《外星居民》前情提要 Previously on "Resident Alien"...
你是灰人 你要做什么 You are the Greys. What are you going to do?
我们将会毁坏你和你所有珍视的人 We will destroy you and everyone you care about.
有外星人在这活动 There's alien activity here.
- 我知道 - 你要怎么做 - I know it. - What are you gonna do?
通知外星人追查者 让他们来佩西恩斯 Call the Alien Tracker and tell him to come to Patience
找出外星人 and find himself an alien.
我需要再补充些止痛药 I need a refill on these pain meds.
这些药具有极强的成瘾性 These can be very addictive.
- 谁是玛丽·艾伦·泰勒 - 是我妈妈 - Who's Mary Ellen Taylor? - My mom.
我享受我的生活方式 现在依然 I liked my life the way it was, still do.
我不认为这个人是外星人 I don't think this guy's an alien.
你注意到那个新来的食堂阿姨吗 Did you notice anything different
她可能是黑衣人的人 about that new lunch lady? She might be MIB.
黑衣人昨晚偷走了宝宝 MIB stole the baby last night.
什么烂人 感叹号 What assholes, exclamation mark!
我们的第一次大量检测 Our first battery of exams
尚未查验出任何外星人的DNA haven't detected any extraterrestrial DNA,
但我们的下一轮检测... but our next round of experimental tests...
别管了 我要进去 Forget it. I'm going in.
好的 长官 Yes, ma'am.
我去通知警卫准备些镇静剂 I'll inform the guards to prepare the restraints.
镇静剂 Restraints?
别费心了 Don't bother.
他不是外星人 He's not an alien.
他们都不是 None of them are.
我还是孩子时 也曾经耍过很多小把戏 I remember being a kid, the pranks we'd play.
你已经尽力去伪装了 我理解你 You'd do anything to fit in, so I get it.
你看起来确实很像这个死去的男孩 It's clear you look like this dead boy.
是谁让你假扮外星人的 But whose idea was it for you to pretend to be an alien?
你可以告诉我 You can tell me.
你不会陷入麻烦 You won't get in trouble.
但凡你对成百的研究对象 If you had any idea the hundreds of subjects,
上千的测试有一点概念 the thousands of tests,
你就会立刻扯掉假外星人的外衣 then you would cut the fake-alien shit!
外星人是真的 They're real, you know.
我和我的父亲一块看到的 I saw them with my father...
像你这么小的时候 when I was about your age.
眼见并非为实 Your eyes were playing tricks on you.
我清楚我看到了什么 看看那照片 I know what I saw. Look at the damn photos.
我们都看到了 Oh, we have.
那可能是个气候测量热气球 Could have been a weather balloon.
你到底是谁 Who the hell are you?
这只有你和你的女儿 对吧 It's just and your daughter, right?
爸爸 不 Dad, no!
外星居民 第二季第十四集
我们的种族起源于水生动物 My people began as aquatic creatures.
我很高兴我们长了腿并开始在陆地行走 I am glad we grew legs and started walking on land.
我可不想当一条鱼 I would not want to be a fish,
正如我不想做人类 in the same way I do not want to be a human.
他们人生中大多数时间都超出他们的控制 So much of their lives is out of their control.
鱼类向前游找寻食物 The fish swims forward looking for food,
当它们找到时 便被一个古怪家伙拽出来 and when they find it, they get yanked out of their homes
称重 检测 by a weird being, measured and probed,
接着又被扔回水中 and then thrown back into their home.
那并不是鱼的错误 It is not the fish's fault.
如果我很饿并在钩子上看到一块披萨 If I was hungry and I saw a pizza on a hook,
我也可能难以自制 I might not be able to control myself either.
是我的错 It's my fault.
我倾尽一生尽力去保护你 I spent my whole life trying to protect you.
我本应在很久前就告诉你 I should have told you what I knew about your mother
我了解的你妈妈的事 a long time ago.
我现在明白你为什么不告诉我了 Now I understand why you didn't.
我们是在她加入我们的乐队时认识的 You know, I met her when she joined our band.
她那时已经怀孕了 She was pregnant already.
所以 你就像是 So you were, like...
乐队的第五个成员 The fifth member.
你认识我的爸爸吗 Did you know my father?
玛丽·艾伦自己保守着那个秘密 Mary-Ellen kept that to herself.
最终大多时间是我在照顾你 I ended up watching you most of the time.
然后某一天她就走了 Then one day she was just gone.
人怎么能毫不在乎的 How do you just leave a kid like that on a doorstep
- 把一个孩子留在门口呢 - 我不知道 - and not care at all? - I don't know.
乐队伙伴让我打给儿童保护机构 但是 My bandmates told me to call CPS, but...
我打给了办理收养的律师 I called an adoption lawyer instead.
你的善心使你如此善良 You're too kind for your own good.
那不是善良 It wasn't kindness;
而是爱 it was love.
你就是你自己 阿斯塔 自你出生那天起就是 You were yourself, Asta, the day you were born.
我不能告诉别人你有多么独特 I can't make people see how special you are,
但是我一直知道 but I always have.
我失去了一个瘾君子 但我收获了一个女儿 I lost a drummer, but I gained a daughter.
我必须说我赚到了 More than a fair trade, I'd say.
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
我想我听到了声音 Oh, I thought I heard voices.
- 早安 凯拉 - 本 早啊 - Morning, Kayla. - Ben, hi
凯拉让我帮一个案子的忙 Kayla asked me to help her with a case.
亲爱的 真令人吃惊 Honey, that's amazing.
我就知道你会在时机合适时回归法律界 See, I knew you'd back into law when the timing was right.
什么案子 What's the case?
我正帮助凯拉的律师事务所 I am helping Kayla's law firm
拿到一个能暂停度假村计划推进的 get a temporary restraining order
临时限制令 to stop the resort from moving forward.
好极了 Great.
我给你们再泡点咖啡 Can I get you some more coffee?
那真好 亲爱的 that'd be nice, honey.
法官将会决定我们是否已证明 the judge is gonna decide whether we've proven...
是否我们已证明 whether we've proven...
抱歉 凯拉 Sorry, Kayla.
现在对我们来说最关键的是 Look, listen, the key to all of this
证明对环境的影响... is just that we're gonna prove that the environmental impact...
如果我们能够证明 If we've proven...
难以恢复的 Irreparable...
环境的 environmental...
本 Ben!
你叫我了吗 Did you say my name?
我知道你在搞什么鬼 I know what you're doing.
研磨咖啡豆 Barista-ing?
我还是先走了 You know what? I'm just going to head out.
我回头告诉你法官的意见 I'll let you know what the judge says,
回头再来喝这杯咖啡 and, um, I'll take a rain check on that coffee.
并接受你大概要做出的让步 And the vacuuming you were probably about to do.
这是你做过的最成熟的事吗 Was that the most mature thing you've ever done?
前三名 Mm, top three.
我知道我们就度假村修建一事 Look, I know we're on different sides
持有不同的立场 of this resort thing.
或许在家开刚刚那样的会 对你来说不公平 Maybe it wasn't fair of me to have a meeting like that here.
谢谢你 Thank you.
所以让我们达成一个共识 So we make a pact.
只要我们走进那扇门 The second we walk in that door,
就不再谈论度假村 we don't talk about the resort.
成交 Deal.
真蠢 So stupid.
你想见我 Hey, you wanted to see me?
我有些事想告诉你 I have, uh, something that I wanted to tell you,
但是我不知如何开口 所以我写了封信 but I don't know how, so I wrote it in a letter.
直接告诉我 Okay, just tell me.
亲爱的阿斯塔 灰人会来地球把我们全杀死 "Dear, Asta, the Greys are here to kill us all"?
你就这么开头 That's your opening?
我想吸引你的注意力 I wanted to get your attention.
干得好 奏效了 Good job. It worked.
我们都将要死吗 Are we all gonna die?
再一次 Again?
- 他们为什么在这 - 我不知道 - Why are they here? - I do not know.
一切都发生的太快了 他威胁我后就离开了 It all happened very fast. He threatened me and then left.
你是灰人 You are a Grey.
对 你是 Yes, and you are...
用你的口音讲它显得很搞笑 It's funny to hear it in your accent.
我会找到这些灰人的 别担心 I will find these Greys. Do not worry.
你画了地球大爆炸 You drew the Earth exploding.
但是 确实没什么好担心的 But, yeah, sure, nothing to worry about.
我的绘画技术是 But the artistry is...
毋庸置疑的 pretty undeniable.
这是蕾娜·托雷斯警探 You've reached Detective Lena Torres,
杰西普警局 有事请留言 Jessup PD... Please leave a message.
你好 警探 Uh, hello, Detective.
我是迈克·汤普森 It's, uh, Mike Thompson calling.
我从警方监听器上了解到 Uh, actually, I heard on the scanner
你们正在追捕土耳其盗窃团伙 that you guys were dealing with a gang of turkey thieves.
我想告诉你如果你需要的话 I just wanted to make sure you know
我们可以提供帮助或增派人手 that we can offer help or reinforcements if you need it.
事实上 我不敢相信 Um, actually, to me, it's kind of crazy
竟然有人想要偷这种 somebody would want to steal something
像孔雀和松垮红袜子做爱的东西 that looks like a peacock had sex with a loose red sock.
无论如何 我给你打电话 But, um, anyway, um, I was calling
因为我想知道你将要做什么 because I was just wondering what you was up to, and...
早上好 先生 我不知道你已经在这了 Oh, good morning, sir. I didn't know you were here yet.
- 你要的熊仔饼 - 稍等 - Here's your bear claw. - Just one second, please.
抱歉 警探 Uh, sorry about that, Detective.
总之 你可以随时给我回电话 Anyway, like I said, you can give me a call sometime.
谢谢你 再见 All right, thank you. Bye-bye.
我就知道 I knew it.
你们俩将会一起生十个宝宝 You two are gonna have ten babies together.
副警长 你搞什么鬼 Deputy, what are you doing?
- 我还没挂断呢 - 不 我 - I hadn't hung up yet. - No, I'm...
我马上就能留下最完美的留言了 I was right on the brink of leaving the perfect message,
就在我正要上三垒打时 and then as I'm about to nail my triple axel,
你从我后面进来 带着一根铅管 you come up behind me with a lead pipe
打的我双膝跪地 and take out both my knees?
但我只是不小心打到了你的膝盖 But I only accidentally smashed your knees,
而且那并不是铅管 and it really wasn't a lead pipe.
那更像是柔软的木质球拍 Like, it was more of a soft wooden bat,
因为女人就像婴儿 because women like babies.
我只是 I'm just... I'm gonna...
我把这个放这了 I'm gonna leave this here.
达茜 D'arcy.
早上好 冠军 Good morning, champ.
现在是早上吗 Is it morning?
都十一点半了 It's, like, 11:30.
你看到搅拌机的盖子了吗 Have you seen my blender lid?
没有 No.
我一直放在这个抽屉里 你确定没有动过吗 It's always in this drawer. You sure you didn't move it?
我有一套放东西的条理 I have a whole system.
我从来没觉得你是个有条理的人 I never pegged you for a system person.
我还说了早上好 I also said "good morning."
确实 You did.
等等 你觉得我很邋遢吗 Wait, do you think I'm messy?
完全不觉得 No, not at all.
我喜欢你对搅拌机有强迫症 I like you being a neat freak about your blender.
强迫症 Neat freak?
就因为我把东西放在该放的抽屉里 I'm a neat freak because I put things
我就有强迫症 in the drawer where they belong?
我是说 I mean, come on, you know...
把刀叉分开放的木匠 Is the carpenter who puts separate containers
也有强迫症吗 for the forks and knives also a neat freak?
你知道谁才是真正的强迫症吗 You know who was a real neat freak?
发明数字的人 Whoever invented numbers.
每一个数都是独立的存在 You know, each one is its own separate thing.
真是个强迫症 What a neat freak.
你要因为一个搅拌机盖对我发脾气吗 You really gonna rant at me about a blender lid?
我只是想让你帮我找 I just need you to help me find it.
在这 Here.
谢谢 Huh. Thank you.
你就像替我找东西的松露猪宝贝 You are like my little appliances truffle pig.
真好喝 Mmm, so good.
- 你要来一杯吗 - 你还好吗 - You want one? - Are you okay?
你最近好像有点心不在焉 You seem a little all over the place lately.
我一直在想硬雪锦标赛的事情 Um, just in my head about the hardpack tournament.
这种竞争状态让我很紧张 Competition mode...It's an intense mode.
你有压力的话 我们今晚就不去了 Ah, if you're stressed, we'll skip tonight.
不行 No, no way.
先生 晚餐开始了 Sir, dinner is on.
今晚见 Mwah! Gonna see you tonight.
给我准备富含蛋白质的饭菜 Gonna make me something with protein in it.
副警长 Hey, Deputy.
有托雷斯警探的消息吗 Any word from Detective Torres?
- 没有 副警长 - 可能她在忙 - No, Deputy. - Maybe she's busy.
可能她不想生十个宝宝 Maybe she don't want to have ten babies.
你不是在尝试联系 Anyway, uh, weren't you trying to get in touch
那个外星人追踪者吗 with that Alien Tracker guy?
我放弃了 Oh, I gave up.
我发了六十封邮件 I sent 60 emails.
他一封都没回 He didn't respond to even one.
我花了这么多时间来吹捧他 You know, I spent all this time putting him on a pedestal.
可能他就是个混蛋 He's probably just a jerk.
好吧 他正好也在这 Okay, well, he's also here.
其实是六十二封邮件 It was 62 emails, actually.
你愿意和一个混蛋共进午餐吗 Would you care to have lunch with a jerk?
我们遇到了一个问题 We've got a problem.
显然 一群渴望权力的律师 Uh, apparently, a couple of power-hungry lawyers
正在申请一项限制令 are filing a restraining order
来暂时停止度假村的项目 to temporarily stop the resort project.
真的吗 你怎么知道的 Really? How you know that?
这么说吧 你要是在社区里没几个消息源 Well, let's just say you don't become mayor
可当不了市长 without having a few ears out in the community.
- 凯特是其中之一 - 当然 - Kate's one of the lawyers. - She sure is.
- 好吧 - 没错 - Okay. - Yes.
都怪我压力大就会头疼 And I would blame that for my stress headache,
但我自打六岁起就有这毛病了 but I've had that since I was six.
你知道吗 Okay, you know what?
你算是来对了 You done come to the right place,
因为现在在你面前 'cause you happen to be in the presence
就站着一位专业的按摩师 of a professional masseur.
来这里 坐下来 Here, go ahead. Take a seat.
坐 Take a seat. Go ahead.
- 你上过按摩学校吗 - 没错 - You went to massage school? - I sure did.
我毕业的时候还是班上的尖子生 I graduated top of my class.
我在厨房自学的 Taught myself in my own kitchen.
我现在再站起来是不是太晚了 Is it too late to stand back up?
不 没事的 别担心 No, no, you're fine. Don't worry.
我用传统方法学的 I learned the old-fashioned way.
我在猫身上做过训练 See, I practiced on cats.
如果你能在凌晨三点给一只猫按摩 If you can massage a cat at 3:00 a. m.
既不被挠死也不吵醒邻居 without being scratched to death or waking your neighbor,
你就毕业了 you graduate.
猫越野越好 You know, the more feral, the better.
记得读硕士的时候 I remember for my masters,
我在小巷里发现了这只猫 I found this cat in an alleyway.
我的左前臂被挠得至今不长毛 但我毕业了 I still can't grow hair on my left forearm, but I graduated.
背疼盖过了头疼 Ow, well, uh, the back pain has drowned out
谢谢你啊 the head pain, so thank you.
- 不用谢 - 太感谢了 - Oh, you're welcome. - Very much.
既然你头脑清醒了 Now that you've got a clear head,
那你可以想想 you can start thinking about how
到家后怎么让凯特别再插手度假村的事 to get Kate off of this resort thing when you get home.
这就是问题所在 Uh, well, see, that's... That's the problem.
我做不到 I can't.
我们同意在家里不谈论度假村的事 We agreed not to talk about the resort when we're at home.
好主意 这对你的婚姻有利 That's a good idea. That's best for your marriage.
而我呢 我和你们俩都没有结婚 I, on the other hand, am not married to either one of you.
这样 你邀请我去吃晚饭 Look, invite me over to dinner.
我接受你的邀请 今晚见 I accept. I'll see you tonight.
我没法把头往左转 Uh, I'm having a hard time turning my head to the left?
那只猫也有同样的问题 Yes, you know what? The cats had the same problem.
试试看把背像这样拱起来 然后嘶嘶叫 Try this. Try hunching your back over like this and hissing.
晚点见 I'll see you later.
什么 W-what?
我想出阻止灰人的方法了 I have figured out how to stop the Greys.
什么 What?
太棒了 你打算怎么做 That's great. What are you gonna do?
下周在新墨西哥州 There is another alien convention
有另一场外星人集会 in New Mexico next week.
会上会有很多 It will be filled with humans
被那些可怕的灰人生物 that have been probed and implanted
探测和植入过的人类 by those horrible Grey creatures.
没错 That's true.
你可以利用那些人来 怎么 追踪灰人吗 You could use those people to, what, track the Greys?
不 我打算绑架那些人 剥掉植入物 No, I will kidnap the humans and rip out their implants
然后把它们重新植入专业表演犬体内 and then re-implant them in professional show dogs.
什么 What?
灰人会很困惑 The Greys will be so confused.
为什么我绑架的那个人 "Why is that human that I abducted
正绕着圈跑 还在跳过栅栏 running around in circles and jumping over gates?"
这会让他们停下来三到五分钟 That will stop them for three to five minutes.
我们得想一个备选计划 We need to start thinking about a plan B.
什么 Mm, what?
那个家伙看上去很像 That guy looks an awful lot like...
天哪 那是外星人追踪者 Oh, my God, that's the Alien Tracker.
他和丽芙坐在卡座里 He's sitting in a booth with Liv.
- 为什么他和丽芙在一起 - 他是在点派吗 - Why is he with Liv? - Is he ordering pie?
我不知道 我们走 I don't know. Let's go.
我之前来的时候 只剩下一个了 I was here earlier. There's only one left.
他有甜点菜单 狗娘养的 He has a dessert menu, the son of a bitch!
其他孩子回来的时候 飞船已经走了 The ship was gone by the time the other kids came back,
但不知道为什么 在那一刻 我感觉 but, somehow, in that moment, I felt like...
你觉得世界 You felt your world expand
比起你之前的所有想象 都要更广阔 beyond anything you ever imagined possible.
没错 Wow. Exactly.
但我记得最清的是孤单的感觉 But the thing that I remember most was feeling alone.
我知道没有人会相信我 除了凯茜阿姨 I knew no one would believe me, except my Aunt Cathy.
但她最喜欢的衣服是约束衣 But her favorite shirt was a straitjacket.
这就是为什么很少有人站出来发声 Well, that's why so few come forward.
我正在制作一部纪录片 You know, I'm producing a documentary
让亲身经历过的人们分享他们的故事 where experiencers share their stories.
人类需要知道 他们并不孤单 People need to know they're not alone.
你真高尚 You're so noble.
你就像一只雄狮 You're like a lion.
你有兴趣参加吗 Would you be interested in participating?
我不行 Oh, I couldn't.
我会非常担心大家会怎么想 I would be so worried about what everyone might think
担心到胳膊肘会开始出汗 that my elbows would start to sweat.
现在已经在出汗了 They're... They're sweating now.
你们不能到后厨来 这不卫生 Hey, you can't just come back here... it's unsanitary.
爸爸 Okay, Dad,
我们要在这里待到那个人走了为止 好吗 we need to stay here until this guy leaves, okay?
他知道哈利是外星人 He knows that Harry's an alien,
并且他有可能在集会上认出我 and he might recognize me from the convention.
丹 不要把派卖给那个坏人 Dan, do not sell that bad man any pie.
不好意思 Excuse me.
- 怎么了 - 他看到我了 给我把叉子 - What's going on? - He saw me. Give me a fork.
我要在他的脖子上刺一刀 还有所有目击者 I need to stab him in the neck... and anyone who saw.
- 我有很多脖子要刺 - 你不能刺死任何人 - I have a lot of necks to stab. - You're not stabbing anyone!
- 不 - 她说得对 - No. - She's right.
从后门出去 Go out the back.
怎么了 有什么事吗 What's going on? Is everything okay?
我得去检查一下 马上回来 I have to check something out... I'll be back.
是去追踪外星人吗 Is checking tracking?
你是要追踪外星人吗 Are you alien checking?
我就待在这 I'll be here.
丽芙 Hey, Liv.
- 你刚刚和朋友在这吗 - 不 - Were you just here with friend? - Oh, no.
可能还算不上是朋友 It might be early for the F word,
但他确实跟我说了一些童年创伤 but he did share some childhood-trauma stuff.
并且我确实知道他的生日 Plus, I do know his birthday,
最喜欢的颜色 还有月相 favorite color, and moon sign.
我去 我和外星人追踪者是朋友 Holy crap, I'm friends with the Alien Tracker.
外星人追踪者 The Alien Tracker...
那不是你听的播客吗 Isn't that that podcast you listen to?
比如他追火星人什么的 Like, he chases Martians or something?
对 但彼得要厉害多了 Yeah, but Peter is so much more than that.
他甚至写了一本 He literally wrote the book
关于政府的外星人阴谋活动的书 on government alien conspiracies.
所以他是来这里拜访他的头号粉丝的 Mm, so is he here visiting his number-one fan
还是来出差的 or here on business?
他认为在佩西恩斯 He thinks that there might be alien activity
或许有外星人出没 right here in Patience.
他现在根据线索追踪去了 He's checking out a lead now.
多刺激啊 How exciting is that?
的确如此 Wow, that is really exciting.
他可真负责啊 Man, he means business.
我可不想成为那个外星人 I wouldn't want to be that alien.
你好啊 万德斯本格医生 Hi, Dr. Vanderspeigle.
能和你聊聊预约的事吗 Can I ask you about making an appointment for...
借过 Excuse me.
在你像个蠢小孩一样 I should have killed you
哀求我不要扭断你的脖子的时候 when you were begging me not to rip your neck open
我就该杀了你 like a stupid baby.
有时候我还真希望你那么做了 Sometimes I wish you had.
唯一支撑我走下来的 The only thing that kept me going
就是再次见到你时 毋庸置疑 was the incontrovertible fact that the next time I saw you,
你才是那个害怕的人 you would be the one cowering in fear.
我不想在市中心 I did not want to murder this man
把这家伙弄死 in the middle of town.
对于清理尸体的人来说 It is going to be messy for the people
是件麻烦事 who clean up dead bodies.
我会用他的血在墙上写下"抱歉" I'll write "sorry" on the wall in his blood.
目击证人 他 他边走边发短信 Witness, he... he was texting while walking.
反对有效 法官大人 Sustained, Your Honor.
呈上证物 法警 Exhibit, bailiff.
没事的 女士 It's okay, ma'am.
刚才那下撞不死我 It'll take more than that to take me out.
原来在这儿啊 Oh, there you are.
你的内裤激起了我的性欲 Your underwear is arousing me sexually.
我请你喝杯啤酒吧 Let me buy you a beer,
这位有缘的女士 uh, woman that I just met.
看来终究是对我情根深种了啊 So... this is finally happening, huh?
我还记得那次宫颈涂片检查 I remember that pap smear.
你当时看了很长时间 You were down there for quite a while.
我想你是看到了你喜欢的东西 I think you saw something you liked.
- 我懂了 - 不是的 - I get it. - Oh, no!
我们都变了 We have changed.
我们已经分道扬镳了 We have grown apart.
成熟的做法就是 各走各路 The mature thing for us to do is to go our way separately.
不是我 是你 It is not me. It is you.
是我 It is me.
有病 Well, crap.
- 给我来杯龙舌兰吧 - 好的 - Can you spot me a tequila? - Sure.
还是借酒消愁吧 Yeah, just got diz-numped.
你好啊 Hello.
我给你留了早餐 I saved your breakfast.
服务生想收拾干净 我只能出示我的枪了 The busboy tried to take it. I had to show him my gun.
我不饿 Yeah, I'm not hungry.
我在熟食店买了个三明治 I grabbed a sandwich at the deli.
哦 Oh.
不得不说你跑得可真快 Anyway, you ran off so fast.
有什么发现吗 Did you find something?
是外星人吗 Uh, was it the alien?
人们总是认为 只有落单的时候 You know, people think you have to be alone somewhere
才会被外星人抓走 for them to get to you.
我和我妻子在纽约一辆非常拥挤的公交车上 My wife and I were on a crowded bus in New York City,
他们撕开了我妻子的孕肚 夺走了孩子 and they ripped my child out of my wife's pregnant belly.
我不会让其他人遭受和我们一样的痛苦了 I'm not gonna let anyone else suffer like we did.
所以即使有外星人站在我们身边 So, even if there was an alien standing right next to us,
我也不会告诉你 I would not tell you.
也不会采取任何行动 And I wouldn't take any action...
不会牵连身边无辜的人 not with any innocent people around.
真的太令人敬佩了 That is so admirable.
我是不是说过这话 Did I say that already?
我好像一直在重复自己的话 I feel like I'm repeating myself.
我的手肘又开始热了 My elbows are hot again.
你刚刚想给我看什么 So what did you want to show me?
我一直在记录佩西恩斯可能存在的外星活动 I've been documenting possible alien activity in Patience,
还有不明飞行物观测点 possible UFO sightings,
都是人们提到过的地方 you know, the stuff people call in about.
这是什么 What is this?
那是市长儿子的恶作剧 Oh, that was a hoax started by the mayor's son.
我已经询问过他了 没啥大事 I already questioned him. It was nothing.
除非你觉得有问题 Unless it means something to you.
没有 No.
我能借走一下吗 May I hang on to this for a bit?
你喜欢我做的整理吗 You like my book?
当然 可以借给你 Of course, yes, you can hang on to it.
好多汗 Sweaty.
今晚九点 我们再多聊聊吧 Let's catch up tonight, 2100 hours.
这附近有小酒馆吗 Is there a tavern around here?
有个小酒吧 叫做五九酒吧 Yeah, we have a pub. It's called The 59.
我更喜欢去酒馆 I prefer a tavern.
- 有什么区别吗 - 区别可太大了 - Is there a difference? - There is a big difference.
我们只有一个小酒吧 Oh, we just have a pub.
行吧 也能凑合去 I suppose I can go with that.
多谢 祝你愉快 Thank you. Have a nice day.
我们在那儿见 注意安全 I'll see you there. You stay safe, now.
好的 Okay.
这些是治烧心的 Okay, these are for heartburn.
这些是治我家猫烧心的 These are for my cat's heartburn.
我不知道这是什么 I don't know what this one is.
这应该是颗珠子 I think that one was a bead.
茱迪 我的膝盖真的好痛 Judes, my knee is on fire.
我需要吃你从屋顶摔下来之后 I need the pain meds that you took
吃的那种止疼药 after you fell off the roof.
是啊 盖屋顶看起来很容易 是吧 Yeah, roofing looks like it'd be so easy, yeah?
但其实并不是 It's not.
也许是这个 Ooh, maybe these ones.
- 你有口干的... - 是的 - Do you have dry mouth... - Yes.
- 便秘... - 非常严重 - Constipation... - So much.
- 还有情绪波动 - 天哪 快给我吧 - And mood swings? - Oh, my God, give me those.
就是这个 That's it.
能给我留一个吗 Can... can I keep just, like, one,
防止我吃下更多的珠子 just in case I swallow any more beads?
不能 别吃珠子不就行了 No, just don't eat beads.
你是医生吗 Are you, like, a doctor?
你在这儿干什么 What are you doing here?
你应该躲起来 Oh, you should be hiding.
我是个外星人 I'm an alien.
外星人不需要躲着人类 Aliens do not hide from humans.
不 你需要 Well, you should.
我和丽芙聊过了 I talked to Liv.
外星人追踪者可不是在装模作样 This whole Alien Tracker thing is not just for show.
他是研究外星人的专家 He's an expert on aliens.
他甚至还写了本 He even wrote a book
关于外星政府秘密计划的书 about some secret alien government program.
哈利 他可能会伤害你的 Harry, he could hurt you.
你能告诉那个生气的护士 Could you tell the angry nurse
下次做个火腿三明治吗 to make a ham sandwich next time?
我觉得你没把这当回事 I feel like maybe you're not taking this very seriously.
外星人追踪者能知道什么 What could the Alien Tracker know
我不知道的外星人信息 about aliens that I do not?
他知道一个外星政府的秘密计划 He knows about a secret government alien program,
这意味着他可能知道任何事情 which means he could know anything,
你的族人 灰人 about your people, the Greys.
谁知道呢 Who knows?
你在这里乱逛不安全 It's not safe for you to wander around here.
你真的应该回家躲起来 You really should go home and hide.
人类躲起来 外星人捕猎 Humans hide. Aliens hunt.
如果外星人追踪者 If the Alien Tracker
获得了灰人的内部消息 has gained insider knowledge on the Greys,
也许我可以利用他找到他们 perhaps I can use him to get to them.
好的 我会走的 Okay, I will go.
多谢 Thank you.
想要酸黄瓜吗 Do you want my pickle?
可软了 It's floppy.
不 No.
好吧 All right.
马克斯 Max.
很抱歉 我不是故意吓你的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to startle you.
- 我叫彼得·巴赫 - 你是外星人追踪者 - My name is Peter Bach. - You're the Alien Tracker!
我需要你帮忙找到一个人 I need your help finding someone...
或者某种"东西" or maybe I should say "something."
那只是我开的一个玩笑 Uh, that's just a joke I made up.
我年龄不大 但是乐趣满满 I'm really funny for my size.
我不觉得那是个玩笑 Well, I-I don't think it's a joke.
这跟我今天在这里看到的外星人 This looks exactly like an extraterrestrial
一模一样 that I saw here today.
- 你真的能看见他们 - 就像你一样 - You can really see them? - Just like you.
不 我和你说过了 那只是我开的一个玩笑 No, I told you... I just made it up.
我还记得我第一次看到外星人的时候 I remember when I saw my first alien
他有人的外形 that had a humanoid form.
但是当我看向他的脸的时候 像一条蛇 But when I saw his face... like a snake.
哇哦 阿尔法天龙星人 Whoa. An Alpha Draconian.
他直勾勾地盯着我 His gaze bore right into mine,
除了我 没人能看的见 but no one else could see what I saw.
对他们来说 他看起来就像是个正常的人类 To them, he looked just like a regular person.
我想我是疯了 I thought I was going crazy.
你应该也有同样的感受吧 Now, you've probably been called crazy before. too.
是啊 Yeah.
不如你告诉我他是谁 Why don't you tell me who he is?
- 不行 - 马克斯 听我说 - I can't. - Max, listen to me.
我懂了 你是想保护他 I understand. You're trying to protect him.
他很可能让你相信 H-he's probably got you convinced
他是你的朋友 that he's your friend.
但外星人大老远跑来不是为了交朋友的 But aliens don't come all this way to be our friends.
他们来这里是来伤害我们的 They come here to do us harm.
他不会 他是个好外星人 This one won't. He's a good alien.
看见了吗 You see this?
这是他干的 He did that.
只要有一丝机会 他就会杀了我 He would kill me if he had half a chance.
如果对他有利 那个外星人也会杀了你的 And if it suits him, that alien will kill you, too.
给你 等你想告诉我他是谁就打给我 Here, call me when you're ready to tell me who he is.
所有的人类都可能处于危险之中 All of humanity might be at stake.
有个词是用来形容马克斯这种小孩的 There is a word for little boys like Max...
"叛徒" "traitor."
还有"狗屁黄鼠狼" 还有"废物" And also "shit weasel" and "dink."
类似的词有很多 There are many words.
- 给 亲爱的 - 谢谢宝贝 - Here you go, honey. - Mmm, thank you, hon.
- 汤很好喝 - 好喝 - Excellent soup. - Mm-hmm.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你知道味道可以唤醒记忆吗 You know how a taste can take you back?
这碗汤让我想起了曾经 This soup here... This reminds me this one time.
五年前 Five years ago...
我喝过一碗和这个味道一模一样的汤 I had a bowl of soup...Taste just like this.
说到工作 我听说 Speaking of work, I heard
前几天主街起暴动了 uh, there was quite a commotion on Main Street the other day.
迈克不得不 Apparently Mike
把那群惹事的小青年都逮捕了 had to round up a pack of rowdy teenagers.
没错 Yes, I did.
他们把丹垃圾桶里坏了的甜甜圈往车上丢 They were throwing Dan's stale dumpster doughnuts at traffic.
那甜甜圈硬得像冰球一样 They were frozen solid like hockey pucks,
搞不好会死人的 could have killed somebody.
他们为什么要这么做 You know, why would they do such a thing?
我告诉你为什么吧 没事儿闲的 I'll tell you why... Boredom.
这在安宁的小镇上是个大问题 Yes, it is a big, big problem in quiet towns.
哦 是吗 Oh, is that so?
是的 It is so.
青少年嘛 需要一些事情 You know, teenagers, they need something
占据他们本能想闯祸的小脑袋 to keep their naturally criminal mind occupied,
比如滑雪 比如划船 you know, something like skiing or riding gondolas
或者去潮流商店逛街 or shopping at hip stores.
我知道你们想干嘛了 Oh, I see what this is.
哈 我什么都没干啊 What? This is nothing.
我就是请迈克来家里吃个饭 I just invited Mike over for a good meal.
虽然严格意义上 Although technically food isn't a meal
喝汤不算吃饭 不过随你怎么说吧 unless it's solid, but...
我知道你是来干什么的了 迈克 I do understand where you're coming from Mike.
很显然 建度假村有不少利可图 Obviously, there's a lot to gain from a resort,
但我意识到弊大于利 but I now realize that there may be a lot more to lose.
你知道吗 你和我很像 You see, you and I... We're a lot alike.
我们都来自城市 我们想念同样的东西 We're both city people. We miss the same things...
我们想念活动 想念城市文化 You know, the action, the culture,
想念那些展出品不是镐头 having a museum that's got something in it
或妓院家具的正经博物馆 other than pickaxes and whorehouse furniture.
抱歉 我说的你应该没听懂吧 Sorry about that. You probably don't know what that is.
- 他不懂 - 好的 - No, he doesn't. - Okay.
狎妓就是用性爱赚钱 You see, a whore is somebody who gets paid for sex,
- 比如妓女和 - 好了 别说了 - like a prostitute or... - Okay. Okay.
词汇课就到这里吧 I think that's enough of a vocabulary lesson.
我爱城市 也爱博物馆 I love cities and museums,
但佩西恩斯是个古色古香的小镇 but Patience is a quaint town,
我觉得这很难能可贵 and I'm really beginning to appreciate that.
而度假村会毁掉它古朴的魅力 A resort would take away its charm.
佩西恩斯需要的不是魅力 而是老鼠 Patience don't need charm. It needs rats.
你说什么 Uh, W-what's that?
- 我喜欢老鼠 - 很好 - I like rats. - You should.
对小镇来说 鼠疫是最好的成功标志 Nothing says successful town like a good rat infestation.
你想啊 每个健康的小镇 See, every healthy town
餐厅都满是食客 has restaurants that's full of people,
这意味着他们需要扔掉一半的食物 and that means they throwing away half their food,
而这会带来老鼠 and that brings in the rats.
有一次 我在华盛顿布置监视哨 This one time, I was on a stakeout in D.C.,
睡着后一只老鼠从我脸上跑过去 and I fell asleep, and a rat ran right across my face.
当时我就知道 我成功了 I knew at that moment, I had made it.
我觉得你要辩输了 I think you're losing the argument.
我为什么要去啊 Why did I even go?
是在期待些什么啊 What did I expect?
她是你妈妈 你当然应该尝试一次 She's your mom. You had to try.
我知道 I know.
我本希望她会告诉我 I just thought that she would tell me
我们之间的事情 就像我和杰伊之间一样 that what happened to her was like with me and Jay,
你懂我吗 you know?
我本希望她抛弃我 是为了让我更好的生活 She gave me up to give me a better life,
而她始终爱着我 but she still loved me...
哪怕是挂念着我 or at least thought of me.
但完全不是这样的 Except it's not true.
你知道孩子最需要的是什么吗 You know what every child needs most?
- 什么 - 需要妈妈告诉他们 - Hmm? - For their mother to tell them
妈妈爱他们 并且将永远在他们身边 they love them and that they'll always be there for them.
这是基本中的基本 It's, like, the bare minimum.
我应该也这么说的 I could have used that.
但她给不了你这些 Yeah, but she couldn't give that to you.
这由她说了算 不是你能控制的 And that's on her. You can't control that.
没错 这是个很大的缺失 And, yeah, it left a big hole,
但这缺失由你的家人 你爸爸 but you filled that with family, with your dad,
格雷厄姆 我 我们所有人为你填满 Graham, me, all of us.
我们对你的爱无条件 And we love you unconditionally,
这点永远不会变 and that's never gonna change.
谢谢你 我也爱你们 Thank you. I love you guys, too.
这什么 我的小费吗 What's this? This my tip?
抱歉 我只有这么多了 Sorry, it's all I got.
那你不如别进酒吧 Well, maybe then don't come into a bar.
怎么样 嗯 How about that? Yeah?
- 好吧 可真行 - 一点都不好 - Okay. Wow. Okay. - No, it's not okay, actually.
你怕是有那个大病吧 破坏环境 What the hell's wrong with you? It's ruining the Earth.
金属很珍贵的知道吗 These are precious metals, all right?
二位美女还需要点什么 Can I get you two hotties anything?
- 呃 不用了 - 不用了 - Uh, no. - No.
不需要了 We're... we're good.
咻 咻 咻 咻 咻 Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew! Pew!
有需要叫我哦 You let me know.
什么情况这是 What the hell was that?
是 建个新足球场是好事 And, yes, a new soccer field would be nice,
但代价是什么 but at what cost?
度假村带来的财政收入 You know, the added revenue the resort brings in
对小镇来说是好事 would be so good for the town.
我是说 为旅游业考虑考虑 I mean, think... think of the tourism.
亲爱的 我在和迈克说话 Honey, I am talking to Mike.
- 记得我们的约定吗 - 记得 - You know the pact. - Mm-hmm.
你我之间不谈这事儿 You and I shouldn't get into it.
没错 Right.
转告市长 旅游业带来的远不止收入 Tell the mayor that tourists bring a lot more than money.
还有交通问题 噪音问题 They bring traffic and noise.
环境污染问题就更不用说了吧 I mean, and can we even talk about the environmental impact?
你 I mean, you...
你都听到了吧 You just heard that, right?
既然你都听到了我就没必要 It don't make no sense for me to repeat it
- 再转述一遍了吧 - 什么不良影响 - if you just heard it. - Well, see, what impact?
开发者在环境方面 The developer has
几乎没有出现过问题 a near-perfect environmental record.
好吧 这话能重新措个辞吗 Okay, is there another way of saying that?
现在听起来就像是有问题 'Cause that makes it sound like it ain't perfect.
本来就有问题 如果他们建了度假村 It's not perfect... If they get a resort,
我们将会失去2%的天然鹅栖息地 we'd lose 2% of the state's natural geese habitat.
如果建了度假村 If we have a resort,
州里扫雪机的总量将翻一番 the state gets 200% more snowplows.
马克斯 你喜欢扫雪机的 对吧 Max, you like snowplows, right?
马克斯 你想看到你的小鹅们 Max, how do you like to see your geese...
无处落脚甚至无法存活吗 Up in the air or in a mass grave?
我还是上楼吃吧 I'm gonna go eat upstairs.
我个人认为 鹅可以迁徙 I mean, personally, I think the geese can move.
飞走就好了嘛 I mean, they can fly.
行 你想聊这事 Okay. You want to talk?
咱们就好好聊聊 Let's talk it out.
假设建了度假村 So you get a resort.
老板是个富豪商人 Maybe some rich businessman runs it.
他来了之后发现很喜欢这个小镇 He comes to town. He likes it here.
也许他甚至会竞选市长并且胜任 Maybe he even runs for mayor and wins.
人人都喜欢他 Everybody likes him.
再设想一下 这个商人 Now let's say that that businessman
开始到处撒钱盖房子 starts throwing his money around,
在镇上盖满丑陋无比的现代建筑 and suddenly all the buildings are ugly and modern
还都刻着他的名字 and have his name on them.
他变得无比神气 He gets cocky.
跟你用一百万买你老婆一夜温存 He offers you a million dollars to bang your wife.
什么玩意 Uh, what's that?
我会说 "不 我才不是什么廉价婊子" And I say, "No, I'm not some cheap whore."
"这世道一百万根本什么都干不了" "A million dollars is practically nothing these days."
于是他抬价到五百万 So he offers me $5 million.
我会说"这么多钱 整个周末我都是你的了" And I say, "For that amount, you can have me all weekend,"
因为他不仅多金 'cause he's not just rich.
还很帅 He's also really hot.
你们两个车速也太快了吧 Okay, you guys changed gears way too fast.
就在两分钟前 这里还坐着一个小孩子呢 There was a child down here not two minutes ago.
- 你在这干什么呢 - 我在吃你的糖果 - What are you doing here? - I'm eating your candy.
都变味了 It's stale.
你需要再过一次万圣节 You should have another Halloween
就能有新鲜糖果吃了 so you can get fresh ones.
你知道吗 警察就在楼下 You know, the police are downstairs.
我随时可以喊他们上来 I could just scream.
叫警察干什么 Why scream for the police?
为什么不叫你的新朋友外星人追踪者 Why not scream for your new friend, the Alien Tracker?
你怎么知道的 How do you know about that?
告诉我他在哪 Tell me where I can find him.
我 I...
不能告诉你 can't.
因为你是他的朋友吗 Because you are his friend.
明明是我先成为你朋友的 You were my friend first.
是你说我不是你朋友的 You said I wasn't your friend.
你说我像你爸爸 You said I was like your dad.
因为你打我屁股 You spanked me.
轻轻地 像一个想和你做朋友的爸爸那样 Softly, like a father who wants to be your friend.
我还准备买一辆有挎斗的摩托车 Yeah, I was going to buy a motorcycle with a sidecar
就为了和你一起骑车到处逛 像朋友那样 so we could ride around town together, like friends do.
我不信 因为我之前问你 I don't believe you, because when I asked if you wanted
要不要像E.T.一样坐我的自行车篮 to ride in my bicycle basket like E.T.,
你让我用石头装车篮 you told me to fill my basket with rocks
然后骑到湖里去 and ride into the lake.
因为我个头太大了 Because I am not the same size.
E.T.就像是个性感的小番茄 E.T. was shaped like a sexy potato.
他的身形和车篮完美适配 He's perfect for basket rides.
吃完甜的 我得吃点咸的了 I need salty to follow sweet.
很好 Yeah.
吃完这个再继续吃甜的 And then I'm going to need sweet again.
再热点就更好了 Mmm, could be warmer.
所以 So...
你告诉外星人追踪者我住在哪 did you tell your Alien Tracker friend
好让他来我家 where I live so he could come to my house
把我抓进笼子里吗 and put me in a cage?
我发誓没告诉过他 I didn't tell him, I swear.
我不相信你 I don't believe you.
因为你总是撒谎 That's because you're always lying,
所以你觉得大家都和你一样 so you think everyone else is, too.
你也说谎了 和我一样 还偷东西 You lie, too, just like me, and steal,
就像我想要偷走你所有的糖一样 just like I am going to steal all of your candy.
我们太像了 See, we are so alike.
你应该帮我抓到这个秃头的混蛋 You should help me get this hairless asshole.
但我喜欢他 But I like him.
他是我遇到的第一个 He's the first grown-up I ever met
让我觉得自己不是怪胎的大人 who makes me feel like I'm not a freak.
他懂我 He understands me.
他不了解你 He doesn't understand you.
没人比我更懂你 No one knows you like I know you.
想一个一到十之间的数 Think of a number between one and ten.
如果我们想数字相同 那我们就是一类人 If we think of the same number, then we are the same,
你就要帮我 and you will help me.
你想的是几 What number are you thinking of?
六 Six.
我想的是6.5 很接近了 I was thinking of 6.5... So close.
看来我们得增进一下友谊 We need to work on our friendship.
- 让我们一起杀了这家伙 - 不 - Let's kill this guy together. - No!
你站在谁那边 Whose side are you on?
如果你不表态 Look, if you will not pick a side,
我就要打给我的 then I will call
真朋友们了 my real friends.
嘿 Hey.
罗伊德 是你的好兄弟 Lloyd, it's your homey,
哈利·万德斯本格 uh, Harry Vanderspeigle.
没错 来小屋吧 Yes, uh, come to the cabin.
我们可以办场舞会 Yeah, let's, uh, have a dance party.
不 不 Oh, no, no.
别担心 Don't, uh, worry about it.
我带零食来 I'm bringing the snacks.
外星人追踪者 彼得·巴赫
谢谢你约我喝酒 Thanks for meeting for a drink.
不必谢我 You don't have to thank me.
和市长共进晚餐后 I could drink this whole bar dry
我可以把这酒吧的酒都喝光 after dinner with the mayor.
这房子就像个充满性张力的巨大火药桶 That whole house is a giant powder keg of sexual tension.
我懂 Yeah, I've seen that.
所以你的朋友外星人追踪者在哪 So where's your Alien Tracker friend?
你今晚本来要在这见他的 是吗 You're supposed to meet him here tonight, right?
我们约好的 但他没来 We were supposed to meet, but he didn't show.
- 抱歉 副警长 - 没关系 - Sorry about that, Deputy. - Don't be.
他没来 He didn't show up
因为我觉得他忙着在追外星人 because I think he's hot on the trail of an alien.
尽情嘲笑我吧 Okay, tease me if you want.
我不介意 I don't mind.
我的一生都在做旁观者 You know, my whole life I've been a bystander.
从不发号施令 I never call the shots.
但这次我决定相信自己的直觉 But this time I decided to trust my instincts.
我掌控住了 I took control,
把外星人追踪者带到了佩西恩斯 and I got the Alien Tracker himself to Patience.
他来 是因为我安排如此 He came because I made it happen.
很好 我为你骄傲 副警长 Well, good. I'm proud of you, Deputy.
谢谢 Thank you.
我也很自豪 I'm proud of me, too.
这辈子我一直都按兵不动 You know, I've been sitting back my whole life,
现在也许我厌倦了 and maybe I'm getting tired of sitting.
- 还有别生气 - 生什么气 - And don't be mad. - Mad about what?
天呐 你在逗我吗 我还没准备好约会 Oh, my God, are you kidding me? I'm not date-ready.
这都不是我第二好的裤子 This ain't even my second best pair of pants.
她看着很漂亮 你也是 She looks nice, and you do, too.
好吧 我来吧 走吧 走吧 Okay, all right, I got this. Come on, go on.
走吧 出去 走吧 我来 我来 Go on. Get out. Go ahead. I got it. I got it.
你该退场了 副警长 You're dismissed, uh, Deputy.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
- 嘿 - 我正准备走 - Hey, there. - I was just leaving.
- 好吧 - 嗯 - Oh, okay. - Yeah.
- 谢谢 副警长 - 没事 - Thanks, Deputy. - Yep.
- 警长 - 警探 - Sheriff. - Detective.
你... Do...
我从没想过你会穿花纹衬衫 I, um... I never figured you for a patterned-shirt guy.
我还挺喜欢的 I kind of like it.
这图案能帮我遮住下面这东西 Yeah, well, the pattern helps hide what's underneath here.
戈博生存刀 这个刀片是 Gerber StrongArm... This right here
用钱能买到的最好的 is the best blade money can buy.
没错 Couldn't agree more.
天啊 I'll be damned.
我请你喝瓶酒吧 You know what? Let me get you a beer.
我请你吧 Uh, let me get you one.
- 你要请我吗 - 是的 - Oh, gonna get me a beer? - I am.
好 Okay.
嘿 Hey.
天呐 你认真的吗 Oh, my gosh, are you serious?
这个天大的消息 That's great news.
好的 Ooh! Okay.
好吧 晚安 Okay, good night.
好消息吗 Good news?
这事不适合在这说 It's not something I can talk about here.
也没什么大不了的 It's just... it's no big deal.
遵守契约 Mm, honoring the pact.
好吧 Okay, then.
嗯 Yeah.
- 限制令吗 - 通过了 - Restraining order? - Granted.
该死 Damn it.
亲爱的 我不想谈度假村的事 好吗 Look, honey, I don't want to talk about the resort, okay?
别管了 Let's just leave it.
作为你的丈夫 The part of me that's your husband...
看你笑我很开心 is glad to see you smiling.
我喜欢你开心 I like it when you're happy.
谢谢 Thank you.
我的确很开心 I am.
我真的很高兴 I'm really happy.
但作为为了度假村奋斗的人 But the part of me that's fighting for this resort
我已经忍不住要在法庭上压制你了 cannot wait to crush you in court.
我会像踩葡萄一样踩碎你 I will stomp you like a grape
直到你意识到自己浪费了时间 until you realize you have wasted your time
而且觉得自己完全没有价值 and you feel absolutely worthless.
行吧 契约继续 Okay, pact's back on.
- 晚安 亲爱的 - 晚安 - Good night, honey. - Night.
嘿 杰伊 Hey, Jay.
有空吗 You got a minute?
我刚工作了一整夜 I just worked all night,
头发上都沾上了烧烤酱 and I have barbecue sauce in my hair.
我知道 I totally get that.
我只想告诉你一件事 I-I just need to tell you this one thing.
好吧 Okay, um...
你在成长过程中可能会有很多疑问 you probably had a lot of questions growing up,
也许遇见我能帮你解决一些问题 and maybe meeting me has helped you answer some of them.
但我要告诉你 最重要的是 But the most important thing I need to tell you is...
我爱你 I love you.
你人生中的每一天 我每天都在想你 I've thought about you every day of your life.
如果你需要我 我会在这里等你 And if you ever need me, I'm here for you.
如果你不需要我 也没关系 And if you never need me, that's okay, too.
你不需要担心我 It's not your job to worry about me.
我会没事的 I'll be fine.
我会一直爱你 And I'll still love you.
所以 So...
就是这些 that's it.
好吧 All right.
好了 All right.
有人吗 Hello?
达茜 D'arcy?
嘿 达茜 Hey. D'arcy?
嘿 Oh, hey.
嘿 Hey.
- 发生什么了 - 我不知道 还想问你呢 - What's going on? - I don't know. You tell me.
现在是凌晨一点 It's 1:00 in the morning.
你不锁门就准备睡在这吗 Were you really gonna sleep in here with the door unlocked?
我刚打扫完 忘了时间 Um, I was just cleaning up. I lost track of time.
真的吗 Really?
你看起来像在台球桌上睡了一觉 'Cause it looked like you were sleeping on the pool table.
我需要你告诉我在哪里睡觉吗 You gonna tell me where to sleep now?
- 好吧 - 等下 等等 - Okay. - Wait, wait.
我们有安排的 We had plans.
我等了两小时 I waited for two hours.
- 也许我该领会你的暗示 - 不 - Maybe I should just take a hint. - No.
很显然 你没把我们的安排当回事 Obviously you're not taking me or any of this seriously.
我觉得你有点夸张了 I feel like you're being a little dramatic.
如果你真的在乎我 哪怕只有一点 If you care even just a little bit about me,
你就该告诉我到底发生了什么 you need to tell me what's really going on.
好吗 Please?
没关系的 It's okay.
没事的 好吗 It's fine, all right?
我拿下东西 然后一起走吧 Just... let me just grab my stuff, and we can go.
不 No.
什么意思 你说的是什么意思 What do you mean... What do you mean "no"?
我觉得我们就这样吧 I think it's best if we just leave it at this.
埃利奥特 我... Elliot, like...
不要 no.
别 Don't...
求你别走 Please don't go.
拜拜 达茜 Bye, D'arcy.
我走之后 你最好把门锁上 It's probably best if you lock up behind me.
对于外星人来说掌控自己的生活 It is natural for aliens to take control
是很自然的事情 of their lives.
但是对人类来说并不自然 It is not so natural for humans.
人生的一部分是要 Part of being human is finding the strength
找到战胜生活中障碍的力量 to fight through the obstacles in your life.
虽然有些障碍你没法控制 While there are some obstacles you cannot control,
但也有一些你可以掌控 there are some you can.
就像一个非常想要 Like a little boy
和外星人做朋友的小男孩 who wants to be friends with an alien so badly,
他愿意去捉弄外星人的敌人 he is willing to trick that alien's enemy.
马克斯选对了阵营 Max picked the right side.
不 No!