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有人恋爱过吗?
Has anyone been in love?
你恋爱过吗?
Have you ever been in love?
全世界没有一个人愿意理睬我
There's not a soul in the world that wants to talk to me.
喔! 拉斯维加斯万岁! 喔!
Whoo! Viva Las Vegas! Whoo!
这挺有趣的
That's funny.
宝贝 你拿着什么呢? 这是个麦克风
- What you got there, honey? - It's a microphone.
是吗? 你想让我说什么吗?
Is it? What do you want me to say?
你看起来不错呀 哦 谢谢
- You look good. - Oh, thank you.
你不知道什么是爱情?
You don't know what love is?
不知道
No.
这样啊 那真遗憾
Oh, well, that's a shame.
你在寻找爱情吗?
Are you looking for love?
不 不是这样的 我现在这样挺好的
No, not really. I'm kind of content.
我喜欢你的后援团
I like all these backup people you got here.
谢谢
Thanks.
这里有一大群人
There's tons of guys out here.
如果你和他们多打打交道 肯定能找到你的意中人
If you go out here, you can find your soulmate.
我只是觉得真爱很难得到
I just think love is a hard thing to find.
当你找到真爱的时候 抓住它 坚持相信它
When you find it, keep it. Hold on to it.
爱? 爱?
- Love? - Love?
是的 是的 我爱洛杉矶
- Yeah. - Yeah, I love LA.
爱情是个好东西吗?
Is love a good thing?
当然 非常好
Yeah, a very good thing.
酷
Cool.
酷毙了 谢谢你
Cool. Thank you.
谢谢你
Thank you.
再见 再见
- Bye. - Bye.
片名：爱情需要翻译
女士们先生们 有请Charlyne Yi!
Ladies and gentlemen, Charlyne Yi!
啊哈!
Argh!
啊哈哈哈!
Argh! Argh!
Charlyne Yi! Charlyne Yi!
Charlyne Yi!
我愿意
I do.
那么 你现在说你不相信爱情了
So you say you don't believe in love now,
你一直都是这么想的吗?
but have you always felt that way?
小时候我还信
I believed in it when I was a kid,
但是 当时我所有的爱情观
but again, all my ideas about love
都来自电影和童话
kind of came from movies and fairy tales.
当我长大了我才认识到
And as I grew up I realized
现实并非如此
that life is nothing like that.
因为这个你伤心了是吗?
Was that cause you had your heart broken?
不 我只有过一个男朋友
No. I've only ever had one boyfriend.
我以为我很喜欢他 以为他很低调 很神秘
I thought I really liked him. I thought he was all dark and mysterious
而且他还有黑眼圈
and he had shadows under his eyes.
但随后我意识到 这仅仅是因为他嗑药了
But then I realized that was only because he was on drugs.
嘿 Gill 我是Nick
Hey, Gill, this is Nick.
我们在做一部关于 Charlyne和爱情的纪录片
We're making a documentary about Charlyne and love.
可以问你几个问题吗?
We were wondering if we could ask you some questions.
好吧
Awesome.
你觉得我可以学到东西吗?
Do you think I'll learn something?
我希望你可以
你觉得这可能吗?
Do you think it's possible?
不能
为什么?
Why?
因为她太固执己见
任何事情 想让她改变想法太难了
你大概正在想 "这是真正的Charlyne吗?"
You're probably thinking, "Is this how Charlyne really is?"
这头发… 是假发 不是我的头发
This hair... it's a wig. It's not my hair.
你们信以为真了吧
Made you think it was a wig.
你们真的认为这不是我的头发了吧
Made you think it wasn't my hair.
眼见不一定为实
Looks nothing like that.
那你不知道爱情是什么
So you don't know what love is.
你也从来没感受过 所以你这么说
You've never felt it, so you claim.
而且确定以后自己也不会恋爱
And you also know for sure that you will never be in love.
是的 我无语了
- Yeah. - I'm dumbfounded.
我从来没有恋爱过 从来没有
I've never been in love, ever,
所以我不知道我会不会爱
so I'm not sure if I'm capable of it.
唔 你为什么认为自己会是一个
Well, why do you think that you would be someone
不会爱的人?
who wasn't capable of it?
你是个很可爱的女生
You're a very loving person.
只是你这么想而已
That's what you think.
你富于创造
You're dedicated to creative things.
内心充满激情
There's passion inside you.
你很快就能找到你的另一半了
Your love glass is half full.
你可真乐观
You're very optimistic.
你从来没有恋爱过? 对
- You've never been in love? - No.
这真是…
And it's...
我说得也许不对
This is gonna come out, probably, wrong,
但这是因为你不可爱吗?
but is it because you're not lovable?
你觉得我不可爱是不是 Demetri?
You think I'm not lovable, Demetri?
不 我只是问问 你是不是觉得自己不可爱?
No, I'm asking, do you feel not loveable?
会不会觉得自己一无是处?
Do you feel not valuable?
不过我觉得你很有潜力
Cause I think you're potentially valuable.
我想如果Charlyne恋爱了
I think if Charlyne ever falls in love
她会很保密 没错 很隐私的
- She'll keep it very close to herself. - Yeah, private.
我认为她不会张扬的
I don't think she's gonna make it public to anybody.
虽然Charlyne说不相信爱情
Do you think that Charlyne believes in love
但是你觉得她会相信吗?
even though she says she doesn't?
她相信爱情
我100%肯定
你认为Charlyne会找到真爱吗?
You think Charlyne will ever find love?
希望她能
我也希望
I hope so too.
我也同情那个被她爱上的人
拜拜 Gill
Bye, Gill.
我爱你 Char
那么 为什么你要拍一部 关于爱情的纪录片呢?
So why do you want to make a documentary about love then?
这个嘛 我认为每个人都会有一个最佳伴侣
Well, I think everyone means something to someone.
尽管我们都有点怀疑
And we're all a bit skeptical,
但我不想一辈子都是个孤独的老处女
but I don't want to end up a lonely old spinster.
我想 没人愿意这样
I don't think anyone wants to.
所以我们出来旅行和人们聊天 听他们的故事
So we're gonna go on the road and talk to people and hear their stories
看看这样能不能改变你对爱情的观念
and see if that changes the way you think about love.
是的 走着瞧吧 是的 走着瞧
- Yep, we'll see. - That's right. We will see.
你结过婚吗?
Have you ever been married?
是的 我结婚11年
Yes, I was married for 11 years.
然后离婚了
And then I got divorced.
这也是我第一次结婚
And it was the first time I was married too.
我直到43岁才结婚
I didn't get married till I was 43 years old.
我遇到了这个女人 我们结婚了
I met this young lady and we got married.
然后 呃
And then, eh,
她不想待在围城里了
she just didn't want to be married anymore.
我不明白
I don't understand it,
但是 你知道的 她不想委曲求全
but, you know, she had to do what was best for her.
那你为什么不再婚呢?
And why wouldn't you get married again?
因为我不想再心碎一次了
Because I don't want to go through the hurt again.
当我说出结婚誓词的时候
When I took those vows,
对我来说意味着一辈子 起码我是这样想的
for me it was for life, you know, as far as I was concerned.
但事实不是这样
But it wasn't.
人们不再爱了 就变卦了
People fall out of love. People change.
他们和他们的另一半想要的…
And what they want and what the other person wants...
已经不一样了
it's just different.
把球整理下
Rack'em up.
我们僵局了
We're tied.
等你长大些 经历过这些
When you get older, you have all this experience
你就会开始回想过去的恋情
and then you start thinking about, you know, your past loves.
真爱是完全不同的事
And true love is a whole different thing.
它只是偶尔出现一次…
That only comes once in a while...
一生只有一次吧 我认为
once in a lifetime, I think.
你有过吗? 是的 我有过
- Have you had that? - Yes, I have.
是你的前妻?
Was that with your ex-wife?
不是她
No, as a matter of fact.
那是… 天呐 差不多是20年前了
It was... God, it must be, like, 20 years ago,
但是每当我听到她的名字
but every time I hear her name
脑海中总会立即浮现出她的倩影
immediately the image of her pops in my head
然后内心就开始小鹿乱撞
and I get those little butterflies and everything like that.
你们为什么没在一起呢?
Why didn't it work out?
她那时在和别人谈恋爱
She was dating somebody else at the time
她只是… 就是大概… 只差这么一点点
and she just... she was, like, this close
就离开那个人和我一起
to giving it up and being with me,
只是她没能做到
and she just couldn't do it.
你当时知道她在和别人谈恋爱吗?
And did you know she was dating someone at the time?
知道呀 那又怎样呢?
Yeah, but what does that matter?
只要他们还没结婚或者订婚 我们这就是公平竞争
If they're not married or engaged, they're fair game.
你这么想? 你知道我的意思吧? 我就是这么想
- You think so? - You know what I mean? Yeah.
只是男朋友而已
I mean, it's just a boyfriend.
我的意思是 你可能是她 正在寻找的白马王子 对吗?
Cause, I mean, you could be the one she's really looking for, right?
但是我认为真爱的关键是
But I think the problem with true love is
它必须是两情相悦
that it has to be on both sides.
这才是它如此难寻的原因
That's what makes it so difficult.
就像她也许是我的真爱
Like she might have been my true love,
但是我未必就是她的真爱
but maybe I wasn't her true love.
瞧你 一直让我谈论爱情 弄得我都进不了球了
See, you got me talking about love and I can't even shoot pool anymore.
当我们讨论爱情和真爱时
While we're talking about love and true love,
你怎么知道你有没有找到爱情呢?
how do you know if you ever found love?
好吧 让我来和你说个故事
Well, I'll tell you a little story.
去年五月份 我去阿拉斯加猎熊
Last May I took a trip up to Alaska to go grizzly hunting.
我在北极圈以北130英里的地方
And I was 130 miles north of the Arctic Circle
在马背上待了2个星期
On horseback for two weeks.
只有我和我的向导还有马
And it was just me, my guide and my wrangler.
我们一直沿路走 经过一条河
So we were riding along and we had to cross this river.
那时正值春末
And it was late spring,
所以水位很高
so the water was very very high
而且水也很冷
and very very cold.
河里到处都是大块的冰
There were big chunks of ice in the river
非常非常冷
and it was freezing.
但是不管怎样 我们还是决定过河了
So anyway, we were crossing this river
我几乎就要到对岸的时候
and I almost made it to the other side
我的马突然滑倒
when my horse lost its footing and rolled,
我和马都掉进水里
and me and the horse went down the river.
水流湍急
The water was moving really really fast.
冲倒并淹没了我
It overtook me and it held me under the water
有漫长的30秒… 45秒
for a good 30 seconds... 45 seconds.
我记得当时非常宁静
And I remember it being very serene,
水底的颜色非常漂亮
a very pretty color.
我就没在水中 像在太空一样
And I was just floating there, like in space.
我对自己说
And I was saying to myself,
"我不能就这样死了 事情不应该是这样的"
"I can't die like this. This isn't the way to go."
突然间
And then all of a sudden
我看到了Sarah的脸庞… 我的前妻
I saw Sarah's face... my ex-wife.
她什么也没有对我说 也没有看我
And she didn't say anything to me. She didn't look at me.
那时我想到这里
And that's when I started reaching for it
就用力向上游
and I power-swam to the top
然后冲出水面
and popped out of the top of the river,
抓住一根小树枝然后爬上了岸
grabbed onto a little branch and got out.
向导升起了一堆熊熊篝火
And my guide had a big bonfire going.
既然我能在这里讲这个故事 很明显我得救了
And I'm here to tell the story, so obviously I survived.
不过我主要是想说
But the point of the story is
那段婚姻里的爱仍然还在
that the love from that marriage was still there.
当我回家和Sarah讲述这件事的时候
And when I came home I told Sarah the story
她说她那时正坐在
and she said that she was sitting there
电脑前工作
working on her computer,
我能想像到她当时的神态肯定
and that's the profile I would have seen
就和我在水里看到的一样
of her just sitting there at her desk.
而我之前说的
And like I was saying before about the one true love
那个真爱
that might have been,
在我快死的时候却没有看见她的脸
I didn't see her face when I was almost dying,
而是看到了Sarah的脸
but it was Sarah's face that I saw.
所以回想起来
So going back and looking at that,
也许她才是我的真爱
maybe she was the true one love.
我想也许我永远都不可能弄清楚了
And I guess I'll just never know.
卢博克市
你的第一个问题是什么?
So what's gonna be your opening question?
您叫什么?
What's your name?
你好 Charlyne 我是德州科技大学的Bill Hase教授
Hello, Charlyne. I'm Professor Bill Hase of Texas Tech University.
嗨
Hi.
我们先谈谈爱是什么
Let's talk about what love is first.
我觉得爱情就是 对某人的一种强烈的感情
Love is, I guess, an affection towards somebody
是一种非常愉快的感觉
and it's a feeling that's a pleasant feeling.
化学家也许会说
And chemists would say
这是一些分子的相互作用产生的
that something's being triggered in terms of molecules interacting.
在我的大脑里? 就是在那里
- In my brain? - In the brain.
对 爱情并不在心里 即使我们确实有颗心
Yeah, love is not here, even though we have it there... the heart.
但其实爱情是在大脑里
It's actually going on right up here.
生物化学家 或者解剖学家和生理学家
The biochemist, or the anatomist and physiologist
会说
would say things like,
"唔 我们发现 恋爱的时候
"Well, as we fall in love, we know, we've recorded
大脑的神经元开始分泌更多的血清素
that there's additional serotonin release in neurons in the brain.
众所周知 喝咖啡能让我们感觉很好"
We know that there's endorphins that help us to feel better."
所以我们恋爱的时候会感到兴奋
And we feel this euphoria when we're falling in love.
实际上 很多时候
In fact, sometimes so much so, it's almost similar
这很像吸毒之后
to a drug-induced sort of state where we may not even be using
失去理智的状态
rational behaviors and things like that.
你觉得会不会有人生来 就没有那些荷尔蒙?
Do you think some people can be born without those chemicals?
我认为不是荷尔蒙本身
I think, not the chemicals
而是他们之间的均衡关系… 这才对
but the processing of them... that's exactly right.
但是我很难想像
But I think it would not be unusual or abnormal to think
有那么一些人…
that there are some people... the chemistry is such
天生就很难爱上别人
that it's difficult for them to love someone else.
我觉得我就有这样的问题
I wonder if that's what's wrong with me.
我可不这么认为
Oh, I don't think so.
你看起来是个很可爱的姑娘 对吧?
You seem like a very pleasant person, right?
如果爱情的感觉是如此强烈…
If love is such a strong emotion...
可能是因为它对我们有好处
probably because it provides us with something good.
这对于我们进化有什么益处吗?
How does that benefit us evolutionarily?
比如繁衍后代
Offspring.
这挺难说的…
It's kind of hard to tell...
我们真的认为
do we really perceive that what we're trying to do
爱情是为了繁衍后代
is to successfully rear offspring,
亦或是把爱情当成一生中的头等大事?
or do we view love as the end-all and be-all?
世上有许多对
There are plenty of couples
恩爱的夫妻
who love each other very much
他们没有孩子
who don't have kids of their own.
是啊 尽管他们没有孩子
- Yeah. - And they stay married
可是他们依然在一起啊
even though they know for them there's no reproductive benefit.
你知道 我不想
You know, I'd also want to be careful
总是说科学理论
not to get so scientific
那样我们就会忘记
that we forget about just the pure joy
爱给我们带来纯粹的快乐和神奇
and maybe the mystical aspects of love.
不仅仅是化学物质… 还有些其他的东西
There's something... there is something there.
其中有进化的机制
There may be evolutionary mechanisms
还有生物化学机制
and there are certainly biochemical mechanisms,
但是无论怎样
but somehow
还是有一丝丝奇妙的东西在里面
there's a little bit of magic to it too.
洛杉矶
嘿 很高兴见到你
- Hey. - Nice to see you.
我总是在想 要是我坠入爱河 那现在早就结婚了
I always think that if I was in love I would be married by now.
但是我没有
But I'm not.
呃 你曾经对别人说过"我爱你"吗?
Well, have you ever said "I love you" to somebody?
我通常很容易说出"我爱你"
I'm pretty quick to say "I love you"
因为我害怕他们会跑掉
just 'cause I feel like I don't want them to run away.
真的?
Really?
是啊 我觉得… 有用吗 会不会把他们吓跑?
- Yeah, I fell like... - Does it work or does it scare them?
呃 我还是单身 我也不知道
Well, I'm single, so I don't know.
你们在拍什么?
What are you guys filming?
纪录片
A documentary.
是关于什么的?
What is it about?
关于我的
It's about me.
你的生活?
Your life?
不 是关于我不相信爱情的
No, it's about how I don't believe in love.
太酷了 真帅
Cool. Awesome.
你今晚是要采访吗?
Are you interviewing people tonight for it?
你们都拍些什么? 拍些人物
- Or what are you filming tonight? - Some people.
哦 那挺好
Oh, nice.
你想要她采访你吗 Mike?
Do you want to be interviewed, Mike?
不 现在这个场景会不会拍进电影?
No. Will this be in the movie... this scene?
可能不会 那就好
- Probably not. - Yeah.
你弹吉他有多久了?
How long have you played guitar for?
你怎么知道我弹吉他?
How do you know I play guitar?
你不会弹吗?
You don't play?
我会弹
I do.
我觉得你应该会
I thought you did.
呃 你怎么样 伙计?
Well, how have you been, man?
不错 我真高兴你能来 见到你真好
Good. I'm glad you're here. It's good to see you.
彼此彼此 是啊 自从我们玩完飞盘
- It's really good seeing you. - Yeah, I haven't seen you
我就再也没见过你了
since probably when we were playing Frisbee.
从那之后我好像再也没玩过了
I don't think I've played since we played.
是啊 真酷 你们怎么认识的?
Yeah, this is cool. How do you guys know each other?
我看过她的节目 大概是一年前
I saw her do a show about, probably, a year ago,
我们就一起玩 开始讲话? 真不错
- and we just started hanging out. - Started talking? Cool.
她太酷了 你又是怎么认识chuck的?
She's cool, man. How do you know Chuck?
我不… 我从来没… 我今晚是第一次见她 真的
I don't... I've never... I only met her just now, tonight, yeah.
我给你点建议好吗? 好的
- Do I have any advice for you? - Yeah.
那好 每次你见到一个男孩的时候 你就和他对视
Yes. Every time you meet a boy look him in the eyes.
好的 因为当你遇到那个人的时候
- Okay. - Because when you meet the guy,
当你遇见真命天子的时候
when you meet the love of your life,
你和他一对视 立刻就知道了
you look him in the eyes, you'll know right away.
我不知道 我不知道会不会喜欢上谁
I don't know. I don't know if I can like anyone.
真的?
Really?
我是说 我曾经迷恋过别人
I mean, I've had crushes,
但我不知道会不会真的喜欢谁
but I don't know if I can genuinely like someone.
我觉得我要先喜欢上一个人
I think first I have to like someone
然后才能爱上他
and then see if I could fall in love.
你喜欢谈情说爱吗? 什么意思?
- Do you like spooning? - What's that?
# 等待你 #
# Waiting for you #
# 我永远是你的朋友 #
# I'll always be your friend. #
嘿 Charlyne
Hey, Charlyne.
嘿 Charlyne
Hey, Charlyne.
要弹吉他吗? 呃…
- Do you want to play guitar? - Uh...
弹个曲子吧 快来呀 别害羞了
Play one song. Come on, don't be shy.
我不是害羞 我是害怕
I'm not. I'm scared.
这是个什么电影 搞笑的?
What's the movie gonna be like, funny?
呃 看看吧 伙计 浪漫的?
- Well, we'll see, man. - Romantic?
是啊 看看吧 基本上… 搞怪的?
- Yeah, we'll see. It's basically... - Quirky?
是啊 搞怪喜剧?
- Yeah. - A quirky comedy?
是啊 就像… 确实是一出搞怪喜剧
Yeah, it's like... it's a really quirky comedy,
一部真正的搞怪喜剧 太好了
- a real quirky comedy, man. - That's perfect.
我是说 整个主题… 这就是美国所需要的
- I mean, the whole idea... - That's just what America needs.
主题是她不相信爱情存在
The whole idea is she said that she doesn't believe that love exists.
是啊 我很喜欢你夹克 所以…
- Yeah. I like your coat. - And so...
谢谢 我从Burlington服装厂买的
Thanks, man. I got it at Burlington Coat Factory.
真不错 这种夹克很耐穿 能穿上50年
It's nice. That's the kind of coat that will last you, like, 50 years.
你知道这衣服怎么洗吗? 我得干洗
You know what I'm actually gonna do with this, man? I'm gonna dry-clean it.
是啊 你是得对衣服好点
Yeah, you need to respect your clothes.
你的鞋也不错
That's a nice pair.
谢谢 你的鞋也很好看 那个图案很漂亮
Thanks, man. You got a nice pair on too. I was noticing the pattern.
说到Charlyne… 我对她很感兴趣
So Charlyne... I'm pretty interested in Charlyne.
她很有魅力
She's pretty fascinating.
你很了解她吗? 不是很了解
- Do you know her very well? - I don't think so.
我觉得我比大多数人都了解她 但是…
I think I know her more than most people know her, but...
她很神秘
She's pretty mysterious.
是啊 她很神秘 你们两个很像
Yeah, she's pretty mysterious. You guys are similar like that.
你们两个很配 我很喜欢她
- You guys are a pretty good match. - I really like her.
我跟你说了 他喜欢你
I told you he likes you.
但是他都没怎么和我说话
But he didn't even talk to me.
也不认识我 他怎么会喜欢我呢?
He doesn't even know me. How could he like me?
你们不是说话了吗
You guys talked a little bit.
我的意思是 他还说你很酷
I mean, he just said you seemed really cool.
他可能成为你的朋友
He could just be a friend,
但是如果他打电话过来 我觉得你该给他个机会
but if he calls I'd say give the guy a shot.
呃 要是我看到陌生号码 我是不会接的
Well, if I see a number I don't recognize I'm not gonna answer it.
那我就让他再打回来
I'll tell him to call back.
那我就关机
I'll just turn off my phone.
他真的挺好的
Well, he's a very nice guy.
真的很好
And that's true.
而且你们很配
And you guys are a good match.
拉斯维加斯
结婚教堂
你好吗? 我是Nick 你好啊?
- Hey, how are you? I'm Nick. - How's it going?
Nick 我叫Brendan 很高兴见到你
Nick, Brendan. Nice to meet you.
这是Charlyne Charlyne 这是Brendan
This is Charlyne, Charlyne, Brendan.
很高兴见到你 什么事 伙计? 我们要做什么?
Nice to meet you. So what up, man? What are we doing?
我是这么想的 我们到这个店里
So here's what we're thinking. We would love to get inside,
准备一下 她要问你些问题
kind of get set up and then she'll ask you some questions
有什么说什么 好的 没问题 走吧
- and whatever comes out, comes out. - Okay, cool. Come on in.
太好了 谢谢你
Perfect. Thank you.
怎么啦 Jack? 你好吗?
What's happening, Jack? How are you?
进行的怎么样了? 很好很好
- How's it going? - Good good.
我们是在开玩笑 那是你的额头
- We put it up there just as a joke. - That's your forehead.
他们叠印的 你知道 曾经有一个客人…
They superimposed it. I know. There was a guest...
他们说 "能不能帮我抱下孩子?" 所以我就抱着孩子
they go, "Can you hold my baby?" So I held the baby
摄像师就把我的头做了个叠影
and our photographer superimposed my glasses and my head.
真不好看 像个奇怪的娃娃
It looks sick. It looks like some weird doll.
是啊 我就像… 要是他们家人看到了
- Yeah, I was like... - If the family ever saw it
他们估计会说 "你把我女儿怎么了?"
they'd be like, "What did you do to my daughter?"
情人节 新年 圣诞
Valentine's Day, New Year's Eve, Christmas,
感恩节 国庆…
Thanksgiving, Fourth of July...
什么时候都有人来结婚…
all the time people come here to get married...
有时候一天10个人 有时候一天5个人
sometimes 10 a day, sometimes 5 a day,
一个月至少有300人
at least 300 a month.
你在这工作有什么有趣的事情吗?
Do you have any favorite stories from working here?
我在Little White教堂工作有49年半了
I've been here 49 and a half years at the Little White Chapel
还问我有没有什么趣事?
and do I have favorite stories?
每一个对我来说都是趣事
Every one of them is a favorite story to me.
所有在这结婚的人
Everybody that gets married here
都是很特别的
is very very special.
有一次 一个人被问到
We had this guy, and what he did was
"你愿不愿意娶你的新娘 做为你合法的妻子?"
when he was asked "Do you take this bride to be your lawful wedded wife?"
他拿出了一个硬币 弹起来
He took this coin out and he flicked this coin
然后他说… "我愿意"
and he went..."I do."
有意思吧? 是啊 真有意思
- Wasn't that funny? - Yeah, that was funny.
我当时想 "你有麻烦了"
And I thought, "You're in so much trouble."
他到现在还因为这个受苦呢
He is still suffering to this day for that one, you know.
但是他觉得很有意思
But he thought it was funny.
两周前 有一个人进来了 说 "Elvis 过来"
Two weeks ago a guy comes in. He goes, "Elvis, come here."
把我叫到前面去 然后说…
He calls me up to the front. He goes...
我说 "新娘哪去了?" 他说 "在洗手间
I go, "Where's your bride?" He goes, "In the bathroom.
过来 我有点事" 我说 "怎么了?"
But come here, I got a problem." I go, "What's the problem?"
他说 "我不知道她姓什么" 我说 "你不知道谁姓什么?"
He goes, "I don't know her last name." I said, "You don't know whose last name?"
他说 "我老婆" 我说 "你不知道她姓什么?
He's like, "My bride." I said, "You don't know her last name?
你们在一起多久了?"
How long have you been together?"
当时 我看到他看了看表 我想 "不是吧"
When I saw him look at his watch I thought, "Here we go."
他说 "21小时30分钟" 我说 "大哥 这种细枝末节
He goes, "About 21 and a half hours." I said, "Sir, that's a minor detail.
你度蜜月的时候就会知道了 现在你赶快去结婚
You learn that on the honeymoon. Right now you get married
然后我们再处理姓什么这种小事"
and you'll deal with the small stuff like the last name later."
只要我们的账清了… 嘿 嘿!
As long as the check clears... hey hey!
谢谢 不
Thank you very much. No.
你结婚的时候想到这来吗?
So when you get married would you like to come here?
等我找到那个能和我结婚的人再说吧
If I get married. If I find somebody.
你喜欢哪个? 假装你结婚了
What would you like? Just pretend you're getting married.
假装我结婚了?
Just pretend I'm getting married?
我喜欢你刚才拿出来的那件 这件?
- I like that one that you pulled out. - This one?
是啊 要试试吗?
- Yeah. - Are you gonna try that one on?
好的 来吧
- Okay. - Come on.
祝贺你
Congratulations.
谢谢 很高兴见到你
- Thank you. - Nice to see you.
你现在要记住的就是"我愿意"
All you have to remember is "I do,"
而你下半辈子只要记得说 "是的 亲爱的" 明白吗?
and then "Yes, dear," for the rest of your life, okay?
新娘来了 请起立
All rise for the bride.
谢谢 你们请坐吧
Thank you. You can be seated.
以内华达州赋予我的权力
By the powers vested in me by the State of Nevada,
并作为WeeKirko' the Heather 婚礼教堂的牧师
and as minister of the Wee Kirk o' the Heather Wedding Chapel,
我宣布 你们已经成为合法夫妻了
I now pronounce you and present you as husband and wife.
Chuck 最美好的时刻来临了… 你可以亲吻你的新娘了
And, Chuck, here's the best part... you may kiss your bride.
奥克拉荷马市
爱就是和一个骑哈雷机车的上床30分钟
Love is 30 minutes in bed with a Harley.
嘿 你喝过红牛混合伏特加吗?
Hey, you ever drink a J? Gerbomb?
这种酒喝够了…
You drink enough of these...
你早上起来身边就会有一个丑女孩 你还很高兴
you'll wake up with an ugly girl and be happy.
他们每天都来 这就是友爱
They come here every day. It's a love of friendship.
他们不辞辛苦
These people will go out of their way.
如果你需要机车零件 我有的话就会给你
If you need a motorcycle part and I got it, I'm gonna give it to you.
我会从我的工具包里面找到给你
I'm gonna go in my tool bag and I'm gonna give you the tool.
我有的都会给你
I'll give you what I got.
我不是不求回报
I'm not asking nothing for it,
但是下次我陷入困境的时候
but next time you see me messed up
你就会帮助我
you're gonna help me.
这比家人的爱还要好
It's a love that's better than family,
因为我的家人都在这
'cause most of my family's here.
感恩节的晚餐也在这吃
Thanksgiving dinner is here.
圣诞节晚餐也在这吃
Christmas dinner is here.
这就是这里对真爱的理解
And that's true love right there.
爱在这里就是这样的 我们都相爱着
- That's what love is here. - We love each other.
有时候我们受不了对方 但是我们还是爱着对方
Sometimes we can't stand each other, but we love each other.
我们也吵架 也骂人
We fight and cuss one another,
但是我们还是很爱彼此的
but we all love one another here.
是啊 我也爱你
Yeah, I love you too.
所以 你要知道的就是这种爱
So that's the kind of love you need to know.
爱上那些不了解摩托车的人
Love to other people that don't know bikers
是很不一样的
is different.
我很爱我的老婆 但是不管你问这里谁
I love my wife, but if you ask anybody around here,
都知道我待她不好
I treat her like shit.
是啊 确实
Yeah, he does.
我不找她碴的时候 她就会担心
When I stop picking on her, she gets worried.
我不知道什么叫做恋爱
I don't know nothing about relationships.
我就知道我爱我老婆 我们是又爱又恨…
I know I love my wife. We have a love-hate relationship...
我爱打她 她很不愿意
I love to beat her, she hates the beatings.
这是个玩笑
That's a joke.
现在 你相信爱了吗?
So do you believe in love now?
呃 不 不 不相信?
- Uh, no no. - No?
你愿意骑摩托车兜风吗?
Are you ready to go for that motorcycle ride?
真的?
Really?
走吧 好
- Let's go. - Okay.
骑上摩托 你可能会爱上老顽童的
You might accidentally get out there and fall in love with old Jester.
好的
Okay.
你认识天主教徒吗?
不 Chuck 抱紧了
- No. - Chuck, hold on tight.
上帝啊 让我活下去吧
Please, God, let me live.
我还活着 你可能有…
- I lived. - You probably have bugs in your...
我从来没见过她笑得这么开心 你真是惊到她了
I've never seen her smile so big. You just made her world.
怎么样? 现在你想骑哈雷了?
What do you think? You want to ride a Harley now?
是啊 我也想要一辆 还要纹身那些乱七八糟的?
- Yeah, I want to get one. - Tattoos and shit too?
是啊
Yeah.
说说
Come on.
你在和谁聊天?
Who are you instant-messaging with?
Michael
Michael.
Michael Cera?
是啊
Yep.
你在和Michael Cera说什么?
What are you and Michael Cera instant-messaging about?
他说… 我不知道 他很烦
He says... I don't know, he's being annoying.
他问 我想不想私奔 我说…
He said if I wanted to elope and I said...
他问你想不想私奔?
He asked if you wanted to elope?
"不 我不认识你"
"No, I don't know you."
真酷
That's pretty cool.
为什么?
Why is it pretty cool?
我不知道你和Mike是这种关系
I didn't know you and Mike were kind of like that.
我以为你们只是朋友
I thought you guys were more just friends.
什么? 我什么也没做
What? I didn't do anything.
我没跟他求婚 我只是…
I didn't ask him to get married. I just said...
放松 放松 我不说了 我不说了
Easy easy. I'll drop it. I'll drop it.
呃 我们现在在洛杉矶动物园… 动物园
- Well, we're here at the Los Angeles Zoo... - Zoo.
因为Charlyne…
Because Charlyne...
有一个奇特的想法 希望到这来能够捕捉到
had a brilliant idea to come here and hopefully capture
动物表达爱意的方式
how animals express their version of love.
你觉得我们应该怎么做?
How do you think we're gonna go about doing that?
对于拍摄的场景你有什么想法吗?
Do you have any ideas what the scenes are gonna be?
有 我打算在远处观察
Yeah, I'm gonna stay far and watch from a distance
这样我不会打扰它们
so I don't interrupt.
那就是Charlyne在动物园观察动物 而我们观察Charlyne 是吗?
So we're at the zoo observing Charlyne observing the animals, right?
是的
Yes.
哇 它们是那么的相爱
Wow, they're so in love.
我看到动静了 它们在呼吸
I see movement. They're breathing.
好了 Chuck 差不多该结束了吧?
All right, Chuck, you want to wrap it up, dude?
我现在不太确定它们在说什么
Now I'm not sure exactly what they're talking about.
嗨 Mike来了 可能是…
- Hey, there's Mike. - One can...
嗨 Ben 你把Mike走过来的场景也拍下来吧?
Hey, Ben, you want to grab Mike coming up too?
嗨
Hey.
嗨 哥们 嗨 老兄
- Hey, man. - Hey, man.
怎么样了? 很高兴见到你
- What's up? - Good seeing you.
都还好吧? 你们都记得Mike吧?
- How's it going? - Everybody remembers Mike?
嗨 你肯定记得Charlyne吧
- Hey. - You remember Charlyne, of course.
现在怎样了? 很好 谢谢你的关心
- How's it going? - Good, man. Thanks for making it out.
你们一直在拍狮子?
You guys have been getting some lion footage?
是的 我就看着它们
Yeah, I'm just looking at them.
它一直想和Cookie交配 但Cookie并不感兴趣
He's being trying to make love to Cookie, and she's not that interested.
喔 是吗? 那太糟糕了 我知道该怎么办
Oh, yeah? That's too bad. I know how that goes.
嗯 我不想打断你们的拍摄
Um, I don't want to interrupt.
那好 镜头切换回去 就这样 你们继续
- Well, hang back. - Yeah, keep going.
要不你再来一遍然后我们去看黑猩猩?
Do you want to just do one more and we'll go see the chimps?
嗯 好吧 我们刚才说到哪了?
Uh, well, where were we, guys?
你们一直在观察狮子吗?
So you guys have been looking at these lions for a while?
是啊 大概有45分钟了
Yeah, about 45 minutes.
它们就一直在那躺着不动? 是的
- They've just been lying there? - Yeah.
那这段就得删了吧 对
- So this is a deleted scene. - Yeah.
这就不会出现在影片里了 对 没错
- This will never be in the movie. - Yeah, right.
我明白为什么人们把黑猩猩 印在礼品卡之类的东西上
I see why people put chimps on gift cards and things.
我要以高级物种的思维去描述
And I want to think of, like, a clever thing to say
它的腿的交叉方式 比如 "我在构思小说"
about how his legs are crossed, like, "Working on my novel."
我要把这句话写在礼品卡上
I want to put that on a gift card.
我们现在不拍了 是吧?
We're not doing anything, are we?
不是 我们正在拍一个短片
No, I think we're just getting a B-roll.
不错 你不介意我们休息下 吃点东西吧?
Cool. Do you mind if we just take a snack break?
不 你随意吧
No, take your time.
你要去吃饭吗? 休息下 吃点小吃
- Are you getting food? - A snack break.
好 我也去 好
- Yeah, I'll go. - Okay.
我也得吃点东西了 我到现在还没吃呢
I'm gonna get some food too. I haven't eaten.
你到现在什么都没吃?
Anything all day?
没吃 只喝了这点水
No, just this water.
很好喝吗?
Is it delicious?
是的 只不过不能填饱肚子
Yeah, just not as filling as one might hope.
如果你往那边再移一点会怎样?
What if you moved a little bit more that way,
这样就能把她说的和 长颈鹿都放进镜头来了
so everything she says you get the giraffes in the background too?
哥们 抱歉 我得走了 我要回去了
Guys, sorry, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna take off.
你要走了? 是的 再见了大家
- You're taking off? - Yeah yeah, bye, guys.
谢谢你能过来 老兄 呵 不用谢 再见了
- Thanks for coming by, man. - Yeah, no problem. Bye.
我明天给你打电话商量周末的计划
I'll call you tomorrow about the weekend.
好的
Okay.
你们周末打算干嘛?
What's going on this weekend?
我们打算出去吃个饭 然后看场电影
We're gonna go eat and watch a movie.
你和Mike要出去吃饭看电影?
You and Mike are gonna go eat and watch a movie?
对 就你们两个人?
- Yeah. - Just the two of you?
对 这是真的吗?
- Yeah. - For real?
怎么了?
What?
这有点不可思议 你和他竟然要约会了
That's awesome. You guys are going on a date.
不 这不是约会 我们只是出去逛街吃饭
No, it's not a date. We're just gonna hang out and eat.
你们出去吃饭 就你们两个 然后看场电影
You guys are gonna go eat, the two of you, and go see a movie,
就你们两个人 这不是约会?
just the two of you, and that's not a date?
不是 我和你也吃饭看电影啊
No. We eat and watch movies all the time.
这不一样 Jay 一男一女出去
That's different. Jay, a guy and a girl decide to go out
吃饭看电影 这叫什么?
and get dinner and see a movie? What would you call that?
那就是约会了 那是个约会
- That would be a date, sir. - That'd be a date.
我们先不要想约会的事 专心拍摄场景吧
Let's try to get that date out of your head and just shoot this scene.
我能尝尝这个吗? 当然
- Can I have this? - Yeah.
你想吃多少就吃多少
You can have as many as you want, incidentally.
你要不要吃这个? 不要 你碰过了
- Do you want this one? - No. You touched it.
你可以尝尝 不 你手指已经…
- You can have it. - No, your finger's been...
给你
Here.
不 不要
No, don't.
你来自洛杉矶吗?
So are you from LA?
不是
No.
我来自方塔那
I'm from Fontana.
离这一个半小时的路程
It's an hour and a half away from here.
你来自洛杉矶?
You from LA?
不是 我来自多伦多
No, I'm from Toronto.
好酷哦
Cool.
你住在这附近?
Do you live around here?
我不想告诉你我住的地方 我还信不过你
I don't want to tell you where I live. I don't trust you.
哦 好吧 你不用告诉我 我会查到的
Oh, okay. You don't have to. I can look it up.
查? 在网上查吗?
Look it up? Is it on the internet?
我可以问其他人
I can ask someone.
你真要这么做吗? 也许会
- You would do that? - Probably.
我们刚见面时你怎么会知道我的名字?
How did you know my name when I met you?
我看过你的节目
I had seen your show.
当我在Evan家看到你时 就知道你的名字了
And then when I saw you at Evan's I knew your name.
喔 我那时真的吓坏了 我以为是…
Yeah, I was really scared. I thought maybe...
我那时想 "我认识他吗?" 我总是记不住别人的名字
I was like, "Do I know this guy?" I'm, like, the worst at names.
你那时就好像说 "嘿 Charlyne 过来"
You were like, "Hey, Charlyne, come here."
我通常是不会… 我就想 "我又不认识你"
- I normally wouldn't... - I'm like, "I don't know you."
好吧 我可能以前认识你 我通常不会主动跟人打招呼
- Okay, I must know you maybe. - Normally I wouldn't have even said hello.
为什么?
Why?
因为 你知道的 这很难解释
'Cause, you know, it's difficult to.
但不管怎样 我就是这么知道你名字的
Yeah, but anyway, that's how I knew your name
而且见到你我很高兴
and I was excited to see you.
你过几天要走了?
So you're leaving in a few days?
这两天走 大概要去四天半左右 两天 好吧
- In two days. I'll be gone for, like, four and a half. - Two days, Okay.
我明天给你打电话 行
- I'll call you tomorrow. - Okay.
打电话 在电话里聊天
Talk on the phone, have a phone chat.
好吧 好
- Okay. - Okay.
你还能开车吗?
Are you okay to drive?
我看起来… ? 你没醉吧?
- Do I... ? - You're not high?
我看起来像醉了吗? 不像
- Do I look high? - No.
要不要把我的麦克风收回去?
Do you need to take my microphone?
好的 谢谢 Mike
Yeah, thanks, Mike.
我要不要转过去? 嗯 这是有点尴尬
- You want me to turn around? - All right, this is kind of awkward.
它是不是在你的衬衣里? 只要抻出来就行了
- Is it in your shirt? - Just slip it off.
好了
Okay.
缠住了
It's caught.
缠住了
It's caught.
我打电话给你 我打电话给你 缠住了
- I'll call you. I'll call you. - It's caught.
好的 再见
Okay. Bye.
俄克拉荷马市
您还记得你们第一次约会吗?
Do you remember your first date?
当然 十四岁生日时我邀请他
Yes. I invited him
参加我的生日聚会
to my birthday party at 14.
从开始时的喜欢
What began as an infatuation
发展成为真正的爱情
bloomed into full love.
他在高三的时候就向我求婚了
And he proposed our junior year in high school.
您还记得当时怎么向她求婚的吗?
Do you remember how you proposed to her?
不记得了 你呢? 我也不记得了
- No, do you? - No.
我肯定没有单膝跪地
I'm sure I wasn't on my knees.
没有
No.
我父母不想让我这么早结婚
My mom and dad were not for me marrying that early,
但他们知道我深爱着他
but they knew that I loved him
也知道我们想在一起
and that we wanted to be together.
所以他们只好签字让我结婚
And they had to sign for me to be married
因为当时我才17岁
because I was only 17.
哦 真的? 他们只能这么做了
- Oh, yeah? - So they did.
我认为年少的爱情
I think the young love
有时候是非常重要的
can sometimes be the most important.
我知道现在许多人想等
I know that many... people now are waiting
晚些时候再结婚
until later to get married,
但我认为这样就会有所缺失
but I think you lose something.
我们本来可以大学毕业再结婚
We could have chosen not to marry before he went to college,
但是五年的等待会把我们之间
but waiting five years would have lost
的那份甜蜜都消磨掉
much of the magnetism that we had for each other.
我不是建议大家都在17岁时结婚
I'm not advising everyone to get married at 17,
不过这也无所谓
but it can work.
这当然不是每个人都可以的 我们有很多朋友
It sure is not for everybody. We had a lot of friends
结婚很早 但又离婚了
who got married young, and it didn't work out for them.
不过我们还是一如既往
But it did for us.
如果你们从来没恋爱过
How did you guys know that you were in love
那怎么知道你们恋爱了呢?
if you've never been in love before?
有种触电的感觉
Wait for the lightning bolt.
我们这一辈子 都有这种感觉
I've been saying that all of our lives.
某些时候它慢慢地发芽长大
Sometimes it's slow and it grows
然后突然间 你意识到它的存在
and all of a sudden you realize it's there.
很多时候爱情就在最初的时期
Many times it happens in the beginning
就像我们一样
like it did with us.
是啊
Yeah.
我们愿意分享
We'd like to share one thing
结婚这么多年来
in asking what events
印象最深的一件事
might have stuck out in our mind through the years.
那时我们的二儿子
I was ready to deliver
就要出生了
our second son
而他却不得不去参加预备役部队
when he had to go to the reserve camp.
我当时正在服役
I was in the reserves
我在波克堡军事基地度过了两个星期
and I'd spent two weeks at Fort Polk.
即使我们知道儿子快要生了
And even though we knew our son was coming,
我也不得不去军营
I still had to go to camp.
不过当儿子出生时他们批准我回家
But they did send me back when our child was born.
孩子出生的过程非常戏剧化
We had a pretty dramatic birth
我和儿子
with several dangers involved
都有些危险
with myself and my son,
所以当听到他的军靴
so I was especially excited
在大厅里响起时
to hear the clomp of his army boots
我感到格外的欣喜
running down the hall.
我知道他来了 我和儿子都安然无恙
I knew he was there. We were all okay.
他跑进房间
He runs into the room,
看到我们母子都平安后
saw that we were okay,
就立刻昏倒在地了
and immediately passed out on the floor.
我们将会永远记得那次分娩过程
And we will always remember that birth.
洗衣店在三楼
We got laundry on the third floor.
我不感兴趣
That doesn't interest me.
今天的访谈你都准备好了吗?
You all ready for the interviews today?
呃 是的
Uh, yeah.
一些重点的问题你想好了吗?
You have a few basic kind of questions?
是的 我想到了一些非常棒的问题
Yeah, I have some really good questions.
我想问一些…
I was thinking about asking...
我听不见你说话 Chuck 什么?
- I can't hear you, Chuck. - What?
我听不见你说话
I couldn't hear you.
喔 我是说…
Oh, I just said...
Charlyne Chuck 你把那个关了
Charlyne, Chuck, you gotta turn it off.
你在想什么? 我只是想知道你要问什么
What are you thinking? I just want to know what you're asking.
抱歉 你说什么?
I'm sorry. What?
你想好一些重点的…?
You have a few basic...?
一些…?
Do you have a few...?
好吧
Okay.
那么这次访谈你都准备好了?
So are you all set for the interviews?
是的 所有事情都准备好了 老大
Yeah, I have everything set, boss.
很好 谢谢
- Great. - Thanks.
好 你准备问什么问题?
Good. What are you gonna ask?
浪漫小说是写给女人的 女性读者占绝大多数
Romance is written for women, mostly by women,
虽然也有一些男性读者
although we have male readers
而且我有收到一些男性读者来信
and I have fan mail from guys.
但浪漫确实是针对女人
But romance is really targeted for women.
它是感情的纽带
And it's the emotional bonding that goes on
女人们常常喜欢谈论浪漫 听浪漫的事
that women tend to enjoy discussing
还喜欢看这类的电视和电影
and hearing about and reading and watching on TV
这就是"浪漫"
and in the movies. And that's what romance is.
人们认为浪漫小说的写作有公式可循 但其实没有
People think there's a formula to romance novels and there's not.
浪漫的一个必要因素是
The only thing that romance has to have is,
两个人之间必须有一种关系
they have to have a relationship between two people
并且他们必须有些矛盾或冲突
and they have to have some kind of conflict or struggle
他们克服种种之后就 能幸福的生活在一起了
that they overcome and then they live happily ever after, we call it.
这是个"幸福生活的结局"… 幸福的生活在一起
It's an "HEA ending"... happily ever after.
小说中的人物们可以为某事作出牺牲…
There's always something where the characters are sacrificing...
一个人为另一个人作出牺牲
one is sacrificing for the other
而那是他们真正爱上某人的标志
and that's their sign that they're really in love with that person.
所以在某种程度上 一个角色必须
So at some point the character has to make
为另一个角色作出某种自我牺牲
some kind of a personal sacrifice for the other character.
那就是标志 是他们相爱的标志
And that's the sign. That's the sign that they're in love.
洛杉矶
嘿 Charlyne 你能对着镜头说说
Hey, Charlyne, will you tell the camera
昨晚在电话里跟我说的那些话吗?
what you told me last night on the phone?
我昨晚跟你说了什么?
What did I tell you last night?
当时我们在电话里讨论拍摄的事情
When we were on the phone, talking about the shoot,
然后你说…
and then you said...
我不记得了 提示我一下
I don't know. Remind me.
你不记得我们昨晚说了什么吗?
You don't remember what we were talking about last night?
不记得了 提醒我一下 我们当时正在讨论拍摄的事
- No, remind me. - We were talking about the shoot.
我们都聊得兴起 然后Charlyne说
And we were both getting excited and then Charlyne says,
"你知道吗 Nick 我开始真的喜欢Michael了"
"You know, Nick, I'm starting to really like Michael."
我有说过这个吗? 你说过
- Did I say that? - You did.
我确实说过
I did say it.
然后我说 "真的吗?" 她说 "是的"
And I said, "Really?" And she goes, "Yeah."
我就问 "是男朋友式的喜欢吗?" 她回答 "是的"
And I was like, "Like a boyfriend?" And she goes, "Yeah."
然后我们约定 要把所有东西都拍下来
And so we've made an agreement that we're gonna have to start
这样才不会漏掉他们俩的故事
filming everything so we don't miss that,
因为他们现在的关系 绝对是影片的一部分了
because their relationship is definitely part of the movie now.
嗨 小姐们
Greetings, ladies.
你想要点什么?
What are you gonna get?
我想要个BLT 不要火腿 再来个PC
I think I'm gonna get the BLT, minus the B, plus the PC.
来个PC?
Plus the PC?
就是泡菜和奶酪
Pickles and cheese.
怎么啦? 那就不叫BLT了
- What? - That's not a BLT.
是BLT 只是把火腿换成了泡菜和奶酪
It's BLT, minus the bacon, plus pickles and cheese.
我想 点BLT最大的乐子就在
I think the whole fun of ordering the BLT
说 "我想要个BLT" 就这么简单
is saying, "I'll have a BLT," and the simplicity of it,
他们就知道你要的是什么 哦 我点的也挺简单
- and they know what you want. - Well, mine is pretty simple.
只是不要火腿 而是要泡菜和奶酪
It just doesn't have the bacon. It has cheese and pickles.
我是说三明治很简单 但是点三明治却不简单
The sandwich is simple, but ordering it isn't simple, I mean.
那么去点你那奇怪的 泡菜奶酪三明治吧…
So just order your weird pickle cheese sandwich...
无所谓啦
Whatever.
然后说 "能给我看看所有的配菜吗?"
and say, "Can you bring me all the fixings?"
你想点些什么?
What are you gonna get?
我想要点墨西哥沙滩沙拉
I think I'm gonna get the Mexican beach salad.
我想这么告诉服务生
I want to say that to the waiter.
不错啊 听起来挺有异国情调啊
Yeah, sounds very exotic.
墨西哥沙滩沙拉 不错
A Mexican beach salad, yeah.
他肯定会看着我想 "哦 这家伙还真不赖"
He'll look at me and think, "Oh, this guy gets around."
假如现在我是服务生 嗨 请问您菜点好了吗?
Pretend I'm the waiter. Hi, can I take your order, please?
一份墨西哥沙滩沙拉 请稍等
- A Mexican beach salad. - You got it.
现在就要
Now.
第一次见面的时候 我还真的不怎么喜欢你
I really didn't like you when I first met you.
是的 我知道
Yeah, I know.
你怎么知道的?
How could you tell?
嗯 很明显嘛
Well, it was pretty obvious.
是吗?
Yeah?
你下结论的速度还真够快的
You were pretty hasty with your judgment.
是吗? 你就没想过
- Was I? - Little did you know that I would be
会和我一起吃饭吧
someone that would be taking you out to lunch.
那时 你还总是回避我
And you kept avoiding me.
还总是从我身边逃开
And you kept walking away from me.
那时你确实不怎么喜欢我
You really didn't like me.
是的
Yes.
好了 我不想再浪费你的时间了
Okay, I won't waste your time.
嘿
Hey.
抱歉花了这么长时间 这和我计划的不一样
Sorry that took so long. That didn't go as I planned.
你这个混球 真讨厌 我没想到会花这么久
- You're a jerk. You're awful. - I didn't think it would take that long.
我只好绕了一大圈
I had to walk all the way around.
我还以为会挺快的
I just thought it would be a quick thing.
不好意思 你以为我真的走了是吗?
Sorry. Did you think I really left?
是啊
Yeah.
不过挺有意思的 是吧?
Funny, though, right?
中饭我请你
I'll pay for your lunch.
你这是在收买我吗?
You're bribing me?
要收买我的心?
You're bribing my heart?
你说对了
Yeah.
没错
That's right.
哦
Oh.
转 转 转! 喔
- Turn turn turn! - Wow.
啊!
Argh!
哇
Whoa.
接住 来啰
Give it a throw. There it is.
哦
Oh.
嘿 伙计们
Hey, guys,
你们想不想…
you guys want to do anything like...
拥抱 亲吻什么的?
anything like an arm around each other or a kiss or anything?
不用了
This is fine.
当我什么也没说 谢谢你的建议
- Forget it then. - Thanks for the tip.
无论你们想做什么 继续
Keep going, whatever you guys wanna do.
他们不喜欢你的建议
They weren't into it.
纽约市
你们是怎么相遇的?
How did you guys meet?
其实 我们第一次没见上面
First time we didn't meet, actually.
第一次见面吹了 他放我鸽子
- First time we didn't meet. - He stood me up.
真的吗? 为什么? 我没有
- Really? Why? - I didn't.
我们本来约好在餐厅见面的
I was supposed to meet him at a restaurant.
继续 说说这件事亦或是谎言
Go ahead and tell the story, or the lie.
谎话还是你来说 好吧 说吧
- You tell the lie. - Yeah, go for it.
他让我难忘此事
He never lets me forget this.
我们约好见面 那时候我刚搬过来
We set out to meet. I had just moved to town.
他问我 "你对这熟悉吗?" 我说 "熟悉啊"
He said, "Do you know this place?" I said, "Yeah."
其实 我根本不知道那家餐厅在哪儿 后来就找错地儿了
I didn't know the place. I went to the wrong restaurant
我才知道 "这不是我要找的地方"
and I'm like, "That's not the restaurant I thought it was."
于是我就急中生智
And so I had to think quick on my feet.
打了个电话
I just like called,
"呃 我得带侄子去医院 对不起了"
"Uh, I had to take my nephew to the hospital. Sorry."
这样我才撒了个谎
So I lied.
一个星期后我们俩又见了面
So I meet him a week later and I was like,
我问道 "哦 你的侄子还好吧?"
"Oh, so how is your nephew doing?"
他回答道 "你在说什么?"
He's like, "What do you mean?"
被揭穿了 我真不会说谎
- Busted. - I'm a really bad liar.
你们第二次约会的时候
Your second date,
也就是你们的正式见面 发生了什么?
when you actually met, what happened there?
我们应该是做爱了吧
I think we had sex.
第二次约会… 没错 我想是的 哦
- Second date... yeah, I think, yeah. - Oh.
我们是同志 你们也会这么啊 是的 不
- We're gay. That's what you do. - Yeah, no.
真的吗? 假的 我不知道 或许吧
- Really? - Not really. I don't know, maybe.
并不是所有的同志都这么做的 不过我们做了
Not all gay guys, but we do.
我想这很吸引人
I think it was something really charming
比如说在停车场干 不 不是在那儿
- like a parking lot. - No, it wasn't.
是的 是那儿 我可没有
- Yeah, it was. - Not me.
你们俩在停车场见了面就开始嘿咻?
You guys met at a parking lot and you guys did it?
不 不是在停车场 不是
No, not in the parking lot, no.
我们回到他家 接着看了会电影
We went back to his house and watched a movie, I think.
听听这一段… 我在他家的时候…
Check this out... when I'm in his house...
我不记得他在我身上弄了多少脏东西 他在胡扯
- I forgot how much dirt he has on me. - you're looking at the shit
人们喜欢在壁炉之类的地方做
people have on their mantel and stuff,
说些"哦 书 书 美人
and like, "Oh, books books, tchotchke,
死掉的男友 书 书 美人"
dead boyfriend, books, books, tchotchke."
他把他男朋友给火化了… 他的骨灰
- He had his dead boyfriend cremated... - His ashes.
哦 天啊 我简直要吓死了
- Oh, man. - So I almost flipped out.
我想 "有点恐怖" 真的让人毛骨悚然
I was like, "That's a little creepy." It was really creepy.
你们俩想结婚吗?
Do you guys want to get married?
他向我求婚了 我拒绝了
He proposed. I said no.
我认识的已婚人士生活并不幸福
People that I know are married aren't happy,
而且大部分都是异性恋
most of them, the straight ones.
当然也有同性恋
And the gay ones aren't really happy either.
既然如此 结婚又有什么意义呢?
It's like, what's the point?
对我们来说 这不大现实
And for us it's not real.
你们相信婚姻吗?
And you believe in marriage?
说实在的 如果有明文规定
Basically if a piece of paper says
他也算在我的保险里…
that he can be covered by my insurance...
那是件好事 是啊
- that's a good thing. - Yeah.
我们在一起有10年了 他还没有买保险
And we've been together 10 years. He doesn't have insurance.
你们俩有没有心碎的时候?
Have you guys ever had your heart broken?
嗯 其实 多的去呢
Um, a lot, actually.
作为同志 比如说 你…
When you're gay and, like, you...
其实我不喜欢女气的男性
I'm not really attracted to effeminate dudes,
所以上了高中 长大一些
so when you're in high school, you're growing up,
上大学之后 你就会喜欢上异性恋男生
you're in college or whatever, you tend to fall for the straight guy.
但这注定没有结果
And that doesn't tend to work out.
你呢?
What about you?
我没有心碎的经历
I didn't have my heart broken
至少没有那么多
so much.
你知道 我曾有个麻烦不断的前男友
You know, I had an ex in a box.
他好像也没伤过我的心…
It wasn't like he broke my heart...
是的 也没做过什么对不起我的事
- Yeah. - Did anything to me,
不过 你知道的 他就在我眼前挂了 这个混蛋
but, you know, he died on me, the bastard.
其实你原本可以说 "我对你没感觉了" 然后离开
It's like, you could have just said, "I don't like you anymore," and left.
不 他必须得死
But no, he had to die.
我的左手不太灵活
I can't with my left hand.
打 打 崩!
Jab jab, boom!
很好 放马过来吧
Good, come at me now.
一 二 出拳!
One, two, strike!
前不久的一个晚上我做了一个梦
Charlyne's the other night I had this dream.
梦见自己在舞台上表演 聚光灯照向我
And I was onstage and a spotlight hit me,
我低头一看 发现自己穿着一件漂亮的粉红色礼服
and when I looked down I was wearing this beautiful pink dress
满头金色卷发
and my hair was all blonde and curly.
在唱歌之前 我试着表演一段魔术
I tried to do magic before my song,
不过没有成功
but it didn't work.
这种感觉就好像… 我突然没有了热情
It was like... it was like I'd lost my zing.
你有没有想过因为你总和Mike待在一起
Do you think it's cause you're with Mike
所以你害怕自己会变得女孩气?
and you're afraid you're becoming, like, all girlie and stuff?
我不知道 我从来就不像个女孩 你知道吗?
I don't know. I've never been one of the girls, you know?
是的 我想做他的女朋友
- Yeah. - I want to be his girlfriend,
但不是"某个女朋友"
but I don't want to be "the girlfriend."
我是说 没有人会记得"某个女朋友"的
I mean, no one ever remembers "the girlfriend."
当然 你想变成跟男孩儿一样
Sure. You want to be one of the dudes.
我本来就是男孩儿
I am one of the dudes.
好吧…
Well...
你是怎样看待离婚的?
How would you define a divorce?
我想也许
I think probably the best
对离婚最好的界定就是
definition of divorce
两个
is the taking of two people
曾经海誓山盟的恋人
who once proclaimed their love for each other
心不断疏远 直至分开
and separating them as far as you can apart.
为什么有这么多的人要离婚呢?
Why is there so many divorces?
嗯 原因之一是他们彼此还不够了解
Well, one thing is they're not getting to know each other enough
然后就结婚了
before they decide to get married,
婚姻太过仓促
and they get married too quick.
这应该是个原因
That could be one thing.
其二 我们是缺乏耐心的一代
And another thing is, you know, we're not a very patient society.
所以我认为 或许人们建立起感情
And so I think that maybe people get into relationships,
而当他们发现这种关系 并不是他们想要的
and if they're not exactly the way they want them
而且也没能及时补救的时候 他们就干脆放弃了
and there's no quick fix, they just give up.
你觉得这份工作有没有 让你对爱情产生了新的看法
Do you think that this job has given you perspective on love
或者完全改变了你的爱情观?
or changed it at all?
哦 那肯定有 这里我所遇见的人…
Oh, absolutely. I mean, the people I see in here...
让我意识到
makes me realize
我比很多人要幸福的多
that there are many many people more dysfunctional than I.
这很好 让人很安心
That's nice. That's reassuring.
晚上回家时 我们已经花了一整天时间
When we go home at night, we've spent all day
听客户抱怨 或者出庭人的陈述
hearing clients, or people in his court,
你知道的 净是些诋毁对方的话
you know, say terrible things about each other
还有谈论他们遭遇的暴行
and talk about the terrible ways they're treated each other.
晚上回家后 我们俩总会想
We both go home at night and think,
"呼 我们不是很幸运吗? 我们并没有遇到那些问题"
"Whew, aren't we lucky? We don't have all those problems."
我想 这真的给你许多不同的启示
And it really gives you a different perspective, I think.
如果你能维系 也真的爱着他们
If you can hang in there and you really love 'em,
那么情况会有所改善的
it gets better all the time.
嗯 还有 要学会包容他人的缺点
Well, that, and the learning to overlook other people's shortcomings.
早上起来时 我们都有口臭
We all have bad breath when we wake up in the morning.
的确
That's true.
当他说"我要放屁" 然后笑笑…
Accepting the fact that just because he says,
你能接受的话
"Pull this finger," and giggles...
那么口臭问题也就不在话下了
you can get along with that.
我和Sally曾在休斯顿相遇 大概是1980年吧
Sally and I met in Houston in, oh, I guess, 1980.
那时我在休斯顿的哈里斯县
I was working as an associate judge down there
一个亲属法庭
in one of the Family Law courts
做陪审法官
in Houston, in Harris County,
那时她和我在一个法庭
and she was practicing law
不过还是法律事务的实习生
in that court.
我那时真想跟她约会
And I thought that I would really like to go out with her,
前提是不会破坏我们工作关系
not to mess up our professional relationship.
于是我便暗示她的上级
And I hinted to her boss
我想和Sally约会
that I would like to do so,
我想后来是她给Sally施的压
and I think she put pressure on Sally to do that,
让她和我约会的
to go out with me.
没错吧? 是的 她这么做了
- True? - Yes, she did.
她威胁我说如果我不和他约会 就炒我鱿鱼
She threatened to fire me if I didn't go out with him.
实际上 我一点也不想和他约会
And I did not want to go out with him at all.
那时候我已经有男朋友了
I had another boyfriend at the time.
我对约会不感兴趣 不过…
I was not interested in dating, but...
她可从没说过还有一个男朋友
The other boyfriend never talked, though.
没错 这是真的
Well, that is true.
不过为了保住工作 我还是和他约会了
But in order to keep my job, yes, I did go out with him.
而且我也很开心
And I had a fairly decent time.
不过真正让我想再跟他约会
But what really convinced me that
还是在不久之后
I wanted to go out with him again was a little later.
大概是一两个星期后吧
Maybe a week or two later after our date
休斯顿下了一场暴雨
it was a downpour in Houston.
而我当时还在法院
And I was at the courthouse.
我那时穿着一双古琦的休闲鞋
I was wearing a pair of Gucci loafers
这双鞋是我上周末刚买的
that I had just purchased the weekend before.
可费了我不少银子
And I spent more money on those Gucci loafers
是我买的最贵的一双鞋
than I had ever spent in my life on a pair of shoes.
我记得好像是154美元
I think they might have been $154.
我心疼极了
I was just devastated
因为我把车停在了离 法院几个街区远的地方
because I had parked several blocks away from the courthouse
必须冒着大雨过去
and I had to leave and it was pouring down rain.
正当我要离开法院的时候
And as I left his court,
我想我可能说了句
I think I probably said something like,
"哦 我真不想毁了我的新鞋
"Well, I sure don't want to ruin my new shoes,
不过我猜雨是不会停了"
but I guess it's pouring down rain."
外面的确是倾盆大雨
And it was just a gullywasher.
我记得Don对我说
And I remember Don saying,
"别担心 我来搞定"
"Don't worry about it. I'll take care of it."
他说"你在这等着"
He goes, "You just wait right here."
接着说道"我马上回来"
And he said, "I'll be right back."
然后他钻进自己的吉普车
He went and got in his car, which was a Jeep,
从休斯顿亲属法院
and he drove it up onto the plaza
楼前的广场上
in front of the Family Law courts building in Houston
开到了门口
and drove up under the porch.
然后他打开车门 说道"上车"
And so he opened the door and said, "Hop in."
我走出来 没淋到一滴雨
And I just walked dry, under the porch,
坐上他的车 然后去取我的车
got in his jeep and we drove off. And he took me to my car.
我想 "那可真太酷啊
And I thought, "Now that's cool.
还有谁能把车开到休斯顿闹市区
Who would drive up on downtown Houston
亲属法院大楼前的广场上呢?"
up onto the plaza of the Family Law courts building?"
我当时就想 "你知道吗? 我想和他在一起"
And I thought, "You know what? I think I'd better stick with him."
为了这事儿我丢了工作 不得不搬去阿马里洛
Then I had to move to Amarillo because I lost my job over that.
不 他没有 那不是真的
No, he did not. That is not true.
我们搬去阿马里洛是因为我们想去
We moved to Amarillo because we wanted to.
确实如此
True enough.
想让我给你做顿饭吗 Charlyne?
You want me to make you dinner, Charlyne?
真的?
Really?
当然
Yeah.
你有什么食材?
Do you have any food?
我会做几样 你想吃什么?
I know how to make a few things. What do you feel like?
呃 我不知道
Um, I don't know.
够了 谢谢
That's enough. Thank you.
我们可以一起去副食店买点菜 好啊
- We can go grocery shopping together. - Okay.
想现在去吗? 好
- Want to go right now? - Okay.
我们别计划买什么 顺其自然
- Let's not make any plans. - Be spontaneous.
没错 很好
- Yeah. - Real wild.
我们得快点喝完
Let's finish this real quick.
现在感觉不太舒服
I feel awful now.
你不用喝这么快的
You didn't have to do that.
现在走吗? 好
- Do you want to go right now? - Yeah.
他们会跟来吗? 呃…
- Are they gonna come? - Um...
那可能会有些尴尬 我们会赶过去的
- It might be a little embarrassing. - We'll catch up.
你要来? 当然
- You want to come? - Yeah.
抱歉
Sorry.
没什么 我们很快的
It's okay. We'll be quick.
你们真的要跟过来? 你快去吧
- You guys want to catch up? - Just go.
好吧
Okay.
胡佛斯超市
你想买什么? 不知道
- What do you want to get? - I don't know.
也许我们转转就知道了
Maybe when we look around it will give us some ideas.
好吧
Yeah.
你不吃肉 我也不知道该给你做什么
I don't know what to make you since you don't eat meat.
我们可以焗芝士三明治
We can make grilled cheese,
还可以油炸玉米粉饼
quesadillas.
这里都是狗粮
This is all dog food.
不全是… 还有幼犬粮
Not true... puppy.
幼犬粮 狗粮 还有尼龙袜
Puppy food, dog food and nylon stockings.
这道货架上没有我们需要的晚餐
Yeah, we're not gonna find our dinner in this aisle.
我已经饿得不知道想吃什么了
I think I'm so hungry that I don't know what I feel like.
我也一样 看起来都不怎么样
- Same here. - Nothing sounds good enough.
我们都逛了半个小时了
We've been here a half-hour now
我都饿过头了
I'm not even hungry anymore.
现在得吃点东西了
We should be eating by now.
去冷冻食品区看看 也许那是我们最好的选择
Let's look in the frozen food section. That might be our best bet.
那儿… 奶酪 "脆皮"
There... cheese. "Crisp Crust"
派对比萨?
Party pizza?
烤箱内烤半个小时
1/2 hour in the oven.
订一个都比这快
We can order a pizza faster than that.
我想我们该订个比萨
I think we should order one.
嘿 Charlyne
Hey, Charlyne.
一切顺利吗?
How's it going?
最近还好吗?
How are you doing?
你喜欢
Did you enjoy
我们刚刚吃的
the pizza
比萨吗?
that we got?
能接吻吗?
Should we kiss?
好吧
Okay.
正合气氛
Seems appropriate.
你笑什么? 没事
- What are you laughing at? - Nothing.
那干嘛笑? 我就是想笑
- Why are you laughing? - I'm just laughing.
有点出格了
It's out of the way now.
我们现在该干嘛?
Now what should we do?
阿尔布开克
这可真好玩 伙计
Ooh, this is pretty fun, man.
没错
Yeah.
呃 我在想…
Uh, I was wondering...
我们非得拍下我和Michael的一切吗
if we always have to shoot me and Michael.
从见面那刻起 我们就没有隐私
We haven't had any privacy, you know, since the moment we've met.
每件事都像在放大镜下…
Everything's under a magnifying glass...
我 你还有他们
me, you and all of them.
Charlyne 我们当初说好的
Charlyne, I mean, we did agree to do this.
要拍部纪录片
We said we were gonna make a documentary
拍下全过程 故事才得以拍到现在
and we were gonna film everything, and that's where the story's going now.
没错
Yeah.
我们假设 你和Mike去约会 我们不拍你们
Let's say you and Mike went on a date and we decided not to film you
然后你们共度良宵
and you guys had an amazing night and it was the first time
第一次互诉衷肠 表达爱意
you ever told each other you loved each other
而我们却没有拍到 别担心 那是不会发生的
- and we didn't get it. - Don't worry, that's not gonna happen.
好吧 但就是这个道理… 因此我们还得拍
Okay, but just like the principle of it... we need to.
我也觉得尴尬 我知道Mike也是
I feel awkward about it. I know Mike does.
但说实话 我真不知道还能做什么
But I honestly don't know what else to do.
我们是在拍电影
We're making a movie.
没错
Yeah.
如果我们要拍全过程 为什么不拍
If we're shooting everything, how come we're not shooting
我睡觉?
me, you know, sleeping?
我们会拍的 要拍一夜 应该会很有趣
We'll shoot you sleeping. We'll do a night of it. Could be fun.
你是认真的? 当然
- Serious? - Seriously.
真棒
Awesome.
我们说好了 Chuck Yi 我的生活越来越有趣了
- We got a deal, Chuck Yi. - My life just got a lot more interesting.
通灵者 Ana
我会先做两个整体的说明
I do two general readings
然后告诉你现在的状况
and I'll tell you what's going on with you
和将来的发展
and were you kind of where you're headed.
好的
Okay.
好 那我们开始
Okay, here we go.
好的 情感 分手…
Okay, emotion, breakup...
爱情 困难
love, difficulty.
和你的爱人分开
Separation from someone you love.
对我而言 这叫浪漫
And to me this is romantic.
高潮和低谷 好运和厄运
Highs and lows, so good and bad.
你的生活就像是云霄飞车
So it's almost like your life is a rollercoaster.
你现在和谁在恋爱吗?
Okay, are you seeing somebody right now?
是的
Yeah.
好了 告诉我他的名字
Okay, all I need is just his first name.
Michael Michael 好的
- Michael. - Michael, okay.
好的 Mike
Okay, Mike.
浪漫… 毫无疑问 非常浪漫
Romantic... definitely romantic, absolutely.
他很善良 非常敏感
He's got a big heart. He's very sensitive.
不错的小伙 我真的能从他那儿感受到好的能量
A nice guy. I get a really good energy for him.
他真的爱你 毋庸置疑 这个我也能感受到
Well, he does love you, that's for sure, so I do get that.
但他对你感兴趣 有些原因是为了金钱 明白吗?
But he's kind of interested in you for money reasons, okay?
因为这儿所提及的都是钱
'Cause of all the money that comes up here.
但我没钱
But I have no money.
我看到的是金融方面 可能是生意
I keep getting financial, so business,
财政或事业
financial, career.
你是让他飞黄腾达的贵人 知道吗?
You have a key to him building his career, okay?
但他比我更成功
But he is more successful than me.
那正是我要告诉你的 我是说 他是怎么看待你的?
That's what I'm telling you. I'm saying, what does he think of you?
他确实爱你 确实在意你
He does love you, he does care for you,
但仍有一些业务联系
but there's still some business connection,
也许他会成功 也许你会成功
or that he can succeed or you can succeed
也许他会帮你
or he can help you.
没关系 我先把话放在这
That's fine. I'm gonna just leave that out there.
你自己想想 好吗?
You think about it, okay?
你知道吗? 你和他之间
You know what? It's a good chemistry,
真的有一种奇妙的化学反应
it really is, between you and him,
但我必须告诉你 那不会持久
but it's not gonna work, I have to tell you that.
你知道为什么吗?
Do you know why?
噢 好问题 让我看看原因
Oh, that's a good question. Let me see why.
感情会结束 但 好吧 让我看看
It will end, but, okay, let me see.
好了
Okay.
你们的理想不一样
It's just you're each gonna go down your own roads.
将各自发展 有不同的人生观
You will outgrow each other and have different philosophies
最后分道扬镳
and go down different roads eventually.
你们现在注定要在一起
You're meant to be together now
那很好
and it's great.
现在关系很好 这样挺好
It works now, so good.
好了? 还有其他问题吗?
Okay? Anything else?
你觉得那是真的吗?
Do you think it was real?
不 我正要为带你去找
No. And I apologize for saying
什么江湖骗子而道歉
I wanted you to go to a con artist.
我以为那会很有趣 很搞笑
I thought it was going to be a lot more fun and funny
没想到 却看见了一场骗局
and I think seeing what a clear scam it was,
还有些肮脏
it was just kind of dirty.
那让我有些不安
It kind of made me really upset.
也让我感到不安…
It made me upset too...
但不仅仅是你和Mike 所有人都是
not about you and Mike, but just about humanity.
好吧
Yeah.
就像你坐在高速公路旁的
It's like you're sitting in this dump
垃圾堆里骗人
on the side of a highway lying to people.
那都是一派胡言
It's a load of crap. That's all it was.
伙计
Ugh, man.
抱歉 Chuck 明天你说了算 你想做什么我们都答应
I'm sorry, Chuck. Tomorrow's all yours. We can do whatever you want.
烟花 Chuck!
Fireworks, Chuck!
烟花!
Fireworks!
烟花! 烟花!
- Fireworks! - Fireworks!
烟花!
Fireworks!
准备跑 Chuck
Get ready to run, Chuck.
好了
Okay.
跑!
Go!
跑 Chuck 快跑!
Go, Chuck, go!
小石城
爱情有时总被高估
Love in some cases is almost overrated.
确实如此
Totally.
我觉得它取决于
I think it gets too hung up
热情和激情
on heat and passion
我认为"喜欢"真的是
and I think that "like" is really
让这种关系长久的最重要的东西
the most important thing for the longevity of a relationship.
一切源于"喜欢"
It's all about the "like."
你必须真正喜欢陪在某人身边
You have to really enjoy being around somebody.
因为有的人在某种程度上彼此相爱
'Cause there's people that can't stand each other
却又无法忍受彼此
that love each other on certain levels.
你们怎么知道彼此相爱呢?
How did you guys know that you loved each other?
我只是觉得我…
I just felt like I...
我不知道 如果失去了Bill 我是否还有自我
I don't know if I can see myself in my life without Bill.
我觉得恋爱就得让它顺其自然
I think that a relationship just has to evolve naturally too.
我觉得任何事都不能勉强 没错
- I don't think anything can be forced. - No.
得循序渐进
It just has to unfold.
我也觉得 就像你和你男朋友
And I think too, like with your boyfriend,
他肯定有值得你喜欢的地方
you know, there's things about him you really like,
如果你很长时间见不到他
and probably if you didn't see him for a long time
你会很想他 如果你觉得你将失去他
you would really miss it. And if you thought you were gonna lose him
你会说 "等一下
you might go, "Wait a minute,
我生命中不能少了这个人"
I don't think I want to live without this person."
这很奇怪 因为我想每个人对爱的定义
It's weird 'cause I think everyone's definition of love
都大不相同 照你的说法…
is so different. And, like, what you're saying...
我在想 "我也许算不上恋爱"
I'm like, "I don't think I'm in love,"
因为我确实想念他 但我也想念其他东西
'cause I do miss him and I miss certain things.
没错 也许 也许你某天就会恍然大悟了
Yeah, you know, you might be. It might just hit you one day.
也许某天你刚醒来 就会想
You might just wake up one day and go,
"我不知道 但我想 我是真的爱上了这个人了"
"I don't know, I think I really love this guy."
当你遇到一个人
When you meet somebody
有种一见如故的感觉
and you just get that feeling like you'd known them forever
那他们肯定就是你生活的一部分
and they're definitely a part of your life
你无法想像缺少他们 你的生活会怎样
and you can't imagine life without them
你时刻都想和他们在一起
and you want to be with them every minute of every day
和他们分享一切 那就是爱
and share everything with them, that's love.
我还记得我问妈妈 "你什么时候发觉自己恋爱了?"
I remember asking my mom, "When do you know you're in love?"
她说 "当你无法忍受 缺少那个人的陪伴时 就恋爱了"
And she said, "It's when you can't stand to not be with that person."
我们几个月前刚订完婚
We just got engaged a few months ago.
我从没对任何人有过这种感觉
I mean, I've never felt this way about anybody
就像… 就是感觉刚刚好
and it's just like... it felt right
我想我们都很高兴有这种感觉
and I think we're happy with it.
没错 虽然我们现在还年轻 但我相信我们会长久的
Yeah, I really think it will work out, even though we're young.
我们在一起会很幸福 我们会的
- I think we'll be good together. - We will.
世界更美好了 我记得那时叶子看起来都在发光
The world just looked better. I remember leaves looked brighter.
我开车回学校 就在想
I was driving back to college and I thought,
"噢 我的天啊 这个世界真奇妙"
"Oh my God, the world just looks wonderful."
当我和他聊天的时候 爱神之箭射中了我
It just hit me when I talked to him.
甚至我第一次见他
When I first saw him even,
就在想"哇"
you know, I thought, "Wow."
然后我再和他说话时 我立即明白
And then when I talked to him, I knew right away
他就是那个人
that that was the one.
虽然从来没人真正了解爱情
As far as, like, knowing it for sure,
一旦确定了感觉
no one ever really knows anything about love,
你只要跟着感觉走就好
but you just gotta go with what feels right.
当你结婚很久以后
When you've been married for a long time
你就有了这种经历 谁都无法替换
you have this history. Nobody can replace that.
你们一起分享共有的回忆
You know, you've got all these memories that you share together.
真的值得为此奋斗拚搏
It's worth really fighting for and working for.
此人无法替代 没有办法
You can't replace that person. You can't.
好吧 那是50年前吧 或是更久些…
Well, it was 50 years ago, a little more than...
50年零9个月前
50 years and nine months ago
当我第一次在机场看见Bob的时候
when I first saw Bob at the airport.
他正巧把摩托车停在我办公室的窗外
He parked his motorcycle right outside of my office window.
穿着紧身的李维斯
He had these tight Levi's on.
我就想 "噢 我的天 我得认识这小子"
And I said, "Oh my God, I gotta meet this guy,"
因为我是这整个装载区
because I was the only young, single female
唯一一个单身女孩
in this whole cargo area.
我觉得自己是整个区的明星
I thought I was the star of the whole area.
如果我拿出一支烟 15个男孩都会跑过来给我点烟
I'd take a cigarette out and 15 guys would run over to light it.
直到他买了那辆哈雷摩托车
I didn't know that he was there
我才留意到他
until he bought that Harley.
是哈雷发动机的轰鸣声吸引了我
And it was the purr of the Harley that got me.
没错 在那之前我骑了6个月
Yeah, I was there for six months before that
老旧的英式自行车…
with an old English bike...
从没见过她 从没听说过任何事
never saw her, never heard anything.
所以你这家伙就骑个哈雷在外面招摇
So you guys out there, get a Harley.
那有一种很特殊的声音
It's got a special sound to it
刚好打动了我的心
that gets right to the heart of the matter.
然后我们就骑着摩托车去兜风
And then we courted on the motorcycle.
我们的第一次约会
And I lured him to a deserted beach
我把他引诱到一个无人的海滩
on our first date.
天很黑 夜很寂静 月亮当空
It was dark. It was quiet. The moon was out.
潮水涌来
The tide was coming in.
你可以听见海水轻拍海岸的声音
You could hear the water lapping against the shore.
一切都美极了
It was really nice.
我们坐在岸边
And we sat on the beach
第一次亲吻
and kissed for the first time.
然后就有了一个美满快乐的大结局
And it worked out to be a nice, happy ending.
现在都金婚了 但还是有种
50 years together, and it seems
热恋般的感觉
like it's only been a couple of years.
真是时光飞逝啊
It just goes by so fast.
你想说点什么吗?
What do you got to say about that?
你都说完了
You've covered everything.
我给Michael写了首歌
I wrote a song for Michael.
有天我和他出去玩
One day I was hanging out with him
离圣诞节还有些日子
and it wasn't even close to Christmas,
但我却说 "哇 和他一起出去真的很开心
but I was like, "Wow, I'm really happy hanging out with him.
就像过圣诞节一样"
It's kind of like Christmas."
所以在这首歌里我说 他带有圣诞气息
And so I said he smells like Christmas in this song.
其实我并不觉得他带有圣诞气息
But I don't really think he smells like Christmas.
他只是让我感到快乐
He just makes me happy.
就这样
That's it.
你们现在在拍我
I'm so embarrassed right now.
这让我有点尴尬
You guys are filming.
我要把它录下来 然后找一天送给他
I'm gonna record it and give it to him one day.
# 你的身上 散发着什么气息? #
# What's that smell I smell on you? #
# 是魔力香水味吗? #
# Is it magic perfume? #
# 因为我向天起誓 #
# 'Cause I swear to God #
# 你带着圣诞的气息 #
# You smell just like Christmas #
# 对我来说 #
# To me #
# 没错 就是你 你 #
# Yeah, well, you #
# 就是我的圣诞树 #
# Are my Christmas tree #
# 你就是我的全部 #
# You mean everything to me #
# 你就是我的全部 #
# You mean everything to me #
# 还有你 #
# And you #
# 就是我的流星 #
# Are my shooting star #
# 如果你射中了我的心 #
# If you shoot me in my heart #
# 我将为你倾倒 #
# Then I'll fall apart #
# 我失意时有你的搀扶 #
# You lift me up when I'm down #
# 喔 喔 喔 #
# Ooh ooh ooh #
# 你将我从地上扶起 #
# You pick me up off the ground #
# 啊 啊 啊 #
# Ahh ahh ahh #
# 我不知道这样好不好 #
# And I don't know if it's such a good idea #
# 因为你现在走远了 #
# 'Cause you're way down now #
# 而我却还在这里 #
# And I'm way up here #
# 是的 你有长长的臂弯 #
# Yeah, you have really long arms #
# 但为什么不紧紧拥我入怀? #
# So why don't you use them to hold me tight? #
这很棒 Charlyne
This is great, Charlyne.
我能让我家人知道你长什么样了
I can show my family now what you look like.
或者你亲自过来和他们见见面
Or you can just come over and they can see your face.
你该去多伦多
You should come to Toronto.
我不知道行不行 我得问问Nick
I don't know if I can. I have to ask Nick.
别看我 我们得拍完这片子 Chuck
Don't look at me. We gotta finish shooting this movie, Chuck.
等你拍完了 对 等我们拍完了
- When you're done. - Yeah, when we're done.
好吧 那也挺好的
Yeah, that'd be cool.
没错
Yeah.
你想做那事吗?
You want to do that thing?
噢 你说那件事
Oh, you mean the thing.
嗯
Mm-hmm.
走? 走
- Yeah? - Yeah.
准备好了吗?
Ready?
快跑! 抓住他们! 噢!
- Go! Go get them! - Oh!
你们两个! 太快了
- Guys! - Too fast.
别摔了 好
- Don't fall. - Okay.
使劲跑 Jay 他们一停下来 我就抓住他们
Go as fast as you can, Jay. I'm gonna get them when they stop.
伙计们 伙计们 伙计们!
Guys, guys, guys!
别回头
Don't look back.
伙计们! 别停下来
- Guys! - Don't stop.
伙计们 伙计们
Guys, guys.
他们跟来没? 快点
- Are they following? - Come on.
跟来没? 不知道
- Are they following? - I don't know.
亚特兰大
我们现在和…
So we're here with...
Caitlyn Felder
Caitlyn Felder,
一起讨论爱情
and we're talking about love.
你相信爱情吗 Caitlyn?
Do you believe in true love, Caitlyn?
相信
Yes.
那么你认为真爱是什么呢?
And what do you think true love is?
当他们拥抱 接吻
When they hug and kiss
在一起很快乐 那就是真爱
and be happy together.
爱怎么写? 你们知道怎么拼吗?
What's love? How do you spell it?
L-O-V-E!
你们相信真爱吗?
Do you guys believe in true love?
相信!
Yes!
你们相信真爱吗? 相信
- Do you guys believe in true love? - Yes.
为什么?
Why?
因为我有个男朋友 胡说 你没有
- Because I have a boyfriend. - No, you don't.
你们会对喜欢的人说"我爱你"吗? 会
- Do you guys say, "I love you"? - Yeah.
什么是真爱?
What is true love?
真爱就是当你非常非常爱一个人
True love is when you love somebody so-o-o much,
就像我们女孩喜欢Chris Brown一样 你肯定不知道他
like us girls love Chris Brown. You don't know him.
什么是完美的约会?
What's a perfect date?
你得带那个人去果蜜店 然后给她买辣鸡翅
You need to take somebody to Applebee's and get them hot wings.
你在挖鼻孔吗? 唔!
- Are you picking your nose? - Eww!
给我 给我 那真恶心 快给我
Give me that. Give me that. That's gross. Give me that.
晚餐和电影 不过在那之前
A dinner and a movie. But before that
你们可以在海边看看日落
you'll watch the sunset on the beach.
用餐地点 你可以选择
And the restaurant that you will go to
蔚蓝海岸酒店
is a French Riviera restaurant
那儿只卖海鲜
that only sells seafood.
那会是很棒的约会
That's a good date.
数到三 你要扮鸡给我们看
On the count of three you gotta act like a chicken.
一 二 三!
One, two, three!
你有男朋友吗? 没有
- Do you have a boyfriend? - No, ma'am.
你有过男朋友吗? 没有
- Have you had a boyfriend? - No, ma'am.
你喜欢Tory? 呀!
You like Tory? Yow!
你的理想丈夫是什么样的?
What's your ideal husband?
阳刚帅气
Masculine and cute.
你想结婚吗? 不想
- Do you want to get married? - No.
为什么? 因为
- Why not? - Because.
恶心? 对
- It's gross? - Yes.
那你想结婚吗?
Do you want to get married?
说想 说不想
- Say yes. - Say no.
和我结婚? 不想
- To me? - No.
你们怎么不问问她 男朋友Mike的事情呢?
Why don't you guys ask her about her boyfriend Mike?
什么?
What?
原来你一直都有男朋友 居然没告诉我们?
You had a boyfriend all this time and you didn't tell us?
太残忍了
How cruel.
你俩在这电影里拥吻了吗?
Have you ever smooched at the movies?
在电影里没有 那很恶心啦
Not at the movies 'cause it's gross.
好吧 那你俩在哪儿拥吻了?
Okay, where have you?
啊!
Argh!
在摇摇椅上坐好 年轻的小姐
Sit in the tickle chair, young lady.
好吧 那么你坠入爱河了
All right, so you're in love.
我没有 你和Chris Brown
I'm not in love. You're in love
才坠入爱河了呢
with Chris Brown.
至少我敢承认
At least I admitted it.
在这点上她胜利了 Chuck
She got you on that one, Chuck.
对于还不确定自己恋爱
What would your advice be
和寻找爱情的人
for someone who isn't sure if they're in love
你有什么建议呢?
and will find love?
好吧 我会说
Well, I would say
花点时间审视你的生活
take a minute and look at your life.
看看那个喜欢你的人
Look at the person that you think likes you.
自己来找到答案
Find out for yourself.
好吧
All right.
棕泉市
我想还有一个小时就到了
I think we're like an hour away now.
要不要换我来开?
Do you want me to drive the rest of the way?
不 没事的 我能行
No, it's okay. I can drive.
你确定? 嗯
- Are you sure? - Mm-hmm.
你看上去很疲倦 没事 我不累
- You look tired. - No, I'm not tired.
应该会很有趣的
It's gonna be fun.
我很兴奋 我从来没去过免下车餐馆
I'm excited. I've never been to a drive-in before.
我们该聊点什么呢?
What should we talk about?
什么意思?
What do you mean?
有人在拍我们 我都不知道该说什么了
I never know what to say when the cameras are here.
你什么都不用说
You don't have to say anything.
他们不在身边 我会更自在一点
I just feel more comfortable when they're not around.
那是必然 大家都这么觉得
It's a given. I think everyone feels that way.
好吧 那为什么我们要被拍下来?
Well, I mean, why are we being taped then?
你从一开始就该知道 我在哪儿 摄影机就在哪儿
You knew from the beginning, like, everywhere I go the cameras go too.
从我们认识就是这样啊
That's the way it's been since we met.
我并不想让你不自在
I mean, I don't mean to make you uncomfortable,
但现在就是这种情况
but that's just the situation right now.
我知道 我只是 你知道…
I know. I just, you know...
如果我们能单独在一起会更有意思
it might have been more fun if we could just go together.
对 或许是这样
Yeah, it would have been,
但我别无选择
but I don't really have a choice,
至少现在没有
at least right now.
嗯
Mm-hmm.
想找点乐子吗?
Try to have fun?
好
Yeah.
拿地球仪干嘛? 为了宣布一件事
- What's with the globe? - Well, it's for my announcement.
首先 感谢你们能过来
First of all, thank you guys for coming over.
制片人已经决定
And the production has decided
出资让我们去…
to pay for a trip to...
法国
France.
巴黎
Paris.
我们要去巴黎待三四天左右
We're going to Paris in four and a half weeks.
周四晚上走 周日晚上回来
We leave on a Thursday night. We come back on a Sunday night.
可以整个周末在巴黎 做我们想做的事情了
So we have a whole weekend in Paris to do whatever we want.
会被拍下来? 没错 是这样 整个剧组都会来
- So it's gonna be filmed? - Yeah, well, the whole crew's coming.
我们要做什么? 随便你们
- What are we doing? - Whatever you guys want.
我想我们能把你们在 法国那些美好的瞬间…
I think we could get, like, for the end of the documentary...
作为这个纪录片的完美的结局
that we can get a nice shot of you two guys in Paris
你们只要随心所欲就可以了
just doing whatever you guys are gonna do.
就像你俩在爱情的魔幻城市一样
It's like you guys in this magical city of love.
为什么我要去?
So why am I going?
就因为…
It's kind of just...
因为你们在约会
Well, 'cause you guys are dating.
就是拍我和Charlyne在巴黎约会?
So it's kind of me and Charlyne hanging out in Paris?
就是那样 就这样…
- That's exactly what it is. - That's all...
就是这样 那是唯一的计划
That's all it is. That's the only plan.
我觉得这会是个很美好 很自然的结尾
I think it's a real great, natural end
你们很清楚自己恋爱
of, like, you guys just exactly where you guys are at
发展到何程度… 一直没有束缚…
in your relationship... nothing's forced...
但是这次巴黎之行有所不同
but just in Paris.
那就是结尾? 对
- And that's the ending? - Yeah.
那你认为人们会从中得到什么东西呢?
I mean, what do you think people will get from that?
你想表达什么?
What are you trying to show?
呃…
Uh...
我们两个去巴黎和我们去那
If we're being sent there, it's different than if just
被你们拍是不同的 那就好像
the two of us went and you guys filmed it. You know, it seems like
我们只是电影里的角色一样
we're being sent there so that you can get some kind of footage.
我倒是没有想那么多
I don't think I thought about it that much.
我只是觉得在巴黎结束电影很浪漫…
I just kind of thought it would be a nice location to end it...
你们漫步在我心目中
you guys kind of walking around in what
最漂亮的城市中
I consider the most beautiful city in the world.
我只是… 我不明白
I just... I don't understand
我们去那儿的重点是什么
what the point of us going there is.
就是想让影片有一个甜蜜的 充满希望的结局
It's just kind of like a sweet, hopeful ending to the movie.
希望…
Hoping that...
就是把握你现实生活中所拥有的
Just that you have what you have in real life,
你们很开心…
that you're happy...
就像 你找到了爱情
that, like, you found love.
但我并没有
But I didn't.
免费旅行?
A free trip?
我从没去过巴黎 对 我也没有
- I've never been to Paris. - Yeah, me neither.
我也是
Me either.
那我们去巴黎吧
So let's go to Paris.
Charlyne打电话让我们过来
Charlyne called saying to come by,
所以我们来看看是怎么回事
so we'll see what it is.
好了 我们来了
Well, we're here.
我把剧组的人都叫过来了
I brought the crew.
好吧
All right.
好了 我们都在这了 Chuck
Well, you got us out here, Chuck.
怎么了?
What's up?
呃 是这样…
Uh, so...
Michael后来打电话给我
Michael called me afterwards
我们聊了很久
and we talked for a long time
他的意思就是
and he basically said
不想再这样了
that he didn't want to do this anymore.
他不想再怎么样? 拍摄?
He didn't want to do what anymore? This?
可我们已经拍摄了这么多
We already kind of shot so much.
他不想再和我在一起了
He didn't want to be with me anymore.
他说了些什么?
What did he say?
不知道
I don't know.
他没有解释吗?
He didn't give a reason?
不 他解释了 但我无法理解
No, he gave reasons, but I just don't understand.
很抱歉 Charlyne
I'm sorry to hear that, Charlyne.
真的
I mean it.
嗯 我也很难过
Yeah, me too.
我们找点乐子吧
You know, let's have fun.
你想订个比萨 然后出去痛快地玩一晚上吗?
You want to order a pizza and hang out, make a night of it?
好吧 玩电视游戏吗?
Okay. Play video games?
所有你会的游戏和乐器 随你玩
Let's play every video game and every instrument you have.
可是你什么都不会玩
You don't know how to play anything.
我可以乱弹一气 出尽洋相
I will just strum on anything and make an ass of myself.
好吧
Okay.
纳什维尔
# 看 这就是真爱 #
# See, it's real love #
# 真爱 #
# Real love #
# 如果我早知有今日 #
# If I knew what I know now #
# 我愿回到过去 #
# Back then. #
我的歌主要是描写爱情的
I mainly write about love
前两年 我一直都在长距离恋爱
and I've been in a long-distance relationship
我女朋友住在台湾 台北市
for the last two years. My girlfriend lives in Taiwan, in Taipei.
她来这待了三周
And she came here for three weeks
我开始也不清楚 我以为
and, I don't know, I guess I thought
她来这会一直留在这里
that she was gonna come here and stay here.
直到她走了我才明白
I thought that up until she was gone.
我想我再也见不到她了
And I don't think I'm ever gonna see her again.
如果在她离开之前你知道…
If you knew that by her leaving...
你爱她的话 如果她走之前你知道的话
you loved her. If you knew it before she left,
你会有什么不同的举动吗?
what would you have done differently?
我会叫她留下来 我会的
I would have asked her to stay. I would have, you know.
我也会忘记
I would have, you know, stopped thinking
那些恼人的琐事了
about all the details of it, you know.
你为什么不去追她?
Why can't you just go after her
如果你现在还像以前一样强烈地爱着她?
if you still feel as passionate as you did then?
我不知道
I don't know, you know.
或许我还是那个让她走掉的那个人
Maybe because I'm still the same person that let her go then.
这首歌就是讲
And that song is about
我是如何把事情给搞砸的
how I totally blew it, you know.
Chuck 嘿 Chuck
Chuck. Hey, Chuck.
嘿 Charlyne 我们得开工了
Hey, Charlyne we've got work to do.
我们给你准备了热巧克力
We got hot chocolate for you.
房间真不错
It's a nice enough room.
好吧 Chuck
All right, Chuck,
看看这个
check this out.
哇
Wow.
美极了
It's gorgeous.
哇
Wow.
天啊 真是不可思议
Man, that is incredible.
难以置信
Unbelievable.
伙计 我想住这
Dude, I could live here.
太棒了
This is amazing.
住吧
You should.
我在考虑…
I'd consider it...
一直在咖啡馆里闲坐
hang out in caf¨¦s all the time,
喝喝卡布奇诺 写写小说
drink cappuccinos, work on my novel.
你真傻
You're stupid.
感觉好些了吗 Chuck?
Are you feeling okay, Chuck?
呃…
Eh...
这可能不太理想 但我想
I mean, it's not ideal, but I figure
我们该四处走走 拍些片子
we'll just go around, shoot some footage.
我们在巴黎
We're in Paris.
这里这么美
You know, it is gorgeous.
我们开始吧 Chuck 你说呢?
Let's get to it, Chuck. What do you say?
我想说"洗干净了"之类的
I would say "Shower up" and stuff,
但我了解你
but I know you.
所以还是赶快穿好衣服吧
Maybe throw some pants on.
三元
Trois.
去采访那个人
Interview that guy.
谢谢
Merci.
Nick 我们能回宾馆吗?
Nick, can we just go to the hotel?
继续走 Chuck 我们可以把这些剪辑在一起
Please just keep walking, Chuck, and we can cut this together.
我觉得不舒服 我病了
I don't feel good. I feel sick.
好吧 事实上我在求你继续走
Okay, I'm actually begging you just to keep going.
不 不 不 我们现在必须回去
No, no, no, we have to go now.
我很冷 很累
I'm cold. I'm tired.
我们已经拍了12个小时了
We've been doing this for 12 hours.
不是因为寒冷和劳累 我明白…
It's not about cold and tired. I understand...
我知道是怎么回事
I know what's kind of happening here.
因为你们分手了 你很颓废
This is about your breakup. And you're freaking out.
压力很大 不 这和Mike无关
- You're stressed out. - No, this has nothing to do with Mike.
我不是因为Mike而难过 好吧 我知道你因为Mike
- I'm not sad about Mike. - Okay, I know that you're sad
感到难过 Charlyne 我需要你再来一次
about Mike, Charlyne. And I just need you to do this once
好让我完成这部电影
and just really help me finish this.
我们就都解放了
And we're both gonna be so happy.
我保证
I promise you.
我并不是为Mike伤心 不是为了任何事伤心
I'm not sad about Mike. I'm not sad about anything.
只是因为他希望我爱上他
I'm just sad that he wants me
但是我做不到 我感到难过
to love him and I can't.
我做不到 我不能骗他 假装我爱他
I can't. I can't just lie and pretend I love him.
好吧
All right.
你想回宾馆?
You want to go back to the hotel?
我们回宾馆了
Let's go back to the hotel.
我想可以了
I think we're good.
嘿 Chuck 你怎么样?
Hey, Chuck. What's going on?
我刚起来
I just woke up.
睡得怎么样? 你还好吗?
How did you sleep? Are you okay?
呃 一般
Eh, so-so.
一般? 嗯 我也是
So-so? Yeah, me too.
如果我昨天冒犯了你 我很抱歉
Sorry if I was mean to you yesterday.
我道歉
I apologize.
没关系 不是你的错
It's okay. It's not your fault.
只是现在我有点不知所措
I'm just really overwhelmed right now.
哦 我明白
Yeah, I hear you.
一切都还好吗?
Everything okay?
不知道 我知道我现在还没有坠入爱河
I don't know. I mean, I know I'm not in love right now,
但那并不意味着我永远不会
but that doesn't mean I'll never fall in love.
我只知道我不想失去Michael
I just know that I don't want to lose Michael.
多伦多
我们该走了
We should probably get going.
好吧 快到了
All right, it's coming up.
对 就是这
Yeah, this is it.
到了 你准备好了吗?
Okay, are you ready?
小心点 地很滑
Watch out. It's slippery.
我们来了
Well, we're here.
就是这里
This is it.
好的
Okay.
祝你好运 朋友
Good luck, amiga.
别滑倒了
Don't slip.
嘿 嘿
Hey. Hey.
嗨 Mike
Hi, Mike.
嘿 最近过得怎么样? 嘿
- Hey. How is it going? - Hey.
还好
It's going okay.
你呢?
How are you doing?
很好
I'm pretty good.
你很忙吗?
Are you busy?
不 就是闲待着
No, just hanging out.
你在做什么?
What are you doing?
就闲待着
Just hanging out.
哦
Yeah.
你们在布兰普敦?
So you guys are in Brampton?
是的 有点冷
Yeah. It's kind of cold.
是的 没错
- Yeah. - Yeah.
你想进来吗? 会暖和一点
You want to come inside? It's warmer.
好的
Okay.
呃 你们还是在这等我吧
Um, you guys should probably stay out here.
你希望我们留在外面?
You want us to stay out here?
好吧 没问题
Okay. Cool.
好
Okay.
你想脱鞋吗? 是的
- You want to take off your shoes? - Yeah.
你们要在布兰普敦待多久?
How long are you gonna be in Brampton?
就今天
Just today.
Charlyne的麦克还开着 Nick 要我继续录音吗?
Charlyne's mike's still on, Nick, if you want me to keep rolling.
我能听到他们俩在说什么 你想来杯热饮吗?
- I can hear both of them. - You want a warm drink?
呃 我真的很想念你
Um, I really missed you.
是 我也是
Yeah. Me too.
她刚告诉Mike她想念他
She just told Mike she missed him.
把它关了吧 Jay
Cut the tape, Jay.
编辑了数月之后 Nick决定要一个更有力的结局
他找Charlyne帮忙
这就是她给出的结局
多伦多
我又开始旅行了
There I was, on the road again.
我紧握着我的摩托车
I was holding tight to my motorcycle
而Michael则紧紧地抱着我
and Michael was holding tight to my muscles.
这并不是旅途的终点
This wasn't the end of our journey.
要回到阳光明媚的加州 我们还有很长的路要走
We still had a long long way back to sunny California,
只有我和我的男人
just me and my man.
像从前一样狂野的我
And being the wild horse that I was,
不由自主地开的飞快…
I couldn't help but drive really fast...
事实上 非常快…
so fast, in fact...
警察开始追赶我们
That the cops began to chase us.
我不知道该怎么办
I didn't know what to do,
但是我知道我不能让他们阻止我
but I knew I couldn't have let them stop me.
因为我已经走了这么远
I'd come too far.
我曲折前进 在地上草草地写着我的名字
I zigzagged, spelled my name in cursive,
我单轮前行
I went up on one wheel,
然后我就飞起来了…
then I went up on no wheels...
什么都没有
nothing.
子弹从我们身边呼啸而过
Bullets whizzed by on both sides.
我转向Michael说
I turned to Michael and said,
"如果你现在想回头 宝贝 我能理解
"If you want to turn back now, baby, I'll understand.
你已经和一个非常 危险的女人绑在一起了"
You've gotten yourself involved with a very dangerous broad."
"不 我不想回头 我喜欢冒险"
"No, I don't want to turn back now. I kind of like danger."
非常好
Perfect.
他们射出了最后一发子弹
They fired off one last shot
这次
and this time,
子弹没有射偏
it didn't miss.
我站起来 身后燃起大火
With fire behind me, I got up,
可怕的撞击让我浑身是伤
bruised and battered from the horrible crash.
警察们拿枪指着我
The cops pointed their guns at me.
我看着Michael 他受伤了 伤得很重
I looked at Michael. He was hurt. He was hurt bad.
警长拿扩音器向我喊话
The captain yelled through his megaphone,
威胁说会开枪 但是我无所谓
threatening to shoot, but I didn't care.
我也是这样告诉他们的 我对他们说
And I told them that too. I told them,
"我无所谓! 生命如此短暂 没有时间去假设!
"I don't care! Life is too short to be wondering what if!
有时尽管你受了伤
Sometimes you just gotta live and see what happens,
你还是想活着 看看发生的一切
even if you get hurt.
而有时只有冒险你才能有所感悟
Sometimes you can only feel something if you take a risk.
我 Charlyne Yi 就在冒险
And I, Charlyne Yi, am taking that risk.
啊!"
Arghh-hh-hh!"
听了这席话 警长摘下了他的太阳镜
And with that, the captain took off his sunglasses
流下了一滴眼泪
to reveal a single tear.
我环顾四周 所有的警察都在哭
I looked around and all the cops were crying.
警长看着我说道
The captain looked at me and said,
"去吧 离开这儿 你这个疯孩子"
"Go on, get the hell out of here, you crazy kid."
我把Michael扛在肩上
And so I threw Michael over my shoulder
走向远方
and walked off into the distance,
永不回头
never looking back.
呃 大概就是这样了 对吧?
And, um, that's pretty much what happened. Right?
没错 就是这样
Yeah, that's exactly what happened.
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# 你的身上 散发着什么气息? #
# What's that smell I smell on you? #
# 是魔力香水味吗? #
# Is it magic perfume? #
# 因为我向天起誓 #
# 'Cause I swear to God #
# 你带着圣诞的气息 #
# You smell just like Christmas #
# 在我的世界里 #
# To me #
# 没错 就是你 你 #
# Yeah, well, you #
# 就是我的圣诞树 #
# Are my Christmas tree #
# 你就是我的全部 #
# You mean everything to me #
# 你就是我的全部 #
# You mean everything to me #
# 还有你 #
# And you #
# 就是我的流星 #
# Are my shooting star #
# 如果你射中了我的心 #
# If you shoot me in my heart #
# 我将为你倾倒 #
# Then I'll fall apart #
# 我失意时有你的搀扶 #
# You lift me up when I'm down #
# 喔 喔 喔 #
# Ooh ooh ooh #
# 你将我从地上扶起 #
# You pick me up off the ground #
# 啊 啊 啊 #
# Ahh ahh ahh #
# 我不知道这样好不好 #
# And I don't know if it's such a good idea #
# 因为你现在走远了 #
# 'Cause you're way down now #
# 而我却还在这里 #
# And I'm way up here #
# 是的 你有长长的臂弯 #
# Yeah, you have really long arms #
# 但为什么不紧紧拥我入怀? #
# So why don't you use them to hold me tight? #
Thank you very much.