《老妈老爸浪漫史》第二季第十二集
孩子 我们现在暂时不说 Son, we're going to take a
我是怎么遇见你们父亲的故事 quick break from the story of how I met your father
先来说一下我怎么遇见我父亲的故事 and talk about how I met my father.
我知道你没想听这个故事 那就忍耐一下 I know you didn't ask for this part, so bear with me.
我哪个故事都没想听 I didn't ask for any of this.
你说要我来帮你看看手机 You said you needed help with your phone!
孩子 别这么激动嘛 Oh, son, you're hysterical.
好的 Okay.
现在告诉我 所有你记得的关于我爹的事 Tell me everything you remember about my dad.
我在拉帕鲁扎音乐节上遇见的他 I met him at Lollapalooza.
我俩这样那样 然后砰的一下 就有了你 He lolla'd my palooza, and bam, here you are.
行吧 我要再给你看看这张照片 Okay. I'm gonna show you this photo again.
这就是你们俩相遇的那天 This is the day you guys met,
这张照片总有些地方能勾起你的回忆吧 so something in here has to jog your memory.
我的天 这就是他 Oh, my God! That's him!
这只有一截手臂啊 That's just an arm!
但是我记得他肱二头肌上的荆棘纹身 I know, but I remember the barbed wire tattoo on his bicep.
他说要保护他的枪 He said he needed security around his guns.
天呐 然后你还和他睡了吗 Oh, my God, and you still slept with him?
等等 他戴着"特权船长"的徽章 Wait, he's wearing a badge. "Captain Concessions."
他是音乐节的工作人员吗 Was he working the festival?
对对对 是的 Yes. Yes, he was.
几乎可以看到他的名字 Well, you can almost see his name.
克 Ick!
他的名字是什么什么"克" 妈 His name ends in "Ick." Mom,
你能想起来了吧 他叫什么名字 you've got to remember. What is it?
- 他的名字叫米克 - 真的吗 - His name was Mick! - Really?
我不记得了 但你不希望是米克吗 I don't remember, but don't you hope it's Mick?
朋友们 Guys!
我的找爹行动已经把范围缩小到 The search for my father has been narrowed down
三个可能的爹了 to three potential dads.
感谢好闺蜜的巨大帮助 Thanks to a lot of hard work from my bestie.
这是我的荣幸 Oh, it was my pleasure.
最近 我尽我所能地避开我的... These days, I'll do literally anything to avoid my...
未婚夫 起码这次 fiancé. At least this time,
我不用哄着他去学一个新技能了 I didn't have to trick him into learning a new life skill.
嗨 宝贝 Hey, babe!
我在多邻国的西班牙语终于学到中级水平了 I'm finally an intermediate at Spanish on Duolingo.
我们可以出去玩了吗 Can we hang out now?
抱歉 Sorry.
你起码要学到七十级 You're not gonna be able to speak to my abuela at the wedding
才能在婚礼上和我奶奶说话呢 until you're level 70.
勤加练习吧 Sigue practicándo.
好吧 Entiendo.
西班牙语
可怜的孩子 That poor sweet boy.
所以你们怎么锁定那三个人的 So how did you narrow it down to three names?
1991年索菲的爸爸在"特权船长"工作 Sophie's dad worked for Captain Concessions in 1991,
他的名字以"克"结尾 his first name ends in "Ick,"
所以我去了他们公司的领英主页 So I went to their LinkedIn page
地毯式搜索了他们所有的在职员工 and did a deep dive on all their current employees,
终于找到了一个人力资源部主管 until I found an HR director
他在波基普西市还有一个老婆 who has a second family in Poughkeepsie.
于是我威胁他给我发 So, I blackmail him into sending me the roster
1991年拉帕鲁扎音乐节的所有员工 of all the employees that worked Lollapalooza '91,
其中就有三个人的名字以"克"结尾 and three of them have names that end in "Ick."
轻轻松松 Oh. Simple.
好的 现在每个人分一个某某克 Okay! Everyone gets an ick.
瓦尔和我调查斯塔滕岛的尼克·福斯特 Val and I are gonna take Nick Foster in Staten Island.
希德和杰斯 你们看这份 里克·格雷厄姆 Sid and Jesse, you guys get Rick Graham
他住在新泽西 in New Jersey...
查理和艾伦 ...and Charlie and Ellen,
你们来查扬克斯的迪克·韦伯-莫里斯 you guys get Dick Webber-Morris in Yonkers.
朋友们 你们还没看出来这是在干什么吗 Guys, do you see what's happening here?
这是《妈妈咪呀!》 This is a Mamma Mia!
确切地说 这不是 Technically, it's not.
《妈妈咪呀!》里 In Mamma Mia,
梅丽尔·斯特里普睡了三个男人 Meryl Streep slept with three guys.
我妈只睡了一个 My mom slept with one.
我觉得这更像是性转版的《菲洛梅娜》 I think it's more of a reverse gender-swapped Philomena.
啥 不是 《菲洛梅娜》讲的是爱尔兰的修女 Wha-- No, Philomena is an Irish nun
试图找到她被带走的儿子的故事 trying to find her son who was taken away from her.
《孩子们都很好》讲的是生长在女同家庭的孩子见到生物学父亲发生的事
我们现在更像是异性恋版的《孩子们都很好》 What we have here is a hetero The Kids Are All Right.
不对 我刚刚谷歌的 No, I just googled it.
索菲的人生和保罗·莱瑟的剧最像 Sophie's life is most like the beloved Paul Reiser TV show
《我的两个爸爸》讲的是母亲去世后 母亲的两个前男友共同抚养女儿的故事
《我的两个爸爸》的三个爸爸版 My Two Dads, but with three dads.
这就是最终答案了 Final answer.
等等 朋友们 朋友们 让我们把精力 Wait, guys, guys, guys! Let's channel this energy
放到找我爸爸上面 好吗 into actually finding my dad. Okay?
我数一二三一起喊克 Ick on three.
- 一二三 - 克 - One, two, three! - Ick!
好了 来看看这个 Okay, check it out.
我要去前台 找里克 I'm gonna go to the desk. I'm gonna ask for Rick.
我要参与免费试用 I'm gonna sign up for the free trial.
然后在到期前取消 And then, I'm gonna cancel before the end of the month.
嘿 我是你的飞行旅伴泰勒 Hey. It's your airplane pal Taylor.
还记得坐我们俩旁边的说唱歌手吗 Remember that rapper we were sitting next to?
- 我怎么会忘记呢 - 事情是这样... - How could I forget? - Well...
小吐司的新单曲发售了 Li'l Toasty's new single just dropped,
我觉得歌里写的是 and I think it's about
他有多想和我们玩一次三人行 how he wanted to have a threesome with us!
什么 不可能 你怎么知道的 What? No way. How do you know that?
因为新歌的名字叫《万尺高空三人行》 Because it's called Mile High Menage.
我们成名了 We're freakin' famous!
嘿 里克要来了 Hey, Rick's about to come out.
为什么你对着你的手机笑得像个白痴 Why are you grinning at your phone like an idiot?
不 不是 没事 Oh... No, nothing. Uh,
我的新朋友泰勒给我发了些搞笑的东西 my new bud Taylor sent me something funny.
噢 你有新朋友了 Oh. You have a new buddy.
这很好 我为你开心 Cool. Love that for you.
搞笑的泰勒 Funny Taylor. You know,
我有一些超搞笑的 I've got some pretty hysterical
关于全食超市的评价 你肯定还没听过 hot takes about Whole Foods you haven't heard.
全食超市 被称为贵死人超市... Whole Foods? More like whole paycheck--
你们好 我是里克 Hey, guys. I'm Rick.
索菲可能是亚洲混血吗 Could Sophie be half-Asian?
欢迎致电迪克戴尔的娱乐会所 Dick and Dale's Exotic Entertainment.
我们脱光 你付钱 We're ripped, we strip, and you tip.
噢 你好 妈 Oh, hey, Mom.
你觉得会是他吗 Do you think that's him?
除非我能弄明白为什么我一直给自己挖坑 Until I figure out why I self-sabotage,
否则我根本没恋爱可谈 I don't think I'll ever find love.
能这样没完没了诉说悲催的情场生活 Rambling on about his horrible love life.
是索菲老爸无疑了 Definitely Sophie's dad.
你好 请问你是迪克还是戴尔 Hi there! Uh, are you Dick or Dale?
迪克 Dick.
戴尔几年前就去世了 Dale passed years ago.
他尝试了一个究极无敌钢管死亡空中接力动作 He tried the death-defying alley-oop pole flip.
真做到了 Nailed it.
但后来他被人杀了 But then got murdered.
希望他在天堂继续发挥艳舞才华吧 I... bet he's giving lap dances to angels now.
迪克 你之前有没有可能 Dick, did you ever, by chance,
去过拉帕鲁扎音乐节音乐节 attend the music festival Lollapalooza?
没有 为什么问这个 No. Why are you asking me that?
拉近一下关系嘛 Just a fun icebreaker, you know?
我们想多了解一下我们的脱衣舞者 We like to get to know our strippers.
艾伦 要不我们到这面挂满屁股的墙边说两句 Ellen, may I speak to you by the... butt-shot wall?
他在撒谎 我们知道他明明去过音乐节 Well, he's lying. We already know he went to Lollapalooza.
显而易见 我们不能相信他给我们的回答 Clearly, we can't trust him to answer our questions honestly.
我们得看看他手臂上有没有荆棘纹身 We gotta see if he's got that barbed wire tattoo on his arm.
让他把上衣脱了 Ask him to take his shirt off.
我们钱都还没付怎么可能就让他脱给你看 You can't just ask a stripper to sample the merchandise
这里又不是好市多超市 可以随便试吃 艾伦 without paying for the goods. He's not Costco, Ellen!
看我的 Follow my lead.
亲爱的迪克 Dick, my friend,
我认为在你的美臀前 all the wall butts in the world
天下其他的屁股都会黯然失色 pale in comparison with yours.
我现在带着挚友来这里组织属于她的单身派对 Now I'm in charge of throwing my best friend here
而我认为你是脱衣舞表演的最佳人选 her bachelorette party, and I want you to be the stripper.
受宠若惊 但我已经退休多年 Oh. I'm flattered, but I've been out of the game for years.
那太可惜了吧 我梦想中的单身派对 That is such a shame because my dream bachelorette
一定是要有你这样的俊男摇着那般的美臀 is a man like you shakin' a donk like that
在这样的我面前 in a face like this.
求你了 Please?
我又想了想 为了你 You know what? For you,
我愿意最后一次重出江湖 I'll dust this donk off one last time.
- 派对什么时候 - 两小时后 - When's the party? - In two hours.
很抱歉我让你们跑到新泽西一家健身房 Hey, sorry I sent you guys all the way
却什么也没干 to a gym in Jersey for nothing.
也不是没有收获啦 尊巴舞跳得很开心 Oh, it wasn't for nothing. We both Zumba'd our asses off.
我真希望斯塔恩岛的尼克是你爸 I hope Staten Island Nick is your dad.
我们还没去岛上玩过呢 We never get to hang out on islands.
曼哈顿不就是座岛吗 Manhattan is an island.
你真的是个天才 亲爱的 Okay, sweetie.
天啊 想象一下是我爸开了这家热狗店 Oh, my God. What if my dad owns a hot dog store?
那我就可以继承一家热狗店啦 I'll be a hot dog heiress.
- 祝我好运吧 - 加油 你能行 - Wish me luck. - Good luck. You got this, go.
你好 Hey.
我想见一下尼克 Uh, can I speak to Nick, please?
我是你们家热狗的忠实粉丝 Oh, I'm just a real hot dog head
我很想见这家店的创始人一面 who is dying to meet the founder of Nick's of Staten Island.
创始人斯塔恩岛的尼克已经 The founder of Nick's of Staten Island is...
死了 Dead.
这人死了 This guy's dead.
查理和艾伦刚刚发短信过来 Charlie and Ellen just texted that your dad
说你爸也许是个过气的脱衣舞男 may be a washed-up male stripper.
突然感觉 好像死了也不是那么糟 Suddenly, dead's not looking so bad.
所以有一半概率我爸死了 So there's a 50% chance my dad's dead.
我们要不要 Should we, like,
说点什么以表敬意 say something to honor him?
♪神圣恩典♪ ...mazing Grace
♪圣音♪ How sweet
♪甜美♪ The sound
♪拯救♪ That saved
♪不幸之人♪ A wretch
♪如同♪ Like--
有人来了 有人来了 快散开 Whoa, we got a mourner. We got a mourner. Fan out.
他是来看尼克的 He's here for Nick.
天哪 Oh, my God.
他手臂上有荆棘纹身 He's got the barbed wire tattoo.
他一定是大我很多的同父异母的哥哥 That must be my much older half-brother,
纹着一样的纹身来纪念老爸的 and he got the tattoo to honor our dad...
索菲 他就是你爸 Sophie. That's your dad.
那墓碑是谁的 Then whose gravestone is that?
当然是你爷爷的啦 Your grandfather's.
瓦尔 你能帮我发个短信解释一下情况吗 Val, can you text me what's
好让我不要在大伙面前出丑 going on so I don't seem dumb in front of everyone?
后来 我和朋友们一起跟着我爸 So, my friends and I followed my dad
回到了斯塔恩岛轮渡上 back onto the Staten Island Ferry.
就像性感间谍一样 We were like sexy spies.
潜伏在一艘臭不可闻的船上 On a boat that smelled like trash.
说真的 Full disclosure,
有时候 我还是会想念我的电子宠物 sometimes, I still miss my Tamagotchi.
说真的 我现在还在养 Full disclosure, I still have mine.
嗨 要不要和我去船头 Hey, hey, hey. You wanna go
一起演绎《泰坦尼克号》 to the front and do "King of the world" with me?
你说啥 我刚刚在给泰勒发信息 I was just texting Taylor. What'd you say?
当我没说 Never mind.
难以置信我们在跟踪我爸 I can't believe we're tailing my dad.
好期待他接下来会把我们 I'm so excited to see what amazing new place
带到哪里去 he's gonna take us.
又回来了 Back here, huh?
也不是不行 Don't hate it.
欢迎来到直女艾伦的单身派对 Welcome to straight-Ellen's bachelorette!
我们准备了鸡鸡帽 We have penis hats,
皮纳塔是一种装有玩具和糖果的彩罐 被高高吊起后由蒙眼的小孩击破
鸡鸡皮纳塔 a penis pinata,
还有一个颠倒过来的鸡鸡菠萝蛋糕 and a pineapple upside-down penis cake!
这个真的 好逼真 That is... extremely realistic.
细节很到位 The detail is amazing.
这些阴毛是用椰丝做的吗 Are those pubes made of coconut flakes?
太强了 It's a triumph.
今晚的嘉宾到了 There's our entertainment.
女士们 记住 你们可以看 Now, remember, ladies, you can look,
但是不能摸 but you can't touch.
这不是问题 Not gonna be a problem.
阿嗬 旱鸭子们 Ahoy, landlubbers.
准备好沉入我的欲望之渊了吗 Who's ready to walk my plank?
所以我们是在等其他客人来吗 还是... So, are we... waiting for the rest of the guests or...
没有 大伙儿都在这了 Nope! Gang's all here!
我人缘有多差 我就有多性奋 What I lack in friends, I make up for in horniness.
赶紧跳起来吧 so get dancin'!
好吧 艾伦 Ah! Okay, Ellen.
你准备好... Are you ready for me to...
感受浑身颤栗的感觉了吗 shiver your timbers?
来吧 亮出你的家伙吧 Sure, big boy. Drop anchor.
那 那个要额外付费 Oh, th... that costs extra.
那就开足马力 扑倒我吧 Never mind. Full steam ahead.
那也要额外付费 That also costs extra.
那赶紧开始不用付钱的吧 Just do what we paid for.
开玩笑嘛 他一次只脱一条围巾 Really? He's going one scarf at a time?
我来试试让他加快进度 Let me try and speed this along.
脱掉你的上衣 迪克 Take your shirt off, Dick. Woo!
别着急 小姑娘 Don't worry, little lady.
该来的都会来的 All in due time.
都会来的 All... in due time.
好吧 机不可失 时不再来 Okay. It's now or never. Right?
我就走过去跟他说... I'm just gonna walk up to him and say...
我是索菲 我是你女儿 I'm Sophie. I'm your daughter.
我去了 Here I go.
我能行的 I'm doing it!
我真的要去了 Watch me go!
我要去了 我在去吗 I'm going. Am I going?
没有 你只是把瓦尔的手捏爆了 No, you're just crushing Val's hand.
对不起 Sorry.
对不起 只是... Sorry. I've just...
我这一辈子都在等这一个时刻 I've been waiting for this moment...
幻想我爸爸是一个什么样的人 my entire life, imagining what my dad would be like.
万一他很糟糕怎么办 What if he's terrible?
万一他让我去打篮球 What if he signs me up for basketball
然后不断逼我挑战自我 and pushes me to my limit,
直到我崩溃 最后不得不告诉他 until I finally break down and have to tell him,
"爸 篮球是你的梦想 不是我的" "Dad, basketball's your dream, but it's not mine!"
- 她是对的 - 什么 - She's right... - What?
我不是说她那具体得诡异的担忧 I mean, not about her weirdly specific fear,
但我们应该先审核一下他是不是个好爸爸 but we should vet him and make sure he's dad-worthy
然后再暴露她的真实身份 before we reveal her true identity.
你说的对 我们应该给他做一些爸爸测试 You're right. We should give him some dad tests.
好主意 Good idea.
嘿 我们看他能不能为索菲挡子弹 Hey, let's see if he'd take a bullet for Sophie, huh?
但如果他通过了 他就死了 But, if he passes, he's dead.
如果他没通过 我就死了 And if he fails, I'm dead.
那我倒要看看你们有什么好主意 See you guys come up with any good ideas...
爸爸测验 Dad Tests!
第一项 同情心
哦不 我摔倒了 Oh! Oh no! Ow! I fell!
有没有人来帮帮我 Can somebody, anybody, help me?
你还好吗 兄弟 You okay, pal?
- 我还行 谢谢 - 你的鞋不防滑啊 - Oh, I'm fine, thanks. - Your shoes have no traction.
你应该穿我这种鞋 You gotta rock something like these.
- 嘿 你穿多大尺码 - 加肥版十一号 - Hey, what size are you? - 11 wide.
不会吧 我们一模一样 来试试这双鞋 No way. Foot twins. Here, try these bad boys on.
尼克竟然把自己的鞋脱下来给他 Nick is literally giving him the shoes off his feet.
这样好了 你拿走吧 我后面还有一双 Tell you what. Keep 'em. I got another pair in back.
现在 大步向前去追逐你的梦想吧 Now, you go out there and follow your dreams.
我发誓会让你感到骄傲 I promise I'll make you proud.
我已经有点小骄傲了 I'm a little proud already.
第一项 同情心 通过
第二项 有趣
嘿 能麻烦你扔给我一袋番茄酱吗 Uh, hey, would you mind tossing me a ketchup packet?
没问题 小能手 Oh, sure thing, ace.
谢谢 我只要一袋就够了 Oh, thanks. Uh, I only need one.
手臂力量不错嘛 击球手 Nice arm, slugger.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 嘿 跑远一点 - 好的 - Hey. Go long. - Okay.
- 我接住了 - 你做到了 你是冠军 - I caught it! - Yeah, you did, champ!
第二项 有趣 通过
第三项 不猥琐
你还好吗 You okay?
不怎么好 研究生太难读了 Not really. Grad school is way too hard.
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我还不如退学去OnlyFans做内容赚钱 I think I'm gonna quit and start an OnlyFans.
你觉得拍摄我只穿着内衣给狗狗洗澡 Do you think me washing my dog in lingerie for money
是不是一个好选择 is a good path for me?
我觉得... I think...
你不应该被一时的沮丧所打败 you shouldn't let a moment of frustration derail you.
教育非常重要 你应该继续上学 Education's important. You should stay in school.
第三项 不猥琐 通过
但是 话说回来 But, end of the day,
你的身体和人生由你做主 it's your life and your body,
任何对你说三道四的人 and anyone who tells you otherwise
都在试图将性产业污名化来达到控制你的目的 is trying to stigmatize your sexuality to control you.
每个职业都值得被尊重 All work has dignity.
第四项 附加测试 女性主义 通过
罗杰斯先生 美国儿童电视节目主持人 被誉为除上帝外最完美的男人
你爸爸简直和罗杰斯先生一样完美 Your dad is like a Mr. Rogers-level good dude!
太棒了 Great!
好吧 等他的轮班结束 Okay, after his shift is over,
我就走进去告诉他我是谁 I'm gonna go in and introduce myself.
我能一起去吗 Can I come, too?
我也想 我们可以和你共享爸爸吗 Me, too. We can all share your dad?
- 不行 - 当然不行了 - No! - O...Of course not.
小索 我们不会碍你的事 Soph, we will give you some privacy.
我们之后再回来和他一起玩 We'll come back and hang with him later.
天呐 等一下 我忘记告诉 Oh, my God, wait! I didn't tell
查理和艾伦我们找到我爸爸了 Charlie and Ellen that we found my dad,
你们谁能去说一下吗 so can one of you guys?
当然啦 甜心 Sure, sweetie.
他们没说 They didn't.
已经一个小时了 他必须得脱上衣了吧 It's been an hour. He has to take his shirt off next.
救救我吧 Come on!
谁跳脱衣舞从下往上脱啊 Who strips from the bottom up?
迪克 怎么啦 Dick? What's wrong?
我想戴尔了 I miss Dale.
他走后我再也没跳过了 I haven't stripped since he passed away.
感觉他不在的话 我没法好好地跳完 It-it just doesn't feel right to go full nude without him here.
我完全理解 God, I totally understand.
如果艾伦和我是一个脱衣舞队的 I mean, if Ellen and I were a team of strippers,
她刚完成死亡脱衣舞挑战 a-and she pulled off a daring stripper move
就因为完全无关的事被杀了的话 and then got murdered in a totally unrelated incident,
我也再也跳不了脱衣舞了 I don't think I'd ever strip again either.
不 你要跳 Yes, you would.
因为你知道我会希望你 Because you'd know that I'd want you
跳得更卖力 to shake that thing harder than ever.
为了我 For me.
为了我们 For us.
我敢打赌戴尔也是这么想的 And I bet that's what Dale would want for you, too.
你说得对 You're right.
脱 脱 脱 Strip. Strip. Strip.
脱 脱 脱 脱 Strip. Strip. Strip. Strip.
脱 脱 脱 脱 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
戴尔 我为你而脱 Dale! This is for you!
脱 脱 脱 脱 脱 Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip! Strip!
- 没有荆棘纹身 - 哎 天呐 - No barbed wire tattoo! - Oh, man!
我是说... I-I mean...
噢 天呐 Oh, man...
迪克 我们知道你其实去了拉帕鲁扎音乐节 Dick, we know you were lying about going to Lollapalooza.
你干嘛撒谎呢 Why didn't you just tell the truth?
痛苦的回忆 Bad memories.
戴尔就是那时候死的 Dale met his murderer at that festival.
加油 加油 Get there. Get there!
太棒了 大都会 Yes! Let's go, Mets!
纽约大都会队 美国职棒大联盟球队之一
骗人的吧 You're lying!
才没有 我发誓 I'm not! Hand to God,
《马卡丽娜》的每个字我都记得 I know all the words to the Macarena.
《马卡丽娜》是由Los del Rio演唱的经典西语舞曲
为什么呀 Why?
我十二岁的时候 它就是我的最高理想 When I was 12, it was my Everest.
赶紧放下你的手机 Alright. Put your phone away
我搞来了超多的烤肉 'cause I got us a ridiculous amount of barbecue,
一盒雪茄 和家庭酿酒器 a box of cigars, and a home brew kit.
因为我爱你 兄弟 'Cause I love you, man!
我不知道我为什么要轻描淡写这件事 我爱你 I-I don't know why I'm trying to downplay it. I love you!
好吧 谢啦 Okay... Thanks...
谢啦 "Thanks."
来点激情好吗 兄弟 Trying to get our frickin' spark back, man.
难道我们的爱消失了吗 Something's off with us.
兄弟 我们情比金坚好吗 Bro, we are the Spam of friendship.Okay?
而且是一辈子的好朋友 Our shelf life is forever.
对 我就是这么想的 Yeah, that's what I thought.
但你整天都在跟你那新朋友泰勒发信息 But you've been texting all day with your new friend Taylor.
这怎么了 What? Who cares?
泰勒很好 但她不是你 Taylor's great, but she's not you.
我没你不行 兄弟 You complete me, bro!
- 哇 我刚才说出来了吗 - 等一下 Wow. Did I just come up with that? - Wait, wait, wait.
- 泰勒是女的啊 - 对啊 - Taylor's a woman? - Yeah...
我没说过吗 Did I not mention that?
你没有 No, you didn't.
好吧 她是女的 Okay. Well, yeah, she is.
那你在哪里认识这个女... 朋友的 And where did you meet this new girl... friend?
你怎么这么奇怪 I don't know why you're being so weird.
这又不是什么大事 It's not even a big deal.
我们去洛杉矶的飞机上认识的 We met on a flight to LA.
她也在异地恋 She's also in a long-distance relationship,
我们很有共鸣 就这样 and we bonded over it. That's it.
懂了 Got it.
只是 It's just...
你最近跟她聊得太多了 I mean, you've been texting her a lot lately
就好像喜欢上她了一样 like you do when you're really into someone.
不管怎样 你都是我认识的最好的人 Whatever. You know what? You're the best guy I know,
如果你觉得没什么 and if you think this is innocent,
那就这样吧 不说了 then it is. Alright? End of story.
这个家酿啤酒说是要花个六到八周 Now, this homebrew kit said it's gonna take 6 to 8 weeks,
不如我们直接去酒吧吧 so let's just go to the bar, huh?
说定了 It's settled.
我们下次见面的时候你给我唱《马卡丽娜》吧 You are singing me the Macarena the next time we see each other.
要不 下周六 Maybe... next Saturday?
我和朋友会一起去唱歌 你来吗 My friends and I are doing karaoke if you wanna come.
泰勒 抱歉 我觉得我们不应该再联系了 Taylor, I'm sorry. I don't think we should talk anymore.
没关系 No worries.
我能理解 I-I totally get it.
这蛋糕真好吃 Mm! This cake is delicious.
试一下丸子 用坚果做的 Try the balls. They're made of nuts.
简直天才 Genius!
她来了 怎么样啦 Oh hey, here she is. Hey, how'd it go?
我... I, um...
没说出口 couldn't go through with it.
怎么回事 What happened?
说不清 我正准备自我介绍 I don't know. I was about to introduce myself,
然后我发现他是大都会的粉丝 and then I realized that he's a Mets fan.
正常 确实很难接受 Fair. That's a brutal legacy to take on.
不是 我发现 No. I realized
他是大都会的粉丝只是 that him being a Mets fan is just
千千万万我不知道的关于他的事之一 one of a thousand things that I don't know about him,
要一一去了解他的事情 and catching up and learning all of those things,
还要告诉他我的每一件小怪事 and then having to tell him every little quirk about me,
我感觉太多了 I don't know. It felt like too much.
可能我们的相遇 And maybe it's just...
为时已晚 too late for us.
或者... Or...
只是今天不是个好日子呢 maybe today just wasn't the day.
- 是吧 - 完全正确 - You know? - Totally.
不只是这样 It's not just that.
就算我们把那些小事都一一补上 Even if we did get caught up on all the little things,
谁知道他会不会喜欢我呢 who knows if he would even like me?
小索 你爸爸一定会很爱你的 Soph, your dad is absolutely gonna love you.
只等你准备好 When you're ready.
是啊 Yeah.
等我准备好 When I am ready.
嗨 Hi.