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《小谢尔顿》前情提要 Previously on Young Sheldon...
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我联系了一个在海德堡大学 I reached out to a colleague who's doing
做暑期研究项目的同事 a summer research program at the University of Heidelberg,
我应该可以让你加入 and I think I can get you in.
范特斯蒂什 这是德语太棒了的意思 Fantastisch. That's German for fantastic.
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这是我的侄女 唐娅 This is my niece Tonya.
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翻译: 爱尔兰威士忌软糖 Coastline Gemma 大笼包
她会和咱们住在一起 She's staying with us.
- 嗨 米西 - 嗯 唐娅 - Hey, Missy. - Tonya.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
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校对： 二拾 压制： Summer445
- 溜出去 - 都干点什么 - Sneaking out. - So, what's the plan?
我这有半包烟和一瓶做饭用的雪莉酒 I got half a pack of cigarettes and a bottle of cooking sherry.
等我穿个衣服 Let me get dressed.
这样我们就能用爱因斯坦场方程式 This will allow us to calculate the speed of sound in the liquid
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算出液体中的音速 using the standard elements of the Einstein field equations.
只有密度变化很慢 The answer is only correct, of course,
答案才是对的 if the density changes slowly.
我们先来用热物理学的标准方程式 And to begin, we use the standard equations
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来简化这个答案 of thermal physics to simplify the answer...
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这 这是什么味 Wh-Wha-What am I smelling?
应该是我的德国泡菜和香肠 Oh, that might be my sauerkraut and knockwurst.
确实是 It is.
你为什么在我的课上吃德国泡菜 Why are you eating sauerkraut in my classroom?
我要让我的身体适应德国饮食 I'm acclimating my body to a Germanic meat-based diet.
非要在早上十一点吗 At 11:00 a.M.?
现在是海德堡的晚饭时间 It's dinnertime in Heidelberg.
我们可不在海德堡 We're not in Heidelberg.
但是这个夏天我就要去了 But I will be over the summer,
所以我要试着让我的生物钟 so I'm trying to adjust
适应那里的当地时间 my internal clock to the local time
这样我到了那边就不用倒时差了 so I can hit the ground running mitout jet lag.
如果没有打扰你用餐的话 I got to get back to my lecture,
我要继续上课了 if that doesn't interfere with your meal.
边吃饭边看节目 我喜欢 Oh, dinner and a show, I love it.
等等 能麻烦您 Although... would you be a lamb
帮我开一下这罐芥末吗 and open this jar of mustard for me?
不常有人这么说 但是... Here are two words you don't often hear...
有你是德国的福气 poor Germany.
小谢尔顿
第六季 第21集
- 嗨 -太好了你来了 - Hey. - Oh, good.
你能帮我去趟杂货店吗 Can you do me a favor and run to the grocery store?
东西清单在台子上 There's a list there on the island.
我也很高兴见到你 Nice to see you, too.
对不起 我要给谢利和我办护照 I'm sorry, I have to get passports for Shelly and me,
还要给家里备好生活用品 I've got to make sure that the house is stocked,
现在他又开始担心深静脉血栓 and now that he's read about deep-vein thrombosis,
我还得给他找飞机上穿的压缩袜 I have to find compression socks for the flight.
浓糖爆 这是什么 "Chicken boo-eh-lon"? What does that even mean?
浓汤宝 Bouillon.
是能化成汤的小方块 It's the tiny cubes that turn into soup.
就是汤块 So, the soup aisle?
对 There you go.
你还得去趟药店 And you also need to go to the drugstore.
- 为什么 - 米西需要点卫生用品 - For what? - Missy needs... some items.
我写在背面了 They're on the back of the list.
我看你压力是不是太大了 You know, you seem pretty stressed out
或许我替你去德国是不是更好 Maybe it'd be easier if I go to Germany.
你开玩笑呢 You got to be kidding.
这样更合理嘛 Well, it might make more sense.
我有暑假 I got the summer off...
而且你想想 啤酒和香肠 And, come on, beer and sausage?
我一辈子都梦寐以求的啊 I've been training for that my whole life.
也不是不行 Well, I guess that's a possibility.
就是随口一提 It's just a thought.
我先去杂货店 咱们回头再商量 I'll run to the grocery store, we can talk about this later.
你要去杂货店的话 If you're going to the grocery store,
还得买点锡纸 you should get more tinfoil.
你不会在做帽子吧 You're not making a hat, are you?
没有 我要把窗户遮住 No. I need it to black out my windows.
现在的海德堡是晚上 It's 10:00 P.M. In Heidelberg.
[德语]晚安 Gute Nacht.
锡纸 Tinfoil.
- 照顾她辛苦啦 - 没事的 - Hey, thanks for watching her. - No problem.
她是我做汉堡的小帮手呢 She's my little Hamburger Helper helper.
对不对呀 Ain't that right?
你这周末有安排吗 Hey, um, you got anything going on this weekend?
没什么安排 怎么了 Uh, not much. Why?
迎婴派对的时候有人送了我一张水疗券 Well, at the baby shower, I got a spa trip
我想着可以用了它 and I was thinking about using it.
我可以照看思思 I can watch CeeCee.
不是 那是张两人券 No, it's for two people.
我是想和你去 I thought maybe you and I could go.
- 一起吗 - 对呀 - Like together? - Yeah.
咱俩都该歇一歇了 You deserve a break as much as I do.
当然 可以 Sure, maybe.
你好像不是很愿意 Okay, you don't seem very excited.
男生去水疗干什么嘛 Well, what do guys do at spas?
女生干什么男生就干什么呀 The same thing that women do at spas.
女生都干什么 What do women do at spas?
我也不知道 就是水疗该干的吧 I don't know, spa stuff.
去了就知道了 Let's find out.
那孩子怎么办 Oh, what about the baby?
就一个晚上 康妮可以看着她 It's just one night, Connie can watch her.
好吧 如果她能看孩子 我就去 Okay, fine, if she says yes, then sure.
太好啦 Great. Oh!
我们可以早早上床 还可以午睡 We can go to bed early, we can nap...
还可以睡懒觉 we can sleep in.
好期待 Mm, exciting.
可不是吗 Tell me about it.
米西 你今天怎么样啊 So, Missy, how was your day?
谢尔顿好不容易不在 Sheldon's not here...
安静一会多好 let's just enjoy the silence.
- 嗯确实 - 不是的 - Mm, it is nice, isn't it? - No.
如果你觉得这样好 And if you think it's so nice,
那你为什么还想和他一起去德国待两个月 why do you want to spend two months with him in Germany?
不是妈妈去吗 I thought Mom was going.
我们还在商量 We're exploring our options.
我想过了 Well, I've been thinking about it.
你都环游过地球了 You've traveled the world.
我还没出过国呢 I've never left the country.
当兵不是去环游世界 The Army isn't "Traveling the world".
至少去过的地比我多吧 More than I've done.
- 我能投票吗 - 不行 - Do I get a vote? - No.
等会 你想投谁 Wait, what's your vote?
- 老妈 - 那你不能投 - Mom goes. - You don't get a vote.
而且 你都带他去过加州理工了 And... you got to visit Caltech with him.
参观校园可不等同于去欧洲两个月 Seeing a college campus ain't two months in Europe.
那我也没去啊 不是吗 I wouldn't know, would I?
玛丽 我勤勤恳恳付出了二十年了 Mary, I've worked my ass off for 20 years,
这是我应得的 I deserve this.
你说得对 我干的活都是毫无价值的呗 Right, because what I do is worthless.
你们能小声点吗 Will you keep it down?
我这里的时间是半夜 It's the middle of the night in here.
争着和他度过两个月的生活吗 Fighting over two months of that?
行吧 Okay...
我听说你和曼迪周末要出去玩 I hear you and Mandy are going away for the weekend.
是啊 除非你不介意照顾宝宝的话 Yeah, if you don't mind watching the baby.
我不介意 I don't mind.
你确定吗 You sure?
你可从来没有照顾她一整夜 You ain't ever watched her overnight before.
没事的 我俩都得频繁地半夜起床上厕所 It's fine, we both wake up a lot to pee.
好吧 你可以改变主意的 我不是必须外出的 Well, if you change your mind, I don't have to go.
你不想去吗 Do you not want to go?
不 我想去 No, I do.
是不是因为你担心在水疗中心 Is this 'cause it's a spa and you're worried about
一个男人为你按摩 getting a massage from a guy?
我本来没这个担心的 你一说我开始担心了 Well, I wasn't. But that ain't helping.
到底怎么了 What's going on?
我们只是从来没有离开宝宝 Well, we've just never been away from the baby
这么长时间 况且 this long before and...
还有呢 And... ?
我和曼迪从来没有单独呆在一起 Me and Mandy have never been away alone together.
你担心会破坏了你和她的关系 You worried you're gonna blow it with her?
不是 No.
别再让我担心新的问题了 Quit making me worry about new things!
尽管在梅德福还是午夜时分 It may have been midnight in Medford,
但是在海德堡 已经是清晨了 but it was morning in Heidelberg...
正是完美的早餐时间 the perfect time to enjoy a hearty breakfast
享用丰盛的德国猪肝肠配黑麦粗面包 of leberwurst on pumpernickel.
用德语怎么说 呕 How do you say blech in German?
不用百度了 I'll save you from googling.
德语是埃可铃 不用谢 It's eklig. You're welcome.
你去哪了 Where were you?
你怎么起来了 睡觉去 Why are you up? Go back to bed.
我正在享用令人作呕的德国正宗早餐 I was enjoying a revolting German breakfast.
你的理由是什么呢 What's your excuse?
不关你的事 It's none of your business.
作为你的哥哥 你的安全正是我的事 As your brother, your safety is my business.
我和我的朋友唐娅出来玩了 不是什么大事 I met my friend Tonya, it's not a big deal.
你身上有烟味 You smell like cigarettes.
没有 No, I don't.
那我们来问问其他人 我去把妈妈叫过来 Perhaps a second opinion, I'll get Mom.
谢尔顿 别走 你想一下 Sheldon, stop and think.
如果我闯祸了 If I get in trouble,
那爸爸和妈妈谁都不会想去德国 neither Mom or Dad is gonna want to leave me
留我一个人在家 and go to Germany.
如果他们不去德国 你也去不了 And if they don't go, you don't go.
但是我必须去 But I have to go.
那你只能忘了这件事 Then you need to forget this happened.
我忘不了 我能记住所有事情 I can't forget this happened... I remember everything.
将来等你老了 成了一个籍籍无名的科学家 Then when you're old and not a famous scientist,
你将想起这一刻就是你失败人生的转折 you'll remember this is the moment you blew it.
怎么样 你打算怎么做 Well? What's it gonna be?
我打算去把牙齿里肝脏清理一下 I'm going to brush the liver out of my teeth
再仔细琢磨一下怎么办 and mull this over.
我当时处于道德困境中 I was presented with a moral dilemma.
包庇米西 保护我的行程 Cover for Missy and protect my trip,
或者告发米西 问心无愧 or sing like a canary and spend a muggy summer in Texas
在德州度过一个闷热潮湿的暑假 with my clean conscience.
谢尔顿 出了什么事了吗 Sheldon, everything okay?
是啊 谢尔顿 出了什么事了吗 Yeah, Sheldon, is everything okay?
一切都好 Everything is okay.
他在唱哪出 What was that about?
我不知道 我刚醒 I don't know. I just woke up.
乔治真的想去德国吗 So, George really wants to go to Germany?
是啊 他觉得旅途会非常轻松 Yeah, he thinks it'll be a vacation.
因为谢尔顿最爱的两件事 Because the two things that Sheldon loves are
是变化和陌生人 change and new people.
- 你懂的 - 那你俩到底谁去 - Thank you. - So, which one of you is gonna go?
还在讨论中 We're still discussing it.
- 所以是你去 - 没错 - So, you? - Mm-hmm.
- 她睡了吗 - 终于哄睡了 - Did y'all get her down? - Yeah. Finally.
我们准备在她醒来前出门 We're gonna head out before she wakes up.
你们能一起享受美好时光 I am so glad you two are spending
我真替你们高兴 some quality time together.
- 妈妈 - 她说得没错 我们应得的 - Mom. - No, she's right, I mean, we earned it.
我并不喜欢你们共住一个酒店房间 但是 I don't love that you're gonna share a hotel room, but...
- 妈妈 - 你还没结婚 - Mom. - Well, you're not married.
- 妈妈 - 别说了 - Mom. - Stop.
我说完了 I'm done.
她没说完 快跑 She's not. Run.
- 回见 - 拜拜 - See ya. - Bye.
你知道你确实没说完 Well, you know you weren't.
好了 Okay.
根据这个测试 你的电视角色男友是 According to this quiz, your TV boyfriend is...
巴特·辛普森 Bart Simpson.
他甚至都不是真人 He's not even real.
没关系啊 That doesn't matter.
我一直想嫁给阿福呢 I still think about marrying Alf.
看她们在那里玩得不亦乐乎 Look at them over there.
她们逃过了一次犯罪 They got away with one transgression,
显然她们在计划着下一次犯罪 and now they were clearly plotting their next.
好了 我们偷偷跑出来没有被发现 All right, we got away with sneaking out.
接下来要做什么 What should we do now?
我建议我们去抢商场 I say we rob the mall.
我也是这么想的 You read my mind.
我们先去掠夺鞋店 We hit the shoe store first
下一站化妆品店 and then the makeup store.
真聪明 Smart.
这些确实是我们女孩子喜欢的店 Those are the things we girls like.
你还好吗 You okay?
怎么了 Huh? What?
你看起来有点分神 You look a little distracted.
没有 我能因为什么而分神呢 No, what would I be distracted about?
你马上要去德国了 Eh, you got Germany coming up.
会感到一点紧张 Makes sense to be a little nervous.
- 确实合理 - 是啊 - That does make sense. - Yeah.
还记得我们坐飞机去帕萨迪纳时 Remember how scared you got
你有多紧张吗 when we flew to Pasadena?
但是我们挺过去了 But we got through it.
父子齐心 Together.
确实 We did.
德国可远多了 Germany's way further than that.
你妈妈从来没坐过那么久的飞机 Your mom's never been on a flight that long before.
我坐过 I have.
我在军队的时候坐过 When I was in the Army.
为国而战 Fighting for our country.
你不是车辆调配厂的兵吗 Weren't you in the motor pool?
我就是说 如果你妈紧张了 I'm just saying, if your mom gets nervous,
就得你来安抚她 you might be the one calming her down.
可向来是她安抚我的 But that's what she does for me.
她会尽力的 Well, I'm sure she'll do her best.
但如果她不行 飞机上可有很多陌生人呢 But if she can't, there's lots of strangers on the plane.
你可以随便抓一个人的手 You can hold one of their hands.
感谢你特意来一趟 Hey, thanks for coming.
我可不会放过免费午餐 Ah, I'm not gonna pass on a free lunch.
我又不是傻子 做了啥菜 I'm no dummy. What you making?
鸡肉沙拉 Chicken salad.
这个味道是对的吗 Is it supposed to smell like that?
什么 What?
是宝宝 Oh, it's the baby.
是啊 可人们还是生个不停 Uh, yeah, and people keep having them.
不明白他们怎么想的 I don't get it.
你能给她换一下吗 我得把这个弄完 Could you change her and let me finish up here?
换什么 How do you mean?
拿个新尿布 给她的屁屁换上 I mean, like, go get a new diaper and put it on her.
不了 谢谢 No, thanks.
别幼稚 快给她换 Don't you be a baby. Go and change her.
我的第一个尿布必须是给我自己换的 The first diaper I change is gonna be my own.
你没换过尿布吗 You've never changed a diaper?
一次也没换过 Not a one.
你有孩子啊 还有孙子孙女 You have kids. And grandkids.
你是怎么做到从没换过尿布的 How did you get away with never changing a diaper?
确实不容易做到 It wasn't easy.
但只要这件事对你很重要 When there's something important to you,
你总能找到办法 you find a way.
或许我们可以在你家过夜 Maybe we can do a sleepover at your place.
为什么不能在这里 Why can't we do it here?
米西 Missy.
这就是为什么 That's why.
走开 Go away.
为什么 你的葫芦里又在卖什么药 Why? What secret plot are you hatching now?
他什么毛病 What's wrong with him?
浑身都是毛病 Literally, everything.
米西 Missy.
- 他会出卖我们吗 - 不会 - Is he gonna rat us out? - No.
他虽然很聪明 但也很蠢 看好了 He's really smart but also really dumb. Watch.
进来吧 谢尔顿 Come in, Sheldon.
- 干嘛 - 我一直在研究德国历史 - What? - I've been reading up on German history
我发现对违规行为采取绥靖政策 and I've realized that appeasement
会导致更严重的滑坡效应 in the face of rule-breaking is a slippery slope.
就把你溜出家门的行为 Let's say that sneaking out was
比作"占领苏台德地区"吧 your "Occupying the Sudetenland".
那你"入侵波兰"会是什么对应的行为 What's your "Invasion of Poland" Going to be?
明白了 I see it.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
如果你不让我向爸妈告发你 If I can't tell Mom and Dad on you,
那你就需要向我保证 在我离开期间 then I need you to promise you won't break
你不能再有其它违规行为 any more rules while I'm away.
行吧 我保证 你走吧 Fine, I promise. Now get out.
太好了 Excellent.
慢着 我怎么知道你是不是真心的 Wait, how do I know you meant that?
也许她应该保证她说的是实话 Maybe she should promise she was telling the truth.
我喜欢 I like that.
我保证我说的是实话 I promise I was telling the truth.
慢着 如果你的第一个保证是假话 Wait, if you were lying about the first promise,
那我怎么知道你的第二个保证是真是假 how do I know you weren't lying about the second promise?
我保证我没说谎 I promise I wasn't.
他好像被你搞疯了 I think you broke him.
不 他会回来的 No, he'll be back.
我会的 I will.
你看 Look at this.
- 不错 - 别装了 - Nice. - Oh, come on.
你住在车库里 You live in a garage.
这一定是你这辈子见过的最好的房间 This is the nicest room you've ever seen in your life.
我说了挺不错的 I said it was nice.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你必须感受一下这张床 我都不想下床了 You have to feel this bed. I may never leave.
是啊 确实很舒服 Yeah, that's something.
- 很软 - 行了 - Soft. - Okay.
你怎么回事 你是不想在这里吗 What is going on? Do you not want to be here?
什么 我不是来了吗 What? I'm here.
按个摩就这么让你不安吗 Are you that worried about the massage?
其实你也不是非要按的 You know, you don't have to get one.
不是因为按摩 It ain't the massage.
好吧 有一点点是因为按摩 Well, it's a little the massage.
他们不会摸我的屁股吧 They ain't gonna touch my butt, are they?
当然 我订的是情侣双屁套餐 Oh, yes. I ordered the couples' butt massage.
我还多给了钱呢 I paid extra for it.
- 真的吗 - 假的 呆瓜 - Really? - No, dummy.
算了吧 Oh, forget it.
我以为你希望这样 I thought this is what you wanted...
二人世界 us together.
本来是这么想的 I did.
本来 那怎么又不这么想了 You did. What changed?
现在不一样了 It's just different now.
什么就"不一样"了 What's "Different" About it?
您好 您预定了上门情侣按摩服务 Hi. I have you booked for an in-room couples' massage.
现在不行 Now's not a good time.
去你的 我要好好享受按摩 Screw you. I'm getting a massage.
行吧 但我的裤子绝不能脱 Fine. But I'm keeping my jeans on.
很好 Great.
是这样 我在想... Look, I've been thinking...
我们一直把这趟旅程当作自己的 we've been making this trip about us,
但重要的应该是谢尔顿的想法 and it should really be about Sheldon.
我同意 I agree.
所以 他有权利发表想和谁去的意见 So... maybe he should have some say in who goes with him.
为什么 你和他说了什么 Why? What've you been telling him?
- 没说什么 - 乔治 - Nothing. - George.
他就是提了一嘴 坐飞机让他有些紧张 He might've mentioned he was nervous about the flight,
而我们去加州那次 我很好地安抚了他 and how great I handled it when we flew to California,
所以... so...
是他提了一嘴 还是你提的 Did he mention it or did you mention it?
这个很难说 It's tough to say, really.
你简直离谱 You are unbelievable.
谢尔顿 你爸都和你说了什么 Sheldon, what has your father been telling you
- 关于去德国的事 - 什么 - about Germany? - What?
别这样 玛丽 Come on, Mary,
别把娃搞迷糊了 don't try to confuse the kid.
我很迷糊 I'm confused.
这是他的选择 It's his choice.
我选择什么 What's my choice?
你想和谁一起去德国 Who you want to go to Germany with you.
简直不敢相信你竟然让他左右为难 I can't believe you're putting him in the middle.
我这不是让他左右为难 I'm not putting him in the middle,
我是把他当作是个负责的成年人 I'm treating him like the responsible adult that he is.
米西最近晚上会偷跑出去 Missy's been sneaking out of the house at night
我很担心她要去商场抢劫 and I'm worried she's going to rob a mall.
我也觉得她在抽烟 I also think she's smoking.
- 偷跑出去 你去哪了 - 没去哪儿 - Sneaking out of the house? Where did you go? - Nowhere.
你做了什么 What were you doing?
没什么 Nothing.
你肯定去了什么地方 做了什么事情 Well, you went somewhere and did something.
唐娅 你有什么要说的吗 Tonya, do you have anything to say?
没有 No.
你为什么相信谢尔顿而不信我呢 Why do you believe Sheldon and not me?
因为他是个好孩子 而你偷了我的车 Because he's a Goody Two-shoes and you stole my truck!
好吧 Fine.
我们偷跑出去 但只是逛逛而已 We snuck out, but we just walked around.
谢尔顿说你在抽烟 Sheldon said you were smoking.
我们意识到这是个不好的习惯 And we learned it's a disgusting habit.
我已经吸取教训了 I know I learned my lesson.
够了 That's enough.
请进 Come in.
玛丽 乔治 谢谢你们打电话给我 Mary, George, thank you for the call.
唐娅 给库珀叔叔阿姨道歉 Tonya, apologize to the Coopers.
对不起 Sorry.
你会后悔的 Oh, you're gonna be.
我们去诺亚方舟亲子动物园的旅行 取消了 Our trip to the Noah's Ark petting zoo, that's off.
反正我年龄也大了 不适合去了 I'm too old for that anyway.
很遗憾 没想到十四岁太老了 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize 14 was too old
就不能摸两种宠物了 to pet two of many kinds of animals.
走吧 Come on.
你爸妈马上会接到电话 Your parents are getting a phone call.
好极了 也许他们会让我 Great, maybe they'll send me to
去另一个有趣的叔叔家 live with my fun uncle.
杰瑞才不有趣 他在戒毒所关着呢 Jerry is not fun, and he's in rehab.
但愿你暑期没什么计划 I hope you don't have any plans for the summer,
因为你得待在家里 不能出门 because you're not leaving the house.
有三个月呢 That's like three months.
你想持续到圣诞节吗 Oh, you want to make it Christmas?
随便 Whatever.
反正在这个鬼地方也没什么玩的 There's nothing to do in this stupid town anyway.
有希望我们一起去德国吗 Any chance we can both go to Germany?
你这里太紧绷了 Oh, you are holding a lot of tension in here.
真是不知道为啥呢 Huh, I wonder why.
我的肌肉紧绷吗 我肯定很紧绷 Do I feel tense? Oh, I bet I feel tense.
你确实有一点紧绷 You are a little tense.
真是不知道为啥呢 Huh, I wonder why.
每天饮水量足够吗 Have you been drinking enough water?
因为这经常会... Because often when...
- 不是因为这个 - 是啊 - No, that ain't it. - No.
都是我的错 邀请他来个浪漫之旅 It's my fault, for inviting him on a romantic getaway.
- 就是你的错 - 等下... - It is your fault. - Oh, one sec...
就是这里了 Really get in there.
舒服 Oh... yeah.
我刚刚说到哪儿了 Okay, where was I?
你总是这样 表现得很喜欢我似的 This is what you do... you act all into me,
然后你就变得古怪 再把我推开 then you get weird and push me away.
不是那样的 Okay, that's not true.
就是的 你跟我上床 Yes, it is. You sleep with me,
之后你让我跟其他人约会 then you tell me to date other people.
我向你求婚 你不愿意 I ask you to marry me, you say no.
这次怎么会不一样了 Why is this time gonna be any different?
我不知道 也许我现在准备好了 I-I don't know. Maybe I'm ready now.
"也许" "Maybe"?
是的 Yeah.
听着 Look.
我们相处得很好 We're gettin' along,
在照顾思思时也配合得很好 we're a good team with CeeCee...
也许我不想为了一句"也许"冒险失去这些 Maybe I don't want to risk that on a maybe.
好 如果你不想试试 那你为什么要来这儿 Okay, if you don't want to try, why did you even come here?
我不想拒绝 把气氛搞尴尬 Well, I didn't want to say no and make things weird.
那你成功搞砸了 Oh, well, you nailed it.
- 米西 - 走开 - Missy? - Go away.
我知道你很生气 I know you're angry
但我是真心担心你 but I was genuinely worried about you.
我知道我们有分歧 但... I realize we have our differences, but...
如果你有什么不好的事情发生 I would never be able to forgive myself
我永远没办法原谅我自己 if anything bad happened to you.
我恨你 I hate you.
我要给思思洗澡了 I'm gonna give CeeCee a bath.
- 你想帮忙吗 - 不了 - Do you want to help? - Nah, I'm good.
让我猜猜 Let me guess...
你也从来没给婴儿洗过澡 you've never given a baby a bath either.
那时候不一样 It was a different time.
你敢说你丈夫都做过那些事吗 You gonna tell me your husband did all that stuff?
没怎么做过 Not really.
你看 你就喜欢这样的 Eh, you see? Look, you got a type.
可现在已经不是五十年代了 Well, it's not the '50s anymore.
我会给她洗澡 你要来帮忙 I'm gonna give her a bath and you're gonna help.
行吧 Fine.
之后你来换尿不湿 And afterward, you're gonna change her diaper.
我怀念五十年代 Ah, man, I miss the '50s.
- 你说什么 - 没啥 我来了 - What was that? - Nothing, I'm coming.
别激动 Whoa, take it easy,
那条毛巾又没有偷跑出去 that towel didn't sneak out of the house.
你怎么还有心情开玩笑呢 How can you make a joke?
对不起 Sorry.
我不知道该做些什么 I don't know what else to do.
我们都在家里 她还能偷跑出去 We were both here and she snuck out.
如果我们俩只剩一个人 What's gonna stop her from running wild
那还有什么能阻止她出去野呢 if it's just one of us?
你是说我们俩都不应该去德国吗 Oh, so you're saying neither of us should go to Germany?
我不知道 I don't know.
我不想谢尔顿受牵连 但我很担心米西 I don't want to punish Sheldon, but I'm worried about Missy.
我也是 I am, too.
但我觉得你应该去 But I think you should go.
- 你这么想吗 - 我暑期休息 - You do? - I got the summer off.
我可以全天候管教她 My full-time job can be keeping her in line.
你确定你能搞定她吗 You sure you're up for that?
玛丽 我是个橄榄球教练 Mary, I'm a football coach.
我能对付一个十三岁女孩 I can handle a 13-year-old girl.
那个暑假 米西偷跑出去三十二次 Missy snuck out 32 times that summer,
还给肚脐穿了孔 and got her belly button pierced.
可怜的老爸什么都不知道 The poor guy had no idea.
行 结婚吧 All right, let's get married.
什么 What?
你觉得我不认真 但是我是真的很投入 You think I'm not all in, but I am.
好吧 我也是 Okay. I am, too.
好吧 Okay.
所以我们真的要这么做吗 So, we're really doing this?
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