行了吗？ Yeah?
不行，坐好了，态度郑重一点 (Barry) No, sit properly like you're gonna mean it,
郑重一点 like you mean it.
别这样，瓦伊，认真点 No, Waj, don't muck about.
电池快没了，坐… Cos the battery's gonna go. Sit...
谁不认真了啊，巴里，我没有不认真 Who's mucking about, Barry? I'm not mucking about.
你不能那么坐 Well, you can't sit like that.
他的坐法又怎么样了嘛，巴里？ What's wrong with how he's sitting, Barry?
过来看看，他这样坐不对 (Barry) Come and have a look. It's wrong.
没什么不对的啊 There's nothing wrong with it.
- 没说你！ - 我看看 - (Barry) Not you! - (Waj) Show me.
不行！好，你看什么？ (Barry) No! Right, what are you loolking at?
什么都没有 There's nothing there.
对，什么都没有，过去坐下 No, there's nothing there. Go and sit down.
- 你看不到你自己的，你这个笨蛋！ - 我以为你录下来了呢 - You can't see yourself, you mug! - (Waj) I thought you were recording it.
好了，坐下，坐下 (Barry) Right, sit, sit.
- 费萨尔，走开 - 我好了，我好了 - Faisal, go away. - I'm ready, I'm ready.
- 好了 - 瓦伊，脸放松 - (Barry) All right. - Waj, just relax your face.
集中精力，说出你要说的话，好好说 Focus on what you're going to say. Get on with it.
- 趁还有电池，开始 - 一，二… - Go, before the battery goes. - (Omar) One, two...
三…开始！ Three... action!
听好了，你们这些没信仰的非信徒 Ey up, you unbelieving kuffar bastards.
- 我要把你们变成烤豆… - 不行，不行，不行 - I'm gonna turn you baked beans... - (Barry) No, no, no.
- 怎么了？ - 那枪怎么回事? - What? - What's with the gun?
- 是复制品，伙计 - 干嘛用的？过家家啊？ - Proper replica, man. - What for? Action Man?
AK-47的复制品 Replica AK-47.
- 这太小了 - 不会太小的，兄弟 - It's too small, man. - Not too small, brother.
- 我的手 - 瓦伊… - My hands. - Waj...
手很大 Big hands.
拿着那把枪不行 He can't do it with that gun.
闭嘴，巴里，别拿枪试试看，继续 Shut up, Barry. Try it without, our kid, and let's go.
这枪太小了，真的 It's too small, believe me.
我靠近摄像机一点，会变大一点 I'll hold it near the camera. That'll bigger it.
- 会怎么着？ - 会变大 - That'll what? - That'll bigger it.
- 行了 - 开始 - (Waj) Yeah. - (Omar) Go now.
听好了，你们这些没信仰的非信徒 Ey up, you unbelieving kuffar bastards.
不行，不行，不行 这太愚蠢了 (Barry) No, no, no! This is absolutely stupid.
这些是花絮，会被剪掉的 These are the outtakes. You know, the bloopers.
- 他看着不错 - 今天敲响了警钟 - He looks good. - (Omar) Today is a wake-up call.
今天给你机会，让看看镜子里的自己 Today is an opportunity for you to look in the mirror
重新审视西方帝国主义文化 at western imperialist culture.
肤浅的物质主义 Superficial materialism
在麦当劳这座资本主义教堂里终结 ends at the capitalist church of McDonald's.
该死的白痴 Flipping idiots.
就像你吃了个巨无霸，量明显不够多 It's as though you just had a Big Mac, completely oblivious to the amount...
完全该死的白痴 Complete flipping idiots.
你本该去鸡农舍餐厅 那里有伊斯兰教合法食物 You could've gone Chicken Cottage, proper halal,
特价桶6.99英镑 bargain bucket ¡ê6.99.
- 你说什么啊？ - 我在说鸡农舍餐厅 - What are you talking about? - I'm talking about Chicken Cottage.
- 这个时候真不该说这个 - 你的部分还是很好的，爸爸 - There's one where he doesn't say that. - Your bit's good, Dad.
把盒子拿掉 (Barry) Take the box off.
我不能露脸，会被人认出来 I can't show my face cos it's an image.
不能露脸 And images aren't allowed.
知道吗，这全都不能用 You know what? They're all bloopers.
把盒子拿掉 (Barry) Take the box off.
如果在训练营也这样，我该怎么办？ What am I going to do if he does that at the camp?
费萨尔叔叔这样能去巴基斯坦了吗？ Is Uncle Faisal ready to go to Pakistan?
不能在脑袋上顶个盒子拍圣战视频 (Barry) You can't do your jihadi video with a box on your head.
绝对不行 No way.
四头狮子
周末跑了23公里 Ran 23K on the weekend.
周六早上6公里 6K Saturday morning.
吃了顿简单的中饭 小食加一个中等大小苹果 Had a light lunch: Snack-a-Jacks and a medium apple.
下午跑了5公里，刚吃完饭，所以… 5K in the afternoon, cos obviously it was after lunch, so...
周日也一样 Same again Sunday.
下午才跑了4公里，因为吃了点烤肉 Although in the afternoon I only did 4K cos I'd had a roast.
本来可以跑更多的，可开始失去平衡 Would've gone further, you know, but I started to run a bit lopsided.
我不是想说我右腿的坏话 可我的左腿真的更强壮 I'm not slagging my right leg off, but my left leg is definitely stronger.
我觉得左腿更努力一点 I think lefty just wants it more, you know.
右腿的骨头有点懒散 Right leg's bone idle.
就等着左腿来努力 He'll just wait there, let lefty pick up the slack.
还没反应过来，就已经开始跑曲线了 Before you know it, you're running in curves.
我得下定决心了 I'm going to have to put my foot down, you know.
让他明白谁是老板，对，知道我什么意思吗？ Really show him who's boss. Yeah. Know what I mean?
你知道人是可以跟腿沟通的，是吗？ You do know you can talk to your legs, don't you?
- 我明天要请假 - 什么？ - I need tomorrow off. - What?
我明天要请假，之后两周也不来了 I need tomorrow off, and the two weeks after that.
天哪，我还以为 你对这份工作很认真，奥马尔 Jesus, I thought you were serious about this job, Omar.
我得去巴基斯坦参加婚礼 I've got to go to a wedding in Pakistan.
你得问问你自己，五年后你会在哪里 You've got to ask yourself where you'll be in five years' time.
- 是突发事件 - 什么，突发的婚礼？ - It's an emergency. - What, an emergency wedding?
因为怀孕了才举行的婚礼吗？ Like a shotgun wedding?
对，因为怀孕了才举行的婚礼 Like a shotgun wedding, yeah.
好 Right.
嗯，我得看看值班表 Well, I'll have a look at the rota.
即使没电池，联邦政府也能追踪你的电话 (Barry) The Feds can track your phone even if the battery's out.
- 真的吗？ - 真的，你在地下，他们也能找到你 - (Faisal) Really? - Really. They can see you underground.
你不在那里，他们也能看到你吗？ (Waj) Can they see you if you're not there?
那里是哪里？ (Barry) Where's there?
我不知道 (Waj) I don't know.
你无处可逃的，瓦伊 They can see you everywhere, Waj.
他们通过摄像头来看我们吗？ (Faisal) Are they looking at us through cameras?
- 航空摄像头，对 - 可是… - Space cameras, yes. - But...
我爸说我不应该上镜头，这是禁忌 My dad says I'm not supposed to be on camera. It's haram.
我没有对你爸不敬，但是我还要说 费萨尔，你爸爸连报纸都吃 With the greatest of respect, Faisal, your dad eats newspaper.
- 现在不吃了，他吃飞蛾 - 没错，兄弟 - Not any more. He eats moths. - Exactly, bro.
听着，反追踪的方法很简单 Look, the way to stop the Feds tracking you is very simple.
吃了电话卡，把电话卡拿出来 You eat your SIM card. Get your SIM cards out.
把电话卡拿下来，然后…明白吗？ You remove the SIM card and... Yes?
- 我能煮了再吃吗？ - 不行，必须生吃，像这样 - Can I cook mine? - No. You must eat it raw, like this.
干得好 Good boys.
愿你们安好，伙计们 Salaam, lads.
愿你安好 Malaikum asalaam.
我们在吃电话卡 - Right. - We re eating our SIM cards.
反监视 Anti-surveillance.
巴里，吞进肚子里还是会被监视的 You know they still work inside you, Barry.
- 是吗？ - 他们还是能追踪这些电话卡的 - Eh? - They can still track them inside you.
这在巴基斯坦可没好处 That's not going to be very helpful in Pakistan.
- 什么？ - 巴基斯坦 - What? - In Pakistan.
听从召唤，兄弟 Answered the call, bro.
- 什么召唤？ - 训练营 - What call? - Training camp.
我们要去受训了 We re upgrading.
我们要去了 We re going.
为什么你收到召唤？为什么我没有收到召唤？ Why did you get the call? Why didn't I get the call?
上次我查过了，你没有叔叔在巴基斯坦 You don't have an uncle in Pakistan last time I checked.
你有叔叔在福克斯通 他们在福克斯通有训练营吗？ You got an uncle in Folkestone. Are there any training camps in Follkstone?
我们为什么需要参加训练营？ 我们已经准备好了 Why do we need a training camp, anyway? We re primed.
我们不需要上山参加训练营 去学怎么装导火线 We don't need some tramp up a mountain, telling us to set a fuse.
我们不需要什么巴基斯坦人 来教我们什么时候可以行动 We don't need some Paki Steptoe telling us when to go.
你说得对，巴里，我们随时都可以行动 You re right, Barry. We can go whenever we want.
没错，随时都可以，兄弟 Exactly. Whenever we want, bro.
嗯，如果你想成为可悲、孤独的 身穿双排扣外套的黑手党蠢蛋的话 Yeah, if you want to be some kind of sad loner trenchcoat mafia twazzock.
你什么意思？ What do you mean?
我的意思是，你可以成为愚蠢疯狂的穆斯林 What I mean is, you can either be a stupid nutter Muslim
在星期五餐厅的卫生间里 把一整袋钉子炸进自己的肠子里 who blows a bag full of nails into his own guts at a toilet at TGI s,
或者你可以成为穆斯林游击队的战士 or you can be a proper soldier in the Mujahideen.
- 我已经是穆斯林游击队的了 - 不，你没有，兄弟 - I m already in the Mujahideen. - No, you re not, bro.
你得先加入军队 No, not until you join the army
举起剑 and hold the sword
拿剑指天，听从命令 and touch the sky - proper chain of command,
一举升天 right to the very top.
- 好吧，我去 - 噢，现在你想巴基斯坦人来教你了？ - All right, I m coming. - Oh, you want Paki Steptoe now?
我是这里最具基地组织特征的人 Listen, I am the most Al Qaeda one here.
想想我们大家，想想我们要做的事 Think of the group. Think of what we re trying to do.
你最好能待在这里，兄弟 It's best you stay here, bro.
你是个负担，会拖大家后腿 You re a liability and you re a loose cannon.
胡说八道，我不是负担 Bollocks, I m a liability.
我是隐形的圣战战士 I am the invisible Jihadi.
他们以为他在这里，以为他在那里 They seek him here, they seek him there.
不过他都不在，他在炸死你的婊子妹妹 But he s not there, he s blowing up your slag sister.
- 隐形的？ - 对 - Invisible? - Yeah.
就像上次一样，你都上当地新闻了 烤了个双子塔形状的蛋糕 Like the time you got on the local news for baking a Twin Towers cake
然后放在犹太教堂里 and leaving it at the synagogue on 9/11?
那是计划的一部分 That is part of the plan.
最危险的地方最安全，你这个蠢蛋 Hide in plain sight, you mug.
我要去 And I am coming!
兄弟你得明白，如果我不跟你去巴基斯坦 You realise, if I don't come with you to Pakistan, bro,
伊斯兰就完了 Islam is finished.
听着，兄弟，我们让你跟着来 你得控制你自己 Listen, bro, we need you over here to keep a lid on things.
如果我没跟来呢？ So what if I m not here?
我已经买了机票，反正也会跟着来的 Cos I ve bought a ticket at the airport to come with you anyways.
你要一起吗，费萨尔？ You want to come, Fess?
好，只是…我爸爸能看到不存在的东西 Yeah, it's just... my dad is seeing creatures that's not there.
- 所以他要待在这里，兄弟 - 巴里，听着 - So he will keep it ticking over here, bro. - Barry, listen.
- 如果你能回答这个问题，你就能来 - 好的 - If you answer this question, you can come. - All right.
你的乌尔都语怎么样，臭猴子 (Spealks Urdu)
- 别跟我胡闹，伙计！ - Don't fuck with me, man! - (Spealks Urdu)
不要跟阿兹曼·艾尔不列颠尼胡闹！ Don't fuck with Azzam al Britani!
巴里，你想干嘛？ (Omar) Barry, what are you doing?
巴里，别发疯 Barry, this is crazy.
- 巴里，你干嘛？ - 好了，如果我不能去，就没人能去成 - Barry, what are you doing? - Right, if I m not going, no one is.
吐出来 Spit it out.
被他吞下去了 (Waj) It's gone down his neck.
好，把他捆起来 Right, frog him.
- 把他捆到后面去 - 奥马尔，我们说好的，不能捆我 - Frog him in the back. - Omar, we agreed, no frogging.
那是你吞掉钥匙之前的事 每次都逼得我捆你 That was before you swallowed the key. Every time I've had to frog you.
- 听着，我们… - 快点，快点 - (Barry) Listen, we... - (Waj) Come on. Come on.
说好不能捆我的！ We said no frogging!
你要被抓到怎么办，我不会跟着你们死的 What if you get caught? I'm not going down.
因为你不能承受在膝盖骨上打洞 Just cos you can't take a drill in the kneecap.
他们会轻而易举地打趴你 They'll crack you like babies fingers.
你们会给你灌伟哥，让你去干狗 They'll pump you full of Viagra, make you fuck a dog.
想象力真丰富，巴里 (Waj) Good prattle, Barry.
他们会把你们放上视频网站 You'll end up on YouTube, blowing Lassie in a ditch.
他们会让我去干狗吗，奥马尔兄弟？ Are they gonna make me fuck a dog out there, brother Omar?
我叔叔在那里有关系 My uncle's connected out there.
我们只会在抢武器的时候遇到警察 Only time we re going to see cops is for weapons upgrade.
好吧，奥马尔，我让你去巴基斯坦 All right, Omar, I m letting you go to Pakistan.
我的队伍待在这里 My unit stays here.
- 不过我的队伍是主力队伍 - 巴里，闭嘴 - But my unit's the main unit. - Barry, shut up, mate.
我跟你说，你的脑子可能是不是短路 Because I tell you, your little brain cell might go off now and again,
不过如果你再敢动一下 but if your hands even go to move
再敢建立汀斯利伊斯兰州 and you try setting up the Islamic state of Tinsley again,
去参加大学讲座，胡说八道 going to university lectures, opening your big mouth,
从亚马逊网买硝酸银 buying some more silver nitrate from Amazon,
我就砍死你 I'm gonna rip your plugs out.
你又不在这里，你做不到的 Not if you re not here, you won't.
他看上去很蠢啊 He looks so stupid.
不会的，叔叔 No, Uncle.
那是要在陷阱里把这玩意儿放进去吗 So what in a prostitute's howling trap is this?
这是我的祈祷熊，他为我做祈祷 It's my prayer bear. He does my prayers.
奉真主之名… In the name of Allah...
我们去哪里？ Which way are we going?
好了，到了 All right. OK.
他对这些兔子做什么了，兄弟？ What the fuck's he done to his rabbits, bro?
这些不是兔子，兄弟，是鸡 They re not rabbits, bro. They re chiclkens.
他们就是兔子 They re fucking rabbits.
兄弟，如果是兔子的话，怎么没耳朵？ Bro, if they re rabbits, where are their ears?
我就是这个意思 That's what I'm saying.
去清真寺的骆驼 The camel that went to the mousque
你会杀了他吗？ Would you kill him?
什么？ What?
他一无是处，你会杀了他吗？ He's an ass.Would you kill him?
他说什么？ (Waj) What's he saying?
我在问他，他会不会杀了你？ I m asking, would he kill you?
收拾东西 Pack up.
如果你们给我惹麻烦 If you make me trouble...
我就把你们的嘴缝成屎袋 I'll stitch your gobs to a shit pipe.
愿你们安好 Peace be with you.
愿你安好 (Waj) Alaylkum salaam.
- 那你会杀了我吗？ - 当然不会 - Would you kill me, then? - No, of course not.
走吧 Come on.
我会杀你的，兄弟 I'd kill you, bro.
是吗？ Would you?
- 对 - 好，很好 - Yeah. - Right, good.
因为我会杀了你 Cos I would kill you, bro.
兄弟，说真的，我会杀了你 Bro, seriously, I'd kill you.
我当然会杀了你 of Course I would.
嗯，我会的，我会轻而易举杀了你 Aye, I would. I d kill you like that.
- 该死的，伙子，真的吗？ - 对，当然是真的 - Flipping heck, man. Would you? - Yeah, of course.
我刚才是开玩笑的，兄弟 I sort of thought I were joking a bit there, bro.
我们是战士，兄弟，必须服从命令 We re soldiers, bro. Whatever's asked, you do it.
要做对的事 You do the right thing.
对吗？ Right?
- 听懂了吗？ - 懂了 - Are you with me? - Yeah.
这是生活，不是吗？这不过是生活 那是什么？什么都不是 It's life, isn't it? It's just life. What is that? It's nothing.
就像在奥尔顿塔主题公园排队一样 It's like being stuck in the queue at Alton Towers.
你想一直排着还是想去玩那些游戏？ Do you want to be in the queues or do you want to be on the rides?
你想去玩游戏，不是吗？ 你想去坐过山车，想去玩跳楼机 You want to be on the rides, don't you? You want to be on Nemesis, Oblivion.
橡皮划艇激流勇进 Rubber Dinghy Rapids.
- 对，你明白吗？ - 明白 - Yeah. You with me? - Yeah.
- 橡皮划艇激流勇进 - 对，橡皮划艇激流勇进 - Rubber Dinghy Rapids. - Yeah, Rubber Dinghy Rapids.
对吧？ Right?
- 好，我会杀了你，奥马尔兄弟 - 你会吗？ - OK, I would kill you, brother Omar. - Would you?
- 对，我会 - 你会怎么做？ - Yeah, I would. - What would you do?
- 我会用东西砸烂你的头 - 好，知道我会怎么做吗？ - I'd smash your head off with a thing. - Yeah. Know what I d do?
我会拿这种钩子，瓦伊 插进你的肚子里，把肠子掏出来 I'd grab one of these hooks, Waj. I'd dig it in your belly, rip your guts out.
肠子散落一地，就像致命格斗的游戏一样 Spill it all out on the floor, lilke Mortal Combat.
我会他妈的…我会拿这个 I'd fuc'king... I'd talke this, right?
- 是吗？ - 我会他妈的开拖拉机碾过你 - Yeah? - And I d fucking run you over with a tractor.
- 是吗？ - 是的，战士 - Yeah? - Yeah. Soldiers.
战士，兄弟，圣战战士 Soldiers, brother. Mujahid.
圣战战士 Mujahid.
好小伙儿 Good lad.
走吧，想挨揍吗？ Come on. You want some?
对，你想挨揍，兔子 Yeah, you do want some, rabbit.
你这没耳朵的该死的兔子 You fucked-up rabbit with no ears.
- 我要他妈的…我要抓住你 - 这些是鸡啊，兄弟 - I'II fuclking... I'II have you. - They're chickens, man.
- 我要烤了你 - 瓦伊，这些是鸡啊 - I'd roast you. - Waj, they re chickens.
我下来了，我下来了 (Waj) I m coming. Coming.
我下来了 I m coming.
快点！祷告要迟到了 Come on boys!You're late for prayers.
早祷告要迟到了 Morning prayers,you're late.
快点，瓦伊 - Come on, Waj.
你的脸冲这边 You face this way.
胡说，那边是东方 Fuck off, bro. East is that way.
麦加在那边 Mecca is over there.
那边是东方，兄弟 That way is East, bro.
那边是东方 That way is East.
- 我们已经飞越麦加了 - 这个人疯了，兄弟 - We've flown over Mecca now. - Paki's gone mental, bro.
麦加在东方，知道吗 Mecca is in the East, yeah.
太阳的所在，太阳升起的地方 你们这些白痴 Where the sun... where it rises,you behn choad paki prong!
你是先天痴呆吗？ Were you born a simpleton?
我们冲这边祷告，麦加在这边 We pray this way.Mecca is this way.
转过去吧，我之后再跟你解释 (Omar) Turn around. I II explain to you later.
美国侦察机！无人飞机！快跑！ We pray this way.Mecca is this way.
妈的，瓦伊，快点，快点 (Omar) Fuck! Waj, come on. Come on!
魔鬼之眼！快隐蔽！ (Spealks Arabic)
走，走，走，快点 (Omar) Go, go, go. Come on.
- 快点，瓦伊 - 好的，好的 - Come on, Waj. - OK, OK.
嘿，头领兄弟，我把这个拿出来 Hey, brother Emir, I'll talke it out.
太高了，太高了 Too high, too high.
对，我就是这么想的 有多高，2000英尺？ Yeah, that's what I was thinlking actually. What is that, 2,000 feet?
- 什么？ - 没什么 - What? - Nothing.
我从来没有面对公众， 深入教授任何关于伊斯兰教的知识 I've never stood up in public and professed any in-depth knowledge of Islam,
不过，据我所知 大部分英国穆斯林不想离开英国 but what I do know is that most British Muslims don't want to be out abroad,
为英国的对外政策而战 fighting British foreign policy.
他们想做的是平静地过生活 What they want to do is get on peacefully with their daily lives.
- 我们对此很支持 - 对，对 - And we support that. - (Barry) Yeah, yeah.
好的穆斯林信徒不会多言多语 A good Muslim always keeps his mouth shut.
是吗？是吗？很多年轻人去参加训练营 你会觉得吃惊吗？ Yeah? Yeah? Are you all surprised kids are going off to training camps?
- 我说的不是这个 - 为什么年轻人要去参加训练营？ - That is not what I am saying. - Why are kids going to training camps?
首先，我反对使用“训练营”这个词 First off, I object to the term 'training camps '.
- 你自己刚说过 - 没有，我没说 - You just used it. - No, I did not.
这是西方人的想象 It's a western fantasy.
你们认为穆斯林在山上乱跑 You people think of Muslims running around the mountains
拿着枪和炸弹 with guns and bombs.
这能满足你们的想象，对吗？ That'd suit you down to the ground, wouldn't it?
- 不过他们的确存在，不是吗？ - 我没说他们不存在 - But they do exist, don't they? - I m not saying they don't exist.
如果你能用心听的话，我说的是 What I m saying, if you'll listen,
如果他们不存在 你们都会把他们创造出来 is that if they didn't exist, you people would have to invent them.
- 这真是胡言乱语 - 没错 - (Storge) That's absolute rubbish. - Yeah, man.
- 这个辩论真是歪曲事实 - 还没有到提问时间 - This whole debate is twisted, man. - We'll talke questions later, please.
你认为我们都是人体炸弹，是吗？ You think we re all bombers, don't you?
- 那真是… - 不，不，不 - That is absolutely... - No, no, no.
当你看着我这样的人时 你心里就想着“人体炸弹”，对吗？ When you look at someone lilke me, you think 'bomber ', right?
- 是的，你们就是这么想的 -不是这样的 - Yeah, you do. - That is not the case.
如果你们都这么想的话 那我还有什么理由不成为人体炸弹呢？ Why shouldn't I be a bomber if you treat me lilke one?
- 赞美安拉，兄弟 - 赞美安拉 - Mashallah, brother. - Yeah, Mashallah.
对 Yeah.
我是圣战战士 我在这里引起大家关注 (Raps) I'm the Mujahideen and I'm making a scene
现在你想知道爆炸的意义 Now you's gonna feel what the boo-boo means
正如图派克所说 “我死了以后，我还活着” It's like Tupac said, "When I die, I'm not dead"
我们是殉教者 你们只是稀巴烂的西红柿 We are the martyrs, you'e just smashed tomatoes
真主至大！ - Allahu Alkbar! - (Audience screams)
赞美安拉，兄弟 Mashallah, brother.
噢，怎么了？别这样 Oh, what, man? Come on.
什么？就因为我是穆斯林 你就觉得炸弹是真的？ What? Just cos I m Muslim, you thought it was eal?
噢，他们来了 - (Shouts from audience) - (Barry) Oh, here they come!
你的走狗来了，斯多爵先生 Here come your stooges, Mr Storge.
极权国家！极权国家！ - Police state! Police state! - (Applause)
记住我的名字，兄弟姐妹们，我要去古巴了！ Remember my name, brothers and sisters. I m going to Cuba!
他被带走了，他被带走了！ He's being rendered! He's being rendered!
嘿，兄弟，兄弟，在下面 (Barry) Hey, bro, bro. Down here.
需要送你一程吗？ Need a lift?
好，等等，好 Yeah, man. Wait. Yeah.
噢，伙计！ Oh, man!
哟！ Yo!
你是个传奇，你是个传奇，兄弟！ You re a lege. You re a lege, bro!
你自己也不错啊，兄弟，你叫什么？ Not so bad yourself, brother. What's your name?
哈桑·马里克，人称“马里” Hassan Malilk. 'The Mal '.
- 马里？ - 对 - The Mal? - Yeah.
刚才的把戏不错嘛 Nice little stunt back there.
你知道吗？ And you know what?
你就是一坨屎，朋友 You're a total piece of shit, mate.
你比不上关塔那摩特别训练过的强奸犯 You're worse than the specially trained rapists they use in Guant¨¢namo.
- 你什么？ - 对，你不像他们那样无知！ - You what? - Yeah, you re not ignorant lilke them!
你知道自己该做些什么 You know you should be doing something.
- 我是在做啊 - 什么，就那个吗？ - I am doing something. - What, that?
我是圣战战士 说唱，说唱 I'm the Mujahideen and... thingy, thingy, rap, rap
对吗？ Eh?
这是精神圣战，是一种姿态，你不懂 It was jihad of the mind, the gesture that messed yer.
先知穆罕穆德摆姿态了吗？ Was the prophet, Sal Allaahu Alayhi wa Sallam, about gestures?
呣？他打碎了异教徒雕像 Hm? Did he smash the pagan statues
还是仅仅站在那里摆姿态？ or did he just stand there, making a gesture?
这是种姿态吗？ Is this a gesture?
- 这是来真的，兄弟 - 对 - That was for real, brother. - Yeah...
你是来真的吗？ Is you as for real as that?
- 对 - 你多久去次清真寺 - Yeah. - How often do you go to mosque?
我有时间就去，周周都去，周五去做祷告 When I can. Most weeks. Friday prayers.
一年去一次都多了 清真寺已经失去意义了，兄弟 Once a year is too often. The mosques have lost it, brother.
去那里的都是废物和间谍 They re full of losers and spies.
现在的时代非常不好，兄弟 These are real bad times, bro.
伊斯兰在崩溃 Islam is cracking up.
女人都会回嘴了 We got women talking back.
人们弹奏弦乐 We got people playing stringed instruments.
这是时代的结束 It's the end of days.
你想来真的吗？ Do you want to be for real?
对，当然了 Well, yeah, of course.
你确定吗？ Are you sure?
百分百确定 100 percent.
好，过来 Yeah, come here.
去你的，奥马尔！ Fuck you, Omar!
知道我们多厉害了吧，巴里？ Big enough for you now, Barry?
我不落魄，我是巴基斯坦的第一滴血 Am I blowing a dog in a ditch or am I Paki Rambo?
给我停下！你这个蠢蛋！ Stop! You stupid ass!
我在拍圣战战士视频 I m getting my pictures, Mujahid-style.
你以为自己是谁？ Who do you think you are?
- 他妈的詹姆士·邦德吗？ - 不是，不是 - James Fuck Bond? - No, no.
你他妈的在做什么，瓦伊 What the fuck are you doing, Waj?
信号，信号会泄露我们的位置 Phone signals give away our position.
你这个愚蠢的狗屁混蛋 You floppy camel sphincter!
明天我们翻山 Tomorrow when we cross the valley
去见头领 to meet the Sheikh,the Emir,
你们留在这里 you stay here!
留在这里擦枪 Stay here and clean the guns.
不，不，听着，我们想见基地头领 No, no, listen. We need an Al Qaeda emir.
别再让我看到你这张愚蠢的英国脸！ Shut your stupid English face!
是我的错，兄弟，好吗？让奥马尔去吧 It was my fault, bro, OK? Let Omar go.
过完明天，你们俩回家去… After tomorrow you both go back home!
你们两个该死的憨豆先生 You fucking Mr Beans.
- 可我们还没见到头领 - 这是好事 - But we haven't got an emir yet. - It's good.
诅咒你们的爸爸 A curse on both your dads.
- 我只是拍视频而已 - 瓦伊，走开 - Just getting my pictures, bro. - Waj, go away right now.
过来 Come on.
- 在哪里？ - 下面 - Where is it? - Down here.
喔，喔，喔！ (Barry) Whoa, whoa, whoa!
液体过氧化氢 Liquid peroxide.
三年的库存量 Three years of stockpiling.
- 从哪里弄到的？ - 这条路上的一家批发商店 - Where did you get it all? - A wholesale shop down the road.
- 所有的都从一家店买的？ - 对 - All from the same shop? - Yeah.
- 你个白痴，你会暴露我们的！ - 不会的 - You mug, you'll get us nicked! - No.
每次进去，我都用不同的声音 I use different voices every time I go in.
不同的什么？不同的声音，说来给我听听 Different what? Different voices. Show me.
- 什么？ - 用不同的声音说给我听听，赶紧的 - What? - Show me the voices. Come on.
- 其中一个…是我的声音 - 好 - One of them s... It's my voice. - Right.
请给我12瓶漂白剂 Can I have 12 bottles of bleach, please?
我知道你声音什么样，说出别的声音看看 I know what that sounds lilke. Give me another one.
爱尔兰共和军的声音 IRA voice.
爱尔兰共和军的声音？ IRA voice?
他们是恐怖分子，费萨尔 They re terrorists, Faisal.
你为什么要用恐怖分子的声音？ 你会害我们暴露的！ Why do you want to do a terrorist voice? You II get us nicked!
- 这样我就有伪装了，不是吗？ - 对，不过你是伪装成恐怖分子 - I'll be disguised then, won't I? - Yeah, but as a terrorist.
让我们听听这声音什么样子的 Let's hear the voice.
请给我12瓶漂白剂 (Normal voice) Can I have... 12 bottles of bleach, please?
我还有个声音是这样的 And then I've got one like this as well.
请给我12瓶漂白剂 (Same voice) Can I have 12 bottles of bleach, please?
这是什么？ What's that?
是女人的声音，因为我买很多液体过氧化氢 It's a woman s voice because I got loads of liquid peroxide.
觉得她会拿去… Probably thought that she'd go and...
拿去干嘛？ (Barry) And what?
- 染头发之类的 - 还染胡子吗？ ...dye her hair or something. - And her beard?
- 你有胡子啊 - 我给遮住了 - You got a beard. - I covered it.
你遮住了胡子，怎么遮的？ You covered your beard. How?
对，你去商店，拿手这样捂着脸 Right, so you went into a shop, with your hands on your face like that
然后去要12瓶漂白剂？ and asked for 12 bottles of bleach?
那么费萨尔，她为什么会用手捂着脸？ So, why has she got her hands on her face, Fess?
因为她有胡子 Cos she's got a beard.
对不起，奥马尔兄弟 I'm sorry, brother Omar.
可能这是安拉的旨意 Maybe it were God's will.
可能这是安拉的旨意，让我拍视频，所以 Maybe it were God's will I would do my video so...
- 所以可能不是我的错 - 不，就是你的错 - So maybe it's not my fault. - No, it is your fault.
你的行为就像个彻底的蠢货 很明显，这是安拉的旨意 It were God's will that you were acting like a complete prat, apparently.
这绝对是你的错 It was defo your fault.
那么，如果那是安拉的旨意的话 是不是说我是安拉的错？ So, if that were God's will, then am I God's fault?
可能我是安拉的错误 Maybe I'm God s mistalke.
- 这是不是意味着我要下地狱了？ - 嘘，嘘，嘘 - Does that mean I m going to hell, brother? - Sh, sh, sh.
- 犯错误会下地狱吗？ - 嘘，瓦伊 - Do mistakes go to hell? - Shh, Waj.
怎么了？ What?
- 有飞机 - 隐蔽！ - That's a drone. - Hide!
- 飞得很低，要开火了 - 我们走，我们走 - It's flying low. It's going to attack. - Let's go!
我们去哪里，瓦伊？我们得把它打下来 Where are we gonna go, Waj? We ve got to take it out.
用什么打？我们没有子弹 Take it out with what? We ain't got no bullets.
- 这是我的错，兄弟 - 不，不，不，瓦伊，听着 - This is my mistake, bro. - No, no, no. Waj, listen.
想想看，这是安拉的计划 他让我们来这里保护训练营 Think about it. This is God's plan. He's put us here to defend the camp.
这是我们的圣战 This is our jihad.
- 想想看吧 - 这是我的错，兄弟 - Think about it. - This is my mistalke, brother.
是你脑子里的魔鬼让你这么想 That's the devil that's in your brain giving it the wasa-wasa.
不要听他的，安拉在你心里，兄弟 Don't listen to him. God's in your heart, bro.
对吗？你的心说什么了？相信我，告诉我 Right? What does your heart say? Trust me. Come on.
它说我们应该… It says maybe we should...
什么？ Huh?
我们应该反抗，兄弟，展开圣战 Maybe we should flipping pop it, brother, get back on jihad.
很好，瓦伊 Good, Waj.
对，好了 (Omar) Right, OK.
我们用什么？ What are we going to use?
- 太好了，兄弟 - 嘘，嘘，对，过来 - Fucking yes, bro. - Shh, shh. Right, come on.
- 合格的圣战战士，对吗？ - 对 - Proper Mujahid, yeah? - Yeah.
- 橡皮划艇激流勇进，兄弟 - 赶紧让开 - Rubber Dinghy Rapids, brother? - Mind out the way now.
- 好的 - 快点 - All right, OK. - Come on.
- 射击吧，兄弟 - 好的 - Flipping pop it, brother. - OK.
奥马尔兄弟！ Brother Omar!
阿拉伯人！ The Arabs!
头领！ The emir!
完蛋了 Flipping shit.
这是安拉的旨意吗，兄弟 Is this God's will, bro?
告诉我，兄弟，告诉我这是安拉的旨意 - (Shouting) - Tell me it is, bro. Tell me it's God's will.
完蛋了，兄弟 - (Explosion) - Fucking hell, bro.
我们得走了，瓦伊，我们得离开这里 We've got to go, Waj. We've got to get out of here.
我什么都听不到了 I can't hear nothing!
早上好，长官 Morning, officer.
你很饿啊 You've been rumbled.
我的计划是把炸弹绑在乌鸦身上 My plan is, right, to put a bomb on a crow
让它飞进犹太人和妓女的楼房里 and fly it into one of them towers full of Jews and slags.
我在这里养了乌鸦，过来看看 I keep crows in here. Have a look.
乌鸦现在已经不够杀伤力了，费萨尔 We're way beyond crows now, Faisal.
我们要去炸点动静出来 We are really going to blow the lid off.
没错，我就是要去炸点动静出来 Yeah, I'm all about blowing the lid off, man.
- 用我自己炸 - 炸了清真寺！ - Blow my lid off. - Bomb the mosque!
什么？ What?
- 伊斯兰寺院？ - 对，伊斯兰寺院，清真寺 - The Masjid? - Yeah, the masjid, the mosque.
不过我们得打扮成非信徒 But we go in dressed like kuffars.
让他们觉得是不信仰伊斯兰的人干的 这样伊斯兰会奋起抗争 They think it's the unbelievers attaclking so all the Muslims rise up and fight back.
在适当的时候煽风点火 加速结束这个时代，迎接全面战争 Stoke things up proper big time, fast-track the final days - total war!
- 这很变态，兄弟 - 奥马尔怎么说？ - That is sick£¬ man. - What does Omar say?
这个奥马尔是谁啊？ (Hassan) Who is this Omar?
别担心，他是我们的人 Don't sweat that. He's one of my boys.
我送他去训练营接受训练 I've sent him off to training camp to bring him up to scratch.
可是我爸爸去清真寺的 如果他在清真寺里呢？ But my dad goes to the masjid. What if he's in masjid?
你爸爸买过雅法橙吗？ Has your dad ever bought a Jaffa orange?
买过一两次 Once or twice.
好，他在为以色列买核武器，兄弟 他是犹太人 Right, he s buying nukes for Israel, bro. He's a Jew.
- 巴里！ - 在哪里？ - (Waj) Barry! - (Omar) Where?
- 他在那里？ - 再告诉我一次，我们该怎么说 - Where is he? - What are we going to say, again?
瓦伊，我们被送去索马里参加特训 Waj, we re going to say we re being sent for special training in Somalia.
- 索马里？ - 对 - Somalia? - Yeah, OK.
- 你好吗，巴里？ - 很好，发生什么事了？ - You all right, Barry? - Yeah. What happened?
什么都没发生，我们被送去… Nothing happened. We re being sent to...
胡说！你们搞砸了，你们这两个废物！ Bollocks! You fucked up, you fucking losers!
我告诉过你，该带我去 I told you you should have taken me.
- 我们去所米比，巴里 - 索马里 - We re going to Somibia, Barry. - Somalia.
- 特训 - 特训 - Special training. - (Moclks Waj) 'Special training. '
- 胡说八道！肯定有事发生 - 什么都没发生，巴里 - Bollocks! Something happened. - Nothing happened, Barry.
看看你们，没带行李，还提前回来 Look at the state of you. No luggage, back early.
对，肯定发生什么了 Yeah, something happened.
- 对，是有事发生 - 对，你们搞砸了 - Yeah, something did happen. - Yeah, you fucked up.
没有，我们见到头领 他说，我们可以执行任务了 No, we got an emir and he told us that we re on.
什么？ What?
我们见到头领，他说，我们可以执行任务了 We've got an emir and he says that we re on.
- 你也准备好了吗，兄弟 - 当然 - Are you on as well, bro? - Yeah, for real.
- 很好 - 愿你安好 - Good. - Alhamdulillah.
那些阿拉伯人怎么办，兄弟？ 那些阿拉伯人怎么办 What about the Arabs, bro? What about the Arabs?
他们不是阿拉伯人，他们是部落坏人 They weren't Arabs, they were bad tribesmen.
- 什么？ - 部落坏人 - What? - Bad tribesmen.
- 就是说我们干的是好事？ - 对 - So it were good, what we did? - Yeah.
政治保安处的人在这里做什么？ What the fuck is Special Branch doing here?
噢，不是，不是，他是哈桑 他跟我们一起的 Oh, no, no, no. That's Hassan. He's in.
- 从什么时候开始的，巴里？ - 他跟我们一起的 - Since when, Barry? - He's one of us.
- 他靠谱吗？ - 训练营怎么样？很棒吧？ - Is he fuck? - (Hassan) How was it? Was it amazing?
什么，我爸爸的葬礼？怎么可能很棒？ What, my dad's funeral? How could that be amazing?
你在开玩笑！ You're joking!
他是被鸡啄死的，我怎么能开这种玩笑？ He was pecked to death by chiclkens. Why could I joke about that?
别理他，兄弟，这是奥马尔 这是瓦伊，这是哈桑·马里克 Ignore him, bro. This is Omar, this is Waj and this is Hassan Malilk.
对，人称“马里” Yeah, man, I'm the Mal.
把他绑起来 Frog him.
不用，别担心，兄弟，我测试过他了 No, don't sweat it, bro. He's been tested.
- 真的吗？ - 对，他测试过我了 - Really? - Yeah, he tested me, man.
他怎么测试你的？ How did he do that, then?
- 他让我做那豆的事 - 什么豆的事？ - He made me do that bean thing, man. - What bean thing?
就是把豆放在小鸡鸡上 You know, when you put a bean up the end of your knob, man.
我们在停车场，走吧 We're on the parking. Let's go.
- 巴里？ - 我们在停车场 - Barry? - We're on the parking.
- 他说的豆的事，是怎么回事？ - 你是说，我不用那么做吗？ - What's he saying about a bean, Barry? - You mean, I didn't have to?
兄弟，他骗你的 Bro, he's landed you right in it.
我不需要跟豆嘿咻的人 不需要戏剧化、不需要内白外棕的英国人 I ve got no need for a beanfucker or a TV Palki or a coconut spook.
马上把他捆起来 Now, frog him!
奥马尔，他很有钱，他爸有钱 Omar, he s loaded. His dad s loaded.
- 是吗，从军情五处领工资的吗？ - 不是，他有个服装厂 - What, from MI5 payroll? - No, he's got a clothes factory.
- 太好了，圣诞快乐，把他绑起来 - 我能给你们搞辆货车 - Great. Merry Christmas. Frog him. - I can get you a van.
- 我能偷辆车 - 偷你爸爸的？ - I can nick a van. - So you'd steal from your own dad?
对，对 Well, yeah, yeah.
好吧，你还是得走路回去 Right, well, you're still wallking.
听着，下回见到你，你最好已经搞到货车了 Listen, behn choad, next time I see you, you'd better have a fucking van,
不然我用铁丝穿了你的蛋蛋 or I'm gonna floss your balls with razor wire.
你刚才说错话了 You played that wrong, mate.
- 你有任务了，奥马尔 - 开车！ - You're on one, Omar. - Drive!
- 巴里，你修过车了吗？ - 我修了 - Did you fix this, Barry? - Yeah, I fixed it.
- 是你自己修的？ - 是，我自己修的 - Did you do it yourself or something? - Yes, I did it myself.
那他能加入我们吗，奥马尔？ (Barry) So is he in or what, Omar?
我有得选吗，巴里？ 他不加入的话，我就得杀了他 What choice have I got, Barry? He s either in or I've got to kill him.
很好，我就知道你会喜欢他 (Barry) Good. I knew you'd like him.
辛巴和彭彭出去独立生活了 Simba and Pumbaa were out on their own.
刀疤到处找他们 如果找到了，他就会杀了他们，不过… And Scar was loolking for them and if he found them, he'd kill them, but...
- 爸爸？ - 怎么了？ - Dad? - Yeah?
你炸死非教徒没？ Did you blow up any kuffars?
什么？ What?
在婚礼上？ At the wedding?
你想不想听辛巴的故事了？ Do you want to hear what happened to Simba or not?
- 想听！ - 好，然后… - Yeah! - Right, so...
辛巴和彭彭独立生活 Simba and Pumbaa were out on their own,
忽然他们看到… when all of a sudden they saw this...
一只很坏的大鸟 这只大鸟是刀疤派来寻找他们的 this big evil bird, this big bird that Scar had sent out to look for them
这只又大、又坏的秃鹫直冲他们而来 This big, evil vulture, coming right at them.
“在那里，”辛巴说道，他发现了 'There it is, ' said Simba. He spotted it,
这只又大又坏的秃鹫直冲他们而来 this big evil vulture, coming straight for them,
直直冲过来 coming right at them.
然后呢，爸爸 Then what, Dad?
辛巴必须把它打下来，不然它会杀了他们 Well, Simba had to bring it down, otherwise it'd kill them.
所以，他就捡了块石头 So, what he did was, he grabbed a stone
向大鸟扔去，不过他扔得太猛了 and he chucked it at the bird, only he chucked it'so hard,
力量太大了，他抡圆了胳膊扔出去 it was such a strong powerful throw, that his arm went all the way round.
扔到了后面，他扔得太大力 掉到了身后一英里处 Behind. He threw it so hard, it went a mile behind him.
击中了木法沙 And it hit Mufasa.
聪明、强壮的木法沙，辛巴的爸爸 Wise, strong Mufasa, Simba's dad.
石头意外砸到他的脑袋，他死了 It hit him accidentally on the head and killed him.
不是刀疤杀死了木法沙吗？ But didn't Scar kill Mufasa?
对，电影里是的，我说的是真实情况 Yeah, in the film. This is real life, I m tallking about.
辛巴就得做选择了 So Simba had a choice.
他要么告诉朋友们事情真相，引起混乱 He could either tell his friends what had happened and create confusion,
要么保守秘密，带领所有朋友抗争刀疤 or keep it a secret and lead all his friends in a big fight against Scar.
你觉得他怎么做的？ What do you think he did?
他必须把真相说出来 He had to tell the truth.
不过他得与刀疤抗争，不是吗？ But he's got to fight Scar, hasn't he?
说出真相，就意味着放弃了 Telling the truth means giving up.
辛巴会放弃吗？ Would Simba give up?
- 辛巴不会放弃的 - 完全正确 - Simba would never give up. - Exactly.
完全正确，所以… Exactly. So...
辛巴没有说出真相 Simba kept it all a secret.
他带领彭彭、丁满和所有朋友 And he led Pumbaa and Timon and all his friends,
带领他们与刀疤做斗争 he led them all in a fight against Scar.
他打败了刀疤 And he vanquished Scar,
辛巴成为新的狮子王 and Simba became the new Lion King.
- 太好了 - 嗯 - Yes. - Yeah.
该睡了 Bedtime for you,
战士 soldier.
好了，时机已到 (Omar) All right, lads, this is it.
时机已到 This is it, boys.
我跟头领谈过了，我… I ve spoken to the emir. I have, and...
你怎么跟他谈的？ How did you do that?
通过邮件和儿童即时聊天网站海雀派对 Email drop box and the children's instant messaging site, Party Puffin.
我上过那网站 I've been on that.
- 很好，瓦伊 - 好得很 - Good, Waj. - Proper good.
我们也得成为海雀吗？ (Barry) Do we have to be puffins as well?
对，会后我会把用户名密码给你们 Yeah, I'll give you all usernames and passwords after this meeting.
我不想成为海雀 I'm not sure I want to be a puffin.
如果你不想的话，就不用了，巴里 You don't have to be if you don't want to, Barry.
- 我要蓝色的，好吗？ - 很好，瓦伊 - Bagsy a blue one, yeah? - Good, Waj.
现在，我已经跟他谈过了 Now, I've spoken to him.
我的海雀跟他的海雀沟通过了 My puffin has communicated with his puffin.
他让我们做一些炸弹 And he's told us to make some bombs.
我们要把费萨尔的材料搬到秘密公寓去 So we're going to take Faisal's gear to the secret flat.
我们可以把东西放在哈森的货车里 藏在服装下面 We can hide it under the costumes in Hassan's van.
把漂白剂煮开 We'll put the bleach on the boil.
我们收到指令 破坏这个狗屁、消费主义社会 We have instructions to bring havoc to this bullshit, consumerist,
这个社会没有信仰，迫害巴基斯坦移民 godless, Paki-bashing,
戈登·拉姆齐甚至 推出“品尝不同风味”特制切达干酪 Gordon Ramsay 'Taste the Difference ' speciality cheddar,
赞同虐待、支助屠杀 torture-endorsing, massacre-sponsoring,
这是个“看我跳舞跳到衣不蔽体” 'Look-at-me-dancing-pissed with-my-nob-out ', Sky1 Uncovered,
“谁在乎死几个阿富汗人”的乐园 'Who-gives-a-fuclk about-dead-Afghanis? ' Disneyland.
- 赞美安拉！ - 赞美安拉，奥马尔兄弟 - Mashallah! - Mashallah, brother Omar.
- 赞美安拉 - 去他妈的迷你奶酪 - Mashallah. - (Waj) Fuclk mini Babybels.
海雀说，“去找一个目标” Puffin says, 'Find a target. '
我们找到目标了，兄弟，我们都同意的 Well, we got a target, bro. We're all agreed.
是什么？ (Omar) What is it?
- 清真寺 - 什么？ - It's the mosque. - What?
炸了清真寺 Bomb the mosque,
激怒中间派，让怒火全部爆发出来 radicalise the moderates, bring it all on.
好，对，不，我喜欢这个想法 我真的喜欢，很聪明 OK, right. No, I like that. I do like that, that's brilliant.
我们来杀一些穆斯林人 因为他们是真正的敌人 Let's take out a bunch of Muslims because they're the real enemy.
既然我们这么做了，为什么不炸烤肉店 Once we've done that, why don't we truck-bomb a kebab shop
用大型客机冲向瓦伊的妈妈 and fly a jumbo jet into Waj s mum's head?
为什么不弄头猪来，钉在我们的前额上？ Why don't we get a pig and staple-gun it to our foreheads?
可是如果我们炸了清真寺 会让所有的穆斯林人起义 But if we bomb the mosque, it will malke all the Muslims rise up.
我的堂兄，发斯，他死了 My cousin, Faz, died,
因为他保护波斯尼亚的一座清真寺 defending a mosque in Bosnia.
他起义了吗，兄弟 Did he flipping rise up, bro?
我们去炸博姿药妆店吧 Let's bomb Boots.
他们卖安全套，让你想去上白人女孩 They sell condoms that malke you want to bang white girls.
- 我支持这个，博姿 - 对 - I second that. Boots. - (Faisal) Right.
- 他们捉到我偷展示牌 - 想点比药妆店大的目标 - They nabbed me nicking Lynx display. - (Omar) Think bigger than a chemist's.
我不想在卫生棉和棉花球上炸死自己 I'm not blowing my guts out over a bunch of tampons and cotton buds.
我们要做的事一定要有历史影响 What we re going to do has got to last in history,
经久不衰 echo through the ages.
- 比如说炸掉清真寺 - 巴里，我们不炸清真寺 - Like bomb a mosque. - Barry, we're not bombing a mosque.
你不明白，是吧，奥马尔？ You don't get it, do you, Omar?
我们激怒中间派！ We radicalise the moderates!
穆斯林人起来抗争，拉开斗争的序幕 The ummah rises up, it all kiclks off!
我懂的，我来告诉你这像什么 就像是你跟别人打架 I do get it. I'II tell you what it's like. It's like you re in a fight with someone,
他们打了你的脸 and they re punching you in the face, right?
你打算做的是，你打自己的脸 And so what you go and do is, you punch yourself in the face.
如果他打得不够狠…？ So what if he's not?
我跟这个虚构的人打架 I'm having a fight with this fictionary man,
他打我打得不够狠，不够让我发疯打赢 and he's not punching me hard enough to make me go mental and win.
我们来做个实验吧，巴里，我们现在打一架 Let's do an experiment, Barry. We'll have a fight right now.
你开始发火，可是你又不占优势的时候 When you start losing and you're not doing very well,
你就打自己的脸，发疯然后赢我 you punch yourself in the face, go mental and start winning.
- 给他们看看这是怎么回事 - 我不会打我自己的 - Show them all how it works. - I'm not gonna punch myself.
为什么不？你是穆斯林人，你被袭击了 Why not? You're the Muslims. You're getting attacked.
快发疯啊，巴里，给他们看看 Go fucking mental, Barry. Show'em how it works.
- 来吧 - 我不是清真寺 - Come on. - (Barry) I'm not a mosque!
不是这样的 This is not how it works!
打你自己，巴里 Punch yourself, Baz.
炸清真寺，巴里！炸吧！ (Omar) Bomb the mosque, Barry! Bomb it!
炸清真寺！ Bomb the mosque!
炸清真寺，巴里！ Bomb the mosque, Barry!
他炸了清真寺！他刚炸了清真寺！ He's bombed the mosque! He's just bombed the mosque!
巴里，中间派呢？中间派现在该来了吧 Barry, where are the moderates? The moderates should be coming now.
对，如果我是座清真寺，不过我不是 Right, if I was a mosque, which I am not,
我鼻子里出来的都会是中间派 then there would be all moderates behind my nose,
冲将出来，奋起抗争 bursting to come out and rise up.
是吗？噢，是吗，兄弟 Would there? Ooh, they are, bro, eh?
巴里，苏菲派穆斯林协会 从你鼻子里出来了 Barry, the Sufi Muslim Council's coming out your nose.
噢，你刚把他们擦掉了，你刚把他们擦掉了 Oh, you've just wiped them out. You've just wiped them out.
你还是觉得我们应该炸清真寺吗，巴里？ Do you thin'k we should still bomb the mosque, Barry?
- 回来 - 巴里，我给你拿了创可贴 - Come back. - Barry, I got you a J-cloth for the...
- 噢！ - 巴里！ - Oooh! - (Omar) Barry!
该死的，巴里！ For fuck's sake, Barry!
喂！喂！ Oi! Oi!
把那个关了，这里是普通居民区 Turn that off. There's common areas out there.
我们得开着这个音乐，巴里 这是我们的掩护，我们是个乐队 We got to play it, Barry. This is our cover, man. We're a band.
- 我们是什么？ - 我们是个乐队 - We're a what? - We're a band.
胡说八道！关了它 Bollocks! Turn it off.
兄弟，关了吧 Bro, turn it off.
这只鸡是怎么回事？ What's with the chicken?
这是保护胡子的，不能接触到漂白剂 It's beard protection from the bleach.
对，他是鼓手 Yeah, he's the drummer, man.
- 鸡鼓手 - 对，巴里 - Chicken drummer. - Yeah, Barry.
你打断了鸡的鼻梁，是吗，记得吗？ You broke the chiclken's beak, didn't you? Remember?
对，巴里，你打断了他的鼻梁 Yeah, Barry, you brolke his bealk.
对，这个，我很抱歉 不过打仗时，鼻梁断了也是常事，不是吗 Yeah, well, I'm sorry, but beaks get broken in war, don't they?
- 是吗？ - 对，是的 - Do they? - Yeah, they do.
我们关心的不是保护鼻梁，而是打断鼻梁 We're not about protecting bealks, we're about blowing them off.
是吗？ Yeah?
去卸车，不要让我做所有的工作 Well, go and unload the van. I'm not doing all the work.
瓦伊！瓦伊！ Waj! Waj!
反监视 Anti-surveillance.
没说你，你不用出去，进去 Not you, mate, you're still here. Get in there.
- 你们做什么？ - 避免他们拍照 - What are you doing? - Just in case they're taking pictures.
- 什么？ - 巴里说这样拍出来就模糊了 - What? - Barry says you come out blurry.
好了，别摇了！ Right, stop it!
别摇了！ Stop it!
监视器拍的是视频 CCTV's a video.
你们看上去只会像是加速的苏菲派 You're just gonna look like a bunch of Sufis on speed.
下次巴里让你们干什么，你们就别干 Next time Barry tells you to do something, don't.
- 你还好吗，爱丽丝？怎么样？ - 很好，万斯 - You all right, Alice? How's it going. - All right, Wasim? Yeah.
- 你好吗？ - 很好 - Are you good? - Yeah.
- 你好吗，杰森？ - 很好 - All right, Jason? - All right.
这位是谁？ Who's this one?
他是克罗德 This is... Claude.
克罗德，这位是爱丽丝，她住隔壁 Claude, this is Alice. She's got the flat next door.
- 你好，克罗德 - 嗨 - Hello, Claude. - Hi.
- 你是什么？ - 克罗德是我们乐队的新成员 - What's this? - Claude s the new member of our band.
- 乐队？ - 他是新成员 - Band? - He's the new member.
- 我以前也在乐队里的 - 是吗？ - I used to be in a band. - Did you?
是，直到所有鸟都掉在房顶上 Yeah. Until all the birds fell off the roof...
我不知道你们是否记得 I don't know if you remember.
好了，那么爱丽丝，我们回头见 走吧，小伙子们 All right, then, Alice, we'll see you later. Come on, lads.
走吧 Come through.
- 你是哪位？ - 嗯，克罗德 - Which one are you? - Er, Claude.
- 克罗德？ - 对 - Claude? - Yeah.
你是法国人吗？ Are you French?
是 Yeah.
再见 See you.
好了，新闻发言人先生在新闻室，倒数三下 (Barry) Right, Mister Newsman in the newsroom, after three.
三、二、一 Three, two, one...
对，是我们干的 Yes, it was us.
我们袭击了你们最想不到的地方 We have struck you where you least expected it.
我们炸了清真寺 We have bombed the mosque.
只有在圣战的最后日子里… Only in the days of the final jihad...
你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here?
你让我们过来的 (Hassan) Well, you told us to come round.
我们从后门进来的，反监视，你说的 We ve just come through the back. Anti-surveillance, like you said.
对，我在录影 Right, well, I'm doing my tape.
我们不炸清真寺啊 (Hassan) But we're not bombing the mosque.
- 什么？ - 我们不炸清真寺 - What? - We're not bombing the mosque.
听着，我录影做个准备 以免到时候又改回到炸清真寺 Look, I'm just doing this tape in case the plans change to bomb the mosque.
如果真的改了，炸清真寺的目的 不是为了嫁祸非教徒吗？ If they did change, isn't the whole point of it to blame it on the kuffar
我们不能宣布对此负责的 and not take responsibility for it?
你知道什么？ 这一开始就是我的主意，不是你的 What do you know about it? It was my idea in the first place, not yours!
现在，滚出去，我在录影，走吧 Now, fuck off! I m doing my tape. Go on.
好的，巴里？ (Omar) All right, Barry?
- 什么，你也在啊？ - 是，怎么了？这里怎么回事？ - What, you're here as well? - Yeah. Why? What's going on?
他说他要炸了清真寺 (Waj) He said he was going to bomb the mosque.
- 你是这么说的吗，巴里 - 不是 - (Omar) Did you say that, Barry? - No.
- 你说了的 - 我没说 - (Waj) Yeah, you did. - No, I didn't.
- 那你说了什么？ - 我说我想炸别的东西 - (Omar) What did you say, then? - I said I was gonna bomb something else.
你说你想炸什么？ What did you say you were gonna bomb?
嗯？ Hm?
滚开！ Fuck off!
滚出我的家！ Fuck off out of my house!
噢，巴里，你这个白痴 Oh, Barry, you moron.
- 愿你安好 - 愿你安好 - Salaam, Ahmed. - Alaylkum salaam.
- 奥马尔，你弟弟来了，进来吧 - 不，不用了 - Omar, it's your brother. Come in. - No, I m OK.
进来坐下吧 - Just come in and sit down.
- 愿你安好 - 愿你安好 - Salaam Alaylkum. - Alaylkum salaam.
她能回避一下吗？ Can she leave please?
进来坐下吧 - Just come in and sit down. -
我不能跟女人同处一室 I can't be in the same room as a woman.
我不在同一个房间里，你可以进来 I m not in the same room. You can come in.
你在同一个房间里 You are.
我没有 (Sofia) I m not.
墙被拆了，所以你在同一个房间里 The wall has been taken out, so you are.
你是过来给我宣读教法的吗？ 我们刚清洁了地毯 Have you come to drop some fatwas, cos we've just had the carpet cleaned?
奥马尔，我得跟你谈谈，这个房子里有暴力 Omar, I need to talk to you.There's violence in this house.
没有啊 Not in this house, bro.
- 别动，不然我把你们都打死 - 好的，别紧张 - Freeze or I'll blow your guts out. - All right, go easy.
好，来吧 OK. Right, come on!
给你30秒时间！ You've got 30 seconds!
- 你都教他些什么啊，兄弟？ - 这不过是把水枪，你疯了吗？ - What are you teaching him, Omar? - It's a water pistol. Have you lost it?
有学者说我们不能玩水枪吗？ Have you got 150 quotes from scholars saying we can't squirt a water pistol?
你正在计划的事是不对 There is no justification for what you are planning.
- 我在计划什么啊？ - 你告诉我 - What am I planning, bro? - You tell me.
- 想知道我在计划什么吗？ - 想 - Want to know what I am planning? - Yeah.
你确定你能承受吗，兄弟？ 是吗？准备好了吗？ Sure you can handle it, bro? Yeah? You ready?
计划还不够完善 It's not a proper plan yet, yeah?
不过我想，如真主的意 But I m thinking, inshallah,
我要上楼，泡个热水澡 I m going to go upstairs and run a hot bath, right?
然后下楼，烤点豆，我饿了 Then come back down and make beans on toast. I'm proper hungry.
- 很好笑 - 什么？ - Very funny. - What?
开玩笑是没底气的表现 Joking is a sign of weakness.
是吗，兄弟？你有理论根据吗？ Is it, bro? Have you got opinions to back that up?
我有18个理论根据，都很充分 I have got 18 opinions, all very good ones.
你知道吗？我们不是玩顶级王牌游戏 穆斯林人被欺负了，你却说 You know what? It's not Top Trumps. Muslims are getting pasted and you go,
“我有六万个理由，我们不能奋起抗争” 'I ve got 60,000 opinions saying we can't fight back.
“我们必须用尺子量胡子 把妻子锁在壁橱里” 'We must measure our beard with a ruler and lock our wives in cupboard! '
这不是个玩笑，是吗，兄弟？ That's not a joke, is it, bro?
不是壁橱，是个小房间 It is not a cupboard, it is a small room.
噢，得了吧，是个厕所而已 只不过把瓷器拿掉了而已 Oh, come on. It was a flipping toilet till you took the china out.
我不跟女人争辩 I don't argue with women.
你不跟女人争，你把他们锁壁橱里 No, you don't. You lock'em in a cupboard.
奥马尔，管教一下你老婆 Omar, your wife is out of control.
我不知道该怎么管教她，你帮帮我 I don't know how to control her. Help me out.
我…我欠管教？噢 Am I... Am I out of control? Ooh.
再来一次，他不会还手的 - (She laughs) - Do it again. He won't fight back.
- 我怎么样？我欠管教了 - 服从我，老婆，服从我 - (Sofia) What am I like? I'm out of control. - Obey me, wife. Obey me.
去做吧 Go and do it.
还手啊，兄弟 - Fight back, brother! - (Sofia shrielks)
怎么这么暴力啊，兄弟 What's all the violence, brother?
- 你在打架吗？ - 这不是打架 - (Sofia) Are you fighting back? - This is not fighting.
- 根据伊斯兰教教法，我这不是打架 - 你是个合格的圣战战士 - By the law of Sharia, I am not fighting. - (Omar) You're a proper Mujahid!
根据法律… By the law...
- 我没在打架 - 你太暴力了，兄弟！ - I am not fighting. - You're so violent, bro!
嘿，奥马尔 Hey, Omar.
- 你真坏啊，你真坏 - 我欠管教啊 - You're terrible, you are. - I'm out of control.
是吗，嗯？ Aren't you, eh?
- 这是两倍的量，兄弟 - 这个会弄出点动静的 - That's twice as much, bro. - This one's gonna leave a mark.
扔了就行了 Just drop it.
妈的！ (Hassan) Shit, man!
- 过来，兄弟，给我那个 - 犹太人 - Come on, bro. Give me that. - Jew.
同性恋 Gay.
联邦政府 Fed.
鸡奸者 Sodomite.
妇产医师 Gynaecologist.
无辜的人，不存在 Innocent bloke. Doesn't exist.
莱昂纳·德科恩，过来，把那个给我 Leonard Cohen. Here, you give me that.
你来做点事 You do some work.
这个的威力会像个手榴弹 (Hassan) This one's gonna be like a grenade, man.
- 噢，兄弟 - 看这个 - (Waj) Oh, bro. - Here, watch this.
拍这个，兄弟 Watch this, bro!
干嘛呢，你们索性拿起电话叫警察来好了 Come on, lads. Why don't we just pick up the phone and call the cops?
好了，别闹了 Right? Come on.
- 抱歉 - 抱歉，兄弟 - (Hassan) Sorry, man. - Sorry, bro.
我们不必把这些炸药用在我们自己身上吧 对吗，巴里？ (Faisal) We don't have to use that on ourselves, do we, Barry?
- 我们当然要用的，兄弟 - 这是我们的选择 - Course we do, bro. - But it's our choice, right?
- 费萨尔？费萨尔？ - 什么？ - Fess? Fess? - What?
这是你的选择，对吗？只能是你自己的选择 It is your choice. Right? It can only be your choice.
对，是的 Right, yeah.
- 费萨尔，费萨尔 - 怎么了？ - Fess. Fess. - What?
这是你的选择，对吗 It is your choice, right,
你选择炸飞自己，是吗？ but yo've chosen to blow yourself up, haven't you?
是吗？ Haven't you?
赞美安拉，乌鸦兄 (Faisal) Mashallah, brother Crow.
赞美安拉 Mashallah.
你做这事，是为了拯救你的兄弟费萨尔 You're doing this, right, to save brother Faisal.
我知道这对你来说有点震惊 And I know it's come as a bit of a shock to you,
不过会没事的 but everything will be all right.
好吗？你看到那个了吗？ Yeah? OK. You see that over there?
那个… That...
那是性用品店 That's a sex shop. Right?
美国大使馆，或者其它下三烂的地方 A US embassy, or some other such slag utility.
好了，现在等着 Right, now wait there.
等我说，你飞到目标上 When I say, you fly to the target.
我拨了号，你就去天堂了，乌鸦兄 When I dial this, you go to heaven, brother Crow.
如真主的意 Inshallah.
好 Yeah.
那是什么，那是什么，西斯尔夫人？ What's that? What's that, Mrs Thistle?
不，我不想重修媒体研究 No, I don't want to resit my media studies.
愚蠢的西斯尔夫人，我不想再重修了 Stupid Mrs Thistle, I don't want to retake it.
你知道为什么吗？我找到新人生目标了 You know why? Cos I've found a new purpose in life.
就是这个，吃了那个！ And here it is. Eat that shit!
吃了，吃了，你这个该死的… Eat that. Eat that. You fuck...
来吧，小伙子们，我们走，愿你安好 Come on, lads. Let's go. Salaam alaylkum.
- 愿你安好 - 你还好吗？他们在哪里？ - Alaylkum salaam. - You all right? Where are they?
他们走了，他们用烟火当掩护 They've all gone, man. They're using the fireworlks for cover.
我知道，那是我的主意，他们怎么不等我 Yeah, I know that. That was my idea. Why didn't they wait for me?
- 巴里说，你说“去吧” - 他这么说的？ - Barry said that you said, 'Go ahead. ' - Did he?
- 我值夜班 - 对，你值班吧，兄弟 - I'm just on night shift. - Yeah, you are, bro.
如果有人过来敲门找巴里 告诉他们你认识他 If anybody comes knocking for Barry, tell them you used to know him
不过他刚被数千条鳄鱼咬死了 but he's just died the death of a thousand crocodiles
他的屁股被撞得稀巴烂 盆骨都能当帽子戴了 rammed so far up his arse he's wearing his pelvis as a balaclava.
-明白了吗？-当帽子戴 - All right, you got that? - Just like a balaclava...
我能来吗？ Can I come?
别掉了，你这个白痴！ (Barry) Don't drop it, you prick!
费萨尔兄弟，如果你把这掉了 我们就都成烤豆了 (Waj) Brother Faisal, if you drop this, we re baked beans from here to Derby.
- 慢点儿，慢点儿 - 噢！ - Slowly, slowly. - (Faisal) Oh!
- 很好 - 好了 - It's good. - All right.
- 很好，很好 - 我们快离开这里 - (Waj) Good, good. - (Faisal) Let's get out of here.
- 好 - 快点，我要引爆了 - (Waj) OK. - (Barry) Come on. I'm gonna blow it.
- 准备好了吗？ - 好了 - Ready? - (Faisal) All right.
会很响吗？ (Waj) Is it gonna be loud?
你看到了吗？ (Waj) Did you see that?
太他妈棒了，巴里，太棒了，好极了 Fucking good, Barry. Fucking good. That were proper good!
- 干得好，巴里 - 你好吗？ - (Omar) Well done, Barry. - (Barry) What's up?
你看到了吗，兄弟，你看到了吗，兄弟 Did you miss it, bro? Did you miss it, bro?
我跟你说过的，巴里，不是吗 你们这些人在玩什么？ I told you before, Barry, didn't I? What were you lads playing at?
- 为什么不打给我，瓦伊？嗯？ - 我没有信用 - Why didn't you call me, Waj? Eh? - I didn't have no credit.
这样违反了反监视规定 我们明天才能回这里 This breaks anti-surveillance protocol. We shouldn't be back here till tomorrow.
规定是你应该待在这里，看着房子，巴里 The protocol is that you were supposed to stay here and guard the flat, Barry,
因为很有可能你被监控了 cos there's a good chance that you are being monitored.
这是伊斯兰教的观点吗，兄弟 我只听伊斯兰教的观点 Is that an Islamic argument, brother? I only listen to Islamic arguments.
那微波炉是我的，巴里 我买了十年了，松井牌的 That was my microwave, Barry. I had it ten years, that Matsui.
我该到场的 I should've been there.
你的微波炉牺牲得有意义 Your microwave has been well sacrificed.
别搞砸了我的圣战，这是我最后一次告诉你 Don't screw with my jihad. I m telling you for the last time.
- 你的圣战？你说“我的圣战” - 我的圣战，别搞砸了 - Your jihad? You said 'my jihad '. - Our jihad. Don't screw with it.
- 我们的圣战 - 他怎么说的，费萨尔 - Our jihad. - What did he say, Fess?
- 他是不是说“我的圣战”？ - 这有什么区别？ - Did he say 'my jihad '? - What difference does it make?
- 你说“我的圣战” - 那又怎么样？不过是件小事 - You said 'my jihad '. - So what? This is such a small thing.
嘿！ (Waj) Hey!
过来看这个 Come and have a look at this.
哈桑！ Hass!
克罗德！ Claude!
完了！ Shit!
好，该离开了，爱丽丝 Right, it's time to go now, Alice.
为什么？怎么了？ Why? What's going on?
没什么，我们只是需要你离开 Nothing. We just need you to go.
噢 Oh.
噢，我明白了，我知道这里怎么回事 Oh, I get it. I know what's going on here.
我知道你们是谁 I know what you lot are.
你们… You lot...
是被迫害的巴基斯坦移民 are a bunch of Paki-bashers.
- 什么？ - 断背山，同性恋 - What? - Mountie boys. Gays.
- 对，我们是同性恋 - 我不是 - (Omar) Yes, we are so gay. - (Waj) I'm not.
你是的，我们都是 Yes, you are. We all are.
不过主要是他们俩，对吗，诺曼？ But mainly it's these two. Isn't it, Norman?
- 对 - 对，你喜欢这个，不是吗？ - Yes. - Yeah, you love it, don't you?
我们得处理一些同性恋的事，我们所有人 We've got to get down to some gay business now, all of us.
你们不再是我的朋友了 You lot aren't my friends any more.
安全的，是吗？ Safe, is he?
她什么都没看到，我向安拉发誓，她没看到 She didn't see anything, man. I swear to God, she didn't see the...
螺栓和…，我会解决这事的 The bolts and the... I'll sort this out.
我会解决这事的，给我一分钟 I'll sort it out, man. Just give me a minute.
我会下去，把这事解决了 I'll go down and sort this shit out.
你会解决这事的，因为你要去杀了她 You are going to sort it out cos you re going to kill her.
杀了她？ Kill her?
我们要杀了她？ We're gonna kill her?
不是我们，瓦伊，是哈桑 Not us, Waj. Hass.
你想让我杀了她？ You want me to kill her?
你能上她，却不能杀她？你怎么回事？ You can fuck her, but you can't kill her? What's wrong with you?
巴里，把你的小刀给他 Give him your pocket knife, Barry.
给你，给，刀和叉，他妈的好好吃一顿 There we go. There. Knife and fork. Make a fucking meal of it.
我没有开玩笑，我看着像开玩笑吗？ I m not joking, bro. Do I look like I'm joking?
没有，快去吧 No. Now go on your way.
我该怎么做？ How do I do it?
把她头割下来，放在篮子里拿回来 Cut her head off and bring it back in a bucket.
把她头割了？ Chop her head off?
我们不是真的要杀她吧？你这个白痴！ We're not really gonna kill her, are we? You fucking idiot!
为什么不直接给猪打电话自首？ Why don't we just call up the pigs and dob ourselves in.
这样更明智，杀了人，让警察找到我们 That'd be clever. A body on our hands to trail back to us.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
这些东西该怎么办？ What are we gonna do with all this?
她已经看到了，我们得把东西搬走 She's seen it now. We've got to move it now.
- 我们把东西放在巴里的郊外小屋里 - 我们放在… - We're gonna put it in Barry's allotment. - We'll put it...
闭嘴，巴里，解决了，就这么定了 Shut up, Barry. Solved. Problem solved.
还是得爸爸回家来，给大家擦屁股 Daddy's come home and wiped everyone's arse, hasn't he?
圣战就是做这个，就是我来给你们擦屁股 That's what jihad's about. It's me wiping your arses.
噢，抱歉，稍等，喂，加沙？ Oh, sorry. One minute. Hello, Gaza?
对，奥马尔很乐意过来帮你 可是他来不了，他非常忙 Yeah, Omar would love to come and help but he can't, he's really busy
这些人的屁股喷出喷泉般的屎 他得去帮忙擦 wiping up the fountains of shit spraying out the arses of these...
这些人没用，站着干了我的姨妈 ...
这些穿着睡衣的鸟人 ...
好的，谢谢 OK, thank you.
谁打来的电话？ Who were on the phone?
请慢点 Slow down, please.
巴里，把我们完整地载过去，慢点 (Omar) Get us there in one piece, Barry. Go easy.
慢点！ Go easy!
别把东西弄炸了，巴里，开慢点 Don't rattle the stuff, Barry. Slow down, man.
用你们的眼睛看看，有警察 Use your eyes, boys. We've got a predator.
什么，送奶车？ What, the milk float?
- 那是送奶车！ - 联邦政府的人会穿便衣的，你白痴啊 - That's a milk float! - The Feds work undercover, you mug!
不，不 (Barry) No, no.
不，不！ No, no!
不，别这样 No, don't do this to me!
别这样！ Come on!
他妈的，他妈的，他妈的！ Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck!
他妈的，他妈的，他妈的！ Fuck, fuck, fuck it!
- 巴里，你修过了吗？ - 我修过了 - Did you fix this, then, Barry? - Yes, I fixed it!
- 是吗？ - 是零件的问题，它们是犹太人的 - Did you? - It's the parts. They're Jewish.
车的什么零件是犹太人的？ What parts in a car are Jewish?
- 火花塞？ - 火花塞 - (Faisal) Spark plugs? - (Barry) Spark plugs.
犹太人发明了火花塞来控制全球交通 Jews invented spark plugs to control global traffic.
好了，大家都冷静，我们拿上东西走过去 Right, everybody calm down. We're gonna grab the gear and walk.
好了，不过注意屋顶，可能还有埋伏 All right, but check the roofs, boys. There could still be an ambush.
小心，注意点 Careful, careful with that. Watch out.
慢慢来，自然一点，好吗？ Easy does it. Just act natural. OK?
一点震动，这都会爆炸，是吗？ (Barry) One jolt and this stuff could go, right?
得跑得平稳点，好吗？ You got to run smooth, right?
跑快一点，但是稳一点 You got to run fast, but you got to run smooth, right?
就像这样 Like this, right?
快而慢，稳而快 This is fast but slow, smooth but fast.
巴里，我们没事的！伙计们，我们没事！ 没必须要这样 Barry, we're fine! Lads, we're fine! There's no need for any of this.
我们没事，是吗？ 我们被他妈的包围了，看啊 We're fine, are we? We're fucking surrounded. Look.
- 所有人都过来了 - 奥马尔！ - (Omar) Everybody get off the road. - Omar!
谁在说话，我就让他跳到炸药爆炸 Anybody talks, I m gonna make them jump up and down till they go bang.
别说话了，让我来处理，好吗？ Just keep your mouths shut and let me deal with this, all right?
嘿，最近怎么样？ Hey, man. How s it going?
你身材练的不错嘛，兄弟 Nice little one-pack you got going on there, bro.
你嘴真甜啊，奥马尔 You're a pint of sauce, Omar.
你是不是连续跑了一英里 也没停下来喝杯奶昔？ Have you managed to run a mile yet without stopping for a milkshake?
- 应该说是12英里，好吗？ - 真的？ - Make that 12 miles. All right, lads? - All right.
包里是什么啊？ What's with the bags?
- 去买东西了 - 软糖 - Shopping. - Marzipan.
- 玩具 - 鸡肉 - Toys. - Chicken.
- 我们准备去踢足球 - 是吗？ - We're about to go and play football. - Yeah?
我们得拿着这些东西去球场了 We should grab all this kit and head down there to the pitch.
- 对 - 好了，兄弟 - (Matt) Yeah. - (Omar) All right, bro.
好，回见 Right. See you in a bit, man.
嘿，伙计们，等等，看，你们忘了这个 Hey, lads. Wait, look. You forgot this.
怎么了？ What's that?
包里装满了非常易碎的… That bag's full of really fragile...
球鞋 boots.
- 他们没事吧？ - 没事，他们在做腿部练习 - Are they all right? - Yeah. That's just thigh exercises.
- 什么？ - 蹲跑，你知道的，用蹲的姿势跑 - What? - Quad squats. You know, squat jogs.
这是…这是马拉松的训练方式 我以为你知道呢 It's just... It's for the marathon. I thought you'd know.
- 是吗？蹲跑？ - 对 - Yeah? Squat jogs? - Yeah.
好了，回头见 All right, man. See you in a bit.
像那样 Like that.
- 蹲跑，是吗？ - 对，对 - Squat jogs, yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
- 蹲下？ - 再低点 - Down? - Bit lower.
- 注意安全！ - 好的 - Safe-age, mate! - All right, man.
- 保重！ - 好的，好的 - Talke care, man. - Yeah, yeah.
- 好了，兄弟们！ - 噢，赞美安拉，兄弟 - (Waj) All right, brothers? - Oh, Alhamdulillah, bro.
- 对 - 我们很熟练 - Yeah. - We skilled it.
费萨尔呢？ Where's Faisal?
嘿，大家过来看 Hey, boys. Boys, come and have a look at this.
你看到他了吗？ Can you see him?
嘿，兄弟！ (Barry) Hey, bro!
跑啊！ Run!
嘿，费萨尔兄弟 (Waj) Hey, brother Faisal!
翻墙过来，费萨尔！ Over the wall, Faisal!
- 对，跑快点，兄弟！ - 对，但是又别太快！ - (Waj) Yeah, run faster, bro! - (Barry) Yeah, but not too fast!
他在哪儿？ Where is he?
- 他殉教了 - 奥马尔兄弟，他去天堂了，永生了 - It was a martyr's death. - Gone to paradise, innit, brother Omar?
- 他中断了基础设施建设 - 他怎么做到的？ - (Barry) He disrupted the infrastructure. - How did he do that?
他炸死了一只羊 He took out a sheep.
精彩地炸死了那只羊 Magnificently took it right out.
是吗？ Did he?
- 袭击了食物供应 - 羊有部分在里面…跟他在一起 - Attacked the food supply. - Some of it's in there... with him.
- 什么？ - 我分不开来 - What? - I couldn't separate it.
那么他是什么？是殉教者还是咖喱烩菜？ So what is he, lads? Is he a martyr or is he a fuclking jalfrezi?
- 他是殉教者 - 对，这是狗屁！ - He's a martyr. - Right, this is bullshit!
- 他不是殉教者 - 他是的，他是战争的一部分 - He is not a martyr. - Yes, he is. He's part of the war.
什么战争？与非教徒绵羊的斗争？ What war? The war on lkuffar sheep?
- 他是最后圣战的第一个英雄 - 他不是英雄，他是白痴 - He's the first hero of the final jihad. - He's not a hero, he's a dickhead.
你们也是，你们都是白痴 And so are you, you re all diclkheads.
喔，兄弟，这真是胡言乱语 Whoa, brother. That is out of order.
我决定了，巴里，行动取消 I've made a decision, Barry. The mission's off.
结束了，我不干了 It's finished, I'm done with this.
你接受不了战争，兄弟，你动摇了 (Barry) You can't handle the war, brother. You're having a wobble.
我没什么好动摇的，我想得很清楚 I've got nothing to have a wobble about. My conscience is clear.
- 是你杀了费萨尔 - 我没有杀他 - You're the one who killed Faisal! - I didn't kill him!
是你杀的，你把他带进来 Yes, you did, you brought TV Palki in
你看到他在一个公众会议上耍把戏 after you saw him making an arse out of himself
这个会议你根本就不该参加！ at a public meeting you shouldn't even have been at.
他泄露了我们的藏身之地 And he blew our cover.
从那时候开始，你让所有人变得多疑 Ever since then, you've had everybody so paranoid,
可怜的费萨尔因为慌张把自己弄死了 poor little Faisal's panicked himself to death.
- 所以真的是哈桑杀了他 - 不，你杀了他 - So really Hassan killed him. - No, you killed him.
不，你杀了他，你听到他说什么的 No, you killed him. You heard what he said.
- 你的责任更大 - 我觉得他死了是件好事 - You killed him more. - I thought it was a good thing he died.
他不是殉教者吗？这是好事，对吗？ Isn't he a martyr? It's a good thing, right?
好吧，我是杀了他 All right, I did kill him, then.
我让他殉教了，他现在在上面，给我占座 I martyred him. He's up there now, keeping my seat warm.
- 好了，孩子们，我们走吧 - 我觉得我也为他殉教出了一点力 - Come on, our kid, let's go. - I think I martyred him a bit, too.
什么 What?
- 我们得继续 - 你有计划吗，瓦伊？ - We got to keep on. - You got a plan, Waj?
- 炸掉点东西 - 我们炸什么呢，瓦伊？ - Blow something up. - What are we going to blow up, Waj?
互联网 Internet.
我们为了费萨尔兄弟炸掉互联网 We'll blow up the internet for brother Faisal
我们是圣战战士，兄弟，对吗？ We're mujahid, brother, yeah?
橡皮划艇激流勇进，对吗？ Rubber Dinghy Rapids, yeah?
你不是圣战战士，你是他妈的白痴 You're not a mujahid. You're a fuclking idiot.
你觉得真正的圣战战士 会在乎橡皮划艇激流勇进吗？ Do you think a real mujahid gives a fuck about Rubber Dinghy Rapids
从去麦加的猫这本书中获得信仰 and gets his deen from The Cat That Wemt To Mecca,
这本书他都读不完，因为对他来说太高深了 a book he can't finish cos it's far too fucking advanced for him?
我跟你说，我给你指条路，你为什么不… I tell you what, I've got a plan for you. Why don't you go with...
跟大熊巴洛和毛绒娃娃一起 ...
去树林里探险？ ...and lose yourself in the forest?
扔手榴弹，从树里跳出来 ...
一屁股坐在笔记本上，炸了互联网 (Male voices)
奥马尔 Omar!
愿你安好，奥马尔 Salaam, Omar.
愿你安好，兄弟 Salaam alaylkum, bro.
你和你的朋友们看上去跟废物一样 You and your boys look like... something rubbish.
你还好吧，奥马尔 You all right, Omar?
就目前来看，很好啊 Yeah, yeah. I am, as it goes.
- 听着，我能问你点事吗？ - 问吧，兄弟 - Listen, can I ask you something? - Why not, brother?
算了，不用了，你已经开始做那种表情了 Screw it, doesn't matter. You've already started doing the face.
来参加我们的学习小组吧，奥马尔 Why not come to our study group, Omar?
干嘛，让我连着看四个小时这种表情啊 What, and get a four-hour dose of that face?
一副聪明人的表情，酝酿着上百万条教义 The floaty face of the wise bird, hovering on a million quotes,
时刻准备把你那些 没用的智慧倒进我的脑子里 about to do a massive wisdom shit on my head.
算了吧 Forget it.
奥马尔，你在做什么？现在是半夜啊 Omar, what are you doing? It's the middle of the night.
这是什么？ What is that?
- 这是海雀聚会 - 什么？ - It's a puffin party. - A what?
- 是海雀派对 - 海雀派对？ - It's a puffin party. - A puffin party?
- 我在跟瓦伊的海雀说话 - 奥马尔，你在说什么？ - I'm tallking to Waj s puffin. - Omar, what are you talking about?
是我的兄弟们，我背弃了他们 It's the boys. I've left them.
现在哈桑的海雀不肯跟我讲话 瓦伊的海雀刚让我走开 Now Hassan's puffin won't tallk to me, Waj's puffin s just told me to piss off,
巴里的海雀都变红了，躲在海盗帽下 Barry's puffin's turned all red and is hiding under the pirate hat.
费萨尔死了 Faisal's dead.
他死了，他们… He's dead. They...
他拿着炸药，被羊绊倒了 He was carrying explosives and he tripped up over a sheep.
他们都是白痴，索菲亚 They're total idiots, Sof.
肯定是安拉让他被羊害死的 Well, it must have been God's plan for him to be blown up on a sheep.
别这么说，索菲亚，这怎么会是安拉的意思？ Come on, Sof. How can that be God's plan?
安拉不会把兄弟们交给巴里的，对吗 Well, it can't be God's plan to leave the lads with Barry, can it?
过来 Come here.
亲爱的，你想当人体炸弹的时候 比现在可有趣多了 You were much more fun when you were gonna blow yourself up, love.
我是要当人体炸弹的，对吗？ I am gonna blow myself up, right?
只是不炸清真寺，或药妆店，或农场 Just not in a mosque or in a chemist's or on top of a duck.
对的，如果他们想炸错误的地方 Right, well, if they're gonna blow themselves up in the wrong place,
你得保证你会炸对地方 you've got to make sure you'all blow up in the right place.
索菲亚，我都没法让他们安安静静地 搅拌自己的茶 Sof, I can't even get them to stir their tea without smashing a window.
你的心怎么说的，嗯？ What does your heart say, hmm?
安拉在你的心里，爸爸 God's in your heart, Dad.
噢，是你啊，过来 Oi, you, come here.
对不起，我听到你们在说话 Sorry, I heard talking.
能给我把辛巴圣战的故事讲完吗？ Can we finish off the story about Simba's jihad?
好，我们可以明天讲，去睡觉 Yeah, we can do that tomorrow. Come on, off to bed.
他成为殉教者了吗，爸爸？ Does he become a martyr, eh, Dad?
不要担心，因为如果他被炸成碎片 Don't you worry, cos even if he gets blown to bits,
他会微笑着死去 he's gonna die smiling.
- 他会直接上天堂 - 对 - He'll go straight to heaven. - Yeah.
对，他的头还没碰到天花板，他就在天堂了 He'll be in heaven before his head hits the ceiling.
在距离市中心不到两公里处 发现一个亚洲男人的头颅 A Asia man 's head was foud less tha 2 miles fo the city center today.
斯蒂芬·斐伯发现了这颗亚洲人头颅 Steven Fap discoveed the Asia man 's head
头颅从树上掉下来，差点砸到他的狗 when it nealy fell onto his dog out of a tee.
这颗头从树上掉下来 差点砸到我的狗 A head fell out of the tree ad ealy hit my dog.
死者身份还没查明 The man has not been idetified,
不过看来他可能死于自制炸药 but it sees that he may have died while tyig to cause a explosion.
- 喂，麦特…麦特在吗？ - 他在后面 - Yo, Matt... Is Matt here? - He's in the back.
- 特瑞，出去一下，兄弟 - 你说什么 - Terry, step outside, bro. - Say that again.
我要你出去一下，去买个多纳圈 I need you to go outside. Get a doughnut.
- 我有啊 - 再去买一个 - I've got one. - Get another one.
- 麦特？ - 噢，谢谢 - Matt? - Oh, thanks!
- 奥马尔？ - 对 - Omar? - Yeah, mate.
- 你能帮我一下吗？ - 我得先问你件事 - Can you can help me with this? - I got to ask you something first.
我定了小丑服，他们给了我这个 I booked a clown and they gave me this.
这衣服是倒立的，我不能穿这个跑步！ It's the wrong way up. I can't run in a wrong-way-up clown!
他们说，“是你自己订的” They said, 'You ordered it. '
- 我为什么要订个倒立的小丑？ - 没事的 - Why would I order a wrong-way-up clown? - It's fine.
- 我能帮你解决 - 我都不知道我订的是哪件 - I can sort you out. - I didn't even know what one was.
我帮你再找一件服装，让你跑马拉松 I can sort you out with another costume so you can do the marathon.
我说，“跑马拉松时 我穿着这件难以置信的衣服” I said, 'You re gonna cause a pile-up at the marathon with me
“会引起人们围观相撞，撞爆我的屁股” 'flat to my arse in a costume I can't even bloody believe exists. '
我家里有件兔子服可以给你 你可以穿着兔子服跑马拉松 I've got you a rabbit costume at home. You can run the marathon in that.
- 我能扮成兔子吗？ - 当然可以 - Can I run in a rabbit? - Course you can.
太棒了，是兔子，对吗，不用慌了，没事了？ It's amazing. It's a rabbit, right? Panic over. Done?
- 对，很抱歉 - 我得问你件事儿 - Yes, I'm sorry. - I've got to aslk you something.
你有没有…？你有没有看新闻？ Have you? Have you seen the news?
- 看到了，头嘛 - 关于这个你知道些什么？ - Yeah, the head. - What do you know about that?
他们说是圣战 Well, they're just saying it's jihadi.
他们找到他了，拍到他炸飞一只乌鸦 They've got him. Filmed him blowing up a crow.
不是圣战吧，是吗？ 奥马尔，怎么会炸乌鸦呢？ It's not jihadi, though, is it, Omar, blowing up a crow?
奥马尔？ Omar?
不，这是文化方面的习惯 我们有次参加婚礼，拿火箭筒打鸵鸟 No, it's a cultural thing. We bazooka-ed an ostrich at that wedding I was at.
- 是吗？ - 是，我…我得走了，麦特 - Yeah? - Yeah, I... I've got to go, Matt.
妈的！ (Waj) Shit!
安拉帮助我们 God help us.
- 是警察 - 好了，拿好武器 - (Hassan) That's the police, man. - (Barry) All right. Arm yourselves.
好了吗？ All right?
- 喂 - 给我让开，巴里 - Oi. - (Omar) Get out of my way, Barry.
喂，从后门滚出去！你不属于这里 Oi! Fuck off out the back door! You're not part of this now.
这是紧急情况，他们找到费萨尔的头了 Lads, this is an emergency. They found Faisal's head.
你们说把头埋在你房子下五英尺深的地方 The head that you buried 5 feet underneath your shed
却从树上掉下来，砸在狗身上 fell out of a tree onto a dog
很好，狗与伊斯兰相抵触 Good. Dogs contradict Islam.
警察要找到我们了 Dibble is onto us, lads.
- 警察要找到我们了 - 我跟你说过，那是膝盖 - Dibble is on to us. - I told you, it was a knee.
是头，明显是头 (Barry) That was a head. It was obviously a head.
有关节的！ It had a hinge!
好了，我刚见了麦特 Right. So, I've just seen Matt.
麦特明天要跑伦敦马拉松 Matt is running the London marathon tomorrow.
他要穿着兔子服跑步 He's doing it in costume.
你知道他们可以穿服装跑步的吧？ 那么我们也可以 You know they run in costume? Well, so can we.
我们正好可以把装备藏在服装里 We can disguise the gear in there and it's perfect.
有现场直播，一路都有重要目标 We've got live TV, prime targets all along the road.
我们有目标了，奥马尔，清真寺 We've got a target, Omar. It's the mosque.
你见到安拉时 (Omar) When you meet God,
你想跟他说，“我为兄弟们引爆炸弹” do you want to tell him, 'I struck a blow for the brothers '?
- 还是“我炸死了很多兄弟” - 炸死了很多兄弟，他会喜欢的 - Or 'I blew a load of them up '? - Blew a load of em up. He'll love that.
快点吧，伙计们，瓦伊 Come on, lads. Waj?
我不跟你一伙了，奥马尔兄弟 I'm not on your side any more, brother Omar.
- 你嘲弄了我，兄弟 - 赞美安拉 - You ripped me up, bro. - Mashallah.
瓦伊，兄弟… Waj, bro...
我真的很对不起 I'm really sorry.
因为费萨尔，我心里一团糟 My head was in a mess cos of Faisal.
我该留下的 I should've stayed.
那你为什么不留下呢？ Why didn't you, then?
因为我犯错误了 Cos I made a mistake.
不过你没有，你听从了自己的心 做了正确的事 But you didn't. You listened to your heart and you did the right thing.
不，别理他，瓦伊，他在献媚 No, ignore him, Waj. He s being nice.
不能只靠献媚赢得辩论 You cannot win an argument just by being nice.
不能只靠献媚，巴里 我同时也是对的，不是吗？ Not just by being nice, Baz. I'm right as well, aren't I?
你不能只因为对，赢得辩论 You cannot win an argument just by being right.
- 不能吗？ - 不能，决不 - No? - No. No way.
- 我觉得能的，巴里 - 谁问你了，蠢蛋？ - I think maybe you can, Barry? - Who asked you, fuck-brain?
巴里不是好头领，奥马尔兄弟 Barry's not a good emir, brother Omar.
让我在森林里做坏事 He made me do bad stuff in the woods.
做什么了？ Like what?
他说，如果我是合格的圣战战士 He said, if I was a proper mujahid,
我就能往自己嘴里撒尿 I'd wiz in my own mouth.
你让他往自己嘴里撒尿？ You made him wee in his own gob?
你是怎么回事啊，兄弟 What is wrong with you, bro?
这是服从，这是服从的规则 It's submission. It's the rules of submission.
感觉非常不好，兄弟 (Waj) It felt really bad, brother.
只要目标对了，就不会太难做 It's not too tricky once you get the aim right,
不过让人感觉非常不对 but it just feels like really proper wrong.
尿冲过牙齿 All wee splashing off your teeth.
兄弟，我发誓，兄弟 我会叫你去做人体炸弹 Bro, I swear, bro, I may ask you to blow yourself up
但我决不叫你往自己嘴里撒尿 but I will never ask you to piss in your own mouth.
- 是吗？ - 是的，兄弟，我答应你 - Yeah? - Yeah, bro. Promise.
- 不用再向嘴里撒尿 - 我答应你，兄弟 - No more widdle in my gob. - Promise, bro.
橡皮划艇激流勇进 Rubber Dinghy Rapids.
橡皮划艇激流勇进 Rubber Dinghy Rapids, brother.
橡皮划艇激流勇进 Rubber Dinghy Rapids.
看到了吗，哈桑兄弟？ See this, brother Hass?
这是同性恋，不是穆斯林，是同性恋 It's gays at work. It's not Muslims, it's gays.
好了，哈桑兄弟，马拉松还是清真寺？ OK, brother Hass, marathon or mosque?
- 不管选哪个，我们都要去炸的，对吗？ - 对，炸成碎片，兄弟 - Either way, we're gonna blow, right? - Yeah, to pieces, brother.
对，不过…我们微笑着死去，兄弟 Yeah, but... we die smiling, bro.
好，刺激 Yeah, wicked.
刺激，好 Wicked. Yeah, man.
我们去马拉松炸飞那些强壮的人 Let's blow up a load of fit slags at the marathon, yeah?
噢，好！ (Hassan) Oh, yes!
好，兄弟 (Omar) Yes, bro.
刺激，好！ (Hassan) Wicked. Yes!
过来，巴里，我们是狮子，兄弟 Come on, Barry. We re lions, bro.
- 四头狮子 - 好！ - Four lions. - (Hassan) Yes!
好兄弟 Good lad.
趴地上！ Down on the floor!
马上回来 I'll be two minutes.
什么事？ (Sofia) What's it concerning?
我们想知道你小叔子在哪里 We trying to ascertain the whereabouts of your brother-in-law.
怎么了，出什么事了？ Why, what's up?
告诉我们你最后一次见他是什么时候 Tell us when you saw him last.
嗯… Well...
我记不起最后一次见他的时候了 I can't remember the last time I saw him.
护士，你还在值班？抱歉 Right, nurse, still on shift? Sorry.
七号病房的数据拿到了 So, I've got the stats back from cubicle seven.
他们需要给膝盖输更多血 They need some more blood supplies for the knee.
什么？ The what?
对，膝腱，膝腱断了 Yes, the knee string. The knee string s come off.
我现在下班了 I've finished my shift now.
所以我要带团队去顶楼 So I'm going to take my team up to the top floor.
- 好吗？ - 好的 - Right? - OK.
我们上面见 So I'll see you up there.
好吗？ Yeah?
- 好 - 好 - OK. - Yeah?
你们还好吗，要逮捕我吗？ You all right, lads. You going to arrest me?
- 不，不 - 你们继续 - No, no. - Carry on.
好 OK.
好，你最后一次见到小叔子是什么时候？ Right, so your brother-in-law, when was the last time you saw him?
嗯，我说过了，两个月之前 (Sofia) Er, lilke I said, about two months ago.
快点，我们迟到了 (Omar) Come on lads, we're late.
- 一切都好吧？ - 一切都好 - Is it all right? - It's all right there now.
- 好 - 好，我们快完事了 - Yeah. - Right, we're nearly done, our lkid.
对，快完事了 (Waj) Yeah, nearly done.
- 好吗？ - 好 - (Omar) OK? - (Waj) Yeah.
圣战战士，兄弟们！ Mujahid, brothers!
- 圣战战士 - 圣战战士，哈桑兄弟 - (Barry) Mujahid. - Mujahid, brother Hassan.
圣战战士 (Hassan) Mujahid!
我们做的是对的吧，兄弟 Defo right thing, yeah, bro?
什么？ What?
炸死非信徒 Blowing up kuffar and that?
- 完全合法的，对吗？ - 对 - Totally legit, yeah? - Yeah.
很好，刺激 Good. Wicked.
我只是…只是确认一下 I was just... just checking and that.
瓦伊，不要听从你的大脑，兄弟 Waj, don't listen to your brain, bro.
好吗？撒旦会进去那里，搅乱你的想法 OK? The shaitan, he gets in there with his wasa-wasa.
你要做的是听从你的心，记得吗？ What you've got to do, you've got to listen to your heart. Remember?
- 我的心，对，奥马尔兄弟 - 那么，你的心说什么了？ - My heart. Yeah, brother Omar. - So, what does your heart say?
它说，嗯… It says, er...
“这是错的，瓦伊，不要做” 'It's wrong, Waj, don't do it. '
那你的大脑怎么说？ And what does your brain say?
“我们在这里… 'We re here...
“准备好了 "...together, strapped up
“如果退缩，就太可悲了” 'and it would be, like, well pathetic to cop out now. '
对，嗯… Right, um...
- 他该听从他的大脑 - 不，他该听从他的心，巴里 - So he should listen to his brain. - No, he's got to listen to his heart, Barry.
不管怎样，这是瓦伊的大脑 我们什么时候开始听瓦伊的大脑说什么了 Anyway, this is Waj's brain. Since when do we listen to Waj's brain?
- 抱歉，兄弟 - 不，我同意，我脑子跟浆糊似的 - Sorry, bro. - No, I agree. I'm thick as fudge.
他的大脑说去做吧，那么他的大脑就是对的 His brain says do it, so his brain's got to be right!
不是他的大脑说的，是他的心说的，巴里 That can't be his brain, right? That's his heart, Barry.
- 感觉像我的大脑，兄弟 - 好，事情是这样的 - Feels like my brain, brother. - OK, this is what's happened.
事情是这样的，撒旦迷惑了你 What's happened is, the shaitan has confused you.
他对调了你的大脑和心 He's swapped round your brain and your heart.
所以，别听你以为的心说的话 So, don't listen to what you think is your heart,
因为那其实是你的大脑 cos that's actually your brain -
被伪装成你的心 in disguise as your heart.
对吗？你以为是大脑 Right? And what you thought was your brain,
那是……是你的心 that's... that's your heart.
其实是你的心 That's actually your heart.
我的大脑是我的心 My brain is my heart.
你明白了，孩子，所以… You got it, our kid. So just...
这里是什么？ What's up there?
心 Heart.
好，听从你的心 OK? Yeah? Follow your heart.
干得好，兄弟 Nice one, brother.
- 是吗？ - 干得好，赞美安拉 - Right? - Nice one. Alhamdulillah.
- 嘿，嘿！ - 怎么了？ - Hey, hey! - (Omar) What?
噢，天哪 Oh, behn choad!
我们为儿童慈善跑步 We're doing a fun run for a kid's charity.
伸展，伸展，伸展 Stretches, stretches, stretches.
- 我们为慈善跑步 - 什么类型的慈善？ - We're running for charity. - What kind of charity?
- 为了孩子 - 哪种孩子？ - For kids. - What kind of kids?
警察的孩子 Policemen's kids.
你好吗，长官？ You all right, officer?
- 跑步迟到了吧？ - 你有什么事？ - Late for the fun run, lads? - What's it to you?
对，是迟到了，你知道怎么去红区吗？ Yeah, we are, actually. Do you know how we can get to the red zone?
穿这个跑不了吧 You can't run in that, can you?
他穿反了 He just drew the short straw.
四只袖子都短吗？ Four short straws were there?
红区？在那后面，左拐 Red zone? It's back down there, left.
再左拐，然后你能看到值勤的人 他们会告诉你车停哪里 Second left again, then there's marshals. They'll tell you where to park.
谢谢你 Thank you.
穿这衣服会死的 You're gonna die in that gear, lads.
- 非常有可能 - 绝对有可能 - That's more than likely. - (Waj) Proper likely.
我们都会死的，对 (Barry) We re all going to die, yeah.
不过是为了正确的原因 It's all for a good cause, though.
嗯，祝你们好运 Well, good luck.
祝你有愉快的一天 Have a good day.
大家都好了吗？都准备好了吗？ (Omar) Everybody OK? Everybody strapped up?
起爆器打开了吗？哈桑，号码记住了吗？ Got your detonator on? Hass, you got your number?
哈桑，号码记住了吗？ Hass, have you got your number?
嘿！ Hey!
- 他去哪里啊？ - 该死！ - Where the fuck has he gone? - Shit!
他到底在做什么？ What the fuck is he doing?
救命！救命！ Help! Help!
- 我是个人体炸弹！ - 停下！ - I'm accidentally a suicide bomber! - Stop!
- 我有炸弹！ - 他去投降了 - I've got a bomb! - He's bottled it.
是服装的缘故，腿让他的手向上举着 It's the costume. The legs make the hands go up.
- 我有炸弹，不过这是个错误 - 不，他说他有炸弹 - I've got a bomb but it's a mistake! - No, he said he's got a bomb.
- 你有炸弹？ - 对，不过我不是人体炸弹！ - (Policeman) You've got a bomb? - Yeah, but I'm not a bomber!
别担心 Don't worry.
- 这是个他妈的恶作剧！ - 不，不！ - This is a fucking bad prank, mate! - No, no!
不，我是真的，但现在不是了 No, I'm real, but not any more.
你是真的，但现在不是了？ You're real but not any more?
我听不懂，你有炸弹吗？ I don't understand. Have you got a bomb?
对，但是不会爆炸 Yes, but it's not going to go off.
- 这我怎么知道？ - 看 - How do I know that? - Look.
我们现在得跑了 We've got to go, now.
我们得走了 We need to go, now.
赶紧的！ Now!
走！快，快走 (Omar) Go! Come on, go!
瓦伊，去找一些目标，我在顶楼见你们 Waj, try and find some targets. I'll see you on the top floor, our kid.
雷迪森类型的顶楼套房 Radisson-style penthouse suite!
跑得稳一点，瓦伊 Smooth running, Waj.
跑得稳一点，瓦伊，跑得稳一点 'Smooth running, Waj. Smooth running. '
- 你杀了哈森！ - 他向警察投降了 - You killed Hassan! - He bottled.
你剥夺了他的选择，你让他不能成为殉教者 You took away his choice. You de-martyred him.
你跟瓦伊说他的心是大脑 他的嘴巴是肛门的时候 Did Waj have a choice when you told him
他有得选择吗？ his heart was his brain and his gob was his ring piece?
是你炸烂了你的朋友 You tomatoed your friend.
- 巴里… - 你抹杀了他的特殊需要 - Barry... - You've killed the special-needs donkey.
不，我没有 No, I haven't.
让他爆炸！ Let him blow!
让那笨蛋爆炸！ Let the retard blow!
妈的！ Fuck!
喂，你，停下！ Oi, you, stop!
没事吧，兄弟 All right, bro?
嘿！ Hey!
别动！ Stay there!
我有炸弹！ I m fucking loaded! Yeah?
现在不敢惹我了吧？ No messing now, yeah?
就这样，别动 That's it. Stay there.
关上，把门关上，关上 Shut it. Shut the metal. Shut it.
关上！ Shut it!
好了，伙计们，看到了吗？ Right, lads. See this, yeah?
要是你们谁敢动 Any of you do anything,
我们就都变成烤豆 we're all turning baked beans, all right?
不许耍花招，知道吗？ No fucking messing now. Yeah?
目标确认是鸵鸟和灰熊 (Radio) Target confirmatios are ostrich ad grizzly bear.
鸵鸟和灰熊是目标 Ostrich ad grizzly bear are the targets.
熊被击中，重复，熊被击中，我击中了熊 The bear is down. Repeat, the bear is down. I got the bear.
我觉得那是个雪人，是个雪人 I think that's a wookie. That's a wookie.
不，不是的，是熊 No, it's not, it's a bear.
是雪人还是熊，控制台？ Is a wookie a bear, control?
目标改变，现在由熊变成蜜糖怪兽 The bear taget has chaged. Target bear is now target Honey Monster.
蜜糖怪兽是熊吗？ Is a honey monster a bear?
蜜糖怪兽不是熊 A honey monster is not a bear.
蜜糖怪兽是熊 A honey monster is a bear.
蜜糖怪兽已被击中，他是目标，是熊 The honey monster is down. He was a target. He was a bear.
蜜糖怪兽被击倒了？ The honey monster is down?
蜜糖怪兽没有被击倒，控制台 我们击中了一个雪人 The honey monster is not down, control. We have a woolkie down.
- 雪人是什么？ - 是熊，是熊 - What's a wookie? - A bear. It's a bear!
不，是雪人，你把他当熊给射杀了 No, it is a wookie. You've just shot it as a bear.
- 雪人是熊吗 - 是熊，重复，是熊 - Is a wookie a bear? - It's a bear. Repeat, it's a bear.
雪人被击中，雪人不是目标 The wookie is down. The wookie is not the target.
它必须是目标，我刚打中它了 Well, it must be the target. I just shot it.
我把这吃完，然后我们一起上天堂，好吗？ I'll just finish this, then we re all off to heaven, all right?
殉教者套房，专用酒廊 Martyrs suite, VIP lounge.
你要杀了我们吗？ Are you going to kill us?
我可能还有点时间，不过我要杀了你们 Well, I might have some seconds, but I kind of am, yeah.
为什么？ Why?
为了圣战，杀死非信徒 For jihad, man. Kuffar and that.
可我们支持圣战，兄弟 But we support jihad, bro.
我解释不了，所以… I can't explain it, lads, but...
如果奥马尔兄弟在这里 If brother Omar were here,
我发誓他会解释给你们听 I swear he'd tell you knowledge proper good.
- 奥马尔？ - 瓦伊？ - Omar? - Waj?
- 兄弟，你在天堂了吗？ - 不是，兄弟 - Are you in paradise, bro? - No, bo.
- 我在咖啡厅里，你在哪里？ - 我在烤肉店 - I'm in a cafe. Where are you? - I'm in a kebab shop.
我有人质，就像反恐精英一样 I've got hostages and everything, lilke Xbox Counter-Strike.
- 好，听着，瓦伊，你得… - 他们都是兄弟 - Right, listen, Waj. You ve got to... - Thig is, they'e all btothes.
我带他们一起死的话，我还能积上分的吧 就像积分卡一样？ I still get points for taking them with me, though, yeah? Lilke Nectar card?
奥马尔？ Omar?
- 放他们走，就留一个 - 嗯？ - Let them all go. Just keep one of them. - Eh?
抓住其中一个，其他都放走，瓦伊 Just grab one of them. Let the rest of them go, Waj.
好的 OK.
好，你留下 Right, you stay.
你们三个走吧 You three can go.
走！ Go!
好，现在听好了，瓦伊 OK. Now listen, Waj.
你之前说这是不对的 What you were saying before about this being wrong,
你说对了，这是错的 you were right, it is wrong.
- 我不…你什么意思？ - 对你来说 - I don't... What do you mean? - For you.
对你来说，瓦伊，你做的事是错的 For you, Waj, doing what you're doing is wrong.
对，我知道，感觉很不对，兄弟 可这样才说明了这是对的，不是吗？ Yeah, I know. It feels really wrong, bro. But that's why it's right, yeah?
不，你没明白 No, you're confused, bro.
我明白的，兄弟 I'm not confused, brother.
不，你没明白，是我混淆了你的想法 Yes, you are confused. I confused you.
可我困惑的时候，我会有困惑的表情 But when I m confused, I got my confused face.
等等 Wait.
兄弟，我刚拍了自己的脸 这绝对不是我困惑的脸 Bro, I just took a picture of my face. It's defo not my confused face.
- 瓦伊，我不需要… - 我发给你 - Waj, I don't need... - I'll send it you.
瓦伊，瓦伊，等等 Waj. Waj, wait.
听说我，瓦伊，等等 Listen to me, Waj. Wait.
“听我说”，现在帮他擦屁股太晚了 'Listen to me. ' It's too late to stick your hand up his arse now.
啊，看看你 Ah, look at the Paki Bono.
你想给他打电话？ You want to call him?
你想给那只特殊需要的驴打电话？ You want to call the special-needs donkey?
给你 Here you go.
你忘了电话卡 You forgot the SIM card.
借过，借过 Mind out. Mind out the way.
放松，没事的 Easy, chap. OK.
没事的，我懂急救，就这样，别用力 It's all right, I can Heimlich. That's it, don't fight me.
- 等等 - 我以前做过的，孩子 - Wait. - I've done this before, sonny.
就这样，别反抗 That's it. Don't fight it.
就这样，就这样 That's it, that's it.
接着花生！ And catch the peanut!
限制号码，我不接限制号码的电话 Number withheld. I don't do 'number withheld '.
接吧，兄弟，可能是重要的事 Answer it, bro. It could be important!
嘿，对，可能我赢了苹果手机呢 Hey, yeah. Maybe I won an iPhone.
- 瓦伊？ - 我赢了吗？ - Waj? - Have I won?
瓦伊，我是爱德，我是特别行动组的 我在外面 Waj, this is Ed. I m with Special Branch. I m just outside.
- 你怎么知道我电话号码的？ - 瓦伊，我们能谈谈吗？ - How did you get this number? - Waj, can we tallk?
- 你们在橙子通信公司有间谍吗？ - 什么？ - Have you got agents at Orange? - I'm sorry?
你们在橙子通信公司 安排了双面间谍，是吗？ You've got proper double agents working at Orange, haven't you?
我就知道我该用O2通信公司的网络 我在O2通信有很多朋友 I knew I should have gone to O2. I've got loads of friends on O2.
瓦伊，你的要求是什么？ Waj, what are your demands?
我没有要求 I don't have any.
麻烦你，请问有这款手机的手机卡吗？ Excuse me, mate. Have you got a SIM card for this phone, please?
这个型号的没有 不过跟我过来，我们能帮你解决 Not for that model, but we can sort one out for you if you want to come with me.
这个能用吗？我有急用，打开了吗？ Can you make this work. I need it. Is it on?
这只是个模型机，你需要吗？ It's only a display model. Do you want that one?
对，我要，我需要 Yeah, I want it. I need it.
戈登？能帮我拿那个手机吗？ Gordon? Can you get that phone for me, please, mate?
瓦伊，你为什么这么做？ Waj, why are you doing this?
橡皮划艇激流勇进 Rubber Dinghy Rapids.
什么？ Sorry?
橡皮划艇激流勇进，兄弟，急速漂移 Rubber Dinghy Rapids, bro. Fast traclk.
就像奥尔顿塔主题公园里的那样 Straight on the rides, like Alton Towers.
- 不用排队 - 瓦伊，你喜欢游乐场？ - No queue. - You like funfairs then, Waj?
不是游乐场，兄弟，是主题公园 It's not a funfair, bro, it's a theme park.
游乐场？你多大啊？ Funfair? How old are you?
奥尔顿塔主题公园有疗养的 Alton Towers got a spa, bro.
- 赶紧的 - 好的 - Just now. - All right, mate.
我在帮你弄呢，需要12个月的吗？ I'm doing it for you. Would you like 12 months?
- 合约 - 什么都可以 - Contract? - Any.
- 快点弄 - 好的 - Do the call plan. - All right, mate.
别着急，兄弟，别着急，我在帮你弄呢 Easy, bro, easy. I'm doing it for you.
- 我得挂了，兄弟 - 等等，瓦伊，喜欢女孩子吗？ - I think I'm going to go now, bro. - Wait, Waj. What about girls?
我想你喜欢女孩子 I bet you lilke the ladies.
你第一次做这个吗，兄弟 Is this your first time, bro?
这是你的第一次吗？ Are you a virgin at this?
拜托了，瓦伊，我们谈谈女孩子吧 Please, Waj, can we talk about girls?
你用这个，用这个 You fill that out. Fill it out.
- 想要什么样的通话计划？ - 什么？ - What sort of call plan would you like? - What?
我们有拉布拉多计划，龙计划 We've got the Labrador? The Dragon?
- 什么都可以 - 寄居蟹怎么样？ - Just any? - How about the Hermit Crab?
- 啊？ - 含1800条免费短信 - Huh? - It's 1800 free texts.
算了 Forget it.
你的卡没拿走 I've still got your card.
好吧，我们谈谈女孩子吧 OK, we can talk about girls.
好，你喜欢什么样的女孩，瓦伊 Right,so what sort of girls are you into, then, Waj?
说不清，胸部大的那种 I don't know. Ones with big jubblies and that.
- 是吗，你喜欢大胸部的，瓦伊？ - 对 - Yeah? You like them big, Waj? - Yeah.
臀部也要漂亮而且翘 And nice fit arses, too, man.
你喜欢美臀的女人，是吗，瓦伊 You're an arse man, aren't you, Waj?
我就知道，兄弟 你喜欢美臀的女人 I knew you were, bro. You're an arse man.
你绝对喜欢美臀的女人 You're massive arse man.
- 你说什么？ - 我说你喜欢美臀的女人 - What are you saying? - I m saying you're an arse man, Waj.
你在骂我吗，兄弟？你叫我废物吗？ You giving me batty chirps, bro? You calling me a whammer?
- 没有 - 滚！ - No. - Fuck off!
该死的人！ Fuclking Boy George!
别担心，纳比尔兄弟 Don't worry, brother Nabil.
拿着这个 Hold on to these.
我按下按钮 When I press the clicker,
想着炸死非信徒 just think about taking out the kuffar.
你会在我之前升上天堂，兄弟 You'll be in paradise before me, bro!
可是这里没有非信徒，兄弟 But there's no kuffar here, bro.
对，可是… Yeah, but...
费萨尔，他是殉教者，可他才炸死了一只羊 Brother Faisal, he's a martyr and he only blew up a sheep.
我觉得你可能没弄明白，兄弟 I think you might be confused, brother.
我没有 I'm not.
你看着很困惑啊 You look confused.
对不起，麦特！ Sorry. Matt!
- 奥马尔！ - 麦特！ - Omar! - Matt!
听着，你手机有信号吗？ Yeah, man, listen. Have you got a signal on your phone?
有啊，你在这里做什么？ Yeah. What are you doing here?
跟你说实话，麦特，我是军情五处的 I'll level with you Matt. I'm Ml5.
特别卧底任务，我是卧底 Special undercover job. I m a spook.
什么？ What?
怎么回事？ So what's going on?
争取父亲平等权利组织 Fathers 4 Justice.
他们跟爱尔兰共和军联合起来，真是梦魇 They've teamed up with the Real IRA. It's the nightmare scenario.
- 天哪 - 对，马上回来 - Jesus. - Yeah. Just give me five.
又是该死的“未知来电” Fucking 'number unlknown ' again.
那个废柴警察是要下地狱吗？ Is that whammer cop going straight to hell or what?
- 你干什么？ - 喂？ - What are you doing? - Hello?
- 喂，瓦伊，兄弟，我是奥马尔 - 奥马尔？ - Hello, Waj, bro. It's Omar. - Omar?
奥马尔？ Omar?
- 瓦伊 - 告诉我该怎么做，兄弟 - Waj. - Tell me what to do, bro.
我想我可能困惑了，可是我不确定 I think I might be confused but I'm not sure.
听着，兄弟，我做什么，你就做什么 Listen, bro. You do what I do, right?
你做跟我一样的事，好吗？ You do the same as me, OK?
好的，兄弟，你做什么，我做什么 Yes, brother, I'll do the same as you.
好，我准备去自首，兄弟 Right, OK. I'm going give myself up, bro.
- 嗯？ - 我准备去自首，兄弟 - Eh? - I'm going to give myself up, bro.
瓦伊？瓦伊！ Waj? Waj!
瓦伊？瓦伊！ Waj? Waj?
兄弟，我该…我该怎么办，兄弟 Brother, what am I? What am I doing, brother?
- 瓦伊！瓦伊！ - 我该怎么办，兄弟？ - Waj! Waj! - What am I doing, brother?
- 接电话！ - 兄弟，我该怎么办？ - Pick up the phone! - Bro, what am I doing?
好了 All right, mate?
对不起，我真的不知道该怎么办 I'm sorry, lads. I don't really know what I'm doing.
怎么回事？ What was that?
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
奥马尔，你还好吗？ Omar, are you all right?
你站着别动，你跟他们说我是微笑的 Now, you stay here. And you tell them I were smiling.
什么？ What?
面带微笑，这很重要 Smile on my face. Could be important.
好的，微笑 Right... Smile.
- 是吗？ - 对 - Is there? - Yeah.
你去哪里？ Where are you going?
奥马尔？ Omar?
这里是米尔登霍尔空军基地 This is RAF Mildenhall,
不过这里其实是埃及 but it's actually Egypt.
你进入基地，就算离开英国了 When you entered the base, you left Britain,
你经由美国管辖区，来到这个集装箱 and you passed through US jurisdiction and into this container,
国际上认为这里是埃及主权区 which is internationally recognised as the sovereign territory of Egypt.
现在你身处埃及 You are now in Egypt.
那扇门后有很恐怖的埃及人 There are some pretty hellish Egyptians behind that door there.
他们用电极和电钻 They use electrodes. They use drills.
你知道我什么意思吗？ Biro refills. Do you know what I mean?
我哥哥的事，我什么都不知道 I don't know anything about my brother.
我们知道的事，比你想象的要多 We know a lot more than you think we do.
好，让我们说澄清一件事 奥马尔·罕跟这事一点关系都没有 (Matt) All right, let's get one thing straight. Omar Khan had nothing to do with this.
我认识他，我跟他一起工作 Cos I knew him and I worked with him.
你知道他其实是为军情五处工作吗？ Did you know he was actually working for MI5?
他自己跟我说的 Cos he told me that himself.
报告已经说得很清楚了 警方没有误击嫌犯 The report makes crystal clear that the police shot the right man,
不过，就我所知 爆炸的人不是嫌犯 but, as far as I'm aware, the wrong man exploded.
明白了吗？ Is that clear?
今天你感受到我们的剑 (Hassan) Today you felt our exploding sword
在你那肥胖的暴君之肚中爆炸 in your fat oppressor stomachs, man.
我们是圣战战士 我们制造恐怖场面 (Raps) We 're the muslimeen and we 're making terrible scenes
现在你想知道爆炸的意义 Now you wanna know what the boom-boom meas?
正如图派克所说 “我死了以后，我还活着” It's lilke Tupac said... "When I die, I ain 't dead
斗争吧，没有痛苦地死去 "Fight and berslain, die with no pain
为了教条，我嗝屁，成为殉教者 Got shaheed in my heed, fo my creed I daheed
我们是殉教者 你们只是稀巴烂的西红柿 We are the martyrs you's just smashed tomatoes
- 现在我们… - 兄弟？你说什么？ - Now we 've got... - (Waj) Bro? What were that?
为了教条，我嗝屁 Foy my creed, I daheed
嗝屁是什么？ What's 'daheed ', though?
死 Died.
- 嗝屁，死，嗝屁 - 真是胡说八道 - Daheed, died. Daheed. - That's bollocks, man.
- 你押韵也押得太乱了吧 - 很清楚啊 - You're rhyming doolally. - That's clear, man.
不，不，听着，我觉得… No, no, look. In my opinion...
听着，不是，你觉得？你的观点是狗屎 Look, no, man. In your opinion? Your opinion's shit, man.
我没有贬低你啊，你就像魔力红乐队 With all due respect, bro, you like Maroon 5.
这都什么啊？ What the fuck's that about?
- 过来 - 喔，喔，喔！ - Come here. - Whoa, whoa!
- 过来 - 我在开玩笑 - Come here, man. - I'm joking!
我们谈论所谓的伦敦马拉松恐怖袭击时 When we talk about a so-called terrorist attack on the London marathon
我们应该记住 we should remember one thing:
大多数响声都不是炸弹 Most loud bangs are not bombs,
是摩托车回火的声音 they're scooters backfiring
这段影片 由美国间谍机拍摄 This footage, taken from an America spy plane.
两个受训者用火箭筒 Appears to show two trainee Mujahideens strugglig with a rocket laucher.
向阿拉伯训练营开火 Firing it at an Arab training camp
意外炸死奥萨姆·本·拉登 and accidetally blowig up Osama bin Laden.
西方帝国主义文化使你沉迷物质主义 The western imperialist culture has left you like materialist junkies,
iPod，悍马和低价名品店让你精神空虚 mainlining iPods and Humvees and TK Maxx into a spiritual void.
疯子卡迪尔在看吗？ Is Mad Qadeer watching this?
- 什么？ - 疯子布迪尔，他欠我200英镑 - What? - Mad Qadeer, cos he owes me £200.
疯子布迪尔，如果你看到了 Mad Qadeer, if you're watching, right,
你欠我200英镑 you owe me £200.
你得还给我 And you're gonna pay up.
因为我现在不在这里 Cos I'm not here right now.
我在别的地方，你还是得还钱 I'm somewhere else, but you re still gonna pay.
你把钱给赛弗，赛弗，如果你看到了，兄弟 You're going to pay Saf. Saf, if you're watching, bro,
你去疯子卡迪尔的家 you go round Mad Qadeer's house, right,
让他还我200英镑，他欠我很久了 and you get him to pay me my £200, cos he's owed it me a long time.
他欠我钱 He owes me money.