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真聪明啊 Oh, smart.
顾客一看就知道吃完要窜稀 Show them where they're headed before they start eating.
杰基没买餐巾纸 Jackie didn't order napkins,
只能将就用厕纸了 so we're stuck using toilet paper.
我马上就走 就当我不在 OK, Imjust in and out Pretend Im not here.
这简单啊 你平常也不在 Oh, that'll be easy. You never are.
杰基 店里东西都用完了 Jackie, we're running out of everything,
供应商只认你一人 and the vendors won't take orders from anybody but you.
你得赶快联系他们了 You got to call them now.
我没时间 - I don't have time.
还是先写张便条吧 I'll just write myself a reminder.
订食材 Order food. Oh!
不行啊 I can't- - oh!
我没时间跟这纸巾搏斗 I don't have time for this.
杰基 你说好要给我看看 Jackie, you promised to show me how to
我没空 贝基 Not now, Becky!
我和内维尔约好要去那家 Neville and I have a hot date to gamble at that casino that
看着像条船的赌场赌博 looks like a riverboat, and this 50
这五十快我要全押黑色22号 is going straight onto 22 black.
她最好管管这地方 You know, she better step it up around here
不然这里要完 or this place is going under.
我知道 I know.
不然找就得去参加那些 I might have to reach out to one of those
拯救餐厅的真人秀了 restaurant rescue shows.
我得想办法让他们知道 I just have to think of a way to show them
我们情况多糟糕 how much trouble we're in.
你可以拍张 Maybe you could send them a picture
那家伙扛着纸巾盒去上厕所的照片发过去 of that guy carrying a napkin dispenser to the bathroom.
应该就够惨了 That ought to do it.
嘿 老爸 Oh, hey, Dad.
我能在车库的冰箱里放些 Can I store some leftover pasta from the cafeteria
餐厅剩下的意人利面吗 in the garage fridge?
里面满是啤酒 - It's full of beers right now.
你要非得放的话 我可以喝掉半箱 But if I have to, I'll drink half a case
给你腾腾地方 to make room for you
父爱如山 就是这样 because that's what a father's love looks like.
自己看吧 "Find it yourself.
我才工作没几天 "I just work here.
就被大型五金店摧残成了这个样子 How the big box hardware stores destroy lives. "
你在写五金为主题的单口相声吗 You're writing a one man show about hardware?
这样的话或许终于能看到 Cause you might finally get straight white guys
白人直男进剧场的一天了 into a theater.
我有个老伙计现在是木匠协会 My old buddy just became a big shot
的人人物了 in the carpenters union.
我要去芝加哥给他看看我的杰作 I'm gonna go to Chicago and show him
希望他能给我揽些生意 this article, hoping he'll throw some business my way.
嘿 要不你和我一起去吧 Hey! Hey, why don't you come with me?
咱父女俩还从来没一起出游过呢 We haven't taken a road trip in forever.
你可以像上学时那样 You could call in sick like we used to do
请个病假偷溜出去 when you were in school.
这样哈 - Hmm, let's see.
你无缘无故地让我旷课 You take me out of school for no reason,
现在我终于成为了一名餐厅服务员 and now I'm a cafeteria worker.
这因果关系还不明显吗 I think we can connect those dots.
好极了 就这么定 AII right, we're doing itl
重磅消息 Big news.
记得我说要联系拯救餐厅真人秀吗 Remember how I reached out to those restaurant rescue shows?
亚当·切斯纳特同意了《餐厅急救》节目组 Adam Chestnut said yes, and"Restaurant9- 1- 1"
要来我们的午餐盒餐厅 is coming to the Lunch Box!
我的天哪 Oh, my God.
你是怎么做到让四星级厨师出山的 How did you get a four star chef to come out?
你跟他说了什么 What did you tell him?
我给他发了邮件 告诉他 - I sent him an email and I told him
我们濒临破产 求他来帮忙 we're broke, begged him for help,
附上了一张我女儿的照片 and I attached this picture of my daughter
还写着她需要一个未来 saying she needed a future.
这是贝弗莉·罗斯扮演的邋遢捣蛋鬼 Oh, is that from when Beverly Rose played
-在《安妮》里的桥段吗 -是啊 a dirty urchin in"Annie"? - Yeah.
我有时候用这招去杂货店骗免费火腿 Sometimes I use it at the grocery store to get free ham.
能给我发一张吗 Can you send me a copy of that?
我会换一家店招摇撞骗的 I won't hit the same stores as you.
等亚当·切斯纳特来了 我要让他在书上签名 - When Adam Chestnut gets here, I'm having him sign his book,
《把你的厨房推翻重来 看着你哭唧唧》 "Push Your Kitchen in the Mud and Make You Cry. "
致我亲爱厨师小伙儿 本 "To my fellow chef, Ben. "
他是来改造午餐盒餐厅的 He's here to remake the Lunch Box,
不是让你朝他扔内裤和房卡的 not have you hurl your panties and a hotel key at him.
要是我能开得起房 你看我扔不扔 - If I could afford a hotel, I would.
贝基 坚守住阵地 OK Becky, hold down the fort.
内维尔还有45分钟就要给马 Neville's got 45 minutes before he has to do
做肠切除手术了 a bowel resection on a horse.
我要给他做个便当作为惊喜 I'm gonna surprise him with a picnic lunch.
那家伙看上去好像亚当·切斯纳特 That guy looks just like Adam Chestnut.
他就是亚当·切斯纳特 That's because it is Adam Chestnut.
天哪 Oh, my God.
我超爱《餐厅急救》 Oh, I love"Restaurant 9- 1- 1. "
他对着那些愚蠢餐厅老板发脾气 The way he goes off on those clueless restaurant owners,
而他们根本没想到会这样 他来做什么 and they don't see it coming. What's he doing here?
我觉得他是来做一些 - I think he's here to do something
你根本想不到的事 you don't see coming.
-杰基·哈里斯 -你怎么知道我叫什么 - Jackie Harris? - You know my name?
趁你还没开始忙活 切斯纳特大厨 Just before you get too busy, Chef Chestnut
能帮我签个名吗 could you sign this, please?
我叫本 Name's Ben.
见到粉丝真是开心极了 Always nice to meet a fan.
我还是更希望你写本 - I would have preferred Ben instead
而不是画这张令人语塞的狼脸 of the interrupting wolf face,
不过你肯签就不错了 but, hey, best wishes are best wishes.
你一定是贝基吧 Oh, and you must be Becky.
你比我想象的要整洁的多 You're much cleaner than Ipictured.
看到你女儿的照片后 还真没想到会这样 After seeing your child, I wasn't expecting that.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
是这样的 Here's the deal.
我此行是因为你侄女告诉我 I'm here because your niece is convinced
你的餐厅遇到了大麻烦 that your restaurant is in real trouble
急需改造 and needs to be rescued.
贝基说的对 我也这样想 Becky's right. I feel the same way.
好吧 Well, OK.
首先 我超喜欢你 First off, I'm a huge fan,
不过这里的情况还没糟糕到要叫急救 but this is not a 9- 1- 1 situation.
只是生意有点低迷 Business has just been a little slow.
贝基有些危言耸听了 Becky is a bit of an alarmist.
是吗 - Is she?
她有一个没有未来的邋遢女儿啊 She has a filthy daughter with no future.
他说的是那张安妮剧照吗 The"Annie”picture?
已经赚了不下20根火腿了 20 hams and counting.
你自己也说了 餐厅生意惨淡 Look, you just said yourself that things are slow,
他帮忙拯救的每家餐厅的营收都翻了倍 and every restaurant he rescues doubles their business.
大家也都知道 - And everybody knows that picnics
肠道手术过后 吃嘛嘛香 are always better after bowel surgery,
好吧 我同意 摄像机呢 开拍啊 so OK, I'm in. Where are the cameras?
摄像组马上就到 The cameras are coming later.
你该考虑的事情是 找把梳子整理下仪容仪表 Your first question should be, "Where's a comb? "
好吧 该来的还是来了 Oh, all right. Well, here we go.
我被大厨怼了 I've been Chestnutted
这样说的话 我的狼脸简笔画 Well, technically now, the interrupting wolf face
才是最先被怼的 Kitchen was Chestnutted first.
咱能把这套刻薄毒舌的样子放在稍后录像时吗 Do you think you should hold off on the mean guy act
我知道节目流程 until we shoot? I know the whole routine.
你骂的我狗血淋头 而我伤心欲绝 You insult me, I get all hurt,
然后我看到了自己的不足 and then I see the error of my ways,
你再教我如何干脆利落的处理牛油果 and then you show me something neat to do with an avocado.
很好 给我看看你受伤的表情 Very good. Show me your hurt face.
我 My- bah!
好极了 Perfect.
保持住 等会儿用得上 Hang on to that for just a moment.
杰基 这儿简直是我见过的 Jackie, this is the most disorganized
最杂乱无章 毫无条理的速食吧台餐厅 mishmash of a bar truck stop diner I have ever seen.
我的天哪 姑娘 这餐巾纸盒里的 For God's sake, woman, there's toilet paper
-是擦屁股纸吗 -是的 是的 in the napkin holder! - Yes. Yes.
这是场灾难 大家快看 我们进入节目状态了 It's a disaster. Look everybody, we're doing it.
你觉得这很好玩吗 那你就完全抓错重点了 - If you think this is funny, you are missing the point.
我来这儿是因为你侄女给我发来了你的账本 I am here because your niece sent me your books.
我说的账本 实际上是一堆 And when I say books, I mean the paper towels
随手写着财务往来的饮料杯和纸巾 and to go cups you keep your financial records on.
你的商业规划一团乱麻 Your business plan isn't sound.
-你这儿供应晚餐吗 -有啊 Do you serve dinner here? - Yes, we do.
那为什么要叫午餐盒 - Then why in the hell do you call it the Lunch Box?
直接叫 我家不卖晚餐盒得了 Why not just call it the don't come here for dinner box?
你可真厉害 You're very good at this.
要是我再敏感些 你的话或许 If I was more sensitive, this would be really,
还真能影响到我 um, affecting me right now.
我的话就该影响到你 - It should affect you.
你这样只会把自己的家族生意 You are running the family business
做进土里去 into the ground.
要我说 过不了一个月这儿就关门大吉了 I'd say you're about a month away from losing this place.
好吧 我知道了 OK, I get it. OK.
我不想失去这家餐厅 I don't want to lose the restaurant.
是我之前考虑的不周到 I- - I haven't been smart.
-请你救救我的餐厅 -太好了 Please rescue my restaurant. - Yes!
这就是我要的 - That's what I was waiting to hear.
我刚刚表现的好吗 - Do you like how I did that?
只要摄像机一进来 Because once you get the cameras in here,
我会直接来出苦肉计 I could jab a knife into my hip,
给你哭出点真眼泪来 and I'd cry real tears.
该你了 OK, your turn.
你选择亲吻 结婚和谋杀 Kiss, marry, kill,
洛丽塔 帕齐或多莉中的谁 Loretta, Patsy, or Dolly?
这个简单 - That's easy.
我要把多莉小姐亲的欲仙欲死 I'd be so busy kissing Miss Dolly,
完全顾不上跟谁结婚或者谋杀谁 there wouldn't be time to marry or kill anybody.
-达琳·希利 -阿曼达 Darlene Healy? - Amanda?
-天哪 好多年没见了 -天哪 Oh, my God, it's been years. - Oh, my God!
爸 这位是阿曼达 Dad, this is Amanda.
我住城里时 她是我 She worked with me at the ad agency
广告公司的同事 when I lived in the city.
我们一起做初级广告文案 We were junior copywriters together.
我想给你挥手打招呼 但我的手忙着呢 I'd shake your hand, but mine's busy.
你现在肯定晋升成资深文案了吧 So yeah, you must be a senior copywriter by now.
没有 我辞职了 No, I left the agency.
真遗憾 Oh, I'm sorry.
是因为那家伙凯文吗 Was it because of that guy Kevin?
他可真是个怪咖 He was a real weirdo.
其实我和他结婚了 I'm actually married to him now.
恭喜啊 － Oh. Congratulations.
那小伙子可不错了 Yeah, he was great.
那你现在做什么 So what are you up to now?
我刚完成第四部小说 - Well, I just finished my fourth novel.
我刚看完我的第二本 Hey, I just finished my second!
有时候可难坚持看下去了 They're kind of hard to get through sometimes,
是吧 aren't they?
我花了两年才看完一本 Took me two years.
不 我是写完我的第四本小说 No, I wrote my fourth novel.
你是自己出版吗 Wow. So you're self- publishing?
我知道这年头把书卖出去很难 I know it's so tough to get a book sold these days,
但你能实现自已的梦想就很厉害了 but good for you for making your own dreams come true.
是西蒙和舒斯特的 - It's Simon and Schuster.
这书名不错 That's a cool title.
讲的是警察搭档的故事吗 What is it, like a buddy cop thing?
西蒙总是循规蹈矩 而舒斯特 Simon won"t play by the rules, and Schuster's
已经太老了 做不了这档子事（《致命武器》） too old for this crap.
西蒙和舒斯特是出版商 老爸 Simon and Schuster are publishers, Dad.
那除非你写的是超人的故事 = Well, unless one of them's a superhero,
不然是没那可能做成电影了 good luck selling that as a movie.
你还好吗 So how are you doing?
那家公司开除你时我们都很震惊 We were all shocked when the company fired you.
说开除太严重了 Yeah, fired is a strong word.
我更愿意认为那是我自己的决定 I'd like to think of it as my choice.
他们不再付我工资 所以我就决定不去工作了 They stopped paying me, so I stopped going in.
拜托 跟我讲讲 Well, come on. Tell me.
我知道你凭自已站稳脚跟了 I know you landed on your feet.
说坐稳屁股更合适 More like on my butt. Yeah.
我搬回家乡 跌入人生低谷 I moved back home, kind of hit bottom,
结果才发现 and then it turned out there was
一山更比一山低 a bottom below that bottom.
我现在是一家学校餐厅的服务员 And now, I'm a lunch lady at a school cafeteria.
不知道还有没有更低的山谷 I hope there isn't another bottom,
只要有 我准得继续往下跌 but if there is, I'll find it.
那个 Well
你还没说杂志那事儿呢 You forgot the part about running a magazine.
才没有 = No, I didn t
这有什么好说的 It's really not worth mentioning.
当然要说 Sure it is.
这值得你吹嘘一二了 That's worth bragging on.
你做的是哪种类型的杂志 Well, what kind of stuff were you doing?
按我对你的了解 应该是长篇政治分析文章吧 If I know you, it was long- form political pieces.
不 是丑闻报道 No, scandal rag.
一般加油站和支票对付点常见的 Mug shots and police records available at all
那种印着嫌犯大头照和警方记录的小报 your finer gas stations and check cashing joints.
罪犯预警也赍重要的哈 Well, predator alerts are important, too.
不管怎样 继续做自己 Anyway, keep doing you,
我会代你向凯文问好 and I'll tell Kevin that you said hello.
真高兴遇到了你 I'm so happy that I ran into you.
是吗 Really?
那你这连连后退的动作是认真的吗 Then how come you're kind of backing up while you say it?
没没没 我只是有急事 Oh, no, no, Ijust- I'm in a hurry.
-很高兴遇到你 -警察搭档 考虑下嘛 It's good to meet you. - Buddy cops. Think about it.
西蒙的行事总是难以预料 Simon's a loose cannon
而舒斯特整天以酒浇愁 and Schuster drinks too much
因为解不出那桩案子 because he couldn't solve that one crime.
你没不开心吧 That didn't upset you, did it?
因为阿曼达吗 才不会 Amanda? No.
那就好 Good.
我去买个热狗 然后慢慢聊 Let me get a dog, and we'll dish.
他已经在里面待了45分钟了 He's been in there for 45 minutes.
会有什么问题吗 Should I be worried?
里面干净整洁就没什么好担心的 Not if it's spotless.
大厨可是个洁癖 Chef is a freak about cleanliness.
露易丝 里面打扫的千净吗 Louise, is it spotless?
我怎么知道 我负责下厨 Well, how would I know? - I cook.
我家这囗子负责打扫 My man cleans.
哦 我尊敬的小姐 Oh, she's very kind
她对我可好了 to me, me misses is.
贝基 厨房干净吗 Becky, is the kitchen clean?
能从地上捡东西吃吗 You know, could you eat off the floor?
我吃过 但只因为我吃的掉地上了 Well I have, but that's just because I drop stuff,
我想着这总比边换尿布 and I figure it can't be worse than eating a donut
边吃甜甜圈要好吧 while you change a diaper.
大家来厨房集合 Could I see you all in the kitchen, please?
你 你是这家的吗 You, are you family?
我这辈了 I've never seen
从没见过这些人 these people before in me life.
我 我只是这里的顾客 No, I'm just one of those customers
喜欢在吧台后面晃荡 因为我很无礼 that likes to hang out behind the counter 'cause I'm rude.
你们想先听好消息 AII right, do you want the good news first
-还是坏消息 -好消息 or the bad news? - The good news.
没有好消息 There is none.
这是你们的食材 These are your ingredients.
你们的顾客不能总吃罐头和速冻食品 Your customers deserve better than canned and frozen.
我从高中起就吃这里的东西了 I've been eating here since I was in high school,
他们以前是亲自动手做食物的 and they used to make everything from scratch.
不知道为什么现在不这么干了 I don't know why they stopped.
要是我每隔一天都要 - If I take time to go to the store
大费周章去买新鲜食材 every other day for fresh produce,
那我还哪有时间见内维尔 then I'll never get to see Neville.
街角就有家农贸市场 There's a farmer's market around the corner
一周开两天 open two days a week.
你去那儿什么都能买到 You can go there and get everything you need.
你说到点子上了 － Oh, you beat me to the point.
这家店至少还有人知道这个 But at least someone here knows that.
我本来也要说的 亚当 - I was going to say that, too, Adam
彩虹屁吹多了不怕被我一个屁崩飞吗 Remind me to get you out of my ass before I sit.
有人知道这个是什么吗 Does anyone know what this is?
大概是五年来 This is a geological record
你们烹饪过所有食物 of everything you've been serving
的沉积物记录 for the past five years.
你们对这个职业没有一点自豪感吗 Do you have any pride in this business?
我当然有 Of course, I do.
我每天为了这家店忙得焦头烂额 I have work my ass off to make this place a success.
这个我信 - I believe that.
我刚还在水槽里找到你的烂头皮了呢 I'm pretty sure I found bits of your ass in the sink traps.
我原本以为你很幽默 You know, I used to think you were funny,
现在我才发现你就是个恶霸 but now, I see you're just a bully.
你觉得这很容易吗 You think this is easy?
你去经营一家餐厅试试 You try running a restaurant.
我有35家餐厅 - I have 35 of them.
就我看来 某些人有这么多经验 - Well, sounds to me like somebody's
却还没找对路呢 still trying to get it right.
正好你在这儿 Oh, hey. I'm glad I ran into you.
我本想打电话问你 I Was going to reach out and see if you wanted
-要不要吃晚餐 -不了 to have some dinner. - Pass.
我只是回来拿餐厅的剩饭 I just came over to pick up my leftovers.
-回头见吧 -你没事吧 See you when I see you. - Are you OK?
从芝加哥回来后我们就没聊过 I haven't spoken to you since we got back from Chicago.
你不会是因为那个西蒙和舒斯特小姐而不开心了吧 Are you upset because of that Simon and Schuster lady?
不 我才没有因为阿曼达不开心 No, I'm not upset because of Amanda.
我不开心是因为你 I'm upset because of you.
是因为我吃了你素食热狗外面的面包吗 Because I ate the bun off your vegan dog?
我平常不这么吃的 I don't always eat like that.
只是去了城里太激动了 I was just excited to be in the city.
不 是因为你觉得需要在她面前帮我说话 No, the way you felt the need to talk me up to her.
我当然要帮你说话了 Of course, I talked you up to her.
父母不会告诉自己孩子他们有多骄傲 Parents don't tell their kids how proud they are of them.
但他们会告诉其他所有人 They tell everybody else.
否则心理治疗师怎么挣得到那么大的房子 That's why therapists have such big houses.
不只是因为这个 你心里清楚 - There's more to it than that, and you know it.
等等 你真要因为我说了你几句好话 Wait, am I actually getting hammered
就跟我置气吗 for saying something nice about you?
不 你说那些好话只是因为 No, you only said those nice things
你觉得我丢了你的人 because you're ashamed of me.
倒霉 Oh, crap.
现在我还得追出去 外面那么冷 Now I got to go outside, and it's freezing.
门口就有袋盐 There's a bag of salt on the porch
你打开往地上撒一下有那么难吗 Why don't you open it and use it?
用完明年不就没有了 - Then I won't have it for next year.
你怎么会觉得你让我丢人了 Why the hell would you think I'm ashamed of you?
为什么不会呢 乙 Well, why wouldn't you be?
拜托 爸 你就承认吧 I mean, come on Dad, admit it.
贝基退学私奔去结婚时 When Becky quit school, and ran off and got married,
我知道你和妈全部的希望都放在我身上了 I know that you and mom pinned your hopes on me.
我本该读完四年的大学 I was gonna go to a four- year college,
成为一名成功人士 and I was gonna be a success,
带全家人脱离苦海 and I was gonna pull the family up with me.
我们可没这么想 - Whoa, whoa, we didn't put that on you.
-那是你自己给自己的压力 -是吗 You put that on yourself. - Oh, did I?
因为我完全能够对阿曼达坦言 Because I was totally fine being completely honest
我的失败 with Amanda about my failures,
可你却要跳出来想要帮我遮掩 and then you had to jump in and try to make me
还不是因为你嫌我丢人了 look better because you're embarrassed of it.
我没有认为别人比我强 I'm not beating myself up
受打击而自责 because somebody's better than me.
我跳出来帮你是因为 - I jumped in to save you because I saw you
你在阿曼达面前已经 going three rounds with yourself
自黑了三轮了 in front of Amanda.
你比你自己想象的要好的多 You're way better than you think you are.
你为什么就是看不到这一点呢 I don't know why you can't see that.
因为我本就没有多好 Because I'm not better.
阿曼达比我强多了 我也完全能接受 Amanda's way better than I am, and I'm totally fine with that.
以自己为耻的人只有你自己 - The only one that is ashamed of you is you.
你为了供儿子读完大学 You put everything on hold
把自己的一切都搁置了 to put your son through college.
没有你 我哪儿来的房子可住 I wouldn't have this house if it wasn't for you.
你还收留了你妹妹和她虚构出来邋遢的孩子 You took your sister and her filthy urchin kid in
好让她能够放心去闯 so she could make something of herself.
这在我看来已经很成功了 That's a success to me.
不知道你为何不这么觉得 I don't know why it isn't to you.
行吧 老爸 Well, damn, Dad.
你怎么不把这番话告诉阿曼达 You could have mentioned all that to Amanda
而是提起那个低俗的疑犯八卦杂志呢 instead of bringing up the sleazy mug shot mag.
我还有件事要说 - It's the last thing I'm gonna say.
你才46岁就觉得自己的人生一眼望得到头 You're 46 years old, and you think your life's done.
可是再过几年 Well, in a couple of short years,
马克就要毕业了 Mark's gonna be out of school.
那时候你完全可以扔下餐馆的一切 Then you can ditch the ladle
回到你原来的轨道上去 做所有你想做的 and get back on track to do whatever wonderful things
美好的事情 you want to do.
你的路还长着呢 Game's not over.
你知道老爹我是对的 You know I'm right.
别幸灾乐祸 Don't gloat.
或许你相信我 You may have believed in me,
但我还是有十足的能耐 but I'm still perfectly capable of disappointing you
真的让你失望的 别逼我 for real. Don't push me.
好了 厨房已经整理的一尘不染了 AlI right, the kitchen is spotless.
谢谢 不过这是为了你们自己 而不是我 - Well, thank you, but you did that for you, not for me.
现在 我将你们的菜单缩减到 Now, I've narrowed your menu down
只留下能够体现 to items that reflect the identity
你们对这家餐厅定位的菜品 I think you're going for with this restaurant.
一家当地酒吧 能让小伙子几杯啤酒下肚 A local joint where a guy can knock back a few beers,
回到家把鞋子一甩 然后视妻子于无物吗 go home, kick off his shoes, and ignore the wife?
别让你悲哀的小念头污染我的电视节目 Please keep your sad dreams off my TV show.
我认为这里的定位更像是个安乐窝 No, I would call this a place where you serve
客人在这儿美美吃上一餐 delicious local food and drink in a comfortable setting
能够放放轻松 思考人生哪里出了错的地方 where you can relax and wonder where it all went wrong.
这个好好吃 Wow. This is delicious.
的确很好吃 Yes, it is
因为我把你家的罐头全扔进粗劣的食物银行了 Because I dropped your canned goods at a food bank
这些食材全部来自于 with low standards, and this is all
你们当地的农贸市场 fresh from your local farmer's market,
也就是这位小姐提供的 courtesy of this young lady right here.
为什么不让她参与经营 How is she not part of the operation?
因为我觉得她的人生还有希望 - I think she's still hoping to make something of her life.
这个好好吃 一切都改造的很完美 - It's delicious. Everything's wonderful.
就是太麻烦了 It's just, uh, too much work.
经营餐厅本就该费心劳力 - It's supposed to be a lot of work.
当你付诸心血 食物才会如此美味 And, yes, that's what it tastes like when you care.
心什么血 我只是想活下去而已 Care? I just want to have a life.
当你经营了一家餐厅 它就成了你的人生 - When you own a restaurant, that becomes your life.
是 但那是在你有人生的前提下 Yeah, sure, if you've already had a life to begin with.
我的人生全都用来向我妈证明 I used mine trying to prove to my mother
我能够成就一番事业了 that I could be successful at something.
所以我尝试了很多条路 So I went down a lot of different roads,
后来沦落到开着大卡车送货 and I wound up driving a big rig,
然后我开始磕药 最后在55号州际公路上 and that led to pills, and then an incident
跑来跑去抓鸡时 on I- 55 where I was running around
发生了交通事故 然后 gathering up chickens, and- -
然后我想着 And then I thought, "Well, maybe
如果我能把这餐厅开好 "if Icould make this place a success,
这也算成功了 that would really do it. "
然后我遇到了内维尔 我才意识到 But when I found Neville, I just realized
我不需要证明什么 我需要的是爱 that I didn't need approval. I needed love.
现在 我只想我们两个永远不分开 And now, I never want us to be apart.
这故事太美好了 杰基 That is so beautiful, Jackie.
节目播出时这段会剪进去吧 You're going to edit that way down for the actual show, huh?
你知道你必须做出选择 Look, you know that you have a choice to make here- -
选择这家餐厅 或是选择那个叫内维尔的姑娘 this restaurant, or this Neville woman.
内维尔是我兄弟 但他的确很温柔 Neville's my brother, but he is very soft.
我愿意付出一切 Look, I was willing to pay any price
只为成功经营一家餐厅 for a successful restaurant.
两任妻子都离开了我 我还给我 Two wives divorced me, and I just bought a truck
未曾谋面的儿子买了辆卡车 for my son who I've never met.
我在你的身上就没有感觉到 I don't feel that kind of passionate obsession
这样的激情 coming off of you.
倒是有些绝望的气息 I mean, there's some desperation,
还有点癫婆的潜质 只是没有激情 a whiff of crazy, but no passion.
你说的对 我根本不想继续干下去 You're right because I don't want to do it anymore.
别看我 Don't look at me.
我还要上学 我家女儿活的惨兮兮 I've got school and a kid living a hard knock life.
我没看你 - I wasn't.
我在看她 I was looking at her.
-她明显是被收养的 -我吗 The one who's clearly adopted. - Me?
是啊 Yeah.
你说你从高中起就经常在这里出没 You said you've been around here since high school.
你有不少好点子 You've got great ideas,
你的人生显然也没啥其他事要做 and you clearly have nothing else going on in your life,
因为你画那个番茄酱瓶子画了一整天了 because you've been sketching that ketchup bottle all day.
我一直都知道 － Oh, I guess I knew some day
这个店总有一天要交给别人 I'd have to turn it over to somebody.
但我其实很愿意把店 But I'm really loving the idea of giving it
交给家族里的女孩儿 to one of the women in the family
哈里斯 你觉得呢 Harris, what do you think?
我不觉得纹身那活儿能 I can't see the tattoo thing turning into
发展成长期职业 所以 我愿意啊 a long- term career, so yeah.
我可以试试 I can try it.
再说了 能对她们几个指手画脚也挺爽的 Plus, it'd be fun to boss these bitches around.
-嘿 -给我冷静点 素描小妞 Hey! Settle down, sketchy
哈里斯 这或许真能成为你的人生转折点 Harris, this could be a real turning point in your life.
这家餐厅一直是所有在这里工作的 This restaurant has been nothing but an albatross
康纳家的人心中一块沉重负担 around the neck of every Conner who's ever worked here,
但或许你能做到 but maybe you can do what nobody else
其他家人做不到的 in the family could- -
把本钱赚回来 然后把店卖给毫无戒心的外地上包子 break even, and sell it to some unsuspecting rube.
切斯纳特来帮忙 Chestnut.
拜托 舒斯特 我们搞砸了 Come on, Schuster. We screwed up.
我们就该按规程办案的 We should have handled this case by the book!
按规程 - By the book?
西蒙 你是警察还是个图书管理员 What are you, Simon, a librarian or a cop?
都记下来了吗 达琳 You getting all that down, Darlene?
记下来了 但我有几个问题 Yeah, and I have a couple of questions.
首先 为什么他们要 First of all, why do they keep calling
一直叫对方的本名 each other by their names?
他们已经搭档三十年了 They've been partners for 30 years.
而且就我的记录 舒斯特半个小时 And by my count, Schuster has shot 43 people
已经开枪杀死43个人了 in a half an hour.
这个小镇乌烟瘴气 坏人满天飞 It's a bad town full of bad people.
我们还是放弃这个案子吧 舒斯特 - I think we have to drop this case, Schuster.
黑料太多 牵扯到社会高层 It's too dirty. It goes all the way. to the top.
当然了 西蒙 Oh sure, Simon.
你可以放弃 但你就只能 You could drop it, but then you'll
告诉小珍妮 我们无法为 have to tell little Jenny there'll be
她的母亲伸张正义 还有她父亲 还有妹妹 no justice for her mom, or her dad, or her sister,
还有叔叔 or her uncle!
就因为这场罪行找不到证据 Because there's no evidence of a crime.
场罪行证据太充分了 Oh, there's evidence of a crime.
就在这儿呢 而且太烂了 我告诉你 It's right here. And it stinks, I tell you.
烂爆了 It stinks!