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嗨 你们好 Oh, hi, guys.
我们是妇女援助组织的 We help women in need.
请问你们有兴趣吗 Would you be interested?
什么叫需要援助 What do you mean in need?
我们会为负债 Uh, we help raise money for
有经济困难 精神健康问题 women who've experienced debt, financial coercion,
陷入虐待关系的女性筹集资金 mental health problems, abusive relationships,
-诸如此类等等 -听起来真不错 that sort of thing. - That sounds great.
我只需要填写一下信息就行是吗 Do I just fill in my details now?
没错 Yes, absolutely.
那我们什么时候能拿到钱 And when do we get the money?
不如把桶里的东西先给我我们 What about what's in there?
你放手行吗 Can you let go, please?
还给我 Give it back.
我嘞个去 Fucking hell.
里面一股死亡的味道 It stinks of death in here.
就像死神站在我们身后一样 Like the Grim Reaper is right behind us.
大家好啊 真抱歉 Hey, everyone, I'm sorry.
别让我单独跟她相处哈 Promise you're not going to leave me with her.
每次只剩我俩人时 She always says really traumatic stuff
她都会说一些很伤人的话 to me whenever we're alone.
好的 好 我保证 Yes, yes, promise.
我会进去 告诉那个奄奄一息老太太 I'm going to go in there and tell that dying old lady
她生的儿子有多棒 how great her bastard son is.
这样的话 假如她死了 我猜她很快就会 Because if she dies soon, which I suspect she will,
我们还能把她车弄到手 we might be able to get the car back.
乔西 碧犁 你们好啊小宝贝 Josie, Billie, hello, my darlings.
黛比 Deb.
抱歉 我得接个电话 I'm sorry, I have to take this.
你好 是我 Hello, this is she.
这是真金的吗 This real gold?
-是的 -我能试试吗 Yeah. - Can I try it?
你还去买了咖啡 You went to Costa?
你们老爸刚来看我了 Your daddy was just here.
什么 What?
咖啡还是暖的 It's still warm.
你想都别想 Don't you dare.
我就去尿个尿 Just gonna pee.
碧犁 戒指还我 Billie, the ring!
劳驾 你看到我爸了吗 Excuse me, have you seen my Daddy?
你看到我爸了吗 Have you seen mine?
所以 你有交到新朋友吗 So, have you made any friends?
这里的人打我 They're beating me in here,
他们晚上把我带出去打 They take me out at night and beat me.
我没救了 我是癌症晚期 There's no way out. I've got terminal cancer.
我告诉你 乔西 I tell you, Josie,
我好怕死 I am so afraid to die.
我这辈子没做错什么 I've done everything right.
活得循规蹈矩 I did everything everyone wanted me to,
可还是难逃一死 and I'm still gonna die.
我白白浪费了自己的生命 Everything in my life has been a waste.
你知道那是什么感觉吗 Do you have any idea what that feels like?
这才叫生活嘛 SEB: Now, this is living- -
合作社买一送一的披萨 还有小袋的面包卷 Co- op two for one pizza, mini bag of twirls.
真棒 Nice.
希望余生都可以这样度过 Hope we do this for the rest of our lives.
我在白白浪费自己的生命 Everything in my life has been a waste.
你在为你奶奶伤心么 You're upset about your nan.
你可以跟我聊聊的 You can talk to me, you know.
我是你男友啊 I am your boyfriend.
好吧 OK.
她会死的 Well, she's gonna die.
她看起来很害怕 She seems so scared.
她后悔自己这一生一事无成 She's worried her life's been insignificant.
我自然也没帮上什么忙 I don't think I was very helpful.
我相信 不管你想对她说什么 Well, I'm sure whatever you wanted to say to her,
她都已经知道了 she already knows.
谢谢 Thanks.
这话还蛮让人欣慰的 It's quite comforting, actually.
不客气 You're welcome.
在庄园的中心 TV NARRATOR: Here in the heart of the estate,
是一个避难所 a sanctuary for-
你奶奶怎么样 Oh, how was your nan?
她会没事的 是自己大惊小怪罢了 She'll be fine. Fuss over nothing.
她可是得了癌症晚期 Uh, she's got terminal cancer.
她没事的 It's fine.
但我们可能会去见他 JOSIE: But we might have to see him.
-谁 -爸爸 - Who? - Dad.
我们不能一直逃避自身的问题 We can't keep burying our problems.
亲爱的 爸爸死了 记得吗 Darling, Dad's dead, remember?
天呐 Oh, God.
她不太擅长处理死亡 She's not very good at processing death.
我觉得应该送她去做心理治疗 I do think it's worth sending her to therapy.
不然她会习惯性的被这些情绪控制 Otherwise, these things have a habit of getting to you.
她才不需要心理治疗 She doesn't need therapy.
她只是生活中缺一个稳定的男性形象 She just needs a stable male figure in her life.
但要是没有专业帮助 悲伤就会吞噬你的内心 But without professional help, grief can eat you up inside.
哪怕是最优秀的人 也会被影响到 It can do strange things, even to the best of us.
除了治疗还有很多选择 There's plenty of alternatives to therapy.
是吗 那你有什么想法 Oh, yes. What did you have in mind?
好了 我们要去泡吧 Right. We're going fucking clubbing.
为啥我们总喜欢在心理危机时盛装打扮呢 Why do you reckon we get dressed up in times of crisis?
跟泰坦尼克号沉没的时候 Why did the string quartet keep playing
乐队拉起小提琴一个道理 when the"Titanic went down?
因为尼基可能在那 Cause Nicky might be there.
-公车几点来 -你不能来 塞伯 What time's the bus? JOSIE: You're not coming, Seb.
回家 Go home.
我就在家 I am home.
你为什么不带赛伯去 Why wouldn't you take Seb?
我们就是不想看他才出去的 We're going out to get away from him.
我不懂他为什么还在这里 I don't know why he's still here.
他跟你一样 Well, he's got just as much of a right
有权利呆在这里 to be here as you do.
而且他在这里越久 就越有可能解决这些问题 In fact, a lot of this could be fixed by him being here more,
所以他才搬进来的 which is why he's moved in.
是吗 Has he?
我以为你注意到了 I thought you'd noticed.
我是为你好 It's for your own good.
你为什么不告诉我 Why didn't you tell me?
为了潜移默化地让你接受 DEB: I've been easing you in.
这是煮青蛙理论 It's boiling frog theory.
你不能直接把它丢进沸水 You don't just chuck it into boiling water.
它会一下子跳出来 It will jump straight out again.
你必须慢慢把水加热 让它缓慢接受死亡 You have to heat it up slowly so it doesn't know it's dying.
他是解决你心理问题的良药 He is the solution to your mental health problems.
再说 他还帮我们付水费 He's also paying our water bill
他不能来夜店 Well, he's not coming clubbing.
好吧 好吧 AlI right, all right.
那快他妈给我滚 Then hurry the fuck up and get out.
你得先离开家 我才能说服戴夫 I need you out of the house so I can try and convince Dev
你没事 that you're fine.
他很担心我吗 Is he worried?
他觉得你俩都该去看看心理医生 He thinks you should both be going to therapy.
-是吗 -纯粹是浪费时间 Really? - Yeah, waste of time.
心理治疗是名人的特权 Therapy's for celebrities.
你要是不给我振作 Get your fucking acts together,
就干脆别回来了 or don't bother coming back at all.
我认真的 I mean it!
祝你们玩得开心 姑娘们 Have a lovely evening, girls.
喔 喔 喔 oh, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
有什么需要 尽管开口 And if you need anything at all, you just let me know.
他抱了我们 他是想给我们当爸吗 He hugged us. Is he trying to be our dad?
我觉得他想跟我们上床 I think he's trying to fuck us.
还真挺难分辨的 It's really hard to tell the difference.
不难 乔西 他肯定想操我们 It's not, Josie. Of course he wants to fuck us.
问题是 我不知道自己有没有兴趣 The problem is, is I can't work out whether I'm into it.
你奶子都硬了 Your nipples have gone hard.
那就有结论了 Case closed.
你最好别跟上次似的 You better not go home at 8: 00 p. m.
-8点就回家 -我不能回家 like last time. - I can't go home.
我男友搬进来了 My boyfriend's moved in.
好嘞 Good.
我们今晚要野的一匹 Tonight, we're going fucking feral.
我不记得 SINGER: ♪I don't remember ♪
我记得你 ♪I remember you♪
我记得 ♪I remember ♪
我记得你 ♪I remember you ♪
还是被拉黑中 Still blocked.
他可能是换手机号了 It might be an issue with his contract.
我已经打给运营商确认过了 I've called EE just to check.
想来杯喝的吗 Do you want a drink?
能给我来杯罗马可乐吗 Yeah, can I get a Roman Coke?
什么 What?
罗马可乐 A Roman Coke.
你是说朗姆酒加可乐吗 Do you mean rum and Coke?
不是啊 Don't think so.
-比安卡在那 -谁 That's Bianca. JOSIE: Who?
比安卡 那个眉毛很丑的小三 Bianca, the homewrecker with the horrible eyebrows.
哦 尼基的那个比安卡 Oh, Nicky's Bianca.
就是你染头要模仿的那个人 The one you bleached your hair to look like.
其实是她学的我 Um, she copied me, actually.
该死 我们走吧 Shit, let's go.
所以 计划是什么 OK, what's the plan?
我在想了 AlI right, I'm thinking.
我在想 I'm thinking.
你从哪儿弄来的这袋药 Where did you get that baggy from?
尼基的 Nicky.
这是他留给我最后的东西了 It's all I have left of him.
-不 我是说你刚藏哪儿了 -屁股里面 No, but like, where just now? - Oh, my bum.
你有什么可以当烟卷的东西吗 Have you got anything we can roll up?
来吧 OK.
你感觉如何 How'd you feel?
其实感觉还好 Yeah, I feel OK, actually.
天 你一定很伤心 You must be really sad.
这个给你吧 Maybe hold on to that.
好的 OK.
我真觉得咱俩得去看心理医生 Really think we should get therapy.
不 心理治疗就是骗局 Nah, therapy's a scam.
你不需要付给别人70磅 You don't need to pay someone 70 quid
听他告诉你 你的童年有多惨 to tell you your childhood was shit.
我就可以做到 I can do that for you.
我可以排进国家医保的等待名单 I could go back on the NHS waiting list,
但要等上两年 but the wait time is, like, two years.
哇 要等那么久么 Wow, with a wait time like that,
他们的服务一定很好 the service must be really good.
等等 我嗨劲儿上来了 Hold on, I'm coming up.
上来了 I'm coming up.
我会拉裤子的 I'm gonna shit myself.
看着我 乔西 看着我 Look at me, Josie. Look at me.
别拉在这里 Not here.
憋住 Hold it in.
振作起来 我们得走到她面前 Brace yourself We're going over to her.
但我们真正要做什么 JOSIE: But what are we actually gonna do?
很简单 Oh, it's simple.
我要杀了她 不是她死就是我活 I'm gonna kill her. There can only be one.
来吧 我现在浑身是劲儿 比英雄妈妈 Come on, I've got that rage that mothers get
把宝宝从车上抬下来的那一刻还牛逼 when they lift cars off babies.
比安卡 Bianca.
碧犁 Billie.
咱们要出去解决吗 Should we take this outside?
我是说去吸烟区 To the smoking area, I mean.
好的 出去见 OK. Meet you there in a sec.
我要是死了 把我的奶子装盒子里 送到尼基家 If I die, box my tits up and send them to Nicky's, yeah?
但要送到他父母家 But remember to send them to his parents
因为他现在和跟们一起住 because he's living with them right now,
因为我们在存钱 要在曼彻斯特开家碧犁酒吧 but obviously, we're saving up for Billie Bar in Manchester.
好的 知道知道 要是我死了 OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. If I die...
天呐 我一生什么成就都没有 Fucking hell, I've done nothing,
我什么都没有 I've got nothing!
要不我一个人去吧 I think I should do this alone.
你整个人过度兴奋了 You look a bit overstimulized.
好的 但是我要做点啥呢 OK, but what should I do?
我不能回家 那里有赛伯 I can't go home. Seb's moved in.
乔西 你不能再让不懂你的人 Josie, you need to stop letting people
打着为你好的旗号替你做决定 who don't understand you decide what's best for you.
这世上只有一个人知道什么是为你好 There's only one person who knows what's best for you,
知道你是谁 and who you are.
对对对 Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
我太知道那个人是谁了 And I know exactly who that is.
-乔西 -我想清楚了 Josie. - I figured it out.
-什么 -我想清楚我是谁了 - What? - I figured out who I am.
是吗 你是谁呢 Oh, yeah? And who are you?
你想让我是谁 我就是谁 Whoever you want me to be.
他不在这里 以防你在找他 He's not here, if that's what you're wondering.
-我已经找过了 -哦 I already checked. - Oh.
别大言不惭地劝我跟他分手 Ugh, and don't even dare ask me to break up with him,
这是不可能的 because it's not gonna happen.
我俩会走到最后的 We're endgame.
你永远做不到像我这么爱他 You'll never love him as much as I do.
那他为什么不在这里呢 Why isn't he here then?
因为他配不上我 Uh, cause I'm too fit for him.
-他说驯服不了我 -他对我说过一些 He said I can't be tamed. - Well, he said things to me
他永远不会对别人说的话 that he'd never say to anyone else.
是吗 Really?
他说过你有个完美蜜穴吗 Did he tell you you had a perfect pussy?
他是不是换电话号码了 Has he changed his phone contract, do you know?
没换 Uh, no.
不 一样的号码 No, same number.
我昨天还给他发短信了 Heard from him yesterday.
我们并没有分手 Uh, we're not over.
我们只是 We're just
暂时分开 让他把事情处理好 taking a little break while he works on some of his stuff.
你可以跟我倾诉的 You can tell me.
只是因为 他现在要顾及的事太多 Just- - he's got a lot going on at the moment,
他说等他可以谈了 就会找我的 and he said he would let me know when he's ready to talk.
没事的 宝贝 没事的 It's OK, baby, it's OK.
发泄出来吧 Let it out.
我喜欢你的头发 I like your hair.
这是我天生的发色 It's my natural color.
它们在悬崖边筑巢 TV NARRATOR: Their remarkable cliffside nests,
这样可以躲避捕食者 which provide safety from predators.
我确实认为 I do just think- -
够了 你像是被传销洗脑了一样 Bloody hell, it's like you're in a pyramid scheme.
没有比心理医生更卑鄙的人了 戴夫 There's nobody more fucked up than therapists, Dev.
哪种变态会想 What kind of sick freak decides to cash in
拿别人的不幸赚钱 on someone's misfortune?
坐在小黑屋里问各种各样的问题 What are they doing in those little rooms
到底是想干嘛 asking questions like that?
多管闲事的混蛋 Nosy bastards.
确保下一代 TV NARRATOR: Ensuring the survival
的生存 of the next generation.
我们去看看赛伯在干嘛吧 Shall we go and see what Seb's up to?
是的 Yeah.
我不在她玩的肯定不开心 She can't be having a good time without me.
她会受到过度刺激的 She'll be overstimulated.
她在岚诗连五分钟都待不了 She can barely handle five minutes in Lush.
她为什么不希望我去呢 Why wouldn't she want me there?
她不会去那里亲女生了吧 Do you think she could be kissing a girl?
好了 你其他的东西呢 Right. Where's the rest of your stuff?
都在那了 There, that's it
什么 你就这么点东西 DEV: What? This is everything you own?
是的 Yeah.
但你把内裤都拿来了 Well, your underwear's already in here.
不 那都是乔西的 SEB: No, that's all Josie's.
但问题是 我不喜欢她亲女生 I just actually don't think I'd like it if she kisses girls.
如果是在我不在场的情况下 If she does it in a room and I'm not there,
我会觉得她不是亲给我看的 it doesn't really feel like it's for me.
感觉像是出轨 It feels more like cheating.
黛布 不如你让我 Deb, uh, why don't you leave me
和赛伯单独谈谈 to speak with Seb mano a mano?
行 那我不打扰你们了 AII right, I'll leave you to it
但我觉得大家都该相信她 But I think we all just need to trust her.
我去把这个砸开 I'll go and crack this open.
这里面一定写了好多关于赛伯的好话 I'm sure there's lots of lovely things about Seb in here
会让他感觉好一点的 that will make him feel better. -
谢谢你听我倾诉 Thanks for letting me talk about this.
我只是有点担心 Just, I guess I'm just a bit worried
乔西这会儿在干嘛 about what Josie could be doing.
但人不会在现实生活中出轨的 对吧 But people don't cheat in real life, do they?
那只是《舞动奇迹》里的桥段 That's just something that happens on Strictly.
我得跟你说件事儿 I need to tell you something.
我昨晚背着黛比出轨了 I cheated on Deb last night.
天呐 Oh, dear.
我昨晚回家后 喝了一大杯梅洛红 Last night when I got in, I had a large glass of Merlot.
就开始有点多愁善感 I got a little reflective.
我下意识地看起了 Before I knew it, I was watching
跟丽莎在婚礼上跳的第一支舞 me and Lisa's first dance at our wedding.
情感占据了我的大脑 I was completely overcome with emotion.
然后我低头一看 意识到 But then I looked down and I realized
自己已经开始撸管了 I'd started masturbating.
好吧 但我不觉得 I'm just- - I'm not sure enjoying
怀念亡妻也算出轨吧 a memory of your late wife counts as cheating.
当然是了 Oh, I think it does.
你觉得乔西也出轨了我么 Do you think Josie's cheating on me?
不不 No, no.
她肯定没有 她很爱你的 No, I'm sure she's not. She loves you.
她的需求你都满足了吧 You are fulfilling all her needs, aren't you?
讲真 我们不怎么做爱 We don't have, uh, much sex, to be honest.
那你们多久做爱一次 Well, how often are you having sex?
别误会我意思哈 Well, don't get me wrong.
我们会做其他的 We do other stuff.
好吧 会换好多花样 OK? So much stuff. -
很多花样 Loads of stuff.
好吧 Right. BOTH:
首先 她周一和周三 Like for starters, I get a hand job
会给我打飞机 on Mondays and Wednesdays.
嗯 这是个好消息 Well, that's good news.
行了 戴夫 我还是处男 AlI right, Dev, I'm a virgin.
好吗 OK?
性爱会让我紧张 Sex makes me a bit nervous.
但我不能告诉乔西 Of course, I can't tell Josie that though.
我是个男人 I'm a man.
绝对 Absolutely.
我们得在女人面前表现得无所畏惧 We show these women no fear.
不能在黛比面前露怯 乔西也不行 黛比更不行 Not Deb, not Josie, not Deb
你说了两次黛比 You said Deb twice.
是啊 咱们喝点什么 Right. What we drinking?
也许不该再喝了 Maybe we shouldn't have any more.
我都有点看不清楚了 I can't really see.
那杯罗马可乐里加东西了吗 What is in those Roman Cokes?
那你想做什么 Well, what do you want to do then?
我不知道 I don't know.
我觉得咱俩应该 I feel like we need to be, like,
一起洗洗干净之类的 cleansed or something, together.
啥意思 把尼基从咱俩身上洗掉么 What, like, wash Nicky off our bodies?
对啊 为啥不呢 Oh, OK, yeah, why not?
你需要我帮你洗净么 Do you want me to, like, wash you or something?
去他妈的尼基 我不需要他 Fuck Nicky. I don't need him.
没错 我们有彼此就够了 Yeah, exactly. We have each other.
你知道我是谁 You know who I am.
你是这世界上唯一懂我的人 You're the only person in the world who understands me,
-正因为你也受过伤 -是的 'cause of all your trauma. - Yeah.
正因为你母亲的遭遇和有毒的父女关系 You understand me 'cause of what happened
你才更了解我 with your mum and your dad being toxic.
没人比我们更懂痛苦 Nobody knows pain like we do.
我今早见到我奶奶了 I saw my nan this morning.
她要死了 只是时间问题 She's gonna die. It's only a matter of days.
继续说下去 Oh, keep fucking talking.
我现在确实觉得干净了 I do feel quite cleansed.
是啊 管他尼基是谁 Yeah. Nicky who?
你长得很像我 You look like me.
你长得也很像我 You look like me.
想不到真的发生了 I can't believe this is happening.
我的灵魂都要出窍了 I'm almost not dissociating.
你 想对我做什么 What do you, um, want to do to me?
想闻你的头发 Um, smell your hair,
想跟你搬到赫布登桥 养一只三条腿的救援猫 move to Hebden Bridge and get a three- legged rescue cat
给他取名埃德加 called Edgar.
抱歉 亲 我只是来拿本书 Sorry, darling, just popping in for my book.
你说得对 希德 这书扣人心弦 You're right, Sid, it's gripping.
爸爸 拜托 Dad, pleasel
太没眼力见了 So insensitive.
我要去睡觉了 I'm off to bed then.
晚上玩得开心 姑娘们 Have a lovely night, girls.
有任何需要 尽管告诉我 好吗 If you need anything at all, you just let me know, OK?
我天啊 Oh, my God.
我知道 好烦人呢 Oh, I know, so annoying.
烦人 Annoying?
应该是恶心才对 你爸想跟你上床 It's disgusting. Your dad wants to fuck you.
-什么 -他对你上下其手 - What? - He was all over you.
就抱了一下啊 A hug?
还亲了你一下 Yeah, and a kiss.
额 真是令人不适 我得走了 Oh, that's fucked up. I've got to go.
怎么啦 他只是我爸啊 What? It's just my dad.
他只是在表达爱意 He's just being affectionate.
这个区别我还是能分辨的 希德 Uh, I think I could tell the difference, Sid.
该死 Fucking hell.
乔西以为自己是女同 Josie thinking she's a lesbian
这对我俩造成了不小的麻烦 is a bit of a spanner in the works.
网上说 性取向会在一个范围内波动 I read online that sexuality is a spectrum.
我只能假设 她的波动范围 I just assumed wherever she was on that spectrum
也包含有我 included me watching.
好吧 塞布 有件事你可能会震惊 Right, Seb, you're gonna be a bit shocked about this,
她的日记里 but there's not a single mention
你的名字只字不提 of your name in this diary.
她生日那天也没有吗 Not even on her birthday?
我名字这不在这吗 There's my name.
吓我一跳 Phew.
哦 那就好 Oh, oh, there we go.
真棒 看到了吗 Lovely. See?
我们需要的是信任彼此 We just have to trust each other.
我昨晚对着以前的婚礼录像手淫了 I masturbated to my old wedding footage last night.
是我没忍住 那是个意外 I couldn't help it. It was an accident.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
黛布 求你说句话 Deb, please say something.
我保证这种事再不会发生了 I promise it won't ever happen again.
听着 每段感情都会存在问题 Look, every relationship has its problems.
这个家的女人需要一个 What the women in this family need
稳定可靠 愿意永远 is stable men that prove
陪在我们身边的人 they're going to stick around forever.
别再给我扯什么狗屁治疗了 No more of this therapy nonsense.
我们需要的是承诺 It is commitment that we need.
我都承诺到这份儿上了 How can I be more committed?
我已经搬进你家了 这还不够吗 I've already moved in, and that wasn't enough.
她的要求太高了 She's insatiable.
乔西根本不知道自己想要什么 DEB: Josie doesn't know what she wants,
所以得你去告诉她 so you have to tell her- -
迫使她做出决定 almost force her into making decisions.
她就像一只受惊的小鹿 She's like a deer in headlights.
但内心深处 我觉得她想被车撞死 But deep down, I think she wants the car to hit her.
今天 M让我感觉糟透了 "M made me feel like shit again today.
我好想逃 I want to run away.
有时候我觉得她宁可我死掉 Sometimes I think she'd rather me be dead.
她这是霸凌 She's a bully. "
我知道 I know.
这个M是谁呢 Who is M?
我还是不太明白 I still don't really understand
既然尼基看不到 那我俩接吻怎么能算报复他呢 how us kissing is revenge if Nicky's not here to see us.
相信我 他心都碎了 Trust me, he's devastated.
他会知道的 He'll know.
我能问你一个问题吗 Can I ask you a question?
是想再亲一次吗 Is it to kiss again?
不是 BIANCA: No.
他是不是也跟你 Did he ever, like,
借钱不还 borrow money off you and just not pay you back?
有 Yes.
他有没有表面上邀请你去他家 And did he ever ask you to come over,
但实际上 他只是想让你在他 but really, he just wanted to play
玩《孤岛惊魂5》时 帮他打扫房间 Far Cry 5 while you cleaned his room?
-没有 -没有吗 No. - No.
我也没有 Me neither.
我们确实应该复仇 We should get revenge.
-那再亲一次 -不 不止 By kissing again? - No, worse.
我们应该去告诉他父母 We should tell his parents.
这主意简直太棒了 That's such a good idea!
比如登门拜访之类的 Like, go around to his house or something?
-没错 我们说干就干 -但最好先亲一个吧 Yeah, let's do it. - One more kiss first though.
我还是不敢相信 他说咱俩都有完美蜜穴 I still can't believe he said we both have perfect pussies.
但你的确实完美 You do, though.
他的手在她身上上下游走 He was all over her.
真他妈的恶心 Fucking disgusting.
这世上惟一一个我以为懂我的人 One person in the world who I thought understood me.
我又不能回家 因为妈妈让赛伯搬了进来 And I can't go home 'cause mom's moved Seb in.
我也在白白浪费人生 I've wasted my life too.
我真觉得我一无所有 I really feel like I've got nothing left.
哇哦 我现在感觉好多了 Wow, I feel loads better, actually.
我只需要找个人说说话 I just needed someone to talk to.
还有 顺便说下 你养了个混蛋儿子 Also, while I'm here, your son isn't very nice.
对不起 Sorry.
抱歉 你不该在这儿的 Oh, sorry, you shouldn't be in here.
你不该看到她这个样子 I don't think you should see her like this.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
她一小时前就去世了 Uh, she died about an hour ago.
我们在等验尸官 We're just waiting for the coroner.
他妈的 Fucking hell!
她走的很安详 希望能安慰到你 She looks very peaceful, if that helps.
并没有 It doesn't, actually.
抱歉 Sorry.
这种做法真的好女权主义耶 This is actually so feminist of us.
我都觉得自己是个女权主义者了 I'm feeling so feminist right now.
我都形容不出咱俩有多女权 I can't tell you how feminist we're being.
我等不及马上冲进去 让他父母知道 I can't wait to go in there and tell his parents
自己的儿子有多混蛋了 how much of a dickhead their son is.
所以具体怎么操作呢 How should we do this?
我先进去跟他们谈谈 OK, I'II go in and talk to them first,
你看到我发的信号再进来 then I'll give you the signal to come in.
但 我觉得我应该打头炮 But I think it should come from me.
好的 我在这等你 OK, I'II be here.
好的 我马上回来 AlI right, I'll be right back.
等等 你想对你说一句 Wait. Can I just tell you?
你是我最好的朋友 I think you're the best friend I've ever had.
我爱你 谢谢你 I love you. Thank you.
完美蜜穴俱乐部 Perfect Pussy Club?
你好 这里是危机热线 COUNSELOR: Hello, you're through to the crisis line.
我感觉好糟糕 I'm feeling really bad.
哦不好 你尝试过自己的应对机制吗 COUNSELOR: Oh, no. Have you tried your coping mechanisms?
我觉得这种情绪不是喝杯茶 洗个澡 I don't think having a cup of tea and a bath
就能阻止的 is gonna stop this one.
好吧 COUNSELOR: Right.
那边洗澡边喝茶怎么样 What about a cup of tea in the bath?
行啊 谢谢 我感觉好多了 Oh, yeah, OK, thanks. I feel loads better.
-真的吗 -显然不是啊 COUNSELOR: Really? - No, obviously not.
试试深呼吸呢 COUNSELOR: Try deep breathing.
我可以永远陪在你身边 我想证明给你看 I want to prove to you that I can be here for you forever.
乔西 我做好了长期跟你走到底的准备 I'm in this for the long haul, Josie, till the end.
-并愿意付出努力 -你还好吗 I'm willing to put the work in. COUNSELOR: Hello?
你无法接受真爱 真正的爱 永恒的爱 You can't accept love, real love, undying love.
但我就在这里 无条件地爱你 But I'm here, and I'm unconditional.
你还在吗 COUNSELOR: Are you still there?
所以 So...
乔西 Josie...
你愿意嫁给我吗 will you marry me?
你现在有自杀的想法吗 COUNSELOR: Are you having suicidal thoughts?
是的 Yes.
是 是吗 Yeah? Yes?
好的 COUNSELOR: Right. - Uh...
请您先别挂断 COUNSELOR: Stay on the line.
我去叫同事过来 I'm just gonna go and grab a colleague.
-那就来吧 -成了 Come on, then. DEB: Guilty!
太好了 太好了 她答应了 Yes, of course, yes. She said yes.
-真的吗 -亲耳所闻 － Really? - You heard her.
瞧瞧她 震惊得说不出话来 Look at her. She's in shock.
好的 塞布 DEB: OK, Seb.
好了 SEB: OK.
-看她多亨受啊 -哦 Oh, she likes that. Ooh.
我真希望能有枚戒指 I just wish I had a ring.
我这有一个 I've got one.
这就对了 DEB: There we go.
大家都开心 Everybody's happy
做得多好啊 Job's a good'un. -
70镑的治疗费 DEB: 70 quid for therapy.
我不花一分钱就做到了 I just did that for free. Hm.
真希望碧犁也在 也能看到这一幕 I just wish Billie was here to see this.
还有她的父亲 And her father too
还有奶奶 JOSIE: And Nan.
顺便说下 她已经死了 She's dead, by the way.
我们都等好久了 小姐 Been a while, miss.
我知道 再等一下 Yeah, just wait a minute.
她会出来的 She's coming.
相信我 她是我最好的朋友 Trust me, she's the best friend I've ever had.
她会来的 She's coming.
哈喽 Hello.
乔西 我为你骄傲 Josie, I'm really proud of you.
我想告诉你 我真心祝福你嫁给塞布 And I want you to know that you have my blessing to marry Seb.
你不是应该祝福塞布的吗 Aren't you supposed to give Seb your blessing?
呃 但那样感觉不太对劲 Uh, no, doesn't feel right.
乔西 死亡只是人生的另一阶段 You know, Josie, death is just another stage of life.
你奶奶只是去见你爸了 Your nan's with your dad.
我虽不知那里情况怎么样 Now, I don't know much about that situation,
但听上去是个好地方 but it sounds like a rather lovely place to be.
如果你需要人倾诉 可以随时来找我 If you ever need to talk, I'm here for you.
谢谢 Thank you. -
黛比 Deb?
黛比 Deb!
然后我妈妈上楼来 接着我就坐在你面前了 JOSIE: And then my mum came upstairs and now I'm here,
这让我思考 which makes me think maybe
也许我真的分辨不出区别 I can't actually tell the difference.
你觉得根源是在我爸么 Do you think this is about my dad?
时间到了 Well, that's the hour up.
我很高兴在正式开始前 能先了解下 It's good to get the background information down
背景信息 before we get started.
-什么 这就结束了 -是的 - What? That's it? - Yeah.
这是我们的第一次治疗 I mean, you know, it's our first session.
不可能聊得面面俱到 We were never gonna cover everything.
怎么样 见效了吗 Well, did it work?
呃 不确定 Uh, not sure.
可能要多治疗几次才能知道 Probably need a few more sessions to find out.
这就有点多余了 Seems a bit excessive.
你只要多想想她这次说的话就行了 Just remember what they said to you in that one.
-这有何难 -但他们得 It's not hard. - But they have to- -
浪费时间 Waste of time.
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