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泰迪·汤普森 帕萨迪纳第一的房产经纪人 "Teddy Thompson, Pasadena's Number One Real Estate Agent.
不要光做梦了 NEW LISTINGSI Donlt just dream it. yollr dream home todayl
-拥有它 -拥有它 Own itl"Own it. "
全市每辆大巴侧边都贴满了这张照片 That picture's plastered on the side of every bus in town.
讽刺的是 昨天我被贴在大巴车前面了 Mm. Ironic that yesterday, I got plastered on the front of onel
我不会在你的讣告里用贴满这个词的 Ooh. Well, I will not use the word plastered" in your obituary
洒满怎么样 我再想想好了 Uh, "splattered"? Oh, I'll work onitl
这儿真是有够旧 So this is a real fixer- upper.
-你准备什么时候装修呢 -早 内尔 When are you gonna fix it? Morning, Nell,
你房租还没给我 Haven't received your rent yet.
还有 冰箱里你放东西那一边 Also, there is something aggressively stinking up
有什么东西实在是太臭了 your side of the refrigerator.
抱歉 我 我没有支票了 Oh, sorry. I- I don't...have any more checks.
也没钱了 Or money.
那味道是上周剩的汤 And, um, that smell is a combination of leftover soups
-也是我今天的午饭 -好恶心 from last week that I'm gonna have for lunch today. Gross.
那拜托你去上班的时候记得把这变异汤 Just make sure you remove your Frankensoups from the apartment
从公寓里带走 还有 虽然这不关我的事 on your way to work, which is none of my business,
但你的上班时间好像20分钟前就过了 but I do think that should've been like 20 minutes ago,
什么 不 我靠 What? No. Damn it!
你还在租房啊 You're a renter?
我觉得你这需求我做不了 I just don't think I can represent you.
我死的时候 就差一点点 When I died, I was this close
就能搞定一笔一千万的大单子了 to closing on a ten- million- dollar listing.
我是专做豪华市场的 I'm strictly in the luxury market.
那我算什么等级的房子 What kind of property am I?
机场附近在贬值的公寓 A condo near the airport whose value is depreciating.
我没有贬值 I am not depreciating!
萨姆 Sam!
萨姆 我贬值了吗 Sam, am I depreciating?
你是说护肤上的问题吗 Oh, is this a skincare thing?
如果是的话 我有一瓶杂牌视黄醇 Because if so, I have an off- brand retinol
用到周一 就能直接给你的脸去掉一层皮 that'll just burn an entire layer off of your face by Monday.
不 我打个比方 Ooh. No. Uh, I mean metaphorically.
我怕自己现在是在地下室里长霉 I'm afraid I might be growing mold in my basement.
亲爱的 这我就没有护肤品可以救了 Oh, yeah, honey. I don't think I have the cream for that.
我已经来这里一年了 在他们看来我是不是有用的人呢 I've been here for a year, you know? Do they consider me an asset?
什么 当然了 What? Of course they do.
你又聪明 人又风趣 You are smart, you are fun to be around,
而且饮水机只有你有力气换 and you are the only one strong enough to lift the Sparkletts.
好了 各位 听好了 Lexi: Alright, people, listen up
到大扫除的时间了 It's time for some housecleaning.
我父亲 这家报社的所有人和出版商 Now, my father, the owner and publisher of this paper,
也是你们现在都活着的理由 今天要来这里了 the reason you're all alive, is coming here today,
一切都必须完美 and everything needs to be perfect.
我没有压力 你们也没有压力 I'm not stressed. You're not stressed.
没有人有压力 好吗 Nobody's stressed. Alright?
好了 那现在请各位清理工位 So why don't we just all clear our cubicles
拿走所有不专业 of any unprofessional
与新闻无关的私人物品吧 and non- news- related personal effects?
这是什么 去活 去笑 去爱 What is this? "Live, laugh, love"?
都什么鬼扯 More like barf, barf, barf.
萨姆 我能在你这儿放几张孩子的照片吗 Sam, can I stash a couple photos of the kids in here?
他们又可爱又快乐 正是罗兹先生所讨厌的 They're adorable and joyful, everything Mr. Rhodes hates.
行啊 拿进来吧 Yeah, sure. Bring it in
我的天 丹尼斯 你才收养几个月啊 Oh, my God. Dennis, you've been fostering for a couple of months.
怎么就这么多照片了 How do you have so many pictures?
我就是想抓住每一刻 I just want to capture every moment.
你看看 我和本带他们回家第一天 Look at this. It's the first day Ben and I brought them home.
-很可爱 -是啊 Very sweet. Yeah.
第一次进客厅 Oh, first time in the living room.
第一次进餐厅 第一次进走廊 First time in the dining room. First time in the hallway.
可以了宝贝 打起点精神来行吗 做父母也没那么好 Okay, sweetheart, get it together, okay? Parenting is not that great.
萨姆 丹尼斯 Sam, Dennis,
等会儿我为我父亲准备的重要演示 here are the binders you'll need for the major presentation
这是你们需要的文件夹 I've prepared for my father.
提升自己价值的机会这不就来了吗 Ooh. This is a chance for you to increase your value.
-问她要个文件夹啊 -能给我一个文件夹吗 Ask for a binder. Can I have a binder?
内尔 你吓我一跳 Oh! Nell. Oh, you surprised me.
你老是跟教堂里的老鼠似的鬼鬼祟祟的 You're always lurking about like a little church mouse.
-你要文件夹干什么 -我也想参会 What do you need a binder for? I'd like to be in the meeting.
我有十年的新闻工作经验 I have a decade of journalistic experience.
我觉得我是能提供一些价值的 I- I think I could bring some value to the table.
内尔 在过去一年里 Nell, over the past year,
我认识到了 你是萨姆的朋友 I've come to know you as a friend to Sam
也是我认识的人 以及我的员工 and also an acquaintance/employee to me.
所以我不希望你误会 So I don't want you to take this the wrong way,
但我需要给我父亲展示出 but it's just that my father needs to see
报社最好的一面 而你是 the very best of the paper, and you are, um...
最糟糕的 The worst. Oh! Oh.
你这么说就不好了 梅森 That wasn't very nice, Mason.
真是调皮 好了 最优秀员工们 我们走吧 Ah. What a scamp. Come on, A- Team. Let's go.
-梅森都有文件夹吗 -我也不知道 抱歉啊 Mason got a binder? I don't know. I'm so sorry.
大家早啊 Good morning, everyone.
如果我们之前见过 那很高兴再见到你 Great to see you again if we've met before.
这衣服不错 我们这就给你买个镜子 Wow. Nice shirt. We're gonna buy you a mirror.
-我这就换掉 先生 -这才像话 I'll remove it, sir. Good call.
很高兴见到你 父亲 It's a pleasure to see you, Father.
阿莱克西斯 你这一天天的 Alexis, you're looking as stern as your grandmother
越来越像你奶奶那么难对付了 more and more every day.
你看着很有钱 父亲 And you look wealthy, Father.
你能来审查罗兹家族企业控股集团的冠上明珠 I'm excited you're here to review the progress
真是太好了 of the crown jewel of the Rhodes family corporate holdings.
我已经和手下最优秀的员工们 I have put together a thorough presentation
准备好了使用超大文件夹的全面展示 with some of my top people and their giant binders.
超 超重的 They're They're very heavy.
不剧透啊 但好消息是 No spoilers, but I'm also excited to tell you
报纸的发行量涨了3% that circulation is up 3%.
3% 跟那牛奶一样 Ah! 3%. Like the milk.
是的 Yes.
别碰给我父亲准备的特别点心 Step away from my father's array of special treats.
抱歉 这司康饼也太干了 Sorry. These scones are so dry.
跟吃爆炸浴盐似的 It's like eating a bath bomb.
那满地掉屑的是谁 And who is that with the crumbs?
她就是写讣告的 Oh, she's just the obituary writer.
她没有文件夹 She has no binder.
我还没咽下去 It's still in my throat.
其实 我就是来见她的 You know, actually, she is the one that I came here to see.
他是说要见我吗 Did he say me?
是这样 最近我一直在回顾自己的辉煌人生 You see, I've been reflecting on my very important life lately,
我觉得是时候该开始考虑 and I think it's time to consider
在我走了之后 全世界的人会读到怎样的我了 what the world will read about me when I'm gone.
是伟人 还是创新者 Titan? Maverick?
还是各方面创新的伟人 Titan of all mavericks?
这都是用来形容我的词 See, these are all words used to describe me.
当然了 非常准确 Of course. Accurate ones, at that.
是啊 这样 Yeah. You know what?
赶紧把你嘴里的东西咽下去 Finish up whatever you're doing with your mouth
咱们就开工 好吗 and, uh, let's get to work, huh?
但 但内尔是我们这儿比较底层的写手 B- B- But Nell is one of our more insignificant workers.
如果你想和地位更高的人合作 If you wanted to work with one of our more significant people,
-那我有空啊 -不需要 亲爱的 uh, me is available. Ah. No need, darling.
我去和梅尔聊聊 I'm gonna talk to Mel.
就和梅尔聊聊 是吧 Just talk to Mel, huh?
很高兴终于见到你了 罗兹先生 It is very nice to finally meet you, Mr. Rhodes.
你的报社真是太棒了 You have a lovely newspaper.
我也很高兴见到你 Ah. Well, it's nice to meet you as well.
我还没有看过你的文章 And I haven't read your writing yet,
但就你的手来看 你是挺努力的 but judging from your hands, you're a really hard worker.
谢谢你 我这是季节性湿疹 Thanks. I have seasonal eczema.
那我问问你 这流程是什么样的 So let me ask you, how does this work?
需要我向你口述吗 还是要我演出来 Do I, uh, dictate to you? Do I act out scenes?
一般来说 你知道的 Oh, uh, typically, you know,
我自己调查一下 和死者所爱的人聊聊 I do some research, talk to loved ones.
你能帮我把那边关上吗 Could you get that for me?
好了 所以 Okay, so...
请你说说 在你离开之后 Tell me what might be the first thing
你最想让大家知道的是什么事情 you want people to know about you when you're gone.
我一时之间真的想不起来 Wow. I'm really not good off the top of my head.
1987年 我买下了 In 1987, I acquired two
美国最大的两家灯泡零售连锁店 of the most dominant light- bulb retail chains in America,
大号灯泡和灯泡车站 the Light Bulb Plus and the Light Bulb Stop,
并且把这两家合并成了灯泡小屋 and I merged them into...Light Bulb Chalet.
好 挺不错的 Okay. That's pretty good.
然后导致全国范围内2000人失业 And it cut 2, 000 jobs nationwide.
我想这些人肯定都回去念书了 I'm sure they all just went back to school.
这是什么味道 What's that smell?
我记得你 你是内尔的成年室友 Oh. I remember you. You're Nell's adult roommate.
你在白天看起来没那么崎岖了 You look even less rugged in the daytime.
你是内尔那难以接近的 And you're Nell's unapproachable,
控制狂上司 controlling boss.
你这衣服是哪儿来的 南希里根的坟里吗 Where'd you get your suit, Nancy Reagan's grave?
不 但这确实是她的收藏 No, but it is from her collection.
有没有人跟你说过 你很像一根芦笋 Has anyone ever told you you resemble a stalk of asparagus?
你看上去像吃了全世界的柠檬 You look like you've eaten all the lemons.
你看上去像是乳糖不耐受还喜欢大肆吹嘘的人 You look like someone who can't eat dairy and loves to tell everyone about it.
你看上去像是想找我上司聊聊 You look like you want to talk to my manager.
我在等我父亲 他今天过来看看我 I'm waiting for my father. He's here to spend the day with me.
你来干什么 Why are you here?
内尔的剩菜 Nell's leftovers. Ah.
她的工位在 反正就在那边 Her cubicle is, um...Oh, it's somewhere over there.
最黏糊的那个 It's the sticky one.
祝你拯救草地顺利啊 还是说你关心的是别的来着 Good luck saving the grass or whatever it is you care about.
祝你毒品战争成功 Good luck with the war on drugs.
好了 所以现在读上去怎么样了 够好了吗 Alright. So, how's it reading? Is it hummin' yet?
现在可能还不太行 但你要相信这个过程 Maybe not yet, but, you know, trust the process.
我都说了我结束未成年人罢工的故事了 Even with my story about how I ended the minors'strike?
你要知道 我说的这个不是指谐音的矿工 是指小孩 You understand, when I say"minors, "I mean children.
我知道 I got that.
但目前为止 这听上去 Um, but as of now, it's sounding
不太像是纪念伟人 a little less celebration of life
更像是反派把你扔进火山里的时候 and a little more like what a villain says to you
会说的东西 as they lower you into a volcano.
那这 这可不行 Well, see, that's- - that's no good.
这是我的遗产 T- This is my legacy.
别人会记住这样的我 This is how people are gonna remember me.
所以我该怎么办 你就跟我说实话梅尔 So - So what do I do? J- Just be honest with me, Mel.
行吧 你要我说实话吗 Okay. Y- You want me to be honest?
-我叫内尔 -梅尔 My name is Nell. Mel.
内尔 Nell.
-内尔 -内尔 Nell. Nell Nell!
内尔 Nell! Oh!
你知道吗 这要么是我第一次 You know, this is either the first time
念错别人名字 that I've gotten someone's name wrong
要么是第一次有人纠正我 or the first time that someone's corrected me.
好了 再跟我说说 Alright, tell me more.
我觉得人们最能共情的 Well, I find that people connect most with the
反而是更简单的事情 the simpler things. Ah.
你懂吧 一个人克服的挣扎 You know, the struggles someone overcomes.
他们做过的好事 Um, the good they've done.
当然了 好事 Of course. The good- -
这还不简单吗 Well, that should be easy enough.
我们要怎么给我的讣告增添一点好呢 How do we put some"good"in my obituary?
就 做好事 By...being good.
-做好事 -是的 By being good. Yeah.
当然了 你知道吗 Of course. You know something?
这是我这辈子所经历过的 This is the most fascinating conversation
最精彩的对话 that I've had in my entire life.
我想继续聊 来吧 I want to keep talking. Come on.
-好 -我跟你说 Okay. I'll tell you.
就做好事啊 我怎么就没想到呢 By being good. How do I not know that?
莱克西的爸爸觉得我很棒 Lexi's dad thinks I'm fascinating.
他说我很棒 这价值够高了吧 Fascinating, he said. How's that for increasing value?
你这块地方要涨价了 Your neighborhood is on the come- up.
准备好买12美元一杯的拿铁吧 宝贝 Get ready to pay $12 a latte, honey.
想去吃午餐吗 父亲 Are you ready for lunch, Father?
我要和内尔一起去吃 I am. I'm going with Nell.
哦对 她叫内尔 各位 Oh, and that's her name, everyone,
都别叫错了 so let's stop saying it wrong
当然了 前提是她愿意 Of course, if she'll have me, that is.
这样 You know what?
我觉得一起吃午饭是个很不错的主意 罗兹先生 Lunch sounds great to me, Mr. Rhodes.
好 用你的司机还是我的 Okay. Your driver or mine?
你的 Uh, yours.
我的 Mine.
好极了 Very well.
一切正如我的计划 Exactly how I planned and wanted things to happen.
你怎么还在这里 你不是该去给杏仁挤奶了吗 Why are you still here? Shouldn't you be milking an almond?
我找不到内尔的工位 I couldn't find Nell's desk.
她跟我父亲一起吃午餐去了 这没什么 She's having lunch with my father, which is fine.
看上去不是没事 Doesn't seem fine.
看上去你的恋父情结 Seems like you actually have
有点严重啊 some pretty serious daddy issues.
你又知道什么了 What do you know?
你看上去像是一个欠了学生贷款的拖把 You look like a mop with student- loan debt.
你看上去像是刚被丝芙兰解雇 You look like you just got fired from Sephora.
所以 我一直在想 30E8058 Nell: So, I've been thinking about this,
有一些事情 是你可以去做来帮你成为更好的人 and there are some things that you can do to be a better person
拥有出色讣告的 and have an impressive obituary.
比如 慈善 For example, charity.
对 Oh. Yeah.
但我这些年来已经做了很多慈善了 You know, I've given a lot of money to charity over the years.
我把我在马里布的整个庄园都给我前妻了 I even gave my entire Malibu estate to my ex- wife.
一点都不带犹豫的 Yeah. Didn't care for it.
或许你会喜欢那种 Well, m- maybe you'd enjoy, um, giving to charity
贡献给你爱的东西的慈善活动 if you gave it to something you love.
-比如 说说看你爱什么 -钱 Like, um, name something you love. Money.
你想把你的钱 捐给钱吗 You want to donate your money...to money?
对 这要做到呢 Yes. And how does one do that?
你这手指最好是在表示 That finger better be telling me
要下多少瓶酒的单 how many bottles of wine you want me to order,
否则你这手就别想要了 or you're about to lose that hand.
抱歉克莉奇特 罗兹先生是莱克西的爸爸 I'm so sorry, Cricket. Mr. Rhodes is Lexi's dad.
-怪不得呢 -讲话这么狠啊 That tracks. Ouch. Wow.
还从来没有人替我道过歉呢 I've never had anyone apologize for me before.
但我很喜欢这样 告诉我 我哪里做错了 But I love it. Tell me what I did wrong.
在服务员过来的时候 你要跟他们眼神接触 So, when your server approaches, you make eye contact,
打招呼 说点好话 greet them, say something nice.
没问题 Alrighty. Mm- hmm.
你好 我想给你买架飞机 Hello. I'd like to buy you a plane.
不 太多了 这有点过了 Well, no, that's too much. That- - That was too far.
-好 -或许吏容易让人有共鸣的 Okay. Maybe something more relatable.
明白 Got it.
哇哦 你都能演莎士比亚了 Yowza. You could do Shakespeare off that balcony.
抱歉 Mm. Ugh! Uh, sorry.
绝对 绝对不要评价女性的身材 Never- - Never comment on a woman's body.
但身材和飞机是我最好的两招了 But"body" and "plane"are my two best moves.
你得让别人感觉到 你看得到他 并且感谢他 You have to make someone feel seen, you know, and appreciated.
那我该干什么 夸她的鞋吗 What am I supposed to do, compliment her on her shoes?
-行啊 -可以 Sure. Yeah.
感觉这就挺安全的 试试看呢 Yeah, that seems safe. Give it a whirl.
我很喜欢你的鞋子 I like your shoes.
-谢谢你 -瞧瞧你 Thank you. Look at that.
-真的吗 -真的 Really? Really.
-就这么简单吗 -是啊 It- - It's that easy? Yeah.
虽然比不上给孤儿造学校 It might not be building a school for orphans,
但你刚刚进行一次普通人际互动 but you just made a normal human connection.
谢谢你 内尔 Thank you, Nell.
不用谢 罗兹先生 You're welcome, Mr. Rhodes.
真是恭喜大家 还有 你欠我一架飞机 Oh, congratulations, everybody. And you owe me a plane.
拜托 千万得有咖啡 Please tell me there's more coffee.
不是新鲜的 但也算能喝 It ain't fresh, but it does the trick.
是吧 Am I right?
真是谢天谢地了 Amen to that, right?
等等 你怎么在这儿 Wait. Why are you here?
我在休息 I'm kind of on a break.
你不是在这儿工作的 You don't work here.
休息时间不是 Not on my break I don't.
我是不会就这么轻易放过你的 Yeah, I'm not gonna move on from this.
-你为什么在这儿 -萨姆 Why are you here? Uh, Sam!
爱德华今天来是因为他是我的律师 Edward is here today because he is my lawyer.
但他是环境法律师 But he's an environmental lawyer.
没错 我正在和一棵云杉打官司 Exactly. I'm currently in litigation with a spruce.
但他的工作已经结束了 马上就走 But he is done and on his way out.
行吧 你没事吧 Yeah. Are you okay?
你确定今天适合开始起诉树吗 Are you sure today is the best day to start suing trees?
不都这么说吗 Oh, it's like they say.
这种事儿哪有合适的时候呢 There's never a great time to sue a tree.
我没事 萨姆 I'm fine, Sam.
好 Okay.
记得签史蒂夫生日的那张卡 Be sure to sign the card for Steve's birthday.
-你不是在这儿工作的 -你为什么还在这儿 You don't work herel Why are you still here?
我上来喝杯咖啡 I came for a cup of coffee
顺便看看你要不要我从背后拥抱你 and to see if you wanted me to hug you from behind
确定肚脐的位置 and navigate the belly button.
你是说之前在走廊你 Are you referring to earlier in the hallway,
我把你按在墙上 when I pinned you against the wall,
狠狠吻了你 你也回吻的事情吗 kissed you hard, and you kissed me back?
那什么都不是 忘掉它 我已经忘了 It was nothing. Forget about it. I have.
我听过这笑声 I know that laugh.
是我小时候听到的 I heard it once before, as a child.
我在滑旱冰 然后摔跤了 I was roller- skating and fell.
他们在笑什么 她真这么有趣吗 What are they laughing about? Is she even funny?
你听过她的早餐双关笑话吗 Have you heard her breakfast puns?
那可真是蛋绝古今 They are eggs- cellent.
我想谢谢你 今天真的给了我很多启发 内尔 I want to thank you for a very enlightening day, Nell.
我谢谢你才对 罗兹先生 Oh, thank you, Mr. Rhodes.
罗兹先生是我的猫 我用自己的名字给它取的名 Ah. Mr. Rhodes is my cat. I named him after me.
叫我邓肯就行 Call me Duncan.
谢谢你 邓肯 Thank you, Duncan.
我今天也得到了很多启发 I also had a really enlightening day.
还有我 And me.
你从一栋待拆的破房子 You went from a tear- down
变成了好学区的现代农家小屋 to a modern farmhouse in a good school district.
你知道吗 我不太用人格力量这个词 You know, I don't use the term"moxie"often
因为 我不想 because, uh...well, I don't want to.
但我得说 Huh. But I do have to say,
我觉得你很有人格力量 I think you've got it.
而且我要给你加工资 And I'm gonna be giving you a raise.
真的吗 谢谢你 罗兹先生 Really? Thank you, Mr. Rhodes
哇哦 谢谢你 邓肯 Wow! I mean...thank you Duncan
邓肯斯特 Dunkster?
-有点过了 -邓肯 Too far. Duncan!
阿莱克斯西 Alexis?
父亲 你找我吗 Yes, Father? D- Do you need me?
是啊 I sure do. Oh.
是我需要你的办公室 I- In the sense that I need your office.
我刚给内尔涨了薪水 I just gave your Nell here a raise,
我们要上去 在炉火旁边 and we're gonna go up there and celebrate
用威士忌庆祝 with scotch by the fire.
大白天的祭洒 真不错 A mid- day libation. How lovely.
10分钟后楼上见 好吗 And I will see you up there in 10, okay?
你肯定不会相信的 You're not gonna believe this.
罗兹先生特别喜欢我 Mr. Rhodes is totally obsessed with me,
而且他很看重我的意见 甚至给我加了薪水 and he values my opinion, and he just gave me a raise!
什么 你开玩笑吗 What? ! Are you joking me right now?
我的天 这我们得庆祝 Oh, my gosh. We have to celebrate.
你值得 You so deserve this.
我闻到了尼曼购物之旅 I smell a shopping trip to Neiman's!
或者马歇尔 Or maybe to Marshalls.
毕竟我们还是做新闻的 所以 We're still in journalism, so.
无论如何 我真的好为你骄傲 Unh! Either way, I am so proud of you!
谢谢你 Thank you! Oh
而且 现在你有门路了 And now, maybe that you have an in,
或许你可以利用这一点 让他关注一下莱克西 you could use that to get him to give Lexi some attention.
就 我觉得她内心深处 You know, like, deep down,
其实是很渴求她爸爸的关注的 I think she just really wants some attention from her dad.
还是不了 Mm, pass! No.
她对我那么恶劣 不 She's been a total jerk to me. No.
我就当还有可能 行吗 I'm gonna take that as a maybe, okay?
你考虑一下 因为我真的很担心她 So you can think about it, because I'm genuinely worried about her.
每次我看到她 Every time I see her,
都感觉她离崩溃又近一步 she looks like she's falling apart more and more.
我看着挺好啊 She looks alright to me.
这喝起来跟双很贵的鞋似的 That tastes like an expensive shoe.
我的医生说这对我的肝不好 You know, my doctor says this is bad for my liver,
所以我把他弄死 了 so I had him killed
好耶 Yes!
你真是太坏了 这违法的 You're so bad it's illegal.
能在这儿放松 感觉真的好奇怪 Oh, it's so weird relaxing in here.
莱克西不是吼我就是侮辱我 I'm usually getting yelled at by Lexi or insulted by Lexi
或者是用吼的来侮辱我 or just having insults yelled at me by Lexi.
作为罗兹家的人 你需要达到的标准是很高的 Ah, when you're a Rhodes, you have a lot to live up to.
我想也是 Yeah, I bet.
你知道吗 邓肯 我 You know, Duncan, I
我其实挺可怜莱克西的 I feel kind of bad for Lexi.
我觉得你忽视她关注别人这件事 I think it's kind of driving her crazy
都快把她逼疯了 that you're ignoring her for someone else.
一直都是这样 干杯 Oh, it always does. Cheers.
干杯 Cheers.
等下 不是干杯 Wait. No cheers.
你 什么叫一直都是这样呢 What do you － What do you mean it always does?
这是我激励她的方式 Well, it's how I motivate her.
是这样的 每次我觉得她松懈了 You see, whenever I think she's slacking,
比如因为发行量涨了3%这么一点点 like when she's pleased about a measly 3%increase
她就很开心 in circulation,
我就会找一个我知道她很烦的人 I find someone who I know gets under her skin
然后对那个人倾注赞扬和关注 and I shower them with praise and attention.
这样就能逼她更努力来获取我的喜爱 That just drives her to work harder to win my affection.
你是认真的吗 Are you serious?
这太可怕了 That's kinda terrible.
而且很有效 And effective.
有一次 她在寄宿学校 One time, when she was underperforming
表现不好的时候 我和她的室友莎拉交了朋友 in boarding school, I befriended her roommate, Sarah.
跟她一起过了感恩节 Spent Thanksgiving with her.
我的天 那孩子真的无聊死了 God, that kid was so boring.
就喜欢地图 Really into maps.
总之 那一年 莱克西 Anyway, Lexi, that year,
以第一名的成绩毕业了 graduated at the top of her class.
所以你只是在用我来操纵你女儿吗 So you were just using me to manipulate your daughter?
一看到她看着你被司康饼噎住的时候 Well, I knew you were perfect
那副反胃的样子 when I saw how nauseated she looked
我知道你就是最好的人选 watching you choke down that scone.
我感觉好恶心 I feel nauseous.
真是不敢相信 我居然成了邓肯的邪恶游戏里的棋子 I can't believe I was some pawn in Duncan's weird game.
显然我不能接受这次加薪 I obviously can't take that raise.
我永远都是机场旁边的公寓 I'm always gonna be a condo by the airport.
你还记得我那笔一千万的大单子吗 You know that ten- million- dollar listing I had?
海景房 有酒窖 超大的游泳池 It had ocean views, wine cellar, infinity pool.
我知道 泰迪·汤普森我都知道 I get it, Teddy Thompson. I get it.
但它也有白蚁 But it also had termites,
一个坏掉的烟囱 和崩塌的地基 a cracked chimney, and a crumbling foundation.
我看到检查报告的时候 When I saw that inspection report,
就感觉跟被车撞了似的 it felt like getting hit by a bus.
因为我被车撞的时候 Because I was reading it on my phone
-就在手机上看报告 -好疼 when I got hit by a bus. Ouch.
重点是 不管外面有多光鲜亮丽 The point is, it doesn't matter how fancy you are on the outside
地基一垮 都是白费 when your foundation is crumbling.
我看的出来 你的地基很稳 I can tell you've got a good foundation.
真的吗 Do I, though?
我知道我夺走了莱克西爸爸的注意力 I knew I was taking away Lexi's dad's attention.
但我根本没在乎 因为我全心全意在享受被看中的感觉 I didn't even care'cause I was so focused on feeling valued.
我替你说几句 你是在教他 In your defense, you were trying to teach him
-如何成为一个更好的人 -这我也失败了啊 how to be a better person. Which I failed at, too.
我根本没说通他 I didn't get through to him at all.
他根本就不在乎他的讣告 He didn't even care about his obituary.
或许这是因为他还没有读到 Maybe because he hasn't read it yet.
要么就是他不识字 就这两种可能 Or he can't read. One of the two.
邓肯·威尔逊·罗兹是出版业界 "Duncan Wilson Rhodes was a titan of the publishing,
维他命业界 和灯泡业界的伟人 vitamin, and light- bulb industries.
他是一个富有影响力的商人 He was a wildly influential businessman
从各个方面来说 他的人生都很成功 只除了这一点 who lived a successful life by any metric except for one －－
他和生命中的人的关系 his relationships with the people in his life. "
他有阿莱克西斯的陪伴 她曾是一位奥运运动员 "He is survived by Alexis, a former Olympian
现在是南加独立报的主编 and current editor of the SoCal Independent.
阿莱克西斯特别想要获得 Alexis particularly strived to attain
她父亲的商业头脑和喜爱 both her father's business acumen and his affection.
尽管她在前者上很成功 While she succeeded in the former,
但她从未得到后者 she never got the latter,
因为邓肯在死前都没能意识到 because Duncan's passing came before he could realize
证明你人生价值的 that it's not the business ledgers
并非商业账本 that really tally the worth of your life.
而是你和其他人之间 It's the value of the relationships
人际关系的价值 you have with others..."
这个要放上面 This one goes first
因为它是在这张之前五分钟拍的 because I took it five minutes before this one.
以及我们对他人的影响 "...and the impact we have on them.
或许如果邓肯有机会重来 Perhaps if Duncan had a chance to do it all again,
他会分散投资他的情感股票 he would have diversified his emotional holdings. "
你好 父亲 Hello, Father.
阿莱克西斯 Alexis.
我想替内尔写的讣告道歉 I want to apologize for Nell's obituary.
我也想扣她工资 但她的工资已经是 I would cut her pay, but she already makes below
-低于最低水平了 -那就看你的了 a living wage. Well, see what you can do. U
还有 我一直在看我们的财务状况 Also, I've been reviewing our financials,
我觉得我能做的不只是3%的发行量上涨 and I think I can do much better than 3%circulation increase.
我有些很不错的主意 可以发给你 I have some exciting ideas I could e- mail to you.
我知道你总有办法的 Well, I knew you'd find a way.
跟我的秘书约时间吧 Schedule some time with my secretary.
阿莱克西斯 Alexis?
在 Yes.
我很喜欢你的鞋 I like your shoes.
我的鞋 My shoes?
是的 Yeah.
谢谢你 Thank you.
这是在维也纳的一所宫殿旁边的鞋匠那里买的 I got them from a cobbler near the palace in Vienna.
他的活计做得很好 Er hat gute Arbeit geleistet.
谢谢你 父亲 Danke, Vati.
那次旅行真的很不错 Ah. That was a wonderful trip.
-你还记得吗 -是啊 第一次吃酸菜 You remember that, huh? I do. Never had sauerkraut before.
-还有香肠 是吧 -没错 Or the bratwurst, right? Yes!
-你成功了 -是我们成功了 You did that. We did that.
谢谢你让我意识到自己的价值 Thank you for reminding me of my value.
就像泰迪·汤普森一直说的 Well, as Teddy Thompson always says,
不要光做梦了 "Don't just dream it..."
-拥有它 -拥有它 Own it. "...own it. "
现在你能把我的讣告写了吗 Now can you please finish my obituary?
这是我这辈子最长的一次看房了 This is the longest showing of my life.
这是怎么了 What is going on here?
这些吗 只是一些温馨回忆 Oh, this? Just some fond memories.
不 这些是莱克西 No, these are- these are things
从其他人桌上收掉的东西 that Lexi took off everyone else's desk.
对 这是杰夫的家人 Yeah. This is Jeff's family.
现在是我的家人了 They're my family now.
这是我的火鸡画 And this is my turkey drawing,
是多米尼克儿子的小手印 made with Dominic's son's tiny little handprint.
我喜欢你这儿的装饰 Ah. Love the decor!
你还是海豹突击队出身的吗 感谢你的付出 And you were a Navy Seal? Thank you for your service.
没事 You got it.
这些东西是其他同事的 These items belong to other people in the office.
是她偷来的 She stole them.
好心人来了 每个办公室都有一个 Oh. Do- gooder over here. Every office has one.
你试试看每天跟她面对面 Try sitting across from her every day.
-鬼话不停 人影不见 -你真是太有意思了 Blah, blah, blah. Nobody's there. You are funny.
我知道 是吧 I know, right?
我想请你吃午饭 你叫什么名字 I'd like to take you to lunch. What's your name?
-缇娜 -好极了 Tina! Wonderful!
来吧 妮娜 Come on, Nina.
我 算了无所谓了 I- - It doesn't even matter.