姑娘我恐慌要发作了 ♪Girl, I'm'bout to have a panic attack ♪
我有努力过但没成功 ♪I did the work, it didn't work, ah, ah ♪
真相很伤人靠好伤人 ♪That truth, it hurts, goddam, it hurts Ah, ah ♪
不是很喜欢多情的东西 ♪`That lovey- dovey shit Was not a fan of it ♪
我有朋友就可以男人就免了姑娘 ♪I'm good with my friends I don't want a man, girl ♪
我躺在床上 太自在了不该独自一个人在这里 ♪ I'm in my bed I'm way too fine to be here alone ♪
另一方面 我清楚自己价值 ♪On other hand, I know my worth, ah, ah♪
现在他打给我 ♪And now he callin'me ♪
为什么我会有这种感觉 ♪Why do I feel like this? ♪
我这是怎么了 ♪What's happenin' to me? Oh, oh, oh ♪
我准备好了吗 姑娘毫无疑问 ♪Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
我准备好了吗你在说什么 ♪Am I ready? What you talkin''bout? ♪
我准备好了吗 你会知道的 ♪Am I ready? You gon'figure it out ♪
被爱 被爱 ♪To be loved, to be loved ♪
我准备好了吗 你应得的 ♪Am I ready? You deserve it now ♪
因为我想要 这就是我所说的 ♪Cause I want it That's what I'm talkin' about ♪
我准备好了吗 你会知道的 ♪Am I ready? You gon'figure it out ♪
早啊 Morning.
被爱被爱 ♪To be loved, to be loved ♪
我该怎么去爱别人呢 ♪How am I supposed to Love somebody else? ♪
我不喜欢自己的时候 ♪When I don't like myself, like, ooh ♪
我最好还是学会喜欢这样 ♪Guess I better learn to like this, ooh ♪
可能需要一生的时间才能知道 ♪It might take my whole life just to Let me know ♪
我准备好了吗姑娘 毫无疑问 ♪Am I ready? Girl, there ain't a doubt ♪
我准备好了吗 你在说什么 ♪Am Iready? What you talkin² bout? ♪
我准备好了吗 你会知道的 被爱 ♪Am I ready? You gon' figure it out To be loved ♪
我准备好了吗 你应得的 ♪Am I ready? You deserve it now ♪
因为我想要 这就是我所说的 ♪'Cause I want it That's what I'm talkin'about ♪
我准备好了吗 ♪Am I ready? ♪
等下 你高兴个什么劲 Wait, why are you happy?
不该高兴吗 Why shouldn't I be? Boom!
-你不记得昨晚了 -八记得了 You don't remember last night? - Nah.
肯定是喝太多断片了 Must've gotten too drunk and blacked out.
你一直要让时光倒流 试图阻止我跟你分手 You kept turning back time to try and stop me from breaking up with you.
但她还是分了 But she did anyway.
想起来了 Oh, that rings a bell.
我觉得我们应该分手 I think we should break up.
不 天呐 不不不 都想起来了 Oh, no. Oh, God. No, no, no. It's all coming back to me.
不不不 不要想起来 No, no, no. Unring the bell.
-不要想起来 -别伤心 看 - Unring the bell. - Don't be sad. Uh, look.
戈登把给诊所备的专项金给珍了 Gordon gave Jen his come money for the clinic.
而且吉兹洛德跟我是一对了 A- And Jizzlord and I are a couple.
什么的一对 A couple of what?
一对啊 就是一对 情侣那种 A couple. Acouple, couple. A romantic pairing.
-什么 -我懂 好萌呀 What? - I know. It is adorable.
不是 什么 好恶心 这不是违法的吗 No- What? It's gross. What- - Isn't that illegal?
-你不可以跟你的猫上床 -嘿 才不是 ·You can't fuck your cat. - Hey! No.
那是一个可以变成猫的男人 He's a man that can turn into a cat.
而不是变成男人的猫 完全不一样对吧 Not a cat that turns into a man. Totally different. Right?
我得躺一下 I need to lie down.
-他人呢 -他很久前就去商店了 Where is he anyway? He went out to the shops ages ago.
-你好 -嗨 Hello. Hi.
那个人好像爸爸啊 That man looks like Daddy.
罗伯 我 Rob, I- -
罗伯 是我啊 诺拉 你妻子 Rob, it's me. Nora, your wife.
也许他有家室但没告诉你 Maybe he's got a secret family. -
我们刚还说你呢 Oh, we were just talking about you.
我没有偷偷在外面有个家 I haven't got a secret family!
别再偷听我们讲话了 你个大怪胎 Stop eavesdropping on us, you big weirdo.
商店里有什么有意思的事吗 Anything interesting happen at the shops?
没 Nope.
11970 11990 11, 970. 11, 990.
如果你的能力是第五类 If your power is category five,
请记得在进入和离开安区时均要登记 please remember to sign in and out of security.
12000 欢迎参加发现能力计划 Welcome to the Power Discovery programme.
-耶 -现在该干什么 Yes, yay. Okay. Wh- What now?
有机器吗 Is there a machine?
没 你每周都要同一位 No. You're going to be having weekly
有资质认定的教练进行一对一会谈 one- on- one sessions with a qualified coach.
那谁是我教练 Oh. So, who's my coach?
乔治 其实那边那位就是他 Uh, George. Oh, that's him over there, actually.
他有点爹系 对不 He's a bit of a DILF, right?
-嘉莉 -怎么啦 就是嘛 Carrie! - What? He is.
你刚单身没两分钟 就已经觊觎本地爹系熟男了 You've been single for two minutes and you're already perving on local DILFs.
他就是散发魅力教授 He's giving sexy professor.
他都85了 He's 85.
不过我还是可以跟他来一发的 - I'd still ride him, though, yeah. -
-他过来了 -什么 - He's coming over. - What?
丹妮丝 你有洛瑞先生的出院单吗 Denise. Do you have discharge forms for Mr Lowry?
马上 你有位新客户 One minute. You have a new client.
你好 Hello.
我 珍 我是珍 我叫珍 不好意思 Uh, me, Jen. Me Jen. My name's Jen. Sorry.
没有能力 25岁 有很多工作要做 No power. Twenty five. A lot of work. -
-那我们从哪里开始呢 -现在如何 So, when do we start? - Well, um, how's right now?
现在 立马就开始吗 Now, now?
行啊 行 没问题 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay.
您先请 After you.
谢了老爸 Thanks, Dad.
是 我的自信要胜过能力 ♪Yeah, I'm confident More than competent♪
我可能会把名字刻在纪念碑上 ♪Think I'll probably Put my name on a monument ♪
-你跟丹妮丝已经见过了 -是是是 她人很好 - I see you've met Denise. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's great.
真的吗 我觉得她就是个愁眉苦脸的白痴 Hmm, really? I think she's a sour- faced dickhead.
我天 对吧 一脸苦相 Oh, my God, isn't she? Sulphureous bitch.
那么 你知道我在这里是为了什么吗 So. Do you know what I'm here to do?
来治好我 Fix me?
不尽然 Not quite, no.
有人认为能力是一种物质层面的东西 Some people think powers are a physical thing.
一种化学反应或者其他 我不这么认为 A chemical or some bullshit. I don't.
我认为它们是从这里释放出来的 I think they come from up here,
在获得你能力之前 我们很可能 and it's likely there is some psychological blockage
需要先克服一些心理障碍 we have to overcome before you can get your power.
因为它已然存在 我的任务就是带你深入到你识海找到它 Because it is in there. And it's my job to take you inside your mind and find it.
那么 这是谈话疗法还是 So, is that like talk therapy or- -
不是 我说的就是字面意思 Oh, no. I mean literally.
我可以吗 May I?
欢迎来到你的识海 Welcome to your mind.
或者至少是你潜意识将你意识带入的物理空间 Or at least the physical space your subconscious has rendered your mind into.
这里是我的识海 ·This is my mind? - Mm- hmm.
就是个狗窝 It's a shithole.
而在这个狗窝的某个地方 有个东西阻滞了你的能力 And somewhere in this shithole is the thing that's blocking your power.
这些书是 And the books are- -
我认为它们是你所感受 想过的或者做过的一切 I'd imagine they're everything you've ever felt, thought or done.
找到有用的东西了吗 Found something useful?
你必须为自己挺身而出 ♪You have to stand up for yourself ♪
很微妙 Subtle.
从哪里开始呢 Where do you even begin?
我们慢慢来 给自己几天时间做准备 Well, let's take it slow. Give yourself a few days to prepare.
重新评估你的环境 习惯 为旅程腾出空间 Reassess your environment, your habits. Make space for the journey.
-这话听起来很奇怪对吧 -是 但我懂你意思 - That sounded reallywanky, didn't it? - Yeah, but I know what you mean.
这是个全新的开始 一切都会改变 This is a fresh start. Everything's gonna change.
我会改变 I'm going to change.
我们设定几个现实的期望吧 Let's set realistic expectations.
好好好 没问题 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally.
-你干什么 -跟过去告别 - What are you doing? - Clean slate.
所有可能阻碍我变成全新的珍的东西都要扔掉 Anything that might hold me back from the new Jen is going into the void.
一个不想要的东西的大坑 神秘洞穴 The pit of unwanted things. The Mystery Hole.
什么 那个沃尔瑟姆斯托被人们乱丢东西的地方 What? That thing people fly- tip into in Walthamstow?
没错 Yeah.
我们也要这么干 卡什 摆脱过去 We're doing it too, Kash. Out with the old.
我们可以为分手而闷闷不乐 We could sit around moping about breaking up,
也可以将这当成是一个重塑自我的机会 一个新的开始 or we see this as an opportunity to reinvent ourselves. A fresh start.
不不不 那个不能扔 不行 No, no, no. You can't throw that out. No.
卡什 别这样 Kash, come on.
什 还有这个 What- And this?
这到底是什么啊 What even is it?
还有这些 拜托 这些有什么问题 And- And these. Come on. What's wrong with these?
-卡什 -怎么了 还挺好的呢 Kash. - What? They're still good.
看到没 还可以穿 See? They still go on.
你不可能一夜之间把什么都换掉 You can't just change everything overnight.
当然可以了 Course you can!
你不可能摆脱过去 It's not possible to escape your past.
他会像灰尘一样纠缠在你身上 落到曾经干净的未来地毯上 It clings to you like dust settling into the once clean carpet of your future.
而改变吸尘器的吸力很差 And the Hoover of change has poor suction.
吉兹 不许挠沙发 Jizz? Scratchin'the sofa.
吉兹 吉兹洛德 Jizz? Jizzlord?
它们连你屁眼都盖不住 They don't even cover your bumhole!
-这样更好 -好在哪里 Even better. How is that better?
-你没事吧 -我 没事 好得很 You okay? - Me? Yeah. Okay as a clam.
你一直没吃东西 You haven't been eating.
躲在狭小空间里 梳理太多次毛发 You're hiding away in small spaces, excessively grooming.
显然你压力很大 You're obviously stressed.
我觉得我知道原因 And I think I know why.
碰到这种跟感情相关的事我也不知道该怎么办 Uh, I don't know how to do this either. The whole relationship thing.
我们就从约会开始吧 - So, let's just start by going on a date. -
正式约会 严格来说 第一次约会 就你跟我 Like a proper date. A first date, technically. Just you and me.
好 因为没有其他人参与 Yeah, because there isn't another person involved.
没错 Um, true.
我去订餐厅 So, I'll book a restaurant.
让我给你看 Just Just let me show you!
在这里吗 Here?
裤子脱下来 蹲下 擦干净 提裤子 Trousers down, squat, wipe, trousers up.
不兜圈子 效率最高 No fuss. Maximum efficiency.
这条裤子的生命才刚刚开始 The life of these pants is only just beginning.
-它们有害健康 -是有益的细菌 · They are a health hazard! - It's good bacteria.
你好 世界 我来告诉你我是谁 ♪Hello, world, let me tell you who I am ♪
你好世界我觉得你不明白 ♪Hello, world I don't think you understand ♪
我好喜欢分手大变装 Oh, I love a breakup makeover.
丹尼·弗鲁斯在9年意大利世界杯前夕甩了我之后 When Danny Fruss dumped me right before Italia 90,
我把全身都动了 I went out and got the whole works.
烫发 隆胸 戴成人牙套 Perm, boobs, adult braces.
我就想 等这男人再见到我 打他个措手不及 I thought, when this man sees me again, he won't know what hit him.
发生什么事了 他做了什么 What happened? What'd he do?
淹死了 土耳其潜水出事了 He drowned. Scuba diving accident in Turkey.
非常 非常难过 Very, very sad.
我想换个完全不同的造型 大变样 I want a completely different look. Something totally new.
但具体想变成什么样呢 JEN But what is that specifically?
不知道 我不知道我是谁也不知道自己想要什么 I don't know. I have no idea who I am or what I want.
-请告诉我我是谁 我想要什么 -嘉莉 不行 Please tell me who I am and what I want. Carrie, no.
分手大变装的精髓就在于重新学习成为如何一个全新的人 The point of a breakup makeover is to relearn how to be a new EI person.
我需要一些指导 I could use a little guidance.
我们有认识对分手这事不屑一顾的人吗 Do we know anyone who has absolutely smashed a breakup?
是呢 他听起来就是个彻头彻尾的小混蛋呢 亲爱的 Yes, well he sounds like an absolute little shit, darling.
不是 戴安娜 他没那么坏啦 他只需要成熟一点 Uh, no, Diana. He's not that bad. He just needs to grow up a bit.
你死的时候我闭店一星期 I closed the shop for a week when you died.
伍尔沃斯那边一直在营业 Woolworths was open the whole time.
能在我盘子上签名吗 别走哈 Oh! Can you sign me plates? Wait here.
你觉得我该怎么办 殿下 So, uh, what do you think I should do, Your Highness of a- -
公主 王妃 公主 Miss, Miss, Mrs, Miss, Mrs, Miss Princess.
我们要打扮得相当性感 Let's go total tart.
-我应该搞个刘海 -我天 不要 And I should get a fringe. - Oh, my God. No.
绝对不要那样做 Absolutely do not do that.
我很有信心 ♪I got a whole lot of confidence ♪
不要因为我的能力而生气 ♪Don't be mad at my competence ♪
因为你对我赞不绝口 ♪Cause you shower me in compliments ♪
卡什 能跟你请教下吗 Kash, can I ask you for some advice?
我早就等你问了 你想知道怎么交到女朋友 I've been expecting this. You want to know how to have a girlfriend.
我干嘛要问你 你都没女朋友 Why would I ask you? You don't have a girlfriend.
现在一般该去抽烟休息了 但我完全不想去 I'd usually go on my smoke break now, but I don't even miss it.
实际上我觉得精力充沛 - I actually feel really energised. - Mmm.
没错 直接跟皮革搭一起 Oh, yes, straight in with the leather.
自我提升就是小菜一碟 Self- improvement is a piece of piss.
你好 不好意思 Sorry.
我在找人 I'm looking for someone.
想问问能不能把这张海报贴你们窗户上 Uh, I was wondering if you could put this poster up in your window.
-行 你在找谁啊 -我老公 Yeah. Who are you looking for? - My husband.
如果能帮到你的话我肯定棒 Well, if I can help in any way, I will.
虽然你没说前因后果 但基本上 我差不多知道了 You don't have the context, but basically, I'm good now.
罗伯特·克勒顿 e Robert Clutton?
你认识他 Do you know him?
不认识 No.
还是谢谢了 Well. Thank you anyway.
我喘不过气了 殿下 JEN I can't breathe, Your Highness.
这东西就是这样 亲爱的 That's how you know it's working, darling.
你觉得呢 What do you think?
我没找到马克笔 但我找到跟有水的圆珠笔 I ain't got a Sharpie, but I found a very wet biro.
不过我确实有过女朋友 I did have a girlfriend though.
如果算上笔友的话 交过三个 所以 我也算是专家了 I've had three girlfriends, if you count pen pals. So, I'm kind of an expert.
太好了 这正是我需要的 因为 基本上来说 Oh, great. That's exactly what I need. Because, um, basically, um...
吉兹洛德有老婆 Jizzlord has a wife.
还有个儿子 And a son?
她走进来 在找他 And she came in here, she's looking for him.
我昨天碰到他们了 他们还记得我 And I bumped into them yesterday, and they remember me.
但我没跟她说我认识他 But I didn't tell her that I know him.
我没跟珍说 And I haven't told Jen.
没关系 没关系 我们能想出办法 It's okay. It's okay. We can figure this out.
我天 你完蛋了 Oh, my God, you're fucked. -
你绝对死定了 You're absolutely fucked.
这引发子很多情感和道德方面问题 比如 This kicks up so many emotional and moral questions, like- -
-她性感吗 -她确实看起来很匀称 - Is she hot? - She did seem quite symmetrical.
很漂亮 像牙刷广告模特一样漂亮 Pretty. Like toothbrush ad pretty.
你打算怎么办 What are you gonna do?
我还指望你告诉我呢 你说的自己是专家 I thought you'd tell me. You said you were the expert!
我不知道 I don't know!
你必须跟他说 You have to tell him.
但要是我 不说呢 Uh, but what if I just, like, don't?
作为一个已知他真实身份的人 你不能瞒着他 As somebody who knows who he actually is, you can't keep that from him.
-如果他更喜欢她呢 -这是你的新篇章 还记得吗 What if he likes her more than me? - It's your new chapter, remember?
你真的想以对自己关心的人撒谎作为开始吗 You really want to start it lying to someone you care about?
我一直想告诉她的 I keep meaning to tell her,
但每次我想着要告诉她了 but every time I start thinking about it,
我就告诉自己别乱想 但却还忍不住胡思乱想 and then I can't stop thinking even though I tell my brain not to.
嘿 那别让你的大脑作崇了 Hey! Don't let your brain push you around like that.
听着 我以前碰到这种事也很焦虑 Look, I used to be anxious.
但现在 我觉得自己要瞎想了 我就压根不去想了 And now, when I think about having a thought, I just don't.
下次你再见到珍 你就直直注视着她 The next time you see Jen, you're going to look her in the eye,
然后直接跟她讲 and you're going to tell her.
那 那如果 But- But what if- -
这听上去就在瞎想了哦 That sounds a lot like thinking.
-约会愉快 -约会愉快 - Happy date. - Happy date.
那餐厅在哪里呢 So, where's the restaurant?
应该就在这里的啊 Should be here.
-你俩在找小意大利餐厅吗 -对 You look for Little Italy? - Yeah.
就在这里 It's there.
那我们怎么进去呢 How do we get in?
-我会轻点一下你们 -哈 - I boop. Huh?
他也需要轻点一下 拜托啦 He needs booping too. Por favor!
谢谢 Thank you!
你这一身穿的是啥 What are you wearing?
噢 这可是我新潮的穿搭 我现在可潮了 Oh, it's my new edgy look. I'm edgy now.
要是说有什么时尚潮流 那我非占一位不可 If there's an edge out there, I'm on it.
没比它前沿 可是正正好好哦 Not over it, but right up there.
你之前穿搭也不错呀 Well, you looked fine before.
大家就非得搞砸事情吗 Why can't people just stop messing with things?
听着 我明白你对未来感觉很没把握 Look, I know you're feeling uncertain about the future.
所以 我起草了一份很随意的清单 So, I have drawn up a super- casual list of stuff we should do
上面列了我们分手后应该和不该做的事情 你懂的 and shouldn't do post- breakup or, you know, whenever.
-你说像合同一样 -可不是合同 A contract? - Not a contract.
只是个小小的情绪评估 一个正式的有法律效益的情绪评估 A vibe check. A formal, legally binding vibe check.
所以 我们都同意对吧 在28号那天 So, we're in agreement that the social media announcement
在社交媒体上用快拍宣布我们分手了 shall take place on the 28th in the form of a story.
不发什么表情 只发文字 No use of emojis. Just plain text,
提议 如果加一个心碎表情呢 Sidebar. What about one broken heart?
-什么颜色的 -黑色 What colour? - Black.
这一招经典啊 可以 That is classy. I will allow it.
事情真的没那么糟糕 ♪`Things just really aren't that bad ♪
我只是在房间里呆得太久 ♪I just stay in my room too long ♪
但我终于有了女朋友 她真是太棒了 ♪ But I finally got a girlfriend And she's the bomb ♪
你好 你好 ♪ Hi, hello ♪
好了 我得跟你说件事 Right, there's something I have to tell you,
我就直说了 and I'm just going to come right out with it.
我已经憋了很久了 I've stalled long enough.
昨天 我在商店里的时候 So, yesterday, I'm in the shop...
就是有四堵墙的那种建筑 你懂的 还有个屋顶的 which is a building with four walls and, of course as we know, a roof.
呃 那天是阴天 大概12或13度吧 Eh, it- it was a grey day. Maybe 12, 13 degrees Celsius.
我走近一位顾客的时候 And as I approached a customer,
我一步一步迈着走 就像流行的那样 putting one foot in front of the other as is the fashion,
左脚 然后右脚 再左脚 然后呃 left, then right, then left and, uh,
你也能想到 接下来还是右脚 as you might imagine, followed by right again.
珍 我想好了 Jen, I know who I am.
我 我想成为你的男朋友 I'm, uh, your boyfriend.
我只想做你的男朋友 And that's all I want to be.
嘿 看 情侣都是这么吃的 Oh, hey, look. That's how couples eat.
我们也应该 We should
我们 吃吧 Let's- - Yeah.
噢 这条也太离谱了 Oh, now this is egregious.
双方不得在分手六周后与另一位或多位伴侣 Both parties may enter into a sexual act with another partner or partners
发生性行为 no sooner than six weeks post- separation.
性行为包括但不限口交 阴蒂舔 插入 Sexual acts include but are not limited to fellatio, cunnilingus, penetration,
口活 拳交 六九姿势 乳头刺激 handjobs, fisting, 69ing, nipple stimulation,
带有刺激意图的触摸 touching with the intent of stimulation
以及持续时间超过30秒的张嘴亲吻 and open- mouthed kissing lasting more than 30 seconds.
好吧我改 Okay, okay.
分手四周后允许进行性接触 Sexual interaction will be permitted four weeks post- separation.
-这可表明了忠心 -手活总可以吧 Which is a good faith concession. - With the exception of hand stuff.
-隔着裤子 -不行 不能隔着 Over the jeans. - No, it's got to be under.
不能全脱 Not to completion.
好吧也行 I can work wjth that.
好了 第二条款 搬家 ’Kay. Clause two. Moving out.
我提议给予你宽裕点找房子的时间 八周 I've suggested a very generous eight- week search time,
毕竟在伦敦找房子可是很难的 而且 because flat hunting in London is horrendous and,
你可算不好价格什么的 you're very bad with numbers.
等下 你要我搬出去 为什么我是搬出去的那个 Wait, you want me to move out? Why am I the one moving out?
呃 我是说 呃 Well, I mean Well-
呃 我是说 呃 Well, I mean Well- -
-就因为我是男方 是这样吗 -才不是 It's'cause I have the penis, isn't it? - No, no.
-就因为我是男方 是这样吗 -才不是 - It's'cause I have the penis, isn't it? - No, no.
我是说 有这个原因 但是 Well, I mean- - Yeah, but- -
可是你提的分手啊 我才是受害者 No, but you broke up with me. I'm the victim here.
这不只是搬出去的问题 而是该向前看了 It's not just moving out. It's moving on.
-你抓着过去不放 -我才没有呢 - You're clinging to the past. - No, I'm not.
真的吗 那你扔掉一件东西证明一下 Really? Then throw away just one thing.
-扔掉内裤 -我不要 Just the pants. - No.
不要 你不许扔我的东西 我不签了 No, I forbid you to throw anything out. And I'm not signing.
老天 我饿死了 Jesus, I'm starving.
吃点剩菜呗 Have the leftovers.
这可是一条好吃的意大利面条 It's a lovely spaghetto.
等我一下 One sec.
你好 Hello.
嘿 来点这个 好 Hey. Ooh, some of these. Yes.
还有什么 What else have we got?
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谢谢 Thank you.
走吧 Ready?
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没有中间地带 ♪ No in- between ♪
他们想让我看起来漂亮他们想让我看起来干净 ♪` They want me to look pretty And they want me to look clean ♪
完全拒绝 完全接受 没有中间地带 ♪Big no, big yes No in- between ♪
他们想让我快乐 ♪They want me to be happy ♪
去哪里了 我内裤呢 Where are they? Where's my pants?
噢 嘉莉把它们放进一个大袋子然后走了 Oh, uh, Carrie put them in one of her big bags and left.
她要带上我的东西去空洞 She's taking my stuff to the void.
她要把这些都扔到空洞里去 我的东西要永远没了 She's gonna throw it all into the void, and then it'll be gone forever.
不要仅为了潮流而改变 它太容易结束 ♪Don't change just for the trend It's too quick to end ♪
继续努力成长 在你的心里有你可以播种的种子 ♪Keep on tryin' to grow In your mind there are seeds you can sow ♪
不要等待世界终结 ♪Don't wait for the world to end ♪
在你伸出援手之前 ♪Before you give a hand ♪
继续努力成长 在你的心里有你可以播种的种子 ♪Keep on tryin' to grow In your mind there are seeds you can sow ♪
不要仅为了潮流而改变 它太容易结束 ♪Don't change just for the trend It's too quick to end ♪
你要丢什么东西进去 What's going in?
死掉的嘉莉 The old Carrie.
你不能在这里抛尸 这是最基本的规矩 You can't throw bodies in. That's, like, rule number one.
不不 这只是个比喻 No, no. It's metaphorical.
-是这样的 我和我男朋友 -我不关心 See, me and my boyfriend- - - I don't care.
五镑 Five quid.
我真觉得我会很适合这发型的 每个脸型都有适合它的刘海样子 I really think I'd suit it. There's a fringe for every face shape.
超 爱 它 我爱它 ♪L- O- V- EI- T, I love it ♪
我是掌管信用卡的老板 拿出来吧 ♪ I'm a boss with a card out So run it ♪
现在就是时候了 ♪Right now ♪
超 爱 它 我爱它 ♪L- O- V- EI- TI love it♪
把价格标签剪掉并装袋吧 ♪Cut the price tag off now and bag it ♪
现在就是时候了 ♪Right now ♪
这感觉太棒啦 Ah, that felt good.
是啊 这多健康 Yeah, this is healthy! I think.
拜拜 过去式的嘉莉 Bye- bye, girlfriend Carriel
感觉太自由啦 I feel so free!
我们要怎么玩 我们要怎么玩 ♪How we gonna have fun? How we gonna have fun? ♪
-珍 我要剪了 -嘉莉 不要 - Jen, I'm gonna do it. - Carrie, no.
-我要剪了 -住手啊 - I'm gonna do it. - Don't do it!
我要剪了 It's happening.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我看起来怎么样 How does it look?
我 I- -
那是 Is that- -
我就去看一眼那里 I- I'm just going to go check something over there.
我该放手了 You need to go.
我性感的小玻璃瓶 My sexy little carafe.
我真为你骄傲啊 I'm so proud of you!
嘿 Hey!
这些是我的内裤 Those are my pants!
卡什 Kash.
英国法律规定下 这些是我的个人财产 Now, under UK law, they are my property,
我会毫不犹豫对你扔掉它们提出诉讼的 and I will not hesitate to sue for damages.
-卡什 -它们附带了很多情感价值还有 Kash. - They have immense sentimental value and- -
我都明白 I know.
我本觉得我能放掉过往的 但 I thought I could just move forward, but.
这有点伤感了 ...this is really sad.
是啊 我们俩分手了呢 Well, yeah, we broke up.
是啊 但是我提出的分手 Yeah, but I did the breaking off.
我应该感觉重获新生才对 应该感到自由的 I'm supposed to feel new and free like a...
像个性感的小春羔才对 ...like a sexy spring lamb.
嗯 凡事结束都是很伤感的 Well, it's sad when things end.
就算我这个男朋友那么糟糕 愚蠢透顶 Even if your boyfriend was terrible and dumb
就算我控制着你的时间 不想让你和我分手 and held you time captive to stop you from breaking up with him.
天啊 我每次想说这的时候感觉更糟了呢 God, it gets worse every time I try and describe it.
这让我的头脑变得腐烂 腐烂 ♪ It's makin' my head decay, head decay♪
我经过时 他们尖叫着 ♪When I walk by, they screamin'♪
里面有人吗 里面有人 我知道 ♪Isn't anybody home in there Home in there, I know ♪
他们把我卷起来时 我可以穿越地狱并返回 ♪When they wind me up I can make it through hell and back ♪
穿越地狱并返回 ♪ Hell and back ♪
我活在我的恐惧中 ♪Me in my horror ♪
活在我的恐惧中的一天 ♪A day in my horror ♪
-你是 -你怎么 Do you- - How do-
我们俩都 So, we both...
我也不知道我俩为啥在狂笑 I don't know why we're laughing.
我们之间会没事的 Oh, we're going to be okay.
我对你撒了谎 你也跟我撒了谎 撒谎难道不是挺糟糕的吗 I lied to you. You lied to me. Isn't lying bad?
是挺糟糕的 但我们都有理由值得这么做 Yes. Except when we do it for a good reason.
你说的对 Right!
不对 No.
我在乎的不是内裤 只是 I don't really care about the pants. It's just- -
只是 从一切会我扔掉一件内裤开始 Well, it's just, at first, it's me throwing away a pair of pants,
我接着就要搬出去住 然后不再有人邀请我去干什么了 but then it's me moving out, and then I stop getting invited to things,
然后你就把我也遗忘了 and then you all forget about me.
你不用非得搬出去的 我们可以一起想办法的 You don't have to move. We can figure something out,
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我们不能活在过去了 We can't live in the past.
那你为什么不告诉我这些 But why didn't you tell me?
我有点怕你 I'm afraid of you.
好 那除此以外呢 Okay, but more than that.
嗯 我怕会毁了我们俩现在的关系 And, uh, I'm scared it might ruin this.
那也是你为什么没告诉我吧 And that's why you didn't tell me.
这应该是件好事因为 Which is a good thing because- -
我们都很关心对方甚至愿意为此撒谎 We actually care enough to lie to each other.
你知道我为这段关系付出了多少吗 Do you know how much effort that is to go to for a relationship?
要平常的话 我根本不会去二区以外的地方 Normally I don't even travel outside of Zone 2.
所以这么说 这真的是件好事咯 so really, this is a good thing.
不不不 大错特错 No. No, no, no, no, no.
这是我经历过最糟的事了 This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
我很讨厌好吗 我讨厌死这事了事实上 I hate it. I hate it so much. Actually- -
我感觉要吐了 Think I'm gonna be sick.
他们俩来了 They're coming.
没事的 我们俩都知道了 It's okay. We both know.
珍吐过了 Jen threw up.
嘿 别提这个啊 Hey, don't tell them that.
为什么我感觉你样子不太对劲 Why do I hate looking at you now?
我的发型 My hair!
我 我都忘了 很难看吗 I- I forgot. Is it bad?
我现在不是你男朋友了 对吧 I'm definitely not your boyfriend anymore, right?
那我直说了 很难看 Oh, my God, it's bad.
真的很难看 嘉莉 丑爆了 It's really bad, Carrie. It's disgusting.
要我说实话吗 是我见过最难看的发型了 Honestly? The worst thing I've ever seen.
那穿越回去 恢复发型 帮我 帮我 求你了 Uh, turn back time. Fix it. Fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it.
行 好吧 虽然已经段时间了 Right, okay. It's been awhile.
只能试试突破新的最佳记录了 Try to push for a new PB.
五分钟 Five minutes.
要不我多剪点让它平整一点 Maybe if I cut it more to even it out.
-你觉得她好看吗 我发誓 我不在乎你的回答 真的 -好看 - Do you think she's pretty? I swear, I really don't care. I promise. - Yeah, she is.
如果我让你这么反感 你直接去和她结婚好了 Why don't you just go and marry her again then if I'm so repulsive to you?
你也很好看啊 You're pretty too.
好吧 我就多这侧剪掉一点 好让它平整一点 Okay, so now I'll just cut more on this side to even it up.
你应该写诗去的 Oh, you should write poetry.
这场面可从来没见过啊 Well, that's new.
好吧 这侧变得更短了 没关系 我再剪 Okay and now this side's shorter. That's okay. I'll just cut it even more.
我来帮你剪好看吧 I think I can make it work.
行了 剪刀给我 Okay, give me the scissors.
在城市之墓的厨房里冻着 ♪Chilled in the kitchen of a city tomb ♪
光线会闪烁 就像一个暴力的子宫 ♪`The light would flicker Like a violent womb ♪
就问问 在我见那你不告诉我的妻子之前 ♪ust to check. There's no other massively important things you want to tell me
-你真的没有别的重量级的事要告诉我了吗 -没有 before I meet your secret wife? No.
本 他爱她 就像他爱过别人一样 ♪Ben, he loved her like he loved no one ♪
她笑的样子和拿着冒着烟的枪的样子 ♪ The way she laughed And held a smoking gun ♪
爸比 爸比 Daddy! Daddyl
呃 是有那么一件事 Oh, yeah. One more thing.
你希望你能 ♪You wish You were ♪
像她一样 Like her
糟糕的刘海18镑 烫坏了 20镑 卷发棒意外 15镑 意外秃顶 30镑 Accidenlql baldness k30
你也是因为分手了 Breakup?
有人跟我说我能做到的 Someone said I could pull it off.
乔尼是一个朋克宝贝乔尼是第二波浪 ♪Joni is a punk babe Joni is the second wave ♪
乔尼穿着黑色牛仔夹克 ♪ Joni is a black jean jacket ♪
乔尼穿着黑色牛仔夹克 ♪Joni is a black jean jacket ♪
乔尼是第一支乐队的成员 乔尼拥有冷静的手 Joni's in the first band Joni has a cool hand ♪
乔尼是第一支乐队的成员 乔尼拥有冷静的手 ♪Joni's in the first band Joni has a cool hand ♪
乔尼知道问题是系统性的 ♪Joni knows the problem is systematic ♪
乔尼插队 乔尼没有时间 ♪ Joni cut the tour line Joni doesn't have time ♪
乔尼喜欢冲上舞台 ♪ Joni likes to dart on stage ♪
乔尼正在进行果汁排毒 乔尼不需要朋友 ♪Joni's on a juice cleanse Joni doesn't need friends ♪
因为乔尼已经训练好了整个房间的人 ♪Cause Joni's Got the whole room trained ♪
AccOUWS襟希堕禄能° ♪You wish You were ♪
你希望你能 ♪You wish You were ♪
像她一样 ♪ Like her ♪
我敢打赌她从未在乎过你 ♪I bet she never cared about you ♪
你希望 ♪ You wish ♪
你能 ♪ You were ♪
像她一样 ♪ Like her ♪