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爱是我们最美好的东西 Love is the best thing we have.
也许在抛却了一切狗屁和喧嚣后 Maybe after we strip away all the bullshit,
那是我们仅存的东西 it's the only thing we have.
你是爱丽丝吧 Alice?
杰克 Jack?
是的 Yes.
嗨 Hi.
你真人跟照片出入不大 Well, your picture didn't lie.
而你比照片上相 Yours is an understatement.
好吧 我那是故意的 你想喝点什么 Well, that's on purpose. What will you have to drink?
麦卡伦 Macallan.
所以 你是个什么样的人 So, who are you, Jack?
-我是什么样的人 -你紧张吗 Who am I? Are you nervous?
有一点 你不紧张吗 A little. Aren't you?
不如我再问得具体些 你是做什么的 Why don't I concretize the question. What do you do?
谢谢你 我是一名生物医学研究员 Thank you. I am a biomedical researcher.
你研究什么 What do you research?
正在研究慢性甲状腺炎 Right now, Hashimoto's disease.
为什么 Why?
-你有慢性甲状腺炎吗 -没 Do you have Hashimoto's disease? No.
-你认识的人有慢性甲状腺炎吗 -没有 Does anyone you know have Hashimoto's disease? No.
那你图啥呢 在攻克慢性甲状腺炎时的荣耀加身 Then why? For the glory of perhaps one day curing Hashimoto's disease?
不是图荣耀 攻克这种疾病可以造福大众 Not for the glory. No, curing it will help people.
-但对你没有帮助 -没有直接帮助 But it won't help you. Not directly no, but...
对你认识的人也没帮助 Or anyone you know. No, but...
所以你是一个远征军 So, you're a crusader.
我不这么认为 I wouldn't say that.
你应该这么想 因为真的很可爱 You should, cause it's really adorable.
但这种收益回报挺模糊的 But it's kind of a hazy reward calculus.
-什么 -好吧 咱们来捋一捋 What? Well, let's break it down.
你攻克慢性甲状腺炎之后做什么 What do you do after you cure Hashimoto's disease?
不光是我 我们是一个团队 There's a whole bunch of us.
好 但你打算做什么 Yeah, but what do you do?
我应该会换别的事做 I move on to something else, I guess.
再找一种疾病攻克 有可能 然后呢 再换下一个吗 Another disease? Probably. And then what? Another one?
周而复始 直到我死去 On and on until I die at some point, I suppose.
研究另一种你甚至从未想过的疾病 Of another disease, one you've never even thought about.
从概率上看 很有可能 Statistically, very likely.
是啊 从那以后 直到永远 Yeah, after which time, and for all eternity,
你攻克或帮助攻克了慢性甲状腺炎 the fact that you've cured or helped cure Hashimoto's disease or,
或是任何潜在其他疾病的事实 you know, potentially other diseases,
对你来说没有任何意义 won't mean anything to you
因为你到时候就死了 人死了一切都没啥意义了 because nothing will mean anything to you because you'll be dead.
我是第一个玩这个软件 通常都要这么聊吗 This is my first time using the app. Is this how it usually goes?
慢性甲状腺炎到底是什么 What actually is Hashimoto's disease?
与自身免疫有关 It's autoimmune related.
听着 如果你一生投身在生物医学研究上 See, I could understand devoting your life
只为了追求荣耀的话 我能理解 to biomedical research if you're going for the glory.
咱能不说荣耀吗 Can we not say glory?
不能是做了好事的成就感吗 Can we say, for the feeling of having done something good?
你是说使命 Like a calling?
-恩 -你信教吗 Hmm, well...Are you religious?
我还不确定 你呢 I don't know yet. Are you?
所以 不是为了名利本身 So, not fame or rewards, per se,
而是为了完成某种任务 but for a feeling of a work well done,
实现美好生活 将世界变得更好的成就感 of a life well- lived, of a world in some measure improved.
所以你才选这个工作的吗 And that's why you do what you do?
你是做什么工作的 What do you do?
我做赚钱的工作 I make money.
-收益回报很清晰 -非常清晰 A crystal- clear reward calculus. The clearest.
金融吗 Finance business?
咱们就在金融区 你真会猜啊 Bold guess in this part of town.
除了个人财富 你还有其他目标吗 Any goals beyond personal wealth?
我觉得更像是个防御基金 就像战争基金一样 I think of it more like a defence fund. Like a war chest.
你要跟谁战斗 我这种人吗 Who are you fighting? People like me?
其他人 Everyone else.
你住这附近吗 Do you live near here?
我在附近工作 I work around the corner.
你是建议我们去你办公室吗 Are you suggesting we go to your office?
哦不不不 抱歉 我 Oh, no. No, no, sorry, I wa...No.
咱们去我的公寓吧 We'll go to my apartment.
这么快 Already?
或者我们以熟人的身份到此为止 Or we'll part as friendly acquaintances.
我都可以 Either's fine by me.
你没做出选择 That's not a choice.
你醒了吗 WHISPERS: Are you awake?
你醒了吗 Are you awake?
你醒了吗 LOUDER: Are you awake?
我现在醒了 I am now, yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我想把话说得尽量明白且礼貌 I want to say this in a way that's clear but not rude.
让我“滚出去”吗 "Get the fuck out of here"?
是的 Basically, yeah.
好吧 Right.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
不 没事的 No, no, it's all good.
我这就踏上羞耻之路 On to the walk of shame.
我不懂为啥大家都说“羞耻之路”你刚约炮成功 I don't know why they call it the walk of shame. You've just had sex,
应该叫胜利之路 征服之路才对 they should call it the walk of victory. The stroll of conquest.
是啊 这种说法绝对有问题 Yeah, they absolutely should not call it that.
我袜子呢 Where's my sock?
你以前这么做过吗 Have you done this before?
跟陌生人上床吗 Slept with a stranger?
给自己穿衣服 Dressed yourself.
我会给自己穿衣服 没错 I have dressed myself before, yeah.
你人很棒 You're great.
什么 What?
你善良又英俊 You're kind and you're handsome.
是个好情郎 You're a good lover.
你真的很棒 You're wonderful.
我知道你为啥要赶我走了 I can see why you want me to go.
你总是这样吗 Is it always like this for you?
总是怎么样 Is what always like what?
算了 Never mind.
再见 Bye.
我会给你打电话的 I'll call you.
谢谢 但请你不要打 希望你别介意 Thank you, but if it's OK with you, I'd rather you didn't.
-那我给你发短信 -嗯 I'll text you? AMUSED: Hmm.
别发 Don't do it.
为啥 Why not?
她明确叫你别发 还把你赶出了公寓 She told you not to and she threw you out of her flat.
这些信号都很清楚了 As far as signals go, those are pretty clear.
但我俩之间是有些默契在的 There was something in the subtext.
别太在意什么默契了 伙计 默契是个危险的东西 Don't hang your hat on subtext, mate. Subtext is dangerous.
默契会要了你的命 Subtext can get you killed.
你不明白 是因为你不在场 You don't understand cos you weren't there.
我要是在场岂不是很奇怪 It would've been weird if I was.
是啊 确实会很奇怪 That would have been weird, yeah.
你好 我是杰克 你好 杰克 20分钟后黄鹂酒吧见面 到时见 你既没打电话也没发短信
嗨 我们可以走了 Right, we can go.
我基于咱俩的默契 给你发短信
你没事吧 You all right?
我很好 I'm fine.
想聊聊吗 Want to talk about anything?
清除对话
不了 谢谢 No, thank you.
你要是想聊聊可以找我 我是你朋友啊 Cos we can if you want. I am your friend.
你不能做我朋友 因为你是我的员工 You can't be my friend cos you're someone I pay.
保罗 Paul?
保罗 Paul!
你还好吗 Are you all right?
还好 Yeah.
你还好吗 Are you all right?
我不是让你别打电话吗 I thought I told you not to bloody call.
我有了新突破 I had a breakthrough.
-心理上的突破还是 -不是 Psychologically or...? No!
呃 工作上的 Er, at work.
我们分离出甲状腺炎基因的碱基对 We isolated the Hashimoto's base pair,
所以离攻克又近了一步 so we're one step closer to a cure.
你想跟我说说吗 Do you want to tell me about it?
这不是说了吗 I just did.
你想再多跟我说说吗 Did you want to tell me more about it?
好 Yeah.
交易广场 20分钟后见 Exchange Square, 20 minutes.
怎么了 What?
你这胡子有点怪 I'm not sure about the beard.
-怪吗 -帅是很帅啦 问题不在这 No? I mean, it's handsome, that's not the issue.
你反正都帅得无可挑剔 You're more or less unbreakably handsome.
但是看起来有点怪怪的 But there's just something about it.
我不知道今晚会见到你 I didn't expect to see you tonight.
那你为什么要给打电话 Then why did you call me?
我不确定 我不假思索就打给你了 Well, I'm not sure. I didn't really think about it, I just did it.
你在约会吗 Are you with anyone?
没 我一个人过得很好 No. I've been, you know, fine on my own.
是你胡子的原因吗 Is it the beard?
你把我的标准拉高了 You set kind of a high bar.
你也是 So do you.
但这两件事互相又有什么关系呢 What does one thing have to do with the other?
在我们分开后的那晚 The night after we were...
我碰巧又见过你 I happened to see you.
哦 那晚我和别人在一起 And I was with someone else that night.
你跟同一个人睡过两次吗 Have you ever been with the same person twice?
今晚是第一次 Tonight will be the first time.
这个剃刀不是剃腿窝和腋窝的吗 Isn't that razor made for legs and arm pits?
都是同等级的钢材打造的 It's not like they use a different grade of steel.
用心点 Be careful.
这个世上 要说我对什么需要用心 If I were careful with anything in this world,
那就是对你了 I would be careful with you.
但你没有 You weren't, though.
什么 What?
你之前没用心待我 You weren't careful.
我知道 I know.
我会努力的 I'll try to be.
我知道 I understand that...
你不一样 That this is different.
你真的明白 You do?
对 我们能别说这个了吗 Yeah, can we stop talking about it?
怎么回事 SHOWER TURNS ON What the fuck?
开什么玩笑 Are you kidding me?
你明天工作吗 Are you working tomorrow?
明天周六 It's Saturday.
你想做点什么吗 Do you want to do something?
行啊 Sure.
那你今晚就留下吧 Well, then you should probably stay.
好的 OK.
可以啊 Good then.
这样可以吗 Is this OK?
恩 这样很好 Yeah, it's good.
被我像只大乌贼缠住 Am I like a giant squid?
不会 No.
不过你的心跳得很快 Your heart's beating really fast though.
这个你都能感觉 Can you feel that?
你还好吗 Are you OK?
应该没事 I think so.
你等我缓一缓 Will I give it a minute?
好的 Yeah.
好多了 That's better.
这样好多了 That's good.
杰克 Jack...
杰克 Jack?
爱丽丝 Alice?
你去哪儿了 Where did you go?
我去买羊角包了 I got croissants.
去哪儿买 From where?
弗埃家的 Franz and Evans.
杏仁的还是原味的 Almond or plain?
一样一个 One of each.
我还买了拿铁 And I got lattes
还有你剃刀的替换装 and I replaced your razor.
你今后不可以这样了 Please don't ever do that again.
抱歉 但你刚才睡得那么香 Sorry, you were just...You were sleeping so soundly.
还有 我不吃杏仁 Also, no almond.
你吃杏仁的没问题吗 Is almond OK for you?
如果你愿意 我们可以分一个原味的 Because we can share the plain one, if you want?
我喜欢杏仁的 I like almond.
杏仁味的好吃吗 How is the almond?
非常好吃 It's very good.
非杏仁味的怎么样 How's the non- almond?
也很棒 It's lovely.
你喜欢这一幅吗 Do you like that one?
判断自己喜欢什么是件难事 不是吗 It's hard, isn't it, to say whether you like something or not
因为有时候 那些非常吸引你的东西 cos sometimes you're really drawn to something but
会让你极度生气沮丧 it makes you angry or, like, depressed?
-你明白我意思吗 -你说的是画吧 Do you know what I mean? You're talking about the painting right?
当然 Yes!
不是在说人 我是说 也可以是人吧 Yes, not people. Well I mean, also people.
-是我 你在说我对吧 -不是你 Me, it's me, isn't it? No, it's not you...
-早上好 -嗨 你好 Good morning. Hi. Hi, there.
你们这有艾米丽·柯比的作品吗 Have you got anything by, erm, Emily Kirby?
柯比 Kirby?
-天 我好像没听过这名字 是英国艺术家吗 -是的 Gosh, that name does not ring a bell. Is she British? She is.
-还在世吗 -都是肯定的 Living or...? Both of those things.
她会在我们的永久藏品中 Would she be in our permanent collection
还是在我们的巡回展品 or in a visiting exhibition?
你应该比我更清楚 Well, you'd probably know better than I would.
抱歉 我们的永久藏品有三万多件 Erm, sorry, there are over 30, 000 pieces in our permanent collection.
巡回展品的数量也很大 And then the visiting exhibitions can be large also.
-你们没数据库吗 -当然有数据库 Mmm- hmm. Is there a database? There absolutely is a database,
但很不幸 我的终端机今天出问题了 but unfortunately my terminal is misbehaving today,
无法访问数据库 I can't access the database.
今天有哪台终端机没出问题吗 Is there a terminal that isn't misbehaving today?
就是可以为其他终端机做榜样的那种 Like a terminal that might be an example to other terminals?
嗯 很不幸 Er, unfortunately...
天 我不想听你说“很不幸” Oh, my God, please don't say unfortunately again.
你就告诉我 这栋8400万镑的大楼里 Just say, in this £84 million building,
谁能访问这个该死的数据库 there's someone who can access the bloody database.
没关系 不碍事 非常感谢 You know what, it's absolutely fine, thank you very much.
什么叫不碍事 It's not fine.
咱们继续逛下去 随便看看就好 We should just keep wandering and see what we see.
去你的 杰克 Oh, fuck off, Jack.
我不知道你是怎么了 但请你 Whatever's going on with you, get a handle on it
别这么孩子气 这样是不行的 and figure out a way to be a grown- up. This isn't OK.
好吧 Yeah.
这一切是个错误 是我的错 This was a mistake. This was my mistake.
爱丽丝 Alice.
瞧 她又给了你一段明确指示 Again the clearest instructions I've ever read.
她真该去宜家工作 She should work for IKEA.
不过她似乎真的很酷 She does seem pretty cool, though.
让人又爱又恨的那种 In an...extremely troubling way.
-你知道这种情况下 我父亲会说什么吗 -什么 D'you know what my father would have said in this situation? What?
人通常都会让你失望 People will usually disappoint you.
真棒 他没说那么绝对 他说通常 Great. He didn't say always, he said usually.
他告诉我 要在普通人群中筛选出 He told me to sift through the general population
优秀的人 还要睿智地抛弃那些 looking for the great ones and to be wise enough to cast aside
让你失望的人 不管他们多有吸引力 the disappointing ones, despite their appeal
同时不要心怀怨恨 他其实是个乐观主义者 and without rancour. He was actually an optimist.
你看 这个城市有750万人口 I mean, look, there's seven and a half million people in this city.
其中可爱而优秀的人 There's got to be at least
至少应该有好几万吧 a couple of hundred thousand of them that are lovely.
-我们都会找到那个合适的 -我就找到了 -不算吧 兄弟 We each just have to find a great one. I did. Not really, mate.
你俩必须还要合得来 I mean, you've got to be able to function with them, right?
咱们为什么要坐船 Why are we on this boat?
因为我得做些积极向上的事 Cos I needed to do something life- affirming.
奏效了吗 Is it working?
没 Nope.
什么声音 What is that?
哦 嘘嘘嘘 Oh, shush, shush, shush now, hush, hush.
宝贝 Lovey?
怎么 Yep?
爱丽丝是谁 Who's Alice?
爱丽丝 Alice?
-这是谁 -是我的前任 Who's that? She's an ex.
哦哟喂 她是你前任 O- ho- ho! She's an ex.
不会吧 你想接吗 Oh, no. D'you wanna take it?
-不了 -不接 Nah. Nah?
好吧 好的 OK...OK.
行吧 拜拜 Yeah. Bye- bye.
拜拜 坐下来 Bye- bye! Come here.
开始了 Here we go, now.
你想把铃声关掉吗 I mean, do you want to switch it off?
-要不用肉锤把它砸烂 -哦 该死 抱歉 Or hit it with a meat hammer...? Oh, shit, sorry.
抱歉抱歉抱歉 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
西莉亚 再教你一课 前任成为前任是有原因的 Lesson 116, Celia - our exes are exes for a reason.
没错 说得对 Ha. Yes, they are.
-呃 我们的早餐着火了 全着了 -该死 Oh, our breakfast is on fire, it's fully on fire. Oh, shit.
好的 Ohhh, OK.
-真见鬼 -瞧 爸爸真蠢 Fucking hell. Oh, Daddy's silly!
把我们香肠烤焦了 看看他 He burnt the sausages. Look at him.
完全烧糊了吗 Is that it totally done?
-是的 -全烤焦了 Yeah. Toast?
-一片焦黑 -是的 Plain toast? Yeah.
前任 你就是这么定义她的 An"ex"? That was the term you chose?
是的 Yeah.
严格来讲 这个定义很准确 Technically accurate, I guess.
不过我好奇问一问 你就没想过用“灾难”定义她 Although, just out of interest, did"catastrophe"cross your mind?
你会怎么做 告诉你的新婚妻子 What would you have done? Told your new wife
你新生儿的母亲 她还刚好在帮孩子打嗝 and mother of your new baby, who she happened to be burping
灾难 烂摊子 这些词不能用吗 at the time. Disaster? Shipwreck? Any of those?
形容一个曾经给你的灵魂炸了个洞的女人吗 ...about some other woman who once blew a hole in your soul?
不 我会第一次约会时就告诉她 No, I would have told her everything on the first date
可能也就没有下一次约会了 and destroyed any chance of a relationship.
好吧 我没那么做 OK, well, I didn't do that.
前任 那切尔诺贝利又算什啥 不幸吗 An ex. What was Chernobyl, a mishap?
你说完了吗？ Are you finished?
暂时说完了 For now.
爱丽丝留语音信息了吗 Did Alice leave a voicemail?
没 SIGHS No.
-你给她回电话了吗 -没 Did you call her back? No.
-你打算给她回吗 -不打算 Do you plan to? No.
然后她自己就会懂了 And she'll know what that silence means,
她就再也不会给我打电话了 and she'll never call me again
我们会继续各自美好的未来 and we'll all continue forward into a very nice future
而不是回缩到那个痛苦的大染缸 instead of backsliding into a giant vat of pain.
我看得出你一点都不烦恼 I can see you're untroubled.
我很好啊 I'm fine.
一个小插曲而已 It was a non- incident.
好吧 Right.
只不过她在这里 Except she's here.
她一直都在这里 She's always here,
我不否认 她一直都盘旋在我身边 she's always a presence, I don't deny it.
不 我是说她来了 No, she, she's here.
克瑞斯特尔正带她过来 Krystelle's bringing her through.
我靠 Oh, shit.
我们分手后 我好几个月不吃不睡的 I didn't really eat or sleep for months after we parted.
我知道这很可笑 Which is ridiculous, I know.
不可笑 No.
就是可笑 尤其是花在一个人身上的时间 Yes. When the ratio of time spent with a person
与为她心碎的时间比起来 to time spent broken- hearted over that person
是好几万分之一的时候 这就很疯狂了 is like one to 60, 000, that's a little nuts,
但我现在站你面前了 I'm here now
是的 只是现在而已 Yeah, for the moment you're here.
生活会吞噬敏感的人 杰克 You know life eats sensitive people, Jack.
但并不会让他们发疯 That doesn't make them crazy.
很高兴听到 That's good news.
我的心理医生说我疯了 所以 My therapist said I was nuts, so...
你去看心理医生了 You went to a therapist?
是的 所以我才说“我的心理医生” Yeah. That's why I said"my therapist".
你似乎对去看心理医生 You seem to be a little sensitive
-有点敏感 -不 about having gone to a therapist there. No
-我和心理医生一起生活过 -竟然是复数吗 I've ljved with thera pists, so Plural?
确实不少 笑料也不少 Comically, massjvely, plural.
我的心理医生也得去看心理医生 My therapists have had to go to therapists.
我可能去看过你的心理医生 I probably went to your therapist.
你要是想换心理医生 我可以推荐 I have recommendations too if you need another therapist.
没事 我好多了 It's fine. I'm fine. I got better.
是吗 那就好 You did? Good.
-是的 -怎么好起来的 Yeah. How?
它是一阵儿一阵儿的 It was circuitous.
我刚讲到哪里了 Where did I leave off?
你刚说自己不吃不睡 You weren't eating or sleeping.
哦对 不过我能喝酒 That's right. I was drinking, though.
总之 我不能理解物种繁殖 What I can't fathom, broadly speaking,
这种简单行为为何会产生这么多问题 is how the simple act of propagating the species can be so problematic.
人类早该在几十万年前 Human beings should have died out
灭绝了 hundreds of thousands of years ago,
可我们依然在世上主宰着一切 and yet here we are in charge of everything.
我们还在聊天吗 还是我在自言自语 Are we still having a conversation, or am I talking to myself?
-对不起 -想想人类生产了多少情歌 Sorry. I mean, think of how many love songs there are.
爱情诗 爱情小说 爱情电影 真他妈可悲 Love poems, books about love, movies. It's fucking pathetic.
如果能把这种时间精力投入在 Can you imagine how far along we'd be as a civilisation
更有建设性的东西上 你能想象 if we just devoted that time and energy
我们这个文明现在有多发达吗 into something more constructive?
我觉得你得听你朋友的话 Mm- hmm, I think you should listen to your friend there.
谢谢 Thank you.
我是说 这总会发生的 人类需要做爱 I mean, it's gonna happen anyway. People are going to fuck.
没错 当然会 谢天谢地 Yes, they are, and thank goodness.
爱情在过去只是一种多巴胺的激增 I mean, love's just a dopamine rush
引诱人踏入孽缘 meant to lure us into misalliance before,
以可怜的杰克来说 爱情只是走神了 as in the case of poor Jack here, it wanders off,
咯咯笑着去调戏别人了 chuckling, to bother someone else.
所以我们都该聪明点 别那么小题大做 So I say we wise up and dial down the drama.
我同意 我是唐娜 I agree. I'm Donna.
呃 我是保罗 他是哑巴 Er, I'm Paul. He's mute.
嗨 保罗 你没事吧 杰克 Hi, Paul. You all right, Jack?
-抱歉 我没事 -他有事 他不太好 Sorry, I am, good, yes...He's not. He's not all right,
他 他伤心欲绝 he's, he's broken and ruined.
不过我很好 清爽干净无不良历史 I'm all right, though. I'm fresh and clean.
我被放鸽子了 杰克 能跟你们一起聊吗 I've been stood up, Jack. May I join you?
-抱歉 我更想 -可以 Sorry, yeah, I'd rather you just...Yes.
事实上 我求之不得 In fact I'd. I'd hack off a limb.
-你说你叫保罗对吧 -是的 Paul, did you say? It is.
然后他们开始约会 They started dating.
直到今天 保罗还说我的心碎是他幸福的原因 To this day, Paul ascribes his happiness to my depression.
哦 他爱你 Oh, he loves you. Mmm.
看着他们俩 我意识到一件事 As I watched them, I realised something.
对很多人来说 生活很简单 Life is pretty simple for a lot of people.
遇到一个人 They meet someone,
坠入爱河 一切顺理成章 they fall in love and they're all set.
没有痛苦 No suffering,
没有挣扎和绝望 no gnawing your own hand to the wrist.
我就想 这个我也行啊 And I thought, "I should try that. "
或者至少应该勇于去尝试 Or at least, be open to the possibility of trying that.
所以第二天晚上 我放下了梅毒的书 So the next night, instead of reading about syphilis,
去看了场电影 想让自己开心一下 I went to see a movie to cheer myself up.
《七个美女》 Seven Beauties.
我知道 I know.
我问清楚哈 Let me just be clear that
是那部恐怖的法西斯主义意大利电影吗 that is the Italian film about the horrors of fascism?
是的 就是那部 Yep, that's the one.
恩 我现在知道了 I mean, I know that now. WOMAN SOBS
但当时没有 I didn't then.
打扰下 你还好吗 Sorry, are you all right?
嘿 我还好 谢谢 Hey, er, yes, yeah, thank you.
抱歉 从名字上判断 Sorry, I, I...Based on the title
我以为这是一部浪漫喜剧 I thought that was gonna be a, a romantic comedy.
哦 确实是 Oh, no, it was, yeah,
对纳粹来说 确实是一部浪漫喜剧 that's just for Nazis, that is a romantic comedy.
你还好吗 需要透透气吗 You OK? Do you need some air or something?
-好的 -怎么 你是完全不喜欢吗 Yeah. Yeah. What, did you genuinely not like it?
我觉得我不喜欢 I mean, I think I hated it?
好吧 OK.
当然 我还是很高兴来看了 但是 I mean, obviously I'm glad I went to see it now, but...
哦 那你说得也太客气了 Oh, that's a, that's a nice thing to say.
因为我不太确定在表达什么 Because I'm not really sure what it means.
我在表达 我很高兴遇见了你 It means I'm glad to meet you.
哦 天 抱歉 我还是在聊那部电影 Oh, God, sorry. Er, I was, I was talking about the film.
抱歉 Sorry.
但是 我觉得导演想表达 Er, but I, I think what the director is saying,
她想表达 she says that, er,
情感共鸣比逻辑合理更重要 所以 it should make emotional rather than logical sense. So...
也许这才是最重要的 That's all the best things, maybe.
也许吧 我只知道 Yeah. Maybe. All I know is that it just,
这感觉潜入了我胸腔 搅得我心肺不宁 it just reaches into my chest and moves my lungs around.
我就是 单纯的很喜欢 I just, I love it.
你饿吗 或者你渴吗 Are you hungry? Or thirsty?
或者想在斯克拉特街上吃些什么吗 Or in need of anything that Sclater Street can provide?
确实像你的风格 That's...very Jack.
我当时很紧张 I was nervous.
我又没评判你 I'm not judging.
你已经评判了 You just judged.
-顺便说下 这招管用了 -哦 是吗 And, it worked, by the way. Ooh! Hmm. Did it? Yeah.
真棒 Bravo.
是的 I mean, yeah.
你觉得瑞典人跟普通人放屁量一样吗 Do you think Swedish people fart as much as regular people?
要我猜的话 我会说不一样 If I had to guess, like, I'd say no.
但我应该没法确定 But I guess there's no way to know for sure.
搞笑的一群人 Funny bunch.
你觉得我们能原谅自己吗 Do you think we'll ever forgive ourselves?
我觉得这不是我们的错 I don't think it's our fault.
我问的不是这个 Yeah, that's not what I asked you.
你觉得这会毁了我们之间的感情吗 Er, do you think this is gonna, gonna ruin things between us?
不会 No.
我们都是新手 杰克 谈恋爱已经够难的了 Like, we're brand- new, Jack. You know, relationships are hard enough,
-这个我知道 -是啊 I have heard that. Yeah.
呃 如果我们的感情 Er, if it does though, like, if it did...
真的因此被毁 我只想 ...ruin things between us, I just...
谢谢你让我这么幸福 Thank you for how glad you've made me.
因为我好久没这么开心过了 Cos it had been a while, you know...
所以 是的 So, yeah.
就当是长教训了吧 That'll teach me, huh?
也许我们该讨论一下可选方案 Do you think we should...discuss the alternatjves?
没什么好方案的 There aren't any good ones.
你会考虑在婚姻之外养孩子吗 I mean, would you consider having a child outside of marriage?
不会 天 抱歉 我知道这听起来非常 No. Oh, my God, sorry, I know that sounds...
但是 really...but...
但我不想过那样的生活 很抱歉 No, it's just not the life I imagined. Look, I'm sorry.
我也不想 Me neither.
那你打算怎么办 送养吗 So, what are you talking about, then? Adoption?
不 知道自己有个孩子遗落在外 No. I don't think Icould function
我没法尽到照顾职责 我会良心不安的 knowing I had a child out in the world that I wasn't taking care of.
是啊 你当然会了 我也会的 Yeah, no, of course you couldn't. Neither could I.
可选方案似乎讨论完了 So, like, we have the alternatives discussed.
你觉得 I mean, do you think...
我们要不要讨论一下 Do you think we should discuss
这些可选方案的可选方案 the alternative to those alternatives?
要不要 No?
天啊 结婚吗 Oh, my God. Marriage?
-不不 -不么 No...No. No?
杰克 天 你疯了吗 Jack. Jesus, are you out of your mind?
-我几乎不认识 你都不知道你的中间名 -西里尔 I barely know you. I don't even know your middle name. Cyril.
不会吧 认真地吗 What? No? Seriously?
不是西里尔 我没有中间名啦 It's not Cyril. I don't have a middle name.
看吧 我连这个都不知道 Well, there you go. I didn't know that.
这就是我的意思 我们会把生活搞清楚的 That's my point. We'd find things out.
-杰克 -我知道结婚挺疯狂 Jack. OK. Look, I know this is probably crazy.
是的 Yeah.
-绝对疯狂 -是啊 This is definitely crazy...Yes.
-我还没完全想清楚 -是吗 OK? I haven't totally thought this through. No, really?
是的 但是 Yeah, but if you...
在我成长过程中 如果有人问 If you had asked me, when I was growing up,
我将来要娶的那个姑娘 what the person that I would one day marry...
长什么样 性格什么样 would look like and sound like and,
我可能会说 and be like.
就像你这样 I would've said someone just like you.
你还很不了解我 You barely know me.
我在这个人生阶段 只发展出一个轮廓 You know, at this stage I'm just like an outline of a person,
我只是一幅草图 I'm just a sketch.
那也是一幅精美的草图 It's a pretty good sketch.
我只要求 从现在到出结论的28小时内 All I'm asking is in the 28 hours between now and the thing,
我们不要正式排除这种可能性 that we not rule it out completely and officially.
西里尔 Cyril.
真的是像她那样吗 And is she?
是的 She is.
再说拥有幸福这种事 也不是很糟糕吧 And it's not the worst thing in the world to be happy, you know.
我不知道 但我暂时同意 I don't know, but I will provisionally agree.
我很幸运能找到琳恩 You know, I feel very lucky to have found Lynn.
也很幸运 能被她找到 And to have been found.
-要及时珍惜和感恩生命的馈赠 -之后呢 We throw away our blessings at our peril. What happened then?
之后 我给你打了个电话 Well...I called you.
可你没接 也没回我 And when you didn't answer or respond,
我以为这意味着我们再也不会联系了 I took it to mean that we would never be in contact again.
我没接电话 所以你就跟别人结婚了 Oh, so you married someone else because I didn't answer the phone?
不是 No.
我觉得这证明了我的决定没有错 But I took it as proof that I was making the right decision.
是一种确认 Confirmation.
你在想什么呢 What are you thinking?
我一直想要一段伟大而疯狂的爱 I wanted a great and stupid romance.
我一直以为会降临在我身上 You know, I always thought there'd be one.
也许这才刚刚开始 Maybe it's just beginning?
不 这顺序反了 No, this is backwards.
好吧 反就反了 OK, so it's backwards.
好吧 西里尔 你有什么要坦白的吗 OK, then, Cyril, is there anything I should know?
比如什么 Like what?
我要是知道就不会问你了 不是吗 I mean, I wouldn't ask if I knew, would I?
此时此刻 什么都不重要了 Nothing that matters now.
我知道这不是你理想中的爱 但 I know this isn't ideal, by any means, but.
滚石乐队不是说过 得不到桃花时 ...wasn't it the Rolling Stones who said, "We can't let the perfect
柳树也是好的 "be the enemy of the very good? "
才不是 天呐 那是伏尔泰说的 Absolutely not, no. Oh, God. That was Voltaire.
-伏尔泰说的 -一是 Voltaire said that? Yes.
-滚石乐队也这么说过吧 -当然没有 -没有 Did the, did the Rolling Stones say it also? No. No?
他们说过“你不可能总得到你想要的”很有名的 They said, "You can't always get what you want. "Quite famously.
我脑子里可能就是这句 That's probably what I'm thinking of.
你知道这孩子会有英国口音吧 I mean, you realise this child would have an English accent.
这还不算最糟 There's worse things.
比如说啥 Like what?
我想不起来 I can't think of any.
是说你同意了吗 Is this a yes?
你毕竟把我迷得神魂颠倒不是吗 Well, I mean, you've swept me off my feet, haven't you?
八个月后 西莉亚出生了 And eight months later, Celia was born.
名字是谁想的 And who thought of the name?
是我 问这个千嘛 I think I did. Why?
单纯的好奇 Just curious.
听着 很抱歉给你打电话 杰克 Look, I'm sorry I called you, Jack.
就这样出现在你面前 I'm sorry I turned up like this.
可能我还以为 I think that I just thought that
离开我之后 你的生活会停在原地 your life had just stood still without me.
因为离开你之后 Because mine.
我的生活就停在了原地 ∴had sort of stood still without you.
呃 And, er...
也许我总有一天要长大的 I may have to just grow up at some point.
你为什么想见我 Why did you want to see me?
只是来打个招呼吗 Was it just to say hello?
我妈妈周四那天 因为肝硬化去世了 My mam passed away on Thursday of cirrhosis of the liver.
一辈子被我爸气的 Brought on by a lifetime of me dad.
只是 And just...
跟他见面 seeing him is...
是我有你在身边 才敢面对的事情之一 ...one of the many, many things I can't imagine facing without you.
但我会的 But I will.
我为你高兴 I'm happy for you.