Forget it
lt's too risky
l'm through doing that shit
You always say that, the same thing every time
'"l'm through, never again too dangerous'"
l know that's what l always say
l'm always right, too
But you forget about it in a day or two
Yeah, well, the days of me forgetting are over
and the days of me remembering have just begun
You know when you go on like this what you sound like?
l sound like a sensible fucking man that's what l sound like
You sound like a duck Quack, quack, quack
quack, quack, quack, quack quack, quack
Yeah, well, take heart, because you're never gonna have to hear it again
Because...since l'm never gonna do it again
you're never gonna have to hear me quack about
how l'm never gonna do it again
After tonight
Correct. l got all tonight to quack
Can l get anyone more coffee?
Oh, Yes
Thank you
You're welcome
l mean, the way it is now
you're taking the same risk as when you rob a bank
You take more of a risk Banks are easier
Federal Banks ain't supposed to stop you in any way during a robbery
They're insured. Why should they give a fuck?
You don't even need a gun in a Federal Bank
l heard about this one bloke
he walks into a bank with a portable phone
He gives the phone to the teller
bloke on the other end of the phone says
'"We got this guy's little girl'"
'"lf you don't give him all your money we're gonna kill her'"
Did it work?
Fucking way, it works
That's what l'm talking about!
Knucklehead walks into a bank with a telephone
not a pistol, not a shotgun a fucking phone
Cleans the place out
they don't even lift a fucking finger
Did they hurt the little girl?
l don't know. There probably never was a little girl in the first place
W...Well, the point of the story isn't the little girl
The point of the story is they robbed the bank with a telephone
You want to rob banks?
l'm not saying l want to rob banks
l'm just illustrating if we did, it would be easier than what we been doing
And no more liquor stores?
What we been talking about?
Yeah, no more liquor stores
Besides, it ain't the giggle it used to be
There's too many foreigners own liquor stores
Vietnamese, Koreans
they don't even speak fucking English
You tell them, '"Empty out the register'"
They don't know what the fuck you're talking about
They make it too personal
We keep on, one of these gook fucker's gonna make us kill him
l'm not gonna kill anybody
l don't want to kill anybody, either
But they'll probably put us in a situation
where it's us or them
And if it's not the gooks
lt's these old fucking Jews
who've owned the store for 15 fucking generations
You got grandpa lrving sitting behind the counter
with a fucking magnum in his hand
Try walking into one of those places
with nothing but a phone, see how far that gets you
Fuck it. Forget it. We're out of it
Yeah, well, what then? Day jobs?
Not in this life
What, then?
Garcon! Coffee!
This place
Garcon means '"boys'"
This place?
A coffee shop?
What's wrong with that?
Nobody ever robs restaurants
Why not?
Bars, liquor stores
gas stations
You get your head blown off sticking up one of them
Restaurants, on the other hands
you catch with their pants down
They're not expecting to get robbed
Not as expecting, anyway
l bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this
Correct. Same as bank these places are insured
Manager...he don't give a fuck
He's just trying to get you out the door
before you start plugging the diners
Waitresses? Fucking forget it
No way they're taking a bullet for the register
Busboys, some wetback getting paid $1 .50 an hour
really give a fuck you're stealing from the owner?
Customers sitting there with food in their mouths
They don't know what's going on
One minute they're having a Denver Omelette
next minute someone's sticking a gun in their face
See, l got the idea last liquor store we stuck up. Remember?
All the customers kept coming in?
Yeah
.You got the idea taking their wallets .Mm.hmmm
.Now, that was a good idea .Thank you
Made more from the wallets than we did from the register
Yes, we did
A lot of people come to restaurants
A lot of wallets
Pretty smart, huh?
Pretty smart
l'm ready. Let's do it. Right now right here
Come on
All right
Same as last time, remember?
You're crowd control l handle employees
l love you, Pumpkin
l love you, Honey Bunny
Everybody, be cool! This is a robbery!
Any of you fucking pricks move
and l'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!
Ha Ha Ha
Jungle Boogie
Get it on
Jungle Boogie
Get it on
Jungle Boogie
Get up with the boogie
Jungle Boogie
Get up with the get down
Jungle Boogie
Get down with the boogie
Jungle Boogie
Come and shake it around
OK, so tell me again about the hash bars
OK. What you want to know?
Hash is legal there, right?
Yeah, it's legal, but it ain't 100% legal
You just can't walk into a restaurant
roll a joint, and start puffing away
l mean, they want you to smoke in your home
or certain designated places
And those are hash bars?
Yeah, it breaks down like this, OK?
lt's legal to buy it, it's legal to own it
and if you're the proprietor of a hash bar
it's legal to sell it
lt's legal to carry it, but...but that doesn't matter
Beause, get a load of this, all right?
lf you get stopped by a cop in Amsterdam
it's illegal for them to search you
l mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have
Oh, man, l'm going
That's all there is to it
l'm fucking going
l know, baby. You'd did it the most
But you know what the funniest thing about Europe is?
What?
lt's the little differences
l mean, they got the same shit over there
that they got here, but it's just
just there it's a little different
Example?
All right, well, you can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer
And l don't mean just, like, in no paper cup
l'm talking about a glass of beer
And in Paris, you can buy a beer at McDonald's
And you know what they call a quarter.pounder with cheese in Paris?
They don't call it a quarter.pounder with cheese?
No, man, they got the Metric System there
They wouldn't know what the fuck a quarter.pounder is
What do they call it?
They call it a '"Royale with Cheese'"
Royale with Cheese
That's right
What do they call a Big Mac?
Well, Big Mac's a Big Mac but they call it '"Le Big Mac'"
Le Big Mac. Ha ha ha ha
What do they call a whopper?
l don't know. l didn't go into Burger King
You know what they put on French Fries in Holland instead of Ketchup?
What?
Mayonnaise
Goddamn!
Ha ha ha. l've seen them do it, man
They fucking drown them in that shit
Yuck
We should have shotguns for this kind of deal
.How many up there? .3 or 4
That's counting our guy?
l'm not sure
So that means it could be up to 5 guys up there?
lt's possible
We should have fucking shotguns
What's her name?
Mia
Mia. How did Marsellus and her meet?
l don't know. However people meet people
She used to be an actress
Oh, really? She do anything l'd have seen?
l think her biggest deal was she starred in a pilot
Pilot? What's a pilot?
Well, you know the shows on TV?
l don't watch TV
Yeah, but you are aware that there's an invention called television
and on this invention they show shows right?
Yeah
Well, the way they pick TV shows is they make one show
That show's called a pilot
Then they show that one show to the people who pick shows
and on the strength of that one show
they decide if they want to make more shows
Some get chosen and become television programs
Some don't, become nothing
She starred in one of the ones that became nothing
You remember Antwan Rockamora?
Half.Black, half.Samoan, used to call him '"Tony Rocky Horrow'"?
Yeah, maybe. Fat, right?
l wouldn't go so far as to call the Brother Fat
l mean, he got a weight problem
What's the nigger gonna do he's Samoan
Yeah, l think l know who you mean
What about him?
Well, Marsellus fucked him up good
Word around the campfire is
it was on account of Marsellus Wallace's wife
So, what'd he do, fuck her?
No, no, no, no, no. Nothing that bad
Well, then, what, then?
Gave her a foot massage
A foot massage?
.That's it? .Mm.hmm
Then what did Marsellus do?
Sent a couple of cats over to his place
They took him out on his patio
threw his ass over the balcony
Nigger fell 4 stories
They had a little garden down at the bottom
enclosed in glass, like a greenhouse
Nigger fell through that
Since then, he kind of developed a speech impediment
That's a damn shame
But still, l have to say
you play with matches, you get burned
What do you mean?
You don't be giving Marsellus Wallace's new bride a foot massage
You don't think he overreacted?
Well, Antwan probably didn't expect Marsellus to react the way he did
but he had to expect a reaction
lt was a foot massage. A foot massage is nothing
l give my mother a foot massage
No, it's laying hands in a familiar way on Marsellus' new wife
l mean, is it as bad as eating her pussy out?
No, but it's the same fucking ballpark
Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop right there
Eating a bitch out and giving a bitch a foot massage
aint' even the same fucking thing
lt's not. lt's the same ballpark
Ain't and fucking ballpack, neither
Now, look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine
but you know touching his wife's feet
and sticking your tongue in her holiest of holies ain't the same fucking ballpark
lt ain't the same league
lt ain't even the same fucking sport
Look, foot massages don't mean shit
Have you ever given a foot massage?
Don't be telling me about foot massages
.l'm the foot fucking master .You given a lot of them?
Shit, yeah
Got my technique down and everything
l don't be tickling or nothing
Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Fuck you
.You given them a lot? .Fuck you
You know, l'm kind of tired
l could use a foot massage myself
Yo, yo, yo, man. You best back off
l'm getting a little pissed here
.This is the door .There it is
What time you got?
7:22 in the a.m
No, it ain't quite time yet
Come on. Let's hang back
Now, look, just 'cause l wouldn't give
no man a foot massage don't make it right
For Marsellus to throw Antwan off a building
into a glass motherfucking house
fucking up the way the nigger talks
That shit ain't right
Motherfucker do that shit to me
he better paralyze my ass Because l'd kill the motherfucker
you know what l'm saying?
l ain't saying it's right
But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing
and l'm saying it does
Now, look, l've given a million ladies
a million foot massages, and they all meant something
Now, we act like they don't, but they do
That's what's so fucking cool about them
There's a sensuous thing going on where, you know
you don't talk about it, but you know it and she knows it
Fucking Marsellus knew it
and Antwan should've fucking better known better
l mean, that's his fucking wife, man
This ain't a man with a sense of humor about this shit
You know what l'm saying?
lt's an interesting point
Come on. Let's get into character
What's her name again?
.Mia .Mia
Why you so interested in big man's wife?
Well, he's going out of town, Florida
and he asked me if l'd...take care of her while he's gone
Take care of her?
No, man. Just take her out
You known, show her a good time
Make sure she don't get lonely
You're gonna be taking Mia Wallace out on a date?
lt is not a date. You know
it's just like if you were going to take you buddy's wife to a movie or something
lt's just good company, that's all
lt's not a date
lt's a definitely not a date
Hey, kids
How you boys doing?
Hey, keep chilling
You know who we are?
We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace
You do remember your business partner, don't you?
Now, let me take a wild guess here
.You're Brett, right? .Yeah
l thought so
You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?
Yeah, l remember him
Good
Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast
Sorry about that. What you having?
Hamburgers
Hamburgers!
The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast
What kind of hamburgers?
Ch...ch...cheeseburgers
No, no, no, no, no Where'd you get them?
McDonald's, Wendy's, Jack.ln.The.Box where?
Um, Big Kahuna Burger
Big Kahuna Burger
That's that Hawaiian Burger Joint
l hear they got some tasty burgers
l ain't never had one myself How are they?
They're good
You mind if l try one of yours?
This is yours here, right?
Yeah
Mmm! This is a tasty burger
Vincent, you ever had a Big Kahuna Burger?
Want a bite? They're real tasty
l ain't hungry
Well, if you like burgers, give them a try sometime
Me, l can't usually get them
Because my girlfriend's a vegetarian
which pretty much makes me a vegetarian
but l do love the taste of a good burger
Mmm. You know what they call a quarter.pounder with cheese in France?
.No .Tell him, Vincent
Royale with Cheese
You know why they call it that?
Um...because of the Metric System?
Check out the big brain on Brett!
You're a smart motherfucker
That's right. The Metric System
.What's in this? .Sprite
Sprite, good
You mind if l have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down with?
Go right ahead
That hit the spot
You, flock of seagulls
You know why we're here?
Why don't you tell my man Vince here where you got the shit hid at?
lt's over there
l don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!
You were saying?
lt's in the cupboard
N...no The one by your kn...knees
We happy?
Vincent?
We happy?
Yeah, we happy
l'm sorry, uh, l...l didn't get your name
l got yours. Uh, Vincent, right?
But... but...l...l never got yours
My name's Pitt, and your ass
Ain't talking your way out of this shit
No, no, no
l just want you to know how
l just want you to know how sorry we are
that... that things got so fucked up with us and...and Mr. Wallace
l...lt...W...We got into this thing with the best intentions, really
l never inten
Oh, l'm sorry
Did l break your concentration?
l didn't mean to do that
Please, continue
You were saying something about '"best intentions'"
What's the matter?
Oh, Y...You were finished?
Oh, well, allow me to retort
What does Marsellus Wallace look like?
What?
What country are you from?
Wh...what?
'"What'" ain't no country l ever heard of!
They speak English in '"what'"?
W... what?
English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?
Yes
.Then you know what l'm saying .Yes!
Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
What? l
Say '"what'" again! Say '"what'" again!
l dare you! l double.dare you motherfucker!
Say '"what'" one more goddamn time!
H...H...He's black
Go on!
He's bald
.Does he look like a bitch? .What?
.Does he look like a bitch? .No
Then why you trying to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
.l didn't .Yes, you did
Yes, you did, Brett!
You tried to fuck him
No
Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace
You read the Bible, Brett?
Y...yes
Well, there's this passage l got memorized, sort of fits this occasion
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And l will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the lord
when l lay my vengeance upon thee!
No!
Let's stay together
l think you're gonna find
when all this shit is over and done
l think you're gonna find yourself one smiling motherfucker
Thing is, Butch, right now your got ability
But painful as it may be, ability don't last
And your days are just about over
Now, that's a hard motherfucker fact of life
but that's a fact of life
your ass is gonna have to get realistic about
See, this business is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherfuckers
motherfuckers who thought their ass would age like wine
lf you mean it turns to vinegar, it does
lf you mean it gets better with age it don't
Besides, Butch
How many fights you think you got in you, anyway?
Hmm?
2?
Boxers don't have an old.timer's day
You came close, but you never made it
And if you were gonna make it
you would have made it before now
You my nigger?
lt certainly appears so
Night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting
That's pride fucking with you
Fuck pride!
Pride only hurts
lt never helps
You fight through that shit
Because a year from now, when you're kicking it in the Caribbean
you're gonna say to yourself '"Marsellus Wallace was right'"
l got no problem with that, Mr. Wallace
ln the fifth, your ass goes down
Say it
ln the fifth, my ass goes down
Yo, Vincent Vega, our man in Amsterdam
Jules Winnfield, our man in lnglewood
Get your asses on in here!
Goddamn, nigger!
What's up with them clothes?
You don't even want to know
Where's the big man?
Big man's right over there taking care of some business
Why don't you hang back for a second or 2, you know?
You see the white boy leave just go on over
How you been?
l've been doing pretty good How about yourself?
All right
So, l hear you're taking Mia out tomorrow?
At Marsellus' request
Have you met Mia?
Not yet
What's so fucking funny?
Not a goddamn thing
l got to piss
Look, l'm not a fucking idiot, all right?
lt's the big man's wife
l'm gonna sit across from her
chew my food with my mouth closed
laugh at her fucking jokes, and that's it
Hey, my name's Paul, and this shit's between you all
Then what did you fucking ask me about it for?
Asshole
Give me a pack of Red Apples
.Filters? .Nah
You looking at something, friend?
You ain't my friend, palooka
What was that?
l think you heard me just fine, punchy
Vincent Vega's in the house?
My nigger
Get your ass over here
You'd never do that to me
What's up?
l'm sorry
Don't worry about it
Pack of Red Apples
$1 .40
And some matches
lt's as if it turns every part of your body into the tip of a penis
Wow
l'll lend it to you. lt's a great book on piercing
Well, you see how they use that gun to pierce your ears?
They don't use that to pierce your nipples, too, do they?
Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing
All my piercing
18 places on my body
every one of them done with a needle
5 in each ear
One through the nipple of my left breast
2 in my right nostril
One in my left eyebrow
One in my belly. One in my lip
One in my clit
And l wear a stud in my tongue
Excuse me
l was just curious, but, um
why would you wear a stud in your tongue?
lt's a sex thing
Helps fellatio
Vincenzo
Step into my office
This is Panda, from Mexico
Very good stuff
Now, that's Bava
Different, but equally good
And that is Choco
from the Hartz Mountains of Germany
Now, the first two are the same
300 a gram. Those are friend prices
But this one is a little more expensive
This is 500 a gram
but when you shoot it
you will know where that extra money went
Now, there's nothing wrong with these two
This is real, real, real good shit
But this one is a fucking madman
Remember, l just got back from Amsterdam
Am l a nigger?
Are we in lnglewood? No You're in my home
Now, white people who know the difference
between good shit and bad shit
This is the house they come to
Now, my shit, l'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Amsterdam shit
any old day of the fucking week
That's a bold statement
This ain't Amsterdam, Vince
This is a seller's market
Coke is fucking dead as...dead
Heroin is coming back in a big fucking way
All right, give me 3 grams of madman
OK
And if it's as good as you say it is
l'll come back and buy another thousand
Well, l just hope that l still have some left for you
But...l'm giving you some out of my own private stash
That is what a nice guy l am
Hey, l'm out of balloons
ls a baggie all right?
Yeah, that's cool
All right. l'll just get one for you
Honey, will you get me some baggies and, uh, twistix from the kitchen?
OK
Hey, uh, what do you think about Trudi?
She ain't got a boyfriend
You want to, uh, hang out, get high?
Which one is Trudi?
The one with all the shit in her face
No, that's Jody
That's my wife
That one hurt, man
Thank you
No, l can't
Um, l gotta be someplace
Oh, all right. No problem
l'll take a rain check
Thank you, Jody
Still got your Malibu?
Ah, man
You know what some fucker did the other day?
What?
Fucking keyed it
Oh, man, that's fucked up
Tell me about it
l had it in storage for 3 years
lt was out of 5 days
and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it
They should be fucking killed, man
No trial, no jury, straight to execution
Boy, l wish l could've caught him doing it
l'd have given anything to catch that asshole doing it
lt's been worth him doing it just so l could've caught him doing it
What a fucker!
What's more chicken shit than fucking with a man's automobile?
l mean, don't fuck with another man's vehicle
You don't do it
lt's just against the rules
Thank you
Mind if l shoot up here?
Hey, mi casa, su casa
Muchas gracias
Hello?
Billy Ray was a preacher's son
And when his daddy would visit he'd come along
Vincent
l'm on the intercom
Where is it? Where is the intercom?
lt's on the wall by the 2 African fellows
To your right
...was the son of a preacher man
The only boy
Warm
Warmer
Disco
Hello
Push the button if you want to talk
Hello
Go make yourself a drink, and l'll be down in 2 shakes of a lamb's tail
The bar is by the fireplace
...being good isn't always easy
OK
When he started sweet.talking to me
He'd come and tell me everything is all right
He'd kiss and tell me everything is all right
Can l get away again tonight?
The only one who could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was
Lord knows he was
Ooh, yes, he was
How well l remember
The look that was in his eyes
Stealing kisses from me on the sly
Taking time to make time
Telling me that he's all mine
Learning from each other's knowing
Looking to see how much we've grown
And the only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a preacher man
The only boy who could ever teach me
Was the son of a preacher man
Yes, he was, he was
Oh, yes, he was
Let's go
What the fuck is this place?
This is Jack Rabbit Slim's
An Elvis man should love it
Come on, Mia, let's go get a steak
You can get a steak house, daddy.o
Don't be a
Oh, after you, kitty cat
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
Now, how may l help you?
There's a reservation under Wallace
Wallace?
We reserved a car
Oh, a car
Why don't you seat them over there in the Chrysler?
Throw a nickel in the jukebox
Then we start to rock
School gal, baby, gonna tell you some news
You sure do look good in them baby doll shoes
Well, it's 1 , 2, pull off my shoes
3, 4, get out on the floor
5, 6, gonna get your kicks
Down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th yeah!
All right
l've been waiting in school all day long
Waiting on the bell to ring so l can go home
Throw my books on the table
Pick up the telephone
Come on, baby let's get something going
.Decaf! .Just a minute
Throw a nickel in the jukebox
Then we start to rock
School's out baby, gonna tell you some news
You sure do look good in them baby doll shoes
Well, it's 1 , 2, pull off my shoes
3, 4, get out on the floor
5, 6, come get your kicks
Down at the corner of Lincoln and 46th
You gotta move, start rocking, baby
Rocking, rocking, rocking
Gonna Rock all night
Rock all night, just wait and see
Ricky! Ricky!
Let's hear it for Ricky Nelson!
Fantastic job, Rick Thank you very much
Vincent!
Just do that you all know
Ricky will be back in the second half of our show
So we hope you enjoy your meals here at Jack Rabbit Slim's
Thank you
Call for
Phillip
Morris!
What do you think?
l think it's like a wax museum with a pulse
Hi, l'm buddy. What can l get you?
Let's see. Steak, steak, steak
Oh, yeah, the Douglas Sirk Steak
l'll have that
How do you want that cooked?
Burnt to a crisp, or bloody as hell?
Bloody as hell
and oh, yeah, look at this
Vanilla Coke
What about you, Peggy Sue?
l'll have the Durwood Kirby Burger
Bloody
and...the $5.00 shake
How do you want that shake? Martin and Lewis, or Amos and Andy?
Martin and Lewis
Did you just order a $5.00 shake?
Mm.hmm
That's a shake. That's a milk and ice cream
Last l heard
That's $5.00?
You don't put Bourbon in it or nothing?
No
Just checking
l'll be right back with your drinks
...Lonesome town
To cry my troubles away
Could you, um
Roll me one of those, cowboy?
You can have this one, cowgirl
Thanks
...with regret
Think nothing of it
...Lonesome town
l can lean to forget
So
Marsellus said you just got back from Amsterdam
Sure did
How long were you there?
Just over 3 years
l go there about once a year to chill out for a month
No Kidding?
l didn't know that
Why would you?
l heard you did a pilot
That was my 15 minutes
What was it?
lt was a show about a team of female secret agents called Fox Force Five
What?
Fox Force Five
Fox, as in we're a bunch of foxy chicks
Force, as in we're a force to be reckoned with
And Five, as in there's 1 , 2, 3, 4 five of us
There was a blond one Somerset O'Neal
She was the leader
The Japanese fox was a kung.fu master
The black girl was a demolition expert
French fox's specialty was sex
What was your specialty?
Knives
Character l played, Raven NcCoy
her background was she grew up raised by circus performaners
According to the show
she was the deadliest woman in the world with a knife
and she knew a zillion old jokes
Her grandfather, and old vaudevillian taught her
And if we would've got picked up
they would've worked in a gimmick where every show
l would've told another joke
You know any of them old jokes?
Well, l only got the chance to say one
'cause we only did one show
Tell me
lt's corny
Don't be that way. Tell me
No. You wouldn't like it, and l'd be embarrassed
You' be em
You told, like, 50 million people and you can't tell me?
l promise l won't laugh
That's what l'm afraid of, Vince
That's not what l meant, and you know it
Well, now l'm definitely not gonna tell you
Because it's been built up too much
What a gyp
Martin and Lewis
Vanilla Coke
Mmm. Yummy
You think l could have a sip of that?
Be my guest
l gotta know what a $5.00 shake tastes like
You can use my straw l don't have cooties
Yeah, but maybe l do
Cooties, l can handle
All right
Goddamn, that's a pretty fucking good milk shake
Told you
l don't know if it was worth $5.00 but it was pretty fucking good
Don't you hate that?
Hate what?
Uncomfortable silences
Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
l don't know, but it's a good question
That's when you know you've found somebody really special
when you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence
Well, l don't think we're quite there yet
but don't feel bad We just met each other
l'll tell you what
l'm going to go to the bathroom and powder my nose
You sit here and think of something to say
.l'll do that .OK
l said goddamn!
Goddamn
l need some hair spray
Mmm. Don't you just love it when you come back from the bathroom
to find your food waiting for you?
We're lucky we got anything at all
l don't think buddy Holly's much of a waiter
Maybe we should've sat in s section
Would you like some coffee?
Which one? There's 2 Monroes
No, there's not
That is Marilyn Monroe
That is Mamie Van Doren
And l don't see Jayne Mansfield
She must have the night off or something
Pretty smart
Yeah, l got my moments
So, did you think of something to say?
Actually, l did
However
You seem like a really nice person
and l...l don't want to offend you
This doesn't sound like the usual mindless, boring
getting.to.know.you chitchat
This sounds like you actually have something to say
Well, well, l do. l do
But you have to promise not to be offended
No! No, no, no
You can't promise something like that
l have no idea what you're gonna ask me
so you can go ahead and ask me what you're gonna ask me
and my natural response could be to get offended
Then, through no fault of my own
l would've broken my promise
Let's just forget it
That's an impossibility
Trying to forget anything as intriguing as this would be an exercise in futility
ls that a fact?
Besides, isn't it more exciting when you don't have permission?
All right. All right
Well, here it goes
What did you, uh, think about what happened to Antwan?
Who's Antwan?
Tony Rocky Horror. You know him
He fell out of a window
Mmm. Mmm. Well, that is one way to say it
Another way to say it would be that he was thrown out
Another way would be was he was thrown out by Marsellus
and yet even another way is to say
he was thrown of a window by Marsellus because of you
ls that a fact?
No, no. lt's not a fact lt's just what l heard
Who told you?
They
They talk a lot, don't they?
They certainly do. They certainly do
Don't be shy, Vincent What else did they say?
Well, l'm not...l'm not shy. Um
Did it involve the '"F'" word?
No. No, no, no
They just said that Antwan had given you a foot massage
And?
And...and nothing. That's it
You heard Marsellus threw Tony Rocky Horror of a 4.story window
for giving me a foot massage?
And you believe that?
Well, l mean, at the time l was told it sounded reasonable
Marsellus throwing Tony out of a 4.story window
for massaging my feet seemed reasonable?
No, it seemed excessive
but that doesn't mean it didn't happen
l mean, l understand that Marsellus is very, very protective of you
A husband being protective of his wife is one thing
A husband almost killing another man
for touching his wife's feet is something else
But did it happen?
Only thing Antwan ever touched of mine
was my hand when he shook it at my wedding
Really?
Truth is, nobody knows why Marsellus
threw Tony out of that 4.story window except Marsellus and Tony
But when you little scamps get together
you're worse than a sewing circle
Ladies and gentlemen
now the moment you've all been waiting for
the world.famous Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Contest
This is where one lucky couple
will win this handsome trophy that Marilyn here is holding
Now, who'll be our first contestants?
Right here!
Hey, all right!
l wanna dance
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
l do believe Marsellus...My husband your boss
told you to take me out and do whatever l wanted
Now l want to dance. l want to win
l want that trophy, so dance good
All right. You asked for it
Let's hear it for our first contestants
Let's meet out first contestants here this evening
Young lady, what is your name?
Mrs. Mia Wallace
And how about your fella here?
Vincent Vega
All right. Let's see what you can do
Take it away!
Go for it!
All right!
lt was a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre
Did truly love the Mademoiselle
And now the young Monsieur and Madame
Have rung the chapel bell
'"C'est La Vie'" say the old folks
lt goes to show you never can tell
They furnished off an apartment
With a 2.room roebuck sale
The coolerator was crammed
With TV dinners and ginger ale
But when Pierre found work
The little money coming worked out well
'"C'est La Vie,'" say the old folks
lt goes to show you never can tell
They had a hi.fi phono
Boy, did they let it blast
700 little records
All rock, rhythm, and jazz
But when the sun went down
The rapid tempo of the music fell
'"C'est La Vie,'" say the old folks
lt goes to show you never can tell
They had a teenage wedding
And the old folks wished them well
You could see that Pierre
Did truly love the Mademoiselle
ls that what you call an uncomfortable silence?
l don't know what you call that
Drinks. Music
l'm gonna take a piss
That's a little bit more information than l needed, Vince, but go right ahead
Girl
Bow, bow, bow
You'll be a woman soon
l love you so much, can't count all the ways
l'd die for you, girl, and all they can say is
He's not your kind
They never get tired of putting me down
And l never know when l come around
What l'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind
Don't you know, girl
Bow, bow, bow
You'll be a woman soon
One drink and that's it
Don't be rude. Drink your drink
But do it quickly
Say good night and go home
Girl
You'll be a woman soon
Soon
You'll need a woman
l've been misunderstood for all of my life
But what they're saying, girl
Just cuts like a knife
The boy's no good
Well, l finally have found what l've been looking for
But if they get a chance, they'll end it for sure
Sure they would
Baby, l've done
You see, this is a moral test of oneself
Whether or not you can maintain loyalty
because being loyal is very important
They never get tired of putting me down
And l never know when l come around
What l'm gonna find
Don't let them make up your mind
Don't you know, girl
You'll be a woman soon
Please
Come take my hand
Girl
You'll be a woman soon
Please
Come take my hand
Hello
Girl
So, you're gonna go out there you're gonna say
'"Good night, l've had a very lovely evening'"
Walk out the door an get in the car
Go home, jerk off, and that's all you're gonna do
Now it's up you, girl
You'll be a woman soon
Please
Come take my hand
You'll be a woman soon
Soon
You'll need a man
All right, Mia
So, listen, l gotta go
All right?
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ
You F...Oh, Jesus Christ
Oh, fuck me! Fuck me!
Oh, come on, girl We're getting out of here
We gonna walk now
Don't fucking die on me, Mia
Silly fuck
Answer!
Have you got the ring?
Why, certainly
Join hands, you two love birds
Please. Please. Hurry up
Yes, yes, yes, indeed
Hold hands, you love birds
Fuck you, Lance! Answer!
Now, what do you say?
l give up, l'll marry you!
Lance! The goddamn phone's ringing!
l can hear it
l thought you told those fucking assholes never to call here this late
Yeah, l told them
and that is exactly what l'm going to tell this fucking asshole right now
l'll teach you a thing or two
Don't you dare strike me!
.Hello? .Lance, Vincent
l'm in big fucking trouble, man
l'm coming to your house
Whoa, whoa. Hold your horses, man
W...what's the problem?
l got this chick, she's fucking O.D.ing on me
Well, don't bring her here
l'm not even fucking joking with you man
Don't not be bringing some fucked.up pooh.butt to my house
No choice
She's O.D.ing?
She's fucking dying on me, man!
OK, well, then you bite the fucking bullet
and you take her to a hospital and call a lawyer
Negative
This is not my fucking problem, man!
You fucked her up, you fucking deal with this!
Are...are you talking to me on a cellular phone?
l don't know you. Who is this?
Don't come here. l'm hanging up the phone
Prank caller! Prank caller!
What the hell was that?!
Have you lost your fucking mind?!
You were talking about drug shit on a cellular ph
Lance, help me
You crashed your car into my fucking house!
Grab her feet
Hey, hey, hey! Are you deaf?
You are not bringing this fucked.up bitch into my house!
This fucked.up.bitch is Marsellus Wallace's wife
Do you know who Marsellus Wallace is? Do you?
Yeah
lf she croaks on me l'm a fucking grease spot!
Now, look, l will be forced to tell him that you did not help
and that you let her die on your fucking lawn
Now, come on, help me. Help me Pick her up
Shit!
Lance!
Shit!
lt's 1 :30 in the goddamn morning
What the fuck's going on out here?
Who's she?
Look, go in the fridge and get the thing with that adrenaline shot
What's wrong with her?
She's O.D.ing!
Well, get her the hell out of here!
Get the shot!
Fuck you! Fuck you, too!
What a fucking bitch
Look, you just keep talking to her all right?
She's getting the shot
l'm gonna go get my little black medical book
What the fuck you need a medical book for?
To tell me what to do
l never had to give an adrenaline shot before
You've never given an adrenaline shot?
Well, l never had to, all right?
l don't go joypopping with a bunch of bubblegummers
My friends can handle their highs
Get the shot!
Look, l am if you'll let me
l ain't fucking stopping you!
Well, stop talking to me Start talking to her!
.Get the shot! .All right!
Hurry up, Lance! We're losing her!
l'm looking as fast as l can!
What's he looking for?
l don't know. Some book
What are you looking for?
My little black medical book!
What are you looking for?
A little black fucking medical book!
lt's like a textbook they give to nurses
l never saw no medical book
Well, trust me, l have one
Well, if it's so important, why don't you keep it with the shot?
l don't know! Stop bothering me!
Listen, while you're looking for it
that gilr's gonna die on our carpet
You're never gonna find anything in here
Honey, l'm going to fucking kill you if you don't shut up!
...clean this shit up!
Get in here!
Christ
Get the fuck out of my way
Pig
Quit fucking around and give her the shot
.Come on .OK
Look, while l'm doing this, you take off her shirt and find her heart
Does it got to be exact?
Yeah, it's got to be exact
l'm giving her a shot in the heart so l guess it's got to be fucking exact
l don't know exactly where her heart is
l mean, l think it's right here
That's it
This is? All right
What l need is a big fat magic marker
.You got it? .What?
A magic marker! A felt pen!
A fucking black magic marker!
All right. All right
Come on, man. Hurry up
Fuck. Ok, ok, ok
l think it's ready
Hurry up, man. Hurry up
Here, l'll tell you what to do
No, no, no. Man, man, l ain't giving
You're gonna give her the shot
No, you're gonna give her the shot
l ain't giving her the shot
l never done this before
l ain't never done it before, either all right?
l ain't starting now. Look, you brought her here
and that means that you're gonna give her the shot
The day that l bring an O.D.ing bitch to your house
then l give her the shot Give her the shot
.Give it to me .Here
Give me that
All right. Tell me what to do
OK. You're giving her an injection of adrenaline
straight to her heart, but she's got a breastplate
You've got to pierce through that
so what you gotta do is you gotta bring the needle down in a stabbing motion
l gotta...l gotta stab her 3 times?
No! You don't gotta fucking stab her 3 times
You just gotta stab her once
but it's gotta be hard enough to get through her breastplate into her heart
All right? And then once you do that
you press down on the plunger
OK, then what happens?
l'm kind of curious about that myself
This ain't no fucking joke, man!
.Am l gonna kill her? .No, no!
She's supposed to come out of it like that
lt's
All right. Count to 3
All right. Ready?
1
2
3!
lf you're all right, then say something
Something
Ha ha. That was fucking trippy
Oh, man
Mia. Mia
What's
What's your thoughts on... on
on how to handle this?
What's yours?
Well, l'm of the opinion that if Marsellus lived his whole life
he don't need to know nothing about this incident
lf Marsellus knew about this incident
l'd be in as much trouble as you
l seriously doubt that
l can keep a secret if you can
Shake on it?
Mum's the word?
Cool
Now, if you'll excuse me
l'm gonna go home and have a heart attack
Vincent!
Do you want to hear my Fox Force Five joke?
Sure
Except that l think l'm still a little too petrified to laugh
No, you won't laugh 'cause it's not funny
But if you still wanna hear it, l'll tell it
l can't wait
OK
3 tomatoes are walking down the street
Papa tomato, mama tomato and baby tomato
Baby tomato starts lagging behind and papa tomato gets really angry
goes back and squishes him, and says '"catch up'"
Ketchup
See you around
Oh, that paddlefoot...He funny silly dog.oot
He think totem pole alive Hee hee hee!em pole alive
He arctic tenderfoot
That totem pole been here forever
Butch?
Butch, stop watching TV a second
Yeah?
We got a special visitor
Now...do you remember when l told you your daddy died in a P.O.W. camp?
Well...this here is Captain Koons
He was in the P.O.W. camp with daddy
Hello, little man
Boy, l sure heard a bunch about you
See, l was a good friend of your dad's
We were in that Hanoi pit of hell together
Over 5 years
Hopefully
you'll never have to experience this yourself
but when 2 men are in a situation like me and your Dad were
for as long as we were
you take on certain responsibilites of the other
lf it had been me who'd...not made it
Major Coolidge would be talking right now to my son...Jim
But the way it turned out
l'm talking to you... Butch
l got something for ya
This watch l got here
was first purchased by your great. grandfather during the first world war
lt was bought in a little general store in Knoxville, Tennessee
Made by the first company to ever make wristwatches
Up till then, people just carried pocket watches
lt was bought by private doughboy Erine Coolidge
on the day he set sail for Paris
This was your great.grandfather's war watch
and he wore it every day he was in that war
And when he'd done his duty
he went home to your great.grandmother
took the watch off
put it in an old coffee can
and in that can it stayed till your granddad, Dane Coolidge
was called upon by his country
to go overseas and fight the Germans once again
This time they called it World War ll
Your great.grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck
Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's
Dane was a marine, and he was killed along with all the other marines
at the battle of Wake lsland
You granddad was facing death
He knew it
None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that lsland alive
so, 3 days before the Japanese took the lsland
your granddad asked a gunner on an air force transport
name of Winocki
a man he had never met before in his life
to deliver it to his infant son
who he had never seen in the flesh his gold watch
3 days later, your granddad was dead
but Winocki kept his word
After the war was over
he paid a visit to your grandmother
delivering to your infant father his dad's gold watch
This watch
This watch was on your daddy's wrist
when he was shot down over Hanoi
He was captured, put in a Vietnamese prison camp
He knew that if the gooks ever saw the watch
they'd confiscate it...take it away
The way your dad looked at it
this watch was your birthright
He'd be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands
on his boy's birthright, so he hid it
in one place he knew he could hide something
His ass
5 long years he wore this watch up his ass
Then he died of dysentery he give me the watch
l hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass, 2 years
Then...after 7 years
l was sent home to my family. And
Now
Little man, l give the watch to you
lt's time, Butch
...weighing 210 pounds
Floyd Ray Wilson!
lt's official
lt's official. Wilson is dead!
Well, Dan, that had to be the bloodiest and hands down the most brutal fight
this city has ever seen
Coolidge was out of there faster than l've ever seen a victorious boxer
leave the ring
Do you think he knew Wilson was dead?
My guess would be yes, Richard
l could see from my position here the frenzy in his eyes
give way to the realization of what he was doing
l think any man would have left the ring that fast
Dan, do you feel that this tragedy
is gonna have an effect on the world of boxing?
Oh, Richard, a tragedy like this
can't help but shake the world of boxing to its very foundations
but paramount importance is during the sad weeks ahead
the eyes of the WBA remain
Mia
Marsellus?
l didn't do it, man. l didn't do it
How you doing?
Great. l never thanked you for dinner
What you got?
He booked
His trainer?
Says he don't know nothing l believe him
Think Butch surprised his ass same as us
No, we don't wanna think we wanna know
Take him to the kennel, sic the dogs on his ass
We'll find out for goddamn sure what he knows and what he don't
Butch's search...how do you want it done?
l'm prepared to scour the earth for that motherfucker
lf Butch goes to lndochina
l want a nigger hiding in a bowl of rice
ready to pop a cap in his ass
l will take care of it
Mister?
.Hey, Mister? .What?
You were in that fight?
The fight on the radio
You're the fighter?
Now, what gave you that idea?
No, ho, come on
You're him
l know you're him
Tell me you're him
l'm him
You killed the other boxing man
He's dead?
The radio said he was dead
Sorry about that, Floyd
What does it feel like?
What does what feel like?
Killing a man
Beating another man to death with your bare hands
Are you're a weirdo?
No
lt is a subject l have much interest in
You are the first person l have ever met who has killed somebody
So
What does it feel like to kill a man?
l'll tell you what
You give me one of them cigarettes you got up there
and l'll tell you all about it
So
Esmarelda
Villalobos
ls that Mexican?
The name is Spanish but l am Colombian
That's some handle you got there honey
Thank you
And what is your name?
.Butch .Butch
What does it mean?
l'm an American, honey. Our names don't mean shit
So, moving right along, Esmarelda
What is it your wanna know?
l want to know what it feels like to kill a man
l couldn't tell ya
l didn't know he was dead until you told me he was dead
Now that l know he's dead
you wanna know how l feel about it?
l don't feel the least bit bad about it
What the fuck l tell ya, huh?
As soon as the word got out the fix was in, man
the odds went through the roof
l know. l know. Unbelievable
Hey, fuck him, Scotty
lf he was a better boxer he'd still be alive
He never laced up his gloves
which he never shoulda done in the first fucking place
he'd still be alive
Yeah, well
Who gives a fuck? lt's over now
Yeah, well, enough about the poor unfortunate Mr. Flyod
let's talk about the rich and prosperous Mr. Butch
How many bookies you lay it around on?
All 8?
How long to collect?
So you'll have it all by tomorrow night?
No, l understand, a few stragglers aside
Oh, fuck, Scotty, that is good news that is great news, man
Yeah, mm.hmm
No, me and Fabienne are gonna leave in the morning
Yeah, it'll probably take us a couple of days to get down to Knoxville
OK, my brother
You're right. You're goddamn right
All right, Scotty
Next time l see you, we'll be on Tennessee time
Be cool, brother
$45.60
And, uh, here's little...something for the effort
Now
lf anybody asks you who your fare was tonight
what are you gonna say?
The truth
3 well.dressed, slightly toasted Mexicans
Bonsoir, Esmarelda Villalobos
Buenas Noches, Butch
Keep the light off
ls that better, sugar pop?
Oui
Hard day at the office?
Pretty hard
l got in a fight
Poor baby
Can we make spoons?
You know what?
l was thinking about taking a shower
l'm stinking like a dog over here
Mmm. l like the way you stink
Let me take this jacket off
l was looking at myself in the mirrow
l wish l had a pot
You were looking at yourself in the mirror, and you wish you had some pot?
A pot
A pot belly
Pot bellies are sexy
Well, you should be happy
'cause you have one
Shut up, Fatso!
l don't have a pot
l have a bit of a tummy
like Madonna when she did Lucky Star
lt's not the same thing
l didn't know there was such a difference between a pot belly and a tummy
The difference is huge
Would you like it if l had a pot belly?
No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish or like a gorilla
But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy
The rest of you is normal
Normal face, normal legs, normal hips normal ass
but with a big perfectly round pot belly
lf l had one, l'd wear a t.shirt 2 sizes too small to accentuate it
You think men would find that attractive?
l don't give a damn what men find attractive
lt's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch
and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same
lf you had a pot belly
l would punch you in it
You'd punch me in my belly?
Right in the belly
Ah! l'd smother you
l'd drop it right on your face till you couldn't breathe
.You'd do that? .Yes. Yes
Did you get everything?
Yes, l did
Good job, sugar pop
Did everything go as planned?
You didn't listen to the...ow!
You didn't listen to the radio?
l never listen to your fights
Were you the winner?
l won, all right
.Are you still retiring? .Sure am
So, it all worked out in the finish?
We're not at the finish yet, baby. Mmm
We're in a lot of danger, aren't we?
lf they find us, they'll kill us, won't they?
But they won't find us, will they?
Do you still want me to go with you?
l don't want to be a burden or a nuisance
it's
Say it
Fabienne
l want you to be with me
.Forever? .Forever and ever
Do you love me?
.Very, very much .Mmm
.Butch? .Yes
Will you give me oral pleasure?
Will you kiss it?
But you first
.OK .OK
Butch
l think l cracked a rib
Giving me oral pleasure?
No, retard. From the fight
Don't call me retard
My name is Fabby
.My name is Fabienne .Stop it. Stop it
My name is Fabienne
Shut up, fuckhead!
l hate that Mongoloid voice
OK, OK. Sorry, sorry, sorry
l take it back
Would you hand me a dry towel Miss Beautiful Tulip?
Oh, l like that
l like being called a tulip
Tulip is much better than Mongoloid
l didn't call you a Mongoloid
l called you a retard, and l took it back
Butch?
Yes, lemon pie
Where are we going to go?
Well, l'm not sure yet
Wherever you want
We're gonna get a lot of money from this
but it ain't gonna be the kinda money
that we can live like hogs in the fat house forever
l was thinking maybe we could go down
someplace in the South Pacific
The kinda money we're gonna have
is gonna carry us a long way down there
lf we wanted, we could live in Bora Bora?
You betcha
And if after a while you didn't dig that
go someplace else, maybe Tahiti Mexico
But l do not speak Spanish
Well, you do not speak Bora Boran either
Besides, Mexican is easy
What does that mean?
Where is the shoe store?
Spit, please
Excellent pronounciation. Mmm
You'll be my little Mamacita in no time
.What time is it? .What time is it?
Time for bed
Sweet dreams, jellybean
Butch?
Never mind
Merde. You startled me
Did you have a bad dream?
Shit
What is this you're watching?
A motorcycle movie
l'm not sure the name
Are you watching it?
ln a way
lt's a little early in the morning for explosions and war
What was it about?
How should l know, Fabrienne?
You were the one who was watching it
No, imbecile, what was your dream about?
l don't know. l don't remember
lt's really rare that l remember my dreams
Well, let's look at the grumpy man in the morning
Why don't you get up and we'll get some breakfast?
One more kiss, and l'll get up. Mmm
.Satisfied? .Yep
Then get up, lazy bones
God. Unh
What time is it?
Almost 9:00 in the morning
What time does our train arrive?
1 1 :00
You know what l'm gonna have for breakfast?
What, lemon pie?
l'm gonna order a big plate of blueberry pancakes with maple syrup
Eggs over easy, and 5 sausages
Anything to drink with that?
Ah, that looks nice
To drink, a tall glass of orange juice and a black cup of coffee
After that, l'm going to have a slice of pie
Pie for breakfast?
Any time of the day is a good time for pie
Blueberry pie to go with the pancakes
And on top, a thin slice of melted cheese
Where's my watch?
.lt's there .No, it's not
.Have you looked? .Yes, l fucking looked
What the fuck do you think l'm doing?
You sure you got it?
Yes. Bedside table drawer
On the little kangaroo?
Yes. lt was on the little kangaroo
Yeah, well, it's not here now
Well, it should be
Yes, it most definitely should be but it's not here now
So where the fuck is it?
Fabienne, that was my father's fucking watch
Do you have any idea of what he had to go through to get me that watch?
l don't have time to go into it, but he went through a lot
Now, all this other shit you could set on fire
but l specifically reminded you not to forget the fucking watch
Now think
.Did you get it? .l believe so
You believe so? What the fuck does that mean?
You either did, or you didn't get it!
Then l did
Are you sure?
No
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Motherfucker!
Motherfucker!
Do you know how fucking stupid you fucking are?
No!
lt's not your fault
lf you left it at the apartment
if you left it at the apartment it's not your fault
l had you bring a bunch of stuff
l reminded you about it
but l didn't illustrate how personal the watch was to me
lf all l give a fuck about was the watch
l should've told you that
You're not a mind reader, are you?
.l...l'm sorry .Don't be
lt just means l can't have breakfast with you
Why does it mean that?
Because l got to go back to my apartment and get my watch
Won't the gangsters be looking for you there?
Well...that's what l'm gonna to find out
lf they are and l don't think l can handle it
Then l'll split
l saw your watch. l thought l brought it
l'm so sorry
Here's some money
Go out and get those pancakes Have a nice breakfast
l'll take your Honda. l'll be back before you can say blueberry pie
Blueberry pie
Maybe not that fast, but pretty fast, OK?
.Bye .Bye
Shit! Of all the fucking things she could fucking forget
she forgets my father's watch!
l specifically reminded her
Bedside table, on the kangaroo
l said the words, '"Don't forget my father's watch'"
Looking good, Butch
Flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing solitaire till dawn
With a deck of 51
That's how you're going to beat them Butch
They keep underestimating you
Kangeroo
Now, don't tell me
Counting flowers on the wall
That don't bother me at all
Playing
Solitaire till dawn
With a deck of 51
Smoking cigarettes
And watching Captain Kangaroo
Now, don't tell me
l've nothing to do
lt's good to see you, l must go
l know l look a fright
Motherfucker
He's dead
Oh, my God
He's dead
lf you need someone to go to court
l will be glad to help, OK?
That guy was a drunken maniac
He hit you, and then he crashed into that car
.Who? .Him
l'll be damned
l'm shot!
Can l help you with something?
Shut the fuck up
Now you just wait a goddamn minute now
What the fuck are you up to?
Come here, motherfucker!
You feel that sting, big boy, huh?
That's pride fucking with you, see?
You got to fight through that shit
You better kill me
Yeah, somebody's going to get killed
Somebody's going to get their motherfucking head blown to
Hold it right there, God damn it
This ain't none of your business, mister
l'm making it my business
Toss the weapon
You don't understand, man
Toss the weapon
Take your foot off the nigger
Put your hands behind your head
Approach the counter right now
This motherfucker's trying to kill me
Shut up
Keep a..coming. Come on
Zed, it's Maynard
Yeah. The spider just caught a couple flies
Nobody kills anybody in my place of business except me or Zed
That's Zed
l thought you said you waited for me
l did
So how come they're all beat up?
They did that to each other, man
They came in fighting
Now, this one right here
he was going to shoot that one
ls that right?
You going to shoot him, boy?
Hey, is Grace all right out front?
Yeah. lt ain't Tuesday, is it?
No, it's Thursday
She ought to be fine
Ahh. Well...bring out the gimp
l think the gimp's sleeping
Well, l guess you'll just have to go wake him up, now, won't you?
Get up
Get down
Which one of them you want to do first?
l ain't for sure yet
Eenie, meenie, minie, mo
Catch a nigger by the toe
lf he hollers, let him go
Eenie, meenie...minie, mo
My mother said to pick the perfect one and you are...it
l guess that means you, big boy
You want to do it in here?
No. Let's do it back there in Russell's old room
Sounds good to me
You keep an eye on this one
Yeah!
Yeah! Go!
Come on, motherfucker!
Yee...Haw!
Come on, motherfucker!
Shut the fuck up!
Fuck!
Come on!
You want that gun, don't you, Zed?
Go ahead and pick it up
Go ahead, pick it up
Come on. Atta boy
l want you to pick it up
Zed
Step aside, Butch
Fuck! Fuck!
You OK?
No, man
l'm pretty fucking far from OK
What now?
Let me tell you what now
l'm going to call a couple of hard pipe.hitting niggers
to go to work on the holmes here
with a pair of pliers and a blow torch
You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?
l ain't through with you by a damn sight
l'm going to get medieval on your ass
l meant what now between me and you
Oh, that what now
l tell you what now between me and you
There is no me and you
Not no more
So are we cool?
Yeah, we cool
2 things
Don't tell nobody about this
This shit is between me, you
and Mr. soon to be living
the rest of his short ass life in agonizing pain rapist here
lt ain't nobody else's business
2...You leave town tonight, right now
And when you're gone, you stay gone or you be gone
You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
Yeah
Get your ass out of here
Fabienne!
Fabienne
Come on, baby, come on. Get your shit
We got to go right now
Butch, l was so worried
What about our bags?
Fuck the bags. lf we don't split right now
we're going to miss the train
Come on. l'll be downstairs
ls...ls everything well?
Just come on! No talking now
A...Are we in danger?
Come on, honey!
Where did you get this motorcycle?
lt's not a motorcycle, baby lt's a chopper
Come on, let's go
What happened to my Honda?
l'm sorry, baby l had to crash that Honda
Will you come on now, please?
Come on, let's go, let's go, let's go
You're hurt?
No, no. l might've broken my nose
lt's no biggie. Come on, hop on
Baby, please, we got
Honey, we got to hit the fucking road
Get on
l'm sorry. Come here, come here
l'm sorry
l'm so sorry
You were gone so long l started to think dreadful thoughts
Oh, l'm sorry, sweetie. l didn't mean to worry you
Everything's fine How was your breakfast?
lt was good
Did you get the pancakes? The blueberry pancakes?
They didn't have blueberry pancakes
l had to get buttermilk
Are you sure you're OK?
Honey, since l left you it has
this has been without a doubt
the single weirdest fucking day of my life
Come one, hop on. l'll tell you all about it
Come on, get on
Gotta go, gotta go. Come on
Whose motorcycle is this?
lt's a chopper, baby
Whose chopper is this?
Zed's
Who's Zed?
Zed's dead, baby
Zed's dead
Yes, you did, Brett! You tried to fuck him
No
And Marsellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace
Oh, God, please. l don't want to die
.You read the bible, Brett? .Y...Yes!
Well, there's this passage l got memorized
lt sort of fits the ocassion
Ezekiel, 25:17
The path of the rightous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish
and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And l will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
And you will know my name is the Lord
when l lay my vengeance upon thee
l'm fucked. l'm fucked
l'm fucked
ls he a friend of yours?
Hmm? Oh, Vincent, Marvin
Marvin, Vincent
Better tell him to shut the fuck up
He's getting on my nerves
Marvin. Marvin
Marvin!
l'd knock that shit off if l was you
Die, you motherfuckers! Die!
Why the fuck didn't you tell us somebody was in the bathroom?
Slip your mind?
Did you forget that someone was in there with a goddamn hand.cannon?
You see the size of that gun he fired at us?
lt was bigger than him
We should be fucking dead, man
l know. He was lucky
No, no, no, no. That shit wasn't luck
Yeah, maybe
This was divine intervention
You know what divine intervention is?
l think so
That means that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets
That's right. That's exactly what it means
God came down from Heaven
and stopped these motherfucker bullets
l think it's time for us to leave, Jules
Don't do that. Don't fucking blow this shit off
What just happened here was a fucking miracle
Chill, Jules. This shit happens
Wrong. Wrong. This shit doesn't just happen
Do you want to continue this theological discussion in a car
or in a jailhouse with the cops?
We should be fucking dead, my friend
What happened here was a miracle
and l want you to fucking acknowledge it
All right, it was a miracle
Can we go now?
Let's go, nigger. Come on
Shit
You ever seen that show cops?
Well, l was watching it one time
and there was this cop on
and he was talking about this gunfight he had in a hallway with this guy, right?
And he just unloaded on this guy
and nothing happened He didn't hit nothing
OK? lt was just him and this guy
l mean, you know
lt's freaky, but it happens
Look, you want to play blind man
go walk with the shepherd
but me, my eyes are wide fucking open
What the fuck does that mean?
lt means that's it for me
From here on in, you can consider my ass retired
.Jesus Christ .Don't blaspheme
.God damn it .l said don't do that
You know, why are you fucking freaking out on us?
Look, l'm telling Marsellus today
l'm through
Well, why don't you tell him at the same time why?
Don't worry. l will
Yeah, and l'll bet you $10,000 he laughs his ass off
l don't give a damn if he does
Tss. Marvin, what do you make of all this?
Man, l don't even have an opinion
Well, you got to have an opinion
l mean, do you think that God came down from Heaven and stopped
What the fuck's happening?
Oh, shit, man!
Oh, man, l shot Marvin in the face
Why the fuck did you do that?
Well, l didn't mean to do it lt was an accident
Oh, man, l've seen some crazy.ass shit in my time, but this
Chill out, man. l told you it was an accident
You probably...you went over a bump or something
Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump
Hey, look, man, l didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch
The gun went off. l don't know why
Well, look at this fucking mess, man!
We're on a city street in broad daylight
l can't believe it, man
Well, believe it now, motherfucker
We got to get this car off the road
You know, cops tend to notice shit
like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood
Just take it to a friendly place, that's all
This is the valley, Vincent
Marsellus ain't got no friendly places
Well, Jules, this ain't my fucking town man!
.Shit! .What you doing?
l'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake
Where's Toluca Lake?
lt's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios
lf Jimmie's ass ain't home
l don't know what the fuck we going to do, Man
because l ain't got no other patners in 818
Jimmie, yo, how you doing, man? lt's Jules
Just listen up, man
Me and my homeboy are in some serious fucking shit, man
We're in a car, and we got to get off the road pronto
l need to use your garage for a couple hours
We got to be real fucking delicate with this Jimmie situation, you know
He's one remark away from kicking our asses out the door
lf he does, what do we do?
Well, we ain't leaving until we made a couple calls
but l don't want it to reach that pitch
l mean, Jimmie's a friend
You don't come into your friend's house
and start telling him what's what
Yeah, well, just tell him not to be abusive that's all
l mean, he kind of freaked out back there when he saw Marvin
Well, put yourself in his position
l mean, it's 8:00 in the morning
He just woke up. He wasn't expecting this shit
l mean, shit, we got to remember here who's doing who a favor
Well, if that favor means that l got to take a shit
then he can stick that favor straight up his ass
l don't care
Hey, fuck, nigger. What the fuck did you just do to his towel, man?
l was drying my hands
Well, you're supposed to wash them first
Well, you watched me wash them
l watched you get them wet
l was washing them
This shit's hard to get off
Maybe if he had lava, l could've done a better job
l used the same fucking soap you did
and when l finished the towel didn't look like no goddamn maxipad
Now, what if he was to come in here
and see this towel like this, Vincent?
lt's shit like this that's going to bring this situation to a head, man
Look
l ain't threatening you with nothing all right?
You know l respect you and all
but just don't put me in this position all right?
All right. Fine. Fine
Ask me nice like that, no problem
Just go handle your friend
Go ahead. l don't care
Mmm. Goddamn, Jimmie
This is some serious gourmet shit
Me and Vincent would've been satisfied
with some freeze.dried taster's choice right?
Heh! And he springs this serious gourmet shit on us
What flavor is this?
.Knock it off, Julie .What?
l don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, OK?
l'm the one who buys it. l know how good it is
When Bonnie goes shopping she buys shit
l buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when l drink it
l want to taste it
But you know what's on my mind right now?
lt ain't the coffee in my kitchen
lt's the dead nigger in my garage
Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about it
No, no, no. l don't think about anything
l want to ask you a question
When you came pulling in here
did you notice a sign out in the front of my house
that said '"Dead Nigger Storage'"?
Jimmie, you know l didn't see no shit
Did you notice a sign in the front of my house
that said '"Dead Nigger Storage'"?
No. l didn't
You know why you didn't see that sign?
Why?
'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers
ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Jimmie, we're not going to store the motherfucker
No. Don't you fucking realize, man
that if Bonnie comes home
and finds a dead body in her house
l'm going to get divorced?
All right? No marriage counselor no trial separation
l'm going to get fucking divorced, OK?
And l don't want to get fucking divorced
Now, man, you know, fuck l mean, l want to help you
but l don't want to lose my wife doing it all right?
Jimmie, Jimmie, she ain't going to leave you
Don't fucking '"Jimmie'" me, Jules! OK? Don't fucking '"Jimmie'" me
There's nothing that you're gonna to say
that's going to make me forget that l love my wife, is there?
Look, you know
she comes home from work in about an hour and a half
graveyard shift at the hospital
You got to make some phone calls?
You got to call some people?
Well, then do it, and then get the fuck out of my house before she gets here
That's kook and the gang
You know, we don't want to fuck your shit up
All l want to do is call my people
get them to bring us in, that's all
You don't want to fuck my shit up?
You're fucking my shit up right now
You're going to fuck my shit up big time if Bonnie comes home
So just do me that favor, all right?
The phone is in my bedroom l suggest you get going
Well, say she comes home
What do you think she'll do?
Oh, no fucking shit, she'll freak
That ain't no kind of answer
l mean, you know, l don't
How much? A lot or a little?
You got to appreciate what an explosive element this Bonnie situation is
l mean, if she comes home from a hard day's work
and finds a bunch of gangsters in her kitchen doing a bunch of gangster shit
there ain't no telling what she's liable to do
Yeah, l've grasped that, Jules
All l'm doing is contemplating the '"if'"s
l don't want to hear about no motherfucking '"if'"s
All l want to hear from your ass is
You ain't got no problem, Jules l'm on the motherfucker
Go back in there, chill them niggers out
and wait for the Cavalry which should be coming directly
You ain't got no problem, Jules
l'm on the motherfucker
Go back in there and chill them niggers out
and wait for the wolf, who should be coming directly
You're sending the wolf?
Oh, you feel better, motherfucker?
Shit, Negro, that's all you had to say
ls she the hysterical type?
When is she due? Mmm
Give me the principals' names again
Jules. Mm...hmm
Vincent
Jimmie
Bonnie
Mm...hmm
lt's 30 minutes away
l'll be there in 10
You're Jimmie, right? This is your house?
Sure is
l'm Winston Wolf. l solve problems
Good. We got one
So l heard. May l come in?
Yeah, please do
You must be Jules, which would make you Vincent
Let's get down to brass tacks gentlemen
lf l was informed correctly
the clock is ticking, is that right, Jimmie?
100%
Your wife Bonnie comes home at 9:30 in the a.m., is that correct?
Uh...huh
l was led to believe if she comes home and finds us here
she wouldn't appreciate it none too much?
She wouldn't at that
All right, that gives us 40 minutes to get the fuck out of dodge
which, if you do what l say when l say it should be plenty
Now, you got a corpse in a car minus a head in a garage
Take me to it
.Jimmie? .Uh.huh
Do me a favor, will you?
l thought l smelled some coffee back there
Would you make me a cup?
Uh, yeah, sure
Oh, um, how do you take it?
Lots of cream, lots of sugar
About the car...is there anything l need to know?
Does it stall, does it smoke, does it make a lot of noise?
ls there gas in it? Anything?
Aside from how it looks, the car is cool
Positive? Don't get me out there on the road
l find out the brake lights don't work
Hey, man, far as l know the motherfucker's tiptop
Good enough
Let's go back to the kitchen
Here you go, Mr. Wolf
Thank you, Jimmie
OK, first thing
you two take the body stick it in the trunk
Now, Jimmie
this looks to be a pretty domesticated house
that would lead me to believe that in the garage
or under the sink, you got a bunch of cleaners and cleansers and shit like that
Yeah, Mr. Wolf. Under the sink
Good. What l need you two fellas to do
is take those cleaning products and clean the inside of the car
l'm talking fast, fast, fast
You need to go in the back seat
scoop up all those little pieces of brain and skull
Get it out of there
Wipe down the upholstery
Now, when it comes to upholstery
it don't need to be spick.and.span
You don't need to eat off it
Just give it a good once over
What you need to take care of are the really messy parts
The pools of blood that have collected
you got to soak that shit up
Now, Jimmie
We need to raid your linen closet
l need blankets. l need comforters l need quilts. l need bedspreads
The thinker the better, the darker the better
No whites. Can't use them
We need to camouflage the interior of the car
We're going to line the front seat and the back seat and the floorboards
with quilts and blankets
So if a cop stops us and starts sticking his big snout in the car
the subterfuge won't last
but at a glance, the car will appear to be normal
Jimmie, lead the way. Boys, get to work
'"Please'" would be nice
Come again?
l said a '"please'" would be nice
Get it straight, buster
l'm not here to say '"please'"
l'm here to tell you what to do
And if self.preservation is an instinct you posses
you better fucking do it and do it quick
l'm here to help
lf my help is not appreciated lots of luck, gentlemen
No, no, no, Mr. Wolf, it ain't like that
Your help is definitely appreciated
Mr. Wolf, listen
l don't mean disrespect, OK? l respect you
l just don't like people barking orders at me, that's all
lf l'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor
l think fast, l talk fast
and l need you guys to act fast
lf you want to get out this, so pretty please with sugar on top
clean the fucking car
Don't be looking at me like that, all right?
l can feel your look
lt's a 197 4 Chevy Nova
Green
Nothing except for the mess inside
Mmm, about 20 minutes
Nobody who'll be missed
You're a good man, Joe
Thanks a bunch
How we coming, Jimmie?
Pretty good. l got it all here, but, uh
Mr. Wolf, you got to understand something
Winston, Jimmie, please. Winston
OK. You got to understand something now, Winston
Uh, no, thank you
Uh, this is our best linen here
and it's a...it was a wedding present
from my uncle Conrad and my aunt Ginny
and they're not with us anymore
And l really want to help you guys out
Let me ask you a question, Jimmie if you don't mind
No, no, please, please, go ahead
You uncle Conrad and aunt Ginny were they millionaires?
No
Well, you uncle Marsellus is
and l'm positive if uncle Conrad and aunt
Ginny
Ginny were here
they would furnished you with a whole bedroom set
which your uncle Marsellus is more than happy to do
l like oak myself
That's what l have in my bedroom
How about you, Jimmie?
You an oak man?
Oak's nice
Oh, man
l will never forgive your ass for this shit
This is some fucked.up repugnant shit
Jules, did you ever hear the philosophy
that once a man admits that he is wrong
that he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdongs?
Have you ever heard that?
Get the fuck out my face with that shit
The motherfucker said that shit
never had to pick up itty.bitty pieces of skull on account of your dumb ass
l got a threshold, Jules
l got a threshold for the abuse that l will take
Now, right now, l'm a fucking race car all right?
And you got me in the red
And l'm just saying...l'm just saying that it's fucking dangerous
to have a race car in the fucking red that's all
l could blow
Oh, oh, you ready to blow?
Yeah, l'm ready to blow
Well, l'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker
Every time my fingers touch brain
l'm superfly tnt. l'm the guns of the navarone
ln fact, what the fuck am l doing in the back?
You the motherfucker who should be on brain detail
We fucking switching. l'm washing the windows
and you picking up this nigger's skull
Fine job, Gentlmen
We may get out this yet
l can't believe this is the same car
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet
Phase one is complete...clean the car...
which moves us right along to phase 2
clean you two
Strip
All the way?
To your bare ass
Quickly, gentlemen
We got about 15 minutes before Jimmie's better half
comes pulling into the driveway
Damn. This morning air is some chilly shit
Are you sure this is absolutely necessary?
You know what you two look like?
What?
Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head
Stripping off those bloody rags is absolutely necessary
Toss them in Jim's garage bag
Don't do nothing stupid, like leaving this shit out front
for otto the garbageman to pick up
You know what l'm saying?
Don't worry. We're taking it with us
Jim, the soap
Vincent
OK, gentlemen
You've both been to county before l'm sure
Here it comes
Goddamn! The Water's fucking cold
Better you than me, gentlemen
Ha ha ha! Don't be afraid of the soap
Spread it around
Get him up there a little bit
Vincent's hair
Come on, do it, God damn it! Do it!
Towel them
They're dry enough. Toss them their clothes
Perfect
Perfect. We couldn't have planned this better
You guys look like...
What do they look like, Jimmie?
Dorks
They look like a couple of dorks
Ha ha ha. They're your clothes motherfucker
Come on, gentlemen
We're laughing our way right into prison
Don't make me beg
OK, gentlemen
Let's get our rules of the road straight
We're goining to a place called Monster Joe's truck and tow
Now, Monster Joe and his daughter Raquel are sympathetic to our Dilemma
The place is North Hollywood
so a few twists and turns aside
we'll be going up Hollywood way
Now, l'll drive the tainted car
Jules, you ride with me
Vincent, you follow in my Acura
Now, if we come across the path of any John Q. Laws
nobody does a fucking thing until l do something
.Right .What did l say?
Don't do shit unless...
Unless what?
Unless you do it first
Spoken like a true prodigy
How about you, Lash Larue?
Can you keep your spurs from jingling and jangling?
Mr. Wolf, look, the gun went off l don't know why
l'm cool. l promise you
Fair enough. Now, l drive real fucking fast, so keep up
lf l get my car back any different than l gave it
Monster Joe's going to be disposing of 2 bodies
Out of my way, Rex
We cool?
Like it never happened
All right.
Boys, this is Raquel
Someday, all this will be hers
Hi, so, what's with the outfits?
You guys going to a vollleyball game or something?
l'm taking my lady out for breakfast
Maybe l could drop you two off
Where do you live?
.Redondo .lnglewood
lt's...lt's your future
l...l see a...a cab ride
Move out of the sticks, fellas
Say good night, Raquel
Good night, Raquel
l'll see you guys around
Stay out of trouble, you crazy kids
Mr. Wolf, l just want to tell you it was a real pleasure watching you work
Yeah, really, and thank you very much Mr. Wolf
Call me Winston
You see that, young lady? Respect
Respect for one's elders shows character
l have character
Because you are a character doesn't mean that you have character
Want to share a cab?
l could go for some breakfast
Feel like having breakfast with me?
Cool
l don't know why, l just thought
he'd be European or something because he...
Yo, man, he's about as European as English bob
l know that now, but...
.Was he cool or what? .Thank you
Totally fucking cool, in control
Didn't even, you know, really get pissed when you were fucking with him
l was amazed
Want some bacon?
No, man. l don't eat pork
Are you Jewish?
Naw, l ain't Jewish
l just don't dig on swine, that's all
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals. l don't eat filthy animals
Yeah, but bacon tastes good
Pork chops taste good
Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie
but l'd never know because l wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker
Pigs sleep and root in shit
That's a filthy animal
l ain't eating nothing that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces
How about a dog? A dog eats his own feces
l don't eat dog, either
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
l wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy
but they're definitely dirty
But a dog's got personality
Personality goes a long way
Ah, so by that rationale
if a pig had a better personality he would cease to be a filthy animal
ls that true?
Well, we'd have to be talking about one charming motherfucking pig
l mean, he'd have to be 10 times more charming than
that Arnold on Green Acres
You know what l'm saying?
Oh, man, that's good
That's good, man.
You're starting to lighten up
You been sitting there all serious and shit
Man, l've just been sitting here thinking
About what?
About the miracle we witnessed
The miracle you witnessed
l witnessed a freak occurrence
What is a miracle, Vincent?
An act of God
And what's an act of God?
When, um...
God makes the impossible possible
But this morning l don't think qualifies
Hey, Vincent
don't you see that shit don't matter?
You're judging this shit the wrong way
l mean, it could be God stopped the bullets
or he changed coke to pepsi
he found my fucking car keys
You don't judge shit like this based on merit
Now, whether or not what we experienced
was an '"According to Hoyle'" miracle is insignificant
but what is significant is l felt the touch of God
God got invovled
But why?
Well, that's what's fucking with me
l don't know why,
but l can't go back to sleep
You're serious?
You're really thinking about quitting?
.The life? .Yeah
.Most definitely .Fuck
What you going to do, then?
Well...that's what l've been sitting here contemplating
First, l'm going to deliver this case to Marsellus
Then, basically, l'm just going to walk the earth
What you mean walk the earth?
You know, like Caine in Kung Fu
Walk from place to place
meet people get in adventures
And how long do you intend to walk the earth?
Until God puts me where he wants me to be
And what if he don't do that?
lf it takes forever, then l'll walk forever
So you decided to be a bum?
l'll just be Jules, Vincent...no more no less
No, Jules. You decided to be a bum
just like all those pieces of shit out there who beg for change
who sleep in garbage bins eat what l throw away
They got a name for that, Jules
lt's called a bum
And without a job, a residence or legal tender
that's what you're going to be, man
You're going to be a fucking bum
Look, my friend, this is just where you and l differ
Garcon!
Coffee!
Jules, look, what happened this morning
man, l agree it was peculiar
Garcon means boy
But water into wine. l...
All shapes and sizes, Vincent
Don't fucking talk to me that way, Man
lf my answer frighten you, Vincent
then you should cease asking scary questions
l'm going to take a shit
Let me ask you something
When did you make this decision?
When you were sitting there eating that muffin?
Well, yeah.
l was sitting here eating my muffin and drinking my coffee...
and replaying the incident in my head...
when l had what alcoholics refer to as a moment of clarity
Fuck. To be continued
l love you, Pumpkin
And l love you Honey Bunny
Everybody be cool! This is a robbery!
Any of you fucking pricks move
and l'll execute every one of you motherfuckers!
You got that?
You just be quiet!
Get the fuck down! Get the fuck down!
You, you're in a blind spot
Take your dames over to that booth over there on the count of 10
Mexicans out of the fucking kitchen!
1 , 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!
Where the fuck are you going?
You fucking yuppie! Get down!
Hey, you, throw those bags!
Fucking wanker! Move! Move!
What the fuck are you doing? Move!
The restaurant's ours!
Move! Get down on the fucking floor!
Grandpa, down!
l'm the Manager here
and there's no problem...
No problem at all
You're going to give me a problem?
No, sir, l'm not
l thought you said you're going to give me a fucking problem!
You're going to give me a fucking problem?
l think we got a hero here, Honey Bunny!
Well, just execute him!
l'm not a hero. l'm just a coffee shop...
Get the fuck down!
The restaurant's ours!
Just take whatever you want
All right, you talk to the customers
Yeah
You tell them to be fucking cool...
Yes
.And everything will be over! .Yeah
.You understand me? .Yes
Listen, everybody
Be calm
cooperate
and this will all be over in a minute
Get the fuck down! Well done
All right, now, people
l'm going to come around and collect your wallets
You don't fucking talk
You just throw them in the bag. Are we clear?
l said, are we fucking clear?
Good. Now wallets out
That's it. Get the fuck down
ln the bag
ln the fucking bag!
l don't have nothing on me, man
What am l waiting for? ln the fucking bag
Laura? Laura, tips
.ln the bag .Yeah
ls that a cellular phone?
.Yeah .ln the fucking bag
Tidy up, tidy up. That's it
Now get the fuck down on the floor
ln the bag
What's in the case?
My boss's dirty laundry
Your boss makes you do his laundry?
When he wants it clean
Sounds like a shit job
Funny. l was thinking the same thing
Open it
Afraid l can't do that
.l didn't hear you .Yes, you did
What's going on?
Looks like we got a vigilante in our midst
Shoot him in the face
l hate to shatter your ego, but this ain't the first time
l've had a gun pointed at me
You don't take your fucking hand off that case, it'll be your last
Stop causing problems!
You'll get us all killed!
Give them what you got and get them out of there!
Shut the fuck up, fat man!
This ain't none of your goddamn business
Be cool, Honey Bunny. Be cool
lt's no problem. l got it under control
Now l'm going to count to 3
lf you don't open that case
l'm going to unload in your fucking face
We clear?
1 ...
2...
.3 .OK, Ringo
You win
lt's yours
Open it
What is it?
.ls that what l think it is? .Mm.hmm
lt's beautiful
God damn it, what is it?
You let him go! You let him go!
Let go of him!
.Tell that bitch to be cool! .l'm gonna kill you!
.Say, '"Bitch, be cool!'" .Be cool, Honey Bunny.
.Say, '"Bitch, be cool!'" .Be cool!
Tell that fucking bitch to chill!
Be cool, Honey Bunny!
Chill that fucking bitch out!
Chill out, Honey Bunny!
.Let go of him! .Chill!
Tell her it's going to be all right
lt's going to be all right
.Promise her! .l promise!
Tell her to chill!
Just chill out, Honey Bunny!
All right, now tell me her name
Yolanda
All right, now, Yolanda!
We're not gonna do anything stupid are we?
Don't you hurt him!
Nobody's gonna hurt anybody
We're all gonna be like 3 little fonzies here
And what's fonzie like?
Come on, Yolanda, what's fonzie like?!
He's cool?
.What? .Cool
Correctamundo!
And that's what we're gonna be We're gonna be cool
Now, Ringo, l'm gonna count to 3
And when l count 3
l want you to let go of your gun
put your palms flat on the table
and sit your ass down
But when you do it, you do it cool
You ready?
1 ...
2...
3
OK, now you let him go!
Yolanda, l thought we were gonna be cool
Now, when you yell at me it makes me nervous
And when l get nervous, l get scared
And when motherfuckers get scared
that' when motherfuckers accidentally get shot
Just know, you hurt him, you die
Well, that seems to be the situation
But l don't want that, and you don't want that
and Ringo here definitely doesn't want that
So let's see what we can do
Now...
Here's the situation
Normally both your asses
would be dead as fucking fried chicken
but you happened to pull this shit
while l'm in a transitional period
and l don't want to kill you
l want to help you
But l can't give you this case
'cause it don't belong to me
Besides, l been through too much shit over this case this morning
To just hand it over to your dumb ass
Vincent!
Be cool!
Yolanda, it's cool, baby! lt's cool!
We still just talking!
Come on, point the gun at me!
Point the gun at me! There you go
Now, Vincent, you just hang back and don't do a goddamn thing
Tell her we're still cool
We're still cool, Honey Bunny
How we doing, baby?
l...l gotta go pee. l want to go home
Just hang in there, baby
You're doing great. l'm proud of you
And Ringo's proud of you
lt's almost over
Tell her you're proud of her
l'm proud of you, Honey Bunny
l love you
l love you, too, Honey Bunny
Now, l want you to go in that bag and find my wallet
Which one is it?
lt's the one that says '"Bad Motherfucker'"
That's it
That's my bad motherfucker
Open it up. Take out the money
Count it
How much is there?
About $1 ,500
OK, put it in your pocket. lt's yours
Now, with the rest of those wallets and the register
that makes this a pretty successful little score
Jules, you give that fucking nimrod $1 ,500
And l'll shoot him on general principle
No, Yolanda, Yolanda!
He ain't gonna do a goddamn motherfuckering thing
Vince, shut the fuck up!
Shut up!
Come on, Yolanda, stay with me, baby
Now, l ain't giving it to him, Vincent
l'm buying something for my money
Wanna know what l'm buying, Ringo?
What?
Your life
l'm giving you that money so l don't have to kill your ass
You read the Bible, Ringo?
Not regularly, no
Well, there's this passage l got memorized
Ezekiel 25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will
shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
for he is truly his brother's keeper
and the finder of lost children
And l will strike down upon thee
with great vengeance and furious anger
those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers
and you will know l am the Lord
when l lay my vengeance upon you
Now, l been saying that shit for years
And if you heard it, that meant your ass
l never gave much thought to what it meant
l just thought it was some cold.blooded shit to say to a motherfucker
before it popped a cap in his ass
But l saw some shit this morning made me think twice
See, now l'm thinking...
maybe it means you're the evil man
and l'm the righteous man,
and Mr. 9.millimeter here
He's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness
Or it could mean you're the righteous man and l'm the shepherd
and it's the world that's evil and selfish
Now, l'd like that
But that shit ain't the truth
The truth is...
you're the weak...
and l am the tyranny of evil men
But l'm trying, Ringo
l'm trying real hard to be the shepherd
Go on
l think we should be leaving now
Yeah, that's probably a good idea