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下文中*代表音乐或歌曲 * = Music or songs
这里是“近卫日报”，请稍等 Daily Sentinel, one moment please.
市长不希望这篇关于油价的文章刊登出来 The mayor doesn't want the article on gas prices go to print.
告诉市长，他这是在侮辱我！ Tell the Mayor, I'm insulted.
我绝不会让新闻行业的真实性， I would never jeopardize the journalistic integrity of this newspaper,
仅仅因为市长提出来的政治议程而受到威胁 for some rent-a-mayor's political agenda.
好吧，先生…… Very well Mr. ...
哦，布里特 So, Britt.
我们又见面了 Here we are again.
你在学校里打架，被遣送回家了吧 Sent home after another school yard fight.
我知道你想念你的妈妈 I know you miss your mother.
我也是 So do I.
但我需要照顾手下750个员工 But I have to take care of 750 employees,
因此你必须学会照顾自己 and you have to take care of yourself.
可能对你来说，要求得……太多了 Still that seems to be asking....to much.
我只是尝试着阻止那些仗势欺人的家伙…… I was trying to stop some bullies...
尝试你个球，你老是失败 Trying doesn't matter when you always fail.
不，爸爸！ No, Dad!
难道你老惹事就会让我高兴？ Do you think it makes me happy to do this?
-是啊！ -YES! -是你姐夫！ -No it doesn't.
没几天就要惹上一身麻烦 There's not a week goes by when you find yourself in some kind of trouble.
想用惹事来吸引我的注意？ But if you're doing this for attention,
白费力吧你 you have all that I can afford to give you.
还浪费我时间 And you're wasting my time.
二十年以后 20 years later...
不，不，你不能进去 No, no, not you.
请坐 Have a seat.
随便挑个座儿，它们坐起来都很舒适 Either one, they're both very comfortable.
我能帮你做什么？ So what can I do for you?
你知道的，我倾尽毕生精力 As you know, I have worked my entire life, very hard...
只为一个目标 to achieve one goal.
-哦 -Well. -事实上，我已经达成了那个目标 -And that goal, which I have in fact, achieved.
那个目标就是掌管洛杉几城的所有犯罪活动 Was to be in charge of all the crime, in the city of Los Angeles.
因此，听说你想不经过我的允许， Therefore, the fact that you assume that you can open this establishment,
就在这里开馆子 without my permission.
不给保护费，就在这里卖麻醉毒品 without payment, and sell narcotics out of it.
这让我很难接受 Is completely unacceptable.
是吗？ Really?
说实话，这是对我的极度的侮辱 And to be honest. Quite insulting.
所以，你必须把这个馆子的所有权签给我 Therefore, you must sign up ownership of this establishment to me.
到时候你就是我的员工 For which time you become my employees.
什么？我们是...你的员工？ What, we're...we're your employees?
没错，否则就永远关门 Yeah, or close down permanently.
就这两条路，你自己选吧 The choice is yours.
好吧，呃，请问您的大名该怎么读？ Okay, uh, how do I pronounce your name?
是...乔凯卡夫斯基么？ Ch...Tchaikovsky.
查德诺夫斯基 Chudnofsky.
插...插到死她...插得死机？ Char...chadost...chod dosky.
是 查德...诺夫...斯基 Chud...nof...sky.
查德诺夫斯基 Chudnofsky.
好吧，查德诺夫斯基 All right, Chudnofsky.
亲亲我的屁股 Kiss my ass.
把你的嘴脣贴在我的屁股上 Put your lips to my ass,
亲我屁股 and kiss it.
伸出舌头舔我的屁股 French kiss it.
用你灰色的胡须给我的屁股瘙痒 Tickle it with your grey whiskers.
我告诉你一个坏消息和一个好消息 I got bitter sweet news for you.
你已经没奔头了 You're washed up.
你老了，你太无趣了，你吓不着人了 You're old, you're boring, you're not scary.
你的打扮得就像一坨屎 You dress like shit.
你已经过时了，知道不？ 这就是我说的坏消息 It's over for you, okay. That's the bitter news.
好消息是 Now the sweet news is,
你可以选择退休 you can retire.
去玩玩高尔夫 You can go play golf.
下午3点按时吃饭 Eat your dinners at 3 O'clock in the afternoon.
和你的孙子耍耍，喝喝美达施饮料 Play with your grandkids, drink Metamucil.
老了就是狗屎！ Old people shit.
OK，看看我 Okay, look at me.
我在道儿上有个名号 I got a name people can say.
那就是 丹尼·清除者 My name is Danny Clear.
我做结晶安非他命的生意 I deal crystal meth.
人们都叫我，结晶-清除者 People call me, crystal-clear.
这很简单 It's easy.
看看我这个巢穴多么给力 Check out my kick-ass hangout here.
到处都是玻璃石柱 I got pillars of glass everywhere.
那里还摆着透明的钢琴 I got a see-through piano.
看看我的手下 Look at my boys.
他们都很性福 They're pimped out.
这家伙穿的是古琦，这是阿玛尼，这还是古琦 We got Gucci, Armani, another Gucci.
时装师亲手打造 Tailor made.
你这辈子都没法到达我这种程度 This is what you need to get to the top, today.
并不是仅仅用努力就能得到 Not hard work.
也不光靠穿得像个“跳迪斯科的圣诞老人” Not dressing like disco-Santa-Claus.
你欠缺的是作为领导的魅力 You need charisma.
你现在看起来像是格列格大叔 You look like my Uncle Gregg.
哦，格列格是个不错的大叔，但是，他是个牙医 Very nice guy, but, he's a dentist.
现在，考虑下写封退休信吧 Now consider this your retirement letter.
轰！ Boom!
一切都结束了 It's over.
你自己滚吧，不送 See your way out.
你真的觉得我不吓人？ Well you truly don't think I'm scary?
哈，不吓人 Nah, no.
OK，哦...OK，你很吓人！ Okay, o...kay, you're scary!
是的是的，你很吓人 Yeah, you're scary.
你刚才还说我不吓人 You just said I'm not.
不，不你很吓人，很吓人 No, no you are. You are.
什么是“跳迪斯科的圣诞老人”？ What's a Disco-Santa?
“跳迪斯科的圣诞老人”？我什么都不知道 很抱歉，很抱歉！ Disco-Santa, I don't know. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
刚才是个傻×说的，您别介意 It was just something stupid to say.
你还说我很无趣 我的枪有两根管 You said I'm boring too. My gun has two barrels.
这玩意儿可是很有趣的哦~ That's not boring.
但是做起来很难 But is was very difficult to make.
-回答我！ -什么？ -Answer me! -What?
我怎么做才能变得更吓人？ Well what can I do to be more scary?
起个更好、更酷的名字？ A better name? A cooler name?
穿得更有颜色点儿 A little more color, or something.
啊，嗯... Ah, um....
也许...也许，你应该在杀人之前说些什么，别这么突然 May...maybe, maybe you could say something to people before you kill them.
当然不是现在 脸上贴着枪管 我很难思考啊 But not now. It's hard to think with this double barrel in my face.
不好意思 Sorry.
你让我思绪万千啊 You've given me a lot to think about.
你不准备杀我了？ You're not going to kill me?
OK，我明白了 你放我一马，我就可以去宣扬你的传奇了 Okay I get it. You keep me alive so I can, I can spread your legend.
OK，我会做的很好的 Okay, I'll do that, man.
我会去宣扬你的传奇 I'll spread your legend.
你落下你的公文包了 And you forgot your briefcase.
（高频的嘟嘟声） (High pitched beep)
疯狂派对开始啦！ Let's get this party crazy.
*滚石乐队 歌曲：与我一起生活* *Rolling Stones: Live with me*
*我养成了一些坏习惯* *I got nasty habits, *
*下午三点喝杯茶* *I take tea at three*
*Yes,我午饭吃的肉* *Yes, and the meat I eat for dinner time*
*一定要挂起来晾一个星期* *Must be, hung up for a week*
*我最好的朋友啊,他射杀水鼠来喂他的鹅* *My best friend, he shoots water rats And feeds them to his geese*
*不要妄想床第之间还有你的位置* *Don'cha think there's a place for you In between the sheets?*
*快来，宝贝，我们可以建个三口之家* *Come on now, honey We can build a home for three*
*快来，宝贝* *Come on now, honey,*
*难道不想和我一起生活?* -小心，我的女士. *Don't you wanna live with me?* -Behold my lady.
*那儿会有一堆顽皮的孩子* *And there's a score of harebrained children*
*但都被锁在托儿所里~* *They're all locked in the nursery*
*他们带着耳机脖子都弄脏了* *They got earphone heads they got dirty necks*
*他们太20世纪了* *They're so 20th century*
*他们排队洗澡淋浴* *Well they queue up for the bathroom*
*在大概7:35的时候* *At around about 7:35*
*不要妄想我们需要女人的抚摸 才能活跃起来* *Don'cha think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive?*
*你还是去相辆好点儿的婴儿车 从大街上推下来吧* *You'd look good pram pushing Down the high street*
嗯... Mmmmm.
真不错 That's the good stuff.
早上好 Good morning.
-阿尔...李尔？ -安娜 李 -Alll..real -Ana Lee.
李安娜，我本来就是想这样喊你的 Ana Lee, that's what I meant.
哦，我操 Oh shit.
儿子，你就想这样混日子？ Son, this what you want from your life?
这，呃，这会给你任何自我实现感么？ This, uh. This gives you a sense of fulfillment?
爸爸，我说过明天一早 Dad, I told you tomorrow,
我就加入I.T.T.技术研究所 I'm enrolling in I.T.T. Technical Institute.
我会靠修电脑来维持生活，所以... I am going to fix computers for a living, so...
我花一整晚写了篇社论，关于这个城镇的恶心的点点滴滴 I spend all night writing an editorial about the nausea this town has come to inspirer.
关于腐败，关于暴力，关于堕落 About the corruption, the violence, and the decadence
这已经成为我们预期的生活中的一部分 that we've come to expect as part of our daily life.
当我翻页的时候 Then I have to turn the page...
我看到我儿子犯故意伤害罪的报道 and see my own son's contribution to this mayhem.
甜心，我也上报纸了 Sweet, I'm on the paper.
你真给我丢脸 Now you may think you're humiliating me.
-哦 -你这是在自取其辱 -Oy. -You're humiliating yourself.
好吧，我很抱歉 如果你不喜欢这些新闻的话，让他们不去印不就得了 Okay, I'm sorry. Look, if you don't like it, why don't you ask them not to print it.
这是你自己办的报纸啊 It's your newspaper.
很不幸，这是新闻，我无法干预 I can't because unfortunately it's news.
我从来都不干预报纸的内容 给我点儿面子好么 I've kept myself out the papers for years, now do me a favor and do the same.
我告诉过你，别再往我的车库里带女人了 And I told you, stop taking girls into my garage.
你要是还敢带，我就换车库的锁 You do it again, I'll change the lock.
-能帮我在这儿签个字么？ -当然 -Okay, but can you sign this for me? -Yeah.
绝不...取消...聚会 Never...stop...the party.
*歌曲* *Digital Underground: The Humpty Dance I look funny, but yo I'm makin' money see*
*so yo world I hope you're ready for me. Now gather round*
*I'm the new fool in town and my sound's laid down by the Underground.*
*I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf so just let me introduce myself*
*My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty. Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.*
快走，快走 Go, go, go, go.
你好 摄影机，抓画面，拍到了 Hello. Get it, get the shot, get it.
你如何应对你父亲的死？ How are you coping with your father's death?
如果您刚刚打开电视 If you're just joining us,
詹姆斯·里德刚刚因为被蜜蜂蜇伤 引起过敏反应而意外死亡 James Reid has been found dead from an allergic reaction to a bee sting.
他的整个报业帝国，留给了儿子 Leaving his son, his empire.
*歌曲* *Johnny Cash: I hung my head Early one morning, with time to kill.*
*I borrowed Jebb's rifle, And sat on the hill*
*I saw a lone rider Crossing the plain*
*I drew a bead on him, To practice my aim.*
*I hung my head, I...* -那时候，我在进行选举活动 -It was during my election campaign.
-当我去拜见地方检察官的时候 我第一次遇见詹姆斯·里德 *...hung my head, I hung my head.* -Running for district attorney when I first met James Reid.
那时我就感觉到他是个正直的人 It was immediately clear to me that he was a man of infallible integrity.
他把毕生精力奉献给这座城市 He dedicated himself to this city,
他竭尽全力办起来的报纸 “近卫日报” though his philanthropic endeavors and his newspaper, The Daily Sentinel.
就像指引真相的明灯 A shinning beacon of truth.
他是我们的北极星 He was our north star.
指引我们前进的方向 He showed us the way.
感谢你，詹姆斯 Thank you James.
布里特，你爸真是个纯爷们！ Britt, your father was truly a great man.
-当我第一次参加竞选的时候... -是的，是的，是的，是的 -When I first started campaigning... -Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
-他是我所认识的最成功的商人 -是的 -He was the best business man I've ever known. -Yep.
-他一直出类拔萃 -是的 -He always came out on top. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
布里特？ Britt?
布里特，嘿！ Britt, hey.
对于你父亲的过世，我感到很难过 I'm so sorry for your loss.
我想说的是 I just want to say that,
我父亲是个联邦法院的法官 我懂得你的心情 my father was a federal court judge. So I think I kinda know how it feels.
当我父亲过世的时候，我，呃 When he passed away, I uh,
我也觉得，想要取代父亲，压力非常大 had some pretty big shoes to fill.
就像你一样 Just like you.
所以，如果你需要找人聊聊的话 So if you ever need somebody to talk to.
我意思是说，如果你需要喝一杯 I mean, if you ever just want to grab a drink.
想要振作起来的话 Want to get cheered up.
我随时奉陪 I'm around.
OK，谢谢你，我很感激 Okay, thanks man I really appreciate it.
-好，锁上车门吧...系好安全带 -好，OK...好的 -Yeah, lock it up....keep it tight. -Yeah, okay.... Cool.
这是你的报纸公司 This is your newspaper.
听好了，这个担子并不一定 你一个人来扛 Look, the burden doesn't have to fall on you alone.
从大学时代我就和你父亲在一起了 一晃就是四十年 I've been with your father since I was just in college for the past forty five years.
我会保证让“近卫日报”在正常轨道上运行 I'm going to make sure the Daily Sentinel stays on the path.
这会让你父亲感到骄傲的 It would make him proud.
你感觉怎么样？ So what do you think of all this?
我并没有多想些什么，伙计 I don't think anything, man.
我对于报纸行业所知甚少 I don't know a thing about this newspaper.
我连一份儿报纸都没完整地读过 I've never really read a full edition of it.
你想怎么做就怎么做吧 You can do whatever the hell you want with it.
我并不会亲自运营“近卫日报” I'm not the guy to run The Sentinel.
总是尝试意味着总是失败 Trying means a man will always fail.
哦 Oh.
叶子图案去哪儿了？ Where's my leaf?
傻×灌木 Stupid bush!
有人么！ Hello!
谁给我煮的咖啡？ Who makes my coffee?
到底是谁 给我煮的咖啡？ WHO makes my coffee?
有人出来解释一下么 Will someone explain to me,
为什么在我最悲剧的一天 why the worst day in my life?
我的咖啡喝起来像屎？ My coffee tastes like shit.
你...你的咖啡一般都是...加藤煮的 You...your coffee is normally made by, Kato.
谁他妈是加藤？ Who the hell is that?
他是你爸的司机 顺便也煮咖啡 He works on your father's cars, and makes his coffee.
你已经解雇了他 你昨天把为你爸干活的人全都炒了 You fired him, and everyone else who works for your father yesterday.
我要加藤出现在我面前，就现在！ I want Kato here, NOW!
原来你是加藤 You're, Kato.
我操我以前都以为你叫亨利 我以为那个可怜的家伙叫加藤 Man I thought your name was Henry. I thought the pool guy was, Kato.
我就是加藤 I'm Kato.
对于你父亲的死，我感到很遗憾 I'm sorry to hear about your father.
他是个呃... He was a...
很复杂的男人 complex man.
是啊 Yep.
我有两个问题，加藤 I've two questions for you, Kato.
回答完就能走了 Then you can go home.
为啥我爸的机械师会顺便给他煮咖啡？ Why is it my dad's mechanic makes the coffee?
还有，为什么不是你煮的咖啡 喝起来就像屎？ And why is it that without you, the coffee tastes like crap?
我解释不清楚，亲手展示给你看看吧 I think it's easier if I show you.
我了个操！你在哪儿搞的这玩意儿？ Holy cow. Where did you get that thing?
我自己做的 I made it.
-看仔细了 -不可思议 -Watch this. -Unbelievable.
坐下来和我谈谈，加藤 You sit with me, Kato.
说说你的故事 Tell me your tale.
我在上海出生 I was born in Shanghai.
你知道上海么？ You know, Shanghai?
嗯，我迷恋过日本 Mmm, loved Japan.
当我四岁的时候，我父母都去世了 My parents died when I was four.
当我12岁的时候，伯母也去世了 And Auntie when I was twelve.
我变成了孤儿 I lived in an orphanage.
很抱歉，我母亲也在我小时候就去世了 Sorry, my mom died when I was young, too.
呃...那之后发生了什么？ What uh, what happened after that?
交了几个朋友，但不久就都离我而去了 I made a few friends, ran away.
我就睡在大街上 I lived on the street.
你什么时候开始为我爸工作的 告诉我 How did you start working for my Dad. Tell me that.
我以前在车库里工作 I was working in a garage.
-OK -有一天，你爸开着一辆 6-5 克莱斯勒进了车库 -Okay. -And one day your father came in with a six-five Chrysler.
这车我很了解 I know the car well.
他对我的工作很满意 He was so happy with my work.
之后他说要给我安排一个新的工作 Then he offered me a job.
-我说，好啊 -就说咖啡的事儿，他怎么会让你煮咖啡的？ -I said, yes. -The coffee, how did that come about?
他过去常说 He used to always say,
“从来都没有人 能给我煮一杯满意的咖啡” "No one could ever make me, a good cup of coffee".
模仿得不错 Good impression.
所以我就帮他做了个煮咖啡的机器 So I build him the coffee machine.
你做的咖啡 确实真他妈好喝，先生 Well you make one damn fine cup of coffee, sir.
想看看更厉害的东西么？ Want to see something cool?
好啊 Yeah.
不错嘛，伙计 Not bad, man.
-这也是你做的？ -是啊 -You did this? -Yeah.
工业高分子聚碳酸酯原料 Industrial polycarbonate.
“工业高分子聚碳酸酯原料”是个什么玩意儿？ What the hell is "Industrial polycarbonate"?
就是军方用来制造鲨鱼坦克的材料 It's the stuff they use to make shark tanks.
哇，哇，哇，哇 伙计你要干嘛？ Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing man?
把枪放下，你疯了么？ Put that thing away, are you crazy?
嘿，别像个小猫一样 Come on, don't be a pussy.
你要做什么？ What are you going to do?
哦，我操！ Oh, dude!
太神奇了，那轮胎是啥材料做的？ That was awesome. What is that stuff?
那个怎么能...哦 你又要做什么？ How does that wor...oh, what are you going to do now?
-看这个 -哇！ -And... -Whoa!
这个也太夸张了吧，我操！ That is some bad hard shit, dude.
对头 你父亲这两年就一直让我研究这些东西 Yep. Your dad made me do this kind of stuff over the last few years.
真是太给力了 That is the balls.
那老头得了妄想症了吧，哈？ The old man was getting paranoid, huh?
-你喜欢那辆车么？ -是啊 -You like that? -Yeah.
看看这个 Check this out.
这都是你自己画的？ You drew all these?
太强大了 This is awesome.
加藤，你真是个不错的画家 Kato, you a really good drawer.
这真是太给力了 This is really impressive.
感谢夸奖 我喜欢做这些事情 Thanks. That's the stuff I would really like to do.
我操！ Holy!
加藤，你是个性欲狂么？ Kato, are you a pervert?
我也能画出这么性感的东西 'Course I could draw stuff like that sexy.
-来点儿啤酒？ -好的，我喜欢啤酒，当然 -Beer? -Yeah, I'd love a beer, sure.
谢谢 Thank you.
嘿，加藤 Hey, Kato.
你觉得我父亲怎么样？ What did you think of my father?
很不错的人 Was fine.
别这样，说实话 Come on, just tell me.
他是我老板 He was my boss.
没人会喜欢自己的老板 Nobody loves their boss.
说实话好么，加藤 我不会觉得被冒犯了啥的 Don't sugar coat this, Kato. You're not going to offend me.
说实话 Just tell me.
一对一 Man to man.
他这人有点儿...鸡巴 He was a bit of a dick.
是啊 Yep.
你是...看看这个 You are...look at that.
我是天才 I am, a genius.
你确实是天才 You are a genius.
一个疯狂的天才 You're a mad genius.
我喜欢古典音乐 I like classical music.
你是个喜欢古典音乐的天才 You're a genius who likes classical music.
你知道吗？你就是个活生生的瑞士军刀 You know what you are? You're a human Swiss army knife.
我听不懂这是什么意思 I don't know what that mean.
瑞士军刀就是一个小东西，但是能抽出来许多东西的东西... It's a little thing that you keep pulling out things.
当你觉得不可能再抽出来更多东西的时候... And just when you think there couldn't be anymore...
一件新的东西又抽出来了 这就是你啊，你打扮得就挺像的 cool things, a new cool things come out. And that's you. You even are dressed like one.
你可以在胸口贴一个加号 You could put a little plus on your chest.
-再来一杯 -好啊，一起喝 -Let's drink more. -Yeah, let's drink.
-干杯（碰杯声） -干杯，耶 -Gam Bei（拼音）. (Cheers) -Gam Bei（拼音）, yeah.
我花了3个星期的时间 (Speaking Chinese)
你在讲中文 You're speaking Chinese right now.
哦，我操，不好意思 Oh, shit sorry.
我花了3个月的时间 为你爸的劳斯莱斯做了个新的缓冲器 I spend three weeks making new bumper for his Rolls Royce.
我大功告成的那天，他把车撞坏了 And the day after I finished, he crashed it.
他居然说这是我的过失 He actually saying it was my fault.
他还对我拳脚相加 He swing at me.
听起来就知道是我爸能干出来的事 That sounds like him.
我也有千万条故事可以讲 我们聊聊另一件事情 Let's investigate another story of the ten million I have.
我那时还很小 I'm young.
一些混账在学校调戏一个女生，我尝试着去阻止他们 Guys are picking on a girl at school, I try to stop it.
我惹上了麻烦 I get in trouble.
你知道我爸做了什么？他夺走了我最心爱的玩具 What does my dad do? He takes my favorite toy.
并且当着我的面 把玩具的头拧了下来 And he rips the head off of it, right in front of me.
然后扔进了垃圾桶 And he throws it in the garbage.
我只是想帮帮那女孩儿 这就是我所做的一切 I was trying to help. That's all I was trying to do.
你能理解么，这太不可理喻了 You know, it's unbelievable.
他... He...
他的一生就是个悲剧 你知道，市里的人... He's an ass his entire life. And you know, they...
他们给我爸建了个雕塑 我才不觉得我父亲多伟大... they built him a statue. I just don't think...
人们每天都会瞻仰他 认为他很伟大，可我一点儿也不觉得 people are going to look at it and think he's great but he's not.
这，这实在是不公平 It's, it's totally unfair.
没有什么绝对的公平 There's no justice.
-嗯，加藤 -嗯... -Well, Kato. -Hmm.
如果我们自己维护自己的正义 你觉得怎么样？ What do you say we get ourselves some godamn justice, huh?
-你是认真的么？ -非常非常认真 -You serious? -Totally serious.
我们一起做些疯狂的事情吧 Let's do something crazy man.
就让我们一起做些疯狂的事情吧 Let's just do something nuts!
-好啊 -现在就开始吧 -Okay. -Lets just do it.
-好啊 -耶！ -Okay. -Yeah.
疯狂起来吧，加藤 Let's roll, Kato.
你觉得做这些会让我高兴么，父亲？ You think it makes me happy to do this, Dad?
过来 Come here.
哦，看起来不妙 Oh, this looks ominous.
啊我操，哦不 Ah shit, oh no.
我该怎么做？我该怎么做？ What will I do? What will I do?
OK Okay.
嘿！放开他们！ HEY! Leave them alone.
抓住他 Let's get him.
哦我操！ Oh shit!
我犯了个错 I made a mistake.
操！ Shit!
嘿，@#￥%…… Hey, ha' .. was a set up.
OK，OK，不！ Okay, okay, no!
我要用小刀穿透你的腮帮 I'm going to give him a root canal.
-呀咩喋！ -用小刀割他 -I don't want one. -Just cut him.
张开嘴... Open wi...
-你死定了！ -大伙一起上 -You're a dead man. -Come on, lets go.
布里特，小心身后 Britt, behind you.
吃屎把你 Eat shit.
快跑 Get rid of it.
等等，等等我，等等 Wait. Wait for me, wait.
走，走，走，走 我进来了，我进来了 Go, go, go, go. I'm in, I'm in.
加藤，刚才太疯狂了 Kato, that was crazy.
难以置信！ That's unbelievable.
我了个操！ Holy shit.
哦我的上帝，加藤 Oh my god, Kato.
我操，布里特 Shit, Britt.
哦不，哦不 Oh no, oh no.
你会开车么？ Are you a good driver?
你开玩笑的吧 Are you kidding me.
当我是小孩儿的时候，我们就... When I was a kid, we had some...
-加藤，现在不是讲故事的时候，专心开车 -好的，好的 -Kato, not now, just drive. -Okay, okay.
-冷静下来 -我能做些什么？ -Just stay cool. -What will I do?
随意 Just act casual.
快停车，就现在！ Pull it over, now!
你在干什么？？？ What you doing?
我试图甩了他 I'm trying to loose him.
哇，他从那边儿过来了 Aw man there he comes.
他从这边过来了 Here he comes.
举起手来！ Show me your hands.
他要杀了我们 He tried to kill us.
我们变成坏蛋了？我操 We're the bad guys, shit.
我们处境相当困难了 We're really in a fix.
哦，不 Oh, no.
哦，我日 Oh, damn it.
加藤，... Kato,...
我觉得这是我一辈子中最给力的时刻 I think this is the greatest moment of my entire life.
我明白，我也是 I know. Mine too.
我们是好淫 We are good.
太疯狂了 你他妈怎么做到的？ That was crazy. How did you do that dude?
你居然打败了那帮小混混 You beat the crap out of those guys.
我成长的地方，是非常混乱和危险的 Where I grew up, it was very dangerous.
我小时候就学打架 I got to learn to fight when I was just a kid.
当时...他们甚至没看到你的样子 That was like, you knew where people were without even looking.
-你身手也太快了吧 -我的心脏开始搏动 -You were so fast. -My heart starts pumping.
好像时间...变得...慢了下去 It's almost like time...slows...down.
太给力了，你真是太给力了 It's unbelievable, you truly are.
你听到了吗，爸爸？ You hear me, Dad?
我们成功了 We did it.
太不可思议了 That was amazing.
加藤，我是认真的 Kato, I'm serious.
我要继续和你做下去 I would get real with you.
继续做下去 So just go with this.
可能听起来有点儿奇怪，有点儿违背性取向 It might get weird and intimate,
但是接受我，好么？ but just accept me, okay?
我们今晚做的事情 What we did tonight?
太爽了 Was fantastic.
太不可思议了 It was amazing.
我们救了那些人，伙计 We saved those people, man.
我们救了他们的性命 We saved their lives.
所以我想说的是 So here's what I'm saying.
我们要继续做下去 We keep doing this.
你一次能打倒成千上万的狗屎小混混 You can beat the crap out of a million dudes at once.
因为你能延缓时间什么的 当你的心脏搏动的时候 'Cause you can freeze time or something, when your heart starts pumping.
我们每晚都做吧，我是认真的 We do that every night, I'm saying.
加藤 加藤？ Kato. Kato?
*（唱歌）我们能成为英雄* *(Sings) We could be heroes.*
嘿，嘿，嘿，看，看 Hey, hey, hey. Look, look.
我们上电视了 We're on television.
我们上电视了 We're on T.V.
-我们被监控录像拍到了 -看着我 -Was captured in this surveillance tape. -Look at me.
-我在哪儿？ -我不知道 -他们被拦住，但还是设法逃脱掉了 -Where am I? -I don't know. -That was confronted by, but managed to escape.
在电视上看起来，我动作蛮快啊 I'm to fast for T.V.
是啊，飞快 Yes, exactly.
没几天，雕像就被亵渎了... Desecrated and this within days..
我们救了这些人 记者就只谈这个傻×头像？ We saved those people, and they just talk about his stupid head.
如果人们把我们当成罪犯 我们如何成为英雄？ How can we be heroes if they think we're criminals?
（逃走的两人）被认为是武装的、危险的 Are considered armed, and dangerous.
好的，思考一下，加藤 Okay, think about this, Kato.
英雄都有什么疯狂而又傻×的共同点？ What is the one insanely stupid thing every super hero has in common?
紧身衣？ Tights.
不是 No.
披肩？ Cape.
不是，加藤 No, Kato.
那就是所有人都知道 英雄是好淫 It's that every one knows that they're the good guy.
真正的英雄，你懂的 The hero, you know.
所有的坏人的任务就是 欺负无辜的好人 All the bad guy has to do is start capping some innocent people.
英雄让好人们痴迷 好人让英雄做什么 英雄就会做什么 And he's got the good guy by the nuts. He's got to do whatever he says.
所有电影和漫画都是这样描述英雄的 It's in every movie. It's in every comic book.
所有所有 这听起来很傻 It's in everything. It's so stupid.
但是，如果从坏人的角度来看待好人 But, if the bad guy thought the good guy,
好人一样是坏人 was also a bad guy.
这是他所不能做到的 但是我们可以 He wouldn't be able to do that. That's what we'll do differently.
我们伪装成恶棍 We will pose as villains.
像英雄一样伸张正义 But we'll act like heroes.
但是警察和恶棍们 But then the police, and the bad guys,
都会追杀我们 will both try to kill us.
我们已经死了，还管什么，加藤 We're dead already, Kato.
我意思是，你不会... I mean, seriously you wouldn't...
看看我们现在的处境 我们完全浪费了我们的潜能 Look at us. We've both been completely wasting our potential.
当然你的潜能比我大一点儿 You a little bit more than me.
我意思是说，你希望你的自传怎么写？ I mean, what do you want your autobiography to be called?
一生致力于更换机油、煮咖啡？ Oil changes, and cappuccino?
我觉得，自传的书名要写成“人尽其才” Because I think, "Balls deep, in shit kicking dudes".
加藤着 这样听起来才酷嘛 By Kato. Is a much cooler sounding book.
我会去阅读那样的自传 但我并不会阅读狗屎一样的人生 I would read that book, and I don't read shit.
当人们把你的事迹改编成电影 But when they've adapted it into a movie.
我就能看到做这事之外的意义了 I would see the shit out of it.
加藤 Kato.
你不该再去给谁煮咖啡 You should never make coffee for anyone again.
这是埋没人才 It's a waste of your talent.
你不应该怕死 It's not dying that you need to be afraid of.
碌碌无为的活着实在没意思 It's never having lived in the first place.
救助弱者的时候，那感觉实在太爽了 It did feel good. Saving those people.
确切地说，是我救了他们 你只稍微帮了一下，耶 Well technically I saved them, but you helped, I guess. Yeah.
-管他呢 -管他呢，咱俩就别较真儿了 -Whatever. -Whatever. Let's not get technical.
但是群众会重视我们么？ But why would people take us serious?
咱俩只是去偷头像的贼 We're just two guys who stole a head.
嗯？ Hmm?
我知道怎么让群众重视我们 I know how to make them take us seriously.
好吧，先生们 看这里，看这里 All right, gentlemen. Here ye, here ye.
我们正在开会呢 The court is in session.
暂停一下，好么？ Let's talk shop, okay.
好么？ Shall we?
这家伙是谁？ Who is this guy?
你朋友是谁？ Who is your friend?
他是我的男人 He's my man.
我才不是你“男人” I'm not your man.
他不是我男人，不是 He's not my man, no.
他是，呃，他不是我男人 He's uh, he's not my man.
他就像我的，呃 He's like, uh...
他就像，“我的男人” 他是，我的，呃... He's like, "My man". He's...my...uh...
而不是你的...我们是纯精神上的友谊...我们仅仅... Not your...it's platonic...we're just...
柏拉图式的友谊 我们是纯精神上的朋友 Platonic friends. We're platonic male friends.
他是我的，执行合作人 He's my, Executive associate.
是的，他是我的合作人，这不重要 Yes, that's who he is, and that doesn't matter.
真正重要的是 What does matter,
我们怎么处理这次恶性事件 is how we tackle this horrible incident.
我很清楚，不管这是谁做的“生意” It's clear to me that whoever did this means business.
这都只是个开端 And this is just the beginning.
谈到生意 Talking about business.
你指的是恶意摧毁头像的生意吧，我没猜错吧 This vandalizing business, oh I get it.
听着，别把这事情占太多的版面 Listen, let's not blow this thing out of proportion.
我要让这家伙上头条 I will blow this guy in any proportion I like.
这是我的报纸公司，阿克斯福德 我要让这家伙上头版头条 This is my newspaper, Axford, and I want this man on the front page of it.
我要让他的照片贴在网页上 I want him on the web page.
我要让你们写关于他的博客 I want you to blog about him.
我要让每条新闻都提到他 I want him on every news outlet we have.
我要让整座城市都知道 I want the whole city to know,
这家伙有多么的危险 how dangerous this man is.
这个砍掉我父亲头像的家伙 The man that cut the head off of my father's statue.
又不是你的父亲 Not yours.
好吧 All right.
呃，由于现在这家伙的身份还不确定 Um, since there isn't real info on the guys identity.
呃，我们怎么称呼他？ Um, what do we call him?
这很简单 That's easy.
我知道了 I got it.
这个家伙 This man,
叫做“青色的蜜蜂” is called, "The Green Bee".
听起来有点儿扯淡 It's kinda lame.
听起来像个针织店什么的 Yeah, it sounds like a knitting store, or something.
听起来像能量条 Sounds like an energy bar.
不，我...我...我起错名字了 No, I...I...it came out wrong.
（陷入混乱的讨论中） (all talking at once)
叫“绿色的小数”怎么样 Make it like the green decimal.
青蜂侠 The Green Hornet.
好，这才像样，呃 Naw, it's more like, uh.
-什么？ -刚才他说什么？ -What? -What did?
青蜂侠 The Green Hornet.
听起来很吓人啊 Well that's pretty awesome.
好多了 Much better.
-你们喜欢这名字？ -当然 -You guys like that? -Yeah.
那就青蜂侠了 Green Hornet it is.
-青蜂侠 -OK，OK，很好 -The Green Hornet. -Okay, okay, fine.
-很好，那就这么定了 -耶 -Fine, it's decided then. -Yeah.
明天的头条新闻将是 The front page of tomorrow's newspaper will feature,
“青蜂侠” "The Green Hornet".
-除非你们有人觉得“青色的蜜蜂”更好听？ -没有，没有 哦，那听起来逊多了 -Unless you like "Green Bee" better, anyone? -Nah, no. Oh that's much worse.
OK，很好，OK Okay fine. Okay.
我们走，加藤 Let's roll, Kato.
今晚将是个不眠之夜啊 It's going to be a long night.
（报纸头条：谁是青蜂侠） 我是 I am.
我们要给你起个酷酷的名字 We need to think of a cool name for you.
小刺儿 The little stinger.
我是青蜂侠 I'm the Green Hornet.
你是小刺儿 You're my little stinger.
没门！ No way.
蜜罐？ The Honey Pot.
明白么？蜜蜂会采蜜 你就是我的蜜罐 Get it. Bee's make honey. You're my honey pot.
这是我的家 It's my homes.
被斩首的雕像？ Decapitated statues?
我经常斩活人的首 I've decapitated real people.
你知道，我不会担心的 You know, I wouldn't worry about it.
你不用管这些操蛋的事情 You don't need their fucking business.
我才不担心呢 I'm not worried.
谁告诉你我担心了? Who told you I'm worried?
斯坎隆检察官，斯坎隆检察官 上星期发生了夜总会爆炸事件 现在又冒出个青蜂侠 D.A. Scanlon, D.A. Scanlon. With the nightclub bombing last week, and now this Green Hornet guy.
我觉得现在大街上并不像你所保证的那样安全 I understand the streets might not be as safe as you're make them out to be.
伙计们，伙计们，停下来 别净扯这些虚无缥缈的事情 Guys, guys. Stop, stop connecting separate dots with invisible lines.
什么青蜂侠的，这只是个恶作剧 This Green Hornet thing, is just a prank.
你们这些家伙应该报道的是 Now what you guys should be reporting on is,
经过警方的不屑努力 洛杉几城的犯罪率明显下降 that with this public office, crime is down significantly in the city of Los Angeles.
谢谢 Thank you.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我是丽诺尔·凯丝 I'm Lenore Case.
我是里德先生的临时秘书 I'm the temp for Mr. Reid's secretarial position.
这是我第一天上任 Today's my first day.
哦，很高兴见到你 Oh, nice to meet you.
我叫加藤 I'm Kato.
我也是第一天上任 It's my first day, too.
真的吗？很高兴见到你 Really, well nice to meet you.
你也是为里德先生工作？ Do you work for Mr. Reid?
我是他的，执行合作人 I'm his, Executive Associate.
哇呜，那一定很棒 Wow, that must be great.
耶，是很棒 Yeah, it is.
到现在为止 So far.
加藤，我有个非常重要的问题 Kato, I've a really important question for you.
呃，这位站在我身后的身材诱人的美女到底是谁？ Uh, who is the Hottie-Boom-Body who's standing right behind me, right now?
开玩笑的，嗨，我是布里特·里德 I'm kidding, hi I'm Britt Reid.
-这家报纸公司的拥有者 -见到你很高兴，先生 -I own this newspaper, what's going on? -It's a pleasure to meet you, sir.
-我是丽诺尔·凯丝 -谢谢...哦 -I'm Lenore Case. -Thanks...Oh.
我被派遣来当您的临时秘书 直到您直到合适的秘书 I've been sent to you to be your temp until you find a secretary.
啊哈 Aaah.
头彩 Jackpot.
请这边走 Right this way.
那么 So.
问你个问题 Got one, why don't you tell me.
你觉得这份报纸的状况怎么样？ How do you feel about the state of this newspaper?
就照实话讲 As it stands, today.
说吧 Give.
说实话，这些年来，这份报纸并不尽人意 To be honest, this paper has taken a dip in the last few years.
-在质量和野心方面都有下滑 -真的么？ -In quality and ambition. -Really?
当然，整个纸质媒体行业 都受到因特网的严厉冲击 Well, of course the entire industry has taken a hit because of the internet.
而且，报纸上的文章风格 很难让现在的读者完全接受 So there's a lot of pressure to print easy to digest articles.
这份报纸 是我们城市存活下来的最后一份私营报纸 And it is THE last family owned paper in the city.
并且是国内少数几家 没有加入联合企业的报业之一 And one of the only ones not attached to a conglomerate in the entire country.
因此不景气也是可以理解的 So it's understandable.
-加入联合企业？ -但是“近卫日报”习惯于独立自主 -Conglomerate? -But the Sentinel used to really use its independence,
来维持特立独行的风格 to be brazen at the very least.
就像你父亲写的那篇文章 就是在夜总会爆炸的前一夜写的 Like that article that your father wrote, just after the night club bombing.
那才是真实的报道 那才是真正有影响力的报道 That was real reporting. That is the kind of article that can really make a difference.
哇呜，真好 这摊烂事儿你知道得挺多嘛 Wow. That was good. You know a lot about this shit.
我，我学过新闻专业，在大学里我主攻犯罪学 I, I studied journalism. I have a minor in criminology.
-真的么？ -是的 -Really? -Yeah.
犯罪学 Criminology.
学习犯罪者的心理 Study the criminal mind.
对于青蜂侠，你是怎么看待的？ What are your thoughts on this Green Hornet character?
说吧 Give.
-嗯，首先，有两种犯罪 -OK -Um, well first off, there's two kinds of criminals. -Okay.
一种是精神自大狂，另一种是权力狂 There's the psycho ego-maniac and the power maniac.
他，呃，看起来属于第二种 He uh, he seems to be the second,
-因为他藐视媒体 -不好意思，你认为他下一步会怎么做？ -Because he defies the media. -Excuse me, what do you think he'll do next?
对啊，呃，他下一步会做什么 这才是我想问的重点 Yeah, that's. Uh, what is his next move, is what I was going to ask.
（脣语）记下来 (mouths) Write it down.
呃，他可能会使出更多的力量 Well, he'll probably try to appropriate more power.
你知道，他会把一些人揍得鼻青脸肿 You know, he'll hit somebody on their own turf.
总体来说，他会从小处开始 Basically he'll start out small.
然后慢慢做大，直到顶峰 And then he'll work his way up to the top.
这就是85年约翰·高蒂对保罗·卡斯特利亚诺所做的事情 That's what John Gotti did to Paul Costellano in '85.
-有效果么？ -当然 -And it worked? -Yes.
哇呜，看看你啊 Wow, look at you.
你知道的真多 You really know a lot about this stuff.
而且这么的甜美可人 And you're lovely and beautiful.
我一直在想 I was just sitting here, thinking.
你为什么仅仅追求...呃... Why are you only pursuing this in your, uh...
加藤，帮我想想该怎么说，呃... Kato, help me out here, uh....
暮光 Twilight.
-暮光之城？ -耶 -Twilight? -Yeah.
我，我刚看过这部电影，但我不明白... I, I saw the movie but I don't see how...
哦，不，不，不是那个意思 Oh no, no, not like that.
我并不是指那部电影 Not, not like the movie.
如果拿电影举例的话，应该是... I guess if we were doing movies, it would be more like...
呃，“茧” Uh, Cocoon.
或者，其他与之类似的东西 Or, something like that.
在人暮年的时候 Later in ones years.
什么，我才36岁 What, I'm only 36.
（耳语）36？ (Whispers) Thirty six?
我了个操，太疯狂了 Holy shit, that's crazy.
我觉得你顶多31岁 我都不知道我可以雇佣36岁的员工 I thought you were like 31 tops. I didn't know we can hire 36 year olds.
我们必须加造个斜坡楼梯，是吧？ We'll have to build a ramp, huh?
为什么，为什么现在建？ Why, why now?
她不想告诉你呗 She doesn't want to tell you.
我想你语言混乱了吧，加藤 I don't think you know what you're talking about, Kato.
不，加藤先生是对的 No, Mr. Kato is right.
谈论这些东西 我觉得很不舒服 I do not feel comfortable discussing this.
你是不是在暗示 我并不适合做你的临时秘书？ And if this means I am not going to be your temp any longer?
那我表示抱歉... Then I'm sorry, it's...
我正是想表达这个意思 That's exactly what it means.
-是啊 -OK，谢谢你 -Yep. -Okay, thank you.
因为你现在是我的正式秘书啦！ 'Cause you are now my permanent secretary.
我向你解释一下，丽诺尔 Here is what has gone down, Lenore.
你像我展示了两样东西 You've displayed two things.
两颗乳球 Balls.
我所喜欢的，正是我女人身上的 And there's one thing I like on my women.
（耳语）乳球 (Whispers) It's balls.
请你当我的正式秘书吧 Please be my permanent secretary.
你在开玩笑么？ Are you kidding me?
我没开玩笑 这就是我的行事风格 I'm not kidding. This is how I do it, this is how I roll.
每一天，一贯如此 Every day, all day.
我一直都是这样，相信我 I make it rain like this, okay.
你愿意为我工作么 I want you to come work for me.
请你说“我愿意”，说“我愿意” Just say yes. Just say yes.
-真的么？ -别想太多，说“我愿意” -Really? -Don't think, just say yes.
-OK，我愿意，是的 -谢谢你，太棒了！ -Okay, I'll do it, yes. -Thank you, yes!
-实在是太令人兴奋了 -很令人兴奋 -This is so exciting. -It is exciting.
-加藤先生，非常感谢 -别感谢他 -Mr. Kato thank you so much. -Don't thank him.
-他又没做什么 -谢谢你，我保证我不会让你失望的 -He did nothing. -Thank you, I promise I will not disappoint you.
-我想你一定不会的 -我会认真工作的 -I don't think you will. -I will definitely do research.
-很好，很好 -我会做实事校对、拼写校对 -Good, good. -I will do fact checking, spell checking.
-尽你所需 -非常好，那么... -Anything that you need. -Perfect, well...
建议你做些关于青蜂侠的研究 事实上那会很棒的 why don't you get started on more Green Hornet research. Actually that's perfect.
操！她太性感了！ Bam! She is hot!
真是太他妈的性感了 It's crazy how hot she is.
-小心被她听到 -你记下了她所说的话了么？ -She's listening. -Did you write down everything that she said?
-应该是的 -让我看看 -I think. -Let me see.
你个性欲狂 Pervert.
开始工作吧，加藤 Let's get to work, Kato.
好的，我有个计划 All right, we got a plan.
我们从小处着手，慢慢做大，直到顶峰 We start small, work our way up to the top.
很好 Okay.
我们需要一辆车 We'll need a car.
是他妈的啊，我们需要一辆车 Hell's yes, we'll need a car.
要有隐藏武器 With internal weapons.
-装甲 -酷钢圈，旋转的钢圈 -Armor. -Cool rims, spinning rims.
思乐冰饮料机 Slurpee machine.
播放着墨西哥舞曲的号角 A horn that plays La Cucaracha.
这辆车要彻头彻尾全副武装 It'll be loaded up the ass with cool shit.
-我能办到 -加藤，我希望你能帮我 -I can do that. -Kato, I want you to take my hand.
我还希望 你能和我一起冒险 And I want you to come with me on this adventure.
我会和你一起去的 I'll go with you.
但我不想触摸你 But I don't want to touch you.
OK，你并不需要牵我的手 Okay, you don't have to take my hand.
但是，你能和我一起去冒险么？ But will you come with me on this adventure?
*音乐* * The White Stripes: Blue Orchid*
*Something better than nothing, is giving up. You needed the something. *
*So I gave you the truth from showing up*
*How dare you*
*How old are you now anyway?*
*How dare you*
*How old are you now anyway?*
这条吧 This one.
这会迷死坏女人的 This will kill a bad girl.
*How dare you*
-加藤！ *How old are you now anyway?* -Kato!
走近点儿 Come closer.
我对这车有个想法 I have an idea for the car.
应急弹射座椅 Ejector seats.
应急弹射座椅 Ejector seats?
你不觉得是个绝妙的想法么？ You don't think it's a good idea?
-你好 -你好 -Hello. -Hello.
*歌曲：你有反应了...* *You got a reaction.*
*You got a reaction, didn't you?*
*You took a white orchid,*
*You took a white orchid, turned it blue*
*Something better than nothing.*
*Something better than nothing Is giving up*
*You needed the something*
*You got a reaction, didn't you?*
*You took a white orchid,*
*You took a white orchid, turned it blue.*
我现在非常兴奋 I'm so excited right now.
我等不急了 I can't wait.
啊，伙计，这他妈怎么回事？ Aw, man. What the hell?
看着点儿脚下 Watch your feet.
“黑美人的荣耀” The glory of the Black Beauty.
我日，太美了！ Damn. It's beautiful.
纯黑的 It's black.
哇呜 Wow.
难以置信！ Incredible.
哦，伙计，我们忘了一件非常重要的事情 Oh, dude. We're forgetting something very important.
看好了 Watch this.
这太疯狂了 That is so wicked.
*歌曲* *Coolio: Gangsta's Paradise*
*As I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Death,*
*I take a look at my life,*
*And realize there's nothing left,*
*'Cause I've been blasting and laughing so long*
*That even my momma thinks that my mind has gone.*
*Tell me why are we, so blind to see *
*That the ones we hurt, are you and me*
*Been spending most our lives living in the Gangs.....*
我们去哪儿？ Where are we going?
我不知道啊，我以为你知道呢 I have no idea, I thought you knew.
哦，好吧，我有个想法 Oh, Okay. I got an idea.
好吧 Okay.
里德先生的办公室 Mr. Reids' office.
（淫荡的声音） 我在偷窥你哦 (Lecherous voice) I'm looking at you.
-什么？ -我开玩笑啦 -What? -I'm totally joking.
我是布里特·里德 Britt Reid, calling.
还在忙活呢？ Burning the candle at both ends, I see.
凯丝先生不会抱怨么？ Wouldn't Mr. Case be upset with that?
你没有老公？ There is no Mr. Case.
我打电话不是来闲扯的 Well that's not why I'm calling.
我打你电话的目的是，呃 I'm actually calling because, uh.
看过所有青蜂侠的研究资料了么？ Remember seeing all that Green Hornet research?
预测一下他下一步会做什么吧 You know, predicting what he might do next.
如果可以的话发传真过来吧，我要青蜂侠的犯罪线路图 If you could just send us that. Those crime maps.
-哦，好的 -那将会非常有用 -Oh, yeah. -That would be really helpful.
-发传真过来吧 -好的，请稍等 -Just fax it on over. -Yes, hold on a second, please.
马上就发到你那儿 And it's coming right at you.
-如果还需要其他东西 -好的 -If you need anything else. -Okay.
-请尽管说 -很好 -You just let me know. -Perfect.
-谢谢你，拜拜 -Thank you, bye, bye.
她听起来很想我，我操太疯狂了 She wants me so bad, it's crazy.
-哦 -中南部 -Oh. -South Central.
耶，OK，我们有14个人要杀 Yeah. Okay, we got 14 homicides.
34次袭击 34 assaults.
116个毒品窝点 hundred and sixteen drug arrests.
仅仅这个月 This month.
听起来是青蜂侠登场的绝佳舞台啊 Sounds like a good place for the Green Hornet to make his debut.
我们上，加藤 Let's roll, Kato.
我们上 Let's roll.
这地方真偏东 This is really far east.
我从来没到过城市的这个地方 Never been in this part of town.
我觉得我们已经到地儿了，加藤 I think we're in the hood, Kato.
等等，等等，你觉得我们就从这开始？ Wait, wait. Do you think we start there?
是啊，就像丽诺尔所说的那样 Yeah. Just like Lenore said.
从小处着手，慢慢做大，直到顶峰 Start small, work our way up.
真的真的很紧张啊 This is really, really intense.
-难道，你不想干了？ -想干，想干，速战速决吧，免得老想临阵脱逃，好么？ -So, you don't want to do it? -I do, I do. We should just do it fast before we chicken out, okay?
-我才不会临阵脱逃 -谁知到你会不会 -I not going to chicken out. -Who knows you might chicken out.
我知道，就...就把车停在他旁边 I know, just...just pull up to them.
我不想说话 I don't want to talk.
什么，他们就在你旁边？ What, they're on your side.
-别对我吼 -把车停下来... -Stop yelling at me. -Just pull it over and...
-我不太会说英语啊 -你就正在说英语啊 -I barely speak English. -You speak English right now.
-OK，好吧 -这太他妈愚蠢了 -Okay, fine. -This is so stupid.
哦，好吧 Oh, okay.
-冷静下来 -我很冷静 -Calm down. -I am calm.
-闭嘴，这太吓人了...你给我闭嘴！！ -Just shut up, this is scary....you shut up!! -Scary, you shut up!
-我要冷静下来 -我很冷静 -I'm just trying to be cool. -I am cool.
哟，你想找事么，伙计 Yo, you looking for that good stuff, man?
你好（西班牙语） Hola.
我是 青 蜂 侠 I am The Green Hornet.
我想和你们老板坐下来谈谈 And I would like to sit down with your boss.
坐你妈个头，婊子 Sit on this, bitch.
哦，天哪！ Oh, God!
快走！ Move on!
豆袋 豆袋他妈在什么地方？ Bean bags. Where the hell are the bean bags?
耶！ Yeah!
耶耶耶耶！ YEAAAAHH!
让我露一手给你看吧，加藤 Let me show you how it's done, Kato.
青蜂...侠...向你妈...问好！ Green...Hornet...said...hello.
吃我一脚 Eat my foot.
婊子 Bitch.
我呸 My nuts!
那他妈是什么玩意儿？ What the hell was that?
你为谁工作的...哦，死了 Who do you work fo..oh god.
你为谁工作的？ Who do you work for?
我操 Shit.
嘿！你过来，过来，过来 Hey! You come, come here, come here.
嘿，你为谁卖命的？ Hey, who do you work for?
查德诺夫斯基 Chudnofsky 我们都为他卖命 Same guy everybody works for.
-查德-什么-斯基？ -查德 诺夫 斯基 -Chud-what-ski? -Chudnofsky
这名字真他妈傻× What kind of dumb name is that?
-查德诺夫斯基 -在哪儿能找到他，嗯？ -Chudnofsky -Where do you get the shit you sell for him, huh, where?
我永远不会告诉你的 I'll never tell you that.
哦真的吗？ Oh really, never.
查德诺夫斯基要踢我们的屁股了，伙计 我们今晚就要完工 Chudnofsky's on our ass guys. We've got to get the shit done tonight.
你们被劫了！ You've just been stung.
耶~ Yeah.
你 You.
现在这城市是我的了 This is my town, now.
我叫“青蜂侠” My name is 'The Green Hornet'.
嗨你好，很高兴见到你 Hello there, nice to meet you.
你好，你怎么样了？ Hello, how's it going?
呃，不管怎样 Uh, anyway.
告诉你们老板 青蜂侠向他致敬 Tell your boss, The Green Hornet sends his regards.
哦伙计 Dude.
你搞砸了我的实验室，伙计 You broke my lab, man.
耶，我对此非常抱歉 Yeah, I'm sorry about that.
全他妈给我烧了，加藤 Let's burn this mother down, Kato.
给我解释一下，特百先生 Explain yourself, Mr. Tupper.
那家伙太疯狂了，我操 The guy was crazy, man.
他开着车破墻而入！ I mean he drove a car through a wall.
那车看起来就像辆坦克 那东西还会喷火！ The thing was like a half-tank or something. There was fire coming out of the thing.
还有呢？ And?
哦耶，他我一张卡片 Oh yeah, he gave me this.
他说“这城市归他了” He said that this is his town now.
一个穿着诡异家伙闯了进来 你们就被吓成狗了？ A man comes in, in a rented costume and you shit your pants?
听着，相信我 Look, trust me.
一个...粗壮的戴着面具的男人 A guy...grown man wearing a mask.
真他妈比穿套装的还吓人 Is a little bit scarier than a guy wearing a suit.
你意思说你对自己的套装不满意？ You're not pleased with my suit?
难道扛不住他带来的恐惧？ Does it fail to fill you with fear?
很抱歉，但我没有任何冒犯的意思 I'm sorry, I didn't mean any disrespect.
你知道吗？ 我穿着这套装杀了多少人？ Do you have any idea how many great people I've killed in my suit?
-我喜欢你的套装 -我也是 -I like your suit. -Me too.
我想说的就是这个事儿 Now this is exactly what I was talking about.
我看起来并不比戴绿面具的蠢货更可怕 I'm not as scary as some idiot in a green mask.
放马过来吧 Come on!
你说你想找门生意干？ You say they want to take business.
这家伙掌管了洛杉几城最大的6家安非他命实验室 Now this guy ran six of the biggest meth labs in L.A.
就因为那个青蜂侠，他死了 Now because of that Hornet, he's dead.
这门生意受到了影响 Business affected.
我们接到了有关青蜂侠的3个消息 Well I've got three reports of the Green Hornet shooting on a red light here.
我接到一对老夫妇提供的线索 说青蜂侠帮了他们 I have an elderly couple that claims that the Green Hornet gave them the finger.
青蜂侠和他的司机 在中南部与帮派分子展开了搏击 The Green Hornet and his Chauffeur in a fist fight with gang members in south central.
青蜂侠引起群众热议 The Green Hornet raises a lot of questions.
众所周知 帮派斗争 在近几年有愈演愈烈的趋势 We all know that gang proliferation has been rising in the last few years.
OK，回家再讨论吧，我要上瑜伽课去了 Okay, that'll be homework. I got a Yoga class.
不管怎样，明天的头条和概要都得这样写 Anywho, bottom line. Headlines people. Get this story out there.
大街上的暴力事件会继续蔓延么？ Will the violence continue to spill out onto the streets?
警方会对青蜂侠做出什么举措？ What are the police doing about him?
在青蜂侠的帮助下.点点点.群众会幸福安康么 Is anyone safe at the mercy of dot-dot-dot, The Green Hornet.
我用省略号省略的内容 你们给我填满了就行 And I want those dots, I want dots in the paper.
里德先生，你不感觉 这好像有宣泄情绪的意思在里面 Mr. Reid, do you understand that's kind of hitting it delicately?
-没有 -斯坎伦检察官的整个选举 -No. -That D.A. Scanlon's entire reelection,
他的立足根本在于让治安平稳 platform is based on him cleaning up the streets.
我知道你们和斯坎伦相识 那么如果你们想... I know you guys are acquaintances. So if you want to...
哦，这是个绝妙的想法 你应该利用一下 Oh, actually that's a great idea. You should use that.
写篇文章吧 Write an article about that.
就连斯坎伦检察官都在天灾的脚下颤抖 Even D.A. Scanlon is quivering at the feet of this scourge.
一定要用“天灾”这个词儿 Use the word, 'scourge'.
写篇关于这个的文章吧 Write an article about that.
-布里特，我能和你聊一小会儿么？ -当然 -Britt, can I talk to you for a second? -Yeah.
听着，我知道你想尽力 Look, I know what you're tying to do here.
把这份报纸弄成八卦娱乐的东西 但这不会有好处的 Turn this newspaper into some kind of discothue. But it's not going to work.
我知道自己在做什么，我的秘书也很聪明，伙计 That's now what I'm doing. She's a brainy broad, dude.
这是个严肃的问题 This is a serious matter.
我们刊登的每一条消息，都是有影响力的 For every line that we print, there's repercussions.
必须有人对此负责 Somebody has to take responsibilities.
-现在我是责任人 -好吧，我才不怕那些杂种 -That's me! -Well, I'm not afraid of these bastards.
你也不应该害怕 And you shouldn't be either.
他们的头头是丹尼尔，现在贴在墻上供人瞻仰 Their leader was Daniel, he made it to the wall.
这些记者全因为在毒品战争中 随意乱写而惨遭毒手 They killed for wanting and speculating on the drug war.
这恰好就是你和你的女朋友 现在所做的事情 That's exactly what you and your little girlfriend are doing.
我知道你会认为我的经验 连屁都不算 I know that you think my experience ain't a worth shit.
但是你爸以前就很听我的话 你也应该这样 But your father used to listen to me. So should you.
这就是我想刊登的内容 This is the story I want to run.
我意已决，如果你还想跟我混下去的话 I'm going with it, and if you are fortunate enough to be still with us.
那家伙叫什么，丹尼尔·沃...沃提拉，沃提拉...沃-特-莱？ It's what, Daniel Ver...vertila, Vertila...Ver-te-lie?
沃-特-莱，他做了自己想做的事情 Ver-tel-lie, it's what he would have wanted, too.
好吧 Okay.
故事就这样写，大伙儿们 That's the story, team.
就这样写！ Run it!
布里特·里德，我来负责 Britt Reid, out true.
*歌曲* *Van Halen: Feel Your Love Tonight*
*Alright!*
Zzzzzp, zzzp.
*We're gettin' funny in the back of my car*
*I'm sorry honey if I took you just a little too far, yes*
我要这蜂货不得好死！ I want this Hornet guy!
*Uh too, too far*
*So I, I told the fellas out behind the bar*
*So let me tell you honey just how fine you are, yes*
*I guess you are*
*You see I'm beggin' you pleeease*
*beggin' on, beggin' on my knees*
*Sayin' I can't wait to feel your love....* 等等，别，别，别！ -Wait, don't, don't, don't!
我们被相机拍下来了 Camera got us.
什么鸟相机？ What camera?
青蜂侠和他戴面具的助手 在南部地区造成了一系列的混乱 The Green Hornet and his masked accomplish started major trouble in the southland today.
-加藤，我们回家啦 -是啊 -Kato, is in the house. -Yes.
我刚刚检查过电子邮箱 I just checked the Hornet mail.
没啥新鲜东西，但是群众会被震惊的 Nothing new, but they'll be a knocking.
-听起来蛮不错啊 -耶 -Sounds great. -Yeah.
-我有东西要送你 -真的？ -I have something for you. -Really?
酷毙了 Awesome.
亲爱的布里特 Dear Britt,
你是我的，xiongdi？ xiongdi是什么东西？ You are my, xiongd?. What's xiongd??
兄弟 Brother.
真不错啊 That's awfully nice.
我从来都没有兄弟，伙计 我想要个兄弟 I've never had a brother, man. I've always wanted one.
哇 Whoa!
这他妈是什么玩意儿？ What the hell is this?
一把气枪 It's a gas gun.
青蜂侠专用枪！ Your Hornet gun!
-一把气枪？ -是啊 -A gas gun? -Yeah.
为啥不是把子弹枪？ Why not a gun, gun?
我们的敌人都用子弹枪 Our enemies have gun, guns.
什么，我不明白，这些是啥东西？ What, I don't understand, why, what are these?
这什么？着什么玩意儿？ 玻璃球？ What is this? What are these? These paint balls?
不是，它们充满了瓦斯气体 No, these are filled with knock-out gas.
这太疯狂了，你的武器呢？ That is insane. Where's yours?
你有武器么？ 你是不是有个纯黑版的气枪？ Do you have one? Do have a black version or something?
不，只有你有 No, just you.
-你没有？ -没有 -No? -No.
为什么没有？为什么只有我有？ Well why not? Why just me?
你，你很特别啊 You, you're so special.
我知道我很特别， 但是也不能我一个人持枪啊 I know I'm special, but how come I'm the only one with a gun?
因为你没有足够的作战经验 Because you don't have much fighting experience.
所以我觉得你需要把枪 So I thought you needed a gun.
好吧，说实话，这听起来像是在侮辱我，伙计 Well, I'll be honest, that's a little insulting, man.
我以为我们水平已经差不多了 I mean I thought we were both bad asses the other night.
我踢了那家伙的脸3次 还记得么？我踢了他的脸 I kicked that guy in the face like three times, remember? I kicked him in the face.
-好吧，我...我记得 -耶 -Yeah, I...I remember. -Yeah.
这把枪让你看起来很帅 It makes you look cool.
我难道还需要更帅么？ I need to look cool now?
什么情况 你不是说过我打扮得想皮条客？ What the hell? You said my outfit was pimp.
我想起来了，“皮条客”这个词儿 对你来说有点儿古怪 I remember thinking, that's a weird word for him to use, pimp.
但你说过，我打扮得酷毙了 But you said it, you said it was pimp.
-确实很酷 -是啊 -It is pimp. -Yeah.
青蜂侠专用枪仅仅是个辅助道具 The Hornet gun is just an accessory.
-辅助道具 -是啊 -An accessory. -Yeah.
好吧，那你一定需要...需要一副双截棍 Well then, you need...you need nun chucks then.
如果你不喜欢的话，就别要了 If you don't like it, don't use it.
不，让我试试...怎么用的？ No, let me...how does it work?
操！ Shit!
起效了 It works.
加藤！ 加藤！ KATO! Kato!
我在这儿 Over here.
嘿，你醒了啊 Hey, you're awake.
他妈的发生了什么？ What the hell, what happened to me?
发生了什么？ 发生了什么？ What's happening? What happened?
你误射了自己的脸，误射 You shot yourself in the face, by mistake.
我...我...我睡了几个小时了？现在几点？ Ho...ho..how long was I out? What time is it?
两点 Two o'clock.
哦，睡的时间不长嘛，我觉得 Oh, that's not so bad, I guess.
星期四了 On Thursday.
星期四？你开玩笑的吧...现在不是星期一？ It's Thursday, are you kid...it's not Monday right now?
不是，很抱歉 No, I'm sorry.
你给我穿的尿裤？ Did you put this diaper on me?
我错过了什么事情么？ Well what did I miss?
没啥大事，真的 Nothing, really.
我做了了几辆黑美人 I did some work on the Black Beauties.
几辆？ Beau-tie's?
我了个操！ Holy crap.
备用的 Back-ups.
你他妈怎么在4天就？ How the hell did you do this in four days?
已经11天了 It's been eleven days.
哇，11天？ Whoa, eleven days?
什么，你开玩笑的吧？ What, are you kidding me?
我睡着了，我昏迷了，我操 I wasn't sleeping. I was in a coma, dick.
现在好了，我修正了青蜂侠气枪 But it's okay now. I fixed the Hornet gas.
瓦斯只会持续一个小时 The gas only lasts one hour.
我能看看么？ Can I see it?
-可以，但是这次小心点儿 -我会小心的，我只想看看它 -Okay, but be careful this time. -I'll be careful, I just want to look at it.
我就想看一下下... Just give to me for one second and I'll just...
1小时之后见 See you in a hour.
-里德先生 -嘿 -Mr. Reid. -Hey.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
很高兴你能康复 I'm so glad you're feeling better.
我听说“传染性单核细胞增多症”很严重呢 I heard that Mono is the worst.
单细胞核症？ Mono?
耶，好吧，呃，比起疱疹好要多了，不是么？ Yeah, well it's uh, better than herpes, right?
-这是你的讯息 -谢谢 -Here are you messages. -Thank you.
这是一些会议的草案，我想和你一起立项 I have some meeting's I'd like to set up with you.
好的，好，很好 Okay, cool, great.
这是你要我做的研究 Here is the research that you asked for.
唔，青蜂侠，我喜欢 Oooo, Green Hornet, me likee.
斯坎伦检察官来电，他说 要亲自和您谈谈 D.A. Scanlon called, he said that he really needs to speak to you.
无聊 Boring.
我来看看这东西 Let me look at this stuff.
我想我们下班可以去吃一顿 或者喝个小酒，释放一下精力 Thought maybe we could go to dinner, or get a drink. Blow off some steam.
好啊，我很乐意 Yeah, I would love to.
那么 So.
很好，我会按时应约的 Perfect, I'll be there.
哦，你太强大了 That was awesome.
嘿，加藤！ Hey, Kato!
能帮我煮杯咖啡么？ Can you make me some coffee.
我知道你没带煮咖啡的机器来 但不管怎么样你都能做好的 I know you don't have your whole operations set up. Whatever you can whip up will be great.
丽诺尔你喝过这坏蛋煮的咖啡么？ Lenore have you had this little bastards coffee?
确实很完美 'Cause it is, scrumdiddlyumptious.
这是唯一描述他煮的咖啡的方法，你也来杯么？ The only way to describe it. You want a cup?
我就不用了，谢谢你 I'm fine, thank you.
那就只来一杯咖啡吧，加藤 So that's just one cup of coffee, Kato.
呃，有一家餐厅 So, there's this restaurant.
只开设在圣费尔南多谷 That just opened in the San Fernando valley,
名字叫做La Maison de lavuad（法语） and it's called, La Maison de lavuad.
吃饭的过程中 周围的环境是彻底的黑暗 And the whole thing, you eat your meal in total darkness.
因此在极度昏暗的环境，每咬一口 就像在嘴里享受性高潮 So with your deprived sight, each bite is like a orgasm in your mouth.
-我觉得这家餐厅 -这里是里德先生的办公室 -And I was thinking maybe it would be. -Mr. Reid's office.
我是斯坎伦检察官，我找布里特·里德 This is D.A. Scanlon calling for Britt Reid, please.
你好先生，我知道您一直在找他 Hello sir, yes I'm aware you've been calling.
但他，他患上了“传染性单核细胞增多症” He's, he's had Mono.
我帮你看看他来上班了么 可能以后才有机会找到他 Well let me take a look. Maybe there's a good chance we can work that out later.
-哇 -如果你再敢让我给你煮咖啡 -Ow! -If you ever tell me to get you coffee again.
我会把你揍得鼻青脸肿 I'll beat the shit out of you.
你干嘛？ 你吃错药了么？ What are you? What is wrong with you, are you crazy?
这是我们的计划啊，你理应给我打下手 This is our plan. You're suppose to work for me.
你还帮我做过印尼果汁呢 You got me a java juice.
我们应该是对兄弟，伙计 我们应该是对 Xiong Di（中文） We're suppose to be bothers, man. We're suppose to be Shon-dee.
你到底怎么了？ What happened with that?
-啊？ -我很抱歉 -Huh? -I'm sorry.
你当然应该抱歉 You should be sorry.
我知道当超人内心一定会很纠结 I know it's complicated being super heroes,
当超人鸭梨也是相当的大 and there's a lot of stress involved with that.
但是别发疯好么 别发疯，好么？ But you don't got to freak out about it, do you, okay?
我要喝奶香咖啡了 I'll have the coffee au lait.
我开玩笑的，我完全是开玩笑的 I'm joking. I'm totally joking.
你还在生我的气么，加藤？ You're still mad at me, Kato?
-没有 -很好 -No. -Good.
你本来就不该生气 'Cause you shouldn't be, anyway.
丽诺尔怎么了？在我面前她变得很古怪 What's up with Lenore. Is she acting weird around me?
没有啊，怎么了？ No, why?
我非常、非常喜欢她 I like, like her.
但我粘不上她，她变得完全无法接近 And I can't nail her. She's completely unnailable.
我意思是说，这太恐怖了 我不知道做什么好 It's I mean, it's a terrible fact. I don't know what to do.
她又不喜欢你 She doesn't like you.
你为啥还要强求 Why would you even want her?
确实，也许她不喜欢我 还没到那种程度 I do, maybe it's because she doesn't like me. Isn't that sick.
但她会喜欢我的 That could be it.
女人真是个负担，加藤 Girls are such a drag, Kato.
感谢上帝我们还拥有彼此 Thank god we have each other.
嘿，我们开始疯狂一夜吧 Hey, I'm calling a boys night.
你觉得呢，嗯？ What do you say, huh?
你干嘛？ What are you doing?
我不知道你有出行的计划啊 我要和一个朋友出去喝杯酒 I didn't know you wanted to hang out. I'm going for a drink with a friend.
朋友，谁啊，告诉我 Friend, who, come on?
托尼 Tony.
托尼？ Tony?
我们一起才快乐啊 Well have fun.
-你想试试么？ -不 -You want to try? -No.
弹黑键 Hit the black key.
-真的？ -对 -Really? -Yeah.
好，我来试试，弹哪个键？ Okay, I'll give it a try. Which one?
你知道么，这个叫青蜂侠的东西 很疯狂，不是么？ You know this uh, Green Hornet thing is just crazy, isn't it?
我意思是说，我一直都在想 I mean it's all I can think about sometimes.
我感觉和他观点相一致 I feel really in tuned with it.
就像和十二宫杀手一起的那个家伙 Kind of like that guy with the Zodiac killer.
你怎么看待黑衣男人？ What about the man dressed in black?
强尼·卡什？ Johnny Cash?
不是，他的搭档 No. His partner.
他的搭档？不，我不觉得他是，他的搭档 His partner? No I don't think that, that's his partner.
也许仅仅是他雇佣的恶棍 It's probably just some thug that he hired.
总之他们都会很快死掉的 Anyhow they'll both be dead in no time.
-嗯？ -耶 -Hmm? -Yeah.
-为什么？ -因为 -Why? -Because.
因为青蜂侠太惹人注意了 The Green Hornet's been attracting way to much attention.
不管谁和他合作都会疲惫的 Whoever is in charge is going to get tired of it.
让他帮很多忙 Call him in to try and make a deal with him.
最后杀了他，这就是87年高蒂对孟加拉所做的事情 Then kill him. It's what Gotti did to Mengala in '87.
两个星期，顶多合作两个星期 这是我给的期限 Two weeks, two weeks tops. That's what I give them.
-两个星期 -全死 -Two weeks. -Dead.
你别这样 You're not going to like this.
我们对他所知甚少 But we got nothing.
就像青蜂侠并不存在一样 It's like the Green Hornet didn't exist.
没人和他做过交易 Nobody's done a deal with him. Nobody's done time with him.
根本没人听说过他 Nobody's ever heard of him.
他就像凭空冒出来的一样 It's like he came out of thin air.
是啊，我想说的是 Yeah, and I gotta say.
他为其他帮派树立了很坏的榜样 He's setting a bad example for the other gangs.
我今天一早去见了亚美尼亚人，他们说... I met with the Armenians early today, they told me....
如果青蜂侠是独立的 我们也要独立 if the Hornet is independent. They want to be independent too.
亚美尼亚人真的这样说了？ The Armenians truly said that?
我听说韩国人也这样说了 And I heard rumors the Koreans are talking the same.
哪个韩国人？ Which Korean?
金姆 Kim.
金姆？ Kim?
不，金姆不会这么说的 No, Kim never said that.
我们一起做了25年的生意 我们是朋友 We've been doing business for twenty five years. We're friends.
很抱歉老板 I'm sorry boss.
真不可思议 That's just shocking.
也许我们应该去给他们一些教训 让他们闭嘴 Maybe we should go down there and teach them to keep their mouths shut.
不，不，不 No, no, no.
我应该亲手杀了金姆，他是我的朋友 I should kill Kim myself. He's a friend.
我也会杀了亚美尼亚人 这会让我感觉好一些 And I'll kill the Armenians, too. It would make me feel better.
等等，等等！啊啊啊！ Wait, wait! AAAAH!
很好，那青蜂侠怎么办？ Great, what about, The Hornet?
里德 Reid.
你在这儿干嘛呢？ What you doing here?
猜一猜，你个狗娘养的 Guess what, you son of a bitch?
我们收到邮件了 We got mail.
我们收到邮件了！ We got Hornet mail!
他终于给我们发邮件了，终于！ He emailed, it happened.
快过来，看看，过来 Come here, look, come here.
看，看，看 Look, look, look.
青蜂侠 （耳语）指的是我 Green Hornet. (Whispers) Me.
安非他命实验室被你毁得不错嘛 喔！ Good job on the Meth lab. Uhh!
这实验室很费钱 我早想关闭了 The place was costing me money and I wanted to shut it down anyway.
那玩意儿是负资产 让我们谈谈能互利共赢的生意 That's B.S. Lets talk about another business venture that could be mutually beneficial.
明天见 Please meet tomorrow.
在市中心第5大街旁的空地上见面 At the lot on 5th and Union in downtown.
下午4点整 At 4 p.m.
青蜂侠的另一次大冒险 Another adventure for, The Green Hornet,
还有他那不知名的助手 and his nameless side kick.
我们应该做好计划 Looks like we got some planning to do.
这可能是个陷阱 It could be a trap.
我听说87年高蒂杀了孟加拉 I heard Gotti killed Mangala in '87.
你从哪儿听来的？ Where did you hear that from?
历史频道 The History channel.
哦好吧 Oh yeah.
我们现在不去市中心考察一下么？ Should we go downtown now and check it out?
呃，没必要，我有信心 Uh, no. That's cool, I got that covered.
你把武器都装备到车子上就OK了 You just fill up the car with weapons and stuff like that, okay.
那么，你想一个人定计划？ So, you're just going to come up with the plan by yourself?
对头~ Bingo.
我觉得这样做并不理智 I don't know if that's the best idea.
-因为你本身就不理智，加藤 -你什么意思？ -'Course you don't, Kato. -What's that mean?
哦，我意思是说，呃 Oh, it means that you, uh
你是个空手道好手 想干啥就干啥 think your an awesome karate dude that can do anything,
我就是个无能的蠢蛋 and I'm an incompetent schmuck.
谁他妈用得着射出屁的枪 我就这个意思 Who needs a gun that shoots farts at people. That's what that means.
我强调，我们必须合作 I'm just saying, we should do this together.
我强调，你回家吃奶吧 I'm just saying, you should go home.
你回家睡觉吧，明天你就能执行... You should go to sleep, so tomorrow you could process...
我那天衣无缝的计划 MY incredible plan.
好 Fine.
这太扯蛋了 This is so stupid.
我们已经给那家伙下马威了 We've pissed this guy off.
但现在却要去他的地盘去“会见”他 Now we are walking into a meeting on his turf.
这是我们最后一次踏上他们的地盘 We walked into their turf last time.
猜猜怎么样？ 我们会把他们踢出这片儿地盘 And guess what? We kicked the living crap out of them.
到时候所有人都会知道 戏弄青蜂侠的下场 And, everyone knows what happens when you fool with a Hornet.
你会被蛰伤的 You get stung.
被蛰伤？什么意思？ You get stung, what does that mean?
这又不是玩游戏，布里特 It's not a game, Britt.
你会把我们都害了 And you are going to get us killed.
如果你不喜欢我的计划 那就退出吧 If you don't like my plan, you do not have to be a part of it.
你那个计划能叫计划么 I don't even think you have a plan.
我确实做了计划，只是没告诉你而已 I do have a plan, I just haven't told it to you yet.
非常绝妙的计划 And it's amazing.
OK？你到底是加入呢？ 还是临阵逃脱，婊子？ Okay? So are you in? Or are you chickening out like a, bitch?
你他妈才是婊子 You are a bitch.
现在别吵，加藤，别吵，在这儿转弯 Not now, Kato. Not now, turn in here.
往那里开，戴上面具，加藤，戴面具 To there, game faces Kato, game faces.
我告诉你计划，你拿着这个，戴在耳朵里 Here's the plan. You take this thing, you put it in your ear.
你能从手机里听到外面的情况 我把手机别在胸口了 You listen in on my phone, which I've taped on my chest.
明白么，当我说出暗号的时候 See, when I say the secret word,
暗号是“君士坦丁堡” which is 'Constantinople'.
我会把他们踢翻 你准备发射导弹 I'll kick Yoda in the nuts, you blow them up with the missiles.
哇！拐弯，倒回去，走，走，OK Whoa! Turn, get back, go, go. Okay.
这并不是计划中的一部分 This is not part of the plan.
我们被夹成饼了 We're sandwiched.
看吧，迅雷不及掩耳盗铃 And so, thunder strikes lightly.
千万别慌张 Don't get all panicky.
我们现在千万别慌张 The worst thing we can do right now is panic.
让我思考一下 Just let me think.
OK，别慌，我会把我们都弄出去的，OK Okay, don't worry. I'll get us out of here, okay.
别担心，我们会出去的，傻× Not to worry, we'll get it done, asswipe.
积极地态度一定会引导我们出去的，伙计 Well with that attitude we will come out, man.
我感觉很闷，加藤 I'm getting claustiphobic, Kato.
别急，让我想想 Okay, let me think.
-哦，不，我快窒息了 -听着，听着 -Oh, no. I can't breath. -Listen, listen.
我们被活埋了，我们彻底被活埋了 We're buried, we are totally buried.
没事，别慌 Okay, okay.
你干嘛？ What are you doing?
不成鬼，便成人 I am killing us, or saving us.
哇，哇，导弹发射就绪 这是你的计划？ Whoa, whoa, missiles armed. That's your plan?
你会把我们炸到天上的，加藤 You're going to blow us up, Kato.
这可不是个好计划，取消发射，伙计 That's not a good plan, disarm them, man.
我们可以走了么？ Shall we part?
帮我节省点儿炸弹好么 Would you save those bombs for me.
智利！ Chili!
他们杀了他，他们杀了智利！ They killed him. They killed Chili.
我们走 Lets fly.
快跑 Let's run.
这灌木丛里有荆棘，停下来 There's thorns in these bushes. Stop.
这玩意儿没瞄准器 This thing has no aim.
-真差劲 -你射不准怪谁 -That sucks. -You have no aim.
当心！ Watch!
什么？ What?
我砸坏窗户，你往里面射击 I smash window, you shoot in.
人不为己天诛地灭 Every man for himself.
没门 No way.
去死！ DIE!
我操！ Shit!
你现在还会小看我么？ So you're just going to ignore me now? Is that it?
你就像个小屁孩儿 Like a baby.
回家吃奶去吧 Go home and eat some baby food, maybe.
喝点儿牛奶 Drink some milk.
你怎么说话不像小屁孩儿啊，“妈妈，咕咕” Why don't you talk like a baby. Mama, goo goo.
你个小屁孩儿 You baby.
哇哇，哇哇 Wahhh, wahhh.
小屁孩儿 Baby!
爆炸是那辆车所引起的 Somehow explosions was triggered from that vehicle.
-车辆彻底损毁但是 -你个J8杂种 -Destroying it but ... -Dick weed.
好吧，现在你也这样叫我 Okay, you're calling me that too, now.
人们一直这样叫我 都不新鲜了，好不？ I know people call me that. That's not a surprise to me, that's not a mystery, okay.
好吧，你一整天都在骂我 一直都这样 Well, you say the real thing to me all day, every day.
这可不是搭档之间说的话 It's not a partners word.
我们本来就不是搭档 We are not partners.
我是英雄，你只是给我打杂的 I'm the hero, you're my sidekick.
这才是事实 That's what this is.
我是独立人，你是小喽囉 I'm Indie, you're Short Round.
我是西蒙...你是葛芳柯 Simon...Garfunkle.
我是史酷比...你是... Scooby...Do.
别再恬不知耻了好么 没有我，青蜂侠就是一坨屎 Stop fooling yourself. The Green Hornet is nothing without me.
是我 制作了瓦斯枪 I made the knock out gas.
我独自一人 设计和制造了黑美人 I alone designed and build the Black Beauty.
我就一点儿忙都没帮么？ And I didn't help, at all?
-哦，弹射座椅？ -对啊 -How, ejector seats? -Exactly.
那玩意儿纯属扯蛋 What a great idea.
你之所以能成为青蜂侠 You may have started this Green Hornet thing.
完全因为你对你父亲的厌恶 Because of how much you hated your father.
-你就是个自大狂 -我知道 -You're an egomaniac. -I know.
和你父亲一个德性 Exactly like your father.
你就是个嫉妒的小可怜虫 You are a jealous, pathetic little man.
-你行 -耶 -Fine. -Yeah.
你看看你和丽诺尔关系怎么样了？ You're doing great with Lenore.
你什么意思？ What the hell does that mean?
啊，你不能少管闲事么？ Ah, don't you walk away on that.
什么？你和她有一腿了？ 我猜的没错吧 What? You're charming her pants off? That's what I'm suppose to believe.
不，你那手势真淫荡 No, that is a filthy gesture.
你知道我喜欢她 我居然信任了你，加藤 You know I like her. I confided in you, Kato.
我，我居然信任了你 I, I trusted you.
我告诉过你我喜欢她 I told you I liked her.
你对能动的东西都很喜欢吧？ You hit on everything that moves.
我很奇怪，你怎么还没喜欢我呢 I'm amazed, you haven't hit on me yet.
如果你还这样跟我讲话，加藤 If you keep talking like this, Kato.
我要揍扁你丫的 I'm going to beat the living shit out of you.
你知道我的厉害 Just so you know.
放马过来啊 I like to see you try.
你就是个流氓痞子 You're a yuppie whimp,
我是个从小流浪 身无分文的武术大师 and I'm a martial arts expert who grew up penniless on the streets.
你身无J8 从小流浪 You grew up penis-less on the streets.
有趣 Funny.
英雄揍助手了 Heroes beat sidekicks.
-第一回合 -别这样 -Period. -Don't do that.
-别这样？别戳你 -我警告你 -Don't do what? Don't poke you. -I'm warning you.
好吧，我打完了，忘了这事儿 我们和好如初 Okay. I'm done, forget that stuff, so we can fix this.
好吧好吧，你是对的 Okay, okay you're right.
你是对的 我们好好谈谈 You're right. Let's talk.
很抱歉 I'm sorry.
你个狗娘养的，加藤 Sacked you like a bitch, Kato.
过来 Come here.
你喜欢这个么，加藤，你喜欢么？ You like that, Kato. You like that.
当你戏耍青蜂侠的时候，你会被蛰伤的 You get stung when playing with a Hornet.
哦，上帝 Oh, god.
现在是你要被蛰伤了 Now I'm the guy that hurt you.
有种你试试 I'd like to see you try.
我被蒙起来了 什么都看不见 I can't see with this thing on.
你再敢碰她一下 You barely touched her.
我要碰你一下 I'll give you a touch.
好吧，让我们... Okay, let's...
你爽够了么？ You end this?
你太顽固不化了 You are so stubborn.
-感觉怎么样，喜欢么？ -不，我不喜欢 -How it feel, you don't like it? -No I don't like it.
-你喜欢 -不，我不喜欢，放开我 -You like it. -No, I don't like it, get off.
好的，我们可以结束了 Okay, now we can end this.
停下来，停下来，停下来 停，停，停，停！ Stop, just stop. Just stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
里德！ Reid!
等等 Wait.
救命 Help.
自己爬上岸 Get out of the pool.
滚出我的地盘儿 Get off my property.
永远都别回来 Never come back.
救命 Help.
我，不会游泳 I, can't swim.
求求你...里德 Please....Reid.
丽诺尔，是我 Lenore, it's me.
是我，加藤 It's me, Kato.
-你他妈干嘛？ -这一拳是因为你对布里特的欺骗 -What the hell? -That's for whatever lie you told Britt.
他说我是个大丑女 然后就把我炒了鱿鱼 He called me a skank and was mean to me, and then he fired me.
迟早被这白痴害死（中文）
智利是名令人倾佩的勇士 Chili was a fine warrior.
他活得有荣誉，有尊严 He was a man of honor and dignity.
我们必须向他致敬 We must show our respect.
我保证要血债血偿 I'm will assure him blood.
波沛，去吧 Popeye, go forth.
去散布这些消息 Take these words and spread them.
悬赏一百万美金 The bounty of one million dollars.
捉拿青蜂侠 The prey, The Green Hornet.
活要见人 Dead, if possible.
死要见尸 Alive, if necessary.
我不管他们要去哪 他们会做掉谁 I don't care where they have to go, or who they have to do.
我一定要拿下青蜂侠的人头 I want the head of The Green Hornet,
就今晚 and I want it tonight.
是的 Yes.
所有人，搜索青蜂侠 Everybody, chase the Hornet.
-我们要死尸 -好的 -We want him dead. -Right.
我想要了...你的命 I want to ... on your own life.
戴面具的家伙 The Masked one.
-杀了穿绿色的家伙，耶 -上 -Kill green, yeah. -Go.
-杀了戴面具的家伙 -用喇叭喊 -Kill the masked one. -Get on the horn.
-好的，我马上就去 -Alright I'll do it.
-青蜂侠，戴面具的 -一百万美金 -This Green Hornet, got a mask on. -One million dollars.
-明白 -很好 -Got it. -Right.
（都在议论如何抓到青蜂侠） (All talking on getting The Green Hornet.)
你没能杀掉青蜂侠，波沛 You failed to kill me the Hornet, Popeye.
我警告过你 I warned you about this.
你已经把事件彻底地激化 到了极点 You heightened this thing to a point where it had to reach some kind of climax.
好吧，你看吧 Well, here it is.
我希望你能及时觉醒 别给我添麻烦 I hope you realize now, you should stay out of my way.
别再插手这份报纸 Never run this paper.
昨晚整座城市发生了惨烈的一幕 所有身穿绿色服装的人 A gruesome scene last night as bodies were found all across the city. Everyone of them wearing green clothing.
帮我连线斯坎伦检察官的办公室，谢谢 D. A. Scanlon's office, please.
受害者们唯一的共同点就是着装打扮 The victims were unfamiliar, and it seems their only connection was in fact their choice of attire.
出于安全措施考虑，警方建议市民... As a safety precaution, police are advising citizens...
尽量不要穿绿色的服装 以免被犯罪分子误认为是目标 to avoid wearing the color green. So as not to be unwittingly targeted.
这是我的错 这就是我利用报纸所做的一切 This is my fault. This is what I did with this newspaper.
那又怎样，至少你努力了 令尊的在天英灵会理解你的 So what. At least you tried. Your Dad would have understood that.
听好，运营一家报纸公司是很辛苦的 Look, running a newspaper must be difficult.
我意思是，就像进行重新选举活动 如坐针毡 I mean, if it's anything like running a re-election campaign. It's got to be a pain in the ass.
很不幸，我觉得，呃... Fortunately I think, uh...
我们可以活得轻松一些 think we make each other's life easier.
-怎么做到？ -任何事情都有两面性 -How? -Well there are two sides to every story.
是啊 我意思是，有些群众他们夸大地认为 Right. I mean, there's some people, they see an event.
这起事件是个庞大的犯罪活动，你懂的 And they interpret it as this crime war, you know.
其他人看待这起事件 只是当做很小的孤立的事情 Other people see the same incident and the interpreter it as a small isolated event.
-是啊 -我想，我能... -Yeah. -I guess, I could...
帮你决定 help you decide.
这些事件的曝光度 How these incidents are exposed.
当然，以群众的利益为出发点 In the public interest, of course.
如果我们的合作能促使我事业成功 Now if this collaboration leads to ascertain my position.
我将会保证给你丰厚的回报 Well I will insure that you enjoy compensation in return.
什么类型的回报？ What kind of compensation?
弗拉克，你是说... Frank, are you...
你是说让我帮你做假新闻？ are you like saying you want me to slight up the news for you?
帮你重新竞选，是这个意思么？ For your re-election. Is that what this is?
我认为你需要我的帮助 I thought you needed my help.
我们，互利互助 We, help each other out.
我们都能发达 So that we can both get ahead.
这是双赢的 This is mutually beneficial.
OK，我明白了 Okay, I get it now.
你以前找过我父亲，被拒绝了 你觉得你能搞定我 You went to my Dad, he rejected your offer. And you feel you can just push me around.
这是你的意思？这是你的想法？ That's what this is? That's what you think?
不，我的意思是 你完全高估了你父亲的正直性 No, what I think is that you over value your Dad's integrity.
你给我立马滚出我的办公室 You get out of my office right this second.
这可能是你要找的东西 This might be what you're looking for.
谢谢 Thank you.
老板 Boss.
你在这儿干嘛呢？ 伙计们都在等着你呢 What are you doing up here? All the guys were waiting for you.
过来 Come here.
我正在思考 I've been doing some thinking.
我得到了一个启示 And I had a revelation.
那就是，我确实 What, I'm obsolete.
已经落后于时代的潮流 I'm a dinosaur.
不是我不吓人什么的 Not in the scary way, in the extinct way.
是该做出改变的时候了 And it's time for changes.
你知道么，是该获得一些...领导魅力的时候了 You know, it's time for me to gain some.....charisma.
你说什么我听不懂啊 I have no idea what you're talking about.
-什么？ -哈哈，我正在讲述一个主旨 -What? -Ha, ha. I'm talking about a motif.
一个主题 A theme.
一张面具 A mask.
也许外加炫酷的披肩 Perhaps a stylish cape.
我正在谈论“查德诺夫斯基”之死 以及“布拉德（血）诺夫斯基”的重生 I'm talking about the death of 'Chudnofsky' and the rebirth of 'Bloodnofsky'.
你觉得呢？ What do you say?
-说实话？ -当然 -Honestly? -Yeah.
我觉得这是我听过的最傻×的东西 I think that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
为什么傻×？ Why is that stupid?
一点儿都不傻× That's not stupid.
-就是很傻 -布拉德-诺夫-斯基 -Yes it is. -Blood-nof-sky.
我...我要穿红色的衣服 I...I was going to wear red.
鲜血般的颜色，懂么？ For blood, get it?
这很吓人 That's scary.
还很酷 And cool.
听好了 Get this.
“面具或血的红色，将是你看到的最后的颜色” "Be it my mask or blood, red will be the last color you'll ever see".
当我杀人之前 我会告诉他们 I say that to people when I kill them.
青蜂侠杀死了智利 The Green Hornet killed Chili.
我也少了颗眼球 I am minus an eyeball, here.
你不能告诉你手下 你已经丧失了血腥的理智了 You can't go and tell these guys that. They'll think you lost your bloody mind.
我感觉你得了更年期综合症了 I think you're having a midlife crisis here.
说实话，你开始吓着我了 Seriously, you're starting to scare me.
想知道一个秘密吗？ Want to know a secret?
我要吓着我自己了 I'm starting to scare myself.
先生们 Gentlemen.
布拉德诺夫斯基的统治 从今晚开始 The reign of Bloodnofsky starts tonight.
嘿 Hey.
-滚出去！ -对不起 -Get out of here! -I'm sorry,
你干什么，不是认真的吧？ What are you doing, seriously.
听着，请你听我说 Look, please. Just listen to me.
加藤对我们说谎了，OK Kato lied about us, okay.
你应该在炒了我之前 就先知先觉的 You should have found that out before you just go and fire me.
-你们没发生什么？ -没有 -Nothing happened? -No.
哦，感谢上帝，我就知道 我就知道你们没发生什么 Oh thank god. I knew it, I knew nothing happened.
那个败类 That ass.
他说你和他做了 He said you did this.
什么？做了什么？ What, what is that?
-我不知道，但我知道那是个谎言 -真恶心 -I don't know, but I knew it was a lie. -That's disgusting.
确实恶心，但这并不是我来的目的，听着 我要你回来继续为我工作 It's gross. That's not why I'm here, look. I need you to come back and work for me.
你让我做什么我就做什么，我会给你加双倍薪水 I'll do whatever you want, I'll double your salary.
求求你，“近卫日报”上刊登的东西？ Please, things at the Sentinel?
并不是事实 Not what they seem.
当斯坎伦第一次竞选的时候 我父亲就不再刊登严重犯罪的新闻了 As soon as Scanlon started running for election, my father stopped printing news about hard crime.
我父亲把斯坎伦这条狗捧成了神 He was making Scanlon look good.
而我，必须拨乱反正 And I, I have to make it right.
而我意识到，如果我想做好这件事 And I realized that if I want to do what's best.
为了这个世界 “近卫日报”就必须负责 For this world, that the Daily Sentinel is the most responsible way to do that.
但问题是 Now here's the problem.
我对新闻业一无所知 I don't know anything about journalism
这才是事实 That's the truth.
我需要一个实干家 I need somebody that does.
我需要一个我能信任的人 I need someone that I can trust with my life.
好么？我需要的人就是你 我需要你 Just...okay? I need someone who is you. I need you.
你能帮帮我么？ Will you please help me?
布里特，我..呃 Britt, I..uh.
我知道，我知道 I know, I know.
哦天哪！ Oh my god!
你有病啊？ What is your problem?
-天啊！ -你干嘛这样对待我？ -God! -Why did you do that to me?
你刚才居然要亲我 Because you tried to kiss me.
耶，我们慢慢培养感情 Yeah, we were going to make out.
不，我们不会的 No we weren't.
好吧我想我欠你一个道歉 Well then I guess I owe you an apology.
-因为我误解了你 -像往常一样 -'Cause I misread that. -As usual.
OK，听好了 Okay, look.
我很抱歉，我没有打算要吻你 I'm sorry, I didn't plan on kissing you.
我想说的是 你能回来继续为我工作么？ When I said all that I mean it. Will you come back and work for me, please?
-美女求你了 -加双倍薪水 -Pretty please. -Double my salary.
我需要一个停车位 And I want a parking spot.
你居然没有停车位？ You don't have a parking spot?
-没有 -哇呜，太差劲了 -No. -Wow, that sucks.
如果你胆敢再 色迷迷地盯着我的屁股看的话 And if you ever so much as look at my ass again.
我都看不到你的屁股 I can't even see your ass.
我一定会告你性骚扰 明白了么？ I will sue you for sexual harassment. Do you understand?
拥抱一个？ Hugs?
拥抱一下吧，好么？ Where's the hugs at, ya all?
*履历：功夫大师、武器设计师、戴面具的义务警员*
*介绍人：詹姆斯·里德（已故）、布里特·里德（傻×）*
-这里是布里特·里德的办公室 -我是弗兰克·斯坎伦 -Britt Reid's office. -Frank Scanlon.
哦，别挂断 Oh, please hold.
斯坎伦检察官 D.A. Scanlon
-真的？ -是的 -Really? -Yes.
-你好 -嘿布里特，我是斯坎伦 -Hello. -Hey Britt, it's Scanlon.
呃，听着 Uh, listen.
我想我应该向你道歉 I think I owe you an apology.
我损失惨重 Too much blood in the gutter.
你赢了，我们来瓜分L.A.城吧（洛杉几城） You win. Let's split L.A.
你占L.来我占A. You get the L. I get the A.
我们分享金钱和生意 That means we share the gold and the work.
*金钱指的是？*
今天就一百万美金 One million dollars for today.
嗯，我想你误解我了 Um, I think you misunderstood where I was coming from, there.
我想澄清一些事实 I'd just like a chance to clarify some things.
事实已经很明了了，斯坎伦 Things are pretty clear, Scanlon.
我送你三个字 操！你！妈！ I got three words for you. Suck it you dick face.
你要告诉他，你想见他 这是新闻业，拜托 You're gonna tell him you want to meet him. This is journalism, okay.
如果你想当一个调查记者 那么你的任务就是去调查 You want to be an investigative report, what you have to do is investigate.
-告诉他你想去见他 -你好？ -Tell him that you want to meet him, -Hello?
好的，你是对的，好的 Okay, your right, okay.
看我的 Watch this.
*好的，我们哪里见面？*
我刚才开玩笑的，你别介意 我们坐下来好好谈谈吧 I was joking. Uh, yeah, uh why don't we get together and just talk about things.
这是个很好的主意，对吧？ That's probably a good idea, okay?
我们在一家叫做 “Gonpachi Hibachi”的小饭店见面吧 Why don't we meet up for dinner, a little place called 'Gonpachi'.
这小餐厅在“La Cienega”路上 八点半左右的时候见 Hibachi, a nice little place on La Cienega drive, around 8:30.
“La Cienega”，八点半 La Cienega, 8:30.
*我们要你杀了布里特*
布里特！ Britt!
-嘿，弗兰克 -嗨，布里特 -Hey, Frank. -Hi, Britt.
-很高兴见到你 -我来杯奶昔，你要点儿什么？ -Good to see you. -I'm having a sake, what are you having?
耶，我也来点儿奶昔吧 Yeah, I'll have some sake, sure.
好吧，你能来我很高兴，布里特 Well, thanks for coming, Britt.
应该的 No problem.
查德诺夫斯基先生 Mr. Chudnofsky.
布拉德诺夫斯基 布拉德-诺夫斯基 Bloodnofsky. Blood-nofsky.
我委任的是青蜂侠 I commissioned The Green Hornet.
你只是他的司机 You're the chauffeur.
-搭档 -青蜂侠在哪儿？ -Partner. -Where's the Hornet?
就在那儿 Right there.
哇，我们只雇来“半个队伍” Whoa, we only get half of the team?
谁能相信你这“半个队伍”也很给力？ Who says you're the good half?
里德在哪？ Where's Reid?
猜猜 Guess.
哦 Oh.
你们谁敢动一下的话 Any of you move.
谁就死定了 You're dead.
我来这儿实际上是为了得到你的宽恕，布里特 I'm not actually here for forgiveness, Britt.
这你妈...我有点儿糊涂 What the hell. I don't understand.
是啊，你什么都不懂 所以让我来简单解释一下 Yeah, you understand nothing. So I'm going to explain it you very simply.
如果你读到任何关于 恶性犯罪事件的报道 If you ever come across any article regarding a major crime?
一个叫做本杰明·查德诺夫斯基的人 A man named Benjamin Chudnofsky.
或者其他任何会让群众认为 Or anything that makes this city think,
我没有履行职责维护安定的报道 that I'm not the fine line protecting the light from the darkness.
你应该先交给我审查 You're going to bring it to me.
你应该先交给我审查 You're going to bring it to me,
由我来告诉你 这篇报道是否能在你的傻×报纸上刊印 and I'm going to tell you whether it's okay for you to print in your stupid little newspaper.
这就是我和你父亲干过的勾当 That's how I did it with your dad.
你也要继承父业，继续和我干这个勾当 And that's how you and I are going to do it.
斯坎伦，你意思是说你要自己捏造新闻？ Scanlon, you're saying you want me to let you write the news?
终于 Finally.
你终于开窍了 You understand.
是啊，我终于开窍了 Yep, I understand all right.
我只明白了一件事情 Here's one I understand.
儿子，你被我耍了 That you son, just got played.
被播放器耍了 By a player.
录音设备，USB Recording device, USB.
不，别抢，这是我的 No, you can't have it. It's mine.
你个大傻× You stupid schmuck.
我抓住你的“要害”了，斯坎伦 I got you by the balls, Scanlon.
我真是经营报纸的天才 I run a newspaper, genius.
这将是明天的头条新闻 This is going on the front page tomorrow.
-哦耶，我必须说，你做得很绝 -你应该说 我做得太绝了 -Oh yeah. I got to say that's kind of impressed with this. -You should say it was impressive.
但这并不会给你带来任何好处 But it's not going to do you any good.
你能把我怎么样？ 你想在大庭广众之下杀了我？ How could it not do me any good? Are you going to kill me in the middle of this restaurant?
-是的 -什么？你要杀了我？ -Yes. -What, you're going to murder me?
是的 就像我杀了你父亲一样 Yeah. Like I murdered your father.
什么？我父亲不是被谋杀的 What's that, my Dad was not murdered.
他，他因为蛰伤过敏才死的 He, he died from a bee sting.
不，不，你父亲是因为外毒素注射过多而死 No, no. Your father died from an overdose of epitoxin.
外毒素很容易在蜜蜂的刺上找到 Most commonly found in a bee sting.
正巧，你父亲因为外毒素过敏而死 In which he also happened to be allergic to.
布里特，全市的外毒素使用... Britt, that epitoxin,...
由我一人掌管 was administered by me.
我操！ Shit!
想想，布里特 Think Britt.
你能想通的，儿子 You can figure this out, my son.
你很聪明 You're brilliant.
我受精了 I am so stunned.
就是那样，思考 That's right, think.
-慢慢来 -OK -Slowly.. -Okay.
两年前，斯坎伦准备竞选地方检察官一职 Two years ago Scanlon decides to run for D.A.
他宣言，他会让社会安定 He goes on the platform that he's cleaning up the street of L.A.
这就是在扯蛋 Which is impossible.
因此，他控制媒体，大事化小 So, he asks the media to slight the news.
-你像其他人一样，被检察官收买了么？ -没有 -And you go along with it, like everyone else? -No.
我，我拒绝了 I, I refused.
之后他...我操，他做了什么？ So he...shit what does he do?
之后斯坎伦进一步堕落 他和犯罪分子定下契约 So Scanlon decides to go really dirty, he makes a pact with a criminal.
查德诺夫斯基杀了记者 沃比...沃托利？ Chudnofsky kills the reporter Verbi,...Vertolli?
“我不愿意再看到手下牺牲 所以我不再报道犯罪事件” I didn't want anymore bloodshed. So I stopped reporting on crime.
“说实话，这份报纸近年来 在质量和野心方面都有下滑” To be honest in the last few years, this paper has dipped in quality and ambition.
现在，斯坎伦事业一步登天 Now, Scanlon can hold up his part of the deal,
牢牢控制住媒体 of keeping the media under control and...
查德诺夫斯基也更加肆意妄为 Chudnofsky can do whatever he wants.
但是查德诺夫斯基的野心不可低估 But Chudnofsky had a different plan.
他企图控制洛杉几的所有帮派 He wanted to take over all the gangs of L.A.
所以当时你想放弃报纸公司 So that's when you decided to cut the strings.
“我不敢直视镜子中的自己” I couldn't look myself in the mirror.
“我讨厌自己那天早上对你说的所有话，布里特” I hated every word I said to you that morning, Britt.
所以父亲你重拾旧业，再次报道犯罪事件 So you start reporting on crime again.
那时斯坎伦事迹败露 除非能重新挽回局面 And now Scanlon is a dead man unless he proves he's still under control.
斯坎伦没有其他选择 他秘密约见了父亲大人你 He has no choice but to organize a secret meeting with you.
然后他亲手把你杀了 And he kills you himself.
最后的最后，你站在了正义的一面，父亲 In the end, you stood up for what's right, Dad.
我也会站在正义的一面 Now I have to do the same.
我看到你这个傻× 刚才5分钟里表情很复杂啊 I can see by that stupid expression you've got on your face for the past five minutes,
你把所有线索都理清了吧 That you're trying to piece this together.
这已经是徒劳了 But it's no good.
你要被青蜂侠杀了 You're about to killed by the, Green Hornet.
什么？ What?
他是青蜂侠的助手 It's the Green Hornet's sidekick.
他是持枪的 He's got a gun.
威~武~斩草除根！ Bluff! Bluff! Eradicate.
在你下手之前，我想告诉你我很抱歉 Before you do this, I want you to know I'm sorry.
我对所做的所有事感到抱歉 I'm sorry for everything.
我原谅你 I forgive you.
嘿，不是我，射他，傻× Hey, not me. Him stupid.
很迷惑吧，应该的 Confused, you should be.
-快走，快走 -我们走 -Go, go. -Let's go..
我们死定了 We're goners.
你知道戏弄青蜂侠下场么？ You know what happen when you fool with a hornet?
-不知道 -你要被蛰死了 -No. -You get stung.
哦，我操！ Oh, shit.
看见了么，两个枪管 See, the bad guys.
走，走！ Go, go!
-发什么什么？ -快上车 -What the hell happened? -Get in the car.
-他应该杀布里特·里德的，他怎么射我了？ -上他妈的车！ -He was suppose to kill Britt Reid, he's shooting at me. -Get in the vehicle.
你还好么？ Are you okay?
-布里特？ -耶，我很好 -Britt? -Yeah, I'm fine.
我的套装在这里 My outfit's back here.
布里特·里德才是青蜂侠 Britt Reid is the Green Hornet.
耶我明白了，你雇佣青蜂侠去杀他自己 Yeah I know. You hired a guy to kill himself.
布里特·里德把我和他的谈话 用“寿司”形状的USB录音设备全录下来了 Britt Reid recorded the whole conversation on some Sushi drive USB.
-我们甩不了他 -我们并不是在甩他们，我们在追他 -We can't loose him. -We're not loosing him, we're following him.
加藤，谢谢你伙计 你太棒了，谢谢你 Kato, thank you buddy. You were so good, thank you.
-真的么？ -是的.. -Really? -Yes..
-开会你家？ -不 -Your house? -No.
我想到个主意，加藤 Here's the deal, Kato.
我们把这个U盘带到“近卫日报” 斯坎伦的犯罪证据全在里面 We've got to get this flash drive to the Sentinel. It's got Scanlon spilling-the-beans on it.
我们把录音发到网上 We're going to put it on the net.
这正是我父亲所希望的 It's what my father would have wanted.
你现在喜欢你爸爸了？ You like your father, now?
是的，你瞧他一点儿也不“懦弱” Yes, you see he wasn't a dick after all.
好吧，他“懦弱”过一阵子 Well, he was a dick.
但我们确实错怪他了 Just not really how we thought he was.
最后，他不是个懦夫...他是个“同性恋” 啊...用词不当，一会儿再解释，好么？ At the end he wasn't a dick...it's called gay. I'll explain later, okay.
我现在内心真纠结啊，加藤 It's a lot of conflicting emotions, Kato.
坐稳了，加藤 Let's roll, Reid.
有一件事，加藤，说实话 我一直和嫉妒你 Here's the thing, Kato. Honestly, I've been jealous of you the entire time.
-你太强悍了 -我知道 -You're awesome. -I know.
-你亲手造了一辆车 -我知道 -You built this whole car. -I know.
你精通空手道 You know karate.
-你太迷人了 -谢谢 -You're charming. -Thank you.
这些家伙真有组织纪律性 These guys are amazingly well organized.
右边儿补上 Backups on the side.
-该你了 -保持警惕 -Orders. -Put your guard on, here.
另一边儿 The other side.
该你了！ Your turn!
哦我操！ Oh shit.
甩掉他们了 We lost them.
-把他们甩了...甩了 -耶 -He's gone. ...He's gone. -Yeah.
我日，他又回来了 Damn, he's back.
你开玩笑的吧 You gotta be kidding me.
这些家伙真不赖啊 These guys are good.
往那边儿开 那边儿，那边儿 Over there. Over there, over there.
我喘口气 I got moment.
喘口气 Moment to this.
我们过不去的 We're not going to make it.
哇...我们穿过去了 Waa...yeah we're going to make it.
那真是把大枪 That's a very big gun.
加藤，小心 Kato, be careful.
-你来掌握方向盘 -什么？ -Take the wheel. -What?
-你来掌握方向盘 -我不会开着玩意儿 -Take the wheel. -I can't drive this thing.
你可以开的 Yes you can.
双截棍？这是我的主意 Nun chucks, that was my idea.
嘿，你要干嘛？ Hey, hey where you going?
你要干嘛？ 你上去干嘛？ What are you doing now? What are you doing up there?
我操！操！ Shit, shit!
加藤，上帝啊 我不会操作这些玩意儿 Kato, Jesus. I don't know what anything does.
咋不用英文写呢？ Why didn't you do this in English?
-靠近一点（中文） -怎么不用英文讲 -(Speaks Chinese) -Why don't you say it in English.
-不，先生 -按那个键 -No, sir. -It's out there.
-挂起左边那个 -我本来就准备... -Hang one left. -I'm just ready to ...
我很抱歉，我很抱歉 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
关掉它 Turn it off.
-我不知道该做什么 -关掉 -I don't know what to do. -Turn off.
我会关掉它的 I'll just stop it.
啊，我关掉了 Ah, I stopped it.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
-喷射泡沫 -嘿，别这样 -Shoot foam -Hey, it's okay.
下次别碰任何东西 Next time, don't touch anything.
加藤，看着 Kato, look.
我们到了 We made it.
加藤，我们成功了 Kato, we made it.
-耶 -耶！ -Yeah. -Yeah!
-我操 -耶，太酷了 -I can't. -Yeah, that's cool.
哦，我们要被拧成麻花了 Oh, we're screwed.
快来！快点儿 Come on! Hurry up.
啊，哎呀 Ah, whoops.
-优盘掉下去了？...我操！ -是的 -Did you drop it?... Shit! -Yes.
你去捡优盘，我掩护 You get it. I'll cover you.
祝我们好运 Wish me luck.
祝你好运 Good luck.
亲爱的青蜂侠，我的面具，抑或你的鲜血 Dear Hornet, Be it my mask, or your blood.
红色将是你最后... Red will be the last...
布里特·里德，射他 Britt Reid, fire.
上！ 抓住他 Go! Get him.
让我射他 Let me shoot him.
哦，不 Oh, no.
SHOOT TO KILL！（矮人火枪手？） Shoot to kill.
你借了一张防毒面具？ You brought a gas mask.
-当然我借了张防毒面具 -只有你一份儿？ -Of course I brought a gas mask. -Just for yourself.
那边儿 There!
你们在射纸呢？ Are you hitting the paper?
在那边 Over here.
这有点儿迷眼 This fog's up.
那边儿 There.
加藤 Kato!
我们快逃出去 Get us out of here.
哈，我对毒气免疫 Hah, I'm ungassable.
这实在是太危险了 That was incredibly dangerous.
我要在电梯那里下车 我要坐电梯上去 Drop me off at the elevators. I'll take it from here.
不，我们一起去 No, we stay together.
嘿，坐到前座 Hey, get in the front seat.
快点儿，快点儿 Quick, quick.
10加10楼 Tenth floor, tenth floor.
不能更糟了，不能更糟了，还有导弹么？ What's the worse, what's the worse, missiles?
剩下4枚导弹，青蜂侠气枪？ Four missiles left. Hornet gun?
-没问题 -机枪也没问题 -Check. -Machine guns, check.
还能开么？ Does it drive?
前轮驱动 Front wheel drive.
嘿，从这里滚出去 Hey, get out of here.
OK，我就在这里下车 Okay, you can let me out of here.
火箭炮，有个家伙端着火箭炮 Bazooka. Guy with a bazooka.
导弹 Missile.
发射 Fire.
重装弹药 Reload.
加藤，他们在这儿 Kato, they're here.
你去当记者，我操翻他们 Go be a journalist, I'll kick ass.
这边儿，这边儿！ There, there!
啊，我操！ Aw, shit!
请给力 Come on.
OK，快好了 Okay, I'm there.
给我一分钟，这小屁孩的破事儿全世界就... One minute and this baby is going to all over the wo...
开...开...开机！ Star...star...start up!
耶！ Yeah!
你看见他了么？ Do you see him?
我啥都看不见 I can't see anything.
*U盘是空的* *没有记录任何数据*
哦，我太愚蠢了！ Oh, I'm so stupid!
好的，里德 All right, Reid.
把东西交给我 Hand over the thing.
你想要？ 去拿呀 You want it? Go get it.
在哪儿？ 在哪儿？ Where is it? Where is it!
我是布拉德诺夫斯基 I am Bloodnofsky.
我已经杀了成千上万的人 我要继续疯狂、超神杀戮下去 I've killed a thousand before, and I'll kill a thousand more.
现在 在死亡面前颤抖吧 Now tremble before your death.
面具抑或血的红色 将是你看到的最后的颜色 For be it my mask, or be it your blood. Red will be the last color you ever see.
布里特 Britt.
布里特！ Britt!
嘿！你无路可走了，斯坎伦 Hey! End of the road, Scanlon.
好的，好的 Okay, okay.
让我们冷静下来 Let's just calm down.
把“寿司”优盘递过来 Hand over the sushi.
呃，对，递过来 Um, yeah, hand it over.
我们可以商量一下 We can talk about this.
趴在地上 On the ground now.
-他们是青蜂侠，射他们 -趴在地上 -It's the Green Hornet. Shoot him. -Get on the ground.
射他们！ Shoot him!
快点儿，快点儿 Quick, quick.
我是地方检察官斯坎伦 I'm District Attorney Mike Scanlon.
他们是青蜂侠 That is the Green Hornet.
加藤，我不行了 Kato, I screwed up.
斯坎伦要逃走了，无罪释放 Scanlon's going to get away, scott free.
不，他不会的 No he's not.
哇！哇哇！ Ow! Whoa!
我了个操！ Holy shit.
弹射座椅 Ejector seats.
你还真制作了 You actually built them.
是个不错的主意 It was a good idea.
哇呜 Wow.
这真是太吓人了 This is really scary
青蜂侠与帮派之间展开的生死飙车追逐 A brutal high speed chase between the Green Hornet,
最终飙到“近卫日报”报社 and rival gang members has led to the Daily Sentinel
-我打过电话了 -路上残留一大堆报废车辆 -I called it. -leaving a trail of demolished cars,
以及报废的大卡车 and trucks in their path.
我们编个藉口，就说要去参加化装派对 Here's the story. We're on our way to a costume party.
好啊 Okay.
我们必须把服装给脱了 We gotta get out of our suits.
我们到底他妈去哪儿？ Where the hell are we going to go?
没人知道为何地方检察官... No one knows why the District Attorney..
不，停下来！ 停，停！ No, stop! Stop, stop!
丽诺尔！ Lenore!
你们这些家伙怎么知道我的名字？ How do you guys know my name?
-是我们 -加藤 -It's us. -Kato.
是我，哈？ It's me, huh?
你们这些混蛋！ You assholes!
混蛋 You assholes.
干嘛打扮得像犯罪分子？ What the hell are you doing dressed as criminals?
-你们就是犯罪分子，我的老天 -不，我们不是 -You're criminals my god. -No we're not.
我们惩恶扬善 We're helping people.
你们自己就是青蜂侠 干嘛还让我做关于青蜂侠的研究 Why did you ask me to do research on the Green Hornet, when you are the Green Hornet?
我们不知道该干嘛 We don't know what we're doing.
我们需要你的帮助，你不明白么？ 你是幕后主谋 We need you to help us, don't you see. You're the mastermind.
什么？ What?
我们是警察 快开门 This is the police. Please open up.
不要出卖我们 我们只是在帮助弱小，不要这样 Please don't tell on us. We were trying to be good people. Don't do this.
-仔细考虑一下 -闭嘴！ -Think about it. -Shut up!
你好，警官，我能帮你什么？ Hello officer, can I help you?
我们正在寻找两个戴面具的人 We're looking for two masked men.
-你看到他们了吗？ -耶，当然 -You seen anything? -Yeah, of course.
-真的么？ -是啊，新闻上一直在放他们 -Really? -Yeah, they're all over the news.
-一直都放他们 -好吧 -All the time. -All right.
如果遇到可疑人员，立即向警方报警 Well please report anything suspicious.
当然 Absolutely.
你这个无情的混账东西 You heartless stupid assholes.
你吻了他！ You kiss him.
不要吻我 Don't kiss me.
你吻了我 You kiss me.
我们以后再讨论这事儿，好么 We'll figure this out later, come on.
)All talking at once
我才没吻他 I don't kissed him.
-我们没接吻 -我中弹了 -We don't kiss. -I have a bullet in me.
你们两个大男人接吻 太难以理解了 You know I didn't kiss. You guys like kissing. I don't see why.
我肩膀里有一颗子弹 I've been shot in the shoulder.
好吧，去医院呗 Well then go to the hospital.
不！没看见么 No! Don't you see.
警察知道青蜂侠肩部中弹了 The police knows the Green Hornet was shot in the shoulder.
如果我去医院的话，他们会知道我就是青蜂侠 If I go to the hospital they'll know I'm the Green Hornet.
你真的中弹了，哟 Yeah you've been shot, eww.
我需要一些工具 一根压舌板和一把小刀 Here's what I need. I need a spatula to bite down on and a knife.
你用小刀把子弹从肉里挖出来 You gotta dig this bullet out of my meat.
去做吧！ Do it!
我很冷 I'm cold.
子弹打得很深 It's deep inside me.
哦，上帝 Oh, God.
-压舌板 -啊，OK，OK -Spatula. -Ah, okay, okay.
-确定这个消毒过了？ -什么？ -Make sure it's sterilized. -What?
先消毒，我可不想化脓 Sterilize it. Please I don't want to get gangrene.
-稳住，兄弟（中文） -Xiong Di？对，永远做兄弟 -Play it safe, xiongd? -Xiongd? xiongd?forever.
-好的，好的，准备好了 -上帝，让我看看 -Okay, okay ready. -God, let me see.
OK，等等，快点儿，就从这开始 Okay just wait, just hurry, just start there.
太疼了，好吧，我忍不了 It hurts, okay I can't do it.
还是带我去医院吧 Take me to the hospital.
闭嘴！ Shut up!
嘿听着，如果我是幕后主谋的话 让我安静一下 Hey look, if I'm the mastermind of all this, just let me have a second of silence.
我想想办法，好么？ So I can figure this out, okay?
几小时之前，青蜂侠 和他的犯罪分子党羽 Mere hours ago the Green Hornet and a group of his criminal underlings,
对这座大楼发动了猛烈的进攻 launched a horrendous attack on this building.
这场混战夺去了斯坎伦检察官的性命 That claimed the life of District Attorney Frank Scanlon.
这很不幸，但是 这确是事实 It's unfortunate but, you know, that's what happens.
“近卫日报”大厦将会重建 The Daily Sentinel will be rebuilt.
在这个新的起点 我任命麦克·阿克斯福德为新一任主编 And to start that off, I am naming Mike Axford the new Editor in chief.
麦克是个好淫，他直言进谏 Mike's a great guy he's comfortable telling me off.
因此，他是这个职位的最佳人选 So, he's the perfect man for the job.
我们，必须重振近卫日报昔日雄风 完成父亲遗愿 Weeee, have to get this paper back to the ideals that my father started it on.
我要让父亲感到骄傲 I want to make him proud.
并且，我要让整座城市，都为“近卫日报”感到骄傲 And I hope to make this city proud of the Daily Sentinel.
达到前所未有的新高度 Like never before.
青蜂侠向你致意 The Green Hornet sends his regards.
射的真准，他射了我的肩膀 Direct hit, he got my shoulder.
嘿，青蜂侠 Hey, The Green Hornet.
-把他送到医院 -他肩部中枪了，我们必须立刻把他送往医院 -Get him to the hospital. -He's shot in the shoulder. We have to get him to the hospital right away.
成功了 It worked.
哇唔 Ow.
加藤！加藤！
我们有一项神秘任务
我们今晚要做的事情非常神圣
这才是最重要的任务
我们走，加藤