在我们的故事中 The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc Sec
斐迪南萧派特只是个小角色 Ferdinand Choupard is a minor character in our story.
不过他是这一切的开始 Nonetheless, he is where this adventure begins,
有天晚上他打完牌 as he wandered home
喝了一瓶上好的陈年麦芽威士卡 after an evening spent playing cards
正悠哉悠哉的踱回家 and sipping a marvellous 12 year old malt whisky.
那天是1911年11月4日 It was November 4th, 1911,
凌晨1点钟 at 1 o'clock in the morning.
空荡荡的街道透着刺骨的寒气 The streets were empty with a chilly nip in the air.
不过距离这儿953米的地方 Yet, at the same time, exactly 953 metres from there,
却是热火朝天 the city was jumping.
舞台上妮可冈贝尔 或者说 On stage, Nicole Gambert,
妮妮甘贝塔掀起了一场狂潮 or Nini les Gambettes, kicked up a storm.
热血沸腾的观众们如痴如醉 The enthusiastic audience revelled in the show.
我爱你 I love you.
太精彩了 Wonderful.
棒极了 Great.
每天的演出都很成功 Every evening was a triumph.
一位先生送的 那儿 From the gent over there.
将近一个月 And every evening for nearly a month,
前警察局长雷蒙德普瓦特勒诺 Raymond pointrenaud, a former prefect,
每天晚上都会来这儿庆祝自己升迁 到巴黎成为负责外交事务的国务卿 celebrated his promotion to paris as Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs.
这时走到协和广场和 金字塔广场之间的 Meanwhile, Ferdinand had barely travelled the 28o metres
斐迪南似乎遇到了 棘手的问题 that separate La Concorde from place des pyramides.
别不好意思 你肯定见得多了 Don't be shy! You've seen others!
哦 我的天哪 我的天哪 哦 天哪 Oh my God!
实际上斐迪南看到的 是一种复杂的光学效应 Ferdinand's visions were in fact an optical illusion.
这道炫目的光是从玛利约瑟夫 埃斯佩朗迪的家里发出来的 The frenzied lights came from the home of professor Marie Joseph Esperandieu.
这位杰出的科学家是 个研究古埃及的专家 This eminent scientist and expert on Ancient Egypt
十六岁的时候就拿 到了物理学学位 had obtained a degree in physics aged only 1 6.
三十五年后他的研究达到了顶峰 His research culminated 35 years later
出版了一本惊世骇俗的书 《死后是否有生命》 in a book with the evocative title, Is There A Life After Death?
与此同时在塞纳河的另一边 At the same moment,across the Seine,
这个问题似乎很久 以前就有了答案 the question seemed to have been settled long ago.
不过在这座博物馆的一楼 Yet, on the f1rst floor,
一个违背自然规律的生命形式 a life form that contravened the laws of science
准备给科学家一个全新的答案 was about to give the scientist his answer.
当本世纪最惊人的试验 As the century's most amazing experiment
正在我们眼皮底下进行的时候 took place before our eyes,
督察亚伯特卡波尼睡得正香 Inspector Albert Caponi had his tightly shut.
如果当时他看到那 只翼手龙从窗外飞过 Of course, had he seen the pterodactyl fly by his window,
我们的故事就会大不相同了 our story would have been drastically different,
不过这会儿我们并不能因为贪睡 but for now no one could blame
就责怪这位优秀的督察 the inspector for his somnolence.
过去他凭着智慧坚毅和勇敢 His stoutness and perseverance had previously earned him
赢得了许许多多的荣誉 a good many distinctions,
其中最令他自豪的是那塊因为破获 including the Medal of Merit for solving
德勒收容所失踪案而被授予的荣誉勋章 the mystery of the missing persons of Dreux asylum.
一九零七年八月二十八日 He was decorated
警察局长雷蒙德普瓦特勒诺 on August 28th, 1 9o-/,
亲自为他颁发了勋章 by the prefect Raymond pointrenaud in person.
雷蒙德你在干嘛 Raymond! What are you doing?
让我的小鸟栖息在你的树枝上 Let my little bird land on your branches.
坏蛋 诗歌最容易让我兴奋了 You devil! Nothing arouses me more than poetry.
真的 Really?
是啊 Yes!
当沉沉的夜色渐渐退去 As the night recedes ,
树枝上晶莹的露水 一滴滴滑落下来 the dew in the branch prepares to fall
巢里的鸟儿渐渐睁开眼睛 And the bird in the nest to open its eyes...
你这个笨蛋连车都不会开吗 Drive normally, can't you?
走开走开 Goodness me! Get out! Get out!
喂您好 Hello!
卡波尼请讲 Caponi speaking.
在塞纳河 In the Seine?
哦 天哪 Oh my God!
哦 天哪我该说些什么 Oh my God! Help me f1nd the words.
这个年轻人也是位科学家 This young man's a scientist too,
虽然目前还是个刚在 植物园里工作一年的小助理 but a humble assistant, working at the Botanical Gardens.
他叫佐伯拉夫斯基23岁 His name's Zborowsky and he's 23.
不过让他充满激情的 不只是科学研究 Science isn't his only passion.
还有别的 He has another, more voracious one.
亲爱的阿黛拉小姐 Dear... Miss Adele...
要是她结婚了呢 What if she's married?
或者已经守寡了 Or even worse, widowed?
没错 那就是他对阿黛拉布兰科小姐 难以自拔的迷恋 Yes, his second passion is unconditional love for Miss Adele Blanc Sec.
而这一切仅仅来自于几行字 A passion she provoked with these few words...
写给谁 Who's it for?
给佐伯伯伯伯夫拉夫 For Zbo... bo... bobo rowsky.
您的名字 First name, perhaps?
是的 Yes.
名字 Which is?
啊呃安德列 那个烈是热烈的热 Andrej, with a J, as in jaguar.
哦这个名字我喜欢 Oh, I'd love this one.
安德热先生 A jaguar.
哦 Oh.
谢谢 Thank you!
打那以后 安德列再也没有心思搞科学研究了 Andrej Zborowsky was def1nitively lost to science.
至于我们的阿黛拉 As for Adele Blanc Sec and her sense of humour,
她已经踏上了新的冒险旅程 they had set off on a new adventure, much less monstrous and much more exotic,
出版商决定送她去 秘鲁解开印加王国之国 since her publisher had sent her to peru
不用说这一定又是一次充满异域 风情并且惊险刺激的旅行 to unravel the mystery of the last Incas.
问题是要想了解阿黛拉 Something you should know about Adele,
你首先要知道的是 to really understand her...
她一向只听从直觉而不是出版商 She listens to her instincts, not her publisher.
阿齐兹 我们要多久才能到那儿 Aziz, how many hours' ride to the rendezvous?
照这种天气大约6个小时吧 小姐 In this heat, at least six, Miss Adele.
很好我们出发快走 Very well. Let's move out.
阿拉伯语走怎么说 What's ''move'' in Arabic?
Yalla 小姐 Yalla, Miss Adele.
Yalla Yalla
快走 笨蛋 不然你死定了怎么说 And ''Move, you ass, or you're dead''?
停下 Stop!
就是这儿 Is this it?
我我想是吧 I think so.
很好 Very well.
这儿温度很高 You need to drink
您得多喝一点儿水 a lot of water in this heat.
小姐我说的就是这两个人 These are the two men I told you about.
下去以前先喝杯茶吧 A cup of tea before the drop?
我像喝茶的人吗 I look like I drink tea?
这里就是墓穴 Is this the tomb room?
不还没到呢 Not yet.
这里是防腐间 专门制作木乃伊 It's the embalming room, where the mummies were prepared.
尸体放在祭坛上 内脏被取出来放进罐子里 The bodies were gutted on the altar and the entrails thrown in these pots.
等到洗干净之后 他们给尸体化妆穿上衣服 Then, after a quick wash, they were powdered, made up and dressed.
这是用来干嘛的 What was this for?
裹白布用的 尸体放进去之后 Made to measure suits.
这台机器会给它裹上 The body goes here and the machine
二十层白布 wraps it in 2o layers of bandages.
每裹一层喷一次油 Not to mention the oil, squirted between each layer.
他们用的是什么油 What kind of oil is it?
不知道不过很好用 No idea, but it worked a treat.
找到了 Found it!
就是它 先生们看下藏宝图 Yes, this is it. Gents, let's see your treasure.
死亡 Death...
是通往新生的唯一途径 is the only path... that leads... to birth.
到此为止了 小美人 Your journey ends here, darling.
不过为了感谢你的合作 To thank you for your cooperation,
我们饶你一命 快滚吧 we'll spare your life. Get lost!
我还以为埃及人很友好呢 Fine Egyptian hospitality!
对 可他不是埃及人 Yes, but he's not Egyptian.
好吧 Great...
顺便说一句 里面地上可都是石油混合物 A peculiarly inflammable mix of oil and petroleum.
极易燃烧 一个小火星就能开焰火大会了 Enter with even a tiny match and there'll be f1reworks.
哪天你们俱乐部接收 女性会员的话通知我 嗯 Let me know when your gentlemen's club is open to women.
让开 Excuse me.
啊 果然如此 Just as I thought.
小姐 小姐 我们重新考虑了一下 Miss! After careful consideration,
决定允许你入会 we accept your application.
哦 我没空 你们得先等一下 Allow me to save my emotion for later.
接下来是这样 That's that bit done.
等一下你怎么知道这些的 Hold on a sec... Where'd you learn all this?
两种方法当个埃及人 或者读书 There are only two ways. Be Egyptian or learn to read.
不可思议 Amazing!
我的天哪 Allah is great!
我发财啦 我发财啦 I make a fortune. I make a fortune.
终于找到他了 Here he is...
快啊 他们在下面 C'mon, they're down there!
小姐这东西非常重 我们怎么把它吊上去 Even without the stone, it's very heavy. How will we ever get it out?
这样的墓穴应该会有专门的出入口 In tombs like this, there's a way in and a way out.
去找找看 Find it.
啊 真的有吗 Yes, Miss Adele.
打开它 Open it.
嘿等等等等 Hey, wait.
打开棺木是对法老的亵渎 你会被吊死的 Opening a pharaoh's tomb is sacrilege. You can hang for that.
那么偷窃他的财宝呢 What punishment for taking his gold?
无罪 None.
小心点儿 你这巫婆 Beware, you witch!
我一定会把金子带走的 I won't leave without my gold.
哦 你会如愿的 I fear you're right.
有钱也不一定幸福 阿齐兹打开它 Money can't buy happiness, Aziz. Open it!
这这这这就是法老 That's your pharaoh?
不是医生 No, a doctor.
不许动 Don't move.
小姐您是想请他看病吗 If it's for a consultation, miss,
那是不是稍微晚了点儿 you may be a bit late.
对了我知道开罗有个专家门诊 However, I know a specialist institute in Cairo,
那儿的医生一定会很乐意给您看病 where the doctors would be delighted to examine you.
不劳您费心 真抱歉我一看到您 我就反胃 迪厄勒弗教授 I'm f1ne, thank you. Except for the nausea I feel in your presence, prof. Dieuleveult.
您还是这么幽默亲爱的阿黛拉 这是您的优点 Still the same caustic sense of humour, my dear Adele. You'll need it.
不过话说回来 Meanwhile,
像您这么有名的记者 怎么会跑到这儿来盗墓呢 tell me why a great reporter like you is here looting tombs.
这不是盗是借 Not looting, borrowing.
当然您只是想和木乃伊出去散散步透透气 Of course! You're taking him for a walk to get some fresh air.
派特莫斯是医学专家 patmosis is a professor of medicine,
他是拉美西斯二世的私人医生 Ramses II's personal doctor.
也是古埃及最伟大的医生 The greatest medical expert in Ancient Egypt.
我来找他是想请他帮忙 Fortunately, because... I need his expertise.
他能拯救人性 Would that be to cure humankind?
不可他能救我妹妹 No, just my sister. She's ill.
哦 多么体贴啊太感人了 How very thoughtful and touching!
不过您有没有注意到 您的医学专家已经死了 But has it crossed your mind that your professor is... dead?
我知道 谢谢 I'd noticed, thank you.
那您怎么能让他复活呢 How will you resuscitate him?
可以吗 May I?
疯老头埃斯佩朗迪写的 Is There A Life After Death? That old fool, Esperandieu?
他老得都快走不动了 He's barely able to spin a chair round.
估计还没等到这 沙漠僵尸复活他就死了 He'll be dead before he revives this old mummy!
请你说话注意点儿 Mind your language!
木乃伊可什么都能听得见 Mummies hear everything we say
他们最讨厌有人不敬了 and detest disrespect.
哦 吓死我了刚才是雪山怪兽 You're scaring me! After the Ice Monster,
接下有请沙漠僵尸 here comes the Sand Zombie!
小心他会生气的 Watch out, he's a real grouch!
亲爱的阿黛拉 My dear Adele,
老实说我其实是您的忠实读者 I confess I'm one of your most avid readers,
不过这是您到目前为止 讲过的最糟糕的故事了 but this is by far the silliest story you've ever told.
把她带走 Take her away!
是 Yes , sir!
快走 走 Come along. Hurry!
出口在哪儿 The way out?
我全找过了 没出口 I checked every wall. Nothing.
那么一定是在中间 It must be in the middle.
中间是墓穴 The tomb's in the middle.
瞧 你找到了 See? You found it.
行了 快走吧 Hurry up. Let's go !
该死的雨水 Damn rainwater!
我说您知道这里 怎么处置盗墓贼吗 You know the punishment for tomb raiders?
吊死 Hanging.
对当地人是这样 For locals only.
不过他们比较照顾外国人 Foreigners are given more consideration
用枪打死 and a swift death.
多点尊严 少点痛苦 More protocol, but much less pain.
小姐 小姐 Miss! Miss!
有什么遗愿吗 A last wish perhaps?
虽然抽烟不利于健康 It's not very good for my health,
不过我想来一支
为什么不呢 过把瘾再死 Why not? One won't kill you!
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 打火机不错 It's magnif1cent.
是啊 Yes.
可以吗 May I?
行啊 Yes.
我猜是个礼物 A gift, I suppose?
确切地说是遗物 A memento, actually.
我父亲留给我的 My father. On his death.
哦 Oh
每当我用到它 我就会想起我的父亲 It's better this way. Whenever I use it, I think of him.
哦 Oh
我也想送你份礼物 I'd like to give you a souvenir.
真的 Really?
每当你用到它就会想起我 Whenever you use it, think of me.
拥抱我 Into my arms!
抱歉 刚才失礼了 Forgive me the sudden intimacy.
对不起 先生 Excuse me, my good man!
开罗在哪儿 Cairo?
谢谢 我们走 Thanks.
放在桌子上 put him on the table.
冷静 别动 马上就好了 Calm down. Careful! We'll take care of you.
剪刀 Scissor.
冷静 教授 空气 Calm down, professor. Oxygen!
马上就好 We're nearly there.
我要杀了那女人 氧气 I'll kill that woman! Oxygen!
我要杀了她 氧气 I'll kill her! Oxygen!
杀了她 吸气 I'll kill her! Breathe in!
吹气 吹气 Blow out! Blow out!
五十 Fifty!
萧派特先生 Mr. Choupard,
你要我怎么相信一个 酒精指标达到50的人 how can I believe a man with 5oo/o alcohol on his breath?
我发誓这是真的 长官 I swear it's true, Commissioner.
督察 Inspector.
督察 当时那只鸟在车上盘旋 Inspector, yes. The bird swooped onto the car
然然后把它啄成碎片 and pecked it to pieces!
我看到警察局长普瓦特勒诺就在车上 And prefo pectoral...was aboard.
前警察局长 Ex prefect.
对他旁边还坐了一个衣着暴露的女人 And he had a scantily clad woman next to him.
前警察局长 A scantily clad woman?
和一个衣着暴露的女人在一起 不可能 With pointrenaud, founder of Christian Aid? Nonsense!
是很难相信 可我看见了 I know, but I saw her!
对 你还看见圣女贞德显灵了 Like you saw Joan of Arc ablaze once more.
长官长官长官 Sir...
尸体已经确认过了 We've identif1ed the dead.
当时车里有三个人 There were three passengers in the vehicle.
普瓦特勒诺司机 还有 pointrenaud, his driver, and...
天哪 Good Lord!
我就说吧 What did I tell you?
关进醉汉拘留所 To the drunk tank!
我是无辜的 是那只大鸟干的 嘿 I'm innocent! It's the big bird that did it!
我只是路过 嘿嘿 I was just going home.
听着先生们 在我们把案子调查清楚之前 Gentlemen, until we f1nd out more about this tragedy,
不许走漏任何消息明白了吗 I'm relying on you to keep this case conf1dential.
嗯当然先生明白 是的是的 Of course, sir.
千万要保密尤其是媒体 是先生绝不会泄露一个字 Not a word to the press. No, sir.
警察局长和当红舞女的死亡之舞 The prefect and the Showgirl!
警察局长和当红舞女 Their Dance with Death!
首都出现凶猛的巨鸟 看报啦 Giant Bird preys on the Capital!
《小巴黎报》头条新闻 看报啦 Get The Little parisian today!
首都出现凶猛的巨鸟 Giant Bird preys on the Capital!
怪物袭击高官 Monster Kills prefect!
警方一筹莫展 police Clueless!
快来看报啊 看报啊 Read all about it!
先生给您 怪物袭击高官 There you are, sir.
警方一筹莫展 快来看报啊 快来看呀 Monster Kills prefect! police Clueless!
哦 翼手龙 真太荒谬了 A pterodactyl? How grotesque!
为了增加销量他们什么都敢说 They'll do anything to sell their rag.
连《高卢报》都这么说 Even Le Gaulois has run it.
这样会引起市民恐慌的 They'll panic people, that's all.
很有可能现在人们都在谈这件事 probably. It's the talk of the town.
哦 代我去慰问一下普瓦特勒诺可怜的遗孀 Send poor pointrenaud's widow our condolences.
是 总统先生 Yes, Mr. president.
警察局长和舞女在一起的确有可能 可出现翼手龙 A prefect with a showgirl, perhaps. But a pterodactyl?In the 2oth century!
您找我先生 You sent for me, sir?
对 给内务部打电话 Yes. Call the Interior.
喂 早上好 总统先生 Good morning, sir.
翼手龙的案子非常严重 这很可能是反政府主义者 This pterodactyl business sounds serious. It could be anarchists
企图动摇政权的阴谋 up to their tricks.
立即调查 随时向我汇报 Look into it and keep me informed.
您尽管放心 总统先生 Leave it to me, sir.
给部长打电话 Call the prefect.
喂 嗯 Hello! En...
哦 总理先生 Minister.
请你们立即调查翼手龙案 This pterodactyl business is dragging on.
总统这星期就要知道调查结果 The president wants results this week.
我立刻去办 先生 I'll take care of it, sir.
接警察总局 Call police Headquarters.
喂 Yes? Dugommier?
迪克里 现在谁在调查翼手龙案 Who's on the pterodactyl case?
呃 比林斯上尉 Captain poissard.
名字这么难听 难怪一直没进展 Hardly surprising it's going nowhere!
我们要更得力的人手 换个人 We need more energy. A sleuth!
让他在72小时之内把案子查清 Give him -/2 hours to obtain results.
我马上就去办 部长先生 I'm on the job, sir.
给我联系马先生 Get me Cheval!
喂 Hello !
我们得尽快把案子调查清楚 我只给你48小时 We have to solve this fast. You have 48 hours.
放心我会处理好的先生 Consider it done, sir.
真是一团糟 What a mess!
我是卡波尼 Caponi speaking.
我是马先生 Cheval here.
哦早上好长官 Good morning, Commissioner.
我决定派你去调查翼手龙的案子 I've put you on the pterodactyl case.
别让我失望 这关系到我们的声誉 Don't let me down. Our reputation's at stake.
我会全力调查 I'll do my best, sir.
我给你24小时 You have 24 hours.
呃 是先生 Thank you, sir.
那玩意儿会从哪儿来呢 Where'd an animal like that come from?
看看 Look...
原来不是这样的吗 It wasn't like that.
当然不是安德列 Of course not, Andrej.
我一直在精心地照顾它 This egg s always been in my care.
到底出了什么事 What happened?
一位员工发现玻璃碎了 Yesterday, an attendant noticed broken glass.
他以为是哪个参观者弄碎的 He blamed it on a careless visitor
所以就只是换了塊玻璃 and simply replaced the glass.
真是太粗心大意了 people are so clumsy!
事情比这复杂得多 It's more complicated than that.
仔细看看这些碎片 安德列 Look at the remains of the shell.
剩下的蛋壳大部分 都还没有和羊膜分离 Most are still connected to the amniotic membrane,
那也就是说 as if the force that cracked the egg
这颗蛋很可能是从 came from...
里面裂开的 The inside?
完全正确 Exactly.
嘿 这么说这颗蛋 But that would mean the egg...
它孵化了 安德列 Hatched, Zborowsky.
经过一亿三千五百万年的漫长孕育 After 1 35 million years' gestation,
它终于破壳而出 飞向天空 it emerged from its shell and flew away.
就从那儿 Through there!
这样的话 In that case,
它是不是和 今天报纸上说的翼手龙有关 could it be related to the pterodactyl in the press?
安德列你绝对是当警察的料 You'd have made an excellent policeman.
梅纳德教授 professor Menard?
是我 Yes?
我们是警察 Inspector Caponi.
我能为你们做点儿什么 What can I do for you?
我们正在调查那只翼脚龙 I'm in charge of the petro dactyl case.
应该是翼手龙 ptero dactyl.
我就是这么说的 That's what I said.
您的博物馆里收藏了很多古代的骨头 Seeing the bone collection in your museum,
所以我想您应该能帮上忙 I thought maybe you could help.
严格地说我是白垩纪的专家 I'm strictly a Cretaceous man.
有关恐龙的问题我建议您去找侏罗纪的专家 I'd suggest you see a specialist in the Jurassic.
听着 我只有24小时破案 Look, I have 24 hours to solve this.
我可没空去侏罗纪山 I can't go visiting Jura.
那样的话我给您推荐 一位巴黎的专家如何 Let me f1nd you a specialist in paris in that case.
感激不尽 Most kind of you.
对了这个 Say...
拿去做大鸡蛋饼 That egg... It'd make a heck of an omelette.
请跟我来 please follow me.
哦好 Yes, of course.
好 如果有什么进展我会通知您 I'll keep you informed of developments.
非常感谢 please do.
就这样 Goodbye.
进来 别害怕 进来 进来 Come on... Don't be scared. Come on.
进来 看我给你准备了什么 Look what I've got for you.
嗯 很香啊 来 Smells good.
进来 Come on...
到了 先生在楼上 This is it, sir. Up there.
哦 很好你去给我弄杯清咖 Excellent! Fetch me a black coffee
再找点小吃什么的 and something to nibble on.
空着肚子可没法思考 好的 I can't think on an empty stomach.
还要吗 啊 给你宝贝儿吃吧 You want more? Eat, my baby, eat!
真听话 好孩子 That's good, my baby.
你 你好 有事吗 Yes? What do you want?
我是卡波尼督察 Inspector Caponi.
想问您几个关于二手龙的问题 I have some questions for you about the fero dactyl.
是是翼手龙 先生 ptero dactyl, sir.
您是这方面的专家 I was told you're a specialist.
是的 我的确是 不过现在 我正准备要吃饭呢 Yes, that's right. But this isn't a... I was about to eat.
那可真是太好了 perfect, that's our speciality.
哦 那么各位请进吧 Well, please come in then.
天哪 这儿可真暗 Goodness, it's dark in here.
我的眼睛对光线很敏感 I'm very sensitive to light.
来吧 各位请坐 please, take a seat.
嗯 En.
哦 谢谢 可以吗 我已经两天没吃饭了 请吧 Thanks,Jeannot. May I? I haven't eaten in 2 days. Go ahead.
那么我能帮你们什么忙呢 So, how can I be of help?
跟我们说说那个动物 Tell me about the animal.
它的习惯 它吃什么 睡在哪儿 What it eats, where it sleeps..
我对它的习性还不太了解 We know very little about its habits.
我只知道它很喜欢吃肉 We do know it's a carnivore.
说得没错 Quite right!
鲜嫩的牛排是最好的 Nothing beats a rare rib of beef.
什么声音 What's that?
是是是犀犀鸟 It's the toucan.
继续 教授先生 please go on, professor.
我估计它的翼展大概有6米
为了觅食它们能连续飞上好几个小时 and can fly for hours on end, looking for food...
然后把食物带回巢 to take back to the nest.
你说它们有巢 There's a nest of them?
哦 不不不 一只是不会有的 No, I mean... There's only one.
哦 En
只有当它们找到伴侣的时候才会筑巢 But at the time, when they had a mate,
这和寻找食物一样 f1nding food and building a nest
这是它们与生俱来的一种本能 were their main activities.
它们一年只会交配一次 Mating took place once a year
不知道是什么原因 and for reasons as yet unknown,
它们交配后只能产下一颗蛋 they only laid one egg at a time.
这就是为什么它们会具有 如此强的攻击性 Which explains their aggressive nature, especially...
因为它们要拼命保护唯一的后代 when it came to defending their one...and only offspring.
是吗 Amazing!
先生 那只犀鸟 Sir, the toucan's...
救命啊 救命啊 天哪 Help ! Help ! Jesus !
是因为那颗蛋它太珍贵了 It's because of the egg. It was too much for him.
这老东西疯了 把他抓起来 The man's deranged! Take him away!
抱歉 Sorry.
要帮忙吗 Need a porter?
来得正好 I wouldn't say no.
阿黛拉 Adele
啊 塞维尔先生 谢谢您来接我
阿黛拉小姐 我终于等到您了 My only hope of seeing you, my dear,
您走了之后一直没和我联系 as you travel far and near,
我只能在车站码头守株待兔了 is ifI lie in wait for you here.
很好 Very good!
小心 这是易碎品 Gently! It's fragile.
知道了 小姐 Yes, ma'am.
去杜四街28号 NO 28, Rue du Four, please.
那么秘鲁怎么样 So? peru?
远 很远 Far! Very far.
而且很高 And very high.
是的 Indeed.
您有没有登上马丘比丘山 You made it up Machu picchu?
每天都去 Every morning.
哦 每天都去 冒昧地问一下 very morning! Is it indiscreet to ask
您那个神秘的大箱子里装了什么宝贝 what treasure you bring us in that f1ne box?
长笛 是长笛 超大号的 A pipe. An Andean pipe.
长笛 A pipe?
它可是圣物 The large model. A sacred pipe
是我从印加皇帝的棺木上弄下来的 I wrenched from the tomb of the last Inca king.
天哪 No!
是啊 外行人千万不能碰它 Yes! Fatal for the uninitiated player,
否则很容易就会丧命的 so don't touch.
我绝对不碰 Def1nitely not.
我说先生 你打算住在这儿吗 Tell me, my good man, is this a cab or a B&B?
又不是我不想走 小姐 I'd love to get moving, lady,
是这些可恶的马把路给堵死了
真是的 巴黎什么时候能在路上禁马 When will they ban horses from paris?
现在都二十世纪了 This is the 2oth century!
快走 你这笨蛋 Move! You moron,
再不走的话你就死定了 or you are dad!
啊 怎么回事 Oh, what happened?
对了 刚才说到哪儿了 Where we were just now?
噢 我说阿黛拉 你又带了什么奇怪的东西回来 What hocus pocus have you brought back now?
米兰达 少说这些没用的 快帮我拿行李
我刚把房间收拾干净 I just cleaned your room.
你又拿回来这么个又脏又旧的玩意儿
我会打扫干净的 放心 谁寄来的 I'll take care of this one personally. What's all this mail?
植物园的一个小伙子寄来的 The young man from the Botanical Gardens.
每天都有一封 星期一 A letter a day,
有两封补上星期天的 and two Monday to make up for Sunday.
这让我想起年轻的时候住在娘家的日子 Reminds me of my youth in Andalusia, in my mother's family.
有个年轻的斗牛士 他非常强壮 There was a young picador, strong as his bulls...
阿加特最近好吗
还好 不过她现在 Fine. She's been very good.
吃得越来越少了 But she eats less and less.
再这么下去都快皮包骨头了 Soon she'll be skin and bone.
是吗 我会照顾好她的 We'll take good care of her.
谢谢你 米兰达 Thank you, Miranda,
谢谢你的耐心 你的帮忙 还有你的建议 for your patience, your time and your advice!
听说你不肯吃饭 So, you refuse to eat?
你的脸色可不好 得抹点胭脂 Now you look so unhealthy. You need some blusher.
现在漂亮了 You're as pretty as ever.
但愿米兰达没跟你唠叨她娘家的事 I hope Miranda didn't bore you with Andalusia.
我去了埃及 I was in Egypt.
给你带了礼物 I have a surprise for you.
当当 Look!
来见见派特莫斯 Meet patmosis,
他是法老拉美西斯的私人医生 personal physician of Ramses II, the great pharaoh.
他们的医学非常先进 Medically, they were so advanced.
从尸体保存上就能看得出来 Their preservation techniques prove it.
没人能比得上他们 Nobody's ever done better.
我相信凭藉他的能力 I'm sure with all his secrets,
一定能治好你 he'll soon have you on your feet.
只要我能找到让他复活的人 As soon as I f1nd the man who can revive him.
先生 Sir?
呃 很抱歉 布兰科小姐 I'm very sorry, Miss Blanc Sec.
我本来想从门缝里给您留张字条的 I was about to slip you a note.
没想到您已经回来了 I'd no idea you were back.
对 我马上要出门 I was about to go out.
啊 呃 我不会耽搁您的 I won't keep you.
但愿如此 I hope not.
给您 Here...
给它们编个号 我好从头开始看 Number them, so I know where to begin.
哦 无所谓 我是说 Forget the others. I mean,
那些可以以后再看 这封最重要 you can read them later. That one's the most important.
好的 我会在浴缸里看这封信的 Ok,I will read them in bath.
浴缸 In bath?
我一直在浴缸里看信 I always do.
哦 Um.
真漂亮啊 Beautiful.
什么 What?
我是说您的房间很漂亮 I mean, your room is beautifully decorated.
那个翼手龙是怎么回事 What's this pterodactyl?
哦 对了这就是我想在 Exactly. That's what my...
哪个监狱是关押死囚犯的 Which prison has a death row?
呃 长寿监狱 La Sante.
布兰科小姐 我能帮上什么忙吗 Can I do something to help?
能祝我长寿 Drink to my health!
埃斯佩朗迪 你的律师来见你 Esperandieu, your lawyer to see you.
他来了 先生 Your client, sir.
布兰科小姐 Miss Blanc Sec?
怎么是你呀 What are you doing here?
听我说 我找到派特莫斯的木乃伊了 professor, I found patmosis' mummy.
这不可能 That's impossible.
是不可能 可我找到了 别问过程 True, but I did. And don't ask me how.
那它现在在哪儿 Where is it now?
在我家 At home.
就等你让他复活了 Waiting for you.
哦 Oh.
不过阿黛拉 But Adele...
恐怕你得等很久了 I fear it will have to wait some more.
我想我是不太可能从这儿出去了 I don't see how I can get out of here.
而且我现在得花 很多精力去控制那只鸟 Anyway, my mind is too busy controlling the bird.
翼手龙 The pterodactyl?
对 你去埃及的时候 Yes. I wanted to ref1ne my technique
我想提高一下自己的技巧 while you were in Egypt.
所以我想办法让一颗一亿三千五 百万年以前的恐龙蛋复活了 I brought to life an egg over 1 35 million years old.
太好了 那让一个四千年前的 木乃伊复活是小菜一碟儿了 perfect! A 4,ooo year old mummy will be child's play.
哎 也许吧 不过那只鸟 perhaps,
它让我筋疲力尽 不控制它 but the bird exhausts me.
它杀戮的本性就来了 我得阻止它 Whenever I doze off, its killer instinct takes over. I must stop it
嘿 先救我的妹妹 让那只大鸟等一下 My sister f1rst, then your giant insect.
没问题 可你怎么把我从这儿弄出去呢 That's f1ne by me, but how will you get me out?
相信你的律师 Trust your lawyer.
你好 Sir?
来见我的委托人埃斯佩朗迪 I'm here to see my client, Esperandieu.
圣休伯特先生能问个问题吗 Mr. Saint Hubert, can we have a comment?
先生 先生 让一让 不要拥挤 Don't crowd.
伯特兰叫那些记者们让开 快快快退后 Hold back the reporters!
先生们 冷静 先生们 请冷静 请听他说 请回答我的问题 Gentlemen, calm down! Let him speak!
收到政府的邀请 I cut short my African trip
我中断了在非洲的旅行 at the government's behest.
他们请我这位专家来协助卡波尼先生 They have invited me as an expert to assist Mr Caponi
抓捕翼手龙 to dispatch this pterodactyl.
能为国家效力我感到非常荣幸 It's a great honour to put my talent at the service of the nation.
圣休伯特先生您准备怎么抓住它 Mr. Saint Hubert, what approach will you use?
第一步我打算先跟踪它 First, we'll track it down,
熟悉这种动物的特点和习性 to study its behaviour and habits.
那您怎么找到它呢 How will you f1nd it?
很简单 重要的是抬头看 Quite simply, by raising our sights.
今天有什么好菜 Anything good today?
鸽子肉 pigeon.
哦 你救了我的命 You've saved my life.
别客气 Don't mention it.
你在哪儿 在哪儿 在哪儿 在哪儿 Come out, wherever you are.
它就在这儿卡波尼 我能感觉到 It's right here, Caponi. I can sense it.
很好 Wonderful.
是是翼手翼翼脚翼头 翼头翼脑袋翼尾翼翼 it's pter...ptero...pterodactyl...
这是什么东西 What is it exactly?
羊肉 一定是的 Mutton! That's what it is.
真的 Really?
我百分之百确定 相信我 Categorically. Trust me,
我最了解粪便了
观察粪便是了解和追踪动物最好的方法 It's the best way to track an animal.
我们有进展了 卡波尼 重大进展 We're making progress, Caponi. progress!
太好了 Wonderful.
饭碗 饭碗底下有个徽章 In the bowl, there's a badge.
你装成厨师 阿尔芒珀蒂布兰查德 You're Armand petit Blanchard, head cook.
阿尔芒什么 Armand what?
阿尔芒珀蒂布兰查德 petit Blanchard, I said!
我放在更衣室里的厨师徽章被人偷走了 Someone stole my badge from my locker.
放开我 Hands off me!
够了 快出去 Get out! That's enough now!
好吧 那就再来 Right... I need a better plan.
对不起 没有三明治了 Sorry, no more pate.
那就算了 谢谢 Not to worry.
嘿 卡波尼 卡波尼 Hey! Caponi!
嗯 Yes?
根据我的判断 巴黎附近能找到羊的有三个地方 Unless I'm mistaken, it could f1nd sheep in 3 places.
北部的蒙马特牧场东部的农贸集市 Montmartre in the north, the colonial exhibition in the east,
还有中部的植物园 or the Botanical Gardens.
说得对 That's right.
那就出发 上帝保佑 Let's go! By the grace of God!
谢谢 孩子 Thank you, my son.
好棒 修女 修女来了 Wow! Sister is coming.
别碰我 快点 快跟我走 Don't touch! Hurry up, let's go!
哦 好吧 爸爸说过 As Daddy would say,
越是屡战屡败 越要屡败屡战 a battle that seems lost is the most exciting.
继续努力 Up and at 'em!
砰砰 Bang! Bang!
砰 Bang!
农夫已经数了两次了 他确定一只羊也没少 The farmer's counted the herd twice. None missing.
好的 我们走 Fine! Let's go!
啊 我的羊 My sheep!
真对不起 枪走火了 I'm so sorry. It just went off.
伯特兰去找兽医 Bertrand? Get a vet.
28号房 我来打针 Cell 28. It's for his jab.
啊 Ouch!
对不起 Sorry.
教授 快醒醒 professor? Wake up!
快跟我走 快 It's time to go.
能晚点再来吗 阿黛拉小姐 我累了 Would you be so kind as to come back later?
我想先睡一会儿 I really am very tired.
这算什么事儿 That takes the biscuit!
六只普瓦图山羊 Six poitou goats,
四只拉瓦努瓦斯羚羊 four Vanoise chamois,
十五只拉尔扎克母羊 f1fteen Larzac ewes and...
还有九十十二只侏罗纪绵羊 nine, ten, twelve mountain sheep from Jura.
侏罗纪 Jura?
全都在这儿一只也没少 All present and correct!
很好 现在就剩下植物园了 Good. On to the Botanical Gardens.
做好准备 卡波尼 Get ready, Caponi!
明天太阳一出来 We'll launch our assault
我们就发动突袭 at f1rst light.
谢谢 Thank you!
该换班了 You're relieved!
太好了 Fine by me.
祝你好运 Good luck!
教授睡得好吗 我们该走了 I hope you had a good sleep. We have to go now.
你在这儿干吗 What are you doing here?
又不是我要待在这儿 It's not by choice.
教授呢 Where's the professor?
昨晚他被带走了 行刑前都这样 They transferred him last night. Always do before the execution.
行刑 Execution?
嗯 明天早晨上断头台 The guillotine, tomorrow at dawn.
那他就 It can't be...
是啊 我很遗撼 除非能赦免他 Unfortunately, it can, unless... he gets a pardon.
赦免 pardon?
对 Yes.
拿着 我赦免你 Here... I pardon you.
去捡回来 快 小黑 好孩子 真聪明 Go on, fetch! Good boy, Nelson!
总统先生布兰科小姐来了 Mr. president, Miss Blanc Sec's here.
她很干净 She has nothing on her.
什么她很干净 What? Nothing on her?
我们搜过了她没带武器 We searched her. She's unarmed.
哦 去吧 Go on!
过来 小黑 好孩子 Come on, Nelson! Good boy!
亲爱的布兰科小姐 My dear Miss Blanc Sec!
您好 总统先生 Mr. president.
如果没记错的话 You know I have a fond
你好像采访过我 memory of that interview. . .
什么时候来着 When was it?
零六年一月十八号 January 1 8th, 1 9o6.
您当选的第二天 The day after you were elected.
那是我第一次采访 It was my f1rst interview.
印象当中那一次我好像笑得太多了 And the last time I laughed so much.
我当时吓坏了 Yes, I was appalling.
您还是那么迷人 对了 You were charming.
你找我有什么事吗 So, what can I do for you?
是的 我知道您当选总统以来 一直都很反对死刑 Well... As president, you often criticise the death penalty.
啊 我的第一届任期里 就赦免了17个死刑犯 I've pardoned 1-/ condemned men in my f1rst term.
一点儿没错 您能不能再赦免一个人 precisely. please, pardon one more.
埃斯佩朗迪教授 professor Esperandieu.
他明天就要被处死了 Due for execution tomorrow.
可他是无辜的 He's innocent.
我知道他的案子 他害死了3个人 I know his case. We have 3 dead bodies,
其中还包括警察局长 including a prefect.
这不是他干的 这全是因为那只翼手龙 He didn't kill them. It was a prehistoric beast!
只有教授能够控制它 Only the professor can control it.
如果教授被处决 Without him,
会有更多人丧命 how many bodies will there be?
听我说 亲爱的小姐 Miss,
我们派了最好的探员去调查此案 we have put our f1nest men on the case.
我们还专门从非洲请来了 一位职业猎人来负责
追捕这个动物 to dispatch the animal.
哦 别吵 小黑去捡球哦 Nelson! Fetch your ball!
总统先生 埃斯佩朗迪很伟大 嗯 Esperandieu is a f1ne scholar.
他的研究推动了科学进步 His research keeps science going forward.
如果您杀了他 您会受到公众谴责 By taking his life, you condemn so many others.
嗯 好吧 我会再考虑的 I promise I'll think it over.
谢谢 您先生 Thank you, sir.
哦 怎么了 你的球在那儿 What's wrong? Your ball's over there!
快去 小黑 快去啊 Fetch it, Nelson!
看就在那儿 快 快呀 Come on! Look!
哦 怎么了 没见过美女 What's up? Seen a ghost?
哦 看到吗 你的球不是在这儿吗 See? Your ball's over here.
嘿 快过来 宝贝儿 嘿 过来 快 听话 Come and fetch it! Be a good boy! Hurry!
小黑 过来 小黑 这来 这来 小黑 过来 过来呀 Come! Nelson! Come!
哦 不 总统先生 Oh,no! Mr. president!
哎 对了 真乖 Good boy! Into my arms!
快趴下 Get down!
有人袭击总统 抱歉 president assaulted! Sorry!
不许动 Don't move!
哦 快放开他 Get off him!
把你的脏手拿开 放开我 Take your paws off me! Let me go!
您受伤了吗 先生 Are you hurt, sir?
我没事 走开 I am f1ne, go away!
我警告你 我可是会柔道的 I'm warning you, I do jiu jitsu.
小黑 小黑 再不放开我 我就起诉你们 Nelson!Nelson! Let me go or I'll press charges!
小黑 Nelson!
快去找我的小黑 Find Nelson!
睁大眼睛 Eyes open, Caponi!
哦 我一直就没闭过 Both are wide open, honestly.
警惕和耐心是猎人的秘诀 Vigilance and patience are the hunter's watchwords.
圣休伯特 我能不能请一分钟的假 Tell me, Saint Hubert,could I nip off for a minute
去吃点儿东西 for some food?
绝对不行 我们可是在战斗 Out of the question! We are at war, my friend.
有一次为了伏击一只躲在 孟加拉古庙里的老虎
我整整三天没有吃饭 We went three days without food.
三天 Three days!
是的 Yes.
哦 天哪 你怎么做到的 Incredible! How did you do it?
我去图书馆查了所有的书 I started by consulting all the books in the library,
我发现这种动物喜欢 which conf1rmed the animal's
栖息在一个固定的地方 sedentary nature.
所以我就在这里 So I got the idea to collect
找了个僻静地儿给它做了个窝 the fragments of its egg
把那些蛋壳碎片 and put them in a quiet place.
全都收集起来铺在上面 Then I left out some
然后喂它吃新鲜的肉 choice cuts of beef,
让它吃饱 to keep them from hunger,
这样就不用担心 它会吃掉我们的科西嘉绵羊了 so it wouldn't decimate our herd of Corsican sheep.
安德列 你是个天才 Zborowsky... You're a genius!
哦 这没什么 只是凭直觉吧 It's nothing really. Just a little intuition.
你有这么敏锐的直觉 With intuition like that,
那些姑娘们一定会被你迷得神魂颠倒的 you must sweep the ladies off their feet, my young friend!
那得看哪个姑娘了 That depends on the lady.
您您的名字里有两个L Are there two L's in Addle?
不 我的名字里只有两个E No, two E's.
两两两个E Two E's?
阿黛拉A-D-E-L-E 干白葡萄酒 干白葡萄酒 Adele. A D E LE. Blanc Sec. Like the wine. Dry white, you know.
哦 我知道那那种酒 Yes, I know dry whites.
谢天谢地 Marvellous!
哦 请请您 请您从头开始说起 Go ahead. From the beginning.
为了治好我妹妹的病 To cure my sister,
我去了埃及而不是秘鲁 I went to Egypt, not peru,
去找一个叫派特莫斯的医生 to f1nd a doctor, patmosis,
他的医术很高明只可惜他是个木乃伊 a charming but mummif1ed fellow.
埃斯佩朗迪本来应该让他复活的 prof. Esperandieu was supposed to wake him,
而不是那只翼手龙 not the damn pterodactyl he should've left alone,
刚才就是那只龙突然出现 想袭击总统和他的宠物 given its attack on the president and his pet.
那那那只宠物是条龙 The petero...
不你又错了是只狗 No, the pet's the dog.
危急时刻我鼓足勇气 挺身而出多么英勇 I summoned up all my courage and threw myself on the president.
我这么做是为了请求总统 赦免埃斯佩朗迪 A heroic but calculated gesture,
让他帮我复活木乃伊 intended to secure a pardon for
给我妹妹治病 the professor to save my sister
结果他们说我袭击总统 I was arrested for attacking him.
我看上去像恐怖分子吗 Do I look like a terrorist?
不 No.
后来翼手龙带走了小黑 So the bird dunked on Nelson.
呃 带带带走了 Dunked?
我能回家了吗 Clear? Can I go home now?
嗯 不过小姐还还还有 一个细节我不太清楚 Yes. However... One tiny detail escapes me.
什么 Which is?
是谁 那只狗狗是谁的呢 Who is... Whose is... Whose is the dog?
天哪 你能不能不用摩尔斯电码说话 Right... Do you have to speak in Morse,
否则就得通霄了 or we'll be all night?
我救了总统 你们居然这么对我 I save the president and that's the thanks I get?
该死的 You louts!
计划进行地不太顺利 亲爱的
我得洗个澡镇定一下
让您在这儿等了这么久 抱歉 Sorry for bothering you for nothing.
不过在坟墓里您可看不到像我这样的美女 Truly. But aren't you happier here eyeing the girls than in your tomb?
噢 天哪 My God!
谁啊 Yes?
拥抱一下 Into my arms!
我看了信 I read your letter.
呃 看了哪一封 Which one?
翼手龙那封 你真是个天才 About the pterodactyl. You're a genius, Andrej.
哦 我们走 车等着呢 Let's go. The taxi's waiting downstairs.
马上来 Right away.
在这边 This way.
你看我没骗你吧 See? I wasn't telling you lies.
难以置信 Incredible!
当心 阿黛拉小姐 Be careful, Miss Adele.
你放心吧 这对我来说没什么 Don't worry, I've cracked tougher nuts.
来小鸟 小鸟 小鸟 小鸟 Birdy, birdy...
阿黛拉小姐它更喜欢吃肉 It prefers meat.
嗯 Really?
呃 我真傻 Silly me.
你是从哪儿来的 美人 Where are you from, my beauty?
我没说你 I don't mean you!
我说你的翅膀真漂亮 In any case, you have beautiful plumage.
那么你的声音是不是也很动听呢 In truth, if your voice is the equal of your coat...
好吧 我想你肯定不是夜莺的祖先
还是小心点儿 它可能会把你当成羊 Watch out, it might think you're a goat.
你一直是这么关照女生的吗 You smooth talker.
哦 不我的意思是 No, I meant...
想驯服它们就得起名字 I'm usually called bird names.
是吗 Really?
小鸽子小云雀 My dove... My chickadee...
小羽毛 My feathery thing!
这么说 Actually...
你是想要我的这条羽毛围巾 You want my feathers, don't you?
我的小羽毛漂亮的小鸟 迷人的小鸟来 My feathery thing... Feathers of little birdies...
我的天哪 Incredible!
很好 非常好 我们是朋友了 There you go, that's good. Now we're friends,
现在我想请你帮我一个忙 I have a favour to ask of you.
阿黛拉小姐你该不会是想 Surely you're not going to...
失礼了 It'd be rude not to.
你你你疯了吗 It's madness!
我想它不会比骆驼更难骑吧 It can't be more complicated than a camel.
有可能 It can.
小心那棵树 小姐 Watch out! The tree!
停下 Stop!
好了 There we are.
您真是不可思议 You're unbelievable, Miss Blanc Sec.
好了 创造奇迹 去创造奇迹 Now we've mastered the unbelievable, let's perform the impossible.
我们到了 Here we are!
这边走 This way, my friends.
哦 我都等不及了 This is so exciting!
亲爱的 你还什么都没看过呢 You haven't seen anything yet.
等会儿千万别眨眼 别错过了好戏 And don't blink, or you'll miss it.
为你们准备了小吃 祝你们胃口好 I prepared some snacks for you.
啊 真是累死我了 太周到了 来 这个给您 Good thinking. This is for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
有香槟 太好了 在哪儿看
窗户这儿 At the window.
噢 谢谢 Thank you.
快开始了 我们来的正好 Look at the crowd. We're just in time.
就是他 他的头又小又难看 There he is! An ugly little head he has.
难怪他们要把它砍下来 I see why they'd chop it off.
哦 夏洛特 Charlotte!
是因为那颗蛋它太珍贵了 It was because of the egg. It was too much for him.
看呐 给他套上袋子了 They've put a bag on his head.
我不明白 为什么给他套了袋子他就飞走了 I don't understand. Why'd the executioner fly off with a bag on his head?
那儿 它在那儿 它在那儿 卡波尼 There! There it is!
我在 There! I'm here!
它抓了个人 快叫救护车 其余的交给我 It's snatched a man. Fetch an ambulance. Leave the rest to me.
马上就去 马上就去 I'll go right away.
伙计戴着吧 送给你了 You keep it, buster. You've earned it.
呃 有人吗 这是哪儿 我已经到地狱了吗 Anyone there! Where are we? Is this hell?
是我 Here I am!
阿黛拉 Adele?
您好 Hello.
这到底怎么回事啊 How can this be?
你给了它生命 它救了你 你们两个扯平了嗯 He saved your life. You brought him to life, so it's only fair.
是啊 Yes.
安德列 出了什么事 他们是谁 What's going on? Who are these...
埃斯佩朗迪 Esperandieu?
梅纳德 Menard!
天哪 真是个奇迹 By the saints! A miracle!
梅纳德你这个老无赖 Menard, you old blackguard!
嘿 埃斯佩朗迪真是没想到 Esperandieu, well I never!
我说你怎么到这儿来了 How on earth did you get here?
哦 这可说来话长了 That's a very long story.
对 以后有的是时间 You can tell it later. This winter,
捧杯热巧克力聊一年都行 over a hot chocolate.
可先得让木乃伊复活去救人 We have a mummy to wake and sister to save.
开个玩笑 Just joking!
对对 她开玩笑 Yes, she's just joking.
我可不开玩笑 Well, I'm not joking.
走了这么远 您一定累了吧 Tired after your trip?
是啊 很累 非常非常累 Indeed I am. Very tired.
那要不要先回家 Want to go home?
是啊 我想我是该回家了 Yes. I should be going home.
我送您吧 I'll take you.
好你送我回家 Yes, take us home.
好吧 我送你 再见了小鸟儿 Sure, take him home. Goodbye, ducky!
那是什么
圣休伯特 Saint Hubert?
埃斯佩朗迪 Esperandieu!
怎么卡住了 Not now!
怎么了 What's wrong?
圣休伯特 Saint Hubert.
快滚开 你这臭狗 Get out!
你这该死的混蛋 Stupid hound!
谁允许你这白痴向科学开枪的 You worthless nincompoop, who allowed you to shoot at science?
我可是 我可是圣休伯特职业猎人
你是职业猎人
告诉你我也是个猎人 I'm a hunter, too,
不过我这个猎人只打败类 but I only shoot black sheep.
我这儿正好缺一个败类的标本 You seem a f1ne specimen.
放下枪你想干吗 Stop that! You've no right!
一 不 One! No!
二 不 Two! No!
三 不 Three! No!
四五 不不不 Four! Five! No! No! No!
现在别死 求你了 Don't die now, please!
我尽量坚持 I'll do my best.
我来帮你吧 Let me help.
安德列 你要想帮就去帮那只翼手龙 If you want to help, look after the pterodactyl.
可教授在流血 But the professor's bleeding.
他们俩是一体的 他们中只要有一个死了 They're connected! Don't ask how or why.
另一个也会死 快去想想办法 If we lose one, we lose both. Don't let it happen.
好的 没问题 交交给我吧 Yes, of course! Leave it to me.
去杜四街 Twenty eight, Rue du Four.
我该怎么做 What do I do now?
找些古老的东西围成一个圈 place antique objects in a circle around me.
东西越古老越好 The older the better.
对那边那个 Yes, that one.
我找到了绷带 帮你包扎伤口 I'm going to need to... put this bandage on you.
我马上来 马上来 I'll be right back.
好 现在呢 There! What now?
现在我要尝试和木乃伊建立联系 Now... I'll try to establish contact with the mummy
看看它是否愿意把钥匙交给我 to see if it agrees to entrust the keys to me.
好 Excellent!
什么钥匙 What keys?
人死后整个身体开始萎缩 After death, the whole body shrinks
把生命锁在灵魂里 灵魂是永生不灭的 and locks itself in the mind which never die.
我通过多年的研究找到了 一把开启灵魂的钥匙 I discovered the key to communicate with the mind.
太好了 Wonderful!
有希望了 It's going to work.
要不要吃点儿止血剂 我把药混在了黄油里 Maybe... some procoagulants... in a nub... of butter?
教授 教授 教授 professor!
求你了别死 求求你 再坚持一会儿 求你了 please, stay with me. please, just a little longer!
上帝保佑 Bless you.
谢谢 Thanks.
抱歉 弄碎了 Sorry about the glass.
没关系 我来收拾 Forget it. I have to tidy up anyway.
真遗撼 他已经走了 我真希望能和他聊聊 What a shame he's gone. I'd have liked to get to know him.
啊 这是谁呀 你们俩长得可真像啊 What have we here? I detect a certain likeness.
我妹妹 She's my sister.
她脸色不好 She doesn't look well.
对 Yes...
不过 But...
我想 Actually...
我想您派特莫斯拥有那么高超的医术 With the knowledge you possess, perhaps you could try
应该能把她治好 to bring her back to life?
也许我有点小才能 I have some modest talents,
可是这个不是我的专长 but not that one.
什么 你不是医生 What? You're not a doctor?
当然不是 我是个核子物理学家 Absolutely not. I'm a nuclear physicist.
我擅长处理数位符号 方程式之类的东西 I deal in f1gures, signs and equations. Nothing very extraordinary.
我想您弄错了 法老离不开医生 Doctors don't leave the pharaoh's side,
所以医生都被葬在法老旁边 就在他的隔壁 and are buried next to them, right next door.
我能进去弄点儿茶喝吗 May I make some tea?
请便 Be my guest.
哦 您真是友善 在我们那个时代 Very kind of you.
友善是非常珍贵的品质 Kindness is a highly prized quality in our dynasty.
我知道在整个旅程中您都对我很照顾 I admit that throughout this adventure,
可以说是关怀备至 我一直都想谢谢您 you have been very hospitable towards me, and I'd like to thank you.
你能听见 You could hear?
是的 Everything.
那么你也能看见 And see? Like when I...
是的 Everything.
别害羞有这样的身材 您完全应该感到自豪 Don't blush. With this body,you appreciate that of others more.
谢谢 Thanks.
我猜您在找一个 能治这个孩子的医生吧 I suppose you want a doctor to cure this poor child.
是的 我们不仅是姐妹 Yes. Not only is she my sister,
还是好朋友 我们是双胞胎 but also my friend, my angel... My twin.
呃 她怎么会这样的 What happened to her?
一次意外 A freak accident.
碰到了野兽 A camel?
不 碰到了球 Tennis.
把帽针借我 没门儿 Lend me your hatpin. No way!
谢谢 不客气 Thanks. For nothing.
我怎么样 How do I look?
看起来就像羊肉串 Like skewered kidneys.
我知道你一定是想说哦 天哪 Which I take to mean... ''Gracious!
为什么父母给了她聪明和美丽 而只给了我痛苦和妒忌 Why did my parents give her beauty and leave me only bitterness and jealousy?''
一盘决胜负用新球
我记得那一年我们刚满20岁 We'd just turned twenty.
阿加特非常漂亮
我们都爱上了一种新运动 We'd discovered a new sport and played whenever we could.
一有空就去玩 为了避免竞争 In order to avoid any sense of rivalry,
我们从来没有真正比赛过一次 we never had an actual match.
这是场严格的友谊赛
就在我们越来越投入 越来越开心的时候 Then, in a moment of euphoria, a moment of shared happiness,
悲剧发生了 tragedy struck.
阿加特
小姐你没事吗 Miss, are you okay?
小姐醒醒啊 小姐 Miss, wake up!
让开 阿加特醒醒 阿加特 阿加特
求你了 别死 对不起 No, not that!
请别丢下我别碰我 快去找医生来 Sorry! Stay with me! Go and fetch a doctor!
阿加特 阿加特 阿加特 阿加特 阿加特
她只比我晚出生几分钟 She was born a few minutes after me
却走得这么早 真希望我能替阿加特去死 but she departed well before me.It's the only race I'd have loved to lose.
这真是令人难过的意外 Indeed, a most regrettable accident.
相信我 没能帮你 我真的感到非常遗撼 Believe me, I'm very sorry I can't help you.
教授很伟大 他刚才发出的精神力量 The professor did a remarkable job. His mental power
足以让方圆2公里内的死者复活 must have woken the dead in a radius of 2 km.
可惜我不是你要找的那个人 But I'm not the right person.
等一下先生你说方圆2公里 Hold on a sec... 2 kilometres?
是的 差不多 Yes, probably.
这就像你往水里丢石头 会激起层层涟漪一样 The waves ripple out like when you throw a stone into water.
法老的医生从来没 有离开过他身边 And Ramses' doctors never left his side?
他们从不离开法老房间 包括做爱的时候 They never left the room, even when he was mating. The Mummies of Ramses II.
派特莫斯 你真棒 patmosis, you're a genius.
出发 Let's go!
请问一下拉美西斯的展览在哪里 Excuse me, I'm looking for the Ramses exhibition.
好的 Yes, quite!
派特莫斯别和路人说话 会引起混乱的 Stop importuning people. You'll get us noticed.
我在坟墓里躺了整整五千年 好不容易出来一趟 After 5,ooo years in a tomb, can't I have some fun?
难道就不能让我笑个五分钟吗 I couldn't resist. It was rather amusing.
等把正事办完 你就可以去死了
笑着去死 Of laughing, if you wish.
你能打开吗 Can you open it?
呃 我既不是医生 也不是锁匠 I'm no better locksmith than doctor.
哦 你总得有点用吧 不然我还不如把你丢进塞纳河 perhaps you could serve some kind of purpose, or I'll float you down the Seine.
你会觉得味道和尼罗河不一样 The Nile, it ain't!
好了 别生气 我只是想表现一下我的幽默感 Don't get upset. Humour soothes the savage breast.
天哪 这一点都不幽默 That's not humour!
也许5000年前的法老 会觉得这样很好笑 Maybe it made the pharaohs laugh,
可现在是20世纪 but this is the 2oth century!
谢谢 That's better.
这边请 夫人 This way, Mistress.
派特莫斯 patmosis!
在 夫人 我来了 夫人 Yes, Mistress.
请进 夫人 Coming, Mistress! This way, Mistress.
能不能麻烦闭上你的嘴 Cut it out!
您的神经太紧张了 放松点儿 You're very tense. Relax.
等会儿让我来给您做个按摩 I'll give you a massage later.
你当过按摩师 You're a chiropractor now?
没有 不过我曾深入研究过肌肉动力学 No, but I studied molecular energy.
还是研究开门动力学吧 For now, stick to opening doors.
漂亮吧 以前我们经常尽 Beautiful, eh? Reminds me of when we painted.
都检查过了 All clear?
你们看那是什么 Look, what's that?
什么 what?
派特莫斯 patmosis!
交给我吧 夫人 Leave it to me, Mistress.
哦 哎 小姐 Miss!
唤醒人 你不会 击昏他们你可真在行 Waking people, no, but knocking them out, no problem.
谢谢夫人 Thank you, Mistress.
哦 我的天哪 Oh my God!
他们站的顺序都乱了 They're all jumbled up.
要是让拉美西斯看到了他一定 If Ramses saw this...
把他叫醒帮他们重新排队 Wake him, so he can rearrange them.
不 不 这不行 法老醒来的时候他们必须围在他身边 The faithful f1rst, so they're there when the pharaoh wakes.
可怜的人他一定很想家 poor dear, don't want him feeling homesick.
为了不亵渎法老 我建议我们最好还是遵循必要的礼仪 And def1nitely not insulted, so I suggest we respect protocol.
这点我同意 I'm in favour of protocol.
对不起打扰了 您是医生吗 Sorry to bother you, are you a doctor?
请问您是医生吗 Are you a surgeon?
我找位医生 I'm looking for a doctor.
哦 你肯定不是 No, you're not a doctor!
有谁是医生吗 Doctor anyone?
睡得真香 派特莫斯 你这身打扮太可笑了 Great nap. What is that ridiculous attire?
哦 当地人的服装 将就一下吧 陛下 Native costume, Your Highness.
请让我介绍阿黛拉布兰科小姐 她是个记者 Allow me to introduce Miss Adele Blanc Sec, a scribe.
您好 Hi.
这里的人居然雇佣女人当记录员 The natives employ women to write their texts?
是啊 这里的文明程度还处于初级阶段 Their civilization is still rough and ready,
不过这位小姐非常和蔼 but she is very amicable
把我们叫醒就是她的主意 and waking us was her good idea.
是个好主意 不过我觉得醒得稍微早了点儿 Good idea? I feel I've woken up a little early.
很抱歉叫醒您 陛下 我实在是万不得已 因为事关生死 Sorry to wake you, Your Highness, I had no choice. It's a matter of life or death.
哦 要知道生和死也就是来来去去吧 Life or death? It comes and it goes.
我想让妹妹醒过来 I'd like my sister's to come back.
呃 阿黛拉小姐误以为我是医生 所以把我叫醒 Miss Adele woke me up in the belief that I was a doctor.
你 医生 You? A doctor?
你都不配给我剪指甲 I wouldn't let you clip my nails.
她在找一个能治疗她妹妹的医生 She's looking for a doctor to treat her sister,
我斗胆请求陛下 and we thought that
您是否能够开恩 in your great kindness,
允许您的私人医生给 阿黛拉小姐可怜的妹妹看看病 you might let your personal physician take a look at the child.
你居然为了这么点事把我叫醒 You woke me up for such a trivial affair?
等一下陛下 您在坟墓里沉睡了五千年 Hold on, Rammy! Five thousand years, you've been snoring away.
我失去妹妹痛苦了整整五年 I've had 5 years of grieving,
您知道我有多痛苦吗 of suffering with my sister who can't see me.
是的 我是个没有神庇护的可怜的小人物 I'm a poor earth dweller with no divine protection.
我每天都生活在挥之不去 无止境的痛苦和悔恨中 I live everyday with the pain and guilt that never goes away.
因为这都是我的错 是因为我的帽针 Because it was all my fault! It was my hatpin!
这和帽子有什么关系 What's this about a hat?
哦 没什么等会儿我再告诉您 Nothing, I'll tell you later.
嗯 纳斯比斯 我忠实的医生 Nosibis, my faithful doctor...
你能否让这个女孩苏醒过来 See if you can give the girl a little life back,
让她能够再次享受她姐姐的爱 so she can enjoy all this love for her.
谢谢 Thank you...
殿下 Your Highness.
尊贵的陛下 Serene Majesty?
医生说如果我们 把帽针拔出来她就会死掉 The doctors said if we took it out,she'd most likely die.
我的天哪你疯了吗 我是请你医治她 You're insane! I asked you to cure her,
不是杀死她 你这个皮包骨 not kill her, you bag of bones!
哦 冷静 阿黛拉 不要影响医生 Calm down, Adele. Don't interfere.
那是什么 What's that?
法老的内脏 The pharaoh's entrails.
不错 Charming.
他必须要吻吗 Is the kiss necessary?
不这只是一个传统 Not really, more of a tradition.
因为要等她醒过来以后再吻 就得征求她同意了 It's better to do it now, before she wakes up.
他佔便宜 No kidding.
好吧 我们出去透透气 Well... Let's go out and see the sights.
阿加特
你疯了吗 打这么狠 我可是你妹妹 Are you mad, hitting the ball like that?
对 你是我妹妹 你是我最爱的人 And I love you more than the whole world.
能认识您我感到很荣幸 阿黛拉小姐 It was a privilege meeting you, Miss Adele.
我也是派特莫斯 Same here, patmosis.
刚才我太无礼了 Apologize to your pharaoh for me, for being so rude.
真是抱歉 请转达我的歉意 也代我谢谢他 And thank him for me.
我会的 夫人 I will... Mistress.
阿黛拉你在跟谁说话 Who are you talking to?
没人 亲爱的 我向你保证一切都会好起来的 Nobody, darling. Don't move. Everything will be f1ne now, I promise.
呃 这边请 陛下 This way, Your Majesty.
啊那是什么啊 What was that?
实在是抱歉 先生 我又来麻烦您了
说说吧 Go ahead.
您能不能告诉我去尼罗河怎么走 Which way to the Nile, please?
哦 当然可以 Why, of course!
这些当地人个个都很奇怪 而且都很不懂礼貌 They are very curious people. Cruelly lacking in manners.
的确如此 陛下 I agree, Your Highness.
不过他们的艺术造诣倒是相当的高 But they have highly developed artistic talents.
就拿这个院子来说吧真是美极了 This courtyard, for example, is magnif1cent.
是啊 很壮观 Quite magnif1cent!
我们应该在这儿建个金字塔 We should build a pyramid here.
它一定会让这儿锦上添花 I'm sure it would be a f1ne addition.
呃 这是个好主意 不过陛下是不是该走了 Meanwhile, Sire, perhaps we should rejoin the others?
说得对 派特莫斯 我们走 You are right, patmosis. Let's go!
法老的诅咒昨晚降临巴黎 Curse of the pharaohs Strikes paris!
快看报啊 卢浮宫的木乃伊神秘消失 Read all about it! Mummies Vanish from the Louvre!
给您先生 谢谢 There you go, sir!
快看报啊 法老的诅咒昨晚降临巴黎 Curse of the pharaohs Strikes paris!
这回怎么又扯上木乃伊了 What's this now about mummies?
一定又是反政府主义者的阴谋 通知内务部 It's another anarchist plot. Call the Interior.
太好了 终于能饱餐一顿了 Tuck in, my little Caponi!
您找谁 Who's it for?
我找阿黛拉小姐 It was for Miss Adele.
啊 她去度假了 要好几周 She's taken a few weeks' vacation.
哦 Well.
看来你得送给其他人了 Give them to someone else.
哦 给我吗 您真是太好了 先生您贵姓 For me? That's so kind! What's your name?
呃 佐伯伯伯伯夫 Zborowsky.
您的名字叫什么 First name perhaps?
哦 我叫安德列那个烈是 Yes. Andrej, with a J, as in...
是热烈的热 进来喝杯茶 As in jaguar. Cup of tea?
好的 Yes.
旅途愉快 Enjoy the trip.
谢谢 Thank you.
快点儿 小姐 船马上就要离港了 Hurry, miss, we're about to leave.
知道了 急什么啊 All right, keep your hair on.
阿黛拉布兰科 Blanc Sec, Adele.
谢谢 Thank you.
戴绿色帽子的女人 交给我们吧 The woman in the green hat? Leave it to us.
快点儿 快点儿 快点儿 这是布兰科小姐的行李
欢迎上船 欢迎上船 Welcome on board. Welcome on board.
动作快点 快去搬行李
您好 欢迎上船 动作快 动作快 快快快 快去搬行李 Welcome on board. Hurry up!
您好 欢迎 您好 欢迎 How are you? Welcome!
拿着 布兰科小姐 Take this. Miss Blanc Sec...
是我 Yes?
这是您的吗 These are yours?
对帮我拿到房间里去 Take good care of them.
对不起 Sorry!
这个开头还真不错 Good start to the holiday.
对不起 这是个意外 对不起 Sorry, it was an accident.
那是我的包 小心点儿 That's my bag! Take good care of it.
旅途愉快 布兰科小姐 Have a good trip, Miss Blanc Sec.
圣休伯特 Saint Hubert!
卡波尼卡波尼 Caponi! Caponi!
我要把你做成标本 A f1ne zebra!
我和他走散了 快去找他 快去找 快去 I've lost Saint Hubert! I just lost him! Go and f1nd him!
能够做成标本你应该感到荣幸 You put up a good f1ght.
拜托 别杀我 求你了 please, I'm begging you.
不 No!
笑一笑
Smile!
不不 No!
不许动 Nobody move!
督察先生 我的枪里没子弹 I'm out of ammunition.
抓住他 把他带走 Take him away!
你也很适合做标本 You look like a fine specimen, too.
圣休伯特待在那儿别动 我去找增援部队 Sit tight. I'll get reinforcements.
不着急 Fine, take your time.
噢 不 Oh, no!