过去啊，呆瓜 Move it, dorkus.
看来你是下一个啦，把你的票给我吧 Okay, I think you're next. I'll take your ticket.
向这个方向转一下，后背挺直 Come right around this way. Keep your back straight.
把你的书放在膝盖上 Put your books down on your lap.
好，盯住照相机，好了吗？ 笑的甜一点，就这样 Now, look right up at the camera, okay? Nice smile. Here we go.
让我把焦距对准，好的 现在你正在镜头当中 Let me focus right over here. Okay. Get you in.
照得不错 That's good.
朝这边稍微转一下，吉娜 Swing around this way just a little bit, Gina.
- 是珍娜 - 看这里，吉娜 -It's Jenna. -Look over here, Gina.
是珍娜！ It's Jenna!
哦，天啊 Oh, God.
哦，不 Oh, no.
我已经吃够了 I've had enough already.
嘿，珍娜 Hey, Jenna.
麦特，别这样，别再照了 Matt, please. No more pictures.
干嘛啊，这可是你13岁生日 我们得记录下来 Come on. It's your 1 3th birthday. We gotta document it.
- 嗨，糖糖 - 嗨，珍娜 -Hi, Tom-Tom. -Hey, Jenna.
嗨，海狸（又指女性私处） 水坝那里怎么样啊？（海狸喜欢在水坝上打洞） Hi, Beaver. How's everything at the dam?
- 那你的照片照出来如何啊？林克？ - 不怎么样 -So how'd yours come out, Rink? -Not so good.
恩，我的也不怎么好 Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
- 糖糖，你照的棒极了！ - 你的是最棒的 -Tom-Tom, yours are great! -Yours are the best.
天啊，你真上像 God, you're so photogenic.
我到大门前等你，好吧？ I'll meet you out front.
想干什么就干什么去吧， 她又不要个跟屁虫 Do whatever you want. It's not like she needs a play-by-play.
- 大变态 - 再见 -Freakazoid. -See you.
珍娜，我能和你谈一下下吗？ Jenna, could I talk to you a tiny sec?
我告诉克里斯·格兰迪我和六姐妹 会去参加你的生日派对 I told Chris Grandy me and the Six Chicks were going to your party.
- 他说他也想去 - 真的？ -And he said he wanted to come with. -Really?
是的，所以要是我们去不成，那可太糟糕了 因为我们想去的要死 Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it, because we really wanted to.
- 是不是啊，姑娘们？ - 没错 -Didn't we, girls? -Totally.
- 就是，太糟糕了 - 我们会非常非常遗憾的 -So, so much. -We're so sorry.
米丝莉小姐的大作业让我们忙的透不过气来 Miss Measly's up our butts with this group project...
而克里斯要帮我们的忙 ...and Chris is gonna help us out...
所以我猜他也去不了啦 ...so I guess he can't come either.
- 我能帮你写你的报告 - 太好了！ -I could write your report for you. -Fabuloso.
我说，我真想不到你竟然邀请了 那群没个性的家伙 You know, I can't believe you invited those clones.
她们是我的朋友 They're my friends.
六姐妹不是你的朋友，知道吗？ Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
这个，差不多是，而且有天 我也会成为她们中的一个 Well, almost. And someday I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
可是她们已经有六个人了，这才是关键 你不能成为第七个六姐妹 There's six of them. That's the point. There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
这在数学上是说不通的 It's just mathematically impossible.
你比她们酷多了，她们一点个性也没有 You're cooler than they are. They're unoriginal.
我也不想有个性，麦蒂（麦特的昵称） 我只想够酷 I don't wanna be original, Matty, I wanna be cool.
- 要不要来点瑞兹糖？ - 那是给小孩吃的 -Want some Razzles? -Razzles are for kids.
没错 Exactly.
- 再见（意大利语） - 再见（法语） -Arrivederci. -Au revoir.
- 嗨，甜心 - 生日快乐 -Hey, sweetie. -Happy birthday!
给我们讲讲你的少女生活吧 Tell us about your new life as a teenager.
你怎么回事？你戴了胸罩？ What did you do? Are you wearing a bra?
- 走开！ - 亲爱的，怎么回事？ -Go away! -Oh, honey, what's wrong?
韦恩，她开始注意形象了 Wayne. Self-image.
- 珍娜，一切都会没事的 - 不会的，妈，你看看我！ -Jenna, it's going to be all right. -lt is not, Mom! Look at me!
- 这不是没事，这是差的要命 - 这不是差的要命，亲爱的，只是一般而已 -This is not okay. This is fatal. -It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.
我恨我的一生 I hate my life.
你和“美体”杂志上的那些女孩看起来是不一样 You don't look like girls in Poise magazine...
但是你有你自己独特的美 ...but you're beautiful in your own way.
我不想只有自己独特的美 I don't wanna be beautiful in my own way.
我只想看起来像她们这些人一样 I wanna look like these people.
哦，这些不是普通人，亲爱的 她们是模特 Oh, those aren't people, honey. Those are models.
“30岁，动人和成熟的季节， 为何30岁是你人生的黄金季节” "Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the 30s are the best years of your life."
我希望变成30岁 I wanna be 30.
这个嘛，你有天会变成的，亲爱的 Well, you will be, honey.
但是现在你是我13岁的漂亮宝贝 But right now you're my beautiful 1 3-year-old.
- 生日快乐，珍娜！ - 哦，天啊 -Happy birthday! -Oh, my God.
这只是你生日礼物的一部份 其余的我过会给你 This is just part one of your present. I got something else to give you later.
这是什么？ What is it?
你不是一直都想要一套笆比梦幻家园吗？ You know how you always wanted a Barbie Dream House?
所以，我决定给你造一个珍娜梦幻家园 Well, I decided to make you your own Jenna Dream House.
- 都是你做的？你真好，麦蒂 - 恩 -You made all this? Oh, Matty. -Yeah.
看，这是你在洗泡泡浴， 还看着你最喜欢的美体杂志 See, that's you in your bubble bath, reading your favorite magazine.
这是你的卧房，有一整套顶级音响 And there's your bedroom, with a massive stereo...
每张出的唱片都有 ...and every record ever made.
当然是好听的那些 The good ones.
那是流浪者瑞克·斯普林菲尔德 在沙发上闲坐着 And there's that bum Rick Springfield loafing on the couch.
这是我，看着那个家伙 确保他规规矩矩的 And there I am, to make sure the creep keeps his hands to himself.
哦，差点忘了，祝愿尘 Oh, almost forgot. Wishing dust.
这上面写着，“这些祝愿尘知道你内心 深处的愿望， It says, "This wishing dust knows what's in your heart of hearts.
它能让你梦想成真” It'll make all your dreams come true."
他们来了 They're here.
我们怎么办？ What do we do?
哦，天啊，麦特，我先把这个放起来，好吗？ Oh, my God. Matt, I'm just gonna put this away, okay?
这房间会用作舞厅 So there's room to dance.
放点音乐 Put some music on.
爸爸，你答应我了你会一直待在楼上的，去啊！ Dad, you promised you were gonna stay upstairs. Go!
嗨，大家好，派对在楼下举行 Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
很好 Fabuloso.
- 这是什么音乐？ - 我不知道，是麦特放的 -What is this? -I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
对不起，海狸头，少数服从多数 Sorry, Beave-head. Majority rules.
小气鬼，没救了 Narrow, man. Narrow, hopeless people.
- 变态 - 机器人（指没个性） -Freak. -Robot.
我到隔壁去拿我的卡西欧键盘 I'm gonna go next door and get my Casio.
随你做什么，麦特 我又不要个跟屁虫 Do whatever you want, Matt. It's not like I need a play-by-play.
再见啦，废物！ See you, loser.
嗨，我有个主意 Hey, I have an idea, girls.
我们来玩天堂里的七分钟吧 Let's play Seven Minutes in Heaven.
你先进去吧，你是寿星女 You can go first, because you're the birthday girl.
再问一次，这游戏怎么玩？ How does that one go, again?
你进到一个衣橱里面 某个幸运的男生也会进去 Well, you go in the closet, and some lucky guy's gonna go in there...
在七分钟里能对你为所欲为 ...and do whatever he wants with you for seven whole minutes.
猜猜谁想先进去 And guess who wants to go first.
- 谁？ - 克里斯·格兰迪 -Who? -Chris Grandy.
- 不可能 - 可能 -No way. -Way.
怕我一会忘了，我们的大作业报告在哪里？ Before I forget, where's our project proposal?
- 桌子上面 - 多谢啦 -On the table. -Thanks.
记住，不许偷看，一直戴着这个蒙眼布 Remember, no peeking. Keep that blindfold on.
顺便告诉你一下，克里斯喜欢到二垒 And just so you know, Chris loves going for second base.
我们走吧，我想我能让我哥给我们买点啤酒 Let's go. I think I can get my brother to buy us some beer.
- 我带了奶酪面来 - 等下，我要喝那个饮料 -I got the cheez doodles. -Wait, give me that drink.
把那放下，乔治，谢谢你 Thank you. Leave it, George. Come on.
- 怎么回事？ - 珍娜正在衣橱里面等你 -What's going on? -Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
我以为你不会来了 I thought you weren't gonna come.
你在哪里？ Where are you?
哦，克里斯 Oh, Chris.
- 我不是克里斯，是麦特 - 你来这干嘛？ -It's not Chris, it's Matt. -What are you doing here?
- 克里斯在哪？ - 他走了，大家都走了 -Where's Chris? -He's gone. Everybody left.
- 你做什么了？ - 什么也没有 -What'd you do? -Nothing!
- 不，你一定做什么了！ - 我只是去拿了我的卡西欧键盘 -Yes, you did! -I just went to get my Casio!
- 出去！ - 等等！珍娜！让我和你谈谈！ -Get out! -Wait! Jenna, let me talk to you!
- 出去！ - 珍娜，出来吧，求求你了！ -Get out! No! -Jenna, please, just come out!
我恨你，我恨我，我谁都恨！ I hate you! I hate me! I hate everybody!
- 珍娜，你在说什么？ - 我希望长到30岁 -Jenna, what are you talking about? -I wanna be 30!
让我给你放首歌吧，好吗？ 会让你好过一些 Just let me play you this song, okay? It'll make you feel better.
我要变成30岁，成熟诱人的季节 我要变成30岁，成熟诱人的季节 I wanna be 30. Thirty and flirty and thriving.
成熟诱人的季节 Thirty and flirty and thriving.
成熟诱人的季节 Thirty and flirty and thriving. Thirty and flirty and thriving.
成熟诱人的季节 Thirty and flirty and thriving.
妈？ Mom?
爸？ Dad?
发生什么了？ What is happening?
哦，发生什么了？怎么回事？ Oh, what is happening? What is going on?
“珍娜·林克” "Jenna Rink."
“珍娜·林克，珍娜·林克，珍娜·林克” "Jenna Rink. Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink."
我住这里 I live here.
- 嗨，很抱歉没法接听你的电话 - 爸？ -Hi. Sorry we missed your call. -Dad?
事实上，没那么抱歉 因为我们现在在加勒比海度假 Well, not that sorry, because we're in the Caribbean.
我们18日会回来，请到时给我们打电话 祝你过的愉快 So we'll be back on the 18th, so call us then. Have a good day.
你们去度假不带上我？ You went on a cruise without me?
这肯定是在做梦，真是个怪梦 Oh, this is a dream. This is a really weird dream.
- 嘿，小心尖儿！ - 哦，天啊 -Hey, sweet bottom! -Oh, my God.
我知道你在里面！我父母可是随时都会回家的！ I know you're there! And my parents are totally gonna be home any minute!
嘿，护发素在哪里？ Hey, where's the conditioner?
- 你居然什么都不穿就出来！ - 还没完全脱光啊！ -You're naked! -Well, not yet.
要是你喜欢，也可以脱光啊 You could join me if you want.
小心尖儿！ Sweet bottom!
你能听见那音乐吗？ Can you hear that music?
珍娜？你能快点吗，求你了 Jenna? Can you hurry up a little bit, please?
他答应了的 珍娜？过来好吗？ He made a commitment. Jenna? Can you come over here?
我不管你是抓他睾丸把他抓过来还是怎样 I don't care if you have to grab him by his testicles...
反正我要在12小时内见到他在纽约 ...I want him in New York in 1 2 hours.
他必须出席派对，等下好吗 He needs to be at the party. Hold on a second.
- 进车啊 - 我不会和陌生人坐一辆车的 -Get in the car. -I don't get in the car with strangers.
快进去，我们要迟到了 Get in the car. We're gonna be late.
- 我不认识你 - 进去就完了 -I don't know you. -Just get in the car.
- 不和陌生人同车！ - 你简直变成妄想狂了！哦，不，我还在听 -Not with strangers! -You're being paranoid.
小心尖儿！别让我下去抓你 Sweet bottom! Don't make me come down there and grab you.
露西·韦曼，他有我的号码 求求你进车好不好？ Lucy Wyman. He has my number. Could you please get in the car?
- 珍娜！ - 我们要迟到了 -Jenna! -We are gonna be late.
听我说，他可是保证了的 他有我的电话号码，我是露西·韦曼 Look, he made a commitment. He has my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.
快开走啊！ Just go away!
亲爱的，作为你最好的朋友，我不该这么说你 不过你这套吊带裙有点97年的味道 Honey, I know I'm your best friend, but the slip dress is a little '97.
- 除非现在流行复古 - 你真的是我最好的朋友？ -Unless it's retro. -Are you really my best friend?
- 你怀孕了？ - 哦不，天啊，当然没有 -You're pregnant. -Oh, no! Oh, my God, no!
谢天谢地，你吓死我了 你昨晚干什么了？ Thank God. You scared me. What did you do last night?
看，这就是事情的关键 这事真奇怪 See, that's the thing. Something really strange is happening.
我睡在一个从来没去过的公寓 I slept in an apartment I've never seen before...
然后那还有一个全裸的男人在我的浴室 我甚至看到了他的那话儿 ...and there was a naked man in my shower and I saw his thingy.
哦，天啊，怎么有这回事 Oh, God. Not his thingy.
司机，请你靠边停车好吗，我们已经到了 Driver, could you please pull over, since we're here?
- 停下！ - 等下，我不想... -Stop! -Wait. I don't wanna get out of the--
我觉得你根本没听我说话，等一下，听我说 I don't think you're listening. Wait, hang on.
等等，听我说，我才13岁 Wait, listen to me. I'm 1 3.
如果你准备要在年龄问题上撒谎 我觉得你说27岁还比较合适 If you're gonna start lying about your age, I'd go with 27.
等一下！我知道这听起来很奇怪 好像一个奇怪的梦境 Wait! I know it sounds strange, but some weird dream is-- Like that!
你听到了吗，你听到那声音了吗？ Do you hear it? Did you hear that?
你能不能别再这么搞笑了？ 说不定只是理查德打来的 Would you stop being ridiculous? It's probably just Richard.
- 谁是理查德？ - 你喝太多了吧 -Who's Richard? -You drink too much.
理查德，你的老板 Richard, your boss.
棕色皮肤，卷发，英国人，反正就是理查德 Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.
- 喂？ - 嗨，小心尖儿 -Hello? -Hey, sweet bottom.
你，你，穿上裤子， 还有别再叫我“小心尖儿”了 You. You. Put on your pants and stop calling me "sweet bottom."
- 我说，宝贝... - 还有，滚出我的房子！ -Look, baby-- -And get out of my house!
是谁啊？ Who is that?
我不知道他的名字，我不知道发生了什么 I don't know his name. I don't know what's happening.
好了，珍娜，珍娜 冷静点，好吗？ Okay, Jenna. Jenna. Just calm down, okay?
我们10分钟以后就要开会了 我告诉你怎么做，你照我的话说: We have a meeting in 1 0 minutes. I'll tell you what to do. Repeat after me:
我是珍娜·林克，第一流杂志的编辑 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor.
- 我真的是？ - 照我的话说 -I am? -Repeat it.
我是珍娜·林克，第一流杂志的编辑 I am Jenna Rink, bigtime magazine editor.
我可是个女强人 I'm a tough bitch.
- 说啊 - 我可是个女强人 -Say it. -I am a tough bitch.
我现在要走进那个办公室 但是我不会让任何人知道我宿醉未醒 I'm gonna walk into that office, I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over.
可这不是问题的关键，我根本没喝醉... But that's not the point. I'm not hung-over--
我现在要走进那个办公室 但是我不会让任何人知道我宿醉未醒 I'm gonna walk into that office and not let anyone know I'm hung-over.
因为美体杂志的未来就决定于我 Because the future of Poise depends on me.
美体杂志？ Poise?
哦，耶稣啊 Oh, jeez.
这是美体杂志，谢谢你 Poise magazine. Thank you.
早上好，林克小姐，韦曼小姐 Good morning, Miss Rink, Miss Wyman.
- 早上好，她叫什么？ - 谁管这个啊？ -Good morning. What's her name? -Who cares?
珍娜，千万别对我发火，这可不是我的错 Jenna. Please don't yell at me, it's not my fault.
他们弄晚了，所以现在必须要你决定 They need a decision right now.
- 随便选一个 - 那个 -Just pick one. -That one.
我爱你，我就知道你会选这个，真是天才 Love. Knew it. Genius.
艾米农打电话来 他需要你现在做决定 Eminem's on the phone. He wants a decision now.
普通的 Plain.
花生味的，还是普通的吧 Peanut. Plain.
我们的活力二人组来了！ 我相信我的编辑开会迟到... There's the dynamic duo! I trust my executive editors are late again...
是因为她们出去替我们在派对上做宣传了？ ...because they were out promoting us at parties.
- 没错，理查德 - 理查德，你是我老板 -You got it, Richard. -Richard. You're my boss.
没错，宝贝，对了，谁是你老爸？ That's right, baby. Who's your daddy?
韦恩·林克 Wayne Rink.
早上好 Morning.
这次有两个关键词：夏天，和圣巴特岛 Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
哦，你今年夏天不去火岛吗？ Oh, you're not gonna go to Fire lsland this summer?
- 你是在暗示我是同性恋吗？ - 玩笑罢了！ -Are you insinuating I'm gay? -It's a joke.
你还需要我做什么吗，林克小姐？ Is there anything else you need from me, Miss Rink?
你是说我能求你办件事？ You mean like a favor?
当然了 Sure. Like a favor.
- 我要找到在新泽西的这个人 - 好的 -I need to find this guy in New Jersey. -Okay.
我有他的电话号码 I have his number.
- 艾琳，请你先出去，好吗？ - 对不起 -Arlene, will you leave us, please? -Sorry.
珍娜今天有点宿醉未醒 Jenna's a little hung-over today.
很难熬啊 Rough.
好啦，孩子们 Okay, children.
我想知道家庭妇女会选哪一本呢？ I wonder which one Holly Housewife is going to go for.
10个秘密（美体杂志六月的封面） 还是第11个（活力四射六月的封面） The 1 0th or the 1 1th secret?
到现在为止七个月了，他们一直压着我们 Seven months in a row now they scoop us.
我是说，好像他们在我们 每间房都安了摄像头一样 I mean, it's like they've got Sparkle-cams hidden in all our walls.
理查德，我们设置了密码 Richard, we're installing passwords.
我们在所有的计算机上都建了防火墙 We're building firewalls on all the computers.
- 珍娜昨天把夏洛特开除了 - 是吗？ -Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday. -Did you?
很好，我肯定她在活力四射那里有朋友 她总是记这记那的 I guarantee she has friends at Sparkle. She always took notes.
- 她只是个秘书 - 是啊，管她是什么 -She was a secretary. -Yeah, whatever.
我们今晚的派对很大 Our party tonight is now huge.
我们必须无可争议的让人知道 We need to make an unequivocal statement...
美体杂志还是这么受欢迎，而且会更受欢迎 ...that Poise is still hot and happening.
现在我们要马上查清有多少 报摊要买我们的杂志 Now, we need a newsstand circ analysis done immediately.
另外，我强烈建议我们拆分我们的首页， 革新我们的尾页 I also strongly suggest we take apart our F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B...
考虑一下用新的标题，小标题和留空，怎么样？ 珍娜，你怎么想？ ...think about new heads, decks and slugs. Jenna, what do you think?
我能去一下洗手间吗？ Can I go to the bathroom?
这就是那个不穿衣服的家伙 It's the naked guy.
“珍娜，姑娘，随时享受玛格丽塔酒吧， 爱你，麦当娜” "Jenna, girl, margaritas anytime. Love you, Madonna."
我是麦当娜的朋友？ I'm friends with Madonna?
这是给你的口信 Here are your messages.
还有今天早上你妈妈从巴巴多斯岛打来过电话 And your mother called from Barbados.
我妈打过电话来？我希望你早点告诉我 My mom called? I wish you'd told me.
哦，对不起，林克小姐 Oh, I'm sorry, Miss Rink.
我以为你说过不要拿家里 打来的电话来烦你的 I thought you said never to bother you with family calls.
- 我有吗？我说过那话吗？ - 请别开除我 -I did? I said that? -Please don't fire me.
不，不，我不是要开除你，又不是你的错 我只是忘记我说过那话了 No, no, I won't. It's not your fault. I forgot that I said that.
下次我妈打电话来的时候，让我知道好吗 Next time my mom calls, let me know.
好的 Yes, ma'am.
哦，我找到你让我找的了 Oh, I have that information that you asked for.
麦特！ Matt!
你给我的电话号码是他父母的 The phone number you gave me was his parents'.
我和他们说我是为Visa信用卡工作的， 而他现在债务缠身 I told them that I worked for Visa and he's in a lot of trouble.
你对弗兰海夫家人撒谎！ You lied to the Flamhaffs!
他现在在镇上，银行街212号， 公寓号码是2B He's in the Village. 21 2 Bank Street, apartment 2B.
- 那个镇？ - 格林维奇镇 -Which village? -The-- Greenwich Village.
哦，对，太好了 Oh, right. Cool.
等等！我该取消你2点30分的会吗？ Wait! Should I cancel your 2:30 meeting?
对不起 Sorry.
对不起？ Excuse me?
先生？ Sir?
喂！ Hello?
在，我在，喂，我在 Yeah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
嗨，我是珍娜，我要找麦特 Hi, this is Jenna and I'm looking for Matt.
我不知道你是不是我要找的 不过如果你曾经住在斯普鲁斯街 I don't know if you're him, but if you lived on Spruce Street...
你最喜欢的衬衫是一件灰丝绒的 那我现在就想要和你谈谈，求你了 ...and if your favorite shirt is a gray velour one, I need to speak to you.
喂？喂？你知道吗， 你刚才说的我全没听到 Hello? Hello? Hello? You know what? I got none of that.
如果你是从“明园”来的，按两下门铃 不然的话，我不想见你 If you're here from Ming Gardens, ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
你不是中国人？ You're not Chinese.
- 麦特？ - 是我 -Matt? -Yeah.
你长高了，你和以前不一样了 You're tall. You're different.
- 当然 - 你不认识我？ -Yeah. -You don't know me?
真奇怪，昨天你还和我在一起呢 That's weird, because yesterday you were there.
不，那不是昨天，我已经不是13岁了 No, it wasn't yesterday, because I'm not 1 3.
- 珍娜 - 没错！ -Jenna. -Yes!
- 珍娜·林克 - 是的！麦特，是我！ -Jenna Rink. -Yes! Matt, it's me!
- 嘿 - 哦，麦蒂！ -Hey. -Oh, Matty!
快进来 Come on in.
你还在摄影？ You still take pictures?
是啊，你明白的，我现在就靠它付帐单呢 Yeah. You know, it pays the bills.
嘿，珍娜，怎么...？你怎么会来这？ Hey, Jenna, what are--? Why are you here?
麦蒂，我告诉你了，发生了件很奇怪的事情 Matty, I told you. Something really weird is happening.
昨天是我13岁的生日，然后 Yesterday was my 1 3th birthday and then....
然后今天我醒来我就变成这样了 And then today I woke up and I'm this.
而你...我是说，你就那样了，你明白吗？ And you-- I mean, you're that. You get it?
你是不是太兴奋了？你在吸大麻吗？ 还是摇头丸？K他命？ Are you high? You been smoking pot? Doing X? Falling into a K-hole?
- 你在吸毒吗？ - 不，不是的，听我说 -Are you doing drugs? -No. No. Look...
我坐在我的衣橱里，然后我就什么都记不住了 ...I was sitting in my closet and I skipped everything.
我是说，这就好像一个怪梦 我记不起来我的一生了 I mean, it's like a weird dream. I can't remember my life.
你得帮我，让我能回想起来 You need to help me remember my life.
- 我，我没办法 - 为什么不能？ -Me? I can't do that. -Why not?
我对你一无所知啊？ I don't know anything about you, all right?
我从高中毕业以后就从来没见过你 I haven't seen you since high school.
- 什么？ - 我们不再是朋友了，珍娜 -What? -We're not friends anymore, Jenna.
- 麦蒂，你是我最好的朋友 - 不是 -Matty, you're my best friend. -No.
等下，你没事吧 Okay. It's cool.
- 你没事吧？ - 这很暖和吗？（cool可以作没事也作凉爽解） -It's cool. -ls it warm in here?
也许我该把窗子打开？ It's-- Maybe I should open a window.
我需要新鲜空气，一杯水，还有羽绒枕头 I need fresh air and a glass of water and a fluffy pillow.
请坐，我给你拿些... 你要杯水？ Have a seat. I'll get you some-- You want a glass of water?
- 需要加冰吗？ - 我要个羽绒枕头 -You want ice in that? -I want a fluffy pillow!
一个羽绒枕头，好的，马上就来，对不起 A fluffy pillow, coming right up. Sorry.
你还好吗？ You all right?
珍娜，我想你应该回你的公寓， 我会帮你找到那的 Jenna, I think you should go back to your apartment. I'll help you find it.
我们走的是不同的路，我们上了不同的大学 从事的是不同的职业 We went separate ways. We went to different colleges, different careers.
那，圣诞节呢？你不是希望那时见到我吗？ Well, what about Christmas? Didn't you wanna see me then?
我记得我曾经透过一扇结霜的窗户看见你， 那是六年前吧 I think I saw you through a frosted window once, six years ago.
- 六年前？ - 是的 -Six years ago? -Yeah.
我上个圣诞不在家吗？ Wasn't I home last Christmas?
我不知道，你们圣诞节不去圣巴特岛吗？ I don't know. Doesn't your crowd do Saint Barts for Christmas?
我不知道 I don't know.
这是你家吗？ Is this you?
是的，我现在就住这里 Yeah. This is where I live now.
那好，很高兴见到你 Okay, so nice seeing you.
祝你好运 Good luck.
- 你还好吗？ - 还好 -Okay? -Okay.
- 再见 - 再见 -Bye. -Bye.
麦特 Matt.
谁是圣巴特？ Who is Saint Bart?
那是我生命中最消沉的时候了 看，这是我们的高中年鉴 The most depressing years of my life. Our high school yearbook.
麦特，我是六姐妹中的一个？ Matt, was I a Six Chick?
是啊，你差不多变成她们的头了 Yeah, you were pretty much their leader.
这是糖糖，我想知道她怎么样了 There's Tom-Tom. I wonder what happened to her.
我最后得知的消息是你们还是好朋友 我想你们可能一起工作 Last I heard, you were still good friends. I think you even work together.
露西，哦，天啊，对 Lucy. Oh, my God, yes.
她现在是露西·韦曼了，她看起来变了很多啊 She's Lucy Wyman now. She looks so different.
是啊，她差不多全身上下都整了形呢 Yeah, she's pretty big into the whole plastic surgery movement.
- 我是舞会皇后 - 是的 -I was the prom queen. -Yep.
- 我和克里斯·格兰迪在一起了 - 是的 -And I went with Chris Grandy. -Yep.
这简直太棒了，我真无法相信 我想要的一切我都得到了 Oh, this is incredible. I can't believe it. I got everything I ever wanted.
是的，珍娜，你都得到了，祝贺你 Yeah, Jenna, you got it all. Congratulations.
是你的电话 It's your phone.
- 喂？ - 嗨，这是格莱梅西，我打电话来... -Hello? -Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...
是确认一下你订的豪华轿车 今晚8点30会去接你 ...your limousine pickup for 8:30 this evening.
我的...哦，对，我订的8点30分的轿车 My-- Yes, my limousine for 8:30.
那时我会准备好的 I will be prepared to take my ride at that time.
哦，你能告诉我我要去哪里吗？ Oh, can you tell me where I'm going?
- 宫殿俱乐部，华尔街27号 - 谢谢你 -The Palace, 27 Wall Street. -Thank you.
我要乘豪华房车去参加派对了！ I'm going to a party in a limo!
不错。看来你又变化那个以前的你了 我大概也该走了 Great. Looks like you're back to your old self. I should probably go.
- 你不想去参加这个派对吗？ - 不，我还有工作要做，谢了 -You don't wanna go to the party? -No, I gotta work. Thanks.
糟糕，我都忘了你还有工作 Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
- 我们都有工作了，真好 - 没错 -It's kind of cool we both have jobs. -Totally.
那，如果你决定要来的话， 地址是华尔街27号，一定会很好玩的 Well, if you decide you want to come, it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street.
好的，珍娜，谢了，再见 Okay, great. Thanks, Jenna. Bye-bye.
麦特 Matt.
- 怎么了 - 如果这不是一个梦怎么办？ -Yeah. -What if this isn't just a dream?
如果我的梦想都变成现实了怎么办？ What if what I wished for actually happened?
那你不是正好得到你想要的了吗 你可以享受这一切了 Then you got everything you ever wanted. You might as well enjoy it.
好了，珍娜 All right, Jenna.
- 麦蒂 - 怎么了 -Matty. -Yeah.
- 再见（意大利语） - 回头见 -Arrivederci. -I'll see you.
- 麦特？ - 又怎么啦 -Matt. -Yeah.
再见（法语） Au revoir.
- 顺便说一下，我是珍娜 - 恩，我知道，我是贝琪 -I'm Jenna, by the way. -Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
对了，你多大了？ How old are you, anyway?
- 13岁 - 我也是 -Thirteen. -Me too.
曾经是 Used to be.
你为什么要和我说话？ Why are you talking to me?
- 干嘛不？我们是邻居，不是吗？ - 但你一般都不理我 -Why not? We are neighbors, right? -But you usually ignore me.
- 我喜欢你的鞋 - 谢谢 -I like your shoes. -Thanks.
我喜欢你的衣服 I like your dress.
因为我有很大的胸部，才能穿这样的衣服 It's because I've got these incredible boobs to fill it out.
- 我喜欢你的包包 - 谢谢 -I like your bag. -Thanks.
你该常来串串门，我有很多包呢 You should come by sometime. I've got a zillion of them.
- 真的 - 没错，非常棒 -Really? -Yeah, it'd be totally cool.
嘿，贝琪？ Hey, Becky?
- 我能问你个问题吗？ - 当然 -Can I ask you something? -Yeah, sure.
我穿了内裤的，你能看出来吗？ Can you tell I'm wearing underwear? Because I totally am.
我看这大概就是问题的关键 I think that's kind of the point.
尝尝看，是软壳蟹 Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗨，糖糖 Hi, Tom-Tom.
哦，天啊，自从我隆鼻以后没人这么叫过我了 Oh, God, no one's called me that since I had my nose job.
- 你隆鼻了？ - 是啊，你做的更好呢 -You had a nose job? -Yeah, and yours is better.
要喝什么吗，女士们？ Anything to drink, ladies?
- 一杯苹果马丁尼 - 请给我一杯柠檬汁，好吗？ -An apple martini. -Can I have a lemonade, please?
哦，等一下，调一杯“热情奔放”吧，要有酒的 （以波多黎各椰子浆配上朗姆酒，再加上碎菠萝） Oh, wait. Make it a pina colada, not virgin.
你需要看我的身份证吗？ 我可是过了饮酒许可年龄的 Do you wanna see my lD? Totally have it.
总算找到你们两个了 There you two are.
露西，真不错 Lucy, very nice.
很诱人的美人鱼装啊 Sort of a dangerous mermaid look.
而你...好像笆比加上布兰妮 And you.... Barbie meets Britney.
你看起来好像，你看起来太诱人了 You look just "scrum-didlee-umpcious"!
我知道，我是说，谢谢你 I know. I mean, thank you.
每个人今晚都要尽兴，对吧？ （这是1986年的一首歌的名字） Everybody Wang Chung tonight, right?
你的酒来了 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 对不起，很晚了 - 我们是不是招待的不好？ -I'm sorry, it's late. -We're keeping you up, are we?
才11点啊，再待会嘛 It's only 1 1 :00. Stay a while.
学校晚上11点了，我还在参加派对，真棒 It's 1 1 :00 on a school night and I'm at a party. It's so cool.
才11点，人们就开始走了 这简直是灾难 It's 1 1 :00 and people are leaving. This is a disaster.
是吗？ It is?
说到灾难，她在这干嘛？ Speaking of disasters, what is she doing here?
- 谁？ - 活力四射的主编，屈诗·赛科特 -Who? -Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
就在我们正前方，朝我们走来呢 Twelve o'clock and headed our way.
嗨，姑娘们，我们这一期卖的火极了， 你们的怎么样啊？ Hi, girls. Our J. Lo issue is selling like hotcakes. How's yours doing?
我的天啊，你混的这么差啊， 都要到我们的派对来吃免费食品 My God, are things so bad you had to come to our party to eat free food?
那往你钱包里面装几只螃蟹吧，留着当宵夜 Put some crab in your purse for later.
你挖苦人的功夫最好还是留给你们的杂志吧 You might want to keep some of that biting wit for your magazine.
要不然你也可以给你们杂志换个更合适点的名字... Or you could change the name to something more appropriate...
...比如毒药，可怜什么的， 随便什么让人同情的名字 ...Iike Poison or Pitiful. Whatever's more pathetic.
你知道吗？ You know what?
你又粗鲁，又刻薄，又丑，还卷毛 我一点都不喜欢你 You are rude and mean and sloppy and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
这个，幸亏我根本不在乎别人是不是喜欢我 Well, fortunately, I don't care about being liked.
- 我只在乎输赢 - 这真好喝 -I care about winning. -This is delicious.
女士们 Ladies.
我有味吗？ Do I smell?
我呼气是不是很臭？ Do I have bad breath?
- 我身上哪里味道不好闻吗？ - 没有啊 -Am I malodorous in any way? -No.
怎么人们都纷纷向出口走 好像谁放了个臭气弹一样 People seem to be running for the exit like someone set off a stink bomb.
我什么也没闻到啊 I don't smell anything.
我想他是说这个派对就像一个臭弹一样 I think he means the party is a stinker.
毫无新意，彻底失败，用十分制来打分只能得零分 A dud. A flop. A zero on a scale of one to 1 0.
要是有人放点什么其他什么曲子 Maybe if somebody played something else.
- 更好听的曲子，可能就不一样了 - 随便你放什么好了 -Something with a melody. -Play whatever you want.
我只知道，如果这些人没有马上开始跳舞的话... All I know is if those people don't start dancing really, really soon....
我们就为提早退休干杯吧！ Here's to early retirement.
麦蒂！ 麦蒂，过来 Matty! Matty, come here.
- 嘿 - 麦蒂，过来 -Hey. -Matty, come here.
这可是“惊险影片”啊，麦蒂 （迈克尔·杰克逊1982年的经典专辑 "Thriller." Matty.
我？不，不，不，不 别拿那个照着我 Me? No, no, no, no. Take that thing away.
- “惊险影片”啊，来啊 - 不可能 -"Thriller." Come on. -No way.
来啊！来嘛！ Come on, man! Go!
珍娜，不行 Jenna, no way.
来吧，让我们跳吧 Come on, let's go.
我记不住那些舞步了 I don't remember those moves.
我15年没跳过这个了，你干嘛，疯了吗？ I haven't done this in 1 5 years. What are you, crazy?
来吧！ Tear it up, dude!
- 来啊，麦蒂！ - 好吧，好吧 -Come on, Matty. -All right, all right.
好，想起点来了 Okay, here we go.
上啊，艾琳！ Go, Arlene!
来啊，我们来跳啊！ 我们跳啊，珍娜！ Come on, let's go! Let's go, Jenna!
上啊，理查德！ Go, Richard!
- 珍娜，对不起，我得走了 - 你怎么...？ -Jenna. I'm sorry, I gotta go. -What do you--?
- 对不起 - 等等，别走 -I'm sorry. -Wait. Don't.
麦特 Matt.
太棒了，宝贝！ Groove on, baby!
我崇拜你！ I adore you!
- 小姐，等等！小姐，等等！ - 你的信用卡，你的信用卡！ -Miss, wait! Miss, wait! -Your credit card. Your credit card!
- 谢谢你 - 敬30岁！ -Thank you. -To being 30.
- 我知道30岁将很好 - 当然 -I've decided it's gonna be awesome. -Of course it is.
你又瘦，又性感，想要哪个男人都会到手的，骚货 You're thin, you're hot, you can get any guy you want, "biatch."
你还没说，我是世界上最性感的杂志编辑呢，骚货 Not to mention, biatch, the hottest magazine editor in the world.
次性感的 Second hottest.
- 并列最性感的？ - 好吧 -Tied for first? -Deal.
谈起性感来... And speaking of hot....
你后面那位性感先生，现在正盯着你看呢 Mr. Hotty behind you is totally scamming on you right now.
他不是性感，是很可爱 He is not. He's totally cute.
- 我该去和他聊聊吗？ - 你反正又没结婚 -Should I go talk to him? -You're not married.
好极了 Good.
嗨 Hi.
我能借你的番茄酱用一下吗？ Could I borrow your ketchup?
当然 Sure.
实际上我来这.... I actually came over here...
...是因为我认为你很可爱 ...because I think you're really cute.
- 那么你想什么时候出去乐一下吗？ - 好啊，你会开车吗？ -So do you wanna go out sometime? -Yeah. Can you drive?
该走了。你要干嘛，想进监狱吗？ 我是说那个人 Time to go. What, do you wanna go to jail? I meant that guy.
那个人？简直让人恶心 The man? Oh, gross.
今晚你不能再喝台克利酒了 No more daiquiris for you tonight.
你在这一区从来找不到记程车 You can never find a taxi in this neighborhood.
哦，天啊，那就是那个我房里不穿衣服的家伙 Oh, my God. It's the naked man.
- 嘿，美人！ - 他认为我很美吗？ -Hey, beautiful. -He thinks I'm beautiful?
- 这个，他应该这么觉得，他是你的男友啊 - 我男友？ -Well, he should. He's your boyfriend. -My boyfriend?
为什么那个女士要我男友的签名？ Why is that lady asking for my boyfriend's autograph?
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
他也许不是最好的纽约突击者...（冰球队员） He may not be the best New York Ranger...
...但是突击者里面他的屁股最棒 ...but he's the Ranger with the best ass.
珍娜？ Jenna?
- 哦，天啊，麦特，嗨！ - 嘿 -Oh, my God. Matt. Hi! -Hey.
你好吗？ How are you?
那晚真对不起 I'm sorry about the other night.
- 海狸，是你吗？ - 嘿，糖糖，你好吗？ -Beaver, is that you? -Hey, Tom-Tom. How are you?
你不像你小时候那么胖了 You lost all your baby fat.
- 那你们海狸在冬天怎么保暖啊？ - 呵呵，很高兴又见到你 -How does the Beave stay warm? -Yeah, it's good to see you again too.
我差点没认出你来，你隆鼻了？ I almost didn't recognize you. Did you get a nose job?
我不敢相信你会在这里，你来这干嘛呢？ I can't believe you're here. What're you doing?
我....我实际上...我是来购物的，陪我的... I'm-- I'm actually-- I'm doing some shopping with my....
珍娜，这是温迪，我的未婚妻 Jenna, this is Wendy, my fiancee.
- 我是珍娜. - 麦特告诉过我... -I'm Jenna. -Matt told me about...
...他过去的一切，你能过来真好 ...his blast from the past. It was really sweet of you to stop by.
麦蒂是个很好的人，没有他我不知道该做些什么 Matty's the sweet one. I don't know what I'd have done without him.
- 我相信你会很好的 - 你也是摄影师吗？ -I'm sure you'll be fine. -Are you a photographer too?
看来你们一直在聊我啊 I see you guys have spent so much time talking about me.
- 温迪是节目女主持人 - 节目主持人 -Wendy's an anchorwoman. -Anchorperson.
我替芝加哥WWEN电视台做天气节目 I do the weather for WWEN in Chicago.
麦特和我正说到他终于要去风城（指芝加哥） 来陪我了 Matt and I were just talking about him finally joining me in the Windy City.
- 你搬去芝加哥了？ - 我们正商量... -You're moving to Chicago? -We were just discu--
我们还没有... 那是亚历克斯·卡尔松吗？ We haven't really-- Is that Alex Carlson?
珍娜，对不起，对不起我迟到了 Jenna, sorry. Sorry I'm late.
恩，你好 Well, hi.
- 嗨，你们是谁啊？ - 嗨 -Hey. Who are you folks? -Hey.
对不起，这是我的好朋友麦特， 还有他的朋友，温迪 I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt and this is his friend, Wendy.
- 是未婚妻 - 没错，听起来真怪，而这位是... -Fiancee. -Right. So weird. And this is....
你是亚历克斯·卡尔松 很高兴见到你，冰球明星 You're Alex Carlson. Nice to meet you. You're a great hockey player.
- 我是你的忠实球迷 - 谢谢 -I'm a big fan. -Thank you.
你想让我在你衬衫或额头上签名吗？ 我不在屁股上签名的 You want me to sign your shirt or your forehead? Now, I don't do butts.
我只是跟你开个玩笑，不好意思 I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
我一赢球就爱开玩笑 因为心情实在太好了 I crack a lot of jokes after we win, on account of I'm in such a good mood.
好了，那我们该走了 Okay, well, we should probably get going.
- 很高兴见到你们 - 很高兴见到你们，朋友 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to see you folks.
很高兴见到你们，朋友，再见 Nice to see you folks. Bye.
露西，今晚把她让给我 你不介意吧？ You mind if I steal her from you for the night?
不，实际上 我还有些更重要的事情要做 Nope. I actually had my eye on something better inside...
那回头见吧，晚安 ...so I'll see you guys later. Have a good night.
等我一下，露西？ Excuse me one second. Lucy?
我一个人去他家合适吗？ Should I go to his place alone?
合适啊，为什么不呢？ 去玩吧，这不理所当然嘛 Yeah. Why not? Go play. You deserve it.
玩？ 你是说做游戏什么的吗？ Play. You mean like games and stuff?
是的，做游戏，什么花样的都有 Yeah, games. All kinds of games.
今晚我迫不及待地想要见你 I couldn't wait to see you tonight.
愿意和我玩游戏吗？ You wanna play a game?
- 你这里有军舰（棋）吗？ - 对，我有 -Do you have Battleship? -Yeah, I have Battleship.
我要给你展示一下我的"驱逐舰" I'll show you my destroyer.
- 我要红色军舰 - 那我就要蓝色的 -I call the red board. -Well, I call the blue board.
怎么了？ What?
好了，我明白了，是我忘了 Okay. I know. I forgot.
我还有段刺激的脱衣舞没给你跳 I owe you one raunchy striptease.
哦，天哪 Oh, God.
哦，真恶心 Oh, gross.
看这些动作，是不是像 冰上舞蹈，冰力十足吧，宝贝？ Who's got the moves on the ice and off the ice, ice, baby?
等等！ 等等！ 等等！ 我不想再看下去了，别跳了 Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see that thing again. Put it away.
别跳了！ Put it away!
天哪 God.
天哪
我们可以玩大富翁！还有双骰棋！ We can play Monopoly! We can play Parcheesi!
他没有军舰棋，什么游戏都没得玩 He didn't have Battleship. He didn't have any games.
男孩子们都是些傻瓜 Boys are so stupid.
贝琪，事情比你想的还要糟糕 Becky, it's even worse than you think.
为什么你喜欢的人 却偏偏不喜欢你呢？ How come the ones that you like never like you?
对了，你必须要为自己的理想而奋斗 第一条规则就是: Well, you have to fight for what you want. Rule number one:
爱情就像战场 （与80年代一首流行歌曲同名） Love is a battlefield.
哇噢，这听上去很深奥 真的很深奥 That's deep. Really deep.
- 事事顺利 - 工作愉快 -Good luck with fractions. -Have fun at work.
去办公室，汤姆 To the office, Tom.
"达到性高潮的57种方式" "Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
- 我不知道竟然有57种之多 - "能触摸女人私处的内衣" -I didn't know there were 57. -"T ouch-her-there underwear."
不会吧 No.
"他喜欢你，但是..." "He loves you, but...."
- "他喜欢你的肥臀"（与上句话谐音） - 不错 -"He loves your butt." -Yes.
- "他撒谎，他欺诈... - 这很有代表性 -"He lies, he cheats... -So typical.
你做错什么了？" ...what are you doing wrong?"
有些话说出来不是那么容易 但我还是要对大家宣布 There's no easy way of saying this, so I'm just gonna come out with it.
统计数字出来了，令人沮丧 The circs are in. Our numbers are dismal.
我们的杂志销量不足60万 而"活力四射"则达到了100万 We're below 600,000 total circulation. Sparkle is closing in on a million.
我已经跟公司通过电话了 他们只丢下一个"R"开头的单词 I've come off the phone with corporate and they have dropped the R word.
重新设计（R是其首字母）？ Redesign?
对"美体"杂志重新设计？ Redesign Poise?
等等，"活力四射" 只会抄袭我们的创意 Wait. Sparkle copies everything we come up with...
我们凭什么要重新设计？ 简直是一派胡言 ...and we have to redesign? That's bullshit.
总之，我们要重新设计以提高销量 否则他们会把我们统统踢走 Well, either we redesign and bring up our numbers or they pull the plug.
理查德，这简直是宣判我们的死刑 Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
不，不会的 我们要弄出些新点子来 No, it's not. It's a chance to have some fun.
让"活力四射"照搬我们用剩下的 陈芝麻烂谷子吧 Let Sparkle have all our secondhand, stale, grody ideas.
我们要大力发掘热点新闻 彻底改造专栏报道 We'll open up the F.O.B., overhaul the B.O.B.
是时候了，要证明 我们可以沉着应对 It's time for us to prove we have some poise left.
好吧，我就仰仗我的"活力二人组" Well, I shall be leaving it to my dynamic duo...
想出绝妙无比的好点子来了 ...to come up with something utterly fabulous.
我们还有2星期4小时30分钟的时间 We have two weeks, four hours and 30 minutes.
- 我这里有你一些紧急电话留言 - 念给我听听 -I have your urgent messages. -Let's hear them.
好的 Well, okay.
埃米莉·普拉特打电话来 让我告诉你: Emily Pratt called and wanted me to tell you:
"真不敢相信，你竟然抢走了 我对谭燕玉（港裔时装设计师）的报道 "l can't believe you scooped my story on Vivienne Tam, you backbiting bitch.
你这条母狗 简直卑鄙无耻下流到一个新的层次了 That was a new level of sleaze, even for you.
我恨不得你一穿她设计的便装就死掉" I hope you die in one of her casual pantsuits."
哦，天哪，她说话真粗鲁 Oh, my God, that was so mean.
路易斯小姐打电话说 "我只盼着你被自己的胆汁给噎死 Miss Lewis called. She said, "l hope you choke on your own bile...
你这条自以为是，阴险毒辣的蛇..." ...you pretentious, conniving snake."
- 还是让我自己看吧 - 好的 -Maybe I should read them myself. -Good.
哦，又来了 Oh, great.
- 林克小姐专线 - 让那个小婊子来接电话 -Miss Rink's line. -Put that little bitch on the phone now.
请不要用这种语气 我只不过是她的助理 Please don't take that tone. I'm just her assistant.
让她打电话给托德 Tell her to call Todd.
"小心尖儿，你好像有点心烦 我过来陪陪你吧...." "Sweet bottom, you seem uptight. Let me come over and give you my...."
- 什么事？ - 亚历克斯在1号线找你，林克小姐 -Yes. -Alex is on line one, Miss Rink.
哦，真受不了 你告诉他我很忙好吗？ Oh, gag me. Can you please tell him I'm busy?
好的，但他问什么时候 可以与你一起进餐 Okay, but he wants to know what time would be good for dinner.
跟他说亿万年以后 问问他这样可以接受吧？ How about in 1 0 zillion years? Ask him how that works.
- 好吧，我会这么问他的 - 好吧 -Okay, I'll ask. -Okay.
- 什么事？ - 对不起又要打扰你 -Yeah? -I'm sorry to bother you again.
- 皮特·汉森正等着见你 - 谁？ -Pete Hansen is here to see you. -Who?
美术部特蕾西的老公 Tracy from the art department's husband.
哦，好吧，可以 Oh, okay. Sure.
我刚从跟特蕾西的午餐里溜出来 就因为想过来看看 I was just dropping off Tracy's lunch, thought I'd say hello.
你带特蕾西吃午餐了？ 那么... You brought Tracy her lunch? That's so sw--
你想干什么？ What are you doing?
怎么了，"熊宝宝"？ （卡通片"加菲猫"中的角色） What's wrong, pooky?
"熊宝宝"？ "Pooky"?
真恶心，你都和我一个同事结婚了 Pukey. You're married, and to a girl I work with.
哦，那不妨碍我们在这儿大搞特搞 上星期这些桌子的抽屉都差点被晃出来 Well, that didn't stop us from rattling some desk drawers loose last week.
来吧，躺下吧，再作个"备忘录"吧 So come on. Lie down and take a memo.
听着，要雇最好的摄影师 这次我不想让珍娜知道 Listen, hire the best photographer, and I don't want Jenna to find out.
- 不会的，我明白 - 好吧？ -No. Roger that. -Okay?
天哪，你没看出来她最近有点古怪吗？ 我是说，她好像神不守舍的样子 God, what is up with her lately, anyway? I mean, she seems so lost.
我也不知道怎么回事 现在跟她在一起真是受不了... I have no idea. I'm getting so sick of having her around...
她有些举动疯疯癫癫的 ...with this crazy new act she has going on.
你知道她剽窃了夏洛特的创意后 然后又把她开除了吗？ You know how she stole Charlotte's idea and then fired her?
我们要联起手来，凭自己的本事... I say we go ahead with our own presentation...
让她栽个大跟头 ...and let her fall on her ass.
哦，天哪，说得对 Oh, God, yeah.
你不会没有别的朋友吧 Okay, you're not Cajun.
- 一起散散步好吗？ - 好的 -Wanna go for a walk? -Sure.
我依然无法相信你就要结婚了 I still can't believe you're getting married.
再过2星期就是婚礼 In two weeks.
温迪和你一定心心相印吧？ Is she your soul mate, Wendy?
心心相印？ 我不清楚自己是否还相信这个 我觉得这想法太天真了 My soul mate? I don't know if I believe in those. I think that's kind of naive.
在她身边，你是否会激动地起鸡皮疙瘩... But you get goose bumps when you're around her...
或是心神不宁？ ...and butterflies?
不，高中以后我就从未 为一个女孩疯狂过 No, I haven't gotten crazy like that about a girl since high school.
麦蒂 Matty.
怎么说呢？ 我们之间到底怎么了？ What--? What happened to us?
我是说，我们俩 为什么没有保持朋友关系？ I mean, how come we never stayed friends?
不知道，我忘了 I don't know. I forget.
不，到底怎么回事？ No, what happened?
我也不知道，我只是记得很清楚 是从你13岁生日派对开始的 I don't know. I can pretty much peg it to your 1 3th birthday party...
当时你们正在玩游戏 好像是什么"轮流强暴"？ ...when you were playing that game. Spin the Rapist?
又叫"天堂里的7分钟" 大家把我甩到了一边 Seven Minutes in Heaven. Everybody ditched.
那是我想起来的最后一件事了 And that is the last thing I remember.
不用总是对此耿耿于怀 都过去很久的事了 We don't have to get into this. It's a long time ago.
- 那真的不再重要了 - 可那对我很重要 -lt really doesn't matter anymore. -lt matters to me.
快告诉我吧 Just tell me.
你从储藏室里出来... You came out of the closet...
我本想开始为你唱生日歌 ...and I started to sing my birthday song to you.
然后你就起来把我推开 And then you picked up and threw at me...
你用的力气很大，我本想送你... ...with impressive force, I might add...
我花了3个礼拜造好的梦想之屋 ...the dream house that I spent three weeks building for you.
但那之后你就不愿再和我做朋友了 And then you just stopped being my friend...
而且那以后你也不再对我说话了 ...and you never spoke to me again after that, ever.
真对不起 I'm so sorry.
别多想了，珍娜 那都很久以前的事了，无足轻重的 Forget it, Jenna. It was a long time ago. It doesn't matter.
麦特，别对我这么好 我不值得你对我这么好 Matt, stop being so nice to me. I don't deserve it.
你了解现在的我 是怎样一个人吗？ Do you know what kind of person I am now?
你知道现在的我 究竟是谁呢？ 我... Do you know who I am right now? I....
我没有一个真正的朋友，我... I don't have any real friends. I....
还和一个结了婚的男人 关系不清不楚 I did something bad with a married guy.
我不跟父母谈心 I don't talk to my mom and dad.
我不是个好人，可问题是... I'm not a nice person. And the thing is...
我不再只有13岁了 ...I'm not 1 3 anymore.
珍娜 Jenna.
你先坐吧 Behind you.
哦，回家的感觉真好 Oh, it's good to be home.
- 爸爸 - 珍娜？ -Daddy. -Jenna?
出什么事了？ What in the world?
- 宝贝 - 我想死你们了 -Sweetheart. -I missed you guys so much.
你还好吧？ Are you all right?
妈妈 Mom.
你是否曾经梦想过... Do you ever wish you could go back...
回到从前的时候？ ...Iike to another time?
要是能少点皱纹很好啊 I wouldn't mind giving back some of these wrinkles.
这样啊 Okay.
如果给你一个重来一次的机会 你的生活又会如何呢？ If you were given one do-over, anything in your life, what would it be?
不会有什么变化的 Nothing.
- 真的吗？ - 真的 -Really? -Really.
那你曾经犯过难以挽回的错误吗？ But did you ever make a big mistake?
或是那种能够改变你一生的错误？ 那你会怎么想呢？ Or a huge one that could change your life? What about that?
哦，珍娜，我的确做过很多错事... Well, Jenna, I know I made a lot of mistakes...
可我对此并不后悔 ...but I don't regret making any of them.
怎么会呢？ How come?
因为如果我没有做错过 Because if I hadn't have made them...
我就不会知道该怎样做才是对的 ...I wouldn't have learned how to make things right.
对不起，我去年圣诞没有回家 I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.
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卡丽，我出去了 Carrie, I'm heading out, okay?
我真是精疲力尽了 I'm so exhausted.
- 珍娜还在加班加点 - 她一直这样的 -Jenna's working late. -She has been.
- 嗨 - 嗨 -Hey. -Hey.
我正盘算着要去你办公室看看呢 我给你打过好多次电话 I was gonna stop by your office. I tried to call you a bunch of times.
- 可我没有收到任何留言 - 我太忙了（所以就没留言） -I didn't get any messages. -I was in a hurry.
但我真的想要找你 But I did try to reach you.
我非常想和你谈谈重新设计杂志的事 I actually wanted to talk to you about this whole redesign thing.
希望你不介意 我最近一直是一个人在工作 I hope you don't mind, but I've been working on something on my own.
因为时间太紧迫了 It's really last-minute.
- 希望你不介意 - 不，我当然不会... -I hope you don't mind. -No, of course not...
因为我也是这么做的 ...because I'm doing the same thing.
- 嗨，珍娜 - 嗨 -Hey, Jenna. -Hey.
有人正在那里大拍特拍照片 Someone's got a big photo shoot going on.
- 是的 - 找我来什么事？ -Yeah. -What's happening?
- 你带东西来了吗？ - 哦，是的，我带了一些 -Did you bring them? -Oh, yeah, I got a few.
- 你想做什么？ - 我想雇你拍照 -What are you doing? -I'm hiring you.
实际上，是“美体"杂志 雇用你工作一周 Actually, Poise is hiring you for the week.
这个给你 Here.
价钱先付一半 工作完成了再付剩下的 This is the first half. The rest when we finish.
虽然这笔钱对我很有用 但你也用不着这么帮我忙啊 I could really use this, but you don't need to do me any favors.
我是请你帮我的忙 我很欣赏你的作品 I'm asking you to do me a favor. I love your work.
我希望能与你共事 I hope you'll do this with me.
不过，你们编的杂志我看过 和我的风格大相径庭 You know, I've seen your magazine. My stuff is not your style at all.
的确如此 Exactly.
谁来抱着弗朗西斯？ Who gets Francis?
大家都准备好了，我们要拍了 There we go. Okay, let's do it.
上去，上去！ Up, up!
- 大家都准备好了 - 大家准备好了, 快上去 -Okay, everybody. -Okay, everybody, climb up there.
要显得生龙活虎 Lots of energy.
- 好的，很好，你们真是好样的 - 把旗帜举高 -All right. Nice. You're the real deal. -Keep up the flag.
好了，珍娜，你的“2004一族”要出炉了 All right. Jenna, this is your class of 2004.
All right, guys. Ready?
很好，很好 Very good. Very good.
- 这些照片真棒 - 是的，看上去很不错，对吧？ -They're beautiful. -Yeah, they came out okay, huh?
- 我想是吧 - 对 -I think so. -Yeah.
- 你觉得怎样？ - 我觉得很好 -Do you? -I do, yeah.
嗯，天太晚了，我该回家了 Yeah, it's getting late. I should get home.
今天在这儿呆的太晚了 It's getting pretty late here.
你知道我现在想要什么吗？ You know what I wish I had right now?
不知道，是什么？ No, what?
瑞兹糖 Razzles.
瑞兹糖？ Razzles?
我已经有15年... I haven't had Razzles...
- 没吃瑞兹糖了 - 还记得吗... -...in 1 5 years. -Remember...
- 它既是糖又是香口胶 - 真难以置信 -...they're both a candy and a gum. -That's incredible.
真不敢相信还有卖的 好了，别浪费时间了 I can't believe they had them. Okay, don't waste a minute.
好久没吃了，好好尝尝 It's been a long time. Careful.
好的 Yeah.
你笑什么？ What are you laughing at?
我也说不清楚 I don't know.
这样的生活，这样的时间 和你在一起，嚼着瑞兹糖 Life. Timing. Being here with you, eating Razzles.
这个星期和你一起 工作的开心极了 I've had a really great time working with you this week.
- 我也是 - 一切都很美好 -Me too. -And everything.
是的 Yeah.
喂，麦蒂 Hey, Matty.
告诉我 Tell me something.
我的舌头是什么颜色？ What color is my tongue?
- 什么？ - 我的舌头是什么颜色？ -What? -What color is my tongue?
红色的，说不清楚，是红的吧 It's red. I don't know. Red.
怎么个红法？ 是舌头的红色吗？ "Red" red? Or tongue red?
是瑞兹糖的红色 Razzle red.
- 给我看看你的 - 什么？ -Show me yours. -What?
- 你的舌头，我都把我的给你看了 - 我不想被你看到 -Your tongue. I showed you mine. -I'm not showing you.
伸出舌头来给我看看嘛 我都给你看过我的了 Show me your tongue. I showed you mine.
- 又不是我要看的 - 麦蒂，我一定要看看你的舌头 -I didn't ask to see yours. -Matty, I need to see your tongue.
也是瑞兹糖的红色 Razzle red.
你想知道一个秘密吗？ You wanna know a secret?
想呀 Yeah.
你是我所见过最可爱的男人 You're the sweetest guy I've ever known.
我们再去比跳秋千吧 我打赌还是能击败你 I bet I can still beat you off the jump.
比比谁跳的更远 输了的要请客喝一杯 Whoever goes the furthest, the other owes a drink.
- 一杯朱丽叶橙汁(北美饮料连锁店) - 赌注再大些 -An Orange Julius. -Upping the stakes.
那就周五晚上8点请吃饭 And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
在24街餐厅里 ...at the 24th Street Diner...
庆祝我们的设计中标 ...to celebrate our redesign being chosen.
说定了 Deal. One.
- 2 - 2 -Two. -Two.
- 3！ - 3！ -Three! -Three!
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我本来可以顺势打个滚的 I should've tucked and rolled.
看来我老了 I'm getting old.
不，你不老 你老了，那意味着我也就老了 No, you're not, because that means I am.
哦？ Well?
- 喂 - 怎么了？ -Hey. -Yeah?
你的胳膊上长汗毛了 You got arm hair.
我以前从没有过这样的感觉 It's never quite got that reaction before.
我甚至感觉那不是自己 It was like it wasn't even me.
好像我只是... Like I had just...
居高临下的看着我们接吻 ...watched us down below, kissing.
再后来我就腾云驾雾的回家了 Then I just floated home on a cloud.
真是太浪漫了 That is so romantic.
- 你们看 - 你起鸡皮疙瘩了 -Look. -You've got goose bumps.
我一点没注意到，现在还没消 I totally know. They won't go away.
那你爱他吗？ Do you love him?
哦 Duh.
你什么时候再去见他？ When will you see him again?
实际上我也不知道 我不知道是否会去见他 I don't know, actually. I don't know if I can.
- 怎么？ 为什么？ - 说来复杂 -What? Why? -It's complicated.
这是成年人的事 It's a grownup thing.
真好，至少你还有个梦中情人 Well, at least you have someone to dream about.
当你带着牙齿矫形器的时候 男人都不想跟你上床 Guys don't wanna jump your bones when you're a metal-mouth.
这是什么态度？ 我们还年轻啊 What is that attitude? We are young.
我们要承受得起感情的痛苦 Heartache to heartache, we stand.
爱情就像战场 Love is a battlefield.
我喜欢这些画面 这个满脸雀斑的姑娘，还有那条狗 But I like it like this, with freckle girl and the dog.
- 这些照片好得出奇，珍娜 - 是啊，看这条狗 -These photos are unbelievable, Jen. -Okay, here's the dog.
- 它名叫弗朗西斯 - 哦，你觉得怎么样？ -Francis is the dog's name. -Okay. What do you think?
我想我要平生第一次阅读 “美体”杂志了 Well, I think I'm gonna start reading Poise for the first time in my life.
不，我在布鲁克林这里租了房子 No, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn.
那样行吗？ 好吧 我会去找你的，再见 That'll work? All right, I'll see you then. Bye-bye.
嗨，真没想到会见到你 Hey. I wasn't expecting to see you--
温迪，是你啊，我还以为 你明天才会飞回来呢 Wendy. I thought you were flying in tomorrow.
怎么，你约了别人吗？ What, are you expecting someone else?
不，嗨 No. Hi.
我想和你一起吃午饭，你饿了吗？ I wanna take you to lunch. Hungry?
好，好，见到你真是惊喜 Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
你去哪儿...？ Okay, where do you...?
- 你旅途还顺利吗？ - 还好 -How was your flight? -lt was good.
在任何地方都能找到拍摄的素材 You can take pictures of vitamin bottles anywhere.
我一直想要尽快解决这个难题 And I was just thinking that we should try to resolve this now.
以免在结婚第一年就要两地分居 Instead of being a commuter couple during our first year of marriage.
什么？ What?
对不起，对不起 I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
你能不能...？ 我没听清楚 Could you...? I missed that.
- 艾琳，你有更多的... - 珍娜 -Arlene, do you have any more--? -Jenna.
请原谅我语言粗俗 我的睾丸彷佛被铁钳夹住了 My balls, excuse my French, are in an iron vice.
公司那些人就像一群 注射了激素的SM变态女魔头 Corporate are twisting like a bunch of dominatrixes on steroids.
现在露西正在独自陈述她的设计理念 你们之间怎么了？ Now Lucy's presenting her own redesign. Tell me what's going on.
结果会让你有更多选择的 What is going on is you will have more choices.
尽管我很器重露西，可是 我更渴望了解你的工作成果 All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxious to know what you're working on.
- 谢谢 - 我不是在说恭维话 -Thank you. -I'm not complimenting you...
我只想再给你加点压力 ...I'm trying to pressure you.
离你的睾丸被完全挤扁还有多久？ How long until your balls get totally squished?
希望永远不会 我真的很想保住它们 Hopefully never. I'm really rather attached to my balls.
他们会在会场呆到5点吗？ Can they hang in there till 5?
珍娜，现在你不再代表个人了 Jenna, you are not yourself at the moment.
什么时候你才能让我脱离苦海？ 我真的快要疯了 Since when do you keep me out of the loop? I'm really freaking out here.
- 珍娜，其他照片也印好了 - 太好了，你再坚持一会儿 -The rest of the prints are ready. -Goody. Hang in there.
为什么没人听我说话？ Why does nobody listen to a word I say?
艾琳，你不一起来吗？ Arlene, aren't you coming?
哦，连你也受邀了，对吗？ 那好，再见了 Oh, you're invited, are you? Okay, bye-bye.
哦，不，对不起，快去吧 Oh, no, excuse me. Go ahead.
你们知道我是谁吗？ 无论怎么说 You know, what am l? I'm just the...
我毕竟还是杂志的主编 ...editor in chief. Whatever.
请载我们到第23大街 在第5和第6街之间那里 We've gotta go to 23rd, please, between 5th and 6th.
- 就是23街西路29号 - 知道了，女士 -It's 29 West 23rd. -You got it, lady.
新改版的“美体”前景无限 The new and improved Poise will explore the last frontier.
它会具有海洛因般让人沉迷的优雅 It will go heroin chic one better.
会让人欲罢不能 It will OD.
欲仙欲死 It will kill.
其绝杀之处何在？ 优雅 Cause of death? Chicness.
新版“美体”将超越 以往所有时尚杂志 The new Poise will go farther than any fashion magazine ever before.
具有致命魔力 It will be deadly serious.
让人不惜因时尚而亡 Fashion suicide.
好了，你觉得怎么样？ So, what do you think?
谢谢你，先生 Thank you, sir.
- 我们还有多少时间了？ - 2分钟，快点 -How much time do we have? -We have two minutes. Hurry.
天哪，她简直像个婊子 Jeez. Such a bitch.
我知道这有点标新立异 I know this is different.
我是说，它不同于 我们一贯的理念 I mean, from anything we've ever done.
我知道你们或许会反感 会以为我彻底疯了 And I know you might hate it and think I'm completely crazy.
但就算我被炒了鱿鱼 我也不会在乎的 But I won't care, even if I get fired.
说这些并非想对大家不敬 而是我悟出了一些道理 And I don't mean that disrespectfully, it's just that I've realized something.
这些女人是谁？ Who are these women?
有人认识她们吗？ Does anyone know?
反正她们我一个都不认识 I don't recognize any of them.
我更想看到... I wanna see...
我最好朋友的姐姐 ...my best friend's big sister...
足球队里的啦啦队员 ...and the girls from the soccer team.
隔壁的芳邻 My next-door neighbor.
真正聪慧迷人，自爱自信的女人 Real women who are smart and pretty and happy to be who they are.
那才是值得尊敬的 These are the women to look up to.
让杂志重新充满生活气息 Let's put life back into the magazine.
使之充满喜怒哀乐的人间真情吧 And fun and laughter and silliness.
我觉得我们...我们都会想要感受到 I think we all-- I think all of us wanna feel something...
那些曾经忘却 或错过的尘事 ...that we've forgotten or turned our backs on.
或许我们意识不到 我们已经遗忘了多少 Because maybe we didn't realize how much we were leaving behind.
因此更需要记住那些美好的往事 We need to remember what used to be good.
否则... If we don't...
即使再遇到这样的事 我们也将视而不见 ...we won't recognize it even if it hits us between the eyes.
我只是... I just....
棒极了！ Bravo!
绝妙无比 Brilliant.
明天一大早我们就把 这个创意呈送给公司 We will present this to corporate first thing tomorrow morning.
- 你用了哪位神秘摄影师？ - 麦特·弗兰海夫 -So who's this mystery photographer? -Matt Flamhaff.
男的还是女的？ Is he Arthur or Martha?
麦特，是男的 （麦特或麦蒂，名字略带女人气） Matt. He's Matt.
不会吧，他是同性恋吗？ No, no. Is he gay?
你才是同性恋吧？ Are you gay?
- 要接哪里？ - 曼哈顿 -City and listing? -Manhattan.
请接帕克大街的“活力四射”杂志社 Sparkle magazine on Park Avenue.
- 这里是“活力四射”杂志社 - 请找屈诗·赛科特 -Sparkle magazine. -Trish Sackett, please.
珍娜，我很抱歉贸然闯入你的办公室 可我有些事必须跟你谈谈... Jenna, I'm sorry to barge in on you like this, but I really have to talk to you--
嗨，海狸 Hey, Beaver.
我该叫麦特，对不起 I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
顺嘴了改不过来，别在意 Old habits die hard, you know.
没什么，珍娜在吗？ Fine. Is Jenna around?
你来这里是为了那些照片吗？ Are you here about your photos?
不，实际上不是 No, actually, I'm not.
我觉得应该告诉你... I guess I should just tell you...
珍娜决定再想别的创意... ...that Jenna's decided to go in a different direction...
打算找个更有名望的摄影师 ...with a more established photographer.
就是给她拍这些照片的家伙 She's gonna use the guy who shoots the official photos of her sweetie pie.
你也别多想 只不过是想法上有了点分歧 So don't take it personally, because there's just a little bias.
不好意思，对你这么坦白，因为... I'm sorry to be so honest with you, because...
我觉得你拍的照片真的很不错 ...I think your pictures are really cute.
很高兴能跟你交谈 It was nice talking to you.
嘿，麦特，既然你来了 愿意签一份发表照片的许可吗？ Hey, Matt. While I've got you here, do you wanna sign a general release?
也许目录里能用上你的照片 Maybe we can use your pictures in a catalog.
好吧 Fine.
嗨 Hi.
- 你是珍妮对吧？ - 是珍娜 -Jenny, right? -Jenna.
我来找麦特 I was looking for Matt.
我想告诉他一个 非常振奋人心的消息 I wanted to tell him some really great news about his photographs.
大家都非常喜欢他拍的照片 Everybody loved them.
太好了，等他回来我就告诉他 他去拿礼服去了 That's great. I'll tell him when he gets back. He's out getting his tux.
- 礼服？ - 我知道，男人啊 -His tux? -I know. Men.
什么都拖到最后一分钟才做 Everything's the last minute.
我是说，我们明天就要结婚了 I mean, hello. We're getting married tomorrow.
婚礼在房子的小后院举行 一定会非常棒的 This'll be the cutest little backyard wedding since I don't know when.
- 恭喜了 - 谢谢，我会告诉麦特你来过的 -Congratulations. -Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by.
- 好的 - 再见 -Okay. -Bye.
我们都会想要再次感受 那些忘却的旧事吧 We wanna feel something again that we've forgotten.
我们或许不会注意到 自己究竟遗忘了多少 Because we didn't stop to notice how much we were leaving behind.
因此更需要记住那些美好的往事 We need to remember what used to be good.
你准备好了吗？ You ready?
会议取消了，珍娜 The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.
什么，推迟到明天吗？ What, until tomorrow?
彻底取消了 It's over.
彻底取消了？ It's over?
露西... Lucy....
把你的创意全部带到了"活力四射" 全都带走了 She took all your designs to Sparkle. Everything.
她成了那边的新主编了 She's their new editor in chief.
你那些照片昨晚出现在 "活力四射"的网站上 Your photos showed up in Sparkle Online last night.
现在连室外广告上也到处都有 They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
她不能使用麦特的照片 那是属于我们的 She can't take Matt's pictures. Those belong to us.
- 她不能那么做！ - 她能，而且她也做了 -She can't do it! -She can, and she is.
她让麦特签了这个 She got him to sign this.
露西，你盗用了麦特拍的照片 Lucy, you stole Matt's pictures.
哦，你今天想当什么 "罐子"还是"水壶"？ Oh, which one do you wanna be today, the pot or the kettle?
要是你不介意，我想当"罐子" If you don't mind, I'd like to be the pot.
也许是"水壶"，都无关紧要 反正都黑不溜秋的，咱俩谁也别说谁 Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really matter. They're both black.
- 你到底在说些什么啊？ - 这是我昨天在你办公室里找到的东西 -What are you talking about? -I found this in your office yesterday.
看上去熟悉吧？ 上面有你名字 Does it look familiar? It has your name on it.
- 你竟然乱翻我的东西？ - 哦，给我个施展才能的机会吧 -You went through my things? -Oh, give me a break.
多么可怕，多么糟糕 我简直不敢相信这是我干的 How horrible. How terrible. I can't believe I did it.
这是什么？ What is this?
小鹿斑比的妈妈被猎人打死 绑在车子后面了（一部老动画片的情节） You can wipe off the "Bambi watching her mother get shot...
你能不能收起 那副可怜巴巴的嘴脸来？ ...and strapped to the back of a van" look from your face.
我昨天跟屈诗·赛科特谈过了 I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
很好，珍娜 我现在对你们那套交易了如指掌 It's okay, Jenna. I know all about your little deal.
真是笔好交易 It's a sweet little deal, actually.
如果你帮他们销量达到100万 就让你作主编？ Editor in chief if you help them hit a million copies?
- 于是你就私下给了他们情报 - 哦，我的天 -So you'd give them tips. -Oh, my God.
真不错，要是我早想到这主意就好了 Not bad. I just wish I would have thought of it.
- 哦，不 - 哦，是的 -Oh, no. -Oh, yes.
只是我取代了你的职位 而你还呆在这家... Only, now I'm taking your job, you stay here with the magazine...
你一手搞砸的杂志社里 ...you single-handedly flushed down the toilet.
那麦特是怎么回事？ What about Matt?
他怎么会签字？ 你对他说过什么了？ Why did he sign this? What did you say to him?
让我想想，我想我告诉他... Let's see. I think that I told him...
你决定再想别的创意 ...you had decided to go in a different direction.
就像你现在这样 Which you are now.
我大概还告诉了他一些别的事 不过我现在记不起来了 I might have told him something else, too, but I just can't remember.
到新泽西的乔治·华盛顿大桥 George Washington Bridge, New Jersey.
珍娜 Jenna.
- 你是珍娜·林克 - 你怎么认识我？ -Jenna Rink. -Yeah?
我是克里斯·格兰迪 Chris Grandy.
那你现在做什么？ 你结婚了吗？ So, what are you doing? Are you married?
要是你还单身 我非常想要你的电话号码 Because if you're single, I definitely want a number.
我们就又能走到一起了 We could get together.
我还住在家乡... I'm still living at home--
- 快点，格兰迪！ 快点 - 主快救我啊！ -Come on, Grandy! Come on. -Holy Christ!
我们第一次接吻，舌头搅动的时候 你就说的这句话 This is the tune we first tangled tongues to.
这首歌是哪个家伙唱的来着？ What's the dude who sings this?
- 里克·斯普林斯廷？ - 是斯普林菲尔德，格兰迪 -Rick Springsteen. -It's Springfield, Grandy.
我要从这儿出去了 I'm out of here.
我还以为你想要我电话呢 I thought you wanted my number.
交给我吧 I'll take these.
下午好 Good afternoon.
你还记得吗，韦恩？ You remember, Wayne.
和弗兰海夫一家 在圣易西铎农场的时候 It was with the Flamhaffs at San Ysidro Ranch.
圣易西铎农场 San Ysidro Ranch.
真是太漂亮了，完美无暇 看上去美极了 It's so pretty. It's perfect. It looks great.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 Hey.
我不知道露西对你说了我什么 我只想让你知道 I don't know what Lucy said to you about me, but I want you to know...
无论她怎么说... ...that whoever that was she was talking about...
那个人都不是我... ...wasn't me.
露西说什么无关紧要 It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
自从她3年级偷了我的摇滚唱片以后 我就不再相信她了 I stopped trusting her after she stole my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
麦特 Matt.
我不是那个讨厌的坏女人了 I am not the awful person that I know that I was.
其实那个人根本不是我 I don't even know that person.
我想相信.... And I'd like to believe....
我有理由相信如果你知道... I have to believe that if you knew that...
如果在你心里 你真的，真的知道的话 ...if in your heart, you really, really knew that...
你现在就不会结婚了 ...you wouldn't be getting ready to marry someone now.
除非对象是我 Unless that someone were me.
珍娜，我不想对你撒谎 Jenna, I'm not gonna lie to you.
过去的几个星期里 I have felt things...
我也有些特别的感觉 ...these past few weeks...
但我不知道 自己能不能再出现这种感觉 ...that I didn't know I could feel anymore.
但在过去几天里，我意识到 But I have realized in these past few days...
时光无法倒流 ...you can't just turn back time.
为什么不？ Why not?
我在向前走 I moved on.
你也在向前走 You moved on.
我们走上了不同的道路 已经太久了 We've gone down different paths for so long.
我们都作出了各自的选择 We made choices.
而我选择了温迪 I chose Wendy.
她的家人就在楼下 That's her family down there.
我们相互关爱，你知道吗？ We care about each other, you know?
也许你不能得到你的每个梦想小屋 不过你已经离它很近了 You don't always get the dream house, but you get awfully close.
请不要哭泣，珍娜 Please don't cry, Jenna.
哦，我很好，我发誓 Oh, I'll be fine, I promise.
麦特，能把它给我吗？ Matty, can I have it?
求求你行吗？ Please?
- 你不会丢过来打我吧？ - 不会 -You're not gonna whip it at me? -No.
我不想让你迟到，快去吧 Look, I won't have you be late. Just go.
你去吧，我很好 我这是喜极而泣 Go on. I'm fine. I'm just crying because I'm happy.
我希望你能非常，非常幸福 I want you to be so, so happy.
我爱你，麦特 I love you, Matt.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
珍娜，我... Jenna, l....
其实我一直都爱你 I've always loved you.
珍娜正在储藏室里等你 Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
麦蒂 Matty.
哇噢，你真的明白 自己在做什么吗？ You really know what you're doing.
快来 Come on.
- 对不起，我忘拿围巾了 - 你知道什么？ -Sorry, I forgot my scarf. -You know what?
从现在起，黑不溜秋的罐子还是水壶的 你愿作什么就是什么吧，骚货 You can be the pot and kettle all by yourself from now on, biatch.
快来，麦特 Come on, Matt.
- 你叫我什么？ - 我们要赶不及了 -What did you call me? -We're gonna be late.
- 赶不及什么？ - 你会知道的 -For what? -You'll see.
瑞兹糖要吃吗，弗兰海夫先生？ A Razzle, Mr. Flamhaff?
谢谢你，弗兰海夫太太 Thank you, Mrs. Flamhaff.