二十世纪福克斯出品
摄政电影出品
导演 约翰·怀特赛尔
马丁·劳伦斯
超级奶爸
北75KM 北85Km 布兰登·T·杰克逊
杰西卡·卢卡斯
桃树街 东北 波茜娅·道布尔戴
托尼·库兰
阿娜·奥缇兹
雪莉·谢泊德
马丁·路德·金于1929年1月15日出生于此 米歇尔·昂格 艾米莉·里奥斯
亨利·路巴提 罗伦梭·皮索尼 马克斯·萨谢那
选角导演 金·科尔曼 阿力萨·弗格
服装设计 莉亚·卡特斯尼尔逊
FBI,靠边停
音乐 大卫·纽曼
来呀
我要去到你家才能派信啊
-别逼我出绝招 -我去你家才能给你!
出来
双手举高,你脑子是不是有问题?
你在那里就能停,非得让我追你
警察就可以随便把人赶到树篱吗?
-给我 -这是违反联邦法律的
美国邮政
邮差才能碰信件
你知道我会怎样的
我可以爆你菊花的
-好吧,冷静,冷静 -知道吗?
好吧,你的邮件就在这里
零工业税的信用卡申请
-不是 -对哦
-蒸汽清洁地毯? -也不是
杜克大学录取通知书
-过来,给我 -不要
给爷过来!
今天才放榜啊,你绝对是疯狂家长的获奖者
我儿子被录取了
谢谢
你丢了退税单可不要怪我
特伦特
你在上面吗?
杜克大学
你成才了
-心灵鸡汤服务站 -你好
-我想跟我太太雪莉说两句 -抱歉,不准接电话
我知道,但…
有点紧急情况,我们的儿子被录取了
你妻子在未来72小时都得被隔离
你们是心理咨询中心
-又不是拍51区 -别紧张,和我一起深呼吸
我不会和你一起深呼吸的
别鞭挞我
要我把你的马尾拉下来吗?
请休息吧
-杜克大学 -啥?
-马尔科姆 -你是谁
我是杰森·伯恩
我告诉过你我们不用代号名的
你让一切都好无聊
你想要什么,尼克?
交易是在今晚11点
-你拿到他们想要的东西了吗? -还拿到我想要的东西
-要不在巴厘岛吧 -那里没有证人保护
我们会照顾你的
那好,墨西哥吧,但不要卡波岛
那里游客太多了
-特伦特 -巧克力!
正在连接 特伦特
-马尔科姆 -你在哪里?
-在图书馆 -在图书馆?
-好吵哦 -今天是读书欣赏日
我们得谈谈
-马上回家 -信号不好了
-荣耀之子声音有点哑 -我马上回来
-你说你在图书馆? -你怎么找到我的?
用局里的追踪器
-谢谢老天,我老爹只是牙医 -我老爹还卖德国肉排呢
我们得谈谈,
斯科拉奇和伦勃朗都是我家里人,有什么可以当面说
家里人是吗?
在家里我们打小孩子的屁屁
现在我看见许多没被打过的屁屁
想试试吗,就是这样
今天愉快,特纳先生
特伦特,我们爱你,可我们不想被打屁屁
等下嘛,起码卖几张CD
-为什么当着所有人面前让我难堪 -是吗,你还有的学呢 -走吧,马尔科姆
你可以偶尔管我叫爸爸
我们重新来吧,今天会过的很好的
我没有好消息
-好消息到了 -我知道,他们打给我了
我就说等我的新歌吧,型爆了
什么新歌,你在说什么呢?
-等下,你在说什么? -在说杜克大学呢
不,忘了大学吧,看看这个,有人帮我混音了一张CD
叫<成就>第一辑
他准备召集许多有才的音乐人进行巡演
在秋冬季,叫做"新人学堂",酷吗
会去到西海岸和辛辛那提
特伦特,正常人不去辛辛那提
他们离开那里
知道问题吗?我还没有18岁,所以…
我想你帮忙在合同上签个名,荣耀之子是有点小…
当然只在年龄上
等等,你被杜克录取了,现在你是杜克蓝魔了!
-然后呢? -那是你的梦想啊
不,那是你的梦想
我不上什么破大学,我要去巡游演出赚钱
我不会签的
-你就消停会吧 -这机会千载难逢啊,老爹
要是这合同在五天内没上交
他们就会请圣路易斯那个超级烂的说唱二比
特伦特,你下半生都可以去巡演
-但接下来的四年 -四年?
你在开玩笑吧,老爹?
你知道四年在嘻哈界意味着什么吗?
天啊,老爹,看看这里
这是成功的建筑蓝图
一切都建立在强烈的灵感上
强烈的灵感?
你怎么也得要有个学位
-你的灵感没了怎么办? -那我就再创造灵感啊
每次你开口说话…
都得让我告诉你学位有多重要
很幸运你妈妈不在这里,不然就可听听你的傻话
妈,对,打电话给我妈
-听听她会怎么说 -对啊,快打电话
你告诉她你要放弃大学
她额头的青筋准会爆出来
我要让她看看我未来建筑的蓝图
我唯一会签的就是杜克大学的学费单
谈完了
我要去上班了,我们还是得有人去上班的
-我脚踏实地,你懂吗? -我懂
-你真的懂了?感受得到了? -懂了,感受到了
但我的建筑有游泳池的,还有私人保镖
我们可以一起努力的,马尔科姆
该死!
-你怎样了? -他签了吗?
还没呢
B计划,你在他执勤时去打扰他
他为了摆脱你也会签的
在执勤时,我懂了
-对了,这就对了 -这就是我请你的原因
别碰胸口,会影响接收效果的
你带U盘了吗?
-不在上面 聪明吧
-你在耍我吗? -不,这是保险措施
因为我在想他们不给钱怎么办?
要是他们像我这样查呢?
真的藏起来了,没人找到的,别紧张
-蠢蛋,在哪 -证人保护计划呢?
你不告诉我的话,就在棺材里
-乔治亚女子艺术学校 -什么?
-我有兄弟在那里工作 -难以置信啊
克劳福德?
我是马尔科姆
卡内提带了个空盘
他告诉我真家伙在哪,但是没时间了
我们只能把他带到柯克奥夫那进行交易,对
嘿,走吧
-卡内提,听见吗? -听得见
出问题的话马上逃跑
伙计们,弗拉德和德米特里,对吧
晚上好,柯克奥夫先生
很高兴又看见你
罗塞塔石
-哦,我是荣耀之子 -特伦特,你在这里干嘛?
为了我的未来,快签把
快点进来,马上趴下
你以为哥是蠢蛋吗?
可能你很聪明,我都不怎么认识你
快签字吧
-我不是跟你说话 -那是跟谁?
我跟你胸口上的麦克风那边的人说话呢
没人在那边
这只是我的助听器
-马上出去躲起来 -怎么了?
-我右耳有听力障碍 -真的吗?
-让我看看 -听力障碍怎么给你看?
-冷静,我给你看所有东西 -FBI
快来抓你的告密贼吧
你想过来玩玩吗?
放下枪,放下枪!
把卡内提交给我,否则我就毙了他
-音乐 -啥?
就在音乐里…
我啥都没看见
别呀,别
跟上
他们开枪了,我们要去哪?
跑进车里
低头
-你还好吗? -可能是吧
知道我们刚刚多么险吗、
你可能已经死了,你脑子里想的是什么?
-他在我面前开枪把他打死了 -我们还活着
-这就是问题 -为什么不叫FBI呢
不,FBI有内鬼,柯克奥夫知道我们要去哪的
-我想回家,老爹 -你车子在那里
-他们可能会查车的,然后把我们查得一清二楚
你刚看见柯克奥夫杀人了,我们不能回家
然后呢?他会追杀我?
-这可不好玩呀! -我不会让他得逞的
我要做的就是把U盘找出来
里面的证据能把柯克奥夫扔进监牢
贿赂、交易、他的一切罪行,卡内提告诉我他藏哪儿了
我们就低调地去把它弄到手
冷静
深呼吸一下
他们还没回局里报到,你就不知道他们的行踪
你可是FBI
你啥都不知道还好意思说你是内鬼
把照片电邮给我
-老板你腿怎么样 -哥很好
FBI查了他们的车子
租的,没留什么信息,可他们还在附近的
现在还在
-U盘在哪里? -特纳知道在哪
找到特纳就找到U盘了
问题就是那个男孩
他也看见我开枪了
我也要做低他
我MP3里面还有15首歌没混音
本来可以的
-乔治亚女子艺术学校 -就按帕克斯曼的做法
我在街上被枪打死了,然后就红了
别说傻话了,我们会没事的
小大大站在枪管下也是这样说的
或者Pac也会这么说,在寒冷街上瑟瑟发抖时
我有计划了
-马尔科姆,答应我一件事 -什么?
别让他们把沃尔玛这歌删节了
保留着荣耀之子歌曲原貌
-我们要藏起来 -藏?
我这么大只,怎么藏
神经病也这样穿
我发现你偷穿你老妈衣服时,你没这样说
她答应我不会说出去的,我当时是在演出
你真难相处啊,夏尔曼·黛西·皮尔斯
-你在说谁? -我的侄孙女
你最好学女生讲话,不然就吓死人了
怎样啊,摇啊摇,摇啊摇
对了,就这样
记住这音调
是啊,最少我得是个漂亮姑娘啊
能够自己买衣服
把裙子拉下来,你走光了
拉下来了
过一段时间之后你就发现这是浪费时间
我都没跟你说话,你八卦什么?
等等我!
乔治亚女子艺术学校
这么大的地方怎么找一个手指大的U盘
卡内提有朋友在这里工作,我们得把他找出来
还有他知道什么
卡内提,卡内提,对了
他死之前告诉我点东西
他看着我说
-他说什么? -他说"都在音乐里"
呵呵,可能他看出了我是荣耀之子,十分有才
-"都在音乐里"? -是啊
毫无意义
就像你嘴里吐出来的其他话一样
要是没意义的话,我们这俩胖女人在这晃什么
他们要找个女宿管
你说什么?
提起臀部、拿出勇气、在那边等
嗨,姑娘们
她在等我呢,我可能来晚了点
请进
-我能帮你点什么? -我是来帮你的
那些没娘的孩子们天天盼望着好宿管这个榜样
哈蒂·梅·皮尔斯听候差遣,你可以就我大妈妈
你电邮简历来说要来应聘女宿管一职
-你很有经验,但… -那就好啊
我会想照看自己孩子一样照看这些姑娘
可是,大妈妈女士,我们还没开始面试
看看这帮可恶的孩子干了什么
-行为艺术课,我的屁股都坐疼了 -贝弗利,你怎么了?
双层纸巾? 这学校能买得起双层纸巾
我还得自己买维达吗?
没人想享受这种待遇
-还算好的呢 -妈妈咪呀
你应该马上辞职,看看能不能把头发弄好点
不行,辞职要提前两星期申请
要是每天都不受尊重的话
很快就会老的,你也知道的
他说得对啊,什么事都不值得我再跟这群魔鬼处下去了
不让一个孩子落后?看看我吧
我不干了
-你今天能上班吗? -我?
当然啦,谢谢了
-我们付薪水不多 -别担心
我们以前穷得要去KFC
麦辣鸡翅太贵了,吃不起
我们就吃别人吃剩的碎碎
不过确实有个小问题
什么?
你们好吗?
盖尔女士,这是我的侄孙女,,夏尔曼·黛西·皮尔斯
你好
-好多女孩啊 -就像在冰淇淋店一样
好多口味哦
呃,我是说,这里的姑娘个性都不一样
我们也为学生多样化感到自豪呢
告诉我,夏尔曼,你觉得这家学校适合你吗?
当然
我喜欢读书
也喜欢音乐…
我也喜欢莎拉,诱人的新鲜水果莎拉
她不正常好几天了,因为家庭原因跟我在一起
我父母不喜欢我搞艺术,觉得我浪费时间
太糟糕了,但你来对地方了
-我继父总是工作 -为政府打工
-还用这个监视我 -你老实点他就不会这样了
夏尔曼,在转学申请过来前你可以先上课
但因为快开学了
我们没有宿舍剩了
-我可以跟随便哪个姑娘住一屋 -不要麻烦了
夏尔曼和她大妈妈一起住
可是心理医生建议我和同龄人多相处较好
你的同龄姑娘都住一个楼层,很快就能相处好的
小夏我高兴死了!
欢迎来到新家
我来带你参观一下新宿舍,有些女孩去吃饭了
你在食堂才能看见她们,这是米娅
妈的
米娅,这是你新宿管,大妈妈
这是她的侄孙女,你新同学
米娅是个有前途的演员
我还好啦
我能想桑德拉·布洛克一样演演喜剧,在奥斯卡之前
我要拓展戏路,就像凯特·温丝莱特
演技课老师奥特女士说我需要倾听内心的声音
最后的声音一定是尖叫,说迪兰特要离开我
迪兰特要离开我了…
-我要走了 -我需要一个拥抱
他有点情绪化,谁是迪兰特?
那是他男朋友
盖尔,我想在晚饭前梳洗一下
夏尔曼需要时间来适应
她得躺下来一下,躺一两个小时什么的
我完全懂,你们的房间就在走廊那头
看看这墙纸,不错嘛
上面还有芭蕾舞者
我是贾思敏
下面是你参观校园时没了解到的事项
我在这里是老大
要是你们识趣的话,我们应该没什么矛盾,好吗
听着,小仙女
大妈妈不听任何人发号施令
任何人都不听
走着瞧
"长发公主"不错
我去收拾行李
我可以坐吗?
和那么多漂亮的姑娘一起坐
抱歉
-找个地方坐 -坐在我旁边吧
好的,谢谢你
等下,小心,我帮你擦干净
我是哈利·罗宾汉
-嘿,你就是在漫步广场听我唱歌的姑娘? -抱歉?
我是说你不火辣
漫步广场太热了,我看到你那天很热
我不是说你不性感,是我看见你那天…
我很热
-我是夏尔曼 -你很搞笑
不好意思,我还没自我介绍
我名字叫哈蒂·梅·皮尔斯
-所有人都叫我大妈妈 -这是本世纪最轻描淡写的话了
有意思
这是我的侄女夏尔曼·黛西·皮尔斯
你倒提醒提醒我了
在吃之前你得做些事情
当然了姑娘,注意一下
我们有个想吃饭的新生
-这家是什么学校呀? -艺术学校
就是说…
每个新来的学生要想吃饭,必须要跳舞、表演或唱歌
你笑什么,夏尔曼,你的才艺是什么?
来一个,来一个
安静
夏尔曼刚来还不适应
要不改天再来
没事的,大妈妈,我来吧
-你的才艺是什么呢? -说唱
等不及想看看
给我起个节奏什么的
女孩们
你们怎么那么沉寂呢?
大家都好吗?
没人…
-这不是在吃饭 -我减肥呢
首席芭蕾演员要把胸部瘦下去
这是个潜规则吧
你已经很瘦了,下雨时可以躲到雨滴的缝隙中避雨
一滴雨水都沾不到
-怎么了,米娅 -迪兰特想和我分手
需要点空间,还是朋友
还加个墨镜男的图片
他只是有点钻牛角尖
他害怕亲密关系,会受伤
你觉得呢?你们看不懂吗?
男人需要空间?这还不清清楚楚了吗?
也许他爱你太深了
不知道怎样处理
墨镜男说明他在隐藏内心深处的情景
他爱你的
就像我阿姨尤瑞玛说的那样
宁愿孤独一人过完下半辈子
也不和错误的人共度一分钟
我会孤独一人过完下半辈子?
不如让我死了吧
我只是想她…
想让人更伤心吗?
冷静女士们,谢谢
我要宣告件事情
昨晚,有人偷了古董音乐盒
就在图书馆特别收藏区
我知道大家都是恶作剧的高手
这一次不像偷了伊格的吉祥物一样
他们吉祥物还没找到
这是针对我们的犯罪,不能容忍
我建议那些有前科的同学
或者了解的同学马上告诉我,要不我查出来麻烦就大了
音乐盒,就是卡内提要告诉你的
-你的意思是? -U盘在音乐盒中
我们去图书馆看看,那是案发现场
-你去哪? -鞋子太难受了
这些鞋跟什么的,就像有针扎在我脚跟上一样
我都走不成路了
老实呆在房间,离女生们远点
上个厕所先
爽啊
我马上就好
-里面还好吗? -没问题,好吧?
马上来
我是说,你好海莉
不是冒犯什么的,为什么不穿美体衣呢?
-美体衣? -帮你塑形的内衣
这样你多余的肉就看不出来了,就像这里
赘肉真的很烦
她们在休息室为我准备了个小聚会,15分钟之后
-来吧 -你真好,真好
-那就那边见 -好的
穿着睡衣过来,老规矩
好的
抱歉
天啊,神啊,佛祖啊
一位像女王般的女士
我叫哈蒂·梅·皮尔斯,大家都叫我大妈妈
我是库尔·柯蒂斯,是个让美女垂涎的帅哥
挺不错的,可我口水不多
我曾和DMC乐队混过
看过他们的MV应该就能认出我
-没印象 -我表现的很好的哦
上次旅行是和埃勒·酷一起的
那家伙一直在唱"妈妈说把你踢出去"
年轻人,我都是当奶奶的认了
我是新来的宿管,我只是来逛逛校园
你能不能让我在图书馆四处看看?
库尔·柯蒂斯随时听您差遣
我是您忠实的仆人
我的小窝,我妈说过…
腿粗的女人最吸引我
找到钥匙了
-要来吗? -这边?
哈利·贝瑞都无法与你相比
天后帮
我真是爽爆了
谁请这全美最性感的狒狒啊
我邀请的啦,友善点
你们需要什么献祭的动物吗?
本校最优秀的艺术家小团体
这就是我们的秘密集会
-他值得信任吗? -当然
-背叛者背叛之前都这么说 -对
-说的好 -就是这样的
我来告诉你们一点夏尔曼·雏菊·皮尔斯的事情吧
我前男友马洛
是个混混
他卷入了一场犯罪事件
还告诉我要是作证对他不利的话,他就抛弃我
-知道我后来怎么样了吗? -你干啥了?
我在监狱中度过了15岁生日
我的生日蛋糕…
就是4英寸的床垫,上面还有跳蚤
真可怜
今晚我们来欢迎我们的新天后
哈利·罗宾汉
起立
这条项链是一个信物,他证明了你作为一个艺术家的价值
永不背叛朋友和艺术
-你愿意接受吗? -愿意
-恭喜,你入会了 -你的项链呢?
弄烂了,拿去修理了
欢迎加入天后帮
经典的水眼音乐盒
第一届毕业生送给母校的
打开它就会播放校歌
不是太值钱,但是意义重大
想不通为什么有人要偷这东西
-除非要用音乐盒做什么别的事 -很久了
不过我私底下觉得应该是女学生偷的
-你确定吗? -昨晚我打扫卫生时,
听到女孩子偷笑,小声讲话
我往那一看,她们就跑了,音乐盒也不见了
我在你房间看见一个男人的照片
我死党,托尼
他上过报纸,因为枪杀案
就是他
他几天前才走,去玩每个月一次的扑克
真让人伤心
我的发夹总不老实
嘿,大妈妈,我有好东西喝,要来一杯吗?
大妈妈是传统的女人,要回到姑娘们身边了
-妈妈级的女人也需要蜜糖的 -你有完没完啊
上帝,我原谅你了
现在你对我真好
玩啊
回去你房间,另外
因为有人偷掉音乐盒
今天开始晚上八点钟熄灯
出去
别哭着脸,快走
别偷偷诅咒我
我是按章行事
我们都走了
蒂姆威是个好东西,就是不怎么管用
你怎么回事?我让你离这些女孩远点
我要打入他们内部刺探情报
打入内部?穿着内衣在休息室躺着?
女孩们都这样
你要听听我的计划吗?
-你的计划? -她们有着不为人知的一面
-是的 -天后帮又不跟你玩
即使整个宿舍都归你管
你觉得大报纸会告诉你真相?
不,小报才是,我就是你的小报记者
-等下,天后帮是什么 -你还真不知道
这是学校最受欢迎的女生团体
最优秀的艺术家,她们领导一切
你需要我的
相信我吧,我是高级FBI探员
我有更重要的事情,而不是应付这帮青春期女孩
你好好呆着,我做这样的工作
随便吧
-我只是想帮忙 -不帮忙就是最大的帮忙
随你怎么说
你在哪里找到贾思敏的项链的
你怎么知道是她的?
哦,你不需要我,你有更重要的事情
而不是对付这帮青春期女孩
好吧,你来帮帮我吧
-互相帮助吧 -帮你什么?
-在我的合同上签名 -我考虑一下
我还是看杂志吧
好的
没什么,就是一堆这些东西
还不错
关掉,白痴
来吧,我知道怎么找到他们
夏尔曼,你迟到了,快去芭蕾舞教室去
曲腿
膝盖超过大腿
挺胸,肩膀收回去
打开,曲腿
-上来 不行了
下面分组练习
贾思敏,上
回去
你还好吗?
天啊
夏尔曼,快点
慢点
我知道什么叫"胡桃夹子"了
我想吐
-你见过这男孩吗? -不
我在找这个荣耀之子,你知道他在哪吗?
我是唱片经纪人,想跟他谈谈
是吗,我是他的伴奏
我是他经纪人
你不是,你只是打酱油得
-见过他吗? -自从上周日就没见过了
他有时去一个人呆着,找灵感什么的
我的名片,看见他的话告诉我
-我们将来也许会合作 -当然
听起来不错
名片再给我看看
为什么要上艺术学校?
因为你是学生,真实身份还不能暴露
-所以就要搞这些? -闭嘴
你肯定是新学生,夏尔曼
马上开始上课了,这是我们的裸模
准备好就开始了
我喜欢那种艺术
不能裸衣啊
-太丢人了 -你在说什么,大妈妈?
这是正常的艺术课
我们学习画人体
对啊,这是纯洁的艺术,她也很纯洁
而且在场的都是女生哦
我当然知道这个
但是不行,要是她裸衣的话
就给孩子们灌输一种不好的观念
这个国家92.6%的女性
都穿比12号大的衣服
-真的? -因为媒体给人灌输的观念…
女孩们都觉得,要是不瘦到皮包骨
她们是不会开心的
影响了正常审美取向
也导致厌食症,内分泌紊乱
不好意思,你的身板太小了,可你头发不错
-所以 -不,别听她的
她身材好极乐,别管她美女,秀出你自己
等下
我觉得大妈妈说得有道理
-是吗? -对
我们还真没用过比较有肉感的模特
很惭愧
-太惭愧了 -你觉得你怎么样,大妈妈?
-啥? -你来当我们的模特吧
神呐!
这边没事,一切顺利
-你该来当我们的模特 -大妈妈不会为任何人裸体
-行的,你那么漂亮 -我知道,但我还是不干
别啊
我还要点颜料
我得换张超大画布
不好意思,我不是该吃点葡萄或汉堡什么的吗?
你就是灵感本身了
好了,同学们,改换新姿势了,换张画布
-这样吗? -很好
-把这床单拉下来 -啥?
别害羞啊,你不都说了…
这些女孩儿需要榜样啊
榜样归榜样,但她们不会想要我这种的
-可以的,大妈妈,把它拉下来吧 -你不会想看的
让我们看看一个真正的女人
着火了!快跑
着火了,你的头发,小心烧起来
我让学生们回去吧
假火警,回教室去吧
你好啊,大妈妈
你裹着床单的样子就像维纳斯女神一般哦
肥腻多汁的胖女神吗?
来见见我的侄女,夏曼尔
-你好啊,夏曼尔 -告诉你一个大妈妈的小秘密
她越喜欢要你,就越要拒绝你
你有着碧昂斯的大腿和蕾哈娜的大眼睛
大妈妈!米娅要自杀
-不会吧,真可怕 -对啊
-我得走了 -快啊
-行了吧,是米亚 -美腿啊
柯蒂斯,我去前面了
-你有空吗 -有
那陪我去逛街吧
我得先把衣服穿上啊,这是什么啊?
血啊,有人打120了吗?
你们不是说她想自杀吗?
-我真的想死 -你还有很多值得期待的
别说了,说说怎么了
我们在沃尔格林买了染发膏
但说明书是西班牙语的
她只学过法语的
你这么大人了还买这种便宜货?
这种东西颜色不持久又伤头发
我以为我变个形象,迪兰特就会又喜欢我了
你的形象确实变了
他爱不爱你不是由你在商店里买的东西决定的
他不爱你,你根本不用自己改头换面
换掉你身边的男人不就得了
明白吗?好好想想
-那我的头发怎么办? -这好办
我们把它洗掉再重新做一个发型
-不行 -当然不行
-这个 -我觉得不像我的风格
肯定合适的,相信我
你要试这件?
你什么意思?我们一起换
愣着干嘛呢?脱衣服啊
我突然有点事,马上回来
-你还好吧? -没事
把一个混蛋从你脑子里洗去是最爽的事
大妈妈也曾把蓝色和金色混在一起染过头发
-看法宝 -凡士林
这是老天赐予黑人的礼物
如果你刚洗完澡,宝宝屁股长疹子
或者你的头发一团鸡窝,用这个就好
看看我的神作
看,好了
你真是天才,谢谢
我又把我的小美女变回来了
来,大妈妈得和你谈谈
你有那个丢失的音乐盒的线索吗?
别说是我说的,贾斯敏和伊莎贝尔今晚约在图书馆见面
-她们要干什么? -不知道
但我听到伊莎贝尔说会把它放进包包
-你真漂亮啊,妞 -你也是
-你今天真好看 -那是
-你表演完了能和我出去吗? -你刚和米娅分手
帮我抚平创伤
走吧
你要是改主意随时告诉我
他真恶心,是吧,你有男朋友吗?
没有,我喜欢的那种男生大概不存在吧
-那你呢? -我喜欢的男孩肯定不存在
-我知道谁适合你 -是吗?
-谁? -我的表哥特伦特
很好人,和我们差不多大
他还是个嘻哈乐坛神话
如果你在广场散过步,你可能还遇到过他
-他给自己起了个艺名叫… -荣耀之子
那个总喜欢在人前炫耀自己的自大狂
还老觉得是个女的都喜欢他
不好意思,但你表哥绝对是我最不想约会的人
-那你喜欢哪种类型的? -有艺术家范儿的吧
敏感又体贴
喜欢甜蜜缠绵的深吻
-怎么了?你取笑我吗? -哪有,不过特伦特就是这种男的
外人看来他是很嚣张,如果你了解他…
你会发现他很贴心,你们很配的
他明天也会去看演出
你们可以见见什么的
-我能在那之前和他见面吗? -不行,只能明晚
今晚不行吗?
-那没问题 -很好
-只有库尔·柯蒂斯一个人 -我看看
你怎么回事,小命不保还去逛街
逛街对女孩儿来说很重要的
就像男生喜欢运动一样,她们逛街,聊天
看减价促销,乐在其中
就像个很好玩的游戏一样
-老实告诉我,你是不是喜欢那个海莉? -我又不是和海莉出去
-不是的,她不是我喜欢的类型 -那就好
我们干嘛不直接下去截住他呢?
时机未到,监视是个耐心活
我们绝对不能暴露
再有,如果米娅没有骗我们的话
那就但愿偷音乐盒的人并不知道里面的内容
这样硬盘可能就还在里面
好吧,那我们就干等吧
等等,你在哼什么呢
怎么?对你来说太老调了?
没有啊,我觉得可以把它加到我的混音带里
-你能唱两句吗? -应该可以
如果你能唱两句,我再加点东西混起来,肯定超酷
加点怀旧爵士,然后…
我喜欢这个
复古与前卫的结合,很有冲击感
-我可以融合起来,就这样 -你在干嘛?
我经常这样走步,这叫克利夫兰脚步
-这个不错,教我 -双脚向左移,向右移
抖一抖
抬脚,慢慢转圈
转回来,再抖一抖
你的手臂要像霸王龙那样
-抖一抖 -是那种踢踏的感觉吗?
不是,踢踏是这样,这个是这样…
-这个更柔和一些 -我喜欢
还有这样,我特别喜欢这个,又蛮简单
-怎么了? -有美女哦
柯克奥夫和库尔·柯蒂斯大概是老朋友
库尔·柯蒂斯让这些女孩儿去偷音乐盒
-真不敢相信 -特伦特,你再装扮一下
我去核实
还有人跟踪我这个保镖啊
-我是好奇大婶 -那进来喝一杯吧
让我来满足你的好奇心
好吧,那就喝杯果汁吧,这边?
-海莉 -特伦特
你好啊
很抱歉来晚了,那个波多黎各人找不到路
-你喜欢嘻哈吗? -对,我还喜欢甜蜜缠绵的吻
你这么说感觉还蛮怪的
是啊,因为你和我感觉一样对吧?
不是,是因为你说的很恶心
好吧,因为说唱不能很好地表达我的感情
其实我作为一个男人,感情是很细腻的
有海洋一样的胸怀,在皮特詹姆我们表达了情感
然后我们亲吻,然后…就像…
不好意思,我是因为夏曼尔才来和你约会的
不过我觉得我该走了
别,等等
夏曼尔说你是个美丽动人的女孩儿
-通常这种女孩儿都不喜欢… -荣耀之子
对,但你看到的荣耀之子并不是我
这才是真正的我,这才是…
好吧,那真实的你是怎样的
我也不知道真实的我是怎样,我还在找答案
-我也是 -是吗?
-我们能重新来过吗? -好吧
-我叫特伦特 -海莉
你的香槟来了,我的女神
现在我有点撑不住了
你这是什么话啊,你又不是小姑娘了
和我体型一样彪悍,但是是个大妈
你知道我喜欢男人英勇的一面
我知道库尔·柯蒂斯不仅是个男人
还有很搞笑的一面
-我现在有点烦了 -为什么?
就那些事了,中年危机什么的
房贷之类的乱七八糟的破事,你要保密啊
-你在帮谁做事啊? -你是FBI吗?
当然不是
-你听得到吗? -不是,我怎么会是FBI
怎么可能
你真好看,我喜欢你
你是我的欢乐女神
你还有"小镇大富翁",来玩这个吧
我有个更好的游戏
-我得回去了 -是吗?为什么
可能还有一点点时间
-是特伦特 -你有那家伙的电话吗?
告诉他我们找到我们的兄弟了
我们找到我们兄弟了
这两位是我伙计,伦勃朗和斯科拉奇
-你好 -你好啊
你的合同签了吗?
-还在弄 -来,我给你看样东西
再见咯
-快去签了 -我们还要带你见个人呢
特伦特,明天哦!
伦勃朗和斯科拉奇是绝配,一高一矮
看得出来
-我们找到他了 -跟紧他
-看看能不能顺藤摸瓜找到他老爸 -好
游戏开始了
那些姑娘们都快把我逼疯了
-你认识贾思敏·莲和伊莎贝尔·弗拉拿吗? -没听说过
左脚红色
一小时前她们给了你一个包
右脚黄色
那个贾思敏和伊莎贝尔啊!
这些女孩儿有大麻烦,你也一样
你在为谁保存那个包?
-学校外面的人吗? -你真想看那个包吗?
-左手蓝色 -蓝色吗?
对,蓝色
来爸爸这
左手绿色
好吧,那我没绿色摸了,游戏结束
没,我占到了你的绿色
-好了,继续吧,宝贝 -才不要呢!
-你的声音怎么回事 -你听到的
把屁股抬起来
你是个男的?
-又来了 -我一拳能把你打到天边去
把那个包给我,马上
-每次找到心仪的对象,结果都晴天霹雳 -闭嘴
我是卧底FBI,给我那个包
给我
这是什么?
你一个大男人在衣柜里藏什么公鸡?
那些女孩儿在伊格内修斯路偷出来的
那是男子学校,这是只吉祥物公鸡
她们打算演出结束后才偷偷还回去
还想继续玩游戏吗?
-快点 -你要去哪?
-你待会就知道了 -好吧
-是这除了家以外最像家的地方了 -真漂亮
明天就是毕业演出了,我拿奖学金的最好机会
没有奖学金我估计就读不下去了
大家都会去,朱莉·雅德,伯克莱,皮博迪,欧博朗特
我眼前有位漂亮的美女,还有一架漂亮的钢琴
却没人在弹奏
-你想让我弹? -是啊
-现在? -那我来吧
别,别碰我的琴
-借过 -不好意思
好吧,别批评我啊,这曲子还很糙
看吧,还没找到感觉,总觉得差点什么
没差什么,挺好的,只是你得找点感觉…
-比如提点速 -提速?
-对 -对,是好点了
好吧,我挺喜欢的
-你喜欢 -要不一起唱?
一般第一次约会我是不唱歌的,但是…
现在我们稍微把调子提高一点
-高八度 -对,高八度
你怎么做到的,太棒了!
-很完美吧 -我们明天一定要一起演奏它
-我们? -是啊,大家都会震惊的
-那是你的表演,我看看就好了 -别啊,你是一部分
没有你我做不来,求你了
-什么时候? -真的吗?谢谢你
我还是回去了吧,免得有麻烦
-今晚真美好 -美好的夜晚,我喜欢
你表达能力这么强,怎么不去大学呢?
你可以学所有作家和诗人的作品
-我觉得我要趁热打铁 -杰斯27岁才离开学校
世界变得很快,他却懂得怎样完善自己
我现在就觉得挺完美的了
我也觉得
宿舍大门要关了
-明天见 -好的
明晚见
这孩子是来这泡妞的,没找他老爸
先活捉他,晚点儿再杀他
现在他是我们的王牌
我们去抓他吧
快点
-一晚上两个妞啊 -这小子能力很强啊
眼光不咋地
白痴,你们怎么跟丢了
不知道啊,不过我们知道他女朋友在哪
两个女朋友
现在我们做个交易
你们想让我对你们偷公鸡一事保密
就告诉我图书馆那个音乐盒的事
那个丢失的音乐盒
-好吧 -好孩子
从前有个音乐盒在图书馆,现在不在了
大妈妈,我查出…
为什么伊格内修斯路的吉祥物会出现在这
好吧,我数三声
如果没人说话,那你俩今晚就别上台演出了
一
二
她们没偷这公鸡,是她们找到它的
她们闲逛的时候把它带过来了
-好吧,谢谢你们 -我有急事要处理
你们最好把它带回伊格内修斯路,好让它下蛋
那可是公鸡啊
但味道差不多的
尤其是用350度高温烘焙的时候,值得一试
你们,站住!
过来
你说我有外遇,你不也有吗?
我回头打给你
-开车 -不行,这车是迪兰特开的
你不需要迪兰特了,开车吧
拐弯
-差点撞了 -反正没撞上
-开到80码 -80?
对,80
好啦,现在我们被一个胖女人用教学车辆追踪
这拐弯
这,我要拉手刹了
你开车不错啊
开过去,别减速
我们会死的!
你没有迪兰特不也活得好好的吗?
这又不是一回事,我还有朋友,我还要上学
-太刺激了 -当心
-怎么办? -祈祷气囊好使吧
我想起来了
好吧,你今天获益不少啊
他们在这,真不敢相信他们回来了
他们会杀了我
你又没脱过那条裙子,他们哪知道你在这
我没脱过,但他们知道了
你想告诉我什么吗?
-没有 -听着,把女装穿上
千万不要脱下来
-明白吗? -明白
-别担心,今晚的演出上我能找到他们的 -好的
伊莎贝尔,太棒了
你真的把它把表现出来了
谢谢,但愿招生老师会喜欢
肯定啦
你知道特伦特在哪吗?他最好早点过来
-大妈妈? -怎么了
你知道我偷了公鸡,但没揭发我
这又不是我第一次干这种事了
瞧瞧你的表情和语气,很老成啊
-我高三了 -我知道你想什么
你敏感多情,和大妈妈一样
不想辜负那些对自己有期望的人
而且我现在饿死了
我的宝贝饿了
我还做了别的事
比公鸡的事情还糟
她太想成为我们的一员,我就告诉她
如果她能偷到音乐盒,我就答应她
-谁? -海莉,我让她干的
我让她今晚把盒子拿回来,我们再把它放回去
-海莉在哪? -我刚刚看到她和米娅一起
女士们先生们,欢迎参加我们的年终展示
敬请期待这些年轻而优秀的天才们
谢谢你告诉我这些,这于你很重要
现在出去好好表演,让大妈妈感到自豪
表演结束后,我要吃双层芝士汉堡
-还要一杯可乐 -要大杯的
快去
我要说多少次对不起你才肯原谅我,对不起
对不起?连着犯这么多错"对不起"还有什么用?
就像尤瑞玛婶婶说的
"宁愿一个人孤独一辈子"
"也不和错的人共度一分钟"
你就是最大的错误
-尤瑞玛婶婶是谁? -米娅,看见海莉了吗?
她喝夏曼尔一起,在舞台另一侧
-他是迪兰特? -对
还有一件事
-特伦特在哪,我没时间了 -借过
我是想要告诉你
特伦特来不了了
那我怎么办
深呼吸,没事
你尽管上台表演吧,你不需要特伦特的
下面是海莉·罗宾汉,表演其原创曲目
大妈妈,你在这干嘛?你不是该负责后台吗?
还有男生在那边呢
好的
抱歉,这本来该是二重唱的
继续吧,特伦特给我说了
-什么 -摇滚部分
你们有收到邀请吗?
她就是追我们的女疯子
滚开点,我们有正事
你们的正事就是滚事
什么滚事?
你们的正事就是从这滚蛋
变身出大问题了
-听我解释 -我那么相信你
-听着 -我给你说了这么多
保安,他抓我!
他要非礼我!
他非礼我!
打电话给FBI
说你是大妈妈的朋友
让大家都待在屋里别动
-我没搞明白 -照做就好了,我晚点给你解释
大家请坐,梅西尔小姐,下一个舞蹈节目
分头行动
这是什么?
你真没用
海莉喜欢男生的你还是女生的你?
-我没工夫和你解释 -来吧,大伙
给你30秒时间从这学校消失
要不看我怎么揍你
你得给我解释清楚
柯克奥夫的人昨晚在城里看到我
我换装成夏曼尔以后
他们就盯上了海莉
你暴露了你的身份,还对我撒谎
-为了一个耍你的女孩儿? -她没耍我
是吗?那她告诉你她拿到了音乐盒吗?
你可真有一套,差点把我糊弄过去了
但这是不行的,因为一个真正的男人
不会拿一个女孩儿的生命去冒险
她不只是个女孩儿,你为了妈妈也这么做过
完全不同
-拜托,马尔科姆 -进去吧你
-你待在着,不准乱跑 -你根本就不信任我
老大,找到他了
-滚,别烦我 -听我解释
你那包里有个音乐盒是吧?
是的,我现在要把它放回去然后离开这
因为我的生活已经被毁了
有很多危险的疯子都想抢这个盒子
你说什么啊,这就是音乐盒而已
不尽然
这硬盘可是对付坏人的证据
-所以我才卧底行动 -什么?
这是个工作?
-我们那晚还接吻 -以后再说这个
但现在我需要这个东西
-没有以后了 -这个硬盘归我了
-特伦特? -海莉,快走
说
那小子和他女人在图书馆
海莉,我们得找个安全的地方
-别烦我 -拜托
别动
你这大妈跑得还挺快的
别开枪,我都没来得及换条合身的内裤
-验尸官会认为我… -闭嘴
犯病了…
我胆固醇高,我要挂了,伊丽莎白,我来陪你了
等等
快走
这边
大妈妈,接住
-快点 -海莉,没事
闭嘴
你要伤害这么无辜的孩子吗?
-把硬盘给我 -要是我不给呢
我枪法可好的很,我过世的老公教过我
让我防着入室盗窃的坏人
把枪给他们,要不杀了这孩子
现在,硬盘给我
很好,特纳探员,在我反应过来之前
还真被你糊弄了一阵子,你是伪装的
把衣服脱了,看看有没有武器
别杀孩子们,他们什么都不知道
杀了他们,这次我可不想留活口
-特伦特 -核查一下硬盘
对不起,我以为我们可以搞定
-都是我的错 -不,你只是想保护我而已
我对你撒了很多谎,对不起
亲情时段结束,我快恶心死了
再让我和我儿子说两句
死之前
和你跳的克利夫兰脚步
-还记得吗? -当然了
如果能再来一次就好了
右两步,左两步,抖一抖
够了,不许再失误了
我从不留活口
等一下
我叫库尔·柯蒂斯,我可不是蠢货
-FBI - 库尔·柯蒂斯
你救了我孩子,谢谢你
保护嘻哈界的新星是我的义务
-海莉 -没事,我很好
我就知道他是个条子
他才不是条子,他是FBI
-你是个男孩儿? -怎么啊?
有点怪
听着,我一开始是不同意
但过去的几天我欣慰地发现
你已经是个大人了,我会尊重你和你的决定
你的合同,已经签了,封进信封就可以邮了
我接下来想做的,是学习音乐
-住进臭名昭著的本科住房区 -是吗?
想成功就得有耐心
-当新人的机会只有一次 -真爷们儿
看看你那小样儿
我刚刚确实听到你叫我爸爸了
-有吗? -有啊
你懂的,那种环境,抢指着你,你什么都会说的
-那…爸爸 -说吧
-我能留着这个东西吗? -把这包放进车里去
这可是我应得的,我都穿这么长时间了
你想要就要吧,我想说的是
-不必什么都告诉你妈 -你要我对我妈撒谎?
有些事她不知道为好
好吧,你也不想看到她脑门上的青筋爆绽
FBI, go to the side.
Come on.
No, you get your post until l'm at your house.
Do not make me put aside. - I'm at your house when l get there.
Get out.
Hands in the air. What's wrong with you?
Did you already stopped, l had to chase you.
Leave it to me please do not take in the bushes.
Just give me what l want. - That's a federal offense.
Only the postman hits the post.
You realize that l have to say.
Yes, l can have one in your ass stabbing.
Just do quiet. - Do l Have?
Quiet. I got your post here.
Credit card interest without opening.
No, not at all. - Fair enough.
Steam Clean Carpet Service? - No.
True. Duke University.
Come here. Give me that. - No.
Come here.
I know this was a big decision, but you won the "mad dad" award.
My boy is accepted.
Thanks.
Do not be surprised if l lose your tax refund.
Trent.
Are you there?
You are on your way.
Dessico Tree. - Hi.
I have to talk my wife Sherry. - Sorry, no calls allowed.
I know, but ...
... It's an emergency. Our son was just accepted.
Your wife is in complete isolation for the next 72 hours.
Come on, it's a mental, physical treatments.
It's not Area 51. - Breathe with me.
I will not breathe with you.
Namaste.
I must ponytail your head?
Namaste. - Hello?
Duke University. - What?
Malcolm? - That you speak it.
Jason Bourne.
We do not use code names.
You ruined the fun.
What you need, Nick?
The exchange is tonight at eleven.
Do you have what they want? - As long as l get what l want.
I think of Bali. - No witness there.
But we will look after you.
Well, then Mexico. But not to Cabo.
Too many tourists.
CALL: TRENT - Chocolate.
Hi, Malcolm. - Where are you?
In the library. - The library?
There is noise. - It 'Book Appreciation Day.
We need to talk.
Come home soon. - You're breaking up.
The Prodi -G is what hoarse. I'll be back.
Library? - How did you find me?
The Agency traced your mobile.
Thank God my father's orthodontist. - Mine sells German schnitzels.
Now let's talk.
Scratch and Rembrandt are my family. You can say anything with them there.
Family?
In my family we each other kick their ass.
And now l see a lot of butts to be kicked.
Something like this.
A great day, Mr. Turner.
We love you, but do not kick my ass.
Hold on. Sell a�?a�?some CDs.
Why do you shame me so? - Do I? You have much to learn.
Me "daddy" may call sometimes.
Let's start over. That's gotta be a nice day.
I brought the rain with it.
There is good news came. - Yes, she called me.
Wait until they hear my new stuff. I'm really doing well.
What are you talking about?
Wait, where are you talking about? - About Duke.
No, forget college. A supervisor took my CD mix well.
The Achievement. Volume 1.
He will do a tour with young talent ...
... In the fall and winter called "The Freshman Class.
The entire Eastern Shore and Cincinnati.
People do not go to Cincinnati.
There they go away.
The snag is that l am not yet 18, so ...
... l want you to sign this contract. Because the Prodi -G is a minor ...
... Only in age.
You are now accepted at Duke. You're a Blue Devil.
And then? - That's your dream.
No, that's your dream.
I'm not going to show a boring college while l go make money.
I do not sign that contract.
You need to rest. - This is my big break.
If the contract was not signed on ...
... Five days is a rapper from St. Louis along.
You have your whole life to go on a tour.
But the next four years ... - Four years?
You're joking, right?
Do you know how long it has been years in Hip Hop?
Come on, Malcolm, look here.
It is a blueprint for a house of success.
Built on a strong current.
A strong current?
You have a diploma required.
What will you do when that flow dries? - Then l let it fill up again.
Every time you open your mouth and you tell me ...
... How important that degree is.
Fortunately, your mother here with that crazy talk from you.
Let us call mama.
From her can 't do. - Yes, call her.
And if you tell her that the university you want to throw away ...
... Jumps down her vein on her forehead.
But not if she sees the house l'm going to buy it.
I just sign a check for Duke.
End of story.
Gotta go to work now. Some work.
I work to destroy me. Do you understand? - I understand you.
Do you understand?
But l'm talking about swimming pools. Even private security.
We can do it together.
Damn.
How you doing, man? - Has he signed?
No, not yet.
Phase two: Put him in the fall as he 's work.
He draws so to be rid of you.
Robberies on the job. I see.
That's right. - That's why l pay you.
Hands off your chest, you screwed up the exposure so.
You have the stick, right?
Completely blank. - Clever, huh?
Really now? - No, it's insurance.
I thought, what if they give me the money?
And what if they stick just as l check?
The real is hidden in a safe place where no one looks. Do not worry.
Idiot. Where? - Where is my witness protection plan?
In a coffin if you do not say where.
Georgia Girls School for Arts. - What?
A buddy of mine works there. - Unbelievable.
Crawford?
Yes, Malcolm.
Canetti took a nepstick it.
He told me where the real one, but there's no time.
Chirkoff but it must change.
We go.
Canetti, can you hear me? - Yes, l hear you.
If something goes wrong, go away.
Hi, guys. Vlad and Dmitri, right?
Hello, Mr. Chirkoff.
Good to see you.
Rosetta Stone.
I, G Prodi. - What are you doing here?
My future capture. Sign my contract.
Put you down and stay crouched.
You think l'm stupid?
Probably a very intelligent man. I do not know so well.
Signs, please.
I'm not talking to you. -- Who is?
Against the person on the other side of your chest.
This? There is none.
This is part of my hearing aid.
Get out and hide now. - What's happening?
I am hard of hearing in my right ear. - Really?
Show me. - Is not that sits within ...
Quietly, l show you everything. - FBI.
'Ll Tell you here.
Want to come play?
Drop.
Canetti give me if l kill him.
Music. - What?
It's all in the mu ...
l have not seen anything.
Are we okay? Come on, man.
Come on.
They shoot. Where are we going?
Get in the truck.
Get down.
Okay? - I think so.
Any idea how lucky we've had?
You could have been killed. What were you thinking?
He shot the guy down just for me. - We're alive.
That's the key. - Should we not call the FBI?
No, the FBI has a snitch. Chirkoff knew we were.
I want to go home. - Your car is there.
They probably already have it checked. They know everything about us.
Chirkoff just saw you murder someone. Not go home.
What then? Is he going to murder me?
Come on, that's no joke. - That l will not allow.
I just need to stick out ...
To Chirkoff forever in the cell.
Revenge is everything. Canetti told me where the stick is plugged.
We are going to hide until l got him.
Just do quiet.
Breathe easy.
They have not yet been reported and do not know where they are.
You're the FBI.
Where is a good leak if you can tell me anything?
Send me the picture.
How's your leg, boss? - Good.
The FBI checked the cars.
Rental cars. They leave the zone.
Not yet, anyway.
And the stick? - Turner knows where that is.
If we find him, we find the stick.
Our biggest problem is his child.
He saw me shoot Canetti.
I want him dead.
I have mp3's of original fifteen things that have not mixed.
That you may have.
Georgia Girls School for Arts. - Just do what Paxman did.
After l got shot in the street, then a double jam '.
Stop the idiotic chatter, we get out of here.
Biggie probably also thought that when he 's got tons.
Or Pac when he was chillin 'on the boulevard.
I have a plan.
Promise me one thing. - What?
Let them do no pure version of Walmart.
Preserving what was the Prodi -G.
I'm going to hide. - Hide?
How can you hide something like that now?
Only a psychiatrist can find out.
I saw you when you were little and your mother you ... wanted to do.
She promised never to tell. I pretended.
You are a difficult child, Charmaine Pierce Daisy.
Who are you talking about? - My cousin.
Talk like her, to frighten someone.
How do you do?
Yes, that way.
Remember that tone.
Well, l like a girl should be, rather than a fine.
I buy my own clothes though.
And pull that skirt down. I'm so into the promised land.
It's down.
After a while you realize that it is not worth the fight.
I was not talking to you. What do you interfere with it?
Waiting.
How do we find a big stick in a 2.5 cm 3 cm pocket?
A pal of Canetti works here. We need to find out who that is ...
... And what they know.
Canetti, yes.
Canetti told me something just before he died.
He looked at me and said ...
What did he say? - It's all in the music.
Sort of. He recognized my talent and knew who set the Prodi -G was.
It's all in the music?
Makes no sense.
Like everything else that you are spouting.
And two fat ladies who wander you?
They show a vacancy for a house mother.
What?
Shake your ass.
Hi, girls.
They expect me. I'm a little late.
Come inside.
Can l help you? - I'm the one that helps you.
With these poor defenseless girls housewife waiting for a positive example.
Hattie May Pierce, to your services. But do not call me Big Momma.
You emailed your curriculum for the house mother vacancy.
Very convenient, but ... - Well, thanks.
I would watch them if it were my children.
But, Miss Big Momma, there are no interviews scheduled ...
Look what these kids l visited.
Visual Arts, my ass. - Beverly, for goodness sake?
Two layers? That the school can ...
... And l have to pay to bring my own sweets?
Nobody deserves to be treated that way.
That's the worst yet. - Damn.
You may well stop now you have your hair from left to right can be laid.
You promised us a notice period of two weeks.
Every day you do not demand respect ...
... Every time you die "a little. You too.
She's right. Nothing is worth living with those demons.
No child left behind? Just watch.
I step on.
Can you start today? - I?
Thanks. Absolutely.
We do not pay very much ... - Do not worry about.
If l could be so poor, we went to KFC ...
... And ate the rest of others, because the chicken was too expensive for us ...
... And we licked the juice from the chicken.
There is a small problem.
And that is?
Hi, how are you?
Miss Gail, this is my cousin, Daisy Charmaine Pierce.
Hello.
So many girls. It's like Baskin -Robbins.
So many flavors.
It's so diverse.
Yes, we are proud.
Tell me, Charmaine, for you GGSA?
Yes.
I read a lot and ...
... Love to play music. And l ...
... Lust like salad. Delicious fresh fruit salad.
She had an exciting few days. She's with me because of family problems.
My parents support my art is not. They find it a waste of time.
Terrible. You've come to the right place.
And my stepfather works continuously. - An important job for the government.
Which he is spying on me. - If you're lying though.
Charmaine, you may attend classes until you have placed ...
... But since the school year to a close,
we have no roommate.
Each girl is good. - We would not be a burden.
Charmaine remains with her Big Momma.
My psychiatrist and guardians say l'm better off with a peer.
You're on the same floor as Mrs. Pierce, before you realize you know somebody.
Charmaine will be fantastic.
Welcome to your new home.
I show you rooms. Some girls have been eating ...
... So you see them there. But there is Mia.
Damn.
Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma.
And this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate.
Mia is a promising actress.
That's it.
I can do comedy like Sandra Bullock. For the Oscar.
I do have my reach. Like Kate Winslet does.
Mrs. Alt and movement says l to my inner voice to listen ...
... But there are so many screams and last forever, Delante retreats.
Delante retreats.
I gotta go now. - You need a hug.
She is quite emotional. Who is Delante?
Delante is her boyfriend.
Maybe we should freshen up before dinner.
The transition is a bit much for Charmaine.
I think she must lie down for a moment.
I understand completely. Your room is at the end of the corridor.
Look at that wallpaper for once. Nice.
Look, there's a ballerina on the bed.
I'm Jasmine.
What you probably did not hear from your tour.
I am here to say.
If you stay out of the way we have no problems.
Listen to me, Tinkerbell.
Big Momma to take orders from anyone.
Nobody.
Well, we'll see about that.
'Tower Girl' is fun.
I'll unpack.
Can I?
With such beautiful young ladies sit.
Sorry.
Go find a place. - Come sit beside me.
Well, thanks.
Careful. I make it clean.
I'm Haley Robinson.
You're that sexy girl from the Promenade. - Sorry?
You're not sexy.
It was hot in the Promenade. The day l saw you.
You're not sexy, it was hot in the Promenade the day l saw you ...
... l'm hot.
I'm Charmaine. - You're funny.
I have not introduced myself yet.
My name is Hattie May Pierce.
But everyone calls me Big Momma. - That's the understatement of the century.
Very funny.
And this is my cousin. Charmaine Pierce Daisy.
I realize something.
You must do something before you eat.
Of course, girl. - Attention, everyone.
We have fresh meat to eat.
And what school is this? - A school for the arts.
Exactly. And that means ...
... That every new student to dance, acting, or singing before dinner.
As Latia l mean. What is your talent?
Let us see what you can.
Silence.
Charmaine's not feeling well.
Maybe she can do it another night.
It's okay. I got it.
What will it be, Charmaine? - I'm a rapper.
I can not wait to see this.
Can anyone give me a 'B' indicate?
Hi, our girls school ...
Girls are you in love?
Is everything okay?
Nobody ...
That's not a meal. - I'm on a diet.
Prima ballerinas should not have breasts.
There is a law or something.
She looks so skinny that she can dodge rain drops.
No raindrop ...
Mia, what is it? - Delante has just broke.
Need space. Still friends.
He used to kid with sunglasses.
He's just a little confused.
He is afraid of intimacy. He will not be hurt.
You think? - Can you not read?
A man needs space. That is clearly black and white.
Whether he was stiffened by his passion, and he ...
... He does not know how to deal with it.
That kid with the sunglasses means he hides his true emotions.
He loves you.
Child, as my aunt used to say ... Urima
... It's better for the rest of your life alone ...
... Than one minute but to be in bad company.
The rest of my life alone?
I can not.
I just wanted her ...
Well done. Want more breaking hearts?
Calm down, ladies. Thanks.
I have an announcement.
Last night, a stolen antique music box ...
... From the special collection of the library.
I know there is a tradition of jokes.
This is not like the boys steal the mascot of St. Ignatius.
Those still missing.
This is a crime against something of ourselves. That will not be tolerated.
I recommend therefore, that the guilty party, or anyone ...
... Who knows anything about, himself or herself or risk immediate suspension.
The music. Canetti was trying to tell you that.
What do you mean? - The stick is in the music.
We go to the library. There he was stolen.
Where are you going? - Those shoes hurt.
The heels. And that crawling inside string.
I can not do it.
Stay in your room and stay away from the girls.
Good. I gotta pee.
Delicious.
I'll be there.
Is everything ok there? - Yeah, fine.
I'll be there.
Damn. I mean, hey Haley.
Nothing personal mind you, but you wear granny -panties?
Granny -panties? - Of those remedies?
Those works that way, without those extra rolls of fat.
Those extra rolls of fat.
About 15 minutes they have something for me in the lounge.
Come if you want. - How nice of you. Nice.
Then l see you so. - Good.
Put on your pajamas. We make it easy for us.
You got it.
Excuse me.
Jeez.
It looks just as good.
The name is Hattie Mae Pierce. But everyone calls me Big Momma.
I'm Kool Kurtis, l make the ladies drool.
That's nice, but l love my saliva in my mouth.
I used to be road manager for Run DMC
You recognize me firmly Krush Groove fake old guy at the carwash.
No. - I had no life, but l was good.
My last tour was with LI Cool J.
As the great master says, "Mama Said Knock You Out".
Young man, l am a woman with grandchildren.
I am the new house mother in Price Hall and l explore things a bit.
I wondered if l could just look around in the library?
Kool Kurtis is only for you behind the scenes.
Kool Kurtis, let me be your monkey.
Light ports. My mother said ...
... Women with thick legs murder me.
Found my keys.
You coming? - Which way?
Hale Berry's nothing compared with thee.
I'm definitely in heaven.
Who has America's sexiest baboon invited?
L've invited her. Be nice.
You were a beast to sacrifice?
We are the divas. The senior society of GGS best artists.
This is our sanctuary.
She ratted on us? - I do not rat.
That would be a verlinker say. - That's true.
Good point. - Good point, girl.
I'll tell you something about Daisy Charmaine Pierce.
My ex -boyfriend, Marlo ...
... What was the dealing.
They involved me in a conspiracy and he said ...
... If l testified against him, l could shake.
You know what l did? - What did you do?
My 15th birthday in prison.
My birthday cake was ...
... From a four inch thick mattress and a Twinky.
Terrible.
We are here tonight to welcome our newest Diva.
Haley Robinson.
Stand.
This chain is a requirement. An obligation on your life as an artist.
That you or your friends will never give your art.
Do you accept that? - Yes.
Congratulations, you're a diva. - Where's your chain?
The lock had to be made.
Welcome to the Diva's.
The Noggle class music box.
The first graduating class who gave it to the school.
If you opened it, he played the school song.
Not worth much, but it is the sentiment.
Why would anyone want to steal it?
Unless there is something worthwhile going to happen. - It was a long time.
Between you and me and the director, l think the girls have stolen him.
Are you sure? - Last night l make the living room clean ...
... And l hear the girls giggling and sneaking.
I look inside and they run away. And the music too.
I saw a guy in your office. He did look familiar.
My vismaatje. Tony.
He certainly had something in the newspaper. That shooting Canetti.
That's it.
He left a few days ago for his monthly poker game.
Damn shame.
These hairpins falling off.
Listen, Big Momma, l have a few holy eyes on my visor.
Big Momma is a monogamous woman and she must return to her girls.
Even a mommy bear needs some sugar. - I said that's enough.
God, l forgive you the 90 years.
Thank you, Jesus, for the present.
As entertaining.
All back to your room. And besides ...
... To declare that the thief has stolen the music ...
... The lights go out for eight hours.
Get out.
No sour faces. Hurry.
Stare at me like that.
Shed not give me that.
We're already gone.
Tim Way is a good thing That never works.
What is wrong with you? You could at that girls stay away.
I did some undercover work. Information gathering.
Undercover? Why you lie to lounge in lingerie.
I did what girls do.
You should listen to my plan.
Your plan? - They think l'm on their side.
Exactly. - The Diva's say nothing to you.
This house does not like you.
Do you think the Jacson Five Papa Joe told everything?
No, Janet knew everything. And l'm their Janet.
Who are the Divas? - Really now?
The most popular girls in school.
The best artists. They lead the whole thing here.
You need me.
I am a seasoned FBI agent.
I have heavier chores done than to deal with as a girl group.
Love you now but hiding it, l'll do the undercover work.
What you want.
I just wanted to help. - Help please stop.
Never mind.
Where did you find Jasmine's necklace?
How do you know this is Jasmine?
You do not need me. You have heavier ...
... Things settled it as a girl group.
Good. Maybe l can help.
If l help you, please help me. - What?
You need to sign my contract. - I'll think about it.
Then l read again my Cosmo.
Good.
Nothing. Only 100 of these.
Not bad.
Turn it off, idiot.
Come on. I know how to find them.
Charmaine, you're late to your class. Now go to ballet.
Plier.
Knees over your toes.
Breast up. Shoulders back.
Aside, and plier.
And up. - Do not.
Groups for the routine.
Jasmine, up.
In the row.
You okay?
Dear Lord.
Charmaine, hurry.
Slower.
Now l know why it is called the Nutcracker.
I was running.
Have you seen this boy? - No.
I'm looking for that Prodi -G. Did you see him?
I am a record producer. I would like to talk to him.
Really? I'm his DJ.
I'm his partner.
You're his partner, but his sidekick.
Have you seen him? - Not since Sunday.
The Prodi -G sometimes pulls back his demons to train.
I give you my card. If you see him, call me.
Then we might do business. - Definitely.
Business sounds good.
Let me see that map again.
Why should l go to art?
Because you are a student and you may not be unmasked.
So send me to art? - Shut up.
You must be our new student, Charmaine.
Just in time for modellendag. There is our nude model.
Dress but when you're ready.
Of that art like l do.
No, nobody shows up naked.
That is shameful. - What do you mean?
This is a fine art class.
We study the human form.
This is fine art. And she looks fine.
Besides, we are with other women.
Of course, l know.
But whatever you do, if this woman undresses ...
... Then you reinforce a terrible stereotype.
92.6% of women in this country ...
... Have size 12 or larger.
Really? - And with the media images ...
... Girls who say they would not be happy ...
... Unless they are skinny ...
... That disrupts our body image.
That causes eating disorders and Alogia.
Sorry, young lady, you have a small body but a great head of hair.
There is talk about ... - Do not listen to her.
She has hot flashes. Go ahead, girl. Let us see what you have.
Wait.
I think l agree with Big Momma.
Is that so? - Yes.
We never had a curvaceous model.
Shameful.
Shameful. - What do you think, Big Momma?
Excuse me? - You should be our model.
Amen.
All safe here. Tubes are fine.
You should be our model. - Big Momma dresses for anyone.
Come on. You're beautiful. - I know, but l do not.
No.
I have more pastel needed.
I have a great sheet needed.
Do not l have some grapes or eat a cheeseburger?
As you do is you have an inspiration.
Class, time for a new pose. Artist, a new sheet.
So? - Very good.
Let it drape down. - What?
Not so shy. Like you said ...
... These girls are an example.
Roles l have, but those are not the one you want ...
Let it all hang. - That you certainly will not.
Let us see how a real woman looks like.
There is fire. Get out.
Fire. Your hair. Be careful not to burn.
I let the students back inside.
False alarm, ladies. Back to the classroom.
Hello, Big Momma.
In the sheet wrapped around you look like Aphrodite.
More like the son terribly thick and juicy.
Meet my wonderful cousin, Charmaine.
How are you, Charmaine? - Typically, Big Momma.
The more she resists, the more they want you.
With those eyes byonce thighs and Rihanna.
Mia wants to commit suicide.
That's terrible. - I know.
I gotta go. - Hurry up.
Come on, it's Mia. - Nice thighs.
Curtis, l go to the front.
Do you have free? - I am now.
Then come shopping.
I must get dressed first. What is all this ...
Blood. Has anyone called 112?
You said she wanted to commit suicide.
I want to die. - You have too much to live for.
Quiet. Tell what happened.
We had bought hair dye at Walgreens ...
... And the manual was in Spanish.
She has taught French.
Do not you know that cheap hair dyes as an old man?
It does not last long and the damage and the furniture.
I thought if l looked different that Delante was in love with me again.
You certainly looks different.
He must love you for everything you can buy in a store.
If he does not, do not change yourself.
Change your man.
Feel the deeper meaning? Think about it.
And my hair? - I gotta go.
So that we wash off.
Not. - Certainly not.
This. - I'm not sure l am.
I know you are. Trust me.
Want it?
What do you mean? We share it.
What are you waiting for? Take off your clothes.
Come to think just. Be right back.
You okay? - Fine.
Nothing feels better than a bastards out of your hair washed.
Big Momma always mixed my own South Bleu and shine with a product.
Please. - Vaseline?
God's gift to black people.
If you're out of the bath and the baby has diaper rash ...
... And your hair looks like it exploded, just to rub it.
Notice how my magic works.
Please.
You're a genius. Thanks.
I have just brought out the beauty.
Come here. Big Momma must talk to you.
What do you know about the missing music box?
Jasmine and Isabelle met someone tonight at the library.
With what? - No idea.
I heard them say that Isabelle takes it in her bag.
You look great. - You too.
You look nice today. - Definitely.
Let's go out after your big show. - You just formed with Mia.
Help me heal.
Come on.
I'm here if you change your mind.
What a slime ball. - Do you have a boyfriend?
Really. I think the boy is not what l'm looking for.
And you? - My boy does not really exist.
I know someone for you. - Really?
Who? - My nephew Trent.
Nice, honest, he's our age ...
... And he is a hip hop lyrical miracle.
You just might have seen in the Promenade.
He calls himself there ... - The Prodi -G.
Who finds himself quite a bit. Talks about himself in the third person.
And think all the girls sitting behind him.
Your cousin is the last guy l would take off.
What is your type? - Artistic.
Sensitive, also interested in others.
And he likes long, slow sweet long kiss.
Take you kidding? - That's exactly Trent.
From the outside he is all dressed up, but when you get to know him ...
... He is a sweetheart. You may be a couple.
He wanted to go to the show tomorrow.
Perhaps you could then do something.
Can l meet him before? - No, tomorrow.
And tonight?
Then he does. - Good.
Kool Kurtis alone. - Let me see?
Your life is in danger and you go shopping?
Shopping is important for girls.
Like sports. If they do not, then they talk about.
They drag their parents along to the sales.
Just a fantasy game.
Are you in love with that Haley? - Out of Haley.
No, she's not my type. - Good.
Let's go down and intercept.
Not yet. Surveillance is a waiting game.
We can do nothing which we are exposed.
Besides, if Mia takes us into the grind,
let us hope that if the music is ...
... That the flash drive still in it.
So we wait.
Wait, that The Temps?
Not too old for you?
No, l thought of samples for my mix tape.
Can you sing? - I'd rather hum.
If you can sing l get the vibe, and a very cool mix tape.
With some old jams on it, we can ...
l like that.
Love how you newschool mixed with oldschool, l can feel it.
I can jam to. That thing to do. - What is that?
Something l used to do that is called Clean & Shuffle.
I need it. - Two to the right. Two left.
Freak it.
Now stairs. And now run.
Bring it back. Freak it.
Your arms should be a kind of T -rex position.
Freak it. - Feels like a militarily?
This is jump, this is ...
This is more Temps know. - I like that.
More so, so therefore l find this funny. Not so complicated.
What is it? - Here are the girls.
Chirkoff is Kool Kurtis come ...
Kool Kurtis ... and let them steal the music.
I can not believe it. - Trent, pull that dress again.
I is not out.
A security guard with stalkers.
I am a curious woman. - Come as a drink with me then.
Let me satisfy that curiosity.
Well, a juice. This way?
Haley. - Trent.
How are you?
Sorry l'm late, that Puerto Ricans are slow.
Have you talked? - I love long, slow kiss.
It's weird that you say that.
Yes, because you feel you that way anyway?
No, just weird that you'd say.
Well, because rap can not express my emotions.
And there are many sensitivities that l want to look like a man.
If an ocean in me. In Portejam we loose all our sensibilities.
And then we run through, it's like ...
Charmaine's unfortunate that coaching is for nothing.
I'm going but l think.
No, stay.
Charmaine said you're a beautiful and wonderful girl.
And those girls are often not ... - The Prodi -G?
That's not who l am.
This is not who l am, this is ...
Well, who are you?
I do not know who l am. I am still investigating.
So do I. - Yes.
Can we rewind? - Yes we can.
I'm Trent. - Haley.
Your champagne, my Goddess.
Put me not now on a pedestal, which can break.
What are you talking about, looks like a woman.
A nice lump in my backyard. This is a woman.
You know a man l love with a dangerous side.
Something tells me that Kool Kurtis not just a man.
Tickling.
I currently have some tension. - What kind?
Typical stuff, man age things.
What hold hot. That's the story.
Who do you like it down? - Are you the FBI?
I'm not FBI.
Can you hear this? - No, l'm not FBI.
I know that.
You're so beautiful, l like you.
You are my high priestess of pleasure.
You have Motownopoly. Let's play.
I have a better game than that.
I must return. - Really? Why?
Maybe l have some time.
It's Trent. - Do you have the number of that man.
Call him and tell him we've found our guy.
We found our guy.
This is my crew, Rembrandt and Scratch.
Hi. - How are you?
Are you ready to sign the contract?
I'm behind on. - I want to show you something.
Later, guys.
Do that. - We want you to meet someone.
Tomorrow, Trent.
They are weird, is a long one is short.
I saw that.
We found him. - Stay with him.
See if he leads you to the father.
Let the games begin.
These girls make me mad.
Do you know Lian Jasmine and Isabelle Ferala? - No, refresh my memory.
Left foot on red.
They gave you one hour ago a bag.
Right foot on yellow.
That Jasmine and Isabelle.
These girls may be in big trouble. And so are you.
Who do you keep that bag? Someone outside the school?
Do you really see that bag?
Right hand on blue. - Is it blue?
Yes, blue.
Come to daddy.
Left hand on green.
I think the green. Game over.
No, l got your green.
Go ahead honey, rich at the stars. - Certainly not.
What happened to your voice? - You heard me.
Come up with that ass.
Are you a man?
Not again. - Touch me again and l'll break.
Give me the bag, now.
Do you meet someone ... - Shut up.
I'm undercover, FBI. Give me the bag.
Give me ...
What is this?
What does a grown man with a rooster?
The girls took it away from St. Ignatius.
The boys school, which are the game cocks.
They want to return after the show.
Want to finish the game?
Come on. - Where are we going?
You can see it. - Okay.
I'm away from home. - This is beautiful.
This is my only chance of a scholarship for a composition.
With a scholarship l am gone.
Everyone will be there. Juliard, Berkley, Peabody and Oberland.
I see a beautiful woman and a beautiful piano.
And nobody plays.
You want me to play? - Yes.
Now? - Then l play.
No, do not come to my piano.
Excuse me. - Excuse me.
Not finding it rough.
It is not there yet. Something is missing.
It lacks nothing, it's tight. You have to feel, l mean ...
... You need a bit faster. - Faster?
Yes. - Yes, better not?
Yes, l like that.
You like that? - Shall we sing?
Normally l do not sing on the first date. But ...
Now we go a little higher. - An octave up?
Yes, one octave.
That song is great.
Not perfect? - We need to nominate tomorrow.
We? - Yes, everyone will be overwhelmed.
It's your show, l will look. - No, you belong here.
I can not do without you. Please?
What time? - Really? Thank you.
I must return to the room before l get problems.
It is an overwhelming evening. - Crushing night? Great.
You're so good with words, why do not you go to school?
All those writers and poets that you can study.
I have to strike when the iron is hot. - Jay -Z went to school until his 27th.
The world was in a hurry, he waited for perfection.
I feel quite perfect.
So do I.
There is a curfew.
See you tomorrow night? - Yes.
Tomorrow night.
This child is here for his girlfriend, not his father.
Get him, we murder him later.
Now he's ace.
We go get him.
Come on.
Two girls in one night. - Leave that boy.
Not so much.
Idiots, how could you let him go?
I do not know, but l know where his girlfriend.
Both.
We do it so.
You want me the secret of Foghorn Leghorn storage.
Tell me what you know about the music ...
... That missing from the library.
Good girl.
There is a music box in the library, which is now missing.
Big Momma, l looked up ...
What is the mascot of St. Ignatius here?
Well, l give you to three.
And if no one talking, not you to the show.
One ...
Two ...
They have stolen the bird, they found him.
He walked around and they brought him to me.
Thanks, girls. - Someone took my advice.
Bring the bird back to St. Ignatius for his more eggs.
But it's a rooster.
They all taste the same as you ...
... Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Try it.
You. Stop.
Come here.
I know l've had other guys that you can ignore.
I'll call you back.
Driving. - I can not. Delante always drove.
Delante l said you do not need. Driving.
Rotate.
I had almost hit him. - Almost does not count.
Give me gas to drive up 80. - 80?
You heard me, 80.
Great, now l am followed by a fat woman in an instruction car.
Here curve.
There. Now l pull the handbrake.
This Go?
Drive through, no slow down.
This is still our death.
Without Delante you have nothing to live for.
That's what l do, l have my friends and school.
That was great. - Watch out.
What should l do? - Praying for the airbag.
Whether l do this.
They have been here, so they come back.
They will murder me.
You've learned enough for today. I'm driving it.
You have not taken off that dress, so how can they know you were here?
That they do not know, but if it did.
Would you tell me some?
No. - Put on your costume ...
... And pull out under any circumstances.
Clear? - Yes.
Do not worry, l like him tonight when everyone at the show.
Isabel, it's great.
You've really portrayed her. - There is a lot to portray.
Thanks, hopefully they agree.
Of course.
Do you even heard of Trent? When he goes.
Big Momma? - Yes, dear.
You knew that l had taken the cock, but you ratted on me.
This is not my first barbecue ...
... You with your tough attitude, as if you're already grown.
I am a final year. - I see who you really are ...
... You're a sweet and sensitive girl. You and l are the same.
With your iron will carry you care for people who count on you.
And l'm starving.
The dear child is hungry.
L've also done something else ...
... Worse than the rooster.
She wanted a diva and l said it could do ...
... If she would steal the music.
Who? - Haley, l let her do it ...
... They had to bring it tonight so we could put it back.
Where is Haley? - I just saw her with Mia.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to our annual showcase.
Behold our best and finest young talents ...
Thank you've told me, that was very big of you.
Now go do your best and make sure that Big Momma proud.
Then l eat a double cheeseburger ...
... And a regular Coke. - Go on an extra large.
Hurry.
How often do you hear that l'm sorry?
Sorry means nothing to someone two times the mistake.
As Urima aunt always said:
You can better your life alone ...
... Than one minute in bad company. You're bad company ...
... You're a large block of wickedness.
Who is Aunt Urima? - Mia, have you seen Haley?
She is Charmaine, on the other side of the stage.
Is that Delante?
And another thing ...
Where is Trent, l have no time. - Excuse me.
I wanted to tell you.
Trent saves not.
What should l do?
Breathe. It's all good.
You go on stage and do your best. You do not need Trent.
An original composition by Haley Robinson.
Big Momma, why are you here, you belong to accompany ...
... There are guys behind the scene.
All right.
Sorry, this should be a duet.
That is still, girl. Trent has taught me everything.
What? - Rock with the song.
Are men invited?
That's that crazy woman behind us Sat
On the side, we are here on business.
The only things you have here is you do not.
What? You do not?
You do not fucking matter.
Wardrobe problems.
Let me explain. - I trusted you.
Listen. - Everything l told you ...
Security, he grabbed me.
He tried to rape me. He grabbed me.
He tried to rape me.
Call and ask for the FBI agent Croquet ...
... Say you're a friend of Big Momma ...
... And keep everyone in the room.
I do not understand. - Go ahead, l put it out later.
Everybody sit on the chair. - Mrs. Mercier, like dancers.
Apart.
What is this?
You really are a fruitcake.
Haley liked you better as a boy or a girl?
I have no time for. - Come on, big boy.
You have 30 seconds to disappear from the campus ...
... Or you can get more of this.
You have a thing to explain.
Chirkoff men have seen me yesterday in the city have ...
Charmaine's disguise ... l once turned off ...
... To Haley at close to continue.
You have your identity disclosed, and lied about it to me.
For a girl you play? - She played me.
Did she tell you that the box was?
You did your husband and one for when you had me almost convinced ...
... But it's all fake because a real guy ...
... Would not venture his life for a girl.
It is not just a girl, you did exactly the same with mum.
This seems to disagree on.
Come on, Malcolm. - Get inside you.
You stay there. Do not go. - You have to trust me.
Boss, we got it.
Go away. Leave me alone. - Let me explain.
You have the music in that bag?
I want to discard and get out of here.
Since my life is ruined.
There are crazy and dangerous people behind the box.
What are you talking about, it's just a music box.
Not really.
This stick has evidence against bad people ...
... So l worked undercover. - What?
So this was a job?
Our night together and that kiss? - There we talk about that later.
But right now l have this need.
There will be no later. - Give me the stick only.
Trent? - Haley, come on.
Go ahead.
That kid with the girl in the library.
Haley, we need a safe place.
Let me go. - Come on.
Do not move.
You run good for a woman.
Do not shoot, l did not even clean under a book ...
... The coroner will think that l ... - Shut up.
My heartbeat.
My cholesterol. I come to you, Elizabeth.
Wait.
Come on.
This way.
Big Momma, catch.
Forward. - It's okay, Haley.
Shut up.
Are you going to hurt these innocent children?
Give me the stick. - What if l say no?
I can deal with this gun, my husband Arthur taught me that ...
... In case of a burglary.
Give him the gun, or l'll shoot the kids down.
Stick.
Very good, Agent Turner. It took a while before l realized ...
... Then l remembered again. You were the man of disguises.
Do that carnavalspak out, then l can check for weapons.
Shoot down the children, they know not what they saw.
Kill them. This time l want no witnesses. - My pleasure.
Trent ... - l check the stick.
I'm sorry, it was wrong of me to think that we could do ...
... This is my fault. - No, you tried to protect me ...
... l've lied about everything. I'm sorry.
The family hour is over, soon l am going to vomit.
Leave me some last words to say my boy.
I would like to take my grave with us ...
Cleveland Shuffle ... that together could have done.
Remember? - Yes, great dance.
If we do get a chance for it.
Twice to the right, two times to the left ...
Enough, no more mistakes.
I never leave a witness behind.
Wait.
My name is Kurtis Kool, which is a fried moron.
FBI. - Kool Kurtis.
You have saved my boy. Thanks.
Protect only the next generation of hip -hop.
Haley, is it? - Yes, l'm fine.
I knew it was the police.
He is not the police but the FBI.
You're a boy. - Are you all right now?
Strange.
I know l've agreed to ...
... And after these last few days is l have no regret ...
... You are adults now and l must also respect your decisions.
The contract, signed, sealed and delivered.
This is what l do, study music ...
... The notorious BHD. - Really?
There is no rush greatness ...
... You only get one chance a newcomer. - Like a real man would say that.
Look at you at that.
I'm sure your dad just told me.
Is that so? - Definitely.
Snapshot, weapons, you say things like that.
But Dad? - Talk to me.
Can l keep the breasts? - Put that bag in the car.
I deserve them, l've worn them so long.
If that's what you want. I was thinking ...
... Your mother does not know everything. - Should l lie to Mom?
Some things you do not know.
You do not want a vein on her forehead stands for nothing.