酷鼠大冒险
- 车来了 - 已经9点了 我们要赶不上飞机了 - Car's here! - It's 9:00! We'll miss our flight!
- 旅行支票 - 机票拿好了吗 亲爱的? - Traveler's checks... - You have the tickets?
- 塔比莎 你喂过罗迪了吗? - 噢 - Tabitha, did you feed Roddy? - Oops.
我知道你会忘记的 我就知道你会忘记点什么 I just know we've forgotten something.
罗迪 你在哪? Roddy, where are you?
我们几天后就回来 要给你留足够吃的 再来点 We'll be back in a few days, so here's enough food for you. Here's more.
- 塔比莎! - 再来一点 - Tabitha! - Here's a little more.
- 我希望你别喂太多了 - 当然没有 妈妈 - I hope you're not overfeeding him. - Of course not, Mum.
- 快来 塔比莎 - 再见 罗迪 - Come on, Tabitha! - Bye, Roddy.
- 我们不想错过假期 - 我来了 我来了! - We don't want to miss our holiday. - I'm coming, I'm coming!
猫咪一走 When the cat's away...
老鼠就可以玩个够! ...the mice will play!
各位 假期现在开始! The holiday starts now, everyone!
放音乐 指挥家! Music, maestro!
嘿 你们都站着干嘛? 我们有一整天的安排呢 Hey, what are you all standing around for? I got a big day planned!
出发吧! Let's go, people! Chop-chop!
不 不 不 不 Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.
不 不 不 Nope. Nope. Nope.
大家系好安全带 Buckle up, everyone.
看球 Fore!
哦 对不起 Oops. Sorry.
赛点 发球! Game point. Service!
我们赢了 队友们 我们赢了! We win! We win, team! We win!
好极了 Perfect.
玩得高兴吗 亲爱的? Having a good time, darling?
哦 谢谢你 Thank you.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
晚安 Good night!
晚安! 晚安! Good night! Good night!
是的 那么晚安了 罗迪 Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.
那是什么? What was that?
谁在那? Who's there?
醒醒!好像有人进屋了 Wake up. I think there's someone in the house.
军士醒醒! Sarge, wake up!
接近敌线 Approaching enemy lines.
- 我已全副武装 准备就绪 - 稍息 士兵 - I'm armed and ready. - At ease, soldier.
放下你的大规模杀伤性武器! Give up your weapons of mass destruction.
来抓我吧 自由之敌! 我已准备好 要把他们消灭光 Come get me, enemy of freedom! I'm armed and ready.
告诉我妈妈我爱她 Tell Mom I... Iove... her.
阴沟没有 重复 没有 这种食物 完毕 They do not, repeat, not, have food like this in the sewer.
一只阴沟鼠! A sewer rat!
什么谁什么 你怎么到这来了? Who... What... How did you get here?
我不知道!头一分钟 我还在酒吧 等我回过神来哇哦 I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub. Next thing you know, whoosh!
水管爆裂了! 我就从管子里飚出来了 It's a burst water main! Off I go, shooting up the pipes.
我就这样到这来了 And, well, here I am.
我有一个橡皮揣子 可以立刻把你再飚回去 I have a plunger. We can shoot you right back.
你喜欢吃海鲜吗? Do you like seafood?
我能帮你叫计程车吗? Can I call you a cab?
看!吃的!看到了吗? See food! Get it?
你有电视吗? Have you got a TV?
- 呃 有 - 甭说啦! - Yes, but... - Say no more!
别别别放下那个香肠 No. Leave that.
杰罗尼莫 Geronimo!
哦 别别碰东西 No, don't... touch anything.
哇!看看这个怪物有多大! Would you look at the size of that monster?!
小心点 小子 这可不是巧克力豆 Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.
"世纪之战——FIFA世界杯决赛" It's the match of the century! The FIFA World Cup Final!
- 英格兰 德国 - 太棒了 - England. Germany. - Yes! Boo!
星期天下午 敬请期待 Live this Sunday. Be there.
这地方太妙了 我要一辈子呆在这儿! This place is great! I'm staying here forever!
什么? What?
赛点 看球! Game point. Service!
我们赢了 我们赢了 你输了! 把你的脸给我! We win, we win! You lose! In your face!
听好 我的朋友 你不属于这儿 我很抱歉你现在该走了 Right, my friend. You don't belong here. I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.
如果我是你的话 就不会这么做 老弟 I would not do that if I was you, pal.
我和你明说吧 这地方现在归我了 Let me lay this out for you. This place is mine now.
西德说 跳! 你自己说 跳多高? Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?" Comprende?
给我从厨房弄两片热面包 领班 哦 还有要快点 Fetch us some Pop-Tarts from the kitchen, Jeeves. Be snappy about it.
好的 先生 马上来 Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
这才对嘛 That's more like it.
但在用早餐之前 But before breakfast is served...
也许先生愿意先享受一下水流按摩? ...perhaps sir would care to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.
水流按摩? A Jacuzzi?
你是个真正的绅士 You're a real gent.
在下水管中辛苦航行一整天后 After a hard day navigating sewer pipes,
没有比在漩涡浴池里做个水流按摩 更舒服的事了 there's nothing better than relaxing in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.
看上去太诱人了 That looks so inviting.
是的是的 这水很完美 Yes. The water looks perfect!
现在你跳进去 我来扳动把手 给你弄点泡泡 Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever to get the bubbles going.
好 我们进去吧! Right. In we go!
哦 等等等等等 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
我知道我们之前有些误会 I know we got off on the wrong foot before,
不过我们会相处融洽的 对吗 but I think we're gonna get along, don't you?
融洽极了 Swimmingly.
很高兴认识你 朋友 Be seeing you.
你这白痴 You plonker!
你以为我看见马桶认不出来吗? You think I don't know a toilet when I see one?
你想把我冲走 You were going to flush me down the loo.
不不不 这是个大漩涡浴池 豪华型的 No! It's a big Jacuzzi! Deluxe model!
那你继续 我帮你弄泡泡 Then you won't mind if I get the bubbles going.
不 高抬贵手吧 我不会游泳! No! Not the lever! Have mercy! No, I can't swim!
一路顺风 奶油小饼干 Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!
- 开始憋气吧 - 不不不 你不能这么做 - Hold your nose! - You can't do this!
你想把我冲走 自己先尝尝吧 You were going to try to flush me. Let's see how you like it.
你看到我爸爸了吗? Have you seen my dad?
我不会游泳!我不会游泳! 我不会 Oh, no, I can't swim! I can't swim! I can't...
游泳 ...swim.
我掉进阴沟了! I'm... in... the sewer!
哈罗? Hello?
救命? Help?
当我睁开眼睛就会回家了 这一切都是恶梦 I'm gonna open my eyes and be home. This is all a bad dream.
哦 我没回家 我好想回家 I'm not home! I wanna go home!
嘘 别闹了 罗迪 Shush! Stop it. Roddy!
- 我要回家! - 冷静点! I want to go home! Pull yourself together!
不行 我怕 I can't. I'm frightened.
停!停!停! Stop it, stop it, stop it!
好吧 罗迪大哥 你能把自己弄出去的 你能行 All right, Roddy, old man, you can get yourself out of here, and you will.
永远不要忘记 Never forget,
你身上流淌着 勇敢的詹姆斯家族的血 the blood of the courageous James clan flows through your veins.
附加物 Extra! Extra!
全出来了 Read all about it!
出口? 没错! A way out! Yes!
嘿 我画了三年的! Hey! That took me 3 years to draw!
我极度抱歉三年? I'm terribly sorry. Three years?
我今天早上刚刚完成 I just finished it this morning!
三年? Three years?
哦 太炫了! Good grief!
- 这是什么地方? - 抓住车 - What is this place? - Hold the bus!
喂苍蝇了! 一袋两便士! Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!
这是个真正的城市 It's a real city!
我的衣服! My smalls!
- 那是只鸟吗? - 那是飞机吧? - Is it a bird? - Is it a plane?
那人穿的是我的内裤! Is that guy wearing my underpants?
把它挪走 蜜糖 Make him move, honey.
伙计 你的脸好像平底锅 Boy, you got a face like a frying pan!
- 快点 蜜糖 - 我觉得他听不懂英语 - Come on! - I don't think he speaks English.
他动了 你拍到了吗? He moved! Did you get it?
- 拍到了 - 很好 - Got it! - Good.
哦 对不起 对不起 Sorry, sorry.
- 它就要来了! - 什么?在哪?谁? - It's coming! - What? Where? Who?
大洪水! The Great Flood!
那水闸不会永远牢固 我们死定了! Those floodgates won't hold forever, you know! We're doomed!
你以为你可以逃得过?不! You think you can back away from the truth!
哈罗哈罗哈罗 发生什么事了? 'EIIo, hello, hello. What's all this then?
感谢上天 来了个警察 这疯子一直缠着我 Thank heavens! A policeman! This wacko has been chasing after me!
早上好 哈罗德 'Morning, Harold.
- 早上好 科林 你好吗? - 不客气 我很好 - 'Morning, Collin. How are you? - Can't complain.
盯着点 这人少根弦 Keep an eye on this one. He's a bit of a loony.
我们死定了! We're doomed!
- 你开玩笑吧? - 好吧 - Are you kidding me? - Right.
- 那么让警察叔叔送你回家吧 - 好极了! - Let's give you a police escort home. - Great!
好吧 我住在肯辛顿 就在那边 上面 I live in Kensington. Up there. The surface.
上面?哦不 不不 Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no.
人类可不喜欢我们 The humans don't like our sort.
那是像你这样的 上面的人非常喜欢我 Speak for yourself. They like me very much up there.
我不喜欢你的态度 我盯上你了 阳光 I don't like your attitude. I've got my eye on you, sunshine.
你想到上面去 老弟? You're trying to get Up Top, me hearty?
是呀? Yes.
这附近有一个人 也许能帮助你 也许 There's one person 'round here might be able to help you. Might.
真的? Really?
我的老顾客 "幸运躲避者"的船长 Shady customer. The captain of the Jammy Dodger.
- 如果你能找到那条船 - 我知道它在哪儿 - If you can find it. - I know where it is!
记住它的名字 "幸运躲避者" And remember, the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.
谢谢你们带我到这里 Thanks for bringing me this far.
不客气 You're welcome.
再见 See ya!
当心 Beware.
哈罗? Hello?
允许我上船吗? Permission to come aboard?
有人吗? Ahoy there?
对不起 我不是想硬闯 "唱歌跳跃者"的船长先生 Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude, Mr. Captain, Skipper, Thingy.
那也该是"唱歌跳跃者" 的船长"小姐"吧 Hey! That's Miss Captain Skipper Thingy to you.
你在我的船上干什么? What are you doing on my boat?
瞧 我今天很倒霉 需要你的帮助 I've had a bad day and need your help.
我被人从自己家赶出来 从自己的厕所里冲出来 I was thrown out of my own home, flushed down my own toilet.
谢谢你 你说太多了 我自己还想人帮忙呢 Thank you, too much information. I have my own problems.
她就躲在这里面什么地方 She's around here somewhere!
趴下 别出声 Stay down. And keep quiet.
为什么?我们在躲谁 Why? Who are we hiding from?
我叫你别出声! 我被另一只老鼠追杀 I said quiet! There's rats after me who'd like to kill me.
好吧 我会克制我的吃惊 Well, I'll contain my amazement.
没事 放心 我会像老鼠一样安静 All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.
在那边! Over there!
你这白痴! You idiot!
对不起 Sorry about that.
我呆在那边好了 I'll be off then.
对不起 啊! Sorry.
对不起 对不起 Sorry. Sorry.
对不起! Sorry!
别让她跑了! We can't let her get away!
来吧 我的幸运老伙计 动起来 Come on, Jammy, me old mate, don't do this to me!
放开我 你这肿眼泡的怪物! Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!
我现在很不开心 I'm upset now.
不管发生了什么 我保证我没有参与 Whatever's going on, I'm not involved.
我是个无辜的旁观者 I'm an innocent bystander!
丽塔丽塔丽塔! Rita, Rita, Rita!
你以为你能跑得掉啊! You thought you could give us the slip.
你在看哪儿呢? 把带子停下 来吧! What are you looking at? Keep still! Come on, then! Right!
这是谁? Who have we got here?
他说他的名字叫呜呼的旁观者 I believe he said his name was Millicent Bystander.
- 呜呼的 - 事实上不是的 - Millicent! - Actually, no...
红宝石在哪 丽塔? Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?
老大想要回它 The boss wants it back.
我可没有什么红宝石 I don't have your stupid ruby.
好吧 你想选轻松的方式 OK, are we going to do it the easy way...
还是想吃苦头? ...or the hard way?
我觉得我们应该选轻松的 不对吗 道钉? I think we should do it the easy way, don't you, Spike?
好吧 打开那个锡罐 All right. Check the tin.
好女孩 Good girl.
看 小白 这才是我的方式 See, Whitey, this is how I do it.
学着点 小弟 看嗷! Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...
在里面吗? Was it in there?
真有你的 给我动手! Right! Rip it up, lads!
别用你们的脏爪子碰我的东西! Hey, you get your filthy paws off my stuff!
一定就在这里 我的肠子都能感应到 It's in here somewhere. I can feel it in me guts!
是昨天晚上吃的咖喱吧 道钉 That'll be last night's curry.
我的屁眼也肿得像日本旗了 I'm the same. I got a bum like the Japanese flag.
求你告诉这些人 我与这件事无关 Will you please tell them I'm not involved in this?
好吧 好了 听我说 Fine. All right, all right, listen up.
这位先生并不是这附近的人 This gentleman, he's not from around here.
谢谢你 Thank you.
- 看看他穿得多有品位吧 - 哦 谢谢 - Just look how nicely he's dressed. - Thank you.
为什么? 因为他是个国际珠宝大盗 And why? Because he's an international jewel thief!
完全正确 啊什么?不 不! Precisely. What? No, no!
- 他从我这偷走了红宝石 - 不 不 她在撒谎! - He stole the ruby from me! - No, she's lying!
好了 好了 看来是时候让说客出场了 All right, all right! It's time to bring out the Persuader.
你们两个要么现在开口 Your choice, mate. You can talk now
要么晚点开口也行 是吗说客? or you can talk later. Ain't that right, Persuader?
"是的 但那时代价要高得多" Yeah, in a much higher voice!
说客是活的 道钉 The Persuader's alive, Spike!
"你们会叫得像个茶壶的" You'll be singing like a tea kettle.
哈哈 说得好 说客 Good one, Persuader.
我甚至不认识她 我什么也不知道 I don't even know her! I don't know anything!
小心点 小姐 会伤着自己的 Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.
我知道在哪了 我知道了 I know where it is!
来吧 快说 Come on, then. Spit it out!
你敢! Don't you dare!
看看屁股吧 要么是我 要么是这位倒吊着的 Look at her bottom. Is it me, or is it oddly shaped?
你这小告密者! You little snitch.
原来羊毛就在羊身上 The booty's in the booty.
谢谢你 小子 老大会多开心啊! Thanks, mate! The boss is gonna be so happy with us.
我要烤了你 You're toast.
你是从上面来的对吧? So you're from Up Top?
我以前在上面的一个实验室工作 I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.
是的 生产洗发水的 Yeah. Big shampoo job.
刚开始干的时候我还是深灰色 I was dark grey when we started.
不过我倒是再没有头皮屑了 Still, it cleared up me dandruff.
"世界杯已经成为 世界最受欢迎的体育赛事" The World Cup has become the most popular sporting event in the world.
我们回来了 你好 老大 Are you there, boss? We're back.
我找到了 老大 I've got it, boss.
红宝石 我找到了 The ruby. I found it.
确切说来 道钉 是这位呜呼先生找到的吧 Technically, Spike, it was Millicent that found it.
事实上我的名字叫罗迪 Actually, the name's Roddy.
作为我帮助你的酬谢 我希望你可以啊! In exchange for my assistance, I was hoping you might...
可以把我从这里带出去 You might help me out of the pickle I'm in.
你好啊丽塔 Hello, Rita.
你好 帅哥 Hello, handsome.
这位是谁? 你的新男友是个端盘子的? And who is this? Is your new boyfriend a waiter?
- 男朋友? - 端盘子的? - Boyfriend?! - Waiter?!
啊多漂亮的红宝石 The prize returns to me.
你以为你能从我这偷走它吗 Did you imagine that I'd let you steal it from me?
什么?这宝石属于我父亲 你知道的! What?! Thatjewel belongs to my father, and you know it!
你父亲?和他女儿一个样 只不过是个没用的捡破烂的 Your father? A good-for-nothing scavenger, just like his daughter!
对对不起 事实上 Excuse me. Actually,
是我找到你的红宝石的 I'm the one that found your ruby.
所以你 So... you...
那么 这足够让你慷慨相助 送我回家了吧? Perhaps you'd repay the favor and help me get home.
救我! Help me!
把他们处理掉 Dispose of them.
不不不 我只想回到肯辛顿的家里 No, no, no, please! I just want to get home to Kensington!
肯辛顿? 皇室区? Kensington? The Royal Borough?
上面? Up Top?
是的 上面 Yes. Up Top.
哇赛 一个上等人 Huzzah! A man of quality!
终于有个明白人了 Finally, somebody gets it.
来吧 给你瞧瞧我的私人收藏 Come, let me show you my private collection.
你一定会觉得它们很有趣的 I know you'll find it diverting.
我通向美好的圣殿 My shrine to beauty.
献给我们深爱的皇室的 高等艺术的结晶 Works of high art crafted in tribute to our beloved Royal Family.
维多利亚的半身像 瓷器打造的 Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.
啊精美呵 Classy!
很逼真吧 你觉得呢? Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?
跟真人一样 It's as if she were here.
啊多么光滑的触感 Smooth to the touch.
轻点 大个子 Easy, tiger.
这些收藏的心脏与精华 But come! Let us restore the heart
就是这颗红宝石 and highlight of my collection...
它来自一位古代君主的额顶 真正的王冠珠宝 ...this ruby. Fallen from the very brow of ancient kings.
真正的王冠珠宝 A true crown jewel!
你认为如何? Well, what do you think?
他是个疯子 快跑啊快! He's a madman! Run away!
请原谅 我的苍蝇还没熟 Pardon me. My fly's undone.
你的红宝石的确很大 Well, your ruby certainly is a biggie.
没错 Indeed.
它怎么就选中了我 在这世界深处 How did it ever find me, here in the underbelly of the world?
在这黑暗绝望之中 In this dark, low place.
的确 我希望见到更多你的收藏 它们非常的搞笑 但我 Yes. I'd love to see more of your collection. It's very amusing, but I...
搞笑? "Amusing"?
你不是说我会觉得它们搞笑吗? Didrt you say I'd find it amusing?
我说你会觉得它们有趣 不是搞笑! I said you'd find it diverting, not amusing!
我说"搞笑"实际上是借用了 古希腊微笑女神的那个含义 When I said "amusing" I really meant it in the sense
是它们赋予了我这样的灵感 of the ancient Greek muse, the goddess of inspiration.
搞"笑" Muse.
帅到"爆" Smashing.
哦 老天爷帮帮我 Heaven help me!
冰了他们 冰了这两只老鼠! Ice him! Ice them both!
让我们看看冰箱里的好东西吧 Let's see if there's anything good in the fridge.
这些全是过去被打败的敌人 Former enemies, one and all.
有很多是小偷 还有叛徒和空想家 A catalogue of thieves, double-crossers and do-gooders.
见见你们的造物主吧 或者说"造冰主" Prepare to meet your maker, your ice maker.
这句话每次都让我觉得好笑 Makes me laugh every time, that one.
关门 Shut that door.
液氮! 我们瞬间就会被冻住 Liquid Nitrogen! That will freeze us instantly!
我屁股口袋里有个回形针 你找找看 There's a paper clip in my back pocket. See if you can get it.
在口袋里 口袋里 In the pocket, in the pocket!
天啊这个好冷 Blimey, it's cold.
所以我戴了手套 That's why I wore me mittens.
哪个打手会戴手套? 摘下来 你让我脸都丢光了 Hit men don't wear mittens! Take them off! You're embarrassing me.
没关系 哇 你的手好小 It's all right for you. You've got little hands.
- 拿到了! - 这样手不会冷 - Got it! - They don't get as cold.
- 我手不小! - 是很小 - I ain't got little hands! - Yeah, you have.
小得像女人 You got lady's hands.
小归小但也算是致命武器 They might be small, but they're lethal weapons.
你的手一定像妈妈 You got your mother's hands.
把你的手握在一起 Right. Put your hands together.
你应该先洗洗脚 You could have wiped your feet.
别扭来扭去的 Stop squirming!
再见了 害虫们 Goodbye, vermin.
让我来瞧瞧最新的冰块收藏吧 Now, let me see the latest addition to my cubist collection.
- 什么? 这不可能! - 喂 隐居者 - What?! Impossible! - Oi! Kermit!
战利品又回到我这了 The prize returns to me!
你这又肥又粘的大气囊 You big, fat, slimy airbag!
抓住他们! After them!
你为什么停下来? 我们有计划吗? Why are you stopping? Don't we have a plan?
"我们"?哪来的"我们"? "We"? Who's "we"?
等等等 你不能就这样扔下我 You can'tjust leave me here!
快点! 你们这些蠢货 他们逃走了! Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!
不 别拿走那根主电缆! No! Not the master cable!
我们有什么计划? We have a plan?
放回去! Put that back!
等下 这个经不起两个人吧? Wait, wait! That will never hold both of us.
你说得对 拜拜 You're right. Toodle-oo.
不 等等 Wait!
不不不许动! F-f-f-freeze!
别别别断啊我还有好多事想做 好多地方想去 Don't break! There are things I want to do, sights I want to see!
这个不算在内 That wasrt on the list.
别愣着! Do something!
入水时腿要伸直 Keep your legs straight when you hit the water!
我伸直了哦 道钉 I kept me legs straight, Spike.
天啊真高很高非常高 实在太高了 Good grief, that's high. Quite high. Rather high. So very, very high.
嗯 酷! Cool.
再见 See you!
既然她都能做到 那么 If she can do it...
我也来了 Here goes.
轻轻地落下来了 And gently down.
- 我的球 - 这是我的球 我的 - My ball. - It's my ball, it's mine.
丽塔 丽塔 Rita! Rita!
她上哪了? 丽塔! Where is she? Rita!
目标在12点方向 Target at twelve o'clock!
哎 笨死了 Oh, come on!
小心点 小白 这有只香蕉皮 Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.
丽塔! Rita!
他在那儿! Over there!
你现在看起来滑稽极了 呜呼先生 You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.
要把腿伸直哦! Keep your legs straight!
你是回旋镖吗? 把我的宝石还给我 What are you, some kind of rat boomerang? Give me back my ruby!
我没拿你的宝石 I haven't got your ruby!
好吧 现在我拿到了 OK. Well, now I've got your ruby.
请小心些 Please be careful.
这块红宝石对我很重要 它是无价之宝 That ruby means a lot to me. It's priceless!
等一下 Hold on.
它是假的 It's a fake.
哈哈 怎么可能 是真的 No, it's blooming not. It's real!
不不不 瞧 只不过是玻璃 No, no, no, look, it's just glass.
- 是真的! - 假的 - It's real! - Fake.
- 真的! - 假的 - Real! - Fake.
等等 能分出来的 瞧 Look, look, look. You can tell. Watch this.
看见了吧 真正的红宝石是不会破的 There, you see? You can't break a real ruby.
我也许不该这么做 Right. I probably shouldn't have done that.
往好的方面想吧 也许我救了你的命呢 Look on the bright side. I saved your neck.
如果蛤蟆知道它不值钱 就不会再追你了 Once The Toad knows it's won'thless, he'll stop chasing you.
罗迪 圣 詹姆斯是你今天的救星 Roddy St. James saves the day.
天呐 Good grief!
我不过是助人为乐 You try to do somebody a favor, and they...
助人为乐? 那块宝石来自伊莉莎白女王的王冠 A favor?! That ruby was from Queen Elizabeth's crown!
是从白金汉宫的下水道流出来的 It fell down the drain of Buckingham Palace!
也许女王喜欢戴假珠宝 Maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.
你给我站住 Keep still!
有事好好说嘛 Can we just talk about this?
不管是真是假 它能改变我的命运 Real or not, that ruby was going to change my life!
"这里是长城中餐馆的订餐电话" Han Chin Chinese takeout.
救命啊我被一个疯女人追 她用蜡笔 A madwomars attacking me with crayons!
- 一份鸡肉炒面 要混沌吗? - 不 蜡笔 - One chicken chow mein. With wonton? - No, crayons!
没有混沌了 米饭怎么样? 要不要炒? No wonton! You want rice? Fried or white?
要炒饭 哦 不 等下 Fried. No, wait!
你到底要混沌还是什么? You want wonton or what?
我取消刚才的订餐 Cancel that order.
丽塔? Rita?
你走吧 求你了 Just go away, please.
对不起 I'm sorry.
切 对不起? Sorry?
我和爸爸 在下水道干了这么多年 Me and my dad worked these drains for years.
他为了得到那块红宝石 全身没剩下一根好骨头 He broke every bone in his body trying to get that ruby.
还以为我们所有的祷告有了回应 It was going to be the answer to all our prayers.
谁知竟是块愚蠢的假货 Now it turns out it was a stupid fake.
也许我可以补偿你 Maybe I can make it up to you.
- 我已经听够了 - 不不 - Get stuffed. - No, no, no.
不不 我说真的 在我住的地方有个珠宝箱 I mean it. Back at my place, we've got
装满了红宝石和钻石 全是真的 a jewelry box crammed with rubies and diamonds. Real ones.
你只要带我回肯辛顿 All you have to do is get me home to Kensington...
我就能让你富到倾国倾城 ...and I'll make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.
我怎么知道你说的话不是一堆垃圾? How do I know this ain't just a load of old rubbish?
我想你需要的只是相信我 Well, I suppose you'll just have to trust me.
我一定是疯了 I must be out of my mind.
好吧 成交 All right. You've got yourself a deal.
来啊 Go on.
你也要照做 You too.
吐到你自己手上 Your own hand.
那些蠢货怎么还不回来? Where are those idiots?
这年头好帮手实在太难求了 对吗? 我的孩子们 It's so hard to get good help these days, my boys.
来吧 我的小可爱们 That's right. Come on out, my lovelies.
来安慰下你们的老爸吧 可怜的老爸啊 Cheer your old dad up.
被困在这个到处是臭老鼠 Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats
没有欢乐 没有阳光的空虚里 in this joyless, sunless void!
但是别担心 小大人 But don't worry, little men.
老爸会把他们全部消灭 Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.
全部死光光 They'll all be deady-weady.
你们找到它了吗 Did you find it?
哦 呃 就差一点 老大 Well, we got most of it, boss.
忘了红宝石吧 我要的是那条主电缆 Forget the ruby! It's the master cable that I want.
被那个讨厌的丽塔拿走了 The one that grubby creature Rita took.
没有它我的计划就全毁了 Without it, my plan is ruined!
啊好吧 别管红宝石了 宝石没有了 OK, chief. Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.
瞧啊继续前进 我们现在是你的电缆工了 See? See? Moving on. We are now your cable guys.
集中 电缆 秘密 老大 Focused. Cable-centric, boss.
你们要在世界杯决赛前回来 You need to be back in time for the World Cup Final.
哦 太棒了 我们要一起看比赛吗 老大? Great! Are we watching the game together?
只管把电缆给我找回来! Just get the cable!
要把腿伸直哦! Keep your legs straight!
后面还有追兵 你确定我们要中途停船吗? Are you sure we should be stopping with goons after us?
没有地图我们哪也去不了 不是吗? We aren't gonna get far without a map, are we?
那是座房子吗? Is that a house?
是的 而且它非常危险 Yes, and it's very dangerous. So...
那么 你就在这等着怎么样 ...why don't you wait here.
在这等 这主意真棒 Waiting here. Excellent idea.
小心食人鱼哦 Watch out for the pirana.
丽塔! Rita!
给你 安妮 还有你 Here you go, Annie. You, Shamus.
咪咪 把手指从鼻孔里拿出来 还有博格斯 Mimi, get your finger out of your nose. Fergus.
- 姣姣 不要咬! - 真是太棒了 - Jojo, no biting. - That is wild good!
丽塔! Rita!
丽塔回来了! Rita's back!
- 哦 丽塔 - 妈妈 - Rita! - Mum! Oh, Mum.
谢天谢地 你平安无事 Thank goodness you're safe.
丽塔! Rita!
你好 爸爸 Hello, Dad.
来抱一个 乖女儿 Give us a hug, girl!
妈妈 外面有个偷窥汤姆 Mom, there's a peeping Tom outside!
汤姆? 是汤姆 琼斯吗? (注:60年代著名摇滚歌星) Tom?! Ohh, it's Tom Jones!
妈妈 他不是汤姆 琼斯 Mother, it's not Tom Jones.
他只不过是我的乘客 That's just my passenger.
- 他长得挺帅啊 - 他不能进来 - He's very good-Iooking. - He is not coming in.
汤来了 Soup's on!
真好喝 谢谢妈妈 It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.
你做丽塔的男朋友多久了? So how long have you been Rita's boyfriend?
他不是我的男朋友 He's not my boyfriend.
你们想办得隆重点吗? 把朋友都请来? Will you make an honest woman of my daughter?
爸爸! Dad!
我们想搞个婚礼狂欢 是不是?我的奶油派 We were thinking of a spring wedding, right, cream puff?
我只想让你们都知道 他 Look, I want all of you to know he's...
汤姆 琼斯! Tom Jones!
你叫罗迪 对不? So your name is "Roddy," is that right?
对 没错 罗迪 圣 詹姆斯 Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.
这名字真美 What a beautiful name.
- 嗨 罗迪 - 小朋友 你叫什么呢? - Hi, Roddy. - Who might you be, little chap?
- 他们叫我电电 - 为什么这么叫呢? - They call me Shocky. - Why do they call you that?
- 电电! - 知道了 - Shocky! - Yes! Got it.
但是丽塔 你今晚要带这位英俊的年轻人上哪? Rita, where are you taking this handsome young man?
事实上 这正是为什么我需要地图 That's why I need your maps, Dad.
因为他是从 呃 上面来的 Because he's from... Up Top.
去厨房现在 Kitchen. Now.
给我们唱首歌吧 汤姆 Sing us a song, Tom!
- 我并没说这不危险 - 但这是不可能的 丽塔 - I'm not saying it isn't risky. - But it's impossible, Rita.
没人能渡过海德公园的急流 No one's ever got past the rapids at Hyde Park.
爸爸 爸爸 他会付我们报酬的 Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.
最后说一遍 我们不需要钱 For the last time, we don't need the money!
换个新炉子吧 A new stove might be nice.
- 说说小妞 - 唱啊汤姆 唱 - Talking about the little lady - Go, Tom! Go!
- 唱到我的心窝里 - 她是个靓女 - Sing to my heart! - She's a lady
说说老妇女吧 Talking about that old lady
"老太太穿着口袋袋 And the lady wears big undies
"巨大的口袋袋" Huge undies.
嘘 丽塔! Psst! Rita!
没事 是我 利亚姆 It's OK. It's me, Liam.
快 去厨房 Quick, in the kitchen.
看他的舞姿! Look at those moves!
我爱你 汤姆 I love you, Tom!
他在撒谎! This bloke isn't who he says he is.
他的真名是呜呼的旁观者 他是个国际珠宝大盗 His real name is Millicent Bystander, an international jewel thief.
一个老手 罪犯 A mastermind, a super-criminal.
他为了躲避追踪出卖伙伴 他是个危险人物 Looks like he crossed The Toad and got away with it.
但我热爱思考 我有个主意 But I'm a thinker. I've got a plan.
再来 再来! More! More!
- 你太棒了! - 啊这不算什么 - That was brilliant! - Oh, it was nothing.
- 你是从上面来的? - 是的 - So you're from Up Top? - Yes.
- 我以前也遇到过一个 - 真的? - I've met one of your lot before. - Really?
曾是某个老太太的宠物 Used to be some old lady's pet.
很好嘛 That's nice.
非常寂寞 连个说话的人也没有 Terribly Ionely for him, though. He had no one to talk to.
没有人拥抱他 No one to cuddle with!
没有人电电他 No one to shocky.
这根本不是人过的日子 对吗 That's no life, is it?
我该去洗碗了 I'd better get these dishes started.
哦 拜托了 让我来吧 Please, permit me.
他真有风度啊 Oh, you're such a gentleman!
棒极了 也就是说 我把罗迪交给蛤蟆 Great! So I hand Roddy over to The Toad
把赏金拿回来 and claim the reward.
这样就够我们吃喝一辈子了 这就是你的主意吧? Then we're all sitting pretty for the rest of our lives. Is that it?
是啊蛤蟆为了抓他愿出一大笔呢 The Toad will pay a fortune for him.
反正他不是好人 He's a bad one anyway, so that's all right, isn't it?
你这无耻的小畜牲 我没有你这种儿子 像个耗子似的 You cheeky little monkey. I won't have no son of mine acting the rat.
继续胡思乱想吧 绝对别回到现实来 We Malones never go back on our word.
- 他要偷你的船 - 他不会偷我的船 - He's gonna steal your boat. - He won't.
- 他正在偷你的船 - 他没在偷我的船 - He's stealing your boat. - He isn't stealing...
- 他偷了你的船 - 什么? - He stole your boat. - What?
他真像反过来的罗宾汉 He's like Robin Hood in reverse.
喂 我们不是讲好了吗? Oi! I thought we had a deal!
是讲好了 So did I!
紧急情况 让开 紧急情况 让开 This is an emergency! Get out of the way! Emergency!
我要和你一起走 琼斯先生 我来了!和我结婚 琼斯先生! Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones, I'm coming! Marry me, Mr. Jones!
罗迪! Roddy!
想出卖我 我才不需要她呢 That double-crossing little schemer. I don't need her.
我自己也能行 瞧着吧 I mean, anyone can get out and sail. Look at me!
西德 准备接受惊喜吧 All right, Sid, you're in for a big surprise.
当心! Look out!
对不起 Sorry!
这是西德家 哪位找我? Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor.
我是罗迪 还记得吗? It's Roddy. Remember me?
- 就是那个管家? - 罗迪! - The butler? - Roddy!
听好了 如果我回去时你还在那 Listen, you! If you're still there when I get back...
回来?回来? 你要怎么回来 罗迪? Back? Back? How will you do that then, Roddy?
- 那是什么声音? - 我得挂了 小罗 - What was that? - Gotta go, Rodders.
如果你敢动一件东西啊! If I find one thing out of place...
"我写了一首歌 Here's a little song I wrote
"你或许愿意唱 You might want to sing it note for note
"别担心 Don't worry
"要开心 Be happy
"别担心 要开心" Don't worry, be happy now
他们会藏在哪呢 Where are they hiding?
想想 Think. Think.
如果你要找老鼠 你就得像老鼠那样思考 To find a rat, you got to think like a rat.
嘿 两位 Hey, guys.
收到消息 他们正在朝西走 要去肯辛顿 I've had a tip-off. They're heading west to Kensington.
宾果! Bingo!
拼字! Scrabble!
别再提游戏了 老鼠车出发! Enough games. To the ratmobiles!
没事的 没事的 我们可以修好它 OK, OK. We can fix it.
哦 也许是这个啊! Yes, we can. Obviously...
手上都没有烫伤嘛 怎么就有肉的焦味 Fairly major burn to the hand. Smell of burning flesh.
干脆这样好了啊! Maybe I should just...
嗷这下真的很痛 That really hurt.
你这堆垃圾 你这肮脏又不可靠 Just start, you won'thless old pile of rubbish! You useless, unreliable...
不可信的叛徒 两面派 无耻的小脚趾头 Untrustwon'thy, double-crossing, two-faced, conniving little toe-rag!
哦 说我是叛徒? 哦 是的 这可真有趣 So I'm the double-crosser? Oh, yes, that's rich!
我什么都听到了 I overheard everything.
你和你的家人要把我卖给蛤蟆 Yes, you and your family were gonna sell me to The Toad!
什么? What?
你脑子有病吧 那是我那个白痴弟弟的计划 You dipstick! That was my stupid little brother's plan.
没人会听他的 And no one listens to him.
哦 我一定没听全 Must have missed that part.
你认为我会出卖你? 当我说成交时 一言九鼎 How could you think I'd sell you out? When I make a deal, I make a deal.
你头发着火了 Your hair's on fire.
什么? What?
丽塔 听着 Rita, look...
对不起 行了吧? 我觉得我们应该把这事放在脑后 ...I'm sorry. I was wrong. I think we should just put it behind us.
好吧 上我脑后呆着去吧 OK. I suppose I can put it behind me.
这也太过分了 This is such an overreaction!
丽塔 你不能就这样 把我扔在一只 Rita, you can'tjust leave me here on a...
一只鸭子上 在这水沟里 又没有 On a duck! Up the creek without a...
你会得到你应得的全部 You're getting everything you deserve. Sneaking around,
谁叫你鬼鬼祟祟到处偷听别人谈话 eavesdropping on people's conversations.
我没有鬼鬼祟祟 I was not sneaking around.
是吗 Right.
你这么对我真的很过分 I say, you can't really intend to just strand me like this.
你不是这么绝的人吧 You're not that heartless.
好吧 宝贝 你是 OK, maybe you are.
如果你真的要给我点教训 考虑用说教的方式吧 If you're trying to teach me a lesson, consider it taught!
我现在是在一只鸭子上乞求你! I'm on a duck, begging!
"冰冷的丽塔 Ice cold Rita
"我从没见过女孩会残忍如她 Never did I meet a
"我给了她一块宝石 Girl who's half so cruel I offered her a jewel
"她却让我困在一只鸭子 But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck
"这对罗迪多么狠心 对我多么狠心! What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy Me
"来自肯辛顿的罗迪 圣 詹姆斯 That's Roddy St. James of Kensington
"可怜的可怜的罗迪 Poor, poor Roddy
"被冲进自己的尿壶里 Flushed down his own potty
"丽塔你心里怎么过意得去? Rita, can't you find it in your heart
"帮他 To help him?
"做老鼠怎能如此刻薄 How mean can one rat be?
"冰冷的丽塔 Ice cold Rita
"作我的甜心你愿不愿意?" Wort you be sweeter to me?
我被原谅了吗? Am I forgiven?
不 我只是怕你再唱打油诗 No. I was just afraid you'd sing another verse.
丽塔 我没有偷听 我发誓 Rita, I wasrt eavesdropping, I swear to you.
哦 是吗 Oh, really?
那你在做什么 罗迪? What were you doing, then, Roddy?
我只是看着你和你的家人 I was actually just watching you with your family...
然后 ...and...
想着你是多么幸运 ...thinking how lucky you were.
幸运?和你绑在一条船上? Lucky? Stuck with you?
那我们的交易还有效吗? So our deal's still on?
当然有效 Sure it is.
瞧 我真的想多帮点忙 Look, I really want to help out around here.
给我找点事做吧 什么都行 工程师 领航员 Just give me a job. Anything... engineer, navigator.
你愿意的话我还可以试试掌舵 I could drive for a bit if you like.
别碰我 找老鼠玩去 Pick on someone your own size!
- 你知道船长怎么说吗 伙计? - 给我滚 - You heard the captain. - Get lost!
此船拒不载客 There's no room for passengers on this boat.
放开我 你这只黏人的小 Let go, you sticky little...
我是船长 我说向左就向左 I'm the captain, and I say go left.
你的意思是左舷还是右舷 道钉? Would that be port or starboard, Spike?
找到他们了! There they are!
上啊 Go get them, lads!
丽塔 Rita!
再等等 再等等好了! Wait for it, wait for it... Now!
你觉得自己够聪明 就过来抓我们啊! Have another go if you think you're fast enough!
抓紧 罗迪 Hold on, Roddy!
抢回那条电缆 弟兄们! Get that cable, lads!
你现在可以吻新娘了 You may now kiss the bride.
呃 顺便说声恭喜 Congratulations, by the way!
丽塔! Rita!
丽塔 能不能再快点 Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?
我们用不着那么快 We don't have to!
"搅拌糖霜" Go, go, purple custard!
逮到了 呜呼先生 End of the line, Millicent.
- 丽塔 右转舵 - 什么? - Rita, try and go right! - What?
只管相信我 Just trust me!
我希望你知道自己在做什么 I hope you know what you're doing!
现在朝绳子开过去 Now head for the rope!
好吧 OK.
哦不 Oh, no.
干得漂亮 罗迪 Well done, Roddy!
耶 我们做到了 We did it! We did it!
我们没做到 We didn't do it.
能把我扔回船上去吗? Can you get me back on the boat?
- 谢谢你 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
你确定要用这个吗? 道钉 这东西很危险 Are you sure about this, Spike? These things are supposed to be dangerous.
危险是老子的本性 Danger is my middle name.
你的本姓不是莱斯利吗 I thought it was Leslie.
投降吧 Just thought I'd drop in.
丽塔 做点什么 快 什么都行! Rita, do something quick!
抓紧啦! Hang on tight!
抓好了 伙计们 Uh-oh.
满足你最后一个请求 Any last requests?
好的 你飞回去时 能像个女孩一样尖叫吗? Yes. Could you fly quite suddenly off the boat, screaming like a girl?
哦 天 Oh, dear.
耶! yes
小－心－啊 Look out!
该死的外国佬! You darn foreigners!
你觉得老大会生气吗? Do you think the boss will be annoyed with us?
你们这些无能的废物! You incompetent cheese-eaters!
竟然让他们跑掉了 You let them escape?
显然我不该派啮齿类 去干两栖类的活 It's obvious I should never have sent rodents to do an amphibiars job.
他在哪? Where is he?
为什么他老是迟到? Why is he always late?
(法语) En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!
法国蛙? Le Frog?
你好(法语) Bonjour.
你迟到了 法国蛙 You're late, Le Frog.
迟到才有魅力 死脑筋的英国表哥 我从不早到 Fashionably late, my annoying English cousin. I know no other way.
听着 丽塔和她的新搭档 偷走了不可替代的某样东西 Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice have stolen something irreplaceable.
没关系 老大 我们又找到一条 It's all right, boss! We've got another one!
一条专门设计 有特殊用途的主电缆 A master cable of unique design and purpose.
我想把它弄回来 I want it back.
别担心 我会帮你拿回来的 Don't worry. I'll get it back for you.
只要拿回它 我的计划就能完成 Once it is returned, my plan will be complete.
这一次无论如何 要把这个诅咒送给他们 To wash away, once and for all, the curse, the scourge of...
老鼠们 ...rats.
请原谅 我浑身长瘤的英国表哥 Forgive me, my warty English cousin,
但是和这些老鼠过不去 对你并没有好处 but this bizarre obsession with the rats, it is not good for you.
你已经开始变成我们法国人所说的 湿心疯 You are becoming what we French call le fruitcake.
也许你忘记了 正是老鼠让我从天堂坠落 Perhaps you forget that it was a rat who cast me from paradise!
哦 天哪 不是又要拿那本书出来吧 Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!
我的回忆录 My memoirs.
第一卷详细记录了我的食谱 以及悲剧般的青春 Volume one details the dire and tragic story of my youth.
哦 上帝啊(法语) Oh, mon Dieu!
在所有白金汉宫的宠物之中 Of all the pets in Buckingham Palace,
年轻的查尔斯王子最喜爱的是我 young Prince Charles fancied me the best.
我们在晴朗的天气里嬉戏 来到皇室的荒芜角落 We would frolic day after sunny day in royal abandon,
分享着快乐的街道 还有男孩和蛤蟆间那种神奇的友谊 sharing that sweet and magical bond between boy and toad.
你会让我吐出来的 You're gonna make me throw up.
我们形影不离 直到 We were inseparable until...
它的出现 ...it arrived.
那只老鼠 That rat!
当可怜的男孩转过头去 While the poor boy's head was turned,
我被残忍地投入了绝望之池 I was cruelly plunged into a whirlpool of despair.
我知道 我知道 你被冲下了厕所 对吗 I know, I know. You were flushed away down the loo, right?
哦 Oi.
这里如此黑暗 Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark,
如此寒冷 如此绝望 so cold, so terrible!
我的痛苦对你来说很可笑? You find my pain funny?
除了我自己的 谁的痛苦对我都可笑 I find everyone's pain funny but my own.
因为我是法国人 I'm French.
只管把电缆给我弄回来 Just get the cable!
蛙儿们 Henchfrogs!
我们有任务了 什么也不能阻挡我们 We have a mission. Let nothing stand in our way.
马上出发 We leave immediately.
晚餐怎么办? What about dinner?
我们五小时后出发 We leave... in five hours.
"哦 爱情 爱情 爱情~" Love, love, love, love
嗯 挺好吃的嘛 This is quite tasty.
谢谢 Thanks.
我觉得还不坏 考虑到我只有一个苹果 六颗葡萄干和一盒大米 Not too bad, considering I only had an apple, six raisins and a box of rice.
大米? Rice?
"有没有感到内心的痛楚? What's that urge from deep inside?
"有没有听到今晚的歌声? The need to hurl won't be denied
"你吃的那不是大米 是蛆虫" That isn't rice That's maggots you're eating
"幼虫幼虫幼虫幼虫" Larva, larva, larva...
这解释了为什么我放盐时 它们都跑到一边去了 That explains why it all ran to one side when I put the salt in.
你知道吗 You know...
我认为我们今天干得不错 ...I think we did pretty well today.
我想 也许我之前对你的看法有些偏差 我的意思是 你并不是 I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit. I mean, you're not...
我可以认为你这是在称赞我吗? Do I hear an actual compliment coming?
- 算了 - 不不不 说吧 - Never mind. - No, no, no, say it.
你不完全是我想的那种 光会抱怨的没用的大姑娘 You're not the useless, whiny, stuck-up, pompous, big girl's blouse I thought.
这有何难? There. Was that so hard?
明天要送你回家 咱们得好好休息一下 We better get some rest if we're gonna get you home tomorrow.
接着 Catch.
和我讲讲你的事吧 罗迪 Tell me about yourself, Roddy.
我没什么好说的 Well, there's not much to tell.
你知道我所有的事 我甚至不知道你是干什么的 You know all about me, warts and all. I don't even know what you do.
我是 I'm...
我是一个男孩组合的成员 I'm in a boy band.
是的 我是比较时髦的那个 Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.
我说真的 I'm serious.
告诉我你在上面的生活吧 朋友啦 亲人啦 Tell me about your life Up Top. Friends, family.
你有亲人的吧 You do have a family, don't you?
我当然有 兄弟姐妹 还有堂兄妹 我们家人特别多 Of course I do. Brothers, sisters, cousins. We're quite a clan.
你不能想象我们有多快活 You wouldn't believe the fun we have.
看电影 打高尔夫 滑雪 Hanging out at the movies, playing golf, going skiing.
可享受了 It's just so great!
难怪你这么想回家 No wonder you want to get home.
是啊 Yeah.
好 明天我们都能如愿以偿了 Well, I guess tomorrow we'll both get what we want.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 罗迪 Good night, Roddy.
晚安 Good night.
晚安 罗迪 Good night, Roddy.
别让臭虫咬你的腿 Don't let the bedbugs bite.
醒罗醒罗 Wakey-wakey!
我们快到肯辛顿了 Getting close to Kensington.
把松动的东西系紧 这段航程会比较颠簸 Tie down anything loose. It'll be a bumpy ride.
是 船长 Aye, aye, captain.
- 啊谢谢 - 不客气 - Thank you. - You're welcome.
- 你好(法语) - 你好(法语) - Bonjour! - Bonjour!
你好(法语) Bonjour!
谁请你们上船了? Who invited you onboard?
跳下去 跳下去! Hop it. Hop it!
瞧这英国小姑娘 她真是好斗啊 The English little girly, she's so aggressive.
是你啊法国蛙 Le Frog.
我喜欢带点火的女人 I like a woman with a little fire.
你会为此付出代价的 我的小巧克力牛角面包 You're going to pay for that, my little chocolate croissant!
但是首先 我的委托人有话要说 But first, a word from our sponsor. Marcel?
我早该知道 I should have known.
干得好 法国蛙 我向你敬礼 先生 Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.
现在还给我 Now then, Rita, hand it over.
什么还给你? Hand what over?
你的欺骗之舞必须结束了 This dance of deception must end.
把你偷走的东西还给我 Return what you have stolen from me.
别再跳了! Enough dancing!
已经不在我这了 反正也是假的 I don't have it anymore. It was a fake anyway.
什么? What?
哦 红宝石 Oh, the ruby.
他是很罗嗦 但是很婆妈 He's cuckoo, but family.
哦 太有趣了 Oh, this is rich.
红宝石是很漂亮 The ruby was a pretty thing.
住手! Stop that.
但是和主电缆比起来一文不值 But nothing when compared to the master cable.
主什么? The master what?
主电 The cab...
转身 Turn.
电缆 你现在正当作腰带系着的 The cable! The one you're now wearing as a belt.
- 哦 他就要这个啊 - 等下 - If that's all he wants... - Hang on.
你要这个到底干什么用? What do you want it for anyway?
你知道今天下午有世界杯决赛 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.
世界杯决赛? The World Cup Final?
好了表哥 歇会吧 让我来 OK, OK, cousin, take a breath. Leave it to me.
我们会要回你的电缆 杀了那些啮齿动物 然后我的手下和我 We'll get your cable, kill the rodents, then me and my team
就能吃顿象样的早餐了 can settle down to a decent breakfast.
好了 大家 行动! OK, men, to action!
我们投降! We surrender!
不 不是这个 你们这帮白痴 是功夫那个 No, not that one, you idiots! The kung fu thing!
我有个主意 I've got a plan.
去吧 Go for it.
苍蝇 12点方向! Fly at twelve o'clock!
哦 惨了 Oh, bother.
白痴 抓住! Fools! Grab them!
法国蛙 不! 记得拿回电缆! Le Frog! No! Get that cable!
哦 我真蠢啊 Mon Dieu!
你们这帮老鼠 还没完呢 You rats, this is not over yet!
罗迪 急流! Roddy! The rapids!
哦 不! Oh, no!
起势(法语) En garde!
丽塔 我们要掉下去了! Rita? We're going over!
想点办法! Do something!
抓住了 Gotcha!
再见了 我的美人 Au revoir, mon cheri!
别碰我 Take your flippers off me!
我拿到了 I have triumphed!
你们这些愚蠢的英国人 你们以为用约克郡的布丁还有鱼肉和薯条 You stupid English, with your Yorkshire puddings and chips and fish,
就可以对付我法国蛙吗 嗯? you thought you could defeat Le Frog? Un...
...deux...
...trois!
快 咬断帆绳 Nibble for your life!
这皮带是我的 My belt, I think.
蠢货 You rodents!
再见了 我的幸运老伙计 Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.
我们没事 我们没事 We're OK, we're OK, we're OK, we're OK.
睁开眼试试 Try opening your eyes!
我们到肯辛顿了 We're over Kensington!
是的 你和你舒适的床之间 只有九百呎的可怕距离了 Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop between you and a nice comfortable bed.
你家在哪儿? Where's your house then?
好吧 让我看看 Right, now. Let me see...
因弗内斯花园路 维卡莱治门路 肯辛顿大街 Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate, Kensington High Street.
往左边 Try and go left.
就这样 现在向右 That's it. Now go right.
这会相当棘手 This is gonna be tricky.
是啊 这还是头一回碰到棘手的事呢 Yeah, and everything else has been a piece of cake.
好了 握住我 All right, here we go.
呃 四十五号 四十七号 四十九 Forty-five, 44, 49...
跳! ...now!
我以为着陆会更温柔些 Well, I've had softer landings.
我们做到了 We did it.
我回家了 I'm home.
"幸运躲避者"号全体船员顺利抵达! The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!
呵呵 是啊 Yep.
丽塔? Rita?
哦 哦 当然了 我真笨躲避者号 Oh, of course. I'm such an idiot. The Dodger.
不是你的错 罗迪 Wasrt your fault, Rod.
挺刺激的冒险 不是吗 Quite an adventure, though, wasrt it?
丽塔 我太抱歉了 Rita, I am so sorry.
但我也许可以让你高兴起来 But I think I might be able to cheer you up.
现在履行诺言 肯辛顿的珠宝 Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels.
十足纯正的红宝石 A genuine star-cut ruby.
它美极了 It's just beautiful!
最棒的是 And the best part?
打不破 Unbreakable.
我都说不出话了 I don't know what to say.
你觉得这够吗? 用来照顾你的家人? You think it will be enough? I mean, to take care of your family?
也许这块可以成为 "幸运躲避者"二号 And maybe this could be the Jammy Dodger Mark Two.
那么 Well...
我想就这样吧 ...I suppose this is it.
谢谢你送我回家 Thank you... for the lift.
不用谢 You're welcome.
- 罗迪 - 什么事? - Roddy? - Yes.
你有时间带我参观一下吗? I don't suppose you'd have time to give me a quick tour?
当然 Of course.
我很想见见你的家人 I'd love to meet your family.
哈罗? Hello?
哈罗? 有人在家吗 Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?
一会儿有人答应时 你就会看见他们所有人 Wouldrt you know it? All out, every one of them.
等等 等一下 Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
- 那是什么? - 哦 那个 - What is that? - Oh, that.
那是我的豪华卧室 That's my master bedroom.
- 这是个笼子 - 不 其实不是的 - It's a cage. - No! It's not, actually.
那那个栓子和栅栏是干嘛用的? Then why the lock and bars?
这只是我的保安措施 That's my... home security system.
还有好多要看呢 时间不多 我们走吧? So much to see, so little time to see it in. Shall we?
罗迪 Roddy.
这里只有你一个 对不对? You're all alone up here, aren't you?
进球了! Goal!
那是谁? Who's that?
呃 那是我哥哥 That would be... my brother!
这球赛酷毙了!我简直不敢相信! What a game! I can't believe it!
射门! 进球! 太棒了! 来 快抱一个 He shoots! He scores! Back of the net! Group hug.
- 哦 哈罗 - 丽塔 这是 - Oh, hello. - Rita, this is...
- 鲁帕特! - 什么? ...Rupert! - What?
鲁帕特 这是丽塔 Rupert, this is Rita. She's been
她早就渴望见到我哥哥 so looking forward to meeting my brother.
虽然我们长得并不特别像 Obviously, there's not a huge family resemblance.
我继承了智慧 事实上我还继承了外表 I rather got the brains and... Well, actually, I got the looks too,
但我们很亲近 是吗鲁帕特? but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert?
开心的时候时间过得真是快呀 Well, how time flies when you're having fun! Still...
还是让我们继续参观吧 On with the tour, shall we?
你好 西德 Hello, Sid.
你好 丽塔 Hello, Rita.
- 你爸爸好吗? - 不错 谢谢关心 - How's your dad? - Better, yeah. Thanks for asking.
鲁帕特?哈哈哈哈 Rupert?
你在搞什么? 过来 可怜虫 What was that all about? Come here, you poor little thing.
看看他这张小脸吧 你有见过更可悲的表情吗? Look at his little face. You ever seen anything so pathetic?
哥哥? Brothers?
这位孤独的先生仅有的东西 只是一堆洋娃娃 All Mr. Lonely has got is a couple of dolls
和他笼子里一个还算圆的轮子 and a little wheel to run around in his cage.
真是笑死我了 This is too sweet!
你这个失败者! What a loser!
还好啦 罗迪 It's OK, Roddy.
还好? OK?
看看这地方 丽塔 看看我的家 这是座宫殿 Look at this place, Rita. Look at my home. It's a palace!
我可以随时随地做我想做的任何事 I can do whatever I want whenever I want to.
我觉得不仅仅是"还好"吧? I'd say that's a little more than OK, wouldn't you?
我要家人干什么? 要朋友干什么? What do I need a family for? What do I need friends for?
对不起 如果你没别的事 那么 I'm sorry, but if you have everything you need, then...
我得去忙了 我家闹蟑螂闹得很严重 ...I really have to get going. I have a serious infestation to deal with.
好吧 那再见了 I'll say goodbye, then...
来自肯辛顿的 ...Roddy St. James...
罗迪 圣 詹姆斯 ...of Kensington.
"孤寂 Lonely
"我是如此孤寂 I'm Mr. Lonely
"没有姐妹兄弟 I have nobody
"来陪我自己" For my own
"离中场还剩十分钟" Only ten minutes left until halftime.
这场精彩的比赛 And what an amazing match...
加油 英格兰! 太帅了 Come on, England! This is fantastic!
德国罕见的攻击 但是它也极少 A rare attack here by Germany, but it comes to very little.
来吧 鲁帕特想死他的小罗弟弟了 Come here, bro! Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy.
来吃个奶酪酥条吧 Here, have a cheese puff.
再吃一个 Have another.
给你 Here you go.
老弟 这是用来吃的 No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them.
让个位子 Move... over.
- 什么? - 让个位子! - What? - Move over!
我要喝点那个 I'll take some of that.
建议你不要喝太猛 真的 Word of advice, mate. Take it easy with the drink, seriously,
要不然肯定挺不到中场休息 or you'll never make it to halftime.
你说什么? What did you say?
哦 厕所 我要憋到中场才去上 The bathroom. I'm waiting till halftime.
我不想错过一丁点儿比赛 I don't want to miss any of the game.
中场他在等中场 Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!
那道水闸不会永远牢固 Those floodgates won't hold forever!
别拿走我的主电缆 No! Not the master cable!
你到底要电缆干什么? What do you want it for anyway?
你知道 今天下午有世界杯决赛 Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final this afternoon.
中场 Half... time.
当然 那就是蛤蟆的计划 那就是为什么他要抢回电缆 Of course. That's The Toad's plan! That's why he needs the cable!
当所有人去上厕所时 整个城市会被冲走! When everyone goes to the toilet, the city will be flushed away!
过来! Come with me.
球赛怎么办? What about the game?
多好的比赛 And what a game it is!
啊讨厌秋天有雷鲍尔斯 Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers.
你看得见吗 博格斯? Can you see all right, Fergus?
看得见 妈妈 Yes, thanks, Mum.
怎么都不戴头盔?哪一个是四分卫? 把球捡起来 捡起来啊! Where's your helmets? Which one's the quarterback? Pick up the ball!
哎 这些英国佬 连最基本的足球常识都不懂! These Brits don't know the first thing about football.
享受你们的弥留之际吧 愚昧的害虫们 Enjoy your last moments, you egregious vermin.
我抓住丽塔了 老大 我抓住丽塔了! I've got Rita, boss! I've got Rita!
放开我! 你这室验室废品 Get off me, you lab reject!
哈 没踢到 Ha! You missed.
啊 丽塔 Ah, Rita.
丽还回来真是太好了 It's so good of you to return the cable.
你好(法语) Bonjour.
嘿 最后它还是归我了 At last! It's mine!
少罗嗦 拿去吧 Just take it.
来电喽! Let there be light!
求你别冲我下去 罗迪 我在下面没法活! Please don't flush me, Roddy! I can't survive down there!
我受够了 I've gone soft!
西德 我想让你冲我 我要回去 Sid, I want you to flush me. I'm going back.
回去? Back?
丽塔现在很危险 每个人都很危险 Rita's in terrible danger. Everyone's in terrible danger!
你喜欢这里 对吗? Now, you like it here, don't you?
哦是的 罗迪 我非常喜欢这儿 Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.
如果我走了 你会好好对待塔比莎 也就是照顾我的小女孩吗? And if I leave you, will you be good to Tabitha, the little girl?
我会很乖很乖的 罗迪 我会成为最棒的宠物 I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy. And I will be the best pet ever!
那这里全让给你了 Then the place is all yours.
- 妙极了! - 好 - Sweet! - Great.
好 开始放泡泡吧 我在那边还有大事要干 Let's get the bubbles going. I've got a big job to do down there.
马上来 先生 Right away, sir!
再会 西德 So long, Sid.
再会 罗迪 也许在某个地方我们又会见面 So long, Rodnick Saint Something of Someplace or other.
祝你好运! Geronimo!
有一位圣人会从天而降 And, Io, a chosen one shall come down from above,
将我们所有人从大洪水中拯救出来 and he shall be our savior from the Great Flood!
我极度抱歉 I'm terribly sorry.
"离中场还有两分钟 太让人难以置信了! Just two minutes left till halftime! Incredible!
- "英格兰真是开门大吉" - 丽塔! - It's a fantasy start for England. - Rita!
"英格兰以三比一领先德国" England leads Germany by three goals to one.
"这场比赛太精彩了!" What an amazing game this is turning out to be!
盛大的开幕 The grand opening.
"裁判又一次中断了比赛" And the referee again has to bring play to a halt.
丽塔! Rita!
扇子们来买电扇喽 Fans for the fans!
号外 花衣魔笛手引诱数千人致死 Extra! Pied Piper lures thousands to their death!
气球! 气球! Balloons!
丽塔! Rita!
罗迪! Roddy!
丽塔 我真报歉 我太蠢了 你说得全对 I'm sorry. I've been such a fool. You were right about me and everything.
我早该承认的 但我又害怕你不再喜欢我了 I should have admitted it, but I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.
罗迪 我们能不能 等你救了我之后再谈这些? Do you think we can talk about this after you rescue me?
当然 没时间了 一会儿中场的时候 Of course. There's no time. When that whistle blows
每个人都去上厕所时 整个城市都会被冲走 and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet, it'll flush away the city.
我知道 我的家人都在广场上 I know. And my family are all down there.
我们得警告大家 We've got to warn everyone.
阻止他们! Stop them!
哦糟了 Oh, dear.
小白? Whoa! Whitey!
可让我逮着机会了 I saw an opportunity and I seized it.
你们把我蛤蟆当白痴? So you thought you could make a fool of The Toad, eh?
不需要我们 他已经是了 You don't need us for that.
你们觉得自己很聪明是吗 You think you're so clever, don't you?
当老鼠们全被冲走时 Well, I'll be the one laughing
我会是笑到最后的那个 when every last revolting rat is flushed away!
因为我要把这座城市的居民 For I shall repopulate the city...
换成它们 ...with these!
真恶心 Nasty.
- 这里只能有两栖动物吗 爸爸? - 你想要什么都行 - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn? - Anything for you.
- 我能要匹小马吗? - 不能 - Can I have a pony? - No.
- 一只小狗? - 我们以后再谈吧 - A puppy? - We'll talk about it.
- 现在谈不行吗? - 不 - Can we talk about it now? - No.
- 我能要只小狗吗? - 我也想要小狗 - Can I have a puppy? - Me too.
你们不能都要小狗 安静 老爸在工作呢 You can't all have puppies! Please! Daddy's working!
我们得下楼去把电缆拔出来 We need to get down and pull out that cable.
怎么去? How?
这不可能 It's impossible.
英格兰队形势大好 一切皆有可能 England is winning. Anything's possible.
救我 小白! Turn it off, Whitey!
- 快走 - 他们要跑了 - Come on! - They're getting away!
嗨 老大 Oh. Hi, boss.
小白 它在咬我的屁股! 救救我! Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!
我来了 道钉 I'm coming, Spike!
法国蛙 抓住他们! You fools! Grab them!
甲乙丙丁 Top floor, lingerie, housewares
给我上 and certain doom!
我是不是什么事都得自己来? Do I have to do everything myself?!
"中场的哨声响起 现在是休息时间 几分钟后回来" There goes the whistle for halftime! We'll be back in a few minutes.
已经太迟了 你们什么也做不了 你们的种族马上就要灭绝 You're too late to do anything! You and your kind are finished!
是吗? 那过来捉我们啊你这浑身长疮的气囊 Oh, yeah? Well, come and get us then, you warty windbag.
哦 不 Oh, no!
大门在这边 快 The gate. Back this way! Come on!
丽塔! Rita!
别想走 你们两个都跑不了 If I'm going, you're both coming with me!
快走 罗迪 Just go, Roddy!
有了 That's it.
罗迪! Roddy!
别动! Stop moving!
过来抓我呀 你这粘乎乎的大气囊 Come and get me, you big, slimy airbag!
罗迪 小心 Roddy, look out!
耶! Yes!
法国蛙! Le Frog!
让我们来个了断吧 Let's finish this.
你放开我! Let me go!
再见了 臭老鼠! Goodbye, rat!
丽塔! Rita!
是不是有舌头打结的感觉啊 Feeling a little tongue-tied?
这不可能! Impossible!
哈罗 Toodle-oo.
- 波浪!波浪! - 英格兰加油! - Wave! Wave! - England!
不是 巨浪来了! No, giant wave!
一定要成功 一定要成功 Please work. Please work. Please work!
我们没事! High five!
哦 是的 Oh, yeah.
瞧 是罗迪和丽塔 Look! It's Roddy and Rita!
干得好 Good on you, girl!
为呜呼的旁观者喝彩! Hooray for Millicent Bystander!
呜呼! Millicent!
呜呼!呜呼!呜呼! Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!
你是个英雄了 罗迪 You're a hero, Roddy.
有什么了不起 Big deal.
你们这些害虫 You wretched vermin!
会得到报应的 I'll make you pay for this!
把城市还给老鼠吧 表哥 还有 给你的孩子们买条小狗 Give it a rest, cousin. And get your kids a puppy.
丽塔 Rita...
我在想 如果你真的要造"幸运躲避者"二号 ...I was wondering, if you do build a Jammy Dodger Mark Two...
你会需要一名大副 对吗? ...you wouldn't happen to need a first mate, would you?
"我扔下了城里的好工作 Left a good job in the city
"跑到这里日夜卖命 Workir for the man every night and day
"飘飘荡荡 Rollir
"飘飘荡荡 在快乐的河面上 Rollir on the river
"在快乐的河面上" Rollir on the river
完成 OK.
汤姆 给我们来一段 Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!
好了 来吧 All right, chaps.
大车轮继续转啊 Big wheel keep on turning
自豪玛丽继续燃烧 Proud Mary keep on burning
转啊烧啊 Rolling, rolling
在河上转 Rolling on the river
我最喜欢大团圆结局了 I love a happy ending.
你太娘了 我喜欢充满暴力的悲剧结局 You've gone soft! I like unappy endings, with lots of violence.
你现在满意了吗 道钉? Are you happy now, Spike?
- 可以吗? - 来吧 - Shall we? - Go for it.
大车轮不停转 Big wheel keep on turning
自豪的马力继续烧 Proud Mary keep on burning
- 我们要去哪儿? - 我一点也不知道 - Where are we going? - I have no idea.
但我知道我们的速度会相当快 But we're gonna get there really fast!
我来了 琼斯先生 我来了! I'm coming, Mr. Jones! I'm coming!
啊 这才是生活 Ah, this is the life.
罗迪 我回来了 Roddy, I'm home!
我还给你带回一个新朋友 And I've brought you a new friend!
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