哥伦比亚电影公司
(Movie Corner)
《坏老师》 Bad Teacher
好了 大家 请给我几秒钟时间 Alright folks, can we all settle down for a second?
我知道大家都很兴奋。。。但请你们先安静下 Oops!! I know that you... hey you settle down.
各位，先安静下 C'mon everybody settle down
老师们 这可不是胡扯闲聊的时间 Sandy... c'mon... now now guys its is not a time to make silly jokes...
我们先来简单说两句 its a time for a little bit of talking before we really get to the important part.
开始了 詹姆斯学校又度过了美好的一年 Here we go, well its been another great year here at JAMS.
谁能忘记平克斯先生有趣的教室 Who can forget Mr. Pinkus's haunted classroom.
谢谢您桑迪 Thank you Sandy, for that.
我可不怕牛鬼蛇神 And I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
还有帕维希斯女士班上负责的 “女子监狱读书活动”一直很成功 Or the wild success of
the book drive for womens prison which Mrs. Pathacheks class sponsored.
谢谢 但夏季来临 不仅仅要和旧学年说再见 Thank u Beth, but as summer droves upon us, its time not only to say goodbye to another school year
but sadly also to say goodbye to one of our faculty members.
也要遗憾地和我们中的一位说再见 Yes, Elizabeth... is Elizabeth Halsey here? There she is...
伊丽莎白 伊丽莎白 她在这！ Elizabeth can you come on up here? Yes that抯 appropriate applause, I think.
伊丽莎白你能来一下么？ 大家来点掌声
伊丽莎白 虽然你只与我们共处了短短的一年... Elizabeth, even though you are only with us for one short year...
我们会一直把你当作我们家庭中的一员 Please know that we will always consider you part of the JAMS family.
小小礼物 不成敬意 And we got you a little something.
哦 谢谢 Oh!! Thank you.
哦 差不多40美元 谢谢 Wow... almost $40, thank you.
不用谢 说点什么吧 You're very welcome, speech??
好的 我不擅长在大家面前演讲 我简单说几句吧 Ok well, I'm really terrible at this types of thing so, I'll make it quick.
我知道在这里待了一年 却有许多美好回忆 Ah, I know I've only been here a year, but there's so much I will miss.
首先要提的是我的学生 My students, probably most.
我是多么希望能深入的了解大家 And I wish that I had gotten to know all of you better.
然而 在全日教学与家庭生活间游走 我知道自己表现很糟糕 But, between four classes and planning a wedding my plate was full
但是 我知道 我们的学生们情况很好 still, I know that our students are in good hands.
我也知道 我再也不要正经上课了 And even though I'll never teach again professionally.
我意识到，我不再需要一个黑板或课堂示范 I've realised that I don't need a blackboard or a classroom to set an example.
嗯，就这样吧！！ Adios, bitches!!
宝贝 我回家了 Baby doll... I'm home.
在这儿 In here...
快点来点性趣哦！我要发疯一样添你小鸟 Get yourself hot coz I'm gonna suck your dick like I'm mad at it.
哦 你妈来了 嗨 妈妈 惊喜啊！ Oh! Look, your moms here. Hi Mom, what a fun surprise.
行李？我们要旅行吗？ Suitcases, honey are we going on a trip?
伊丽莎白 我们需要谈谈 当然可以 Aah... Elizabeth, we need to talk. Sure.
我认为我们要分开一段时间 I'm starting to think that maybe we need to take a break.
永远。。。。。。 Forever...
告诉她银行说了什么 妈！ -Mom!! Tell her what the accountant said. -Mom!
史蒂芬说 你上个月用了16,000美元 Steven said that you spend $16,000 last month.
他认为这不是个好消息 我就知道你是这种女人 He thinks you're bad news. I know women like you.
妈妈 我说过我会解决的 我就问些问题 Damn it Mom! I told you I could handle this. I just want to ask her something.
你真的爱我的儿子么？ 爱到心碎 You truly love my son? I love him so much it hurts.
他的生日什么时候 妈。。。 Alright then, when is his birthday? Mom...
你问这个 简直是对我的侮辱 I'm not... you know... that is just offensive that you would even ask me that.
是今天 It's today...
我知道 所以给你买了这个 I know... That抯 why I got you this okay
亲爱的 生日快乐 honey, happy birthday
奥斯丁商场？ Austin Market?
好吧 我辞职了 Okay fine, I'll sign the prenup.
结束了 伊丽莎白 It's over, Elizabeth.
马克 我怀孕了 Mark, I'm pregnant.
- 胡说! - 你没有 - Bullshit. - No you're not.
好吧 我没怀孕。 Okay fine, I'm not actually pregnant.
我很好奇。。。 You know what, I'm starting to wonder...
你真的只是为了钱么？ 你从来都没爱过我 whether this is always been about the money. You never loved me.
我不爱你？ I don't love you?
我听了你一年的歌剧啊～ I have been listening to you whining about opera for the last year.
如果年轻一代都不喜欢歌剧 那么歌剧就完了 Okay, If the younger generation doesn't get into opera then guess what? No more opera!
这种艺术要是没了 An art form just has died.
如果没有它 我们就完了 If opera goes away, we're fucked.
把我的戒指还给我 I want my ring back.
现在我应该怎样做？我应该去哪里？ What am I supposed to do? Huh? Where am I supposed to go?
3个月后 3 MONTHS LATER
她来了 伊丽莎白 海塞尔 喔。喔。喔。。。。。。 There she is, Elizabeth Halsey. Wooooo...
能和你搭班我很兴奋 I am so excited we're gonna be across-the-hall mates.
听到你离婚的消息 真替你难过 But I'm so sad..it's because your relationship ended.
你叫什么？ 艾米 斯科尔 Who are you again? Amy Squirrel.
松鼠？ 是啊 像这样 Squirrel? Yeah, you know.
没关系 你去年忙着筹备婚礼 很忙 Don't worry, you were... kind of a long bolf last year and so... busy planning the... wedding
我老公被我捉奸在床 哦 天啊 I found him in bed with somebody else. Oh my Gosh.
而且是个男的 废了他！ He was with another man. Shut the front door!
我知道你去年经历了这么多 肯定很伤感 Look..I know you kinda skated by last year doing the bare minimum thing
但现在你回来了 你是一个老师啦 but I just wanna say, now you're back, I just know you are gonna get your teaching on
是老师的话 可以吃这个苹果吧！ I thought the teachers were supposed to get the apples
我觉得我们跟学生之间是互相学习，三人行必有我师嘛！！ well, I think the students teach me at least as much as I teach them.
我经常这么说 蠢！ That's just something I say sometimes. Stupid.
不好意思 你要不要吃午餐 Uh sorry..I just wanted to know if you wanted to grab some lunch
我正忙着呢，林恩 我请 I'm kind of in the middle of something, Lynn. My treat.
知道吗 林恩 开始教书的时候 You know, Lynn when I first started teaching
我觉得这是一个非常正确的决定 I thought that I was doing it for all the right reasons.
工作时间短 暑假 不用负责 Shorter hours, summers off, no account credibility...
我爱夏天 爱鲜玉米 oh, I love my summers... fresh corn... mmmm
现在 我的工作就是找个能照顾我的人 from now on, my full time job is finding a guy who's gonna take care of me
老天祝福我吧！ God I pray for that.
我整个暑假泡在酒吧鬼混 You know I spent my entire summer hanging out at bars near where the Bulls practice.
找些乐子 搞些回忆 但那些男的没有一个想安定下来的 Had some fun, got some cool souvenirs But those guys are not looking to settle down
做的时候带套子 你不知道他们多固执 I mean.. they all wear condoms..then, they take the condoms with them, that抯 how paranoid they are
好像不带就很容易怀孕一样 like its so easy to get pregnant from some dude nutting into a condom
你会找到如意郎君的 你会的 yeaa...ugh!! you're gonna find someone great Right?
我考虑好久了 我有E罩杯了 但是如果我有一对胸贴 I've been thinking about it a lot, I'm like an 8, 8 and a half..but if I got a new pair of tits.. right?
哦 不 你已经很大了 You!!..don't wanna do that, you're already so pretty.
你不知道那些芭比娃娃有多痛苦 You have no idea how difficult it is to compete against these Barbie doll types
没错 我们不再年轻了 该走了 yea..that's true, we're not getting any younger yea..we should finish up.
瓦利在礼堂有个盛大的邀请会 Wally's got that big orientation in the auditorium.
哦 我就不去了 都得去 Yea, I'm not gonna hear that. Oh... it's mandatory.
我可能也不去了 I'll probably won't go either.
我可以坐在后面早点溜 Huh... no I might, I probably going to sit in the back, maybe leave early
可能中途走 也可能留到最后 maybe stay the end half... play by Yer or just stay the end.
很有意思吧？ Okay... oh!! this was fun, huh?
欢迎来到七年级社会研究课 我是你们的船长 斯科尔小姐 Welcome to Air 7th Grade Social Studies I'll be your captain, Miss Squirrel.
旅程从地理到法院 还会到进化技术转一圈 准备好了吗？ Crews announce tour for the world geography through current events, we may have a way over in civics, so buckle up
这是个疯狂的体验，很过瘾哦！ cause its gonna be a crazy ride.
这摄影师很好 我感到很自在 The photographer who was like... so nice he made me feel like really really comfortable
我会去堪萨斯参加时装周 I might get flown to Kansas City for their Fashion Week
堪萨斯 偷听了不少啊！ Kansas City. Stalk much?
蠢货 Bhuhhrr!! Loser...
嗨 我是萨沙 亚伯那提 这是我妈妈为您烤的糕点。。 Hi, I'm Sasha Abernathy, My mother baked this cookies for you..
放桌上好了 Just leave them on the desk...
有什么事么？ You need something?
有人看过《为人师表》么？ 举手（谁不举谁遗憾 囧） Anyone seen Stand and Deliver? Show hands...
。。。你们在忽悠我么？ 爱德华.詹姆斯.奥默斯 都没听过？ ...you kidding me? Edward James Olmos?
卢.戴蒙德.菲利普斯？ Lew Diamond Phillips?
好吧 你 还有你 把电视搬到前面来 Well, alright... you... and you grab the TV and roll it up front
我们要在第一节课看电影？ 很棒吧 we're watching a movie on the first day? I think its awesome.
你很潮啊！ You rock!
这饼真难吃！（呕！） These cookies suck
请进 incoming...
伊丽莎白 嘿，我是罗素 Elizabeth Hey, Russell
罗素.盖特斯 体育老师 去年春天我们好像见过 Russell Gettis, gym teacher We did busted together last spring.
嗯 你订婚的事情听说了 吹了 Yea. So, I heard about the whole engagement thing... that blows.
走的时候真想干了他的姘头 Know I walked in on him trying to fuck his dog? Peanut butter everywhere
算了 无所谓 谁她去吧! that抯 gross... anyway...
可能有些唐突 我想。。。请你吃个饭 hey, uh.. may be too soon, but you wanna like..grab a bite or something sometime
你依然是个体育老师？ 是的 you still a gym teacher? I am, yea
那么 不行 then No
我不喝同事约会 那我跳槽 I don't date coworkers. I wont tell anyone
还是不行 好吧 I also said no... Okay cool, well its been awesome
貌似有人来唤醒睡美人了 something's got a case of a sleepyss.
什么？ 你刚才看到了什么？ What? Did you see the col-saw of education?
是的 一个孩子把饭泼到另一个孩子身上 Yea, one kid ...hit the other kid with some col-saw...
你别忘了你是老师啊～ You weren抰 at the orientation the other day.. okay!
伊丽莎白 你得管管啊 Boy, Elizabeth... You missed a boat load of stuff
基于这点 我建立了一个午饭管理机制 anyways, at the orientation I suggested a new system for supervising lunch
一个非常有效的机制 it's a quadrant system
你为什么不给我一个记事本加上五个问题 然后我会找你的 I tell you what... why don't you just send me memo and if I have any questions, I'll find you.
哦。噢！是啊 Oh! Ooh! Yeah Meant to ask...
听说你第一天上课放了部电影？ Did I hear you were showing a movie this morning on the first day of school?
你那里听来的？ How do I know what you heard?
听着，我不想知道知道你是如何上课的 Listen, I don't wanna tell you how to run your class but...
有时候尝试创新也不错啊 Maybe it might be fun to try some icebreakers...
比如电话交流 玩游戏 Like telephone charades, or this string game...
我们之间是不是有什么误会？ Are we gonna have a problem, me and you?
没有啊 如果给你留下这样的印象 我很抱歉 No, eli... if I gave you that impression well... ah!... I'm so sorry
实际上 我希望我们的关系不仅仅是同事而已 because... actually I was really hoping we could be more than just across the hall mates
哦我不知道你听到了什么 但我不这样想 I don't know what you heard but I don't need muff pie(vagina)
不 如果你知道我所知道的 No, of course not I don't even know what that is... I...
我只是碰到了一个朋友 告诉你朋友 我要走了 掩护我 Just meant friends. Tell you what, friend... I've gotta get going, cover me
伊丽莎白 午餐还有七分钟 Elizabeth, lunch isn抰 for another seven... minutes...
你是要去备课么？ who抯 gonna watch your quadrant?
嗨！怎么说呢，你看起来就像个小龙虾。 Hi, there... you look like Losty MC Losterson...
我知道 能告诉我107在哪儿吗？ I know right? Can you tell me where room 107 is?
我带你去吧 没关系 I'll take you there. Oh. You don't have to do that.
拜托 没事～ Oh! Stop it, be my pleasure.
斯考特 德拉库特 伊丽莎白 海塞尔 Scott Delacorte. Elizabeth Halsey.
我新来的 欢迎～！欢迎～！ I am the new sub. Welcome welcome.
谢谢 这是积家表么？（拥有177年傲人历史的瑞士顶级钟表品牌） Thank you. - Is that Jaeger-LeCoultre?
好眼力啊 Good eye
谢谢 我喜爱男士表 是我的兴趣爱好～ thanks, I love men's watches, its kind of a hobby
有时我有自己的爱好 但。。。 you know sometimes I get self-conscious about it but...
我爷爷做的 你爷爷设计手表的？ My grandfather made it, so... Oh your grandfather designs watches?
家族企业 我妈妈叫列库特 The family business, yea my mothers maiden name is lecoultre
你和你夫人一起来的么？ 我还没结婚～ shut up! So did you and your wife just moved to town? I'm not married
其实我刚刚分手 凯瑟琳 I actually just got out of a relationship. Catherine
有一年了 我一直都用她照片当桌面 its been a year, she's still the wallpaper on my phone
她的胸好宽广啊！ she has such a big heart. Looks like enormous.
你看 这对胸做的很匀称 看不出手术痕迹 As you can see the weight is evenly distributed and there is minimal scar...
博德医生 芝加哥最好的整形美容医生 Dr. Vogel, best hands in Chicago.
我。。。可以摸一下么？ 当然 May I? Absolutely, take em' for a spin
天啊！～实在是太棒了 谢谢 God! Wow! Yea... these are amazing. Thank you.
这乳头 赞～ 是啊 And the nipples... oh... I know
我也要做一对！ I'll take two
费用是9300美元加设备费用 the total is $9300 for the surgery, plus one night stay at our facility.
您怎么付款？ How would you like to pay?
宰人啊 我是老师 不是毒贩子啊！ That抯 absurd... I'm a teacher not a drug dealer.
所有信用卡都支持 我的卡出了一点问题 We accept all major credit cards. Yeah well... my credit situation is little... complicated
真遗憾 如果你能付款的话我可以立即帮你安排手术 I'm sorry, but if you cant pay, then I can't schedule the appointment
我会回来的
我现在和一个有钱人在一起 我只是想要你一万块钱 I'm rooming with a guy I met on craigslist all I'm asking you for is 10,000 dollars
你欠我的分手费 你知道我有多窘迫么？ you owe me for breaking off the engagement you know how humiliating that was?
亲爱的 我不想吵架 但一万块真的对我很重要 Lover... lover look, I don't wanna fight... Its only $ 10,000... it would mean the world to me.
亲爱的 还在么？ Lover... are you there?!!
去死吧！ 你叫我？ Fucking troll. Did you call my name?
不 说那个唱歌的 我以为你叫我 No, I said fucking troll. Oh, I thought you said Kirk.
你有一万块么？ 没 Do you have 10 grand? Nope.
这个月手头有点紧 And also I might be a little short on rent this month, like a lot short.
来点酒不？ 好吧 This might help. Wanna get wasted? Uh... Yea...
好的 再见 Cool, see ya.
情况紧急 这里只有一个领导 就是我 我说了算 We are in a state of emergency, and my word is law There is only one boss in this place, and that's me.
The HNIC.（不知道啥意思，是不是专业术语啊，谁知道的修改下） The HNIC.
我们明天继续 Alright... We'll pick this up again tomorrow.
有事么？ Can I help you?
怎么了？ 我是斯普林非旅游队的领队 What? I am the student leader for the trip to Springfield.
不错啊 我们这个周末洗车 Shocker! We're having our car wash this weekend.
如果你在的话 我们可以帮你洗车 If you're around, maybe we could wash your car.
这活动是七年级最牛的 The Springfield trip is the best part of 7th grade...
去年的洗车募集了6000美元 last year's car wash raised 6000 dollars
带这个来学校 不是交友的好方法 bringing these magazines to school is not the way you are going to make friends, those 8th Grade boys...
八年级的学生只是在利用你 Are just using you
我现在可以走了？ 是 可以走了 so I go now? Yes, you go now.
如果再被我看到这个 家长伺候？ But if I see these again, I'm gonna call your parents.
你地明白 Do you understand?
回去吧 Go to class.
回教室吧。 Hey hey... Hey!! go to class.
校长室欢乐的一天 Another exciting day in the Principal's office.
你有空吗？ Do you have a second?
啊 我正好有点事要找你 我听说你整周给他们放电影 Uhh yeah. Oh! You know what I wanna talk to you too, did I hear that right, that you were showing movies all last week?
一些片段了 Hmm... some clips, maybe.
但你知道在很多方面我认为电影是有教育意义 But you know in a lot of ways I think that movies are the new books.
这是新的么？ 我好喜欢的说～ Is this new? I love it.
我经常说海豚-就是海洋中的人类 You know, I've always said that dolphins are the humans of the sea
我车上的尾贴也是这么说的 不会吧 I have a bumper sticker that says that. No way?
就在我车上 I'm not kidding. It's on my car.
不会吧 Come on...
等等。。。 Hold on a sec...
这个住在开曼群岛上的西蒙 His name is Simon and he lives in the Cayman Islands...
和他的弟弟住在一起 With his brother, Ajack.
多美的故事啊 你刚说什么来着？ What a great story. What did you wanna talk about?
我想参加学校的一些活动 I was thinking that I wanna get more involved.
比如。。。那个。。。。 洗车的督导员 You know... I don't know... Something like... maybe... Supervising the 7th grade car wash.
艾米已经做了两年了 对啊 她也做了这么久了 Uhh, you know Amy has been running after like... two years. Yea, but she does so much already.
这样改变一下也可以让她休息一下 It might be nice to give her a little rest.
很高兴看到你能融入詹姆士学校大家庭中啊！ It's so nice to see you becoming a real member of the JAMS family.
很荣幸能帮点忙 It just feels so good to help.
哦 老天啊 好了 开始干活吧 Holy shit! Alright, let's do this.
嘿，德拉科先生 太好了！ Hey, Mr. Delacorte, yes!
嗨 孩子们！ 嗨。。。 Hey, kids. Hey...
你最好别拿我的车兜风 Hey, You better not take it for a joyride.
你确定？ 是的，我会盯着你的！ - Are you sure? - I'm watching you.
哈尔西小姐…你太牛叉了。 谢谢，我已经干起来了 Miss Halsey... I'm impressed. Thanks, I've been working out.
有多爱的场景啊 是啊 孩子们玩的很开心 What a turn out. Oh yeah, the kids are just having a blast.
也就这样了 Well, that's what it's all about.
你不觉得我们今晚得去狂饮一番？不醉不归么！ God, you know we should go get a drink tonight I feel like getting drunk
哦 不是那个意思 少喝点嘛 I mean not "drunk" drunk, strong buzz still be able to drive.
对不起。我还没有准备好，但如果你能等的话！… I'm sorry... I can't get em'... just not ready but if you're patient...
我想我可能是值得你等待。 I think I might be worth your while.
-你值得等待 -我也这么觉得 - You're worth the wait. - I think so too
瓦利 我是艾米 斯科尔 艾米？你在这干嘛 快出去 Wally, it's Amy Squirrel. Amy? What are you do...? Get out of here!
就一会儿 This will just take a sec...
我这周六碰巧经过洗车点 Umm... I happen to be pedaling past the 7th Grade car wash this Saturday.
艾米 我们能晚点谈这个么？ 再晚我们都要完蛋了 - Kill it! Can we talk about this later? - Later we'll all die said the gator to the fly.
爱你妹！你说什么？ 快去 Fuck!! What? Just go.
虽然是发生在校外的事 但我仔细想想 Now, I don't want to speak out of school but... from where I was sitting, I think...
好像海塞尔小姐很缺钱 It seem like Miss Halsey was getting pretty chummy with the money.
你是说伊丽莎白贪污洗车钱？ Are you accusing Elizabeth of embezzling from the 7th grade car wash?
瓦利 我们对她知之甚少 你知道么 那天筹集了将近七千块 Wally... we barely know anything about her. Hey, you know what they raised almost $7000.
所以无论她做了什么 都值了 这就OK了 So whatever she did, worked. Lee Mathews dad called, he said the car wash was a raging success.
莱斯曼和劳伦的爸爸说 我们应该没周末都搞这活动 And Lauren Lisman's dad called and he said we should have car wash every weekend.
所以你与其在这指责他 不如多学学她 So instead of accusing her, you might wanna ask her for some pointers.
你想让我学她做婊子赚钱？ Well if those pointers include wearing provocative beach wear...
赚这种钱，我可干不来 ...for money, I think I'll pass.
可笑 这里是这座楼里面我唯一可以一个人待的地方 This is ridiculous, this is the one place in this building where I'm allowed to be alone with my thoughts
要是够幸运 一天才这么一次 I only had this once a day... If I'm lucky.
下次你想举报某个老师的时候 最好准备充分一点 Next time you accuse one of my teachers of stealing, you better have some evidence.
靠 见鬼 说完了 God damn it! We are done here.
好吧 祝你愉快一整天 Alrighty, have a super awesome day, you two.
靠 我还以为她待这儿不走了 Holy fuck! I thought she was never gonna leave.
怎么了？要纸吗？ What's going on with you? Need a tissue? Huh?
她真他妈的太虚伪了 是啊～～～ She is such a phony. Yeah, major phony.
但她确实挺关心学生的 But she also cares a lot too.
他笑得时候眼睛一直在放电～大爱啊～ I love how his eyes sparkle when he smiles. I wanna sit on his face.
嘿 美女们 嘿～ Hey, guys. Heyy.
林恩 你能拿点牛奶过来吗？ Lynn, will you go grab me some milk? What kind of milk do you want?
什么种类？纯奶 低糖 低脂 还是巧克力奶？ The skim, whole, 2%, chocolate?
脱脂吧 我去拿吧！ Surprise me. Okay, I'll get you skim, no 2%...
那么 你好啊 我的同事们！ So... Holla, fellow educators...
盖比还好吧？ 挺好的 Is everything okay with Gaby? She will be fine.
我告诉他 盖比要是你不快乐的话 谁也帮不了你 I told her, Gaby if you're not happy with yourself, you cant expect others to be happy with you.
一切都取决于你自己 他应该好好感谢你的 It starts with you. I'm sure she appreciated that.
对了 伊丽莎白跟我讲她隆胸的事的时候 我也说了同样的话 And it's exactly what I told Elizabeth when she told me about this upcoming fake breasts job.
不好意思 我以为你告诉大家了呢！ Sorry... sorry I thought you were telling everyone.
你。。。？ Did you?
挺好的 每个人都应做让自己高兴的事嘛 当然 脱胎除外 Well I'm pro-choice, I believe everyone should choose whatever makes them happiest..
没错 Except abortion, of course.
当然。 当然！。 Of course. Of course.
要上代数课了 真讨厌数学 祝我好运啊 Looks like algebra is calling. I hate math. Wish me luck.
我是数学破坏终结者 Hi, I'm a math terrorist with close ties to algebra
我有武器对付它 I have weapons of maths instruction.
我带你去教室 好 这儿的人都好热心 Here, I'll walk you. Man..Everyone is so nice around here.
嘿 帮我看着我的队伍 Of course, hey watch my quadrant!
惊喜来了 脱脂奶 Here you go... 1%... Surprise!
我叫伊丽莎白 海塞尔 有什么问题吗？ Hi, my name is Elizabeth Halsey. Any questions?
嗨 我是萨沙的妈妈 Hi, I'm Sashas mother.
我有点担心你在课堂上放电影有何用处 I am a little concerned at the importance you're placing on movies.
我很好奇这样下去 州考怎么办 I was just wondering whats your plans were for the state test?
听着 学校聘我正因为我在这方面做得很好 Listen, the school hired me because... i'm amazing at what I do
不但使用电影作为一种教学工具 I used movies as one of my tools
而且我也使用了各种其他多媒体技术。这也是教学的一种方式 but I also use a variety of other multimedia techniques.
我是可以循序渐进，按部就班的教育学生，但是那不是我的教学风格 Listen, I could take you day by day through my entire syllabus, but that's not just how I do things.
就像犹太人说的那样 我就是这么做的 So "if I play it" as the Jews say.
教室后面有吃的和饮料 大家自便哦 Please, help yourself to some delicious snacks and drinks in the back.
散会 你好 海塞尔小姐 Class dismissed. Excuse me, Miss Halsey.
嗨 我是摩根的父亲 Hi, I'm Morgans dad.
摩根 Morgan.
他是个好孩子 很聪敏 我希望摩根学习上能加把油 Great kid, so pre-cautious. I just wish Morgan's grades were reflected.
我了解摩根 我当然会好好教育他的 If I know Morgan, and I think I do. Ah!... Morgan will get there.
我知道付出的精力很多也很忙 Listen, I'm sure you have full paid along with a rocking hot body.
但是我希望你多多关注一下摩根 我和老婆都会很感激的 But if you could just keep an eye on Morgan? My wife and I would really appreciate it.
这点小意思请收下（你懂的） For supplies and whatever.
小意思？？ 你们是蔡司的父母吧 Supplies?? You're Chase's parents?
你知道像蔡司这样的孩子 如果收到额外照顾会受益很多 You know a student like Chase would benefit so much from some extra attention?
那你认为我们应该给她请家教？ So you think we should hire a tutor?
我一向喜欢亲自关注每一个学生 但是一个班有二十多个。。。 You know I'd be happy to do it myself, but its just so hard with a class of 20..
但25或30个实在是太多了 做老师确实不容易啊 25 or 30, whatever. To be a teacher?
光靠这点工资养活自己实在太难了 God, it is so hard on my salary to have to pay for my own supplies
而且我的未婚夫却和他妹妹有一腿 and my fiance, he cheated on me with his sister
如果我是你女儿的私人教师 我担保她全A as your personal tutor, I guarantee personally that she will get an A.
否则 可以退你钱 Or your money back.
嗯 不多说了 Say no more.
最好现金 Make it out to cash.
嗨 艾米 嗨 我给你带了点东西 Amy, hi. Hi, I got you something.
哇哦 你真客气 没啥 这是我最喜欢的书 What? You don't have to do that. It's nothing, its my favorite book.
《饮食 祈祷 恋爱》？这也是我的最爱 Eat, Pray, Love? This is my favourite book too.
你最喜欢哪个部分？ 恋爱 What's your favourite part? Love.
你要干嘛？ 这是大麻吗？ What do you want? Is that marijuana?
不 这是药品大麻 No, it's medical marijuana.
我有处方的 I have a prescription and everything.
这是我跟医生间的秘密 我不能告诉你 And I'm not gonna tell you why because, it's between me and my doctor.
哦 好吧 你好点了么？ Oh... ok... well feel better.
谢谢 Thanks.
我和我妈妈做了点节日饼干给你 My mom and I made some holiday cookies.
又是燕麦片？ 姜饼 Those oatmeal rasin again? Gingerbread.
给我 Let have it.
小心盖子 Watch the bowl.
你有带喝的么？ Do you have anything to drink?
一点建议 Listen, word to the wise.
不要穿的像个国会议员 Stop dressing like you're running for congress
我不是想竞选国会议员 我想要当总统 I don't wanna run for congress. I wanna be President.
看，就像我说的那样。如果你再这样还会遭扁 See, that's what I'm talking about. Keep saying shit like that you're gonna get punched.
你自己真的想成为总统，还是你父母想要你当总统？ You really wanna be a President or is that something your parents want?
你用不着马上做出决定 Look you don't have to decide right now.
也许有一天 你突然想做一个按摩师也说不定 Then who knows one day you wake up you decide you want to be a missus.
工资加上小费 Salary plus tips.
想想吧 Think about it.
如果我想的话 你能给我加分么？ If I think about it, Will I get extra credit?
没指望了 Hopeless.
真是个窝冬的好地方 This is indeed a winter wonderland.
我还去嗨一下吧？ 好啊 Wanna get high? Yeaaah.
给我支烟 我去车上抽 Give me a nug... I'll go smoke it in my car.
不 我的意思是我们一起去喝点酒 Wow... No, I meant Do you wanna get high with me?
他们现在不写这样的歌了 是吧？ Hey, they don't make songs like this anymore, right?
你知道，其实不是真的？？ You know that抯 not actually true Scott??
我现在就在写一首歌 叫 855 8241 7777 I'm writing a song right now called 855-8241777.
分机号 777 Extension 777.
你们玩的很开心啊？ So you guys having an awesome time?
嗯 我喜欢跳舞 我能跳一晚上 Yes, Oh my God! I love to dance, I could dance all night.
我们能找个地方说点话吗？ Hey can we go somewhere and talk?
好啊 我特想讲话 I'll totally go for a talk right now.
怎么了？ What's up? Okay... whoo
嗯 不知道怎么说 有点紧张 I do not know how to say this. I'm a kind of nervous.
事情进展的太快了 Feels it's all happening so quickly.
斯考特 你是我朋友 你可以告诉我任何事 You can tell me anything Scott, you're one of my best friends
我爱上了一个人 I'm crushing on someone
我觉得你也很不错 谢谢 是艾米 I think you're pretty great too. Thanks. It's Amy.
不要在大厅里乱跑 No running in the hall!
小孩子不懂事 Kids.
在我分手后 她帮了我很多忙 She's been amazing helping me do with my breakup.
哦 我不知道 其实TMD所有的老师都讨厌她。。。 Yeah, I don't know her that well I know all the other teachers really hate her fucking guts
在背后说人闲话 贬低别人的人 我不这样做 But I stay above all that stuff.
我能说实话吗？ 当然 Can I be honest with you? Of course.
我就事不就人 但是 It's nothing personal, but...
我不认为艾米适合你 I don't think that you're Amy's type.
真的？ 对！ Really? Yea.
好像也对 我也不知道 有点伤心 She seem so... I don't know... sympathy-co.
相信我 她只想着你的钱 Trust me She's only using you for your money.
什么？我晕 What?
我觉得我好傻。 不 斯科特。。。斯科特。 Well I feel stupid. No, Scott... Scott.
斯科特 看着我 我过去几个月要去隆胸 Look at me. I'm gonna get my breasts enlarged in a couple of months...
等我手术恢复了 And when I recover from my surgery...
我俩一起出去找乐子 互相给对方找绝佳对象 you and I are gonna go out and we are gonna find awesome people for each other.
听起来不错 That sounds nice.
你疯了吧 You're out of your mind.
没有一个人能比得上乔丹 没有人 There is no one in the LeBron who'll ever be Jordan. Nobody will ever be Jordan... okay?
勒布朗的弹跳力和传球都比乔丹好 Ok, Lebron is a better re-bounder and passer.
你能让我说完吗？可以吗？…你能让我说完吗？ Will you let me finish? Can?... Can you let me finish?
等他拿了六连冠的时候再打我电话 这就是你唯一的论点吗？ Call me when Lebron has six championships. That's the only argument?
这是我需要的唯一理由 肖恩！！ It's the only argument I need, Shawn!!
让我们烤东西吃 Let's get baked.
好主意，我们出去烤点东西吃 Goods... we're gonna go get some baked goods.
我们达成共识了？ You got this?
就吸一口 试一下 不要再强迫她了 Just try it... try it! Just... please stop pressuring her.
她都不尝试一下怎么会知道味道如何 How does she know she doesn't like it if she has never tried it before?
我觉得我们应该回去了 你快点抽 很棒的 You know, we should probably be getting back. Just fuckin do it... weed is awesome.
吸进去 吐出来就好了 Hold it in. - Just blow it out Hold it in. - Blow it out.
好吧 我来吸完这根 Okay... Lynn, I'm gonna take this.
我还是去找个热狗吧 I'm gonna go find a hot dog.
嗯 这样很好 貌似你能做的更好 Well, that's definitely impressive. Like you can do better?
你确信你要爬上去 你是体育老师 Really? You sure you wanna do this? Yea, gym teacher.
你知道我是体育老师 是的 You understand this is what I do? - Yea I got it - Like for a living.
你上肢没力啊 谁说的 You have no upper body strength. Yes, I do...
我只是手臂和胸部没有力气而已 Just not in my arms or my chest.
我反应很快 我以速度取胜 Well I have cat like reflexes accept for it.
事实上 这儿整个地盘都是我的 So, all this is mine, by the way As far as the eye can see.
真的 你对这地方做了什么呢？ Really love with what you've done with the place.
请注意，我安装了一个全新的网。 Ya if you notice the nets, that's a brand new nets I had installed.
这是原木做的 This is original wood.
这些是啦啦队的横幅 See those championship banners?
我一开始来的时候它们不在这 When I first came to the school, they weren抰 here.
它们在那边 我移了过来 They were over there, I have moved over there.
罗素 你说一个人最后成了体育老师 他的人生究竟出了什么状况 So.. Russell, what has to go wrong in someone's life for them to end up being a middle school gym teacher?
额 这不是我的原计划 小时候我想成为教授 Well ah.. granted it wasn't the original plan As a young boy I wanted to be a professor...
。。。教物理学 ...of physical education.
哈佛的 但 At Harvard, but...
我不知道为什么 我挺喜欢这儿的 I don't know... I like it here.
那你为什么当老师了呢？ What wend so wrong in your life that you ended up educating children?
我不知道 可能我上辈子是坏人 I don't know. Maybe I was a bad person in an other life.
我们应该一起喝一杯 We should like... go have a drink... sometime... together.
在寒假的某个时候 Like over winter break.
已经有计划了 我能发表下意见吗？ Naah.. got something going. Can I say something for the record?
好 关于。。。 Fine. It's about... your... ttt.
你的。。。假胸 你真的要去隆胸？ The big fake titties Are you really gonna do that?
为什么呢？你这样看起来蛮好啊 Why would you do that? Your tits are fine.
我喜欢 很自然 不信你问我的室友 I like your tits... Ask my roommate.
真的假的？ Seriously?
不会吧 Seriously?
开门啊 Come on.
不开门吗？ Seriously?
嗨 这家店为什么关门？ 圣诞节啊 Hey... Why are they closed? It's Christmas?
不管了 你有没有打火机？ Whatever... Hey you got a lighter?
嗨 海塞尔小姐 我是加内特 你的学生 她是加内特 圣诞快乐！ Miss Halsey, its me Garette from school. It's Garrett. Having a nice Christmas?
太好了 Aces...
你打算怎么过节啊？是去看望你的家人吗？ Ahh!! What are you doing rest of day you gonna see your family?
嗯，我要去拜访一些人 我们要举行个大的聚会 Ahh... Yeah I'm gonna go see some people We're having like a big..pot luck so...
海塞尔小姐 要不你和我们一起过圣诞节吧！？ Miss Halsey? Would you like to come and spend Christmas with us?
我们应该铭记 那是啥？哈哈。 That we remembered Have we ever forget.. What is that?? haaha.
真的很抱歉 我必须快点吃完去庇护所 Guys, I'm really sorry I have to eat and run I gotta head over to the shelters so..
庇护所 啊 你太善良了 Awww... The shelter, Ah, that抯 so inspiring.
呵呵 我真的很喜欢帮助那些黑鬼 Yeah, I really love helping bums.
要不你等一下吃完甜点再走 很好吃的哦 But you'd have to wait for dessert we have a real treat.
加内特 你怎么不把诗拿来念给我们听 Garrett, why don't you run and get some of your new poetry... - I don't want to hear it
太尴尬了 别害羞 God... I'm so embarrassed. Don't be shy, marbles.
这首诗叫蔡司 是我自己写的 This is called the The Chase by Garrett Tiara.
XOXO 我给你的爱就是 XOXO. XOXO, my love for you is XOXO.
我愿徒步一里为博你一笑 About her smile that I would walk a mile for.
她的纯真让我奋发图强 About her personality that makes me see the best in me.
回眸 舞蹈 都能让我们和谐相融 One glance, one dance because together we can achieve...balance.
谢谢 Thank you.
我喜欢这首诗 尽管我一直很讨厌诗歌 I loved it and I usually hate poetry.
哦 飞利浦 圣诞节上不能说“讨厌” Oh Philip, hate on Christmas? Oops... Sorry, Santa.
对不起 上帝 Sorry, Jesus.
你们过来帮我弄点甜点 这样他们两个可以好好交流 Umm... why don't you two give me a hand with dessert? And we can let these two... discuss.
见鬼 Fuck!
那个女孩是班上的？ 是的 叫蔡司 So, the poem's about that girl? Yea, Chase.
我只要谈一下我的感受 I could just talk to her and tell her how I feel
她就会明白了 I knew she'd understand.
听着 你们两是不可能的 Listen, that抯 not gonna happen, buddy
我就是那种漂亮的女生 甚至更漂亮 我才不会跟你出去 I was that hot girl, hotter... even and I would never have gone out with you.
我不是想打击你 我是想帮助你 And I'm not saying that to be mean, I'm saying that to be helpful.
你知道什么？你甚至不知道我们的名字 What do you know? You don't even know our names
我跟你说我知道的 一个连续三天穿一样运动衫的孩子 I'll tell you what I know... a kid who wears the same gymnastic sweat shirt 3 days a week...
29岁之前一直是处男 isn't getting laid until he's 29 that's what I know...
那运动衫是我爸爸的 那是他离开我的时候留给我的 Sweat shirt was my dad's. That抯 all he left me... when he left me.
不带走这件衣服 他肯定有原因的 There's a reason... he didn't pack it.
我就说说而已 Just saying.
欢迎来到全世界最棒的新年晚会 Welcome to the number one New Year's Eve Party in the entire world.
史上最大的晚会 你不和其他护士一起出去玩？ This is literally the biggest party... Aren't you going out with the other nurses?
我不是护士 I'm not a nurse.
我还以为你是护士 I thought you were a nurse.
我是一个老师 I am a teacher.
欢迎回来 Hey Welcome back.
我们今晚都要去看第五季的表演 你去吗？ Many of us are going out tonight to see Period 5 play, Do you wanna come?
第五季？ 嗯 我们学校的教师乐队 Period 5? Yeah the teacher band.
我宁愿给我头上来一枪 I already got shot on the face.
你们今晚来捧场么？我们乐队要唱几首歌 So, are you guys coming to the palace tonight? My band's gonna do few songs...
你参加了第五季？ You are in Period 5?
你在需找新的节奏吉他手和后备主唱！ You're looking at the new rhythm guitarist and backup vocalist.
应该很有趣的 好啊 林恩 你去吗？ Should be fun. Should be amazing. Lynn you wanna come?
会啊 Yes... yes.
太棒了 你应该去找个人说说话 Like you guys... You should go talk to someone, Lynn.
嗯 我在这很好 I'm fine... here.
你也要学一下放松啊 你上次爽是什么时候？ Come on Lynn, you need to loosen up and live a little. When's the last time you had a good dicking?
爽一把？ 去和那边的两个搭讪去吧 A good dicking? Go talk to those guys over there.
戴牛仔帽的？ 是啊 With the cowboy hats? Yea.
还是算了吧 你快点啊 Come on. You come on...
去和他们说说话 那我要说什么呢？ Go talk to them. What am I gonna talk about?
随便都可以 It doesn抰 matter.
按顺序来 先跟他在跟那个 再转回来和他 You go... you start with one of em' and you start talking to the other one...and then you go back to the first one
但还要抚摸另一个 你就有了掌握权 书上都写着呢 but still be touching the other one and then you just choose... Text book.
对 秘籍上写的 Yea, from the world's weirdest text book.
让我把这杯喝完 现在就去！ Lemme finish my drink. - Now Lynn!! -Second.
去啊 我还是待在这里吧 Now... Go! I like it here.
那边真的很有趣 快滚到牛仔那边去 It is really fun over here. Lynn, get your ass over to those cowboys.
幸好我穿了“阳光”内裤 Oooo... well... Glad I wore my fun underwear.
随你说我疯了也好 但这确实是今天最精彩的部分 So, call me crazy, but this might be the best Period 5 show of all time.
话说你在这里做什么？ What are you doing here, anyway?
我原以为今晚上是个狂欢晚会 I thought it was poetry slam night.
我想一醉方休 实际上这听起来很有趣 I was gonna get drunk and mock them. Sounds fun, actually
我下次去的时候告诉你 没意思 I'll let you know, next time I go. Not that fun.
你懂的 这里不适合我 Okay..just so you know... That shit does not face me at all
我是个终结者 我会死追你的 I'm like the fuckin Terminator dude. I'm just gonna keep coming after you.
明白了吧？ Just so we're clear.
祝你好运 Good luck with that.
你看。。。 Oh Shit!! Check it out.
给力 I'll be damned.
她搞定了 That shit worked!
快的一13啊 Super fast.
哇哦 感谢大家来捧场 太给力了 Wow, thank you guys for coming out What a turnout, right? Umm...
我想借此机会感谢第五乐队让我加入 还有一首原创歌曲 I just wanted to take this opportunity to thank the guys from Period 5 for letting me join the band and.
是我第一首写给别人的歌 Also I have an original song.
那么 请慢慢欣赏 It is my first cracket song writing so... be kind.
这首是给一个非常特别的人写的 And it goes out to someone very special.
@我遇到了一个女孩@ There was a girl I met sometime ago.
@爱啊 她助我成长 带我成长@ Sympathy-co She helped me heal, she helped me grow.
@爱啊 宝贝 你懂的 我知道你懂的@ Sympathy-co how do you know and you know and again you just know.
@爱啊@ Sympathy-co.
@爱啊@ Sympathy-co Exotico.
@情啊@ Erotico.
@你让我沉迷@ You're my narcotic, Ohhh...
@你问我爱你有多深 非常多！@ Ask me how much I feel I'll say... a lot-a-co...
@爱到2012世界湮灭@ We can never in the world be too much...
@海枯石烂 矢志不渝@ before I met you...
扯蛋 fuck!
居然不是我 我哪里不好了？ 我不这样认为 Is it me? I mean there's something wrong with me? I don't think so.
我的意思是你有时候跟人说话。。。 多谢提醒！ I mean, sometimes you talk to people and... Thank you.
管她呢 现在你可以专心成为模范教师 Forget him, at least now you can stop worrying about him and be the best teacher you can be..
也许你可以赢得奖金 Who knows... maybe you'll win the bonus.
什么奖金 统考啊 What bonus? For the state test.
如果哪个老师带的班得了最高分 就有奖金拿 艾米每年都赢 Which ever teacher has the highest scoring class gets a bonus. Amy wins every year.
多少 How much? $ 5700.
5700？靠 Son of a bitch... 5700. Yea... Goddamn it! Lynn.
你从没告诉我这件事 You never tell me anything. Yea...
快进来 Come on. C'mon c'mon c'mon...
我们有很多事要做 进来坐下 Let's go, We had a lot to go over. Everybody sit down, come on..
今天不看电影？ 现在打开书翻到第一页 Where is the TV? Now everybody open your "To kill a mockingbird" to page 1.
很好，现在。。。 Good, now...
谁能告诉我 为什么树下的坑被水填满后 杰米要哭？ Who can tell me why Jem cries when the hole in the tree is filled with cement?
因为他是爱哭鬼 Because he's a crybaby?
滚出去！ Get out!
我们是来学习的 不是来打趣的 We're here to learn.
其他人有意见吗？ Anybody else have a problem with that?
好 谁能回答刚才的问题？ Good Now who has the answer to my question?
没有人看过这本书？ Nobody's read this book?
这是必读书目 你从来没要我们看过 It's on the syllabus. Well... You never assign it to us.
好吧 现在要求了 Well now... I am.
明天随堂测试 神马东东？ And we have a quiz tomorrow. What?!!
考前100页 On the first 100 pages.
你不能这样做 我今晚还有音乐会 You can't do that I have band and jazz band tonight.
我们有一年没作业了 We haven't had homework all year
噢。。。你不能这样 o.
现在世道不同了 这里都听我的 Things are about to change around here.
悠哉的日子 结束了！ Recess is over.
是因为鸟代表的是自由？ Because bird symbolize freedom?
好 很好！ Good. Good okay...
还有没有人要补充吗？ Is anyone have anything to add to what that girl just said?
如果只把斯科特看作叙述的 有什么局限性？ So, what are the limitations of having Scott as the narrator?
蔡司 你说 You, Chapz.
因为他。。。 咦！！ Because he... EEEH!!
别动 我说真的 你还有你 抓住他的手 Don't flinch... seriously... You and you... hold his arms down.
下一个问题 Next question.
因为阿提克斯一直都是理性和正义的象征？ Because Atticus is always the voice of reason and justice?
对。。。说到点子上了！ Correct... here.
打我脸 Nothing in the face.
喔。。喔。。！！ 等下！ Woooh!! Wait!!
海塞尔老师 认真的么？ 喔。。！！ Miss Halsey... really? Wow!!
我从没。。。 我们在上课 I never... We're in the middle of a lesson.
看着我 Twilight, look at me.
我们在课上说过什么？ What do we talk about in class?
用力均匀 一脚向后一步支撑身体 Your weight should be evenly distributed You have to throw off the back foot.
记住不是砸她 而是要射穿她 Don't throw at her Throw through her.
砸她！砸她！ Hit her! Hit her!
给力 砸她 Nail her!
太有趣了 我非常喜欢葡萄干 但是他恨死了 This is so funny, cause I love raisins and he hates raisins.
阴阳互补嘛 Ying and Yang.
你们真是幸福 太幸福了 You guys are so cute. So cute?
幸福过头了 It's like... too cute almost.
上周我们开车去兜风 Last week when we went for a drive.
我们不知道去了哪里 而且把地图忘在了家里 We had no idea where we were going, We left the maps at home...
什么！ 不可能 我有全球定位系统 What!! No way... It was fine. I have a GPS navy system.
谢天谢地 但是我们发现了一家爱塞尔比亚餐厅 Oh, Thank God. And we discovered this new Ethiopian restaurant.
他们终于有了自己的菜肴 真是一个进步 They finally got their own cuisine Progress...
嘿 海塞尔老师 你的衬衫扣子错了 Your shirt's misbuttoned Her shirt is misbuttoned.
谢谢你告诉我 艾米 不用客气 Thank you Amy, for pointing that out. You're so welcome.
这周我太乱了 没好好休息 Gosh! Its been such a mess this week. You know, Just working myself to the bone.
是啊 你变了很多 我觉得变得很好 Yeah, its been quite a change. Well I think it's great.
我非常欣赏热衷于工作的人 很激励人 I just love people who are so passionate about what they do... it's so inspirational.
谢谢 有些老师在课上不传授什么知识 Thanks. Yea you know, some teachers just sail by doing that bare minimum thing...
而我不是这样的人 I don't know, it's just not me...
很高兴这里能看到一个教育家 It's good to know there's still some actual educators out there.
还有什么 萨沙？ 我已经把知道的都告诉你了 What else, Sasha? I think I've told you everything.
你们课上再也没看过电影？ Anyone know where Danny Morebox is? Any more movies in class?
没有了 我们真的在学习了 知道《动物庄园》这本书并不是写动物的故事吗？ No, we're actually learning. Hey do you know Animal Farm isn't even really about animals?
《动物庄园》？这不在教学范围 Animal Farm? Sasha, that's not even on the syllabus.
是的 我想你忘记了一些事情 Yeah, I know you're forgetting something.
你还想要加分吗？ 我想！ One extra credit on your diagram, want or not? I do I want it.
那好，好的，再想想 让我再想一下 Okay, okay think. Let me think.
有件事 但不要紧 什么？ Well there was... Never mind. What?
没关系的 那是药用的 Well it was okay... it was medicinal.
如果她非要说那是“药用”的话 你就应该要求她出示处方 And if she claims it's medicinal, I would demand to see a prescription.
瓦利 如果我是你 我就会这么做 That's what I would do if I were you, Wally.
除了有个学生看见她之外 还有其他证据吗？ Do you have any proof other than what one student thought she saw?
哇哦 这个学生可是明年校报主编的人选啊 Well this one student is in line to be editor of The Daily Musket next year.
她要为此撒谎 可不值得 She's got a lot to loose going public with this.
如果让学生协会知道我因为这么一点点的证据 而让一个老师做药物测试的话 If the Teacher's Union found out that I was administering a drug test to a teacher with this little proof...
他们会让我的生活变成人间地狱 They would make my life a living hell, Amy...
那么 你就让她逍遥法外？ So, you're just gonna let her walk free?
够了！ That's it!
停下 艾米 Amy, Stop that Stop it!
对不起 Sorry.
对不起 坐下 Sorry. Sit down.
艾米 看到这个美丽的玻璃海豚了吗？ Amy, Do you see this beautiful little glass dolphin figurine?
嗯。。。 看 Mmmm... Look at it.
对 看着它 Yeah. Look at it.
我看到了！ 这是伊丽莎白送给我的 Looking at it! Elizabeth gave this to me.
她是一个思维清晰的老师 她对课上的行为会有她自己合理的解释 She is a thoughtful young woman and she is teaching for all the right reasons.
瓦利 难道你没发现她用海豚来操控你吗？ Wally!!! Can't you see? She is manipulating you through the use of dolphins?
没有 但我看到了你很鸡动 这是我不想看到的 No, what I see is that you are getting worked up And what I would hate to see...
你激动过头了 is for you to get overwhelmed...
像2008年一样 like you did in 2008.
明白了 瓦利 谢谢你的提醒 Gotcha! Thanks Wally, for bringing that up.
我差点都忘了 For I'm all about that.
不要用嘴做出那个形状 Do not do that with your mouth.
正常点 Regular mouth.
“阿提斯科.芬奇是个好律师 因为他是个好男人。。。 "Atticus Finch is a good lawyer because he is a good person...
还是一个好律师。” who's a lawyer."
傻叉观点 拼写也错误 Stupid point, misspelled.
愚蠢 "Stupider"
这是人说的话吗？ Is this English?
你他妈的是在跟我开玩笑吗？ Are you fucking kidding me?
太悲哀了 这就是为什么日本在取代我们？ Pathetic. This is why the Japs are overtaking us.
相信我 指的不是你 And believe me I don't mean you.
但是我们真的学的很刻苦 But, we're working really hard.
还不够 我要的是结果！ You're not working hard enough. I need results.
下课 Class dismissed.
官方实践检验手册 OFFICIAL PRACTICE TEST MANUAL
我需要这个测试 I need that test!
下午好 这里是伊勒诺斯州学生测试中心 能帮你吗？ Good afternoon, Illinois standard student test How may I direct your call?
我是马佳里.古德曼 代表芝加哥论坛报打来的 Hi, my name is Marjarie Goodman and I'm calling from the Chicago Tribune.
我能和你谈一下 关于你们的标准测试中的种族主义的指控呢？ Who could I speak to regarding the allegations of racial bias on your standardized tests?
请等一下 Please hold..
马佳里？ Marjarie?
你一定是卡尔吧 You must be Carl?
谢谢你这么快就愿意见我 当然 Thank you for meeting me on such short notice. Of course. Sure..
你一切都好吗？路上顺利吗？ 是的 很顺利 Did you find the boys okay? Was it a good drive? - Great drive.
我知道你很忙 所以我们直接进入正题 Listen Carl, I know that you are a very busy man So, I'm just gonna get right down to it
我曾经和很多黑人交谈过 I've been speaking to various... ah... black... citizens... who
他们说你的测试偏袒于白人和亚洲人 ...alleged that your test are biased towards white people and orientals.
首先我要申明一点 第一：亚洲人总是特别会考试 Okay... lemme tell you something right away A: Orientals tests better...
第二：我们每隔几年都会收到各地的投诉 B: Every couple of years we get these cockamamie charges coming in from various parts of the state.
你应该听听他们是怎么称呼我的 Lemme dat daa... Usually here, the things that they call me.
种族主义者 同性恋者 歧视者 或其他的 Racist, faggotron, faggy Hitler, dick breath... Okay...?
但我并不是一个种族主义者 我大选时投了奥巴马 你应该在文章中写出来 But I am not racist. I voted for Obama, you can quote me on that in your article.
你知道什么会有用吗 卡尔 You know what I think would help... Carl...?
我想要看一下今年的测试内容 For me to see one of this year's tests.
当然可以！ 我可以给你一份简单的 没问题 Oh! Sure, I can get you one easy No problem.
太好了 Great... great!
嗯。。。等学校认可后 我马上给你一份 Umm... The day after the schools administers them, I will shoot one right over to you.
我想要更早的看到 我有发表的截止日期 I was hoping to see it sooner. I'm on a bit of a deadline.
哦 不可以 这是机密 除非你有这个 No, no... that is absolutely classified Unless, unless you have one of these bad boys, right here.
今晚的公事谈的差不多了 对不？ Wow! You know Carl... Enough business for one night, don't you think?
当然 我想在我走之前再来一杯 Oh... oh tell me bout that... I think I'm gonna have another drink before I hit the road.
那就像是自由 像是微风拂过你的秀发 ...It's like the freedom and the wind in your hair obviously the image... you don't wanna...
但是再想一下 挺可怕的 But then there were others like... just... Like hopeless or scary... so I... count me out.
你看起来如此不同 But you seem like such a wild man Carl...
什么能让你感兴趣？ What turns you on Carl?
一切 你知道什么能让我感兴趣吗？ Eh..Everything. You wanna know what turns me on?
在办公室做爱 Sex in an office.
木桌子上滚床单 Getting fucked really hard against a wooden desk.
我办公桌是金属的 更棒 Mine's metal. Even better.
瞧。。。 And voila. So...
这就是我的办公桌了 This is the desk.
你有什么喝的么？ Do you have anything to drink?
当然 我有 Uh Uhh!! Yes I do!
瞧 Voila.
办公室里放一瓶白葡萄酒 坏小子！ White wine in the office? Bad Boy...
有没有音乐之类啊 卡尔？ 网上可以吗？ Do you have any music Carl? I have the Internet radio.
我很喜欢！ I love Internet radio.
你找对人了 You. Ve... come to... the right place.
因为我有专门的设备 Cause I have that.
看一下 我可能不习惯这台电脑 See, I am not a wiz' at this computer here.
它还相当新 准确的说每周一三五才工作 Umm... it's relatively new and Grace who is ah... Work with me on Mondays and Wednesdays and Thursday and...
我和对面的格雷格公用这电脑 I share her with Greg across the way Greg across is actually the guy who got me into spinning.
哦，我们去那边。 Oh, there we go.
我们要土司么？ Shall we toast?
敬新朋友和新爱人 To new friends And new lovers
我想脱鞋子 可以吗？ 随便 我想去一下洗手间 I'm gonna take off my shoes, is that okay? Whatever man. I'm gonna go hit the ladies room.
残疾人专用的更近一些 用那个 Okay... There's a handicapped one... which is way closer use the handicapped one, its way closer
你能帮我脱鞋子吗？ I took off my shoes? Oh Carl...
我想在桌子上跟你滚床单 I wanna fuck you baa-side desk
我想在桌子上跟你滚床单 I wanna fuck you against the desk
卡尔 我需要你他妈的立即昏过去 Carl..I'm gonna need you to pass the fuck out.
我会 我会让你的阴道 感觉非常震撼 Marji... I am going to rock your vagina.
真是好酒 Ohh... The wine is good.
答案（你好 咪咪） Hello titties...
一个月后 ONE MONTH LATER
如果有人知道“假发失踪”的消息 If anyone has any information regarding the missing Anne wig...
请立即通知我 please... let me know ASAP.
拜托各位 假发失踪了 Come on, guys. There's a wig missing.
因为如果这个假发不能找到的话 Because if that wig isn抰 found
明天太阳也升不起了 你们看好了 you can bet your bottom dollar the sun will not come out tomorrow.
瓦利 你继续吧 Back to you, Wally.
谢谢 艾米 我知道大家都想回家 我很快就结束 Ahh... Okay thank you, Amy. I'm sure everybody wants to get home so I'm gonna be quick.
四分 七年前 Four scores, seven years ago.
真可恶 That's a... Goddamn it! Sandy...
真是有趣啊 Sandy's so funny.
我有州考测试的结果了 Huh... I have here I have here the results of the state exam.
我很荣幸的宣布 约翰.亚当小学 也就是我们学校 And I'm happy to announce that the... John Adams Middle School, that's us...
高于州平均分5% Scored in the top 5% of the whole state.
大伙们 干得好 Nice... Good job, guys...
我还要感谢我们中的一个 And I wanna single out I wanna single out one of our own.
工作努力有奉献精神 Who show that with hard work and dedication...
一个老师足以改变一切 One teacher can make a difference.
同时这个老师也将会是5700美元的获得者 And this teacher is now $ 5700 richer.
这个老师得到了全区最高分 是全区 With the highest scores in cook-county That's the whole county
希望大家给予热烈掌声 I want everyone to give a big round of applause.
伊丽莎白.海塞尔 To Elizabeth Halsey.
干得好 谢谢 Well done. Thank you.
恭喜啊 海塞尔老师 Congratulations, Miss. Halsey.
谢谢 Thanks dude.
你真是个聪明的教师啊 不要小看我 我可是才色双全的美女。 Well if it isn't Professor Smarty pants? Don't mess with me, I'm a lot stronger than I look.
嘿 伊丽莎白我真为你感到骄傲 Elizabeth, I am so proud of you.
如果有人在年初的时候告诉我 你！会拿到奖金。。。 I mean if someone told me at the beginning of the year that you... 'you'... will get the bonus...
我一定会答复那人 “不可能 当然不可能” Won't have had to say to whom ever it was "No way"... "Absolutely not" and...
现在 却真的发生了 Now, here we are...
我们应该庆祝一下 你请客 We should go out and celebrate. Your treat?
不幸的是 伊丽莎白 斯科特和我要带孩子们到林菲尔德旅游 Yea, unfortunately Elizabeth, Scott and I have to go over the itinerary for the Springfield trip.
我们是情侣 所以我们要一起去 We're the chaperones we're going together.
我们的约会 十分的浪漫 We're dating... so... It'll also be romantic.
玩的开心 你最近没有约会吗？ Have fun. Yea, You're not seeing anyone now, right?
快好了 Almost... done...
就这么多 剩下的钱刷信用卡 Okay... so that's endorsed And put the rest on these.
分开刷 好的 Just put it. Alrighty.
好了 Okay.
斯科尔说 阅读是有趣的 "Ms. Squirrel says reading is fun"
学习是快乐的 "Learning is Fun-tastic"
谁做的？ Who did this?
是不是有谁想要子明星板上多一张奖励啊 Aww... Come on. Anyone wants extra sticker on their wall star board?
谁带你来这里的？苹果先生 What brings you here? Mr. Apple.
那是什么 苹果先生？ What was that, Mr. Apple?
你想要我咬一口？ You want me to take a bite?
当然可以 Alrighty roo...
伊丽莎白今天谢谢你的帮助 你真的帮了我们一个大忙 Elizabeth, I just want to thank you again for stepping in today, you really saved us here.
这没什么 艾米没事吧？ No problem. Is Amy gonna be okay?
没事 告诉她我很惦记她 Yea, Amy's gonna be fine. Well, let her know she's in my prayers.
有人在叫我名字 Someone's calling my name.
我要挑战你 我不怕 I dare you. I'm not afraid of your dare, Fabrigo.
这样做很危险 你知道吗？ That's really dangerous, Russell
到了旅馆我再打给你 By 艾米 I'll call you from the hotel. Bye, Amy.
对 她坐在我旁边 不用 Yea, she's sitting right next to me. No.
再次感谢你打电话 Thanks for calling again
艾米向你问好 她总是会打电话问候 Amy says "hi" Well she sure calls a lot.
要做整形手术了 你激动吗？ So, are you excited about your surgery?
我从没这么兴奋过！ I've never been more excited about anything.
这对孩子们来说是个振奋的消息 It's a pretty inspiring message to the kids.
我们必须时刻保持改造自己 We should never stop working on ourselves.
就像当你面对小胸和我面对名族口味餐点时 Like you, with your little boobs or me experimenting with ethnic food.
我从没掉过钥匙 Gosh!! I never loose my keys.
真是个傻瓜 Such a dingaling.
你的脸怎么了？ 你的脸怎么了！！ What's wrong with your face? What is wrong with your face?
我只是想找点话题而已 Hey... I'm Just trying to make conversation.
好了 谢谢啊 We're all done. Super, thanks a bunchames
我就知道 I knew it.
这肯定是马乔里 可是她之前的头发很怪 他现实生活中更加漂亮 Well that is definitely Marjarie, only with kind of weird hair here In real life she's actually very pretty.
她有什么麻烦吗？ 马乔里？我觉得你才是有麻烦的人！ She in some kind of trouble? Marjarie? I think you're the one who might be in some kind of trouble.
你是不是给过她州测试题？ Did you or did you not give her a copy of the state test?
没有 当然没有 No, no... no absolutely not, no I...
我给了她一些资料帮助她完成文章 I did give her some quotes for her article.
什么文章 他在论坛报上的文章 她是一名记者？ What article? Her article for the Tribune. She's a reporter there, right?
干扰测试 太糟糕了 Test tampering? At JAMS?
这次我有证人 同时就如我之前说的 她偷了那顶假发 This time I have a witness and like I said Wally, she stole the Anne wig.
我们现在对付的是一个罪犯 We're dealing with a criminal mastermind.
很抱歉给你带来坏消息 瓦利 Sorry to be the bearer of bad news Wall...
你知道我们是多么的爱她 You know... how much we all love her.
我需要通知检察员 Okay, well... You know I have to call the superintendor.
我们需要对整个班的成绩进行调查 We're gonna have to cross check her entire class's scores.
真他妈什么鸟事 This is a real shit sandwich!
瓦利 你知道什么最让我害怕吗？ Course, you know what scares me the most, Wall?
我们现在只知道这些 This is just what we know, right?
谁晓得她会做出其他什么？ Who knows what else she's capable of?
真糟糕 So awful.
要水果卷吗？ Fruit Roll-Up?
当林肯总统废除奴隶制时。。。 You know, when President Lincoln abolish slavery...
当时并不是按照民意 It was not a popular opinion.
我太痛恨奴隶制了~ - Hmmm. - I just hate slavery so so much.
奴隶制太可怕了 Slavery's the worst.
如果我能回到那个时候 而奴隶制也能被废除的话 If I could go back in time and undo slavery? I would.
我会毫不犹豫的去做 I hate it.
我也很憎恨奴隶制 I hate it.
很抱歉打断你们 我刚听到了你们的对话 Hey, I'm sorry to interrupt you guys, but... I couldn't help it over hear your conversations.
你知道我讨厌什么？ Can I tell you guys what I hate?
鲨鱼！！ 鲨鱼会让一个家庭分崩离析 Sharks. Well sharks can tear families apart.
它们很雄伟 它们是美丽的生物 But they're also so majestic. They are beautiful creatures.
但它们很残忍 十分残忍 But they're also so ferocious. So ferocious.
我想是自然中最残忍的生物之一 One of nature's cruel joke I guess...
谢谢你 伊丽莎白谢谢你的聆听 Thank you, Elizabeth, for listening.
斯科特 你知道吗 你可以和我谈任何事情 Scott, I want you to know You can talk to me about anything.
你的牛仔裤和我摩擦的感觉太爽了 Your jeans feels so good against my jeans.
当然 你身材真棒 Totally. Hey, your body feels so good.
我想喝些水 Oh, I need some water.
我要把你玩枯！ 他妈的干死我吧！ Oh I'm drying' the shit out of you. Oh Dry Fuck the fuck outta me, Scott.
不要说话 Just stop talking.
我快了 不要动 I'm close. Don't move.
到了 快了 Here I go... Almost.
稍等 Wait for it.
近了 准备好了吗？ 好了 Really close.. Ready? Mmmm... Yea.
别说话 Just stop talking.
差不多到了 Almost there.
太爽了 很奇妙 That was great. More like amazing.
我要走了 我可不想让孩子们看见从你房里出来 Well, I'm gonna get going I don't want the kids to see me leaving your room - Yea.
你真好 You're so symphaty-co.
也许下次，我们可以尝试脱了衣服再来 Maybe next time we can dry hump without our clothes on.
我肯定我会喜欢那样 I'm pretty sure I'd like that.
即使是你的额头也是如此性感 Even your forehead is sexy.
睡吧 Oh, time for bed.
好的 明天见 All right then. See you in the maniano
伊利莎白，别让臭虫咬到你啊 Elizabeth, don't let the bed bugs bite
我找他有点事 明天的事情 I was just going over some stuff for tomorrow.
耶，COOL... Yeah, cool...
我说真的 I'm serious. Okay.
干杯 Cheers.
他们忘了补我的酒柜了 你的呢？ They forgot to re-stuffed my minibar. How's yours lookin'?
我太累了 我要去睡觉了 You know, I'm super tired I'm just getin' in the sack
明天见 晚安 I'll see you tomorrow then. Good night.
17下 And 17.
哦 好了 雪莱。。。 有人发了条语音短信 Oh, hold on. Shelly... Ooo Shelly, someone's got a message.
我要把你玩枯！ 他妈的干死我吧！ Ah! Dry humpin' the shit out of you. Yeah, Dry Fuck the fuck outta me, Scott.
我不是一直都是总统 哦！！不是！ I wasn't always president. Oh!! no!
当我住在新塞勒姆的时候有很多工作 I had many jobs when I lived here in New Salem.
我最喜欢的工作就是“劈木头” My fave... My favorite job was, 'Splitting rails'.
着就是为什么他们叫我“劈木人”的原因 Which is why they call me 'rail splitter'.
还有人知道我其他绰号吗？ Anybody know... anybody know any of my other nick names??
“诚实的亚伯” 答对啦 "Honest Abe". Yes, obviously. Honest Abe.
这是最出名的一个 That was the big one Honest Abe.
他们经常那么叫我 因为我一直有什么说什么 They always called me that because I said what was on my mind.
即使这让我不受欢迎 Even if it made me unpopular.
记住 伟大的人一定会有勇气讲述心理的想法 Remember, a great man always has the courage to say what is in his heart.
你说 Yea?
我喜欢蔡司.鲁宾罗西 很好 I love Chase Rubin Rossy. Great.
谁想知道 玛丽.托德『林肯之妻』怎么做黄油的？ Who would like to see Mary Tod churn butter? Churn butter?
我爱你 蔡司 我想大声呼喊告诉你 I love you, Chase. I wanna yell it from the mountain tops.
虽然你到五年级之后就不和我说话了 我不介意的 And even though you pretty much stop talking to me in fifth grade... I don't care
蔡司 我还记得 那时我爸爸因为过度肥胖 I remember the Chase that wrote me a card.
导致心脏病发作住院时 你写了张卡片给我 When my dad was overweight and had to go to the hospital because of his heart.
一年后 他离开母亲和那个教练在一起 And a year later, when he left my mom and moved in with his trainer...
你写了另一张卡片给我 You wrote me another card.
我们之间究竟怎么了？ What happened to us?
记得吗 二年级我们举办过夜派对的时候你尿床了 Remember, in the second grade when we had a sleep over and you wet the bed?
还让我保证不要告诉别人？ And you were so embarrassed, and you made me promise never to tell anyone?
嗯 我从没说过 以后也不会说
Well, I never have and I never will.
我的心灵就这样苏醒了 So there it is My heart honestly.
别让我走 不 别这样 Don't let me leave. Oh! Please don't.
相信我 Always believe.
恶心 Gross...
失败的家伙 Buuhhr! Loser.
好了 各位 安静一下 Guys, c'mon settle down.
让我们看看 玛丽.托德没黄油怎么办的 Okay... Let's see how Mary Tod's doing with that butter.
好了够了 我们知道了 你哭吧哭吧不是罪 Okay... That's enough. We get it, you're crying.
她嘲笑我还说我恶心 She just laughed at me and called me 'gross'.
我知道 你听到你的演说了吗？ 来 我们一起回去 Yeah! Did you hear your speech? Come on lets go back. No.
不要 我不回去 来啊 No, I'm not going back. Come on.
让我一个人静一下 Just leave me alone.
回来 Get your ass back here.
咱们不跑了吗？ We done running?
有事吗？ 不 没事 我是他的老师 Ah? Everything okay in here? It's okay, I'm his teacher.
哦 那随便了 Oh Okay Take your time.
她永远不会喜欢我的 是吗？ She's never gonna like me, is she?
我们还在讨论这事啊？ 对我来说她是我的全部 Are we still on this? She's my everything.
我不能骗你了 Here is the deal man... I cannot keep sugar coating this for you.
这女孩永远不会对你感兴趣的 This girl is never gonna be interested in you.
永远不会 虽然你诗情画意，很有才华 Never. You clearly have a... rich interior life with the poems and the whatever but...
她喜欢的是像伊恩那样的人 伊恩.梅特尔？说唱歌手？ She wants a guy like Ian.. What's his face? Ian Mentelbaum? The rapper?
他是个傻瓜 没错 他是傻瓜 He's an idiot. Yea, he's a fuckin' moron.
但她不在乎这个 But she doesn't care.
她很肤浅 眼光还他妈的有问题 She's superficial and her priorities are all fucked up.
她喜欢他因为他受欢迎和性感 你的话。。。 She likes him because he's hot and popular dude. You...
太性感 没错 谢谢 are sensitive. Yes, thank you.
这不是恭维 It's not a compliment.
你前面的路不好走 You have some rough road ahead of you.
七年级你混得不太好 八年级可能会好点 Seventh grade is not your moment. Yeah, eighth grade will be better.
可能不会 我认为大学 Probably not. I think in college.
那才是你的机会 准备好啊 That's your window be ready.
要是我回去 每个人都会笑我 ...If I go back out there everyone's gonna laugh at me.
也许这会对你有帮助 你在做什么 Maybe this will help. What are you doing?
送你一个礼物 I'm giving you a gift. Oh wow..
我们形象将会大变 We are gonna change the new cycle.
相信我 Trust me on this.
我原以为没那么轻的 I thought it would be heavier.
别好奇了 拿下来 以后别干这蠢事了 Don't be weird, and take this off never fucking wear it again, what are u, crazy?
加内特还好吗？ 不 不好 Everything okay with Garrett? No, it's not
我发现他和另外一个学校八年级的勾搭上了 她在帮他打小飞机呢 I found him hooking up with an eighth-grader from another school. She was jerking him off.
我们回去时我要他留堂 好主意 Yea, I'm gonna give him detention when we get back. That's probably a good idea.
加内特.波特曼 那个人估计是男校的吧 Garrett Portman, I was a kid from an old boys school.
没错 他还穿这个 什么 Yea, and he was wearing this. What?
好可怕 是真的。。。 Awesome. It's real...
你做的很牛 你说什么 It's a nice thing you did. I don't know what you're talking about?
真的吗？因为我不得不注意到你没戴罩罩 Really? Cause I couldn't help but notice that you're not wearing a bra.
那些孩子在那边正玩着呢 And those... Those kids are there playing with it.
很多人不戴胸罩 当然 不包括老师 Much people don't wear bras. Definitely. Much teachers.
你非要问的话 我帮了一个陷入困境的学生 Well if you must know, I was helping a student through a tough time
我也度过了一段痛苦的时光 I'm going through such a tough time.
能把你内裤给我吗？ 我没穿 Can I have your panties? I'm not wearing any..
艾米 你在这干嘛？ 斯科特 待会儿说 Amy, what are you doing here? Scott, talk to the hand.
艾米 我知道。。。 Amy? I know...
所 有 事 Ev-ery-thing.
卡尔.哈拉比 州考 Carl Halabi. The state test.
无视学校课程 The blasting disregard for the school syllabus.
还有别忘了 你和我男友睡了 And lets not forget.. The sleeping with my boyfriend
斯科特 昨晚你无意间拨了我的电话 Scott, your phone accidentally called me last night
我真不敢相信她这么轻易就利用你 I can't believe you let her take advantage of you like that.
你太好骗了 你就这样 我不知道发生了什么事 You are too trusting. I am. I didn't know what was happening
我希望你没有用那个奖金干了什么 你必须交出来 I hope you haven't spent that bonus check on anything because you're about to give it back.
然后你就要蹲监狱了 And then some... jail time... Jail time!
你想过没有 也许。。。 省省吧 你明天跟校长解释吧 Did you ever think that maybe... Save it doll face you can explain it all tomorrow to the principal.
还有检查员 And the superintendent.
明天你就见到校长和检查员了 在会议上 When you got your meeting with the principal and the superintendent tomorrow... at the meeting...
我要你去这家伙的办公室 然后恐吓他 I need you to go to this guy's office and scare the shit out of him.
重复一遍我说的 Tell me my mission again.
把信封给他 我需要几块钱的邮费 Hand him the envelope. I'm gonna need a couple bucks for gas.
还有几块钱吃的 And a couple bucks for snacks.
天啊 先生？ Oh my God! Sir?
还好吗？ 膝盖伤了 Oh my God, are you okay? I got fucked up my knee.
放松..放松 Easy Easy does it, easy...
要叫救护车吗？ 没必要 You need an ambulance? Ambulance is not necessary.
我可以走 那会是最糟糕的事了 I walking on. Walking on is number 1 worst thing you should probably do.
别碰偶的车镜 Please don't touch my mirror.
先生？什么是销售？？他妈的谁会这样做呢？ 我是马乔里的朋友。 Please sir? What the ff?? What the fuck, who does that? I'm a friend of Marjorie's.
哦！马乔里的朋友？ 去你的 Oh! Friend of Marjorie? Well get then... Fuck you man.
你喜欢这样？ 别踢了...别踢了 Huh fuck you... fuck... You like that? Stop kicking it... You stop fucking kicking it.
去你妈的滑板车！ 去你妈的马乔里！ Fuck your scooter and fuck Marjorie.
她给我下药 偷了我的东西 还干了别的事 She drugged me and she stole from me... then she's going down.
让我想想 Let me think.
拿着 打开它 Take it. And open up... open up.
拍的不错 你可以保存 Ya, not bad... for a camera phone Huh?? You can keep those too -Fuck!
我从来没听过 听到我说的了吗？ And I was never here. You hear me? -Fuck.
他妈的别再碰我的车 Don't... Stop fucking with my car.
他们在等你 They're ready for you.
学习很奇妙 你刚刚说了什么？ Learning is fun-tastic. - What did you say to me?
你的桌子？ Desk?
哦 我都忘了它贴在那里了 有时我也会犯傻 Yea, I forgot that was there. Such a dick sometimes.
伊利莎白，这个是相当相当糟糕啊 绝对糟糕啊 This is very very bad, Elizabeth. Incredibly very bad, Elizabeth
艾米 你别说了 ...and observe it Amy, you said you wouldn't speak.
把他带过来 Bring him in.
哈拉比先生 谢谢你抽空过来 不客气 Mr. Halabi, thank you for your time. Most welcome.
首先要声明我这星期早些时候说的话不是真的 I guess I should begin by saying that my statement from earlier in the week was not true.
确切指哪方面？ What part of it, exactly?
所有 基本上 All of it.. Pretty much
我从来没见过这个女人 I've never seen this woman before in my life.
瞎说 你之前还肯定的 Baloney. You seem... very certain a couple of days ago?
是的 因为。。。 I did, because... umm...
我有时会嗑药 I'm a casual drug user.
这是我的爱好 都知道 That's my thing, and everybody knows it. so..
使我变得神志不清 That explains me, making absolutely no sense.
谢谢 Thank you.
你知道 要是你撒谎 你会被开除的 You realise it... if we found out you're lying, You're gonna lose your job.
还要坐牢 Plus jail time.
我知道 我只是不想伤害一个无辜的老师 Yes I understand. I just don't want to see an innocent teacher get hurt.
谢谢你 我不想看到任何人受伤 Thank you, sir. I don't want to see anybody get hurt.
什么情况？ 我想该说的都说了 What the hell was that? So, there you go. I guess that explains everything.
复考！复考！复考！ Retest!! Retest! Retest!
闭嘴 斯科尔 我不想再重复08年的事 Damn it! Squirrel... I am not going to have a repeat of 2008!
坐下 Sit your ass down!
重新考试吗 A retest on? C'mon.
拜托 难道我们真心希望年轻人被告知他们努力投入学习 Do we really wanna tell our young people...
拿全区最高分 却被人用怀疑的眼光来授奖？ that if they study, sacrifice...
and achieve the highest scores in the state...
that they're rewarded with suspicion?
我不会 I don't!
这是完全有问题的指控 I find these kind of accusations troubling.
而且很轻率 And quite frankly, reckless.
我为了这个学校工作辛苦的一逼 I worked my ass off for this school.
我知道我不完美 让我看看什么是完美教师 And I know I am not perfect. But show me the perfect teacher.
找不到的啊 You can't.
这个学校里 甚至还有老师在嗑药 There are even teachers in this very school who use drugs.
是的 他们真的在嗑药 没错 They do, they do use drugs. - They do -They do -They do
你还记得我告诉过你 这里有的老师 在滥用药物的？ Wally, do you remember how I told you, there are teachers here who use and abuse drugs?
天啊 搞什么 我怎么现在才知道？ God damn it! And I'm hearing about this now?
那孩子在哪？ Where is it Axle? Where's it boy?
这是我的班 叫错地方了 No, no, no that's my class. Axle's barking at the wrong tree there.
请别碰这狗 你的狗搞错了 Ma'am! Please don't touch the dog. Your dog is mistaken.
发现什么了 你在这什么都发现不了 We've got desk.. He's not gonna find anything in here.
没错 我都说过了 Clean! Haa! I told you.
可能有暗箱 Maybe there's a false bottom.
这不是我的 这不是我的讲台 是她的 That is not mine. This... ss thiszzz... This isn抰 even my desk, it's hers!
别担心 你需要什么我都会帮你的 Don't worry Amy... We'll get you the help you need.
混蛋 You monster!!
别激动 艾米 这他妈怎么回事？ Wow wooo woo wow Amy... Calm down, Amy. Fucking damn it! What the fuck!?
我偷了她的讲台 你可以去给我尿检 I stole her desk. You can check my urine.
验我尿 Check it Check my urine.
对我们学校来说 这是很棒的一年 Well its been another great year here at JAMS.
夏天快到了 意味着别离了 不只是学生 With summer round the corner, it's time to say goodbye not only to another school year...
同时我们还有。。。 But also to one of our own.
艾米.斯科尔 六年过去了 要离开这个县了 Amy Squirrel, after six short years, Amy is transferring out of the district.
说说吧 Speech, speech. Well...
非常感谢赞美之词 瓦利 谢谢大家 Aaah! Wally thank you for those kind words, and thank you all.
做出这个离开决定 很困难 My decision that I made myself to leave was super difficult.
但当检验员问我 是否愿意在这个州最差的学校之一任教时 But when the superintendent personally ask you to work at one of the worst school in the state?
你说“好的” Well... you say 'YES'.
我想把我的“开心能源” Boy, I am looking forward to bringing my brand of genie energy...
带给那些不幸在马尔科姆高中读书的人 ...to those under privilege students at Malcolm X high school.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在艾米走了 我们也许可以重新开始 Hey, Elizabeth..Listen, since Amy's transferring, maybe the two of us can start over.
斯科特.德拉库特 你是？走了 Oh, hey there..Scott Delacorte. And you are? Leaving.
伊利莎白？ 这儿 - Elizabeth? - Here.
给我年鉴签名吧 帮我拿一下球袋 - Sign my yearbook. - Hold my ball sack
我会写下我的电话 如果你需要支援 I'll write my number down just in case you need a lift...
在你手术后。。。 ...after the surgery.
多一双手能保证你新胸部好好安家 For second, an extra set of hands to make sure the implants are settling properly.
谢谢 Thanks.
你明年不教了吧？ Hey, aah!..You're not gonna teach again next year, are you?
我不知道 我只会做这个 I don't know... It's the only thing I'm good at
考虑干点其他的吧 什么都行 I'm just saying maybe... to consider doing something else... like anything else.
比如一份完全不同的工作 Like any other job... in the entire world.
你知道 我们俩没结果的 You know? The two of us... It's never gonna happen.
明白了 我们怎么能行呢？ - Clearly? - How would that even work?
你现在住哪儿？ 还和一个室友住在简易棚里？ Where do you even live? In some weird apartment with some creepy roommate?
那个家伙搬出去了 现在跟我狗住一起 No, my creepy roommate moved out. So now its just... just me... and the dogs.
你养了几只？ 四只 How many dogs do you have? Four.
四只？ 四只杜宾犬 Four dogs? Four Dobermans.
家里有钱给你吗？ 当然 Any family money? Yea, you bet?
三位数 将近700美元 We're talking like three figures.. Almost 700 bucks.
嗯 如果我们两个一起 我要做个慎重的决定 So, basically, if I was gonna go out with you, I would be making the conscious choice...
是否跟一个养了四条狗的老师在一起 ...to be dating a Gym Teacher who lives in a shack with four dogs?
我倾向于这么想 两人 有漂亮的身躯 I prefer to think of it as two people with amazing bodies...
分享各自身体 sharing those bodies with each other.
视身体为礼物送给对方 Giving each other the gift of these bodies.
这些其实都不重要 我刚开始了一段新感情 Anyway, actually none of these really matters Umm... I sort of... started seeing somebody.
恭喜 我没发现啊 Really that's... Congratulations I didn't... I didn't realise that so...
我感觉很笨 我耍你的 - Those stupid... so... - I'm just fucking with you.
因为我活该吗 当然 Guess I deserve that one..? Yea, you must certainly did
是时候你应该发现 这个世界。。。 I think it's about time you realize, that the whole world's just...
再见 体育老师 See you around Gym teacher.
让我们在做一次 Hey... Let's do that again.
三个月后 THREE MONTHS LATER.
嗨 伊丽莎白 嗨 林恩 暑假愉快吗？ Hey, Elizabeth. Hey Lynn, how was your summer?
很棒 我几乎每个周末都去动物园 Oh it was great. I went to the zoo almost every weekend.
听起来很好啊 Wow!! Sounds great.
你没去丰胸？ Oh!... You didn't get your... Your titties...?
我想了一下 我真的需要吗？ Yea... I thought about it, you know Cause I don't even need them.
太贵了 对一个胸部来说 是啊 你还得做两个 Plus they're really expensive, you know..per tit. Yea, and you got to get two of them.
我遇到了一个家伙。 哦！告诉我一切。 And I met a guy. Oh! Tell me everything.
你找到你的白马王子了？ Did you find your Prince Charming?
差不多 Something like that.
待会儿一起吃吃中饭？ 好的 我请 Hey, you wanna grab lunch later? Oh! Oh sure, yea, my treat.
你上次请过了 是吧？ Oh! You got it last time. We'll split it. -Oh! Okay yeah.
你 穿红袍的 第一个 走吧 Hey, you in the cape You're up first. Let's go
伊丽莎白.海塞尔 教导主任