再见 伙计们 Bye, guys.
三年了 It's three years.
在一起三年了 Three years together.
小伙子们 The lads.
我和你? Me and you?
我们会再见面的 真的吗? We'll see each other again. Really?
他们不会... They're not going, are they?
抱抱! Group hug!
再见 女士们! 回头见 See you, ladies! See you later.
抱抱 Group hug.
哦 哇 哇 哇! Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Tilly? - Tilly ?
- Callum! - Callum !
Tilly 是时候回家了 Tilly, come on.It's time to go home.
来吧 Callum ! Come on. Callum!
我们没有真正见过面 You know, we've never actually met.
事实上 我们见面好几次了 Actually, we have. Several times.
有吗? Have we?
你闯到我的生日聚会 把我叫成 Julie You gatecrashed my birthday party, called me Julie,
还把红葡萄酒洒到我的头上 and spilled red wine down my top.
哎哟 Ouch.
好吧 我对此深感抱歉 Well, I'm sorry about that.
不 你一点都没有 No, not at all.
你是最开心的那个 You were delightful.
是吗? Was I?
不 不 你没有 No. No, you weren't.
如果你不是 Julie 那... Look, if you're not Julie, then...
-我是 Emma -Emma -I'm Emma. -Emma.
Emma Morley Emma Morley.
好吧 我送你回家 Listen, I'll walk you home.
这就是我 So this is me.
欢迎回家 Shh!Welcome home.
所以辩论是好的 但任何人都可以谈... So debate is fine,but anyone can talk...
只是有时候 更需要的是行动 Just sometimes,action's what's needed.
改变这个世界 我完全同意 To change the world. I completely agree.
那么当你40岁的时候 你想干什么? So what are you gonna be when you're, I don't know, 40?
四十? Forty?
我能说著名的吗? 超有钱? Can I say famous? Horribly rich?
太可怕了 你是真是奢侈得可怕 Terrible. You're so terribly posh.
你要去哪里? Where are you going?
我只是要去 刷刷牙 I'm just gonna go brush my teeth.
你知道 刚才又吸烟又喝酒的... You know, booze and fags and...
我不介意 I don't mind.
我介意 I do.
好吧 很快 Listen, won't be a minute.
我离开的时候 你不要那个哦 No playing with yourself while I'm gone.
什么? What?
好 集中精力 All right, concentrate.
集中精力 不要搞砸这件事! Concentrate. Do not cock this up!
你要闪了? Oh, you're going?
嗯 天黑了 所以我想我可以... Well, it's getting light out, so I thought I could just...
你走吧 如果你想要走的话 You should go if you want to go.
这真是太讽刺太辛酸了 It's very poignant. Very bittersweet.
真的 我只是想你可能想睡了 Really I just thought you might wanna get some sleep.
我不一定要走 I don't have to go.
不 不 走吧 我并不担心 No, no, go. I'm not bothered.
闪人吧 Sneak off.
我不是想溜走 I wasn't sneaking off.
-跳出窗口 没关系 -Jump out the window for all I care.
虽然这是五楼 It's five floors up, mind.
好吧 我会留下来 好吗? Look, I'll stay. All right?
我会留下来 I'll stay.
来吧 Come on.
对不起 我不擅长此道 Sorry, I'm no good at this.
只是每当我跟别人上床睡觉 It's just whenever I go to bed with someone,
最后要不就是大笑 要不就大哭 I always end up either laughing or weeping,
其实介于两者之间也不错 and it could be nice to go for something in between.
瞧 这很好 Look, that's fine.
是啊 也许我们 可能只能当朋友 That's fine. Maybe we could just be friends.
好吧 朋友 Okay. Friends.
你知道今天是圣斯威逊节吗? Of course, you know it's Saint Swithin's Day today, don't you?
什么? What is?
今天 圣斯威逊节 7月15日 Well, today. Saint Swithin's Day, the 15th of July.
你怎么知道的? How do you know that?
他被安葬在温彻斯特大教堂 Well, he was buried in Winchester Cathedral,
就是我上学的地方 which is where I went to school.
那么 LA - DEE - DA Well, la-dee-da.
La-dee-da La-dee-da.
你知道吗 有一首诗是这样的 You know, there's a poem.
"如果在圣斯威逊节 下雨 "If on Saint Swithin's Day, it doth rain
"什么 什么 什么 依然存在" "something, something, something remain."
Dexter 真有诗意 Dexter, that's beautiful.
闭嘴 Shut up.
让我们睡个安稳觉 Let's get some sleep.
但是 Dex But, Dex.
如果不下雨... If it doesn't rain...
...你想要做些什么吗? 就我和你 ...do you want to do something? Me and you?
-你没事吧? -抬起来 抬起来 - Are you all right? - Lift, lift.
好 好 我来 Okay, well, I'm coming up.
难道你能叫人来搬这东西吗? Couldn't you have just hired someone to move this stuff?
不 No.
如果是我的话 我会叫人帮忙 Look, I would have paid.
好的 从你那边抬起来 All right,lift from your end.
显然 你已经从来没有做过 You've obviously never done
在你的生活了一天的工作 a day's work in your life.
说真的 EM 我的航班在四个小时后就要飞走了 Look, seriously, Em, my plane leaves in four hours.
这就更加要你来搬了 All right, well, all the more reason why you should lift.
天呐 God's sake.
瞧 我再帮你的忙 Look, I'm doing you a favor.
我真的很 很感激 And I am so, so grateful.
别再抱怨了 Stop whinging.
我敢打赌 这床可以告诉我们一些故事 I bet this bed could tell some stories.
是啊 短篇小说 恐怖故事 Yeah, short stories. Horror stories.
欢迎到伦敦 把它抬起来 Welcome to London.Well, lift it.
我觉得我在这会很开心的 I think I'm gonna be very happy here.
那是什么气味? What is that smell?
洋葱 Onions.
洋葱和失望 Onions and disappointment.
对 Right.
没那么坏吧 No, it's not that bad.
没什么 就是掉了点油漆而已 It's nothing that a lick of paint
还有个修不了的核弹头 and a nuclear warhead can't fix.
我有我的打字机 还有书 I've got my typewriter. I've got my books.
我在伦敦 I'm in London.
我认为很快会没事的 I think it's going to be all right.
我实际上可能把这些都搞定了 I might actually get things done.
你知道 你会遇到很好的人的 You know, you might actually meet someone.
Dexter 不要这样 Dexter, please.
一个好人 A nice guy.
敏感 穿着羊毛衫 Sensitive, wears a cardigan.
我告诉过你我对这些没兴趣 I told you I'm not interested in any of that.
匹配的眼镜 匹配的意见 Matching glasses, matching opinions.
你要去印度了 我倒是很开心 I'm actually glad you're going to India.
好 因为我正要走 我得赶上我的航班 Good, 'cause I'm leaving. I've got to catch my flight.
这么快? Already?
是啊 我很抱歉 Yeah, I'm sorry.
去吧 找回自己 Well, go on then. Find yourself.
继续给我寄的这种信 Keep sending me those letters.
-长长的那种 -我会的 -Long ones. -I will.
要开心点 EM And have fun, Em.
当然 Of course.
这是允许的 You know, it is allowed.
你知道吗 我有一种感觉 You know, I've got a feeling that
明年这个时候 this time next year
你会像暴风般拿下伦敦 you're going to take London by storm.
请问这些菜之间的区... What is the difference between...
玉米饼 是由小麦和玉米做的 A tortilla is either corn or wheat.
但一个玉米饼折起来塞满东西 就是一个墨西哥煎饼 But a corn tortilla folded and filled is a taco,
而一个填满小麦的玉米饼 就是一个玉米煎饼 whereas a filled wheat tortilla is a burrito.
炸过的玉米煎饼 就是一个油煎面卷饼 Deep fry a burrito, it's a chimichanga.
烤过的玉米煎饼 就是一个烤玉米粉圆饼 Toast a tortilla, it's a tostada.
把它卷起来 就是玉米卷饼了 Roll it, it's an enchilada.
可以再说一次吗? Is there any chance you could repeat that?
你好! 我叫 Ian . Ian Whitehead Hello. I'm Ian. Ian Whitehead.
新来的那个 The new boy.
欢迎光临梦想的坟场 Welcome to the graveyard of ambition.
这是厨房 The kitchen. All right, mate.
这些家伙不能用微波炉 What these guys can't do with a microwave
和电炸锅 and a deep-fat fryer.
嘿 Hey, you!
你的 美国-墨西哥 美食小组 Your basic Tex-Mex food groups.
奶酪放在鳄梨酱鸡上面 Cheese on top of chicken under guacamole
豆上面是牛肉和米饭 on top of beans under rice on top of beef.
一句忠告 远离珍宝虾 Word of warning, avoid the jumbo prawns.
这就像俄罗斯转盘 It's like Russian Roulette.
有六分之一机率要了你的命 One in six will kill you.
你的专业是什么? So what's your stroke?
我的什么? Sorry, my what?
服务员/演员 服务员/模型 服务员/作家? Waiter/actor, waiter/model, waiter/writer?
好吧 我是一个喜剧演员 Well, I'm a comedian.
喜剧演员很好 We could use a comedian.
我们都喜欢笑 我知道我过去经常笑 We all like to laugh. I know I used to.
好吧 我只是刚刚真正开始 Well, I'm just starting out really.
依照我 "独特的喜剧花式"来工作 Working on my "unique comedy stylings."
我不能开这么多玩笑了 Not jokes so much,
要多工作 少废话 more sort of wry, little observations.
天呐! Ay caramba!
此刻我终于理解到一些东西 I've got this whole bit at the moment
是关于男性和女性之间的差异 about the difference between men and women.
当小伙子他们看到一个他们喜欢 How blokes, when they see a girl
的女孩 他们就会把所有... they fancy, they get all...
-厕所 员工厕所 -噢 -Toilets. Staff toilets. -Oh.
对不起 你是在说? Sorry. You were saying?
没有 没有 我今晚要即兴创作 No, no. I'm doing an open mic tonight
如果你有兴趣 if you were interested.
在 Laffs 之家 L - A - F - F - S At The House of Laffs, spelled L-A-F-F-S.
这不是约会 It's not a date or anything.
你可能已经有男朋友了 你有吗? You've probably got a boyfriend anyway, have you?
Ian 我很想去 但下班后 Ian, I'd love to come, but after work,
我想回家吃饭 一个人待着 I like to head home, comfort eat, weep.
那么你又怎么样 Emma ? So what about you, Emma?
你最近忙什么? What's your stroke?
你真正做的是什么工作? What do you really do?
就这个 这就是我唯一的工作 Uh, this. This is what I do.
不过 不会永远做这份 对吧 Still, it's not forever, is it?
我的房间还是那么难闻 Tilly 把我气死了 My room still smells. Tilly's sending me mad.
这房子简直就是垃圾场 The flat's a dump.
我还经常发现奶酪上有老鼠的牙印 I keep finding teeth marks in the cheese
她巨大的灰色胸罩浸泡在水槽 and her big gray bras soaking in the sink.
我敢肯定这不完全是场灾难 Look, I'm sure it's not a complete disaster.
伦敦在吞噬着我 London's swallowed me up.
我想我会有所作为 I thought I'd make a difference,
但没有人知道我在这里 but no one knows I'm here.
听着 好事多磨 Listen, listen. Nothing truly good was ever easy.
谁说的? Who said that?
你 You did.
我有吗? 烦死了 Did I? That's annoying.
真抱歉又抱怨了 我只是... I'm sorry for moaning. I just...
我真的想听到的... I really wanted to hear...
教书教的怎样? 巴黎美吗? How's teaching? How's Paris?
还好 EM It's good, Em.
你知道的 真的 真的很满足 You know, truly, really fulfilling.
不要和你的学生上床 Well, don't sleep with any of your students.
虽然你肯定会做这种不道德的事 It's unethical and predictable.
这是很好的意见 EM 谢谢 It's good advice, Em. Thank you.
不过我得去跟妈妈吃午餐 But I've got to go and have lunch with Mum.
那 你会原谅我吗? Well, apologize again, will you?
我不是故意把你爸爸比喻成法西斯 I didn't mean to call your dad a fascist.
资产阶级的法西斯 A bourgeois fascist.
对不起 Dexter ... Say sorry and, Dexter...
-我的钱都快用光了 -EM? -My money's running out. -Em? EM?
-你能听到我吗? -Dex ? Dex ? -Can you hear me? -Dex ? Dex ? Dex ? Dex ?
我想你 I miss you.
晚了四十五分钟 Forty-five minutes late.
是啊 我被拦路抢劫了 Yeah, well, I got waylaid.
你昨晚去哪了 And where were you last night?
语言学校的迪斯科舞厅 Language school disco.
-玩得开心吗? -不 简直就是地狱 -Was it fun? -No, it was hell.
谁一直在给你写这些信 Tell me, who's been writing you all those long letters?
不管你的事 That is none of your business.
那个留宿的女孩? Was it that girl who came to stay?
是啊 好吧 Emma 和我只是好朋友 Yeah. Well, Emma and I are just good friends.
你究竟需要多少假期呢? How much holiday do you need?
我不是在度假 我在教英语 I'm not on holiday. I'm teaching English.
那不是 Alain Delon 吗? Isn't that Alain Delon?
什么? 哦 不 是你的父亲 What? Oh, no. It's your father.
正在挑他的鸡眼 别这样 Picking his corns. Stop it.
明天带我去吃午餐可以吗? Take me for lunch tomorrow, will you?
就你和我 在一个安静的地方 Just you and me. Somewhere quiet with white tablecloths.
我想和你谈谈 I want to talk to you.
为什么呢? 发生什么事了? Why? Is something wrong?
不 没什么 No. Nothing's wrong.
那为什么我们要谈? Then why do we need to talk?
真的要逼我讲一个理由吗? Do I need a reason?
好吧 真堕落 There you are. Degenerate.
我想你可能需要这些 Now, I thought you might want these.
谢谢你 Oh, thank you, my love.
那么晚饭吃什么? 千万不要是法国菜 So what's for supper? Please, God, not French food.
金童要见你 是吗? Golden Boy wants to see you. Hmm?
他又有一个新的女朋友了 He's got a new one.
-晚安 -晚安 -Good night. -Good night.
晚安 Night. Good night.
-祝你幸福 - Have a good one.
我们只是接吻 We were just kissing.
你在尝试把她整个头塞到你的嘴里面 You were trying to fit her entire head in your mouth.
客人没有把菜吐出来就算好了 真恶心 People have enough trouble keeping the food down as it is.
她看中你什么了 And what does she see in you, anyway?
她说 我是个复杂的人 Well, she says I'm complicated.
你只是被宠坏 You're just spoiled.
老板提出要升我做经理了 I got offered the job of manager today.
他们说只想要一个老实待着的人 They told me they wanted someone who wasn't going anywhere.
没事 EM 听着 我想你应该喝一瓶龙舌兰 All right, Em, listen. I think you should take a bottle of tequila,
我想你应该走出大门 I think you should walk out the door,
我不认为你需要回来 and I don't think you need to ever come back.
但我的工作就是我的全部 But my job is my life.
你不能因此浪费青春 You can't throw away years of your life just because,
你觉得这很可笑 well, you think it's funny.
我的头发闻起来就像奶酪 Monterey Jack My hair smells of cheese. Monterey Jack.
我想你是在写诗 Look, I thought you were writing poetry.
什么 去赚钱? 我试过了 失败了 What, go where the money is? Tried that. Failed.
你就是看不到它 对吗? You just can't see it, can you?
你真有趣 你既聪明又吸引人 Look, you're funny. You're attractive. You're smart.
我的意思是 你是我认识的最聪明的人 I mean, you're the smartest person I know.
而且你很有魅力 Sure. You are. You're attractive.
-你很性感 -什么? -You're sexy. -What?
什么? 这是性别歧视么 What? Is that supposed to be sexist or something?
不 这不是性别歧视 只是很可笑 No, it's not sexist. It's just ridiculous.
EM 听着 Em, listen.
如果我只可以给你一件礼物 If I could just give you one gift, all right,
为你的后半生准备的礼物 one gift for the rest of your life,
你知不知道我会给你什么吗? do you know what I'd give you?
信心 Confidence.
或者 蜡烛 It's either that or a scented candle.
来这里 Come here.
Emma ? 我已经消毒过装肉的冰箱 Emma? So I've disinfected the meat fridge.
你是我的英雄 My hero.
谢谢你 Ian 明天见 Thank you, Ian. See you tomorrow.
再见 伙计 Bye, mate.
再见 Emma Bye, Emma.
我也应该去的 好吧 I should go, too. All right.
我会没事的 我只是觉得有点迷茫 I'll be fine. I just feel a bit lost, that's all.
别这样 每个人25岁都会迷茫 Come on, everyone's lost at 25.
你就没有 You're not.
见习电视制片人 漂亮的新公寓 CD播放机 Trainee TV producer. Nice new flat. CD player.
星期二和星期五还可以灯红酒绿 Group sex Tuesdays and Fridays.
没错 但你知道其实我也很痛苦 Yeah, but you know, I am crying on the inside.
你知道你需要什么 不是吗? You know what you need, don't you?
你需要一个假期 You need a holiday.
Dexter 我只是觉得我们之间需要一些规则 Look, Dexter, all I'm saying is I think we need some rules.
规则! Rules!
我不想让我们的友谊冒险 I'm not taking any chances with our friendship, all right.
好 好 譬如? All right, all right. Such as?
单独的卧室 Separate bedrooms.
无论我们在去到哪 不可以一起睡 Wherever we stay, no shared beds,
不可以喝醉以后抱抱 no drunken cuddles.
我不明白为什么不能抱抱 I don't see the point of cuddling, anyway.
抱抱会让你抽筋 Cuddling gives you cramp.
同意 然后 Agreed, then.
规则二 不准调情 Rule number two. No flirting.
不准喝了几杯酒就活蹦乱跳的 No having a few drinks and getting frisky with me.
也不可以对其他任何人这样 Or anyone else.
好吧 我永远都不调情 Well, I never flirt.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
天呐 这是什么? Hello, what's this?
规则三 Which leads me to rule three.
-裸体条款 -什么? -The nudity clause. -What?
我不想看到你淋浴的样子 或者内个 I don't want to see you in the shower, or have a wee.
或着在淋浴的时候内个 Or have a wee in the shower.
好了 我不能保证 Well, I can't promise that.
没商量 Dex 这是规则 You have to, Dex. It's the rules,
还有 绝对不能 裸 泳 and absolutely no skinny-dipping.
好 规则四是什么? All right, then. Rule number four. What?
-不准玩拼字游戏 -我爱拼字游戏！ -No Scrabble. -I love Scrabble.
所以我才说是我定的规矩 That is exactly why it's my rule.
我们都还没有死 Look, we're not dead yet.
是吧 Voil?
那是什么? What is that?
嗯? 我的游泳前的习惯 这叫英王爱德华时代的 Hmm? My swimming costume. It's called the Edwardian.
不 这是你在给自己涂油漆 No, the masonry paint.
这是防晒霜 我常常被晒伤 It's factor 30. I burn.
这里 让我来 Here, let me.
以前我还没有见过这东西 I've not seen this before.
什么 ? 我在泰国的时候纹的 What, that? I got that in Thailand.
这是 阴阳 It's a yin-yang.
看上去就像一个路标 Looks like a road sign.
是啊 它的意思是"完美结合的统一体" Yeah, well, it means "the perfect union of opposites."
它的意思是"该穿袜子啦" It means "wear some socks."
这弄得有点低 是不是? This is scooped a bit low, isn't it?
幸亏没弄我背上 Good job I didn't put it on backwards.
我想我要去游泳了 I think I'll go for a dip.
这是一个裸体主义者聚集的沙滩 This is a nudist beach.
不是 No, it's not.
是啊 他们在烧烤! It is. Look. They're barbecuing!
我绝对不会全裸着烧烤 You see, I couldn't do that. Barbecue naked.
那是什么? 瑜伽吗? What is that? Is that yoga?
天呐 Oh, God.
别幼稚了 继续看你的杂志 Grow up, all right. Back to your magazine.
我可以听到你的思想 就像是噪音 I can hear you thinking. It's like this crunching noise.
我们不可以过去 The answer is no.
你不觉得我们脱衣服会舒服点吗? Don't you think we'd feel more comfortable with our clothes off?
令人难以置信 真是难以置信 Unbelievable. Just unbelievable.
为什么不脱呢? Well, why not?
规则 更何况你有女朋友 The rules. Not to mention your girlfriend.
-什么 Ingrid? -是啊 Ingrid -What, Ingrid? -Yeah, Ingrid.
她非常豪放 She's very uninhibited.
她在签到的桌子上脱光了上衣 She'd have had her top off at the check-in desk.
那么 照你一直说的 Well, as you keep pointing out,
Ingrid以前是模特 Ingrid used to be a model.
你也可以当模特 You could be a model.
目录的模特 For a catalog or something.
我还是知道你的一些东西的 I'm just saying that we're not entirely unknown to each other
从生理角度上 from a physical point of view.
别说了 Dex Drop it, Dex.
你知道毕业后那晚 Well, you know, that night after graduation.
别这样 你一定记得的 Come on, you must remember.
不记得 就像被车撞了一样完全失忆了 No. Blanked it out like a car crash.
好吧 我没有 Well, I haven't.
事实上 如果我闭上眼睛 In fact, if I close my eyes,
我仍然可以看到你当时站在暮光中 I can still see you there just standing in the dawn light.
别这样 Please don't.
挑衅一样脱掉了你的工作服 Provocatively unclasping your dungarees
你向我走了过来 as you walk over to me.
我没穿工作服 I was not wearing dungarees.
就是说你记得罗 呵呵? So you do remember, huh?
我挡住了太阳? Have I caught the sun?
不 你看上去... No, you look...
很漂亮 You look fine.
你知道吗 我没有出过国 Do you know I've never been abroad?
什么? 别说笑了 What? Don't be ridiculous.
这是真的 It's true.
两周前我在Whitby和爸爸在喝汤 Fortnight in a caravan in Whitby drinking Cup-a-Soup with Dad
并试着不杀死妈妈 and trying not to kill Mum.
我无法相信我现在和你在一起 I can't believe I'm actually here with you.
为什么呢? 嗯? Why? Hmm?
为什么? Why?
当我们在大学 在我们第一次说话前 When we were at university, before we spoke even,
我就对你一见倾心 I had a crush on you.
-真可笑 我知道 -Ridiculous, I know.
但我们快要 But when we almost
内个的那天晚上 did it that night,
我简直不敢相信 I couldn't believe it.
我写诗了 I wrote poems and everything.
你有什么看法? What have you got to say to that?
好吧 我已经知道了 Well, I already knew.
你知道自己在说什么吗? What do you mean, you knew?
好吧 我猜到了几分 Well, I sort of guessed.
所有这些史诗字母和编译磁带 All those epic letters and compilation tapes.
所以 发生什么事了? So, go on then. What happened?
嗯 Mmm.
我认识了你 你救了我 I got to know you. You cured me of you.
我还是喜欢读那些诗 I'd still like to read those poems.
什么词跟 Dexter 押韵? What rhymes with Dexter?
刺破 这是半个韵 Prick. It's a half-rhyme.
喝了太多酒了 我们应该回去了 Too much wine. We should go.
不 不 别这么快 No, no, no. Not yet. Not yet.
我们去散步 Listen, let's go for a walk.
好吧 So this is it.
它真口爱 It's lovely.
喂? 这到底是怎么回事? Hello? What's going on here?
好吧 我想 我们应该去游一下 Well, I thought we'd go for a quick swim.
清醒一下 Sober us up.
我明白了 我明白了 Ah, I get it. I get it.
我中了你的圈套了 对吧? I've walked right into it, haven't I?
你让一个女孩喝醉了 然后带她去海边 You get a girl drunk and lead her to a large body of water.
哦 来吧 EM 你自愿的 Oh, come on, Em. Be spontaneous.
别想那么多 放纵一下嘛 Be reckless. Live for the moment!
来吧 EM Come on, Em. Get in!
不! No!
你就这么放不开 你为什么一直放不开呢? You're such a prude. Why are you such a prude?
你看 来! Look, come on!
你至少把内裤穿上吧 You could at least leave your underpants on.
规则三 还记得吗? Rule number three, remember?
来吧 Come on.
这是裸泳? So this is skinny-dipping?
我要做什么呢? 把你弄湿? What am I meant to do? Sort of lark about? Splash you or something?
表情很严肃 That's a very serious face.
你不是在内个吧 You're not having a wee, are you?
不 No.
不 我只想说 No, I just wanted to say that
我也有一样的感觉 I felt the same.
自从我们差点内个以后 After our near-miss.
我的意思是 我没有写诗 我不是疯子 I mean, I didn't write poems or anything. I'm not insane.
但是 我想到了你 But, you know, I thought about you.
我想你 I think about you.
你和我 You and me.
真的吗? Really?
真的吗? Really? Okay, well...
问题是我对每一个人都有这种感觉 The problem is I fancy pretty much everyone.
-我懂了 -任何人 -Oh. I see. -I mean anyone.
真的 就像我刚出狱一样 每次都这样 Really, I mean, it's like I've just got out of prison, all the time.
这是一个现实的问题 我可以想像 It's a real problem. I can imagine.
是啊 但跟Ingrid有关的 就是跟性有关 Yeah, and this thing with Ingrid, it's a sex thing.
这只是性爱 仅仅是性爱 完全是性爱 It's just sex, sex, sex, sex, sex.
我听懂了 Dex The point's been made, Dex.
但我和你 却不一样 But me and you, it would be different.
我想我们会希望得到不同的东西 I think we'd want different things,
我不认为我准备好了 你懂的 and I don't think I'm ready, you know.
如果你想开心点 If you wanted to, you know, have a bit of fun,
享受假期 一身轻松 holiday fling, no obligations.
天呐 我当你说"不"了 行么 Oh, God. I'll take that as a no then, shall I?
我想是这样的 我觉得我们在一起的时刻已经过去了 I think so. I think our moment's passed.
我怎么也说不清 Come on, I'm not expressing myself clearly.
不 不 你说清了 Dex 这就是问题所在 No, no, you are, Dex. That's the problem.
你担心我会在意 You're worried I might care.
嘿! 嘿 回来! Hey! Hey, Come back here!
回来 你这个...嘿! Come back, you little... Hey!
小偷! 回来 回到这里来 Thieves! Come back. Come back here.
等一下! Wait!
他们已经偷了我的衣服! 你这个... They've stolen my clothes! You little...
有人帮忙叫警察吗? 等等! 回来! Will someone call the police? Wait! Come back!
你别笑了 帮帮忙好吗? Could you please stop laughing and do something to help?
Armani 那件衣服 Armani, that suit was.
这小子 甚至把我的内裤也拿走了 The little frogs even took my underpants.
Armani? Armani?
不 Calvin Klein No, Calvin Klein.
哦 Dex 我很抱歉 Oh, Dex, I'm so sorry.
法国鬼子! Little French bastards!
他们还把你的帆布鞋拿走了 They took your plimsolls, too.
那不是帆布鞋 我从不穿帆布鞋 They're not plimsolls. I've never worn plimsolls in my life.
他们连一分钱都偷 我的爱死他们了! They were penny loafers, and I bloody loved them!
什么? 这不好笑 我犯罪的受害者 What? It's not funny. I'm a victim of crime here.
什么? What?
你那条C&K牌的内裤 Your Calvin Klein underpants.
我会找到他们 I'll find them.
我向你发誓 我会跟踪他们 I swear to you, I shall track them down.
进入睡眠状态 Go to sleep.
我不知道我们打破了多少条规则 I wonder how many rules we broke.
全部 All of them.
除了拼字游戏 Except Scrabble.
明天就会打破了 Tomorrow, maybe.
谁说高清电视不行了? Who says quality TV is dead?
我们休息以后回来经常坏 Plenty more of this when we come back after the break,
所以不要走开 so do not go away.
我警告你 我们知道你住的地方 I'm warning you. We know where you live.
滚 离开这里 Go on, get out of here.
你看 我刚打电话让你知道这件事 Look, I just called, all right, to let you know
你是我曾经有过的最好的朋友 that you are the best friend I've ever had.
我很感动 Dex 但你自己脸都看不见了 I'm touched, Dex, but you're off your face. And?
你看 早上5点了 回家吧 Look, it's 5:00 in the morning. Go home.
而且你一个令人难以置信的身体 And you have an incredible body.
是 Dexter ? Is that Dexter?
答应我你会回家 好吗? Just promise me you'll go home, please?
我会 我会 我会 我会 我会 我会 I will, I will, I will, I will, I will, I will.
Dex 你早上还要上班 Dex ... Dex, you have work in the morning. Dex...
晚安 好吧 Look, good night, all right?
记住 你真的很完美 Remember, you are absolutely, truly amazing.
你真了不起 You're amazing
而且出名 and famous.
我并不是那么出名 I'm not that famous.
最近怎么了 老头? Aye, aye. How are you, old man?
你母亲在楼上 她早上一直在等你 Your mother's upstairs. She's been waiting all morning for you.
天哪 为什么你出这么多汗呢? Good God, why are you sweating like that?
今天很热 Well, it's a hot day.
不 No, it's not.
她怎么样? Look, how is she?
那么 为什么你不自己去看看? Well, why don't you go and see?
妈妈? Mum?
你好 你好 Hello, hello.
你好 陌生人 Hello, stranger.
瞧 我给你买好了礼物 Look, I've got a present for you here.
这不是我送的 是 Emma 送的 It's not from me. It's from Emma.
在这里 让我来 Here, let me.
谢谢 Thank you.
多么口爱 Oh, how lovely.
可能是一个小小的野心 A little ambitious maybe.
你可能会让她写短篇小说的 You might want to push her towards short stories in the future.
妈妈 不 Mum, don't.
你最近忙什么? So what have you been up to?
我是 Dexter Mayhew I'm Dexter Mayhew.
我们已经给你准备好一个很好的表演 What a show we've got for you tonight.
我们已经有了一个... We've got a man who claims...
跳过这一段吧 I'll skip this next bit.
接受记者采访时 就不错了 There's an interview that's pretty good.
也许迟点会看的 Perhaps I'll watch it later.
现场表演总是有点不平衡 The live show is always a bit patchy.
我不明白为什么你要用这种声音说话 I don't understand why you have to use that voice,
但我想我不介意这样的事情 but then I suppose I just don't care for this sort of thing.
这只是一点为孩子们准备的小乐趣 It's just a bit of fun for kids.
他们都是喝完酒才来看的 They just watch it after the pub.
你的意思是我不够醉? You mean I'm not drunk enough?
不 不是这样的 No, it's not that.
你知道 说实话 Dexter You know, honestly, Dexter.
在笼子里跳舞的女孩 Dancing girls in cages.
这是什么来的? Is this what it's come to?
我只是举办的人 I just host it.
这仅仅是达到目的的手段 It's a means to an end, that's all.
但要达到什么目的? But to what end?
我们总是说你可以做任何你想要做的事 We always said you could do anything you wanted.
好 你要我做什么? Fine. What do you want me to do?
-好事 -这就是好事 -Something good. -It is good.
我只是做本分 瞧 这就是我能做的 I just do what I'm told. Look, this is what I can do.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
这些药让我我糜烂 The medication makes me ratty.
我只需要一个小谎 我今晚会好点的 I just need a little lie-down. I'll be better tonight.
是啊 你知道 嗯... Yeah, you know, um...
其实 我们今晚首映 Actually, I've got this premiere thingy tonight.
我很抱歉 我不能错过侏罗纪公园 Look, I'm sorry. I can't miss it. It's Jurassic Park.
我怕我可能需要一些帮助 I'm afraid I'm going to need some help.
你没事吧? 这里 抱着我 Are you all right? Here, put your arm around me.
好了没? All right. All right?
你没事吧? Are you all right?
没事 Yes.
我可以给你什么呢? 水? 干马提尼? Can I get you anything? Water? Dry martini?
几点了? What time is it?
6:15 Quarter past 6:00.
是的 我必须要打瞌睡了 Yeah, I must have dozed off.
我怕你已经错过了我们的一天 I'm afraid you've missed our day.
你父亲有点生你的气 Your father's a little angry with you.
我今晚会留下来 Look, I'll stay tonight.
不 你去吧 No. You go.
看着你跟你爸吵架很不爽 No pleasure for me watching you and your father snarling at each other.
我能说实话吗? Can I speak frankly?
非得说吗? Do you have to?
我认为这是我的特权 I think it's my prerogative.
我知道你要当好人 体面 有爱心 I know that you're going to be a fine man. Decent, loving, accomplished.
但我不认为你已经到达了那个水平 But I don't think you're there yet.
而现在 我很担心 And right now, well, I worry
你已经不像以前那么好了 that you're not very nice anymore.
对此我真没什么可以说 Well, there's nothing I can say to that.
你不需要说 There is nothing you have to.
我不打算跟你争论 I'm not going to argue with you.
当你清醒的时候你可以来拿你的车 You can come and collect your car when you're sober.
你真荒谬 我的意思是你不能没收我的车钥匙 You're being ridiculous. I mean, you cannot confiscate my car key.
你别再侮辱我的智商! Do not dare to insult my intelligence!
你妈妈非常爱你 你知道的 Now your mother loves you very much. You know that.
但是在她生命的最后时光... But for whatever time she has left to her...
如果你再敢在这种状态下来看你的母亲 If you ever, ever come to see your mother in this state again,
我是不会让你进门的 I will not let you in the house.
我会请你吃闭门羹 现在... I will close the door in your face. Now...
走吧 Go.
好吧 Fine.
你不在那 我只记得今晚你有约会 You're not there. I just remembered you're on a hot date tonight.
太迟了 I'm too late.
好吧 你收到这个的时候你可以给我打电话吗? Okay, can you call me when you get this?
我只是想跟别人说说话 It's just I need to speak to someone.
不是别人 是你 Not someone. You.
一只电锯装在手臂上 这真是疯了 A chainsaw for an arm. It was mad.
这真是惊天地泣鬼神的作品 It's a work of timeless beauty.
我觉得这是最好的三部曲 It's the finest of the trilogy, methinks.
而我不看 鬼玩人 头两部都能看懂它 And I still understood it without seeing Evil Dead I or Evil Dead II.
我唯一的抱怨是这不够暴力 My only complaint would be that there wasn't enough violence.
你不介意吧 You didn't mind, did you?
你想看 蓝色情挑 ? Or did you want to see Three Colors: Blue?
我要跳过开胃菜因为我有这些玉米片 I'm gonna skip a starter because I had those nachos,
但你可以继续 你可以点任何你喜欢的东西 but you go ahead. You can have anything you like.
什么菜值4英镑以上? Anything up to the value of, say, ?4.00?
不 不 说真的 没有 No, no, seriously, no, have anything.
你知道 理性地说 Well, you know, within reason.
能再次见到你真好 It's just so good to see you again.
你将会成为一个了不起的老师 And you're going to be an amazing teacher.
-恭喜 -谢谢 -Congratulations. -Thanks.
我希望我有更多像你一样的老师 I wish I'd had more teachers like you.
只是我还没有做过任何工作 Morley 老师 Not that I'd have got any work done. Miss Morley.
-你有没有新的消息- -You have no new messages.-
喜剧是一个残酷的情妇 Comedy's a cruel mistress.
有时 Emma 我认为唯一的办法 Sometimes, Emma, I think the only way
能让我看到我的名字被投射灯照着 I'm going to see my name up in lights
就是我把名字改成 "紧急出口" is if I change it to Emergency Exit.
无论如何 我今晚要即兴创作 Anyway, I'm doing an improvisation night at the moment.
咔咔嘻 不是他的真名 Mr. Giggles. Not his real name.
但我觉得我要去坚持找更多的观测资料 But I think I'm gonna stick to the more observational material.
现在我完全明白了 I've got this whole thing at the moment
猫狗之间的差异 about the difference between cats and dogs.
嘿 别说了 Hey, please stop.
好了 你知不知道当一个喜剧演员 Okay. Do you know what the hardest thing
最难的是什么吗? about being a stand-up comedian is?
是它的衣服吗? Is it the clothes?
好极了 不 Very good. No.
是人们期望你在所有的时间都能搞笑 It's that people expect you to be on all the time.
因为如果你不搞笑 那么你是什么? Because if you're not being funny, then what are you being?
Ian 这不是表演 Ian, it's not a performance.
人生就是一场表演 不是吗? Except it sort of is, though, isn't it?
我看到你就已经这么激动 激动过头了 I've been so excited about seeing you. Like nervous.
对不起 我... I'm sorry, I...
我也不擅长这东西 I'm no good at this stuff, either.
只是现在我已经毕业了 It's just I graduated today.
我终于有资格做一些有用的东西 I'm finally, actually qualified to do something useful,
而我想与人庆祝 and I wanted to celebrate with someone.
Dexter 很忙吗? Was Dexter busy?
EM 当你听到这些 Em, when you hear this,
你能不能打车回去? can you just get in a cab?
我会帮你给钱的 And I'll pay.
也许你甚至可以在沙发上过夜 Maybe you could even stay over, you know, on the sofa or something?
我只是想见到你 I need to just see you.
你能过来一下吗? Please, can you just come over?
Emma Morley? 嗯? Emma Morley? Hmm?
我能说些什么吗? Can I say something?
说吧 Go on.
我想你完全就是胡说八道 I think you are the absolute bollocks.
你跟你的甜言蜜语 You, with your honeyed words.
我也许该回家了 I should probably head home.
不要走 让我们去别的地方 Don't go. Let's go somewhere else.
我住的附近 I live near,
其实我的意思是 actually. I mean,
它就像垃圾场 太可怕了 it's a dump, like, horrible.
但我有音乐和酒 But I've got music and booze.
或者热的乳白的饮料 只要你喜欢 Or a hot, milky drink if you prefer.
我们可以再来一杯阿华田 We could go on an Ovaltine bender.
好吧 一 二 三 走! All right. Okay. One, two, three, go!
怎么走? Which way?
这边 这边 这边! This way, this way, this way!
我根本不需要 这只是友情 That's not needy. That's just affection.
我只是想给予更多的爱 I've just got a lot of love to give.
那么 如果我不能给你打电话 我能来看看你吗? Well, if I can't call you, can I come and see you?
你知道火柴都在哪里吗? Do you know where the matches are?
不 No.
你可能要离开几分钟 走吧 You might wanna leave it for a couple of minutes. Go.
嗨 Morley老师 嗨 Hi, Miss Morley. Hi.
之后那里将会有一个娱乐圈的聚会 There gonna be a showbiz party afterwards
有香槟 小吃和清脆的笑声吗? with champagne, and canap and the tinkle of laughter?
这是一个学校的戏剧表演 Ian It's a school play, Ian.
我怀疑我们可以九时半前回到家 I suspect we'll be home by half 9:00.
你为什么不留在我这里换换口味? Why don't you stay at mine for a change?
我要洗我的被套 I'll wash my duvet cover.
这是你的男朋友吗 Morley小姐 Is that your boyfriend, Miss Morley?
真无耻 Oy! Cheeky.
问候 男孩和女孩 欢迎 Greetings, boys and girls. Welcome to the Late Night Lock In.
一号摄影机 Dexter Camera one, Dexter.
表演已经吃了 生活和响亮 The show that is late, live and loud.
Dexter 有位先生想见你 Dexter, gentleman to see you.
注意电线 先生 Mind the cables, sir.
好了 各位 Hey. Okay, ladies.
我自己去喝茶吃包子 I helped myself to tea and buns.
我希望我不会让你陷入困境 I hope I'm not going to get you into trouble.
我相信它会没事 I'm sure it'll be fine.
他在那儿! 嘿! There he is! Hey!
他不觉得自己看起来很华丽吗? 来 Suki Doesn't he look gorgeous? Come to Suki.
Suki Sue 来这里 Suki Sue. Come here.
我只想把你吃到骨头都不剩 I just want to eat you up.
Suki 看 这是我的父亲 Suki, actually, look, this is my father.
Wotcha M 先生 Wotcha, Mr. M.
你的儿子是不是太奢华了? Isn't your son gorgeous?
嗯 他是非常好人的 Um, he's very nice.
M 夫人在哪里? And where's Mrs. M?
可悲的是她离开了人世 Sadly, she passed away.
Barry 我需要一些水 Barry, I need some water.
真是一个可怕的女人 What an appalling woman.
其实她算是我的女朋友吧 Actually, she's sort of my girlfriend.
哦 祝贺你 Oh, well, congratulations.
你会让你的母亲很失望的 Your mother would have been most impressed.
谢谢 爸爸 Thanks, Dad.
我会在家里看 如果我能保持清醒 I'll be watching at home if I can stay awake.
玩得开心 Have fun
不要理会他们在报纸上说什么 and don't take any notice of what they say in the papers.
好的 先生 请到这边来 Okay, sir. If you'd like to come this way.
请 Please.
我的车毁人亡电视台的台长 I'm the king of car crash television.
但是你是国王 这很好 But you're the king of it. That's good.
标题下的照片 "可恶" Caption under photo. "Odious."
你为什么不能再来一次? Why can't you come again?
因为我在工作 Because I'm working.
我会派车来接你 I'll send a car to come and pick you up.
Dex 我不能 Dex, I can't.
我知道 我很抱歉 I know, and I'm sorry.
你在我身边的时候我感觉好多了 I'm just so much better when you're around.
你看 我只是担心我会变得 Look, I'm just worried I'm gonna be
站在相机前面思考 stood in front of the camera thinking,
"什么是血腥点? " "What's the bloody point?"
这表演太荒谬了 我真是一个骗子 EM The show's ridiculous. I'm such a fraud, Em.
别这样 这就够了 Hey, come on. That's enough.
你知道你在做什么 你会没事的 You know what you're doing. You'll be fine.
对 Right.
不要用这种奇怪的声音说话好吗? Just don't speak in that weird voice, okay?
好 好吧 再见 Okay. All right. Bye.
准备好 在这里 我们来了 Get ready. Here we go.
伟大的东西 让我们行动起来 让我们行动起来! Great stuff. Let's move. Let's move!
好吧 来吧 伙计们 走吧 Okay, come on, guys. Let's go.
我们上台了 超级巨星 We're on, superstar.
女士们 先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎来到 Late Night Lock In welcome to Late Night Lock In.
这演出很新 生动... The show that is late, live...
而响亮! And loud!
今晚我们为你准备的节目是不是很精彩呢 And what a show we've got for you tonight.
干得好 亲爱的 Well done, darling.
谢谢 Thank you.
来吧 Morley 小姐 Come on, Miss Morley.
好样的! Bravo!
Maxi Crew 女士们 先生们 The Maxi Crew, ladies and gentlemen.
The Maxi Crew The Maxi Crew.
坐下吧 伙计们 坐 你可以坐那 All right, take a seat, fellas. Take a seat. You can sit down there.
好 伙计们 开始我只是想说那果酱很新鲜 Right, guys, I just wanna start by saying that that jam was fresh.
好吧 别管那些... 让我们问一些问题 Right, okay, so let's kick it off with... Let's ask some questions.
什么是HIP-HOP? 这是街上的声音? What is hip hop? Is this the voice from the street?
这就是你们这么生气的原因吗? Is this why you guys are just so angry?
不 dawg No, dawg.
It's chill, it's chill, it's chill. It's chill, it's chill, it's chill.
对 没关系 Right, okay.
听着 您可以用任何事情RAP吗? Listen, can you rap about anything?
例如 你能就一个奶酪三明治RAP吗? For example, could you rap about a cheese sandwich?
你是新来的? 你有没有这样做过? Are you new here? Have you done this before?
哦 亲爱的 不要在家里尝试这个 Oh, dear. Do not try this at home.
Ian? Ian?
你认为你今天可以把油漆涂完吗? Do you think you'll finish painting today?
我想至少可以把电视放回来 I'd like to at least get the TV back inside.
好 我可以先吃早餐吗? All right, all right. I can have breakfast first, can't I?
我们已经吃过早餐了 We've had breakfast.
那就吃早午餐 All right, brunch, then.
早午餐 它是午餐吗? 它是早餐吗? Brunch. Is it lunch? Is it breakfast?
不 它是早午餐 难道是早晚餐? No, it's brunch. What about brinner, say?
还是早中餐? Or brupper?
好吧 我应该继续 Well, I should get on.
我想我们同意 snooth 这件事 I thought we agreed about snootch?
看来这几天我说什么都不对? I can't seem to say anything right these days, can I?
如果你今晚不想我去... Look, if you don't want me to go tonight...
不 你应该去 No, you should go.
或如果你想跟我们一起去... Or if you wanted to come with us...
什么? Dexter 然后你们都讨论我 What? Dexter ignoring me, and you talking over me?
别管我 谢谢 No, thank you.
不会变成那样的 It won't be like that.
无论如何 今晚我有了一个演出 Anyway, I've got a gig tonight
在 The Rose & Crown, Sir Laffalots at The Rose & Crown, Sir Laffalots.
有偿演出? Paid gig?
不 No.
我还是回去写东西了 Better get back to it then.
三十四篇写 Lord of the Flies 的散文 Thirty-four identical essays on Lord of the Flies.
EM? 大概1700小时 Em? About 1700 hours,
你会不会想要一点... do you fancy a little bit of the old...
你懂的? You know, Afternoon delight?
哇! Wow!
你看上去令人难以置信 You look incredible.
哦...噢! Oh... Ooh!
让我们来看看礼服 Let's see the dress.
它是复古的吗? Is it vintage?
不 这是全新的 No, it's brand new.
真的吗? 嗯 Really? Mmm.
嗯 你看起来棒极了 我爱你的鞋子 Well, you look great, and I love the shoes.
谢谢 它是世界第一的高跟鞋 Thank you. It's the world's first orthopedic high heel.
太长时间没见了 EM Look, it's been too long, Em.
今晚我找些乐子 I need to have some fun tonight.
我们可以玩的开心点吗 求你了? Can we have fun, please?
天呐 对不起 God, sorry.
给我两秒钟 这是工作 Look, I'll be two seconds. It's work.
我没穿衣服! I'm naked!
Suki 你这个疯子 Suki, you nutter.
你在哪里? Where are you, baby?
我想你应该在聚会 I thought you were supposed to be at the party.
你知道他们会损害你的大脑? You do know they damage your brain?
他们不会破坏你的大脑 They do not damage your brain.
你怎么知道? How can you tell?
哈哈 很可笑 EM Ha ha, very funny, Em.
我向你保证 只需要一年 你就会有一台 I guarantee you, one year, one year, and you'll have one of these.
那好 如果我得到一台手机 你就请我吃晚餐 You're on. If I ever get a mobile phone, you can buy me dinner.
什么? What, again?
来吧 喜剧之王怎么样? So, come on. How's the king of comedy?
哦 Ian 没事 我们都很好 Oh, Ian's fine. We both are.
你是否还那么爱对方呢? Are you still very much in love?
他打嗝都可以打出一队人 我是血肉之躯 He can belch the theme to The A-Team. I'm only flesh and blood.
我不知道 这些天来 我们似乎没有... I don't know. These days, we don't seem to...
新的地方如何? 怎么样? And how's the new place? How's that?
房子还不错 一个房间 Flat's fine. Well, it's a room and a half in murder mile.
Ian 6个月以来一直想要 And Ian's been talking about painting
给那堵墙刷油漆 the same wall for the past six months.
但它有潜力 有很好的风景 还有煤气厂 But it's got potential. There's a view. The Gasworks.
你应该来看看的 You should come round.
MMM! 嗯 Mmm! Mmm.
Suki 怎样了? How's Suki?
哦 她太棒了 简直就是华丽 Oh, she's fantastic. Yeah, gorgeous.
我非常欣赏她的是她真正理解这一行 What's great for me is that she really understands the industry.
她确切地知道那种感觉是... You know, she knows exactly what it's like to be...
我会说"出名" 我们恨这个单词 I was gonna say "famous." God, we hate the word.
每次我看电视转台 Every time I turn on the telly,
她就穿着粉色橡胶紧身衣出现在我面前 she's there in a pink rubber catsuit.
她的表现出乎意料的好 She's doing incredibly well.
啊 是啊 Yeah, yeah.
好吧 我们都是 Well, we both are.
我想到了一些真的真的很令人兴奋的东西 I've got some really, really exciting stuff coming up.
都在酝酿当中 It's all sort of in development.
如果我告诉你 我不得不开枪打死你 If I told you, I'd have to shoot you.
请开枪吧 Please do.
没关系 开始没有我 好吗? Never mind. Start without me, all right?
你好! Hello.
真有你的 好好享受吧 There you are. Enjoy.
你在做无聊的事情吗? What are you doing, you silly thing?
好吧 听着 我们迟点再讨论 Well, listen, we'll talk later.
看看这华丽的外表 Look at this. This looks gorgeous.
你没事吧? 也许她可以加入我们? Are you all right? Maybe she could join us?
嘿 嘿 嘿 这是什么? Hey, hey, hey, what's this?
我来这里看你 还记得吗? I'm here to see you, remember?
对 教书教的怎么样了? Right, well, how's the teaching?
什么? 如果你不感兴趣 就别问 What? If you're not interested, don't ask.
我很感兴趣 I am interested.
我只是想你正要写这本小说 I just thought you were going to be writing this novel, that's all.
我会的 但我要赚钱 And I will. But I have to earn a living.
更重要的一点 我喜欢它 More to the point, I enjoy it.
我是一个好老师 Dexter I'm a bloody good teacher, Dexter.
你绝对是 I'm sure you are.
不过 你知道他们说什么? Still, you know what they say?
不 他们怎么说? No, what do they say?
你知道 "那些..." You know, "Those who can..."
不 我很抱歉 我不熟悉这些 继续吧 No, I'm sorry. I'm not familiar. Finish the sentence.
好 "有能力的人就干一番大事 All right. Well, "Those who can, do,
"没有能力的,就跑去教书" "and those who can't, teach."
而教书的人就说 "去他妈的! " And those who can teach say, "Go fuck yourself!"
EM! EM 无论我做了什么 我很抱歉 Em! Em, come on. Look, whatever I've done, I'm sorry.
你明显喝多了 You've obviously had a bit too much to drink.
不 你醉了! 你醉了! No, you're drunk! You're drunk!
你知道三年来我没见过你真正清醒的样子 Do you realize that I have literally not seen you sober for three years?
每10分钟跑去上一趟厕所 Nipping off to the toilet every 10 minutes.
要么你是在吸毒 或者你有痢疾 Either you're on coke, or you've got dysentery.
无论哪种方式 都很无聊 Either way, it's boring!
你在浪费自己的青春 Banging on about yourself all the time.
好吧 我不会介意 Dex Well, I wouldn't mind, Dex,
但你是一个电视节目主持人 对吧 but you're a TV presenter, all right?
你并没有发明青霉素 You've not invented penicillin.
你要做的就是站在一旁 All you do is stand around shouting,
喊 "制造一些噪音吧"! "Make some noise!"
你看 我很快乐 Look, I am having fun, that's all.
我最近经历了很多 I've been through a lot recently.
我可能会有点得意忘形 I might get a bit carried away,
但如果你不停止打我的注意... but if you wouldn't stop getting at me...
我? 我不是故意的 而且... Am I? I don't mean to, and I...
我知道你和你的妈妈一起经历了很多 I know that you've been through a lot with your mum and all, I know.
但有一些事情我需要你谈谈 But, there are things that I needed to talk to you about.
关于我是如何被困在这间房子的 About how I am stuck in this flat
跟一个我不爱的人住在在一起 with a man that I am not in love with.
如果我不能跟你说话 And if I can't talk to you,
那你在这里又有什么意义呢? then what is the point of you? Of us?
你是什么意思 "这有什么意义呢?" What do you mean, "What's the point?"
我认为我们已经没有共同语言了 I think we've outgrown each other.
不 我们已经没有共同语言了 No, you have outgrown me.
你觉得我不够酷 很沉闷 You think I'm uncool and dreary.
我不认为你沉闷 EM... I don't think you're dreary. Em...
我认为如果这一切都结束了 I think if it's over,
那么我们就应该面对事实 说再见了 then we should just face facts. Say goodbye.
这听起来像你要甩我 It sounds like you're dumping me.
是啊 也许我是 Yeah, maybe I am.
你已经不是曾经的你了 You're not who you used to be.
来吧 EM 我道歉! Come on, Em. Look, I apologize!
请 Please.
来吧 就是这样 Come on. That's it.
有 There.
我爱你 Dexter 很深很深 I love you, Dexter. So much.
我只是不再喜欢你了 I just don't like you anymore.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
Johnny Cage 获胜 Johnny Cage wins.
这是一个全能取胜王 That's an almighty win from the Blade Cruisers there.
我想你们都会同意 干得好 伙计们 I think you'll all agree. Well done, guys.
今晚就到此结束 下周再见 That's all from tonight's Joy Stick Jockeys. Join us next week
当我们回顾你的控制台游戏 when we review the smoking hot new console games coming at you.
直到这时 夜猫们 继续游戏吧 Until then, night owls, keep gaming.
我真的要说"火得冒烟"? Do I really have to say "smoking hot"?
看在上帝的份 我都32岁了 It's just I'm 32, for God's sake.
什么 他们解雇我? What, they're sacking me?
你看 解雇这个词有负面的含义 You see, sack has negative connotations.
他们只是想尝试录用一个新的主持人 It's just they wanna try a new presenter.
因此他们解雇我吗? So they are sacking me?
哦 不 他们正在考虑一个不同的节目 Well, no, they're taking the show in a different direction,
跟你的节目大相径庭 but it's a direction away from you.
好了 你已经没有以前那么上镜了 Okay, so less you now.
好了 Okay.
你20岁的时候更自我 More you in your 20s.
对 Right. Right.
那么 好消息是? So, what's the good news?
对不起? Sorry?
好了 你说你有一些坏消息 好消息呢? Well, you said you had some bad news. What's the good news?
每个人的事业都会跌宕起伏 Every career has its ups and downs.
这仅仅是一次小小的挫折 This is just a bloody great down.
我感觉自己终于醒悟了 Dexy And I sense a bit of disenchantment, Dexy.
只是有点担心我的未来 Just a little concerned about my future.
它并不完全是我期待的东西 It's not quite what I was expecting.
未来是不可预测的 这就是它令人兴奋的原因 The future never is. That's what makes it so bloody exciting!
人人都爱你 是吗? Everyone loves you, yeah?
但他们用一种由爱生恨的 But they love you in that ironic,
无比讽刺的方式来爱你 love-to-hate kind of way.
对不对? 我们需要做的 Right? And all that we need to do
就是找一个真正爱你的人 is just find someone that loves you for real.
可以吗? 是啊 Okay? Yeah.
我爱你 Sylvie I love you, Sylvie.
不 不 等一下 不 我爱上你了 No, no, wait. No, I'm in love with you.
你看 我从来没有和别人说过 Look, I've never said this to anyone before.
嗯 这是一个谎言 嗯... Well, that's a lie. Um...
我爱你 Sylvie 我... I love you, Sylvie. I...
Sylvie 告诉我你以前颇有名气 Sylvie tells me you used to be quite well known.
电视节目主持人还是 TV presenter or something.
我以前是主持人 I did. Yeah. Once upon a time.
是的 在 Larginit台的那个节目 Yes, on Larginit. That program.
你还记得吗? Do you remember,
妈咪? Mummy?
你以前很讨厌它的 You used to really hate it.
是啊 Yes.
"把它关掉"她老说 "Turn it off," she used to say.
"关掉它 它会杀死你的脑细胞" "Turn it off. It's killing your brain cells."
那是你 是吗? That was you, was it?
你仍然在电视台工作吗 Dexter ? You still work in television, Dexter?
没有以前那么多了 Not so much, no.
有点渐行渐远的感觉 真的 That sort of drifted away, really.
嗯 Uh-huh.
Dexter 只是谦虚 他得到很多的录用 Dexter's just being modest. He gets lots of offers.
无论如何 他真正的想要做的是制作 Anyway, what he really wants to do is produce.
聚会的游戏 Party games.
你在吗? Moriarty Are you there, Moriarty?
在这里 Here.
两个不错的工作 太好了 Two for two, nice work, bro.
来一个帽子戏法 Going for a hat trick.
你在吗? Moriarty Are you there, Moriarty?
在这里 Here.
人群要沸腾了! The crowd goes wild!
我的孩子! There's my boy!
下一次运气会更好的 孩子 谢谢 Better luck next time, son. Thank you.
好吧 我仍然为你感到非常自豪 Well, I'm still very proud of you.
哦 这个是不是很有趣的? Oh, isn't this fun?
-Dexter 介不介意带上我? -哦 不 -Dexter, care to take me on? -Oh, no.
这是一个了不起的的想法 That's a terrific idea.
亲爱的 您确定吗? Darling, are you sure?
是的 我肯定 Yes, I'm sure.
来吧 第一章 拿起你的武器 Come on, chap. Pick up your weapon.
真是漂亮 妈妈 Nice and tight, Mum.
-好吗? -好 -All right? - All right.
-非常好 -我们不希望你作弊 -Very good. - We don't want you cheating.
祝你好运 好 Good luck. All right.
来吧 姐姐 Come on, sis.
好 准备好了吗? All right, ready?
准备好了... As ready as I'll...
天呐! 你认为你正在做什么是? Good God, man! What the hell do you think you're doing?
这桌子是来自意大利 我很抱歉 That table was from Italy. I'm so sorry.
我必须从一个有趣的角度抓住她 I must have just caught her at a funny angle there.
你甚至不问她在不在那里 Moriarty You didn't even ask if she was there, Moriarty.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
你看 我不知道我在想什么 Look, I don't know what I was thinking.
看在我的份上不要换锁了 Serves me right for not changing the locks.
向好的方面看 Ian Looking good, Ian.
你可以吃饱 Emma You can get stuffed, Emma.
这就是你的行为? Is that from your act?
没有 虽然我最近有新东西做 No, though I have got this new thing I've been working on.
天呐 God.
我来了 I come on,
说 "这里有一个有趣的故事 and I say, "Here's a funny story.
您一定会喜欢这个" You'll like this."
Ian "有一个人 Ian. "There's this guy,
"和他的女朋友出去玩 他很爱慕她 "and he's going out with this girl, and he worships her,
"他们一起买了一套房子 "and they buy this flat together.
"然后他还送了她订婚戒指和很多别的东西 "And then he gets her an engagement ring, the lot.
"结果却是她还爱着她最好的朋友" "It turns out that she is still in love with her best friend."
这真有趣 Ian Interesting theory, Ian,
只是我已经很长时间没见 Dexter 了 except I've not seen Dexter for ages.
-没有? -这不是原因 -No? -That is not the reason.
你知道他是如何发现的吗? 他从她的诗中发现的 Do you know how he found out about it? He read it in her poetry.
你这个混蛋! You bastard!
-还给我! -"我们的毕业之夜! -Give it back to me! -"Our graduation night!
"同床共枕" "The erotic intensity of the shared bed."
"在法国神奇的一周" 这一切都在这诗里面 "That magic week in France." It's all here in blank verse.
如果你再敢来这里 我就打电话报警! If you ever, ever, come in here again I will call the police!
打电话给天煞的警察! 这是我的房子! Call the bloody police! It's my flat, too!
是吗? 我付了抵押贷款! Is it? I paid the mortgage!
你只是坐在周围放屁 You just sat around farting and
看着星际迷航-可汗之怒! watching the bloody Wrath of Khan!
你爱可汗之怒 You love The Wrath of Khan.
我恨可汗之怒 I hate The Wrath of Khan.
幸亏我们没有结婚 It's a good job we didn't get married.
对不起我用过你所有的东西 I'm sorry about going through all your stuff.
我最近有点生气 仅此而已 I've just been a bit mad recently, that's all.
没事 It's all right.
我想念你 I miss you.
我知道 I know you do.
就像就在这里 Like, right here.
要么... 我不知道 Either that, or it's trapped wind. I'm not sure.
无论怎样 一切都会过去的 Either way, it'll pass.
这就好 It's good, by the way.
不是诗 那些诗很可怕 Not the poems. The poems are awful,
但其他的东西 那故事 你真好笑 but the rest of the stuff, the stories. You're funny.
适当的滑稽 Proper funny.
-不像我 -Ian -Not like me. -Ian.
不 我只是说你应该把他们展示给别人 No, I'm just saying that you should show them to someone,
因为你低估了自己 because you're better than you know.
哦! Oh!
那是 Emma Morley 我大学同学 So that's Emma Morley. We went to university together.
你也跟她睡过吗? Did you sleep with her as well?
没有 No.
那新娘呢? What about the bride?
不 天呐 你在说什么? No. God, what is this?
每个周末我们都会去一个婚礼 It's just that every weekend we go to a wedding
跟你睡过的能装下一车了 with a coachload of people that you've slept with.
这就像一个会议 It's like a conference.
好了 来吧 Okay. Come on.
你知道你是我的唯一 You know you're the only one for me now.
你是 来吧 来这里 来这里 You are. Come on, come here. Come here.
鹰嘴豆泥 有机果汁 Hummus wraps. Organic smoothies.
公平贸易的咖啡 Fair Trade coffees.
小龙虾 Dex 人们都为这小家伙发疯 Crayfish. Dex, people go crazy for the little buggers.
我已经得到了12家分行了 年底会有另外12家 I've got 12 branches already. Twelve more by the end of the year.
最近我听到一些谣言 Well, you know, there's a rumor going around
说其实你是超有钱的人 that you're actually a multi millionaire.
不是吧 Come on.
怎样才叫超有钱 Well, define multi.
你应该来吃午饭 我们应该谈 You should come and have lunch. We should talk.
什么 你想给我一份工作吗? What, are you offering me a job?
不 我只是说... No, I'm just saying...
你给我一份工作 对吧? You are, aren't you? You're offering me a job.
你看 我没见过你 电视上一段时间 Look, I haven't seen you on telly for a while.
我想如果你想要一个新的开始... I thought if you wanted a fresh start...
Callum 伙计 Callum, mate. Mate, mate, mate.
在大学 你穿同样的牛仔裤... At university, you wore the same pair of jeans for...
穿了大概 4年? What was it, four years?
很久以前的事了 Long time ago now, pal.
我们已经不是学生了 We're not students anymore.
似乎有人要享受它 Someone seems to be enjoying it.
瞧 看看这里 Look, look over here.
你有没有 见过 Emma Morley? Have you seen Emma Morley?
一直就在我们眼前 啊? Right under our noses all this time. Eh?
谁知道? Who knew?
I sit and wait
Does an angel
Contemplate my fate
Do they know
我告诉你 一个发现改变了我的生活 I tell you, the one discovery changed my life.
小龙虾 Crayfish.
我已经得到了12家分行 I've got 12 branches already.
今年年底会有另外12家 Another 12 by the end of the year.
我告诉 Dexter 他会有很多机会 I was telling Dexter there's plenty of opportunities.
亲爱的 我很快会回来的 Darling, I'll be back in a bit.
你想一些香槟吗? Do you want some champagne?
这不是香槟 是西班牙语 It's not champagne. It's Spanish.
当我趴在我的床上的时候 When I'm lying in my bed
思绪缓缓飘过我的脑海 Thoughts running through my head
我再也不相信爱情了 And I feel that love is dead
我爱的是天使 I'm loving angels instead
你想离开这里吗? Do you want to get out of here?
是的 请 Yes, please.
她通过这一切提供我保护 And through it all She offers me protection
很多怜爱 A lot of love and affection
今天要跟新娘睡你会很难过吧 Today must be quite tough for you, having slept with the bride.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
什么? 你怎么知道所有这些事情的 What? How do you know all these things?
Tilly 告诉我所有关于它的事了吗? Tilly told me all about it. Oh, did she?
足部按摩已经无法控制 The foot massage spun out of control.
我想你即使用我的橄榄油 I think you even used my olive oil.
脚印踩到了厨房墙壁上 Footprints halfway up the kitchen wall.
嗯 这东西的现在在我的身后 所以... Well, that stuff's behind me now, so...
说真的 什么事? Really, what happened?
在洗手间内个已经没有感觉了么? Sex in toilet cubicles lose its bittersweet charm?
狂欢不会让你在夜里感到一丝温暖 Emma Well, an orgy won't keep you warm at night, Emma.
当你老的时候狂欢不可能照顾你 An orgy won't look after you when you're old.
说得好 Well said.
无论如何 我搞砸了我的职业生涯 Anyway, I screwed up my career.
搞砸了妈妈的事情 And screwed up things with Mum.
事实并非如此 That's not true.
而我搞砸了我跟她的友谊 And I screwed up my friendships.
然后Sylvie刚刚来到我身边 And then Sylvie just came along.
她算是救了我 真的 And she sort of, well, saved me, really.
她很漂亮 She's very beautiful.
当然 她绝对没有幽默感 Of course, she has absolutely no sense of humor.
差不多吧 他的幽默一直被高估了 Just as well. A sense of humor's overrated.
像傻瓜一样总是在身边 Goofing around all the time.
唯一一次伊Ian 真的让我笑起来 The only time Ian ever really made me laugh
就是当他从楼梯上掉下来的时候 was when he fell down the stairs.
Sylvie 你知道 她不喜欢笑 Well, you know, Sylvie says she doesn't like to laugh.
真的不太喜欢她不笑的样子 Doesn't really like what it does to her face.
但你爱她 对? But you love her, right?
是啊 我崇拜她 Yeah, I worship her.
我爱 Colin I'm loving Colin instead
哦 不 不 这边走 Oh, no, no. This way.
我们去哪儿? Where are we going?
哦! Oh!
来吧 是吧? So, come on, then. You, huh?
浪漫嘛? Any romance?
不要说这种东西 Dex Don't start, Dex.
什么? What?
同情的话 我孤独但不孤单 Your sympathy. I'm not lonely. I'm alone.
那里 听起来怎么样? There, how'd that sound?
啊 是啊 我买了 Yeah, yeah. I bought that.
这是真的 It's true.
这本书让我感觉自己稍微有点进步了 I've got a tiny advance to write this book.
其实我也有事要告诉你 Well, you know, I have something to tell you, too.
你要结婚了 You're getting married.
是啊 Yeah.
你高兴吗? So, you're pleased?
我当然很高兴 Dex 太好了 Of course I'm pleased, Dex. Fantastic news, really.
是香味吗? 你的婚礼邀请函很香 Scented? Your wedding invitations are scented.
是啊 薰衣草 Yeah, lavender.
Dex 它的钱 他们闻到钱的味道了 No, Dex, it's money. They smell of money.
8月14日? August 14th?
是的 我认为这就是 强婚 Yeah, I think that's what they call a shotgun wedding.
为了350 For 350.
自助的 With buffet.
你知不知道父亲是谁? Do you know who the father is?
停止它 Stop it.
我开玩笑 I'm kidding.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
谢谢 Thank you.
爸爸 我知道 A dad. I know.
可以这样? 他们会让你这样做? Is that allowed? Will they let you?
真是不可思议 对吗? It's incredible, isn't it?
你会成为一个很好的父亲 You're going to be a wonderful father.
你真的这么认为吗? Do you really think so?
确定一定以及肯定 I don't doubt it for a minute.
我想念你 Dex I missed you, Dex.
好吧 我也很想你 Well, I missed you, too.
不要再突然消失 No more disappearing.
好 我不会再消失 如果你不会 No, well, I won't if you won't.
-嗯? -恩 -Mmm? -Mmm. MMM?
我们该回去了 We should go.
当然可以 我们走吧 Absolutely, let's go.
别这样 Jasmine 别这样 Come on, Jasmine. Come on.
别这样 别哭了好吗? Come on. You gonna stop crying?
你最近怎样? How you getting on?
好 是啊 是啊 Good, mate. Good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
不太符合我所期待 但... Not quite what I was expecting, but...
你是什么意思? How do you mean?
好了 你看到有机及自制这几个字了... Well, you see the words organic and homemade...
我知道 你在想象有几个嬉皮士 Yeah, I know. You imagined a couple of hippies
在某个小农场 生产自己的麦片 on a little farm somewhere, knitting their own muesli.
好主意 但这是商业 Dex Nice idea, but this is business, Dex.
我明白了 这是你的最后两个 Yeah, well, I realize that. Here's your last two.
听着 你只在这里学习窍门的 好吗? Listen, mate. You're only here to learn the ropes, okay?
公司的政策 每个人都必须遵循 Company policy. Everyone has to.
Callum 我喜欢它 Callum, I'm enjoying it.
老实说 我很好 Honestly, I'm good.
还有很多奶粉剩呢 There's plenty of formula left.
我已经做好蔬菜泥了 I've pureed the veggies,
或者你也可以加一个香蕉 or you could mash a banana.
印度菜怎么样? 我可以给她一块咖喱呢 And what about Indian food? I can give her a curry, can't I?
不 不 不 Dexter 不 No, no, no, Dexter. No.
Sylvie 我在开玩笑 Sylvie, I'm joking.
哦 我明白了 Oh, I see.
我一直惦挂着那些东西 不是吗? I keep missing those, don't I?
我很抱歉我来晚了 I'm sorry. It's just that I'm late.
我甚至不知道我为什么要去 I don't even know why I'm going.
-我太老了参加不了女生派对 -不 才不是 -I'm too old for hen nights. -No, you're not.
我叫的出租车来了 That's my cab.
好的 Right, come on, then.
明天早上我会回来的 I'll be back tomorrow morning.
好的 Okay.
尽量不要把房子烧光 Be good. Try not to burn the house down.
我会没事的 我会没事的 I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
再见 跟妈妈说再见 Goodbye, my sweetheart. Say goodbye to Mummy.
跟妈妈说再见 Say goodbye to Mummy.
哦 我知道 亲爱的我很抱歉 Oh, I know, honey. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
玩得开心点 Have a good time.
哦! 我们会好好的 对吧? Oh! Come on. We'll be all right, won't we?
聚会开始了就没有尽头 Party started there's no end in sight
每个人都翩翩起舞 Everybody's moving to the rhythm that's inside
这是一个疯狂的世界 但今晚却很正常 It's a crazy world but tonight's the right situation
我是Spartacus I am Spartacus.
不 我是Spartacus No, I'm Spartacus.
我是Spartacus I'm Spartacus.
Wahey! 让我们给予他最热烈的掌声... Wahey! Let's have a big hand and give a round of applause...
瞧 JAS 看 这是爸爸的前女友 Look, Jas. Look, that's Daddy's ex.
...篮球巨星 TJ 和 Mickey D! ...for basketball stars TJ and Mickey D!
她说话是不是很大声吗? Isn't she loud?
你能让他们都挤到镜头前吗 Can you even fit them in a two-shot?
他们是如此高大 以至于我几乎融化在这里 They are so tall. I'm practically melting over here.
她是不是一个说话很响亮 很大声的女孩? Isn't she a loud, loud girl?
"Julie Criscoll 才15岁 觉得 "Julie Criscoll, aged 15, wanted
"没有比改变世界更加重要的了 "nothing more than to change the world.
"如果所有的政客仔细的聆听" "If only all the politicians would actually listen."
呀 这就是 EM Yeah, well that's Em.
是 EM 吗? Is that Em?
是啊 那是EM 是她写了这本书 Yeah, that's Em. She wrote the book.
是我 It's me.
我很抱歉 亲爱的 I'm so sorry, darling.
你看 聚会如何呢? 一切可好? Look, how's the party going? How's it all going?
嗯... Um...
我们全都要去俱乐部 她怎么样了? We're all going on to some club. How is she?
睡着了 终于 Asleep. You know, finally.
这段时间她一直醒着? She's been awake all this time?
是啊 我的错 我应该给她脱咖啡因的 Yeah, my fault. I should have given her the decaf.
看到了吗? 我让你笑 See? There you go. I made you laugh.
你没事吧? Are you all right?
是啊 不 不 我很好 我很好 Yeah. No, no, I'm good. I'm good.
为什么呢? 你是不是在担心? Why? Were you worried?
哦 不 嗯... Oh, no. Um...
没有理由 我只是... No reason. I just...
好吧 我只是想确认一下你和... Well, I was just checking up on you and...
好了 一切都很好 Well, everything's fine.
好吧 All right.
Sylvie Look, Sylvie,
我知道我不擅长这个 爸爸/丈夫的事情 I know I'm not good at all this, you know, dad/husband thing.
你做得很好 Dexter You're doing fine, Dexter.
不 我知道如果你有一个收据 No, and I know if you had a receipt,
你会带我回到很久以前 you would have taken me back a long time ago.
但是 我正在解决好吗? 耐心等一下吧 But, you know, I'm working on it, all right? So bear with me. That's all.
我必须得去了 I've got to go.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow. All right.
再见 晚安 Night. Good night.
好笑的? Funny?
非常有趣 Very funny.
看看你 你甚至看起来像一个作家 Well, look at you. You even look like a writer.
一个在巴黎的作家 A writer in Paris.
是不是有一个词专门形容这个的? There's a word for this, isn't there?
嗯 Butch Uh, butch.
我本来想说 gamine I was gonna say gamine.
你是什么样子? What do you look like?
我? 一个搞砸了的离婚者 Me? A screwed-up divorce?
我的公寓就在不远处?我们可以... So my apartment's not far. Shall we?
你会留在这里多久? How long are you staying for?
我想这由你决定 真的... I suppose it's up to you, really. It's just...
我只是想说点什么 Look, I just wanted to say something
说一些在电话里说不出口的事 which I couldn't really do over the phone.
好了 自从我们最后一次在伦敦见面以来... Well, ever since we were last together in London...
Dexter 你说别的之前 我... Dexter, before you say anything else, I have to...
有些事情我要告诉你 There's something I have to tell you.
你去约会了! You've met someone!
这很难以置信吗? Is that really so hard to believe?
-一个人吗? -是的 一个人 一个家伙 -A man? -Yes, a man. A guy.
一个家伙! 他现在是男人了是吧? 我懂了 A guy! He's a guy now, is he? I see.
他叫 Jean-Pierre He's called Jean-Pierre,
Jean-Pierre Dusollier Jean-Pierre Dusollier.
什么 他是法国人吗? What, he's French?
不 Dex 他是威尔士人 No, Dex, he's Welsh.
他的帅气 他的迷人 He's handsome. He's charming.
他只是非常 非常法国 He's just very, very French.
什么 你的意思是粗鲁? What, you mean rude?
不 嚣张? No. Arrogant?
抽烟太多了 戴着一串洋葱 Smokes too much, wears a string of onions.
你为什么要这样? Why are you being like this?
哦 你的意思是性感吗? Oh, God, you mean sexy. Is that what you mean?
你在跟很多人内个? You're having lots of sex?
从什么时候开始我需要征求你的许可? Since when do I need to ask your permission?
谁会知道啊 你从来也不征求我的许可 God knows you never asked mine.
但我们只是睡在一起 But we just slept together.
我没有忘记 I haven't forgotten.
Dexter 我们有点醉了 Dexter, we got a bit drunk.
是啊 不就是喝醉了 Yeah, not that drunk.
你把你的裤子脱了放在你的鞋子上 You took your trousers off over your shoes.
不 我没有 No, I didn't.
我有吗? Did I?
我以为你在为Sylvie和离婚的事烦恼 I think that you were upset about Sylvie and the divorce,
而你需要在一个肩膀上哭 and you needed a shoulder to cry on.
或者睡在那上面 Or sleep with.
而这就是我 陪睡先生 And that's what I was, a shoulder to sleep with.
这就是你这样做的原因对吧? And that's why you did it, was it?
为了让我精神振奋起来 To cheer me up.
反正这奏效了 Well, it worked, didn't it?
那是一个是我生命中最美好的夜晚之一 If you must know, it was one of the better nights of my life.
看到了吗? See?
不要钓鱼 Don't fish.
Dex 只有一次 Dex, it was one time.
才不是 三次了 Well, it was three times.
来吧 你看 你不觉得这是一个好主意? Come on. Look, you don't think it's a good idea?
你和我 You and me.
是啊 我一直这么认为 I do. I did.
在80年代后期 In the late '80s.
对 Right.
最好动身了 Better get going.
为什么呢? 我们在做什么呢? Why? What are we doing?
Jean-Pierre 想见你 Jean-Pierre wants to meet you.
哦 你在开玩笑 Oh, you're kidding.
我们要听他弹奏 We're going to hear him play.
弹奏? Play?
他是爵士乐音乐家 He's a jazz musician.
坏小子 Bastard.
我们要听他用钢琴弹上九个小时爵士乐 We're going to listen to him play free jazz on the piano for about nine hours,
会很有乐趣的 根本不会尴尬 and it's going to be lots of fun and in no way awkward.
你不是要这样走出去吧? You're not going out like that, are you?
让我筋疲力尽 Just do me up.
那是 Jean-Pierre That's Jean-Pierre.
在哪里? Where?
噢 你至少可以找一个好看点的 Oh, God. You could have at least found someone a bit good-looking.
你知道 EM 我敢肯定他是一个 You know, Em, I'm sure he's a
很好的爵士乐钢琴家 fine jazz pianist.
我只是不确定我可以这样做 I just don't think I can do this.
哦 真的吗? Oh. Really?
是啊 我就是去看电影 然后回公寓 Yeah, I'll just go and see a movie and go back to the apartment.
然后我想我要去搭明天第一趟火车 And then I think I'm going to get the first train back tomorrow.
你不一定要离开 You don't have to leave.
我觉得我要 I think I do.
对不起 Dex I'm sorry, Dex.
嘿 不要这样 Hey, don't be.
去吧 Go on.
嘿 Salut. Hey. Salut
等等! Dexter ! Wait! Dexter!
我以为我已经摆脱你了 I thought I got rid of you.
如果你耍弄我 Dexter ... If you muck me about, Dexter...
EM 我发誓 我发誓 我不会 Em, I swear. I swear I won't.
引诱我 或者让我失望 或着暗算我 Lead me on, or let me down, or go behind my back,
我会杀死你的 I will murder you.
我不会这样做 I won't do that.
你发誓? You swear?
是的 我发誓 我发誓 Yeah, I swear. I swear.
我想感谢大家百忙中抽空来我们的婚礼 I would like to thank everyone for coming to our wedding.
这只能形容为旋风式的浪漫 For what can only be described as a whirlwind romance.
笑声停止 Pause for laughter.
说真的 当人们问Emma和我第一次是怎么遇见的 Seriously, when people ask how Emma and I first met,
我就告诉他们我们一起长大 I tell them that we grew up together.
Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah.
你不会说内个的那一天吧? You're not going to say, "Blah, blah, blah," on the day, are you?
你不应该听到这个的 You are not supposed to be hearing this.
如果我有注意到怎么办? What if I have notes?
来吧 让我看看 Come on, let me see.
不要 No, no.
当我们结婚的时候 你要绝对服从我 When we're married, you're going to have to obey me.
是的 我敢肯定这将要发生 Yeah, I'm sure that's going to happen.
什么? 不是吗? What? Not again?
你介意吗? You don't mind, do you?
不 我不介意 No, I don't mind.
虽然有健康和安全问题 Although, there are health and safety issues.
我可能会失去我的驾照的 I could lose my license.
他们肯定不知道我们去哪里了 They'll wonder where we've got to.
MMM! Mmm! Mmm.
我可以肯定的这是烧焦的味道 I can definitely smell burning.
你好 Hello, hello.
嗨 Hi, there.
来这里 我们走吧 Come here, you. Here we go.
你想给我一个吻吗? 亲我吧 Do you want to give me a big kiss? Give me a big kiss.
继续 Go on.
看电视只能从5:30看到6:00 TV between 5:30 and 6:00, but no more.
而她7点半一定要上床 And she has to be in bed by 7:30.
好 你想跑进去? All right, do you want to run inside?
去看看 Emma 好女孩 Go see Emma. Good girl.
我在这里 Jasmine I'm out here, Jasmine.
她现在很喜欢来这里 She's loving coming here at the moment.
好 很好 非常好 Well, good. That's great.
我真为你高兴 I'm really pleased for you.
我会邀请你进来 这... Look, I'd invite you in. It's just...
不 没事 我们要去看看我的家人了 No, it's fine. We've got to go and see my family.
玩得开心点 谢谢 Have fun. Thanks.
是啊 Dexter? Yeah. Dexter ?
我一直在思考 I've been thinking.
我也有 So have I.
我想与我爱的男人要一个孩子 I want a child with the man I love.
如果他不想要孩子 那我们生一个吧 And if he won't do it, then I want one with you.
好吧 那我们最好现在开始 Well, then, we'd better get started.
我很累了 I look so tired.
因此练习一下 迟点才来跟我游泳 So take some exercise. Come swimming with me later.
不 不 我不能 我在咖啡馆有太多事忙了 No, no, I can't. I've got to do too much at the cafe.
好 不要 Fine. Don't.
顺便说一下 我知道你很八卦 By the way, in case you're interested,
事实上我没有怀孕 I'm not pregnant.
EM 你怎么知道? Em, how do you know?
你怎么想的? How do you think?
但我们可以再试一次 We could try again, though.
来吧 看着... 不 不 不 不 来吧 Come on, look... No, no, no, no. Come on.
我很抱歉 好吗? Look, I'm sorry. All right?
不 No, I am for taking it out on you.
我们今天状态不佳? We're not at our best today, are we?
听着 我们下班后见面吧? Listen, why don't we meet each other after work?
然后去电影院看电影 你挑电影吧 We'll go to the movies. Your choice.
看有字幕的 Something with subtitles.
哦 Ooh.
我们可以去吃晚餐 就你和我 And we can go and have some dinner. Just you and me,
我们可以解决这个问题 好吗? and we can work this out. All right?
-我保证 -Mmm-hmm. -I promise. -MMM - HMM
是啊 Yeah.
好了 Okay.
谢谢 非常感谢 Thank you. Thanks a lot.
嘿 我只是想说我可能要迟到了 Hey, there. Just to say I'm running late,
不过我已经快到了 but I'm on my way.
我很抱歉今天上午这么生气 I'm sorry for being so snappy this morning.
嘿 我只是想说我可能要迟到了 Hey, there. Just to say I'm running late,
不过我已经快到了 but I'm on my way.
我很抱歉今天上午这么生气 And I'm sorry for being so snappy this morning.
我只想说你是一个好人 I just wanted to say you're a fine thing,
Dexter Mayhew Dexter Mayhew.
我十分爱你 I love you very much.
好吧 笑吧你 你真幸运! Okay, there you go. Lucky you!
爸爸 Dad.
- Dexter ? 你好 亲爱的 - Dexter ? Hello, darling.
你没事吧? 去穿衣服 Are you all right? Go and get dressed.
Sylvie, Sylvie,
Dexter? Dexter ? Sylvie, Sylvie.
Dexter? Dexter ?
Sylvie Sylvie 我搞砸了 Sylvie, Sylvie, I screwed up.
Jasmine 现在! Jasmine, now!
我搞砸了 I screwed up.
没事 你没事 It's all right. You're all right.
不 我搞砸了 No, I screwed up.
来吧 起来吧 Come on, let's get you up. Come on.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
好 It's all right.
噢 Dex 来吧 Aw, Dex, come on.
你这个可怜的东西 You poor thing.
噢 上帝 Dexter Oh, God. Dexter.
-由于雨水落到地面 水位开始回升 -As the rain came down,the water levels began to rise.
那么这将是一个一年一度的节日 你觉得呢? So is this going to be an annual festival, do you think?
每年7月15日? Every year, 15th of July?
好吧 我希望不会 Well, I hope not.
我不想 谈心 I don't want a heart-to-heart.
你呢? Do you?
没有 我宁可不谈 No, no. I'd rather not.
只是说 我觉得你应该做的最好的事 Except to say, that I think the best thing that you could do
就是像 Emma 还在你身边那样继续生活下去 would be to try to live your life as if Emma was still here.
不是吗? Don't you?
我不知道我能不能 I don't know if I can.
当然你也可以 Of course you can.
你觉得我最近10年都做了什么? What do you think I've been doing for the past 10 years?
现在是9点 Silent Witness 要开始了 Now Silent Witness is on. 9:00.
对 Right.
Ian 上帝! Ian. God!
嗨 你好 Hi. Hello, mate.
你呢? 是啊 看看这个 Are you well? Yeah, look at this.
所以 你最近怎样? 脱口秀怎么样? So, how are you? How's the stand-up comedy?
其实我放弃了 Oh, well, I gave that up, actually.
这真可惜 That's a shame.
不 因为我从来都不擅长这个 No, not really, because I was never any good.
我唯一的一次让 Emma 笑 The only time I ever made Emma laugh
就是当我从楼梯掉下去的时候 was when I fell down the stairs. Really.
不 我现在卖保险 No, I'm in insurance now.
太好了 Great, great.
我讨厌今天 七月十五月 I hate today. Fifteenth of July.
圣斯威逊节 Saint Swithin's Day.
这是一个艰难的圣斯威逊节 It's a tough one.
我以前从来没有注意过它 I never noticed it before,
但它是总是在那里静静守候 but it was always there just waiting,
潜伏 lurking.
我以前也很恨你 I used to hate you, too.
很暴力 Dexter Quite violently, actually, Dexter.
我很抱歉 但... No, I'm sorry, but...
因为 她点燃了你的激情 Because, she lit up with you.
她从来没有这样对我 Just in a way that she never would with me,
这件事一直让我很生气 因为... and it used to make me so angry because...
我觉得你不配得到她 我可以这样说吗? I didn't think that you deserved her. Can I say this?
是啊 继续 Yeah, go on.
她让你体面 She made you decent.
然后为了回报 你让她非常高兴 And then in return, you made her so happy.
太高兴了 So happy.
为此我一直很感激你的 And I will always be grateful to you for that.
And on that bombshell, back to the sticks.
还有我宿命 看他们 There's my lot out there. Oh! Look at them.
是啊 我知道 Yeah, I know.
保持联系 我会给你打个电话 So, listen, we'll stay in touch. I'll give you a call.
不 我不认为这是必要的 No, I don't think that's necessary.
我觉得我们以后不会再联系了 I think we're done here.
来这里 Come here.
祝你好运 Good luck, mate. All right?
你也一样 You, too.
谢谢 Thank you.
你的到处都是蛋糕碎 You've got cake everywhere.
起来 Wake up.
起床啦 Wake up.
好 不要惊慌 就我一个 It's all right. Don't panic. It's only me.
Emma Emma Morley Emma. Emma Morley.
是的 你好 Yes. Hello.
你有什么建议呢? So what do you suggest we do?
我们可以保持联系 We could stay in touch.
今天 我们是注定要做一些东西的 Today. We're meant to be doing something today.
对 对 对 Right. Right, right.
你看 今天对我来说真的有点棘手 Look, today's a bit tricky for me, really.
不 不 不是 这只是... No, no, it's not that. It's just...
好吧 我要去见我的父母 Well, I'm meeting my parents,
然后我得回来... and then I've got to get back...
哦 对的 你或许应该去 Oh, yeah, yeah, you should probably go then.
能遇见你真好 再见了 It was lovely to meet you. Bye, now.
我迟点才要去见他们 所以如果你想 Look, that's not until later, so if you wanted to,
我们可以去散步吗? we could go for a walk or something?
好啊 Okay.
来吧 跟上 Come on, keep up.
是这些鞋子的原因 我不能穿着这种鞋爬山 It's these shoes. I can't mountain climb in brogues.
这不是乔戈里峰 It's not K2.
这只是一座大山 好吧? It's just a big hill, all right?
小孩子都能爬上去 A child could do it.
我不希望你想起昨晚的任何事 I don't want you thinking I'm bothered or anything about last night.
我不希望要你的电话号码 I don't want your phone number,
或者信件 或者明信片 or letters, or postcards.
我不想跟你结婚 I don't want to get married to you.
也绝对不希望怀上你的孩子 Definitely don't want to have your babies.
不管明天发生什么事 把握好今天 Whatever happens tomorrow, we've had today.
如果我们将来偶然相遇 And if we should bump into each other sometime in the future,
那也很好啊 well, that's fine, too.
我们会成为朋友 We'll be friends.
是啊 Yeah, right.
或者 另一方面... Or, you know, on the other hand...
继续 Go on.
好吧 我的父母暂时还不会回来 Well, my parents don't arrive until later.
所以? So?
所以 我家里没有人了 So, well, the flat's empty.
如果你想完成我们之间未了的事 You know, if you wanted to finish what we started.
什么? 内个? What? Sober?
而且是在白天 And in daylight.
看谁快! Race you!
你想要我背你吗 老头? Do you want a piggy-back, you old man?
这鞋子 在这里根本走不动 It's these shoes. There's no blooming grip on these things.
这里 来这里 Here, come here, you.
你带 Emma 来过这里? Did you come up here with Emma?
是的 一次 Yeah, once.
这是很久以前的事了 That was a long time ago now.
你想念她吗? Do you miss her?
嗯 我当然想念她 Well, of course, I do.
她... 她是我最好的的朋友 She was... She was my best friend.
现在谁是你最好的朋友呢? Who's your best friend now then?
当然是你 来这里 Well, you are, of course. Come here.
为什么 谁是你最好的朋友? Why, who's yours?
我认为那可能是妈妈 I think it's probably Mum.
是啊 Yeah.
我不是那么吧可怕? I'm not so terrible though, am I?
我才不会回答你 I'm not answering that.
你知道你是什么 You know what you are.
转过这个弯就是了 这边走 It's just round the corner. This way.
Dexter ! Oh, Dexter!
可恶 他们早到了 Damn it, they're early.
你们真早 You're early.
我们以为我们会令你感到惊讶 We thought we'd surprise you.
显然 得逞了 Clearly, we have.
妈妈 爸爸 这是 Emma Morley Mum, Dad, this is Emma Morley. Morley.
你好 很高兴见到你 Hello. Pleased to meet you.
Emma 你会和我们一起喝茶 是吗? Emma, you'll join us for tea, yes?
不 不 谢谢 我应该让你去喝茶的 No, no, thanks. I should leave you to it.
-你要走了吗? -是啊 -Are you going to go? -Yeah. Well,
很高兴可以和你见面... pleasure to meet you and...
祝你幸福 Well, have a nice life.
好了 Okay.
我很抱歉 我们刚刚打搅你了吗? I'm sorry. Did we just interrupt something?
没有 Emma 只是我的好朋友 No, no. Emma's just a good friend.
昨天你不也穿着这件吗? Weren't you wearing this yesterday?
流氓 The rascal.
EM 等一下 Em, wait! Wait, wait.
我需要你的电话号码 Look, I need your phone number.
我的电话号码? 当然 My number? Right. Of course.
我对这一切感到很抱歉 Look, I'm so sorry about all of that.
我没想见到他们直到我们... 你懂的 I wasn't expecting them until after we... Well, you know.
对 Right.
这是我在爱丁堡的电话 This is me in Edinburgh.
对 Right.
我父母的电话 My parents' number
还有他们的地址 以防万一 and their address just in case.
对 Right.
爸爸工作的地方有传真机 Oh. Dad's got a fax machine at work.
留个电话号码就够了 Just the phone number's fine.
谢谢 Thank you.
我要走了 Look, I've got to go.
我知道 I know.
但我们会再见面的 But we will see each other again.
我知道我们会 I know we will.
再见了 Dex Goodbye, Dex.
再见 Goodbye.