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-=TLF字幕组=- 翻译：爱尔兰大洋芋 校对：爱尔兰大洋芋
Melancholy of Lars Von Trier
第一幕 贾丝汀 Part 1 JUSTINE
先生 Sir...
我想你应该再往后倒一点儿 You can back up a little more if you want... I think you need that extra...
我觉得他听不到你在说什么 I don't think he can hear you.
先生，能听到我说话吗？ Sir, can you hear me up there?
水手，收到命令了吗？ Can you copy, sailor?
我想他是外地人 I think he's in a different county...
差不多5英尺 It's like five feet.
还有五英尺，他就停下来了 And now he stops. He's got five feet here.
好了，停，停，停 That's good. Stop, stop, stop, stop!
等等，等等 Wait, wait, wait!
太近了
也许他可以继续往前开一点点 You're a little close. I think he can keep going a little bit, maybe.
- 哦，不，不 - 他不能，我想… Oh, no, no, no. He can't. I don't...
- 请你小心一点，这不是我的车 - 我会的 Be careful, please. It is not my car. I will.
我保证 I promise.
请往左倒，好，停下来，先生 Turn around to the left, please. Stop there, sir.
往前开，先生 Straighten up, sir.
瞧，我做得很好，是吧？ Yeah, I think I'm good there, right?
你都没在看 You're not even looking.
我只知道看起来不妙 I can see it's not looking good.
我是一个很有经验的司机 I'm a very experienced driver...
- 车离那边儿太近了 - 真的吗？ It's like really close on that side. Really?
是的，不要再往那面儿开了，往前走 Yeah, don't go any further forward. Just straight...
我怎么把它们收回去？ How do I put it in...?
什么？ What?
朝这边吗？ This way?
快闪开 Get out of the way.
来吧 Come on.
对不起 Sorry.
是的，我知道 Yes, I know.
我们很抱歉 We're sorry.
迟到这么久，都懒得说你们了 I won't even bother saying how late you are.
对不起，真的很抱歉 Sorry. We're really sorry.
嗨 Hi.
嗨，克莱尔，很抱歉 Hi, Claire. So sorry.
嗨 Hi.
我们应该选辆小点儿的车 We probably should have taken something smaller.
都是你的好主意，雇了辆加长豪车 This brilliant idea was yours of renting a stretch.
这不是我的婚礼，好吗？ This is very much not my project, okay?
整整一周我都在和世界上最呆笨的人打交道 I spent the whole week with the dullest man on earth.
还有史上最贵的婚礼策划 Not to mention the most expensive wedding planner on the planet.
所以这是你想要的？ Okay, so you want this?
是的，当然了 Yeah, of course.
那么，两小时之前你就应该在那儿了 So, when you're there... and that was two hours ago.
好吧 Okay.
好了，我们走 All right, let's go.
那颗星星叫什么 What star is that?
我不知道 I don't know.
约翰，你不是这方面的专家吗？ John, you're a bit of an expert on stars, aren't you?
我不敢这样说 I wouldn't say that.
哦，你当然是了 Oh, yes you would.
你看到的是哪一颗？ Which one are you looking at exactly?
红色那个 The red one.
我很惊讶你竟然看得到 I'm amazed you can see that.
那是心宿二，天蝎座最明亮的主星 That's Antares. It's the main star in the Scorpio constellation.
贾丝汀 Justine...
哦，我们得先去马厩看看亚伯拉罕 We just have to go to the stables to say hello to Abraham.
- 不，别去了 - 哦，我要去 No, you're not. Oh, yes.
亚伯拉罕是谁？ Who's Abraham?
亚伯拉罕 Abraham.
瞧，我结婚了 Look, I'm married.
迈克尔现在是我的丈夫 Michael's my husband now.
你们会喜欢对方的 I'm sure you two will like each other.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
我是它的情人，只有我才能骑它 I'm his mistress. I'm the only one who can ride him.
并不完全是这样 That's not exactly true.
咋了？我偶尔也会遛遛它 What? Occasionally I take her for a ride.
待会儿见 See you later.
我必须要说出来 I can no longer be silent. All the guests are waiting for more than two hours.
所有客人都等了两个多小时了
我知道 I know.
我是没辙了 I'm at the end of my rope.
史丹纳姆和马可先生为你们服务 Welcome to the reception of Mr. Steinam, Mr. Marko.
- 谢谢 - 谢谢你，神父 Thank you. Thank you, Little Father.
你们能参与一下婚礼的豆子猜奖吗？ Would you be so good as to to participate in the wedding bean lottery?
当然 Of course.
请猜下瓶子里 Please submit your bid as to the total number of beans in the bottle.
豆子的总数
呃…两百万零六颗 Yes, er... two million and six beans.
两百万零六颗 Two million and six beans.
你能代表妻子猜一下吗？ Would you care to make a bid on behalf of your wife?
哦，我可不敢，真的 Oh, I don't dare to do that. I really don't.
那好，我们会给新娘留个机会 Very well, we'll let madam's bid remain open.
我们来了 We made it.
嗨，妈妈 Hi, Mom.
我喜欢你的礼服 Love that dress.
新婚快乐，「无所不能」的姨妈 Congratulations Aunt Steelbreaker.
谢谢你，里奥 Thanks, Leo.
- 这是什么？ - 一把小匕首 What's this? A dagger.
哇 Wow!
小亲亲 Sweetheart.
我来给你介绍 这是贝蒂…和贝蒂 Let me introduce you. This is Betty... and Betty.
贝蒂还有贝蒂，这是我的女儿贾丝汀 Betty and Betty, this is my daughter, Justine.
嗨，很高兴见到你 Hi, nice to meet you.
- 我要去和其他人打招呼了 - 当然，当然 I'm gonna say hi to everybody. Of course, of course.
女士们，先生们 Ladies and gentlemen...
久等了，让我们为新人干杯 We waited a while for this. A toast to the bride and the groom.
贾丝汀和迈克尔 Justine and Michael.
盘子要从左向右传 The tray must go left to right...
从左向右 From left to right.
贾丝汀，我不想讲话 Justine, I don't want to make a speech.
为什么？拜托 Why? Please.
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
马上你就知道了 You'll see.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
我身边的两位女士都没有勺子 Neither of the ladies sitting next to me has been given a spoon.
能给我一把吗 I'd like very much to have one.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你赢了 You're terrible.
服务生 Waiter.
贾丝汀，能帮我狠狠地扇你父亲一耳光吗？ Justine, would you mind slapping your father for me hard, please.
提姆 Tim.
贾丝汀， 看在上帝份儿上，听着 Justine, listen up, goddammit.
也许你们都知道了 As most of you know, I'm here tonight playing sort of a double role.
今晚我要扮演的是双重角色
在新郎这边，我是伴郎 On Michael's side, I'm best man.
巧的是，我同时也是新娘的上司 And, coincidentally, I'm also the employer of the bride.
我对新郎毫无异议 I've got nothing bad to say about the groom, but...
但是，新娘 The bride...
贾丝汀 Justine...
美丽动人的女子 Gorgeous woman...
你给我设计的广告词呢？ Where's my tagline?
你不是一直擅长在匆忙中想出广告语吗 You were always great in coming up with a tagline in a hurry.
怎么了？ What happened?
被你的感情生活控制了？ Did your emotional life suddenly take over?
找到真命天子让你无法专心工作了吗？ Did finding the man of your life render you unable to work?
我这样问是因为如果要我从 I'm just asking because if I were to choose between
好朋友的妻子和雇员中做选择 a woman for my dear friend Michael and an employee...
我肯定会选雇员 I would always choose the employee.
广告语，贾丝汀，广告语 Advertising, Justine, advertising.
贾丝汀，你的才智远不止这些 Justine, you were way, way, way too good for advertising.
你知道的，我也知道，我们都知道 You know it, I know it, we all know it.
所以谢谢你留下来并肩作战 So thank you for staying with it.
接下来你们都想想广告词 I'm gonna let you and the rest of you think about this tagline now
而我要泄露一点儿天机 while I leak a bit of news.
今天我的公司并没有失去一个广告文编 Today the company hasn't lost a copywriter...
反而得到了一位艺术总监 The company has gained a new art director.
那就是你，贾丝汀 And that's you, Justine.
祝贺你 Congratulations.
该死，你凭实力拿到的 Goddammit, you earned it.
新娘的父亲有话要说 The father of the bride wants a word.
我亲爱的女儿 My dear girl, you look...
你今天漂亮极了 glowing today.
而我呢，被几个贝蒂搞晕了 And me, I'm just a little confused what with all the Bettys at my table.
从没见过你像今天这样开心 Never seen you look so happy.
说到这儿，就避免不了要提到你的母亲 So, what can say without talking about your mother?
也就是我的前妻 My wife of yesteryear.
我也不希望这样 Which is exactly what I don't wish to do.
认识她的人都知道 I don't think that I would be revealing any secret if I were to say
她有时候
非常的专横 that she can be very domineering at times.
专横？ Domineering?
简直是胡说八道 What a load of crap!
如果还有人不认识我 那么我是克莱尔和贾丝汀的母亲 For those who don't know who I am, I'm Claire and Justine's mother.
贾丝汀，如果说你还有野心的话 Justine, if you have any ambition at all,
那肯定不是来自于你父亲那边 it certainly doesn't come from your father's side of the family.
是的 Yes.
我不会祷告，我也不相信婚姻 I wasn't at the church. I don't believe in marriage.
克莱尔，你是个有灵性的孩子 Claire, whom I have always taken for a sensible girl,
你安排了一场非常精彩的婚礼 you've arranged a spectacular party.
至死不渝，永不分离 Till death do us part and forever and ever... Justine and Michael.
贾丝汀和迈克尔
我只想说一句 I just have one thing to say...
及时行乐 Enjoy it while it lasts.
个人而言，我憎恶婚姻 I myself hate marriages.
行了，加比 Gaby, please.
特别是涉及到我最亲近的家人 Especially when they involve my closest family members.
那你还来做什么？ Why did you even bother coming?
贾丝汀，跟我来 Justine, come with me.
听着，我们说好了今晚 Listen to me. We agreed that you weren't going to make any scenes tonight.
你不会耍脾气的
他们不会想看到我大吵大闹的 The don't want any scenes.
是的，我们不想 No, we don't!
不想 No.
看着我，我在和你说话呢 Look at me when I'm talking to you.
我又没做什么 But I didn't do anything.
你知道我的意思 You know what I mean.
好吧 Okay.
很好 Okay.
下面由凯瑟琳为大家演奏 Katherine has demanded the floor.
新娘去哪儿了？ Where is the bride?
我找遍了，没看到 I've looked everywhere, no bride.
现在由新郎为新娘致辞 Now the groom is going to give a speech for the bride.
亲爱的贾丝汀 Dear Justine...
这是在干嘛？我不善言辞 What are you doing to me? I've never given a speech before.
说真的，我以前从没演讲过 I'm serious, I've never given a speech before.
贾丝汀才是演讲者 她可以说出美妙的语言 Justine is the speaker. She can say the most wonderful things, but...
该死，那就让她来说好了 Then let her make the speech, damn it.
贾丝汀 Justine...
我是如此爱你 I love you so much...
我从没想过会娶到这么漂亮的妻子 And never dreamed that I would have such a gorgeous wife.
我相信我是世界上最幸运的男人 I believe that I'm the luckiest man on Earth.
我爱你 I love you.
差不多就这些了 That's kind of it. That's all I have.
各位，请移步到客厅 Hello, everyone, we're going to move to the living room
这样我们可以收拾下桌子 so that we can clear some tables.
新人会给大家跳舞 Then the newlyweds will dance.
然后，11:30的时候 And then, at eleven thirty, the bride and groom will cut the cake in here.
新郎新娘会在这儿切蛋糕
这孩子想睡觉了 He wants to be put to bed.
宝贝儿，你今晚表现得很好 Sweety, you did so good.
让我来吧 I wanna do it.
- 不用，今晚是属于你的 - 没事，让我来吧 No, tonight's your night. No, please.
- 你确定？ - 是的，来 Are you sure? Yeah, come on.
- 晚安，宝贝儿 - 来，过来 Good night, sweetheart. Come on, come here.
舒服吗？ Are you comfortable?
我们什么时候一起建洞穴？ When are we gonna build caves together?
我们会建很多很多的洞穴 但不是今晚 We're gonna build lots of caves together. Just not tonight.
你仍然是我「无所不能」的姨妈，对吗？ You're still my aunt Steelbreaker, aren't you?
是的，我是 Yes. It's exactly who I am.
贾丝汀 Justine...
嗨，克莱尔 Hi, Claire.
我刚刚打了个盹 I'm just taking a little nap.
别睡了，这是你的婚礼 Don't nap, it's your wedding.
这还没到一半儿呢 You're not even halfway through yet.
对，你是对的 No. you're right.
我得整理下自己 I have to pull myself together.
怎么了，贾丝汀？ What's going on, Justine?
这段路我走得步履维艰 I'm trudging in through this...
一直在祈祷 Praying really hard.
就好像双腿都被缠住了 It's clinging to my legs.
要用尽力气才能缓慢前行 It's really heavy to drag along.
不，不是这样的 No, you're not.
我知道你不愿意听这些 I know you'll hate to hear it.
这些话别和迈克尔说 Don't say a word to Michael.
你以为我傻吗？ You think I'm stupid?
我去叫她 I'll get her.
- 还有我妈妈 - 好的 And my mom, too. Yeah.
贾丝汀，我是约翰 要准备切蛋糕了，亲爱的 Justine, It's John. We're ready to cut the cake, sweetheart.
快点下楼来，好吗？ Please come downstairs as soon as you can, okay?
加比 Gaby...
加比，很抱歉打搅你 我们要准备切蛋糕了 Gaby, I'm sorry to disturb you, but we're ready to cut the cake.
贾丝汀第一次学会用便壶便便的时候 When Justine took her first crap on her potty, I wasn't there.
我不在那儿
她第一次爱爱的时候 我也不在那儿 When she had her first sexual intercourse, I wasn't there.
所以别用这些狗屁仪式来烦我 So give me a break, please, with all your fucking rituals.
不可理喻，真是他妈的不可理喻 Unbelievable, fucking unbelievable.
谢谢大家的耐心 Everyone, thank you for being so patient.
新娘的婚纱出了点小状况 We're just having a little issue with the wedding dress. She'll be right down.
她马上就来
那娘儿俩把自己锁在浴室里 Those bitches have locked themselves in their bedrooms and now they're taking a bath.
这个时候她们居然在泡澡
你们家的人都有病吧？ Is everybody in your family stark raving mad?
- 这太尴尬了 - 我知道 This is embarrassing. I know.
我们应该在客房里弄淋浴 We should have put showers in the guest wing. I've said it a hundred times.
我说了多少次了
想泡澡的话 For fuck's sakes, if people want to linger in a bath, stay at home.
他妈的滚回家去泡
这里可是有18洞的高尔夫球场 还有其他地方能和这儿比吗 Here we offer you an 18 hole golf course, where else would they get that?
没有 Nowhere.
不可理喻 Unbelievable!
- 她来了 - 谁，贾丝汀？ That's it, she's out. What, Justine?
你母亲 Your mother.
不可理喻 Unbelievable.
她毁了我策划的婚礼 我不会看她的 She ruined my wedding. I will not look at her.
棒极了 Outstanding.
天吶，我们把它切了 My God, we cut it.
对不起 I'm sorry.
不，别那样说 No, don't say that.
你永远都不应该说对不起 You should never say you're sorry.
我知道你今晚有点不在状态 I can see that you're not feeling well tonight.
你昨天就该告诉我你还没准备好 You should have seen you weren't ready yesterday.
最近我对你的关心不够 I haven't been taking care of you lately.
是我不好 It's my fault.
- 我们找个地方谈谈？ - 好的 Can we talk somewhere? Of course.
坐下来 Sit down, please.
我本打算明天给你这个的 I wasn't going to give you this until tomorrow.
我找到我们的小土地了 I found our plot of land.
他们叫它「帝国苹果」 They call it Empire apples.
鲜红欲滴，香甜可口 They're bright red and very sweet.
但又点缀着一点恰到好处的酸味 But with the perfect tartness.
我领养了一棵 I had one as a kid.
非常漂亮，对吧？ Beautiful, huh?
十年后，这些果树会枝繁叶茂 In ten years' time, when the trees have grown you can sit in the shade, in a chair.
当你心情低落的时候
就可以坐在树荫下的摇椅上 If you still have days when you're feeling a little sad...
我想那会让你重新快乐起来的 I think that will make you happy again.
这真的很贴心 It's very sweet.
是吗？ Yeah?
难怪你最近这么忙 No wonder you've been so busy.
我昨天在地契上签字了 本不打算告诉你的 I signed the deed for it yesterday, I didn't want to tell you.
给 Here.
不，应该你留着 No, you should have it,
我希望你一直留着它 然后时不时的看一看 I want you to have it with you all the time and hold on to it.
这样你就会有坚持下去的勇气 So you can look at it once in a while.
我会一直带在身边的 I'll always keep with me.
我们还可以在其中一棵树上放个秋千 Maybe we can have a little swing hanging from one of the trees.
到时再说吧 We'll talk about that when the time comes.
对，当然 Yeah, no... of course.
到时再说 When the time comes.
再见 Goodbye.
你最好给我快乐起来 You'd better be goddamn happy.
对，我应该快乐 Yes, I should be.
真的应该 I really should be.
你知道这场婚礼花了我多少钱吗？ Do you have any idea how much this party cost me? A ballpark figure?
大概的数字？
不 No.
不知道 I don't.
- 我应该知道吗？ - 我想是的 Should I? Yes, I think you should.
很多很多钱 A great deal of money.
一笔巨资 A huge amount of money.
事实上，对大多数人来说 值他们一条胳膊或是一条腿了 In fact, for most people, an arm and a leg.
我希望你觉得物有所值 I hope you feel it's well spent.
这个，得看我们之间的交易了 Well, that depends on whether or not we have a deal.
- 交易 - 对，交易 A deal? Yes, a deal.
那就是你会快乐 That you'll be happy.
哦，当然，这是我们的交易 Yes, of course. Of course we have a deal.
很好 Good.
新婚快乐 Congratulations.
我很想把你母亲踢出去 I tried to throw your mother out.
是的，平时你早这样做了 Yes, you usually do.
对，是这样 Yes, I do.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你帮了我策划了一个很棒的婚礼 It's a wonderful party you've given me.
这片高尔夫球场有几个球洞？ How many holes are on our golf course?
18个 Eighteen.
答对了 That's right.
- 高兴吗？ - 嗯 Happy? Yeah.
来见见这位年轻人 This is the young man.
- 新婚快乐 - 谢谢 Congratulations. Thank you.
- 我叫提姆 - 你好，提姆 I'm Tim. Hi, Tim.
提姆两天前开始为我们工作 Tim started working for us two days ago.
他正好是我的侄子，不过这不重要 He happens to be my nephew, but ignore that.
提姆觉得我今晚不能 Tim thought I wouldn't be able to squeeze that tagline out of you tonight.
让你想出广告语
我认为这有点困难 I thought it might be difficult.
你们是同行了 我一听说他的教育背景后 You're colleagues. I hired him the moment I heard about his education.
就把他雇了
如果想在公关领域有所作为 What education is perfect if you want to make it in Public Relations?
应该拥有什么样的教育背景？
提姆？ Tim?
什么背景也没有，当然是这样了 None at all, of course.
简直太好了 It was almost too perfect.
他什么也不知道，我就是看上这点了 He knows nothing. I hired him on the spot.
薪水很可观，对吧，提姆？ And at a very good salary. What do you say, Tim?
很丰厚的薪水 A very good salary.
那么，欢迎加入，提姆 Welcome, then, Tim.
这简直就是天上掉馅饼的工作 There's just a slight catch to a very good job with a very good salary.
薪水很可观 The salary is very good.
怎么，你在指使提姆做什么？ Why, what are you pushing Tim into doing?
让你今晚弄出那条该死的广告词 To get that damn tagline out of you tonight.
否则他就会被炒鱿鱼 这很逊，因为他负债累累 Otherwise he's out on his ear, which sucks, considering the debts he's in.
再见 Goodbye.
你一旦给她工作了，她就不会放弃 Once you give her a job, she won't let go.
你要一直跟着她，见证伟大的时刻 You gotta be there at the time of birth, so you follow her now.
我是说，那条广告语的诞生 I mean, get that tagline.
一旦有想法了马上给我说 我会速速记下来 Do let me know if the tagline's there and I'll jot it down.
别烦我 Spare me.
我先出去一会儿 I'll go out for a minute.
我真的很抱歉 I'm really sorry.
我很兴奋很激动 我也知道这场婚礼花了约翰不少钱 I'm thrilled about this wedding and I know it's costing John a lot of money.
约翰这个大嘴巴… 他别老提这个 John's filthy mouth... He needs to shut up about it.
这不是钱的问题 It 's not about the cost.
我只是以为这是你想要的 It's just that I thought you really wanted this.
这确实是我希望的 But I do.
迈克尔整晚都试图和你沟通 Michael has tried to get through to you all evening to no avail.
然而只是徒劳
不是这样的 That's not true.
我很开心，一直在微笑 I smile and smile and smile...
你在对所有人说谎 You're lying to all of us.
你丢了东西都不知道吗？ Don't you miss this?
你来这儿干嘛？ What do you want in this place?
你不该出现在这儿 You've no business here.
我也一样 Nor have I.
你姐姐，被你弄得就像着魔了一样 Your sister, it seems, is somewhat bewitched by you.
妈妈 Mom...
我有点害怕 I'm a bit scared.
有点？ A bit?
我要是你，早就吓得魂不附体了 I'd be scared out of my wits if I were you.
不是，是其他的一些事情 No, it's something else, I...
我很恐惧，妈妈 I'm frightened, Mom.
我甚至都不能正常走路了 I have trouble walking properly.
在我看来，至少你还能动弹 You can still wobble, I see.
所以赶快滚下楼去 So just wobble the hell out of here.
别再神游了，贾丝汀 Stop dreaming, Justine.
- 我很害怕 - 我们都是，亲爱的 I'm scared. We all are, sweetie.
不要再想了，赶紧出去 Just forget it. Get the hell out of here.
不用，谢谢 No, thanks.
打扰，各位 Everybody, excuse me.
请跟着我们到外面来 Could you all follow us outside, please.
贝蒂，贝蒂，贝蒂 Betty, Betty, Betty...
再来一杯 Another glass, please.
你真的叫贝蒂吗？ Are you really called Betty?
- 抱歉，先生，我不是 - 没关系 No sir, sorry. Don't worry about it.
爸爸，我们能谈谈吗？ Dad, can we talk?
你能陪我坐一会儿吗？ Could you sit with me for a little while?
- 等一下 - 怎么了？ Wait. What?
等等 Wait.
放开我 Get out of me.
- 迈克尔，我想单独待一会儿 - 怎么了？ Michael, can you give me a moment? What's happened?
- 就一会儿，拜托 - 发生什么了？ Just give me a moment, please. What's happened?
我能单独待会儿吗？ Can I have a moment, please?
呃…当然可以 Yeah... of course.
帮我拉下拉链 Can you zip me?
你还好吗? Are you okay?
好了 Okay.
嗨 Hi.
晚安，玩得开心 Good night. Have a good time.
亲爱的，我正准备回家了 I'm on my way home, my darling.
别走，爸爸，我真的有话要和你说 Please, Dad, I really need to talk to you.
神父 Little Father...
我爸爸想在这儿住一晚，还有空房吗？ My dad would like to spend the night. Is there a room available?
8号房是空着的 Room number eight is vacant.
我们可以为你父亲准备 We could prepare that for your father.
- 呃… - 好的，就这么定了 Well .. Yes, my father likes that.
我们明天可以一起吃早餐了 Then we can have breakfast in the morning.
贾丝汀 Justine...
过来和我们一起喝洋葱汤 Why don't you come and have onion soup with us?
提姆，给我们盛点儿汤 Tim. Get us some soup.
今晚过得怎么样？ How's your wonderful night going?
真是为提姆感到难过 It's too bad about Tim.
他怎么了 What about Tim?
他被炒鱿鱼了 He got fired.
他还没干多久 He didn't last many hours in the business, but...
但世界就是这么变幻莫测，成王败寇 then again, it's a rather unpredictable one, you're king one day and beggar the next.
你打哪儿来就回哪儿去吧，伙计 So you go back to wherever you came from, right buddy?
我很高兴找到你了，杰克 I'm glad we found each other, Jack. I was looking for you.
我给你说什么来着，她就是个工作狂 即便是在新婚之夜 Didn't I tell you? She can't stop working, not even on your wedding night.
晚餐时我毫无头绪 I had nothing at the dinner...
但我一直有个想法 But I've been playing with an idea for a small campaign.
问题是，我们的产品质量很逊 The problem is, how do we effectively hook a group of minors
怎么才能有效地吸引年轻消费者 on our substandard product,
而且要以一种循序渐进的方式 preferably in a habit-forming way?
关于这次的广告语 And I've reached a conclusion in regards to the tagline.
我在想， 如果 I was just thinking, what if...
我们 instead...
把你当做卖点怎么样，杰克？ we try to sell you to the public, Jack?
然后，很意外的，我会结束在开始的地方 Then, surprisingly, I arrived right back where I started from.
回到原点 At nothing.
- 回到原点？ - 听上去是条不错的广告词，杰克 Nothing? It's not such a bad tagline, Jack.
我的新任艺术总监 Would my newly fledged aide please expand a little on the thoughts of the tagline?
你能解释得再具体点儿吗？
你总是贪得无厌，杰克 Nothing is too much for you, Jack.
我深深地厌恶你和你的公司 I hate you and your firm so deeply
以至于我都不知道该怎么形容 I couldn't find the words to describe it.
你是一个卑鄙的，迷恋权利的小人，杰克 You are a despicable, power-hungry little man, Jack.
这算是辞呈吗？ Is that a resignation?
我告诉你，工作不是你想找就能找的 'Cause there aren't too many jobs out there, I tell you.
我把盘子打碎了 I broke my plate.
我 So I...
我想 I guess we'll...
我该走了 take off now.
好的 Yes.
事情本可以不这样的 This could have been a lot different.
是的，迈克尔，本可以不这样 Yes, Michael, that have been.
但是，迈克尔 But, Michael...
你期望的又是怎样的呢？ what did you expect?
对 Yeah.
你是对的 You're right.
克莱尔 Claire...
有时候，我真的好恨你 Sometimes, I hate you so much.
在我看来，现在你缺一位老板和一位丈夫 The way I see it, you're now short of a boss and a husband.
我能厚着脸皮给你提点建议吗？ Could I, in all my humility, offer my services?
你有点子，我有商业头脑 You have the ideas, I have the head for business.
我们才是天造地设的一对 We could be the perfect couple.
我们爱爱得也很愉快 We've had good sex.
我不认为这是什么好主意 I don't think that's a very good idea.
不好 No.
打扰，抽奖结果出来了 Excuse me, the result is ready.
什么？ What?
瓶子里的豆子总数出来了 The number of beans in the bottle has been arrived at.
所以？ And?
678颗，这是最终结果 Six hundred and seventy-eight. That's the final count.
678颗？ Six hundred and seventy-eight?
没有客人猜对 And none of the guests got it right.
真的吗？ Really?
有客人猜得很接近，但没人猜对 Some were pretty close, but no one guessed right.
- 难以置信 - 可以这样说 Incredible. You could say that.
这完全不重要 Incredibly trivial.
可这是比赛结果 But that's the result of the competition.
很多人希望知道 And a lot of people would like to know the result.
还有奖品 And then there is the prize.
扔了它 Throw it away.
爸爸 Dad...
给我最爱的女儿，贝蒂 To my beloved daughter, Betty.
我为你骄傲，就像任何一位父亲一样 I'm as proud of you as any father could be.
可是我找不到你 有人让我搭便车回家 But I couldn't find you and I was offered a ride home I couldn't refuse.
而我不好意思拒绝
希望尽快见到你 爱你的傻爸爸 See you soon. Kisses from your stupid dad.
贾丝汀 醒醒 Justine, wake up.
醒醒 Wake up.
我们去骑骑马 We're going for a ride.
我尽力了，克莱尔 I tried, Claire.
是的，我知道 Yes, you did.
你真的尽力了 You really did.
过来 Come on.
快点，亚伯拉罕，快走 Come on, Abraham, come.
快点，我们走，快 Come on, lets go. Come on!
那颗红色的星星从天蝎座消失了 The red star is missing from Scorpio.
心宿二不见了 Antares is no longer there.
第二幕 克莱尔 Part 2 CLAIRE
我发誓，你妹妹根本无法自理 I swear to God, your sister can't do anything by herself.
嗨，亲爱的，你还好吗？ Hello, darling. How are you?
照我说的去做 Just do as I've told you.
- 街上有辆的士在等你 - 我给她说过了 There's a taxi down the street waiting for you. I already told her that.
把车门打开，然后坐进去 Just open the door, and get in.
不可理喻 Unbelievable.
上车吧，亲爱的 Just get in the cab, darling.
如果还有什么问题再给我打电话 Well, then call me back if you can't make it to the cab.
别担心，你到了我们会付车费的 We'll pay for it when you arrive. Don't worry about it.
这下好了 We'll see about that.
我爱你，亲爱的 I love you, darling.
- 约翰，拜托，她是我妹妹 - 哦，得了吧 Please, John, she's my sister. Oh, please!
她对你和里奥来说都是不良影响 She's a bad influence on you and Leo.
她病了 She's ill.
好吧 Right.
你又在上网了吗？ Have you been going online again?
克莱尔，你保证过的 Claire, you promised.
- 我很害怕那颗该死的行星 - 该死的？ I'm afraid of that stupid planet. That stupid planet?
是美妙的才对 That wonderful planet, you mean.
起初是黑色的，现在变成蓝色了 First it was black, now it's blue.
它挡住了心宿二，藏在太阳后面 Blocking Antares, hiding behind the sun.
亲爱的，这将会是我们一生中最奇异的经历 Darling, this is going to be the most amazing experience we will have in our lives.
五天内它都不会袭来 而且它不会撞击地球 It won't be here in five days, and it is not going to hit us.
你看它并没有撞击水星，正如预测的一样 Just like it didn't hit Mercury, as we knew it wouldn't.
也没撞击金星，我们也预测到了 And it didn't hit Venus, as we well knew it wouldn't.
所以它更不会撞击地球，绝不会 And it won't hit Earth, as we know it won't.
看着我，克莱尔 Claire, look at me.
宝贝儿，你要相信科学 Sweetheart, you have to trust a scientist.
他们说了它会撞到… They say that it will hit...
不，他们胡扯，不是这样的 No they don't, that's not true.
他们不是真正的科学家 Not the real scientists.
现在那些厄运预言家使出浑身解数来吸引注意 Now, the prophets of doom they'll write whatever they can to get attract attention.
但是真正的科学家不会危言耸听的 But the real scientists, all of them agree.
忧郁星只会和地球擦肩而过 Melancholy is just gonna pass right in front of us.
而这将会是最美妙的奇观 And it's gonna be the most beautiful sight ever.
我希望你同我一起用望远镜观看 Now, I wish you'd watch it through the telescope with me.
- 好吗 - 不，我还是不看为好 Please. No, I'd better not.
操他妈的 Son of a bitch.
姨妈，我们什么时候建那些洞穴呢？ When are we going to build those caves, Aunt Steelbreaker?
宝贝儿，现在可不是时候 过段时间吧 Sweetheart, not right now. We're gonna do that in a little while.
好吗 Okay?
她还在睡觉 She's still sleeping.
但她该起来了 Yes, but she has to get up now.
你在做什么 What are you making?
烘肉卷 Meatloaf.
- 烘肉卷？ - 对的 Meatloaf? Yeah.
如果这都不能让她从床上爬起来 那就没法了 If that's doesn't get her out of bed, nothing will.
该起来了，贾丝汀，别睡了 Time to wake up, Justine. No more sleeping.
给你洗个舒服澡，怎么样？快来 Going to take you to a nice bath. How would you like that? Come on.
你会喜欢的，我保证，来吧 You 'll see you'll like it. I promise. Come on.
我来帮你洗，好吗？ I'll wash you, okay?
抬下脚 Just lift your foot.
来吧 Go on.
抬脚 Lift your foot.
你需要洗澡 You need a bath.
- 清洗干净，好吗？ - 我好累… You need to wash. Right? I'm so tired...
快，试一下 Come on, try.
我不能 I can not.
贾丝汀，你会喜欢的 Justine, you'll like it.
瞧 See?
很舒服吧 It's nice, it's a nice bath.
贾丝汀，求你了 Justine... Please.
好吧，那么… Okay, so...
我们明天再洗 We've practiced for tomorrow.
晚餐有惊喜哦 And I have a surprise for you for dinner.
闻到了吗？ Can you smell it?
烘肉卷？ Meatloaf?
答对了！ Surprise!
吃起来就像骨灰一样 It tastes like ashes.
没关系，妹妹 It's all right, sis.
- 姨妈在哭 - 别担心，儿子 Auntie Steelbreaker's crying. Don't worry, son.
你想回卧室吗？ Do you want to go back up?
我能下桌了吗？ May I be excused?
再吃一口 Take one more bite.
瞧 Look.
这颗行星藏在太阳后面 It's a planet that has been hiding behind the sun.
正从地球旁边经过 And now it passes by us.
这叫「飞逝而过」 It's called a Fly by.
现在别用这些来吓你姨妈 It's not something you need to frighten aunt Steelbreaker with now.
你觉得我会怕一颗星星？ 你很傻很天真 If you think I'm afraid of a planet, then you're too stupid.
万一忧郁星真的靠近了 我们会需要这些东西的 Just a few things we're gonna need in case of Melancholy gets really close.
听着，我希望你别告诉克莱尔 Look, I'd really appreciate it if you didn't mention this to Claire.
她很容易抓狂 She gets anxious so easily.
来吧，贾丝汀 Come on, Justine.
拿着，牵好 Take it. That's it.
快点，贾丝汀，牵它出去 Come on, Justine, take him out.
贾丝汀，动起来 Justine, take him out!
过来 Come on.
快走 Come on!
快点 Come on!
别打它 Don't beat him!
快点 Come on!
贾丝汀，别打它 Justine, don't beat him!
住手 Stop.
它就在那儿呢 There it is.
你们所谓的「飞逝而过」 There's your Fly by.
- 别碰这些仪器 - 快来，里奥 You don't touch the instrument. Come on Leo.
看 Look.
我们儿子发明了一种超赞的工具 Our son has invented a very fine device.
把它放到胸前，调整铁圈大小 If you adjust the steel and point it towards the planet from your chest
就可以看到那颗星离地球的远近了 it'll tell you how fast it's approaching and ultimately how fast it will recede.
好了 Okay.
里奥… Leo...
什么事值得兴奋啊？ What are we excited about?
- 明天晚上 - 对了 Tomorrow night. That's right.
哇，这太神奇了 Wow, that's amazing.
神奇吧？来让我看看 Amazing isn't it? Let me look.
忧郁星
死亡
地球和忧郁星的「死亡之舞」 Earth & Melancholia Dance of Death
约翰 John!
来了 Coming.
我就料到会停电，隔几天就来了 We're prepared for this. The power will be back on in a few days.
克莱尔… Claire...
明晚忧郁星就会和我们擦身而过 Tomorrow evening Melancholy will pass us by
你永远都不会再见到它了，好吗？ and you'll never have to see it again, okay?
所以它不会撞到我们？ So it won't hit us?
绝无可能 Not a chance.
假如那些科学家计算错误呢？假如… What if your scientists have miscalculated and...
他们不会的 They haven't.
你确定？ You promise?
当然了 Of course I do.
我保证 I promise.
它又升起来了 It's rising again.
就像月亮一样 Just like the moon.
这是因为地球自转的原因 Because of the Earth's rotation.
正如科学家预测的一样 Exactly like they said it would.
- 你饿吗？ - 不，谢谢 Are you hungry? No, thanks.
- 你还好吗？ - 是的 Are you okay? Yeah.
你想把我们都了结了吗？ Do you plan to kill us all?
- 也许我该自行解决 - 别碰它们 Maybe I should take those. Don't touch them.
不准碰 Don't you touch them.
- 贾丝汀，过来洗个澡 - 我已经洗了 Justine, come and have a bath. I've had a bath.
- 真的？ - 对啊，我现在很干净 Really? Yes, I'm very clean.
神父没来上班了 Little Father didn't come to work.
我查了留言簿，他什么也没留 I checked the noteboard. He didn't leave one.
我想给他打电话，可是线路出故障了 I tried to call him, but maybe something's wrong with the phone.
你瞧，以前他从不这样 招呼也不打就走了 You see, it's never happened before that he didn't come to work without giving us notice.
他有家庭吗？ Does he have a family?
他住在村子里 He lives in the village...
我不知道他是否有家庭 I do not know if he has a family.
也许是时候和家人一起了 Maybe this is a time when he needs to be with them.
今晚它就会飞逝而过 It'll pass us by tonight.
约翰非常淡定 John is quite calm about it.
那你呢？ Does that calm you down?
是的，当然 Yes, of course.
约翰对这方面很了解 Well, John studies things. He always has.
这个世界如此险恶 The earth is evil.
我们都不会留恋的 We don't need to grieve for it.
什么？ What?
没人会想念的 Nobody will miss it.
可是里奥还那么小 But where would Leo grow up?
我只知道… All I know is...
地球上的生命都是邪恶的 Life on earth is evil.
也许还有其他生灵 There may be life somewhere else.
不，没有 No, there isn't.
你怎么知道？ How do you know?
因为我能预知事物 Because I know things.
哦，对，你总是活在幻想里，当然了 Oh, yes, you always imagine, you did.
我知道我们注定孤独 I know we're alone.
我觉得你一无所知 I don't think you know that at all.
678颗 Six hundred and seventy-eight.
豆子的总数 The bean lottery.
没人猜对 Nobody guessed the amount of beans in the bottle.
是的，没人猜对 No, that's right.
但我知道 But I know.
678颗 Six hundred and seventy-eight.
这个，也许… Well, perhaps...
那能证明什么？ What does that prove?
我能预知未来 That I know things.
当我说我们注定会孤独 And when I say we're alone...
我是认真的 We're alone.
只有地球上有生命 Life exists only on Earth.
但是也不会长久了 And not for long.
我可以一直等到午夜 I can stay up all evening till the middle of the night...
当忧郁星飞逝而过时，我要用望远镜看 when we get to see the planet fly by, and I get to look at the telescope.
哦，当然可以，亲爱的 Yes, of course, darling.
不过你确定你能坚持到那么晚？ But are you sure you can stay up that late?
你最近都没怎么睡好 You haven't slept much lately.
是的，我可以 Yes, I can.
我能做到吗，姨妈？ Can't I, Auntie Steelbreaker?
- 我能做到吗？ - 可以，当然可以了 Can't I? Yes, you can. Of course you can.
11点了，就要来了 It's eleven. It's almost here.
里奥，宝贝儿 Leo, sweetheart.
该起来了 It's time to wake up.
里奥 Leo.
来 There.
里奥应该来看看这个 Leo should be watching this.
上帝啊 My God.
过来 There.
看看 Take a look.
你怕吗？ Are you afraid?
不， 它看起来… No, it looks...
很友好 It looks friendly.
是的 Yes.
这就是我一直在给你解释的 That's what I've been trying to explain to you.
我的天啊 My God.
我想举杯祝酒 I'd like to raise a toast.
为了生命 To life.
为了生命？什么意思，为了生命？ To life? What do you mean, to life?
你说过会没事的 You said it was going to be okay.
因为没必要搞得人心惶惶 There was no sense in alarming everybody.
所以，你是说我们的生命受到威胁了吗？ So, you're saying that our lives were in danger?
不是，我只是说… No, I was saying...
我只是说在如此宏观的程度进行研究计算 No, I'm saying that when dealing with science and calculations of this magnitude...
肯定会有出错的可能 you have to account for a margin of error. That's all I'm saying.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我没心情了 It's not fun any more.
实际上就在我们说话的时候 它已经远离我们了 Actually it's moving away from us as we speak.
只是肉眼无法察觉 You just can't see it through the naked eye.
过来 Come here.
把它放到胸前 Put this to your chest.
对准它，不要动 Aim it up at the planet. Hold on.
- 好了吗？ - 嗯 Is that right? Yes.
五分钟过后，它就会变小 In five minutes... it'll be smaller.
- 我不能呼吸了 - 放松点，放松 I can't breathe. Just relax, relax.
这是正常的，忧郁星会占据一部分大气 This is normal. It's taking part of our atmosphere.
所以会让我们暂时呼吸困难 For a little while, it's gonna make us winded.
放松，慢慢地呼吸 Just try and breathe calmly.
吸气 Just breathe.
呼气 Just breathe.
你做得很好 There you go.
慢慢地呼吸 Just try to breathe calmly.
很好 There you go.
我能看了吗？ Please, can I look now?
当然 Of course.
它变小了 It's smaller.
这是肯定的 Of course it is.
变小了！变小了！ It's smaller! It's smaller!
当然，肯定是的 Sure. Of course it is.
它正以每小时6万英里的速度远离地球 It's moving away from us at over sixty thousand miles an hour.
上帝保佑 For heaven's sake...
快来 Come here.
妈妈 Mom...
我们不能睡着 We have to stay up...
我想用望远镜看… I wanna look through the telescope...
慢慢地呼吸 Breathe calmly.
高兴点儿，拜托 Be happy, please.
如果我能做到，你也能 If I dare, you can do it.
你能快乐，我很欣慰 I'm happy you're happy.
你一直很平静，对吗？ You have it easy, don't you?
我老在想最坏的可能 I imagined the worst thing possible.
对，克莱尔，有时我活在自己的世界里 That's right, Claire. Sometimes it's easy being me.
嗨，亲爱的 Hi, darling.
- 要茶吗？ - 不了，谢谢 Do you want tea? No, thank you.
其他喝的呢？ Something to drink?
约翰 John!
约翰 John.
约翰 John!
我找不到约翰，你知道他在哪儿吗？ I can't find John. Do you know where he is?
不知道 No.
我刚刚听到了些什么 I was just listening.
事情有变 There's something different.
那些马儿…它们倒下了 The horses... They've come down.
约翰… John...
早上好，妈妈 Good morning, Mom.
围上披肩 Get a blanket.
贾丝汀，吃早餐了 Justine, breakfast.
约翰呢？ Where's John?
他骑马去村子里了 He rode to the village.
为什么不开车呢？ Why didn't he just take the car?
亚伯拉罕需要遛一遛 Abraham needed a ride.
你很久不骑它了 Since you never ride him.
跟我来 Come with me.
贾丝汀 Justine...
快来 Come!
克莱尔 Claire...
克莱尔，你在搞什么？ Claire. Dammit... what...?
克莱尔 Claire.
- 你要去哪儿？ - 村里，快上来 Where are you going? To the village. Come.
这跟去不去村子有什么关系？ This has nothing to do with the village.
上来 Get in!
末日来临时我希望我们都在一起 I want us to be together when it happens.
坐在阳台上 Outside on the terrace.
帮帮我，贾丝汀 Help me, Justine.
怎样做才是正确的 I want to do this the right way.
你最好快点 Better do it quickly.
或者，再一起喝杯酒？ A glass of wine together, maybe?
你想让我在你的阳台上喝杯酒? You want me to have a glass of wine on your terrace?
是的，你愿意吗，妹妹？ Yes, would you do it, sis?
是不是还要再唱首歌？ How about a song?
欢乐颂？ Beethoven's Ninth...
是这样吗？ Something like that?
我们还可以点些蜡烛 Perhaps we could light some candles.
你想让我们仨 You just want us all to gather on your terrace
在你的阳台上 sing a song and have a glass of wine...
一起唱歌，喝酒 the three of us.
是的，这会让我感到安慰一点 Yes, that would make me happy.
想知道我怎么看吗？ Do you know what I think of your plan?
不 No.
我只是觉得他会喜欢这样的 I only think that he might like it.
我认为你的计划全是狗屁 I think it's a piece of shit.
贾丝汀，拜托 Justine, please...
我只是想做对的事 I just wanted to be nice.
对的事？ Nice?
那为什么不选在他妈的厕所里 Why don't we meet in the fucking toilet?
别这样 Then let's not.
对极了，最好别这样 You're damn right, let's not.
有时我真的好恨你，贾丝汀 Sometimes I hate you so much, Justine.
我害怕那颗星最终还是会撞向我们 I'm afraid that the planet will hit us, anyway.
别害怕…好吗 Don't be... please.
爸爸说如果是那样的话 Dad said there is nothing to do, then...
我们无处可逃 Nowhere to hide.
他这么说肯定是忘了什么东西 If your dad said that, then he's forgotten about something.
他忘了我们的「魔法洞穴」 He's forgotten about the magic cave.
- 「魔法洞穴」 - 是的 The magic cave... Yep.
每个人都会建吗？ Is that something everybody can make?
「无所不能」的姨妈可以 Aunt Steelbreaker can.
好了，我们去找点儿树棍，好吗？ All right, let's go find stick, all right?
牵着我的手 Hold my hand.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.