片名：黑超特警组 Men in black 1997
该死的虫子! Goddamn bugs.
妈的! Oh, shit!
真倒霉! Oh, crap.
边界巡警
瘪三尼克, 真巧 Well, Nick the Dick.\nWhat a surprise.
你们从哪儿来的? Where you coming from, Nick?
我去柯里纳钓鱼 Fishing in Cuernavaca.
是啊\n让我们看看你钓到了什么 Sure you are.\nLet's take a look at your catch.
快 Come on.
我会放他们回去的 Me? I would've thrown them back.
你能赚多少?\n一个人头一百?二百? What do you get?\n100 bucks a head? 200?
留着那笔钱请律师吧!\n你用的到的 Hope you saved it all for your lawyer.\nYou are gonna need it.
交给我们 We'll take it from here.
你们是谁? Who the hell are you?
移民局第6区的 I.N.S., Division 6.
没听说过第6区 Division 6?\nI never heard of Division 6.
是吗? Really?
你赌哪一个? Who you got your money on, Dee?
很难猜 Tough call, Kay.
怎么了, 你好吗?
好, 好
老奶奶, 别担心
欢迎来到美国
你要去哪?诺克里斯?
想找工作啊?
你呢, 也是吗?
你也是?
很高兴在这见到你
你呢?
我把你的脸打碎如何?
你长得真丑, 不是吗?
你连一句西班牙话都不说
- 我们找到了\n- 噢, 我知道 - We've got a winner here.\n- Oh, I know.
其他人都可以走了
别动!
上车走吧
先生 Sir
别叫我先生, 年轻人\n你根本不知道你在跟谁打交道 Don't "sir" me, young man. You have\nno idea who you're dealing with.
现在立刻上车!
我们要跟我们的朋友谈谈\n你们先走 We're going to chat with our friend.\nYou can hit the road.
继续保护我们不受危险的外来者的骚扰 Keep on protecting us from the dangerous aliens.
听过第6区吗? You ever hear of Division 6?
根本没有第6区 There is no Division 6.
- 这根本在胡扯 - 没错 - This is bullshit.\n- Hell, yeah.
看来你在不该在的地方\n从巴士上掉下来 Looks like you fell off the bus\nin the wrong part of town, amigo.
我打赌你一定不是这附近的人 I'll bet dollars to pesos\nyou're not from anywhere near here.
麦奇? Mikey?
麦奇, 你什么时候出狱的? When did they let you out of jail?
政治犯, 没错 Political refugee. Right.
你可知你犯了多少罪? You know how many treaties\nyou just violated?
- 1项?\n- 是7项 - One!\n- Try seven.
够了，麦奇。你把那头给我 That's enough, Mikey.\nYou hand me that head.
把你的手和蹼举起来 Put up your arms\nand all your flippers.
妈的! Shit.
射他! Shoot him!
那个 That.
不是人类, 没错\n你身上还挂着些内脏 Was not human. I know.\nYou got some entrails on you, pal.
搞什么? What the hell?
一切都在控制中。放轻松。 The situation's under control.\nCalm down, please.
注意听我说的\n我会告诉你们发生了什么事 Give me your attention for a moment.\nI'll tell you what happened.
这是记忆清除器 This is called a neuralizer.
是远方友人送的礼物 It's a gift from some friends\nfrom out of town.
红光能隔离… This red eye isolates...
…脑波神经\n尤其是记忆神经 the electronic impulses in your brains,\nspecifically memory.
从这开始… Fellas, give me a splay burn around\nthe perimeter with holes...
…将方圆80公尺范围内不规则的烧焦, 谢谢 at 40, 60 and 80 meters\nfrom right here. Thank you.
那样很好 Good. Thankyou.
- 怎么回事? - 问得好 - What in the hell is going on?\n- Excellent question.
答案就在这里 The answer you're looking for\nlies right here.
你到底是谁? Who are you, really?
是谁? Really?
我只是你想像中的一个虚构人物 I am just a figment\nof your imagination.
妈的, 真是好骗的品种 Damn, what a gullible breed.
说真的, 你们没被炸死真是侥幸 I'm serious, fellas. You're lucky\nto be alive after a blast like that.
- 什么爆炸? - 地下瓦斯管, 天才 - What blast?\n- The underground gas vein, genius.
开枪前应注意点 You should exercise a lot more\ncaution before firing.
我现在告诉你\n尤其是你! I'll tell you that right now.\nEspecially you.
在你离开前先到\n急诊室检查一下 Have yourselves checked out\nwith E.M.S. before you leave.
刚才很抱歉 I'm sorry about back there.
总是会有意外的 That happens.
以前不会 Didn't used to.
我的心有余, 凯, 但是… The spirit's willing, Kay, but...
其他的部分… the rest of me--
它们真漂亮, 不是吗? They're beautiful, aren't they?
什么？ What?
那些星星 The stars.
我们不只是光看星星了 We never just look anymore.
对 No.
凯, 我告诉你… I'll tell you, Kay...
我会怀念这些追捕的 I will miss the chase.
不, 狄… No, Dee...
你不会的 you won't.
不许动! Freeze!
我们是纽约警察, 别动! N.Y.P.D., freeze!
全交给你了，爱德华兹 All yours, Edwards.
别动就是站住! Freeze means stop!
怎么会?! What the hell?
在纽约会下黑人雨 It just be raining black people\nin New York.
看到了吗? Do you see this?
纽-约-警-察! N.Y.P.D.!
这表示了我会抓你进警察局! It means I will knock\nyour punk-ass down!
他要来了! He's coming!
他来了之后, 我也会逮捕他 Yeah, and when he gets here,\nI'll arrest his ass too.
你想挨打? You trying to catch a beat down?
怎么了? What's up?
他在来的路上 He's coming.
他来是因为我失败了\n现在他会杀了我 He's coming because I failed.\nNow he'll kill me.
你今天得罪了不少人, 不是吗? You pissing everybody off today, huh?
你不明白 You don't understand.
你们的世界就快毁灭了 Your world's going to end.
你是什么东西? What the hell are you?
当心会掉下去, 小心 Watch that ledge.\nWatch it.
下来, 眼睛会被医好的, 别担心 Come down. We'll get those eyes fixed.\nDon't even worry about it.
等一下, 让我跟你谈谈 Wait a minute.\nLet me talk to you!
我要罢工。为了生活我拼命工作 I go out. I work my butt off to make a living.
我只希望能回到一个整洁的家 All I want is to come home\nto a nice clean house...
有顿丰盛的晚餐… with a nice fat steak\non the table...
…但我却得到这些。看起来像毒药 but instead I get this.\nLooks like poison.
别拿走!我正在吃呢，见鬼！ Don 't you take that away!\nI'm eating that, damn it!
这是毒药, 不是吗? It is poison, isn 't it?
我发誓, 我一点都不会惊讶\n如果… I swear to God,\nI wouldn 't be surprised if it was...
…你像一只被打太多或打的\n不够的狗一样的闪闪躲躲! the way you skulk around\nlike a dog been hit too much.
我没办法决定 Or ain 't been hit enough!\nI can 't make up my mind.
你一点用都没有, 碧翠丝 You're useless, Beatrice.
在这唯一可以做点事的东西\n就是我的卡车 The only thing that pulls its weight\naround here is my goddamn truck!
早料到了 Figures.
什么鬼玩意儿，艾葛？ What the heck is it, Edgar?
你滚进屋里去! Get your big butt\nback in the house.
请把发射武器放在地上 Place projectile weapon\non the ground.
要我丢下枪… You can have my gun...
…除非我死了 when you pry it\nfrom my cold, dead fingers.
接受你的建议 Your proposal is acceptable.
艾葛, 到底是怎么回事? Edgar, what on earth was that?
糖 Sugar.
我从没见过糖会弄成那样 I've never seen sugar do that.
把糖给我 Give me sugar.
放在水里 In water.
再加 More.
你的皮快掉下来了 Your skin is hanging\noff your bones.
哦，耶 Oh, yeah.
这样好多了吗? Is that better?
“那罪犯眨了两对眼睑” "The perpetrator then blinked\ntwo sets of eyelids."
你指两眼一起眨? You mean blinked with both eyes?
他先眨一对\n然后再眨另外一对完全不同的 No, sir. He blinked one set,\nthen a completely different set.
像远光灯和近光灯 You know, like high beams\nand low beams.
那是在你说的那个武器… Was that before...
…蒸发成百万片…\n…之前或之后? or after he drew the weapon that you\nclaim evaporated into a million pieces?
之后 After, sir.
为什么都没有别的警察\n看见这些事件? Why is it that no other officers\nsaw either of these events?
有些警察的肚子太大 Some other officers are soggy\naround the midsection.
这是为什么他们赶不上的原因 I guess that's why\nthey couldn't keep up.
如果你是半个男人… If you were half the man I am--
我根本没有你那么胖 What the hell?\nI am half the man that you are.
- 你有什么毛病? - 你挡住我了 - What is your problem?\n- You being all up in my damn face.
- 我想他把他从屋顶上丢下去\n- 也许你就是下一个 - I think he threw him off the roof.\n- Maybe you're next.
- 我要和你谈谈，现在 - 10分钟后算帐 - I want to talk to you. Now.\n- Ten minutes, take your best shot.
先运动10分钟, 胖子 Take ten minutes on a Stairmaster,\nyou pudgy bastard.
我相信你, 我是验尸员魏萝拉 I believe you.\nLaurel Weaver, Deputy Medical Examiner.
到陈尸间找我, 我有证据 Find me at the morgue on 26th.\nI'll show you.
等一下 Wait.
等一下! Wait a minute!
你是检验无名尸的魏医生? You're Dr. Weaver with the coroner's\noffice working on the John Doe?
- 是的\n- 请看这里, 好吗? - Yes, that's right.\n- Will you look at this, please?
今晚真忙, 不是吗? Some night, huh?
今晚真忙 Yeah, some night.
它们是腮, 不是眼睑 They were gills, not eyelids.
腮, 他都没气了 Gills.\nHe was out of breath.
你是谁? Who are you?
他跟你说了什么吗? Did he say anything to you?
他说世界末日到了 Yeah, the world was coming to an end.
他有说什么时候吗? Did he say when?
再看到那武器你会认得吗? Would you recognize his weapon\nif you saw it again?
当然 Absolutely.
走, 我们去兜风 Come on. Let's take a ride.
慢着, 我有一堆报告要写 Wait a minute.\nLook, I got tons of paperwork--
- 都写好了 - 干得好，爱德华兹 - Right. It's all done.\n- Good work, Edwards.
你真的是用跑的去追那痞子?\n不简单 You really ran this dude down on foot?\nThat's tough, kid.
非常不简单 That's double tough.
你到底是哪个单位的? So who exactly are you with?
调查局? 国安局? F.B.I.? N.S.A.?
我们负责监控 I'm part of a bureau that licenses, monitors and polices...
地球上的外星人 alien activity on the planet Earth.
随便啦 Whatever.
到了 We 're here.
- 这就是我们要去的地方? - 是的 - This is where we're going?\n- Yeah.
这是杰克的店 This is Jack Jeebs' spot.He buys from chain snatchers.
- 他卖赃物但是不卖枪 - 是吗? - He doesn't even sell guns.\n- Really?
听好 All right, look.
我进去问他几个问题\n出来时我要你说实话 I'll slide in and put my thing down.\nBut when I come out I want answers.
进去问他几个问题 Go put your thing down.
艾德华警官… Officer Eduardo.
这些怎么会在这里?\n我以为已经交给警方了 How did these get here? I thought\nI turned them in to the authorities.
听说你有比偷来的劳力士更抢手的 The way I hear it you're into\nsomething hotter than stolen Rolexes.
我贩卖毒品\n但我在这是因为我喜欢这 I'm a huge crack dealer now,\nbut I work here as I love the hours.
我指的是枪, 耍聪明! I'm talking about guns, smart ass.
得了, 我只有这么些货了 - Weird ones.\n- Come on. What you see is what I got.
为什么不给他看看进口货 Why don't you\nshow him the imports,Jeebs?
- 凯, 你好吗? - 立刻给他看进口货 - Hiya, Kay. How are you?\n- Show him the imports right now.
我很久没卖进口货了 I got out of that business\na long time ago.
- 干嘛骗我?我讨厌这样 - 等一下 - Why do you lie to me? I hate it.\n- Just hold on a second.
- 我数到3 - 他会开枪的 - 1… - 这个人看起来不太稳定,知道吗? - I'm gonna count to three.- He'll do it,Jeebs.\n- One...\n- That man does not look stable.
- 那家伙像这样时是很疯狂的 - 他总是很疯狂, 为什么不去按摩一下？搭船旅游 - He's crazy when he's like this.\n- He's always crazy.Why don't you get a massage?Take a cruise.
- 丢下枪, 手举起来放在头上 - 我警告过他！ - Drop the weapon. Hands on your head!\n- I warned him.
- 丢下枪!别让我杀了你\n- 你警告过他了 - Drop it! Don't make me kill you.\n- You warned him.
粗鲁的讨厌鬼! You insensitive prick!
你知道那样有多痛吗? Do you have any idea\nhow much that stings?
拿出货来\n否则你会再少一个头 Show us the merchandise\nor you'll lose another head,Jeebs.
爱德华兹先生？ Mr. Edwards?
那把, 中间那把 Right there.\nThe one in the middle.
你把反射碳化能量转换枪… You sold a reverberating carbonizer\nwith mutate capacity...
…卖给没执照的塞波人! to an unlicensed cephlapoid!\nJeebs, you piece of--
他看起来像是好人 He looked all right to me.
- 暗杀。对象是谁? - 不知道 - Assassination. Who's the target?\n- I don't know.
- 可恶!\n- 我不知道! - God damn it,Jeebs!\n- I don't know!
所有枪都没收 All that's confiscated.
你搭下班船离开这 I want you on the next transport off this rock...
不然我会杀了你 or I'll shoot you where it don't grow back.
我会再回来问你劳力士的事 And I 'm going to be back to talk\nabout them Rolexes.
在找问题的症结吗? Searching for a handle\non the moment?
我帮不了你 I can't help you.
我能做的是… The only comfort I can offer...
…保证明天你什么都忘了 is my promise that tomorrow morning\nyou won't remember a thing.
这种事哪能说忘就忘 That's not exactly\nsome shit you just forget.
见过这东西吗? Ever seen one of these?
她看着她丈夫… She looks over to her husband...
…把它放在大腿上说: then sets it back down\nin her lap and says...
“甜心, 它在吃我的爆米花” " Honey, this one's eating my popcorn."
明白吗? Get it?
- 耶 - “在吃我的爆米花” - Yeah.\n- " Eating my popcorn."
我得走了\n谢谢你的鸡蛋卷 Gotta go.\nThanks for the egg rolls, kid.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你是谁? Who are you?
知道我对龙舌兰酒的意见了吧?\n你个聪明的年轻人 See what I mean about tequila?\nYou're a bright young man,James.
不要喝太多的酒\n明天一早九点见 But you need to lay off the sauce.\nI'll see you bright and early, 9:00.
来不来… Be there...
…随便你 or be square.
贝利街504号
除虫专家
看看这里 Well, well, well.
尽管搬进来, 不是这样吗?\n把这当成自己的家? Moving right in, are we?\nThink we own the place?
我有张驱逐通知单 I got an eviction notice\nfor you boys.
你以为你在干嘛? Just what exactly do you think\nyou're doing here?
替你们除虫害 Taking care of your pest problem.
除虫害? Pest problem?
虫害? Pest?
这儿到处是害虫 Yeah, you got\na hell of an infestation.
我有一张它们泛滥成灾的证明 You know, I've noticed\nan infestation here.
在我的视线范围内, Everywhere I look in fact.
到处是浮垢… Nothing but undeveloped, unevolved,\nbarely conscious pond scum...
…让我深信\n它们这高等族群… totally convinced\nof their own superiority...
…为了它们短暂\n而无价值的生命… as they scurry about their short...
…到处逃窜 pointless lives.
好吧 Well, yeah.
你不想除掉他们吗? Don't you want to get rid of them?
用最糟糕的方法 In the worst way.
桥梁隧道管理局
有事吗? Help you?
有人给我这张名片… This dude gave me this card--
上电梯 Elevator.
你迟到了\n坐下 You're late. Sit down.
我叫柴德 My name is Zed.
请你们来因为你们是佼佼者 You're all here because you're\nthe best of the best.
海军, 空军, 海军陆战队\n突击队, 纽约警察 Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs,\nArmy Rangers, N.Y.P.D.
我们要选出一人 And we're looking\nfor one of you.
只选一人 Just one.
接下来\n要经由一些简单测试… What will follow is a series\nof simple tests...
…去测验体力、 注意力及精力 for motor skills,\nconcentration, stamina.
有人有问题 I see we have a question.
抱歉, 也许已经你已经回答过了… I'm sorry,\nmaybe you already answered this but...
…我们为何来这里? why exactly are we here?
孩子 Son.
中尉杰森, 西点军校优等生 Second Lieutenant Jake Jensen.\nWest Point. Graduate with honors.
我们来是因为你需要\n佼佼者中的精英! We're here because you want\nthe best of the best of the best, sir!
有什么好笑的?爱德华兹 What's so funny, Edwards?
你的这个男孩, 美国上校 Your boy, Captain America, here.
“佼佼者中的精英的拔粹” "The best of the best\nof the best, sir!"
“而且是优等的” "With honors."
他兴奋异常，却还是不明白所为何来 He's just really excited,\nand he has no clue why we're here.
对我而言很好笑 That's very funny to me.
虽然你们都没笑 Y'all ain't laughing, though.
好了, 开始吧 Okay, let's get going.
你们要这桌子吗? Want to get down on this?
爱德华兹，怎么回事? Edwards, what the hell happened?
犹豫不决 Hesitated.
我可以问一下你为什么要杀小蒂芬妮? May I ask why you felt\nlittle Tiffany deserved to die?
她最具威胁性 She was the only one that actually\nseemed dangerous at the time, sir.
何以见得? How'd you decide that?
本来想第一个射挂在路灯上的人… First, I was going to pop this guy\nhanging from the streetlight...
…但是他只是在运动 but I realized\nhe's just working out.
如果我在运动时\n被逮捕会是什么滋味? How'd I feel if somebody bust me\nin my ass while I'm on the treadmill?
然后我看到\n这个软啪啪的怪物… Then I saw\nthis snarling beast guy...
…因为看到他手里拿了卫生纸\n所以我知道… and I noticed he had a tissue\nin his hand and realized...
…他在打喷嚏 he's not snarling, he's sneezing.
那不造成威胁 Ain't no real threat there.
然后我看到蒂芬妮 Then I saw Tiffany.
我在想, 一个8岁白人的女孩\n半夜在… I'm thinking, eight-year-old white girl,\nmiddle of the ghetto...
…全是怪物的街上\n手上拿本量子学书… bunch of monsters at night\nwith quantum physics books.
…她一定有些不好的企图 She about to start some shit, Zed.
这种书对她来说太深了 She's about eight. Those books are\nway too advanced for her.
对我而言, 她很可疑 If you ask me,\nshe's up to something.
老实说, 关于这点\n我觉得你不要这么针对我 Honestly, I'd appreciate it\nif you eased up off my back about it.
还是要我对她说对不起? Or do I owe her an apology?
至少射的很准, 不是吗? That was a good shot though, right?
他对当局会造成困扰 He's got a real problem\nwith authority.
我也是 So do I.
但他能徒步追捕塞波人, 老大 But this kid ran down a cephlapoid\non foot, boss.
那样是很强捍 That's got to be tough enough.
希望你的抉择是正确的 Let's hope you know\nwhat you're doing.
各位… Gentlemen.
恭喜, Congratulations.\nYou're all we've come to expect...
多年训练有成 from years\nof government training.
各位跟我来, 最后一项\n是视力测验 If you'll just follow me,\nwe have one more test. An eye exam.
你去哪里? Where are you going?
究竟怎么回事? Hey, man, what the hell\nis all this?
在1950年左右\n政府成立了秘密机构… In the mid-1 950s the government\nstarted an underfunded agency...
…简单而好笑的目的只是要 with the simple and laughable purpose\nof establishing contact...
与外星人取得联系 with a race not of this planet.
各位看这里 Look directly at the end\nof this device.
除了外星人之外\n人类都把这当成笑话… Everyone thought the agency was a joke,\nexcept the aliens...
…但在1961年时\n外星人在纽约有首次的接触 who made contact March 2, 1961,\noutside New York.
第一天晚我们一行9人 There were nine of us\nthe first night.
七名特工, 一名天文家… Seven agents, one astronomer...
…及一个迷路的男孩 and one dumb kid who got lost\non the wrong back road.
你还送花给高个儿 Oh, you brought\nthat tall man some flowers.
往这走 This way.
他们是群银河系的难民 They were a group\nof intergalactic refugees.
想把地球当做无家可归者的政治庇护所 Wanted Earth for an apolitical zone\nfor creatures without a planet.
你看过"北非谍影"吗? Did you ever see " Casablanca"?
是一样的, 只是没有纳粹党 Same thing, except no Nazis.
我们同意\n而且藏匿了他们降落的证据 We agreed and concealed\nall the evidence of their landing.
所以这些是真的飞碟 So these are real flying saucers...
世界博览会只是个掩饰 and the World's Fair\nwas a cover-up for their landing?
还有什么其它理由在皇后区? Why else hold it in Queens?
每年到达的非人类越来越多而且\n隐藏在我们之中生活 More nonhumans arrive everyyear\nand live among us in secret.
我不是要改变话题 Look, I'm sorry.\nNot to change the subject...
你最后一次脑部扫描是什么时候? but when was the last time\nyou had a CAT scan?
半年前\n是公司规定的 Six months ago.\nIt's company policy.
你该做另一个预约 Make another appointment.
告诉柴德我很高兴… Tell your boy Zed\nI had an absolutely wonderful time...
…而且要谢谢你\n并请告诉我出口在哪? and thankyou for everything\nbut show me the door.
我要喝咖啡, 你要吗? All right. I'm going to get some coffee.\nYou want some coffee?
不, 不要了, 谢谢 No, thankyou, I'm fine.
你们好吗? How you doing, fellas?
嗨, 凯 - Shit!\n- Okay.
那是不是没咖啡因的?\n是维尼斯肉桂味 - That's not decaf, is it?\n- Viennese cinnamon.
别告诉我只有粉末的奶精了\n我最不喜欢那种了 Don't tell me we only got powdered stuff\nfor cream. I hate that stuff.
好的, 好 Well, that's good.\nGood. Good.
你们相处的愉快吧? You guys getting along all right?
工作别太辛苦 Don't work too hard.
你们看到了…? So, you guys seen\nthe cahuengas on
你真的不要咖啡? Sure you don't want coffee?
卡磺迦族, 那札婆塔族呢? Cahuengas, yeah,\nbut how about the zapoata?
事情是这样的 All right, kid,\nhere's the deal.
地球上约有一千五百名外星人 At any given time there are\naround 1,500 aliens on the planet.
大部分居住在曼哈顿 Most of them\nright here in Manhattan.
大部分守规矩\n只想讨个生活 Most of them are decent enough.\nJust trying to make a living.
-计程车司机?\n-不是你所想像的那么多 - Cab drivers.\n- Not as many as you'd think.
大多数的人类一点概念都没有\n也不想知道 Humans, for the most part, don't have\na clue. Don't want or need one.
他们很高兴, 以为自己掌握一切 They're happy. They think\nthey have a good bead on things.
为何要保密呢?\n人们很聪明, 可以应付的 Why the big secret? People are smart.\nThey can handle it.
一个人是聪明 A person is smart.
众人是愚蠢\n易慌张和危险的动物 People are dumb, panicky,\ndangerous animals. You know it.
1500年前, 每个人都知道… Fifteen hundred years ago,\neverybody knew...
…地球是宇宙的中心 the Earth was the center\nof the universe.
五百年前\n每个人都知道地球是平的 Five hundred years ago,\neverybody knew the Earth was flat.
十五分钟前\n你知道人在地球上是孤独的 And fifteen minutes ago, you knew\nthat people were alone on this planet.
想想明天… Imagine what you'll know...
你会发现什么 tomorrow.
- 有什么后遗症? - 后遗症？ - What's the catch?\n- The catch.
后遗症就是你会断离和人类的接触 The catch is you will sever\nevery human contact.
没人知道你的存在 Nobody will ever know\nyou exist anywhere.
没有 Ever.
我让你考虑到日出 I 'll give you to sunrise\nto think it over.
值得吗? Is it worth it?
若你够坚强… Yeah, it's worth it...
是值得的 if you're strong enough.
你好吗? What's up, pops?
我要加入… All right, I'm in...
…因为这儿有更深层的事\n会发生 because there's some next-level shit\ngoing on here, and I'm with that.
但首先我要你明白某些事情 But before y'all beam me up,\nthere's a few things to understand.
首先, 是你选我… First off, you chose me...
…你知道我的技巧 so you recognize the skills.
我不想人叫我为小子\n明白吗? I don't want nobody calling me "son"\nor " kid" or "sport." Cool?
随便, 油嘴 Whateveryou say, slick.
但我要告诉你关于你的技能 But I need to tell you something\nabout all your skills.
现在 As of right now...
它的意义是… they mean precisely...
…毫无用处的 dick.
- 此行的目的? - 外交任务 - Purpose of trip?\n- Diplomatic mission.
- 停留时间? - 吃午餐 - Duration of stay?\n- Lunch.
有水果或蔬菜吗? Any fruits or vegetables?
你要远离那家伙 You want to stay away\nfrom that guy.
它脾气很坏 He's grouchy.
在旅行了17兆哩后又在海关延迟三小时 Three-hour delay in customs\nafter a 1 7 trillion mile trip...
都会让人脾气暴躁。对吧？ gonna make anybody cranky.\nRight?
我们向政府哪部门报告? What branch of the government\ndo we report to?
-没有, 他们有太多问题\n-谁负担这些呢? - None, they ask too many questions.\n- So who pays for all this?
我们充公的几项仪器有专利 We hold patents on a few gadgets\nwe confiscated from the visitors.
魔鬼胶, 微波炉, 抽脂手术 Velcro, microwave ovens, liposuction.
这装置很有趣 This is a fascinating little gadget.
很快取代镭射唱片 It'll replace CDs soon.
看来我要再次买白唱片了 Guess I'll have to buy\nthe "White Album" again.
这很好玩, 是宇宙翻译机 That's fun.\nIt's a universal translator.
我们不该有的 We're not even supposed to have it.\nI'll tell you why.
人的思想很原始… Human thought is so primitive\nit's looked upon...
…在别的星河\n认为是会传染的疾病 as an infectious disease\nin some of the better galaxies.
这会使你骄傲的 That kind of makes you proud,\ndoesn't it?
这是什么东西? What's this?
冷静 Just be calm.
别慌张! Relax!
小心你的头! Watch your head!
给他点冰吧! Somebody get him some ice.
走开!它向你飞来时快走开! Move!J ust move\nwhen it's coming at you!
糟糕! Damn!
我会赔偿的! I'm going to pay for that!
它在1997年导致纽约大停电 This thing caused\nthe 1 977 New York blackout.
是大吸引者的玩笑 Practical joke by the Great Attractor.
他认为很有趣 He thought it was funny as hell.
各位, 抱歉了 Sorry, y'all.
那是意外, 对不起 It was a accident.\nSorry.
观察室, 我们工作的中心 Observation,\nthe heart of our little endeavor.
见过双胞胎, 八波和拨布 Meet the twins Blblup and Bob.
这地图显示地球上\n每个外星人的所在 This map shows the location\nof every registered alien on Earth...
有些不断的在被监视 at any given time.\nSome are under constant surveillance.
荧幕上的全是外星人 Everyone on those screens is an alien.
在公众场合他们很正常\n但在私底下… I n public, they're normal as you are,\nbut in private, well...
你知道了 You'll get the idea.
老天 Oh, man.
不合理, 是吗? Doesn't make any sense, does it?
不, 合情合理 Well, no,\nit makes perfect sense.
我三年级时\n每个人都以为我疯了… When I was in third grade,\neveryone said I was crazy...
…但我知道老师\n一定是金星来的 but I knew our teacher was\nfrom Venus or something like that.
魏太太其实木星来的\n月球的其中之一 Ms. Edelson.Jupiter, actually.\nWell, one of the moons.
各位… Class...
…安静并请注意! be quiet and pay attention!
若我要再说一次… If I have to tell you\none more time--
爱德华兹！ Edwards!
穿上吧 Let's put it on.
穿什么? Put what on?
你穿的最后一套衣服 The last suit you'll ever wear.
你只能穿… You will dress only in attire\nspecially sanctioned...
…黑超特警特定的服装 by MIB special services.
要依照我们给你的身份 You'll conform to the identity\nwe give you.
到指定地方用餐\n到指定地方居住 Eat where we tell you.\nLive where we tell you.
现在开始… From now on...
…你没有任何的身份记号 you'll have no identifying marks\nof any kind.
你决不能突出 You'll not stand out\nin any way.
你整体的形象是被朔造成…\n…不能留给所遇上的人任何印象 Your entire image is crafted to leave...\nno lasting memory\nwith anyone you encounter.
你是谣言…\n…只能凭似曾相似而且\n而且很快给消除 You are a rumor...\nrecognizable only as déjà vu\nand dismissed just as quickly.
你不存在, 甚至没有出生过 You don 't exist.\nYou were never even born.
你的名字是无名氏\n不作声是你的母语 Anonymity is your name.\nSilence, your native tongue.
你不再是制度一部分\n你在制度之上, 之外\n超越了它 You're no longer part of the system.\nYou're above the system.\nOver it. Beyond it.
我们是他们 We're "them. " We 're "they. "
我们是黑超特警组 We are the Men in Black.
新档案:J\n资料库已更新
我和你有什么分别就是… You know what the difference is\nbetween you and me?
…我穿起来更好看 I make this look good.
你和我开车去走走 We're going to go for a ride.
我先把你放下, 爸爸很快回来 I ' I l put you down here for a m i nute\nthen Daddy wi I l be ri ght back.
好了, 我们可以起程了 Okay, now we're ready\nto go for a little ride.
去见爸爸的朋友, 你会很喜欢他 We're going to meet\nwith Daddy's friend who you'll like.
让我们看看 Let's see.
毕… Bee...
…被罢免的丝南里 we've got the deposed sur-prefect\nof Singalee...
…今晚在波兰外降落 touching down in the forest\noutside Portland tonight.
类似人类的?\n你想的美, 把海绵带着 - Humanoid?\n- You wish. Bring a sponge.
这是昨晚留下的红色警告 And here.\nRed letter from last night.
纽约上州有未经批准的降落 We had an unauthorized landing\nsomewhere in upstate New York.
凯, 留意此事发展 Kay, keep your ears open\non this one.
我们不是主持星际派对 We're not hosting\nan intergalactic kegger down here.
有人逃走了 Well, we got a skimmer.
移民来的外星人越区, 是谁? Landed alien out of zone.\nWho is it?
雷革 Redgick.
他不能离开曼哈顿… He's not cleared\nto leave Manhattan...
…但他现时离城\n被堵在公路上 but he's way out of town now,\nstuck on the New Jersey Turnpike.
你为什么不带小子去? Why don't you take junior with you?
这对他来说是热身的好机会 This is a good one\nfor him to warm up on.
去对付他们 Go get him, tiger.
非法过境\n“我们不是主持星际派对” "We're not hosting\nan intergalactic kegger."
柴德… Zed.
他只是… He just...
全宇宙有无限的科技\n而我们却利用这烂车… Unlimited technology\nfrom the whole universe...
…来做交通工具 and we cruise around\nin a Ford P.O.S.
绑好安全带 Fasten your seat belt.
你的人际关系还要加强 We got to work\non your people skills.
若你礼貌一点所得的反应会较好 You'd get a much better reaction\nifyou were more polite.
- 请绑好安全带 - 好, 你有受伤吗? - Fasten your seat belt, please.\n- Good. Did you hurt yourself?
你千万别碰那红色按钮, 小子 Oh, the red button there.\nDon't ever, ever touch it.
好, 老爹, 七十二元 All right, pop,\nthat'll be $72 there.
好吧, 宝贝\n让我付钱给无礼的司机 Okay, sweetie,\nlet me pay the impolite driver.
抱歉我迟到了\n这星球的司机很糟糕
陛下\n你很危险
对啊, 而且每次都多收车费
有个虫降落了\n我们要把你从这星球送走
有个昆虫?他一定知道我什么会在这里
我们想他是知道的
那是我所想的吗?
不, 这是给你孩子的钻石
有空吃点东西吗?
当然, 我替你点了菜
第六桌的菜好了! Six is up!
- 艾文在哪? - 让他休息一会 - Where is Ivan?\n- Gave him a break.
为亚基伦帝国\n继续统治干杯
为银河安全干杯
你可以杀我们, 但你找不到银河 You can kill us both,\nbut you will not find the galaxy.
你说对一件事 You're right about one thing.
你哪里也不能去 You're not going anywhere, pal.
出了什么问题？ What's going on?
请出示执照及车辆登记证 I'd like to see\nyour license and registration, please.
请出示另一种执照及车辆登记证 Like to see your other license\nand registration, please.
你只限在曼哈顿活动\n你去哪儿, 雷革? You're restricted to Manhattan.\nWhere are you going, Redgie?
是我太太, 她….\n看 It's my wife.\nShe's-- Well, look.
问题不大 All right. No big deal.
好, 你跟我来, 雷革 Okay, you come with me, Redge.
你应付这个 And you handle this.
我? What! Me?
你只要接就好了 It's easy.\nYou just catch.
- 他知道他在做什么吗?\n- 当然 - He knows what he's doing?\n- He does it all the time.
让他做吧 Let the man work.
哎哟, 老天!所以… Damn, man! So--\nSomething's peaking!
有东西在偷看! Croagg the midwife is\nat 54th and Madison.
你往城外去 You're headed out of town.\nWhat's going on?
- 我们去见别人 - 是谁? - We're meeting someone.\n- Who you meeting?
是一艘船 It's a ship.
我今天没有看到有核准离境的资料 I saw no departure clearance\nfor today.
你没有?\n这是紧急事件 - You didn't?\n- No.\n- It's an emergency.\n- Kay! Kay!
- 你做得好, 冠军! - 有什么紧急事? - 为何突然要离开星球? - You're doing fine, ace.\nWhat kind of emergency?\nWhat's the rush to get off the planet?
我们只是不喜欢我们的那一区了 We just don't like\nthe neighborhood anymore.
有些是新来的人… Some of the new arrivals.
新来的?和昨晚坠毁的有关吗? New arrivals? Have anything to do\nwith the crash last night?
对不起, 小姐! Excuse me, miss!
噢, 天啊! Oh, man.
噢, 天啊! Oh, man!
你看 Look.
噢, 天啊 Oh, man.
恭喜, 雷革\n它是个… Congratulations, Redge.\nIt's a...
…乌贼 squid.
他其实是… He's...
…非常的… actually kind of...
…可爱 cute.
那个是否有什么不对的地方? Anything about that\nseem unusual to you?
是什么把他吓成这样……要带着新生儿去冒险? What would scare Redgick so badly\nhe'd risk a warp jump with a newborn?
我们追查资料吧 We'll check the hot sheets.
教宗是个父亲\n令人震惊的证据在内
这就是资料? These are the hot sheets?
地球上最佳的调查报告 Best investigative reporting\non the planet.
你可以去看纽约时报\n他们有时候走运 Read the " New York Times" ifyou want.\nThey get lucky sometimes.
想不到你在超市卖的八卦报导上找线索 I cannot believe you're looking\nfor tips in the supermarket tabloids.
不是在找 Not looking for.
'外星人偷走\n我丈夫的皮囊' Found.
慢着, 别急 Wait, slow down.
为什么? Why?
给她点时间让她想歪了 Give her time to get the wrong\nimpression. Makes things smoother.
有何贵干? Can I help you, gentlemen?
我是联邦调查局的文特警\n他是毕特警 Yes, ma'am. I'm Agent Manheim,\nthis is Agent Black, with the F.B.I.
想问有关访客的事 We'd like to talk about yourvisitor.
你们也要拿我开玩笑? You here to make fun of me too?
调查局的人没有幽默感, 我们可以进来吗? We at the F.B.I. do not have a sense\nof humor we're aware of. May we come in?
可以 Sure.
- 谢谢\n- 要柠檬汁吗? - Thankyou.\n- Lemonade?
噢, 好的, 请进 Oh, yes, please.
警察局长亲自来这… The chiefofpolice himselfcome\nup to the house...
…做了一个全面的调查 and did a full-out\nprofessional investigation.
拿走警方报告\n还写下我说的一切… Took a police report\nand writ down everything I said...
…但不相信我说的\n任何一句话 from A to Z,\nnot believing one thing I said.
而且还有点在取笑我 Sort of poking fun at me.
他们问我, 若他被谋杀… Then they asked,\n" If he was murdered...
怎么能在屋子走动? how was he able to walk\nback in the house?"
我得承认这令我震惊 I gotta admit to you\nthat one got me sorta stumped.
我知道艾葛, 那人不是艾葛 But I know Edgar\nand that wasn't Edgar.
就像有东西在穿艾葛的身体 It was like\nsomething was wearing Edgar.
像是外衣… Like a suit.
一件艾葛外衣 An Edgar suit.
那人变外星人前很丑 Dude was that ugly\nbefore he was an alien.
对不起 I'm sorry.
继续 Go on.
不管怎样… Anyway...
我醒来他已离开 I come to and he's gone.
- 他说了什么吗? - 有 - Did he say anything?\n- Yes.
他向我要水喝 He asked me for some water.
糖水 Some sugar water.
- 糖水? - 我记得, 因为很怪异… - Sugar water?\n- Yeah, I remember that right.\n'Cause I thought that was odd.
…他要糖水而不是… That he asked me for sugar water\nand not lemonade or ice water or...
…水或是… regular water or...
…自来水 tap water.
好, 贝翠丝, 没有外星人 All right, Beatrice.\nThere was no alien.
那道闪光不是飞碟 The flash of light you saw\nin the sky was not a U.F.O.
是上升瓦斯气团 Swamp gas from a weather balloon\nwas trapped in a thermal pocket...
被金星反射 and refracted the light from Venus.
等一下\n你洗掉她记忆再编个新的? Wait a minute.\nYou flash that thing...\nit erases her memory\nand you just make up a new one?
这是记忆清除器 A standard-issue neuralizer.
你编那么烂的故事? That weak-ass story is\nthe best you can come up with?
好 All right.
附加说明…\n…艾葛跟他前任女友跑了\n你搬去跟妈住一阵就好了 On a more personal note,\nEdgar ran offwith an old girlfriend.\nYou'll go stay with your mom\na couple nights.
你觉得这样会更好 You'll get over it\nand decide you're better off.
反正他对你那么坏 Yeah, because he never\nappreciated you anyway.
事实上, 告诉你 I n fact, you know what?
是你甩了他, 他走了… You kicked him out.\nAnd now that he's gone...
…你可以买漂亮衣服 you'll go into town,\nfind yourself some nice dresses.
买双鞋, 也许去做做脸 Get yourself some shoes.\nFind somewhere you could get a facial.
而且… And...
…快找人来重新装璜, 糟透了 hire a decorator\nto come here quick because, damn!
我何时才能… Yo, Kay, check it out.\nWhen do I get my own flashy...
…有记忆清除器? memory messer-upper thing?
等你长大之后 When you grow up.
拜托不要是绿色 Please, not green.
可恶! Damn.\nDamn.
你知道是哪种\n外星人流绿汁… I don't suppose you know\nwhat kind of alien life-form...
…喝糖水的? leaves a green spectral trail\nand craves sugar water?
那是昨晚机智问答的题目 Wait. That was\non " Final Jeopardy" last night.
答案是…\n柴德, 虫族入侵 - Damn, Alex said it was--\n- Zed, we have a bug.
表示… So.
我们不喜欢虫族? What?\nWe don't like bugs?
虫族制造大屠杀 Bugs thrive on carnage, tiger.
它们消耗, 骚扰…毁灭其他的种族 They consume, infest, destroy, live off\nthe destruction of other species.
你小时候被虫咬过? - You were stung as a child, right?\n- Listen, kid.
想像一个超大蟑螂\n它力大无穷… I magine a giant cockroach\nwith unlimited strength...
…劣等生物本性, 易怒… a massive inferiority complex,\nand a real short temper...
…穿艾葛的皮横行曼哈顿 is tear-assing around Manhattan Island\nin a brand-new Edgar suit.
听起来有趣吗? Sound like fun?
该怎么做? What's the move?
只要虫族在城里\n我们就要去陈尸间监视 With the bug in town,\nwe'll watch the morgues.
3号尸体要放哪里? Where do you want\ncontestant number three?
放在那就行了 Just leave it there.
那只猫怎么回事? What's with the cat?
这只猫有个麻烦, 在这签名 There's a problem with the cat.\nSign here.
- 什么麻烦?\n- 那是你的问题 - What's the problem with the cat?\n- It's your problem.
我讨厌活的东西 I hate the living.
开始吧! Shall we?
噢, 我的老天! Oh, my God!
朋友, 你是什么? Buddy, what are you?
解剖时尸温约112度… Subject was approximately 112 degrees\nat time of autopsy...
…表示体温上升了 indicating an increase\nin body temperature.
检验员想由直肠量体温 Examiner tried\nto verify this rectally...
却找不到直肠 only to find the subject was\nwithout rectum.
这情况真--\n怪异 - Which is, needless to say, really--\n- Weird.
我们是卫生局的里欧医生 I'm Dr. Leo Manville,\nDepartment of Public Health.
这是怀特医生 This is Dr. White.
你一定没有家庭生活 You boys must not have\nmuch of a home life.
我们最近在监视这陈尸间\n近来有何异常状况? We watch the morgues very carefully.\nSeen something unusual?
有, 有3人被杀 I'd say so.\nTriple homicide.
第一个还算正常\n除了被劈成两半之外 The first body was pretty normal,\nexcept he was broken in half.
但当我解剖了另两个尸体…\n我带你去看 But when I opened up\nthe other two, well-- Let me show you.
他的骨骼架构有异于常人 There's a skeletal structure\nunlike any I 've ever seen before.
我查看这个 I 'll look at it.
你们去查看另一个尸体 Dr. White, why don't you and Dr. Weaver\ncheck out the other body?
往这边走，医生 This way, Doctor.
这个更怪 This one's even stranger.
我做腹部解剖 I did a full laparotomy.
我由胃开始\n我们可以由食道开始\n或看你想从哪里开始 I began with the stomach. We can start\nwith the gastroesophageal junction.\nWhicheveryou prefer.
就照你的方法 Let's start\nwhereveryou started at.
没问题 Okeydokey.
- 这是你的猫?\n- 现在是了 - Your cat?\n- Guess it is now.
跟着尸体来的\n伸进去 It came in with the body.\nDive right in.
他不会在意的 I 'm sure he won't mind.
你的眼睛很美 You have really pretty eyes.
谢谢 Thank you.
感觉到了吗? Feel that?
摸到幽门了?移开它 Where the pyloric junction would be?\nPush it aside.
什么不对劲?胃、 肝、 肺… Notice anything strange?\nStomach, liver, lungs?
没有, 都很好 No, all fine.
器官都不见了 Doctor, they're all missing.
当然\n我一开始就察觉了 Well, of course.\nThat's obviously the first thing\nI noticed.
我的意思是说\n里面没有… What I was pointing out is the fact\nthat there are no...
…一样器官… pieces...
…还存在 of them left.
你知道, 那些器官都… You know, so they're intact.
不在体内…是肯定的 Wherever they are. Whole, somewhere.\nThat we can be sure of.
我们见过吗? Have we met before?
我有个似曾相识的感觉 I 'm having the strangest feeling\nof déjà vu.
- 我也是\n- 真的? - Yeah, me too.\n- Really?
想知道我在想什么吗?\n但别告诉他 Okay, you want to know\nwhat I really think?
他太紧张了 But don't tell him,\nhe's under enough stress.
我认为那不是尸体 I don't think it's a real body.
我认为这是种运输工具\n或是类似的 I think it's some kind of transport unit\nfor something else altogether.
问题是, 什么? The question is, what?
这是不是把你吓坏了? Is this freaking you out?
不 No, girl.
你知道有时候我想做什么? You know what I like to do sometimes\nwhen it's late?
不知道 No.
怀特医生 Dr. White.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
怎么样? What do you think?
很有趣, 她很喜欢死人 Very interesting. She got a real\nQueen-of-the-Undead thing going--
- 我是指“身体” - 身材很棒 - Of the body.\n- Great body.
我指尸体 The dead body.
你最好去看看 Man, you have to look\nat that thing.
认得他吗? You recognize him?
像在总部见过他, 只是更死像 Yeah, he looks like the big guy I saw\ndown at headquarters, only deader.
是什么杀了他? What do you think killed him?
- 虫族? - 怀特医生 - A bug?\n- Dr. White.
她在叫你 You're up, slugger.
看这个 Look at this.
这是什么? What the hell is that?
必须… Must...
避免… To prevent...
…争夺 contest.
你想说什么? It's okay.\nWhat are you trying to say?
避免… To prevent...
避免… "To prevent..."
…挣扎? Struggle?
不… No.
…避免… To prevent...
战争? War?
战争 War.
银河系… The galaxy...
…是在… ...is on...
…猎户座的… ...Orion's...
…带-- ...be- be--
怎么说? What is word?
床? The bed?
星带? 猎户座星带? Belt?\nOrion's belt?
“避免战争银河系\n在猎户座星带上” "To prevent war\nthe galaxy is on Orion's belt."
什么意思? What the hell\ndoes that mean?
那个叫… Doctor...
- …什么的, 过来 - 叫什么的? - whatever, come here!\n- Dr. "Whatever"?
你们不是卫生局派来的 You guys aren't really from\nthe Department of Health, are you?
罗塞柏!可恶! Rosenberg!\nAh, damn.
安卡利人不会喜欢这个\n他是皇族的成员之一 The Arquillians will not like this.\nHe was one of the royal family.
这是外星人… I knew it.\nThis is an alien.
…你们是政府官员\n来掩饰实情的 And you're from some government agency\ntrying to keep it under wraps.
他说避免战争银河系\n在猎户座星带上 He said, "To prevent war,\nthe galaxy is on Orion's belt."
这就对了\n你要怎么解释纽约? This makes total sense.\nHow else do you explain New York?
前几天我在出租车里而这个家伙 The other day I was\nin this cab and this guy--
银河系在猎户座星带上\n听起来没道理 "Galaxy on Orion's belt"\ndoesn't make sense.
大头里的小人是这么说, 对吗? That's what the little dude\ninside the big dude's head said. Right?
是的 然后… Right after--
可恶!你洗掉了她的记忆 Damn, man.\nYou did the flashy thing already.
不论你们是谁, 出示身份证 Whoeveryou are, you have to show I.D.\nifyou're gonna be in the morgue.
当然, 小姐, 请看一下 Of course, young lady.\nLook at this for me, please.
- 别再照了, 好吗? - 什么？ - Would you stop that?\n- What?
那个会害她得脑癌或什么的 That thing is gonna give her\nbrain cancer or something.
她以前没被伤害过,我们得把这里所有的门都关上 Never hurt her before.\nWe have to close all the doors here.
特勤组快到了 Special Services will be here\nany minute.
“以前”你照了那可怜的女人几次? " Before"! How many times have you\nflashy-thinged that poor woman?
两次 Couple.
- 你不担心造成长期伤害?\n- 有一点 - No worries about no long-term damage?\n- Little.
- 你照过我吗?\n- 没有 - Have you ever flashy-thinged me?\n- No.
- 说真的!有没有照过我! - 没有 - I ain't playing with you! Have you?\n- No.
以后清除记忆的事交给我 I think I should be in charge\nof the flashy thing department.
有我在休想 Not while I'm around, ace.
你会烧坏别人的脑袋 You won't be happy till you fricassee\nsomeone's brain out.
有两个死了的外星人 We got two dead aliens\nand a Deputy Medical Examiner...
- 而且验尸员需要新记忆 - 是的，长官 - that needs a new memory.\n- Yes, sir.
给她个快乐的记忆 Make it a happy memory.
它到底在哪里? Where is it?
名字, 城市, 国家\n瑞丝伊丽莎白, 加拿大
搜寻中…
寻获
喂, 柴德… Hey, Zed.
…这里的人都不睡觉? Doesn't anyone ever get\nany sleep around here?
双胞胎让我们在圣塔伦时间\n那一天有37小时 The twins keep us on Centaurian time.\nIt's a 37-hour day.
过几个月就会习惯\n或者你会精神错乱 Give it a few months, you'll get used\nto it. Or have a psychotic episode.
这是猎户座 Here's Orion.
是北方天空最亮的星群 It's a grouping of the brightest stars\nin the northern sky.
- 这是猎户星带\n- 那个小人就是这么说的 - And here's Orion's belt.\n- That's what the little guy said.
“避免战争\n银河系在猎户座星带” "To prevent war,\nthe galaxy is on Orion's belt."
小子, 猎户星带上没银河系 Junior, there are no galaxies\non Orion's belt.
星带就是这3颗星\n银河系是很大的 The belt is just these three stars.
有几十亿颗星, 你听错了 Galaxies are huge.\nThey're made up of billions of stars.\nYou heard wrong.
随你说, 我知道我听到什么 Look, whatever,\nI know what I heard.
很漂亮 Pretty lady.
影像消失
那个糟老头的故事渐渐的显现了 The grumpy guy's story is starting\nto come into focus a little bit here.
献花给外星人的人就是你 You were the guy in the picture\nyou showed me with the flowers.
我猜她一直没收到花 And, I take it,\nshe never got those flowers.
她结婚了吗? So, what, she ever get\nmarried or anything?
有人说, 轰轰烈烈的爱 You know what they say.
…胜于没爱过“ " It's better to have loved and lost\nthan never to have loved at all."
你试试 Try it.
看看这个 Take a look at this.
他们正在离境 My God, they're all leaving.
刚逃走了12人, 瑞吉打的头阵 We've had 1 2 jump in the last hour.\nRedgick was just the first.
他们获悉什么我们不知道的情报? What do they know that we don't?
老鼠为何弃船而逃? Why does a rat desert a ship?
4号卫星显示质子热感应器 Give me Lem Sat 4 with a proton\ninduction thermoscan, please.
谢谢, 18号卫星 Thankyou. Okay.\nLem Sat 1 8.
好, 4000 All right, 4,000.
- 是安卡利战舰 - 而安卡利王子死在地球上 - That's an Arquillian battle cruiser.\n- We've got a dead Arquillian prince.
魔鬼在说话 Speak of the devil.
听起来他们气坏了 They sound pissed.
快翻译出来, 快 Boys, translate that.\nStep on it.
去罗斯柏珠宝店搜一搜\n看能找出什么 Go to Rosenberg's jewelry store\nand see what you can turn up.
凯 Kay
给他个武器 Give the kid a weapon.
- 原子4号枪 - 就是我要的 - Series 4 de-atomizer.\n- That's what I 'm talking about.
小蟋蟀 Noisy cricket.
凯, 不, 别这样 Kay, no, no,\ncome on, man.
你拿原子4号… You get a Series 4 de-atomizer...
…我拿小蟋蟀? I get a midget cricket?
感觉上一捏就碎了 Feel like I 'm going\nto break this damn thing.
这是我的卡车! Hey, this is my truck!
记得领车时跟他们说 Make sure you tell them that\ndown at the impound.
拜托 Please.
谁闯入珠宝店却不偷珠宝? Who breaks into a jewelry store\nand leaves all the jewels?
要找的不是珠宝 Somebody not looking for jewelry.
这家伙真爱他的猫 He had a serious crush on his cat.
趴下 Get down!
老天! Man!
是他, 是那个虫族! That's him. That's the bug!
穿着艾葛衣! In the Edgar suit!
别在众目睽睽下开枪! We do not discharge our weapons\nin view of the public!
我们没时间讨论这个! We ain't got time\nfor this cover-up bullshit!
外星人的战舰就要-- Have you forgotten?\nThere's an alien battle cruiser--
总有战舰、 死光枪… There's always an alien battle cruiser\nor a Korilian death ray...
…或是银河黑死病入侵地球 or an intergalactic plague\nabout to wipe out life on this planet.
人类快乐过日子因为… The only way people get on\nwith their happy lives...
…他们什么不知道! is they do not know about it!
别担心那只虫 Don't worry about the bug.
他走不了, 他的船在我们手上 He's not leaving town.\nWe've got his ship.
派封锁队来… Zed, we need a containment crew...
…到麦道格街 on MacDougal Street\nsouth ofHouston.
封锁是个好主意了\n但外星人还在继续离开 Containment may be a moot point, friend.\nThe exodus continues.
就像是舞会结束了\n最后走的要付帐 It's like the party's over and the last\none to leave gets stuck with the check.
忘恩负义的! You sorry little ingrates!
那安卡利战舰呢? What about the Arquillians?
翻译出部分的信息是: We've only translated part\nof the message so far:
- 交出银河系\n- 他们要得不多, 不是吗? - " Deliver the galaxy."\n- They don't want much, do they?
有更好的 Oh, it gets better.
他们要我们负责 They hold us responsible.
MIB交出银河系
把死人放在哪里? Where do you keep your dead?
我没有死人 I don't have any dead.
在哪里? Where?
不知道\n在市立陈尸间吗? I don't know.\nThe city morgue?
那3张1块钱, 先生 That's three for a dollar, sir!
因为金星的光反射在… It was some light that refracted\noff ofVenus...
…沼泽气上… into some swamp gas...
…所以会… and that's what made the--
好了, 小子! All right, kid!
失陪, 怎么了? Excuse me.\nWhat's up?
安卡利人要银河系\n不管那是什么意思 The Arquillians want the galaxy,\nwhatever the hell that means.
需要精通银河系的专家帮忙 We need help, a professional.
…一个对星际政治有经验的人 Somebody with years of experience\nin intergalactic politics.
希望那家伙还没离城 I just hope the little prick\nhasn't skipped town.
大家注意了，谢谢 May I have your attention?\nThank you.
大家聚到这里… Ifyou'll gather over here.
聚到这里, 再近一点 That's right, move in closer.\nThat's good.
请大家看这里, 谢谢 If you look right here,\nI'd appreciate it. Thank you.
伪装真差, 一看就是外星人 That's the worse disguise ever.\nHe's obviously an alien.
你不喜欢? 你可以亲我毛茸茸的小屁股 You don't like it,\nyou can kiss my furry little butt.
你忙吗?弗兰克 You busy, Frank?
抱歉没空, 太空船要开了 Can't talk now.\nMy flight's leaving in--
开始吧!\n叫捕狗队来! - Get your paws off me!\n- Call the pound! We got a stray.
这狗欠我朋友钱 The dog owes my friend money.
关于安卡利和虫族\n你知道什么? Arquillians and bugs, Frank,\nwhat do you know?
- 不知道\n- 不知道? - Nothing.\n- Nothing?
停, 停!好! Stop it. Stop it.\nOkay. Okay.
罗斯柏不只是安卡利人 Rosenberg wasn't some\ntwo-bit Arquillian.
他是银河系的管理人\n他以为在地球会安全 He was the guardian of a whole galaxy.\nThey thought he'd be safe on Earth.
虫族有另外的计划 The bug had other plans.
银河系是宇宙次原子能源的最好来源 The galaxy is the best source\nfor subatomic energy in the universe.
若虫族取得, 安卡利人就完了 If the bugs get their slimy claws on it,\nkiss the Arquillians good-bye.
问星带的事 Ask about the belt.
他说银河系在猎户座星带上是什么意思? Rosenberg mentioned a galaxy\non Orion's belt.
考倒我了 - What's he mean?\n- Beats me.
别摇了! Not around.
他在练习腹语 They're rehearsing\na ventriloquist act.
银河系在地球上! The galaxy is here!
什么意思? What do you mean " here"?
银河系十亿颗星怎会在这里? Galaxy's millions of stars and planets.\nHow's it here?
你们什么时候才了解到\n尺寸不是问题? You humans!\nWhen will you learn size doesn't matter?
重要的东西也可以很小 J ust because something's important,\ndoesn't mean it's not very small.
- 多小? - 非常小。像弹珠或珠宝 - How small?\n- Tiny. Like a marble or a jewel.
抱歉\n我要在赶太空船之前走一走 If you'll excuse me,\nI gotta be walked before my flight.
让我们离开这里 All right.\nGet out of here.
银河系在这\n不是在猎户座星带上 If the galaxy's here,\nit's not on Orion's belt.
你想引人注意… Boy, when you want attention--
猎户座 Orion.
很好听的名字 That's a pretty name.
这是什么? What's this?
是的, 很好, 谢谢 Yes, good, thank you.
谢谢你确定铃没坏 Thank you for making sure\nthe bell works.
农夫, 有什么事? What's up, Farmer John?
有个人早先来过这里 A man came in here earlier.
一个死人 A dead man.
与我何干? And that means what to me?
他是我的好友 It was a very dear friend of mine.
有只动物跟他一起 I believe he had\nan animal with him.
是我送他的礼物, 一只猫 It was a gift I gave him.\nA pet cat.
对我来说非常的重要 It means worlds to me.
我想要回来 I'd like to have it back.
我需要身份证… I'm gonna need\na picture I.D...
…宠物拥有人证明… written proof\nof ownership of the cat...
…与死人亲属关系的 notarized proof of kinship with...
公证证明 the deceased.
别这样 Don't do that.
哪样? Do what?
别打 Don't do it.
天啊! Oh, man.
杀虫剂
- 凯, 交给我就行了 - 什么？ - Look, Kay, let me handle this one.\n- What?
不过是抓猫, 不难的 All we gotta do is get a cat.\nIt's not really that hard.
如果你进去\n你又会对她照个不停 But if you go in,\nyou'll lay your Jack Webb on her.
会害她得血癌 Flash your brain ray all in her face.\nShe'll wind up with leukemia.
医生不需要你把她学的都洗掉 She's a doctor. She don't need you\nflashing away her med school classes.
- 我只要五分钟 - 两分钟 - Five minutes.\n- Two minutes.
- 那只猫呢? - 我说了, 不知道 - Where's the animal?\n- I told you I don't know.
我们去找 Let's see if we can find it.
你好 Hello!
嗨! Hello!
你好吗? - How you doing?\n- Hello.
我是弗莱迪警官\n26支局来的 I'm Sergeant Friday,\nfrom the 26th precinct.
有只猫跟尸体一起被送来 A cat came in with a corpse\nthe other day.
- 名牌上是写着猎户座\n- 是的 - "Orion" on the name tag.\n- Yes, that's right.
这只猫… This cat is a...
…是谋杀案… a witness in a murder case.
…的证人, 我要带它走 I'm gonna need to take him,\nask him a few questions.
- 我不知道猫在哪里 - 不知道? - I don't know where the cat is.\n- You don't?
但你可以带我跟你走 No, but maybe you could\ntake me with you instead.
你还真主动 Damn, you do start fast,\ndon't you?
我真的想跟你走 I'd really like to go with you...
…就是现在! now.
为什么? And exactly why is that?
我有东西要给你看\n慢点 There's something\nI need to show you.
你不可以这么快! Slow down, girl.\nYou ain't got to hit the gas like that.
你一定要看这个 You don't understand.\nYou really need to see this.
我会, 只有一件事, 我来开\n这不是雄纠纠的任务 I will, I will. One thing, I got\nto drive. It's not some macho trip.
我在说这是我的习惯 I'm saying\nthat's the way I get down.
色鬼, 你没搞懂 Look, stud,\nyou're really not getting this.
我需要你帮助我 There's something\nI need you to help me with.
- 别动! - 你真迟钝! - Freeze it, bug!\n- Christ, you are thick!
- 我怎么会知道?\n- 说得还不够清楚? - How was I to know?\n- Should I have sung it for you?
你像在勾引我-- If you weren't coming on like--
真是的!女人表现点自主性-- That is so typical. A woman shows\na hint of sexual independence--
- 闭嘴!\n- 放开她, 吃屎的! - Shut up!\n- Let her go, shiteater.
听好, 兔崽子… Listen, monkey-boy.
…跟你比起来我们进化多了 Compared to you humans, I'm on the top\nrung of the evolutionary ladder.
它也一样\n让我看你的脸\n然后我会把你的病治好 - So can it.\n- You're breaking my heart.\nShow me your face\nand I'll cure all your ills.
拔过苍蝇的翅膀吗?\n想过苍蝇会报仇吗? Ever pull wings off a fly?\nCare to see the fly get even?
那你的船呢? How far can you go with no ship?
你没太空船, 已经被没收了 If that's what you call that space trash\nwe got locked in the office.
- 放下武器!\n- 休想 - Put your weapons down!\n- Never going to happen, insect.
- 没关系\n- 怎么会没关系? - It's okay.\n- How is it okay?
我是说将会没事 I'm saying it's going to be okay.
别太肯定, 混球 Don't bet on it, meat sack.
放我走! Let me go!
进去! Go on!
- 带我去这里\n- 休想 - Take me here.\n- No way.
带我去! Take me!
他上了出租车 He's in a cab!
别动… Don't move! Don't move!\nDon't move!
嗨，什么？ Hey, man, what?
搭出租车逃不出地球, 走!\n跟我来! He's not leaving the planet in a cab.\nLet's go.
启动曼哈顿侦测网 Come with me. Put up a bio-net\nall the way around Manhattan.
不是人类就别想离开! If it's not human,\nI don't want it to leave this island.
安卡利战舰怎么说? What do we hear from\nour friends upstairs?
一样, 交出银河系 Same thing.\n" Deliver the galaxy."
虫族拿走银河系\n但我们有飞行器 The bug has the galaxy but we have\nhis ship. He's looking for a way out.
警告!\n质子武器威胁 Warning. Protonic fusion detection.
质子武器威胁
为什么开枪打我们? What the hell\nthey shooting at us for?
安卡利战争规则\n他们下了最后通牒, 然后示警弹\n之后要在银河1周时间回覆 Battle rules, kid.\nFirst, we get an ultimatum...\nthen a warning shot, then a galactic\nstandard week to respond.
银河1周是多久? A galactic standard week?\nHow long is that?
1小时 One hour.
1小时? One hour?
然后呢? Then what?
交出银河系\n否则摧毁地球, 对不起 That's bullshit.
别让虫族得手\n安卡利人会毁了它 Kid, to keep the bugs from getting it,\nthe Arquillians will destroy the galaxy.
是指地球 And whatever planet it's on.
你指的是我们\n很讨厌吧? - You're talking about us.\n- Sucks, huh?
搜索1百里以内的太空船 I'm getting the location of every\ninterstellar vehicle within 1 00 miles.
搜过了, 法兰克搭上最后一艘船 I already did.\nFrank took the last ship.
- 史尼登机场与史龙码头\n- 走了 - Snedens Landing and Throg's Neck.\n- They're gone.
- 大西洋城\n- 走了 - Atlantic City.\n- Adios.
- 巴瑞欧站?\n- 走了 - Bayonne?\n- Gone.
- 还有三里岛\n- 走了 - There's Three Mile Island.\n- Gone.
史坦登岛! - Y'all.\n- Staten Island?
- 走了, 谢天谢地 - 伙计们 - Gone, thank God.\n- Fellas!
时间紧迫。如果虫子离开银河系-- We're running out of time.\nIf the bug leaves with the galaxy--
嘿!老头! Hey, old guys!
那还能用吗? Do those still work?
- 你跟我来\n- 什么? - You're coming with me.\n- What?
长途飞行, 我要点心 It's a long trip.\nI 'll need a snack.
你要走隧道? Wait, the tunnel?
- 你知道更好的路到皇后区吗?\n- 隧道会堵车! - You know a better way to Queens?\n- It's gonna be packed.
记得红色按纽吗? - Remember the little red button?\n- Yeah.
按红色按纽 Push the red button.
最好系上安全带 You may want to wear a seat belt.
你太紧张了, 年轻人放轻松 You're much too tense.\nYou're a young man.
放轻松, 享受工作上的乐趣 You need to relax.\nLearn to take some joy in your work.
喜欢音乐吗?\n猫王 You like music?
哇! Man!
这样好多了 That's better.
你知道猫王己死了? You do know Elvis is dead?
没有, 猫王没死, 他回家了 No, Elvis is not dead.\nHe just went home.
你不会想吃我\n我是地球上的重要人物\n我是皇后 You don't want to eat me.\nI'm important on my planet. A queen!
是女神, 大家崇拜我 A goddess, even.\nThere are those who worship me.
我只是想让你知道\n这样会引起战争 I'm not trying to impress you.Just\nletting you know it could start a war!
战争才好 我家人就有的吃的了 全部7千8百万的人 Good, war. That means more food\nfor my family. All 78 million of them.
- 那有好多口要喂 - 你是个好爸爸, 但我要留在这! - That's a lot of mouths to feed.\n- You Wonderful dad, but I'm staying here!
那就是我的意思 Now, that's what I'm talking about.
蟑螂来了 Roaches check in.
休想离开 But they don't check out.
警告! Warning.
地球8分钟后毁灭 Eight minutes\nto the destruction ofEarth.
8分钟后…\n…毁灭 Eight minutes to destruction.
我们用内爆第五级电波 We'l I use pulsar level 5,\nwith a sub-sonic i m plosion factor.
什么?! What?
数到3就射击, 1 J ust shoot the dam n thi ng\non the count of three. One...
…2…3\ntwo, three.
白痴! You idiots!
你根本就不懂! You don't get it!
我赢了 I've won.
结束了 It's over.
吃奶的蠢货! You milk suckers!
你们不重要 You don't matter.
几秒钟后你们都不会碍事了 I n a few seconds,\nyou won't even be matter.
你因违反星际法被捕了 You're under arrest for violating\nsections of the Tycho Treaty.
交出你手上的银河系… So hand over whatever galaxy\nyou are carrying and step away...
…然后把手放到头上 from your busted-ass vehicle\nand put your hands on your head.
我把手… I 'll put my hands...
…放到头上 on my head.
像这样? Like this?
这不在我的计划中 That did not go at all\nhow I'd planned.
不要让它上第二条船 Whatever happens,\ndon't let him on the second ship.
- 你说什么?\n- 别让他离开地球! - What are you talking about?\n- Keep him on this planet.
凯，你要去哪里? Kay, where are you going?
去拿回我的枪 I'm getting my gun back.
喂, 虫人! Hey, bug!
我跟你说话! You know how many ofyour kind\nI've swatted with a newspaper?
知道我用报纸杀过多少像你一样的虫子? You're nothing but a smear\non the sports page to me...
…你这个粘哒哒的\n专吃内脏的寄生虫 you slimy, gut-sucking,\nintestinal parasite!
吃我! Eat me!
怎么了? What's up?
吃完就想逃?不吃点心了? You just going to eat and run, huh?\nWhat about dessert?
就这样? That's it?
现在好戏才刚要上场! Where you going?\nThis party's just getting started.
你要去哪? Where're you going?
你要去哪? Where you going?
听好 Listen.
只有一个方法离开这星球\n就是必须经过我这关 There's one way off this planet, baby,\nand that's through me.
你去哪里? Where're you going?
你以为你赢了? Why you runnin', huh?
我还站着的 I'm still standing.
快, 带来, 带来 Come on. Bring it.\nBring it.
抱歉\n那是你的姑妈吗? I'm sorry.\nWas that your auntie?
这表示这是你舅舅 That must mean\nthat's your uncle, huh?
你们长得都一样 You know you all look alike.
噍噍 Well, well.
大坏虫有颗脆弱的心 Big bad bug got a bit\nof a soft spot, huh?
我不明白的是… What I can't understand\nis whyyou...
…你为什么要带人来这 got to come down here\nbringing all this ruckus.
制造混乱夺取银河系? Snatching up galaxies and everything.
我的态度是不找麻烦就没麻烦 My attitude is, don't start nothing,\nwon't be nothing.
快从我的面前消失\n免得麻烦上身 You need to ease up out my face\nbefore something bad happen to you.
太迟了 Too late.
告诉安卡利人\n我们拿到银河系了 Call the Arquillians.\nTell them we have the galaxy.
知道了 You got it, friend.
要把枪拿回来, 是吗? Going to get your gun back, huh?
我喜欢这把枪 I like this gun.
你在里面鬼混\n害的我一个人在忙 While you were in there playing around,\nI was here doing all the work.
我先用石头打他的头 First, I had to bean him in the head\nwith this big rock.
本来想用木板打他 Then I was going to hit him\nwith a two-by-four.
它踢我, 好痛 He kicked me.\nYou know, it hurt.
我拿起火来吓他 Then I got the fire.\nI was "yah" with the fire.
工作第二天表现不错 Not bad foryour second day\nofwork, is it?
这是我遇过最怪异的情况 This definitely rates about a 9.0\non my weird-shit-o-meter.
你该看看在1968年\n麦格逊人迁移时 Should've been here\nfor the Zeronion migration in 1968.
你还没出生吧! I guess you weren't\neven alive in '68.
很有趣的工作! Interesting job you guys have.
我知道有规矩… Look, I know we got rules\nand everything, but...
…但她帮我们杀了那只虫\n也许别清除她的记忆 she did help us bust that bug.\nMaybe we don't have to flashy thing her.
她会跟谁说?\n她成天跟死人为伍 Come on. Who she gonna tell?\nShe hang out with all dead people.
不是给她的 It's not for her.
是给我的 It's for me.
什么? What?
很美吧? They're beautiful, aren't they?
星星 Stars.
我很久没观赏\n其实它们很… I never look at them anymore,\nbut they actually are quite...
漂亮 beautiful.
凯，你把你的搭档吓坏了 Kay, you're frightening\nyour partner.
我在训练接班人\n不是搭档 I haven't been training a partner.\nI've been training a replacement.
凯, 等一下 Wait a minute, Kay.
我一人无法胜任 I cannot do this job by myself.
两位!我的住处离这里很远 Hey, guys.\nMy apartment isn't anywhere near here.
甚至不在这个岛上 It's not even\non the same island.
日期… Days...
…月份… months...
…年份 years.
不要朝着自己 Always face it forward.
我刚从蟑螂肚里出来 I 've just been down the gullet\nof an interstellar cockroach, kid.
是100个最不愿记得的记忆之一 That's one of a hundred memories\nthat I don't want.
再见 See you around,Jay.
不… No...
…你不会的 you won't.
底特律汽车“向地心引力挑战”
纽约棒球队内野手说:
飞碟害我漏接!
一个男人昏迷35年!
重回女友怀抱
柴德说索里领事要公牛队的票 Zed called. The Solaxiant 9 consulate wants floor seats for the Knicks game.
通知丹尼斯洛曼, 他是索里星人 Put in a call for Dennis Rodman,\nhe's from that planet.
洛曼?你在开玩笑吗? Rodman? You're kidding.
不是 Nope.
并没有怎么掩饰嘛 Not much of a disguise.