【 -=THE LAST FANTASY=- 荣誉出品 】
翻译：小倩 君君 爪爪 贺贺 -=TLF字幕组=- 校对：yourtear
晚上好，女士们，先生们 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
今晚的节目一定会很让您喜欢 Tonight's show is a real highlight.
因为我们请到一位非常富有才智的嘉宾 Our guest isn't only
她极其的有智慧 highly intelligent
当然还十分的漂亮 but also extremely beautiful.
今天我们会和这一位德国的女作家交流 We'll be talking to a German author recently selected by Time magazine
她入选了《时代杂志》的年度100位世界极具影响力人物 as one of the 100 most influential people in the world.
她的书在超过100多个国家得以出版 Her books have appeared in over 100 countries.
卡特琳娜，欢迎，晚上好 Welcome, Katharina Meese. - Good evening.
- 您令我们蓬荜生辉 - 谢谢 It's an honor to have you here. - Thank you.
你的小说《自由之旅》 Your novel "Free Flight"
要被拍成电影，这多少让我有点吃惊 will be filmed. This is surprising,
- 因为您是一位强烈批判 翻拍文学电影 的人 - 对 because you're known as a fierce critic of film adaptations of novels. - Yes.
谈谈你的转变吧 What happened?
经过很长时间的商谈后 我很满意的是将会… After long negotiations, I was satisfied that I would...
…得到很多钱？ ... get lots of money?
现在有传闻说 将会请来著名导演… It has been rumored that the successful filmmaker
罗伯特·克夫曼执导这部电影... Rob Kaufmann will be directing...
- 亨利现在不在家 - 天哪, 我讨厌这鬼机器！亨利！ Henry Lehnbach is not home. - Geez, Henry!
那个身着白色衣装的男人是正确人选吗？ Is the man in white the right choice?
亨利，我是你的经济人，接电话！ 我知道你宅在家！ Henry, it's your agent, pick up! I know you're there!
有天大喜讯噢 明天十一点艾里斯坦咖啡屋见 I've got big, big news for you! Be at Caf?Einstein tomorrow at 11.
别迟到！ Be on time!
艾斯特, 你早来了一个小时 Esther, you're an hour early.
艾斯特？ 是我，彼娜！ Who's Esther? It's me, Bine!
- 谁？ - 彼娜！ Who? - Bine!
- 你不是在西藏吗？ - 回来啦！开门！ - 今天不行！ I thought you were in Tibet. - I'm back. Open up! - I can't today.
- 为什么？ - 我得写东西 Why not? - I have to write.
- 明天就要交稿了 - 我保证不会浪费你时间的 I have a deadline tomorrow. - You won't regret it.
难道你不想跟我一起切磋一下“爱经”？ Let me just say "Kamasutra."
好吧，但是就半个小时 Okay, but only a half hour.
你知道吗，当你站在那里的时候… You know, when you're there, looking
…看着那里的山 和人时… at the mountains
那真是一种完全不一样的感觉 and the people there, it's so unreal.
跟平时换个手机号码的那种改变全然不同 It's not about changing my ring tone.
我是彻底的改变了自己，你知道吗？ 我知道自己在什么地方 I really changed myself, you know? I know where I stand
知道了去哪里能找到自我 and where I can be myself.
我学会了如何去爱我自己 I learned how to find and love myself,
如何活出真实的自己 how to articulate myself.
对女人来说 要学会如何首先满足她自己的需要… It's important for a woman to learn
- …是很重要的 - 时间到了 to put her needs first. - Time's up.
别那么蛮横好吗？ 过来再舒服一下嘛 Don't be so uptight. Come back over here.
噢，没有避孕套了，真糟糕 Oh, no more condoms. Too bad.
再去弄点来嘛 我在这慢慢等你，顺便看看电视… So get some while I wait here patiently,
- …机吧 - 下次吧，我在等人呢… watching TV. - Another time, sure. I'm expecting someone.
- 是吗？谁啊？ - 你的末班车要开走啦！ Yeah? Who? - You'll miss your bus!
- 别闹，我都听不见电视的声音了 - 起来，快点！ Pipe down, I can't hear. - Out of my bed, now!
- 你疯了吗？ - 起来！ - 就不 我就不走 我不会… …任你摆布的 Are you crazy? - Out! - Forget it. I won't be pushed around by the likes of you!
你要再做一次？ 那这样吧，等我去拿避孕套 You know what? I'll go get condoms.
这才像话嘛 That's more like it.
- 艾斯特，你来早了二十分钟 - 怎么？ 有什么不妥吗？ Esther, you're 20 minutes early. - What's the problem?
- 我只是想为你打扮得再帅一点 - 在阁楼上吗？ I wanted to spruce up for you. - Out here?
- 那女的是谁？ - 哪个女的？ Who is she? - Who's who?
- 刚刚给我按开门铃的女人 - 那是我妈啊 The woman who just answered the door. - My mother.
- 我以为她已经死了 - 我也那么认为的 I thought she was dead. - Me, too.
你这混蛋 You're such an asshole.
- 来，咱们一起去你那吧 - 你头傻公驴，我特意从波茨坦赶回来 Come, let's go to your place. - I came all the way from Potsdam.
- 那很好啊 - 你现在带我上楼 Potsdam's nice. - You take me upstairs right now
- 让我认识认识那女的 - 别这样 and introduce me to that woman. - No way.
【 红酒烩鸡 】
- 380欧元？ - 你没看错 380 Euros? - That's right.
- 我身上没带现金，能下次给你们汇钱吗？ - 你觉得我看起来像是白痴吗？ You guys take checks? - Is there a sign on my face that says I'm an idiot?
- 拜托老兄，我真的需要这辆车 - 一手交钱… Cut me some slack, guys. I need the car. - I get the money,
…一手交车 没钱，就把你的车运到非洲去 you get the car. No money, the car goes to Africa.
- 非洲？ - 对，非洲 To Africa? - Africa.
- 那你至少也得有个停车库吧？ - 车库? Do you at least have a garage to keep it in? - A garage?
你把这当成五星级宾馆啊？ Does this look like a 5 star hotel?
把这辆破车弄到非洲去 Send the piece of crap to Africa.
你能借我380欧吗？ Can you lend me 380 Euros?
你迟到了，不道歉，还开口就要钱？ You're late and ask for cash rather than apologize?
没钱，问你的心肝宝贝去要吧 No more loans. Ask your honeys.
- 250行吗？ - 没门 250? - Forget it.
算了，什么天大的好消息啊？ Alright, so what's the big news?
- 那个《森林守护者》被停播了 - 不是吧？ - 就是 The "Forest Ranger" is being canceled. - No. - Yes.
收视率很槽糕 The ratings are awful.
- 这下混乱了，我怎么付房租啊？ - 在这签个字 What's so funny? How am I supposed to pay my rent? - Just sign here.
- 这是什么？ - 卡特琳娜想让你参与到她那部电影的编剧中 What's this? - Katharina Meese wants you to write her film adaptation.
- 你不会在搞什么整人节目吧？ - 我也以为呢 Is this candid camera? - I thought so, too,
但看啊 这儿没有隐藏的摄像头啊 but there was no camera
艾伦伏特也没有跳出来 更不可能是愚人节笑话 and Alan Funt didn't jump out either. It can't be an April fools' joke,
因为现在是七月 难道还不明白吗？该是你回来的时候了！ because it's the middle of July. Don't you get it? It's your comeback!
- 不开心？ - 但为什么是我呢？ Aren't you happy? - But why me?
你们曾经一起写过很出色的东西啊 You used to write such beautiful stuff together.
可能她还爱着你 但都无所谓了，是吧？ Maybe she still loves you. But what does it matter, really?
她今晚八点要和你见面 打扮的帅一点 She wants to meet you tonight at 8. So put on something nice
一定不要迟到 你能做到一次的，对吧？ and be on time for a change. You can manage that, right?
我可以坐过来吗？ May I?
- 怎么啦？ - 标价牌还没拿掉呢 What? - You left the tag on.
- 天哪，真杯具 - 我帮你 God, how embarrassing. - I'll get it.
- 1200欧? - 开司米山羊绒的 1,200 Euros? - It's cashmere.
你以前可是认为买超过200欧元的任何东西都是不道德的 You used to think that anything over 200 Euros was immoral.
- 是啊，现在还这么认为 - 那你为什么还买呢？ Yeah, it is. - So why do you buy it?
- 那我应该有罪恶感吗？ - 不，还好啦 Should I feel guilty? - No, it's okay.
你能买的起 你是当红炸子鸡嘛 You can afford it. You're on a roll.
- 你接受那个提议吗？ - 还有其他人选吗？ Are you going to do it? - Who else could make a good script of your novel?
- 你读过我的小说了吗？ - 读过了 You've read my novel? - Yeah.
- 你从来不会读其他人的东西 - 恩，因为那就是以我的东西为基础的 You never read other people's stuff. - Well, it was my idea.
- 可你总是认为你的东西很槽糕啊 - 但这不是你盗用我东西的理由 You thought it was crap. - No reason to steal it from me.
那是你送给我的啊 You gave it to me.
给你？ 你翻了我的垃圾桶 把它藏了起来 然后偷走了 Gave it? You snooped around my garbage and took it with you.
我不是偷，你把我赶出去的时候 告诉过我 I wasn't snooping. I took it
我可以保留这些垃圾，因为… when you threw me out and told me I could keep the trash because
- …我们的关系要比那堆垃圾 更有价值 - 换个话题吧 our relationship was worth just as much. - Let's change the subject.
有男朋友了吗？ You have a boyfriend?
有过一个，不幸的是他和你有一样的问题 I had one. Unfortunately, he had the same problem as you.
- 怎么讲？ - 他不能接受我的独立 And what's that? - He couldn't handle my independence.
是吗？不知道幸运的家伙 Really? What a loser.
为什么所有的男人都有那样的问题？ Why is it that all men have a problem with that?
- 而不是以此为自豪呢？ - 那时我一直以你为自豪啊 Instead of being proud of their partner? - I was always proud of you.
- 那时你装的很不错 - 我只是不想轻易的放弃你 You did a good job of hiding it. - I didn't want you to get a big head.
- 好了，明白了 - 你有女朋友了吗？ Yeah, right. And do you have a girlfriend?
没有，我很享受自由 我完全自主 No, I enjoy my freedom. I'm completely autonomous.
如果我有那么糟糕的一天 当然差不多每天都很糟糕，反正都是我自己造成的 If I'm having a crappy day, which almost never happens, it's my problem.
- 你想过我吗？ - 当然，经常想 Did you ever miss me? - Yeah, a lot.
- 真的？ - 是的 Really? - Yeah.
接着我会告诉自己 我们的关系只存在自己的幻想中 Then I would tell myself that I was just idealizing our relationship.
- 男人都会那么幻想 - 是吗？ Men do that. - Do they?
男人会经常回想美好的记忆 女人却恰恰相反 Men only remember the good times, women only remember what went wrong.
- 才不是 - 是的，这是事实，我们来做个小测试 That's not true. - Yes, it is. Let's do a little test.
我们那次的纽约旅行 Our trip to New York.
胡说，我们从未去过那 You're a piece of work. We never went to New York.
别胡说了 You're full of it.
瞧瞧, 你真是一个健忘的女人 See, you're a woman and you can't remember.
- 我们去你那吧？ - 不，去你那… …我可还没把我的字纸篓锁起来 Your place? - No, yours. I still don't have a lock on the trash.
我们到了 Here we are.
- 想喝点儿什么？威士忌行吗？ - 就威士忌吧 What'll you have? Whisky? - Whisky.
玛利亚, 请给他一杯威士忌 Maria, please get him a whisky.
- 我得洗漱一下 - 噢 哦，对了这是亨利… 玛利亚 I have to freshen up. Oh. Henry... Maria.
晚上好，亨利 Good evening, Henry.
晚上好，小泽 Good evening.
- 真是个好地方 - 是的 Nice place. - Yes.
- 你在这很长时间了吗？ - 两年了 You been here long? - 2 years.
- 可以问问，这样的房子要多少钱呢？ - 你最好还是问卡特琳娜吧 What's a place like this cost? - It's better if you ask Katharina.
- 请慢用 - 谢谢 Here you go. - Thanks.
您请坐吧，会舒服点 Have a seat, it's very comfortable.
好的 Okay.
果然不错 Yeah.
搞毛啊！ What the hell?
酷吧？ Cool, huh?
哈，我早知道是这么用的 Ha, I knew that one.
要橙汁吗？ Orange juice?
嗯，谢谢 Yes, please.
和我们一块儿吃吧 Join us.
卡特琳娜, 你们俩睡得正香的时候，我就已经吃过午餐了 Katharina, while you two were sleeping like babies, I had lunch.
- 要橙汁吗？ - 谢谢 Orange juice? - Thanks.
- 噢天哪，都已经十二点半了，我们不能再这样了 - 但很爽啊 Oh God, it's 12:30 already. We can't do this. - But it was great.
- 还要什么吗？ - 够了，谢谢 Anything else? - That's all, thanks.
用餐愉快 Bon appit.
- 是超爽，但是这次只是例外 - 为什么？ It was great, but we can't do it again. - Why the hell not?
亨利，我想写一个完美的剧本 Henry, I want to write the perfect script.
如果我们完成了 就可以天天那样躺床上无法无天 When we've done that, we can lay around all day
- 你想怎么样就怎么样 - 我不需要任何的激励 and screw our heads off. - I don't need any incentives.
这不是手拉手去散步 这真的需要相互支持，需要对你百分之百的信赖 This is no joke. I need to be able to depend on you.
不要搞个人主义 我们是一个团队，要相互听取意见 No ego trips. We're a team, and teammates listen to each other.
尤其是要听我的 You listen to me.
在一个团队里, 我们两个都要发挥作用 当我们有了约定，你就要做到 In a team, both people have to function. When we set a time, you're there
你必须时刻准备着 全力以赴地投入其中 and ready to go. You have to pull yourself together
从现在开始，我们做的每一件事都要与我们的电影有关 and concentrate fully on this project. From now on, it's all about our film.
说完了吗？ Finished?
- 是的 - 你让我觉得你又回到以前了 Yeah. - You sound just like you used to.
我又不是傻子 你只要跟我说，我就肯定做到 You talk to me as if I were a moron. I've had it with that.
亨利，其实我只是想知道我是否能和你一起写作 I just need to know if we can write together.
- 可以吗？ - 当然 - 太好了 Can we do that? - Yeah. - Good.
- 但是不要把我当成一个四岁的小孩子一样 - 对不起 But don't treat me like a 4-year-old. - Sorry.
告诉你的保姆把鸡蛋弄得容易剥一点 And tell your maid to quench the eggs properly.
好的 Okay.
- 明天九点，到我这？ - 明天九点，到你这 So tomorrow at 9, my place? - Tomorrow at 9, your place.
我的蛋怎么了？ What about my egg?
该死！ Oh shit!
你是亨利吗？ Are you Henry?
- 谁让你问这个的？ - 难道是帕丽斯·希尔顿的妹妹？当然是我啦 Who wants to know? - Paris Hilton's sister. Duh, me.
你有什么事吗? You got a problem?
我想把这个给你 她要我和你一起 I'm supposed to give you this. I'm staying with you.
- 什么？ - 大概就是让我住在你这儿 What? - I'm supposed to stay with you.
- 你是谁？ - 玛格达莱纳，都在信里写着呢 Who are you? - Magdalena. It's all in the letter.
你现在可以出来了！ 别折腾了！玩笑时间结束了！ You can come out now! Joke's over!
你傻啊？那儿又没人 Are you stupid? There's no one there.
妈妈说你必需读这封信 Mommy said you should read the letter.
听着：你现在回家去找妈妈，我要进去了 Listen up: You're going home to mommy and I'm going in there.
别一直按我的门铃 And no ding dong ditching.
我知道你就在门后面 I know you're behind the door!
你必需读那封信 You have to read the letter!
亲爱的亨利，我不得不说 你可别晕过去 Dear Henry, what I have to say might come as a shock,
一定保持冷静 给你信的这个小女孩儿 so please sit down. The little girl who gave you this letter
是你的亲生女儿，她叫玛格达莱纳 is your daughter. Her name is Magdalena
她八岁了 我猜你一定很惊讶… and she's eight years old. I presume you're rather surprised...
- 谁带你来的？ - 妈妈的朋友 Who brought you? - Mommy's friend.
她说必须等我进去了，她才走 She said she'd wait till I got in.
- 你妈妈在哪？ - 纽约 Where's your mom? - In New York.
- 真不错啊 - 我想我得和你一块儿住 Great. - I'm supposed to stay with you.
- 谁说的？ - 妈妈 - 她疯了吧！ Who says? - Mommy. - She's crazy!
就是住一阵子 但是这次要住四个礼拜 Sometimes. But it's only for four weeks this time.
- 你也想喝吗 - 哈哈，别逗我了 Want one? - Ha ha, very funny.
- 你在干什么 - 你觉得我在干嘛？ What are you doing? - What does it look like?
- 吸烟对你不好 - 是吗？ - 是的 Smoking's bad for you. - Yeah? - Yeah.
你知道什么？这是我家 我想怎样就怎样，明白吗？ You know what? This is my apartment and I do what I want, got it?
吸烟对你还是不好 会让你得癌症的，还会让你的皮肤变老 Smoking is still bad for you. It gives you cancer, ages your skin,
还会让你变臭 and you stink.
谢谢 Thanks.
我爸爸为了我也戒烟了 My daddy also stopped smoking for me.
你有什么问题吗？ You got a problem?
- 难道你正好八岁？ - 怎么样算是“正好”呢？ So you're exactly eight. - How could you be not exactly eight?
你的父母经常把你丢出来吗？ Do your parents always drop you off
- 扔到陌生人家？ - 只是朋友家，我妈妈说你是她的一个老朋友 at strangers' houses? - Only friends, and mommy says you're an old friend.
- 你几岁了？ - 四十二 How old are you? - 42.
那你比我大三十四岁 和我爸爸一样 Then you're 34 years older than me, just like my dad.
你也有更年期吗？ Do you have a men-life crisis, too?
我妈妈说所有的男人都有 因为他们害怕会失去什么 Mom says all men have one because they're afraid they'll miss something.
- 你爸爸在哪？ - 在上班啊 Where's your dad? - At work.
他是做什么的？ What's he do?
我爸爸是整个柏林最好的牙医 My dad is the best orthodontist in all of Berlin.
- 他叫什么？ - 特里斯坦 What's his name? - Tristan.
- 那他姓什么呢？ - 和我的一样喽 And what's his last name? - Same as mine.
- 那你姓什么？ - 瓦尔泽 And what's your last name? - Walser.
瓦尔泽？！太搞笑了！我正好还和他有个预约 Walser! That's funny! I've got an appointment with him right now.
- 真的吗？ - 对啊 Really? - Yeah.
- 医生在吗？ - 他在给病人看病 - 太好了 Is the doctor in? - He's with a patient. - Great.
你预约了吗？ Do you have an appointment?
我不需要 I don't need one.
- 这是咋地了？ - 我们需要谈一谈 What the hell's going on? - We need to have a chat.
- 先到前台，然后跟她们预约 - 关于你女儿的事 See my receptionist for an appointment. - It's about your daughter.
- 她出事了？ - 没有，她现在在前台 Is something wrong? - No. She's at the front desk.
- 你跟我女儿有啥搞不清的？ - 没啊 What do you have to do with my daughter? - Nada.
玛格达莱纳，你在这做什么 Magdalena, what are you doing here?
- 我以为你和克里斯蒂娜在一起呢 - 她把我送到亨利那的 I thought you were with Christiane. - She brought me to Henry's.
哪个亨利啊？ Who's Henry?
他咯 He is.
原来你就是那汉子！ So it's you.
爸爸… Daddy...
你还会回家吗？ Are you coming back home?
- 什么？ - 你还会回家吗？ What? - Are you coming back home?
桑塔 Chantal?
过来帮个忙吧 请照看一下玛格达莱纳 Make yourself useful. Look after Magdalena.
走吧，我带你去玩 Come, let's go play.
亨利 亨利·莱恩巴赫 Henry Lehnbach.
我不得不说，你们俩真是从一个模子出来的 The resemblance is striking, I must say.
- 我竟然糊涂了那么久 - 我也要去做个亲子鉴定 How could I be so blind. - I'm going to do a paternity test.
跟我来，我要给你看点东西 我正打算要以邮件的形式寄给你的 Come with me, I'll show you something. I meant to mail it to you.
我们平均每月的开支至少是五百九十欧元 We conservatively estimated average monthly costs of 590 Euros,
比起全国子女抚养费用表的水平偏差的不多 [dusseldorfer tabelle] which deviates only slightly from the federal guidelines.
五百九十乘以十二乘以八… 590 times 12 times 8...
总共是五万六千六百四十 comes to 56,640 Euro on the nose.
玛格达莱纳, 是她妈妈坚持的… Magdalena, at her mother's behest,
…去一所私立学校上学 每个月1100欧元乘以12乘以3总共是39600欧元 attends a private school. 1,100 Euros a month times 12 times 3 makes 39,600.
每年的三个假期，夏天在马尔代夫 冬天圣莫里茨，秋天在马洛卡 Three annual vacations, summer Maldives, winter St. Moritz, autumn Majorca,
14000， 9000，4000 总计 216000 14,000, 9,000, 4,000 add up to 216,000.
此外，三岁开始上芭蕾课 Plus, ballet lessons, begun at the age of 3.
每小时20欧元，每个月320欧，每年就是3840欧 20 Euros per hour, 320 per month, 3,840 per year,
乘以5 共计1万9千2百 钢琴课… times 5 makes 19,200. Piano...
…算了，两年前就退了 Well, she quit 2 years ago.
- 知道吗？这部分算我慷慨，不计较 - 噢，谢谢 You know what? I'll let that one slide. - Gee, thanks.
二十五万九千四百四十欧元 259,440 Euros.
即使我是她的父亲 你也不要指望我会支付所有的这些钱 Even if I were the father, you can't seriously expect me to pay all that.
鉴于你打破了我的生活 这些补偿费简直是微不足道 Considering that you ruined my life, I think it's a small price.
是你自己愿意往马尔代夫飞 我又做不了主 It's not my fault you always flew to the Maldives.
德国的黑森林也不错啊 The Black Forest is nice, too.
再多的钱也弥补不了我受伤的心 反正你横竖都没钱 I don't care about the money. You're broke anyway.
事实上，我根本不想在我生活中跟你打照面 I never wanted to meet you, but since you're here,
但是你来了，我可以当面告诉你 你所做的对我意味着什么 I can tell you to your face what you've done to me.
洗耳恭听 I'm listening.
你知道爱一个孩子是怎样的吗？ Do you know what it's like to love a child?
那是一种纯净无私的爱，无条件的爱 A love that's pure, unconditional?
是世界上最美好的情感 It's the greatest feeling on earth.
她出生的时候，我把她抱在我的怀里 When she was born, I held her in my arms.
为了照顾她，我请了一年的假 I took a year off work just to take care of her.
手把手的教她骑自行车 I taught her how to ride a bike,
不曾错过一次她的芭蕾表演 I never missed a single recital.
她阑尾炎手术的时候 我在一旁握着她的手 I held her hand when her appendix was removed.
这是可是牙科诊所啊！ This is a dental practice.
知道吗，多少个夜里我辗转反侧 I spent so many sleepless nights, tossing and turning,
我告诉我自己，即使她不是我的女儿也没关系 telling myself that it didn't matter that she's not my daughter,
那个我曾深爱的妻子 that it didn't matter that my wife, whom I loved so dearly,
让我八年都蒙在鼓里 我也能努力接受 lied to me for eight years. But I can't do it.
- 真的不能做到 - 我很抱歉 I just can't. - I'm really sorry.
夏洛特的事… The thing with Charlotte...
- 那是一个意外 - 意外 It was an accident. - An accident?
夏洛特和我曾经是二十年的朋友 Charlotte and I were best friends for 20 years.
我们一起上学 八年里我们都是一起度假 We went to school together, vacations,
但是我们从来不睡在一起 我们还生活在那个 but we never slept together. We were living proof
男女之间只能有友谊不能有性的年代 that men and women can be friends without having sex.
那你是怎么让夏洛特怀孕的 So how did you manage to impregnate Charlotte?
我们碰巧在斯德哥尔摩的机场遇到了 We met by chance at the airport in Stockholm.
所有的航班都因下雪取消 All flights were canceled due to snow.
安排给我们过夜的酒店塞满了人 We had to stay in this totally overbooked hotel.
- 让我猜猜，只有衣柜是免费的 - 没有… Let me guess, only the broom closet was free. - No,
…我们还是弄到了一间单人房 we managed to get a small single room.
然后天气是那么的冷； 我们的衣服是那么的湿； 大家感觉都是那么的冷 It was cold, our clothes were damp, we were cold,
- 还有点孤独… - 孤独？ lonely... - Lonely?
- 夏洛特和我那时正要准备结婚了 - 我知道 Charlotte and I were planning our wedding. - I know,
她告诉我了 甚至她还邀请我去参加你们的婚礼 she told me about it. She even invited me to come.
- 但你为什么没有出现呢？ - 我没有收到请帖 And why didn't you show up? - I didn't get a card.
- 我很抱歉 - 你知道为什么夏洛特把她… I'm so sorry. You know why Charlotte left the girl
…送到你家吗？你才是她的父亲，我的婚姻也被毁了 at your door? You're the father and my marriage is ruined.
是时候承担你的责任了 我得走了 It's time to assume your responsibility. And I must go
去看我的病人，那个可怜的女人已经被夹了45分钟了 and tend to my patient. The poor woman's had a cheek retractor in for 45 minutes.
请自便 You know where the door is.
嗨，亨利 Hello Henry,
- 还好吗？ - 你疯了吧 how are you? - Are you nuts?
现在赶紧过来把你的女儿接走 Come pick up your daughter, now!
- 她不单单是我的，也是你的女儿啊 - 别胡说了 She's also your daughter. - Cut the crap!
- 怎么回事 - 我们之前做过一次，记得吗？然后就这样了 What the hell? - We had sex, remember? It can happen.
- 我们只是睡过一次 - 那也会有怀孕的可能啊 We slept together one time. - That's enough to get pregnant.
- 你怎么知道我是她父亲 - 有一次她住院的时候 How do you know I'm the father? - She was in the hospital.
没有人和她有相匹配的血型 所以确定特里斯坦不是她的父亲 Their blood types don't match. Tristan can't be the father.
- 除了他，我只和你睡过 - 你确定 You're the only other man I was with. - Are you sure?
- 你什么意思啊 - 你确定… What do you mean? - Are you sure
- …你真的和其他人没有关系吗 - 你个混蛋 you didn't screw anyone else? - You're such an asshole.
- 我是混蛋？ 是你背叛你的未婚夫的吧… - 难道你没背叛你的女朋友吗？ Me? You betray your fianc?.. - And your girlfriend?
但是我没怀孕啊！你怀孕了，却都没有告诉我 But I didn't get pregnant! You got pregnant and didn't even tell me!
还瞒了你丈夫八年，你知不知道他有多可怜 Instead you lie to your husband for eight years, the poor guy,
- 你现在突然跳出来把孩子丢给我 - 我最后需要的… and now you leave the kid with me. - The last thing I need
…就是你的责怪 is a sermon from you.
- 你以前没和他说过吗 - 当然没有啦 Did you talk to him about it? - Of course not.
我害怕失去他 他是我生命中重要的男人 I was so afraid to lose him. He's the man of my life.
我现在的生活真的混乱 My life's a mess.
我不是在度假，我这里都快乱成一团了 This is no vacation. It's total chaos.
我的公司每况愈下，我真的不知道该怎么办 My company's going under, I don't know which way is up.
我遇到了法律上的麻烦 幸运的是我没有受牢狱之苦 I've got legal trouble here. I'll be lucky to stay out of jail.
- 我得走了 - 去哪？ I've gotta run. - Where?
法庭 好好照顾我的小宝贝 To court. Take good care of my baby!
嘿，我不能照顾她 我不会照顾孩子 Hey, I can't take care of her. I can't deal with kids.
我受不了孩子的 I don't even like kids.
我拜托你了 现在我真的得走了 I'm counting on you. Now I really have to go.
她得保证睡眠质量 九点必须睡觉 She has to be in bed by nine.
- 早餐必须吃好，晚餐一定是要热的 - 我不会做饭 She needs a good breakfast and a warm dinner. - I can't cook.
- 你的红酒炖鸡就超级好吃 - 我就只学了这招来泡妞的啊 Your coq au vin is exquisite. - It's all I know!
- 我要走了 I gotta go.
走你妹啊！
- 搞什么鬼？ - 我在写家庭作业 What are you doing? - I'm doing my homework.
- 你胡说 Are you crazy?
你妈妈说你九点就会上床睡觉的，快关灯 Your mom said lights out at nine. Now turn that light off!
- 快点, 已经11:30了. 我要休息了 - 我马上就做完 Come on, it's 11:30. I need to sleep. - I'm almost done.
- 把灯关掉 Turn that light off.
我必须做完它的，我们老师很凶的 If I don't finish my teacher will get mad.
- 拿来我看, 我替你快点做完 - 我自己会做 - 拿来 Give it to me, I'll do it. - I can do it. - Come here.
- 我数学得了“差” I got a "D" in math.
这不算很糟 我数学一直得“很差” That's not so bad. I always got "F's" in math.
真的吗? Really?
- 是，这完全取决与基因 - 什么？ It's probably genetic. - Huh?
- 你数学很差的原因 - 我不明白你说的 That you're no good at math. - I don't get it.
你还想伪造你爸爸的签名 Forging your dad's signature?
我必须这么做 爸爸已经不再和我们一起住了 I have to. Daddy doesn't live with us anymore.
- 我赢得了伪造签名银牌，你知道吗？ - 真的么？ I won the silver medal in forging signatures, you know? - Really?
- 你能帮帮我吗？ - 如果你上床的话 Can you help me? - If you finally go to bed.
搞定了 There.
- 你不能告诉其他人 - 这是我们的小秘密 You can't tell anybody. - It'll be our little secret
- 如果你现在上床，这就是我们永远的秘密 - 我还要去刷牙 as long as you finally hit the hay. - I have to brush my teeth.
你为什么有这么多牙刷 Why do you have so many toothbrushes?
这都是给客人准备的 They're for guests.
你的客人真多 You sure have a lot of guests.
对啊，我很受欢迎的 Well, I'm very popular.
那他们都跟你一起睡吗？ And they all sleep here?
是啊,他们喜欢这里 Yeah, they like it here.
真好 从来没有人和我一起睡 That's so cool. No one ever sleeps at my house.
你为什么没有妻子 Why don't you have a wife?
曾经有一个, 但她离开我了 I had one once, but then she went away.
为什么？ How come?
- 因为我不想要孩子 - 你不喜欢小孩吗？ Because I didn't want kids. - Don't you like kids?
是的，你最喜欢什么颜色 What's your favorite color?
- 嗯？ - 黄色 So? - Yellow.
- 给你 - 还有蓝色、红色、绿色 Here. - And blue and red and green.
这些都给你 These are for you.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 现在去睡觉 - 我还没有睡衣 Now off to bed. - I don't have any pajamas.
- 那就裸睡 - 你疯了吗？ Then sleep nude. - Are you crazy?
真不错 That's so cool!
我爸爸的手工很差，有一次他要给裤子上缝扣子 My dad's bad at sewing. Once, he wanted to sew a button onto his pants
他差点把他的手指缝进裤子里 and almost sewed his pants to his finger.
喔, 是吗? 这对牙医可不是什么好事 Oh, yeah? That's not too good for a dentist.
好了现在上床睡觉 Now off to bed with you.
- 你有闹钟吗？ - 要它干嘛？ 我们睡到自然醒 Do you have an alarm clock? - What for? We're sleeping in.
- 我明天要上学 - 那你要几点起床？ I have to go to school. - So what time do you get up?
什么？6:30，那么早？ 6:30. - Really, at 6:30?
你可以6点起来给我做早饭 You can get up at 6 and make me breakfast.
好吧，睡个好觉 Sleep tight.
不要关门 Don't close the door!
晚安 Good night.
老鼠在这里也活不下去啊 Even a mouse would go hungry here.
这让我吃什么？ What am I supposed to eat?
乳酪 Cheese.
好吧，让我看看还有什么能吃的 Let's see what else we've got.
辣白菜？ Capers?
芥末黄瓜？ Pickles?
盐鲱鱼 Pickled herring?
真不好意思，就这些了 Sorry, that's it.
好吧，可我必须吃早餐 Great. But I have to eat breakfast
- 否则我就不能在学校专心学习了 - 喜欢吃可可泡芙吗 or I can't concentrate at school. - You like Cocoa Puffs?
- 喜欢 - 对不起，没有了 Yeah! - Sorry, don't have any.
我们在这傻笑什么？ What a comedian.
走吧,我们顺便在上学路上买羊角面包吃 Come on, we'll grab a croissant on the way to school.
- 1点你要来学校接我 - 你在开玩笑吗? 没有 You have to pick me up at 1. - Are you kidding? - No.
- 那我怎么工作 - 你不是下岗了吗？ - 为什么这么说 How am I supposed to work? - Aren't you on welfare? - Say what?
- 你连车都没有 - 我有啊 You don't even have a car. - Yes, I do.
- 那为什么我们还要走路？ - 因为它被拖走了 So why are we walking? - Because they towed it.
- 为什么？ - 因为它倒霉运了 Why? - Because they're assholes.
- 那你的工作是什么？ - 我是电影编剧 What's your job? - I'm a screenwriter.
那又是什么？ What's that?
- 你喜欢看电影，对吗 - 是的 You like movies, right? - Yeah.
那么, 有的人就要先想出这个故事，然后写下来 Well, someone has to think up a story and write it down.
这就是电影编剧 The result is called a screenplay.
- 那是你写的"哈利波特"吗？ - 不是 Did you write "Harry Potter"? - No.
“怪物史莱克”呢？ "Shrek"?
也不是 Nope.
- “海底总动员”呢？ - 不是，可惜这都不是我写的 "Finding Nemo"? - Nope, didn't write that either.
- 这真糟， 它们都很好看的 - 这也不是很糟 That's too bad. It's really cool. - Yeah, it's not too bad.
那你都写过什么？ What did you write then?
- 我写过“森林守护者”，那是一部电视剧 - 听起来不错 I wrote the "Forest Ranger". It's a TV show. - Sounds great.
你这么认为？ You think so?
这味道真奇怪 这是什么？ This tastes funny. What is it?
这可是美味: Coq au vin It's a real treat: Coq au vin.
- 可可面包？ - Coq au vin. 这是法语 Coco van? - Coq au vin. It's French.
- 那又是什么？ - 用红酒汁来炖鸡 And what is it? - Chicken in a wine sauce.
你疯了吗？ 我怎么能喝酒啊？ Are you crazy?
- 酒精对小孩来说就是毒药 - 天呐, 那你就吃土豆吧 Alcohol is poison for kids! - My God, then just eat the potatoes.
我讨厌土豆 I hate potatoes.
你有奶酪面包吗？ Do you have cheese buns?
亨利, 你在哪？ 你都晚了两个小时了 Hello? - Henry, where are you? You're two hours late!
- 我X, 我完全忘了 - 我想你也是忘记了，在听吗？ Fuck, I totally forgot. - That's exactly what I meant. Hello?
我饿~~~ I'm hungry!
- 亨利, 我很饿！ - 闭嘴！ Henry, I'm hungry! - Zip it!
- 你有草莓奶昔吗？ - 什么? 闭嘴 Do you have strawberry yoghurt? - What? - Shut up!
- 荷包蛋？ - 谁在你旁边 Fried eggs? - Who's that?
- 恩, 是… Well, it's...
- 在吗？ - 你疯了吗？ Hello? - What the hell?
- 把它放在暖气上烘干，然后就能用了 - 可我这没有暖气 Just put it on the heater. That fixes it. - I don't have a heater.
那就用烤面包机 Then use the toaster.
- 能管用？ - 当然 And that works? - Yep.
- 你确定？ - 是的 Sure? - Yeah.
换一面，键朝下 The other way, keys down.
有什么能给我吃的啊？ What are you going to feed me?
你现在自己订一份披萨 打上面这个电话 You're going to order a pizza. Just call this number.
- 用那个进水电话？ - 你没有手机吗？ With that phone? - Don't you have a cell?
在学校被几个男生偷走了 The boys at school took it from me.
- 你就这么忍着？ - 他们比我强壮 And you let them? - They're stronger than me.
哦 Oh.
前面是总机，你可以用那个座机电话 你可以看看这些图 There's the base station. You can call with that. Look at the pictures here
然后记下你最喜欢的那个口味 再打过去，会有一个态度很好的人接电话的 and remember the one you like best. Then you call and a nice man answers.
告诉他你要什么 一会儿另一个态度很好的人就会送你点的披萨过来了 You tell him what you want and then another nice man brings the pizza, okay?
别把我当四岁小孩 Don't treat me like a 4-year-old.
我早就订过披萨 I've ordered a pizza before.
我只是想让你更清楚一些 I just wanted to explain.
这是我的手机号，有什么紧急状况就打给我 Here's my number. You can call me here if there's an emergency.
记住，只是遇到紧急状况的时候，明白？ 比如火灾或者有抢劫的 But only if there's an emergency, okay? Like a fire or a burglar.
- 抢劫的？ - 开玩笑的 Burglar? - That was a joke.
我必须走了 几个小时后就回来 I've gotta run. I'll be back in a few hours.
- 你还没给我钱呢 - 哦，对 You have to give me money. - Right.
- 你能兑得开吗？ - 不好笑… Can you break this? - Very funny.
谢谢 Thanks.
你的手机烤好了 Your phone is done.
糟糕 Shit!
- 怎么了？ - 你衣服弄脏了 What's up? - You have a stain on your shirt.
去沃尔特大街8号, 白菜兔大桥 Walterstrasse 8, Kohlhasenbrk.
白兔菜？啥啥啥？ Kohlhasen what?
白菜兔大桥！ Kohlhasenbrk.
- 你知道它在哪吗？ - 当然，知道知道，东北方向嘛 You know the way? - Yeah.
不，在西南边
啊~原来是那边啊！
算了，我下车 I'm outta here.
别、别，我去过那儿 很漂亮的地方 有美女
- 你去过那儿？ - 是的 祝你好运，哥们 Yeah.
不用了，先生，我不认为你能开门 门已经锁上了 - Take it easy, pal.
- “波浪多意饼店” - 你们是做披萨意大利…的吗？ 对，对，是的 Pronto! - Is this "Pizza Ital... ...iano"? - Si, si, yes.
我想要一份… I would like
- …蘑菇披萨… - 蘑菇的 a mushroom pizza... - Mushroom.
加 意大利肠, 火腿, 乳酪, 蘑菇, 再加一个大的荷包蛋 with pepperoni, ham, cheese, mushrooms, and a big fried egg in the middle.
- 你想要什么？ - 油煎蛋，要大鸡蛋 You want what? - A fried egg. A big one.
- 好的, 你叫什么名字？ - 瓦尔泽 Okay, what's your name? - Walser.
不对,是莱恩巴赫 No, Lehnbach.
- 究竟是哪个 - 莱恩巴赫！莱恩巴赫！ Which one is it? - Lehnbach! - Lehnbach.
好的， 半个小时后到 Okay. Trenta minuti.
难道快一点就不行吗？ Can't you do it a bit faster?
- 能借我50欧付车费吗？ - 你是从开姆尼茨绕一圈过来的吗？ You got 50 Euros for the cab? - Did you drive via Paris?
我很庆幸我终于找到这了 I'm happy I got here at all.
孩子 Bambina...
你的披萨 Pizza!
- 密码？ - 废纸篓 Password? - Trash.
- 废纸篓？ - 对 Trash? - Yeah.
- 这是什么？ - 我已经写了20页了 What is this? - I wrote twenty pages.
- 为什么？ - 我得开始干活了啊 Why? - I got started.
- 你又一直不来. 快读一读 - 我现在成你的校对人了吗？ You didn't show. Just read it. - Am I your proofreader?
别多想， 就只是让你看一下而已 Don't be a jerk. Just read it.
我没多想 但如果我读了, 那我的想法就被绑架了 I'm not being a jerk. But if I read this, it'll screw me up.
- 拜托，就是看一下而已 - 你有听我刚才说的吗？ Just read it, okay? - Weren't you listening?
- 你好 - 外面站了个人，戴着帽子，夹着个披萨盒子 Hello? - There's a guy with a hat and a pizza under his arm.
- 这很好啊 - 但他有可能是伪装的 That's great. - Maybe it's just a disguise.
- 什么意思？ - 也许他是个抢劫犯 What do you mean? - Maybe he's a burglar.
告诉他，让他把披萨放在门前，然后滚蛋 我要工作了 Tell him to slide the pizza under the door and get lost. I have to work.
啊哈,一点都不好笑 Ha ha, very funny.
- 现在又怎样？ - 好吧, 聪明的人必须能伸能屈 Well? - Alright, have it your way.
天哪 Dear God!
我把钱从门缝里塞出去 I'll put the money under the door.
你把披萨盒放在地上，然后离开 You'll leave the pizza on the ground and leave.
不过要把动作放慢 Nice and easy.
现在滚蛋吧 Now get lost!
然后呢？ Well?
我只能这样说：这东西到底是坚如磐石呢 还是我们仍然有改变的机会？ Let me put it this way: Is this set in stone or can we change it a bit?
如果可以改，如果是些小毛病的话 怎么了？你要改哪里？ A bit. What do you want to change?
- 我们不需要这开头的20页 - 为什么？ We don't need the first twenty pages. - What do you mean?
这些关于女人内心世界的 长篇累牍的东西都是臭裹脚布 Nobody needs this endless yakking about how women feel.
- 没人需要看这些东西，观众都会睡着了 - 你有什么建议? - 全部删掉 It puts people to sleep. - What do you suggest? - Nix it.
- 你秀逗啊？这些就是我书的开头部分 - 正因为如此 It's the start of my book! - Exactly.
观众进电影院是因为 想看根据我的小说改编的电影 People want to see my novel.
- 哈，“你的”小说 ！ - 对, 我的小说 - Your novel? - Yeah, my novel!
现在到底谁是编剧, 你还是我？ Who's the screenwriter, me or you?
啊哈，真是好极了 This is great.
我的荷包蛋呢？ Where's my fried egg?
- 过来吧，否则我们要这样坐到明天早晨了 - 亨利，我所想要的不是这样的 Come on. We've got a lot of work to do. - This isn't right. We're right back
- 我们还是回到我们分手后的状态吧 - 你什么意思？ where we left off. - What do you mean?
你总是这样的自以为是 You're just like you always were.
- 你好 - 你有鸡蛋吗？ Hello? - Do you have any eggs?
- 你要鸡蛋干什么？ - 要做荷包蛋 What do you need eggs for? - To make a fried egg.
- 我以为你订了一个披萨的 - 我要把它放在上面的 I thought you ordered a pizza? - It goes on top.
放在上面? 那样一点也不好吃的吧？ On top? That's gross.
那样很好吃，我给你留一个等你回家再吃 It's yummy. I'll save one for when you get home.
好吧, 但要小心，别把我的厨房都烧光了 我要继续工作了, 知道吗？ Okay, just don't burn the place down. I have to work, okay?
- 我们刚才说到哪了？ - 说到你一点都没有改变 Where were we? - That you haven't changed a bit.
你还记得你是怎样结束我们的关系的吗？ Do you even remember how you ended our relationship?
不是我结束的，是你 I didn't end it. You left.
- 我没有离开, 是你把我赶出去的 - 我没有甩你 I didn't leave, you threw me out. - I didn't throw you out.
- 你是老年痴呆吗？ - 我们能不能继续做事呢？ You have Alzheimer's? - Can we get on with it?
你最好能够平静的跟我道歉 凭啥？凭你曾把一个烤面包机砸我脑袋上面？ 之所以那样做 是因为你把我的笔记本从窗户扔出去了 You could have apologized. - For what? That you threw a toaster at my head? I only did that because you threw my laptop out the window.
那是我一时失手掉下去的 It fell.
你那时候离窗口至少有三米远呢！ - You were ten feet from the window.
我正好绊了个趔趄 I tripped.
那上面有我写好的一百多页稿件 还是没备份的 I had over a hundred pages on it. Unsaved.
请你现在把手上的红酒干了，继续工作吧 从我的角度，这开头部分可以保留 Let's just drink up and move on. We can leave it in.
噢，你好慷慨无私喔！ Oh, how generous.
哦!我的天啊！ Oh, shit!
你之前有认真听我说话吗？ Didn't you hear me?
有紧急情况的时候才能打给我 而不是隔五分钟就一个 Only in case of emergencies.
现在就是紧急情况~~~！ It's an emergency!
啊, 是吗? 是你把鸡蛋掉地上了吗，还是怎样？ - Oh, yeah? Did you drop an egg?
- 厨房烧着啦~~！ - 快给消防队打电话啊！ The kitchen's on fire! - Call the fire department!
-我已经打了 - 你现在在哪？ I already did! - Where are you?
- 在你这儿啊 - 哪儿？ At your place! - Where?
- 在你的客厅啊！ In your living room!
- 嘿!快离开房子，跑接上去！ - 不用了 Man, go outside! - I don't need to!
- 能借你车用一下吗? - 发生了什么事 Got a car for me? - What happened? - An emergency.
- 以后再跟你解释，行吗？ - 好的，钥匙在车上 I'll explain later. Well? - The key's in the car.
嘿!玛格达莱纳 Magdalena.
- 你还好吗？ - 恩, 还好，只是烧到了手指 Are you okay? - Yeah, I just burned my finger.
- 很疼吗？ - 有点 Does it hurt a lot? - A little.
- 您是怎么回事？ - 什么？ What's up with you? - Why?
你不应该把她一个8岁的小女孩单独留在家里 这样情况是要到青少年管理局入档的 You can't leave her home alone. Talk about neglect!
我现在就应该打电话给警察 她妈妈人呢？ I should actually call the cops. Where's the mother anyway?
- 出远门了 - 出门了？啊哈 Out of town. - Out of town?
那你和这女孩什么关系？ What's your relationship to the girl?
他是我爸爸 He's my dad.
原来如此 Oh, yeah?
乖乖，看来做父母亲也要先考个资格证 Man, oh man. There should be a parenting license.
我们走，伙计们 别把消防水工具忘带了 Let's go, boys. Don't forget the hose.
你真的一点都不生气？ You're really not mad?
没有 No.
一点都没有 Not at all.
事实上, 我为你感到骄傲 Actually, I'm kind of proud of you.
为什么？ Why?
因为你特别会撒谎 - Because you're so good at fibbing.
爸爸说，人不应该撒谎 Daddy says it's bad to lie.
有时候,说谎也不是件坏事 Sometimes, it's not so bad not to tell the truth.
- 什么时候？ - 在你不想伤害到其他人的时候 Like when? - Like when you don't want to hurt someone's feelings.
现在睡觉吧 Sleep tight.
明天能给我20或30欧元现金吗？ Can you give me a 20 or 30 Euro bill tomorrow?
- 你要那么多钱干嘛？ - 学校的男生说… Why do you need so much money? - The boys at school told me
…如果我不给他们钱的话，他们就打我 that they'll hurt me if I don't give them money.
真的吗? 如果他们还不收手的话 跟他们说，我会去找他们聊聊的 Really? You tell them that I'll come by if they don't stop.
明天你能从我爸爸那儿把我的“驴之家”带回来吗？ Can you also go get my donkey family from daddy tomorrow?
“驴之家”？ Donkey family?
一家三口，妈妈,爸爸还有孩子 Mommy, daddy, and kid.
好的，我明天会打电话给你爸爸的，好吗？ 现在去睡觉吧 I'll call your dad tomorrow. Now sleep tight.
不许装睡 No faking.
你干的好事？ Did you do that?
看, 我都准备了什么！ 草莓奶昔,面包，乳酪,还有荷包蛋 Look, I made breakfast. Yoghurt, buns, cheese, eggs.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
你必须吃点东西 这样你才能在学校专心学习 You have to eat or you won't be able to concentrate.
- 那我就不去上学了 - 为什么？ I can't go to school like this. - Why not?
你看看我的样子 我像一个饼干妖怪 Look at me. I look like the cookie monster.
胡说八道 Don't be silly.
你看起来很可爱 You look cute.
- 你有发卡吗？ - 你觉得我会用女人的东西吗？ Do you have barrettes? - Do I look like a woman?
- 头巾呢？ - 这我倒有办法帮你 A head scarf? - I think I can help you there.
那些男生在那边 Those are the boys.
去吧，我就在这里直到你进去，好吗？ Go on. I'll wait till you're inside.
- 啊!你疯了吗？ Ouch! Are you crazy?
- 嘿！我要的钱呢？ - 我没有钱 Where's my money, baby? - I don't have any.
嘿，你在干什么，小胖墩 Hey, what's going on here you little butterball?
- 这是私事 - 私事？ It's private. - Private?
- 是不是你们抢了她的手机？ - 不啊，是她送给我的 Did you steal her cell phone? - She gave it to me.
才不是，是他从我这抢走的 That's not true. He took it from me.
- 送出去的东西哪有再要回来的道理 - 你是要我踹你屁股吗？ It's mine now. - You want me to kick your pudgy butt?
- 大人才不能打小孩的 - 但是我可以揍专门勒索人的家伙 You can't kick kids. - You can kick bullies who steal stuff.
那是替天行道，除暴安良 把手机拿来 You even go to heaven for it. Hand it over.
如果你们再敢这样，我会再来 而且下次我就不会这么客气了， 明白了吗？ - 知道了 - 好的 If you do that again, I'll be back, and I won't be so nice, got it? - Yeah.
你帽子是怎么带的？ 看起来真的很傻 What's with the hat anyway? It looks stupid.
这样 There,
- 马上就看起来好多了，不是么？ - 是 looks better already. - Yeah.
现在去玩吧 Get lost.
如果他们再欺负你 If the boys bug you again,
打电话给我 你甚至还没说完“蓝莓蛋糕”四个字，我就能到了 蓝莓蛋糕~！ call me and I'll be here before you can say apple pie. - Apple pie.
谢谢 Thanks.
你真厉害 You're cool.
- 你好 - 你好 Hello. - Hi.
- 昨天怎么了？ - 恩? What happened yesterday?
- 那个紧急求救 - 哦，那个啊，没什么 The emergency. - Oh, that. It was nothing.
- 好吧… - 亨利，拜托和我说说好吗？ Well then... - Henry, care to fill me in?
- 邻居家的小孩想要试着要做荷包蛋 - 然后呢？ The neighbor's daughter tried to fry an egg. - And?
- 然后她不小心烧了我的厨房，不严重 She torched my kitchen a bit. No big deal.
- 她跑在你家干嘛？ - 我有时候照顾她 What was she doing there? - I look after her sometimes.
- 你自己会去照顾小孩？ - 对啊！ - 我在做梦吧？ You look after a kid? - Yeah. - Pinch me!
她妈妈出走了，她爸爸上夜班 The mother ran off and the dad has night shifts.
他们请不起保姆 所以偶尔我来照顾她 They can't afford a babysitter, so I look after her.
- 你人真好 How sweet.
怎么了？ What is it?
- 什么？ - 你总是要歪曲理解！ What? - You've distorted everything.
这就是一部小说啊 还有，我乱想什么了？ It's a novel. And what have I distorted?
- 男人需要经常被关注和肯定 - 对啊！ That men always need attention and validation. - It's true.
你们总是希望听到自己被别人称赞有多伟大 You always want to hear how great you are.
- 难道女人不需要吗？ - 不需要 And women don't, right? - No.
我们两个人谁会总是站在镜子前面说： “哎呀，我真胖，亨利，你觉得我胖么？” And who stood before the mirror saying, "I'm too fat. Do you think I'm too fat?"
这和需要关注和被肯定无关 我只想听听你的想法 That wasn't about attention or validation. I wanted your opinion.
那就是说，女人需要想法，男人需要肯定？ Women want opinions and men validation? - It was exhausting
你知道需要多努力才能得到所有人的肯定吗？ - 你做了什么？ - 啊，要很努力吗？ constantly having to praise you. - Oh, yeah?
你知道，真的是很难让你懂我的意见 It was hard to give you my opinion.
- 你是想说当年应该说我太胖了？ - 没有 Are you saying I was too fat back then? - No!
- 我无所谓你胖不胖，不管你多十公斤，还是少十公斤 - 无所谓？ So what if you were a bit plump? - So what?
无论你那时候怎么样，我都那么的爱你 但你却试图改变我，这就是不同之处 I loved you as you were. But you wanted to change me.
我跟你去十回意大利餐厅，然后偶尔去一次泰国餐厅 这就变成要改变你了？ If we eat Italian ten times and I want Thai once, that's no crime.
两个人相处，有时你必须妥协，你明白吗？ 你不能总是只考虑自己 You have to compromise sometimes. You can't always get what you want.
- 我们去过泰国餐厅的 - 是啊，带着你这副脸色 We ate Thai. - Yeah, with you pouting the whole time.
- 你今晚有时间吗？ - 怎么了？ You have time tonight? - Why?
- 罗波想和我们一起吃顿饭 - 我受不了那个人 Rob wants to have dinner with us. - I can't stand that guy.
- 不管怎样他是导演 - 是，和他的一身白色的破衣服 He is the director. - Yeah, with his white getup.
- 这车是你偷的吗？ - 不啊，我摸彩票赢来的 Did you steal it? - No, I won the lottery.
你这小房子真是不错啊！ Nice little cabin you've got here.
对啊… Yeah...
就因为你，我住了三个月的破酒店 Because of you I spent three months in a shabby hotel.
- 因为我？ - 因为我，你还能继续住在这个房子里 Why? You didn't have to go on my account.
- 做过亲子鉴定了没有？ - 做了，正在等结果 Did you do the test? - Yeah. No results yet.
所有东西都在这了 Here's everything.
- “驴之家”呢？ - 噢，知道了，稍等 The donkey family? - Hold on.
谢了 Thanks.
- 驴儿子呢？ - 不知道，我刚找过了 Where's the donkey kid? - I couldn't find it.
能借我孩子的座椅吗？ 你暂时用不着它 Can you lend me the kids' seat? You're not using it.
- 是不是还要搜刮一点零花钱？ - 可以给哥20欧吗？ Would you like some cash, perhaps? - 20 Euros?
得了吧 No worries.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果你改变了主意 ，就打电话给我 If you change your mind, give me a call,
或者来看看我们，如果想她 这是地址 or just stop by. The address is on there.
无论鉴定结果怎样 她到底还是你的女儿 She's your daughter, come what may.
她谈了很多关于你的事 She talks about you a lot.
- 这是您的车？ - 不是，怎么了？ Is this your car? - No, why?
- 这里不允许停车 - 我这就开走，好吗？ - 还不行 This is a no parking zone. - I'm going, okay? - Not yet.
小孩需要有儿童座椅 这是第二张罚单 The kid needs a child's seat. That would be ticket number two.
- 我有儿童座椅 - 我没有看到 I've got one. - I don't see one.
- 在这儿 - 很好 Here. - Great.
可在后备箱 这是第三张罚单 In the trunk. That's ticket number three.
- 这是怎么回事？ - 开个玩笑 Pardon? - That was a joke.
就只是两张罚款单 我今天也是睁一只眼闭一只眼 We'll leave it at two, and I'll ignore the rest.
- 讨厌的笨蛋 - 不应该这么说人家的 - 可这是事实 Stupid asshole. - You shouldn't say that. - He is one.
农场主汉森有10头奶牛 每一升牛奶他可以得到三分钱 Farmer Hansen has ten cows. For a liter of milk, he gets three cent.
他的每一头牛每天产5升牛奶 他每天可以靠牛奶赚多少钱？ Each cow makes five liters a day. How much does he earn per day
从牛奶中？ from his cows' milk?
一分也赚不到！随着奶价的下降 他最好就是卖掉他所有的奶牛 None! With sinking milk prices he'd be better off selling them all!
- 这真简单啊！ - 这是个玩笑 That's easy. - That was a joke.
可惜了 Too bad.
所以，多少呢？ So how much?
我不知道 I don't know.
- 这是一道挺不错的难题 - 数学真讨厌 That is a hard one. - Math sucks.
你能给我些提示吗？ Can you just tell me?
数学被过高的重视了 以后没人在生活中会用到这些东西 Math is totally overrated. You'll never need it later.
今天的家庭作业做完了 Enough homework for today.
爸爸经常说，它非常的重要 如果有人想要挣许多的钱的话 Daddy says it's important if you want to increase your wealth.
你爸爸不总是对的 Your dad's not always right.
- 看着我，你看到我这几天计算什么了吗？ - 没有 Look at me. Have you seen me use math in the last few days? - No.
- 明白了吗？ - 但是你很穷啊 See? - But you don't have any money either.
又对了 Good point.
妈妈经常说，一个人有多少钱这不重要 Mommy says it's not important how much money you have.
你妈妈是对的 She's right.
在生活中比钱重要的是 人有一群朋友们和一个你爱的人 It's much more important to have friends and someone you love.
妈妈也是这样说的 Mommy says so, too.
为什么你当时不想要个小孩呢？ Why didn't you want to have any kids?
当时我不懂 Back then I just didn't get it yet.
你现在明白了吗？ Do you get it now?
我不知道 I don't know,
我想差不多了… but I think so.
我看起来怎样啊 How do I look?
帅 你要去哪里？ Good. Where are you going?
今晚我要见大名鼎鼎的导演罗伯特·克夫曼 Tonight, I'm meeting the world famous director Rob Kaufmann.
导演是干什么的啊？ What's a dissector?
通常，如果一个人的自我意识特别强烈 那他适合做导演 A director is usually a person with a major ego problem.
啊哈，那谁来照顾我呢？ And who's going to watch me?
- 你已经是一个大姑娘了，昨天你也是一个人在家 - 昨天这就着火了 You did just fine last night. - There was a fire last night.
向我保证 你今天不会再做煎鸡蛋了 Just promise me you won't fry any eggs.
- 嗨，向我保证！ - 我保证 Hello! Promise! - I promise.
小心驶得万年船 Better safe than sorry.
我还可以做炒鸡蛋的 I can still make scrambled eggs.
啊，好极了 那我们现在该怎样做饭啊？ Great, how are we supposed to cook now?
等我们想要做饭的时候 我再把这些东西修好 If we want to cook, I'll put it back together.
好了，15分钟以后关电视 然后把你明天的衣物都收拾好 In 15 minutes you turn it off, pick clothes
收拾好你的书包，刷牙然后上床睡觉 8点钟关灯 for tomorrow, pack your bag, and brush your teeth. Lights out at eight.
知道了吗？嗨！ Got it? Hello?
知道啦 Yes!
- 保证？ - 我保证 Promise? - Promise.
没问题了 Alright.
- 我第一次见你时，你就穿着这件衣服 - 真的？ The first time I saw you, you were wearing the exact same suit. - Really?
你在这家咖啡馆里坐着写作 还记得吗？ You were sitting in a caf? writing. Remember?
我注视了你两个小时之久 I just watched you for two hours and then you walked
然后你突然直接向我走来说 “您不能让我集中注意力了” right up to me and said, "You're distracting me."
那邋遢鬼啥时候能来啊？ 我饿死了 Where is that idiot? I'm hungry.
这张是给你的 One for you,
这是给你朋友的 祝愉快 and one for your friend. Enjoy.
- 怎么会有这样的人？ - 哦，天呐 Who's that? - Oh, God.
- 嗨 罗波 - 凯特 Hey, Rob! - Kate...
你看起来总是那么迷人令人倾倒 You look fabulous, as always.
- 他好恶心 - 哦 天 Gross. - Oh, God.
非常感谢 Thanks.
你嗓子不舒服？ Sore throat?
这是格调 Style.
- 好吧，我们现在终于可以吃饭了，是吗？ - 等会 So, now we can go eat, right? - No.
先来根烟 First a cigar.
我得先放松一下 这一天过得太不舒服了 I need to unwind. It's been a real bitch of a day.
遇到个操蛋的制片人 What a fucked up producer.
你能想像的到吗 整一个脓包 Can you imagine? A total douchebag.
下一次我的电影我要自己做制片人 Next time, I'll be my own producer.
你要相信我 Seriously.
- 很不错，雅克 - 请享用 The usual, Jacques. - But of course.
书的改编进行的怎样了？ How's the script coming?
进展顺利，我们把开头全部砍掉了 Great. We nixed the whole opening.
- 你们做了什么？ - 我们把书的开头全部删掉了 You did what? - We nixed the entire beginning.
孩子们，这样不行的 恰恰是这开头才是绝对的精华 People, you can't do that. The beginning is essential.
为了了解主角的心理动机，我们需要它 你们不能删掉开头 We need it to understand the characters. You can't just cut the start.
不，我们能 我们不希望观众在影院睡着 Yeah, we can. We don't want the people to fall asleep.
再说一次？
我们不希望人们在影院睡觉，不是吗？ We no want people sleep, yes?
您当然是一位很好的作家 但至于电影是否会让观众睡着的方面，请留给我来考虑 You may be a fine writer, but let me take care of the "not sleeping" part.
我知道怎么样抓住观众 我的上三部电影… I know how to grip an audience. My last three films
- …吸引了超过900万的观众 - 周星驰一部片就搞定了 [原话是德国著名戏剧演员Michael Bully Herbig] drew over nine million viewers. - James Cameron gets that in one day.
亨利… Henry...
没关系 Forget it.
周星驰做的娱乐都很肤浅 我做的电影是高品质的 Cameron makes shallow entertainment. My films have sophistication.
这样的电影就得算双倍的票房 The viewers count double.
这规矩是谁定的？ Where'd you get that rule?
嗨 打扰了 我是您的忠实粉丝 Hi. I'm sorry, I'm a really big fan
我想问，我是否能得到您的亲笔签名？ and wanted to ask for an autograph.
没问题 你叫什么？ 小甜心 Leibovitz. What's your name?
我是想要…她的 I meant from her. If you could...I'd be so happy.
我是您的的铁杆粉丝 I'm your biggest fan.
- “致:安娜”，这是我的名字 - 真不错 "For Anne..." - Awesome. - That's me.
您在哪里工作？ 您不给梅泽女士做助手了？ So what do you do when you're not assisting Ms. Meese?
我不是梅泽女士的助手 我们一起写电影剧本 I don't assist Ms. Meese, we're writing a script together.
哦！我表达的有点的失误啊 Pardon my error.
您一定有一些得意的作品 每个有天赋的作家都会有那么一部，是吗？ You must have some pet project. All talented writers have one, right?
"森林猎手"要被砍了 我只是听说的喔 "The Forest Hunter" is being canceled, I hear.
- “森林守护者” - 都一样，是不是？ "The Forest Ranger"!
我写了一段时间儿童的故事 I've been working on a story about a cuckold, the kid, and the other guy.
恩？故事的主要情节是什么？ What's the central conflict?
主要的情节是… The central conflict is...
到底怎么样才算是真正的父亲？ What is a father, actually?
- 怎么样算是父亲？ - 这就是中心情节 So what is a father? - That's the central conflict.
- 母亲呢？ - 母亲在这部作品里没有多少戏份，她去了纽约 Where's the mother? - She doesn't play a big role. She ran off to New York.
我在里面主要设置了两个相互对立的男人 It's about two guys facing off. One guy,
其中的一个男人一直认为他是位父亲 the guy who always thought he was the father,
得知他不是孩子的亲生父亲时失去了所有 loses it when he learns the truth.
另一个人 And the other guy,
他不想要孩子但是是孩子真正的父亲 但是毫无疑问的孩子的生身父亲 who never wanted kids but is probably the father,
对这件事情突然到来完全不之所措 is totally overwhelmed by the situation.
不错，很好的故事 谢谢 Great story. Thanks.
- 听起来有点乱 - 主题就是“乱” Sounds a bit chaotic. - That's the whole point.
什么类型的风格呢？ What genre?
可惜我还不是很清楚 I don't really know yet.
听起来像是一个经典剧情片 Sounds like a classical drama.
但在这里行不通 您可以放弃了 But it won't fly here.
来吧 伙伴 我们去吃饭吧 Well, guys. Let's eat, shall we?
不过他真的不错…金发的那个… 我简直不敢相信！ No way!
- 嘿~！明天我们9点钟开始 - 这么早？ - 是啊，要顺便送你一程吗？ We'll start at nine. - So early? - Yeah. Want a lift?
- 那非常感谢！ - 小亨利啊~！ That would be nice. - Henry, dear!
哟~已经买好套套了吗？ Out buying condoms again?
- 你们两个，最近怎么样？ - 不错 Enjoying yourselves? - Oh, yeah!
- 你不愿意介绍一下吗？ - 啊，这样…好…嗯… Introductions? - Right.
这位是卡塔琳娜梅泽，这位是…暧…暧 This is Katharina Meese and this is...
他甚至不记得我们的名字了 He forgot our names.
他同时要搞很多女的 He screws too many
经常弄不清名字的 to remember them.
- 难道不是吗？小亨利 - 已经过了一周了 Right, Henry dear? - It's been a whole week.
的确可以忘记很多事情的啦！ You can't remember everything.
- 你们两个又喝醉了？ - 我们俩太干了，就像萨哈拉沙漠一样 Have you been drinking? - We're as dry as the Sahara.
太坏了，话里带话的噢！ No pun intended.
要不要等会我们俩一起去你那儿？ You coming home soon?
真好，你们两个做的真漂亮 Nice work.
你应该庆幸我们没有抠掉你的眼睛 Be glad we didn't scratch your eyes out.
我已经说了今天晚上不要煎鸡蛋 I said no fried eggs tonight.
我没有煎，是炒得 I didn't. They're scrambled.
- 你在这里做什么 - 你说过我应该顺便来看看 What're you doing here? - You said I could come by
- 我现在就是顺便 - 你喝多了吧？ if I wanted to. So I did. - Have you been drinking?
一瓶汽水而已 Just a spritzer.
- 你不让我进去坐坐吗 - 不了，我累了 Aren't you going to ask me in? - No, I'm tired.
- 她在哪？ - 谁？ Where is she? - Who?
- 我女儿 - 她已经睡着了 My daughter. - She's asleep.
- 我想看看她 - 现在还是什么时候？ I wanna see her. - What, now?
现在或者永不 Now or never!
往前 This way.
- 你跟夏洛特是在这张床上那个的吗？ - 不是啊 Is that the bed where you did it with Charlotte? - No,
是在斯德哥尔摩，我给你说过了 that was in Stockholm, remember?
哦 是啊 Oh, right.
是啊 Right.
来吧，我累了，我们该走了 I'm tired. Let's go.
爸爸… Daddy...
你在这里做什么？ what are you doing here?
我就想看看，看看你是不是还好？ I wanted to see if you are okay.
我很好 I'm okay.
你会留下吗？ Are you gonna stay?
你可以在亨利的沙发上睡啊 You and Henry can sleep on the couch.
嗨~~~! Hello!
- 我要上学啦~！ - 擦！我八点有个手术要做呢！ I'm late for school! - Shit! I had an appointment at eight!
- 好了！ - 爸爸… Ready. - Daddy...
亨利，我还有点点晕头转向 你能载我一程吗？ I'm mildly sedated, can you drive me?
不是去你诊所 我要去学校 No way! I gotta go to school!
- 现在我要被在班级记录本上记一次过了 - 我给你写张请假条 - 你？ I'm going to get in trouble. - I'll write you a note. - You?
你怎么能做那个？我才是她爸爸 How could you do it? I'm the father.
- 好，那你开始写吧 - 这里 Great, then start writing. - Here.
- 我应该写些什么？ - 不管怎样不能写实话 What should I write? - Well, not the truth. I can't believe
想不到你竟然昨天晚上醉酒驾车 这是完全不负责任的 your drunk driving last night. It's totally irresponsible.
- 你最好留神开车，好让玛格达莱纳准时到学校 - 我？ You just see to it that Magdalena gets to school on time. - Me?
到现在为止，我们还没迟到过 这都是你的错 It's all your fault we're late.
别吵了 Don't fight!
高烧40度 A high fever!
你在说胡话吧？ 这样我都不用去学校了 Are you crazy? I couldn't go to school like that!
不管怎样，她是对的 Well, she's right.
- 这样写，她去看牙医了，这不是谎言吧？ - 这不错 Say she was at the dentist's. It's not even a lie. - That's good.
这真不错 That's good.
我们到了 We're there!
你个烂人！ You redneck!
现在赶紧去学校，去！ Get in there now. Come on.
谢谢 Thanks.
如果您啥时候需要帮助，就告诉我 If I can be of service to you, don't hesitate to contact me.
- 别“您”来“您”去了 - 那就…需要的时候，“你”告诉我 Why so formal? - Call me anytime.
- 你现在怎么回家？ - 不知道，我打辆的就行 How will you get home? - Dunno. A taxi, I guess.
车钱算我吧 I'll get that.
- 谢谢 - 这些钱应该足够付了 Thanks. - It'll be added to the bill.
出租 Taxi!
- 您已经差不多被判死刑了 - 为什么？ You have one foot in the abyss. - Why?
您又一次迟到了，现在请进 - You are late again! Come!
请进 Please.
- 来，开始吧 - 亨利，这样不行的 Let's get started. - Henry, we have a script to finish,
除非你准时出现，否则我们不能按时交稿的 and you show up late
- 你要不要先去补充睡眠？因为你跟女人搞了一整夜 - 我没有搞一整夜 because you screwed chicks all night? - I did not!
- 那至少爽了一下下吧？ - 卡特琳娜！卡特琳娜 Was it good? - Katharina!
- 现在不方便 - 特里斯坦，我需要你的帮助 It's a bad time. - Tristan, I need your help.
- 说 - 你能去学校接玛格达莱纳吗？ What is it? - Can you pick up Magdalena from school
然后让她呆在你那 and keep her tonight?
拜托，就一个晚上 明天我去接她 Please, just for one night. I'll pick her up tomorrow.
拜托，我现在真的一身麻烦 Please! I'm really in a jam.
拜拜 Bye!
亨利在哪？ Where's Henry?
我不知道，他有点事 I don't know. He's busy.
你跟我走吗？ You coming?
- 我们的剧本很棒 - 你还期待别的什么吗？ Our script is great. - Did you expect otherwise?
没有了 No.
- 为什么我们不早一些弄好它呢？ - 你从不允许人别人说些什么 Why didn't it work before? - You never listen to anyone.
- 这不是真的 - 你认真考虑一下 That's bunk. - So why do you have to write "Forest Ranger"
为什么你一定要写"森林守护者"? 你是个很棒的作家啊 - 我喜欢它 - "森林守护者"？ even though you're a great writer? - I like it.
就这破题材？ 这不是你的真实想法吧？ The "Forest Ranger"? Yeah, right.
- 你以前有看过这片子吗？ - 看过，一次，这已经足够了 Have you ever even seen it? - Yeah. Once. That was enough.
亨利，你以前总是愤世嫉俗的 对一切都是否定的态度 Henry, you used to call that mainstream crap. Nothing was good enough.
这个太主流了，太艺术了，太理智了 太肤浅了，太表面化了，太这样，太那样了 Too mainstream, too arthouse, too smart, too shallow, too this, too that.
最后把你那些绝妙的想法全扔垃圾桶了 - 你知道怎么回事吗？ - 告诉我 And you throw the best idea you ever had in the trash. You know why? - Tell me.
因为你从不喜欢有始有终的做完一件事 You never finish anything.
- 你现在说够了？ - 是的 You finished? - Yeah.
你能否告诉我 究竟为什么你要和我这么白痴的人合作 Why were you even with me if I'm such an idiot?
我喜欢和你彻夜畅聊 I loved to talk all night with you, at least when you listened.
当你认真听我说话时 能给我提出各种意见 I always felt safe with you,
我喜欢和你一起笑 and I loved to laugh with you.
- 是全部原因吗？ - 啊！我还喜欢和你一起去买鞋子 Is that all? - And I always loved to go shoe shopping with you.
- 明显是反话… - 没错 You're lying through your teeth. - You're right.
特里斯坦… Tristan...
你好吗？ How are you?
不算好 Not good.
玛格达莱纳她怎么样 How's Magdalena?
我觉得她应该还好 Quite well, I think.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我也是 Me, too.
你的审讯进行的怎样了 How's the trial going?
我不清楚……应该没问题吧，我觉得 I'm not sure. I think it's going well.
可能会做调解处理吧 There could be a settlement.
这样的话还算是不错的结果了 That would be good.
当我再回去时，我们能谈谈吗？ Can we talk again when I get back?
我爱你 I love you.
你的故事后来怎么继续的？ How does the story end?
- 哪个故事？ - 那个假女儿的故事 What story? - The story about the kid
两个父亲的那个，后来怎么样了？ with the two fathers. What happens?
哦，那个 Oh, that.
我讲那个讲到哪了？ Where were we?
那个亲生父亲完全不知所措了 That the biological father was totally overwhelmed.
- 你还记得那个？ - 当然，然后怎样了？ You remembered that? - Of course. So what happens?
那个亲生父亲非常的不之所措 因为他从来没有设想过自己会陷入如此境地： The biological father is overwhelmed. The last thing he ever wanted
…会有一个孩子 但是很奇妙的事发生了： was to have a kid. But then something happens:
…他开始喜欢上了那个小孩 He starts to love the child.
这是他第一次在生活中 感到了一种责任 For the first time, he feels a sense of responsibility.
很不错，我喜欢 Nice. I like it.
然后他回顾了一下他的生活 他发觉自己的一生是不断犯错的一生 He looks back at his life and realizes he's made lots of mistakes.
- 故事里没有女性角色吗？ - 有，有一位 Is there a woman in the story? - Yes, there is.
- 那她的故事呢？ - 我现在还不知道 What happens with her? - I don't know yet.
我没有想好结局？ 我不知道最后会有什么结局 I have an idea, but I don't know if it's going to work.
[亲子鉴定书]
真搞笑了… It's funny...
虽然我已经知道你是她的爸爸 但我还是如此的震惊 I knew you were the father, and yet I'm truly shocked.
- 我现在究竟怎么办？ - 你问我？ What do I do now? - You're asking me?
我一点也不懂孩子的 I don't know a thing about kids.
- 你必须要告诉她事情的真相 - 我？ You have to tell her the truth. - Me?
- 为什么你不告诉她呢？ - 因为我也开不了口 Why don't you tell her? - I can't do it either.
反正我知道 你就是那颗坏了我们一锅好汤的老鼠屎 I mean, you got us into this mess,
只有你告诉她，才是最理所应当的 it's only fair that you should tell her.
- 好吧，我告诉她 - 哦，上帝 Okay, I'll do it. - Oh, God.
- 你能搞定吗？ - 我想可以 Will you manage? - I think so.
你一定要谨慎谨慎再谨慎 You have to be gentle.
我不是个傻瓜，好吗 I'm not an idiot.
玛格达莱纳，你知道你从哪来的，对吗？ Magdalena, you know where you come from, right?
从柏林来的 From Berlin.
不是，我意思是你的出生 No, I mean before your birth.
从妈妈的肚子里 From Mommy's belly.
- 那你知道你是怎么在你妈妈肚子里的吗？ - 这是一个多么愚蠢的问题啊 And do you know how you got in there? - What kind of a dumb question is that?
这个问题有什么愚蠢的？ What's dumb about it?
妈妈和爸爸做爱啊 Mommy and Daddy made love
爸爸的精子们就开始赛跑 and Daddy's sperm had a race
最后只有一个赢了，就是我的那个 and the one that won was mine.
- 然后它和妈妈的卵子结合 - 告诉我… Then it combined with Mommy's egg cell. - Tell me,
- …你是从哪里知道这些的？ - 从网上 where did you learn all that? - From the internet.
当我像你这么大时 我还以为是仙鹤把我叼到妈妈肚子里的 When I was your age, I thought storks brought babies.
不过当时还没有网络呀 There was no internet back then.
那倒是真的 That's true.
为什么你要问我这个？ Why did you ask me that?
- 问你什么？ - 我从哪里来？ Ask you what? - Where I come from?
没什么原因 No reason.
如果你是我的爸爸，我会一直烦你 直到你停止吸烟 If you were my dad, I would bug you until you stopped smoking.
- 满意吗？ - 恩 Happy? - Yes.
怎么样了？ Hello? - Well?
- 怎么样？ - 她接受了吗？ Well what? - How'd she take it?
- 她现在还不知道 - 你应该告诉她 - 我正在努力！ She doesn't know yet. - You were going to tell her! - I'm working on it!
- 你正在努力？ - 你要来试试吗？- 不，不 You're working on it? - You want to do it? - No, no.
- 我也不知道我该怎么跟她说 - 一个童话… I don't know how to tell her. - A fairy tale.
- …你给她讲个童话 - 我应该告诉她事实 That's it! - What about the truth?
你真是傻啦吧唧的 你可以把真相用童话包装一下嘛 Are you that stupid? Present it as a fairy tale!
- 这主意不错 - 对啊 That's good. - I know.
- 这真的不错 - 是的 That's really good. - Yeah.
从前 有一个正直的骑士叫亨利 Once upon a time there was a knight named Henry
他受到了国王的委托 保护公主夏洛特 charged by the king to escort princess Charlotte
去他的未婚夫特里斯坦那里 他是康沃尔的国王 to her betrothed, Tristan, the king of Cornwall.
但是去英国的途中 他们错喝了爱情水 But on the way to Britain they accidentally drank a love potion
那本来是给公主与小国王准备的 骑士和公主开始互相亲吻 intended for Charlotte and Tristan. They began to kiss,
虽然他们并不爱对方 但因为药水的力量太强大了 although they didn't love each other. Because the potion was so strong,
他们发生了关系 they made love.
然后他们双方都感觉很糟糕 Afterwards, they felt horrible because Charlotte
因为两个人都违背了自己的誓言 同时这个正直的骑士亨利 was promised to Tristan, and the noble knight Henry
在这个时期和萨克森州安哈尔特的公主卡特琳娜关系密切 was with Katharina, princess of Saxony-Anhalt.
9个月后夏洛特生了一个女孩名字叫玛格达 Nine months later, Charlotte gave birth to a girl and named her Magda.
恩？ Yes?
- 你这怎么回事？ - 没事啊，怎么了？ What's going on here? - Nothing, why?
- 我想好了那个故事的结局 - 什么故事的结局？ I thought of an ending. - Ending for what?
- 关于你父亲的故事 - 这样啊 For your father story. - Oh.
- 太好了.我们能明天再讨论吗？ - 明天？你这儿有没有葡萄酒喝？ - 没有 Great. Can you tell me tomorrow? - Tomorrow? You have wine? - No.
- 你到底怎么了？就不能让我先进去吗？ - 不行 What's up with you? Can you let me in, please? - I can't...
为啥不行？！ Why not?
- 是不是把那两个骚货藏里面了？ - 没有，一个也没有 Are your two bunnies here? - No, no one's here.
我只是感觉非常累 现在必须休息了… I'm just incredibly tired and I have to sleep and...
那应该是你的马桶吧？ Your toilet just flushed.
- 我也装了和你的一样，只不过是程序调过来了 - …要先冲水，然后再击掌 - 明白了 Like yours, just backwards. First you flush, then you clap. - Right.
- 今天到底是怎么啦？ - 还有约会？ What is it with today? - Another date?
我敢肯定，一定是我的邻居 我去搞定他 I'm sure it's just the neighbor. I'll get rid of him.
哦不，见鬼了！ Oh, shit.
亨利，怎么回事啊？ Henry, what the hell?
- 你想要干什么？ - 我必须得和你谈一谈 What do you want? - I have to talk to you.
现在不行 I can't right now.
- 快打开这该死的门！ - 耶和华见证人！[少数异端教派] Open the damn door! - Jehovah's Witnesses!
- 亨利，快开门！ - 我不感兴趣！ Henry, open the door! - Not interested!
- 我什么也不需要买！ - 我必须得和你谈一谈 I'm not selling anything, I have to talk to you.
亨利，快给我打开这该死的门！ Henry, open the damn door!
- 快看我找到什么了？ - 驴子不错，不过她已经有一个了 Look what I found. - She's got one already.
不，这是那只之前没找到的一个小驴 No, it's the baby donkey.
- 他们应该永远待在一起，他们是一家人！ - 我会转交给她的 They belong together forever. They're a family! - I'll give it to her.
- 放开我！ - 不必须要和你谈谈 - 现在不行 Let go of me! - I have to talk to you. - Not now.
- 现在计划有变动 - 这是什么意思？ There's been a change of plans. - What do you mean?
- 夏洛特不想让玛格达莱纳知道事情的真相 - 等我一下 Charlotte doesn't want Magdalena to know the truth. - Wait here.
- 我去买盒烟，在这儿等我，好吗？ - 玛格达莱纳，到我这儿来，亨利 I'll get some cigarettes, okay? - Magdalena, come. Henry...
我对你的这些不感兴趣！ I'm not interested!
夏洛特说了什么？ What did Charlotte say?
你在这里做什么呢？ What are you doing here?
我？ Me?
我来找亨利 I came to visit Henry.
你真漂亮 You're pretty.
谢谢你 Thank you.
你也很可爱 You are, too.
- 你是谁？ - 我只是暂时住在这里 Who are you? - I live here at the moment.
坐这里儿 Have a seat.
- 你属于谁？ - 我谁也不属于，我又不是汽车 Who do you belong to? - I don't belong to anyone. I'm not a car.
你是谁？ Who are you?
我是亨利的一个朋友 I'm a friend of Henry's.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
卡特琳娜 Katharina.
像萨克森州公主的名字 Like the princess of Sexy Anthill.
喔，我的上帝啊，不！ Oh God, no!
真是愚蠢至极！ How bloody stupid!
你就不能再多等一天吗？ 夏洛特会杀了我的 Couldn't you have waited a day? Charlotte's going to kill me.
我把我们的故事编成了一个童话讲给她听 I was pretty subtle. I told it like a fairy tale,
- 这是你教给我的，我估计她不会全明白 - 你确定吗？ just like you said. I don't think she understood it. - Are you sure?
- 我敢肯定 - 让我们祈祷吧 Pretty sure. - Let's hope for the best.
我现在必须走了 早晨５点我得去机场接夏洛特 I've got to go. I have to pick up Charlotte at the airport in the morning.
她为什么也来掺和这件事儿呢？ Why is she interfering anyway?
先是丢下这边滚到纽约去 现在又回来指手画脚 First, she runs off to New York. Now, she chimes in with great advice.
嘿嘿嘿，她不是毫不相关的人 Hey, she's not chiming in,
我向她征求过建议的，她也是玛格达莱纳的妈妈 I asked her. She's Magdalena's mother,
这一点你最好不要忘记！ 还有她不是你说的那样撒手不管的 in case you forgot. And she didn't just run off,
她有一个审讯需要参加 但她是完全无辜的 she's in the midst of a difficult trial that nearly got her jailed.
冷静！我说的意思不像你说的那样 Calm down! I didn't mean it like that.
你为什么看起来很伤心呢？ Why are you so sad?
没有，我很好 I'm not sad.
就是的 Yes, you are.
那真的是一个很美好的故事 但是我现在必须要走了 That was a very nice story, but I really have to go now.
这个故事不是真的，对嘛？ The story's not true, is it?
很高兴认识你 It was nice to meet you.
再见 Bye.
嘿，现在让我来给你介绍我的小邻居 So, let me introduce you to my little neighbor friend.
我们已经认识了 We already met.
你的女儿很可爱 Your daughter is very sweet.
- 嘿~！ - 别碰我！ Don't touch me!
亨利骑士，你真是个混蛋！ Knight Henry, you're such a prick!
看来你又把你女朋友气跑了，是吗？ Your girlfriend went away again, huh?
- 你给她讲了那个童话故事了吗？ - 是的 Did you tell her the fairy tale? - Yes.
- 是因为这个所以她才要走的吗？ - 嗯 Is that why she ran away? - Yep.
- 对不起 - 这不是你的错，是我的不对 I'm sorry. - It's not your fault but all mine.
- 我现在得去找她和她谈谈，可以吗？ - 不要留下我一个人 I'll go and try to talk with her, okay? - Don't leave.
- 你想要我在加油站买冰激凌给你吗？ - 我不要冰淇林，我只想让你陪我待在这里 You want some ice cream? - I want you to stay here.
你身上的烟味好臭啊 You smell like smoke.
我真的很爱她，如果我不和她讲清楚的话 她可能再也不会回到我身边了 I like her a lot. If I don't talk to her, she may never come back.
骑士的故事是发生过的真事，是吗？ The knight story really happened, didn't it?
为什么你们那么傻，要和喝下魔法药水呢？ Why did you have to drink that stupid love potion?
现在我必须得去找她了 I really have to go.
给你 Here.
不，不要开门！ No, don't open the door!
- 但是卡特琳娜 - 玛利亚 But Katharina... - Maria.
- 我只是去开个门，然后就回去睡觉 - 赶紧回去 I'll just open the door and go to bed. - Just go.
好吧，晚安 Okay, good night.
走开！ Screw off!
卡特琳娜，让我进去！ Katharina, let me in!
滚蛋，混蛋！ Screw off, asshole!
- 行了，快开开门 - 快滚开！ Come on, open the door. - Screw off!
- 求你了，然我进去！ - 滚 开！ Come on, let me in. Please! - Screw off!
该死的，你疯了吗？ What the hell. Are you crazy?
真见鬼！ 喔，糟糕，你流血了 What the hell? Oh shit, you're bleeding.
该死的！你真是个蠢货 Damn it! You are such an idiot.
你肯定是看太多好莱坞的电影了 You've seen too many movies.
- 都正常吗？ - 我很好，亨利出了一点小意外 Everything okay? - Yes, Henry just had an accident.
- 你确定？ - 恩，没问题，你快去睡觉吧 Are you sure? - Yes. Go back to bed.
- 需要请玻璃工来吗？ - 三更半夜的谁会来？去睡觉吧 Should I call a glazier? - In the middle of the night? Go to bed.
- 救护车呢？ - 玛利亚… Ambulance? - Maria...
现在你可以走了… I want you to go now, please,
- …不过这次从大门走 - 卡特琳娜，让我们谈谈 but this time through the door. - Katharina, let's talk.
- 有什么可谈的？ - 求你，就给我5分钟 Talk about what? - Please, just five minutes.
好吧，我在计时 Time's running.
我在等你说，你还剩3分钟 I'm waiting. You got three minutes left.
- 卡特琳娜… - 卡特琳娜？ Katharina... - Katharina?
这就是你唯一能想起来要对我说的话吗？ Is that the best you can think of?
当我知道你有个孩子的时候 你觉得我会是什么样的感受吗？ What did you think I'd do when I found out you had a kid?
难道我会自杀吗？ Commit suicide?
当你和我在一起的时候 你却已经和别人有了孩子，而且没有告诉我 You impregnate someone while we're together and don't even tell me.
- 我也是前几天刚知道不久 - 原来这段时间你一直在我面前演戏 I only just found out. - You fed me this phony melodrama.
“邻居的女儿…她的爸爸雇不起保姆照看她…” "Neighbor's daughter, father has no cash for a babysitter..."
你真是个懦夫 You're such a coward.
- 你知道我是多么想和你有一个孩子吗？ - 这不公平… Do you know how much I wanted children with you? - That's not fair.
- …我不知道我已经有孩子了 - 你知道什么是不公平吗？ I didn't know I had a child. - Not fair?
就是当你和我在一起的时候 却不戴保护的和别的女人发生关系 "Not fair" is having unprotected sex while you're together with me.
- 难道你不知道避孕套吗？ - 那时候正好一个都没带 Ever heard of condoms? - I didn't have one on me.
你走吧 Go.
走吧，我想一个人静一静 Go, I want to be alone.
我爱你 I love you.
走！ Go.
[玛格达莱纳跟我在一起，给我电话]
- 哪位？ - 玛格达莱纳为什么会在你那里？ Hello? - Why is Magdalena at your place?
她已经知道你是她的亲生父亲了 She knows you're her father. You left
尽管她一再请求你陪她待在一起 可是你还是走了，把她一个人留在那里 although she asked you to stay. She didn't want to be alone.
- 她现在怎么样？ - 她已经睡着了，刚才… How is she? - She's asleep now, but...
她不停地问了我好多问题 she had a thousand questions.
- 她哭了吗？ - 没，没有… Did she cry? - No, no...
但是她问我 but she asked me
我是不是还是她的爸爸 if I was still her dad
并问我有没有那个魔法药水的解药 and if there was an antidote for the love potion.
你怎么回答的？ What did you say?
没有，不存在 That there isn't one.
我是问，你是不是还是她的爸爸这个问题 I mean whether you're still her dad.
哦 Oh.
我说“是”！但是我还说… I said yes. But I also said
…她现在可以说有两个爸爸了 that she now had two dads
这是一件多么美好的事情 and that that was an especially cool thing.
我现在能去接她吗？ 这样明天我就可以送她去学校了 I'll come get her now so I can take her to school tomorrow.
不用了，她已经睡着了 No, Magdalena's asleep now.
明天早晨她会和我一起去机场接她的妈妈 Tomorrow morning we'll go pick up her mom.
我们明天中午的时候见面吧，到时候再详谈 Let's meet for lunch and talk then.
嗨，亨利，我是卡特琳娜 我现在只是想跟你说 Hallo Henry, it's Katharina. I'm just going to say this once,
我猜你已经想到了 我们的剧本没有办法再一起写下去了 I guess you know anyway. We can't continue with the script.
我需要休息一阵，然后再考虑接下来的一步 我现在很混乱 I need to take a break and think about what to do. I don't know.
明天早上你最好去看一看医生 以防你手上的伤感染 You should really go see a doctor so your hand doesn't get infected.
你好 Hello.
你好，怎么样？ Hi. How are you?
屎一样 Terrible.
- 在机场接到夏洛特了吗？ - 恩 How'd it go at the airport. - Good.
- 你的手怎么啦？ - 没什么 What happened to your hand? - Nothing.
亨利，我和夏洛特谈了很久 Henry, I had a long talk with Charlotte.
我们想再给我们的婚姻一次机会 组建一个家庭 We want to give our marriage another chance. Be a family.
太好了，我为你感到高兴 That's great, I'm happy for you.
但是，还存在小小的问题 Well, there's a little problem.
亨利，夏洛特和我很珍惜你为我们所做的一切 Henry, Charlotte and I really appreciate what you've done for us.
这不是每个人都能做到的 但是你很让我敬佩 Not everyone would have, and you have my utmost respect.
你到底想说什么？ What are you talking about?
- 你一直以来那么细心的照顾了玛格达莱纳 - 一直以来照顾了？ That you took such good care of Magdalena. - Took?
我们想再把玛格达莱纳接回家 那样我会很感激你的… We want Magdalena to come home, and I would be grateful...
不要误解我 Don't misunderstand me.
我很喜欢你这个人，你的很多 甚至一切你所做的…… I like you, a lot even, despite everything.
我会非常感激 如果你能从我的… But I would be grateful if you stayed out of my...
不，是我们的…各自原来的生活 out of our lives.
去你的，见鬼去吧 Screw you.
你知道我为什么会进入你们的生活吗？ You know why I'm in your life?
因为你不想要玛格达莱纳 Because you didn't want Magdalena.
不，你进入我的生活是因为你搞了我老婆 No, because you fucked my wife.
不，是因为夏洛特把玛格达莱纳送到我门口 No, I'm in your life because Charlotte left Magdalena at my door.
她之所以那样做，是因为你不想抚养她 Because you didn't want her.
我不想再看到她是因为 我当时脑子太混乱，失去了理智 I couldn't take her, because I was beside myself!
你能想像那是什么感受吗？ 过了8年之后，你却突然发现你的女儿 Can you imagine what it's like to find out that your daughter
不是你亲生的孩子 但是现在，我知道了 is not your child? But now I know
我没有她不能生活 她已经成为我生活的一部分 that I can't live without her. She's a part of me.
我和你的感受一样 没有她我也活不下去 I feel the same. I can't live without her either.
你根本不是那样的 她很爱很爱你 You don't have to. She likes you.
我们已经想好了个办法 We'll find a way.
她可以去你那儿玩 你也可以来接她 She can visit you, you can pick her up.
如果你来了，我就不在边上留着 I don't have to be there.
应该是玛格达莱纳自己决定 她想在哪里生活 Magdalena should decide where she wants to live.
她还不能自己决定 她现在还是个孩子 Magdalena can't decide that. She's a child.
玛格达莱纳想要和她的妈妈一起生活 而我是她妈妈的丈夫 Magdalena wants to live with her mother, and I'm her mother's partner.
对不起 I'm sorry.
我们三个人之间实在没有你的位置 快去和你的女朋友重归于好吧 There's just no place for you. Try to fix things with your girlfriend.
玛格达告诉了我一切 She told me about it.
我希望你们之间的关系不会太糟 她还告诉我 I hope it's not too bad. She told me
她很漂亮，很善良 不好意思，接个电话 that she's pretty and really nice. Excuse me.
嗨，我的宝贝儿 Hi there, Sweetie.
- 我们今天去游泳吧？ - 游泳？ Can we go swimming today? - Swimming?
我们不是要去参观恐龙博物馆的嘛？ What about the dinosaurs at the museum?
但是恐龙博物馆是给小孩子们去的地方 我想去游泳 Dinosaurs are for little kids. I want to go swimming.
- 可是我没有带泳裤啊 - 我们可以买一件嘛 I don't have a swimsuit. - We'll buy you one.
- 好吧，那我就去买一条 - 我想要穿比基尼 Okay, we'll buy one. - I need a bikini.
什么？你根本不适合穿比基尼啊？ How come? There's nothing...
要橘黄色带绿色斑点的那一种 An orange one with green spots.
- 好吧，知道了 - 我爱你 Orange with green spots, got it. - I love you.
我也爱你，宝贝，亲一亲 I love you, too. Kiss kiss...
竟然能把这么样一份工作给搞砸 How could you screw up a job like that?
拿到这工作应该就跟中了彩票一样的 事实上我应该毫不犹豫的不再做你的代理了 You hit the jackpot. I should really throw you out.
- 你可以随便给我个什么活做的？ - 没有 You got anything for me? - No.
- 任何工作，给我一份活做吧 - 我这儿什么都没有，你知道我们这行业的 Give me something. - I've got nothing. You know the game.
- 除了真人秀跟肥皂剧 - 好吧，那我走了 Nothing but reality TV. - Then I can go.
卫视一台打算推出一部新的肥皂剧 Channel 5's got a new soap.
我认识那个出品人，可以帮你问一问 你需要钱嘛？ I know the producer. I can ask. You need money?
如果能有380欧就太好了 这样我就可以赎回我的那辆旧汽车了 380 Euros would be good. I could really use the old beater.
- 剩下的付租金吧 - 谢谢 The rest is for rent. - Thanks.
你知道吗？整个项目已经泡汤了 Did you know that the whole project's dead?
她已经撂手不管 这部作品也不会再被翻拍成电影了 She threw in the towel. The film deal's history.
能请你喝一杯吗？ Mind if I sit down?
- 如果你打算让这个晚上变成惊悚片的话 - 你可真是可迷人的家伙 If you want to have a shitty time. - You're a real charmer.
我已经在那角落里注意你很久了 I've been watching you from over there.
- 那你为何不回到那边继续观察我呢？ - 小混蛋~！ Why don't you go back and watch some more? - Asshole!
别在我面前卖骚了 Get lost.
我必须和你们俩个谈谈 I have to talk to you two.
重要的是 我们要在孩子的养育问题上统一意见 It's important that we agree on basic parenting issues
- 这样孩子就不会成为你们俩个父亲之间互相斗争的牺牲品 - 我是绝对不会那么做的，妈妈 so she can't play you off against each other. - I wouldn't do that, Mom.
好孩子，我的宝贝儿 重要的一点是 只要亨利愿意，他可以随时来看玛格达莱纳 Yes, Dear. Henry should be able to see Magdalena as often as he wants.
- 他想什么时候就什么时候？ - 是的，比如明天就可以 Whenever he wants? - Tomorrow, for instance.
- 你怎么想的呢？ - 我觉得这决定太棒了 但是明天我们要一起去购物的 What do you think? - Awesome. - But tomorrow we wanted to go shopping.
- 可是明天你要上班啊？ - 我可以请假呀 You work tomorrow. - I'll take the day off.
- 你确定？- 恩，我确定 - 那好吧，你们一起去购物吧 You? - Yes, me. - Then you all go together.
- 你是指我们三个人一起活动…还是…？ - 我可以说几句吗？- 当然 What is this, a tag team? - Can I say something? - Sure.
- 我们可以按天来明确地划分 - 比如说？ We can just split the days. - Proposal?
- 我周二，周四还有每隔一个周末照看孩子 - 不行，没门，我觉得这太多了 Tuesdays, Thursdays, every other weekend. - No way.
另外，我要周二，因为每周三我都要工作到很晚 I want Tuesdays. Wednesdays I work late. - Okay.
好吧，那我就周三、周五和隔一个周末 Then Wednesdays, Fridays and every other weekend.
- 周五绝对不行，我们经常会外出过个长周末的 - 这件事儿由不得你挑三拣四的！ Fridays we often travel over the weekend. - You cant' just pick and choose!
反正周五不行 你可以隔三个礼拜要一个周末 Forget Fridays. Take every fourth weekend.
- 你疯了吗？ - 我真的快被你们气得说不出话来了！ Are you nuts? - This is dumb!
- 你怎么了，我的宝贝儿？ - 为什么你们要为了我争吵？ What's dumb, Sweetie? - The way they're fighting!
你想要怎么做呢，宝贝？ What do you want, Sweetie?
- 我只是不想让他们再争执下去了 - 我们没有… I just want them to stop fighting. - We're not...
- 我们… - 我不想… We're... - I don't want...
- 我们没有在争吵，而是在商量 - 让女儿把她的话说完 - 对不起 We're not fighting, we're talking. - Let her finish. - Sorry.
你想要说什么呢？ What did you want to say?
我爱你们俩个 I love you both.
你们听到了吗？ You hear that?
太好了，我的余生将会被这个家伙缠住了 Great, now I'll be stuck with him for the rest of my life.
- 你们俩个一定可以搞定的 - 特里斯坦 - 哦，对不起 Nice work, you two. - Tristan... - Sorry.
- 有机蘑菇，真奢侈啊 - 这个对孩子好 Organic mushrooms, yum. - It's good for her.
- 我们完全可以一起提个篮子去野地里采的 - 是的，的确可以 We can go collect some in the woods. - Yes, we can.
快把那该死的蘑菇放回购物车里！ Put the damn mushrooms in the cart.
- 你是在向我挑衅吗？ - 是的 - 是吗？ - 没错！ You trying to provoke me? - Yeah. - Yeah? - Yeah!
嘿，你还要再装吗？ 看看你都买了些什么？ Are you kidding? What is all this stuff?
- 巧克力可以安抚灵魂 - 巧克力对你的牙齿不好 Chocolate is good for the soul. - It's bad for your teeth.
不会的 如果你每天勤刷牙的话 Not if you always brush your teeth.
亨利送给我很多很多的牙刷 Henry gave me a ton of toothbrushes.
她在我这里的时候，每天都勤刷牙 She brushes like a champion at my place.
把这些放回去 Put it back.
- 别这样，就让她吃一些甜食吧！ - 一些？ Good God, let her have a few sweets. - A few?
这样吧，把这个项链放回去 这样爸爸会很高兴的 Alright, put the necklace back and daddy will be happy.
你正在破坏我对孩子的培育计划 You're trying to undermine my parenting.
- 你不会得逞的 - 嘿，老兄，放轻松 You won't succeed. - Just relax, man.
我很放松啊 I'm relaxed.
我只是想确保我们的女儿 吃到的东西是健康的 I just want to ensure that our daughter eats healthily.
在这上面我们是一致的 瞧~有机牛奶，来自一头幸运的母牛 Me, too. Look, organic milk. From happy cows.
萨曼莎 Samantha.
萨曼莎！ Samantha!
- 萨曼莎，你就不能过来帮我打包吗？ - 嗐？ Samantha, can you give me a hand here? - Huh?
不是“嗐”，是“啥”！ It's not "huh," but "what"!
那样你还可以说得更大声吗，老妈 真是丢人的老家伙！ Why not scream louder, Mom? How embarrassing!
快跟我走！ Move it!
- 她很喜欢吃这些 - 你疯了吗？ - 嗐？ She likes these. - Are you nuts? - Huh?
不要用“嗐”，是“啥” It's not "huh," but "what"!
也不要用“啥” 而应该说“您说什么”！ It's not "what," but "I beg your pardon"!
- 这些东西不健康 - 这个，有机薯片 They're unhealthy. - Here, organic chips.
- 把这些放回去 - 我们现在就要买，就这么决定了！ Put them back. - We're buying them.
- 这里面含有很多致癌物质 - 谁说的？ - 我说的！ They're full of carcinogens. - Says who? - I do.
- 我是个医生，你忘了吗？ - 也就是个牙医 I'm a doctor, remember? - You're a dentist.
请您算一下，结账 We'd like to check out now.
- 他干的 - 他们俩是我的爸爸，他们有时会争吵 It was him. - They're my two dads. They fight sometimes
但马上他们就会和好 but we'll straighten them out.
- 不是那一张 - 打赌吗？ That's not it. - Wanna bet?
我告诉过你的 I told you.
- 你好，哪位？ - 亨利？ Hello? - Henry?
卡特琳娜… Katharina...
我已经看过你写的剧本了 I read your screenplay.
亨利，你在听吗？ Henry, are you there?
- 你觉得怎么样？ - 你来我这里，我会告诉你答案的 What do you think? - I'll tell you when you get here.
- 你在哪？ - 在我们常去的酒吧 Where are you? - In our bar.
我不是一个人 I'm not alone.
邻居的女儿和你在一起？ Is your neighbor's daughter with you?
恩 Yeah.
把她一起带来吧！ Then bring her along.
- 你今晚想和我一起出去吗？ - 一直都想 You want to go out with me? - Anytime.
- 你们两位好啊 - 好久不见 Hi there, you two. - Hello.
- 你想喝点什么？ - 伏特加进补酒 What'll you have? - Vodka tonic.
- 伏特加进补酒？ - 开玩笑啦，我喝可乐 Vodka tonic? - Just kidding. I'll have a coke.
你好，给这位先生一杯威士忌 给他的同伴一杯可乐 Excuse me. A whisky for the gentleman and a coke for his guest.
- 他不抽烟了 - 真的吗？ He stopped smoking. - Really?
为什么呢？ How come?
因为不健康，吸烟的人会容易得癌症 加速皮肤衰老，身上还会发出异味 It's unhealthy, gives you cancer, ages your skin, and you stink.
好吧，现在我们谈一谈你写的剧本 Now, as for your screenplay,
在开始的关于主角心理世界的描写 让读者读起来有些枯燥乏味 the first twenty pages would put people to sleep.
- 那你的建议是？ - 把它全部删掉 What do you propose? - Nix it.
你疯了吗？ 这是主角内心世界必不可少的部分！ Are you crazy? They're absolutely essential.
如果你想让观众睡着，那就继续保留咯 You want people sleep, leave in, yes?
好吧，我会考虑的 I'll think about it.
- 还有什么吗？ - 人物的名字太俗气了 Anything else? - The names are ridiculous.
- 为什么？ - 为什么？哈利，卡琳，曼努埃拉．．． Why? - Why? Harry, Karin, Manuela...
- 这只是名字罢了，我无所谓这些东西，可以改 - 真可以？ They're just names. I can change them. - You should.
- 有哪些情节比较吸引你吗？ - 剩下的 Was there anything you liked? - The rest.
剩下的都很不错 尤其是结局 The rest is awesome. Especially the end,
哈利和卡琳结婚，他们有了4个孩子 从那以后过着幸福的生活 when Harry marries Karin, they have four kids and live happily ever after.
你相信它会真的发生在生活中吗？ Do you think it could work in real life?
我相信 I do.
- 相信？ - 相信 You do? - I do.
但是一个男人的平均寿命是７６岁 现在你已经４２了 But the average life expectancy for a man is 76, and you're 42.
- 那又怎样？我还有36年 - 不，是34年 So? I've still got 36 years. - No, 34.
- 呵？ - 76减去42等于34 Huh? - 76 minus 42 is 34.
看吧，我早就说过了 See? That's why I always say how important it is
- 认真完成你的数学作业是多么的重要 - 你真笨！ to do your math. - Silly.
那么我们可以把你的剧本画上一个完美的句号了吗？ Can we finally just finish our script?
我都不知道我该做什么了 There's nothing I'd rather do.
赶紧的，亲一个，大结局 Go ahead and kiss already!
感谢观赏 别走开 还有精彩温馨片段 【 -=THE LAST FANTASY=- 】