忆往昔
公路在哪里 Where's the road?
你居然还活着 You're...freakin' alive.
到底发生了什么 What the hell happened?
迪克爆炸时我们站得太近了 Standing too close to exploding Dick
被炸进了炼狱 sends your ass straight to purgatory.
你一直在炼狱 You were in purgatory?
你怎么逃出来的 Well, how'd you get out?
怎么 救你一命都不说句谢谢 What? No thanks for saving you, ha?
我有你想要的东西 I got something you need.
-什么东西 -离开的方法 - Yeah, what's that? - A way out.
你有什么好处 What's in it for you?
搭个顺风车 I'm hopping a ride.
我们成功了 兄弟 我真不敢相信 We made it, brother. I can't believe it.
我也不敢相信 You and me both.
那小卡呢 他也在那里吗 What about Cass? Was he there?
小卡没能逃出来 Yeah, Cass didn't make it.
小卡 我想我们还是 Cass, I think we better g--
小卡 Cass?
那小卡死了 你亲眼看见了吗 So Cass is dead? You saw him die?
我看得够多了 I saw enough.
我才不想做什么先知 I don't want to be a prophet.
保护他是我们的责任 He was our responsibility.
你却连电话也不接 And you couldn't answer the damn phone.
那我们去找他 Let's find him.
地狱之王刚扭断了我女朋友的脖子 The king of hell just snapped my girlfriend's neck.
克劳力抓走了你 我看到了 Crowley kidnapped you. I saw that.
说你逃出去了 Saying you escaped.
怎么逃的 How?
那里有块碑 There was a tablet.
还有一块碑 There's another tablet?
这块碑有名字吗 Did this tablet have a name?
"恶魔" "Demons."
恶魔怎么了 What about demons?
驱逐地球上的所有恶魔 Banish all demons off the face of the earth.
把他们永远关起来 Lock them away forever.
如今
伊利诺伊州 芝加哥
抱歉让您久等了 维利先生 So sorry to have kept you waiting, Mr. Vili.
只是 您很长一段时间没跟我们联系了 It's just...it's been so long since you checked in with us.
我们得在档案馆中翻找 We had to dig through our archives.
别担心我 亲爱的 Don't worry about me, dear.
我有的是时间 I've got plenty of time.
麻烦再说一遍是哪个箱子 Which box is it again?
一 One.
抱歉 I'm...sorry.
您说的一指的是第一个吗 Did you say one, as in box number one?
如果没记错的话 If memory serves.
我们上次翻修的时候 During our last renovation,
我们把原先的保险箱都换了 we had to replace the safe boxes,
就把您的东西放在新保险箱中 and we put yours inside a new one.
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抱歉 先生 那是根骨头吗 I'm...sorry, sir, but...is that a bone?
可不是随随便便的骨头 亲爱的 Not just any bone, my dear.
这是根无比珍贵的骨头 An extremely valuable one.
好吧 我很高兴能够为您 Well, I'm happy we were able to keep it safe for you
安全保管这么多年 all these years.
今天还有什么需要我帮您的吗 Is there anything else I can help you with today?
什么 哦对 我刚刚想到了 Why, yes, now that I think about it.
我想要提款 I'd like to make a withdrawal.
《邪恶力量》 第八季 第二集 正义侠-阿三 精调
你是在开玩笑 Are you kidding me?
你肯定是开玩笑 You're kidding me.
什么 What?
我想顺道看望我妈这个要求过分吗 Is it too much to ask if we can swing by and check on my mom?
"顺道" "Swing by"?
需要朝相反的方向开一天的车 It's a day's drive in the opposite direction.
你知道的吧 You know that, right?
是 我知道我们赶时间 Yes. I understand we're in a hurry.
是啊 你有什么情况 Okay, well, then, what's the problem?
想想钱宁断掉的脖子 Channing's broken neck is my problem!
我不想见到我妈的脖子被拧成螺旋状 As in I'd rather not see my mom twisted into a corkscrew.
-这孩子说的对 迪恩 -你别管 - Kid's got a point, Dean. - Stay out of this.
凯文 你妈妈好着呢 Kevin, your mom is fine.
你又怎么知道 How can you possibly know that?
因为克劳力需要她好好呆着 Because Crowley needs her to be, okay?
现在他很可能让一群保镖 In fact, he's probably got
守着她的房子 the place stacked with bodyguards right now,
保护着她 这样你一出现 protecting her so that when you do show up,
就能把你俩一网打尽 they'll pounce on you both.
你说这话是想让我好过点儿吗 Is that supposed to make me feel better?
她是个诱饵 老弟 就这么简单 She's bait, man, plain and simple.
你是不是就想赶紧上钩 And you want to swim right up and bite the hook?
听着 我们得找到克劳力的软肋 Look, we have got Crowley by the short and curlies, okay?
只需要找到那块石碑 喊出咒语 All we need to do is find the tablet, whip up the spell,
嘭嘭 从此天下太平 and -- boom! -- sunshine and sandy beaches.
迪恩 我妈妈孤身一人 Dean, my mom's all alone.
被恶魔们包围着 She's surrounded by demons.
难道你真的不明白 Can you really not understand
我为什么想看看她是不是安好吗 why I want to make sure she's okay?
见他娘的鬼 Son of a bitch.
行了 咱走吧 Fine. Let's go.
密歇根 某街区
虎妈 九点方向 Tiger mom, 9:00.
哪里 Where?
左窗 Left window.
她看起来不错 She seems okay.
悲伤 但是没问题 Sad...but okay.
仔细看看那个邮差 Check out the mailman.
没错 那是卡尔 Yeah, that's Carl.
有什么问题 So what?
好吧 就我们停下来这会儿 Yeah, well, Carl's filled your mom's mailbox
卡尔已经向你妈妈邮箱里塞了三次东西了 three times since we've been sitting here.
他是恶魔 He's a demon?
看到那个园丁没 And see the gardener?
你觉得那些植物还能喝下水吗 Think that plant needs any more water?
他会回来的 你要坚信这一点 He'll be back. You just have to believe.
谢谢你 尤尼斯 Thanks, Eunis.
我坚信这一点 And I do believe.
我只是 只是想能多做点什么 I just... wish I could do more.
琳达 你能做的只有呆在家里 Linda, you're doing all you should by staying here.
他得知道自己有家可归 He needs to know he has a home to come back to.
你好 妈妈 Hi, mom.
凯 凯文 Kev-- Kevin!
这是 What...
她没问题 She's clean.
你闻到了吗 Do you smell that?
[咒语] Et secta diabolica, omnis congregatio, omnis legio,
[咒语] Omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,
[咒语] Omnis spiritus exorcizamus!
尤尼斯 Eunis!
那不是尤尼斯 That's not Eunis.
谭太太 您的朋友已经被恶魔附体了 Mrs. Tran, your friend was possessed by a demon.
你看过《驱魔人》吗 Have you ever seen "The exorcist"?
你这一年就干了这些事儿吗 Is that what you've been doing all year --
看电视 Watching television?
必须要杀死她吗 Did you really have to kill her?
如果不杀她 恶魔会向克劳力通报 The demon would have warned Crowley where Kevin was
凯文的位置 if we didn't.
克劳力就是绑架你的那个人吗 And Crowley is the one who kidnapped you?
是 他需要我替他翻译那个破石碑 Yeah. He needs me to translate his stupid tablet
这样他就能一统宇宙 so he can take over the universe or something.
所以我们得拿到石碑 Which is why we need to get it
把地狱之门关上 so that we can slam the gates of hell forever
把克劳力永远关在里面 with Crowley inside.
这样以后就不会发生这种事情了 So that things like that don't ever happen again.
上帝的先知 是吧 Prophet of the lord, huh?
名号不错 It does have a nice ring to it.
我去收拾东西 I'll get packed.
既然克劳力去过那个小木屋了 We're gonna need a safe house
我们得再找个藏身地 这样... since Crowley's been to the cabin, so --
藏身地 Safe house?
我以为咱们要去拿石碑 I thought we were going to get the tablet.
是我们几个 Uh, we are.
你得搬到没有恶魔的地方去 You're taking a trip to a demon-free zone.
难道我能放心让凯文 And risk letting Kevin
冒着再次落到这个克劳力手中的风险 fall into the hands of this Crowley again?
办不到 I don't think so.
谭太太 很抱歉 迪恩说的没错 Ms. Tran, all due respect, Dean's right.
克劳力可不仅仅是个杀手 Crowley -- he's not just a killer.
折磨人是他的拿手好戏 He trades in torment.
如果他找到办法把你的灵魂从身体剥开 And if he can find a way to separate your soul from you,
他就会把你的灵魂带去地狱 he'll take that soul to hell and -- and roast it
然后把你的灵魂烧成渣渣 till there's nothing left but black smoke.
所以你还是让我们来搞定这事儿吧 Look, it's best if you let us handle this.
我明白 I understand.
但我不担心自己的灵魂 But it's not my soul I'm worried about.
我只担心我儿子的 It's my son's.
凯文 你不来帮我们一把吗 Kevin, you want to back us up here?
咱们大老远来就是把她从火坑里拉出来 Came all the way down here to pull her out of the fire.
她现在却想着跳回去 Now she wants to jump right back in.
你觉得我能指挥动她吗 Like I can tell her what to do?
好吧好吧 跟我们一起去是有条件的 All right. Coming with us has conditions --
用魔法袋躲开恶魔 Uh, hex bags to stay off the bad guys' radar
还得帮你纹个符 and, uh, you're gonna have to get inked up.
做什么 现在吗 Do what, now?
是 Yeah, uh...
还有你 游击手 ...you, too, shortstop.
能够避开恶魔 Keeps the demons out.
好啊 Fine.
真的 Really?
你以为这是我第一次纹身吗 What, like it's my first tattoo?
你闻到了吗 小萨姆 You smell it, Sammy?
烧焦的肉 Burning flesh?
复仇 如此临近 Revenge. So close.
喂 怎样反着做驱魔 Hey, how'd you do that reverse-exorcism thing?
倒着念咒语 Just said the verse backwards.
怀俄明州 拉勒米
就目前来看 这儿没问题 So, place is clean, far as I can tell.
很好 祝我们成功 All right. Positive thoughts.
你居然把神之语藏在尿布袋里 You hid the word of god in a diaper bag?
没有 No.
闭嘴 Shut up.
这些柜子尽给我们惹麻烦 Got nothing but trouble with these lockers.
有段时间天天被人撬 Got broke into damn near every day for a while.
一直不知道是谁 直到昨天 Could never figure out who it was till yesterday.
-这么说你们知道谁干的 -当然 - Oh, so you know who did it? - Sure.
克莱姆·斯梅德利 我接替的他 Was Clem Smedley, a guy who worked the desk before me.
告诉我他已经被抓了 Please tell me he's down at county right now.
是 就等着传讯呢 Yep, waiting for arraignment.
多谢 Thanks.
我就知道他们会在其中一个包里放寻回系统 Should have known they'd plant a lojack in one of them bags.
真是个厉害家伙 那个杰里 Sharp guy, that Jerry.
接替我挺合适 He'll be a fine replacement for me.
没错 Right.
其中有个柜子里放着一个石碑 Well, in one of those lockers, there was a tablet.
你知道去哪儿了吗 Do you know where it is?
我的律师不在场 我能承认这个吗 Can I even acknowledge that without my lawyer here?
听我说 如果你能合作 Uh, look, I'm sure we can work out
我们就能和当地警方 a little, uh, something-something
商量商量 with the locals if you just cooperate.
商量什么 What kind of something-something?
我觉得他不懂 老兄 I don't think he knows, man.
宽大处理 Leniency?
哦 他懂 Oh, he knows.
天使在哪里 Where's the angel?
这个 我是这么想的 So, here's what I'm thinking --
所有指控一律免除 Full immunity from all charges,
包括过去 未来和现在 both past, present, and future.
喂喂 Hey.
迪恩 别这样 Dean. Come on.
感觉到了吗 You feel that?
有条小溪 There's a stream.
说下去 Go on.
流经一片空地 离这里不远 It runs through a clearing not far from here.
我带你们去 I'll show you.
告诉我就行了 How about you just tell me?
迪恩 Dean!
第一大街和主街交汇处的当铺 Pawn shop, first and main.
继续说 Go on.
三天的路程 Three days' journey.
沿着溪流走 Follow the stream.
会出现一片空地 There's a clearing.
你会在那找到你的天使 You'll find your angel there.
小杂种 你知道吗 You know what, mutt?
我相信你 I believe you.
迪恩 Dean?
我们走 Come on.
你好 先生 Hello, sir.
探员尼尔和赛克 联邦调查局 Agents Neil and Sixx, FBI.
我们在寻找一个石碑 Uh, we're looking for a tablet.
大概有这么大 上面刻着些象形文字 About, uh, yea big, got some hieroglyphic crap on it.
是一个叫克莱姆的贼卖给你的 Sold to you by a thief named Clem.
-有印象吗 -没有 - Ring a bell? - Nope.
莱尔 我经历了非常非常糟糕的一天 Hey, Lyle, I've had a really, really bad day today,
所以我没心情和你磨蹭 So I'm not in the mood to dillydally.
如果你想来硬的 我很乐意成全你 If you want to do this the rough way, I am happy to oblige.
好啊 Sure.
如果你们想出名的话 我们可以来硬的 We can do it that way, if you want to get famous.
那外面停的是你的车吗 Is that your car outside?
关你什么事 贱货 What's it to you, mail-order?
伙计 Hey, pal!
没事 I got it.
我注意到你的车牌照已经过期了 I notice you're driving with expired tags,
也许因为那是你刚从交易中得到的 maybe because you just acquired it in a trade,
而且我猜你还没有注册登记过 and I'm guessing that means you haven't registered it yet,
也就意味着你还没交税 which means you haven't paid the tax.
我说的对吧 Is that correct?
不关你的事 None of your business.
凯文 蓝皮书上 Kevin, average blue book
法拉利F430蜘蛛平均标价是多少 on a 2010 Ferrari F430 spider?
二十一万七千美元 $217,000.
然后百分之五的怀俄明州的税是多少 And the 5% Wyoming tax?
一万八百五十美元 $10,850.
一万美元 $10,000.
直觉告诉我 Something tells me
你是那种可能逃掉那笔巨额的税 you're the type who might balk at a tax bill that big.
你们干嘛 联邦调查局查税 W-what is this, an FBI audit?
不是 但是我哥哥 No. But my brother,
碰巧在怀俄明州估税员办公室工作 who happens to work for the Wyoming tax assessor's office
如果他觉得这里有人逃税 could arrange that
他就可以来查你的税 if he thought something untoward was happening here.
你想要哪个 So what's it going to be?
石碑还是那辆欧洲产的垃圾跑车 The tablet or that piece of Eurotrash crap you call a car?
你确定就是这儿 Sure this is the right place?
那当铺的牌子上是这样写的 It's what the pawn slip says.
凯文 Kevin?
你是谁 Who wants to know?
别激动 迪恩 我不会偷走你的先知的 Oh, relax, Dean. I'm not going to steal your prophet.
你一定就是凯文的母亲 Ah. And you must be Kevin's mother.
女士 这真是我的荣幸 Beau, and it is my absolute pleasure.
凯文 And, um, Kevin.
我真是幸运 Imagine my luck.
我一直那么努力地寻找你 Here I was, working so hard looking for you
却从没想过也许你也在寻找我 that I never stopped to think you might be looking for me.
我有东西给你 I have something for you.
什么东西 What is it?
一场独家举办的拍卖会的邀请函 亲爱的 An invitation, dear man, to a very exclusive auction.
凯文
我猜是用来拍卖石碑的拍卖会吧 Let me guess, where you'll be selling the tablet.
当我们得到一件像神之语一样火的宝贝时 Well, when we acquire an item as hot as the word of God,
明智之举是尽快拍卖转手 It's smart to unload it as fast as possible.
而且我们也急需一位 And we are in such desperate need
今晚盛会的头牌人物 of a headliner for tonight's gala.
我希望你还有额外三张 Well, I hope you have three extra tickets
参加你那小小拍卖派对的门票 to your little ebay party,
因为先知要和我们在一起 cause the prophet's with us.
如果你担心先知的人身安全 Oh, if you're worried about the safety of the prophet,
我向你们绝对保证 没有替身 没有诅咒 rest assured that we have a strict "No casting, no cursing,
不会有超自然力量把你俩扔到墙上 no supernaturally flicking the two of you against the wall"
放心来参加有保证的拍卖吧 Just for the fun of it " policy.
是吗 你怎么保证 Is that right? How'd you manage that?
我毕竟是一位上帝的得力助手 Well, I am the right hand of a God, after all.
准确的说是普路托斯 Plutus, specifically.
那还是个星球吗 Is that even a planet anymore?
是贪婪之神 It's the God of greed.
而且我的臣民抵挡住了 And my liege has warded these premises
来自地狱 天堂等等的诱惑 against hell, heaven, and beyond...
对某些怪物还是很有必要的 Quite necessary with some of the players we see.
而且正巧 And incidentally,
那很可能是对你的宝贝先知 quite possibly the safest place
最安全的地方 your precious prophet could be.
既然时间宝贵 Mm. Well, since time is of the essence,
也许我要先走一步 在先知的邀请函上 perhaps I'll just go ahead and add a plus-three
另添上三个名额 to the prophet's invitation.
好吗 Copacetic?
谢谢你 花生先生 Well, thank you, Mr. Peanut!
好吧 All right.
我们有多少钱参与竞拍 What do we have to bid?
我们总不能光这手去吧 What? We can't just show up there empty-handed.
迪恩 我们名下只有几张伪造的金卡 Dean, all we have to our names is a few hacked gold cards.
好吧 我们得来点创造性的 All right. Well, then, we're gonna have to get creative.
不行 No. Mnh-mnh.
你说出来我就杀了你 Say it and I will kill you,
你的孩子 还有孙子 your children, and your grandchildren.
好吧 Okay, okay. Uh...
等一下 Wait a second.
这些拍卖会 他们事先会向投标人 These...these auctions, they display the items
展示要拍卖的东西 对吧 to the bidders beforehand, right?
是啊 然后呢 Yeah, so?
我们需要做的 So all we got to do
只是能让凯文靠近然后记住咒语 is get Kevin close enough to memorize the spell.
你觉得呢 奇才 What do you think, brainiac?
你觉得你能背住吗 Think you can swing it?
他当然可以背住 Of course he can swing it...
如果我的普瑞维亚的车尾贴有意义的话 If the bumper stickers on my previa mean anything.
他们只是开玩笑 宝贝儿 They didn't mean it, baby.
你好 迪恩 Now, now, Dean.
只有大家都合作 系统才能运作 The system only works when everyone participates.
我会拿回来的 I'll be back for this.
我们怎么知道他们都是谁 How the hell are we supposed to know who's who?
这太简单了 迪恩 他们都是怪物 It's pretty simple, Dean. They're all monsters.
看这儿 Hey, hey.
很好 Great.
跟我们预计的不太一样 I guess we're not as original as we thought.
没关系 那就执行备用计划 It's okay. It's okay. We just got to come up with a plan "B."
那第一计划应该是怎么样的呢 And what, pray tell, could possibly have been plan "A"?
难道是把先知带到世界上最危险的地方 Bring the prophet to the most dangerous place on earth,
让他记住石碑上的内容再溜掉吗 memorize the tablet, and then va-moose?
你好 孩子们 Hello, boys.
克劳力 Crowley.
凯文 见到你很高兴 Kevin. What a pleasure to see you.
你女朋友的事我很抱歉 Sorry about your little playdate.
叫什么来着 Her name?
不过 有时候做事呢 Well, if you're gonna make an omelet,
免不了要有些牺牲 sometimes you have to break some spines.
这位可爱的女士是谁 And who is this lovely young thing?
肯定是你姐姐 Must be your sister.
离我儿子远一点 Stay away from my son.
真棒 Charming.
我的下一个计划 Defiling her corpse
就是搂着她尸体睡觉 has just made number one on my to-do list.
别为了小事大动干戈 Don't mind a little love tap,
动作再大一点 but anything more,
恐怕那边的朋友就会请你们出去了 and our mookie pals here may just throw you out,
那可就丢人了哦 and that would be a shame.
他说的没错 迪恩 忍一忍 He's right, Dean. It's not worth it.
还是小的说话入耳 Listen to moose, squirrel.
主人来了 Ah. Here comes our host.
尊贵的来宾 敬请入座 Honored guests, please take your seats.
那就是普路托斯吗 That's Plutus?
他是干嘛的 专卖特殊用品的神吗 What is he, god of the candy aisle?
先生们 拍卖会开始了 Gentlemen, the auction is starting.
竞拍顺利 Good luck with the bidding.
那拳打的漂亮 Nice right hook.
迪恩·温彻斯特 Dean Winchester?
我认识你吗 Do I know you?
不 但是我认识卡西迪奥 Uh, no, but, uh, I knew Castiel.
你是天使吗 You're an angel?
这人是我临时就近找的容器 This -- this was the nearest vessel on short notice.
我们一般不找这类型的 不过 We don't usually come to things like this, but, uh...
你们为石碑而来吗 You're chasing the magic rock?
我们负责保护神之语 We protect the word of God.
不错的工作 阿尔菲 Well, awesome job so far, uh...Alfie.
我真名叫萨曼德里奥 Actually, my name is Samandriel.
还是阿尔菲顺口 Let's just stick with Alfie.
我想问你卡西迪奥的情况 I wanted to ask you about Castiel.
他怎么样了 What happened to him?
我和小卡 杀死了迪克·罗曼 Well, me and Cass -- we, uh -- we iced Dick Roman
然后搭上了去炼狱的单程客车 and got a one-way rocket ride to purgatory for our trouble.
但你逃出来了 那他呢 But you escaped. Did -- did Castiel?
天堂里至今仍有些天使 You know, there are some in heaven
始终坚信 who still believe,
尽管他做了这么多错事 despite his mistakes,
卡西迪奥还是一如既往的善良 that Castiel's heart was always in the right place.
你也是这类人吗 Are you one of them?
我觉得他的问题就是心肠太好 I think too much heart was always Castiel's problem.
小卡 Cass!
迪恩 Dean.
小卡 Cass?
见到你真好 Damn, it's good to see you.
-桃子绒毛胡子很不错 -谢谢 - Nice peach fuzz. - Thank you.
给你介绍个朋友 这位是本尼 You should meet somebody. This is Benny.
本尼 这位是小卡 Benny, this is Cass.
你好 Hola.
你们怎么找到我的 How did you find me?
杀出来的 The bloody way.
你还好吗 You feeling okay?
你是说我的脑子吗 You mean am I still...
非要这么问的话 是的 Yeah, if you want to be on the nose about it, sure.
我这回全好了 No. I'm perfectly sane.
不过94%的疯子都说自己是正常人 But, then, 94% of psychotics think they're perfectly sane,
那不如我们问问自己 什么才算正常 so I guess we'd have to ask ourselves, "What is sane?"
这是个好问题 That's a good question.
-你为什么背叛了迪恩 -别这么说 - Why'd you bail on Dean? - Dude.
我听说 你们是一块来的这里 The way I hear it, you two hit monster land,
为什么你自己走了 and hot wings here took off.
我猜他有事情没告诉你 I figure he owes you some backstory.
肯定是有人包围了我们 Look, we were surrounded, okay?
扑向了小卡 Some freak jumped Cass.
然后他就打败了他们 对吗 Obviously, he kicked its ass, right?
不 No.
什么 What?
我跑掉了 I ran away.
你跑掉了 You ran away?
我没有办法 I had to.
这就是你把我丢在狼群的借口吗 That's your excuse for leaving me with those gorilla-wolves?
-迪恩 -你跑了然后呢 露营去了吗 - Dean. - You bailed out and, what, went camping?
我每天晚上对着你祈祷 I prayed to you, Cass, every night.
-我知道 -你知道还 - I know. - You know and you didn't...
你哪根筋不对了 What the hell's wrong with you?
我是个待在堕落之地的天使 I am an angel in a land of abominations.
有无数的东西从我们到这里开始就盯上了我 There have been things hunting me from the moment we arrived.
我们也是 Join the club!
他们不仅仅是怪物 迪恩 These are not just monsters, Dean.
他们是利维坦 They're leviathan.
他们对我虎视眈眈 I have a price on my head,
我必须先他们一步 才能 and I've been trying to stay one step ahead of them, to --
才能让他们远离你 to keep them away from you.
这就是我逃跑的原因 That's why I ran.
你们请走吧 Just leave me, please.
那就这样吧 我们走 Sounds like a plan. Let's roll.
等等 等等 Hold on, hold on.
小卡 我们一起走 Cass, we're getting out of here.
一起回家 We're going home.
迪恩 我不能 Dean, I can't.
你可以的 本尼 告诉他 You can. Benny, tell him.
炼狱有一个出口 Purgatory has an escape hatch,
对天使管不管用我就不知道了 but I got no idea if it's angel-friendly.
我们会有办法的 We'll figure it out.
小卡 伙计 我需要你 Cass, buddy, I need you.
迪恩 Dean...
如果利维坦想要攻击我们 就让他们来吧 And if leviathan want to take a shot at us, let them.
我们曾杀过一次这些贱人 We ganked those bitches once before.
我们可以再来一次 We can do it again.
太危险了 It's too dangerous.
我跟你说明清楚 Let me bottom-line it for you.
没有你我不走 I'm not leaving here without you.
懂了吗 Understand?
我懂 I understand.
女士们 先生们 其他生灵们 Ladies, gentlemen, and...other,
欢迎光临千载难逢的盛典 Welcome to this once-in-a-lifetime event.
萨曼德里奥 Samandriel.
真是有缘啊 Slumming it, are we?
魔法器具与炼金秘籍第一拍卖场 The first name in magical and alchemical esoterica.
我们的拍价不匪 Our prices may be high,
但是奇货自有天价 but our quality is unmatched,
而且信用毋庸置疑 and we stand by our products.
真搞不懂你们干嘛对一块泥巴那么上心 Don't know why you're so keen on that hunk of dirt.
不过是教你们如何干掉几个恶魔 So it tells you how to blast back a few demons?
我再造就是 I'll just make more.
我的黑眼珠小子们是无法摆脱的 萨曼莎 Can't get rid of all of my black-eyed boys, Samantha.
走着瞧 Yeah, we'll see.
备用计划有多少资金支持 All right. So, how much we got for plan "B"?
我们有伪造的信用卡 Uh, well, we got our hacked credit cards,
两千美元 还有超市会员卡 $2,000, and a, uh, Costco membership.
第一件拍品 赫斯珀勒斯的护身符 Our first item, the amulet of hesperus.
起拍价是 三吨矮人黄金 Let's start the bidding with, um, three tons of dwarven gold?
这位女士 Ah. This lady.
现价三吨 您出多少 四吨 I have three. Do I have, uh, four?
四吨 这位先生 Ah. Four, gentlemen here.
现价四吨 您出五吨 五吨 Four. Going for five. Five?
这位女士出五吨 Five to this lady.
有第二备用计划吗 Plan "C"?
更待何时 Big time.
还有出价吗 还有吗 Any other bids? Any other bids?
我去下洗手间 I'm gonna use the restroom.
成交 Sold.
不好意思 Oh, sorry.
这里不是男厕所 This isn't the men's room.
好 Okay.
下一件拍品 托尔的武器 雷神之锤 Our next item up for bid, the hammer of Thor, Mjoelnir.
冰霜巨人伊米尔的指骨 A finger bone from the frost giant Ymir.
指骨 外加 Uh...the bone and, uh,
处女的八分之五 5/8 of a virgin.
成交 Ah. Sold.
第二备用计划失败 Plan "C" tanked.
不如试试白痴计划 Maybe you should try plan "D" for dumbass.
下一件 神之语 上帝之语 Our next lot, the word of God, capital "G" --
非常古老 非常珍贵 Very old, very rare.
三十亿美元 $3 billion.
《蒙娜丽莎》 The "Mona Lisa."
《蒙娜丽莎》真品 无上装的那版 The real "Mona Lisa," where she's topless.
梵蒂冈城 Vatican City.
阿拉斯加 Alaska.
佩林做州长的偏远之地 敬谢不敏 Palin and a bridge to nowhere? No, thanks.
好吧 月球 All right. The moon.
你出月球 You're bidding the moon?
对呀 是地狱属地 Yeah. Claimed it for hell.
真以为叫巴斯的家伙不做交易就上得了太空 Think a man named Buzz gets to go into space without making a deal?
先生们 抱歉 Ah. I'm sorry, gentlemen.
看来我们的预期底价并没有达到 It seems that our reserve price has not been met.
为了刺激诸位的竞价热情 So in order to stimulate the bidding,
我们增添一件拍品 we're going to add an item to this lot --
凯文·谭 上帝的先知 Kevin Tran, prophet of the lord.
不 No!
谭先生是世上唯一能够读懂神之语的人 Mr. Tran is the only person on earth who can read this tablet,
这一对拍品珠联璧合 which makes them a perfect matching set.
你是买不起的 So out of your league.
有人出价吗 So, do I hear a bid of --
不 停下 No, stop!
你们要什么我都给 I'll give you whatever you want.
我的养老金 还有房子 I have a 401K, my house.
非常慷慨 谭夫人 Good effort, Ms. Tran,
可我恐怕价钱远不是你能力所及 but I'm afraid this is a little out of your price range.
我的灵魂 My soul.
妈 不要 Mom, don't!
我出我的灵魂 I bid my soul!
你确定吗 这可是重大决定 Are you sure? That's a big move.
有趣 Interesting.
如果你们要的是灵魂 If it's souls that you're after,
我可以给你们一百万 I can give you a million souls.
飞行小子 你不加入吗 Hey, flyboy, are you gonna get in on this?
我们守护天堂里的灵魂 不能拿来交易 We guard the souls in heaven. We don't horse-trade them.
那么我们成交 So we have a deal.
关键不在于数量 It's not about the quantity, chief.
而在于牺牲 It's about the sacrifice.
这位女士的灵魂是她最宝贵的东西 This little lady's soul is the most valuable thing she has.
是她的一切 It's everything.
你愿意付出一切吗 克劳力先生 Are you willing to offer everything, Mr. Crowley?
要快哦 Tick-tock.
好吧 你赢了 Fine. You win.
我出 I bid...
我的灵魂 my own soul!
克劳力先生 你没有灵魂 Mr. Crowley, you don't have a soul.
恭喜你 甜心 Congrats, sweetheart.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you. Thank you.
失去灵魂 Losing my soul
会疼吗 is it going to hurt?
很可能 Probably.
我会死吗 Will I die?
不 但你会希望自己死了 No. You'll just wish you were dead.
好吧 Okay.
时候到了 It's time.
你没事吧 You all right?
没事 Yeah.
让我单独待会儿行吗 Can I -- can I just have a minute?
迪恩 这可糟透了 Dean, this sucks.
你开玩笑吗 Are you kidding me?
我们要永远关上地狱之门 We're about to close the gates of hell forever.
要我说 是我们占便宜了 If you ask me, we got off cheap.
抱歉 女士 Excuse me, Miss.
你好 我叫萨...阿尔菲 Hi. My name is Sam-- Alfie.
我是天使 I'm an angel.
你在香肠店工作 Who works at Wiener Hut?
不 这是...这不重要 No. This is, uh -- it doesn't matter.
你刚刚的所作所为真的很惊人 Uh, what you did in here was amazing,
我想告诉你 and I want you to know that
我和我的朋友可以保护你儿子 my friends and I can protect your son.
温彻斯特兄弟很特别 The Winchesters are exceptional men,
但是 他们也只是人类 but...they're just men.
如果凯文和我们在一起 If Kevin comes with us --
不 不 Oh, no, no.
上一次 天使们试图帮助我儿子 The last time that angels tried to help my son,
我亲眼看着他们死去 I watched them die,
而凯文失踪了近一年 and Kevin went missing for a year.
所以 无意冒犯 So, no offense,
但是这次我要相信他们 but I'm gonna take my chances with them.
雷神之锤 我好想你 Mjoelnir, I've missed you.
那孩子在哪 Where's the kid?
你打算怎么处理她的灵魂 What are you gonna do with her soul?
想怎么就怎样 Whatever I want.
也许会卖了它 I might sell it,
也许会像对待其他珍贵物品一样 藏起来 or maybe I'll just tuck it away with my other precious objects,
夜里用它们取暖 let them keep me warm at night.
亲爱的 就等你准备好了 Whenever you're ready, dear.
等等 Wait!
你们好 孩子们 Hello, boys.
克劳力 Crowley.
不 不可能 有屏障法术 No. You can't. My warding spells.
你的小妞告诉了我几处漏洞 Your girl Friday showed me a few loopholes.
无意冒犯 但是这次我要相信他们 No offense, but I'm going to take my chances with them.
现在 那么做 Now, that...
非常非常愚蠢 ...was very, very stupid!
只不过花了我在南太平洋的一座岛屿 And all it cost me was an island in the south Pacific.
我爱死交易了 I love a bargain.
虽然不能完全施展开 但是也够了 Can't do all my tricks, but I can do enough.
从她身上滚出来 Get out of her!
要是每次有人对我这么大叫 If I had a nickel for every time
我就能获得五美分的话 someone screamed that at me...
克劳力 发现了你女性化的一面吗 Getting in touch with your feminine side, huh, Crowley?
差不多吧 Something like that.
去抓住他 Well, come and get him.
二取一也不错 One out of two ain't bad.
看好那孩子 Watch the kid!
凯文 别去 让迪恩去解决 Kevin, don't! Let Dean take care of it.
萨姆 闪开 Sam, move!
不要 Don't!
你知道有什么是比一座私人岛屿更好吗 You know what's better than one private island?
两座私人岛屿 Two private islands.
好了 还给我 Okay. Give it back.
还给我 Give it back.
你从哪弄来的处女的八分之五 Where'd you get the 5/8 of a virgin?
不要 Oh, no.
妈妈 Mom!
真令人兴奋啊 Well, that was exciting.
祝你们顺利关上地狱之门 Good luck closing the gates to hell...
在没有这个的情况下 ...without this.
亲爱的妈妈脑海中盘旋的思想可真让人吃惊 Surprising what mommy dearest has rattling around in her head.
想知道你亲生父亲是谁吗 Want to know who your real father is?
-令人震惊 -克劳力 - Scandalous. - Crowley!
凯文 我知道我们不是伙伴 I know we're not mates, Kevin,
但送你一个字的建议 跑 but one word of advice -- run.
跑得远远的 越快越好 Run far and run fast.
因为温彻斯特兄弟 'Cause the Winchesters --
他们习惯利用别人 well, they have a habit of using people up
然后看着他们鲜血淋漓的死去 and watching them die bloody.
再见了 Toodles.
她说什么了吗 Has she said anything?
听着 凯文 你妈妈所经历的 Listen, Kev, what your mom went through --
是地狱 It's hell.
相信我 我了解 Trust me, I know.
但她似乎很坚强 她会振作起来的 But she seems tough. She'll pull it together.
你想杀死她 You tried to kill her.
孩子 在这样的时候 Kid, in this life --
闭嘴 Shut up!
我再也不想听你们该死的演讲了 I don't want to hear any more of your crappy speeches.
我只想单独和我妈说会话 I just want to talk to my mom alone.
好的 Sure.
五分钟 Five minutes.
妈 Mom...
迪恩 刚刚你真的是要 Dean, were you really going to, uh...
-干嘛 -撕开深爱儿子的母亲的喉咙吗 - What? - Slit soccer mom's throat?
是的 我希望我撕开了 Yeah, I was. I wish I had.
迪恩 Dean --
萨姆 那是克劳力 It was Crowley, Sam.
不管他在哪个肉身里 No matter what meat suit he's in,
我都应该用刀切了他 I should have knifed him.
是的 这样做很不好 我也会恨我自己 I mean, yeah, it would have sucked, and I would have hated myself,
但是只是又多了一个噩梦而已 不是吗 but what's one more nightmare, right?
你有没有觉得那里有点太安静了 It seem a little quiet in there to you?
凯文 Kevin?
凯文 Kevin!
开什么玩笑 You've got to be kidding me!
看这里 Hey.
什么 What?
上面说什么 What's it say?
他们逃走了 我们不应该去追 Uh, that they bolted, that we shouldn't come looking,
既然我们没了石碑 and since we lost the tablet,
凯文觉得我们不需要他了 Kevin figures we don't need him.
没错 但是克劳力有石碑 Yeah, but Crowley still does.
那孩子想什么呢 What's that kid thinking?!
他觉得对我没用处的人都会死 He thinks people I don't need anymore they end up dead.
迪恩 那...那不是真的 你知道的 Dean, that -- that -- that's not true. You know that.
迪恩 迪恩 Dean! Dean!
迪恩 Dean!