嘿 Stuart Oh, hey, Stuart, i got you
我从太空给你带了个小纪念品回来 A little souvenir from my trip to space.
哇塞 Howard 你人真好！ Well, Howard, that's very nice of you.
你先打开看看再下结论吧 Yeah, maybe. open it first.
这是我在NASA的官方肖像 It's my official NASA portrait.
“Stuart 你的漫画书店真是好得飞上了天 "to Stuart, your comic book store is out of this world.
就像照片里的这个男人一样” Just like the guy in this picture was."
友情提醒 他认为Walgreens（美国第一大药店连锁机构） For the record, he also thinks the Walgreens
和那些干洗店也好得飞上了天 And the dry cleaners are out of this world.
才不是嘞！ That's not true.
我是觉得Walgreens家自有品牌的抗酸剂 At the walgreens,
真有效 让我都“乐到月球上去了” I was "over the moon" for their store-brand antacids.
嘿 Stuart Hey, Stuart, i see you're getting ready
在准备你店里的万圣节派对呢？ For your halloween party.
是呀 这可是我一年一度的把妹机会 Yeah, it's my annual attempt to meet women.
第九次会好运吧（出自美国俚语：第三次会好运） Ninth time's the charm.
要我帮忙吗？ Would you like me to help?
我筹办的派对 I do have a certain je ne sais quoi
每次都有独家好东西（je ne sais quoi：法语） when I comes to soirees.
谢了不过我可付不起这些独家好东西 Thanks, but i can't afford je ne sais quois.
就一个“东西”要多少钱？ How much for just quois?
别担心钱 You know, you don't worry about money.
-我会帮你搞定一切的！ -真的吗？ I'll take care of everything. really?
真的 你肯定会喜欢的 我办的派对谁家的都比不上 Yeah, you'll love it. ain't no party like a koothra-party.
你们知道什么一点都不像个派对吗？ But you know what wasn't a party?
哈萨克斯坦的酒店 That hotel in kazakhstan
火箭发射前你只能住在那里 They put you up in before the launch.
这可是在地球的最后一晚 I mean, it's your last night on earth.
结果连个成人频道都木有！ You'd think you'd get one porn channel.
你有没有发现 Howard不管接到什么话 Have you noticed that Howard can take any topic
都能扯过去提醒你他去过太空？ And use it to remind you that he went to space?
这个假设有意思！ Interesting hypothesis.
我们来用科学方法验证下 Let's apply the scientific method,
-做个试验 -好呀！ Perform an experiment. okay.
嘿 Howard 我们待会儿去哪吃晚饭呢？ Hey, Howard, any thoughts on where we should get dinner?
去哪都别去宇宙空间站 Anywhere but the space station.
晚饭就是一大袋肉馅糕 这还算好的呢 On a good day, dinner was a bag full of meat loaf.
但是 兄弟 你又不是去吃饭的 But, hey, you don't go there for the food,
你是去看风景的 You go there for the view.
太惊人了 It's fascinating.
我看看能不能做个重复性试验 Let me see if i can duplicate the result.
Howard 我一直在想 Howard, i've always thought
柠檬是一种被低估的水果 The lemon was an underrated fruit.
你觉得呢？ Care to weigh in?
我可不这么认为 Not really.
你看吧 Oh, well.
他们说联盟号航天舱就像个柠檬 You know, people say the soyuz capsule was a lemon.
但是 这柠檬载我去太空 还载我回来了呢 But, hey, that baby got me to space and back.
在芝士蛋糕店度过的女生之夜！ Ladies night at the cheesecake factory.
有什么比这更美好的吗？ Does it get any better than this?
我希望有 I hope so.
真心话：你认为 Question. do you think your husband's fondness
你丈夫如此钟爱高领毛衣 For turtlenecks is an expression of longing
是因为他想念自己被切除了的包皮吗？ For his missing foreskin?
根本就没有好一点 It's not getting any better.
额 是Leonard Uch. it's Leonard.
他想待会一起去买万圣节的装扮 He wants to go costume shopping later.
-我以为你喜欢万圣节呢 -我是喜欢...只是... I thought you liked halloween. i do, it's just
他想去那个漫画店举办的派对 He wants to go to that party at the comic book store.
我觉得爱在那边玩的人都有点古怪 A lot of the guys that hang out there are kind of creepy.
-你说我的丈夫吗？ -还有我的男朋友？ Like my husband? and my boyfriend?
额...抱歉...Amy I'm, i'm sorry, Amy.
你刚刚在说Howard的包皮什么？ You were saying something about Howard's foreskin?
转移得好 但是你一定要去那个派对 Nice try, but you have to go to that party
因为我们都会去 'cause we're going.
好 我会去的 Yeah, i'm gonna go.
只是我觉得在那里并不会玩得很开心 It's just not my idea of a good time.
Leonard邀请你去 没有让你觉得很开心吗？ Leonard does thing he doesn't like to make you happy?
是呀 但他是我男朋友 这是他应该做的啊！ Yeah, he's my boyfriend. isn't that, like, his job?
那你应该做什么？ Then what's your job?
给他机会让我开心啊！ Letting him make me happy.
我觉得恋爱中 I just think in relationships
你应该有所付出 才能有所回报 You get back what you put into them.
也不是都这样的 That's not always true.
昨晚我挑逗地望着Sheldon Last night i gave sheldon my best come-hither look,
而他回报给我的却是 And he responded by explaining how
解释小麦是如何被耕作的 Wheat came to be cultivated.
我想我也应该努力尝试一下 I guess i could probably try a little harder.
你可以从对他的工作感兴趣开始 You could start by taking an interest in his work.
额 这可是个问题 Yeah, that's kind of a problem.
为什么？ Why?
我不太明白他是干什么的 Not really clear on what he does.
他是个实验物理学家 He's an experimental physicist.
我知道 但我不大清楚那是什么意思 Yeah, i'm not really clear on what that means.
他提出假设 并设计方法 He takes hypotheses and designs protocols
然后判断假设的准确性 To determine their accuracy.
你说得我更糊涂了 Yeah, you're really just making it worse.
你想喝哪种茶？ What kind of tea would you like?
我想试下绿茶 I think i'm gonna try green tea
和柠檬果茶混在一起 Mixed with lemon zinger.
一个茶杯要两袋茶包？ Two tea bags in one cup?
你又不是在锐舞派对上 You're not at a rave.
嘿 Sheldon 我在想 So, listen, Sheldon, i was thinking,
这是我们俩作为情侣 Since this is gonna be our first
过的第一个万圣节派对 Halloween party as boyfriend and girlfriend,
我们一起穿情侣服去一定会很有意思 I thought it might be fun for us to go in a couples costume.
双手赞同！ I couldn't agree more.
真的吗？以我对你的认识 Really? i find that inconsistent
你这反应太不合理了 With everything i know about you.
怎么会呢？ Oh, oh, on the contrary.
能穿情侣服可是 Couples costumes are one of the few benefits
有男女朋友的为数不多的一个好处 Of being in a relationship.
你想想 我们走进Stuart的派对 You and i entering Stuart's party
所有的焦点都会集中在我们这对 And all eyes turn to see America's most beloved
美国最可爱迷人的小两口身上 And glamorous couple.
哇塞... Yeah?
R2-D2和C-3PO（星球大战系列的机器人） R2-D2 and C-3PO!
我要扮3PO！ Dibs on 3PO.
Sheldon 我说的情侣服的意思是 Sheldon, when i said couples costume,
像罗密欧和朱丽叶 I meant like romeo and juliet
或者灰姑娘和白马王子那种的 Or cinderella and prince charming,
而不是什么我根本不喜欢的幼稚电影里的两个机器人 Not two robots from some silly movie i don't even like.
拜托！ Okay!
我先不计较这个 I'm gonna let that slide
因为刚刚我没让你泡两个茶包 Because i know you're hopped up on tea bags.
每次都是我迁就你 I make compromises for you all the time.
就这次 我们能找找 Just this once, can't we find something
咱俩都喜欢的情侣服穿吗？ That we're both happy with?
好吧 要不考虑下20世纪 Fine. how about one of the most beguiling
最迷人最有影响力的一对 And influential couples of the 20th century?
休利特和帕卡德（惠普两位创始人） Hewlett and Packard.
我要扮休利特 Dibs on Hewlett.
干嘛 难道你想要休利特？ What, you want to be Hewlett?
有人在吗？ Anybody home?
嘿嘿嘿 什么风把你吹来了？ Hey-hey-hey, what are you doing here?
我就想顺便过来一趟 打个招呼 I just thought i'd stop by and say hello.
哦 好惊喜啊 Oh, what a nice surprise. oh.
你以前都没来过我的实验室吧 I don't think you've ever seen my lab before.
是呀 早就该来了 No, i know. it's long overdue.
那...你在干嘛呢？ So, what ya doing?
最好不是在制造一个机器人女朋友啊 Better not be building a robot girlfriend.
没有 不过Howard在遇到Bernadette之前 No. although Howard was making some real strides
确实在这方面取得了很大的成就 In that area until he met Bernadette.
-你在开玩笑吧？ -才没有呢！ You're kidding. nope.
现在那个丽莎3000就在箱子里 Now the lisa tronic 3000 just sits in a box
静静地等着华仔的来电 Waiting for the phone to ring.
咦 这是什么宝贝？ Ooh! what's going on in here?
别 别 别打开 Oh, no, no, no, don't look in there.
是什么机密吗？ What, is it secret?
不 是氮激光器 No, it's a nitrogen laser.
它能把你的眼球煮成糖心鸡蛋 It'll cook your eyeball like a soft-boiled egg.
你们最好标识清楚 Oh. you might want to put a sign on it.
那不标着呢 Sign right there.
“危险物品” 好吧 Ah. "danger," sure.
那个呢 那是什么？ Yeah. what's, what's that?
是离子阱与 Uh, that is an integrated ion trap
飞行时间质谱仪的组合 And time-of-flight mass spectrometer.
高科技 真洋气 Wow. high-techie-techie.
这个小盒子呢？ What's this little box?
转笔刀 That is a pencil sharpener.
这就没啥技术含量了 Ooh, low-techie-techie.
那你现在研究什么呢？ So, what are you working on right now?
这个实验其实挺赞的 It's actually pretty neat. yeah?
是用投影全息屏 Yeah. it's a front-projected holographic display
通过激光进行形体追踪 Combined with laser-based figure tracking.
给你展示一下 Here, i'll show you.
我们把铅笔放这儿 We'll just put this pencil over here.
削好的 多亏了刚那个转笔刀 Sharp. thanks to the machine we saw earlier.
有思想 Very good.
激光就能呈现出表面的反射映像 And then a laser will map the reflective surface...
走着 and voila.
真美 Wow. that is amazing.
弦理论的基本观点认为 You know, there's a foundational idea in string theory
整个宇宙可能是一副全息图 That the whole universe may be a hologram.
什么意思？ What do you mean?
唔 Oh!
哇 Wow.
嗯 Uh-huh.
全息原理解释说 Well, the holographic principle suggests
我们每天经历的三维的一切 That what we all experience every day in three dimensions
有可能只是一个平面上的信息而已 May really just be information
而这个平面就在 On a surface located
遥远的宇宙边缘 At the farthest reaches of our cosmos.
所以 我们可能每天就是 So it's possible that our lives are
在宇宙中最大的油画布上 Really just acting out a painting
描绘人生 On the largest canvas in the universe.
不错 Hmm.
什么？ What?
我有时会忘了你是个天才 Sometimes i forget how smart you are.
那你得经常来玩 You should visit more often.
你想干嘛？ What are you doing?
你给我脱衣服 Take off your clothes.
什么？在这儿？现在？ What? here? now?
你有意见？ Yeah. you got a problem with that?
怎么会 真疯狂 No, no. it's kind of crazy.
我没在实验室跟人亲热过 I've never fooled around in the lab before.
真的吗？从来没有？ Really? never?
没 我跟丽萨3000试过来着 No. i did have a shot with the lisatronic,
可惜延长线太短 But the extension cord wasn't long enough.
先说下菜单的问题 不然我会忘 Before i forget, i'd like your opinion on the menus
这是万圣节派对的菜单 说说你们的意见 I've prepared for the halloween party.
主题是黑夜觅食（改编自Dad's Army第六季第六集剧名） The theme is "food that goes bump in the night."
黑森林里火腿湖畔 "creature from the black forest ham lagoon."
长在芝麻面包上的生物 On sesame seed bunzillas.
蒜香面包总动员 "night of the living garlic bread"?
多有趣 听上去像僵尸总动员（bread与dead发音相近） It's funny because "bread" sounds like "dead".
不好意思 这些不都是普通食物吗 I'm sorry, but these are just ordinary foods
只不过名字硬扯上双关 With the names bent into tortured puns.
菜肴本身并没有万圣节的味道 The dishes themselves are in no way halloweenie.
Hallow-weenies（高飞家族中的剧集） Ooh, hallow-weenies!
这名字不错 That's a good one.
和“德古拉奶酪通心粉”简直是天作之合 They'll pair nicely with my "draculoni and cheese."
我真是个天才 How do i do it?!
你提醒我了 That reminds me, i was thinking
派对上我打算穿宇航服 About wearing my nasa jumpsuit as a costume.
可大家会说 But then i realized everyone would be, like,
你的服装呢？ "where's your costume?
怎么穿着工作服就来参加万圣节派对了 疯了吧 Why are you wearing your work clothes, you nut?"
好啊 孩子们 Hello, boys.
你笑什么劲？ What are you smiling at?
没啥 Nothing.
你们知道哪充斥着“没啥”吗？ You know where's there's a lot of nothing.
太空 Space.
哇 在有重力的床上睡觉真好 Boy, it's nice to sleep in a bed with gravity again.
我跟你讲过 Did i tell you about the night
我牙套浮走的那晚没？ My retainer floated out
从我嘴里跑到气塞上面了 Of my mouth and into the air lock?
你是有随口提过一两回 Yeah, you mentioned it once or twice.
瞧 So, here we are,
我们小夫妻团聚啦 Just a couple of young newlyweds.
做点什么好呢？ What to do?
要怎么处置你呢？ What to do to you?
宇航员Wolowitz 报告 开始嘿咻 Astronaut wolowitz, reporting for booty.
推进器预备 Preparing thrusters.
已经起飞 We have liftoff.
确定要脱这条睡裙吗？ Are we clear to jettison that nightgown?
行了 咱得谈谈 Okay, we need to talk.
怎么了？ What?
华仔 我知道你去了太空 Howie, i know you went to space.
我很骄傲 I'm incredibly proud of you.
可你 But you might want to try
别句句不离这事啊 And not bring it up every minute.
我没有不停地说啊 I don't talk about it every minute.
今天晚饭时你连着说了一个小时 Tonight at dinner you went on about it for an hour straight.
那不然说什么？ What was i supposed to talk about?
我们可是在Johnny Rockets（一家直译为“约翰尼火箭”的美国连锁餐馆）吃的饭啊！ We were eating at johnny rockets.
我的意思是 I'm just saying,
大家已经听腻了 People are getting a little tired of it.
也就是说 我有了这么大的成就 So, i did this amazing thing
应该只字不提吗？ And i'm never allowed to mention it?
你可以说的 Of course you can.
但最好是 But maybe a good rule would be
等他人提及的时候再说 To wait for people to bring it up.
好吧 我明白了 Okay, no problem.
不会再这样了 It won't happen again.
爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
你不知道我有多少次梦到这一刻 I can't tell you how many times i dreamed
你我同床共枕 那时我还在... I was in bed here with you when i was...
你懂的 You know.
干嘛 连指一下都不行啊 What, i can't even point?
其实这就是磁悬浮技术 So, basically, this is what's called mag-lev technology.
用强力电磁铁 It uses very powerful electromagnets
产生强于重力的力量 To create a force strong enough to overcome gravity.
给 拿着 Here, you hold this.
哎呦 挺沉 Whoa! that's heavy.
是呢 你没带什么首饰吧 Yeah. oh, uh, you don't have on any jewelry, do you?
没 怎么了？ No. why?
一个研究生因为忘了取他某处的环 A grad student forgot to take out one of his piercings.
落得现在需要器官移植 Now he's on a transplant list
等着和他的大小一样的乳头出现 Waiting for a nipple his size.
看 Now watch this.
好赞啊！ Whoa! that is very cool.
有时我喜欢把这个打开 Sometimes i like to turn this on
假装自己是万磁王（X战警里的反派角色） And pretend i'm the super villain magneto.
Leonard 别破坏气氛 It's getting a little less cool, leonard.
其实我的真实身份是一个聪明绝顶的科学家 But what i really am is a very smart scientist
不禁深知宇宙的运转机制 Who understands the mechanics of the universe
还穿着你买的性感黑底裤 And is wearing the sexy black underwear you bought him.
我们开始吧！ There we go.
我想派对的照相亭可以打造得 So, i thought the photo booth for the party could
像Mummy's Tomb（恐怖电影）一样让人害怕 Either be creepy like a mummy's tomb,
或者就用是神秘博士里的时光机？ Or they also have the tardis from doctor who.
时光机一点不相干 A tardis makes no sense.
不过是科幻电影里的时空穿梭机而已 It's a time machine from a science-fiction show.
和万圣节八杆子打不到一块儿去 It has nothing to do with halloween.
尽管如此 但要是你没有塔迪斯时光机的话 That being said, if you don't get a tardis,
你和你的派对都是一坨屎 You stink and your party stinks.
你有更喜欢哪个么？ Do you have a preference?
随便 就塔迪斯时光机好了 I don't care. get the tardis.
耶！这个这派对会超棒的 Yes! this party just became a major rager.
哦 顺便提一下 Oh, by the way,
我能借用一下你的牛鞭和软呢帽么？ Can i borrow your bullwhip and fedora?
恩 可以 随便 Yeah, sure, whatever.
我想打扮成印第安纳琼斯的 I was thinking of dressing up as indiana jones'
摩卡肤色的私生子 Mocha-skinned love child.
印度琼斯 "indian" jones.
牛逼 Clever.
你怎么了？ What's wrong with you?
没什么 Nothing.
哦 Howard 我还有个派对要准备呢 Oh, howard, i've got a party to plan.
不要让我逼你说出来 Don't make me pull it out of you.
好吧 是这样的 Okay, here it is.
Bernadette 说你们都烦我了 Bernadette said you guys are all sick of me
说我总是在讲在太空的经历 Talking about my trip to space.
是真的吗？ Is that true?
不是 是的 No. yes.
我们好像采取的方法有点不同 We seem to have different approaches here.
我是想要用实话帮忙 I was going for helpful honesty.
我不知道你在干嘛呢 I have no idea what you're doing.
这叫当好人 It's called being nice.
好吧 如果你觉得当好人 Okay. if you think being nice
可以让他闭嘴的话 我会试试的 Will get him to shut up, i'll try it.
好了大家 我再也不谈 You know what, guys? never mind. i just won't talk
我人生中最大的成就行了吧 About the greatest achievement of my life ever again.
看看啊 问题自行解决了 Look at that, the problem solved itself.
你们好 孩子们 Hello, boys.
如果我们打扮成 What if we were to go
餐桌最爱--盐和胡椒怎么样？ As dinner table favorites salt and pepper?
你知道盐会让我保持身体水分 而我的表弟William You know salt makes me retain water and my cousin william
就是在胡椒工厂事故中被碾死的 Was ground to death in a pepper factory accident.
那褴褛娃娃安和安迪怎么样？ How about raggedy ann and andy?
我从小就特别喜欢他们 I loved them growing up.
不 我觉得不好 No, i don't think so.
褴褛娃娃代表了三个我不喜欢的东西 Those dolls represent three things I do not care for
小丑 孩子 还有褴褛 Clowns, children and raggediness.
我觉得这事没戏了 I think it's a lost cause.
不 有些东西是可以向这个世界证明 No. there are certain things that say to the world,
“我是有男朋友的 而且他不是瞎编出来的” "i have a boyfriend, and he's not made up."
情侣服 Matching costumes,
种草莓和性爱录像带 Hickeys and sex tapes.
选一个吧 Pick one.
什么是种草莓？ What's a hickey?
我看起来怎么样？ How do i look?
挺好 Fine.
啊哦 好像某人有点蓝（郁闷）啊 Uh-oh, is someone a little blue?
拜托 华仔 这是我这辈子说过的 Come on, howie, that's like the funniest thing
最搞笑的事情了 I've ever said in my life.
你怎么样？准备好了吗？ What do you say? you ready to go?
跟你说实话吧 我没什么心情去 To tell you the truth, i'm not really in the mood.
你说什么呢？ What are you talking about?
这会很好玩的 你所有的朋友都会去的 It'll be fun. all your friends'll be there.
是啊 有些朋友 他们都觉得我很无聊 Yeah, some friends. they all think i'm boring.
不然你自己去吧 别带我了 Maybe you should go without me.
不 如果我一个人在那里 人们会觉得 No, if i'm there alone, people might think
我只是阿凡达里的一个小矮人而已 I'm just a really short person from avatar.
我很抱歉 我真的不想去 I'm sorry. i just don't want to go.
嘿 我刚花了三个小时把自己涂蓝 Hey, i just spent the last three hours coloring myself blue.
我要花一个月才能 I'm gonna be washing paint out
把蓝精灵的颜色洗掉！ Of my smurf for a month!
好吧 Fine.
两周前我还是个宇航员 Two weeks ago i was an astronaut.
对 但是你现在是个蓝精灵 快走 Yeah, well, now you're a smurf. keep walking.
哦 我的天啊 你们俩看起来超级可爱！ oh, my god, you guys look adorable!
谢谢 你也是 Thanks, so do you.
你们扮的是淫荡警察？ Slutty cop?
不 性感警察 No, sexy cop.
淫荡的警察只有一条短裙和两个徽章 Slutty cop only came with a skirt and two badges.
和阿尔伯特爱因斯坦？ And albert einstein?
恩 而且等会儿她会以 Ja, und later she's going to arrest me
超过光速的罪名逮捕我 For goink fashter zen da shpeed of light.
我们在车里说好了的 不要学口音 I thought we said in the car, no accents?
抱歉 长官 Sorry, officer.
你好！ Hello!
这个派对太棒了！ It's a great party!
谢谢！ Thank you!
这些怪物食物真的很有趣 The monster foods, they're really fun.
哦 是的 谢谢 Oh, yes, thank you.
我就喜欢想这种有趣的事 因为我这人很有趣 I like to think of fun things like that because i'm fun.
而且绝对没有临床抑郁症 I'm not clinically depressed at all.
Sheldon 进来！ Sheldon, get in here!
我应该选种草莓的 I should've picked hickey.
嘿 嘿 看看你们俩！ Hey, hey, look at you guys!
我是褴褛娃娃安 他是褴褛娃娃c-3po (星球大战人物) I'm raggedy ann, and he's raggedy c-3po.
这是一个妥协 我输了 It was a compromise. i lost.
你能相信Stuart正在到处 Can you believe stuart's walking around
炫耀这个派对都是他的功劳吗？ Taking credit for this party?
管他呢？ Who cares?
什么叫“管他呢”？ What do you mean "who cares"?
看看我都给你们准备的都是什么 look at what i put out for you
超赞的DJ The deejay's on fire, there's a
后面的屋子里还有个塔迪斯时光机的照相亭 tardis photo booth in the back room again?
还有这些超赞的吃的！ And, oh, my god, the food!
Stuart当初就只想买卡夫意面和奶酪呢 Stuart wanted kraft draculoni and cheese.
你是对的 派对棒极了 拜托 多告诉我一点吧 You're right, the party's fantastic. please, tell me more.
我这一整周还没听够呢 I haven't heard enough about it all week
听这个可从来都不腻！ Because hearing about that never gets old!
这又是关于我们不想你总聊太空那件事吗？ Is this about the space thing again?
好吧 我不能讲这件事 Well, i'm not allowed to talk about it,
但是既然你提起来了 老子是去过太空了 But since you brought it up, i went to space!
太空 太空 太空！太空 太空 太空！ Space, space, space! space, space, space!
哇 酒鬼蓝精灵 Whoa, drinky smurf.
我能跟你谈谈吗？ Can i talk to you for a second?
很好 现在我有麻烦了 Great, now i'm in trouble.
你高兴了？！ You happy?!
出去！ You, out!
你太过分了！ You are being very rude!
不 我没有 他们才都很过分！ No, i'm not. they're all being rude.
而且你也很过分 And you're being rude.
我？我做了什么？ Me? what did i do?
“哦 华仔... "oh, howie...
“别再总是谈论太空了 "stop talking about space so much.
没人喜欢的” Nobody likes it."
我的声音才不是那样呢 I don't sound like that.
你是我的妻子 You're my wife.
你应该站在我这边的 You're supposed to be on my side.
我一直都站在你这边啊 I'm always on your side.
那你为什么还要把太空从我这里抢走？ Then why are you trying to take this away from me?
成为一个宇航员是 Being an astronaut is
我做过的最酷的事了 The coolest thing i'm ever gonna do.
如果我不谈这个的话 那我就只是... If i stop talking about it, then i'm just...
只是什么？ Just what?
只是原来那个平凡的Howard Wolowitz而已 Just plain old howard wolowitz again.
原来那个平凡的Howard Wolowitz是我认识的最好的男人 Plain old howard wolowitz is the best guy i know.
你就这么一说而已 You're just saying that.
不是的 我嫁给了他 No, i'm not. i married him.
是有原因的 On purpose.
过来 Come here.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
没什么好看的 只是性感警察的事 Nothing to see here. just sexy police business.
只是在解释相对论 Just explaining the theory of relativity.
两次 Twice.
嘿 你在看什么呢？ Hey, what you watching?
我不知道 I don't know.
Raj给我发了个巴兹奥尔德林（第二个登上月球的美国宇航员）的视频 Raj sent me some video of buzz aldrin.
给你 这是个银河系(一种糖的名字) Here you go. it's a milky way.
银河系是太空中的一个星系 The milky way's a galaxy in space.
我去过太空哦 I've been in space.
这是火星棒(另一种糖) Here's a mars bar.
我是一个宇航员 I'm an astronaut.
这个是月亮派(还是糖) And this one's a moon pie.
我在月亮上走过哦 I walked on the moon.
你做过什么？ What have you done?
好吧 我懂了 Okay, i get it.