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翻译：小黎 慕风夕 想往D only018 圈圈 宅女之后
翻译：红豆包 初校：Ethan 迷藏 爱是李 Bony
时间轴：加森 Jimmy贝壳 后期：冰河 监制：苹果
八卦天后
第六季 第六集
"八卦天后"在此 这是你了解 Gossip girl here-- your one and only source
曼哈顿名流们绯闻的唯一渠道 into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite.
我们能不能把视频关掉 Can we please turn it off?
你误导我 让我觉得我和她都结束了 You manipulated me into thinking that it was over
好让我背叛她 so I would cheat on her,
我不能娶一个总是会爆料出性录像带 and I can't marry someone who always has another sex tape
或是出人意料搞阴谋的人 or surprise scheme up their sleeve.
你想吃个汉堡吗 You wanna grab a burger?
所以巴特通过马匹交易 So Bart was using the horses to hide the money
来隐藏非法购买石油的钱 he was buying illegal oil with?
他这么做是为了避免进联邦监狱 He did it so he could avoid federal prison.
是洛拉还给我的 Lola returned it to me.
那是茜茜留给卡萝的那部分财产 That's Carol's portion of Cece's estate.
我从来没想过我会如此感激茜茜·罗兹 I never thought I'd be grateful to CeCe Rhodes.
埃莉诺小姐打来电话 说她看了舞会的照片 Miss Eleanor call. She saw photos of cotillion.
她说她要回家拯救你的教养灾难 She say she come home to fix decorum disaster.
都说早起的鸟儿有虫吃 They say the early bird gets the worm.
励志之极 如果你是只鸟的话 Inspiring motivation... if you're the bird.
但是 虫儿却不知道 The worm, however, has no idea
她的未来何时 when her future will be plucked away
会被飞翔的猎食者啄食 by the next airborne attacker.
我妈妈的飞机45分钟前降落了 My mother's plane landed 45 minutes ago.
振作起来 各位 Look, alive, people!
因为沙龙舞会和瑟琳娜的性爱录影带有关 She was so furious that my cotillion dress was associated
她都快气疯了 with Serena's sickening sex tape.
万事都必须做到完美 Everything must be perfect.
"完美"可不包括小偷小摸看花边新闻 And "perfect" does not include tabloid contraband.
拿过来 Hand it over.
布莱尔·霍道夫 阴谋女皇
别让它出现在我眼前 Get this out of my sight.
不能让我母亲看到这桩下流的复仇事件 My mother cannot see that revenge smut.
转念一想 我要你和它一起消失 On second thought, you go with it.
汉弗瑞竟敢写我搞阴谋耍手段 How dare Humphrey write that I am conniving, manipulative,
满脑子还是高中的事 and stuck in high school?
我又不是只会瞎策划 不会做实事 I am not all scheme and no substance.
把寂寞男孩惹毛了可不好玩 Hell have no fury like a lonely boy scorned.
他无关紧要 Well, he doesn't matter.
在我母亲看到裙子的订单时 When my mother sees the dress orders,
她会忙着给我唱赞歌 she will be so busy singing my praises
而没时间理会 that she won't have time to pay attention to--
理会什么 布莱尔 Pay attention to what, Blair?
你不想让我注意到什么 What don't you want me paying attention to?
妈妈 欢迎回家 Mother! Welcome home!
这什么意思 演《唐顿庄园》吗 What is this, "Downton Abbey"?
英剧唐顿庄园 剧中贵族庄园众仆人列队迎接庄主回归
所有人 回去工作 Everyone, back to work!
多洛塔 你什么时候变成裁缝了 Dorota, when did you become a seamstress?
去拿我的包 Get my bags,
放回家里 好好保管 take them back to the house and start keeping it.
你是糊弄不了我的 This is not fooling anyone.
你 去办公室 现在 You. Office. Now.
我知道你很生气 妈妈 I know you're upset, mother,
但是我的舞裙已被 but my cotillion dress has already been ordered
三B品牌订购了 by the three B's--
巴尼斯 伯德弗 Barneys, Bergdorf's,
还有不够大牌但勉强能充数的布鲁明戴尔 and the lesser but still relevant Bloomingdale's.
三家均为时装品牌店
我完成了你的目标 I achieved your goal.
代价是我公司的名声 At the cost of my company's reputation.
几个订单可不能弥补 A few sales do not make up
走秀场上的脱衣表演和性爱录影带 for a runway strip show and sex tapes,
还有没有横条纹的条纹裙 and bandage dresses without the--the bandages.
我承认营销战略 Well, I admit a shift in marketing strategy
是略有转移 may be called for.
不 问题比这个更严重 No, the--the issue goes deeper than that,
布莱尔 问题在于你 Blair. It's you.
你和你的...你的双重人格 You and your-- your split personality.
你肯定是指我单挑多项任务的能力 Well, you must be referring to my ability to multitask.
我是指你的黑暗狡诈 I am referring to your dark and scheming
还有坦白说 非正常性态度的那一面 and, frankly, sexually inappropriate side.
我更愿意把自己看做思想开明之人 I like to think of myself as open-minded?
据我所知 For as long as I can remember,
你一直在两种本性中纠结 you have struggled between your two natures.
我知道你是个美丽 聪慧 I know that you are a beautiful, intelligent,
野心勃勃的年轻商业女性 ambitious young businesswoman.
但是如果你想继续执掌 But if you want to continue to run
我价值上亿美元的公司 my multimillion-dollar corporation,
离经叛道的那一半必须去掉 the deviant half has to go.
要永远地去掉 For good!
我明白 I understand.
不会有问题的 There won't be an issue.
我的格蕾丝·凯丽会击败我的格蕾丝·琼斯滴 My Grace Kelly can defeat my Grace Jones.
前者为嫁入摩纳哥皇室的美国女演员 后者为以雌雄同体形象著称的牙买加另类歌手
没问题 No problem.
坦白说 洛拉把茜茜的那部分财产 Well, honestly, I've-- I've slept so much better
归还我之后 我的睡眠好多了 that Lola returned the money from CeCe's estate to me.
很抱歉我一直都没告诉你事实的真相 I'm really sorry I kept that a secret from you.
我很高兴 一切都大白于天下了 I'm just glad everything's out in the open
而你的这笔钱也及时的拯救了今晚画廊的大开张 and you had the money to save the gallery in time for tonight's opening.
画廊终于开张了 我太激动了 I'm so excited it's finally happening.
还有什么最后时刻的小事 Are there any last-minute details
需要我照看吗 you want me to take care of?
我们得给餐饮负责人出席人数 Well, we need to give the caterer a final head count.
你还记得我们有多少回复吗 Do you remember how many R.S.V.P.'s we had?
我没查过 但是 I never checked, but...
我确定大家都会来的 I'm sure everyone's coming.
有什么不对吗 What's wrong?
这肯定不对 Well, this can't be right.
全都回复深表遗憾 They're all regrets.
你的艺术界人脉网络是怎么了 What happened to your art world connections?
鲁弗斯·汉弗瑞画廊 参加活动 不参加 未回复
没有艺术论坛编辑参加 No art forum editor.
没有显赫的收藏家 就连拜克斯都回"不" No major collectors. Hey, even Bex said "no."
到底发生了什么 What the hell happened?
你又在看帝国大厦的监控录像了 You surfing the Empire CCTV again?
奥莉薇亚·芒恩[演员]住在这儿吗 What, is Olivia Munn staying here?
这不是帝国大厦 Wrong place.
这是范德·伍德森楼的安保录影带 This is the security footage from the Van der Woodsen building.
你是怎么搞到这个的 How'd you get your hands on that?
虽然没法贿赂瓦尼亚 但是夜间看门人 Well, Vanya can't be bribed, but the night doorman
非常欢迎现金入账 was remarkably open to a cash payment.
你在找什么 So what are you looking for?
艾薇住在公寓里时 When Ivy was in the apartment,
说过巴特曾走进门 she said Bart walked in
手里紧紧握着一个信封 with an envelope he held on to rather tightly.
我想看看有没有 I was hoping to see
退信地址或某些特殊标记 a return address or some distinguishing marks.
找到什么了吗 Did you find anything?
当然 Indeed.
信封的封口 The envelope had the seal
是苏丹第一国际银行的 of the First International Bank of Sudan.
是他非法交易石油的财务记录吗 The financial records from his illegal oil trade?
应该是 但巴特那天早上停了所有账户 I assume so, but Bart closed all the accounts that morning.
而且他不可能让你看信封里有什么 And he's not about to show you what's in the envelope
或告诉你它在哪 or tell you where it is.
他不会 但是别人可能会 He won't, but someone else might.
是布鲁斯·卡普兰在那天早上 Bruce Caplan dropped the envelope off
把信封交给巴特的 to Bart that morning.
那个拜斯商务经理吗 The Bass business manager?
他不会告诉你任何有关巴特的秘密 He won't spill any of Bart's secrets to you.
他是不会 但是如果是《观察家》的头儿 He won't, but if the head of "the Spectator" were
咨询商业管理建议 to ask for business management advice...
他搞不好会走漏口风 He might accidentally let something slip.
有美人美酒相陪 更易吐真言 Especially if it's the kind of meeting that loosens lips.
好的 Okay.
好 谢谢 Yeah. Thank you.
我总算知道为什么没人来揭幕式了 I figured out why no one's coming to our opening.
原来今晚在康纳德有场大型慈善义卖 Turns out there's a huge benefit tonight at the Conrad
为艺术作品基金会筹款 猜猜谁是主办方 for the art production fund. Guess who's hosting.
是莉莉 Lily.
她一定是算准了 She must've figured out
你什么时候筹备画廊开幕 when you were planning on opening your gallery,
故意安排一场慈善义卖来拆你的台 scheduled her own benefit to sabotage you.
她不仅是拆我的台 It's not just me she's sabotaging.
我的艺术家们也遭殃了 It's my artists, too.
这场画展对他们来说意义重大 This group show was a big deal to them.
没人来参加 我怎么向他们交代 How am I gonna explain that no one's coming
难道要解释说这都是因为前妻报复心太强吗 because of my vindictive ex-wife?
如果她取消义卖 大家就都会来了 Everyone would still come if her event was canceled.
她才不会为了我取消这种大型义卖呢 She's not gonna cancel a huge benefit for me.
她甚至都不接我电话 She won't even take my call.
我不是打给她 I'm not calling her.
我是打给艺术作品基金会 I'm calling the art production fund.
艺术作品基金会
我想捐钱 I feel like donating some money.
早上好 丹尼尔 Good morning, Daniel.
早上好 Good morning.
多谢你让我住艾瑞克的房间 Thank you for letting me stay in Eric's room.
我给你和巴特也倒一杯吧 Can I make you and Bart a cup?
不 不用了 谢谢 巴特出城了 No. I'm good, thanks. And Bart is out of town.
维亚宽多罗: 著名意大利西餐厅
我要在慈善义卖开始前去趟维亚宽多罗 I'm on my way to Via Quadronno to meet the girls
见见那些女孩 before my benefit meeting.
事情准备得怎么样 How's that going, by the way?
办派对时没有丈夫站在我身边指指点点 I forgot how much I enjoy throwing a party
我都快忘了那是多美妙的感觉 without having my husband standing over my shoulder, judging me.
当然 我指的的鲁弗斯 I mean Rufus, of course,
不是巴特 Not Bart.
抱歉 丹尼尔 Forgive me, Daniel.
你说的是事实 我不会介意 You can never offend me with the truth.
低脂卡布奇诺 多加奶泡少加糖 Nonfat cappuccino, extra foam, no sugar.
你还记得 You remembered.
是啊 那是很久以前的事了 Yeah,it's been a while,
那时候我们在同一屋檐下 almost as long as since we woke up
早上醒来一起喝咖啡 in the same apartment together.
如果你没和霍道夫纠缠的话 还会如此 Unless you count the Waldorfs'. Remember?
我都忘了这章节是今天发布 I certainly forgot this was coming out today.
布莱尔·霍道夫：阴谋女王
是啊 今年我们和很多人的关系都破裂了 Yeah. We've both burned a lot of bridges this year.
但至少我们还有彼此 But at least we have each other.
你能让我住在这里 我十分感激 And I couldn't be more grateful for you letting me camp out,
但我不能厚着脸皮住太久 But I-I don't want to overstay my welcome.
《名利场》终于给了我第一笔钱 I finally got my first paycheck for "Vanity fair,"
我想是时候离开了 so I think it's time for me to find my own place
让你过回原有的生活 and let you get back to your life.
是啊 我们不能在这里躲一辈子 Yeah. I mean, we can't hide out here forever.
但如果你想找新住处 But,if you--if you need to find a new place,
我认识一个人 她人脉很广 I-I know someone who knows everyone,
这个人对房地产有天生的直觉 who has terrific instincts for real estate,
而且刚好有一下午时间可以 and who happens to have an afternoon free
陪你去看公寓 to look at apartments with you.
是谁 Who?
好吧 没错 就是你 好吧 Right. Yeah, that's you. Okay.
你对周围环境有什么要求 So do you have any idea what neighborhood you want?
我现在只想住的离我爸远远的 I can't get far enough away from my dad right now,
显然不能住布鲁克林了 So Brooklyn's out.
不如住在上东区吧 So upper east side?
也不用住那么好的地方 I was--I was thinking lower.
你笑什么 What's funny about that?
我知道你喜欢对别人说 I know you like the idea
你住在下东区的临街公寓 of saying you live in an L.E.S. Walk-up,
但我们都心知肚明 but we both know you well enough to know
你内心渴望住在西村的公寓套间 you secretly long for a condo in the west village.
好吧 住高级公寓当然好 Fine. A doorman would be nice,
但我得看租金 量力而为 but I'll just lie about how much rent I pay.
西村：纽约反主流文化的大本营
好吧 我们先搭车去西村那边看看 Okay, let's take a cab to west fourth then.
不 我们骑车去 No, we got a ride.
你买了辆小摩托? You bought Va espa?
没错 我都忘了你有多痴迷小摩托 That's right. I forgot how much you like Vespas.
我今年夏天在意大利都骑上瘾了 But I got so used to driving one around Italy this summer
回来以后都离不开它了 that I decided I couldn't live without.
来吧 上车 Here. Hop on.
瑟琳娜 瑟琳娜 Serena! Serena!
我超爱你的那段性爱录像 I loved that sex tape!
瑟琳娜 瑟琳娜 看这里 Serena, Serena, over here!
不 No.
瑟琳娜 转过来 笑一笑 Turn around and give me a smile, Serena.
什么时候出续集 说说吧 When's the sequel? Talk to us.
现场播报 S和D 重温美好时光 Spotted-- S. And D. Getting cozy again.
连我都要承认 他们飞驰离去的样子可爱极了 Even I have to admit they sure look cute on that scooter.
天啊 那感觉棒极了 My gosh. That was amazing!
杰森·伯恩:《谍影重重》男主角
你就像杰森·伯恩一样 You were-- you were like Jason Bourne,
在人行道上横冲直撞 riding up on the sidewalk.
我知道那段性爱录像流传很广 You know, that sex tape-- I knew it went viral,
可我没想到会这样 but I didn't expect that.
媒体来势汹汹 Given the media circus,
也许今天不太适合去找公寓 maybe today's not the day to be searching for apartments.
TMZ：美国名人消息网
没人想接待绯闻缠身的房客 Nobody wants a tenant trailed by TMZ.
好极了 好吧 我们还是别在街上闲晃了 That's great. All right, we should probably get off the streets.
好吧 我们去喝杯东西 Yeah. I could use a drink.
我想到一个地方 You know what? I know a place
没人会找到我们 where no one will think to look for us.
好极了 Perfect.
谢谢 Thank you.
布鲁斯 你还需要点什么吗 So, Bruce, is there anything else I can get you?
美酒和美女是我最爱的组合 Crystal and cristal is my favorite combination.
但我们还是言归正传 But maybe we'd better get
聊聊你说的紧急商业问题吧 to that urgent business matter you mentioned.
有关《观察家》的某些财政状况 There are certain things about "The spectator" Finances
我想保密 I would like to remain confidential.
我想想你请教 I wonder if you could advise me
最安全的保密办法 on the safest way to keep those hidden.
保管机密信息是我的专长 Storing confidential information is... a specialty of mine.
但我喜欢对客户进行一对一服务 But I like to work on a client-by-client basis.
能举例说明吗 Could you give me some examples?
抱歉 我要为客户保守秘密 I'm sorry. My clients depend on my discretion.
而且 我也不想现在谈 Besides, I don't want to talk about that now.
把你的账目给我 我会分析并提出建议 Send me your books. I'll make a recommendation.
同时 In the meantime,
我更愿意在别的地方开这种会 I... would like to take the rest of this... meeting... elsewhere.
别忘了您的夹克 Don't forget your jacket.
谢谢 Thanks.
你怎么没套出话就放他走了 Why did you let him leave without getting the information?
他不会说的 He wasn't gonna give it to me,
所以我只好自己动手了 So I figured I'd just take it.
我承认你在采取措施 I will admit you have taken steps.
比如给沙龙舞会的每位董事会成员 Like the--the peonies were an elegant addition
寄去手写的致歉信 to the handwritten apologies you sent
其上还用牡丹作为优雅点缀 to each of the board members of the cotillion.
波比的慈善事业是帮助不能笑的孩子 And Poppy did seem touched by my donation
我的捐赠好像也打动了她 to her charity for children who can't smile.
布莱尔小姐表现得极为优雅和高贵 Sound like miss Blair show great grace and dignity.
是的 说嘚没错 多洛塔 Yes, that's right, Dorota.
妈妈已经指出了我所有的错误 My mother has shown me the errors of my way.
所以你可以放心回巴黎了 So now you can return to Paris,
我保证 你的公司将健康发展下去 Reassured that your company's on the straight and narrow.
先别高兴的太早 Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
我说过 要实现复苏需要很多步 I said steps, as in the first of many on the road to recovery.
我已经承认 Well, I have already admitted
我已无力玩弄手段 that I am powerless over my scheme
而且越来越无法控制我的生活 and that my life has become unmanageable.
还有什么要做的 What else is there?
通过时尚媒体道歉 他们会广而告之 Amends to the fashion community which informs the masses.
你好 布莱尔 Hello, Blair.
我已经让多洛塔准备了午餐 I had Dorota prepare a light lunch.
你们可以好好谈谈 I'll let you girls... chat.
一个从来不跟其他人分享任何事的人 How could someone who hides everything for everyone else
怎么会把生日作为密码 pick his birthday for his password?
看来我低估你了 内特尼尔 I underestimated you, Nathaniel.
你可不是第一个说这话的人了 Well, you're not the first person to say that,
但是在苏丹国际银行账户下什么也没有 but there's nothing under the international bank of Sudan.
查查我父亲 Then pull up my father.
布鲁斯说对于不同的客户 Bruce said he had different methods
他有不同隐藏信息的方法 for hiding information for different clients.
巴萨罗姆·拜斯
个人档案
说不定会有记录 Maybe there's a record of it.
除了地址和电话 就没什么了 There's nothing here but addresses and phone numbers.
去看看日历 Then look at the calendar
他去放信封的那天早晨 The morning he dropped off the envelope.
日历
待办事项
可能会有关于他去哪的线索 Maybe there's a clue to where he went.
等等 有一条早晨加入的条目 Wait. There's an entry here from the morning.
"拜斯交通" It says "Bass traffic."
事件细节
抱歉 我们还没有向公众开放 I'm sorry. We're not open to the public just yet.
我们有预约 Oh, we have an appointment.
鲁弗斯·汉弗瑞 嗨 Rufus Humphrey. Hi.
她是艾薇·迪肯斯 This is Ivy Dickens.
本尼迪克特·塔特 Benedict Tate.
我是今晚展览的负责人 I'm doing P.R. for tonight's event.
请问 我可以帮您做点什么 So please, how can I be of assistance?
我们想把所有的画都买了 We would like to purchase all of the artwork.
我非常感谢您的热情 I appreciate your enthusiasm,
但是今晚的无声拍卖预计是要 but tonight's silent auction is expected to raise
募集几十万美元 hundreds of thousands of dollars.
要多少 How many hundreds?
50万 5?
70万 7?
8一直是我的幸运数字 You know, 8 has always been a lucky number for me.
现在你可以取消这个昂贵的派对 So now you can, uh, cancel your expensive party
通知所有人回家了 and send everyone home.
抱歉 我们之间可能有些误解 I'm--I'm sorry. I think there's been a misunderstanding.
我很高兴在展览结束后把这些画 I am happy to deliver all the artwork to you
给你们送去 但是现在取消太迟了 after the event, but it's too late an hour to cancel.
而且 And, well...
墙上总得有东西吧 we need something on the walls.
我有个主意 可以让你募集到更多的钱 Then I have an idea that may help you raise even more money.
我们第一次约会来这的时候 When we came here on our first date,
你甚至都不知道 怎么握杆 you didn't know how to hold the cue.
你是不是在过去五年参加台球训练班了 Did you spend the last five years taking billiard lessons?
我一直都打得很好 I could always play.
你骗了我 You hustled me.
不是 我只是想安慰安慰你 Well, no. I-I just wanted to make you feel better
你之前精心安排的晚餐彻底失败了 after your epic french ordering failure.
或者 你只是想找个借口 Or maybe you were looking for an excuse
想让我抱着你 for me to put my arms around you.
女孩的小秘密永远不会外泄 A girl never reveals her secrets.
除非你是八卦天后 Unless you're gossip girl.
现场报道 两位老情人在旧日约会地为往事伤怀 Spotted--two old flames slumming it on memory lane.
谁不喜欢看续集呢 Who doesn't love a sequel?
她有没有说详细地址 Did she give our exact location?
嗯 也就是说 我们的新狗仔朋友 Yeah, which means our mob of new friends
可能已经在外面安营扎寨了 are probably already camped outside.
我们两个在一起正中他们下怀 We're just fueling their fire by being together.
我可以骑着摩托车 Why don't I go out front with the vespa?
分散他们注意力 你从后门坐出租车溜走 I'll distract 'em, and you just sneak out back and grab a taxi.
我们可以稍等一会 Well, we don't have to go right now.
我都快要赢了 I'm just about to win.
拜托 就别再让我丢人了 Please. Let's--let's not make my humiliation official.
我们越早离开 越好 And the sooner we get out of here, the better.
我玩的很高兴 我会怀念的 This was nice, though. I'll miss it.
交通 Traffic.
交通阻塞 Traffic jam.
交通信号灯 他们可能在车里见面 Traffic light. Maybe they had a meeting in a car.
或者是巴特的石油非法交易 Or it's Bart's oil trafficking
或者是他非法兜售的其他东西 or something else he's illegally selling.
就像公文包里的核弹 Like a nuclear bomb in a briefcase.
你电影看得太多了 You watch too many movies.
收藏的电影
看来布鲁斯也是的 So does Bruce.
就是这个 Wait. That's it.
电影
就是《毒品网络》 The movie "Traffic" Is right here.
在这个电影中 贩毒集团的头目 I remember in that film, the head of the drug cartel
把他非法的账户信息 stored his illegal account information
藏在一幅画的后面 in the back of a painting.
什么 你觉得那是巴特 What, you think that's where Bart hid
藏信封的地方 whatever was in the envelope?
范德·伍德森的家里可是有很多画 There's a lot of paintings in the van der Woodsen apartment.
不幸的是 我仍然被禁止进入那栋楼 I'm just, unfortunately, still banned from the building.
看来该我出马了 I guess I'll have to pay them a visit.
然后 我不停地打电话 So I called and I called and I called and I called,
却再也没听到他的消息 and then I just never heard from him again.
故事讲完了吗 Is that the end of the story?
你这个人真是太有趣了 Wow. You really are so... entertaining.
当我妈妈回来的时候 So when my mother returns,
告诉她 我很抱歉 我们还是好朋友 tell her that I apologized and that we're best friends.
对不起 布莱尔 这虽然有趣 但我不会那么做 I'm sorry, Blair. This was fun, but I won't do that
因为这不是事实 because it's not the truth.
谁说不是 Yes, it is.
确实不是 No, it's not.
明明就是 Yes, it is.
确实不是 No, it's not.
是 Yes, it is.
不是 No, it's not.
过去的52分钟 我一直对你点头哈腰 I have been cordial to you for the last... 52 minutes.
你有没有想过 Do you have any idea
为了讨好你 我得经历多痛苦的精神折磨 the psychological torture that I have endured being nice to you?
我应该跳过开头 直奔主题 I should have just skipped ahead to this from the start.
那是我穿着肥大衣服扮演明戈特太太的照片吗 It that me as Mrs. Mingott in a fat suit?
那真的很糗 That was embarrassing.
对啊 所以你肯定不想 Agreed, which is why you don't want this
让这张照片在博客圈到处流传吧 bouncing around the blogosphere.
没人会接受她的时尚建议 No one wants to take fashion advice from her.
母亲 Mother!
姑娘们 谈的怎么样 Ladies, how are we getting along?
极好 Famously.
布莱尔刚刚试图敲诈我 Blair just tried to blackmail me.
抱歉 埃莉诺 我努力了 I'm sorry, Eleanor. I tried.
都是内丽的错 This is all Nelly's fault.
她明显在撒谎 因为她一直嫉妒我 She was clearly lying because she's always been jealous of me.
唯一明显的事情 The only thing clear
就是丹·汉弗瑞对你的评价是正确的 is that Daniel Humphrey was right about you.
你看到那篇垃圾了 You read that dreck?
在飞机上看的 On the plane.
他的中心论点是正确的 And his--his central thesis is correct.
你耍着高中生的卑劣手段 You are running my business
来运营我的公司 like you're still the meanest girl in high school.
我在努力改变 I am trying.
只不过偶尔会旧病复发 Relapse is part of recovery.
拜托 再给我一次机会吧 Please, just give me one more chance.
很抱歉 布莱尔 一切都结束了 不行 I'm sorry, Blair. It's over. I can't.
除了将你降职之外我别无选择 I have no other choice but to demote you
我将重新执掌霍道夫设计公司 and take back the presidency of Waldorf designs,
即期生效 Effective immediately.
小心 B Watch out, b.
俗话说 以其友人之才 可窥其个人之才 They say you're only as good as the company you keep,
可现在你却孤身一人 and right now you're not keeping any.
发生了什么 What's going on?
你为什么把我的义卖作品取下来了 Why are you taking down the paintings for my event?
你应该说 我们的义卖会 I think you mean our event.
今晚艺术界的业内人士都会来这里 Since everyone in the art world is coming here tonight
而不是去我的画廊开幕式 instead of my gallery opening,
我决定在这里举办开幕式 I decided to have my opening here.
太离谱了 我要和本尼迪克特谈谈 That's outrageous. I'm gonna talk to Benedict
让他立刻把我的作品重新挂回去 and have him reinstall my art immediately.
那恐怕有困难 这里现在归我们了 Well, that would be difficult since we own it all now.
莉莉 欢迎到来 Lily, welcome.
你见过我的新联合赞助人了吧 I see you've met our new event co-sponsors.
是的 I have,
我十分不悦 And I'm not thrilled
我精心保存的艺术品就这样被取代 that my carefully curated pieces are being replaced
而你们连通电话都没打给我 without even so much as a phone call.
我很抱歉 Well, I'm sorry.
我从未想过你会反对 I never imagined that you'd object
这样一个能筹集到更多善款的举动 to raising more money for such a worthwhile cause.
莉莉 鲁弗斯和艾薇帮助艺术作品基金会 Lily, Rufus and Ivy have helped A.P.F.
破了筹集善款的记录 break fund-raising records.
当然 共享你的主办身份 Certainly, sharing your hosting duties
只是小小的敬意 is a-a small price to pay.
没错 Of course,
所以我打算捐赠更多善款 which is why you've inspired me to make my own additional donation,
我敢肯定可以超越他们的捐赠记录 which I am sure will break their record.
八卦天后 丹·汉弗瑞
巧克力店
站住 汉疯瑞 Hold it right there, Humph-freak!
你知不知道你的文章造成了多恶劣的影响 Do you have any idea what a mess your article has made?
不知道 不过我继续向前走 No, but I'm guessing you're gonna tell me
你也会告诉我的吧 even if I keep walking.
因为你那篇无稽之谈 我母亲将我降职了 My mother dted me, thanks to your disparaging drivel.
是么 那我敢肯定 Right, and I'm sure it had nothing to do
那跟你的工作表现一点关系都"没有" with your work-related behavior.
想办法弥补 Fix this,
不然我们就彻底撕破脸 以后你在布鲁克林 or when I'm done with you, you won't even have
也无法得到乔治娜·斯巴克斯的怜悯 Georgina Sparks' couch in Brooklyn.
如果有必要的话 I will fly Vanessa back
我还会让瓦内萨从她在的第三世界国家飞回来 from whatever third-world country she's in if I have to.
你听到你说的话了吗 Do you hear yourself?
你在欺压我 You're trying to bully me
让我撤回那篇关于你欺压别人的文章 into retracting an article about you being a bully.
不 No.
我在向我母亲证明 I'm proving to my mother
我是一个成熟 优雅 专业的女性 that I am the mature, polite, professional woman
有足够的能力来运营霍道夫设计 who should be running Waldorf Designs.
布莱尔 你借"八卦天后"的地图来跟踪我 Blair, you tracked me down with your "Spotted" Map
威胁我要让瓦内萨回来 and threatened me with the return of Vanessa.
你根本跟成熟 优雅 专业不沾边 You are not mature, polite, or professional,
你母亲也深知这一点 and even your own mother knows it.
内丽 Nelly?
今晚你可以来莉莉的义卖会见我吗 Do you think you could meet me at Lily's benefit tonight?
我猜有些事情你会有兴趣听一听的 There's something I think you would want to hear.
你确定什么都没有吗 And you're sure there's nothing?
所有作品后面都没有任何东西 There's nothing in any of this art.
可能是很微小的东西 It could be subtle.
敲打背面试试 或者查看下接缝 Tape on the backing or rip in the seam.
没 什么也没有 No, there's nothing.
艺术作品的背面真的很无趣 And the back of artwork is really boring.
你先等等 Hold on one second.
有人来了 Someone's coming.
内特 你在这里干嘛 Nate? What are you doing here?
我在为《观察家》 I am just writing a story on Lily's artwork
写莉莉作品的相关报道 for "The spectator."
为今晚的艺术作品基金会义卖吗 Oh, for the A.P.F. benefit tonight?
没错 Yeah. Exactly.
你在干嘛呢 What are you up to?
看一篇以前读过的短篇故事 Uh, just rereading an old short story.
现在人人都能当作家了吗 Hey, is everybody a writer these days?
不 是丹写的 It--no, it's Dan's.
你还没受够他在《名利场》上的作品吗 Wow. Aren't you getting enough of him in "Vanity Fair"?
我读的是刊登在《纽约客》上的 It's the one from "The New Yorker."
就是 关于他在派对上第一次见到我的情形 You know, the story about the first time he saw me at that party.
别告诉我那性爱录像使故事峰回路转 Do not tell me in some twisted turn of events
让你开始思念他了 that sex tape made you miss him.
不 不是那样 No, it's just...
我们曾经在一起过 We spent some time together,
我也不清楚 只是勾起一起美好回忆了 and... I don't know. It-- it brought up some old memories.
瑟琳娜 你刚跟史蒂文分手 Serena, you're really vulnerable right now
你现在很脆弱 很敏感 after Steven broke up with you.
你现在对丹动真情未免太快了 It's too soon to have real feelings for Dan.
可是如果说我对丹的感情从来没有消退过呢 But what if those feelings never really went away?
你高中时期爱上的那个男孩 That high school kid you fell in love with--
跟现在的丹是不一样的 好吗 that's not who he is anymore, okay?
他为了卖他的作品 害我差点失去了《观察家》 He almost cost me "The Spectator" to sell his serial.
而且他为了写那些故事 利用了我们所有人 And he exploited all of us in those chapters.
我知道 你说的没错 I know. You're right.
他变成了一个彻头彻尾的利己主义者 I mean, he has become a selfish egomaniac who will...
瑟琳娜 Serena--
他不惜摧毁他的朋友 来赢得金钱 知名度 Destroy his friends for--for money and attention,
赢得声望 For fame and--
我知道你很喜欢草莓巧克力 I know how much you like chocolate-covered strawberries.
丹 等等 Dan, wait.
听着 我还是走吧 Hey, listen, I better get going.
等等 瑟琳娜提到的那个义卖会呢 Wait. What about the auction Serena mentioned?
你看看四周 有没有什么东西少了 Look around. Is there anything missing?
彩虹女人的画像不在了 That painting of the rainbow woman is gone.
我的理查德·菲利普斯画作到了 Oh. My Richard Phillips has arrived.
莉莉 你确定要拍卖吗 Lily, are you sure?
你知道的 那是我最喜欢的作品之一 You know, it's one of my favorite pieces in my collection,
不过今天是为了做善事 but it is for a good cause.
我已经给巴特发了封邮件 And I've already sent Bart an e-mail,
我知道他会同意的 and I know he will agree.
你简直太慷慨了 This is incredibly generous.
事实上 我们会为了这件作品 In fact, we're gonna have a live auction
单独举办一个现场拍卖会 just for this special piece.
我知道她会成为展会之星的 I know she will be the star of the show.
这件艺术作品似乎正是巴特的杰作 This work of art appears to be a work of Bart.
让我们开始竞标吧 Let the bidding begin.
斯宾塞·斯威尼 帕特里克·麦克穆兰[纽约派对摄影师] This is Spencer Sweeney, Patrick McMullan,
弗布·弗莱迪[纽约导演 制片人] and Fab Five Freddy.
女士们 先生们 晚上好 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
欢迎来到艺术作品基金会义卖 and welcome to the Art Production Fund Benefit.
首先 我想将诚挚的谢意 First, I'd like to say a special thanks
献给鲁弗斯·汉弗瑞和艾薇·迪肯斯 to rufus Humphrey and Ivy Dickens
感谢二位对这场义卖的慷慨捐献 for their tremendous contribution tonight.
小心 莉莉 Careful, Lily.
为了心安理得 你可是花了不少钱啊 You paid a lot of money to fill those worry lines.
听着 你这个不要脸的小三 Listen, you vile little interloper,
你和鲁弗斯可以倾尽所有 you and Rufus may have rubbed
来换走我的艺术品 your last two nickels together to replace my art,
但是你们这是在 but the only people that you're making fools of
自欺欺人 are yourselves.
朋友们 但是 But tonight, folks,
今晚活动压轴的艺术品 the centerpiece of this event
是现场特别拍卖的 will be a special live auction
理查德·菲利普斯的《光谱》 of Richard Phillips' "Spectrum",
为莉莲·拜斯的私人收藏 courtesy of Lilian Bass' personal collection.
马上就开始竞标 Bidding will begin shortly.
正如我说 你可以假装是洛拉 As I was saying, you can pretend to be Lola,
可以假装是瑟琳娜 you can pretend to be Serena,
但是你永远都假装不成我 but you will never be me.
我不想成为你 我想比你更优秀 I don't want to be you. I want to be better.
鲁弗斯已经觉得我比你好了 Rufus already thinks I am.
我一直很喜欢那幅画 I always liked that painting.
很高兴看到你们两个人在一起 I'm glad to see you two found each other.
布莱尔 Blair.
内丽刚才正跟我说你邀请她过来 Nelly was just telling me you invited her here
在此见面 to meet with her.
我希望你是想正式道歉 I hope it is to make an official apology.
我愿意接受道歉 That I'd love to hear.
妈妈 我不是来向内丽道歉的 I'm not here to apologize to Nelly, mother.
我要向你道歉 I'm here to apologize to you.
那让我来干什么 Then what am I doing here?
闭嘴 记下一切 好可以公开恢复 Shutting up and writing about it so you can publicly restore
霍道夫时装的声誉 Waldorf designs' pristine reputation.
布莱尔 你这是干什么 Blair, what is this about?
弥补我的黑暗面造成的损失 Undoing all the damage my dark side has done.
母亲 我天生就是个坏人 I'm a bad seed, mother.
你把我送到我该待的地方去吧 So send me away to the village of the damned.
没人期望什么奇迹 亲爱的 No one expects miracles, darling.
20多年来你不是一直都这样吗 It's been part of you for 20-something years.
不可能一夕之间就改变的 It's not going to go away overnight.
只要在我过世前能改变就行 Just maybe sometime before I die.
你没有听明白 Y-you don't understand.
格蕾丝.凯丽[王妃]有天赋 The real Grace Kelly had talent.
你有天赋 You have talent.
甚至那个害人精珍妮·汉弗瑞都有天赋 Even that Goth princess Jenny Humphrey had talent.
但是我没有 我只是装的罢了 But I don't. It's all just pretense.
但是 你的成就却说明正好相反 Well, your record of achievements prove otherwise.
我所拥有的一切 Everything I have
都是施诡计耍手段 was from scheming and lying
投机取巧得来的 and working the angles.
我确实没有天赋 I don't have what it takes.
你好比是莫扎特 You are Mozart.
而我却是萨列里[为搏出位毒害莫扎特] I'm Salieri.
不论我怎么努力 我都不会有你的成就 No matter how hard I work, I will never be you.
我觉得是我的黑暗面 And I think it was just my dark side
想隐藏这点 trying to hide that.
所以 So...
即刻生效 Effective immediately,
我从霍道夫时装辞职 I resign from Waldorf designs.
艺术作品基金会那里找到人了吗 Did you reach anyone from A.P.F.?
我好不容易找到一个助手 I finally got ahold of an assistant,
但是她说本人到场竞标才有效 but she said they're only taking bids in person.
你离那里还有多远 How far away are you?
至少十个街区 At least ten blocks.
附近没有别的路了吗 人行道什么的 Is there no way around this, like on the sidewalk?
我很高兴 你的艺术品 I like that your artists reflect
和艺术作品基金会的相关社会项目 the same socially relevant projects
反映的主题是一致的 we commission at Art Production Fund.
我也很高兴你明白街头艺术的影响力 And I like that you can see the street art influence.
我说的不是四十年代而是八十年代的 I'm not talking about the '80s but the '40s--
迪比费 波拉克 雷·约翰逊 Dubuffet, Pollack, Ray Johnson.
是啊 那时候艺术家才是纽约的明星 Yeah, when artists were the stars of New York
而不是社交名媛 instead of celebutantes.
是啊 Yes.
打扰一下 借一步说话 Excuse me. Can I speak to you for a moment?
有何贵干 莉莉 What can I do for you, Lily?
难道你对我的无名作品感兴趣 Are you interested in one of my pfahler pieces
想把菲利普斯的换下来吗 to replace your Phillips?
谢谢 不过你想多了 No, thank you.
我觉得你已经表现得很明显了 鲁弗斯 And I think you've made your point here, Rufus.
不过这是一个为慈善事业筹款的活动 This is a benefit to raise money for a good cause,
所以我不会让你的小寄生虫 and I won't have your little freeloader
来嘲弄它 making a mockery of it
明明买不起 还乱竞标 by bidding on things she can't afford.
艾薇能买得起任何她想要的东西 Ivy can afford any painting she wants.
哪来的钱 我知道不是你的 And with what money? I know it's not yours.
确实不是我的 You're right.
是茜茜的 It's CeCe's.
女士们先生们 Ladies and gentlemen,
大家准备好了的话 if we are ready to begin,
我宣布理查德·菲利普斯的作品 I would like to start the bidding
竞标开始 for the Richard Phillips
50万美金起拍 at $500,000.
50万 $500,000.
50万 I have $500,000.
洛拉发现你母亲 Lola gave it back to her
想让艾薇继承遗产时 就把钱还给了她 when she found out your mother wanted Ivy to have it.
50万一次 $500,000. Going once?
50万 有人出52万吗 $500,000. Do I have $520,000?
52万 $520,000.
她可能能骗洛拉 She may have been able to con Lola
得到我母亲一半的财产 out of half my mother's estate,
但是休想从我这里拿走任何东西 but she'll never get anything of mine.
有人出54万吗 有吗 Do I have $540,000? Going once?
54万 $540,000.
56万 $560,000.
56万 有人出57万吗 $560,000. Do I have $570,000?
57万 $570,000.
57万 有人出58万吗 $570,000. $570,000. Do I have $580,000?
58万 $580,000.
58万 有没有人出60万 $580,000. Do I have $600,000?
75万 $750,000.
我知道我说的不好听 但是你是断章取义了 I know it sounded bad, but you heard it out of context.
什么情况下"自私自大狂"才会有正面意义 In what context can "Selfish egomaniac" be positive?
我是在告诉内特我和你在一起的时候很快乐 I was telling Nate what a good time I had with you,
-但是 -对 我听到了转折部分 - but th-- - Yeah, I heard the "But" part.
但是我觉得很困惑 But that it's confusing for me
过去几个月来我一直是恨你的 because I have spent the past few months hating you.
我告诉你我爱你 I told you I loved you,
可你却因我最好的朋友而拒绝我 and then you rejected me for my best friend.
你也拒绝了我 You've rejected me
还有几乎上东区的每一个人 for nearly everyone on the upper east side.
所以你能因为我有所怀疑就都怪我吗 Can you blame me for having doubts?
你不仅是有所怀疑 You had more than doubts.
你告诉我你永远都不想见我了 You told me you never wanted to see me again.
你是说在你利用我拍性爱录像 You mean, after you used me to make a sex tape
破坏我和你最好的朋友之间的关系之后吗 to destroy me and your best friend?
我并不是事件中的那个坏人 I'm not the bad guy here.
你想让所有人都相信 You want everyone to believe
你是那个来自布鲁克林可怜又人见人爱的丹 you're poor, sweet Dan Humphrey from Brooklyn.
但是你却把恰克和布莱尔的那段视频 But you sent that video of Chuck and Blair
发到了《八卦天后》上 into "Gossip Girl"
你想破坏她的婚礼 还把责任都推到我身上 to try to ruin her wedding, and then you pinned it on me.
我是不想让布莱尔嫁错人 Yeah, I didn't want Blair to marry the wrong man.
难道你就没用过《八卦天后》 And it's not like you've never used "Gossip Girl"
来达成自己的目的吗 to further your own agenda.
等等 不对 有时候你就是八卦天后 Oh, wait. Oh, wait. You were gossip girl for a second.
就因为我打破了乔治娜的恐怖统治 Only to restore balance after Georgina's reign of terror--
而她现在和你一起攻击侮辱 Who--who is now partnering with you to attack and humiliate
在你文章中攻击贬低我们在乎的每个人 everyone that we care about in your exposes?
这就是你为什么 Which leads us back to your reason
叫我自私的自大狂 for calling me a selfish egomaniac.
你是对的 我能理解 You're right. Now I--now I understand.
那就好 Good. I'm glad.
我是在讽刺你 瑟琳娜 I was being sarcastic, Serena.
我也是 So was I.
-不 你不是 -是的 我是 - No, you weren't. - Yes, I was.
听着 Look--look,
过去五年里的确发生了很多事 obviously, too much has happened over the past five years.
不管今天我们变成什么样 No matter who we are today,
我们都没法改变我们过去做的事 we can't undo the things we've done in the past,
所以我们以后最好 So it's probably best
还是各走各的吧 we just move on without each other.
一下电梯 我们就再毫不相干了 Which I will do the second we get out of this elevator.
88万 还有更高的吗 有90万的吗 $880,000. I have $880,000. Do I hear $900,000?
90万 $900,000.
-90万 -你这是在干什么 - $900,000. - What do you think you're doing?
92万 $920,000.
那你这又是在干什么 I'd ask you the same thing.
买回自己拿去拍卖的画 Bidding on an item you put up for auction?
这贱女人想要这画 我不会让她如愿 I changed my mind when this gypsy trash wanted it.
她不配得到我喜欢的任何东西 She will not have anything near and dear to my heart.
94万一次 $940,000 once?
94万 $940,000.
96万 $960,000.
我向你保证即使你不再竞拍 她也不会赢 I assure you I won't let her win if you stop bidding.
我凭什么相信你 And why should I trust you?
我知道你跟这大骗子是一伙的 I know you teamed up with this charlatan
故意挑拨我和你爸的关系 to cause problems with your father and me.
这幅画对我非常重要 This painting means more to me than anything.
98万 $980,000.
你这是在干什么 What do you think you're doing?
我们才是同一条战线的 We're supposed to be on the same side.
你还跟她统一战线啊 So you are still aligned with her?
我没和任何人统一战线 I'm on nobody's side but my own.
110万 $1.1 million.
有出120万的吗 Do I hear 1.2?
110万一次 110万两次 Going once. Going twice.
110万成交 Sold for $1.1 million.
前排的这位先生拍下这幅画 To the man in front.
恭喜 Congratulations.
报复的滋味香甜可口 Revenge is sweet,
尤其是还有个富婆助你一臂之力 especially when you have a sugar mama.
千万不能卖这幅画
不幸的是 Unfortunately,
并非每个家庭都喜欢报复带来的快感 not all families appreciate just desserts.
我想祝贺你们并且跟你们道歉 I just wanted to congratulate you and apologize.
我承认我之前说的话 I admit that I was out of line
的确很过分 with some of the things that I said earlier.
显然现在你有求于我们 And you obviously want something now.
我知道对于你来说 Well, I know how important it was for you to prove
证明你有能力当众击败我很重要 that you could best me publicly.
现在你如愿以偿了 And now that you've achieved what you wanted,
我希望把我的画买回来 I would love to buy my painting back.
如果你真这么喜欢 为什么拿出来拍卖呢 Well, if you wanted it so much, why'd you put it up for auction?
失去了 我才知道自己有多在乎 I had no idea how much it meant to me till it was gone.
鲁弗斯 面对现实吧 And let's face it, Rufus.
你真的想把那幅画挂在你家里 Do you really want that hanging in your loft,
让你不停地想起我 reminding you of me?
我不想 I don't.
我们会捐给博物馆 We'll give it to a museum--
离曼哈顿很远的博物馆 one far away from manhattan
这样即使你想看也看不到 where you won't even be able to visit.
我相信钱能改变你们的想法吧 Surely there's a price that will change your mind.
不能 No.
你没法像收买别人那样收买我们 You can't buy us off the way you do everyone else.
我们不稀罕你的臭钱 We don't want your money.
那你到底要什么 What is it you want then?
让你感受一下你给我们造成的伤害 To make you feel the way you've made us feel--
备受羞辱却无能为力 humiliated and powerless
让你感觉自己一文不值 and like you're worth nothing.
所以不好意思 So if you'll excuse me,
我要去确保他们把我们买下的画包装好 I'm going to make sure they're packing up our painting.
待会见 I'll see you later.
你还能这么冷静啊 And you remain a kept man.
莉莉 我没想过自己会说出这样的话 I never thought I would say this, Lily,
但我认为艾薇是对的 but I think Ivy's right.
这都是你自找的 You brought this on yourself.
你还是再打个电话给瓦尼亚吧 Maybe you should try Vanya again.
我刚打给他没多久 It's been, like, 47 seconds since I called.
不像上次我们困在电梯里 And unlike last time we were stuck here,
这次我记得说你的名字了 I remembered to use your name.
如果我们要历史重演的话 Oh, if we're recreating that,
你应该从电梯顶那爬出去 You should probably try to crawl out of the ceiling any moment.
我知道那不是什么妙计 I admit that was not one of my better ideas.
你那时候为什么这么生气 Why--why were you so mad about it, then?
因为我不想让你受伤 Because I didn't want you to get hurt.
我知道你现在肯定想我摔在地板上 I'm sure you want me to hit the floor right now.
把我扔下电梯槽 Throw me down the elevator shaft.
又或者你想 Or, hell, you know, you could just
再骗我跟你拍情色录像 trick me into making another sex tape.
我们伤害得最深的往往是我们最亲近的人 It's the people you know best that you can hurt the most.
对不起 I'm sorry...
当你告诉我你爱我的时候我没有回应你 I didn't say anything when you told me you loved me.
把气都撒在布莱尔身上 It--it was easier to focus on my anger at Blair
比意识到得不到自己想要的容易多了 than face the possibility of getting what I always wanted
然后一次又一次的失控 and... and--and losing it again.
你一直想要的是什么 What you always wanted?
我今天... You know, I had...
和你在一起很高兴 a really great time with you today.
为了保护我自己 I had to believe that you were terrible
我不得不逼自己相信你是烂人 in order to protect myself.
如果这是你想要的 我可以当个烂人 Well, you know, I could actually be terrible if you prefer.
不 谢谢你的好意 No. No, thank you. I'm good.
我比较喜欢你这样 I-I much prefer you this way.
彼此彼此 Yeah, the feeling's mutual.
我再给瓦尼亚打电话吧 I will try Vanya again.
好吧 Well...
看来老天也催我赶快走了 I guess that's my cue.
或者你可以跟我回屋里 Or you could come up
在你被狗仔队骚扰之前 and have some chocolate-covered strawberries
跟我一起享用巧克力草莓 before you face the paparazzi.
听起来不错 Yeah. That sounds nice.
如果你是找我做后续报道的 我无可奉告 If you've come for a follow-up interview, I have no comment.
实际上 我是来谢谢你给我的独家报道 Actually, I came to say thanks for the exclusive...
顺带幸灾乐祸一下 and maybe to gloat a little.
你怎么知道我在这 How did you know where to find me?
The Met Steps大都会艺术博物馆的台阶， B高中辉煌时最喜欢坐的台阶
大都会艺术博物馆的台阶吗 The Met Steps?
你还会去哪寻求慰藉啊 Where else would you go to make yourself feel better?
我妈常说高中是你人生的高峰 My mother always said you'd peaked in high school.
你还记得你高中时除了你妈没人理你吧 You mean when no one else spoke to you besides your mother?
你可以尽情取笑我过去多不受欢迎 You can make fun of how unpopular I used to be,
但现在根本没人会在乎你 but the person no one cares about anymore is you.
那为什么你还坐在低我几级台阶的位置 Then why are you still sitting below me on the steps?
习惯 就像系发带一样 Habit. Like a headband.
这是你当初叱咤风云的见证 Just a remnant from when you were a tastemaker.
所有康士坦茨的女孩都想像我一样 And all every girl at Constance wanted was to be just like me.
幸运的是 正如模仿你穿衣的潮流一样 Lucky for all of us, like the eco-clothing trend,
那些日子已不复存在了 those days are gone.
看来你没在布鲁克林逛过街 You obviously don't shop in Brooklyn.
但我还是要谢谢你 内丽 But thank you, Nelly.
你的一知半解对我来说太宝贵了 Your misinformation has been invaluable.
你要去哪 你穿麻质衣服不好看 Where are you going? You won't look good in hemp.
但你穿上会好看的 等着丢脸吧 But you will, while you eat crow.
我只是希望还不算太晚 I just hope it's not too late.
非常感谢你 Thank you so much
能让我们在拍卖会上用你的画 for letting us use your painting in the auction.
托德·迪茨奥 Um, Tood Diciurcio,
这位是恰克·拜斯 This is Chuck Bass.
这幅画很美 抱歉我们聊两句 It's a beautiful painting. Excuse us.
-今晚干得漂亮 -并非拜你所赐 - Great work tonight. - No thanks to you.
我还以为我们是同一条战线上的呢 I thought we were on the same team.
我们是 所以把那幅画卖给我吧 We are, which is why you should sell me that painting.
莉莉已经尝试过说服我了 Lily already tried that.
我希望你谢绝了她 I hope you turned her down.
那幅画是我扳倒巴特的 That piece is a critical component
一个关键部分 of my campaign against Bart.
如你所知 如果我扳倒了他 扳倒莉莉也不远了 As you know, if I topple him, Lily won't be far behind.
没有了国王还叫什么皇后 What's a queen without her king?
我会将那幅画卖给你 I'll sell you the painting...
但你得出双倍价钱 for double what I paid.
我很乐意出这个价格 That's a price I'm willing to pay.
好吧 我会派人把画送过去 All right, I'll have it delivered.
跟你合作很愉快 Pleasure doing business with you.
现场播报 艾薇兼职做起卖画中介 Spotted--Ivy moonlighting as a gallerina.
最好祈祷这幅名作不是个赝品 Better hope this masterpiece isn't a forgery.
这么说会不会很怪 我很高兴我们吵了一架 Is it weird to say I'm-- I'm glad we got in that fight?
没有 没有 一点也不 我也挺高兴 No, no. No, not at all. I am, too.
我心里储存旧恨的地方 That storage unit I kept packed full of old resentments
已经很满了 was getting pretty full.
我也有过这种感觉 You know, I-I feel like I did
我第一次从寄宿学校回到城里时 when I first came back to the city from boarding school,
所盼望的就是有一个全新的开始 when all I wanted was a fresh start.
你现在就有一个了 至少是和我 Well, you have one now, at least with me.
也许我该走了 已经很晚了 I, uh, should probably take off. It's getting pretty late.
你找到住的地方了吗 Oh, did you ever find a place?
事实上没有 但是 我现在有了那张支票 所以 Technically, no. But, I mean, I got that check now, so...
我可以找个酒店住 我不想要求太多 I can afford a hotel room. I don't want to impose too much.
不 你一点都没有过分要求 No, you're-- you're not imposing at all.
你确定吗 我是说 今天早上 Are you sure? I mean, just this morning,
你还说你认为这毁掉了我们的友谊 you were saying you thought it might ruin our friendship.
过去的五年我们都能挺过来 Well, I think if we could get through the last five years,
那也能再多对付几个晚上 then we could get through a few more nights.
你可以留下来 So... y-you can stay.
但你也不是非得留下来 Or you don't have to.
你也可以离开 You can go, too.
或者你可以留下来 都随你 Or you can stay. Whatever you want.
这就是我想做的事情 That's what I want.
我犯了一个错误 I made a mistake.
你犯的错多了 谁没犯过错 Many. Who hasn't?
你得说得再详细些 亲爱的 You'll have to be more specific, dear.
我早先辞职的时候 When I quit earlier,
我说我总用我的阴暗面 I thought that I was using my dark side
去掩盖我没有天赋的事实 to hide the fact that I have no talent.
我并没有说过你毫无天赋 布莱尔 I wasn't the one who said you didn't have talent, Blair.
不 但是你告诉我要赶走我的阴暗面 No, but you told me to squash my dark side,
那就是我的天赋 那是我的灵感所在 which is my talent. It's my inspiration.
你不能在生意上耍手段 You can't blackmail your way through business.
我同意 但是 Well, I agree, but...
我并不是在说我的管理方式 I'm not talking about my management style,
我承认我需要监督才能安分守已 which I admit needs help to stay on the straight and narrow.
我是在说我的设计 I'm talking about my designs.
你哪来的设计 Oh, where is this coming from?
高中时代 High school.
我像格蕾丝·凯丽的那一面很有天赋 My Grace Kelly did have talent.
她使我得满分 交上完美的男朋友 She got me straight A's and the perfect boyfriend.
但是我像格蕾丝·琼斯的那一面 But it was my Grace Jones
使大家都想穿成我这样 that had everyone wanting to dress like me,
不是因为她们倾羡我努力的工作 Not because they admired my hard work
而是因为她们被我的霸道吸引 but because they were fascinated by my ferocity.
你的确是很多人的梦魇 You did instill fear in the hearts of many.
我需要试着不去成为你而去利用我自己的能力 I need to stop trying to be you and use my power
成为未来的流行人士 to form the fashionistas of the future...
通过康士坦茨校服的灵感 with a line for high school girls,
设计一个女学生系列时装 inspired by my constance uniform.
我不确定已经离开学校的人士 I'm not sure people want to wear uniforms
还会想穿校服 if they're not in school.
这些不是她们必须穿的制服 These won't be the uniforms they have to wear.
而是她们会渴求穿的制服 They'll be the uniforms they beg to wear--
一旦她们看到她们想成为的人穿着这些制服 Once they see on the girls they want to be.
她们拥有这座城市 They own this town.
制服 Uniforms?
制服确实代表了能力和权威 Well, they do represent power and authority
并且灌输了一种归宿感 and instill a sense of belonging.
而我选的那些女孩不会盲目随大流 And the girls I dress won't follow trends.
她们会决定潮流 They will set them,
就像我所做的一样 Just like I did.
你确实总是很有影响力 You always were very influential.
拜托了 Please.
再给我一次机会去证明 Give me one more chance to prove it.
你期望找到什么 So what do you expect to find?
巴特石油交易的财务记录 The financial records of Bart's oil deal,
把这个上交给联邦调查局以后 which, when I finally hand over to the FBI,
就能确保他在今后的岁月里 will ensure he spends the rest of his days
和伯纳德·麦道夫一起玩扑克了 playing pinochle with Bernie Madoff.
多谢 Thank you.
我想现在还不是 Well, I guess it's not time
打开手铐的时候 to break out the handcuffs just yet.
那封信到底哪去了 Where the hell is that envelope?
也许交通运输就会意味着其它一些事情的发生 Maybe "Traffic" meant something else
或者我们拿错了画 or we got the wrong painting.
不可能 莉莉当时很坚定要回这幅画 No. No. Lily was too determined to get this one,
而我卧室的那幅有个衬背 and the Phillips in my bedroom has a backing on it.
那么就是有人把它拿走了 Then someone took it off.
那么他们就拿到了证据 Then they've got the evidence!
还记得我们一直在找到那个银子弹吗 Remember that silver bullet we were looking for?
我找到了 I found it.
我认为你现在真的该回来了 You know, I really think it's time for you to come back.
越快越好 The sooner, the better.
我不知道我还能做多久 I don't know how much longer I can keep doing this.
我先挂了 I gotta go.
意大利香肠披萨 加倍芝士的 One pepperoni pizza, extra cheese to go
还有一瓶唐·培里侬香槟王 with a bottle of Dom Perignon--
出乎意料却完美的组合 An unexpected yet brilliant combination,
就像我们 Just like us.
甲壳虫在歌里唱道 The beatles sang,
"闭上眼睛 生活就很容易" "Living is easy with eyes closed."
巴特 很抱歉 我毫不知情 Bart, I am so sorry. I had no idea
你将石油交易的记录藏到了哪里 that's where you hid the records of your oil deals.
但是即使我们睁着眼睛 But even with our eyes open,
也会有盲点 we all still have blind spots.
也许我们只是找错了地方 Or maybe we're just looking in the wrong place.
所以这个目标人群设定在12到25岁之间 So this will be aimed at the 12-to-25 set.
马克·雅可布用"Marc by"的标志 Marc Jacobs has "Marc by"...
霍道夫的设计就用"B" Mm-hmm. And Waldorf designs will have "B".
-我喜欢 -太好了 - Oh, I just love that. - Yeah!
但是当我们终见阳光 But when we finally do see the light,
就好像能看到无限甜美 it's strawberry fields forever.
等等 Wait a second.
你确定要这么做吗 Are you sure?
X.O.X.O. 八卦天后 X.O.X.O., Gossip Girl.