哈萨克新闻部特别呈献 KAZAKHSTAN MlNlSTRY OF lNFORMATlON PRESENTS
哈萨克电视台独家制作 A KAZAKHSTAN TELEvlSlON PRODUCTlON
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你好，我是波拉特 My name Borat.
我喜欢你，我喜欢性 l like you. l like sex.
那很赞哦 lt's nice.
这是我的家乡哈萨克 This my country of Kazakhstan.
哈萨克位于塔吉克和吉尔吉斯 哈萨克 lt locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan... lt locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan... KAZAKHSTAN
哈萨克位于塔吉克和吉尔吉斯 哈萨克 塔吉克 lt locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan... KAZAKHSTAN TAJIKISTAN
哈萨克位于塔吉克和吉尔吉斯 哈萨克 lt locate between Tajikistan and Kyrgyzstan... KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN
哈萨克 吉尔吉斯 ...and assholes Uzbekistan. KAZAKHSTAN KYRGYZSTAN
还有大烂国乌兹别克之间 哈萨克 .乌兹别克 ...and assholes Uzbekistan. KAZAKHSTAN UZBEKISTAN
这是我的家乡库斯切克 This my town of Kuzcek.
这是乌尔金，库斯切克之狼 This Urkin, the town rapist.
坏人，很不乖 Naughty, naughty.
这边是我们镇上的幼稚园 Over here, our town kindergarten.
这里住着穆克塔沙卡诺夫 And here live Mukhtar Sakanov...
镇上的技工兼墮胎专家 ...town mechanic and abortionist.
这是我家，请进 This my house. Entry, please.
他是我邻居，诺苏坦图亚贝 He is my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.
他是我的跟屁虫 He is pain in my assholes.
我家装一扇玻璃窗 他就装一扇玻璃窗 l get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass.
我架楼梯，他就架楼梯 l get a step, he must get a step.
我买了收音机闹钟，他买不起 l get a clock radio, he cannot afford.
大成功 Great success.
这是娜塔雅 This is Natalya.
她是我妹妹 She is my sister.
她是全哈萨克排名第四的妓女 She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.
赞啊 Nice.
这是我母亲 This is my mother.
她是镇上最年长的女人 She oldest woman in whole of Kuzcek.
她43岁了，我爱她 She is 43. l love her.
这是我老婆欧芭桑，她是白痴 And this my wife, Oxana. She's boring.
死瘦皮猴，你说我什么？ What you say about me, you skinny piece of shit?
现在别闹，拜托 Not now, please.
你做点有用的事，帮你妈挖坟吧 Why don't you do something useful and dig your mother a grave.
请进，别鸟她 Come in here, please. lgnore.
这是我住的地方 我的床 This is where l lives. My bed.
这是一部录放影机 This is a vCR recorder.
这些是录影带 And this play cassettes.
现在我带大家看外面有什么 Now l show you outside from my houses.
我的兴趣，乒乓 My hobbies, Ping-Pong...
日光浴 ...sunbathe...
跳舞 ...disco dance...
在周末，我去首都看美眉 ...and on weekends, l travel to capital city...
看她们怎么上厕所 ...and watch ladies while they make toilet.
我的职业是哈萨克电视台记者 My profession, work as a television reporter for Kazakhstan.
哈萨克电视台独家制作 波拉特的电视节目
我的职业是哈萨克电视台记者 My profession, work as a television reporter for Kazakhstan.
请看 Please, you see.
（2004奔逃犹太节） THE RUNNlNG OF THE JEW 2004
犹太人来了 Here comes the Jew.
今年的特别大 lt's a big one this year.
他差点拿到钱了 Whoaaa.... He nearly got the money there.
等等，犹太阿婆来了 Wait, here comes Mrs. Jew.
她停住了 She's stopped.
她是不是？不会吧？ ls she? ls she?
来了 Here it comes.
她下了一颗犹太蛋 She's laid a Jew egg.
上啊，趁孵出犹太鸡之前砸碎它 Go kids! Crush that Jew chick before he hatches!
虽然哈萨克是个美好的国家 它还是有问题 Although Kazakhstan glorious country, it have problem too.
经济、社会，还有犹太人 Economic, social and Jew.
因此哈萨克新闻部 决定派我去美国 This why Ministry of lnformation have decide to send me to U.S. and A...
世上最棒的国家 去为哈萨克取经 ...greatest country in the world, to learn lessons for Kazakhstan.
我会和最受敬仰的制作人 奥萨玛巴格托夫同行 l will travel with most venerable producer, Azamat Bagatov.
奥萨玛 Azamat.
别拍我，拍他 No, not film me! Film him.
乌尔金，别随便性侵，仅限人类 Urkin, not too much raping.... Humans only.
朵坦，我会在美国帮你弄只新手 Doltan, l'll get you a new arm in America.
我要去美国了！ l go to America!
美国！ America!
跟你的收音机闹钟告别吧，猪头 Wave goodbye to your clock radio, asshole!
你敢对我不忠，我就去找你 lf you cheat on me, l will come over there...
再捏爆你的鸟蛋 ...and snap off your cock.
奥萨玛巴格托夫制作
奥萨玛巴格托夫摄影
波拉特萨狄耶夫报导
《波拉特 哈萨克青年必修（理）美国文化》
（美国纽约 肯尼迪国际机场） JFK lNTERNATlONAL AlRPORT New York City
我带着衣物、美金抵达美国 I arrived in America's airport with clothings, U.S. dollars...
和一罐吉普赛人眼泪以抵抗爱滋 ...and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.
请勿靠近即将关闭的车门 Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
大家好，我叫波拉特 Hello, my name Borat.
我不是美国人，我刚到贵宝地 l not American. l new in town.
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
你好，很高兴认识你 Hello, nice meet you.
你叫什么名字？ Hey, what your name?
我的名字是“关你屁事” My name is mind your own fucking business.
请勿靠近即将关闭的车门 Stand clear of the closing doors, please.
你好，很高兴认识你 Oh, hello. Nice meet you.
我叫波拉特 My name Borat.
-你好 -很高兴认识你 -What's happening? -Nice meet you.
趁我还没打烂你下巴，快滚开 Get the fuck out of here before l break your jaw, bro.
-你给我滚 -好、好 -Yo, step the fuck off, bro. -Okay. Okay.
你惹错人了 好吧，抱歉 -You're fucking with the wrong one, man. -Okay. Sorry.
糟糕 Oh, shit.
没问题，等等 Okay, okay, wait.
我来搞定，请别紧张 l get it. Please, relax.
我会捉住他的 小心，他会啄人 l'll get him! Careful, he bite.
-老兄，你在干嘛？ -别紧张 -Hey, man, what are you doing? -Okay, relax.
好了、好了 Okay. Okay.
好了，别紧张 Okay, okay, relax.
好，等等 Okay. Okay, wait.
不会有事的，抱歉 Okay, no problem. Sorry.
（威灵顿饭店）
欢迎莅临威灵顿饭店 Welcome to the Wellington Hotel.
（威灵顿饭店经理奇伯格斯） 您要预付吗？ GUY BORGES Manager, Wellington Hotel Do you want to pay for the entire stay now?
-我预付一晚的钱，多少？ -好，没问题 -l pay for one night. How much? -Fine.
住一晚是117点13元美金 One night is $ 1 1 7.1 3.
就85元美金成交吧 We'll call it 85.
不， 117元美金 No, we can call it 1 1 7.
我帮你按着门吧 Let me get the door for you.
请进 Come on in.
真赞 very nice.
真赞的房间 very nice room.
我们还没到房间，等等 We're not in the room yet, sir. Hold on.
您得重新打包，我们马上就走 You might wanna repack. We're gonna be moving again shortly.
我不想住更小的房间 l will not move to a smaller room.
就在这层楼，我这就带您去房间 Sir, this is your floor. l'm gonna take you to your room.
-这不是我的房间？ -这是电梯 -This is not my room? -This is the elevator.
这是送您到房间所在楼层的电梯 lt takes you to the floor where your room is.
赞啊、赞啊 Nice. Nice.
城堡里的国王、城堡里的国王 King in the castle. King in the castle.
我有一张椅子 l have a chair. l have a chair.
去做这个去做这个 城堡里的国王 Oh, go do this. Go do this. King in the castle.
幸会，我叫波拉特 Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
我刚到贵宝地 l am new in town.
-离我远点，你干嘛？ ！ -我只是想亲你，打个招呼 -Get away from me. -l just-- l kiss you, say hello.
（川普国际酒店暨大楼）
感觉来了 lt arrive.
你好，我叫波拉特，初到贵宝地 Hello, my name Borat. l am new in town.
-我跟你打招呼 -别碰我 -l say hello and l-- -Do not touch me.
-别接近我的脸 -我要亲你 -Do not get near my face. -l kiss you.
你亲我，我就踢爆你的懒蛋 Yeah, you kiss me, l'll pop you in the fucking balls.
什么叫懒蛋 What mean, ''balls''?
真赞 very nice.
真赞，多少钱？ very nice. How much?
幸会，初到贵宝地 我叫波拉特 Hello, nice meet you. My name Borat.
走开！ 你干嘛？ ！ Get away! What are you doing?
等等，我只想打招呼 Wait, l want to say hello.
怎么回事？ What is the problem?
这是我人生中最快乐的日子 This has been most happiest day of my lifes.
我对于开始报导感到很兴奋 I was very excite to start my reportings.
美国以其幽默感闻名于世 America is known for its sense of humor.
调查显示哈萨克幽默感排名极差 UN survey say Kazakhstan have 98th lowest humor.
我们得改进才行 We must improve.
快点 Hurry, hurry.
吹干就好，别用手 Just dry him, no hand relief.
我的屁眼怎样？ How is my back pussy?
不坏，很湿润 Not bad. Moist.
访问何时开始？ So what time this interview?
快了，我的朋友 Soon, my friend.
轻轻擦 Gently.
够了！ Enough!
（幽默感教练派特海格帝） -你好，我叫派特海格帝 -哈啰 PAT HAGGERTY Humor Coach -Hello. My name's Pat Haggerty. -Hello.
（幽默感教练派特海格帝） -幸会，波拉特 -幸会
我该说我岳母的笑话吗？ Should l make a joke about my mother-in-law?
这在美国是很流行的笑话主题 Yes. ln America, that's a very popular joke.
-你有跟岳母有关的笑话吗？ -有 -Do you have a mother-in-law joke? -Yes.
我跟我岳母上过床 l had sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
-上过什么？ -床 -A what time? -Sexy-time.
我跟我岳母上过床 l made sexy-time with my mother-in-law.
-你跟你岳母上过床？ -对 -You had sex with your mother-in-law? -Yes.
我不认为美国人会觉得这很好笑 l don't think that Americans would find that funny.
-不是的，这不是笑话 -好吧 -No, it is not a joke. -Yeah.
我们在谈幽默，那是什么？ We're talking about humor.
对，你问我岳母的事 Yes, you asked me about my mother-in-law.
你有关于你岳母的笑话？ Do you have a joke about her?
没有，干嘛拿岳母开玩笑？ No, why make a joke on a mother-in-law?
你有嘲笑过低能的人吗？ Do you ever laugh on people with a retardation?
我们美国人都尽量 Here in America we try not to make fun of...
不嘲笑或取笑人无法选择命运的人 ...or be funny with things that people don't choose.
也许你没看过低能得很好笑的人 But perhaps you have not seen someone with a very funny retardation.
我弟弟毕罗，他低能得超好笑 My brother, Bilo, have a very funny retardation.
低能导致许多家庭痛苦又艰困 Mental retardation causes a lot of pain and hardship for a lot of families.
有时我妹妹 会给我弟弟毕罗看蛤仔肉，还说 Sometime my sister, she show her vagina to my brother, Bilo, and say:
你碰不到！你永远碰不到！ ''You will never get this! You will never get this!''
他在笼子里抓狂，大家都笑了 He behind his cage, crazy, crazy. Everybody laugh.
她继续说“你永远碰不到” She go, ''You never get this!''
但有一次，他冲出笼子上了她 But one time, he break cage and he get this.
我们全都笑死了 And then we all laugh.
击掌！ High five!
这个 Now....
不是的，那在美国并不好笑 No, that would not be funny in America, okay?
什么叫 “才怪” 笑话？ What is ''not'' jokes?
那就是我们拿东西开玩笑 A ''not'' joke is when we're trying to make fun of something...
我们先说一句假装是真的话 ...and what we do is we make a statement that we pretend is true...
却在最后加上“才怪” 那代表前面的话不是真的 ...but, at the end, we say, ''Not,'' which means it's not true.
教我怎么说 So teach me how to make one.
-好，你的西装是啥颜色？ -灰色 -All right, what color is your suit? -This suit is gray.
灰色，我会说它是蓝色 Gray, l would call it blue, okay?
-它是灰色的 -好，是蓝灰色 -lt's gray. -All right, it's blue-gray.
不过绝不是黑色 But it's certainly not black, right?
-就说它是灰色吧，不过它却不是 -它是灰色的 -Let's say it's gray, but-- -lt is gray.
好，要说“才怪笑话” ，我会说 Okay, so a ''not'' joke, l would say:
那套西装是黑色的，才怪 ''That suit is black. Not!''
这套西装才怪是黑色的 This suit is not black.
-不，才怪要放在句尾 -好吧 -No, no, ''not'' has to be the end. -Oh, okay.
这套西装是黑色的才怪 This suit is black not.
这套西装是黑色的 暂停，你知道暂停吧？ This suit is black, pause-- You know what a pause is?
-知道 -这套西装是黑色的，才怪 -Yes. -This suit is black. Not!
这套西装是黑色的暂停才怪 This suit is black. Pause. Not.
不对，你不用说“暂停” No, you don't say ''pause.''
这套西装是黑色的 This suit is black.
那就是暂停 才怪！ That's a pause. Not!
这套西装是黑色的 This suit is black.
好吧 Okay....
-我不会我不会 -才怪！ -l don't-- l'm not-- -Not!
（威灵顿饭店）
大家都说美国电视好看 Everybody say U.S.A. television much better...
但我看了3小时荧幕却还是一样 ...but this l watch for three hours, do not change.
（请享用我们远近驰名的免费早餐） 这里有个遥控器 There's a remote control here.
你按下两个箭头来更换频道 Push these two arrows to change the channel.
我捉住他了 I got him, I got him, I got him!
你跟我去后院好吗？我要埋东西 I have the urge to bury something else.
好耶 Yes!
-我爱你 -我也爱你，洁米 -I love you. -Oh, I love you too, Jamie.
我爱你 I love you.
-你相信魔法吗？ - C. J帕克小姐 -Do you believe in magic, Miss--? -Parker, C.J.
认识你是我的荣幸，C. J It's a pleasure to meet you, C.J.
小心！ 小心，希洁 Be careful! Be careful, C.J.!
这个C. J完全不像哈萨克女人 This C.J. was like no Kazakh woman I had ever seen.
她满头金发，齿白如贝 She had golden hairs, teeth as white as pearls...
屁眼又嫩得跟小孩一样 ...and the asshole of a 7-year-old.
我这辈子第一次 For the first time in my lifes...
坠入了爱河 ...I was in love.
起来！起来！ Get up! Get up!
你怎么还没准备好？ Why aren't you ready!
我们今天要去访问 We have people to interview today.
我知道 l understand.
从这个女性团体中尽量学习 Learn what you can from this women's group.
我的头发？ My hair?
很帅，不用担心 lt's beautiful. Don't worry.
在哈萨克，五个以上的女人 聚在一个地方是违法的 ln Kazakhstan it is illegal for more than five woman to be in the same place...
除了在妓院和坟场里之外 ...except for in brothel or in grave.
在美国 许多女人聚在一起，叫女性主义 ln the U.S. and A., many womens meet in groups called Feminists.
我找到了更多人 l find more.
（美国女性主义者协会） vETERAN FEMlNlSTS OF AMERlCA vETERAN FEMlNlSTS OF AMERlCA So, what means this feminism?
（美国女性主义者协会） 什么叫女性主义？
这理论主张男女平权 lt's the theory that women should be equal to men...
不论经济、社会和政治上皆然 ...in matters economic, social--
-你在笑 -是的 -Now you are laughing. -Yes.
这就是问题了 That is the problem.
你们认为女人应该受教育吗？ Do you think a woman should be educate?
当然 Definitely.
可是女人的脑子比男人小 你们不认为这是问题？ But is it not a problem that a woman have a smaller brain than a man?
那是错的 That is wrong.
不过政府科学家亚姆克博士 证明了女人的脑子跟松鼠一样大 But the government scientist, Dr. Yamak, prove it's the size of squirrel.
你们政府的科学家？ Your government's scientist?
-对，亚姆克博士 -他是错的 -Yes, Dr. Yamak. -He's wrong. He's wrong.
笑一下嘛，宝贝，干嘛绷着脸？ Give me a smile, baby. Why angry face?
你说的话很贬低人 Well, what you're saying is very demeaning.
-你知道“贬低” 的意思吗？ -不知道 -Do you know the word ''demeaning''? -No.
我们对你们男人宣告 We are saying to you....
我无法专心听这个老男人说什么 I could not concentrate on what this old man was saying.
我满脑子想着穿红色泳衣的美女 All I could think about was this lovely woman in her red water-panties.
谁是C. J？ Who was this C.J.?
我昨晚在我饭店房间看到 Last night l see in my hotel room...
电视上有个叫C. J的女人 ...a woman called C.J. on the television.
-你们认识她吗？ -不认识 -Do you know her? -No.
她住在一个叫海滩游侠的地方 She from a town called Baywatches.
她只是电视上的人物 她的真名叫潘蜜拉 -She's just on television. -Her name is Pamela.
-她住纽约市吗？ -她住在加州 -Do she live here in New York City? -She lives in California.
-在加州 -他会去找她 -ln the California. -He's gonna look her up.
访谈结束了吧？ Okay, can we finish now?
大咪咪，笑一下 Listen, pussycat, smile a bit.
-好了，够了，我不玩了 -访谈结束，我们要走了 -All right. That's it. l'm done. -We're finished. We have to leave.
虽然我满脑子想着这个C. J 我还是不能去追求她 Although I was obsessed by this C.J., I could not pursue her...
不然我老婆会捏爆我的蛋 ...or else my wife would snap off my cock.
萨狄耶夫先生？ Mr. Sagdiyev?
-是的 -有您的电报 -Yes? -l have a telegram for you.
-你能念出来吗？ -可以 -You can read? -Yes, l can.
上面写，亲爱的波拉特萨狄耶夫 ''Dear Borat Sagdiyev...
您的老婆欧芭桑 ...your wife Oxna...
跟您低能的弟弟毕罗走在森林里 ...was walking your retarded Bilo in the woods...
被一头熊攻击，并强暴她致死 ...when a bear attacked and violated and break her.
她死了 She is now dead.''
你说我老婆死了？ You say my wife is dead?
上面是这么 This is what it's....
是的，很抱歉，电报是这么写的 Yes, sir. l'm sorry to inform you, but that's what the telegram says.
击掌！好耶！ High five! Great!
你说加州是什么意思？ What do you mean, California?
我安排所有拍摄工作在纽约 l have arranged all our filming for New York.
我们得离开纽约去看真正的美国 But we need to leave New York to find the real America:
牛仔竞技、牛仔 那对我们的记录片更好 Rodeos, cowboys.... lt will be better for our documentary.
为什么是加州？那里有什么？ But why California? What's there?
珍珠港在那里，德州也是 Pearl Harbor is there.... And so is Texas.
终于，我说服奥萨玛 我们得旅行去加州 Eventually, I persuade Azamat that we would travel to California...
沿途拍摄我们的报导 ...and make our reportings along the way.
他坚持我们不能搭飞机 以免犹太人重演911恐怖攻击 He insists we not fly in case the Jews repeated their attack of 9 1 1.
好，我会找别的办法去加州 Okay, l'll find another way for us to get there.
（麦克潘斯卡 沛瑞霍尔驾训班） 我叫麦克，我是你的驾驶教练 MlCHAEL PSENlCSKA Perry Hall Driving School My name is Mike. l'm gonna be your driving instructor.
（麦克潘斯卡 沛瑞霍尔驾训班） 欢迎来到我国 Welcome to our country, okay.
-我叫波拉特 -好了、好了 -My name Borat. -Okay, okay. Good, good.
我不习惯那样，不过没关系 Well, l'm not used to that, but that's fine.
你有一点驾驶概念吧？ Now, you do know how to drive a little bit?
-有 -好，打到D档 -Yes. -Yes. Put it in D.
-什么？ -开车 -What? -Drive.
等一下 Now, wait a second. Wait a second.
-等一等，你以前开过车吗？ -有，开过很多次 -Have you driven a car before? -Yes, many times.
往这 All right, let's go this way.
等等，我不希望你撞到人 l don't want you hitting anybody.
用两手开 Use two hands, now.
-什么？ -两只手 -What? -Two hands.
可是那样看来很像 抱着帮我口交的吉普赛女人 But then it look like l am holding a Gypsy while he eat my chram.
不管像什么，你得用两只手开车 l don't care. You use two hands when you drive, okay?
好吧 Okay.
-好了 -小心孩子 -Okay. -Watch the children.
好，没问题 Okay, no problem.
你不能撞到小孩 You must not hit the children.
你看，那里有个女人开车 Look, there is a woman in a car.
能不能跟她车？ Can we follow her?
-也许再上她一下 -不行 -And maybe make sexy-time with her? -No, no, no.
-来去找她嘛，为什么不行？ -不、不、不行 -Let's get her. Why not? -No, no, no.
因为女人有权选择性伴侣 Because a woman has a right to choose who she has sex with.
-什么？ ！你是在开玩笑吗？ -很令人吃惊吧？ -What? You joke? -How about that? lsn't that amazing?
一定要得到女性同意 很不错吧？ There must be consent. How about that?
很不错吧？ That's good, huh?
-对我而言不好 -那很好 -ls not good for me. -lt is good.
-握好方向盘 -好 -Steer the car. -Okay.
-你要喝一杯吗？ -开车时不能喝酒 -You want have a drink? -You can't drink that.
-为什么不能？ -那是违法的 -Why not? What? -lt's against the law.
是谁开车跟着我们？我不要被跟 Who is this car that follow us? l wish it didn't follow us.
-我不知道 -也许我们能甩掉它 -l don't know. -Maybe we'll lose them.
最好不要 No, we better not lose them.
不要瞪我 Hey, don't look at me.
吃我的奶头吧 Eat my tits!
在这里右转 We'll make a right turn up here.
少那样瞪我，我会吃你的屎 Don't look at me like that. l will eat your shit.
-你去干我老母吧 -你不能那样 -Hey, you fuck my mother! -Hey, hey.
-他先开始的，他瞪我 -不可以这样 -No, he do before. He look on me. -You can't do that.
他们会让我们坐牢的 They're gonna throw us in jail, me with you.
为什么要坐牢？是他瞪我的 Why in a jail? He look on me.
-让他看我屁眼 -不能那样说话 -Behind. -You can't say that.
我喜欢你，你喜欢我吗？ l like you, do you like me?
-我喜欢你 -你是我朋友？ -l do like you. -You are my friend?
你是个好人，我是你朋友 You're nice and l am your friend.
你愿意当我男朋友？ You will be my boyfriend?
-我不会当你的男朋友 -为什么？你不喜欢我？ -l won't be your boyfriend. -Why not? You do not like me?
看情况，男朋友，可以吧 l could be. lt depends. Well, boyfriend, yeah, l can.
大成功 Great success.
现在该去买汽车了 Now time to make purchase of motorcars.
我要能吸引有修阴毛的女人的车 l want to have a car that attract a woman with a shave down below.
（吉姆赛尔 通用汽车业务员） 那就是跑车，或是悍马 JlM SELL GM Salesman Well, that would be a Corvette or a Hummer.
（吉姆赛尔 通用汽车业务员） 我们会帮您选车 JlM SELL GM Salesman We will try to help you out here.
我们会帮您选车 We will try to help you out here.
昨天有个男人告诉我 A man yesterday tell me if l buy a car...
买车要买有装辣妹吸铁的车 ...l must buy one with a pussy magnet.
他是说一辆能吸引女人的车 He means a car that women will like.
对，不过吸铁装在哪？ Yes, but where you keep this magnet?
没有吸铁，他说的是车子 No, there's no magnet. That was just-- He means the vehicle.
女人很爱悍马车 Women love the Hummers.
-这车有辣妹吸铁吗？ -没有 -Do this have a pussy magnet? -No.
这车本身就是吸铁 The vehicle itself will be a magnet.
要是我给你好价钱 你会帮我装辣妹吸铁吗？ lf l give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
会的，不过这国家没有那种吸铁 Yeah, but there's no such thing in this country as a magnet.
要是这辆车撞上一群吉普赛人 lf this car drive into a group of Gypsy...
车子会受到损伤吗？ ...will there be any damage to the car?
-要看你撞的有多用力 -很用力 -lt depends on how hard you hit them. -Hard.
很用力？ Yeah, hard. You might...
要是有人滚上挡风玻璃 挡风玻璃可能会被撞破 ...if somebody rolls on the windshield, crack your windshield.
我要开多快才能撞死他？ How fast do l need to go to guarantee l kill him?
我告诉你吧 Let me tell you something, with this vehicle, probably doing 35...
-用这辆车，时速60公里就行了 -赞啊！ -...40 miles an hour would do it. -Great.
我买下我老婆时 When l buy my wife...
一开始她菜煮得好 ...at the start, she was cook good...
那里也正常 她也粗勇的很能耕种 ...her vagina work well and she strong on plow.
不过三年后，当她15岁时 But after three years, when she was 1 5...
她变弱了，声音也变粗 “波拉特、波拉特” ...then she become weak, her voice become deep, ''Borat, Borat.''
她胸口长出毛发 She receive hair on chest...
那里还松垮的像滷大肠头 ...and her vagina hang like sleeve of wizard.
我怎知这辆车不会变那样？ How do l know that this will not happen with a car?
雪佛兰有保固保证 Chevrolet guarantees that with a warranty.
我很想买这台悍马 l like very much buy this Hummers.
-它多少钱？ -5万2千元美金 -How much is it? -Fifty-two thousand.
我找的车价位是在 600到650元美金之间 l am looking for something between $600 to $650.
我们没有650元的车 We don't have any cars for 650 that you can buy.
我可以卖你一辆二手车 l might be able to sell you a wholesale car.
里程数很高， 700元，没保固 A car with a lot of miles for 700 with no warranty.
-好吧 -来吧 -Okay. -Come on.
加州，我来了 California, l coming!
我们旅程的第一站是华盛顿首府 First stops on our journey was Washington, D.C...
美国大军阀布希的家园 ...home of mighty U.S. warlord, Premier Bush.
（华盛顿首府）
你看这是谁的大使馆？ Look who has an embassy here!
乌兹别克 你们这些狗娘养的！ 你看这是谁的大使馆？ Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers! Look who has an embassy here!
乌兹别克 你们这些狗娘养的！ Uzbekistan. Fuck you, motherfuckers!
我们抵达此地学习美国政治 We arrive here to learn from American politic.
奥萨玛安排我访问执政党高层 Azamat arrange interview with Party official from ruling regime.
（鲍伯巴尔 前乔治亚州国会议员） 奥萨玛安排我访问执政党高层 BOB BARR Former Georgia Congressman Azamat arrange interview with Party official from ruling regime.
-我们是好朋友，对吧，鲍伯？ -希望如此 -We are good friend, Bob Barr, yes? -l hope so.
照习俗一开始要先吃点起司 lt is a custom have cheese at the start.
谢谢 Thank you.
这起司是我老婆做的 My wife, she make this cheese.
很不错 very nice.
她用她自己的奶做的 She make it from milk from her tit.
访问结束后 我遇上了传统的美国街头嘉年华 After interview, I encounters traditional American street festival.
（同志大游行） GAY PRlDE PARADE
这里的人比纽约的人更友善 People here were much more friendly than in New York.
第二天早上 我访问了有张巧克力脸的政治家 Next morning, I interview politician who is a genuine chocolate-face.
完全没化妆 No makeup.
（亚伦基斯 二度当选民主党总统候选人） 星期天，我抵达华盛顿时 ALAN KEYES 2-time Republican Presidential Candidate On Sunday, l arrive in Washington.
（亚伦基斯 二度当选民主党总统候选人） 这里有场游行 There was a parade.
我在游行里交了两个朋友 l make two friends from this parade.
我邀请他们去我饭店的房间 l invite them back my hotel room.
我们跟哈萨克人一样礼貌饮酒 We drink like normal in Kazakhstan.
我们玩哈萨克式摔角 We wrestle like normal in Kazakhstan.
后来他们说，我来帮你洗澡 他就帮我洗澡了 Then they say, ''I wash you in a shower, '' and he wash me in a shower.
听来你似乎认识了一些 lt sounds like you met somebody who is from...
我们美国称为同志的人 ...what is called in America, the gay community.
-“同志”是什么意思？ -同性恋 -What it mean, ''gay,'' this word? -Homosexual.
同性恋，你是说 A homosexual? You mean...?
你是说 那个拿橡胶拳头捅我屁眼的家伙 Are you telling me the man who try to put a rubber fist in my anus...
他是同性恋？ ...was a homosexual?
虽然我的屁眼裂伤了 Even though my anus was broken...
不过我知道我的旅程一定会成功 ...I knew that rest of our journey would be great success.
我们离开华盛顿，继续前往加州 We left Washington and continued towards California.
你们好，伙伴 Howdy, partners!
（61号当铺）
是，部长，我们照行程拍 Yes, minister, we're on schedule.
是，我正站在时代广场中央 Yes, l'm standing in the middle of Times Square.
该准备上电视了 lt's time to prepare for your Tv appearance.
记得要谈到在竞技大会上唱国歌 Remember to talk of singing national anthem at rodeo.
别担心，我是专业电视人 Don't worry, l am a Tv professional.
（abc16台） 现在，带您深入了解时事 这是WAPT晨间新闻 Now, building our station around you. This is 1 6 WAPT News This Morning...
（16台WAPT新闻 您忠实的新闻频道） 现在，带您深入了解时事 这是WAPT晨间新闻 ...named best newscast in the state by the Associated Press.
（16台WAPT新闻 您忠实的新闻频道） 美国最佳新闻报导电视台
今晨我们现场来了一位特别来宾 This morning we have a special guest here in the studio.
这位是波拉特萨狄耶夫 This is Borhat Sagadiyev.
他正旅行全美 以体验美国生活 He is traveling across America to get the taste of life here in the United States.
他过去几天刚好经过本区 He spent the last few days here.
-早安 -你好，我叫波拉特 -Good morning to you. -Hello, my name Borat. Hello.
谢谢 Hello. Thank you.
开始前请通知我，因为我想尿尿 （波拉特萨狄耶夫 旅行全美） Before we start, can you tell me, because l want make urines...
然后我再回来 ...then l come back here and....
只要你在开始前一分钟告诉我 lf you tell me one minute before we start--
已经开始了，我们正在现场播出 We started. We are actually live on the air right now.
-我很兴奋 -是的 -l am very excite. -Yes.
你好，美国！我很兴奋！ Hello, U.S. and A.! Hello, U.S. and A.! l'm very excite!
我很兴奋能到这里来 l'm very excite to be here.
你好 And hello!
你也好 Hello to you as well.
请简单说一下，你为何来美国？ Now, real quickly, why are you here in the United States?
因为我想学习美国 Because l want to learn from U.S. and A...
你们的文化 并且了解你们的生活 ...your culture, and to understand from how a thing happen...
再把心得带回我的国家 ...and to take this lesson back to my country.
-好，你要不要坐下？ -好的 -All right. Would you like to have a seat? -Yes.
请坐、请坐 Please sit, please sit, please sit.
你经历过的的其中一件事 Now, one of the things that you've enjoyed so much about--
给我麦克风好吗？不然观众听不见 Can l have a microphone so people can hear me?
观众听的见，你已经装了麦克风 They can hear you right now. You are miked up.
这个小玩意，那就是麦克风 This right here, that's the microphone.
你好！幸会！ Hello. Hello, nice meet you.
欢迎来到美国，谢谢你大驾光临 Well, welcome to the United States. Thank you very much for coming on.
谢谢你，很高兴见到你 等你来哈萨克时 When you come to Kazakhstan...
-你可以住我家 -谢谢你 -...you can stay in my house. -Well, thank you so much.
-你可以睡我家，上我妹妹 -感谢你的邀请 You can sleep my house and you can use my sister.
稍候回来，气象专家肯强森 Meteorologist Ken Johnson will have the latest...
将报导热带风暴艾蜜莉的动向 ...on tropical storm Emily when we return.
十秒钟，准备 Ten seconds, stand by.
这是WAPT晨间新闻 This is 1 6 WAPT News This Morning.
55号公路交通顺畅 Traffic is flowing along smoothly along lnterstate 55.
路面干爽，不过如果你要往北走 Dry conditions. lf you're heading to the north...
霍姆斯和亚泰拉郡会有阵雨 ...not too far away from Attala County, there's some showers there.
接着看今天早上的雷达云图 Check that out on the radar this morning and--
谢谢你们邀请我来 Thank you, very nice for have me.
你叫什么来着？ What your name?
我们正在播气象预报 We're on air right now doing the weather.
-你叫什么来着？ -我们现在正在播气象预报 -What your name? -We're doing the weather right now.
跟亚德里安去，她叫你过去 Go over here with Adrian. She's calling you to go over here.
-他是女的？ -是的 -lt is a she? -Yes.
-真赞 -对，快去 -very nice. -Yeah, go. Go--
-过去 -你叫什么？你是做什么的？ -Go over here with-- -What is your name?
我是气象专家 l'm the weather guy.
好 Okay....
继续播报气象，雷达云图 Let's go over to the weather. You can see the radar, right now...
显示北方会有阵雨和暴风 ...showing some showers and storms up to the north--
好，让我 Okay. All right, let me--
很高兴认识你 Nice to meet you.
亚宙市北方会有阵雨和暴风 Showers and storms north of Yazoo City up towards Kosciusko--
谢谢你，拜拜 Thank you, bye-bye.
你今晚要在竞技场献唱 You're singing at a rodeo tonight!
你为什么没提？ Why didn't you mention it?
我能怎样，他们又不是专业人士 What can l do, they are not professional.
开快点，我们要赶一百里的路 Get a move on, we have 1 00 miles to go.
（本周末 克罗格瓦利戴尔牛仔竞技冠军赛） 欢迎莅临第30届牛仔竞技大赛 We welcome you to the 38th annual Kroger Valleydale Championship Rodeo.
当然，我们既有的印象 Of course, every picture that we get back...
（巴比罗威 牛仔竞技场总经理） 当然，我们既有的印象 BOBBY ROWE General Manager, lmperial Rodeo Of course, every picture that we get back...
（巴比罗威 牛仔竞技场总经理） 从恐怖份子或其它东西穆斯林 他们长的都像你 ...from the terrorists or anything else, the Muslims, they look like you...
-黑发加小胡子 -是的 -...black hair and a black mustache. -Yes.
刮掉那口烂胡子 那样你才不会那么引人注意 Shave that dadgummed moustache off so you're not so conspicuous.
你看起来会像意大利之类的人 So you look like maybe an ltalian or something...
只要有人看你的话 ...as far as when people looking at you.
我看到可能是该死穆斯林的人时 l see a lot of people and l think, ''There's a dadgummed Muslim.
我会猜想他身上绑着怎样的炸弹 l wonder what kind of bomb he's got strapped to him.''
-对 -也许你不是 -Yes. -And you probably aren't a Muslim.
-也许你不信穆斯林 -我是哈萨克人，我追随老鹰神 -Maybe that's not your religion. -No, l am a Kazakh. l follow the hawk.
可是你看起来很像 But you look like one of them.
等这场战争结束 等我们赢了 This thing gets over with and when we win it...
彻底击败敌人 ...and kick the butts over there...
而那些该死的浑球都被宰了 ...and all of them son-of-a-bucks hanging from the gallows...
到那时，你就得证明你自己 ...by that time, you will have proven yourself...
而人们会了解，你也会被接纳 ...and you'll be accepted.
-保重 -谢谢 -Take care. -Thank you.
-我不会亲你的 -为什么？ -l ain't gonna kiss you. -Why not?
在我们国家玩亲亲的男人 都是搞同志的男人 The people that do the kissing are the ones that float around like that.
-他们不好吗？ -对，别跟他们亲，你不会想亲的 -Are they all...? -Yeah. Stay away from them that kiss.
-好的 -你不想跟他们搞亲亲 -Okay. -You don't want nobody kissing.
在我们国家，他们会被捉去处决 ln my country they take them to jail and finish them.
-把他们拖出去吊死 -是的 -Take them and hang them. -Yes.
-我们国家也在设法这么做 -击掌 -That's what we're trying to get done. -High five.
各位维吉尼亚州塞勒姆市的观众 Ladies and gentlemen of Salem, virginia...
请一起来个温暖的美式欢迎 ...would you please give a warm, American welcome...
欢迎一位远从哈萨克来此的先生 ...to a gentleman who has come all the way from Kazakhstan...
我们很荣幸邀请他来演唱国歌 ...and we are honored to have singing our national anthem.
各位女士先生，波拉特萨狄耶夫 Ladies and gentlemen, Borat Sagdiyev.
我叫波拉特，我来自哈萨克 My name Borat. l come from Kazakhstan.
我能不能先说 我们支持你们的反恐战争 Can l say first, we support your war of terror.
让我们支持远在伊拉克的子弟兵 May we show our support to our boys in lraq.
愿美国杀光所有的恐怖份子 May U.S. and A. kill every single terrorist.
愿乔治布希吸干伊拉克 May your George Bush drink the blood...
每个男人、女人、小孩的血 ...of every single man, woman and child of lraq.
耶！ Yeah!
愿你们摧毁那个国家 好让接下来的一千年 May you destroy their country so that for the next thousand years...
他们的沙漠里连蜥蜥都找不到 ...not even a single lizard will survive in their desert.
为展现我们的友谊 To show our friendship...
我要演唱 以贵国国歌旋律伴奏的 ...l now will sing our Kazakh national anthem...
哈萨克国歌 ...to the tune of your national anthem.
请起立 Please stand.
我们昨晚差点死掉 这场旅程受到了诅咒 We nearly died last night. This journey is cursed.
我们该留在纽约的 We should have stayed in New York.
我很难过 I was sad.
竞技场观众不喜欢我 The rodeo peoples did not like me.
要是潘蜜拉也不喜欢我呢？ What if Pamela did not like me too?
我们需要点什么来改运 （跳蚤市场） We needed something to change our fortunes.
你看，奥萨玛，吉普赛村落 Look, Azamat, a Gypsy village.
我们去取点他们的眼泪来改运 Let us extract some of their tears so we can remove the curse.
别怕，吉普赛人 我只要是你的眼泪 Do not fear me, Gypsy, all l want from you is your tears.
请给我眼泪，不然我就自己动手 Please give them to me or l will take them.
我不是吉普赛人 l'm not a Gypsy.
我是中西部农夫的女儿，美国人 l'm a Midwestern farmer's daughter. Americana.
你有很多宝物，你从哪抢来的？ You have many treasures. Who did you rob for this?
不是抢来的，原本都放房子里 We didn't rob them. They came from the house.
我要看看你的宝物，吉普赛人 l will look in your treasures, Gypsy.
你明白吗？我要检查它们 ls this understood? l will look on them.
请看吧 Please do.
这位被你缩小的女士是谁？ Who is this lady you have shrunk?
她是这房子原本的主人吗？ Was she the owner of this house that you camp in front of?
不，这里还有一些娃娃 There's a couple more child's dolls.
别想缩小我，我是说真的 Do not try and shrink me, Gypsy. l serious.
-这些是你的魔咒？ -不是 -These are your spells? -No.
里面有本好书《富翁的思维》 There's a good one, The Millionaire Mindset.
拿去吧 There you go.
《海滩游侠》
-《海滩游侠》 -《海滩游侠》 ？ -Baywatch. -Baywatch?
这表示她爱我 lt means she love me.
奥萨玛！ Azamat!
奥萨玛，大成功！我弄到眼泪了 Azamat, great success! l've got the tears.
向加州前进 Onwards to California!
走吧 Let's go.
你手上拿着什么？ What's that you've got there?
没什么，别担心 lt's nothing. Don't worry about it.
（维吉尼亚州里奇蒙市）
（乔治亚州亚特兰大市）
我们走的路对吗？ Are we going the right way?
不知，这地图是1917年出版的 l don't know, this map is from 1 91 7.
我们到底在哪里？ Where the hell are we?
（马丁路德金二世大道 西-东）
嘿！给我停车！ Hey, stop that goddamn van!
宝贝，你要出来吗？ Hey, baby, wanna go out? Wanna go out, honey?
我要停车问路 l'm going to stop and ask.
不，继续开 No, no, no, keep going. Keep going.
我想请问往加州怎么走 l need the direction to California, please.
-去加州？ -远得很 -To California? -You a long way from home.
你跟谁在一起？ Who you with, man? Who you with, who you with?
我跟朋友奥萨玛巴格托夫旅行 我们旅行横越这国家 l travel with my friend, Azamat Bagatov. We travel across the country.
你不能那样说话，你要说英文 You can't be talking all that. You gotta be talking English right here.
你看起来像麦可杰克逊 You look like Michael Jackson, ''Beat lt.''
老兄，你最好 Man, you better--
我喜欢你们，教我怎么穿衣服 l like you peoples. Can you teach me how to dress?
我要怎样才能像你们？ How can l be like you?
你得先松开皮带，让牛仔裤垮下 You need to let them jeans down.
拉下去？ Pull them down?
别拉成像是你要大便似的 Don't pull them down like--
-像怎样？ -不、不 -Like a ho? -No, no, no.
-像这样？ -对 -Like a this? -Yeah.
不过别秀出你的尿布 But don't show your Huggies though, man.
搞什么？你穿鱼网？ What the hell? ls that fishnet?
不，这是内裤 No, no, no, these are my antipants.
-你听什么样的音乐？ -我喜欢科齐布切克 -What kind of music you listen to? -l like very much Corky Bucek.
知道他吗？ You know Corky Bucek?
你们能教我像你们一样说话吗？ Can you teach me speak like you?
你想说什么？ What you trying to say?
-你们怎么说“你好吗？” -搞什么啊？ -How you say, ''How do you do?'' -What's up with it?
-搞什么啊？ -对 -What's that with it? -Yeah.
停车，看我们能不能住这 Pull over and let's see if we can stay here.
你搞什么啊，香草脸？ What's up with it, vanilla-face?
我和我兄弟奥萨玛 刚把我们的车停在外面 Me and my homey, Azamat, just parked our slab outside.
请过来 Please.
我们要找地方给黑屁股休息 We are looking for somewhere to post up our black asses for the night.
碰碰黑鬼 So bang-bang, skeet-skeet, nigga.
我们是一对男子汉，不召妓 We just a couple of pimps, no ho's.
-先生，请你出去 -好 -Sir, you gotta leave. -Okay.
你不走，我们就找警察带你走 Leave now or we're gonna call the cops and we'll have you taken out.
我们不能住这，他们讨厌名人 We can't stay here, they are 'player haters.'
（路口左转 住宿供餐）
-你好 -你们今晚有空房吗？ -Hi. Hello. -You have a room for tonight?
有，当然有 Oh, yes. Yes, definitely.
-请进 -太好了 -Come on in. -Great.
也请你朋友进来 Your friend also.
这房子真漂亮 A beautiful house, this.
房子里挂的画，都是我的作品 All the paintings in the house, l did.
这个人是谁？ What is this man?
这是一位叶门犹太人 他正在做首饰 This is a Yemenite Jew and he's working on a piece of jewelry.
他们叶门人也是珠宝匠 They, Yemenites, were also jewelers.
你为什么会有犹太人的画？ Why you have a picture of a Jew?
因为我是犹太人 所以我有很多犹太人的画 Because l'm Jewish, so l have lots of pictures of Jews.
这就是你们的房间 This is the room and....
-你需要两个枕头吗？ -是的 -Do you need two pillows? -Yes.
很好，谢谢你们，这里很棒 Great. Thank you. Lovely place.
他们是犹太人 They're Jews.
我现在知道了 l know that now.
他们会杀了我们，我们得逃走 They'll kill us. We need to escape.
-等一下，等等 -好 -Wait, wait. -Okay.
你们好 Hello.
-你好吗？ -很好 -How are you? -Great.
你们安顿好了？ You guys getting settled in?
这是特别为你做的三明治 This is a special sandwich for you.
我不饿 l not so hungry.
他可以吃 He can eat this.
吃吧，胖子 He fat.
不、不 No, no.
-你得吃一点，因为 -吃一半 -You gonna eat, because-- -Take a half.
-吃一半，你就知道了 -吃一半 -Take a half and then you'll see. -Take a half.
我不怎么饿 Yeah. l not so hungry.
吃一点点就好 You eat a little bit.
吃点东西，你饿了 而且你是客人 Go ahead and eat something because you're hungry.
好 Yes.
我不想看到你们挨饿 l don't want to see you go hungry.
这张画是什么？ What is this picture over here?
好 Okay....
现在是凌晨三点 我在犹太人的巢穴之中 lt is 3 in the morning. l am in a nest of Jews.
他们很聪明的变换了外型 They have cleverly shifted their shapes.
其中一个还幻化成老女人 One of them has taken the form of a little old woman.
你根本看不到她头上的角 You can barely see her horns.
她已经试图毒杀过我了 She have tried to poison me already.
这些鼠辈很机灵 These rats are very clever.
你看，犹太人又变身了 Look, the Jews have shifted their shapes.
好吧，我该给他们多少钱？ OK, OK. How much shall l give them?
我不知道 l don't know....
多一点，给多一点 More. Give them more.
快跑、快跑 Go. Go.
我们回纽约，至少那里没犹太人 Let's go back to New York, at least there's no Jews there.
冷静点，我们继续朝加州去 Calm down. We'll keep heading to California.
为何是加州？加州有啥特别的？ Why California? What's so special about California?
我们要去加州！ We are going to California!
然后在半路送命！ And get killed on the way?!
别紧张，我会弄点保命的东西 Relax, Azamat! l will get us protection.
（枪枝）
防御犹太人的最佳武器是什么？ What is the best gun to defend from a Jew?
我推荐九厘米或点四五 l would recommend either a 9 millimeter or a .45.
真是赞 very nice.
我就像电影明星哈洛探长 lt like l movie star, Dirty Harold.
-是啊 -动手吧，死犹太 -Yes, sir. -Come on and make my day, Jew.
不过他不能卖我枪 因为我不是美国人 But he would not sell me gun since I not American.
所以我寻求其它的保护措施 So I look for other protection.
（穆屈牧场 稀有动物买卖） MUNCH RANCH Exotic Animal Dealer
-这种是什么狗？ -这是只陆龟 -What type of dog is this? -This is a tortoise.
这是只戴帽子的猫吗？ ls this a cat in a hat?
不，这是戴了龟壳的陆龟 No, it's a tortoise in a shell.
是啊 Yes.
我需要一只动物来防身 l need animal for protection.
你有什么能卖我？ What you have for me?
（新鲜清凉冰淇淋）
（未经大人监督，孩童不可入池）
我们很安全，我们继续去加州 We're safe. Now we continue to California.
击掌！ High five!
很好！赞啊 Great! Nice.
（安娜小可爱 保证经验丰富）
关掉 Switch it off.
这好烦人 lt so annoying!
冰淇淋！ lce cream!
（乔治亚州 亚特兰大市） 快乐时光 我们很平安，正要去找潘蜜拉 Happy times. We were safe and well on our way to Pamela.
（乔治亚州 亚特兰大市） 该继续工作了 It was time to get back to work.
哈萨克人要学习美式餐桌礼仪 Kazakhstan needs to learn about American fine dining.
首先有位女士会教你南方礼仪 First, a lady will teach you southern manners.
我能学多久？ How long have l got?
一小时 接着你要跟上流社会的人用餐 An hour. Then you have dinner date with high society.
你好，幸会 Hello and nice meet you.
（凯希马丁 礼仪教练） 你好，幸会 KATHlE B. MARTlN Etiquette Coach Hello, it's so nice to meet you.
（凯希马丁 礼仪教练） 欢迎来到美国 KATHlE B. MARTlN Etiquette Coach Welcome to America.
（凯希马丁 礼仪教练） 你能教我像绅士般用餐吗？ KATHlE B. MARTlN Etiquette Coach Will you please teach me how to dine like gentleman?
当然，我很乐意 Of course, l'll be happy to.
（独立大道）
（木兰饮食协会） 进门时向人问好，这礼貌吗？ THE MAGNOLlA MANSlON Dining Society Is it polite to greet people when I make entry?
（木兰饮食协会） 是的，很礼貌 THE MAGNOLlA MANSlON Dining Society Yes, it is.
（木兰饮食协会） -我带你认识其他人 -好 -Let me introduce you around. -Yes.
-你得说出你的名字 -你好，我是麦克，麦克杰瑞 -You're gonna have to-- -l'm Mike. Mike Jared.
我是伯大妮魏斯顿 Hello, l'm Bethany Weston.
-真是幸会 -赞啊 -Lovely to see you. -Nice.
-你好吗？ -你好吗？我叫班 -How you do? -How do you do? My name's Ben.
我该注意坐我身旁的人吗？ Should l pay interest in peoples around the table-sides?
是的 Yes.
如果餐桌很大，很长 And, if it is a big table, a very long table...
你可能会想专注于坐在附近的人 ...you might want to restrict your conversation...
好 -Yes. -...to people right in your vicinity.
-很好 -所以你不能太大声 -very nice. -So you are not yelling.
你是做什么的？ What do you do?
-我是教堂的牧师 -是啊 -l'm the pastor of a church. -Yes.
-你是做什么的？ -我在营建业做了好些年 -What do you do? -l have spent years in construction.
我最近不做了 l'm recently retired.
-你不行了？ -是的 -You are retard? -Yes.
是身体问题还是心理问题？ Physical or mental?
-他是退休了 -不是不行，是我不工作了 -Retired. -No, no, not retarded.
-我不再工作了 -停止工作 -l don't work anymore. -Stopped working.
你们让已经不行的人 lt's very good you allow retard...
跟你们同桌吃饭，真好心 ...to eat with you in the same place.
我们不是这么说的 That's not what we're saying about this man.
他不是你说的那种“不行” 的人 He is not what you would refer to as retard.
-不 -当然不是 -No. -No, no. Not at all.
你们村里有电话吗？ Do you have a telephone in this village?
当然有 Of course.
我该展示我家人的照片吗？ Should l show photos of my family?
你有家人的照片？很好 You have photos of your family? Wonderful.
这是我最喜欢的儿子，裘利路易 This my favorite son, Huey Lewis.
-好 -是的 -Okay. -Yes.
-他看起来很快乐 -是的 -He looks happy. -Yes.
他很壮 He very strong.
-老天，他能把你举起来？ -是的，很壮 -My goodness, is that him holding you? -Yes. very strong.
他又长了3公分 他现在有17公分长 He grow three centimeter. He now 1 7 centimeter long.
我想我不会给人看 这些他没穿衣服的照片 l'm not sure l would show these photos of him without clothes on.
我该称赞别人吗？ Should l pay compliments to the peoples?
只有在你诚心诚意的时候 Yes, but only if you truly agree with that compliment.
你有一张很和善的脸 You have a very gentle face...
-还有一个很性感的身体 -谢谢你 -...and a very erotic physique. -Thank you.
-你说的很正确 -对 -You're correct. -Yes.
你观察得很好 That's a very good observation.
她是你老婆？ She is your wife?
不是，那才是我老婆 Nope. That's my wife.
在我的国家 大家会为这两个疯狂 ln my country, they would go crazy for these two.
她就不怎么样 Not so much.
我要去粪坑时该怎么说？ What should l say if l need to go to the shit hole?
你是说洗手间？ You mean to the restroom?
-到大便的地方 -浴室？ -To the place to make the shit. -The bathroom? Okay. What you--
不是洗澡，是拉屎 Not to bath. To make dirt from anus.
-不是洗澡，对，厕所 -咖啡色的 -Not a bath, right. The toilet. -The brown--
-你们拉你明白吗？ -是、是 -Where you make-- You understand? -Yes. Yes.
-坏东西？臭臭的坏东西 -是的 -Bad? Bad thing from it. -Yes.
-你只要说 -咖啡色的 -What you do is you say: -Brown.
抱歉，我需要去一下洗手间 ''Excuse me, l need to go to the restroom.''
抱歉 我能不能去一下你们知道 Excuse me, is it possible to go and do a, you know....
失陪一下？ 你们是怎么说来着 -To be excused? -How you say in the, you know....
楼上 就说“失陪一下” Upstairs. Just say, ''Excuse me a moment.''
我要去你们是说 这样就可以了，谢谢 -l need to go, what you say.... -That works. Thank you.
你会上楼吗？ 会的，谢谢 -Can you go upstairs? -Yes, thank you.
我想文化差异真的很大 l think that the cultural differences are vast...
-正是 -我认为他是很不错的人 -Exactly. -...and l think he's a delightful man...
他不用花多少时间就能美国化了 ...and it wouldn't take very much time for him to really become Americanized.
谢谢，我好多了，这要放哪？ Thank you very much. l feel much better.
-辛蒂，这个要摆哪儿？ -就 -Cindy, where shall l put this? -Just--
我该把这放哪儿？ Where should l put this?
也许放下面那间洗手间 Maybe in the other restroom down here.
哪里？ ln the--
请恕我失陪一下 Excuse me-- Excuse me for just a moment, please.
你就这样卷 You roll off like this...
然后拿纸擦屁股，看着 ...and you wipe your bottom and you put the paper-- Look.
-你帮我擦？ -不，我不擦，是你擦 -You, wipe mine? -No, l don't. You do.
-这是很私人的事情 -女主人清理其他人的便便？ -This is a very private thing. -The host cleans the anus of the other?
不，除了你之外，没人会碰你 No, no, no. Nobody touches you, except you.
我能带一位朋友参加晚宴吗？ Can l bring a guest to dinner?
要是你受邀去别人家或参加派对 lf you have been invited to a home or to a party...
-是 -事先经过主人许可 -Yes. -...it is acceptable to bring a guest...
-就可以带朋友参加 -好 -...if you ask your host in advance. -Yes.
史东威尔将军、李将军 General Stonewall Jackson, Robert E. Lee.
我想这是我朋友 l think this my friend.
-你好？ -我找波拉特 -Hello? -Hi, l'm looking for Borat.
-我就是 -亲爱的 -Yes, it's me. -Oh, hi, honey.
-我是露娜 -你好，幸会 -l'm Luenell. Hi, hi. -Hello, nice to meet you.
-这是我朋友露娜 -你们好 -This my friend, Luenell. -Hi.
哦，哦 Oh, okay....
你们在开餐会啊 You all having a dinner party.
本来是，我不知道我们在干嘛 Well, we were. l don't know exactly what all that we're doing--
已经很晚了 lt is getting very, very late.
波拉特，恕我失陪，我要回家了 Excuse me, l'm going to have to go.
-好，很好 -已经很晚了 -Okay. very nice. -lt's getting very, very late...
时间到了，你知道的 ...and it's time that, you know...
我们也该结束晚宴了 ...we were ending our dinner party and everything.
-我很抱歉 -她不能来吃甜点吗？ -l apologize-- -But can't she come for desserts?
绝对不行，你也一样 Absolutely not, and neither can you.
-警长正要过来，我已经报警了 -最好是 -The sheriff is on his way. -l hope so.
我也经打过电话给他们了 l've already called them.
干嘛报警？ 那个不行的家伙跑了？ Why you call police? Have the retard escaped?
我很抱歉他们这样对待你 l want say l very sorry how they treat you in this house.
谢谢你 Thank you.
我想也许我今晚可以休息 l was thinking maybe l'd just take the night off.
我们出去找点乐子吧？ Why don't we just go out and have some fun?
你觉得怎样？ What do you think about that?
你要一起去吗？ You want to come with us?
去你的 Up yours!
（强强滚酒吧）
我叫波拉特 Hi! My name Borat.
-这是我朋友露娜 -嗨，露娜 -This my friend, Luenell. -Hi, Luenell.
她是个妓女 She is a prostitute.
你骑牛的样子好好玩 You were funny on that bull.
大家都快看到你的内裤了 Everybody almost see your underpants.
我以前没骑过牛 l never rode a bull before.
你要进来待一下吗？ Well, you wanna--? You wanna come in for a little while?
我很乐意 l would like very much...
不过我爱上一个住马里布的女人 ...but l in love with a woman in Malibu.
那样对她不大好 lt would not be nice to her for me to....
好，要是你路过，记得来找我 Okay, well, if you're ever in town again, this way, you know, look me up.
要是我再来，露娜 lf l ever in town again, Luenell...
我会很乐意付钱买你 ...l would very much like to pay you for sex.
晚安，露娜 Good night, Luenells.
晚安，波拉特 Good night, Borat.
你念对了我的名字 波拉特 You say my name right. Borat.
其他人都说波拉或波布 People say Borak or Billy or Bob.
拜 Bye.
潘蜜拉是很单纯的女孩 她最近解释说 ''Pamela is a fairly simple girl, she recently explained.
我过日子并没有什么复杂的逻辑 'There's not a whole lot of logic in the way l live my life.
我是很随性的 l am very spontaneous.'''
我也很随性 l'm very spontaneous too.
我要找个礼物送潘蜜拉 I needed a gift to give to Pamela...
好让她让我进入她的禁区 ...so that she would grant me entry into her vagina.
因此，我说服了奥萨玛 让我在一间美国商店拍摄报导 Therefore, I convinced Azamat to let me film a report in an American store.
（德州 达拉斯市）
别花超过3元美金，我们没钱了 Don't spend more than $3. We're low on money.
（古董 南北战争遗物）
（古董 南北战争遗物） 这是你的店？ This your shops?
对，这是我的古董店 Right, this is my antique shop.
你怎么有这么多有旗子的东西？ Why do you have so many things with a flag?
我们在彰显我们的文化 We're honoring our heritage.
这里，这是什么？ Now, what in here? What is this?
这有很多收藏品 These are a number of collectibles.
这是一盏灯 你知道，这是在家里用的 l mean, this is a lamp that, you know, you would use in your home.
这是中国景泰蓝钟 This is a Chinese cloisonne bell.
这只是一只小装饰鸭 And this is a little decorative duck.
你认为，当它们 And do you think, you know, when they--
对不起，等等 l'm sorry. Wait, wait, wait.
-老婆，我们需要帮忙 -不用，没关系的 -We need help, baby. -No, it's okay.
很对不起 l sorry.
对不起，我会修好这些东西 Sorry. l will repair all of this.
别担心，我朋友很会黏东西 Don't worry. My friend, he can make glue and--
我不认为那些东西可以黏好 我想你得付钱买下 l don't think you're gonna be able to glue it. You're gonna have to pay for it.
我有一支来自未来的数位手表 Okay, l have a digital watch from the future.
我给你，那比这些都值钱 l will give you. ls worth more than all of this.
你打破了价值425元的东西 You broke $425 worth of stuff.
160、170、180 Hundred and sixty, 1 70, 1 80.
-不够 -你要毛吗？这很赞的 -That's not enough. -Do you want hair--?
我不要毛 No, l don't want any damn hair.
这是哈萨克最好的毛，品质很好 This is best hair in Kazakhstan. Feel the quality.
我不想要你那该死的毛 l don't want your damn hair.
这是阴部剃下来的毛 我下周五就能帮你进两千包 This is hair from pubis. l can get 2,000 bags by next Friday.
那玩意在我们国家没用 We don't use that stuff in this country.
你拿阴毛给他们看了？ Have you offered them pubic hair?
有 Yes!
再给我20元，那样就够了 Just give me another 20.
那是个失误 lt was a mistake.
你又搞砸了 You screwed up again.
我没看到那个玩具车 l didn't see the truck.
它害我滑倒，就这样 l slipped on it and that was it.
只有白痴才会这样 Only an idiot could do this. Only an idiot could do this. Would you have believed this if l had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go.
你能相信会有这种事情吗？ 好了，走开、走开 Would you have believed this if l had told you? All right. Go. Go. Go.
你毁了纪录片 ，还害我们破产 You've ruined this documentary and almost bankrupt us.
打电话给部长，多弄点钱啊 So call the ministry and get more money.
什么？那样他们会宰了我们 What?! lf l did that, they would kill us!
加州最好像你说的一样好 不然我们就完了 California had better be as good as you say, or we're finished.
你这个混蛋 You bastard.
你是怎么回事？ What's the matter with you?
竟敢对着我的潘蜜拉打手枪 How dare you make hand-party over Pamela.
你管我对着谁打手枪？ Why do you care who l pleasure myself to?
因为我爱这个女人 Because l love this woman.
她就是我们去加州的原因 She's the reason we travel to California!
什么？你骗我 What? You lied to me!
你骗我去加州 You lied about California!
吃我屁屁吧 Eat my asshole!
天啊 Holy....
好了 Okay.
（地产经纪人年度餐会） 今晚我们有一位特别来宾 露丝潘特 We have a special guest here this evening. Ruth Feiner is here.
出去！ Get the fuck out of here!
坏消息 So bad news.
奥萨玛走了 Azamat have leave.
我醒来 他走了 l wake up, he disappear...
也带走我的熊 ...and he take Oxana, my bear.
我们的熊 Our bear.
他也决定带走所有的钱 And he also decide to take all money...
还有我的护照 ...and also my passport.
他留给我的 And he leave me...
只有这个袋子，装着他 ...only this bag, with a hen...
还有回哈萨克的机票 ...and ticket to Kazakhstan.
但是没有护照 But no passport.
不过至少他还算有义气 But at least he is...
留下这个给我 ...man enough to leave me...
我的美人 ...my beautiful.
我已经全都清干净了 Which l have cleaned since last night.
而我也决定 And l have decide to...
要继续拍纪录片 ...continue making documentary.
在没有奥萨玛的情况下拍 Make it without Azamat.
我想情况会好转 l think it will be better...
没有他，我们也会更成功 ...and we will have more success without him.
（德州 达拉斯市）
我只要加17分的油 l only want 1 7 cents, please.
我没车没钱，也没有奥萨玛 I had no car, no money and no Azamat.
让我继续前进的原因 The only thing keep me going...
就是有一天怀抱潘蜜拉的梦想 ...was my dream of one day holding Pamela in my arms...
然后跟她疯狂的翻云覆雨 ...and then making romance explosion on her stomach.
（乱丢垃圾罚金￥1000）
最后，我设法拦路搭便车 Eventually, I managed to hike a hitchings with group of young scholars...
碰上一群旅行全国的年轻学生 ...also traveling across country.
（南加大兄弟会） -击掌！击掌！你们好吗？你好吗？ -你是从哪里来的？ CHl PSl FRATERNlTY BROTHER Univ. of S. Carolina -How you doing? How you doing? -Where the fuck are you from, baby?
我是哈萨克来的 l am from Kazakhstan.
-欢迎来到他妈的美国！ -请坐，坐吧 -Welcome to fucking America! -Hey, have a seat. Let's go.
-你叫什么名字？ -安东尼 -What's your name? -Anthony.
-安东尼？ -对 -Anthony? -Yes.
-安东尼 -还有贾斯汀 -Anthony. -And Justin.
-贾斯汀 -还有大卫 -Justin. -And David.
-大卫 -大卫 -David. -Bartender Dave.
很好 very nice.
-能请你打开这个吗？ -当然 -Can you open this, please? -Oh, sure.
谢谢你 Thank you very much.
你喜欢老苏联的美眉吧？ So you like the bitches out there in the fucking old Russia, there?
-什么？ -老苏联的美眉，女人 -What? -The bitches in old Russia.
那里美眉怎样？ How are the women?
女人啦，兄弟，卖春女郎 The fucking ho's, baby! The fucking girls!
-你疯狂的搞上她们 -Yes！ -You fuck the shit out of them! -Yes!
之后却再也不打电话给她们 Then you never call them again.
你为什么不打给她们？ 因为她们没电话，是吗？ Why you don't call them? Because they do not have a telephone, yes?
不，不是因为那样 No, not because of that.
我无法尊敬她们 They don't have my respect, you know? l mean....
你在美国干嘛？你来做什么？ So, what are you doing here in America?
他们拍摄我跨越美国 They film me travel across U.S. and A.
我不明白你说什么，不过那很酷 l don't know what you're saying, man, but that's cool!
来喝个烂醉吧 Let's get drunk!
-对！击掌！击掌！ -击掌！击掌 -Yes! High five! -High five!
这是瓶子里的美国 This is America in a bottle.
-宝贝 -宝贝 -Oh, baby! -Oh, baby!
-波拉特，让我听你说，宝贝 -宝贝 -Borat, let me hear it. Oh, baby! -Oh, the baby!
喝、喝、喝、喝 Suck, suck, suck!
我来教你们我们玩的一种游戏 Let me tell you game we play.
我能听吗？ Can l hear a game you play?
我们玩“蛇吃猪” 的游戏 We play a game called ''When the snake eat the pig.''
-蛇吃什么？ -蛇吃猪 -When the snake eat the huh? -The snake eat the pig.
-你先捉一只小老鼠，很小的 -小老鼠？ -You get a baby mouse, very small... -Baby mouse?
然后把一小块起司放在马眼上 直到它跑进去为止 ...and you put a bit of cheese in hole of your chram, until it go inside.
这对我而言太疯狂了 That is too crazy for me.
我愿意玩，我无所谓 l'll do it. l don't give a fuck, l'll do it.
我问你 Let me ask you this.
在俄国，女人是你们的奴隶吗？ Are woman--? Are women your slaves in Russia?
不是，你们这里有奴隶吗？ No. Do you have slaves here?
-我们希望有 -没有奴隶 -We wish. We wish. -No slaves.
-真可惜 -嘿，波拉特 -lt is a shame. -Hey, Borat.
太可惜、太可惜了 Big shame. Big shame.
那样这国家会比较好 lt would be better country if....
是啊，我们真该有奴隶 Yes, it'd be better country. We should have slaves.
在我们国家，少数人有更多权力 Our country, the minorities actually have more power.
只要是少数族群就有优势 Anyone that is minority has the upper hand.
我们有犹太人 还有任何反对主流团体的人 We have the Jews. We have anybody that's against the mainstream.
-你们要看我的新老婆吗？ -要！ -Do you want to see my new wife? -Yes!
这就是我的新老婆 This my new wife.
（潘蜜拉 性感）
-潘蜜拉 -你认识她？ -Pamela! -You know her?
潘蜜拉，我知道潘蜜拉 Pamela! l know of Pamela.
我要夺走她的初夜 l will take her virgin for the first time.
-我要放这玩意 -用DVD放 -l am going to put this shit on. -Put it on.
波拉特？我们有很多话要谈 Borat, Borat. We have a lot to talk about.
我会夺走她的初夜，将她开封 l will take her virgin. l will uncork her.
波拉特 她不是处女 Borat, Borat. She is no virgin, Borat.
-这不是真的 -她绝不是处女，兄弟 -ls not true. -She is no virgin, buddy.
这不是真的，骗人的裤子会着火 ls not true. Liar! Liar, liar, your panties on fire.
闭嘴 Borat, shut up.
小小游艇上的小小按摩池 Small Jacuzzi on a fucking small yacht.
她做什么？ What she do?
-她在帮人吹喇叭 -你看到她帮人吹喇叭没？ -She's sucking some dick, man. -You see her sucking dick?
这不是她 This is not her.
我保证一定香艳刺激，别担心 l guarantee you that shit's gonna happen. Don't worry about it.
-那是她，很抱歉 -波拉特，那就是她 -That's her, Borat. Sorry. -Borat, that's her.
这不是她 This is not her.
这就是她，我很抱歉 lt's her. l'm sorry.
-我确定就是她 -我要走了 -l'm sure it's her. -l go.
-不、不 -脱衣酒店！ -No, no, no. -Titty bar.
过来 Come here.
你是我兄弟 You're my man. You're my man.
我不明白她为什么这么做 l do not know why she is trying to do this.
-与我们同在，要坚强 -我们爱你 -Come on, Borat. Stay with us, buddy. -We love you.
我们会永远记得你的 We'll remember you always. Like l taught you.
等等 Wait.
你人在美国，你会成功的 You're in America now. You'll make it.
继续努力，好吗？ You-- You keep going, okay?
你会战胜女人的 You are bigger than a woman. You are better than a woman.
我们永远支持你 We will always be behind you.
-永远别让女人 -我们都支持你 -Do not let a woman ever, ever... -We'll always be--
决定你是什么样的男人 ...make you who you are.
-再见，我的朋友 -再见 -Goodbye, Borat. -Goodbye.
（潘蜜拉 性感）
《海滩游侠》
我的机票 My ticket.
我要怎么回家？ How will l get home?
对不起，我的朋友 l sorry, my friend.
走吧 Go.
快走 Go.
去找你的自由 Run to freedom.
走啊，保命要紧 Go! Go and live your life!
没有任何事比感受到上帝还棒
来吧 Come on!
能来这里真好 lt is good to be here.
（查尔斯皮克林 美国国会议员） 能来这里真好 CHARLES ''CHlP'' PlCKERlNG U.S. Congressman lt is good to be here.
（查尔斯皮克林 美国国会议员） 这是我第十次参与祈灵大会 十年了 This is my 1 0th Pentecostal camp meeting. A decade.
（吉姆史密斯 最高法院首席法官） 我们现在是个基督教国家The bottom line is, we're a Christian nation now...
（吉姆史密斯 最高法院首席法官） 我们一开始就是基督教国家 .we were one in the beginning...
到上帝重返世间时也是，阿门 ...and we gonna always be a Christian nation until the good Lord returns. Amen.
我不是猴子演化出来的 l didn't evolve out of a monkey.
我没当过蝌蚪 l didn't use to be a tadpole.
我就是我 l is what l is.
赞美祢，主啊 Praise you, Jesus.
圣经说上帝曾以人形现身于世 The Bible says that God was manifest in the flesh...
并受世人信仰 ...and believed on in the world.
我有好消息 主耶稣，他就拥有血肉之躯 l got good news. Jesus is God in the flesh.
不管魔鬼如何待你、想干嘛 l don't care what the devil's done to you or what he's trying to do.
你只要走出来 All you gotta do is step out of that aisle now...
步上讲经坛 ...and make your way down to this altar.
让我们来点老式的服务 Let's have a little old-time church right now.
我需要有人来一起祈祷，来吧 l need somebody to pray with me right now. Come on, sir!
我洒下圣血，解救众生 The blood over my neighbor. l bleed the blood over my church.
我要你帮助我、解救我 l want you to help me, save me, please.
各位女士先生 Ladies and gentlemen, the gentleman here...
站在我身旁的这位先生名叫波拉特 ...standing right next to me, his name is Bolak.
各位是否愿意为他大声祈福？ Would you greet him with a great big Jesus name for just a couple of minutes?
谢谢 Thank you.
我没有朋友 l have no friends.
我一个人在这里 l am alone in this country.
没有人喜欢我 Nobody like me.
我唯一的朋友，奥萨玛 My only friend, Azamat...
他拿走我的钱和熊，丢下我走了 ...he take my money and my bear and he leave me alone.
不只这样 Not only this.
我爱的女人 我跨越整个国度的原因 The woman l love, the reason l travel across the country...
她却在船上做了丑陋的事 ...she have do something terrible on a boat...
-现在我永远无法原谅她了 -你要原谅她 -...and now l can never forgive her. -You have to.
有人能帮助我吗？ ls there anybody who can help me?
有的 我们祈祷的对象就能帮助你 Yes. The one that can help you is who we preached about tonight.
-耶稣 -耶稣喜欢我吗？ -Jesus. -Do Jesus like me?
当然，耶稣爱你 Absolutely, Jesus loves you.
耶稣喜欢我儿子吗？ Do Jesus like my sons?
耶稣爱你儿子 Jesus loves your sons.
耶稣爱我低能的弟弟毕罗吗？ Do Jesus love my retard brother, Bilo?
他爱你的弟弟毕罗 He loves your brother, Bilo.
耶稣爱我邻居诺苏坦图亚贝吗？ Do Jesus love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay?
是的，他爱大家 Yes. He loves everybody.
没人爱我的邻居诺苏坦图亚贝 Nobody love my neighbor, Nursultan Tulyakbay.
耶稣能治愈我心中的创伤吗？ Can Jesus heal the pain that is in my heart?
耶稣能治愈你心中的创伤 Jesus can heal your pain in your heart.
让他治愈我心中的创伤吧 Make him heal the pain that is in my heart.
-举起你的手，开始祷告 -举起你的手 -Lift your hands and begin to worship. -Lift your hands.
请各位与他一起举手祷告 Would you lift your hands with him as we pray in the name of Jesus.
-主啊，请宽恕我的罪 -主啊，宽恕我 -God, forgive me of my sins. -God, forgive me--
-拯救我、洗涤我 -洗涤我 -Forgive me, God. Cleanse me. -Cleanse me.
洗涤我，奉主耶稣的名 Cleanse me, Lord, in the name of Jesus.
对，大胆的说，说吧 Yeah, let that tongue go. Here it comes.
放开一切矜持大胆说出来 We're gonna speak in other tongues.
说出来 Let that tongue go.
是的，上帝 Yes, God. Yes, God. Yes, God.
是的、是的 Yes! Yes!
我原谅潘蜜拉，我也要去加州 l will forgive Pamela and l will go to California.
我要带着我的朋友耶稣先生去马里布 l will go to Malibu with me and my friend, Mr. Jesus...
我们要一起上她 ...and together we will take her!
我跟一群耶稣先生的朋友 I took a bus to Los Angeles...
搭乘巴士去洛杉矶 ...with some friends of Mr. Jesus.
（加州 好莱坞） 最后，我终于到了 Finally, I had arrived.
欢乐时刻 Happy times.
梦露 Marilyn.
奥萨玛？ Azamat?
你这个叛徒 You traitor!
我能解释 Look, l can explain.
你打我，我胡子还有你的鸟蛋味 You attack me. My moustache still taste of your testes!
冷静点，听我解释 Calm down. Let me explain.
你把熊怎么了？ What did you do with the bear?
他跑了，对不起 She ran off. l'm sorry, l'm sorry.
闪开，死神 Hey! Fuck off, Death!
你要冷静 You need to calm yourself!
你得冷静下来 You have to calm down!
你害我落到今天这个地步 Well, that's another fine mess you've gotten me into.
我不是来好莱坞找假希特勒打架 I had not come to Hollywood to fight a man dressed as Hitler.
我是来娶潘蜜拉为妻的 I had come to make Pamela Andersons my wife.
所以我原谅奥萨玛 So I forgave Azamat.
我就知道你能来到这里 l knew you'd make it here, Borat.
我很难过，我为你准备了这个 l felt so bad that l prepare this for you.
是我找得到的所有潘蜜拉的资料 lt's everything l could find on Pamela.
上周五她现身于某个团体 反对虐待动物的团体 Last Friday she appeared for a group who are against cruelty to animals.
反对虐待动物？ Against cruelty to animals?
明天她要唱歌 And tomorrow she's doing a signing.
她还写了一本书 She wrote a book.
什么？女人写书？ What? A woman has written a book?
亚姆克博士绝对不会相信的 Dr. Yamak would never believe this.
我知道 l know.
我们要参与这个历史性的活动 We will go to this historical event...
我要在那里娶潘蜜拉 ...and l will marry Pamela there...
不过是用传统的哈萨克方法 ...but in the traditional Kazakhi way.
奥萨玛，我们准备婚礼布袋吧 Azamat, let's prepare the wedding sack.
你原谅我了？ You forgive me, yes?
对 Yes.
我在美国学到了许多东西 Having learned many lessons from U.S. and A...
现在我要教导美国 如何举行哈萨克式的婚礼 ...l will now teach America how to have a wedding Kazakhi-style.
等着看吧 You find more.
（维京唱片）
（潘蜜拉签书会 加州橘郡） PAMELA ANDERSON AUTOGRAPH SlGNlNG Orange, CA
我好兴奋、我好兴奋 very excite. very excite.
你们好 Hi. Hi, everyone.
我爱你 l love you.
是我，波拉特 lt is me, Borat.
-感谢你们大驾光临 -谢谢你！ -Well, thanks for coming, you guys. -Thank you!
我爱潘蜜拉安德森 l love Pamela Anderson.
-真的？ -对啊 -Really? -Yes.
去吧 Go ahead.
-你好，我叫 -你好 -Hi. -Hello.
要送给某个人吗？ Make it out to someone?
我的名字叫波拉特萨狄耶夫 My name Borat Sagdiyev.
是亚辛芭拉萨狄耶夫 l son of Asimbala Sagdiyev...
和强奸犯波塔克之子 ...and Boltak, the rapist.
我原是欧芭桑萨狄耶夫之夫 l former husband of Oxana Sagdiyev...
她是蜜莉安图亚贝 ...who was daughter of Miriam Tulyakbay...
和强奸犯波塔克之女 ...and Boltak, the rapist.
我为你做了这个 l make this for you, this....
那是我们的名字 There are our name.
我的名字、你的名字 潘蜜拉安德森和波拉特萨狄耶夫 My name-- Your name, Pamela Anderson and Borat Sagdiyev.
还有今天，今天的日期 Here's today's date.
上面说今天就是我们的结婚日 And this say that it is today's date, our wedding...
这里面是丝质的 ...and then this inside is silk.
潘蜜拉，你愿意嫁给我吗？ Pamela, will you marry me?
不，谢了，抱歉 No, thanks. l'm sorry.
不是的，你的同意不重要 No. Agreement not necessary.
我的老天！ Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
-快拉！快拉！ -救命！放手 Get off!
-去找你自己的老婆吧 -我的妈呀！ -Get your own wife! -Fucking shit!
快点，抓她！ Come on, get her!
潘蜜拉，等等 Wait, Pamela.
别担心！我也很紧张 Don't worry, l nervous too!
潘蜜拉，等等 Pamela, wait.
潘蜜拉，我会把我的田地给你 Pamela, l will give you your own plow.
让开！小心！ Get out of the way! Watch out, watch out.
-趴下！ -把手放到背后 -Get on the ground. -Hands behind your back.
-好了，潘蜜拉 -我们扶你站起来 -Okay. Pamela.... -We're gonna stand you up.
-膝盖先起来 -好 -Bring your knees up. -All right.
潘蜜拉，我再也不喜欢你了 Pamela, l am not attracted to you anymore!
才怪！ Not!
（警卫）
我受尽侮辱 I was humiliated.
我该回纽约了 It was time for me to return to New York...
有张机票正等着我飞回家乡 ...where a ticket was waiting for me to fly back home.
我坐在巴士上 想到过去三周的旅程 While I sat on the bus, I thought of my journey over the past three weeks.
欢乐的时刻 The great times.
美妙的时刻 The good times.
还有糟糕的时刻 And the shit times.
大部分都是糟糕的时刻 Mainly, they were shit times.
我来美国为哈萨克人取经 I had come to America to learn lessons for Kazakhstan...
结果我学到什么？ ...but what had I learned?
突然间，我明白了 Suddenly, I realized.
我学到如果拼命追寻梦想 I had learned that if you chase a dream...
特别是追寻整过型的假奶 ...especially one with plastic chests...
反而会忽略眼前真正的美人 ...you can miss the real beauty in front of your eyes.
嗨 Hi.
（八个月后） 8 MONTHS LATER
欢迎回到我的家乡库斯切克 Welcome back in my town of Kuzcek.
从我回来以后 这里改进了很多 Since l return, there have been much improvements.
我们不再举行奔逃犹太节 We no longer have Running of the Jew.
那太残酷了 lt's cruel.
我们现在信基督教了 We Christians now.
朵坦也有了新手 Doltan improve too.
朵坦，击掌！ Hey, Doltan. High five!
赞啊 Great.
来我家吧 Come my house.
那是诺苏坦图亚贝 There Nursultan Tulyakbay.
他还是混蛋一个 He still asshole.
我买了iPOD l get iPod.
他却只有iPOD Mini He only get iPod Mini.
大家都知道那是女生用的 Everybody know it for girls.
来吧 Come.
这是我美丽的老婆 And this my beautiful wife.
谢谢你们观赏我的影片 Thank you for watch my film.
希望你们喜欢 l hope you like.
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