sub by maXeer
My name's Ralph and i'm a bad guy
Ah.. Let's see I'm 9 feet tall
I weigh 643 pounds Got a little bit of a temper on me
Hey, you moved my stump!
My passion bubbles very near the surface, i guess..
I'm not gonna lie
Anywho.. what else? Aaah...
I'm a wrecker I wreck things
Professionally I'm gonna wreck it!
I mean, i'm very good at what i do Probably the best i know
The thing is, Fixing is the name of the game Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
I can fix it!
So, ya.. naturally the guy with the name Fix-it Felix is the good guy
He's nice enough as good guys go Definitely fixes stuff really well..
but,.. aah.. if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be?
If he was a regular contractor.. carpenter guy
I guarantee you, you would not be able to fix the damage that i do.. as quickly
And when Felix does a good job He gets a medal
But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that i say HAAH!!
And no... there aren't
- So cool.. - This animation is so real
30 years i've been doing this
And i've seen a lot other games come and go.. kinda sad
Think about all those guys from Asteroids? ... Boom!! ..gone..
Centipede?? Who knows where that guy is.. you know
Look a steady arcade game is nothing to sneeze at I'm very lucky
It's just.. i got to say:
It becomes kinda hard to love your job when no one seems to like you for doing it
All clear.. The Arcade's closed!
Woo.. what a day. So, you wanna head to Tappers, Ken?
If you're buyin' buddy
Quittin' time!
I donno.. Maybe i won't be feeling this way if things were different after work
- But.. it is what it is. - Good job, everyone!
Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes..
which he just fixed and very..you know
They go to their homes, i go to mine.. which happens to be.. a dump
And when i say a dump I don't mean like a shabby palce, i mean an actual dump
Where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts.. that's..
That's what i call home.
I guess i can't bellyache too much without my bricks, without my stump.
It looks uncomfortable it's actually fine
I'm good
But.. if i'm really honest with myself
I see Felix up there.. getting patted on the back..
people are giving him pie.. thanking him and..
so happy to see him all the time.. Sometime to think..
Man!.. Sure must be nice being the good guy
Nice share, Ralph. As fellow bad guys we've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it
- Really? - Right here, I'm Zangief, i'm bad guy!
I relate to you Ralph When i hit bottom
I was crushing man skull like sparrow egg between my thighs
And i think, why you have to be so bad Zangief?
Why can't you be more like good guy?
Then i have moment of clarity
If Zangief is good guy.. who'll crush man skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?
And i say, Zangief, you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are bad guy.
- Right, i'm sorry. I just..You lost me there. - Zombie, bad guy.
Zangief saying: Labels not make you happy
Good... Bad....
You must love you
Yea.. inside here!
Whoa, whoa ..ok oh! alright ..I get you..
- Watch out, it's dripping - Question, Ralph
We've been asking you to BAD-ANON for years now and tonight you.. you finally show up
- Why is that? - I donno, i just felt like coming
I mean, i suppose it has something to do with the fact that.. uh..
Well.. today is the 30th Anniversary of my game
- Happy Anniversary, Ralph - Thanks, Satan.
- Err,. it's Satine, actually - Got it!
But here's the thing..
I don't wanna be the bad guy anymore
- You can't mess with the program Ralph. - You're not going Turbo, are you?
Turbo? No, i'm not going Turbo C'mon guys!!
Is it Turbo who don't want a friend? Or a medal? or a piece of pie every once in a while?
- Is it Turbo who want more out of life? - Yess...
Ralph, Ralph.. we get it!
But we can't change who we are And the sooner you accept that...
..the better off your game and your life will be.
Hey, one game at a time, Ralph
Now let's close out with the Bad Guy Affirmation
I am bad, and that's good I will never be good
And that's not bad There's no one i'd rather be than me
Ok guys, see you next week
- Hang in therel, Ralph. - Hey Zombie, don't forget your hatchet
There you go
Welcome to Game Central Station.
Sub by: maXeer MC
Step aside sir, random security check
- Random my behind, you always stop me! - I'm just a sarge for tech and doing my job, sir.
- Name? - Lara Croft.
- Name? - Wreck-It Ralph.
- And, where you're coming from? - Uh...Pacman.
- You bringing any fruit with you? - No.
- No, no fruit. - Ok then, where you headin?
- Uh.. Fix-it Felix Jr. - Anything to declare?
- I hate you - I get that a lot.
Proceed.
Bad guy coming..
If you leave your game stay safe, stay alert..
and whatever you do.. don't die..
Because if you die outside your own game you don't regenerate ever
Game over.
Here you go, buddy
It's fresh. It's straight from Pacman's
Hang in there, guys
- Name? - Argggghhhh!!!
Happy 30th Anniversary
They're having a party without me
Pacman? They invited Pacman?!! That cherry chasing dot muncher isin't even on this game
- Great party, Felix - Why.. thank you, friend
Felix... you're needed on the dance floor
Oh! I bet that's Mario Fashionaby late, for the norm
I'll get it, Felix.
It's Ralph.
- He'll wreck the party. - Get rid of him, Felix.
Oh right! I'll go talk to him Carry on everyone
Ralph, can i help you?
Hey Felix. Just wanted to check on you I saw a big, uh.. explosion or something over the building there
- Oh.. That was our.. just fireworks - Fireworks, okay
- Somebody's birthday.. or? - Well... it's.. more of an anniversary
- The 30th Anniversary of our game, actually - What? is that today?
- I know - Oh, i'm such a dummy with dates
- Anyway.. uh..Congratulations! - Thank you, Ralph.. and to you too.
Uh, just the heads up Felix They're bringing out the cake in just a few shakes
- Hey, Glenn! - Ralph!
Cake..Heard about this cake stuff
Never had it. No one ever seem to throw it out so i..
it never, never ends up in the dump, i never actually tasted it
I always wanted to try cake
I don't suppose you'd like to come in have a slice? would you?
Hello, everybody
I'm okay, i'm okay Fit as a fiddle
- Now...You all know Ralph. - Evening
Evening Nel.. Lucy..
- Don. Dana. - Diana.
- Big Gene! - Why is he here?
- He's just here for a slice of cake - And, am a big part of the game technically speaking
Uh. Why are you here, Gene?
Oh look!! The cake
Well i'll be dit You really outdone yourself, Mary.
- Oh and look, there's all of us at the top - Each appartment is everyone's favourite flavor
- Your Woods, is red velvet - Guilty!
And lemon for Lucy Brum cake for Gene.
- And for Felix.. - Hey, Mary...
Umm.. what.. what's the flavor of that mud that i'm stuck in there
- Hm?. Oh.. Chocolate - Never been real fond of chocolate
- Well, i did not know that - One other little thing, i hate to be picky but..
you know this angry little guy here would might be a lot happier if you put him up here with everyone else
- See that? Look at that smile - No, no no.. You see Ralph, there is no room for you up here
Well what about this we can make room
Here, we can take turn.. Easy!
- How about.. we just eat the cake? - Hang on!
Felix needs to be on the roof because he's about to get his medal
Well, how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once.
- Would that be the end of the world Gene? - Now you're just being ridiculous
Only good guys win medals and you, sir .. are no good guy
I could be a good guy if i wanted to And i could win a medal
Uh huh? and when you do come and talk to us
And then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?
If you win a medal We'll let you live up here in the Penthouse
But it will never happen because you're just the bad guy who wrecks the building
- No, i'm not - Yes, you are.
No, I'm not!!!
Yes, you are
Alright, Gene, you know what? I'm gonna win a medal
Oh i am gonna win a medal The shiniest medal this place has ever seen
A medal that will be so good that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants
And goodnight Thank you for the party
- Is he serious? - Oh please..where is a bad guy gonna win a medal?
Of course he's not serious
I've never been more serious about anything in my life
That's why i came straight here Tapper You never give me a bum steer now..
C'mon.. where can a guy like me go and win a medal
I don't think such a game exist, Ralph
- Oh c'mon.. You know people, there's gotta be.. - Hey, Tapper, need a root beer
Coming.. Hold that thought
- Okay! As you were saying? - I was saying...
I can't spent another 30 years living alone in the garbage I'm not going back without a medal
Well, I don't know what to tell you Maybe somebody left a medal here
You're welcome to take tour to lost and found
Okay.. let's see what we got here Oh!! Shoo, shoo
C'mon, get down
Mushroom? No
Wat is this?! No
Oh c'mon, Zangief Gross
What am i doing?
Hey, excuse you !
Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs
We are humanity's last hope
- Our mission: Destroy all Cy-Bugs - You ok there, space killer?
We've only been plugged in a week and everyday it's climb the building and fight bugs
Climb the building fight more bugs
Ya ya ya ya, right, look Easy on the overall spaceman!
- The toughs all over alright? - And offer what.. a lousy medal??
- Medal? You win a medal? - Yea, Medal of Heroes
- Is it shiny? - Pretty shiny
It says Hero on it?
And you say, you win it by climbing a building?
- And fighting bugs - Right, bugs. Listen,is there any chance i could go with you to your game
- you know, maybe get one of those medals? - Negatory.
- Wha.. is that mean maybe? - No. Look, only the bravest and the best..
serve in our corps.. Bug!!!
We are humanity's last hope
Attention! The Arcade will open in five minutes
Please report to your game
I can't feel my legs
What is all this stuff
Huh.. smells like Ralph in here
Alright, what is.. what was it called? Hero.. hero's something...
Hero's.. uh.. duty .duty Hero's duty
Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph
The wall
Morning kids, c'mon in. Good to see you, Good to see you. You too, little fella
Quarter Alarm.
This is not a drill
Sweet golden medal
On a planet with no name a top secret experiment has gone horribly wrong
You are humanity's last hope
Rootin tootin, ready for shooting
Now listen up, cause i'm only gonna say this once
Fear is the four letter word, ladies
You wanna go pee-pee in your big boy slacks, keep it to yourself
- It's make your mamma proud time - I love my mamma
Heads up First Person Shooter coming through
Oooh Robot
Gameplay in three, two, one
We are humanity's last hope Our mission..
Destroy all Cy-bugs You ready rookie? Let's find out
Sweet engemawni
Wait a minute
Cy-Bug 12 o'clock take it, rookie
Watch it, rookie These monsters become what they eat
My gun Give me that thing
Shoot the eggs before they hatch
Oh no no, something coming out of their bottom
- Oh gross - Markowski, get back in formation
Alright ladies, The kid and whispers and ticle fights stop now
- The entrance to the lab is straight ahead - I'll meet you guys inside
- No.. - Thank you, hurry
When did videogames become so violent and scary
Take me out of here
Get him..
GAME OVER
What a ????
Hey, get..get of me It's game over. Stop it
Reaching up, reaching up
Cease fire, cease fire
Attention! Return to start positions
Here, here let me help you there Sorry about that, i just
- Ah yea, well you must be upset - Markowski.
Who? Wow oh. ye.. me, i'm Ya, i'm Markowski.
- What's the first rule of Hero's Duty? - No cuts, no buts, no coconuts?
Never interfere with the first person shooter.
Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building
So they can get a medal and that's it
- So, stick to the program, soldier - Right, right.. aye aye!
- Quarter Alarm. - Alright pussywillows. Back to start positions
Yea, right No way i'm going through that again
The last really gives the medal, huh?
New racers daily Sweet
- I got next game - Go away kid, we're gonna play all 9 of today's racers
Oh..Sorry.
Hmm.. Where is the wrecking guy?
Where is Ralph? He should be wrecking the building
Shhh.. stick with the program
Fix it Felix.
I can fix it
Ralph, quarter alert Game on
- Do something, Felix. - Just act natural
I'll fix it
Oh my reend! where is he?
- Mister Litwak. - What's the trouble sweetheart
The game's busted
I can fix it I can fix it
Oh boy, looks like the game's gone cuckoo like my nana
Sorry sweetie, here's your quarter back
- But what about the game? - I'll have someone look at it tomorrow
But if he can't fix it, it might be time to put old Ralph and Felix out the pastures
..like my nana
- Ladies and gentlemen, we are Out of Order - Sweet mercy, without Ralph, we are doomed
They're gonna pull our plug
Okay, everybody calm down..
Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tappers again
See? There he is now
Why.. it's Q*Bert. What brings you here, neighbour?
- What's he saying, Felix? - Standby, my Q*Bertee is a little rusty
Ralph's gone Turbo!!
Shining..
Attention! The Arcade is now closed
You get a load of Markowski
Shut your chew-holes! Cy-Bug.
Taes
- Slick tidly weeky pie size - I'm Fix-it-Felix Jr ma'am, from the game Fix-it-Felix Jr.
Yumani, jemani look at that high-definition your face...
It's amazing
Flattery, don't charge these batteries civilian
Now state your business
- Oh.. I'm looking for my colleague. Reck-it Ralph. - Never heard of him.
- Well..Q*Bert saw him come in here - Impossible, nothing gets past me
That came from the tower
Nice shells be sH#!&!
Okay.. that was easy
Congratulations soldier It is my honour to bestow upon you..
..the medal of heroes
- No way.. - Attention.
History will long revere your courage and sacrifice
- Well..Thank you - You have edged in the rock of virtue, a legacy beyond compare
Thanks guys At ease...
You are the universe's greatest hero
The living embodyment of all these core represents
Bravery, integrity,grace under pressure...
- and above all... dignity - Escape mode activated
Incoming
- Ralph. - Cy-Bug.
So long, sucker
Sugar Rush?
Oh.. No!!
This is a candy go-cart game over by the Wack-a Mole
I gotta get out of here
Oh no..My medal?? Whe.. whe.. wait.. where... ???
No no no no no my medal
Hi, mister
Hello
Man.. you scared me kid
- Uh!!..Nearly soiled myself - What's your name?
- Uh...Ralph..Wreck-It Ralph. - You're not from here, are you?.
No well, yeah. I mean not from right in this area I'm just doing some work here
- What kind of work? - Just some routine candy tree trimming.
You probably wanna stand back.. in fact This whole area is technically closed while we're trimming
- Who's we? - Candy tree department
- Oh, where's everybody else? - Ah, it's just me today
So you just meant like the royal 'we'?
Yup.. that's right
- Hey, are you a hobo? - No
I am not a hobo But i am busy,okay...
- so, will you go.. go home - What's that?
Didn't hear you, your breath is so bad it made my ears numb
- Listen, i try to be nice - i try to be nice
- Your mimicking me - Your mimicking me
- Okay, that is rude... - Okay, that is rude...
- and this conversation is over - and this conversation is over
I won't grab that branch if i were you
- I'm from the candy tree department so i know what.. - It's a double stripe
Double stripes are prank... Kadoing!!
Hey, why are your hand so freakishly big?
Uh.. i donno Why are you so freakishly annoying?
Why are you so freakishly.. Sweet mother of monkey milk, a gold coin
- Don't even think about it, that is mine - Race you for it!
Hey hey hey hey I don't have to race for it
cause that's mine
- The winner - Give it back, give it
Double stripe...
Thank you
Wait, let me talk to you for one second
- Ok, here's the thing, i'm not from the candy tree department - Lying to a child
- Shame on you Ralph - But, i wasn't lying about the medal, that is my medal
That's why i was climbing the tree.. It's mine, it's my
It's precious to me, that thing is this.. my ..it's my ticket to a better life
Yea, well, now it's my tic-ket
- What the.. - See you champ!
Come back.. I'll find you
- I will find you - Double stripe
Nowhere to hide
Yea, banged around in here like some kind of hot shot Then he went barreling down into that..
- sweet little game like a crazy person - Sugar Rush.
Cy-Bugs would chew up that game faster than a chicken hawk can a coop of crippled roosters
- What was that now? - What are you, a fig?
There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle Do you even khow what a Cy-Bug is?
- I can't say that i do, ma'am - Cy-Bugs are like a virus
They don't know they're in a game All they know is ...
eat, kill, multiply Without a beacon to stop them
- ..they'll consume Sugar Rush - But you think they'll stop there?
- Yes! - Wrong!.
Viruses do not stop
Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush..
..they'll invade every other game until this Arcade is..
nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams
Kohut, my cruiser.
- Sheepers, is she always this intense? - It's not her fault
She's programmed with the most tragic backstory ever
One day she didn't do a perimeter check
Her wedding day
Wait, ma'am. I'm going with you
Like fun you are short stack You die outside your game, you don't regenerate
Well, neither do you, ma'am
And it is my job to fix what Ralph wrecks
And i cannot ask you to risk your life cleaning up his mess
No flex on this one ma'am I am coming along with you
Citizens of Sugar Rush.
Just in time
All hail, our rightful ruler
King Candy.
Hallo, my loyal subjects
Have some candy
Thank you for that stering introduction, Sour Bill.
And thank you to today's avatars It was a wonderful day of racing
It was.. but now the Arcade is closed so it's time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new avatars
The first 9 racers to cross that finish line will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatar
- Race, race, race, race - Calm down
Listen, this event is pay to play we all know this
The fee to compete is one gold coin from your previous winnings, if you have won
Which i.. i have
Let me go first
King Candy.
Taffyta Muttonfudge.
Say sweet
Adorabeezle Winterpop.
Gloyd Orangeboar.
Coin stealer
- Wait till i catch that brat - Minty Zaki.
Snowanna Rainbeau
Rancis Fluggerbutter.
Jubileena Bing-Bing.
Swizzle Malarkey.
Candlehead.
Sour Bill, who is that last one?
- Vanellope von Schweetz. - Yippie
- I'm in the race - Venellope?
The glitch.
No, no
Everything is alright Security!!
- Come here, kid - We're not gonna hurt you, you little freak
Get back here
You....
Give me back my medal right now
- No, no... - What is that?
What are you doing?
Come back here
- Can't move - Now, we got him
Oh good, the cops
She went that way Oww... what are you doing?
Okay folks Calm down
Everything's alright The monster's been caught.
We'll repair all the damage Don't worry we will have our race before the Arcade opens
And i'm in it
There is no way that i am racing with a glitch
Francis, Candlehead, come on.
Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race
And bring that thing to my castle
Sour Bill, detafify this monster so we can see what we're up against here
Mmmkay..
Milk my duds, it's Wreck-It Ralph?
Ya, who are you? The guy that make the donuts?
Please, ... No! I'm King Candy.
- I see you're a fan of pink - Salmon, salmon.. that is obviously salm..
What are you doing here?
Look! Your candiness
This is just a big misunderstanding
Just get me out of this cupcake I'll get my medal, and i'll be out of your way
Your medal?
Bad guys don't win medals
Well, this one did! I earned it over in.. Hero's Duty.
You game jumped? Ralph! You're not going Turbo, are you?
- What? No no no no.. - Because if you think you can come in here...
to my kingdom and take over my game.. you've got another thing coming...
Easy! Your Puffyness
It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal
Children of the candy corn? Who...?
The glitch...the coin she used to buy her way into the race, that was your medal?
She did what? I need that back
Well, i'm afraid i can't help you,. it's gone you know, it's.. it's nothing but code now
and it will stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race
Well, maybe i'll just have to have a little talk with the winner then
Is that a threat i smell?
Bwlaaah..beyond..halitosis is so obviously you're suffering from
Listen, nelly wafer, i'm not leaving without my medal
Yes, you are!
Wynnchel, Duncan, carry him out of that cupcake
And on the first train back home And if i ever see you here again Wreck-It Ralph...
..I'll lock you in my Fungeon
- Fungeon? - Fun-dungeon? You know, it's a play-on words?
It's a Fu.. Never mind
Now, i got a glitch to deal with thanks to you
Goodbye, Wreck-It Ralph. It hasn't been a pleasure.
- It's hard as a rock - I can see that
- Get the tools - What tools?
Quiet you!
- What?? No! - Take it easy big boy
- Stay away from me - He's getting away
Quick, call out the Devil-dogs
Chocolate I hate chocolate
I gotta get my medal back
The pot goes to the winning racer
Hey kids, can i talk to you for a second?
Hello, fellow racers
It's that little crumb snatcher
Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis you're looking well
Came by to check out the competition, huh?
- Well, here it is the Lickety Split - Jeez, looks like she built it herself
Built it myself
Fastest pedal power west to the Wack-a-Mole Check her out
Oh..Vanellope It's so.. you
But.. you have to back out of the race
Oh no,i.. i don't, you know cause i..i paid my fee...
and i'm on the board So, ya.. i'm definitely racing
Ya, well.. King Candy says glitches can't race
I'm not a glitch, Taffyta Just got pixlexie, okay
The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope
To protect us
Say, i'm you.. i'm in my weird little car..
and i'm driving and.. actually feel kinda cool for once..
and then all of a sudden.. oh no.. i'm gli..gli..gli..gli...glitching
- See, you're an accident just waiting to happen - Oh no, i gli.. gli..gli..gli..glitch too
- Oh hey hey, what are you doing? - Uncool
Stop. You're breaking it
Please, i just wanna race like you guys
You will never be a racer because you're a glitch
And that's all you'll ever be
Hey.. leave her alone
Let's get out of here
Scram, you rotten little cavities before i throw you in a mud
What are you looking at?
- You're welcome, you rotten little thief - I'm not a thief
I just borrowed your stupid coin I was gonna give it back to you as soon as i won the race
It's not a coin It is a medal
Coin, medal.. whatever... just go back to your own dumb game and win another one
I can't, i didn't win it in my game I won it in Hero's Duty.
Hero's Duty?
It's not that kind of duty
I bet you really get a 'watch where you step' in a game called Hero's Duty?
What'd you won the medal for, wiping??
I hope you wash your hands after you handle that medal..
- Listen.. - One more, one more
Why did the Hero flush the toilet?
- Say 'why?' - Why?
- Because it was his 'duty' ! - How dare you insult Hero's Duty, you little girlsnipe!
I earned that medal You better get it back for me, too schweetz sister
Well unless you've got a go-cart hidden in the back-folds of your neck, i can't help it
What a moron...
Hey, genius..that's a jaw-breaker You're never gonna...
- Enjoy your little tantrum day, poor baby? - Leave me alone
Look, you want that medal, right?
And i want a race So, here's what i'm thinking
You help me get a new cart a real cart
and i'll win the race and get you back your medal
You want me.. to help you ???
All you gotta do is break something for me...
C'mon, what do you say, friend?
We are not friends
Oh. C'mon... pal You son of a gun
C'mon buddy Just shake on it
Ah.. c'mon jumbo Ralph my man.. my main man...
Hey, my arms getting tired We have a deal or not?
You better win
Well, i'll say this much... they don't call your friend 'Wreck-it' for nothing
There's the shuttle
Is he in there?
Nope. Lucky for him
Otherwise, i would have slap his corpse
No Cy-Bug either
Gotta find it before it lays it's filthy eggs
He came this way but the Sugar particles in the atmosphere are jamming my sensor
Can't get a read on it
So, what is it with this Wreck-it joker, huh? Why'd he go AWOL?
I wish i knew, ma'am he was acting all squirely last night
Going on about cake and medals
But, i never thought he'd go Turbo!
Go Turbo??
That's right, you guys just got plugged in
Well, back when the Arcade first open TurboTime was by far the most popular game...
- ..and Turbo... - Turbotastic.
Well, he loved the attention..
- Turbotastic - So, when Rogue Blaster got plugged in and
- stole Turbo's thunder - New game
- alright - ...boy.. was he jealous.
..so jealous that he abandoned..
..his game
- ..and try to take over the new one - These are the greatest graphics i've ever seen
- Turbotastic - Hey, is that..??
- That looks like Turbo. - What's Turbo doing in this game?
Oh, c'mon Mister Litwak
Turbo ended up putting both games and himself out of order
...for good
Yes, The selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing its own cautionary tail
I know..right?
That's why i have to get Ralph home or the same thing's gonna happen to my game
- Ungh...Oh - What is this?
Nesquicksand?
Quicksand
Oh, i'll hop out and grab you one of those vines
I can't hop i'm hop-less
This is hopeless We're gonna drown here
Stop draking, stop..stop moving You're making us sink faster
- We're gonna die.. - Get a hold of yourself
Ah, the vines They are Laffy Taffy.
They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh
Here, hit me again
That's not funny enough Harder.
- Look, you're a nice guy i can't... - No, ma'am.. the Arcade is depending on us
Now do your duty That's an or..
It's working.. Hit me again
Oooh.. your eye..
I can fix it
Now go....
Fra..fantastic
Again
You mean business..
Killing
s u b by: m a X e e r ( M C )
Alright, enought with the goo-goo eyes We've got work to do, let's go
Ungh!.. lost the Cy-Bug
C'mon, we'll get a better view from the air
You think you can fix that shuttle?
Can do
- Alright, do your thing knuckles, bust it open - What's this?
You're a full-on criminal, aren't you?
hey, we shook on it
Thank you, jeeps
What is this place? Where are the carts?
- We gotta make one - What? No no no no.
Look kid, bad idea Trust me, i don't make things
I break things
Well, looks like you're gonna be stepping outside your comfort zone then, gladius
Ooh, this is a good one
Welcome to the Bakery. Let's bake a cart
- What is this? Another game? - Ya, well.. it's a mini game
- You have one minute to win it - What?
- C'mon, Ralph. - Now..Mixing.
Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash
- Hairbrush.. - No
- Underpants.. - No, no
- You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid. - I'm trying
Afterall, i'll do it
No, yes
Urgh!..Gross Milk... yes yes..
Bever up!
C'mon, no sleeping on the job
Baking
Pump up the head and hold the perfect temperature
- A little help here - I'm on it
- Ralph!?? - Yup, no bother.. i just ..give me this thing..
Ok, good.. little more Hold it, hold it
- C'mon get up Ralph.. 15 seconds - Decorating
- Wheels first - How many?
Four, doink
- Now frosting, a butt load of frosting - No problem
Time's up!
Congratulation you did it and here's your cart
Look, kid...
I tried to warn you
- i..i can't make things, i just...break - I love it!
You do?
I love it! I love it, i love it, i love it
Look, it's got a real engine and look at these wheels
I love it I finally have a real cart
C'mon, a work of art like this must be signed
This is Beard Papa. The glitch is in the Bakery.
Get me King Candy.
Well, what?? you have teeth? I don't think i've ever seen you smile before
I'm not smiling it was...
I'm gassy.. okay
Hold it right there, glitch
And Wreck-It Ralph?
Start the cart start the cart...
- i..... - What are you waiting for? c'mon let's go
I..uh.. i ..don't know how to drive a real cart
You don't ... What!?
- Are you hurt, sire? - No, he just glazed me
- Get them - Gain way
Stop in the name of the king
..that's me
Get off the road
Head for Diet Cola Mountain.
- Drive into the wall.. - What?
- Right there between the two sugar-free lollipops - Are you crazy?
Just do it
Where'd they go?
Maybe.. they've just turned..
Find that glitch destroy that cart
She can't be allowed to race
So let me get this straight
You don't know how to drive
Well no, not technically But i just thought that...
What did you think? Oh.. i just i'll just magically win the race just because i really want to
Look wise guy, i know i'm a racer, i can feel it in my cone
That's it..! i'm never getting my medal back
- What is the big whoop about that crummy medal, anyway? - The big whoop, well this may come as a shock to you..
but in my game, i'm the bad guy and i live in the garbage
- Cool... - No, not cool Unhygenic and lonely and boring
And that crummy medal was gonna change all that
I go home with that baby around my neck then i'll get a
penthouse, pies, ice sculptures, fireworks
- It's grown up stuffs, you wouldn't understand - No, i get it
That's exactly what racing would do for me
- Well, guess what? - What?
News flash..neither one of us is getting what we want
What was that?
Diet Cola Hot Springs
- Watch out for falling Mentos - Ya, check it out, look
Oh, you gotta watch out for the splash That stuff is boiling hot
Ya, i got that thank you
What is this dump?
I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level
Ya, it's pretty cool, huh?
I found that secret opening and now i live here
See, oh look look look look
Welcome to my home
I sleep in these candy wrappers i like bundling myself up like a little homeless lady
By yourself?
With all these garbage around here?
Well, ya
I mean, everyone here says i'm just the mistake and that i wasn't even suppose to exist
What do you expect?
Listen kid..
I know it's none of my business
but why do you even stick around this game
You really don't know anything, do you?
Glitches can't leave their games
It's one of the joyous of being me
Hey, what are you doing? C'mon..
I know it's a dump but it's all i got
If you're gonna be a racer, then, you'll have to learn how to drive
You can't do that...
without a track
Alright now..
- Let's hustle up, we got some driving to do - No wonder i'm driving..I'm gonna learn to drive.. i'm gonna..
- Oh wait, do you know how to drive? - Ya, i mean, i haven't done it but...
look, i flew a spaceship today okay
- You crashed it - Just get in, how hard can it be? okay
Uh.. start it up
There you go
- So there's some buttons on the floor - Pedals
Pedals, right! Now.. uh..
Thats the 'go' pedal
That, i believe is the stopper
And this... wait
What is this? It doesn't do anything
Woo, what's this joystick do?
Okay, good. Let's try that again
That's good, keep going Shift it again
I told you Racing's in my cone
- Is that little not the best? - Hey you Ralphy, watch this
Look out!
So, how did i do?
Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain
Righ right, that's a good note
You gotta get that glitch under control kid
Ok, i will i will and..
And then, you think i get a chance?
Tiny
Yes, i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win, i'm gonna win
- Top shelf - Top shelf
Did you find the..? Tell me you found her..
You didn't?
Go, leave me.
Up up down dwon.. hmm hmm.. hih ..hih
Start.
Oh.. Code That's the sweet lifeblood of the game
Where are you?
The Stadium, no. Jumbotrons
Ahah! There it is
The winner's cup
One of these things is not like the others... it's you
We're gonna give you a nice new home
Success
Sour Bill, i'm going out, you're in charge of the castle until i get back
Your face is still red, you might wanna hit it again with your hammer
Oh, that's not blood force trauma ma'am
That's just the honey glow in my cheeks
- Okay.. - Ma'am, i just gotta tell ya
You are one dynamite gal..
Wow.. You are one dynamite gal..
One dynamite gal
Dynamite gal
Dynamite....
Get out
- All i said is you're a dynamite gal? - I said get out
Oh.. jimanny jamanny
Yes
I'm Fix-It Felix Jr, sir from the game Fix-It Felix Jr.
- Have you seen my friend Ralph? - Wreck-It Ralph?
Yes, yes that's him
Should've lock him up when we had the chance
- Lock him up? - Not making the same mistake with you
Hurry hurry, let's go time's a wastin' ..c'mon Ralph
This is it, this is really happening I almost don't believe it
I mean, i have dreamt about it for so long and now..
and now.. now i think i'm gonna puke actually, i think i might puke
You know, like a 'vurp'
- A what? - Vomit and a burp together
and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up Oh this is so exciting
Yes, it is, it's exciting
I mean am i ready to be a real racer?
Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?
Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair?
C'mon Those people are gonna love you
You know why? Cause you're a winner
- A winner - And you're adorable
- I'm adorable - And everyone loves an adorable winner
Okay, c'mon Listen to me, if you get nervous
just keep telling yourslef 'I must win Ralph's medal or his life will be ruined'
- And have fun, got it? - Got it!
Oh wait! Hold on..
- Where you going? - I forgot something, i'll be right back
Kids
- Ralph, there you are, hello - Huh??
- You!! - No no, i come alone, unarmed
- I've had enough of you, pillow pants - Calm down, please
I'm gonna beat the hella out of you
You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
You hit a guy with glasses, that's..
- well played - What do you want Candy?
Listen, i just wanna talk to you
I'm not intrested in anything you have to say
But how about this? Are you interested...in this?
- My medal..how did you..?? - It doesn't matter
here, it's yours Go ahead and take it
All i ask is that you hear me out
About what?
Ralph, do you know what the hardest part about being a king is?
Doing what's right
- No matter what - Get to the point
Point being I need your help
Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race
- Why are you people so against her? - I'm not against her..
I'm trying to protect her. If Vanellope wins that race..
she'll be added to the race roster
Then gamers can choose the racer's avatar
And when they see her glitching and then get glitching in just being herself
They'll think our game is broken
We'll be put ourt of order for good
All my subjects will be homeless
But there is one who cannot escape because she's a glitch
Help. Somebody help me..
When the game's plug is pulled
she'll die with it
You don't know that will happen
- The gamers could love her - And if they don't?
I know it's tough, but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they?
She can't race Ralph but...
She won't listen to me
So, can i count on you to talk a little sense into her?
Very good Uh.. I'll give you two some time alone
I'm back..
- Did you miss me? - Yea..Uh..
- Hey, can we talk for a second? - Wait, first kneel down
- What? no no. w.we really.. - You just do it!
Okay
Now, close your eyes
- Vanellope.. - Shut.. close them
Okay, open them up
To Stinkbrain Jee, thanks
Turn it over "YOURE MY HERO"
I made it for you Just in case we don't win
Not that i think there's even a remote chance we're not gonna win
- Thanks kid..Uhmm, listen - Now.. rise, my royal champ
I've got a date with destiny
Ralph, c'mon move your molases
- Uh, i've been thinking - That's dangerous
Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?
- That's not very funny, Ralph - No, i'm serious and..uh..
It was really fun to build the cart and everything but.. maybe..
- maybe, you shouldn't do it - Uh.. Hello? Is Ralph in there?
- I'd like to speak to him please - Look what i'm saying is, you can't be a racer
What? why would you..
Wait a minute..
- No. - Where did you get this?
Look, i'm gonna be straight with you kid, I've been talking to King Candy..
- King Candy? You sold me out? - Yea
No, i didn't.. Listen, you don't understand
No i understand, plunny traitor!
- I'm not a traitor, listen.. - You're a rat
and i don't need you and i can win the race on my own
- But i'm trying to save your skin, kid - Put me down, let me go..
No, you listen to me,you know whats gonna happen when the players see you glitching
- They're gonna think the game's broken - I don't care, you're a liar
Yo, you better care because if your game goes out of order
- you go down with the ship later, thats true - I'm not listening to you, get out of my way
- I'm going to that race - No, you're not
- Take me down from here, Ralph... right now - No
I'm doing this for your own good
Wait, wait wait
No.. no.. no no no no Please Ralph...
No.... Stop it! ..Stop it...
No...
You really are a bad guy
Hello, anybody home?
Felix.. Mary..
- Well, you actually went and did it - Gene, where is everybody?
They're gone, after Felix went to find you and then didn't come back
Everyone panicked and abandon ship
- But.. but, i'm here now? - It's too late, Ralph
Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning
But, never let it be said that i'm not a man of my word
The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
Gene, wait, wait
Listen, this is not what i wanted
- Well, what did you want, Ralph? - I don't know.. i.. i just
I was just tired of living alone in the garbage
Well now, you can live alone in the Penthouse
Hey cough-drop, explain something to me
If Vanellope was never meant to exist...
then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
- What's going on in this candy coated hearted darkness? - Nothing...
- Talk.. - No - I'll lick you..
- You wouldn't - Oh yea?
That's like sand-paper
Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your centre?
- Well, say that to my grave.. - Fair enough!
They call you Sour Bill for a reason
- Had it enough yet? - Okay okay, i'll talk, i'll talk.
Vanellope was a racer until King Candy try to delete her code
Try to delete her code? So, that's why she's a glitch
- Why is he doing this to her? - I don't know.
- Suit yourself - No no no, i swear i don't know
He literally locked up our memory and i cannot remember
Nobody can But, i do know this..
He'll do anything to keep her from racing because if she crosses the finish line...
the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore
- Where is she now? - In the Fungeon with Fix-It Felix. -Felix??
I'm sorry, that's all i know that's all i know, i swear
No please don't put me back in your filthy mouth again
- Stick around - Yes, okay i will, i will.. thank you
C'mon I know you're out there
Saccharin saturated nightmare
Where?
Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby, and it is ugly
Hello, hello... somebody? Anybody?
Please let me out
What is that.. what he says...? I'm gonna wreck it
Why do i fix everything i touch?
- Felix - Ralph, i'm so glad to see you
No, wait.. i'm not What do you have to say for yourself?
Wait, i don't want to hear I'm not talking to you
Okay, don't talk That's fine
But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto
I don't have to do boo Forgive my potty mouth
I'm just so.. so crossed with you
Do you have any idea what you put me through?
I were in Hickelty pickelty all over creation looking for you, i almost drowned in chocolate milk mix
And then, i met the most dynamite gal
Oh.. she gives me the honey glow, something aweful
But, she rebuff my affections And then, i got thrown in jail
Felix, pull yourself together
No, Ralph you don't know what it's like to be rejected and treated like a criminal
Yes, i do That's everyday in my life
- It is? - Which is why i ran off
I try to be a good guy but i'm not
Just a bad guy and i need your help
There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart
Please, Felix fix it
And i promise i will never try to be good again
I know, i know, i know i'm an idiot
- And? - and a real Numbskull
- And? - a selfish diaper baby.
- And? - and.. a Stinkbrain.
The stinkiest brain ever
My sweet subjects, i came without a flinch of hesitation to show you
that i have never been so happy in all my life
to say the following words
Let the Random Roster Race commence
Okay, remember.. you don't have to win Just cross that finish line and you'll be a real racer
I'm already a real racer
And i'm gonna win
Power Up.
Oh.. A La Mode.
Sweet Seekers.
Have some candy
Behind you.. Infront of you..
- It's the glitch - The glitch
Light 'em up Candlehead
What's this? Cherry Bomb.
I told you You're just an accident waiting to happen
My candle...
Alright, gotta keep it under control
No more glitching
Okay kid, let's finish this thing without any more surprises
Hope you're happy jump-pile
This game is going down and it's all your fault
- My lady, you came back - Canned it, Fix-It.
That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied
No, it died in the taffy swamp believe me
You're wrong!
Listen up people, head to Game Central Station, now..
Move it let's go let's go
No
- Get off of my track - hey, what are you crazy?
I forbid you to cross that finish line
Knock it out
- Ralph, look - Kid...
- No, Stop it. - Let me.. urgh!! - Not letting you undo all my hard work
Is that....
No way....
- What the... Who are you?? - I'm Turbo
The greatest racer ever
And i did not reprogram this world to let you
and that holocust riddled warhock take it away from me
Turbotastic
End of the line, glitch
Glitch. That's it
C'mon, Vanellope. I know you said you wouldn't do it again...
But you're gonna do it one more time Just focus and concentrate
And.. Glitch.
No
Sweet mother of monkey milk I did it
No
Bring it home kid The finish line's wide open
No
Kid, kid are you okay?
I'm fine, i'm fine Let's finish this race
- Oh my randd!! - Alright C'mon we gotta get out of here
- But i didn't cross the finish line - There is no finish line
Move it or lose it people c'mon everybody out now
- Ralph, it's not gonna work - We gotta try
- Kid - Ralph i told you i can't leave the game
- C'mon - Ralph, just stop
- It's gotta work - Stop, it's no use
It's okay, Ralph.
Alright Fix-It, that's everyone now we gotta blow up this exit
Just go, go without me
- What about this game? - Nothing we can do about it
Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters
Beacon.. stay with Felix
- Let me borrow that thing lady - Ralph, where are you going?
I got some wrecking to do
- I'll meet you at the finish line - No, wait
Fix-It, get behind me
One more..
- Welcome to the Boss Level - Turbo.
Because of you, Ralph, i'm now the most powerful virus in the Arcade
I can take over any game i want
I should thank you but.. it'd be more fun to kill you
Get back here little guy
Where do you think you're going?
I'm not through with you yet
- Up we go - No
Fall back
Kid
Look at that, it's your little friend
Let's watch her die together, shall we
No
- It's game over for both of you - No
Just for me
I'm bad, and that's good
I will never be good and that's not bad
There's no one i'd rather be.. ..than me
- Kid - Don't worry, i got it under control
Why are you going into the light...
No, no.. Yea.
Go into the light
Chocolate, it's chocolate I love chocolate
Beautiful chocolate
You did it, Ralph. Oh..Way to go brother
I'm... es..
- All fixed - You ready for this?
Ready as i'll ever be
Look at all the magic sparkles
Now, i remember
All hail, the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush.
Princess Vanellope.
I remember She's a princess
- That's right - We are so sorry about the way we treated you
Ya, those were jokes..
See, i was just doing what Taffyta told me to
Tat tat! as your merciful princess i hereby decree that
everyone who has ever mean to be shall be...
- ..executed - What?
- No no no, please please - Oh my lamnd
Oh this place just got interesting
- I don't wanna die - I'm just kidding
- You are? - Stop crying, Taffyta.
I'm trying but.. it won't stop
Wow.. so this is the real you?
- Princess.. - Oh, Ralph, what are you nuts?
C'mon, this isn't me This is me
Look, the code may say i'm a princess but, i know who i really am Ralph
I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever
I was here I was there.
I was glitching through the wall I'm not giving that up
- Pardon me for asking but, without a princess,who's gonna lead us? - Yea who?
Uh.. me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy
President Vanellope von Schweetz.
Has a nice ring to it don't you think?
Fix-It, Wreck-It, the Arcade's about to open. Let's move 'em out
You know you could just stay here and live in the castle
You'd have your own wing where no one would
ever complain about you or treat you bad ever again
You could be happy
I'm already happy
Got the coolest friend in the world
And besides, i've got a job to do too
May not be as fancy as being president...
but it's my duty And it's a big duty
Ralph, you coming brother?
See you later, president Fartfeathers.
Au revoir, admiral Underpants.
And farewell, bareness Boogerface.
Goodbye, major Bodyodour.
Hasta la vista.
- Ralph.. - Alright, to be continued
I'm gonna wreck it
Hey, Ralph's back Isn't it great?
- The game's all here - So, i'm happy to report...
and you'll be happy to hear i'm taking life one game at a time
First, the job hasn't change
But, news flash.. The Nicelanders are being nice to me
And you know that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game
- So here's what we did - We're going to wreck it!
We ask them to help us out in the bonus level
We can fix it!
I'm tellin' you guys, we haven't been this popular in years
It's crazy The gamers say we're Retro
which...It means... Old.. but Cool
How come I never noticed this game
Oh and i decided that living in a dump wasn't making me feel very good
So, i cleaned it up, built myself a little shack and a couple for the new guys too
Well, with a little help from Felix
Oh and guess who is the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding?
That's right my friend Old ham hands himself
Very elegant affair, should've seen her, lot of grandeur.
And not a single bug
And let's just say some tears were shed.
But i gotta say, the best part of my day...
is when i get thrown off the roof...
because when the Nicelanders lift me up..
i get a perfect view of Sugar Rush
And i can see Vanellope racing
The kid's a natural..
And the players love her glitch and all
Just like i knew they would
Turns out i don't need a medal to tell me i'm a good guy
Cause, if that little kid likes me...
How bad can i be?
# switch on the sky and the stars glow for you
# go see the world 'cause it's all so brandw
# don't close your eyes 'caue your future's ready to shine
# it's just a matter of e before we learn how to fy
# welcome to the rhythm of the night
# there's something in the ar you can't deny
(muttering)
# it's been fun but now I've got to go
# life is way too short to take it slow
# but before I go and hit the road
# I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?
# when can I see you again?
# when can we do this again?
# I gotta know when can I see you again?
# joined at the hip your sidekick needs you
# life is a trip down the road map leads you
# look all around at the mountains you haven't climbed
# it's just a matter of e before we learn how to fy
# welcome to the rhythm of the night
# there's something in the ar you can't deny
# it's been fun but now I've got to go
# life is way too short to take it slow
# but before I go and hit the road
# I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?
# when can I see you again?
# when can we do this agai?
# I gotta know when can I see you aga?
# don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine
# it's just a matter of e before we learn how to fy
# welcome to the rhythm of the night
# there's something in the air you can't deny
# so let me know before I wave goodbye
# when can I see you aga?
# when can we do this agai?
# when can I see you again?
# when can we do this agai?
# yeah, it's been fun but now I've got to go
# life is way too short to take it slow
# but before I go and hit the road tell me when
# when can I see you aga?
# when can I see you again?
(sugar rutheme playing)