伯班克机场 Burbank Airport, please.
拉斯维加斯 我们来啦! Vegas, here we come!
没有老公 No husbands,
没有男友 没有规矩 no boyfriends, no rules.
没有规矩? No rules?
我们不会是喝到烂醉 We're not gonna get drunk and have a six-way
还要跟蓝人乐队来个"六人行"吧? with the Blue Man Group, are we?
不是 No.
所以说还是有些规矩的嘛 So there are some rules.
好吧 Fine.
没有老公 没有男友 但有些规矩 No husbands, no boyfriends, some rules.
谢谢 Thank you.
去拉斯维加斯啦! Vegas!
山中无女人 男人称大王 The ladies are away, the boys will play.
什么事都可能发生 Anything can happen.
这回要玩儿疯啦 It's gonna get crazy.
玩"龙与地下城"啦啦啦! Dungeons & Dragons!
我买了新的比基尼 I got a brand-new bikini,
所以泳池边的酒都由姐的大咪咪来请 so drinks at the pool are on these.
我带了性感抹胸 诱惑男人靠近 I got a sexy new tube top that says "Come hither"
也带了防狼喷雾剂 警告他们"再近就不客气了" and a can of pepper spray that says "Close enough, Jack."
我带了旧内裤准备扔到 I got some old underwear I'm gonna throw on stage
加斯布鲁克斯演唱会的舞台上 at the Garth Brooks concert.
额那个... 为什么是旧的? I'm sorry, why old?
因为上次我扔新的给他 'Cause last time I saw him, I threw new ones
结果我什么也没得到 and it got me nothing.
我带了全新的七颗装 I've got a brand-new seven piece set
多面骰子 of polyhedral dice.
新骰子味儿太醉人了 Hello, new dice smell.
我带了大力神舵 I've got my helm of lordly might,
超速飞靴 还有以防我太激动 my boots of speed, and if things get too exciting,
我的哮喘吸入器 my inhaler of asthma.
我带了新的嗜血野蛮人战士 I got my new bloodthirsty savage warrior
任何阻挡他的人都会被他摧毁 who will lay waste to all who stand before him.
而且中午我很明智地只吃了点沙拉 And I had a sensible salad for lunch,
所以披萨我想吃多少就吃多少 so I can eat all the pizza I want.
拜托 难道我们要像一群小女孩似的 Come on, are we gonna sit around
就坐着聊天吗?! chatting like a bunch of teenage girls,
我们要像一群男孩子一样玩"龙与地下城" or are we gonna play D & D like a bunch of teenage boys
才不跟那群小女孩滚床单嘞~ who are never gonna have sex with those teenage girls?!
维加斯! 维加斯! 维加斯! Vegas! Vegas! Vegas!
Mofooskay-Heeko地下城! The Dungeon of Mofooskay-Heeko!
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今晚Lucy要上班我其实挺开心的 I'm actually glad Lucy had to work tonight.
不用尴尬地跟她讲 Saved me the awkward conversation about how I was
我和兄弟们玩得怎么样 gonna be hanging with my bros.
你俩说话不全都是尴尬的嘛? Isn't every conversation you two have awkward?
额... Eh?
是的啊 好痛苦 Painfully so.
我们给打电话定了个规矩 We have this rule on the phone that
要是俩人3分钟都没说话 if no one talks for three minutes,
就可以挂了 you can just hang up.
好喜欢她哟 So into her.
我们好了 就等你们了 Ready whenever you guys are.
好 好 我们马上来 Yeah, yeah, we'll be right there.
-Leonard... -什么? -Yeah, Leonard... -Yeah?
Howard取代你 做地下城主 I'm not sure how I feel about Howard
我觉得还是不太好 being dungeon master instead of you.
唔 你人真好 Oh, that's nice.
放轻松 有点变化是好事 But relax, sometimes change is good.
你以前担心过Spock换Zachary Quinto来演 Uh, you were worried about Zachary Quinto
但后来你很喜欢他嘛 being the new Spock, but you wound up liking him.
哎拜托 Oh, please.
每次谈到"改变"这个话题 Every time the topic of change comes up,
你都拿Zachary Quinto来堵我 you throw Zachary Quinto in my face.
我很烦邮递员剪了个新发型 I'm upset the mailman has a new haircut:
你就搬出Zachary Quinto Zachary Quinto.
我很烦夏令时开始了 I'm upset that daylight saving time started:
你又说Zachary Quinto Zachary Quinto.
我很烦夏令时结束了 I'm upset daylight saving time ended:
你又Zachary Quinto Zachary Quinto.
我最后说一遍 I'm saying thisfor the last time:
Zachary Quinto这事 Zachary Quinto was
不可思议 精彩绝妙 但不可重复 a weird, wonderful, unrepeatable event.
所以不许再拿他来压我 So stop using him against me.
好了 我们开始吧 Okay, here we go.
你们发现自己处在 You find yourselves in
一个茂密的古老丛林中 an overgrown old forest.
在你们前面有一棵巨大的橡树 Before you is a giant oak tree
树上有张脸 长得特别像尼古拉斯凯奇 with a face on it that looks a lot like Nicolas Cage.
他说 He says,
"小心前行 "Travel with caution.
"这片丛林下埋葬着许多 "These woods are home to the bones
"已逝英雄 "of many a fallen...
的尸骨" hero!"
看 Howard版的地下城主跟我一样好 See, Howard's just as good a dungeon master as I am.
一样好? As good?
你简直是输得连裤子都不剩了 小四眼 You just got pantsed in the schoolyard, four-eyes.
弟兄们 集中注意力啊 Hey, come on, guys, focus.
嗯... Um, uh...
噢 伟大的尼古拉斯凯奇树 Oh, mighty Nicolas Cage tree,
感谢您的忠告 we thank you for your warning,
但我们是无畏的勇士 but we are brave warriors,
除了死亡 没有什么能阻止我们 and nothing short of death will keep us from our goal.
哎 Lucy还是有空了 Oh, Lucy's free after all.
走了 See ya.
喂喂喂 你不能走 Hey, hey, hey, you can't leave.
我们才刚开始哎 We just started.
对哦 我应该玩到结束 You're right, I should finish the game.
我拿起我的绝世长剑 I take my plus-one long sword,
刺向自己的脸 stab myself in the face with it.
我死了 我得和姑娘约会去了 I'm dead, I've got a date with a girl.
拜拜 Bye.
没关系 看我的 We'll be fine, watch.
突然 从Koothrappali血淋淋的尸体上 Suddenly, a spectral shape
飘起一只幽灵 那只幽灵说 rises from Koothrappali's bloody corpse, and says,
"兄弟们 别担心 "Don't worry, buddies,
"Raj的鬼魂会帮助你们 "Ghost Raj will help
穿越森林的" guide you through the forest."
"呃 我只是一棵树 "Well, I'm just a tree,
"但是如果我是你们的话 就会听从你们 "but if I were you, I'd listen to your
鬼朋友的话!" ghost friend!"
快去 把你的午饭钱给他 Go on, give him your lunch money.
你今晚能出来我真是太高兴了 I'm very happy you were able to hang out tonight.
我也是 Me, too.
我不是说只有你才能让我开心 Not that it's up to you to make me happy.
呃 除非你觉得我这么依赖很性感 Uh, well, unless you find neediness sexy.
那你可是要和世上最性感的男人 In which case, you're about to have dinner
共进晚餐 with the hottest man on the planet.
我能跟你说个事吗? Can I tell you something?
跟你见面让我特别紧张 I was so nervous about seeing you,
离开公寓前 我在全身都 before I left my apartment, I put roll-on antiperspirant
喷满了除汗剂 all over my body.
-真的? -是啊 -Really? -Yeah.
如果我的汗从头顶喷射出来 If sweat starts squirting out the top of my head,
你就知道是为啥了 you'll know why.
很抱歉让你这么紧张 I, uh, I'm sorry to put you through that.
哦 没事 Oh, it's okay.
我一直在强迫着自己做一些 I've been trying to force myself
我害怕去做的事情 to do things that make me scared.
你还想做些啥捏? What else have you been thinking about doing?
让我想想 Well, let's see.
我真想告诉剪我头发的理发师 I'd love to be able to tell the lady who cuts my hair
我不喜欢刘海 that I don't like bangs.
我喜欢你的刘海哇 I like your bangs.
哦 谢谢 我也喜欢 Oh, thanks, I like 'em, too.
还有呢 What else?
唔... Mm...
有两件事 一个是把不喜欢的食物退回去 it's kind of a tie between sending food back
另一个是拒绝那些挨家挨户 in a restaurant and saying no to those kids
卖杂志的小孩 who sell magazines door-to-door.
唔 是啊 Mm, yeah.
-这些都挺难做的 -我知道 -Those are both toughies. -I know.
我订阅了两年的"枪与军火" I have a two-year subscription to Guns & Ammo.
我用肩膀推了推密之门 I push my shoulder against the secret door
看看是否有密道 to see if it gives way.
唔... Uh...
有路 it does.
他还有声效捏! He does sound effects, too!
嘿 我也会加声效的好吧 Hey, I always did sound effects.
一群嗜血的蝙蝠飞过地牢 A-A swarm of bloodthirsty bats fly through the dungeon.
它们攻击了附近的一只独角兽 Uh, uh, they attack a nearby unicorn.
好吧 我对你这音效也有个声效反应 Okay, well, I have a sound effect for those sound effects.
猜猜谁来了! Guess who!
你们回来干啥? What are you doing back?
好问题 Amy你来回答? That's an excellent question. Amy?
额... Uh, well...
当我们过安检的时候 when we were going through security,
我被拉出队伍进行搜身检查 I got pulled out of line for a pat-down.
呃 The, uh,
安检的人手有点不老实 TSA agent got a little handsy...
我用手肘 I may have broken
可能把他的鼻梁打断了 her nose with my elbow.
总而言之 她现在禁飞名单上 Long story short, she's on the No Fly List
我们现在说不定还在被无人机跟踪呢 and we might have been followed here by a drone.
对不起啦 I'm sorry.
我感觉跟傻子一样 I feel like such an idiot.
哦 没那么差啦 Oh, it's not so bad.
你损失了钱 你满心羞愧 You lost money, you're filled with shame
而且还被陌生人占了便宜 and you got groped by a stranger.
这和去拉斯维加斯一样 你都搞定了 I mean, that's Vegas, you nailed it.
你们好好玩吧 You guys enjoy your evening.
我先闪了 免得把所有人的周末都毁了 I'm gonna go before I ruin anybody else's weekend.
真是我的好姑娘 That's my girl.
别别 No, no.
Amy等等 我知道这 Amy, wait. Uh, uh, I know it's not
和你想的夜晚不一样 the night you had in mind,
但是为什么不留下来和我们一起玩? but why don't you guys stay and play with us?
会很有意思的 It'll be fun.
会有... 意思? It would-- fun?
好吧 三个礼拜前 Yeah, okay, three weeks ago,
你买了一罐花生酱 you bought crunchy peanut butter,
现在你又让女生们玩龙与地下城 but now you want the girls to play D & D
你是不是吸毒啦? do you have a drug problem?
有什么大不了的? What's the big deal?
Raj闪了 所以多点人玩也好嘛 Raj bailed, so we could use some extra players.
额 我从来没有和女生玩过 Well, I've just never played Dungeons & Dragons
龙与地下城 with girls before.
别担心 Oh, don't worry, sweetie.
谁都没和女生玩过这个 No one has.
你觉得咋样? So, what do you say?
让地下城主来决定吧 I'll leave it up to the dungeon master.
嗯 一个长得像 Yeah, a... satanic fungus
Al Pacino(著名演员)的邪恶蘑菇 that looks suspiciously like Al Pacino
从森林的地里长了出来然后说 rises from the forest floor and says,
"你可以玩 "You're playing D & D.
"你也可以玩 "You're playing D & D.
"整个房间里的人 "This whole apartment...
都能玩龙与地下城" ...is playing D & D."
好的 谁想喝一杯? Okay, who wants a drink?
唔 Penny 我们玩龙与地下城的时候 Yeah, we-- now, Penny, we don't consume alcohol
不喝酒哦 during Dungeons & Dragons.
会影响判断力的 It impairs our judgment.
哦 这不是酒 Oh, this isn't alcohol.
这是一种魔法药剂 它能让我喜欢你 It's a magic potion that makes me like you.
来双份的 Double potion, please.
好的 开始了 Okay, here we go.
你发现你自己 You find yourselves
面前站着两个笨重的食人魔 face-to-face with two hulking ogres.
"你们在我们的地牢里干啥? "What are you doing in our dungeon?
你们死定了!" You shall die!"
好吧 真起鸡皮疙瘩了 Okay, literal goose bumps.
快看 Look.
你们会怎么做? What do you do?
我拔出我的砍刀 I draw my broadsword.
我准备好我的法杖 I ready my quarter-staff.
我喝我的药剂 I drink my potion.
我想我们该攻击那个大的 I say we attack the big one.
那啥 把骰子给我 我想掷 You know what? Give me the dice, I want to roll.
可是骰子本来该地下城城主 Well, the dungeon master's
来掷才对啊 supposed to roll.
嗯 老娘本来还该在赌城小虾自助餐 Yeah, well I'm supposed to be in Vegas
那里喝高了吐呢 速度给姐拿来 throwing up on a shrimp buffet. Now give it.
好啦 要掷多少才行? All right, what do I need?
15点或以上 Uh, 15 or higher.
要15点 来15点 15's the point, the point is 15.
给小女子挪个位 来了来了 Give the little lady some room, here it is, coming out.
16点! Sixteen!
好耶! Yes!
噢 拜托告诉我咱这是在赌钱 Oh, please tell me we're playing for money.
啊 这比赢钱可好多啦 Oh, even better than money.
你得到了经验积分呢 You gained experience points.
再给我倒点药剂 亲 More potion, please.
遵命 Yeah.
蟹饼味道如何? How are your crab cakes?
有点怪怪的 Kind of funky.
太好了 That's great.
是吗? It is?
莫非"怪怪的"在印度的意思跟咱这儿不一样? Does "funky" mean something different in India?
不是不是 你说总想试一次把餐馆的食物 No, no. Uh, you've always wanted to send your food back
退回去不是吗? 机会来了呀 in a restaurant,here's your chance.
嗯 Mm.
没关系 我不吃就好了 It's okay. I just won't eat 'em.
别傻了 服务生? Don't be ridiculous. Waiter?
有什么问题吗? Everything all right?
额 挺好的 Uh... yeah
你有什么问题吗? Everything all right with you?
没有 Yes.
得 谢谢 再见 'Kay, thanks, bye.
等一下 Hold on.
你不是还有其他话想对他说吗? Isn't there something else you wanted to tell him?
没... 没事 N-No, it-it's fine. Uh...
他是外国人 He's from a different country;
不懂咱们的风格 he doesn't understand our ways.
别犯傻劲儿 快告诉他 Don't be silly. Just tell him.
我要去趟卫生间 I have to go to the bathroom.
绝对不是因为 And it's not because
蟹饼的味道怪怪的 the crab cakes are funky.
那您没问题吧? So you're okay here?
嗯 抱歉 Uh, yeah, sorry.
她只是有些害羞 She's just a little shy.
我们第一次见面时 她因为太紧张了 The-the first time we met, she was so nervous,
居然在卫生间里爬窗户逃走了 she climbed out a bathroom window to get away from me.
糟糕 Uh-oh.
嘿 Raj Hey, Raj.
告诉你特有意思一事儿 Funny story.
拜托了 老娘要这对食人魔死翘翘! Come on, mama wants a pair of dead ogres!
17点! 那只大的食人魔死了耶! 17! The larger ogre is dead!
另外那只说 The-the other ogre says,
"你杀了我哥哥 "You killed my brother.
食人魔的感恩节被毁了" Now Ogre Thanksgiving is ruined."
真是棒极了 That is amazing.
他让我都开始替食人魔担心了! He made me care about the ogre!
好了 Amy 就还剩一只食人魔了 All right, Amy, there's one ogre left.
-拿下他! -好嘞 -Take him out! -Okay.
就当他是那个安检人员 加油 Pretend he's that TSA agent.Come on.
19点! Nineteen!
太棒了! Yes!
这游戏比去拉斯维加斯好玩儿多了! This is turning out to be even better than Vegas!
才没有! No, it's not!
Lucy? Lucy?
嘿 Oh, hey.
好久不见 Long time no see.
也许你不是很了解我 You don't know me very well
但你一次次从卫生间爬窗避开我 but each time you crawl out a bathroom window
都在逐渐蚕食我的男子气概! to escape my company, it chips away at my masculinity.
对不起 I'm sorry.
你为什么要那样走掉? Why would you leave like that?
你在逼我 很明显我就是 You were pushing me; I clearly didn't want
不想把蟹饼退回去 可你还是要强迫我退 to send my food back, and you tried to make me do it anyway.
好吧 如果我惹你不高兴了 你干嘛不直接说呢? Okay, if I upset you, then why didn't you just say something?
我怎么告诉你啊 我都没胆子告诉理发店那女的 Well, how can I tell you I'm upset if I can't tell the woman
额头是我最大的特色啊 at Supercuts that my forehead's my best feature?
我太害怕了 It's scary.
好吧 我很喜欢你 Yeah, well, I like you a lot,
这让我也很害怕 and that's scary for me.
很大程度上是因为 你老是想跑掉 Mostly because you're a proven flight risk.
你怎么会很喜欢我? How could you like me a lot?
额 因为一点 Well, uh, for one thing,
你情绪问题比我还严重 you have bigger emotional problems than I do,
我觉得这样的女人很有吸引力! and I find that very attractive in a woman!
我不知道怎么说 我只是... I-I don't know. I just...
觉得你很美好 I think you're wonderful.
我头都冒汗了 I'm sweating out of my head.
龙从天而降 坠入了火山! The dragon falls from the sky, crashing into the volcano!
等等! But wait!
他还没死 He's not dead.
他慢慢爬出来 He crawls out,
展开双翼准备攻击 spreads his wings and prepares to attack.
哎 慢着慢着! Yeah, uh, wait!
他不先说两句吗? Doesn't he say something first?
你懂的 用某位可爱名人的声音说两句? You know, maybe in the voice of a beloved celebrity?
好吧 Fine.
"谁曾想到 这么多年过去了 "You'd think, after all these years,
"我居然还是记不住不要从火山顶上飞过去 "I'd know not to fly over volcanoes.
我真TM一白痴啊" I'm a freaking idiot."
龙是Christopher Walken!（著名演员） The dragon's Christopher Walken!
真是完美配音 That's perfect.
好了 Amy 到你了 All right, Amy, it's your turn.
我们需要最后一击 We need one more hit.
把他干掉! 上吧 Finish him off! Here we go.
15点? Fifteen?
袭击成功 龙终于不支倒地! It's a hit. The dragon collapses to the ground!
等等 Wait.
别急 Wait.
你要说... And says...
"老妈? "Mother?
"是你不? "Is that you?
你的宝贝儿子回来啦" Your little boy is coming home."
我不知道你们怎么样 Oh, I don't know about you guys,
我今晚情绪真是太纠结了 but I have been throughthe emotional wringer tonight.
可能是魔法药剂喝多了 This may be the potion talking,
你绝壁是个赞爆了的地下城主 but you areone fine-ass dungeon master.
是吗? 等我们回家后 Oh, yeah? Well, when we get home,
我再带你经历一场无与伦比的冒险 I'm gonna take you on a whole different adventure.
Wolowitz又要办探险游戏? Another quest by Wolowitz?
我也要玩 Count me in.
Sheldon 他们说的是滚床单 Sheldon, they're talking about sex.
那个... 我不玩 Oh, then I'm out.
我有个好主意 Ooh! I have an idea.
反正你们也不会做那事 Since it's not happening anytime soon,
不如你的角色 和你的角色 why don't your character and your character
在游戏里面"做"那事? do it in the game?
唔~~~! Ooh!
快 附合我下 Come on, back me up here.
-唔~~ -唔~~(-_-!!) -Ooh! -Ooh!
游戏继续 我对Sheldon和Amy施了个爱的魔咒 Okay, I cast a love spell on Sheldon and Amy.
唔~~~ 不好意思 我以为你们要一起... Oo... Sorry, I thought you were gonna do that...
魔咒生效了 The love spell takes effect.
当Sheldon望着Amy When Sheldon looks at Amy,
她就是世上最美的半兽人 she is the most beautiful half-orc
沉鱼落雁 闭月羞花 he's ever seen,
他欲火焚身 and he's overcome
想要撕下她的盔甲 with a desire to rip her armor off
然后深情地望着她那四个毛发丛生的胸部 and gaze fondly at her four hairy breasts.
当Amy望着Sheldon 他就像... When Amy sees Sheldon, he looks...
就像Sheldon本来的样子 因为她就爱那样的 well, just like Sheldon, 'cause apparently she's into that.
你会怎么做? What do you do?
我不喜欢这样 I don't like this.
知道让妹子一起玩"龙与地下城"的后果了吧? You see what happens when you let girls play D & D?
Amy啊 Amy.
Amy哦 Amy.
Amy哎 Amy.
干啥? What?
我还真没敲过自己的门呢 I've never knocked on my own door before.
真是新鲜刺激 That was a wild ride.
你没必要进来哄我 You don't have to come in here and cheer me up.
多谢体谅 Thank you.
你能告诉外面那帮人不? Would you go tell everyone else that?
他们可不这么想呢 Because they sure think otherwise.
我告诉你他们是怎么想的 I'll tell you what they think.
他们觉得我们的恋爱就是个笑话 They think our relationship is a joke.
我可不觉得是个笑话 Well, I don't think our relationship is a joke.
我觉得 I think
一匹马冲进酒吧 a horse goes into a bar,
酒保说 "为什么脸拉这么长啊?" bartender says, "Why the long face?"
这才是笑话好么 That's a joke.
而且也是个好笑话 因为马脸就很长 It's a good one, too, because a horse has a long face.
Sheldon啊 Sheldon,
我们到底会不会有亲密的关系? are we ever going to have an intimate relationship?
这个嘛 Oh, my.
这个问题好尴尬 That's an uncomfortable topic.
Amy你听我说... Amy...
遇到你之前 before I met you,
我根本没兴趣和任何人有亲密关系 I never had any interest in being intimate with anyone.
现在呢? And now?
现在啥? And now what?
现在有兴趣了吗? Do you have any interest now?
不排除有这个可能 I have not ruled it out.
哇 Wow.
对我说下流话 Talk dirty to me.
可能对你来说可能不是 I know it doesn't seem like it to you, but,
但对我而言 我们的关系 for me, what we have
已经是极其亲密了 is extremely intimate.
这我知道 I guess I know that.
只是... It's just...
我还想要更多 part of me wants more.
还要更多? More?
瞧瞧我们小两口的 I mean, look at us.
区区三年啊 我们都已经在床上了 It's only been three years; here we are in bed together.
好吧 Come on.
我们出去吧 Let's go back out there.
等下 别急 Y... Well, no. Hold on.
我的魔法精灵和你的半兽人勇士 My Elven magic-user and your half-orc warrior
被施了爱的魔咒 did have a love spell cast on them.
我们如果不完成这个咒语 We wouldn't really be playing the game right
就没法接着玩了 if we didn't see that through.
好...的 Okay.
我们刚砍了一条龙 I believe that, uh, we just killed a dragon.
其他人还在抢掠尸体 While the others pillage the corpse,
我领你去了一处僻静之地 I lead you to a secluded area
我想脱去你的皮甲 where I attempt to remove your leather armor.
皮甲脱下了 It comes off.
哦天 Oh.
你接下来怎么做? What do you do?
我... I...
...深深地吻了...你的双唇 ...kiss you... on the lips.
我也吻在了你的... I kiss you back on the...
...双唇上 ...lips as well.
轮到你了 Your turn.
我脱去... 你的盔甲 I... remove your armor.
你呢? What do you do?
我... 贪恋地抚摸你的... I... erotically caress your...
...鼻子 ...nose.
再给我扔!! Keep rolling.
两位 你们已经在里面好一会儿了 Hey, you guys have been in there for a while.
-你们还好不? -好着呢 谢谢关心 -You doing okay? -We're fine, thank you.
我们想对你们说 很抱歉刚刚... Okay, we just want to say, we feel really bad about...
快滚! Sheldon正在咬我的... Go away! Sheldon is nibbling on my...
14点! 哦耶! 14! Yes!