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字幕来源：stevesandvoss吧 后期：Sung1219
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初到洛杉矶 这里似乎汇集了无数的点 When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots.
杂乱无章 彼此毫无关联 All jumbled and disconnected.
《闪亮的日子》
真叫人难辨方向 It was pretty disorienting.
欢迎来地狱
搞什么 我是直人 What the fuck are you doing? I'm straight.
-嗯 其他人也这么说 -别 我可是认真的 -That is so how all guys say that. -No, I'm serious, dude.
是吗? 真可惜 我工夫超赞 Oh really? It's too bad. 'Cos I'm amazing.
不是吹牛 I don't like to brag but
我的口活能把引擎塞从老式雪弗兰排气管里吸出来 I can suck the engine block to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy.
-真的? -我说的可是380马力的巨无霸哦 -Really? -Yeah, talking 'bout the big ones with the 380s.
-你了解汽车? -对 还有啤酒 -Oh. So you know cars, yeah? -And beer.
和跟女人不一样 你完事马上能喝一罐 Unlike with women, you can crack one open right after.
或者边喝边做也不错 You can have one during.
这是男人间的小乐趣 It'll just be a little fun between buddies.
而且你无需事后打电话 And you'll never have to call me.
除非你又想爽 Till you're up for another round.
你不担心Elizabeth会闯进来? You're not worried about Elizabeth coming in?
什么Elizabeth? 我的室友是Julie Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie.
我约了Elizabeth I'm here for a date with Elizabeth.
Elizabeth 住在243D 低地的D Elizabeth is 243D, as in 'down the walk'.
这里243B 爽毙的B This is 243B. As in 'Blowjob'.
你不是聊天室"好奇小直男"? You're not StraightCurious from AOL?
-不 -靠 又遇到走错门的 -No. -Not again.
少来 你在吹牛 Oh, shut up! You are so lying to me!
看我的日记 No, check the journal! Look.
9月20日 我的天啊 真有趣 September 20th. Oh my God! That is so funny!
这事值得你写首歌 So maybe you should write a song about that.
真难相信 你的专辑小样即将完工 I can't believe you've almost done with your demo
却还没献歌给我这死党 and you haven't written a song about your best friend.
天地间难以相信的事情多了去了 Yeah, I can't believe that the tree falls in the forest
怎会都与你有关系 it wouldn't have something to do with you.
马提尼 伏特加还是琴酒? Hey, J. Martinis, vodka or gin?
琴酒 顺便叫你朋友去自插 Gin, and you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself.
这绝活唯有一个朋友能做到 You know, I only have one friend who can
你俩应该不相识 actually do that, and I doubt you've met.
那个贝司手啦 我们本该一起编曲 I mean the base player. We were just supposed to lay down some tracks
才两首歌的时间 我的胸罩上就多了一双手 but the second song it was like my bra had grown hands.
喂 璞玉们 点单来了 Excuse me, wannabees, order up.
才进一轮复试 她就自认奥斯卡影后 One callback, she's Margo Channing
第二轮 谢谢 第二女主角 正经电影哦 Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature.
本姑娘志在必得 不久就要甩掉你们这帮窝囊废 I'm so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye
这鬼地方总算有点回报 and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town.
你见过Barry Wolf? You ever read for Barry Wolf?
才这些薯条? 快给我装满 Hey, why are we skipping on the fries? Come on, load me up.
那人曾叫我去试镜 Barry Wolf read me once for this commercial,
一直用眼神吃我豆腐 he was licking me with his eye the whole time.
他外号"少男猎手" They don't call him the 'Wolf who cried Boy' for nothing.
那贱人不待见我 You know, he wouldn't even see me for that crappy TV
他不许我演"同志怪邻居" 'Wacky Gay Neighbour' thing?
什么嘛? 人家明明又gay又怪 What's that about? I'm gay, I'm wacky.
也许你不像邻家男孩 Maybe you're not neighbourly.
滚 我可是响当当的最佳女配角 Fuck you. I'm Donna Reed on a stick
抱歉各位亲爱的 我不想打断 Excuse me, darlings. I hate to interrupt this
各位大明星重要的谈话... important discussion between all you big stars...
-当小明星我就满意了 -还算有自知之明 -I'll settle for medium star. -Point well taken.
听说迪尼斯要开一家奇幻餐馆 In the meantime, I hear that Disney's opening a Fantasia restaurant
盘子会飞到桌子上 where the plates fly themselves to the tables.
-你们还是动动手吧 -借过 热菜来了 -Until then, what to do. -Hot stuff, coming through. Yes!
你们好 Hi guys.
等会去Funny Boys的KTV记得带上我的歌 You take one of my tracks and give the karaoke at Funny Boys.
-玛格丽塔酒买一送一哦 -那就去吧 -Also two-for-one margaritas? -I'll be there.
祝你用餐愉快 Enjoy your meal.
别傻楞着 没时间可浪费 Quit gawking, we don't have all day.
-靠 -靠你丫 -Au, fuck. -Yeah, fuck you too.
-妈? -Julie 你在哪? -Mum? -Julie. Where the hell are you?
在家 你不正往家拨号吗? 昨晚我们在哪鬼混的? I'm here. Isn't this where you called me, where did we end up last night?
不知道 但是我胸罩不见了 不是好兆头 I don't know, but I woke up without my bra. That's never a good sign.
这种小事无需担心 I wouldn't worry about it.
怎么打电话? 你难道不应该轻轻走来 So why are you calling me and not just tiptoeing
给我头疼药和安慰吗? across the hall with sympathy and Excedrin?
我来过 以为你不在 骑行健身课开始了 I tried that, I thought you'd gone. Spin class is starting. -Oh fuck.
稍等 Hey, hold up a minute.
-咱们见过 -我刚来的 -We've met. -Um, no, I'm brand new here.
-新来的 快跟上 -我得走了 -Hey, Green, let's get it moving along huh. -Gotta go.
终于完工...Harmon不行了 All unpacked... final bell, Harmon is down.
Gilford 快来给我按摩背部 Hey Gilford why don't you come over here and give me a back rub?
贱人找错对象 少做梦 基佬 Wrong tree. Barking. Think I'm rubbing your pimply back, you homo.
David 新来的 你俩做回好人? David? Come on, Green, help a guy, allright?
我还要整理东西 Have stuff to put away.
来啊Gil 只要10分钟 会回报你的 Come on, Gil, just like ten minutes. You know I'd give you one.
-那你先服务我 -滚 我先开口的 -You're on. -No, I asked you first. Nope.
痛 准备受死吧 That hurts! Prepare to die, dude.
-嘿 -嗨 -Hey. -Hi!
记得我吗 住在对面的? You remember me, from across the way?
记得 Harmon找你的 Yeah. Harmon!
我来送欢迎礼 一些啤酒 I brought you guys a 'Welcome to the complex' sixer.
多谢 我们不喝酒 Uh, thanks, but we don't drink.
你们算哪种兄弟会男生? What kind of frat boys are you?
谁叫了基佬速递? Who called up Deliver-A-Fag?
-小声点 他会听到的 -我才不在乎 -Ryder, a little louder and he'll probably hear you. -I don't care
他短裤好恶心 You see those flippin' shorts he was wearing?
-核对一下 -行 这三项 -Just check that. -OK, three of these
今晚有大帅哥Daniel There was the most adorable man, Daniel, here this evening.
-应该介绍给你 -是吗? -I thought I might introduce you. -Really?
蓝衬衫 酒吧尽头? Blue shirt, end of the bar?
是啊 Daniel 我们见过 Actually yes. Daniel. We've met.
8月3日... 普普通通 很一般 August, 3rd... yup. Oh, not so good, not so good.
Andrew 给我一杯梅乐 Andrew, can I have a glass of that Merlot there?
Ben打电话找你 Sure thing. And Ben called for you, Miss M.
既然他周末才来电话 Well, I suppose if he calls this late in the week,
-我就晚点回给他 如何? -当然 -I can call him this late in the evening, right? -Absolutely
想听奇事吗? 记得那四个 You guys wanna hear something freaky? Remember those four people
搬进Elizabeth旧居的人吗? that moved into Elizabeth's old apartment?
猜猜他们是做什么的 Guess what they do.
-色情男优 -这个镇上不足为奇 -Quadruplet porn stars. -This town? Hardly freaky.
斗牛的小丑 They're rodeo clowns.
不是 比那个还出奇 No, listen, it's even weirder than that.
他们是摩门教的传教士 上帝为证 They are Mormon missionaries, swear to God.
小丑倒酷一点 Oh. Although rodeo clowns would've been kinda cool.
他们一定热爱你脱轨的生活方式 They must've loved your aberrant lifestyle.
我约会过一个摩门教徒 他家人强迫他电疗 I dated a Mormon guy once. His family put him through shock therapy.
他在床上真狂野 完事他就想跳窗 We have sex, he was wild. Then he wanna throw himself out the window.
-你住在一楼吧 -对啊 可杜鹃花要遭殃 -So, you live on the first floor. -Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas
在他们同化你之前 先同化他们 是不是很有趣? Wouldn't it be funny if you converted them instead of them converting you?
我见过他们 菊花紧的不好下手 No, I've seen these boys, they're wound way too tight for that.
我打赌他办不到 I bet he can't do it.
等一下 我们要打赌? Oh, wait. Are we betting here?
老规矩 小钱小酒? Same as always, five and a sixer?
玩大的 20块我说他办不到 Oh no, this is big. 20 bucks says he can't.
再高点? 50块赌他办不到 We're going high stakes? 50 says he can't.
我见过他们骑车 这次你碰到对手了 I've seen the guys on the bikes. This time you've met your match.
胡扯 50块赌他赢 外加擦一周的桌子 Bullshit. 50 says he can. And I bust tables for a week.
-50块 两周 赌他输 -我押Andrew 你没戏 -50, 2 weeks, can't. -OK, I'm in with Andrew, no way.
行 一言为定? Oh, cool. We on?
到底在讨论什么啊? 要我把他怎样? So what are we talking about here? I get him to what?
-做任何事情? 吹箫? -我们需要证据 -Do anything? Blowjob? -We need proof.
OK 内裤 在军队里我认识另一个摩门教徒 OK, underwear. I knew this other Mormon guy in the army.
他们有神圣的四角内裤 They got these sacred boxers they shimmer.
搞一条来 Get one of those.
神圣内裤? 我要开开眼界 太棒了 我必须加入 Sacred undies? I gotta see this. All right, I'm in.
我要剥光他们中的一个人 I will get one of those boys out of their underwear.
那就说定了 Seal the deal.
晚上出去玩吗? Alright, we're going out tonight?
少来 又演Christian吊马子的戏码 Oh please, not another episode of 'Christian hooks up'.
嘿 我得保持技巧娴熟 Hey, gotta keep my skills honed.
为技巧干杯 To skills.
-要出门? -是啊 瑜伽 你呢? -Hey, leaving? -Yeah, yoga. You?
健身房练手臂 Mmm, arm day...
我们还没有见过呢 我是Julie Taylor Hey, I don't think we've met. I'm Julie Taylor.
-我是Elder Davis -你在读什么? -Hi. I'm Elder Davis. -What you reading there?
我在学习 室外舒服些 I'm just studying. You know, I thought I'd come outside.
我从爱达荷州来 那里10月份就已经很冷了 'Cos, we're from Idaho, it gets cold in October.
哇 好逊 这里四季如春 Oh, wow, bummer. It's pretty much like this all the time here.
-是吗 Chris? -没错 -Isn't it, Chris? -Yeah.
-你们在这里做什么? -我们跟人交谈 传播福音 -So, what is it that you guys do? -We talk to people about our church.
是吗? Chris很喜欢交谈 Oh really? Chris likes to talk to people.
有时候能帮助他人找到生命意义 Sometimes it helps people to find meaning in their lives.
Julie总埋怨她的生活空虚 Julie was complaining her life is void of meaning.
-空虚? 我说了空虚? -也许我们可以一起聊聊 -Void? I said 'void'? -Maybe we can come talk to you.
-好啊 十分乐意 -行啊 OK -You know, we would like that. -Sure. OK.
再见 Bye.
好有心计... Subtle...
我在你身上押了50块 上班见 Yeah, I got 50 right on you. See you at work.
谢天谢地 终于走了 Thank God she's leaving.
你相信《娱乐周刊》 Can you believe 'Entertainment Weekly' called her
叫她美国新甜心? the new sweetheart of American cinema?
那个贱人? 她让Julie 来换我 因为她竟然 That cunt? She made Julie take my table, because she thought
怪我没洗澡 她哪有资格讲 看她那副吃相 I hadn't bathed recently. Like she should talk. Did you see her eat?
看她的腿 让人见识什么是牛腿 Yeah, did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call them calves.
她做爱后可以熏火腿了 I bet after sex, she smokes a ham
亲爱的 给我一杯陈酿 Darling, give me a glass of Cuvee
我希望你们别轻蔑客人 I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele.
说闲话可不光彩 Gossip is so ignoble.
特别是对这些不幸的人 Especially regarding those less fortunate.
不幸? 那个贱人 Less fortunate? That bitch!
你有八卦...快说 You know something... tell.
没有啊 我从不讲故事的 比如以她做那事的勤快劲 No, I would never tell tales, such as with the frequency she does it
她热衷暴饮暴食再催吐催泄 当做有氧运动 the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic excercise.
她看起来不像暴食症 She hardly looks bulimic.
如果我真的关心 我应该建议她 Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest
多吐点 少吃点 a little more of the purging, a little less of the binging.
可惜我不爱多嘴 But I would never say such things.
闲话最缺乏品位 For gossip is the lowest form of discourse.
能免则免 You should avoid it if at all possible.
我该回办公室了 搞搞账本 有事通知我... I shall be in the office, cooking the books, if anyone needs me.
Ben打电话来 他锲而不舍 Oh, and Ben called. He seemed kind of insistent.
Lila 是不是藏着一个男朋友? Do you suppose Lila is hiding a boyfriend from us?
人渣 这点小费简直是羞辱 Fucking skank... that's not a tip, that's an indictment.
放松点 老天 谁惹毛你了? Take it sound, J. Christ, who pissed in your Cheerios?
某唱片公司的企划 她陪他喝酒 他才肯听她的录音 Some A and R guy. She has drinks with this guy so he'll listen to her demo
现在她担心自己的贞洁呢 and now she fears for her virtue.
-他满帅的 -我累死累活才录完小样 -He's totally cute. -I bust my ass making a great demo,
却没人欣赏 以为遇到知音 I can't get anyone to listen to it till this guy
结果只是想上我 who obviously just wanted to fuck me.
可怜的 我觉得他挺帅 Poor baby. I thought he was cute.
你会为了工作出卖色相? What, you would have sex to help your career?
亲 我为了赶走房客还帮他吹箫 Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment.
为工作卖身堪称高尚 Sex for my career would be noble.
Ben 我还没准备好做那样的决定 Ben, I'm not ready to make that kind of decision yet.
我要挂了 以后再联络 I have to go. OK, I'll call.
这是Andrew的酒单 -谢谢 Here's Andrew's wine order. -Thank you.
-还有其他事吗? -大家以为Ben是你的男朋友 -Is there something else? -Everyone thinks Ben is your boyfriend
其实他是个医生 对不对? but he's not, he's a doctor, isn't he?
一切可好? Is everything OK?
年轻人 我可不想在自己公司里被八卦 Young man, I will not be the subject of gossip in my own establishment.
抱歉 Sorry.
这就是上帝如何让Joseph Smith And that's how, through Joseph Smith,
重建了耶稣基督的嫡传教会 God restored the true church of Jesus Christ to the earth.
有没有问题? Have any questions?
为什么上帝和Joseph Smith聊天 How come if God talks to Joseph Smith,
他就成了先知 he's a prophet
而如果上帝和我说话 我却成了妄想症? but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic?
好吧 他并非凡人 Ah, well, he was sort of special.
摩门教是怎么看待黑人的? What's the Mormon church's stand on black people?
这可是个好问题 美国的非洲裔 That's a good question. African American members
1978年以后获准担任圣职 have been allowed to hold the priesthood since 1978.
跟迪斯科诞生同期 女人呢? Since disco. And women?
女人不能担任圣职 她们可以 Women don't get to hold the priesthood, what they get
当贤妻良母 以此分享赐福 is to be wives and to be mothers and share in its blessings.
分享也不错 Oh, sharing. See, sharing is good.
Christian想知道你们的教派对于同性恋权利的立场 Christian was wondering what is your church's stand on gay rights.
呃 这种东西不存在 Um well... There's no such thing.
"同性恋"和"正确(权利)"不该出现在一个句子里 'Gay' and 'right' don't belong in the same sentence.
"正确(右边)"和"右翼"就能手拉手? Oh, but 'right' and 'rightwing' go hand-in-hand?
上帝憎恨同性恋 Yeah, God hates homos.
你来我家宣称上帝憎恨同性恋? You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals?
也憎恨法国人 And the French!
-上帝憎恨法国人? -大家都憎恨法国人 -God hates the French? -Everybody hates the French.
按橙色的钮就行 你真好 Just push the orange button. Oh, you are such a sweetheart
-谢谢 -不客气 -for doing that, thank you. -You're welcome.
-妈 全机场都看到你走光 -我实在没办法 -Ma, you're flashing the whole terminal. -I can't help it.
如果不提 它要褪到膝盖下面了 If I don't they are gonna end up around my knees.
仅有的正常人要离开我了 Oh, I'm losing the only other sane one around here.
这个传给你 儿子 让我们为你骄傲 I think this belong to you now, son. Do us proud.
父亲 我一定会 Yes sir, I will.
一路平安 Now, you have yourself a real safe trip, OK?
我不打算流泪的 Oh, for crying out loud, I wasn't gonna do this.
妈 说好不哭的 如果你哭了 我也会 Ma, you promised. If you start, I will.
我明白 但是我忍不住 因为你是我的宝贝 I know, but I can't help it, because you're my baby, you know.
永远是我的宝贝 And you always will be.
-你还好吗? -哦 还行 -You okay? -Yeah, I'm fine.
如果不方便 我过会再来 Look, if there's a problem, I could come back.
大概我只是想家了 Look, maybe I'm just homesick.
想家? 爱达荷州? Homesick? For Idaho?
-是啊 -对不起 别误会 -Okay, fine... -I'm sorry. That came out wrong.
我离家的时候...象火箭一样迅速 It's just... When I left home... I zoomed like a rocket here.
你从来没有离开过家 对不对? But if you've never been away from home before... Have you?
当然有过 但这次要离开整整两年 What? I've been away from home. Just, not for two whole years.
可能更糟 可能下雨 Could be worse, could be raining.
-电影《新科学怪人》台词 -对 -That's 'Young Frankenstein'. -Yeah.
-所以说是两年哦? -是啊 -So two years, huh? -Yeah.
不能通电话 假日不许回家 We're not allowed to call or go home in the holidays,
他们也不能过来探望 and they're not allowed to visit.
-哇 我要报名 -嘿 我很爱我的家庭 -Wow, where do I sign up? -Hey, I happen to like my family.
毕竟 男孩最好的朋友是母亲 After all, a boy's best friend is his mother.
电影《惊魂记》 是不是? 'Psycho'! That's 'Psycho', right?
她偶尔会发狂...大家偶尔都会发狂 She goes a bit mad sometimes... We all go a bit mad sometimes.
至少这里还有你的朋友 是吗? At least you got your friends here, right?
Ryder? 我们几周前才被编到一组 What, Ryder? No, we just got assigned to each other a few weeks ago.
幸亏是跟你 不是我 Oh. Well, better you than me.
真凑巧 你们都叫Elmer? Kind of a funny coincidence, all you guys being named Elmer, huh?
Elmer? Elmer?
-你认为我是Elmer? -难道你不是? -You think I'm an Elmer? -Well, you're not?
不 乌龙 是Elder 教士头衔 No, doofus! It's Elder. It's a title. Elder...
还好是这样 谁给你起名Elmer就无趣了 Oh, that's a good thing. Somebody naming you Elmer, it's just mean.
那么你真名叫什么? What's your first name, then?
-我们不能用自己的名字 -什么? 为什么? -We're not allowed to use them. -What? Why not?
很多事情我们不能做 We're not allowed to do a lot of things.
是Aaron It's Aaron.
Aaron 我喜欢这名字 Aaron. I like that.
你得把这些分开吧? You're gonna sort through those, right?
-彩色白色不能混 -多谢 -Colors and whites don't mix, Aaron. -OK, thanks.
你以前从没洗过衣服? Oh wait, you've never done your laundry before either, have you?
可能我只是没有帮大家洗过衣服 Well, maybe I've just never done everybody's.
因为我是新人 菜鸟必须做 That's what I have to do, 'cos I'm a greeny. The new guy.
我必须帮大家洗衣服 预言上记载的 So I have to do everyone's laundry, in accordance with prophecy.
是吗? Really.
傻啊 老兄 你真好骗 Sike! Dude, you're way too easy.
哦 别人也这么说 That's what I've heard.
谢谢你的洗衣小窍门 Well, thanks for the laundry tips.
别闹 Geez, Elder.
你心不在焉 You're a thousand miles away over here.
-你感觉怎么样 菜鸟? -还好 -How you doing, Green? -Good.
-你肯定? -嗯 -Yeah, you sure? -Yeah.
我当新人的时候 日子很难熬 You know, when I was a Green, it was really tough.
我时常祈祷能在夜晚死去 I used to pray that I would die during the night
不用醒来 继续这样的生活 so I wouldn't have to wake up to another day of this.
你在讲笑话? You're joking me, right?
我现在不能回盐湖城 I couldn't take going back to the family, you know, Salt Lake and all.
两位总会干事参加了我的送行会 I had two of the general authorities at my missionary farewell.
你肯定明白 你父亲是教区主席 对吧? You know what's that like, your dad is a stake president, right?
他们故意刁难我们 They set this thing up to be difficult, OK?
我们不能听音乐 看电影 We can't listen to music, we can't watch movies,
无法单独行动 we're never supposed to be alone.
大家才19或20 连自慰都不允许 I mean we're 19, 20 years old, and we're not even allowed to beat off.
有几次夜里醒来 床头板上竟有自己的牙印 Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my head board.
我投入时间在这里 为了我可以回家 Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home,
跟Jennifer结婚 然后上床 so I could marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her.
看到没? 为了上床我们真拼了老命 See? It's amazing what we'll do for sex.
-我知道你做了! -没有 我向你保证 -I know you did! -I did not, I promise you.
-你肯定做了! -在胸口划十字发誓 -Yes you did! -I cross my heart.
别装虔诚 Oh, that means something.
-嘿 我们想用这片场地 -我们正在兴头上 -Hey, we'd like to play here. Yeah, we're playing here.
-你们明明在磨时间 -真会说话 我们的确在玩 -You're just farting around. -How vivid. We're playing, see?
-拍皮球 拍皮球 -少来 别耍我们 -Bounce the ball, bounce the ball. -No, you're just jerking us around.
一周只有一下午可以当正常人 打打球 There's one afternoon a week where I can just be normal and play some hoop,
你们偏偏要来添乱? and you have to come and get all ignorant about it?
听听 摩门教徒喜欢发牢骚(与喝酒谐音)? Oh, listen to that, Julie. I didn't think Mormons liked whine?
-没听说玻璃爱运动 -玻璃? 你多幼齿啊? -I didn't know fairies liked sports. -Fairies? Oh, how seventh grade.
不如来2对2? Why don't we just play two on two?
-但你是... -女生不能打篮球? -But you're... -A girl, so I can't play?
我天生是黑人 也许很厉害哦 But then I am black, so maybe I can.
你就等着看哪一种 Your only problem is deciding which one of your
被你歧视的人能打的你满地找白牙 narrow-minded stereotypes can kick your lilly white ass.
究竟是哪种呢 黑人美眉...还是基佬? Which one will it be? Black girl... and a fag?
你们会一败涂地 We'll mop you like a dirty floor.
我们是上衣队 你们是光膀队 Fine. We're shirts, you're skins.
哦 不行 Uh... no...
算了 我们脱 Fine, we'll be skins.
那也不公平 穿好衣服 我们很容易区分 That's unfair put your shirts back on we can keep the teams straight.
-你技术不错 -我有许多花招 -You can play. -Yeah, we can learn a skill.
我高中打校队 运动员都玩那个 I played in high school, when I learned all the jocks were doing it
但只是互相玩 but only with other jocks.
你话还真不少 Maybe we should cut the chatter.
懒鬼们 学习怎么样了? Ryder? 算了 OK slackers, how's the studying coming? Ryder? Right.
谁来背《哥林多前书 7:1》? All right, First Corinthians 7,1. Ryder? Right. Anybody? Gil.
亲爱的弟兄 我们既有这等应许 And therefore these promises, dearly beloved,
就当洁净自己 除去身体 灵魂一切的污秽 let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness of the flesh and spirit,
敬畏神 得以成圣(出自《哥林多后书 7:2》) perfecting holiness in the fear of God.
好样的 新人 如果Gilford Well, all right Green! You know, if Gilford wouldn't be
不吃醋 你就是我的新宠了 completely heartbroken, you would be my new best friend.
来尝尝我吃醋的滋味 Yeah, Harmon, I got your heartbreak right here.
你被恶魔附身了 Oh, man! Elder, you got the devil in you!
嘿 Hey.
该死的 神啊 不好意思 我被划伤了 Oh, shit. Jesus Christ! Sorry, I snagged myself.
好象在流血 Looks like you're bleeding.
你没事吧? You okay?
不 我没事 你继续看书吧 No, I'm fine. Just go back to your reading.
-怎么了? -你晕倒了 -What? -I think you... fainted.
我晕血 I don't bleed very well.
-我还好 -别硬撑 得把你送回去 -I'm OK, really. -No, maybe we should get you inside.
Ryder 能帮把忙吗? Ryder! Wanna give me a hand?
揍你丫的 让你知道痛 I'm gonna hit you and it's gonna hurt.
-痛 -早提醒过你了 -That hurt! -I warned you.
-好了 -Aaron 别走 帮帮我 -I'm OK, really. -No, maybe we should get you inside.
你过来仔细看一下... You've got to take a look at it...
告诉我是否需要缝针 tell me if I need stiches or something.
我不确定 I can't really tell.
拜托 又不会吃了你 看一下就好 Look! Come on I'm not going to lunge at you just take a look at it.
让我瞧瞧 Let's see here...
-情况很糟吗? -没有 只是一个小口子 -Is it bad? -No, it's just a little cut.
-有消毒药水吗? -有 -Do you have any disinfectant? -Yeah.
很奇怪 我胆子特别大 It's funny, you know. I'm not squeamish.
高中的时候 我们参观医院 In high school, we went to this hospital,
只有我一个人敢去看手术 医生带我进去 but only I wanted to watch surgery. They brought me in
给我消毒 然后让我穿上绿大褂 and they scrubbed me down, and put me in these green things
有创可贴? You have Band-Aids?
我看到医生给人开胸腔 I watched as they opened this guy's chest
然后看到人的心脏 and there it was, this heart, this human heart.
它在跳动 更象在舞蹈 You think about it beating and all but it's more of a dance.
那个场景叫人难忘 And I couldn't get over it
联系着我们和这个星球的 That's all that tethers us to this planet
只是那脆弱的 小小的肌肉 That fragile little muscle
在这偌大世界 渺小的微不足道 and it's tiny you know, in the scheme of things...
有无数事物可以让它停止 if you think about all the things that can stop it
一定有某种力量 there's got to be something else
某种神秘的力量使那块肌肉舞动 some miraculous thing that keeps that valiant little muscle dancing
你理解? you know what I mean?
不好意思... 我该少说几句 I'm sorry... I'm gonna stop talking.
我得去躺下 I need to lay down now.
好热啊 It's hot.
感觉很热 I'm hot.
-也许我该给你一块冷毛巾 -嗯 -Maybe I should get you a cool cloth? -Yeah...
我完全没经验的 I haven't done anything
跟这类似的...我从没有做过 anything like this... I haven't...
没关系...不一定要当真 It's OK... this doesn't have to mean anything.
这事关重大 Yes it does.
就算是一点点乐趣... 朋友间的 It can be just a little fun... between friends.
我的第一次 对你来说只是乐趣? My first time could just be a little fun for you?
你以为做爱如握手 Maybe you can equate sex with a handshake.
那算什么... 一个奖章? That's what... like a badge?!
你想我怎么样? 表扬你? What do you want me to congratulate you?
嘿... 别对我说教 Hey... don't preach to me, OK?
你以为你是谁? 土包子? I mean who are you, some kid from the sticks?
你进城来对我指手画脚? You come in here and fucking judge me?
是啊 我是乡下小城的傻基友 Yeah... I am some dudah pudnacker from Pocatello...
从呆瓜岛坐船来的 they ship us here from dork island.
我知道你以为我弱智 I'm saying I know how retarded you think I am, OK?
你看穿我了 满意了吧? You found me out, alright?
我最难以启齿的秘密 My worst secret.
我颜面扫地 你成功了 Now I'm humiliated so your work is done here.
等一下... 我不认为你呆 Wait... I don't think you are a dork.
既然你知道可笑 为什么还要这么做? But if you know how ridiculous you look, why would you do it?
你没有信仰吗? Don't you believe in anything?
-当然有... -告诉我 -Yeah... -Then tell me...
说说你这辈子深信不疑的一件事 Tell me one thing in your life beyond a shadow of a doubt that you believe.
我相信Ann Margret应该得影后的 I believe Ann-Margret has never been given her due as an actress.
没错 就拿《巨星汤美》来说 当她... Duh! For 'Tommy' alone, I mean, did you see her when she was...
这是你能安身立命的信仰吗 Is that something you can build a life on!
看看你自己 Look at yourself!
外表英俊多姿 You're so pretty and colorful on the outside
内在却只是个草包 but on the insde you're nothing but fluff.
你是个会走路说话的棉花糖 You're like a walking... talking... marshmallow peep.
你的比喻不贴切 That's not fair.
事实如此 无需贴切 It doesn't matter when it's true.
真难相信 我刚才差点失足 I can't believe what I was about to do
你没有一处不肤浅 When there is nothing Christian, nothing about you that's not skin deep
你相信上帝吗? Do you believe in God?
-什么 你在问谁? -你 -What, who are you talking to? -You.
不 问所有人...好的 大家听好 No, everybody... alright, general question:
你们相信上帝吗? Do you believe in God?
你的意思是说除了圣母(麦当娜)? You mean other than Madonna?
靠 我信 为什么不? Fucking A yeah, I do... why not?
我相信和谐是宇宙定律 和重力一样... I believe in harmony as a law in the universe like gravity
我们注定相互共鸣 一起振动 you know we're meant to vibrate together.
17岁我就是艾滋病毒携带者 活到现在已经是奇迹 Well being positive since I was 17 gives meaning to the word Miracle
所以如果不谈"受"到神迹启发 我信 你怎么了? so yeah. I mean without getting all holy on your ass, I believe... what?
摩门教徒正在精神蹂躏他 The Mormons are mindfucking him.
宝贝 别被他们洗脑 Oh honey you do not want to let them get into your psyche
先是听教会歌曲 不知不觉的 You start off listening to Amy Grant but then before you know it
你凌晨3点会捐钱 it's 3AM and you got your Visa card and you're giving it
给电视上紫色头发的可怕女人 to the scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair.
Chris别忘了赌约 Hello Chris we have a bet going here.
让你同化他们一人 记得吗? It's you convert one of them, remember?
你当我昏头了? Did you forget who you are talking to here?
如果我输了 我就帮所有的人擦桌子 I will bust everyone's tables if I lose this.
-听我说... -不 听我说... -But let me just say... -No no, let me say...
我交往过一个挺帅的南方演员 I dated this guy once... actor, cute, southern
全家特别笃信 came from this real religious family
父母发觉他的性取向之后 别提多戏剧了 well his parents found out he was gay and can you say drama...
他们送他去教会矫正机构 They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries
-哇 他改变了吗? -他 -Wow, did he change? -Did he!
他以前是攻 我可没说笑 Miss thing used to be a top. I'm serious.
现在他依然比一笼小鸟还活泼 He's still gayer than a box of birds.
一笼小鸟...我好钟意这个比喻 A box of birds... I love that!
比百褶裙还娘? 说正经的 他被搞惨了 How about twirlier than a party dress but seriously, it fucked with him.
还好我没有被蹂躏 Well I'm not being fucked with.
我不算肤浅吧 对不对? It's just... I'm not shallow, am I?
宝贝 你无需内涵丰富 你只需美丽动人 Honey, you don't have to be deep you just have to be pretty.
你在帮倒忙 OK, you're not helping.
如果你想证明些什么 那么明早六点半来我家 If you have something to prove be at my house at 6:30 in the morning.
大清早六点半...为什么? 6:30 in the morning... why?
必须奉献 才能找到自我 You have to sacrifice if you want to find yourself
无论你找到什么都可以 or whatever it is you're doing.
你不相信我能早起? You don't think I'll be there?
少废话 早起的鸟有虫吃 Quit bitching it's the early bird who gets the worm.
这算什么激励...凌晨2点我都能叫到披萨 There's an incentive... especially when you can get pizza til 2AM.
今天的任务 OK, here's the deal
培训之后 你出一趟外送 After your training I'm going to set you up on a route
外送 第一天? A route! On my first day?
你本来是服务生 同样是送食物 就是多了开车而已 It's what you do already. It's delivering food only this time you're driving
把你想象成带轮子的服务生 Think yourself as a waiter on wheels.
好 加上性感裤子和溜冰鞋 就梦想成真了 Great, give me some hot pants and roller skates as a fullfilment of a dream
大家都有眼福 For all of us...
嗨 我们是从... Hi, we're from...
嗨 我们是从耶稣基督后期圣徒教会来的... Hi! We're from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day...
嗨 我们是从耶稣基督... Hi! We're from the Church of Jesus Christ...
稍等 Just a moment.
宝贝 Stacey 快来听... Honey? Stacey, you'll wanna hear this...
我们遇到了什么 What have we here!
你好 Hello?
你好 天使送餐 你好? Hello, Project Angel Food, hello?
我说"进来"已经TMD三遍了 I said come in three goddamn times.
不好意思 没有听到 Sorry, I didn't hear you.
这些放在哪里? Where do you want me to put this?
无所谓 我不饿 I don't care, I'm not hungy.
也许让我开灯就好 OK, well maybe I can just turn a light on in here...
如果你看到任何人都震惊 这差事不适合你 You're not gonna last long if you look that shocked with everybody.
我把东西放在这 I'm just gonna put this down over here.
你有香烟吗? So... you got a cigarette?
那个不是氧气罐吗? Isn't that an oxygen tank?
不会爆炸? Couldn't that uh... explode?
砰 Boom.
那样死法太糟 是吗? That would be such a terrible way to go, wouldn't it?
烟呢? So come on how about that cigarette.
对不起 我不抽烟 Sorry, I don't smoke.
你在这做什么呢? What are you doing here?
送餐上门 我想你已经习惯了 I'm delivering your food, I thought we'd been through the routine.
不 我是说你 No no I mean you.
漂亮男孩一般不会做苦力 Pretty boys don't usually do shit like this.
你是在惩罚自己? Are you punishing yourself, or something?
因为太漂亮而自责? Feel... guilty for being so good-looking?
世界上还有那么多丑陋的家伙 And there are so many ugly fucks in the world?
厌烦了在健身房做运动 You get tired of doing reps at the gym
炫耀自己最近的战利品... And bragging about your latest conquests
你那些愚蠢肤浅的小日子 and all the rest of your stupid shallow little life?
靠 你不了解我 Fuck you. You don't know me.
我了解 我以前就是你 Of course I do. I used to be you.
我曾经有事业 朋友 美貌 应有尽有 I had a career... friends... looks the whole package...
现在我不过是一个骷髅 but now I am just a skeletal reminder that
危在旦夕 we might only be in the eye of the hurricane.
好的 现在我该走了 OK, I'm gonna go now.
我在跟你开玩笑 I'm just fucking with you right?
你吓得不轻 You should have seen your face.
我很无聊 不好意思...我爱捉弄新人 I get bored, I'm sorry... I like to rattle the newbies
我看起来一定很可怕 以前吓人不容易 I must really look like shit it didn't use to be this easy.
你能帮我移动身下的枕头吗? Could you help me with this pillow under me
我的翘臀已经废弃 my butt has wasted away to nothing
以前我有很迷人的屁股 it's too bad cause I used to have a killer ass, I did
有照片为证 I've got pictures of it around here somewhere.
我相信你 -不错 I take your word for it. -That's good.
雪 到处都是雪 Snow! It's all just snow!
你说什么? What did you just say?
也许是药物副作用 Maybe it's the meds but...
有时候我未卜先知 你看起来就象空白的电视银幕 Sometimes I get this weird read on people. You're like a blank TV screen.
飘着雪点 All I see is snow.
你认为这些代表什么? What do you suppose that means?
什么也不是 Nothing.
我会再来的 I'll see you.
你不会来了 No you won't.
我们应该进去 We should go in.
看在上帝份上 别去医院布道 Ah for the love of flippin' Pete we're not tracking a hospital.
很不吉利 That's sick, and not in a good way.
我想给他们的大厅里送些宣传册 Let's just see if they let us leave some pamphlets in the lobby.
你一个人去吧 牛仔 Hey you're dancing solo, cowboy!
他们只接受无关宗教的刊物 They only allow non-denominational literature in the lobby
早告诉你了 What did I flippin' tell ya!
女士 你还好吗? M'am, you OK?
有什么可以效劳? Is there anything I can do?
抱歉 I... I'm sorry.
我不常这样 I don't do this.
我不想在陌生人面前泣不成声 I refuse to break down in front of strangers.
但是有人去世了 But someone dies...
我很遗憾 I'm so sorry.
他们不该让我来 They shouldn't have made me do it.
关掉机器... 就象... Turn it off... like...
看着屏幕上的线条 变成 watching a line on a little screen just... go
一条直线 Straight.
他总是说电视将结束他的生命 He always said that television would be the death of him.
他是你的丈夫? Was he your husband?
我们没有登记... No... never my official husband...
其实 then again
算是我最好的朋友 probably my best friend.
他的医生Ben通知我 时日已尽 His doctor Ben called me and said that it was time.
如他所愿 This is what he wanted.
我早该准备 I should have been prepared for it.
你是? Who are you?
加里格兰特? (绅士美男) Cary Grant?
我是摩门传教士 No Ma'am. I'm a Mormon missionary.
我们在发一些宣传册 We just pass out pamphlets.
他们教我们背诵一些对话和经文 And they give us these discussions that we memorize.
我真不知道如何宽慰你 I really don't know what to say here.
你看过周日漫画吗? Do you ever read the Sunday Comics?
什么? I beg your pardon?
漫画版 The comic page.
小时候 我经常把脸凑在漫画前 When I was a little kid I used to put my face right up to them
惊讶于组成文图的无数的点 and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots.
我想生活也是一样 I think life is like that sometimes
如果从上帝的角度来看待 but I like to think that from God's perspective
生命... 所有的一切...甚至死亡 life... everything... even this...
都有意义 makes sense.
不仅仅是一些点 It's not just dots.
实际上我们相互关联 Instead we're all... we're all connected.
这种关系既优雅 And it's beautiful.
又有趣 And it's funny.
而且美好 And it's good.
靠的太近 我们当下难以理解它的内涵 From this close we can't expect it to make sense right now.
-谢谢你 -你留着吧 -Thank you. -Oh keep it.
你能来看我吗? 好吗? Would you come and see me? Please?
酒水畅饮 Drinks are on the house.
我不喝酒 Oh I don't drink.
看来你们的教派不易推广 That must make your church a bit of a hard sell.
习以为常了 At times.
保存这名片吧 Well just hold on to it anyway.
有机会你来 我请吃饭 Maybe you can come by for a meal...on me?
好的 I will.
一言为定? Promise?
一定 I promise.
有意思吗? 安慰那哭泣的女人? So, did you have fun? Talking to crying lady?
是啊 Yeah, I did actually.
我们错过了午饭时间 Good. So we missed lunch.
我看见你们一大清早出门 I've seen you guys going out early in the morning
你肯定猜测我去了哪里 I bet you are wonderingwhere I am off to
你总是去健身房 You are always at the gym.
不 我在当义工 天使送餐行动 No, I am volunteering now. Project Angel Food.
不错 That's great.
想从我这得到什么 荣誉徽章? What do you want from me, some sort of merit badge?
我只想... 你知道 你对我的评论不准确 No. I just... you know what you said about me it's not true.
好 我错了 世界真美好 Fine! It's not true and the world is a better place.
你不会因为我的那些话 才这么做的吧? You're not doing that cause of what I said, are you?
-不 我只是想我们能... -我们能怎么样? -No, I just thought we could... -You thought we could what?
聊天喝茶? 成为密友? 夕阳下渐行渐远? Hang out? Be best friends? Ride off into the sunset?
我不确定 I don't know.
所有人好象都认为... Everyone seems to think that...they treat me like I'm...
好象你完美无缺 ...like you're perfect.
也许吧 Yeah... maybe sometimes.
你是第一个让我感觉 And you are the first person I've met that's made me feel
我还有不足 需要填补 like that's not enough like maybe I want to be something more.
-所以我在想... -无论你怎么想 -So I just thought... -Look... whatever you thought...
都是不可能 Don't.
我们是彩色和白色... 不能混在一起 We're colors and whites......we don't mix.
靠 我得去厕所 Oh fuck I got to piss.
走廊右边第一扇门 Hallway, first door on your right.
我不接吻 I don't kiss.
嗯 Mmmm.
你叫什么? What's your name again?
迪克? Dick?
德克 Dirk.
德克? 父母给你起名德克? Dirk? Your parents named you Dirk?
其实是莫特 It's really Mort.
我的朋友都叫我重口味莫特 My friends call me Watersports Mort.
我并非不欣赏你在后面努力付出 It's not that I don't appreciate what you're doing back there but...
我们能否先聊聊 Could we have a little talk?
聊聊? Talk?
好啊 我喜欢 Cool! I'm into that.
靠...我是你的亲亲小骚货 Fuck yeah... I am your nasty little slut boy.
我是你的小荡妇 I'm your pussy whore.
你要打奴家的小屁屁 因为奴家很淘气 You're gonna spank momma's ass cause she's been a bad, bad girl!
我所说的聊天不是这个 Oh, OK that's not exactly what I meant.
是交谈 I meant conversation.
交谈? Conversation?
有必要吗? Why?
难道你不想了解一个人? Don't you ever want to get to know someone?
有共鸣...单纯的睡在一起 Have it... mean something, sleep with someone and actually sleep with them.
你想要什么... 一起睡觉? You wanna what... Sleep together?
我不懂...这样不会太亲密吗? I don't know man...Isn't that kind of intimate?
抱歉 刚才你还在舔我的那个... Excuse me, a moment ago you were licking my spleen
一起睡觉反而太过亲密? but sleeping with you would be too intimate?
你可吓到我了 Whoa... now you're freaking me out.
原来你口味这么奇怪 I didn't know you were into weird shit.
我得走了 I'm just gonna go man.
-你又来了 -是啊 -It's back... -Yeah!
今天一定是你TMD的幸运日 It must be your lucky fucking day.
或者我受的痛苦还不够 Or maybe I'm not suffering enough yet.
我没有指望能再看到你 I didn't expect to see you again.
你以为摆出女王架子 Oh come on now you don't think you going all Miss Cleo on me
能轻易把我吓走? Is going to scare me off that easily now, do you?
可能痴呆症发作了 Maybe it's just dementia setting in.
有时候我通灵 我以为自己是希腊的神使 Sometime I read people and I... I think I'm the Oracle at Delphi
有时候我嗓门大 不代表我是歌星Eartha Kitt And sometimes I growl at people doesn't make me Eartha Kitt.
我把饭放在这里 I'm going to put this right here.
无所谓 我还是一点不饿 Doesn't matter I'm still not hungry.
我可没征求你 I don't remember asking if you were.
我只负责送餐 记得吗? I just deliver the stuff, remember?
但我朋友Andrew下了功夫 他男友都没这种待遇 But my friend Andrew made this and he doesn't even cook for his boyfriend
所以你至少应该表示礼貌 so the least you can do is try and be polite.
吃了它 And eat it.
我没有必要装礼貌 我有这种权利 I don't have to pretend to be polite I think I've earned that right.
很对 你快死了 你很痛苦 废话连篇 Oh yes, that's right... you're dying you're bitter... blah blah
幸好我很肤浅 无动于衷 Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that.
赶紧吃饭 Now eat it.
无动于衷 Impervious...
你一定不会拼写 I bet you don't know how to spell that.
很简单啊 写作"来咬我啊" Sure I do... It's spelled 'Bite me'.
为了证明我俩的争执 Now just to show that our little problems
只是小事一桩 in this world don't amount to a hill of beans
让我们来看看别人的大麻烦 I'm going to read about some people who have some real trouble
不会吧 Say it isn't so!
什么 What.
可怜的波霸Pam Anderson 隆胸太多次 Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out
整个胸部都被毁了 and put back in so many times her entire chest is collapsing.
还有三点式的照片 Oh they have bikini pictures.
-好可怕 -住嘴 -They're horrible! -Shut up.
真的 都垂到膝盖了 No they are seriously, they're down to her knees.
吃了鸡 就给你看 Eat your chicken and I'll show you.
流氓 Prick.
快给我杂志 Give me the fucking magazine.
Aaron 怎么了 Aaron, what happened!
-出了车祸 -让我来帮你 -There was an accident. -Come on let me help you inside.
有辆车实在太快 There was this car that was just going way too fast...
我只有一点刮伤 I just got a couple scrapes...
我如果提醒Ryder就好了 现在他在医院 Ryder, I should have warned him now they've taken him to the hospital...
人总有意外的 Accidents... they happen.
我以为...我根本没留神 I was thinking... I wasn't even paying attention
没关系 It's OK...
看... 你状态不好... 我应该... Look... you're in no position...I should...
离开 ...go...
老天...恶心 Ah for flippin... Gross!
基佬原来不只一个 Pretty boy is not the only fag here.
听着 我们是清白的 OK, look, nothing happened here guys.
我们刚进门 你们两个 We walked in here and you two were mackin' like
象高中女孩那样嘴贴嘴 你还说清白? schoolgirls and you're saying nothing happened?
请你收拾宗教狂热的头脑 Well maybe you can try and reach down in your little bible geek soul
能不能冷静2秒钟? and be cool for two seconds?
这里轮不到基佬提要求 I don't think you get to be making requests here gayboy.
你这混蛋别碰我 Don't fucking touch me asshole.
老兄 你还是走吧 Dude you so got to be leaving.
别小题大做 这不算罪孽 对不对? Don't blow this out of proportion, it's not that big of a deal, right?
罪孽深重 Yeah, it kinda is.
你走吧 Please just go.
Davis在吗? Um... hi. Is Davis around?
你来晚了 小情郎 You're too late loverboy...
你的心上人今天下午登机 They're putting your boyfriend's butt on a plane home this afternoon.
我们马上又得搬家 And now we have to move again
因为不能跟搔首弄姿的基佬为邻 We can't live across from some big doodah flamer homo
真是多亏了你 thank you very much.
别动 你的朋友得跟我聊一聊 You stay! Your friend and I are gonna have a little talk
小混蛋 除了嘴硬和独臂 你还有什么能耐 OK asshole the way I see it you've got a big mouth and one arm to back it up
被基佬海扁 滋味一定很爽 so how is it going to look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you
Ryder 他在哪 Ryder... tell me where he is.
你以为我乐意他被撞破? What do you think I wanted to see him get busted?
你或许会惊讶 其实我觉得他人不错 This may come as a surprise to you but I actually liked the guy.
他认为自己的失控犯下大错 He took this whole thing serious as a seizure.
虽然我们觉得可以宽恕 But we were getting through it OK.
为什么选中他? So why him? Huh?
你为什么要搞他? Why'd you go fuck him up?
他接着要吃许多苦头 真不值得 He doesn't deserve the kind of grief he's got coming down the pipe.
我无心害他 Nothing was supposed to happen to him.
滚 从我们搬来的第一天 你就不怀好意 Oh pucky! You were gunning for something ever since we got here
如果你想知道他在哪 先把你的诡计说明白 and if you want to know where he is I want to know why.
听起来很蠢 是50块的赌局 It was just stupid... it was just a dumb bet, 50 bucks.
不过后来情况变了 But it's not about that.
跟赌局无关 It's not about that at all.
求求你 Please.
太晚了 他起飞10分钟了 You're too late anyway his flight left 10 minutes ago.
嘿 如果这有帮助...盐城湖有5小时转机滞留 Hey... if it's any help... there's a five hour lay-over in Salt Lake.
多谢 Thanks!
Aaron Aaron!
抱歉 认错了 Sorry.
天啊 我讨厌下雪 God I hate the snow
你来做什么? What are you doing here?
我来追你 I came after you.
你怎么可以不告而别 How could you leave without saying anything?
这不是我能决定的 It's not my choice.
我带着耻辱被遣送回家 I'm being sent home in shame.
大概还会被逐出教会 And I'm probably going to be excommunicated.
就因为一个吻? For just a kiss?
别误会 吻很甜美 Don't get me wrong it was a nice kiss but
可惜我们连舌头都没有用到 hey come on we didn't even get to use our tongues.
你不会理解的 You wouldn't understand.
抱歉 我不擅长这些 I'm sorry. I'm not... I'm not very good at this.
我从没在别人面前手足无措 See I've never made a fool out of myself in front of anyone before
一生中 我也从没如此心动 But I've never felt this way before about anyone in my entire life.
对一个你不可能拥有的人? For just some guy you can't have?
下个星期你将另觅新欢 And then next week you're gonna be on to your next conquest...
万一你不是我的心血来潮? But what if you're not?
万一我自以为是的可悲一生 Huh? What if everything in my entire pathetic life which
注定要我在此时此地 I happen to love has led me to this point, right now.
万一你是大马士革路上夺目的强光 What if you are the blinding light in the middle of the road
-恰恰照亮了我 如同... -如同《圣经》记载 -that strikes me like the guy in... -in the Bible
-就是他 -保罗? 是的 -Him! -Paul? Yeah!
万一所有事情都能转变 And what if everything's changed like that...
狮子与绵羊同榻 彩色和白色联袂 And lions lay down with lambs and colours mix with whites...
万一你是我毕生等待的挚爱? What if you're the one I have been waiting for my whole life
而我却错过了你 and I let you go.
你不了解我要放弃多少 You have no idea what I'd be giving up.
可恶...你到底怎么了? Damnit... what's wrong with you?
你想看到金字神谕 天使下凡 You want revelations engraved in gold, angels trumpeting down from heaven
万一这就是神迹呢? what if this is it instead?
我大声宣告"我爱你" 在这片雪地里 Me telling you I love you, right here... in the snow.
这已经神乎其神了 I think that's pretty miraculous.
如果你没感觉 我会离开 But if you don't... I'll go
你可以假装这都是巧合 you can pretend this was just some coincidence
你可以假装相遇不是缘分 you can pretend there wasn't some reason we met.
假装后悔让我闯进了你的生活 That you're sorry I ever walked into your life.
天啊 我最恨下雪 God I hate the snow.
门冻住了 快进来 别冻僵了 Doors must have froze shut. You boys come in before you freeze too.
暴风雪让整个机场都关闭了 My we're closing the whole airport because of this storm.
哇 Wow.
我们刚才做了多久 How long did we go at it?
两个半小时 Two and a half hours.
不错吧? It's OK right?
不错? OK?
太棒了 That's amazing.
我不知道你平常可以做多长时间 I don't know how long you're supposed to do it.
你带了个怀表 -傻乎乎吗? You carry a pocket watch! -Yeah, it's dumb, huh?
这是我曾祖父的 It was actually my great grandfather's, but...
你来不是为了听我的家谱 I don't think you came here for a geneology lesson.
我以为你会更矜持 You know, I thought you'd be a little more reticent.
因为吻你 我已经准备下地狱 Well... I'm already going to hell for kissing you so...
干脆多看两眼美景也好 I may as well take the scenic route.
你信的是什么神? What God do you believe in?
不光是神 It's not just God.
还有一切 It's everything.
这里... 你... 今晚 This... you... tonight...
我只是背弃了那些 I'm just... turning my back on it all.
我猜 你这样的人不会明白 I guess... a guy like you really doesn'tknow
孤立无援的感受 what that's like you know...to be completely cut off.
我13岁的时候 When I was 13 years old
我爸是雄赳赳的银行家 my dad he was this macho hot shot banker guy
而我还是很瘦弱的小伙子 and I was just this skinny little kid...
因为穿妈妈的鞋子被抓住很多次 who'd been caught trying on his mother's shoes one too many times
我爸说他宁愿死 也不想要娘娘腔的儿子 anyway, my dad said he would rather die than raise a little nellyboy
当时我下决心 宁死也不成为娘娘腔 and I thought I would rather die than be one.
我爸从来没有离开过他的城市 So my dad, who'd never been out of the city in his entire life
突然决定带我去猎鹿 decided we're going to go hunt deer.
然后我爸领着我到了山林小屋 So my dad drags me to this lodge up in the Sierras right...
那是11月初 It's early November
和现在一样 the same as now
遇到了很大的暴风雪 and there is this storm rolling in
我爸坚持要让我这柔弱的男孩有机会杀生 my dad was so determined that sissy boy was going to kill something.
雪从四面八方向我们涌来 Snow came at us from all sides.
空气 天空 地面 全连成一片 The air, the sky, the ground they all became the same
成了可怕的白色 and horrible screaming white
我想我们会没事的 and I thought we're gonna be OK, right?
然后我看到了父亲的眼睛 And then I saw my father's eyes
一样的苍白 and they were that same white...
然后他就... and that's when he did it.
他做什么了? He did what?
夺路狂奔 Ran.
他没有回来找你? He didn't come back for you?
没 No.
我很快冷静下来 以为快死了... But I got calm...I knew I was going to die
那个时候我就听到了 and that's when I heard it
一个天使 An angel
在唱歌 singing.
天使? An angel?
事实上那根本不是天使 Turned out not to be an angel at all.
那是什么? What was it?
不过是风... 吹过岩石 Just the wind... over some rocks.
和山洞 A cave.
我躲进山洞 渐渐的睡着了 Inside at least I was out of the snow and I guess I drifted off.
当我醒过来的时候 天已经黑 When I woke up it was dark.
雪仍然很大 洞口好象有熊在咆哮的声音 It was still snowing hard. I heard a noise at the cave's mouth, like a bear
熊抓住了我 把我抱起来 我试图搏斗但又冷又弱 and it grabbed me, picked me up and I fought but I was so weak and cold...
我所能做的只是打掉熊的帽子 all I could do was knock the bear's hood off.
熊戴帽子? Bear had a hood?
原来我误认为熊的 Turned out to be a bear only in the sense
是个体毛浓密的救援者 of the search and rescue guy was pretty hairy
接下来比较诡异 That's when it got weird.
现在才开始诡异? And not until then?
他脱去我所有的衣服 He ripped off all my clothes
接着他也一丝不卦 and he tore all his clothes off.
你没有神志不清? Sure you weren't delirious?
然后他把我俩塞进睡袋 Then he stuffed us into a sleeping bag
哦 体温疗法... 我在童子军救援手册上看到过 Oh wait, hypothermia, I remember from the boyscout manual.
没错 当时我昏昏沉沉 Exactly, but I didn't know what to think.
实在太累 I was so... tired.
冷坏了 And cold.
尽管如此 In spite of it all...
我其坚无比的勃起 I popped the biggest woody ever.
他有力的手臂抱紧了我 And he wrapped those big arms around me
把我拥入他毛茸茸的怀里 pulled me into that hairy chest
告诉我安全了 and told me I was OK.
遇险至此 我终于哭了出来 That was the first moment in that whole ordeal I began to cry.
我不会觉得你丢脸 要是我一定吓坏了 I don't blame you I would have been freaked out too.
不 No...
是喜悦 It was joy.
以前我宁死也不想成为同性恋 I thought I'd rather die than be gay.
我已经体会了死亡的感觉 I got a pretty good idea what dying felt like.
而躺在那个男人的怀中 But lying there in the arms of that man...
如果这就是同性恋的感觉 I thought if this is what being gay feels like...
多多益善 Bring it on.
来... 我们回家 Come on... let's get you home.
你好? Hello?
一点都不好笑 去死吧Andrew Oh that's very funny. Fuck you Andrew.
帅哥... 你去哪了 Boy... where have you been?
盐湖城 Salt Lake.
如果你这么兴师动众 你最好赢了赌局 OK if you haunt your guys all that way you better tell me you won the bet.
这次我失败了 I think I'm the loser on this one...
别气馁 泰格伍兹也有失手的时候 don't let it get to you... even Tiger Woods slices now and then.
可恶的Andrew Fucking Andrew!
他又在做他电话市场调查? Is he doing his crackhead telemarketer again?
他跟我开玩笑 No he is jerking me around by...
你把我的唱片小样给了别人? On the offchance... you didn't happen to give my demo out to anyone?
有啊 那个订天使餐的人 Um... yeah... this Angel Food guy that I delivered to.
他曾经是做音乐的 He said he was once in the music business but...
我想他可能会喜欢 you know I thought he might like it
他可能转给别人了 I think he gave it away.
给了谁? To?
他吃药太多 可能糊涂了 Oh Julie I mean he's on heavy medicine he's loopy anyway.
话不能信的...你弄疼我的手臂了 You can't take what he says seriously... you're hurting my arm!
给谁了? Who did he give it to?
他说给Clive... He said he was gonna give it to Clive...
Davis吗? Davis?
Clive Davis? Clive Davis?
靠 我刚挂了Clive Davis的电话 Oh fuck me I hung up on Clive Davis?
老天啊 快接 Oh my God answer it.
-你接电话 -你接 -No you answer it... -Answer it!
-Julie 我的手臂 -混蛋快接 -Julie that's the arm that I... -Fucking answer it!
你好 Hello
是Julie Taylor本人? Julie Taylor?
你是有D的Clide还是有V的Clive? Um... so is that Clide with a D of Clive with a V?
冬天来了 Oh well, it's official...winter's here.
穿暖和点 Bundle up.
好多了 Ah... much better.
上次那个唱片公司企划 So... guess what... this A&R guy from the record company
性向不明的 has been totally coy about which team he plays on...
要不介绍你去认识 帮我鉴定一下 why don't I introduce you, you can totally nail him
可以分辨曲直 and set the record straight... well... so to speak.
这次我就不去了 -少装 他帅的很 I'll pass on this one. -Get out. Why? He's totally cute.
你这是怎么了 变化好大 What's wrong with you? You haven't been yourself since...
你不会还惦记那个摩门教徒吧? Wait, are you still not over missionary man?
我不知道 I don't know.
他音信全无 好奇怪 It's weird with him disappearing like that.
别象小女生羞羞答答 快打电话给他 Stop moping like a schoolgirl and do something about it, call him...
打800电话找受苦的摩门教徒? Just dial 1-800-TORTURED MORMON?
也许吧 这种人应该挺多 Probably, sounds like there are enough of them.
我想你该彻底的忘了他 But I think you should just get the hell over it.
可能我不想忘记 Maybe I don't want to.
洛杉矶的人都存着一份渴望 希望命运的大门 I mean LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door...
会走出一个惊喜 like we're all waiting for something better to walk in.
问题是我们知道惊喜的样子吗? But would we even recognize it if it did?
也许我应该停止撒网钓人 It might be nice to stop circling.
也许我应该停止风流不羁 It might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake.
让性爱有意义 And it would be nice to have it mean something.
听听你 你要变女人了 Listen to you, you are turning into a chick.
-闭嘴 -你明明是的 -Shut up! -You are!
别走 Christian 你掉东西了 Wait, Christian wait, seriously you dropped something.
什么? What?
你的蛋蛋 一定是掉在什么地方了 Your balls! Must have fallen off around here somewhere.
我不理你了 This is me not talking to you.
晚上来看演出 好吗? OK wait, but you're still coming to the show tonight, right?
作为教区主席 这是我的责任 As president of the Pocatello stake it is my unhappy duty
也是义务来召集本次宗教法庭 and obligation to convene this church court on behalf of the Elder
审理Aaron Davis所犯严重的同性恋罪 Aaron Davis for grave and grievous sin of homosexuality.
鉴于你令人不齿的反常 In the light of your abnormal and abominable state
以及拒绝承认受到引诱 and your refusal to see you have been duped
堕入猪狗不如的另类生活方式 into a hogwash alternative lifestyle...
我和你脸面已经丢光 I wish my shame was enough for both of us
更让教会蒙羞 not to mention the shame you brought to this church...
-辱及家人祖先 -等一下 我们的祖先? -Our family... our ancestors... -Wait a minute, our ancestors?
父亲...你的祖父有6个妻子 Dad... your grandfather had half a dozen wives.
在座的每一位祖辈都如此 Same goes for every single person in this room...
我们才是另类生活方式的创始人 I'd say we were the original definition of alternative lifestyle.
你认为我们是伪君子? Are you calling us hypocrites?
伪君子不足形容 父亲 我们简直是卑鄙 No we've gone way beyond hypocracy. Dad, now we're just being mean.
凭麦基冼德大祭司所授权柄 With the authority invested in me by the Melchizedek priesthood
凭耶稣的名义 我必须 and in the name of Jesus Christ I have no choice
把你驱逐出教会 but to begin excommunication proceedings against you
剥夺你的教士资格 at which point you will be stripped of the priesthood...
除去你的长袍和教堂会员身份 the garments... and membership in this church.
还在找吗? Still at it?
叫Davis的太多了 There are a lot of Davises up there.
我想找Aaron Davis 不是Errol Hi, I'm trying to reach an Aaron Davis. No not Errol...
是AARON...两个A的 AARON... two A's
我找Aaron Davis 哦 他没中奖 Hi, I'm looking for Aaron Davis... No, he didn't win anything...
他比较年轻 No no no, he is younger than that...
他有个儿子叫Aaron吗? Does he have a son named Aaron?
请你夫人来听 No! Yeah! Let me talk to your wife.
你好 我在找Aaron Davis Hi, hello I'm looking for an Aaron Davis.
Davis家的男孩 对 有点象 What? The Davis Boy, yeah that sounds like him.
他没有惹麻烦...什么麻烦? No, he's not in anymore trouble...What kind of trouble?
不好意思... 我不是有意探察 I'm sorry... I'm not trying to pry.
Ferron Davis 麻烦你能拼出来吗? Ferron Davis can you spell that?
在石溪...真是太感谢你了 On Stone Creek... really...Thank you so much.
电视里还播乡村明星Buck Owens? Buck Owens, they still run that?
好吧 你继续看 OK, you get back to it now.
多谢 OK, thank you.
你好 不好意思 Davis神父还在教会 Hello? I'm sorry, brother Davis is down at the Stake Center.
哦 找Aaron? 请问你为什么找他? Oh, I'm sorry... Aaron? May I ask why you are trying to reach Aaron?
洛杉矶...你是当地的传教士吗? Los Ang... are you one of the Elders in Los Angeles?
不...你听好 我的儿子不想和你说话 No... you know what, my son has no desire to speak to you
你最好懂点廉耻 别再打电话来 and I hope you could have the decency not to call here again.
爸爸又错过晚餐了? Is Dad missing dinner again?
没什么 他在教区加班 Oh it's nothing but he sure is late over at the Stake Center...
凉掉了可不好 there is no point in this getting cold.
你别玩食物 If you're just gonna play with it...
为什么我还要费心思 I don't know why I bother anymore.
Julie 快过来... 我找到他了 Julie! Get out here... I found him.
-你和他说上话了? -没有 他母亲挂了我电话 -You talked to him? -No, his mother hung up on me.
真多事 Um... bitch!
如果他真不想见我 No, but if he really did not want to talk to me then she really would not
他母亲就会让他接电话的 对吗? have had a problem putting him on the phone, right?
下次可能就是他亲自来接电话 And next time he will probably pick up.
不敢想象被人挂电话我会那么愉快 Damn girl! Who knew getting hung up on would make me feel so good!
好啊 我们总算可以出去玩了 你装圣女太久 Good! Then we're going out because you've been a contrary mary too long.
还好吗? Is everything OK?
只是摔了盘子... 你忙你的吧 Yeah, just a little dropsy... you go on.
-妈? -嗯? -Mom? -Hm?
-妈... -怎么了? -Mom... -What Aaron?
什么事? What?
没事 我只想知道 你愿不愿意看看我 It's nothing. I just wanted to see if you bring yourself to look at me.
我看着你呢... 你希望让我看到什么? I'm looking at you... what am I supposed to be seeing?
没什么 Nothing.
他叫Christian 是吗? His name was Christian, wasn't it?
什么? What?
Christian就是那个人吗? Is Christian the one?
他对你做了什么 What did he do to you!
他爱我 He loved me.
别这么说 你知道这多荒唐吗? Don't say that! Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?
上帝和世人会多么反感 How repulsive that is to God to everyone?
两个男人? 男人不能相爱 女人才能带来爱 Two men? Men don't love. Aary, women bring love to a relationship.
妈 他亲口说爱我 -他什么都说的出口 But Ma he told me he loved me. -He would have told you anything.
他恭维你 引诱你...魔鬼爪牙的伎俩 He flattered and beguiled you... tools of the devil that's what they do
-你不会懂 -我懂 -You don't know that. -Yes I do.
-你怎可能懂 -我懂的...你知道吗? -You don't know that. -I do... you know why?
你没到家之前... Because when you didn't arrive home...
-我打电话给你的传教队长 -你查岗? -I called your mission president. -You checked up on me huh?
我担心的要命 你猜猜队长怎么说? I was worried sick about you, and you know what he said?
你的同伴说Christian Your missionary companion told him that that Christian person...
因为一个赌注来引诱你 you were nothing more than a bet he made.
-你骗人 -这是实话 -That's not true... -Yes it is true...
他为了区区50元骗取你的灵魂 He won your soul for a lousy 50 dollars.
你就值这么些 That's all you were worth to him and you know what?
他现在早该忘了你 He's probably forgotten all about you
接着去和别人乱搞 and now he's moving on to his next fornication.
-妈 他不会的 -他根本不在乎 -Mom he wouldn't... -It meant nothing to him.
他不过是在利用你 这正是为什么... He was using you and that is why...
你永远也不能想起他 you can never think about him again, ever... ever again.
你必须把这些都放下 You got... you have got to put this thing behind you.
你的错误人人知晓 This horrible mistake that everybody knows about...
你知道别人如何看我们 You've seen how they look at us.
他们在市场 You've seen how people just turn their carts around
避开我们 when we walk down the isle in the market
他们在银行里装作不认识 How they look away at the bank.
为什么你父亲不愿意回家? Why do you think your father doesn't come home anymore?
如果这不是我的选择 而是我的天性 What if it is not something I've done, what if it's who I am?
不要说 连想都不要想 Don't say that. Don't you ever even think that!
你会得到宽恕 You can be forgiven
也许天父会宽恕你的过错 maybe Heavenly Father can forgive you for what you've done
但你若天性如此 他绝不会宽恕 but who you are...He could never forgive something like that.
我现在去热菜 You know... I think I am going to heat up
那一锅奶油蘑菇汤 that casserole with the cream and mushroom soup.
你去哪? Where are you going?
我在教堂落下了一些东西 I left some stuff down the church.
现在? 我们才刚回来 Now? We just got back!
我们的儿子... 我们刚从...回来 Our son... we've just come back from...
任何时候都一样 As good a time as any.
你好? Davis夫人 听着 Hello? Mrs. Davis... listen,
我知道你不想让我和你的儿子说话... I know you don't want me to speak with your son.
我儿子? 让我告诉你这狗娘养的 My son? Let me tell you something you son of a bitch:
因为你 他割了自己的手腕 Thanks to you my son took a razor to his wrists.
因为你 我失去了儿子 Thanks to you I have lost my son.
我希望你在炼狱永远被火烧 And I hope you burn, I hope you burn for ever!
Chris? Chris?
坐下 Sit down.
喝点酒吧 Drink that.
干了它 Toss it.
这才有疗效 That way it's medicinal.
一个男人喝点酒 Good it's vital for a man to have a couple of
更容易倒出苦水 slugs in him before discussing heart ache.
-海明威教过我... -你认识文豪海明威? -I think Hemingway told me that... -You knew Ernest Hemingway?
认识他的孙女Margot Margot actually.
自古红颜多薄命 But beauties don't always escape tragedy.
哦老天 这简直是地狱 Oh God, this is hell...
我犯了错 I've done something.
自知有罪 I'm guilty...
永世心如火烧 and I'll burn for it.
愧疚是个奇怪的东西 Funny thing about guilt... there is nothing so bad that
多了愧疚 坏事不会雪上加霜 you can't add a little guilt to it and make it worse.
多了愧疚 And there's nothing so good
好事也不会锦上添花 you can't add a little guilt to it and make it better.
愧疚让我们忘记了更重要的事情 Guilt distracts us from a greater truth...
我们有自愈的能力 we have an inherent ability to heal.
即使再痛苦 我们也能熬过去 We seem intent on living through even the worst heartbreak.
怎么做呢? How?
练习 Practice.
凌晨3点... 你真放荡 3AM... you slut.
我倒想玩 在工作室没有写歌的灵感 I wish. We were in the studio, I can't seem to come up with a single.
-你呢? -失眠 -You? -Couldn't sleep.
所以... 你就坐在黑暗中 So what... you sit here in the dark?
嘿 不如我们别忌口了 Hey. Let's just say fuck the no-carbs thing
一起去吃薄饼 吃到吐为止 怎么样? let's go to Dupar's and eat pancakes till we choke huh?
算了 我还是睡觉好了 Yeah... I think I'm just going to go back to bed.
周二 凌晨3点 再次失眠 Tuesday, 3AM, once again I can't sleep.
我在等待时间治愈 一再破碎的心 It's like I'm waiting for time to fix part of me that keeps on breaking.
已经扔掉报纸 洗干净碟子 I've already thrown out the newspaper and washed the leftover dishes.
空虚无聊 独坐发呆 Nothing to do but sit here and think.
作为洛杉矶的市民和投票者 这是你的抉择... As a citizen and voter in the city of Los Angeles it is up to you to decide
如果你想让... if you will allow...
你把这些破花放哪里? Where are you going with my goddamn flowers?
它们... But they are...
只要还没死 我们就不扔 We don't throw anything out that's not completely dead.
-好吗? -听你的 -Deal? -Deal.
还有一件事...你别再来这里了 And another thing... you've got to quit coming over here
垂头丧气的 你让我压抑 and moping around, you're fucking depressing me.
我让你压抑? I'm depressing you?
就是这个意思 如果 That's what I'm saying... If we've reached the
你比我还行尸走肉 point where you're dragging my day well then...
我们有大麻烦了...我认真的 we got a problem... seriously.
你该做些什么... 是时候去行动了 You got to do something... it's time to make a move.
想个办法克服这一切 Find a way to get past this.
你又在扮先知? Are you being the Oracle right now?
不 我只是用朋友身份劝你 Nah... I'm just being a friend.
你好 有事吗? Hello may I help you?
你是Aaron Davis的母亲? Are you Aaron Davis' mother?
是的 I'm sister Davis, yes.
我认识你的儿子 在洛杉矶 I knew your son, in Los Angeles.
你一定是那里的传教士 你的神情很象 Oh, you must be one of the elders from there, you have that look.
不 我是Christian No, my name is Christian.
他丢了怀表 He lost his watch.
希望你明白 我有多难过 I wanted you to know how sorry I am.
想起我带给他的痛苦 我就心如刀割 It kills me to think that I could have caused him any pain.
而其中更大的是爱——《哥林多前书 13:13》
等一下 Wait!
可能更糟 可能下雨 Could be worse... could be raining.
真的下雨了 Oh yeah... it is raining.
只有洛杉矶下雨还能上新闻 Only in LA it does rain make the news as Operation Storm Watch.
这不是我的账单吧 Don't suppose there is bills of mine in that mail?
天啊 这是我的MV Oh my God... it's a copy of my video.
什么? What?
快点 正是时候 Get outta here... it's about damn time.
好期待 Been waiting to see this.
保密那么久 快点播来看 Come on girl it's been so top secret. Plug it in, let's go!
你不许冒然评论 OK, I don't want you to snap to some judgement...
难道是Christina Aguilera那种露骨的渣MV? Why? It's some nasty-ass-Christina Aguilera skank-o-rama kind of video?
不是... No, it's just...
靠 What the fuck...
那是我的日记 怎么会在你的歌中 That's from my journal. What the fuck is my journal doing in here?
你总叫我为你写歌 You were the one always telling me to write songs about you.
我想要告诉你 或者问你 I was gonna tell you...or ask you or whatever...
你知道我会骂死你的 You knew I'd tell you to go fuck yourself.
所以呢? So you what?
你窃取我拼命想忘掉的痛苦隐私 You'd steal my most private personal hell I've been trying to get past
然后在伤口撒盐? and you turn around and throw it back in my face is that it?
我觉得也许会否极泰来 I just thought that something good could come out of this...
对你而言 Oh for you maybe...
天啊 我是想告诉你的 Jesus Chris... I did want to tell you.
我也不想你现在知道 但是唱片公司 Look, I don't want to tell you like this, but the record label...
叫我搬到纽约去一段时间 want me to move to New York for a while
因为一流制作人都在那里 cause... all the hot producers work in the clubs there.
旅途愉快 Have a nice trip.
要帮忙吗? Help you?
-我是来找Christian的 -Chris在... -I was looking for Christian... -Yeah um... no Chris is um...
哦 不麻烦了 No, nevermind.
要留个口信吗? Want me to give him a message or anything?
听说你没有得到那个角色 I heard you didn't get the part.
老实说 如果你回纽约 我会想你的 I hate to admit it but I'm gonna miss you when you go back to New York.
谁说我要走? Who said anything about leaving?
你讨厌洛杉矶啊 Come on, you hate LA.
听好了 你敢说出去 我就撕了你的嘴 Look if you tell anybody that I said this I will rip your lips off.
纽约可苦闷呢 I was miserable in New York.
洛杉矶即使苦闷 至少能晒得美美的 At least in LA you can be miserable while you get a tan.
亲爱的孩子 My dear boy.
希望这个还可以用 I was hoping this was still good.
当然 Of course it's still good.
我没有地方可以去 I didn't have any place else to go.
欢迎 Welcome.
小朋友要什么都给他 Give my young friend whatever he wants.
可乐 谢谢 Just a coke, thank you.
不要刺激点的? Nothing stronger?
貌似你应该喝点 You look like you could use it.
如果你不介意我说实话 你看起来... 太糟了? If you don't mind me saying you look like um... hell?
怎么了? Why?
我不是来倒苦水的 I didn't come to unload on you.
给我一次机会 让我回报你 Well, you gave me that privilege once, let me return the favor.
我们相识后 我被遣送回家 还被逐出了教会 After we met I was sent home and excommunicated
因为我是同性恋 for being gay.
你的教派不喜欢酒精和同性恋 Your church doesn't like alcohol or homosexuals.
我绝对不会加入 Well, I am definitely not joining.
不能想象天堂缺少这两样 Can't imagine heaven without both.
别让我打断你 Sorry, go on.
后来我和刀片有了短暂悲惨的一幕 That led me to a brief but disastrous affair with a sharp object.
医院把我缝好之后 After the hospital stitched me up
父母把我送到一个地方 my parents put me in this place
他们以为那个机构会改变我 矫正我 this facility where they were supposed to change me and fix me
一天晚上我在作苦力 this one night I was on restriction
用牙刷清洁地板 and I was cleaning this floor with a toothbrush
那时我听到 that's when I heard it
这个声音 this voice...
好像是天使的福音 it was like an angel
虽然仅仅是电视 But it was just the TV.
那是最神奇的巧合 It was the strangest coincidence.
我不相信巧合 I don't believe in coincidence.
最近我比较相信奇迹 These days I believe in miracles.
可能吧 Maybe.
因为唱歌的女孩 Because the girl who was singing.
她还不出名 你肯定不认识她 She's only almost famous you wouldn't know her.
但我认识她 But I did.
Julie说这首歌无关她男友
有些人会对歌曲有共鸣 And I know people feel this way about certain songs
这是Julie室友的故事
但我感觉她完全是对我一个人唱 but I felt like she was singing right to me.
这是我的忘年交 This is my young friend.
我们认识 We've met.
我去过你的公寓... -我把它转租了 I went by your place... -I sublet it...
这是...不会吧 Is this, this isn't...
他给小费很大方 He's a great tipper.
亲爱的 佳肴放着会冷掉 Darlings, the food's not gonna get warmer sitting on the counter.
热菜来了 Hot stuff coming through!
这是敬酒 A toast.
也是宣言 An affirmation.
更是感恩 A prayer of thanks.
我要大家知道 无论我们身在何地 I want you to know that wherever we find ourselves in this world
无论成功还是失意 每年此时 Whatever our successes or failures, come this time of year
在餐桌或在我心里 都有你的一席之地 you will always have a place at my table and a place in my heart.
干杯 Cheers.
有时候 一切还是貌似无数的点 Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots
不过 我越来越相信 but more and more these days
我们相互关联 I feel like we're all connected
这种关系既优雅 and it's beautiful
又有趣 and funny
而且美好 and good.