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Ta-da!
Ta-da! Ta... Ta-da!
Huh?
三周了 我们的侦破仍然没有任何进展 Three weeks, and we're still no closer to cracking this.
好吧！带他来！ Right, bring him in!
明白 Yes, sir.
这真是史上最棒的派对 This is the best party ever!！
耶！ Yeah!
哈！ Ha!
哦 不！一条巨龙正在接近！ Oh, no!A dragon is approaching!
无需恐惧 有英勇的骑士来拯救我们 Fear not, for here come the gallant knights to save us.
耶！ Yay!
不，不，不，什么叫“她不能来”？ No, no, no. What do you mean she's not coming?
我这里一整院子的小孩都在期待精灵仙女的到来！ I have a backyard full of these little girls
谁都希望能访问一次精灵仙女 who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess.
痛！停停停！ Hurts! Stop it!
听着！我不要退还！我要精灵仙女！ Listen! I don't want a refund,I want the fairy princess,
求你了 求求你了！我求求你了. Please, please, I'm begging you.
知道么？但愿你晚上能睡得着觉， You know what? I hope that you can sleep at night,
你毁灭了女孩们的美梦！ you crusher of little girls' dreams!
哦，哦 Ooh, ooh!
精灵仙女什么时候会来？ When's the fairy princess coming?
随时会来 Any minute now!
耶！ Yay!
拖住她们 Stall them!
哇哦！ Ooh!
哇哦 哇哦 行了 行了 Whoa! Whoa, okay! Okay, all right.
魔术表演差不多就这些了 That's enough of the magic show.
MINIONSI Aw!
等等 你听到了什么？ Wait, did you hear that?
像不像精灵仙尘闪烁的声音 It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust.
是精灵仙女！她来了！ It's the fairy princess! She's coming!
快看！ Look!
Huh? om Eh'?
Ow!
Ow.
这就是我 Gru仙女 It is I, Gruzinkerbell,
世上最神奇的精灵仙女 the most magical fairy princess of all!
此次前来 是为了祝福小公主Agnes And I am here to wish Princess Agnes
生日快乐！ a very happy birthday!
你为什么这么胖？ How come you're so fat?
因为…… Because……
我的房子是糖果做的！ my house is made of candy,
而且有时候 什么东西烦我 我就把什么给吃了 and sometimes I eat instead of facing my problems!
为什么你有…… How come you have...
好了 该来吃蛋糕咯！ Okay, time for cake.
耶！ Yay!
谢谢你 Gru仙女！你真是世上最棒的仙女！ Thank you, Gruzinkerbelll You're the best fairy princess ever!
不用客气 小姑娘！ You are welcome, little girl!
我知道其实是你Gru，我只是装给其他孩子们看的 I know it's really you, Gru. I'm just pretending for the other kids.
嘿 Gru 先生 真是派对焦点哦！ Hey there, Gru. Mr. Life of the Party!
你好 Jillian Hello, Jillian.
那么……我待会要一个人先走 So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here,
而我的朋友Natalie最近正好单身 而且…… but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... Oop.
不不不！别想了 走开！没门 No, no, no, get off the limb right now.No limb.
别这样嘛！她很开放的！ Come on,she's a riot!
她还会唱卡拉OK 还有很多空闲时间 She sings karaoke,she has a lot of free time,
不知道该怎么打发！ looks aren't that important to her...
听着 Jill 这不可能 我很好 真心的 No, Jills, that is not happening.Seriously, I'm fine.
好吧 行 不提Natalie了 我的表妹Linda怎么样？ Okay, fine, forget Natalie.How about my cousin Linda?
不 No!
哦 我还知道一个人丈夫刚刚死了 Oh! Oh! I know someone whose husband just died...
抱歉 刚没注意到你在这儿 I'm sorry, I did not see you there.
或者那儿 Or there.
Kyle? Kyle? Kyle? Kyle?
Kyle 停下！不许在牵牛花上方便！ Kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias!
这就对了 去Fred家 尽情释放吧 There you go. Those are Fred's, go crazy.
乖孩子 Good boy!
Gru先生？ Mr. Gru?
啊 我没……啥？啊？ I didn't...What? Yes?
嗨！我是AVL特工Lucy Wilde Hi! Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL.
哦……呵呵！ Oh, whoops!
抱歉，你得跟我走一趟 Sorry, you're gonna have to come with me.
哦 抱歉 我……冷冻射线！ Oh, sorry, I...Freeze ray!
知道吗 你应该你真的应该在 You know, you really should announce
出招之后再把名字喊出来 Gru先生 your weapons after you fire them, Mr. Gru.
比如…… For example...
口红电击枪！ Lipstick taser!
哦 它好棒哦 Oh, it works so good.
Man!
Large person.
哦……抱歉 Oh, sorry.
进！去！ Get in there... Huh?
你这个大块头 ...you big man!
老板！ Boss!
嗯?嗯 Uh? Huh!
哇！ Whoa!
哈！ Huh?
啊!喔 Ah! Whoo!
哦 Ooh!
哦 Oh!
嗯?啊。呱,呱 Huh? Ah. Quack, quack!
哇哦 Wow!
这是哪儿？ What? Where?
腿麻了…… Whoa, foot is asleep.
啊,如坐针毡啊 Ah, pins and needles!
下午好 Gru先生 Good afternoon Mr. Gru.
呃…… Eh.
我很抱歉要用这种方法带你来 I apologize for our methods in getting you here.
我可不，要能再来一次就好了！ I don't. I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
我不会说谎,我喜欢这样 I am not gonna lie,I enjoyed that.
我享受整个过程的每一秒钟 说实话 我都快high起来了！ Every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually.
够了 特工Wilde That's enough, Agent Wilde.
抱歉 Sorry, sir.
好了 这真是胡闹！ Okay, this is bogus!
我不管你们认为自己是什么人 但是…… I don't know who you people think you are, but...
我们是除恶联盟 We are the Anti-Villain League.
旨在全球范围内对抗犯罪的绝密组织 An ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale.
抢银行？我们不感兴趣 杀人？关我们屁事 Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal.
但是 如果你想融化极地冰盖 或者蒸发富士山 But you want to melt the polar ice caps, or vaporize Mount Fuji,
甚至，盗窃月亮…… or even steal the Moon...
那就会引起我们注意了 Then we notice.
首先 你没有证据证明那是我干的 First of all, you got no proof that I did that.
第二 我盗窃之后又把它还回去了 Second, after I did do that, I put it back!
这些我们都知道的 Gru先生 We're well aware of that,Mr. Gru.
否则就不会叫你来了 That's why we brought you here.
我是联盟主席Silas Ramsbottom. I am the League's director,Silas Ramsbottom.
屁哟 Bottom.
真是欢乐 Hilarious.
特工Wilde…… Agent Wilde?
哦 到我了？ Oh, me now? Ah.
最近 北极圈的一个绝密实验室 Um, recently,an entire top-secret lab
整体消失了 disappeared from the Arctic Circle.
是的 整体 就那么…… Yeah, the entire lab, just...
没了 到哪去了呢？ Gone. Where did it go?
我不在乎 I don't care.
嗯哼……实验室正在进行一项 Hmm. The lab was devoted to experiments
关于PX-41的试验，一种变形血清 involving PX-41,a transmutation serum.
你肯定要问了 那PX-41是什么呢？ What is PX-41, you ask?Mmm, it's pretty bad. Look.
啊 Ah!
你平常看不到小兔兔这个样子吧？ Huh, you usually don't see that in bunnies.
如你所见，要是PX-41血清落入坏人手中 As you can see, in the wrong hands, the PX-41 serum
将会变成地球上最可怕的武器 could be the most devastating weapon on Earth.
幸好，它会留下非常明显的化学痕迹 Fortunately, it has a very distinct chemical footprint.
运用我们最新的跟踪技术 And using the latest chem-tracking technology,
我们发现其踪迹出现在天堂商场 we found traces of it in the Paradise Mall.
呵……商场？ A mall?
正是，并且我们相信其中的 Precisely. And we believe that one of these
某个顾客就是罪犯首脑 shop owners is a master criminal.
于是就轮到你商场了 And that's where you come in.
作为一个前恶人 你了解恶人的思维以及行为 As an ex-villain, you know how a villain thinks, how a villain acts.
计划就是把你 The plan is to set you up undercover
秘密安置在商场中，说不定你就能…… at a shop in the mall,where hopefully...
够了 这下我懂了 Okay, I see where this is going,
就是《碟中谍》的那一套嘛，但是 不 不行 with all the Mission:Impossible stuff, but no. No!
我现在是一个父亲 一个守法的商人 I'm a father now.And a legitimate businessman.
我正在开发一条美味果酱果冻的生产线 I am developing a line of delicious jams and jellies.
“果酱果冻” "Jams and jellies"?
哦 真有礼貌哦！既然如此！ Oh, attitude! That's right!
那么 谢谢 别找我了 谢谢 So, thanks, but no thanks.
还有 与其挑逗，以及绑架他人 And here's a tip. Instead of tasing people and kidnapping them,
你们就不能事先打个电话么！ maybe you should just give them a call!
祝好 Sheepbutt（羊屁）先生 Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.
Ramsbottom.（还是羊屁-_-） Ramsbottom.
哦耶 貌似我起的名字更好点 Oh, yeah, like that's any better.
你好 Hello.
听着 虽然我不应该这么说 但是…… Look, I probably shouldn't be saying this,
你当恶人的时候真是 超棒的！ but your work as a villain was kind of amazing.
那么 如果你以后想回来做一些惊天动地的事情 So, if you ever wanna get back to doing something awesome,
就打个电话 give us a call.
嘿 跟你们说过该上床睡觉的 Hey, I told you guys to get to bed.
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
那么 你们什么时候去约会？ So, when you going on your date?
什么？ What?
记得吗？Jillian说她正在帮你安排一次约会 Remember, Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you.
是啊是啊 她脑子有问题 我才不会去约什么会呢 Yeah, well, she is a nut job, and I'm not going on any date.
为什么不呢？你害怕？ Why not? Are you scared?
嘿 你们在电视上看了登月了吗？ Hey, did you guys see the Moon landing on TV?
你敢相信吗？简直太酷了！ Yeah, I can't believe it. It's so cool!
麻烦你，丽莎 Excuse me? Lisa?
我已经跟比利说过了 I was talking to Billy the other day.
没门 No way!
他是如此的可爱。 He is so cute.
啊，嘿，丽萨，我想知道你… Ah. Hey, Lisa, I was wondering if you...
Gru碰到了Lisa！Gru碰到了Lisa！ Ew! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa!
咦！ Ew!
Lisa得了“Gru流感”！ Lisa's got Gruties!
害怕？怕什么？女人？才不！这也太傻了！ Scared? Of what? Women? No! That's bonkers!
我只是……我只是对约会没什么兴趣而已！ I just have no interest in going on a date, that's all. Case closed.
结论：我不怕女人或者约会 I'm not scared.Of women. Or dates.
好了我们睡觉吧 Let's go to bed.
晚安Edith Good night, Edith.
晚安Margo，哇哦哇哦哇哦 Good night, Margo.Whoa, whoa, whoa.
别急，你在给谁发短信？ Hold the horses. Who are you texting?
没谁！只是一个叫Avery的朋友 No one. Just my friend Avery.
Avery……呃？Avery？这是一个男名还是女名？ Avery. Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
有什么关系吗？ Does it matter?
有什么关系吗？除非 是个男孩！ No, no, it doesn't matter unless it's a boy!
我知道是什么使你成为男孩的 I know what makes you a boy.
哦，哦 Uh, ooh,
你懂？ You do?
你的秃头 Your bald head.
哦 是啊 Oh, yes.
它好光滑 It's really smooth.
有时候我看着它，然后想象一只小鸡蹦出来 Sometimes I stare at it, and imagine a little chick popping out.
哔哔哔 Peep peep peep-
晚安Agnes Good night, Agnes.
永远不要长大 Never get older.
嗨 哟 Hey, oh!
Uh...
Okay, okay.
嘿Tim 发型不错 Hey, Tim, nice haircut!
Tommy 加油 宝贝！就快到周五了！ Donnie, hang in there, baby! It's almost Friday.
那么 今天的这批怎么样啊 Nefario博士 So, how's today's batch, Dr. Nefario?
我开发了一种新配方 I developed a new formula
可以让所以已知的浆果 which allowed me to get every known
浓缩成一种味道的果冻 kind of berry into one flavor of jelly.
尝起来好棒！ That tastes good!
我喜欢那种味道 I love the flavor of that!
很难吃是么？ It's horrible, isn't it?
不 不！ No, no!
哦 我们取得了重大的进展！ Oh, we're making great progress!
来 尝一口 Here, try some of this.
Mmm.
Ah.
Whoa.
哇哦……好吧，即使大家都不喜欢，也不代表它味道不好！ Okay, just because everybody hates it, doesn't mean it's not good!
听着 Gru…… Listen, Gru.
有些事情 There's something I've been meaning
我早就想跟你说了 to talk to you about for some time now.
什么事？怎么了？ What'? What's wrong?
恩... Um...
我怀念当恶人的时候 I miss being evil.
阴险的计谋 大规模的犯罪,我天生就是干那个的！ Sinister plots, large-scale crimes, it's what I live for.
我的意思是 你不觉得我们干那些比做果冻更有前途吗？ I mean, don't you think there's more to our future than jelly?
好嘛 除了果冻 我还想过做果酱也行 Well, I'm also considering a line of jams.
嗯……我想说的是……Gru Um, the thing is, Gru,
我已经被别人挖走了 I've had an offer of employment elsewhere.
Nefario博士！ Dr. Nefario!
哦 得了吧,你开玩笑的吧？ Come on,you're kidding, right?
这对我来说是个极好的机会 It's a great opportunity for me.
更多的实验，更多的邪恶 Bigger lab, more evil,
完整的牙齿 full dental.
好吧…… Very well.
让我们给你举行一个得体的送行 Let us give you the proper send-off.
小子们！ Minions!
最高级别的荣誉致予Nefario博士 The highest honor awarded to Dr. Nefario
感谢你多年的辛劳 for your years of service,
21响礼屁！ the 21-fart gun salute!
呃……我数了 22 响 Uh, I counted 22.
再会了 朋友们 Farewell, my friends.
这可能还要一阵子呢 This may take a while.
回去忙你们的吧 Go about your business.
我已经开始想你了！ I miss you already!
Huh?
Huh.
你确定我们能这么做吗？ Are you sure we should be doing this?
是的 这是为了他好 Yes, it's for his own good.
好吧 我们需要选一张照片 Okay,we need to choose a picture.
不 No.
有点吓人 Scary.
古怪 Weird.
那是什么？ What is that?
早上好 姑娘们 我要宣布一件事情！ Good morning, girls! I have an announcement to make.
嘿 你长得像哪个名人？ Hey, what celebrity do you look like?
呃……布鲁斯·威利斯 Uh, Bruce Willis.
嗯……不像 Mmm, no.
矮胖子（童话人物） Humpty Dummy!
唔 哈比人咕噜 Ooh, Gollum!
好了 你们在干什么？ Okay, what are you doing?
我们在帮你注册网络交友 We're signing you up for online dating!
哦 好的 什么？！不 不 不 Oh, okay. What? No, no, no.
哦 别这样，很好玩的 Oh, come on. It's fun.
而且你也应该出去走走了 And it's time for you to get out there.
不 停下 没人需要走出去 No! Stop! No one is ever getting out there! Ever!
哦，好了，现在我宣布 Oh! Okay, now for the announcement.
我有了一项新工作 I have accepted a new job.
哇 真的？ Whoa! Really?
是的 我被一个绝密组织所招募 Yes, I have been recruited by a top-secret agency
执行一项卧底并拯救世界的任务 to go undercover and save the world!
你要当间谍吗？ You're gonna be a SPY?
说的很对，宝贝！ That's right, baby!
Gru重出江湖！ Gru's back in the game.
装备 武器 还有靓车！ With gadgets and weapons and cool cars. The whole deal.
帅啊！ Awesome!
你真的要拯救世界吗？ Are you really gonna save the world?
是的是的 没错 Yes. Yes, I am.
啊！ Ah!
嗯…… Hmm.
“烘出我的新一天” "Bake My Day."
呃…… Blech.
好把，这是我从网上找的蛋糕配方 All right, here is the cupcake recipe I got off the Internet.
还有不许乱玩喷水壶！ And don't go nuts with the sprinkles!
喔！ Whoo.
没想到会是这样！或许不是？ I wasn't expecting that. Or was I?
哦 你有点……有点…… Ooh. You got a little...
让我来 Here, I'll get it.
Oh.
嗯……越擦越糊了 It's just spreading.
好了 好了 我来吧，我来 停下！ All right, all right. I got it! Stop it!
Oh.
还是你来吧 I'll let you get it.
你刚才所见的是我最近正在练习的了 Yeah, what you just saw there was a little
这套动作组合 something new I've been working on.
柔道 近身格斗 阿茲特克拳术 It's a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare
还有小丑舞 and krumping.
好吧 看起来真怪 Okay, that's weird. Why are you here?
Silas派我来做你的搭档！ On assignment from Silas. I'm your new partner.
耶！ Yay!
什么？不！不要“耶” What? No, no "yay-"
Ramsbottom没跟我提什么搭档 Ramsbottom didn't say anything about a partner.
是的 由于你的黑历史 别人都不肯和你工作 Well, it seems that because of your checkered past,
别人都不肯和你工作 everyone else refused to work with you.
除了我！我自告奋勇！ But not me. I stepped up.
而我又是新手 所以他们说什么我就做什么 And I'm new, so I kind of have to do what they tell me anyway.
哇啦！ Walla!
Ya!
Aah!
你认识他？ Do you know this guy?
是的 他是我小弟 Yes, he's one of my minions.
哦……抱歉 Oh, I'm sorry.
我应该知道的 I should have known.
你可以走啦！ You are free to go.
Uh? Ah!
Kampai!
Oh!
Dave...
这里是地球！呼叫Dave！ Earth to Dave!
Huh?
你可以走了 You can leave now.
Oh, uh...
那么 现在是什么情况？ 名单上有什么人？ So, what do we got? Who's on the list?
我要开除他们 Fire them at me.
第一个嫌疑人，Hedda Blumentoft First suspect, Hedda Blumentoft,
花店的老板 proprietor of Mum's the Word Floral Shop.
不 不是她 No, not her.
好，下一个…… Okay, moving on...
Chad Kenny, “制作小熊熊”的店主 Chuck Kinney,owner of Stuff-A-Bear.
Ooh.
我觉得不是 I don't think so.
有人吗？ Hello?
早上好 我的朋友！ Buenos dias, my friends!
我是Eduardo Perez I am Eduardo Perez,
“沙沙拉拉”饭店的老板，就在商店对面 owner of Salsa y Salsa restaurant, across the mall.
正在供应早餐，两位是？ Now open for breakfast. And you are?
Gru！这位是Lucy！另外我们没开门 Gru. And this is Lucy. And we are closed.
这不会耽误多长时间的 This is just going to take un momento.
我们正筹划一个五月五日节大派对 I am throwing a big Cinco de Mayo party,
需要200个你们最高水准的蛋糕 and I am going to need 200 of your best cupcakes
上面装饰墨西哥国旗 decorated with the Mexican flag.
看起来就像这样 It looks something like this.
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think?
Ooh. on.
Look away!
You, whoo.
随便吧 我要走了 这事就这么定了 我下周来拿 Anyway, I have to go. It's all settled. I'll pick them up next week!
祝你愉快，有空要过来玩哦 Have a good day. Come by if you get a chance, okay?
欢迎来到商场大家庭 And welcome to the mall family.
El Macho. El Macho.
什么？ What?
不可能！ But it couldn't be.
什么不可能？ What? What couldn't be?
那个人看起来很像一个恶人，名叫El Macho That guy looks exactly like a villain named El Macho.
崛起于二十年前…… From about 20 years ago.
他残暴无情 He was ruthless!
极度危险 He was dangerous.
并且人如其名，非常有macho！（男人味） And as the name implies, very macho.
他成名于赤手空拳抢劫 He had a reputation for pulling off heists using only his bare hands!
不过就像所有伟人一样 ，El Macho很快就陨落了 But sadly, like all the greats, El Macho was gone too soon.
他死得也非常地macho He died in the most macho way possible.
在胸前绑了一条鲨鱼 Riding a shark
还有250,000磅炸药 with 250 pounds of dynamite strapped to his chest
一头栽进了一座活火山！ into the mouth of an active volcano!
简直太壮丽了 It was glorious.
是啊 听起来El Macho应该是死得彻彻底底了？ Yeah, sounds like El Macho's pretty dead.
没人找到他的尸体，哦 不 They never found the body.Oh, no.
根据我的一切回忆那撮焦糊的胸毛 All that was ever retrieved was a pile of singed chest hair.
那张脸！那绝逼就是El Macho了 But that face! It has got to be El Macho!
那怎么办呢 ？今晚我们俩冲进他的饭店？ Then what do you say you and I break into his restaurant? Tonight?
是啊 听起来很好，我就这么跟你说吧 Yes, that's good, because I am telling you,
如果PX-41血清真的在这里 if anybody in this place has the PX-41 serum,
那就肯定在他那 it's him.
好了好了 作业做完 睡衣穿好 刷牙 睡觉 All right, all right, homework done, pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed.
干嘛这么急啊？ What's the big hurry?
我只是……有事要忙 I just have a lot of work to do.
有事？什么事？ Work, what kind of work?
重要的事 Very important business.
快来 抱一个 亲一下 So, hugs, kisses.
晚安 好梦 别让臭虫…… Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs blah-blah-blah.
哇 Whoa!
但你说过要帮我排练母亲节演出的 But you said you'd help me practice
母亲节演出的 my part for the Mother's Day show.
好的好的，我来听听看 快点 Fine, fine. Let me hear it. Quickly.
她亲了亲我，她编好我的头发 She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair.
世上只有妈妈好 My mother is beyond compare.
我们爱妈妈的一切 We love you, mothers, everywhere.
哇 还真有一套！ Wow! That was something else.
我真喜欢结尾处你那个微笑 I really liked the way you smiled at the end.
下面我们再试一次 Let's try this one more time,
注意不要弄得像僵尸一样 but a teensy bit less like a zombie, okay?
OK Okay.
她亲了亲我，她编好我的头发 She kisses my boo-boos,she braids my hair...
完美啊！这就行了 Perfect! Time to go.
我不觉得应该这么做 I don't think I should do this.
什么？什么意思？为什么不？ Well, what do you mean? Why not?
我甚至都没有妈妈 I don't even have a mom.
好啦 你又不是需要有妈妈才能表演的 Well, you don't need one to do the show.
我是说，即使你都没上过战场 I mean, you did the Veterans Day Pageant
你也可以参加退伍军人节游行 and you haven't been in combat.
这不一样 This is different.
好吧 也许你可以动用一下想象力 Okay, well, then maybe you can just use your imagination.
你是说 假装我有一个妈妈？ You mean I pretend I have a mom?
是的，行了吗？你能做到的对吧？ Yes, right?You can do that, can't you?
是！我可以一直假装！ Yeah! I do that all the time.
谢谢你 Gru！ Thanks, Gru!
嘿！ Hey!
好吧，嘿，嘿，不，不，不 All right. Hey, hey, no, no! No.
嘿，嘿。别…… HeY- Hey. please.
Kevin和Jerry帮我照看小姑娘们 行吗？ Kevin, Jerry,watch the girls for me, okay?
Dave和Stewart过来 到这里来 快！ Dave, Stuart, come this way! With me! Come on!
快！ Come on!
Mmm-mmm!
Oh!
Mmm-hmm.
Huh?
Ocal O98!
Looka too!
Huh?
我们是潜行忍者，我们悄无声息 We're stealth ninjas. We make no sound.
好的Gotcha. Right. Gotcha.
呀！ Ya!
好了El Macho 你等着吧 All right, El Macho. You're going down.
等下！什么？ Wait! Wait.What?
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
检查激光警报机关 I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers.
这是个饭店！ It's a restaurant!
你永远不会知道这个家伙会使什么鬼点子 You never know what kind of booby traps
这个家伙会使什么鬼点子 哈？对吧？ this guy could have set.Huh? Come on.
这里没什么陷阱 There are no booby traps.
哈！陷阱！ Ha! Booby!
呃……一只鸡 Oh. There's a chicken.
你迷路了吗？ 小家伙 Are you lost,little guy?
你肯定迷路了 You must be lost.
哈！看门狗！ Ha! Some guard dog.
滚开！滚开！ Get it off of me! Get it off of me!
呃…… Aah!
抓到了！ I got you!
我来了 I Got it!
Ha!
om
那鸡是怎么回事？ What is wrong with that chicken?
嘿 快看 一只Pollo Loco烤鸡耶 Hey, that polio es loco
不像？ No?
好吧 我们继续走 Okay, let's go.
发现什么了吗？ Are you getting anything?
没,暂时没 No, not yet.
但是 嘿 也许你戴X光眼镜能发现什么！ But, hey, maybe you can find something with these X-ray goggles.
啊哦 Bah.
怎么样？快告诉我！ How are they working? Tell me! Tell me!
啊！哦！ Aah! Oof!
怎么了？有什么不对吗？ What's wrong? ls something wrong?
那副景象我这辈子都忘不了 That's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blech!
我就知道！ I knew it!
血清就在这里面！ The serum is in here!
哦 让我们来拿出来 Ooh, then let's get it.
应该会很棒 This is going to be good!
啊…… Ah.
啊哈！ Ah-ha!
啥？ What?
秘制洋葱酱? Salsa?
哦 拜托…… Aw, man.
Oh. Oh.
今晚有人要死在这儿了 Somebody's going to die tonight.
哦 Paulito Pollito!
他们对你做什么了? Pollito你能听得见吗？ What did they do to you? Pollito? Can you hear me?
什么样的人 会对这么可爱的小鸡下如此毒手 Who would do this to such a sweet little chicken?
谁在那里？ What? Who's there?
哦！ Mmm-mmm.
是你出来 还是我进去？ You coming out? Or am I gonna go in?
Yah! Yah!
Huh? Yah!
停下！ Stop!
我的眼睛！ My eyes!
Gru 召唤你的那些小人 Gru, call one of your munchkins!
快发动！ 来接我们！ We've been spotted! Come get us!
Huh? Hey! Huh? Hey!
Ah! Ah!
Hmm, subtle.
在这里！在这里！ Over here! Over here!
这里 Over
这里 here.
抓紧了！ Hold tight!
啊哈！ Aah!
跑不掉咯！ I have you now!
耶！冰淇淋！ Yay! Ice cream!
Huh? Huh?
他在这里！ All right, there he is.
8号嫌犯，Floyd Eagle-san. Suspect number eight, Floyd Eaglesan.
好的 Oh, okay.
你看能不能凑近点，行动，行动 See if you can get closer. Go, go.
好的 All right.
这…… What the...
哦 不……这可不好！ Oh, no. That's not good.
哇 Whoa!
嘿 等等！ Hey, uh, what?
Oh! Oh!
嗨 Gru！ Hey, Gru!
哦 姑娘们，你们来这干嘛？ Oh, girls! What are you doing here?
我们来参观你工作！ Well, we thought we'd come visit you at work.
所以说 你就在垃圾箱里拯救世界？ So, you're saving the world in a garbage can?
搞笑 Funny.
嘿！你在这里 Hey! There you are.
哦 这位是？ Oh. Who's this?
Lucy ，这是我家的姑娘们，Margo，Edith和Agnes Lucy, these are my girls, Margo, Edith and Agnes.
姑娘们 这是Lucy Girls, Lucy. Lucy, girls.
你好，HI Hello.Hi.
你单身吗？ Are you single?
哦……天呐…… Oh! Goodness.
哦 嘿！我有个主意，既然我和Lucy有工作要忙 Oh, hey! I have an idea. Since Lucy and I have lots of work to do,
为什么你们不自己逛逛商场呢？ why don't you girls go and explore the mall? Bye!
钱拿着 去随便买点垃圾玩意 Here is some money, go buy some useless mall junk.
头巾什么的…… Some headbands and...
你会和Lucy结婚吗？ Are you gonna marry Lucy?
你想哪去了，不！她只是和我一起工作 Are you out of your gourd? No! She just works with me.
并且你爱她 Plus, you love her.
你爱她，你爱她，你真的真的很爱她！ You love her! You love her! You really, really love her!
你是要和她结婚的 And you're gonna get married!
好了 停下，这是一首谎言的歌 Okay, stop. This is a song of lies.
我将花的女孩 And I will be the flower girl!
我甚至都不喜欢她，快去玩吧 I don't even like her. Now, go have fun!
差点忘了！ Almost forgot. Hugs!
祝你顺利拯救世界！拜拜！ Good luck saving the world. Bye.
拜 Gru！ Bye, Gru!
小孩子嘛，没办法，她们，好有趣 Kids, right? They're funny.
那些小女孩真的好喜欢你 Those girls totally adore you.
你真是个有趣的老爸 I bet you're a fun dad.
Huh.
是啊 我有趣爆了 I am pretty fun.
这是偷窃 Is that stealing?
除非我的愿望就是得到很多的免费的硬币 Not if my wish was that I would get a lot of free coins.
Whoa! Whoa!
好酷的眼镜. Cool glasses.
哦 Oh.
我是Antonio. I'm Antonio.
我叫Margo. I'm Margo.
我正准备去找点饼干，一起来吗？ I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me?
嗯……好啊…… Uh, sure.
我叫……Margo. I'm Margo.
嗯哼！我晚些跟你们会合 Um, I'll catch up with you guys later.
拜！ Bye!
我能不能先说一句“恶”！ Can I be the first to say, "Ew!"
我们要去告诉Gru！ We gotta go tell Gru!
好了 我就要进去了 All right, I'm going in.
如果探测器探测到血清的踪迹 你的皮带中央 If it picks up any traces of the serum, the sensor in your belt buckle
会发出这样的声音 will make a sound like this...
Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
Mee-ma W! Mee-ma w! Okay!
行了 我知道了 我知道了 I get it. I get it.
欢迎来到“苍鹰美发沙龙” Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.
是时候轮到你了 It's about time you showed up,
Gru先生 Mr. Gru.
你知道我的名字？ You know my name?
当具有极大挑战性的人走进商场 When someone moves into the mall who is folically-challenged,
我的任务就是去了解他 I make it my business to know all about them.
你这个秃子，那样不好 You are bald, and that is bad.
你看，我的甜心 There you go, my sweet.
我什么都探测不到 I'm getting nothing so far.
我想你需要四处走走 I think you need to move around.
哇 这个看上去很有趣，这是什么？ Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?
我猜你是艺术爱好者吧？ I take it you're an art lover?
没有血清 No serum.
是啊 懂点皮毛 Yeah, not so much.
哦 这个漂亮的小装饰呢？ Oh, how about this impressive trinket?
这可不叫装饰 Gru先生 I'd hardly call it a trinket, Mr. Gru.
没有什么。国际… Nothing. The International...
啊 我不关心 Yeah, I don't care.
Mee-maw! Mee-maw!
别动 ，这里有东西，墙后面 Hold on, I'm picking up something. Behind that wall!
啊……我们找到什么了？ Ah, and what do we have here?
这些是我的法庭假发，你应该来一顶 These are my trial wigs. You should take one.
不 谢谢了，那么 另一边有什么东西？墙的另一边 No, thanks. So, what's on the other side of the wall?
你！看着我！集中注意力 Here you are! Look at me! Focus!
Gru? Gru？
我保证 这顶假发将彻底改变你 I promise that this wig will transform you from ugly
从“丑陋”飞跃至“无法抗拒” to irresistible.
Margo有男朋友了 Margo has a boyfriend!
他们就要去约会了 And they're going on a date!
约会？！男朋友？！ Date? Boyfriend?
什么？ What?
就在那里 There she goes!
哦 你真幽默 Oh, you're so funny.
恶心！ Gross!
看 他们堕入爱河了！哦 不不 Look, they're in love. Oh, no, no, no.
他们难道要……千万别……不不不！ Do not say that. No, no, no.
我的梦想就是以打游戏为生 And my dream is to one day play video games for a living.
哇！ Wow.
你好复杂 You're so complicated.
Margo. Margo.
怎么回事？ What is going on here?
哦 Gru 他叫Antonio,正如我叫Margo Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio.Me llamo Margo.
行了行了,无所谓,我们走 Me llama-lama ding-dong. Who cares? Let's go.
哇 Whoa!
周二免费供应 Kids eat free on Tuesdays.
耶！ Yay, POP!
好棒！ That's awesome!
正高兴再次见面 老朋友 So good to see you again, mi compadre! Ha! Yeah.
哦 我猜你已经见过我父亲了 Oh, I see you have already met my father.
什么……父亲？ What? Father?
看看这个世界是多么渺小啊 嗯？ Si. Look at this crazy small world we live in, eh?
来 请坐 让我好好招待你 Come, sit, let me get you something.
哦 瞧瞧你！ Oh, look at you. Heh?
他喜欢我！ He likes me.
哦 抱歉……Paulito平时是很友好的 Oh, oh! I'm sorry. Pollito is usually very friendly.
他经历了坎坷的一晚 He had a rough night.
好了 我们要走了，姑娘们 快来 Well, we really should be going.Girls, come on.
真可惜…… That is a pity.
早恋 是多么美好 不是么？ Young love is beautiful, no?
不！ No!
你知道的，他们没有谈恋爱 他们甚至都不认识对方 You know, they're not in love. They hardly know each other.
你是对的 You are right, Cabeza de huevo.
他们俩必须要好好熟悉熟悉 They must get to know each other better!
Antonio，你怎么不邀请你的女友以及其家人 Antonio, why don't you invite your girlfriend and her family
加入我们的五月五日大派对呢？ to our Cinco de Mayo party?
不……不…… No, no.
好！ Si!
对不起 El Macho？ I'm sorry, El Macho?
洋葱事件后，我们不是将他 Hadn't we eliminated him as a suspect
作为嫌犯处决了吗？ after the whole salsa incident?
是的 但是现在情况有变 Yes, but there has been a new development,
我就跟你说了 他就是那个人 and I'm telling you, this is the guy.
你必须立刻逮捕他 You need to arrest him immediately.
以及他诡计多端的迷人的儿子 And his deviously charming son!
我确定 他的儿子也卷入其中 I'm pretty sure that the son is involved, too.
儿子啊！你必须抓住他儿子！ The son, also! You got to get the son!
我认为那儿子才是首脑 I think that the son is the mastermind!
那种眼神 There's a look,there's a devilish look
他双眼散发出来的邪气，令我非常讨厌！ in his eyes, and I don't like it!
是吧 但我还没找到任何证据…… Yes, but I don't really see any evidence.
正据 歪据 随便吧,我只跟着感觉走 Evidence, schmevidence. I go with my gut,
而我的感觉告诉我,这个人就是El Macho and my gut tells me that this guy is El Macho.
把他关起来,再把他儿子关起来 Lock him up, lock up the son.
千万别忘了那个儿子啊！那小孩 让我浑身起鸡皮疙瘩 Don't forget about the son. The kid gives me the creeps!
哦 天呐 天呐…… Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
但是 好的一方面是 But, on the less crazy side of things,
Gru发现了血清的踪迹 在苍鹰美发沙龙里！ Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club!
嗯 有趣 Hmm, interesting.
是啊！ 知道是谁找到的吗？ Yeah! And you know who made that happen'? Huh?
就是这个人 ,没错. 很神奇 对吧？ This guy. Nailed it. Amazing, right?
不 我是说……没错 但是那不是他 No, I mean, sure. But it's not him, it is El Macho!
Gru先生,拜托…… Mr. Gru, please!
不 一定是他 我会证明的 No! It is him, and I will prove it!
Gru 别这样 Gru, come on!
他真的肯定那是El Macho He really thinks it's El Macho.
是吧？ Can you tell?
Oh. VVhoo! Oh. VVhoo!
还给我！ Give me that!
Kevin，Wi-Fi 又断了！ Kevin, the Wi-Fi's out!
Kevin? Kevin？
嘿Lance，Kevin他娘的去哪了 Hey, Lance, where the heck is Kevin?
我们需要重新商量一下你们的假期了 All right, we need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get.
我一个人都找不到！ I can't find anybody anymore.
Gru 我是Jillian JILLIANI Gru, it's Jillian!
我有好消息哟 I've got good news!
我的朋友Shannon也一起来的 I have my friend Shannon here with me.
我想你们俩应该能擦出火花 I was thinking you two could get some grub.
知道吗 只要捅破那张纸，然后看看会发生什么 You know, tear it up, see what happens!
开门啊 Open Up!
La, la, la, Ia, Ia, Ia, la... La, la, la, Ia, Ia, Ia, la...
Agnes! Agnes,跟Jillian说 我不在家 Agnes! Agnes, tell Jillian I'm not here.
Gru不在！ Gru's not here.
你确定？ Are you sure?
是啊 刚刚他亲口说的！ Yes, he just told me!
Mmm-mmm!
我的意思是 他没说 I mean, no, he didn'tjust tell me.
Agnes Gru在哪？ Agnes, where is Gru?
他……正在涂口红 He's putting on lipstick!
他在……打苍蝇 He's swatting at flies!
不 不 No! No!
他在……砍头！ He's chopping his head off!
他在……便便？ He's pooping?
我知道你在里面 Gru I know you're in there, Gru!
你是逃不掉的 There's no way you're getting out of this!
我得说 今晚我有些紧张 I have to tell you, Iwas so nervous about tonight.
我是说 现在骗子真的好多 I mean there's just so many phonies out there!
是啊 我听说了 Yes, I hear you.
你健身吗？ Oh, so, do you work out?
好吧…… Well...
很明显没有，但你会考虑健身不？ I mean, obviously, you don't, but would you consider it'?
嗯？身体健康对Shannon很重要哦 Huh? Physical fitness is very important to Shannon.
你看得出来的对吧？ As you can tell, right? Huh?
啊 Ah.
确实 I can tell.
很强吧 Solid.
我们在餐馆里，你知道吧？ We are in the restaurant, you know.
嗨 Lucy定的外卖 Hi. Takeout for Lucy?
好的 稍等 Sure, just a sec.
你的声音是那么特别。 Your accent is so exotic.
啊……非常感谢 Ah. Well, thank you very much.
我知道有人能改变你 I know someone who can fix that for you.
你再也不会显得平庸！ And you'll be talking normal in no time!
哇 这里面好热啊？ Whoo. Is it hot in here?
菜怎么样？ How's the food?
等下 等下，你戴的是假发？ Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?
啥？ What?
啊 我不那么认为哦 Ah! I don't think so.
我就知道 I knew it.
你个骗子，我恨骗子 You're a phony. I hate phonies!
哦……什么？不是啊 这撮毛真的是我的！ Oh, what? No. These locks are all mine.
不 不是！ No, they're not!
知道吗？我要把这坨东西从你头上扯下来 You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head,
让所有人看看，你是怎样一个秃头的骗子 and show everyone what a bald-headed phony you are.
我不认为你能那样做 女士 I don't think so, Miss Lady.
你好 Hello?
你在吗？ Hello? Are you...
嘿，Gru. Hey, Gru.
你好！Lucy，近来如何？ Hello, Lucy. How are you doing?
哇 看来你的对象挂了 Wow, looks like your date's out for the count.
看起来像是被镇定剂射中了 It's like she's been shot with a mild moose tranquilizer.
没错 我眨了下眼 因为和你想的一样 Yeah, I'm winking because that's what actually happened.
不好意思 请问这里发生了什么？她有什么不满意的吗？ Scusi, what's happening here? She no like?
哦 她只是……哦哦…… Oh, she's just, uh...
哦， 哦 Oh, ho.
了解 了解 Si, sf. Si.
我们是不是要把她送回家？ Shall we take her home?
哦 Oh!
好了 我想你办到了，你圆满完成了史上最糟糕约会 Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever.
哦 来跟我具体说说 Huh, tell me about it.
别担心，以后再也不会比这次烂了 对吧？ Don't worry. It can only get better from here, right?
但如果还有更烂的 我的飞镖枪可以借你 But if it doesn't, you can always borrow my dart gun.
我也对我的一两个约会对象使用过 I've had to use it on one or two dates myself.
是啊 知道吗 不管有什么约会 Yeah, you know, as far as dates go,
我都觉得还是一个人比较好 I think I'm good with just the one.
好吧……晚安 搭档 Well, good night, partner.
今晚很好玩 This was fun.
是啊 真出乎意料 Yes. Surprisingly, it was.
哦 还有……就我而言 Oh, and, uh, just between you and me?
觉得你秃头更好看一点 You look much better bald.
明天见！ See you tomorrow.
Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack!
Yay!
看起来约会进展不错？ So, I take it the date went well?
不是啊 相当糟糕呢 No, it was horrible.
High-five!
Bump it.
Ramsbottom先生 Mr. Ramsbottom?
哦 你好 Oh, hello.
你在这干什么？ What are you doing here?
我们抓到他了，抓到谁？ We got him. Got who?
Floyd Eaglesan! Floyd Eaglesan!
我们的特工昨晚锁定了店里的一间密室 Our agents located a secret room in his shop last night
并且发现了这个 and discovered this.
已经空了 但我们发现了PX-41血清的踪迹 It's empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it.
他就是我们要抓的人 He's our man.
因此 不管怎样 虽然你不太尽职 我们还是解决了这案子 So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one.
我是被陷害的！ I was framed!
我们不会就此了断的 You won't get away with this!
把手给我拿开！我是个正当商人 Get your mitts off of me! iam a legitimate businessman.
啊，好吧 那么……现在如何呢？ Ah. All right. So what now?
现在嘛 你可以回去继续做你的生意了 Well, now you're free to go back to your business.
嗯！果酱果冻！ Mmm. Jams and jellies.
而且看样子特工Wilde And it looks like Agent Wilde will be
将被调到澳大利亚分部去 transferring to our Australian branch.
澳大利亚？ Australia?
是的 Yes.
但是还是 非常感谢你所做的一切 But thank you for everything.
而且 我所说的“一切”代表……“零” And by everything, of course I mean nothing.
后会有期啦 Gru先生 Toodle pip and cheerio, mr. Gru.
嘿,这儿，嘿 Hey, there. Hey.
那么 我们抓住他了 So, we got him.
耶！那真是极好的 Yay. That's great.
而且你就要去澳大利亚了？ And now you're going to Australia?
那个 还没完全定呢，我还没准备好 Well, it's not definite yet.I'm still figuring it out.
正在纠正我的口音 I've already been working on my accent.
那么 嗯……挺好的 So, um... Pretty excited.
真好 Great.
那么 祝你好运了 Well, good luck.
谢谢，你也一样 Thanks. You, too.
哦 还有这个 差点忘了 Oh! Here. I wanted to give you this.
你的口红电击枪 Your lipstick taser?
是啊 就当是个小纪念品 Yeah, it's just a memento.
就当是……你懂的，我们的第一次见面 Just, you know, from the first time we met.
哦 谢谢你 Lucy Oh. Thank you, Lucy.
特工Wilde？ Agent Wilde.
好吧 看起来她们要你过去 Well, it looks like they need you, so...
是啊……，我最好过去 Yeah, I better go.
拜 Gru Bye, Gru.
我给你带了把伞 I brought you an umbrella.
啊 谢谢 Ah, thank you.
你在外面干什么？ What are you doing out here?
记得你说我喜欢Lucy吗？ Remember when you said that I liked Lucy?
好吧 看起来…… Well, it turns out,
你说对了 you're right.
真的？ Really?
是的 但是…… Yes, but...
她就要走了 Well, she's moving away.
我再也见不到她了 I'm never going to see her again.
我有什么能帮忙的吗？ Is there anything I could do to help?
我不……我不这么认为 宝贝 Aw, I don't... I don't think so, sweetheart.
那有什么是你能做的吗？ Well, is there anything you could do?
你好 Lucy 我是 Gru Hello, Lucy. This is Gru.
我知道……在这种情况下 I know up to this point our relationship
我们的关系没有未来了 has been strictly professional,
并且 反正你就要去澳大利亚了…… and you're leaving for Australia and all, but...
OK，有个问题 Okay, here is the question.
你想不想…… Would you like to...
出来约会一次 To go out on a date?
啊……不 Uh, no.
算了 这一点用都没有 Okay, that's not helping.
好吧 来吧 这次来真的 All right, here we go.For real this time.
我能做到 I can do this.
我恨你 Agh! I hate you!
啊 Ah.
恩 Eh.
Kevin? Kevin? Mmm? Mmm?
Tom? Tom?
你好 Hello!
Kampai! Kampai! Kampai! Kampai!
啊Kampai! Kampai! H U h? Kampai!
Bah!
Oh.
Cinco de May-ya-yo! Cinco de May-ya-yo!
Whoa!
这地方太酷了！ This place is awesome!
好了 开始派对！ Okay. Let's party, huh?
但是 首先 我们要定个规矩！ But first, let's go over the rules.
因为 没有规矩 就没有欢乐 Because what is fun without the rules?
Agnes别吃太多巧克力 Agnes, easy on the churros.
Edith尽量别杀人 Edith, try not to kill anyone. Hai!
Margo! Margo
你好 Gru先生 Hello, Mr. Gru.
Okay. Okay.
Gru! Gru!
你和男孩子之间必须始终保持6尺的距离 There must be the standard 6 feet of space between you and boys.
特别是这个男孩 Especially this boy.
啊 你真有趣 Ah, you are a funny man.
这里可没什么规矩 长官，这可是五月五日节！ There are no rules, sefior.It's Cinco de Mayo.
快来！跳起舞来！ Come on! They're starting the dance!
IArriba! IArriba!
真高兴你能来 好朋友！ So glad you could make it, mi compadre.
嘿 怎么了？ Hey, what's wrong?
哦 没什么 一切都很好 Oh, nothing. Nothing is wrong.
我就是休息一会，还沾着酱吃我的薯片帽子 I'm just chilling with the guac, from my chip hat.
Gru 别装了，我知道这是什么表情 Gru, please. I know that look all too well.
你装过头了 其实内在是一颗破碎的心 It is the look of a broken heart.
你怎么知道的？ How did you know?
相信我 朋友，我也有无数个夜晚 Believe me, my friend, I too have spent many nights
想要摆脱这样的忧郁 trying to drown my sorrows in guacamole.
你？ You? 是的 Yes.
但是，我们终能熬过来 But we are survivors.
生命还有很多意义，等待着发现的眼睛 There's much more to us than meets the eye.
今晚好好享受 Enjoy the party-
Huh. Huh.
Ah-ha!
Ouch!
什么？ Say what?
你想要花生还是椒盐脆饼干？ Would you like some peanuts or pretzels?
那个笑话真不错 That's a good joke.
我刚拉了一坨便便 I just did a boom boom.
请您赶紧决定吧 I really need you to make a choice, hon.
我选Gru I choose Gru.
我选Gru！ I choose Gru!
谢谢你 Gru空姐！ Thank you, Gru stewardess!
不用客气！ You're welcome!
Aah!
你还没有失去联络嘛 朋友 You have not lost your touch, my friend.
啊哈！我就知道！ Ah-ha! I knew it!
你是El Macho You are El Macho!
没错！ That's right!
没有人相信我！ Nobody believed me!
呵呵，但我知道你没死 Ho-ho! But I knew you weren't dead!
当然没，我只是假装死了 Of course not. I merely faked my death.
但是现在……是时候让我 But now, it's time for me
作为恶人华丽回归了 to make a spectacular return to evil.
博士！我觉得是时候让Gru看看我们在干什么 Doctor, I think it's time we showed Gru what we're up to here.
Nefario博士？ Dr. Nefario?
你好 Gru！ Nice to see you, Gru.
哇 Wha...?
哇……这就是你的新工作？ So, this is your new job opportunity?
没错，你会爱上这里的 Absolutely. You're gonna like this.
抱歉 Sorry.
我不得已借了一些你的小弟，但是一切都是值得的 I had to borrow some of your minions, but it was for a worthy cause.
哦……Kevin！ Oh! Kevin!
不 他不再是Kevin咯！ No, he's not Kevin anymore.
现在，他是无坚不摧的，没有意志的杀人机器 Now he is an indestructible,mindless killing machine!
Bah!
瞧瞧这个 Just watch this.
Bah!
这是最棒的一部分！ And here's the best part!
我有一整个军队！ I got an army of them!
看，快看 LOOK, look, look!
Bah!
很快我就释放他们散播到全世界 Soon I will unleash them on the world,
如果有任何人想要阻止他们 and if anyone, anyone tries to stop them...
Yeow!
就吃掉他们的城市 ...their city gets eaten!
我们能一起做这件事！ We can do it together.
一起？ Together?
一起！ Together!
我欣赏你的杰作很久了 朋友 I have admired your work for years, amigo.
盗窃月亮？你在搞笑吗？ Stealing the Moon! Are you kidding?
我们将无人可挡 We would be unstoppable!
像你这样的男人，像我这样的男人 Men like you, men like me.
我们 应该统治世界！ We should be ruling the world!
那么 你怎么说？ So, are you in?
哇哦！ Woo-hoo!
哦 是啊！也许吧 Uh, yeah, probably.
也许？ Probably?
我是说 是的！当然 是的 I mean, yes, yes! Of course, yes.
只不过 我手头上还有不少事情 I just have a lot going on right now.
我得去处理一下 I just need to get some things off my plate
然后才能去统治世界 就是这样 before we start taking over the world, that's all.
说真的？不 不 忘了上面的话吧 Excuse me? No, forget it.
我百分百加入 One hundred percent! lam in!
我想 那是什么？你听到了吗？ I think...Do you hear that? I do.
我听到了 Agnes在叫我 她在…… That's Agnes callingme from on the surface.
肯定加入！ Totally in!
知道吗？ You know what?
我可不太确定他会加入 I am not so convinced that he is in.
Edith，Agnes 快来 Edith, Agnes, come on! Ooh!
哦哟 抱歉 Oops, sorry.
你们现在就得回家，Margo呢？ We need to go home now.Where is Margo?
但是我没有得到一个转 But I didn't get a turn!
Margo! Margo!
快来！ 我们离开…… Come on. We're leaving...
嘿 怎么了？ Hey, what's wrong?
我恨男生 I hate boys.
他们都很恶心 Yes. They stink.
现在 抱歉了宝贝 你们得走了 Uh, sorry. Honey, we got to go.
哦哟……抱歉 Oops! Sorry.
Ya!
嘿 Paulito，怎么了？ Hey! Pollito, what's the matter?
哦 嘿 Eduardo Oh, hey, Eduardo!
Lucia，对不起 Lucia, I apologize.
Paulito平时不是这样的 Pollito,he's usually not like this.
就跟那天一样，见到Gru的时候…… The same thing happened the other day with Gru, and...
哦！好吧，说到Gru，你见过他吗？我非常需要跟他说话 Oh, well, speaking of Gru, um, have you seen him? I really need to talk to him.
是的 我想他就在附近 Yes. I think he's somewhere around here.
你们两个走得很近 是不？ You two are close, no?
哦……我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
我是说 走得近？我可不会说我俩“走得近” I mean, "close," I wouldn't say we were close.
为什么呢？他是这样说的吗？他说了吗？ Why, did he say we were close? Did he say that'?
他不是这样说的 It's more what he didn't say.
比如，他甚至都没提 For instance, he never mentioned
你们两个都在为除恶联盟工作！ that you were both working for the Anti-Villain League!
你得跟我走了 You're coming with me.
嘿！ Hey!
Crikey! Crikey!
那么Eduardo就是El Macho？ So, Eduardo's actually El Macho?
好酷！ Cool!
不 这一点也不酷！ No, it is not cool!
不 这一点也不酷！最酷的就一直是我 Plus, I pretty much knew it was him all along,
最酷的就一直是我 so if anyone's cool, it's me!
Gru! Gru
哦 Nefario博士 Well, Dr. Nefario.
El Macho盯上你了，他知道你在为除恶联盟工作 El Macho's onto you. He knows you're working for the A VL.
而且 他抓了你的搭档 And he's got your partner.
Lucy? Lucy？
这……这不可能啊，她已经在去澳大利亚的路上了 That's impossible. She's on her way to Australia!
Nefario? Nefario！
抱歉 我要闪了 Sorry, gotta 9°-'
他抓了Lucy？ He's got Lucy?
不会太久的 Not for long.
我们去救她出来 Come on, we're getting her out of there.
那是什么 What was that?
我什么都没看到 I don't see anything.
跑 Run!
我的独角兽！ My unicorn!
Agnes，不！ Agnes, no!
快！快跑！ Come on! Hurry!
怎么了？ What's the matter?
Bah!
Ooh Ié Ié.
Kevin! Kevin!
Nefario博士！你回来了！ Dr. Nefario! You're back!
屁股还没坐热呢 In the flesh.
看吧……这就是解药 Behold, the antidote.
快来,这些可怕的果冻终于能派上用场 Come on. Let's finally put this horrible jelly to some good use.
Ah!Ah!
嘿,伙计们,过来，注视这里 Hey, guys, come on! Stay focused here.
Huh?
Uh...
Oh.
Uh,
倒霉！又失败了！ Curses! Foiled again!
居然被这两个家伙抓到了 These guys captured me!
Uh...
No?
Bah!
Run!
到那棵树 Up that tree!
快，快！ hurry！hurry！
你好 Gru Hello, Gru!
嘿 干得好 Nefario博士 Hey hey!Nice work, Dr. Nefario!
所有解药都装进果冻罐了 I put an antidote in the jelly.
其实吧 我还蛮想建立一个邪恶军队毁灭世界的…… I mean, I'm happy to create an evil army to destroy the world,
但是没人能惹我的家人 but nobody messes with my family.
谢谢你 博士 Thank you, Doctor.
现在让我们…… Now, let's go get the...
嗨！ Hi!
你把姑娘们带来了？ You brought the girls?
是的 Yes!
哦 Oh.
有什么问题吗 Was that wrong?
发生什么事情了小弟们 What's happening to my minions?
Gru? Gru?
你们 搞定剩下的小弟 我去找Lucy You guys, take care of the rest of the minions.
我去找Lucy I'm going to find Lucy.
吃果冻吧 你们这些长毛怪！ Eat jelly, you purple freaks!
Whoa! Whoa!
我去找Lucy It's over, El Macho.
Lucy在哪？ Now, where is Lucy?
我来让你看看 Let me show you.
哦 嘿 Gru Oh, hey, Gru!
原来你是对整个El大男子气概的事,哈 Turns out you were right about the whole El Macho thing, huh?
哈 Yay!
只要按一下这个按钮 One push of this button, and I send that rocket
我就能发射那个火箭，直接飞向我当年那座用来伪造死亡的火山 straight into the same volcano where I faked my death.
唯一的区别是……这次可是玩真的 Only this time, it's for real.
不！ No!
Yah!
Tallyho!
我们本可以统治世界的 Gru We could have ruled the world together, Gru!
但是现在…… But now,
你只能去死了 you're gonna die.
on!
Ah!
口红电击枪 Mmm, lipstick taser!
嗷 他居然学我 Aw, he copied me.
我可不怕你们的什么果冻枪 I am not afraid of yourjelly guns.
哦 这可不是果冻枪 帅哥 Oh, this ain't ajelly gun, sunshine.
Ho-oh!
别担心我 Gru 我没事！ Don't worry about me, Gru, I'll be fine.
我经历过更复杂的锁链逃脱呢 I have survived lots worse than this.
好吧 也不完全是那样 Okay,that's not entirely true.
实际上我在这上面已经把魂都吓没了！ I'm actually kind of freaking out up here!
别怕 有我救你呢 Don't worry, I will get you out of this.
我好讨厌那只鸡啊 I really hate that chicken.
是不是红色那根？一般来说都是红色的！ ls there a red one? It's usually the red one!
Gru！没时间了 Gru, anytime now!
听着，Lucy 我们也许不一定能活下去了 Listen, Lucy, we may not get out of this alive,
所以我要问你一个问题 so I need to ask you a question.
呃……那最好快点！ Uh, better make it quick.
如果我邀请你约会，你会说什么？ If I had asked you out on a date, what would you have said?
你在开玩笑？ Are you kidding me?
Yes! YES！
跳！ Jump!
Lucy! Lucy！
Lucy你在哪？ Lucy, where are you?
啊……Lucy！ Oh, Lucy!
Gru! Gru！
对不起，看起来你需要双手来划水 嗯？ Sorry! I guess you need your arms to tread water, huh?
他们还会绕回来的 They'll be back.
Underwear...
Oh!
我能不能先说一句 Can I be the first to say, "Ew!"
Underwear...
Okay. Okay.
抱歉！ Excuse me.
嗨 不好意思 Um, hi, excuse me.
Uh,
嗨 各位，我要说一些祝酒词 hi, everybody. I'd like to make some toast.
Uh...
好的 Okay.
她……嗯…… She, um...
她亲了亲我，她编好我的头发 She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair.
我们爱妈妈的一切 We love you, mothers, everywhere.
而我的新妈妈Lucy 是世界上最好的妈妈 And my new mom, Lucy, is beyond compare.
Avvvv.
Aw.
To the bride and Gru!
Yeah!
Woo-hool I'm so happy!
Huh? Ha!
Bah!
Hey, Bob! Stuart!
Eh!
No?
Ah!
Bob!
Uh-oh!
Okay.
Aah!
Shh!
Blah.
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