-能问你个问题吗? -当然 -Hey, can I ask you a question? -Sure.
从我认识你开始 你就有这个飞镖靶了 You've had this dart board since I've known you,
可我从没见你玩过 but I've never seen you play.
呃 我们玩过... 一次 Oh, uh, we played... once.
我把窗户打破了 I broke a window.
哪个窗户? What window?
那边那个... That one over there.
Leonard 那些投球游戏券在哪儿? Leonard, where are the Skee-Ball tickets?
投球游戏券? Skee-Ball tickets?
是呀 三年前我们去游乐场的时候赢的 Yeah, from when we went to the arcade three years ago?
我终于想好要换什么奖品了 I finally decided what prize I want.
快找 Hurry up.
如果我还留着的话 Uh, if I still have them,
应该是把他们放到废物箱里了 they're probably in the junk box.
呦 你想要什么奖品? Ooh, what are you gonna get?
不关你的事 None of your business.
但是当你看到我的翻领上戴着花时 But when you see me wearing a flower in my lapel later,
欢迎你来闻一闻 you are most welcome to sniff it.
找到了 给你 Yup, oh... here you go.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
拿去换块橡皮擦 麻烦你了 Here, get yourself an eraser for your troubles.
我都忘了这个了 I forgot about this.
刚去上大学那会儿我婶婶给我织的 My aunt made it for me when I started college.
她是恨极了你吗? Aw, did she hate you?
干嘛这么说? 因为她送我一件又丑又扎人的毛衣 Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater,
却送我弟弟一辆车吗? 不 我才是她的最爱 and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite.
好像还少几张票 Yeah, I seem to be a few tickets short.
箱子里还有吗? Are there more in the box?
我觉得已经全拿出来了 Hmm, I think I got them all.
没有 这里没有了 Nope, they're not in there.
你都没仔细看 让我来 Well, you barely looked. Let me see.
不用了 我已经找过了 No, no, no, I-I looked, and...
没有票了 No more tickets.
Leonard 让我看一下 Leonard, let me look in the box.
好吧好吧! Okay, okay!
我给你看箱子里有什么 I'm gonna show you what's in the box.
但... 求你不要抓狂好吗? but just... promise not to flip out.
我干嘛要抓狂呢? Why would I flip out?
有蜘蛛是吗? Is it a spider?
真的有蜘蛛! It's a spider!
不会的 要真是蜘蛛 小莱子早疯了 No, if it was a spider, Lenny would've flipped out.
好吧 Sheldon Okay, Sheldon,
我知道我老早就应该把这DVD还回去的 I know I was supposed to return this DVD a long time ago,
而且我知道是用你的卡借的 and I know we rented it on your card.
但这都已经过去差不多7年了 But it's been, like, seven years
而且显然没有发生什么坏事 and clearly nothing bad has happened.
所以请不要像以前一样变成个烦人精 So in-in-in-instead of being a giant pain in the ass like you always are,
能不能 what if
就这一回 你试着保持冷静? this one time you just tried staying calm?
这个请求好像还挺合理的 That seems like a reasonable request.
但是我还是要说 Although so did,
"Leonard老兄 能不能去把DVD还了?" "Hey, Leonard, would you mind returning that DVD?"
抱歉 我会去还的 I'm sorry. I'll-Ill take care of it.
好的 Okay.
我是认真的 我会去还的 I mean it, I'm going to.
我相信你 I believe you.
你会保持冷静的吧? And you're going to stay calm?
我说到做到 I said I would.
你怎么看? How about that?
Sheldon变得讲道理了 Sheldon's being reasonable.
浑身起鸡皮疙瘩 Yeah, it's freaking me out.
我要闪人 I'm gonna go.
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那个... 你刚说了你不会为DVD这事抓狂 So... when you say you're not going to freak out about the DVD,
我来解释一下具体涵义 here's what that means.
即: 不纠结于此 Don't fixate on it.
不在半夜把我叫醒 Don't wake me up in the middle of the night.
也不在我上厕所的时候在门外碎碎念 Or nag me through the door while I'm on the toilet.
首先 在你上厕所的时候跟你讲话 Okay, first, talking to you while you're on the toilet
对我来说也不是美差好吧? isn't exactly a picnic for me either, okay?
记住 Remember
你能听到我 我也能听到你 when you can hear me, I can hear you.
其次 And second...
你完全没有考虑到 you completely disregard
悬而未决的事情对我来说是多么不舒服 how uncomfortable unresolved issues are for me.
就好像... It's-it's like, a...
好像脑子里痒痒却不能去挠 an itch in my brain I can't scratch.
我把手摔断的时候 When I broke my arm
我都会拿个衣架挠 I used to stick a coat hanger down there.
你试过吗? 也许可以从耳朵里伸进去挠挠 You ever try that? Maybe go in through the ear?
你如果真能感同身受的话 就不会再开玩笑了 You wouldn't make jokes if you could feel the way I feel.
我可不知道怎么感同身受 Well, I don't know how to do that.
要不这样? How about this?
我答应不再烦你DVD的事 I promise I won't pester you about the DVD.
你可以安安静静地排便 You can defecate in peace.
我们俩双赢 That's a win for both of us.
但是... But...
在此事解决之前 until this matter is resolved,
我希望你 I would like you
穿上这件毛衣 to wear this sweater.
而且里面什么都不穿 With nothing underneath it.
太幼稚了 That's stupid.
为啥? Why?
你说毛衣又痒又不舒服 You say it's itchy and uncomfortable.
我想说 我的感觉是一模一样的 I say situations like this make me feel the same way.
我都跟你说了 试试衣架啊 I'm telling you, try the hanger.
穿上 Put it on.
让我们感同身受 Let's share the experience.
听你的 You got it.
如果穿毛衣能让你闭嘴 If this sweater shuts you up,
我就能靠向熟人卖毛衣 I'm gonna make a fortune
发家致富了 selling them to everyone we know.
现在... Now...
我要做的就是 all I need to do
直奔音像店 is head down to the video store
归还DVD and return the DVD.
对了 我是不是忘了告诉你? Oh, did I forget to tell you?
那家店很多年前就关门了 That store went out of business years ago.
真的么? Really?
你的乳头感觉如何 长官? How those nipples feeling, chief?
Penny 能给我们上饮料吗? Penny, can we please get our drinks?
行 等一下 稍等一下 Yeah, hang on, just give me sec.
今天工作的时候 我做了一个活体的立体定向手术 At work today, I did an in vivo stereotaxic surgery.
好酷 在我的实验室 Cool. At my lab,
我做了十次激光捕获显微解剖 I performed ten laser capture micro-dissections.
我把口香糖从那张桌子底下刮掉 I scraped gum off the bottom of that table.
就因为我的老板看到我把它黏在下面 Only 'cause my manager saw me put it there.
哦天哪 Oh, my gosh.
就是那个伤透Rajesh心的姑娘哎 That's the girl that broke Rajesh's heart.
那就是Lucy? That's Lucy?
不知道为什么 我总是把她想象成印度阿三 I don't know why but I always pictured her as Indian.
我觉得是因为种族歧视 I think that reason's called racism.
我要去跟她谈谈 I'm gonna go talk to her.
为什么? 你要说什么? Why? What are you gonna say?
我没打算说什么 I'm not gonna say anything.
我就想试探一下她 I just want to check her out.
因为她伤害了我的朋友 Because she hurt my friend.
我的印度朋友 My Indian friend.
瞧瞧谁才是种族歧视? Who's racist now?
你啊 因为你刚刚叫他 You because you just called him
"印度朋友" your "Indian friend."
好吧 你还是个矮墩呢 Yeah, well, you're short.
我们是喝不上饮料了 We're never getting our drinks.
没错 不过这点我们预料到了吧 No, but we knew that.
你好 要不要先给你上点饮料? Hey, can I start you off with something to drink?
水就可以了 Oh, water would be great.
好的 Okay.
你是Lucy 对吧? Um, you're Lucy, right?
我是Raj Koothrappali的朋友 I'm a friend of Raj Koothrappali's.
其实是Amy认出你来的 Actually Amy recognized you.
哇 Wow.
他怎么样? How's he doing?
他... 他挺好的 Oh, you know, he's good.
那太好了 Great.
我知道 这不关我事 Yeah, this is none of my business.
但是为什么你要用邮件和他分手? But why did you break up with him in an e-mail?
我也不知道 Oh, I don't know.
大概我觉得这样会更容易些 I guess I thought it would be easier.
恩 我懂的 Yeah, I get that.
我去给你拿水 I'll go get you your water.
你说"更容易" When you say "easier,"
意思是对你来说"更容易"吧? you mean easier for you, right?
因为显然对他来说一点也不容易 'Cause it certainly didn't make it easier for him.
有没有可能让我换一个服务员? Any chance I can get a different waitress?
不好意思 我太冒失了 I-I'm sorry, this is rude of me.
我给你拿水 I will go get that water.
你看 你看 See, see, see, see.
刚刚你当着我的面表达了你的感受 Just now you expressed your feelings to my face.
为什么你可以这样对我 却不能这样对Raj? How come you could do that with me, but not Raj?
我又不知道你的邮箱地址 I don't know your e-mail.
你知道最惨的是什么吗? You know what the worst part is?
你坐在这里 快活不已 You're sitting here, perfectly happy
而他宅在家里 泪流成河 and he's at home, a blubbering mess.
你刚刚说他不是挺好的 Oh, I thought you said he was okay.
我刚刚还说了要给你拿水 Well, I also said I was getting you water,
我不是还站在这么 but look at me still standing here.
可能我是个糟糕的服务员 You know, I may be a bad waitress,
但你却是个糟糕的人 but you are a bad person.
现在 要不要给你介绍一下特色菜? Now, you want to hear the specials?
所以你永远不能脱掉? So, you can never take it off?
不能 No.
睡觉也不行? Not even to sleep?
不行 No.
所以你是个蠢货? So, you're just an idiot?
这叫证明一个观点 It's called proving a point.
观点就是你是个蠢货? Is the point you're an idiot?
各位先生 Gentlemen, please.
Leonard想"穿我的鞋"体验一下我的处境 Leonard is trying to walk a mile in my metaphorical shoes.
他可不能真穿我的鞋 He can't walk in my actual shoes.
他的脚跟小孩子一样小 He has the feet of a toddler.
所以你打算怎么还DVD So, how are you gonna return the DVD
商店都关门了呢 if the store went out of business?
我周一早上就去市区 Monday morning I'll go downtown
找找店主的信息 look up the owner's information.
然后就把DVD寄给他 And send him the DVD.
把滞纳金交了 Pay the late fee.
然后向Sheldon证明 And prove to Sheldon
有问题你就解决问题 that you can have a problem and solve it...
不要表现的像个彻头彻尾的疯子 ...without acting like a complete lunatic.
啊！ Ah!
那个扮演熊的人会很愿意让所有人知道 And the man impersonating a bear would like everyone
美国为了宣传森林防火而设计了卡通形象护林熊
"只有你才能预防森林火灾" to know that "Only you can prevent forest fires."
我不明白 I don't get it.
你们印度没有斯莫基熊吗? You didn't have Smokey the Bear in India?
没有 噢 他是不是和猫鼬蒙蒙差不多? No. Oh, is he anything like, uh, Mun-Mun the Mongoose?
他教我们不要玩眼镜蛇 He taught us not to play with cobras.
你们连这个都要教? You had to be taught not to play with cobras?
你们连不要把森林点着 You need to be taught
都要教吗? not to burn down the forest?
嘿 如果你们饿了 Hey, if you guys were hungry,
为什么不在餐厅点点吃的呢? why didn't you order something at the restaurant?
我们点了 可你一直没上菜 We did, you never brought it.
噢 想起来了 Oh, that's right.
是玉米片和火鸡三明治 Nachos and a turkey club.
错的十万八千里 Not even close.
因为我正忙着为我的朋友出头 Well, I was too busy standing up
而没有担心你的... for my friend to worry about your...
我想说... I want to say
三文鱼 salmon.
你想说的应该是抱歉 You want to say sorry.
那... 你要怎么和Raj说你的所作所为呢? So, how are you gonna tell Raj abut what you did?
什么叫怎么说? 这有什么大不了的? What do you mean "how"? What's the big deal?
你告诉Lucy他现在一团糟 You told Lucy he was a pathetic mess.
然后你让她哭着地离开了 Then you made her cry and leave.
好了 你们反应过度了 Okay, you guys are overreacting.
Raj会感激我这么挺他 Raj is gonna appreciate how I had his back.
你丫有病吗 Penny?! What is wrong with you, Penny?!
你把我能和Lucy重归于好的 You ruined any chance I had
机会都给毁了! of getting back with Lucy!
现在她知道我是个绝望又一团糟的悲剧货 Now she knows I'm a desperate mess
而不只是确定而已了! instead of just being pretty sure!
是Lucy发来的 It's Lucy.
她想见一面喝杯咖啡 She wants to meet for coffee.
我爱死你了 Penny! I love you, Penny!
嘿 你在忙什么呢? Hey, what're you working on?
我在想 I'm thinking about
怎么能利用 how one could use the fact
一面迅速旋转的镜子 that a rapidly rotating mirror
能将虚粒子转化为实粒子 turns virtual photons into real ones
来作为观察暗物质的方法 as a method of observing dark energy.
这想法太酷了 That's a pretty cool idea.
是啊 你在这太好了 Yeah. It's great you're here.
我正好想听听工程师的想法 I'd love to get an engineer's opinion.
乐意效劳 Sure.
这椅子老吱吱响 This chair is squeaky.
你觉得我是修呢还是买个新的? Now, do I fix it or get a new one?
Sheldon 我花了一早上的时间 Well, Sheldon, it took me all morning,
但我找到了那家音像店的老板了 but I found the owner of the video store.
我很高兴的告诉你他已在睡梦中安详地死去 And I am happy to report that he died peacefully in his sleep,
在游泳池底烂醉如泥了 drunk at the bottom of a pool.
不管怎样 DVD就没法还了 Anyway, there is no one to return the DVD to,
所以问题解决啦 so this issue is resolved.
啊... Ah...
我想指出的是 And I'd just like to point out that
尽管这件毛衣让我极其不舒服 even though the sweater was uncomfortable,
我并没有找借口 I didn't use it as an excuse
去敌视我周围的每一个人 to antagonize everyone around me.
你知道你可以赔偿给 You know, you could reimburse
这家音像店老板最近的亲属 the video store owner's next of kin.
或者就当这问题解决了! Or it's resolved!
嘿 还给最近的亲属这主意听起来挺不错 Hey, that next of kin thing sounds pretty good.
我想这是你的吧 I believe this is yours.
我能问你一个问题吗? Can I ask you guys a question?
我明天晚上要去见Lucy So, I'm seeing Lucy tomorrow night,
可是我从来没有和一个和我分手的人出去过 and I've never hung out with someone who broke up with me.
你是怎么做到的? How do you do it?
你不能让她知道你很受伤 You can't let her know you're hurting.
你知道的 关键就是自信 You know, the key is confidence.
为什么自信永远是关键呢? Why is the key always confidence?
为什么不是腰间赘肉和紧张得出汗呢? How come it's never love handles and flop sweat?
既然这个女孩伤你这么深 If this girl hurt you so much,
你确定你还想再见她吗? are you sure you want to see her again?
我能插一句吗... Well, if I may...
他没什么自尊可言 he has so little self-respect
又这么绝望得想得到一丁点喜爱 and is so desperate for the smallest crumb of affection
她都能在他床上和他爸爸做爱 she could literally sleep with his own father
然后把视频上传到YouTube上 in his own bed and post the video to YouTube,
最后他仍会给她买花 and he'd still buy her flowers
然后娶她为妻 and ask her to be his bride.
他说得对 He's right.
但从我的角度来说 如果我们连这种事都挺过来了 But in my defense, if we could survive that,
还有什么挺不过来呢 we could survive anything.
好吧 如果你确定你想这么做 Well, if you're sure you want to do this,
只是喝杯咖啡... it's only coffee...
放轻松点然后静观其变吧 just relax and see what happens.
嗯 我能说她很漂亮吗? Well, can I say she looks nice?
当然 Sure.
我能告诉她我很想她吗? Can I tell her I miss her?
也许吧 如果她问的话 Maybe, if she asks.
噢 我能给她看那张我画的的油画 Oh, can I show her an oil painting I made
上面有我们子孙绕膝的场景吗? of us surrounded by our children and grandchildren?
那句话还是第二次约会再说吧 I'd save that for the second date.
好的 没问题 Good, good.
因为我无论怎么努力 'Cause no matter how hard I try,
都不能让双胞胎长的一样 I cannot get the twins to look alike.
你在干啥? What are you doing?
哦 我只是在找这个二逼音像店老板 Oh, I'm just trying to find the stupid next of kin
的二逼最近亲属 to this stupid video store owner
这样我就能把DVD还回去了 so I can return the DVD
然后看看Sheldon意识到这件事没有让我抓狂时 and see the look on Sheldon's stupid face
那张傻脸上的表情 when he sees that I didn't let this get to me.
Sheldon没在这啊 Sheldon's not here.
为何不把毛衣脱了? Why don't you take the sweater off?
在危机关头需要坚持原则 Th-Th-There's a principle at stake!
-什么原则? -我不知道 -Which is? -Oh, I don't know.
管他呢? 看看我 Who cares? Look at me!
天呐 Oh, my God!
那个毛衣是蜜蜂做的吗 Is that sweater made of bees?
来吧 脱了它 我不会说的 Come on, take it off. I won't tell.
不不 亲爱的 如果我脱了 Sheldon就赢了 No, no, honey, if I take it off, Sheldon wins.
宝贝 Sweetie...
每一个你没有在他睡觉时杀了他的夜晚 every night you don't kill him in his sleep,
他都在赢 he wins.
额 就... 就快好了 Nah, i-it's... it's almost done.
我只需要找到... I just, I have to find...
最近亲属 然后把DVD送还给他们 the next of kin, and send 'em the DVD
然后等着和我有一样皮肤的人死去 and then just wait for someone with my complexion to die
这样我就能做个皮肤移植手术了 so I can get a skin graft.
笑一个 Smile.
那是什么? What-what is that?
拍这个干啥? What is that for?
这样你就能把它寄到普林斯顿大学 So you can send it to Princeton
然后把钱要回来 and get your money back.
不得不说 Sheldon must say, Sheldon,
你处理DVD这件事 you're handling this DVD business
表现出了惊人的成熟 with an impressive amount of maturity.
我不知道你有啥好惊讶的 I don't know why that surprises you.
我是个成年人了 I'm a grown man.
通过这件休闲西服 As should be evident by this sport coat
和翻领上的花可以完全看得出 and very real flower in my lapel.
你是不是在使用某种新的应对机制? Is there some kind of new coping mechanism you're employing?
你更应该问的问题是 The more interesting question you should be asking is,
这朵花闻起来如何? "What does this flower smell like?"
我会猜它闻起来很伤心 I'm gonna go with sad.
所以说说你和这个DVD So what's the story
之间有什么故事? with you and this DVD?
没什么好说的 There's nothing to tell.
也许我买了一本书叫做 Maybe I purchased a book entitled,
别为小事抓狂 Don't Sweat the Small Stuff
然后我采纳了里面的建议 and I followed its wise suggestions,
其中之一就是: one of which was:
停下脚步 闻闻这些花 stop and smell the flowers.
要不要这样? Seriously?
请吧 Please.
哈哈! Ha-ha!
噢 Oh.
-嗨 -你好 -Hi. -Hello.
哦 真高兴见到你 Oh, it's so good to see you.
我也是 You, too.
请坐 Please, sit.
我... 给你买了卡布奇诺 I, uh, I got you a cappuccino.
我记得这是你的最爱 I remembered it was your favorite.
喔 我也点了碎屑蛋糕 Oh. I also got crumb cake,
但是我想起来是我喜欢吃的 所以我就吃光了 but I remembered it was my favorite and I ate it.
那么 你最近如何? Anyway, uh, how are you?
很不错 I'm pretty good.
听着 我很抱歉 Listen, I just wanted to apologize
我用邮件和你分手的 for breaking up with you in an e-mail.
唔 我也把整个蛋糕都吃了 Well, and I ate all the crumb cake.
所以我们都犯了错 we both made mistakes.
好吧 Okay.
我很高兴你约我来这 I'm so happy you asked me here,
我希望我们以后还能一起出去 and I hope we can hang out again sometime.
以朋友身份 You know, as friends,
或者性伴侣 随便啦 lovemaking partners, whatever.
哦 唔... Oh, uh...
我已经在和人约会了 I'm kind of seeing someone.
我想我知道这个问题的答案 I think I know the answer to this,
但是只是确定一下 那人不是我 对吧? but just to be clear, it's not me, right?
都是你的错! This is all your fault!
我早应该听猫鼬蒙蒙的话 I should've listened to Mun-Mun
因为我一直在和一个眼镜蛇玩 because I've been playing with a cobra
她的名字就是Penny! and her name is Penny!
你为何如此残忍? Why are you so cruel?
我痛苦你很开心吗? Do you enjoy my pain?
我在芝士蛋糕店认识个女孩 可以帮你撮合一下 There's a girl at the Cheesecake Factory I can set you up with.
我爱你 Penny! I love you, Penny!
为何我可以想出 How is it I can conceptualize a methodology
一个检验宇宙暗物质的方法 of examining dark matter in the universe
但是却无法把这个新型喷水花给修好 but can't figure out how to fix a novelty squirt flower?
我想真正的问题在于 I think the real question is,
为什么你把时间浪费在小孩子玩的廉价恶作剧玩具上? why do you waste your time with cheap, childish pranks?
我想这其中有深层的理论 There's probably a deep reason.
我很愿意和你边吃花生糖 Which I'd be happy to discuss with you
一边探讨 over some peanut brittle in a can.
好吧 Sheldon 我没辙了 Okay, Sheldon, I am out of options!
音像店老板Nursis Manookian Video store owner, Nursis Manookian,
没有亲戚! has no next of kin!
唔 你看起来在领子下很热啊(很生气) Well, you seem hot under the collar...
还是毛衣的问题? or is that the sweater?
哦 不不 不是的 Oh, oh, no, no.
这是因为我整个下午都在 I-It's because I spent all afternoon
他办葬礼弥撒的那个亚美尼亚教堂 at the Armenian church where his funeral mass was held.
据Solakian神父说 According to Father Solakian,
没有一个人参加 no one attended.
幸运的是 我不算白跑一趟 Luckily, my trip wasn't a complete waste.
我点了根蜡烛 祈祷你快死 I lit a candle and prayed for your death.
但我不是亚美尼亚人 所以这很可能没用! But I'm not Armenian, so it probably won't work!
这可算完了 对吧? This is over, right?
噢 那可不一定 Oh, not necessarily.
我建议 I suggest
你可以找找他久未谋面的亲戚 you look for long-lost relatives
在亚美尼亚或是黎巴嫩 either in Armenia or Lebanon.
听着 Sheldon Listen to me, Sheldon.
我不会到黎巴嫩 I am not going to Lebanon
去还你的超级玛丽电影! to return Super Mario Bros. the movie!
你知道 这可能很有意思呢 You know, it might be fun.
你可爱鹰嘴豆泥了 You love hummus.
为什么这不会困扰你? Why isn't this bothering you?
你脑子不是痒吗? I-Isn't your brain getting itchy?
这是你的卡借的 This is on your card.
这会毁了你的信用记录! This could be ruining your credit score!
为什么这不会让你发疯? Why isn't this making you crazy?
Leonard... Leonard...
我有些事要告诉你 I have something to tell you,
但我要你保证你不会抓狂 but I want you to promise not to flip out.
什么? What?
七年前 Seven years ago,
我发现这个DVD已经逾期了 I found out the DVD was late
然后我就付钱买了 and I paid for it.
你说什么? What?
我那时本来是要告诉你的 I was going to mention it at the time,
但那时我想 也许有一天 but then I thought, some day,
这会成为一个具有教育意义的时刻 this might be a teachable moment.
你你... Hah...
我...你... I... You...
怎么能... How can...
神马?! What?!
Sheldon... Sheldon...
你太狠了 that was diabolical.
我知道 I know.
这很不容易 And it wasn't easy.
你能想象吗? Do you have any idea what it's like
这要等待数年却不知道 to wait for years and never know
最后能不能心满意足 if you're going to finally get satisfaction?
哇 Wow.
你比Penny说的还要漂亮 You're even prettier than Penny said.
我简直不能相信 I can't believe
像你这么漂亮的女孩竟然没有男朋友 a girl like you doesn't have a boyfriend.
嗯 我是没有 Well, I don't.
我不相信你 你在撒谎! I don't believe you, you're lying to me!
什么? What?
噢 这没什么 Oh, it's okay.
我很没节操而且我极度孤独 I have no morals and I'm desperately lonely.
如果你私下里需要一丝丝慰藉 I'll be the other man
我会做另一个男人 if you want a little something-something on the side.
你脑子进了多少水啊?! What is wrong with you?!