忆往昔
艾德和哈里 抓鬼特工队 Ed and harry -- the Ghostfacers.
你们在这搞什么 What the hell are you doing here?
我们属于这里 Uh, we belong here.
我们是专业人员 We're professionals.
专业的什么 Professional what?
超自然事件调查 Paranormal investigators.
就是这东西 它能使我们获得一切 This stuff right here -- this is our ticket to the big time --
名望 金钱 和姑娘... fame, money, sex...
滚床单 with girls.
我们是家人 We are family.
我们之间的一切问题 Everything that has ever gone wrong between us
其实都因为我们是家人 has been because we're family.
那怎么 我们从此不再是家人了吗 So, what? We're not family now?
我是说既然你想好好合作 那就合作 I'm saying you want to work, let's work.
你说我们以后都公事公办 You said that you wanted to keep things strictly business.
我说的公事公办是指你我之间的关系 I wanted to keep things strictly business between us.
你那天说的话 About what you said the other day...
我以为你不在乎呢 I thought it didn't bother you.
我可能是没考虑周全 I may not think things all the way through,
但我那么做 是因为那是该做的事 but what I do, I do because it's the right thing.
你并不是为了我而救我 You didn't save me for me.
你是为了自己 You did it for you.
如今
华盛顿州 斯普林代尔
妈妈 Mom?
妈妈 你在家吗 Mom, are you home?
911 请问你有什么紧急情况 911. What is your emergency?
我屋里有个人 There's someone in my room.
你在哪 What is your location?
你能说出你的地址吗 女士 Can you give us a location, ma'am?
你还在听吗 Are you still there?
女士 请不要挂电话 Ma'am, please do not hang up.
我开始追踪你的电话了 I've begun tracing your call,
你得保持通话 but I need you to stay on the line for me.
请保持通话 Stay on the line.
我们会派警官 We'll send out an officer...
凶鬼恶灵 第九季 第十五集
#瘦人
我就回来 All right. I'll be back.
等等 Wait.
你去哪 Where you headed?
华盛顿州 我找到一桩案子 Washington. I caught a case.
不要我一起去吗 You want me to come with?
你想来吗 Do you want to come?
去猎魔吗 On a hunt?
为什么不去呢 Why wouldn't I?
不知道 I don't know, man.
因为你最近让我找不到北 'cause lately with you, up is down and down is sideways, you know?
我不知道你想干什么 I-I ... I don't know what you want.
好吧 你想来吗 Okay. You want in?
好啊 Fine.
没问题 Sure thing.
犯罪现场流出的照片 Photo leaked from the crime scene.
那女孩在自己房间被杀 Girl was murdered in her room,
门窗都锁着 doors were locked, the windows were locked.
壁画先生是谁 Who's the wallflower?
问得是啊 Exactly.
我猜 被拍下来的鬼魂 Best guest ... ghost caught on film.
你要来啊 So, you're coming.
你觉得我像是要留下吗 Does it look like I'm staying?
华盛顿州 斯普林代尔
我洗了好几个小时 I scrubbed for hours.
还得把地毯扯下来 I'll have to rip up the carpet.
我女儿 凯茜 My daughter, Casey...
地毯的颜色还是她自己选的 she picked out the color herself.
请节哀 迈尔斯太太 We're...very sorry for your loss, Mrs. Miles.
你说凯茜没有什么敌人 You mentioned Casey had no known enemies.
那在家呢 What about at home?
你注意到发生过什么不寻常的事吗 Anything unusual you may have noticed?
电路异常 灯闪烁什么的 Uh...electricity acting up or lights...flickering,
电视出毛病 TV on the fritz?
没有什么问题 No, no fritzing.
也没有什么寒气 No cold spots, either.
抱歉 我想问一句 Sorry. Out of curiosity, uh...
你为什么要说到寒气 Why do you mention cold spots?
抱歉 听起来一定很怪 但是 I'm sorry. That must sound strange, but...
已经三天了 ...it's been three days since...
而警方一无所获 And the police have found nothing.
我不得不卖掉房子 I'd h... I'd have to sell my house
雇佣私家侦探 to afford a private investigator,
所以那些超自然论者打来电话时 so when the supernaturalists called ...
等等 什么 Whoa, uh, sorry, the...
超自然论者 Um... supernaturalists?
我知道联调局会觉得这不合常理 I know to the FBI it's not exactly orthodox.
但这些人知道别人不知道的事 But these men had answers that no one else had, and I ...
我欠凯茜的 I owe it to Casey...
我至少要听听 to listen.
他们提起寒气的事是因为 Now, they ... they brought up cold spots in relation to...?
大概是超自然现象吧 Signs of the paranormal, I suppose.
他们今天会过来看一眼 They're coming by today to take a look.
这些超自然论者告诉你他们叫什么了吗 And did these supernaturalists give you a name?
抓鬼特工队
Ghostfacers.
真见鬼 Son of a bitch.
看啊 我们又多了两个粉丝 Oh, wow, look. We got two more followers.
是啊 哈里 Yeah. Harry,
应该是我们那次图书馆的采访 I think it's from that library interview we did.
很好 Nice.
伙计 Hey, pal.
唐娜又发了什么 What did Dana post?
她改了她的头像 No, it's just ... she changed her profile pic,
虽然裁过了 and it's cropped,
但能清楚地看到有个男人搂着她 but you can clearly see a guy's arm around her.
而她还笑得那么开心 And she's smiling like the dickens.
是啊 Yeah.
或许他们只是纯洁的友谊 Uh, it ... it could a platonic...
那个搂着她的人 arm that's touching her.
温家兄弟 太好了 Ah, the Winchesters. Yay.
-从没有人 -这么觉得 - Says nobody. - Ever.
给我闭嘴听好 我们这么做 All right, shut up and listen. This is how it's gonna go.
你们两个小丑 给我钻进外面那辆破车里 You two clowns are gonna get into that mystery machine outside,
然后给我滚蛋 and you're gonna leave town
否则我就打穿你们的膝盖 or I'm gonna put holes in your knees.
你们需要点什么吗 Can I get you guys anything? Something, uh...
可以埋单了 Uh, we're ready for the Bill.
这张盘子上还有脏东西 There's still crud on this plate.
立刻去给我洗干净 Now, hit the sinks and do it right.
抱歉 特里 Sorry, Trey.
首先 Ahh, first of all,
我们不怕你们 you guys don't scare us.
一点也不怕 Not at all.
跟我的枪打个招呼吧 Say, "hola" to my little pistola.
你是在向我炫耀肚脐毛 Am I supposed to be impressed with that treasure trail
还是塞在裤子里的女枪 or the lady gun you got hiding in your, uh, pants there?
两者都有 Uh...both?
不管你们怎么想 Look, whether you like it or not,
我们要处理这件事 we are handling this situation.
-没错 -是吗 - Yup. - Really?
因为我看到的是一对儿为名利忘乎所以的家伙 'cause I see a couple of fame whores
拿着摄像机拍摄一个刚失去女儿的母亲 who are pointing their camera at a mom who just lost her kid.
伙计们 我们是调查员 Guys, we are investigators,
我们完全有权利 and we have every right ...
不 你们没有 知道为什么吗 No. No, you don't. You know why?
因为你们只会碍事 'cause you're just gonna get in our way.
或者害死别的什么人 Or you're gonna get somebody else killed.
没错 你们要么识相点自己离开 That's right. So, you can either walk out of here...
要么就爬出去 自己选 ...or crawl. Up to you.
天呐 你们能不能放松点 Oh, my God, menudo. Will you guys relax?
我们心里有数 We know what we're going.
-没错 -是吗 - Yup. - Really?
那你们其他的队员呢 And what about the rest of the bad news bears, huh?
那个胖子哪去了 Where's the ... where's the fat one?
还有个女孩 有个女孩吧 And ... and the girl? There was a girl, right?
他们 我们不要他们了 他们是累赘 They ... we dropped them. They were ... they were dead weight.
他们还活着 Well, t-they're still alive.
他们绝对还活着 They're ... no, they're totally alive.
懂了 现在就剩你们俩傻瓜了 I see. So, it's just the, uh, the dumpy duo, then.
真是太棒了 Well, that's great.
事实是这样的 So, here's the deal. A ghost...
你们俩不到五分钟就会死在鬼的手里 will land you two dead in five seconds flat.
鬼 A ghost?
他们以为是鬼 They think it's a ghost.
-绝对不是鬼 -不 - It's so not a ghost. - No.
好吧 你们说 Okay. We'll bite.
你们觉得是什么 What do you think it is?
这次我来好吗 Can I ... can I do it this time?
-行啊 -好的 - You got it. - Okay.
我等这一刻等一辈子了 I've waited all my life for this.
吃瘪吧 贱人们 Amazon me, bitches.
我会开枪毙了你的 I will shoot you...
贱人们 bitches.
我们刚刚说到 你们这就要走了 是吧 Like we were saying, you were just going, right?
很好 Great.
谈话愉快 Good talk.
我看他们是蛋白质吃多了 50 shades of way too much protein.
捉鬼特工队 《瘦人揭秘》
迪恩 Uh...Dean?
嗯 Yeah?
艾德和哈里写了本书 Ed and Harry wrote a book.
-什么 -嗯 - What? - Yeah.
《瘦人揭秘》 Uh, "The skinny on Thinman"
作者是美国最顶尖的超自然论者 by America's foremost supernaturalists.
什么是 What the hell's a Thinman?
不知道 I don't know. Um...
看啊 Whoa. Check that out, though.
这看上去的确像是凯茜·迈尔斯身后的那个东西 That does kind of look like whatever was behind Casey Miles, right?
或者被削掉脸皮的盖思 Or Garth if somebody shaved his face off.
有什么了不起 Big whoop.
这儿呢 瘦人 Here we go. Uh, "Thinman ...
最早流传于网络的都市传说 an urban legend started on the world wide web ...
会在目标生活的背景中徘徊 lurks in the background of his victims' lives
直到他决定下手 until he's ready to kill them."
网上的一切都是真的嘛 Yeah, because everything started on the internet is true.
比如鲨鱼袭击直升机 Like, uh, oh, the shark attacking a helicopter ...
他们也写书讲那个了吗 They write the book on that one, too?
伙计 不管是不是真的 Dude, real or not,
这网站上有几千人发帖了呢 thousands of people have posted to the site.
瘦人好像是新的大脚怪 It's like Thinman is the new bigfoot or something.
或许瘦人只是名字新奇的鬼魂 Or Thinman is just a ghost with a brand name.
你这么说是因为你真认为 You saying that 'cause you really think
是鬼魂还是单纯因为你讨厌捉鬼特工队 it's a ghost or because you don't like the ghostfacers?
别忘了 我们在凯茜屋里探测到了电磁信号 Hey, don't forget ... we hit EMF in Casey's room.
但是那房子旁边有电线 Right, but the house was next door to power lines,
会影响读书 which can affect the read.
一个女孩死在密室里 萨姆 A girl died in a locked room, Sam ...
显然就是闹鬼 spells "ghost" right there.
或许它在房屋上锁之前进去了 Maybe it got in there before it was locked up.
谁知道呢 迪恩 Who knows, Dean?
但是怎么可能世界各地的人们都看到了一样的鬼 But how can people all over the world see the same ghost?
鬼魂可不会到处跑 Spirits don't exactly hop around.
我知道 I know that.
但现在隔界里各种乱套 But right now, the veil is all kinds of screwed, okay?
鬼魂说不定能满地出现呢 Ghosts could be popping up anywhere.
但是 迪恩 瘦人目击事件几年前就开始了 Yeah, but, Dean, Thinman sightings date back a couple years.
隔界的问题只有六个月吧 The veil's only been a problem for, what, the last six months?
现在还到处有人说看见猫王了呢 Well, you know, people still see Elvis all over the damn place.
我只是说那俩二货 Look, all I'm saying is those douchewheels
不是任何方面的专家 ain't experts on crap.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
查当地死亡名单 I'm checking the local deaths
看有没有谁可能是那个鬼 to see if there's any candidates for ghosts.
壁橱 凯茜度过生命黄昏的地方 The closet ... the setting of the sunset of Casey's life.
哈里 Harry.
嗯 Yeah.
行了 伙计 别再用脸书 Come on, man, would you please stop
跟踪你的前女友了 facebook stalking your ex-girlfriend?
我没说错 I was right.
她把感情状态改为"一言难尽" She changed her relationship status to "It's complicated."
这算什么啊 What does that even mean?
谁管呢 是你甩了她 Who cares? You broke up with her.
那女孩的一切都一言难尽 Everything about that girl is complicated.
她拿到奶油松饼 Okay, I mean, she gets the cream puffs,
还非要扔掉里面的馅 she tells you to take out the filling.
那是松饼啊 They're just puffs.
是啊 她的确挺有病的 Yeah, that was some pretty messed-up stuff.
好吧 抱歉 Uh, okay. I'm ... I'm sorry.
好了 Mm. Okay.
没事了 I'm good.
-好了吗 -恢复状态了 - Okay? - Back on game. Yeah.
我们就要找到瘦人了 艾德 We're so close to finding Thinman, Ed.
我能闻到他了 I can smell him.
我能闻到他的獠牙 I can smell his musk.
从未如此接近 Closer than ever.
-这事真的很严肃 哈里 -是啊 - This is really serious, Harry. - Yeah.
温家兄弟也来了 你也知道 I mean, the Winchesters are here, and, you know,
我可不想被萨姆和迪恩打穿膝盖 I don't want my knees blown off by Sam and Dean.
你有没有考虑过或许我们该 别管这事了 Have you ever thought that we might just, you know, bail on this?
什么 What?
你是怎么了 What the ... what the hell is wrong with you?!
我们不能让那俩肌肉男抢走我们的荣誉 We can't let those jockstraps steal our glory.
谁管他们怎么想 他们连推特都没有 No one cares what they think. They don't even have a twitter.
我们会找到瘦人的 艾德 We're gonna find Thinman, Ed,
为了我们的家人 和唐娜 for our families, for Dana.
你是为了让你前女友后悔吗 Oh, so, it's about your ex eating her words?
是为了让所有黑后悔 It's about making all the haters eat their words.
玛姬 斯布鲁斯 那些逃兵 Maggie and Spruce ... the just ... deserters.
想过什么"正常生活" They want to lead a "normal life""
什么意思啊 I mean, what is that?
去他们的 Screw them.
-去他们的 -太对了 - Screw them. - Right?
等我们找到瘦人 是他们会上《菲尔医生》吗 When we find Thinman, are they gonna be on "Dr. Phil""
脱口秀
不是 No.
是我们会上《菲尔医生》 We're gonna be on "Dr. Phil."
没错 开始录影吧 Hell, yeah. Press "record," buddy.
好嘞 You got it.
等等 Wait for it.
-好了吗 -嗯 - You ready? - Yep.
一个年轻女孩的闺房有两个用处 The bedroom of a teenage girl is meant for two things ...
欢笑和快乐 giggles and joy.
直到一晚 Until one night,
瘦人将欢笑变成流血 Thinman turned the giggles into blood.
你现在气场太棒了 Oh! You are so money right now.
-你喜欢吗 -真的很不错 - You like that? - This is good stuff.
会有很多女人喜欢上这个的 艾德 And it's gonna pay off in ladies, Ed ... lots of ladies.
我们会需要通气管 We're gonna need ... we're gonna need snorkels,
因为我们将畅游在... 'cause we're gonna be swimming around in so much ...
我觉得你们可能会渴了 Thought you boys might be thirsty.
谢谢 听上去很好喝 Please. That sounds delicious.
好了 过去六个月里 Okay. All right, over the past six months,
斯普林代尔有三起非自然死亡 there have been three unnatural deaths in Springdale,
但都与凯茜·迈尔斯无关 none of them connected to Casey Miles,
而且都不是很惨 and none of them violent.
这样的事应该不会产生复仇鬼魂 Okay, that's not exactly a recipe for a vengeful spirit.
但有很多未解的死亡悬案 There have been a bunch of unexplained deaths
被归为瘦人所为 pinned on Thinman.
一个人死了 几周后 Um, a vic dies, then, a couple weeks later,
会发现死者的某张照片里有瘦人 a photo pops up of the vic with Thinman photobombing.
瘦人
那么瘦人是跟踪狂吗 So, Thinman's stalking folks?
根据传闻是这样 According to the lore.
是傻子这么说吧 According to the idiots.
我们怎么没注意到这些被害人 How come none of these vics pinged our radar?
应该是这些神秘死亡 I'm pretty sure the mysterious deaths
可以用非超自然原因解释 can be chalked up to non-supernatural causes.
还有就是 That and, honestly,
瘦人
这些照片大部分看上去挺假的 Most of these photos look pretty fake.
包括凯茜的吗 Even Casey's?
除了凯茜的 Except Casey's.
凯茜的照片没有修改过 Casey's photo... wasn't doctored.
她身后的那东西真的是在那儿 Whatever was behind her... was really there.
这完全说不通啊 Okay, well, that doesn't make any sense.
这世上怎么能有东西又真又假 I mean, how could something be both real and fake at the same time?
有个女孩死了 这个绝对假不了 Well, a girl is dead, and that's about as real as it gets.
她做的最后一件事 All right, so, the last thing she did
是用手机照了相 was she took a photo on her phone.
这张照片怎么流传到网上的 How did that photo end up online?
不知道 No clue.
最早是发在一个瘦人粉丝网站上的 It was originally posted to a Thinman fan forum,
但IP地址却查不到 but the I.P. address was blocked.
这东西还有粉丝 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait. This thing has fans?
当然了 Of course it does.
那么肯定有人希望照片流传到网上 Okay, well, then somebody wanted this photo on the internet,
而且肯定不是鬼魂上网发布的 and I'm guessing that the ghost didn't hop online to post it.
警长在吗 Is the, uh, sheriff around?
我们想问他几个问题 There's a couple questions we'd like to ask him.
抱歉了 Uh, sorry to disappoint.
警长去打猎了 Sheriff's on a hunting trip.
但是很感谢你们能来 But, uh, I appreciate you agents being here.
我真是很需要帮忙 I could use all the help I can get.
等等 你发现这个时它就被摔坏了吗 Wait a second. Was this cracked when you found it?
嗯 或许她失手掉了 Yeah, man. Maybe she dropped it?
911电话在11点59时断了 911 call went dead at 11:59.
照片发布的时间呢 Wait, what time was the photo posted?
大概凌晨2点 Around 2:00 a.m.
但是验尸官认定死亡时间是午夜 But the coroner has the death at midnight.
那她是怎么用手机发布照片的 How could she have posted the photo from her phone?
这根本不可能 That ... that's impossible.
或者是超自然现象 Or...supernatural.
什么 What?
你为什么这么说 Why would you say that?
有几个人来过 问了些关于这案子的问题 A couple fellas came by, uh, asking questions about the girl's death,
说他们可能能帮上忙 suggested they might be able to help.
他们给了我一本他们写的书 关于... They, uh, gave me a book they wrote about, um...
瘦人吗 Thinman?
对 Yeah.
不喜欢吗 Not a fan?
苹果餐馆
探员 谢谢你们能来 Agents, thanks for coming.
那两个二货在这儿干什么 What are these two crapshoots doing here?
我觉得整点《灵媒缉凶》那套也没什么坏处 I figured it wouldn't hurt to go a little "Medium," you know?
跟我们隔两个郡 大家在到处找一个 Uh...two counties over, folks were combing the place
8月份失踪的可怜的小男孩 for a poor little dead boy back in August.
警方找了一个灵媒去 The cops let a psychic do her thing.
第二天就找到了尸体 Shish, bang, boom ... found a body a day later.
失陪 Excuse me.
有监控录像吗 Is there any, uh, security-cam footage.
有 Uh, yeah, just...
不是叫你们滚蛋吗 I thought I told you to beat it.
你们要把我赶出去吗 "探员" Oh, well, what are you gonna do. You gonna out me, "agent"?
在犯罪现场玩狗仔队 Okay, look, playing paparazzi at a crime scene ...
除了对你们 对其他人有任何益处吗 Who does that help but yourselves?
还有博主 迪恩 那些信徒 The bloggers, Dean, the believers ...
那些需要一些证明 Everyone who needs just a little proof
确信瘦人的确存在的人 to know that Thinman is out there.
你们是说网上有很多人 Wait, so, you're saying there's a lot of folks online
对这个瘦人很死忠 that are pretty die-hard about this thing?
-那可不是 -当然了 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
如果加上适当的西藏字符 You throw the right Tibetan symbol into the mix,
你们俩蠢货想没想过瘦人变成幻像怪成真了 you dumb asses ever think the Thinman comes to life as a tulpa?
因为几千人对瘦人的描述是统一的吗 Because thousands of people can agree that Thinman is any one thing?
关于瘦人的传言千变万化 The lore changes blog to blog.
不是幻像怪 He's not a tulpa.
好吧 Okay, all right. All right.
不说废话了 Right here, right now, cut the crap.
那你们俩真的知道瘦人是什么吗 Do either of you actually know what Thinman is?
不 我们只是在电视上扮演超自然论者 No. We just play supernaturalists on tv.
我们完全不知道我们在干什么 We have no idea what we're doing.
我们当然知道了 Of course we do.
瘦人是半人半树 Thinman is part man, part tree.
有人认为他来自一个 Some people believe that he emerged
自闭症男孩的恶魔 from the nightmare of an autistic boy.
就是说你们也不知道 All right, so you have no idea.
伙计们 过来看看 Fellas, you want to see this.
快看 All right, check it out.
他怎么从停车场突然进入餐馆的 All right, so, how did he jump from the parking lot to the diner.
门是锁着的吗 The doors were locked?
录像显示特雷10分钟前才锁上的 The footage shows Trey locked them 10 minutes before.
锁没锁都不重要 Locked, not locked, it doesn't matter.
大家都知道瘦人能瞬间移动 Everyone knows Thinman can teleport.
我的电磁探测器毫无反应 I didn't even get a blip on my EMF.
或许不是鬼 So, maybe it's not a ghost.
二位探员也信这些了 You Feds believers now?
那我们走了 Okay, uh... we're gonna go.
-副警长 探员 干得好 -我们走吧 - Good work, deputy, agents. - Let's go. Let's go, man.
再看一遍 See it again.
天呐 Holy wow.
有人把瘦人的餐馆视频 Someone posted the diner footage of Thinman
发在我们博客的评论区了 in the comments section of our blog.
-谁啊 -管他呢 - Who? - Who cares?
保持速度 Maintain current velocity.
你为什么把忍者衣服穿上了 Hey, wh-why are you putting your ninja outfit on?
我可不能等到再出人命 I'm not gonna wait for someone else to die.
我今晚就要找到瘦人 I'm gonna find Thinman tonight.
-在哪 -当然是林子里 - Where? - The woods, obvi.
这太笼统了吧 Uh, that's kind of general.
据传说 瘦人在树旁边出没 Well, the lore says that Thinman hangs out by trees,
而林子里都是树 and the woods is where trees hang out.
两起命案 他肯定在本地的林子里 Two kills in town ... local woods is the best bet.
有两个人死了 真的死了 Two people are dead ... really dead.
我总是忘不了这个 And I just keep thinking that, you know,
也许该让萨姆和迪恩接手 maybe Sam and Dean should just take over.
首先 绝对不行 First of all, hell no.
再者 别再扫我的兴了[在我的彩虹上下雨] And ... and quit raining on my rainbow.
没有雨就没有彩虹 Rainbows can't happen without rain.
别用科学对付我 Don't try to use science with me.
这是一种情感 This is about a-a feeling.
我们不能现在放弃 And we can't quit
我们马上就能找到瘦人 when we're so close to finding Thinman
终于能弥补我们为了做这件事 and finally making up for everything we've lost
而失去的一切 because of...what we do.
但其实交给专业人士 Okay, it wouldn't be the worst idea, though, you know,
其实也不是什么坏主意 if we leave it to the professionals.
我们就是专业人士 艾德 We are the professionals, Ed.
去树林吗 So, the woods?
随便哪片树林 艾德 随便 Any woods, Ed. Any woods.
好吧 Okay.
我只是病急乱投医 但说到瞬移 Just grasping at straws here, but when I think "teleport,"
我就想到"十字路口恶魔" I think "crossroads demon."
喜欢捅人看视频网站的恶魔 好啊 Demon that likes to stab and watch youtube. Why not?
对了 说起那个 Oh, by the way, speaking of which,
特里被刀捅死的视频 the video of, uh, Trey getting knifed --
已经挂上网了 it's already online.
有两千人看过 It has, like, 2,000 views.
好像有人故意要让大家看到瘦人行凶 It's like somebody wants people to see Thinman in action.
因为会有人看 因为那些人很变态 It's 'cause people will watch, 'cause people are sick.
什么时候病毒视频从小猩猩掉下树 And when did "viral" go from that baby chimp
变成杀手偷拍了 falling out of a tree to killer "candid camera"?
你知道什么视频会在网上疯传吗 You know what video would have gone viral,
只可惜那个没留下来 if we still had it?
你五岁时扮成蝙蝠侠的样子 When you were five and you got dressed up as Batman
从棚屋上跳了下来 and you jumped off the shed
因为你以为自己会飞 'cause you thought you could fly.
你先跳的 After you jumped first.
我当时九岁 而且我扮的是超人好吗 Hey, I was nine, and I was dressed up like Superman, okay?
地球人都知道蝙蝠侠不会飞 Everybody knows that Batman can't fly.
我当时不知道 摔断了胳膊 Well, I didn't know that. I broke my arm.
是啊 I know you did.
我让你坐在我的车把上送你去了急诊室 Man, I drove you to the E.R. on my handlebars.
真是快乐时光啊 Well, good times.
是啊 Yeah, they were.
进来吧 Come on in.
我有很重要的事要告诉你们 I got to tell you guys something important,
然后这案子就归你们了 and then the case is yours.
我是哈里 一个人的抓鬼特工队 Harry here, solo Ghostfacer,
正在在树林里调查潜在 investigating a possible Thinman habitat...
瘦人栖息地 in the woods.
孤身一人 深入树林 All alone, deep in the woods,
离死亡之刃这么近 a man could lose his marbles
会让人丧失理智 being so close to the blade of doom.
幸运的是 我清醒得很 Lucky for us, I'm really good at marbles.
要做抓鬼特工队 就专心一意 All right, either you bleed ghostfacers red or you don't.
斯布鲁斯想办公司 If Spruce wanted to start a startup
玛姬一心要玩轮滑 and Maggie's heart was in the roller derby,
我凭什么阻止他们 who am I to stop them?
但是哈里 我不能让他屈服于他的女友 But Harry -- I-I couldn't let him give in to his girl.
她说抓鬼特工队很蠢 I mean, she -- she called the Ghostfacers stupid.
蠢 你们能相信吗 Stupid! Can you -- can you believe that?
我可不管 You know, I-I don't care
她爸的对冲基金有多少钱 how much money her daddy's hedge fund has.
我不能看着哈里变成公司的走狗 I just couldn't watch Harry become a corporate stooge.
听起来像是碧池蒙德高中的悲惨时光 Okay, this all sounds like sad times at bitchmont high.
取自电影Fast Times at Ridgemont High 雷奇蒙德的快乐时光
跟案子有什么关系 What does this have to do with the case?
哈里要离开 Harry was gonna leave,
我得给他一个留下的理由 so I needed to give him a reason to stay.
我编造了瘦人 I-I made up Thinman.
瘦人跟踪被害人 Thinman stalks his victims,
但局势反转了 朋友们 but the tables have turned, my friends.
跟踪狂变成了被跟踪的人 The stalker is now the stalkee.
你是说这破事根本就是假的 So you're saying that this crap is actually crap?
一张管家的老照片 后期好好处理一番 One old photo of a butler, a lot of photoshop later,
我匿名发在一个恐怖论坛上 and I posted on one of those horror forums under "anonymous"
就火了起来 and it blew up.
我只我们伪造了一件案子 Yeah. I only faked one case for us,
我们准备收拾东西回家时 and then we're packing up to go home
有人在网上说见到了瘦人 when somebody posted a sighting of Thinman,
于是我们就去追查 后来瘦人 so...we went after it, and that's how the Thinman
就成了大众传说 became a crowdsourced legend.
我们是领头羊 Look, we were at the front of it.
这感觉很奇妙 It felt like something.
有追随者的感觉很好 It -- it was so awesome to have a following,
哈里 非常沉迷 and Harry -- he was just -- he was so into it.
艾德 你得告诉他 Ed, you have to tell him.
你不明白 You don't get it.
我们是追踪瘦人的人 We were the Thinman guys.
没有瘦人 我们就是普通人 Without the Thinman, we're just...guys --
就是 蠢男 just -- we're just puffs.
-什么 -什么 - What? - What?
如果我告诉哈里 他就会离开抓鬼特工队 If I tell Harry, he's gonna leave the Ghostfacers.
你不告诉他 他还是会离开 Listen, if you don't tell him, he's gonna leave anyway.
相信我 Trust me here.
秘密会毁掉两个人的关系 Secrets ruin relationships.
好吧 等时机成熟我就告诉他 Okay, well, I'll just tell him when the time is right.
现在时机就很好 伙计 Time's right now, chief.
他现在不在 Well, he's -- he's not here.
他在树林里 Uh, he's -- he's out in the woods,
寻找瘦人 uh, searching for Thinman.
瘦人 不管这是什么鬼东西 Okay, because Thinman, or whatever the hell this thing is,
已经杀死两个人了 现在哈里又只身在树林里 has killed two people, and now Harry is in the woods alone.
其实算不上是树林啦 Well, actually, it's more like "wood," um,
我让他在杂货店后面的几棵树边下车了 'cause I dropped him off by some trees behind a grocery store.
拜托 他不会有事的 Guys, come on. He's gonna be fine.
伙计们 Guys?
好了 这是个 是个 All right, what we have here is a, uh, -- it's a --
好像是个木棍 it looks like a formation
堆起来搭成的阵型 of sticks in the shape of a pile.
可能是瘦人留下的 Could have been left here for us by Thinman.
那是什么 What was that?
天哪 Oh, my God.
这儿还有其他东西 We are not alone.
太紧了吗 Too tight?
没有 我很好 Nope. No, I'm good. I'm good.
-我没事 -好吧 - I'm good. - All right.
等我们回旅馆 I think I'm just gonna have to staple it
我再好好处理一下 when we get back to the motel.
我们是对的 艾德 真有瘦人 We were right, Ed! Thinman's real.
那里有新留下的胎痕 Yeah. Some fresh tires tracks back over there.
-我拍了照 -干什么 - I took some photos. - What for?
那辆车可能属于割伤你的人 Because that car might belong to whoever knifed you.
割伤我的是瘦人 Well, whoever cut me was Thinman,
瘦人不开车 and Thinman doesn't drive.
真是瘦人 混球 It was Thinman, jackass!
不用我一一给你们解释吧 I mean, I shouldn't have to connect the dots for you guys.
我以为你俩都挺聪明的 I figured, you know, you're both intelligent, m-maybe.
哈里 Um, Harry.
怎么了 What?
你之前怎么不说 Why didn't you tell me that before?
因为 我不知道 Because -- I-I don't know --
我想你会生我的气 I thought you were gonna get mad.
想得没错 艾德 Oh, good guess, Ed.
我是生气了 I am mad.
我现在非常非常生你的气 I'm really, really mad at you right now.
我看出来了 I-I can see that.
你毁掉了我们的生活 You crashed the Jenga tower of our lives.
我本来要结婚了 I was gonna get married.
我离开她 跟你东奔西跑 生活在谎言之中 I left her to run around with you, living some lie.
至少咱俩都在 Well, at least we were living it together.
你不是吧 Seriously? Seriously?
如果我没有编造瘦人的事 If I hadn't struck gold with Thinman,
你这会儿正做着无聊的工作 算着无聊的数字 you'd be doing a boring job, doing boring numbers,
唯唐娜爸爸之命是从 answering to Dana's dad.
我救了你 老兄 Okay? I saved you, bud.
救我 免于什么 Saved me? From what?!
免于过上好日子 From living a nice life?
免于不被刀捅伤 From not getting stabbed?
你还能再自私一点吗 How selfish can you be?
也许现在还不晚 Well, maybe it's not too late, you know?
你可以打给她试试 You could call her and see.
-没用的 -也许能行呢 - That's not gonna work. - Well, maybe -- maybe it will.
没用的 想知道为什么吗 No, it's not. You want to know why?
因为已经有个男人搂着她了 'cause she's got some guy's arm wrapped around her neck,
她的状态是"一言难尽" 好吗 and it's "complicated" okay?
哈里 我们一开始并不知道 Look, Harry, we didn't know from the start
瘦人是真是假 if Thinman was real or not.
也许我是有一些内幕 I -- okay, look, maybe I had some inside knowledge,
但如果我们是为了粉丝坚持下去 okay, but does it really make a difference
那跟以前有什么不同呢 if we keep it going for the fans?
他们又不会知道 They'll never know.
我知道 I'll know.
你让我颜面尽失 艾德 You made a chump out of me, Ed.
哈里 我们可以熬过去的 Harry, we can get through this.
我们可以揭穿瘦人的真相 We just debunk Thinman
然后继续抓鬼特工队的日子 and then we go back to Ghostfacers.
我做不到 I can't.
我再也不能相信你了 艾德 I can't trust you anymore, Ed.
别这样 哈里 Oh, come on, Harry.
我明白 你生气了 I get it. You're pissed, okay?
你所说的话都不是出自真心 And -- and you don't mean what you say.
哈里 告诉我你需要什么 But, Harry, just tell me what you need.
我去买咖啡 I'll go get some coffee, and --
你可以坐在这儿冷静一下 and you can stay here and chill.
怎么样 How did it go?
有点... It, um, went, uh...um...
你没事吧 You okay?
感觉被人胖揍了一顿 I just got punched right in the feels.
这一切都不是真的 萨姆 None of it was real, Sam.
艾德就是在装模作样 现在他还想要我假装 Ed was just pretending, and now he wants me to pretend,
好像这一切没什么大不了 like this is just something I could get past.
我懂你的意思 I know what you mean.
有些事你可以原谅 Look, there are things you can forgive,
有些事不行 and there are things you can't.
这件事算哪一种 So, which one is this?
你得自己考虑 That's something you got to figure out for yourself.
胎痕找到匹配的了 如果你想... I got a bead on those tire treads, if you want to...
怎么了 What's up?
这种轮胎只有一种车用 So, the tires were only made for one kind of car.
1989年的吉优都市 It's a 1989 Geo Metro.
这么小的镇子 这车只有一辆 Town this small -- there's only one registered here.
警官说是属于一个叫罗杰的家伙 Deputy says it belongs to a guy named Roger
他在镇子 who works night security
北面的工厂做夜班保安 down at the mill on the north side of town.
这东西既可以瞬移 又有工作有车 So, this thing teleported, but it has a job and car.
到底什么情况 What are we dealing with?
我们去看看 Let's go find out.
萨姆和迪恩有线索了 Sam and Dean caught something,
他们要去给你处理烂摊子了 so they're gonna clean up your mess.
你说得对 是我的烂摊子 You're right. It is my mess.
应该由我去处理 I should be the one out there cleaning it up.
你只会越帮越忙 You'd just make it worse.
怎么 Oh, what?
你又不是没抛下他们不管过 You were fine leaving Sam and Dean before.
现在何必自找麻烦 Why not now?
我不想再做水母的脊柱了 哈里 I don't want to be a jellyfish spine anymore, Harry.
水母哪有脊柱 Jellyfish don't have spines.
正是 Exactly.
在心碎和谎言以前 Before the heartache, before the lies,
我们的出发点是帮助人 对吗 we set out to help people, right?
对 Yeah.
主要是这样 Mostly.
那我们没道理不过去 So, there's no reason not to get out there
完成我们主要的出发点 and do what we mostly set out to do.
哈里 我可以弥补这件事 Harry, I-I can make this right for the both of us.
我们可以弥补这件事 We can make it right.
你的意思是要跟我一起去吗 Y-you mean you want to come with me?
我们不是说了 我和我的搭档会处理这事 I thought we said my partner and I would take care of this.
我上司不在 Look, guys, my boss is AWOL.
我们又没有搜查令 We don't have a warrant.
这事出了岔子 我可就麻烦大了 My ass is on the line if this thing goes sideways.
好吧 你在后面跟着就好 All right. Just stay back.
一直想用用这些东西 Always wanted to use these things.
那么 你就是瘦人吗 So, you're thinman, huh?
如果你不是那么胖 That would make sense
也倒能说得通了 if it didn't look Like you just ate a fat camp.
天呐 萨姆 让他住口 Oh, god, Sam, make him stop.
这到底是怎么回事 Hey, so, what's the deal?
你到底是什么 诺伍德 What are you, Norwood?
是恶魔吗 You a demon?
你是怎么瞬移进入餐馆的 I mean, how did you teleport back at the diner?
团队合作 Team effort.
根本没什么瞬间移动 So, there was no teleporting --
只有几个白痴在造谣生事 Just a couple of douche bags doing the "Scream" thing.
等等 我认得你 Wait, I know who you are.
你是那家餐厅的服务员 You're the busboy from the diner.
怎么 你就是想杀了你老板吗 So, what, you just wanted to kill your boss?
特里是个人渣 Trey was a dick.
那凯茜呢 And what about Casey?
她怎么惹你了 What did she do?
她不愿意和我约会 She wouldn't go out with me,
所以我用别的东西招呼她 so I set her up with someone else,
我的刀子 my knife.
说得好 罗杰 Good one, Rog.
看来警长没活着离开镇子啊 I see the sheriff didn't make it out of town.
他应该给我我要求的假期的 Well, he really should have given me the time off I asked for.
你就为这个杀了他 So, you killed him?!
我谁也没杀 I didn't kill anyone.
是罗杰杀的 Roger did.
他是个疯子 He's the psycho.
而我是个梦想家 I'm the visionary.
我不怪你们轻视我 I don't blame you for underestimating me.
每个人都轻视我 Everybody does.
帅气的探员 来到这儿 Fancy Fed, coming in here,
一开始就把我当成个小文员 treating me like a paper monkey from the get-go.
但其实我就是"瘦人" But I was thinman the whole time.
你知道那种感觉有多棒吗 Do you have any idea how good that felt?
不知道 变态 我还真不知道 No, sicko, I can't say that I do.
是啊 帅哥是不会知道 Yeah, pretty boy doesn't know
被人无视是什么感觉 what it's like to feel invisible --
在一个只有三百人的小镇长大 To grow up in a town of 300 people
但是从没有人注意过你 and nobody sees you.
他们看不见我们 They didn't see us.
那么 你俩是怎么认识的 So, how did you two meet?
通过"疯子网"吗 Wackjob.Com?
不是 No.
就是两个呆子在一间空荡荡的酒吧相遇 Just a couple of schmoes in an empty bar.
我们一见如故 We hit it off.
我和罗杰 Turns out me and Rog --
居然都是阴谋论迷 we're both total conspiracy-theory junkies.
然后我们发现了"瘦人" And then we found thinman, and, bam,
于是就轰炸了整个留言板 we blew up all over the message boards.
那这算什么 变态角色扮演吗 So, what is this, then? Some sort of a twisted cosplay?
这是真人扮演 Cosreal.
发博客是很有趣 但是 You know, blogging was fun, but...
但是 让我猜猜 你们想要更多 but, let me guess, you wanted something more.
你们知道你们俩混蛋做的事 You realize what you two jackasses are doing
并没让你成为"瘦人" doesn't make you thinman.
你们只能算是模仿犯 It makes you copycat killers.
我就是"瘦人" It makes me thinman.
而你没办法告诉别人我不是 And you're not telling anyone I'm not,
因为你马上就要死透了 'cause you'll be too dead to talk.
好戏开场 Show time.
你俩真是幸运 You two are lucky ducks.
你们是我们目前为止最好的视频的主演 You're the stars of our best video yet.
等视频疯传 And when it goes viral,
大家都会知道"瘦人"是真的 everyone will know thinman's real.
准备 开拍 And...action!
等下 别别别 不要 Wait, no, no, no. Don't!
哈里 Harry...
他踢到了我 这是报复 Oh, he got me! He got me back!
现在是史酷比时刻 混蛋 It's scooby-doo time, douche bag.
史酷比·杜 美国动画片角色
脱下面具 Take off the mask.
我知道你不是瘦人 I know you're not thinman.
你只是个"咪咪" You're just a "me-me""
艾德 应该是弥母Ed, it's pronounced meme.
文化传播中起基因作用的媒介 泛指模仿者
可拼写是M-E-M-E It's spelled M-E-M-E, though.
第二个E不发音 The second "E" is silent. Yeah.
你只是个咪咪 是个人类弥母 You're a me-me -- a-a man-meme,
是我创造了你 and I invented you.
多谢赐教 Good to know.
我热爱经典 艾德 I'm a lover of the classics, Ed.
我们正处于《弗兰肯斯坦》式的情节中 And what we have here is a "Frankenstein" situation.
你居然是我的创造者 I mean, wow, the creator.
我们本打算放你们中的一人一条生路 I mean, we... we were gonna let one of you guys live
来传颂我们的故事 to tell our story.
可现在 But now,
只要你们都死了 就没人能证明 once you two are dead, there'll be no proof
瘦人是你们的创造 that thinman was your brainchild.
不 No.
别开枪 不 不要 Wait, no! No! No!
不 冲我来吧 No, look. Look at me.
都是我的错 This is all my fault.
行吗 都是我的错 Okay? It's all my fault.
我枪里的子弹足够弄死你们俩了 I got enough bullets for both of you.
-现场搞定了吗 -是啊 - So, are we good in there? - Yeah.
瘦人的录像加上我摆放尸体的方式 With the thinman footage and the way I set the bodies,
应该有足够的线索让别人以为 there should be enough breadcrumbs to make it look
是两个疯子同归于尽 like those two psychos offed each other.
他们只是凡人 伙计 They were just people, man.
他们不是恶魔 也不是怪物 They weren't... demons. They weren't monsters.
他们 只是该死的凡人 They... were just frickin' people.
是啊 就像我说过的 人很变态 Yeah, well, like I said, people are sick.
那么 我们没事了吧 S-so... are we cool?
我想我们不会和好如初了 I don't think we ever will be.
我们做出了弥补 I mean, you know, we made it right.
我们打败了那些家伙 We, uh -- we beat the guys.
这可是我们抓鬼特工队东山再起的好机会 This could be our shot to start the old ghostfacers again.
我跟你来这是为了解决瘦人的问题 I came here with you to finish this thing with thinman.
我不是想结束一个篇章 艾德 I wasn't just closing a chapter, Ed.
我是要结束这整本书 It was the whole dang book.
可你刚救了我的命 But you saved my life back there.
我杀了人 艾德 I killed a guy, Ed.
他是个坏蛋 哈里 He was a bad guy, Harry.
他也是个人 艾德 He was a guy, Ed.
太多人因为你的谎言丧命 Too many people have died 'cause of your crap.
我的谎言还不是为了我们 I've done all this crap for us.
我不知道为什么你看不出来 I-I don't know why you don't see that.
不 不 No. No.
你是为了自己 You did this for you.
艾德 我可以原谅很多事 Ed, there's a lot of things I can forgive,
但这事我无法原谅 but this isn't one of them.
那我们怎么办 So, what does this mean about us?
我们... It means...
一言难尽 it's complicated.
能载我一程吗 Can I get a ride from you guys?
当然 Yeah, sure.
哈里 你还好吧 Harry, you okay?
是啊 Yeah.
我是说 不好 I mean, no.
你和一个人一起混那么多年 You roll with a guy so many years,
你甚至相信他会永远和你在一起 you start to think he's always gonna be next to you.
就好像 等你老了 在门廊喝酒 like, when you're old and you're drinking on the porch,
他会坐在另一把摇椅上 he'll be in that other rocking chair.
可之后发生了些事 And then something happens,
你意识到 and you realize
另一把椅子上的人不见了 that other chair has gone empty.
懂我的意思吗 You know what I mean?
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