“修缮王阿修，请投币”
我叫破坏王，我是个坏人 My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy.
自我介绍一下 Let's see.
我身高270公分 I'm nine feet tall.
体重291公斤 I weigh 643 pounds.
脾气有点火爆 Got a little bit of a temper on me.
嘿！你动了我的树桩！ My passion bubbles very near the surface,
坦白说，不骗你 I guess, not gonna lie.
我的火气应该是随时会爆发吧
还有呢？ Anyhoo, what else?
我是破坏王，破坏是我的专长 I'm a wrecker. I wreck things. Professionally.
“我要破坏它！”
我对这事很在行 I'm very good at what I do.
说不定是最厉害的 Probably the best I know.
问题是，修理才是游戏的目的 The thing is, fixing is the name of the game.
主角都叫做阿修 Literally, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
“修缮王阿修！” Fix it, Felix!
“包在我身上！”
所以啰，那个叫阿修的家伙 So, yeah, naturally,
自然就是好人 the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy.
他就是一副好人样 He's nice enough as good guys go.
正港的修缮达人 Definitely fixes stuff really well.
“好人公寓”
要能继承你老爸的万能槌 But if you've got a magic hammer from your father,
任谁也可以很厉害吧？ how hard can it be?
“呦喝！”
如果他是个普通木工 If he was a regular contractor carpenter guy,
我保证我破坏的速度绝对快过他 I guarantee you would not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly.
“修理完成”
阿修把房子修好，就会得到奖牌 And when Felix does a good job, he gets a medal.
“阿修”
但很会破坏东西，能拿奖牌吗？ But are there medals for wrecking stuff really well?
我只能说“想得美” To that I say, "Ha!"
免谈，门都没有 And, no, there aren't.
“第1关过关”
30年前
我干这行30年了 Thirty years I've been doing this
看尽许多游戏来来去去 and I've seen a lot of other games come and go.
有点伤感 Kind of sad.
挺想念小行星游戏那群人 I think about all those guys from Asteroids.
作古了！ Boom! Gone.
“蜈蚣”呢？ Centipede?
谁知道那家伙在哪？ Who knows where that guy is, you know?
没被游乐场淘汰就该庆幸偷笑了 Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at. I'm very lucky.
只是… It's just, I got to say,
越来越难热衷工作 it becomes kind of hard to love your job
当你得不到认同的时候 when no one seems to like you for doing it.
现今
没人客了，游乐场打烊了 All clear! The arcade is closed!
Shoryuken!
累死了，你要去酒吧吗？ What a day! You want to head to Tappers, Ken?
你请客就去 If you're buying, buddy.
“修缮王阿修，请投币”
收工了 Quitting time!
怎么说呢，若下班后情况有所改变 I don't know. Maybe I wouldn't be feeling this way
我就不会如此泄气 if things were different after work.
干得好，各位 But it is what it is. Good job, everyone!
阿修和好人公寓住户回他们家 Felix and the Nicelanders go hang out in their homes
他刚修好的家，然而… which he's just fixed, and everyone, you know...
他们有家可回，而我的家… They go to their homes, I go to mine
碰巧是个垃圾堆 which happens to be a dump.
我说”垃圾堆”，并不是夸饰法 And when I say "a dump," I don't mean like a shabby place.
而是指真正的垃圾堆 I mean an actual dump,
大家丢垃圾、堆瓦砾的地方 where the garbage goes and a bunch of bricks and smashed building parts...
这就是…我所谓的家 That's what I call home.
我不该常发牢骚的 I guess I can't bellyache too much.
我有砖块，我还有树桩 I got my bricks, I got my stump.
看起来不舒适 It looks uncomfortable.
但还过得去，我很好 It's actually fine. I'm good.
可是，如果要我说实话 But if I'm really honest with myself...
看见阿修受到大家的爱戴 I see Felix up there getting patted on the back,
大家送派给他，感谢他 people are giving him pie and thanking him
总是很高兴见到他 and so happy to see him all the time.
有时我觉得 Sometimes I think...
天啊，当好人一定很棒 Man, it sure must be nice being the good guy.
“坏蛋互助会，每场游戏坏到底”
感谢分享，破坏王 Nice share, Ralph.
同为反派，我们感同身受 As fellow bad guys, we've all felt what you're feeling
但我们早就认命了 and we've come to terms with it.
真的？ - Really?
换我 - Right here.
我是桑吉尔夫，我是反派 I am Zangief. I am bad guy.
嗨，桑吉尔夫 - Hi, Zangief! - Hi, Zangief.
我懂你，破坏王 I relate to you, Ralph.
我低潮时 When I hit bottom,
我正用巨体粉碎大绝招 I was crushing man's skull
打爆一个人的头 like sparrow egg between my thighs.
我自问 And I think, "Why do you have to be so bad, Zangief?"
“桑吉尔夫，你干嘛那么坏？”
“怎么不学学好人？” "Why can't you be more like good guy?"
然后我想通了 Then I have moment of clarity.
如果桑吉尔夫变好人 If Zangief is good guy,
那谁来施展大绝招，打爆人头呢？ who'll crush man's skull like sparrow's egg between thighs?
于是我说：桑吉尔夫，你是反派 And I say, "Zangief, you are bad guy",
“但不代表你是坏蛋” "but this does not mean you are 'bad' guy."
好，歹势，我听不懂 Right. I'm sorry. You lost me there.
僵尸，反派 - Zombie! Bad guy! - Hi, Zombie.
嗨，僵尸 Hi, Zombie.
桑吉尔夫是说 Zangief saying
身份不能让你快乐 labels not make you happy.
好也罢，坏也罢 Good! Bad!
你得爱你自己 You must love you.
没错，要发自内心 - Yeah! Inside here!
好 - Yes.
好，小心小心，滴下来了 Okay. All right, I get you. Watch out. It's dripping.
我问你，破坏王 Question, Ralph.
我们邀你参加坏蛋互助会好几年了 We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now
今晚你首度现身 and tonight you finally show up.
什么原因？ - Why is that?
说不上来 - I don't know.
我就是想来 I just felt like coming.
我想可能是因为… I suppose it has something to do with the fact that...
今天是我的游戏30周年纪念日 Well, today is the 30th anniversary of my game.
周年快乐，破坏王 Well, happy anniversary, Ralph.
谢谢，撒旦 Thanks, Satan.
其实是，萨丹 It's Sateen, actually.
了，但问题是 Got it. But here's the thing.
我不想再当反派了 I don't want to be the bad guy anymore.
不要跟程式过不去，破坏王 You can't mess with the program, Ralph.
你不会是要效法涡轮吧？ You're not going Turbo, are you?
涡轮？我不是想学涡轮，拜托！ Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Come on, guys!
想交朋友，就是学涡轮吗？ Is it Turbo to want a friend?
还是想得奖牌？ Or a medal?
还是偶尔吃个派？ Or a piece of pie every once in a while?
想让生命更有意义，就是涡轮吗？ Is it Turbo to want more out of life?
说的好 Yes!
破坏王，我们懂 Ralph, Ralph, we get it.
但我们改变不了命运 But we can't change who we are.
你越早认清这个事实 And the sooner you accept that,
人生跟游戏就会越快渐入佳境 the better off your game and your life will be.
嘿，享受每一关，破坏王 Hey. One game at a time, Ralph.
现在，我们一起念坏人宣言 Let's close out with
相互勉励 the Bad Guy Affirmation.
我是反派，那又怎样 I'm bad, and that's good.
变好无望，坏又何妨 I will never be good, and that's not bad.
只做自己，别无他想 There's no one I'd rather be than me.
无敌破坏王
好，大伙儿，下周见 Okay, gang, see you next week.
下周我不能带零食了 Listen, I can't do snacks next week.
保重啊，破坏王 Hang in there, Ralph.
僵尸，别忘了你的斧头，拿去 Hey, Zombie, don't forget your hatchets. There you go.
“东门，休息室，游戏中央车站”
“小精灵”
“往游戏中央车站”
靠边站，随机安检 Step aside, sir. Random security check.
随机你个头 Random my behind!
你每次都挑我 You always stop me.
我只是尽忠职守的突波保护员 I'm just a surge protector doing my job, sir.
名字？ - Name?
古墓奇兵萝拉 - Lara Croft.
名字？ - Name?
无敌破坏王 - Wreck-It Ralph!
从哪里来？ And where are you coming from?
小精灵 Pac-Man.
有无携带水果？ Did you bring any fruit with you?
没，没水果 No! No. No fruit.
好，你要去哪里？ Okay, then. Where are you heading?
修缮王阿修 Fix-It Felix Jr.
有什么要申报吗？ - Anything to declare?
我讨厌你 - I hate you.
我听多了，前进 I get that a lot. Proceed.
坏蛋来了 Bad guy coming!
快闪
如果你离开游戏 If you leave your game,
注意安全，保持警戒 stay safe, stay alert,
无论如何 and whatever you do,
别死在外面 don't die.
一旦死在你的游戏外 Because if you die outside your own game
就永远无法重生 you don't regenerate.
永远无法 Ever. Game over.
Game Over
“修缮王阿修”
“游戏被淘汰，请帮帮忙”
给你，老弟 Here you go, buddy.
很新鲜，刚从小精灵那来的 It's fresh. Straight from Pac-Man's.
保重啊，大家 Hang in there, guys.
名字？ Name?
Celebrate good times Come on!
“我们爱你，阿修”
“30周年快乐”？ "Happy 30th Anniversary"?
他们开趴没邀我？ They're having a party without me.
小精灵？他们邀请小精灵？ Pac-Man? They invited Pac-Man?
那个追樱桃、吃豆豆家伙 That cherry-chasing dot-muncher
根本不是这个游戏的成员！ isn't even part of this game!
真棒的派对，阿修 Great party, Felix.
谢谢你，朋友 Why, thank you, friend.
你该去跳支舞 Felix. You're needed on the dance floor!
修缮王阿修！ - Fix-It Felix! - Fix-It Felix!
一定是超级玛利欧 I'll bet that's Mario.
他老是装大牌迟到 Fashionably late, per the norm.
我去开门，阿修 I'll get it, Felix.
是破坏王 It's Ralph!
不，他会毁了这个派对 - He'll wreck the party!
把玻璃杯藏起来 - Hide the stemware!
快赶走他，阿修 Get rid of him, Felix.
好，我去跟他聊聊 Oh, right. I'll go talk to him.
继续玩趴，各位 Carry on, everyone.
破坏王，有什么事吗？ Ralph, can I help you?
嗨，阿修 Hey, Felix.
我只是来看看你 Just wanted to check on you.
我看到房子上空有大爆炸 I saw a big explosion or something go over the building there.
只是烟火 Oh, those were just fireworks.
烟火，好家在 Fireworks. Okay. Phewf.
有人生日或是… Somebody's birthday, or...
算是周年纪念 Well, it's more of an anniversary.
其实是我们游戏的30周年纪念 The 30th anniversary of our game, actually.
什么？是今天吗？ What? Is that today?
是啊 I know!
我真是没记性 I'm such a dummy with dates.
总之恭喜了 Anyway, congratulations.
谢谢，破坏王，也恭喜你 Thank you, Ralph. And to you, too.
提醒一下，阿修，蛋糕要谁出来了 Hi. Just a heads-up, Felix. They're bringing out the cake in a few shakes.
嗨，葛伦 - Hey, Glen.
破坏王 - Ralph.
蛋糕？我听过这玩意 Cake? Heard about this cake stuff.
但从没机会尝过 Never had it.
没见过人丢蛋糕 No one ever seems to throw it out
所以垃圾堆找不到 so it never ends up in the dump.
我从没机会尝过 I never actually tasted it.
我一直想试试蛋糕 I've always wanted to try cake.
你该不会想进来尝尝看吧？ I don't suppose you'd like to come in and have a slice, would you?
各位好 Hey-o, everybody!
我没事，我没事，好得很 I'm okay. I'm okay. Fit as a fiddle.
大家都认识破坏王吧 - Now, you all know Ralph.
晚安 - Evening.
晚安，尼尔、露西、唐、黛娜 Evening, Nell, Lucy, Don, Dana...
是狄娜 - Deanna.
老金 - Big Gene!
他为什么在这里？ Why is he here?
他只是进来吃块蛋糕 He's just here for a slice of cake.
严格来说，我也是这个游戏的要角 And I'm a big part of the game, technically speaking.
你又为什么在这，老金？ Why are you here, Gene?
瞧，蛋糕来了 Oh, look! The cake!
不是盖的，你推陈出新了，玛丽 Well, I'll be dipped. You've really outdone yourself, Mary.
瞧，我们都在上面 Oh, and look! There's all of us at the top.
每间公寓都是各住户最爱的口味 Each apartment is everyone's favorite flavor.
诺伍德是红丝绒蛋糕 Norwood's is red velvet.
太犯规了 Guilty!
露西是柠檬口味，老金是莱姆蛋糕 And lemon for Lucy, rum cake for Gene,
还有阿修 - and for Felix...
玛丽 - Hey, Mary.
我陷进去的这堆烂泥 What's the flavor of that mud
是什么口味呢？ that I'm stuck in there?
巧克力 Chocolate.
我从不喜欢巧克力 I've never been real fond of chocolate.
我哪知 Well, I did not know that.
还有一件小事 One other little thing.
我不想吹毛求疵 I hate to be picky,
但这个臭脸的家伙 but this angry little guy here...
我的蛋糕！ - My cake!
会开心一点 - ...might be a lot happier
只要把他放在上面跟大家在一起 if you put him up here with everyone else.
看到没？他笑了 See that? Look at that smile.
不，破坏王，上面没有你的位置 No, no. You see, Ralph, there's no room for you up here.
不如这样，我们挪个位子出来 What about this? We can make room.
大家轮流，很简单 Here. We could take turns. Easy.
咱们快来吃蛋糕吧 How about we just eat the cake?
等等，阿修得站在屋顶 Hang on. Felix needs to be on the roof
因为他要领取奖牌 because he's about to get his medal!
不如这次把奖牌给破坏王，如何？ Then how about we just take that medal and give it to Ralph for once?
难道这样会世界末日？ Would that be the end of the world, Gene?
你太异想天开了 Now you're just being ridiculous.
好人才能拿奖牌 Only good guys win medals,
你又不是好人 and you, sir, are no good guy.
我要的话，也可变好人 I could be a good guy if I wanted to,
也可以拿奖牌 and I could win a medal!
拿到再来跟我们谈 And when you do, come and talk to us.
那样我就能跟大家站在蛋糕上面？ Then would you finally let me be on top of the cake with you guys?
如果你拿了奖牌 If you won a medal,
我们把顶楼全让给你住 we'd let you live up here in the penthouse!
不过这是不可能的事 But it will never happen
因为你就是个 because you're just the bad guy
破坏好人公寓的坏蛋 who wrecks the building.
我才不是 No, I'm not.
你就是 Yes, you are!
我才不是 No, I'm not!
你就是 Yes, you are.
好，就这么办，我就去拿面奖牌 All right, Gene. You know what? I'm going to win a medal.
我会赢得一面奖牌 Oh, I am going to win a medal!
你们从没见过的闪亮奖牌 The shiniest medal this place has ever seen!
又闪又亮的奖牌 A medal that will be so good
会让阿修的奖牌吓到尿裤子 that it will make Felix's medals wet their pants!
晚安，谢谢你们的派对 And good night! Thank you for the party.
他是认真的吗？ - Is he serious?
哪有可能 - Oh, please!
坏人要上哪儿赢奖牌？ Where's a bad guy going to win a medal?
他当然不是认真的 Of course he's not serious.
这辈子我从没这么认真过 I've never been more serious about anything in my life.
所以我才来这里，泰柏 That's why I came straight here, Tapper.
你从没给我馊主意 You've never given me a bum steer.
快说，我这种人要上哪儿赢奖牌？ Now, come on. Where can a guy like me go and win a medal?
我想这种游戏不存在 I don't think such a game exists, Ralph.
帮帮忙，你见过世面，一定有 Oh, come on. You know people. There's got to be...
泰柏，沙士一杯 Tapper, I need a root beer.
来了，等我一下 Coming! Hold that thought.
“泰柏酒吧”
好，继续说 Okay. As you were saying.
我是说我不能又花30年 I was saying, I can't spend another 30 years
孤零零住在垃圾堆里 living alone in the garbage.
没有奖牌我不回去 I'm not going back without a medal.
我没辙 Well, I don't know what to tell you.
但或许有人把奖牌忘在店里 Maybe somebody left a medal here.
欢迎你到失物招领处去找 You're welcome to dig through the lost and found.
好，瞧瞧有什么好货 Okay, let's see what we got here.
滚！滚！快闪边 Shoo! Shoo! Go on, get out of here.
蘑菇？没用 Mushroom? No.
这是什么？没用 What is this? No.
见鬼，桑吉尔夫的裤裤，恶心 Oh, come on, Zangief! Gross.
我在干嘛？ What am I doing?
你是想怎样？ - Hey, excuse you!
我们是人类的最后希望 - We are humanity's last hope.
我们的任务是消灭所有机器飞蛾 Our mission? Destroy all Cy-Bugs.
我们是人类的最后希望 We are humanity's last hope.
你还好吧，太空小兵？ You okay there, space cadet?
我们才开张1周！ We've only been plugged in a week
每天都爬上大楼，打飞蛾 and every day it's, "Climb the building, then fight bugs."
爬上大楼，打飞蛾 "Climb the building, fight more bugs!"
好啦，听着 Yeah, yeah. Right. Look.
别碰我的工作服，太空人 Easy on the overalls, spaceman.
谁没烦恼，对吧？ It's tough all over, all right?
干嘛要打飞蛾？ And all for what?
不过是为了烂奖牌 A lousy medal?
奖牌？你赢得奖牌？ Medal? You win a medal?
对，英雄奖牌 Yeah, Medal of Heroes.
很闪亮吗？ Is it shiny?
闪亮毙了 Pretty shiny.
上面写着“英雄”？ - And it says "hero" on it? - Yeah.
你爬房子就能赢奖牌？ And you say you win it by climbing a building?
还要打飞蛾 - And fighting bugs!
对喔，打飞蛾 - Right, bugs.
有没有可能带我去你的游戏 Is there any chance I could go with you to your game
或许让我赢个奖牌？ and maybe get one of those medals?
得了吧 - Negatory.
是或许的意思吗？ - Does that mean maybe?
不行，我们部队只收… No! Look, only the bravest
最勇猛的菁英士兵 and the best serve in our corps.
飞蛾！ Bug!
我们是人类的最后希望 We are humanity's last hope.
“英雄使命” Attention!
注意，游乐场再于5分钟后营业 The arcade will open in five minutes.
请向各自的游戏报到 Please report to your games.
我的脚没感觉了 I can't feel my legs.
这些玩意是什么？ What is all this stuff?
有坏人的味道 Smells like Ralph in here.
好，游戏名称叫啥，英雄什么的 Okay. All right. What was it called again? Hero's something.
使命，英雄使命 Duty. Hero's Duty.
在那里 Oh, there it is.
歹势，Q伯特，是我破坏王 Sorry, Q*bert. It's me, Ralph.
墙壁的错 The wall.
“家庭娱乐中心，游乐场”
“营业中”
早安，孩子，进来吧 Morning, kids. Come on in.
很高兴见到你，你也是，小朋友 Good to see you. Good to see you. You, too, little fella.
投币警报！投币警报！ Quarter alert! Quarter alert!
这不是模拟训练 This is not a drill.
梦寐以求的金牌 Sweet golden medal!
投币警报
“英雄使命”
一个不知名的星球上 On a planet with no name
一项最高机密的实验出了大错 a top-secret experiment has gone horribly wrong.
你是人类的最后希望 You are humanity's last hope.
一切就绪，准备射击 Rooting-tooting, ready for shooting!
好，听着，因为我只说一次 All right. Now listen up, because I'm only going to say this once.
恐惧只是两个字，小姐们 Fear is a four-letter word, ladies.
就算吓到尿裤子也给我憋着 If you want to go pee-pee in your big-boy slacks, keep it to yourself.
该是替你老妈挣面子的时候了 It's make your mamas proud time!
我爱我老妈 I love my mama!
小心，玩家射手上场了 Heads up! First-person shooter, coming through!
喔！好酷 Robot!
Boop, boop, boop.
游戏倒数，3…2… Game play in three, two, one.
我们是人类的最后希望 We are humanity's last hope.
我们的任务？ Our mission?
消灭所有机器飞蛾 Destroy all Cy-Bugs.
准备好没，菜鸟？我们等着瞧 You ready, rookie? Let's find out.
我的妈妈咪啊！ Sweet Mother Hubbard!
不！等一下！ No, no, no! Wait a second!
机器飞蛾，十二点钟方向 Cy-Bug, twelve o'clock.
干掉它，菜鸟 Take it, newbie.
不，等等 No, no! Wait, wait!
当心，菜鸟 Watch it, rookie!
这些怪物吃什么变什么 These monsters become what they eat.
我的枪，还来 My gun! Give me that back.
射击蛋，别让他们孵化 Shoot the eggs before they hatch!
不，它们的屁屁拉出东西 Oh, no! Something's coming out of their bottom!
好恶 - Oh, gross!
马可斯基 - Markowski!
重整队形 Get back in formation!
好啦，小姐们 All right, ladies,
刚刚只是小菜几碟 the kitten whispers and tickle fights stop now.
通往实验室的入口在前方 The entrance to the lab is straight ahead.
我们里面会合 - I'll meet you guys inside!
不！ - No!
避难所！避难所！ Sanctuary! Sanctuary!
我还以为很简单 I thought this was going to be like Centipede!
电玩几时变得如此暴力恐怖？ When did video games become so violent and scary?
救我！拜托救我出去！ Please, get me out of here!
干掉她 Take her!
游戏结束
根本是抢钱 What a rip-off!
滚开，游戏结束了，住手 Get off me! It's game over. Stop it!
灯塔亮了 Beacon up!
停火，停火 Cease fire! Cease fire!
返回开始位置 Attention! Return to start positions. Return to start positions.
我来帮你，抱歉 Here, let me help you. Sorry about that.
你一定很不爽 Yeah, you must be upset.
马可斯基 - Markowski.
谁？ - Who?
是我，马可斯基 Yeah, me. I'm Markowski.
英雄使命的基本规则是什么？ What's the first rule of Hero's Duty?
不准插队、撞人、挤人？ No cuts, no butts, no coconuts?
绝不能干扰玩家射手 Never interfere with the first-person shooter.
我们的工作就是让玩家冲到顶楼 Our job is to get the gamers to the top of that building
他们就能获得奖牌 so they can get a medal, and that's it!
遵守程式，士兵 So stick to the program, soldier!
好，明白 Right. Right. Aye, aye.
投币警报！投币警报！ Quarter alert! Quarter alert!
好，小姐们，返回开始位置 All right, pussy willows. Back to start positions!
好咧，我打死不玩第二遍 Yeah, right. No way I'm going through that again.
所以奖牌放在那里？ So that's where they keep the medal?
“甜蜜冲刺”
“每日新赛车手” "New racers daily."
水喔，接着就玩这个了 Sweet! I got next game.
滚开，小鬼 Go away, kid!
我们要桃战今天的九辆赛车 We're going to play all nine of today's racers!
没错 Yeah!
歹势啦 Sorry.
“我要破坏它！”
破坏王怎么不见了？ Where's the wrecking guy?
破坏王在哪里？他该破坏房子啊 Where's Ralph? He should be wrecking the building.
遵守程式 Stick with the program.
帮帮我们，阿修！ Fix it, Felix!
包在我身上！
破坏王，就位，游戏开始了 Ralph! Quarter alert! Game on!
想点办法，阿修 Do something, Felix!
装作没事，包在我身上 Just act natural. I'll fix it.
Ralph! Ralph!
搞什么 What the...
Ralph? Ralph!
这下惨了，他在哪里？ Oh, my land! Where is he?
立瓦先生 Mr. Litwak!
丫头，怎么了？ What's the trouble, sweetheart?
这个游戏当掉了 The game's busted.
包在我身上！包在我身上！ I can fix it! I can fix it!
糟糕，游戏机好像挂掉了 Oh, boy. Looks like the game's gone cuckoo,
就像我奶奶 like my nana.
歹势，丫头，硬币还你 Sorry, sweetie. Here's your quarter back.
那这个游戏怎么办？ But what about the game?
明天我会找人修，但修不好的话 I'll have someone look at it tomorrow... But if he can't fix it, it might be time
可能破坏王和阿修就该寿终正寝了 to put old Ralph and Felix out to pasture.
就像我奶奶 Like my nana.
“故障，明天再试”
各位先生女士，我们故障了 Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of order.
阿娘喂，少了破坏王我们就完了 Sweet mercy! Without Ralph, we're doomed!
我们的插头会被拔掉 They're going to pull our plug!
好，大伙儿，冷静 Okay, everybody, calm down.
破坏王可能又在酒吧厕所睡死了 Ralph probably fell asleep in the washroom of Tapper's again.
看吧，他回来了 See? There he is now.
原来是Q伯特 Why, it's Q*bert.
邻居，你怎么来了？ What brings you here, neighbor?
他说什么？ What's he saying, Felix?
稍候，我的Q伯特语有点生疏 Stand by. My Q*bert-ese is a little rusty.
破坏王效法涡轮了 Ralph's gone Turbo!
好闪亮 Shiny.
注意，游乐场打烊了 Attention! The arcade is now closed.
有看到马可斯基吗？ Did you get a load of Markowski?
闭嘴 Shut your chew holes.
机器飞蛾 Cy-Bug.
看招 Taste it!
挺灵活的嘛，矮冬瓜 Slick Tiddlywinking, pint-size.
女士，我是阿修 I'm Fix-It Felix, Jr., ma'am.
从修缮王阿修游戏来的 From the game Fix-It Felix, Jr.
了不起 Jiminey jaminey!
那么高的解析度，你的脸 Look at that high definition. Your face!
太神奇了 It's amazing!
拍马屁充不了电，老百姓 Flattery don't charge these batteries, civilian.
有何贵干？ Now, state your business.
我在找我的同事，无敌破坏王 I'm looking for my colleague, Wreck-it Ralph?
没听过 Never heard of him.
Q伯特看见他进来这里 Well, Q*bert saw him come in here.
不可能，谁都逃不过我的眼睛 Impossible. Nothing gets past me.
塔楼有骚动 That came from the tower.
小乖蛋，借过 Nice eggs. Nice eggs!
还不算太难 Okay. That was easy.
恭喜，士兵 Congratulations, soldier.
很荣幸颁给你 It is my honor to bestow upon you
英雄奖牌 the Medal of Heroes.
好棒
棒呆了 No way!
立正 Ten-hut!
历史会长久尊崇你的勇气和牺牲 History will long revere your courage and sacrifice.
感恩啦 Well, thank you!
你在美德之石 You have etched in the rock of virtue
刻下无人能及的史迹 a legacy beyond compare.
谢了，稍息 Thanks, guys. At ease!
你是宇宙最伟大的英雄 You are the universe's greatest hero.
这群部队代表现世的化身 The living embodiment of all this corps represents.
英勇、诚信、承受压力的修行 Bravery. Integrity. Grace under pressure.
最重要的，尊严 And above all, dignity.
逃离舱启动 Escape pod activated.
别巴着我的脸 Get off my face!
小心前方！ Incoming!
破坏王 - Ralph!
机器飞蛾 - Cy-Bug!
Oh, no!
莎哟娜啦，逊咖！ Sayonara, sucker!
甜蜜冲刺？ "Sugar Rush"?
不会吧 Oh, no!
这是给小女孩玩的赛车游戏 This is that candy go-cart game
在打地鼠机旁 over by the Whac-A-Mole.
我得闪人 I got to get out of here.
不，我的奖牌 Oh, no! My medal!
不！我的奖牌！ No, no, no, no, my medal!
不，我的奖牌 No, no, my medal!
嗨，先生 Hi, mister.
哈啰 Hello.
妈啊，吓死我了，小鬼 Man, you scared me, kid.
我差点尿裤子 I nearly soiled myself.
你叫什么名字？ What's your name?
破坏王，无敌破坏王 Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph.
你不属于这个游戏，对吧？ You're not from here, are you?
对，我不属于这一区 No, well, yeah. I mean, not from right in this area.
我只是来打工 I'm just doing some work here.
哪种工？ What kind of work?
糖果树修剪工作 Some routine candy tree trimming.
你最好让开 You probably want to stand back.
事实上，我们工作时 In fact, this whole area
整个区域要净空的 is technically closed while we're trimming.
谁是“我们”？ - Who's "we"?
糖果树管理部 - Candy tree department.
其他人在哪里？ Where is everybody else?
今天只有我 It's just me today.
所以你就是我们？ So you just meant like the royal "we"?
对，没错 Yep. That's right.
你是流浪汉吗？ Hey, are you a hobo?
不，我不是 No. I'm not a hobo,
但我现在很忙，好吗？ but I am busy.
你快回家 Okay? So you go home.
你说什么？听不清楚 What's that? Didn't hear you.
你口臭让我耳朵都麻了 Your breath is so bad it made my ears numb.
听着，我对你很客气了 Listen, I tried to be nice.
我对你很客气了 I tried to be nice.
你在模仿我 - You're mimicking me.
你在模仿我 - You're mimicking me!
- Okay. - Okay.
真没礼貌 That is rude, and this conversation is over.
谈话到此结束 And this conversation is over.
如果我是你 I wouldn't grab that branch
我不会碰那根树枝 if I were you.
我是糖果树管理部来的 I'm from the candy tree department,
我知道 so I know what...
是双条纹 It's a double stripe.
双条纹的会断掉，傻瓜 Double stripes break. Guh-doy!
嘿，你的手为何那么大？ Why are your hands so freakishly big?
不知道，你为何那么惹人厌？ I don't know. Why are you so freakishly annoying?
你怎么… Why are you so freakishly...
我的妈妈咪呀！ Sweet mother of monkey milk!
一枚金币！ A gold coin!
想都别想，那是我的 Don't even think about it. That is mine.
跟你比赛 - Race you for it! - Hey!
我不用跟你比赛 I don't have to race for it
因为那是我的 because it's mine!
双条纹 - Double stripe!
回来 - Come back here!
我赢了 - The winner!
快还给我 - Give it back! Give it!
双条纹 Double stripe.
谢谢你 Thank you!
等等，我们讲讲道理 Wait! Let me talk to you for one second.
好吧，我不是糖果树管理部的人 Okay. Here's the thing. I'm not from the candy tree department.
骗小孩！厚脸皮，破坏王 Lying to a child. Shame on you, Ralph.
但奖牌的事没骗你 But I wasn't lying about the medal.
的确是我的 That is my medal!
所以我才会爬树 That's why I was climbing the tree.
是我的奖牌 It's mine!
对我很重要 It's precious to me.
可以让我过更好的生活 That thing is my ticket to a better life.
对，但现在是我的了 Yeah, well, now it's my ticket.
什么？ - What the...
再会啦，大块头 - See you, chump!
快回来，我会找到你 Come back! I'll find you!
我会找到你 I will find you!
双条纹 Double stripe!
你躲不了的 Nowhere to hide!
他大摇大摆地在这里横冲直撞 Yeah, he banged around in here like some kind of hot shot,
然后疯狂冲向那个小游戏 then he went barreling down into that sweet little game
“甜蜜冲刺” like a crazy person.
甜蜜冲刺 "Sugar Rush."
机器飞蛾会吃掉那个游戏 Cy-Bugs would chew up that game
速度比扑食一笼断腿鸡的老鹰还快 faster than a chicken hawk in a coop of crippled roosters.
听拢呒 - What was that, now?
你是智障吗？ - What are you, thick?
那艘太空梭上有一只飞蛾 There was a Cy-Bug on that shuttle!
你知道什么是飞蛾吗？ Do you even know what a Cy-Bug is?
不知道，女士 I can't say that I do, ma'am.
机器飞蛾就像病毒 Cy-Bugs are like a virus.
它们不知道自己在游戏里 They don't know they're in a game.
它们只会吃、杀、繁殖 All they know is eat, kill, multiply.
若没灯塔阻止 Without a beacon to stop them,
它们会吞噬甜蜜冲刺游戏 they'll consume Sugar Rush.
你想它们在那里会罢手吗？ But do you think they'll stop there?
会 - Yes!
错啦！ - Wrong!
病毒不会罢手 Viruses do not stop!
一旦机器飞蛾毁掉甜蜜冲刺 Once those Cy-Bugs finish off Sugar Rush,
它们就会入侵其他各个游戏 they'll invade every other game until this arcade
直到这间游乐场变得一片死寂 is nothing but a smoking husk of forgotten dreams.
可哈，我的巡航员 Kohut! My cruiser.
老天，她一向这么火爆？ Jeepers. Is she always this intense?
不是她的错 It's not her fault.
她被设定有最悲惨的背景故事 She's programmed with the most tragic back-story ever.
某天，她没有检查周边 The one day she didn't do a perimeter check...
她的结婚日 Her wedding day.
等等，女士，我跟你去 Wait, ma'am! I'm going with you.
甭想了，矮冬瓜 Like fun you are, short stack.
死在你的游戏外就不能重生 If you die outside your game, you don't regenerate.
你也是，女士 Well, neither do you, ma'am.
我的职责就是 And it is my job to fix
修好破坏王砸烂的东西 what Ralph wrecks.
我不能要求你 And I cannot ask you
冒生命危险替他收烂摊子 to risk your life cleaning up his mess.
我心意已决，女士，我跟你走 No flex on this one, ma'am. I am coming along with you.
“通往甜蜜冲刺”
“起点”
“太妃妲”
甜蜜冲刺的市民们 Citizens of Sugar Rush...
正好赶上 Just in time.
为我们的统治者喝采，糖果王 All hail our rightful ruler, King Candy.
各位好，我忠诚的子民 Hello, my royal subjects!
嗑点糖果 Have some candy!
优格比尔，谢谢你的热烈开场 Thank you for that stirring introduction, Sour Bill.
也谢谢今天的选手 And thank you to today's avatars.
今天是赛车的好日子 It was a wonderful day of racing. It was.
但现在游乐场关闭了 But now the arcade is closed,
该重新比赛决定我们的新名单 so it's time to wipe the slate clean and race to decide our new roster.
“每日新赛车手，选择你的车”
最先到达终点的九辆车 The first nine racers across that finish line
会成为明天甜蜜冲刺的选手 will represent Sugar Rush as tomorrow's avatars!
比赛！比赛！比赛！ Race! Race! Race!
好，稍安勿躁 Okay, calm down.
听着 Listen!
大家都知道参加这比赛要付费 This event is pay-to-play. We all know this.
参赛费是从你的获胜奖金中 The fee to compete is one gold coin
扣一枚金币 from your previous winnings,
像我就有获胜奖金 if you've ever won, which I have.
我当第一棒 Let me go first!
“1号车手，糖果王”
糖果王！ King Candy!
太妃妲羊奶轧糖 Taffyta Muttonfudge!
要甜喔！ Stay sweet!
蜂蜜冬季甜品 Adorabeezle Winterpop.
椰丝橘子甜汤 Gloyd Orangeboar!
小偷，等我找到那个捣蛋鬼 Little stealer! Wait till I catch that brat.
薄荷查奇，雪衣彩虹糖 Minty Zaki. Snowanna Rainbeau.
甜心福乐奶油，欢乐融冰冰 Rancis Fluggerbutter. Jubileena Bing-Bing.
雪柔马奇拉 Swizzle Malarkey.
烛光仙蜜 Candlehead.
优格比尔，最后一个是谁？ Sour Bill, who's that last one?
云妮露几史威兹 Vanellope von Schweetz!
帅啦，我能比赛了 Yippee! I'm in the race!
云妮露？ Vanellope?
那个突波 The Glitch!
大家冷静 Now, now!
一切安好，警卫！ Everything is all right! Security!
过来，丫头 Come here, kid!
我们不会伤害你，小怪胎 We're not going to hurt you, you little freak!
给我回来 Get back here!
慢点，跑慢点 Slow down! Slow down a little bit.
你！快把奖牌还我 You! Give me back my medal right now!
老天 - Boy!
快逃 - Go!
那是啥？ What is that?
快点，逃啊，快滚 Come on! Go! Roll!
小心，你在干嘛？ Careful! What are you doing?
回来 Come back here!
我动不了 I can't move!
逮到他了 Now we got him!
太好了，警察杯杯，她往那里逃了 Oh, good, the cops. She went that way!
别动 - Hold still!
制伏他 - Take that!
你们在干嘛？ What are you doing?
好，各位 Okay, folks.
冷静，一切安好 Calm down! Everything's all right.
抓到怪兽了 The monster's been caught!
我们会修补所有损坏 We'll repair all the damage.
别担心，在游乐场开门前会比赛 Don't worry. We will have our race before the arcade opens.
我能比赛，好耶 And I'm in it. Yes!
我才不要跟突波比赛 There's no way that I am racing with a glitch.
甜心，烛光仙蜜，跟我来 Rancis, Candlehead, come on.
优格比尔，那个突波不准比赛 Sour Bill, that glitch cannot be allowed to race!
还有把那大块头带来我的城堡 And bring that thing to my castle.
两位，她偷走… Guys! She took...
Or-e-oh Oreo!
Or-e-oh.
优格比尔，扯下这怪兽的糖衣 Sour Bill, de-taffify this monster
来瞧瞧他是什么东东 so we can see what we're up against here.
好 Mm-kay.
我的牛奶老天，是无敌破坏王？ Milk my duds! It's Wreck-It Ralph?
对，你是谁？那个卖甜甜圈的？ Yeah. Who are you, the guy that makes the donuts?
拜托，我是糖果王 Please. No. I'm King Candy!
看得出你很爱粉红色 I see you're a fan of pink.
是橘色，差很多耶 Salmon. Salmon, that's obviously...
你来这里干嘛？ What are you doing here?
糖果陛下，这是一场重大误会 Look, Your Candiness, this is just a big misunderstanding.
帮我把杯子蛋糕弄掉 Just get me out of this cupcake,
我拿回我的奖牌就走人 I'll get my medal, and I'll be out of your way.
你的奖牌？坏人赢不了奖牌 Your medal? Bad guys don't win medals.
我就赢了 Well, this one did.
我在“英雄使命”里拿到的 I earned it over in Hero's Duty.
你也在搞穿越？ You game-jumped?
破坏王，你不是学涡轮吧？ Ralph, you're not going Turbo, are you?
什么？才没有 What? No, no.
如果你以为能侵占我的王国 Because if you think you can come in here to my kingdom
接管我的游戏 and take over my game,
你是做你的大头梦 you've got another thing coming!
别激动，陛下 Easy, Your Puffiness.
都怪你的玉米糖囝仔偷我的奖牌 It's not my fault one of your children of the candy corn stole my medal.
玉米糖囝仔？ "Children of the candy corn"? Who'd...
是突波 The Glitch!
她为了参赛卖掉的硬币 The coin she used to buy her way into the race.
是你的奖牌？ That was your medal?
她卖掉了？我要拿回来 She did what? I need that back!
恐怕我帮不上你，没了 Well, I'm afraid I can't help you. It's gone, you know.
现在变成电脑代号了 It's nothing but code now.
除非最后有人赢得奖杯才能取回 It will stay that way until someone wins the cup at the end of the race.
那或许我会跟赢家小聊一下 Maybe I'll have to have a little talk with the winner then.
我是嗅到威胁吗？ Is that a threat I smell?
显然你深受口臭之苦 Beyond the halitosis you so obviously suffer from.
听着，饼干王，没拿回奖牌我不走 Listen, Nilly-Wafer, I'm not leaving without my medal!
你非走不可 Yes, you are.
甜甜圈兄弟，把他弄出杯子蛋糕 Wynnchel, Duncan, get him out of that cupcake
送他去搭第一班回程车 and on the first train back home.
要是再让我看到你，无敌破坏王 If I ever see you here again, Wreck-It Ralph,
我会把你关进我的糖窖 I'll lock you in my fungeon.
“糖窖”？ Fungeon?
糖果地窖，这是造字游戏 Fun dungeon, you know? It's a play on words.
It's the...
算了，我有突波要对付，多亏你咧 Never mind! I've got a glitch to deal with, thanks to you.
掰了，无敌破坏王，不幸会 Goodbye, Wreck-it Ralph! It hasn't been a pleasure.
这玩意跟石头一样硬 This thing is hard as a rock.
还用你说 I can see that.
拿工具 - Get the tools.
什么工具？ - What tools?
给我安静 Quiet, you!
什么？不要 What? No!
放轻松，大块头 - Take it easy, big boy!
别碰我 - Stay away from me!
他逃走了 He's getting away!
赶快，召唤邪肉狗 Quick! Call out the Devil Dogs.
巧克力，我讨厌巧克力 Chocolate. I hate chocolate!
我要拿回我的奖牌 I got to get my medal back.
冠军车手会获得全部赌注 The pot goes to the winning racer!
小鬼们，能借一步说话吗？ Hey, kids! Can I talk to you for a second?
“废弃物堆积场”
你们好，赛车同伴 Hello, fellow racers!
是那个可恶的小强盗 It's that little crumb snatcher.
太妃妲，甜心，你们气色真好 Candlehead, Taffyta, Rancis, you're looking well.
我顺道来看比赛 Came by to check out the competition?
闪亮登场，我的爱车 Well, here it is, the Lickety-Split!
好阳春，看起来像她自己组装的 Sheesh. Looks like she built it herself.
我自己组装的 I built it myself.
打地鼠机以西最快的车子，很赞吧 Fastest pedal-power west of the Whac-A-Mole. Check her out.
云妮露，超有你的Fu Oh, Vanellope, it's so... You.
但你得退出比赛 But you have to back out of the race. Yeah.
不，我付报名费了，也在名单上 Oh, no, I don't, because I paid my fee and I'm on the board...
所以我一定要出赛 So, yeah, I'm definitely racing.
可是糖果王说突波不能参赛 Yeah, well, King Candy says glitches can't race.
我不是突波，太妃妲 I'm not a glitch, Taffyta.
我只是画素不稳 I've just got pixslexia, okay?
云妮露，规则有其理由 The rules are there for a reason, Vanellope.
为了保护我们，换作是你 To protect us. Say I'm you.
我开着我的古怪小车 I'm in my weird little car and I'm driving
总算感觉挺酷的 and I actually feel kind of cool for once.
接着突然，糟了 And then, all of a sudden, oh, no.
我有突波了 I'm glitching!
看吧，你是不定时炸弹 - Hey! - See? You're an accident just waiting to happen.
不，我也有突波了 Oh, no! I glitched, too!
真过分 Uncool.
住手，快停，你们弄坏了 Stop it! Stop! You're breaking it!
拜托 Please!
我也想跟你们一样比赛 I just want to race like you guys.
你永远无法参赛 You will never be a racer
因为你是个突波 because you're a glitch.
一辈子都是突波 And that's all you'll ever be!
别欺负她 Hey! Leave her alone!
快闪人 Let's get out of here!
滚，满口烂牙的讨厌鬼 Scram, you rotten little cavities!
看我把你们丢进烂泥里 Before I throw you in the mud!
你在看什么？ What are you looking at?
不客气，你这臭小偷 You're welcome, you rotten little thief.
我不是小偷 I'm not a thief!
我是借用你的金币 I just borrowed your stupid coin.
等我赢了比赛 I was going to give it back to you
就会还给你 as soon as I won the race.
那不是金币，是奖牌 It's not a coin. It is a medal.
金币或奖牌，随便啦 Coin, medal, whatever.
回到你的蠢游戏再赢一枚啰 Just go back to your own dumb game and win another one.
不行，那不是在我的游戏里赢来的 I can't. I didn't win it in my game.
在“英雄使命”赢的 I won it in Hero's Duty.
英雄屎命？ Hero's Doodie?
不是那个屎 It's not that kind of duty.
踏进一个叫做英雄屎命的游戏 I bet you really got to watch where you step
走路都得小心！ in a game called Hero's Doodie!
你怎么拿到奖牌的？擦屁股？ What did you win the medal for, wiping?
希望你有洗过手 I hope you washed your hands after you handled that medal.
听着 - Listen!
还有，还有 - One more, one more.
为什么英雄要冲马桶？ Why did the hero flush the toilet?
问为什么 - Say "why."
为什么？ - Why?
因为这是他的屎命 Because it was his doodie!
你竟然侮辱英雄使命 How dare you insult Hero's Duty?
真是太过分 You little guttersnipe!
奖牌是我赢来的 I earned that medal
你最好马上还给我，小姐！ and you better get it back for me toot-sweet, sister!
除非你脖子那堆肥肉里 Well, unless you've got a go-cart
藏着一部卡丁车 hidden in the fat folds of your neck,
否则我也帮不了你 I can't help you!
真是个傻瓜 What a moron.
天才，那是硬糖，打不碎的 Hey, genius! It's a jawbreaker. You're never going to break...
继续闹脾气吧，大婴儿？ Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?
别来烦我 Leave me alone.
你想要奖牌，对吧？ Look, you want that medal, right?
而我想要比赛 And I want to race.
我们这样吧 So here's what I'm thinking.
你帮我弄辆新车 You help me get a new cart...
真正的车 A real cart...
我赢得比赛 And I'll win the race
拿回你的奖牌 and get you back your medal.
你要我帮你？ You want me to help you?
你只需要帮我砸坏些东西 All you got to do is break something for me.
来吧，怎样？好朋友？ Come on. What do you say, friend?
我不是你的朋友 We are not friends.
好吧，伙伴，你这家伙 Oh, come on, pal. You son of a gun.
来吧，兄弟，一言为定 Come on, buddy. Let's shake on it.
来吧，好啦 Come on, chumbo.
破坏王，好兄弟，好兄弟 Ralph, my man. My main man.
Hey!
我的手都酸了，到底好不好啦？ My arm's getting tired. Do we have a deal or not?
你一定得赢 You better win.
我只能说，你朋友不亏叫作破坏王 Well, I'll say this much, they don't call your friend "Wreck-It" for nothing.
找到太空梭 There's the shuttle.
他在里面吗？ Is he in there?
不，算他好运 Nope. Lucky for him.
否则我会把他的尸体打醒 Otherwise I would have slapped his corpse.
也没有机器飞蛾 No Cy-Bug, either.
必须在它下臭蛋前找到 Got to find it before it lays its filthy eggs.
这里的空气飘满糖粒 It came this way,
怪糖浆塞住我的感应器 but the sugar particles in the atmosphere.
什么都读不到 Can't get a read on it.
所以这个破坏小丑怎么了？ So what is it with this Wreck-It joker?
他为什么开小差？ Why did he go AWOL?
我知道就好了，女士 I wish I knew, ma'am.
他昨晚表现得怪里怪气 He was acting all squirrelly last night...
嚷着说要蛋糕和奖牌 Going on about cake and medals...
但我没想到他会仿效涡轮 But I never thought he'd go Turbo.
仿效涡轮？ "Go Turbo"?
对，你们刚来不知道 That's right, you guys just got plugged in.
这间游乐场刚开幕时 Well, back when the arcade first opened,
“涡轮时代”是最夯的游戏 Turbo Time was by far the most popular game.
而涡轮… - And Turbo...
涡轮棒！ - Turbo-tastic!
他喜欢成为焦点 - He loved the attention.
涡轮棒！ - Turbo-tastic!
后来，当“公路狂飙”安装好 So, when RoadBlasters got plugged in
夺走了涡轮时代的光彩 and stole Turbo's thunder...
新游戏，好耶 New game. All right!
他很嫉妒 Boy, was he jealous.
嫉妒到背弃他的游戏 So jealous that he abandoned his game
试图霸占新游戏 and tried to take over the new one.
这些图案漂亮到不行 These are the greatest graphics I've ever seen!
超酷的
涡轮棒！ Turbo-tastic!
那是…看起来像涡轮 Hey. Is that... That looks like Turbo.
涡轮来这个游戏干嘛？太扯了 What's Turbo doing in this game? Come on!
立瓦先生 Mr. Litwak!
涡轮最后搞得 Turbo ended up
两个游戏和他自己都… putting both games and himself
永远故障了 out of order, for good.
对，自私鬼就像好高骛远的癞皮狗 Yes, the selfish man is like a mangy dog chasing a cautionary tale.
我懂，是啊 I know, right?
所以我得找回破坏王 That's why I have to get Ralph home
否则我的游戏会旧戏重演 or the same thing's gonna happen to my game.
这是什么？ What is this?
一巧克力流沙？ 一流沙？ - "Nesquik Sand"? - Quicksand?
“危险！” “巧克力流沙”
我跳上去让你抓到藤蔓 Oh, I'll hop out and grab you one of those vines.
我不能跳，跳不起来，没望了 I can't hop. I'm hop-less. This is hopeless!
我们会淹死在这里 We're going to drown here.
别拍打和扭动 Stop thrashing. Stop moving.
你会害我们沉得更快 You're making us sink faster.
我们快死了！ We're going to die!
你自制一下 Get ahold of yourself!
那些藤蔓是爱笑太妃糖 The vines. They're Laffy Taffy.
只要好笑它们就会接近 They're attracted to whatever makes them laugh.
来，再K我一次 Here, hit me again.
不够好笑，大力点 That's not funny enough. Harder!
但你是好人，我下不了手 Look, you're a nice guy. I can't...
不，女士，这间游乐场就靠我们了 No, ma'am! The arcade is depending on us.
发挥你的本事，我命令你 Now do your duty. That's an ord...
有效了，再K一次 It's working! Hit me again.
你的眼睛 Your eye.
包在我身上！ I can fix it. Now...
太痛快了，再K！ San Fran-tastic! Again!
你下手真狠啊 You mean business!
哇哩咧卡好 Yikes on bikes!
我们快笑死它们了 We're... killing... them!
出运了！ Comedy gold!
好，少放电了 All right, enough with the goo-goo eyes.
我们有正事要办 We've got work to do.
走吧！ Let's go.
我们追丢机器飞蛾了 We lost the Cy-Bug.
空气比较清晰了 Come on. We'll get a better view from the air.
你能修好太空梭吗？ You think you can fix that shuttle?
我能搞定 Can do.
“赛车烘房”
突波禁止进入
好，挥挥拳头，把门砸开 All right, do your thing, knuckles. Bust it open!
要干啥？你真是干尽坏事 What's this? You're a full-on criminal, aren't you?
我们约定好的 Hey, we shook on it.
有劳你了 Thank you, Jeeves.
这是什么地方？车子在哪里？ What is this place? Where are the carts?
咱们得做一台 You gotta make one.
什么？不行 What? No, no.
听着，馊主意，相信我 Look, kid, bad idea. Trust me.
我不做东西，我砸东西 I don't make things. I break things.
看来你得转性不可了 Well, it looks like you're going to be stepping outside
“选择你的车” your comfort zone, then, Gladys.
这个好 This is a good one!
欢迎来到烘房，来烘烤车子吧 Welcome to the bakery! Let's bake a kart!
干嘛，又是游戏？ What is this, another game?
对，是赛前游戏 Yeah, well, it's a mini-game.
你有1分钟赢得车子 You have one minute to win it.
什么？ - What?
快来，破坏王！ - Come on, Ralph!
开始，混合 Go! Mixing.
把成分放入碗中，扔掉废物 Put the ingredients in the bowl and throw away the trash.
梳子，不对 Hairbrush. No!
内裤，不对！你全拿错了 Underpants. No, no! You're getting all the wrong stuff, kid.
我尽力了 I'm trying!
我只好上阵了，这需要 Let me up there. I'll do it. No. Yes.
好恶，牛奶，这需要 Gross. Milk. Yes, yes, yes.
捣碎 Batter up!
快点，别偷懒 Come on! No sleeping on the job!
烘烤，加温，保持理想温度 Baking! Pump up the heat and hold the perfect temperature.
破坏王，帮个忙 Ralph, a little help here?
这就来 I'm on it.
没问题，这交给我 Yeah, no problem. Give me this thing here.
很好，温度再高一点 Okay, good. Little more.
没错，继续… Yeah, that's it! Hold it, hold it, hold it.
最佳温度
继续，好耶！ Yes! Come on.
快起来，还剩15秒 Get up, Ralph! Fifteen seconds!
装饰 - Decorating!
先是轮子 - Wheels first.
几个？ - How many?
四个，废话 - Four, doy!
明白啦 Got it.
现在加糖霜，大量的糖霜 Now frosting. A buttload of frosting!
没问题 No problem.
时间到，恭喜 Time's up! Congratulations.
你成功了，这是你的车子 You did it, and here's your cart!
听着，小鬼，我警告过你 Look, kid... I tried to warn you.
我不做东西，我砸东西 I can't make things. I just break...
我喜欢 I love it.
真的？ You do?
我喜欢 I love it.
我爱死了！ I love it! I love it! I love it!
你看，有真正的引擎 Look, it's got a real engine!
看这些轮子 And look at these wheels.
我喜欢，我终于有专业的车子了 I love it! I finally have a real cart!
来吧，这种杰作一定要签名 Come on. A work of art like this must be signed.
奶油泡芙 Cream puffs.
面包老爹通报 This is Beard Papa.
那个突波在烘房，快接糖果王 The Glitch is in the bakery! Get me King Candy!
“云妮露和破坏王的杰作”
什么？你有牙齿？ Oh, what? You have teeth?
我之前没看过你笑 I don't think I've ever seen you smile before.
我没在笑，我是胀气 I'm not smiling. I was... I'm gassy, okay?
不准动，突波 Hold it right there, Glitch!
还有无敌破坏王？ And Wreck-It Ralph?
开车，开车 Start the cart! Start the cart!
你发什么呆？快走 What are you waiting for? Come on. Let's go!
我不会开真正的车子 I don't know how to drive a real cart.
你不会啥？ You don't what?
陛下，您受伤了吗？ Are you hurt, Sire?
不，只是被糖汁喷到，去抓他们 No, he just glazed me. Get them!
通过 Gangway!
快停，以王之名，就是老子我 Stop, in the name of the king! That's me!
离开道路 Get off the road!
前往健怡可乐山 Head for Diet Cola Mountain!
开进墙里 - Drive into the wall!
什么？ - What?
那里，在两根无糖棒棒糖之间 Right there, between the two sugar-free lollipops!
你疯了吗？ - Are you crazy?
冲就对了 - Just do it!
他们去哪里了？应该是转弯了 Where did they go? They should have just turned.
找出那个突波，毁掉那辆车 Find that glitch! Destroy that cart!
她不准参赛 She can't be allowed to race!
让我搞清楚，你不懂得开车 So let me get this straight. You don't know how to drive.
话不能说死 Well, no, not technically.
我以为… - I just thought that...
你以为怎样？ - What did you think?
“我会神奇地赢得比赛” "Oh, I'll just magically win the race"
“只因为我真的很想赢” "just because I really want to!"
少自作聪明，我知道我是车手 Look, wise guy. I know I'm a racer.
我能感应到我的程式 I can feel it in my code.
完了，我永远拿不回奖牌了 That's it! I'm never getting my medal back.
那个烂奖牌到底有啥大不了？ What is the big whoop about that crummy medal anyway?
大不了？ The big whoop?
你听了会吓到，但在我的游戏中 Well, this may come as a shock to you, but in my game,
我是坏人，住在垃圾堆 I'm the bad guy and I live in the garbage.
酷喔 - Cool.
才不酷 - No. Not cool.
肮脏、寂寞又闷爆 Unhygienic and lonely and boring.
那个烂奖牌会让一切改观 And that crummy medal was going to change all that.
我脖上挂着那个宝贝回去 I go home with that baby around my neck
我就会有阁楼、馅派 and I'll get a penthouse. Pies.
冰雕、烟火 Ice sculptures. Fireworks!
这是大人的事，你不会了解 It's grown-up stuff. You wouldn't understand.
不，我了解 No, I get it!
那正是赛车能让我完成的愿望 That's exactly what racing would do for me!
猜怎么着？ - Well, guess what?
什么？ - What?
最新消息，我们都不会得偿所愿 News flash! Neither one of us is getting what we want!
怎么回事？ What was that?
“健怡可乐温泉”
“注意曼陀珠落石”
对啊，你快看 Yeah! Check it out. Look!
你要当心水花，很烫的 You got to watch out for the splash. That stuff is broiling hot.
是，知道了，谢谢你 Yeah, I got that. Thank you.
这是哪里？ What is this dump?
我想是未完成的隐藏关卡 I think it's some sort of unfinished bonus level.
很棒吧 Yeah. It's pretty cool?
我找到秘密入口 I found that secret opening,
现在我住在这里 and now I live here.
明白吗？喔！看看看 See? Oh, look, look, look.
欢迎光临我家 Welcome to my home!
我包在糖果纸里睡觉 I sleep in these candy wrappers.
像无家可归的女孩 I bundle myself up like a little homeless lady.
就你一个？ By yourself?
身旁全是垃圾？ With all this garbage around you?
是啊 Well, yeah.
大家都说我是个突波 I mean, everyone here says I'm just a mistake
根本不该存在 and that I wasn't even supposed to exist.
不然要怎样？ What do you expect?
听着，小鬼 Listen, kid...
我知道不关我事 I know it's none of my business
但你干嘛非待在这个游戏不可？ but why do you even stick around this game?
你真的什么都不懂耶 You really don't know anything, do you?
突波无法离开他们的游戏 Glitches can't leave their games.
这是身为我的特权 It's one of the joys of being me.
嘿，你在干嘛？别这样 Hey, what are you doing? Come on!
它是垃圾堆，但也是我家啊 I know it's a dump, but it's all I got.
如果你要参赛 If you're going to be a racer,
总得学会开车 you're going to have to learn how to drive.
没有赛道怎么练习 And you can't do that without a track.
好吧，动作快，我们要学开车了 All right, now. Let's hustle up. We've got some driving to do.
我要学开车！我要学开车！ I'm going to learn to drive! I'm going to learn to drive!
等等，你知道怎么开车吗？ Oh, wait. Do you know how to drive?
会啊，我是说，我从没开过 Yeah! I mean, I haven't done it, but...
我今天开过太空船耶，好吗？ Look, I flew a spaceship today, okay?
太空船坠毁 You crashed it.
就上车吧，能有多困难？ Just get in. How hard can it be? Okay...
发动吧 Start it up.
来吧，地板上有些按钮 There we go. So there are some buttons on the floor.
踏板 - Pedals.
好，踏板 - Pedals. Right.
接着，那是前进踏板 Now that's the go pedal.
那个，我想是停车用的 That I believe is the stopper.
还有这个，等等 And this... Wait.
这是什么？完全没作用 What is this? That doesn't do anything.
这个摇杆做什么呢？ What does this joystick do?
很好，我们再试一次 Okay, good. Let's try that again.
I've been looking for a driver who's qualified.
So if you think that you're the one.
To step into my ride.
I'm a fine-tuned supersonic speed machine.
With a sunroof top and a gangster lean.
So if you feel me let me know, know, know.
So start me up and watch me go, go, go, go.
Get you where you wanna go If you know what I mean.
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
'Cause I'm 0 to 60 in three point five.
好，换档 Now shift it.
Baby you got the keys.
很好，继续前进，再换档 That's good. Keep going! Shift it again! Now shut up and drive Drive, drive, drive
我就说，赛车在我程式里 I told you, racing's in my code!
So if you feel me let me know, know, know
奖牌是我的了 I got that medal in the bag!
嘿，破坏王，看吧 Hey, Ralphie, watch this!
Get you where you wanna go if you know what I mean.
Got a ride that's smoother than a limousine.
Cause I'm zero to 60 in three point five.
Baby you got the keys.
小心！ Look out!
Shut up and drive.
热可乐！ Hot cola!
Now shut up and drive.
那我表现如何？ So how did I do?
你差点炸掉整座山 Well, you almost blew up the whole mountain.
对，说的没错 Right, right. That's a good note.
你得控制住突波发作 You got to get that glitch under control, kid.
好，我会啦 Okay, I will, I will.
那你想我有机会吗？ And then you think I got a chance?
一丁点 Tiny.
好，我要赢…！ Yes, I'm going to win! I'm going to win! I'm going to win!
干得好 - Top shelf. - Top shelf.
找到她了吗？说你找到她了 Did you find her? Tell me you found her.
没找到？ You didn't?
走开，退下 Go. Leave me.
Up, up, down, down...
“改机码，选择开始” Start!
程式，是游戏的强大命脉 Oh, the code. It's the sweet lifeblood of the game.
在哪里呢？ Where are you?
瞧瞧，不是竞技场、电视墙 Let's see... Stadium, no. Jumbotron.
找到了，优胜者奖杯 There it is. The winner's cup.
其中一个与众不同，找到你了 One of these things is not like the others... It's you!
我们会给你一个舒适的新家 We're going to give you a nice new home.
“糖果王”
成功 Success!
优格比尔，我要出门 Sour Bill, I'm going out.
我回来前你掌管城堡 You're in charge of the castle until I get back.
你的脸还是红的 Your face is still red.
可能要用你的万能槌再敲一次 You might want to hit it again with your hammer.
那不是红肿，女士 Oh, that's not blunt force trauma, ma'am.
只是双颊幸福地通红 That's just the honey glow in my cheeks.
随便 Okay.
女士，我得告诉你 Ma'am, I just got to tell you...
你是我的真命天女 You are one dynamite gal.
真命天女 One dynamite gal.
真命天女 Dynamite gal. Dynamite...
出去 Get out.
我只是说你是我的真命天女 All I said is you're a dynamite gal.
我叫你出去 I said get out!
要命 Jiminey jaminey.
什么事？ Yes?
我是阿修，从修缮王阿修游戏来的 I'm Fix-It Felix Jr., sir, from the game Fix-It Felix Jr.
你有看到我朋友破坏王吗？ Have you seen my friend Ralph?
无敌破坏王？ Wreck-It Ralph?
对，就是他 Yes. Yes, that's him!
我们该趁机把他关起来 We should have locked him up when we had the chance.
关起来？ Locked him up?
我不会再犯同样的错 I'm not making the same mistake with you.
快点，别慢吞吞的 Hurry, hurry! Let's go. Time's a-wastin'.
快点，破坏王 Come on, Ralph!
就是现在，美梦成真了，难以置信 This is it. This is really happening. I almost don't believe it.
我梦想比赛好久了，现在… I mean, I have dreamt about it for so long, and now...
我其实快吐了，我可能会吐 And now... Now I think I'm going to puke, actually. I mean, I think I might puke.
像是“吐嗝” - You know, like a "vurp."
像什么？ - A what?
边吐边打嗝 Vomit and a burp together,
味道出来了，它快涌上来了 and you can taste it, and it's just like rising up.
好刺激 Oh, this is so exciting!
对，好刺激 Yes, it is. It's exciting.
我已经是真正的车手吗？ Am I ready to be a real racer?
要是玩家不喜欢我呢？ Ralph, what if the gamers don't like me?
谁不爱脏发的小捣蛋？别泄气 Who doesn't love a brat with dirty hair? Come on.
玩家会爱你，知道原因吗？ Those people are going to love you. You know why?
因为你是赢家 - Because you're a winner.
我是赢家 - I'm a winner.
你很讨喜 - And you're adorable!
我很讨喜 - I'm adorable!
大家都喜欢讨喜的赢家 And everyone loves an adorable winner!
Yeah!
走吧，听我说 Okay, come on. Listen to me.
紧张的话，只要不断告诉自己 If you get nervous, just keep telling yourself,
“我必须赢回破坏王的奖牌” "I must win Ralph's medal
“否则他的人生就毁了” or his life will be ruined."
还有玩得开心，明白没？ - And have fun. Got it?
明白了 - Got it.
等等 Oh, wait!
等一下 Hold on!
你要去哪里？ Where are you going?
我忘记东西，马上回来 I forgot something! I'll be right back!
小鬼最健忘 Kids.
找到你了，哈啰 Ralph! There you are. Hello!
是你 - You!
我独自前来，没带武器 - I come alone, unarmed.
我受够你了，讨厌鬼 I've had enough of you, pillow pants!
拜托，冷静，别开扁 Please. Calm down! Please, look. Don't!
我要打爆你的糖汁 I'm going to beat the filling out of you!
你不会对戴眼镜的人动粗吧？ You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses, would you?
你真对戴眼镜的人动粗 You hit a guy with glasses.
干得好 That's... Well played.
糖果，你要干嘛？ What do you want, Candy?
听着，我有话跟你谈 Listen, I just want to talk to you.
我对你要说的话没兴趣 I'm not interested in anything you have to say.
这个呢？有兴趣吗？ How about this? Are you interested in this?
我的奖牌，你怎么… My medal. How did you...
不重要，是你的了，尽管拿去 It doesn't matter. It's yours! Go ahead, take it.
“英雄”
我只求你听我说完 All I ask is that you hear me out.
有话快说 About what?
破坏王 Ralph, do you know what the hardest part
你知道当国王最难的地方吗？ about being a king is?
无论如何都要主持公道 Doing what's right, no matter what.
讲重点 Get to the point.
重点就是我需要你帮忙 Point being, I need your help.
很可惜，云妮露不行参赛 Sad as it is, Vanellope cannot be allowed to race.
你们干嘛老是找她麻烦？ Why are you people so against her?
我没找她麻烦，我是想保护她 I'm not against her! I'm trying to protect her!
如果云妮露获胜 If Vanellope wins that race
“选择你的车手”
她就会列入赛车名单 she'll be added to the race roster.
玩家就能选她比赛 Then gamers can choose her as their avatar.
当他们看到她有杂讯和突波 And when they see her glitching and twitching and just being herself,
他们会以为我们的游戏坏掉了 they'll think our game is broken.
我们就永远成为故障品 We'll be put out of order for good.
我的所有子民会无家可归 All my subjects will be homeless.
但有个人不能离开 But there's one who cannot
因为她是突波 escape because she's a glitch.
救命！谁来救我！救命！ Help! Somebody, help! Help!
当游戏的插头拔掉 And when the game's plug is pulled...
No!
她会一起死掉 She'll die with it.
世事难料，玩家可能会喜欢她 You don't know that will happen. The gamers could love her.
要是不喜欢呢？ And if they don't?
我知道这很困难 I know it's tough,
但英雄得做出困难抉择，对吧？ but heroes have to make the tough choices, don't they?
她不能出赛，破坏王 She can't race, Ralph,
但她不听我的 but she won't listen to me.
所以我能指望你跟她讲点道理吗？ So can I count on you to talk a little sense into her?
你懂就好 Very good.
我让你们独处 I'll give you two some time alone.
“云妮露和破坏王的杰作”
我回来了 I'm back!
你有想念我吗？ Did you miss me?
有，我们能谈一下吗？ Yeah... Can we talk for a second?
等等，首先跪下 Wait. First, kneel down.
什么？我们得… - What? No, we really...
听话好吗？ - Will you just do it?
Okay.
现在闭上眼睛 - Now, close your eyes.
云妮露… - Vanellope...
嘘，闭上 Shush! Close them!
好，张开 Okay. Open them up.
“给臭头”，感恩咧 "To Stinkbrain." Gee, thanks.
翻面 Turn it over.
“给：臭头”
“你是我的英雄”
我为你做的 I made it for you.
以免我们没赢 Just in case we don't win.
但我想我们输的机会微乎其微 Not that I think there's even a remote chance we're not going to win.
谢了，小鬼，听着 Thanks, kid. Listen...
平身，我的好搭档 Now rise, my royal chump.
我们要赴命运之约了 I've got a date with destiny.
破坏王，快点，动动你的大屁屁 Ralph, come on. Move your molasses.
我一直在想 - I've been thinking.
想太多很危险喔 - That's dangerous.
反正谁在乎这个蠢比赛，对吧？ Who cares about this stupid race anyway? Right?
真难笑，破坏王 That's not very funny, Ralph.
说真的，做车子和练习很好玩 No, I'm serious, and it was really fun to build the car and everything...
但或许你不该出赛 But maybe you shouldn't do it.
有人吗？破坏王在吗？ Hello? Is Ralph in there?
我想跟他说话，麻烦了 I'd like to speak to him, please.
我想说的是你当不成车手 Look, what I'm saying is you can't be a racer.
什么？ What?
你为什么… Why would you...
等一下 Wait a minute.
No!
你哪里拿到的？ Where did you get this?
坦白跟你说，我跟糖果王谈过 Look, I'm going to be straight with you, kid. I've been talking to King Candy.
糖果王？ - King Candy?
对 - Yeah.
你出卖我？ You sold me out?
不是，你不了解 No, I didn't... Listen. You don't understand.
不，我了解透了，叛徒 No, I understand plenty. Traitor!
我不是，听着 I'm not a traitor. Listen.
你是抓耙子 You're a rat!
我不需要你，我能靠自己获胜 And I don't need you, and I can win the race on my own.
我是想救你一命 But I'm trying to save your skin, kid!
放我下来，放我走 Put me down! Let me go!
不，你听我说 No, you listen to me.
知道玩家看到你有突波会怎样？ Do you know what's going to happen when the players see you glitching?
他们会以为游戏坏掉了 They'll think the game's broken.
我不在乎，你是骗子 I don't care! You're a liar!
你最好在乎，因为如果游戏故障 You better care, because if your game goes out of order,
你就消失了 you go down with the ship, little sister!
我才不听你的 I'm not listening to you!
走开，我要去比赛 Get out of my way! I'm going to that race!
不，你不行 No, you're not!
放我下来，马上 Take me down from here, Ralph, right now!
我是为你好 No. I'm doing this for your own good!
等等 Wait, wait, wait.
No. No.
No, no, no, no, no!
求你，破坏王 Please, Ralph!
No!
住手！住手！ Stop it! Stop it! No!
你真的是个坏蛋 You really are a bad guy.
有人吗？有人在家吗？ Hello? Anybody home?
阿修？玛丽？ Felix? Mary?
你真的带回奖牌了 Well, you actually went and did it.
老金，大家在哪里？ Gene. Where is everybody?
都走了 They're gone.
阿修去找你，却一去不回 After Felix went to find you and then didn't come back...
大家就惊慌走人了 Everyone panicked and abandoned ship.
但我回来了 But I'm here now.
太迟了，破坏王 It's too late, Ralph.
立瓦早上就会拔掉我们的插头 Litwak's pulling our plug in the morning.
但我不想被说成不守信的人 But never let it be said that I'm not a man of my word.
这地方是你的了，尽情享受 The place is yours, Ralph. Enjoy.
老金，等等，等等 Gene, wait! Wait!
听着，我不想要这样 Listen, this is not what I wanted!
那你想要怎样？ Well, what did you want, Ralph?
我不晓得 I don't know. I just...
我只是厌倦一个人生活在垃圾堆 I was just tired of living alone in the garbage.
现在你能一个人住顶楼了 Well, now you can live alone in the penthouse.
“你是我的英雄”
“甜蜜冲刺”
喂，臭小子 Hey, cough drop.
替我解惑一下 Explain something to me.
要是云妮露从来就不该存在 If Vanellope was never meant to exist,
那为何她的照片会在游戏机上？ then why is her picture on the side of the game console?
到底在甜蜜糖衣下 What's going on
有什么黑暗秘密？ in this candy-coated heart of darkness?
没什么 Nothing.
快说！ - Talk! - No.
我会舔你 - I'll lick you.
你才不会 - You wouldn't.
是吗？ Oh, yeah?
像砂纸 That's like sandpaper!
不知道要舔几下才能舔完 Wonder how many licks it will take to get to your center.
我宁死不说 I'll take it to my grave!
如你所愿 Fair enough.
你叫优格比尔不是叫假的 They call you Sour Bill for a reason.
还要吗？ - Had enough yet?
好，我说，我说 - Okay, I'll talk, I'll talk!
云妮露曾是车手 Vanellope was a racer
直到糖果王设法删除她的程式 until King Candy tried to delete her code!
删除她的程式？难怪她变成突波 Tried to delete her code?
他为什么对她这样？ So that's why she's a glitch! Why is he doing this to her?
我不知道 I don't know!
你自找的 Suit yourself.
不要！我发誓我不知道！ No, no, no! I swear I don't know!
他加密了我们的记忆 He literally locked up our memories
所以我记不得了 and I cannot remember!
没人记得 Nobody can!
但我只知道 But I do know this.
他会不计代价阻止她出赛 He'll do anything to keep her from racing.
因为只要她越过终点 Because if she crosses the finish line,
游戏就会重设，她就不再有杂讯了 the game will reset and she won't be a glitch anymore!
她在哪里？ Where is she now?
跟阿修在糖窖 In the fungeon with Fix-It Felix.
阿修？ Felix?
饶了我，我发誓只知道这些 I'm sorry! That's all I know, I swear!
拜托，别再把我放进你的脏嘴 Now, please, don't put me back in your filthy mouth again!
别动 Stick around.
好，反正我动不了，好说 Yes, okay, I will. I will. Thank you!
出来，我知道你在这里 Come on. I know you're out there.
又甜又黏的噩梦 Saccharine-saturated nightmare!
可是…哪里… But... Where?
世界末日和浩劫的恶心巢穴 Doomsday and Armageddon just had a baby
大事不妙了 and it is ugly!
有人吗？有人吗？ Hello? Hello?
来人啊，拜托放我出去 Somebody! Anybody! Please let me out!
他是怎么说的？ What's he say?
我要破坏它！ I'm gonna wreck it!
为何我的槌子如此万能？ Why do I fix everything I touch?
Bam!
- Felix! - Ralph!
破坏王，真开心见到你 I'm so glad to see you!
等等，我不开心，你要怎么辩解？ Wait. No, I'm not. What do you have to say for yourself!
等等，我不想听，我不跟你说话了 Wait! I don't want to hear it. I'm not talking to you!
好，不说就算了 Okay, don't talk. That's fine.
但你得马上替我修这辆车 But you have to fix this go-cart for me pronto.
门都没有，原谅我说重话 I don't have to do boo! Forgive my potty mouth.
我超气你的 I'm just so, so cross with you!
知道你把我害得多惨吗？ Do you have any idea what you put me through?
我冒险趴趴走找你 I ran higgledy-piggledy all over creation looking for you.
我差点淹死在巧克力牛奶里 I almost drowned in chocolate milk-mix!
然后我遇见我的真命天女 And then... I met the most dynamite gal.
她让我幸福地红通通 She gives me the honey glow something awful.
但她冷落我的深情 But she rebuffed my affections.
然后我又被丢进监狱 And then I got thrown in jail!
阿修，振作起来 Felix, pull yourself together.
不，你不懂那种被拒绝… No! You don't know what it's like to be rejected
还有被当作犯人对待的感觉 and treated like a criminal!
我懂，我这辈子的每一天都是 Yes, I do. That's every day of my life.
是吗？ It is?
所以我才离开 Which is why I ran off
想当个好人，但我不是 and tried to be a good guy, but I'm not!
我只是个坏人，但我需要你的协助 I'm just a bad guy, and I need your help.
有个小女孩的唯一希望就是这辆车 There's a little girl whose only hope is this cart.
拜托，阿修，修好它 Please, Felix, fix it.
我保证永远不会想当好人了 And I promise I will never try to be good again.
“欢迎来到糖窖”
“有人很调皮”
“坏丫头”
我了，我了，我是白痴 I know, I know, I'm an idiot.
还有呢？ - And?
超级大驴蛋 - And a real numskull.
还有呢？ - And?
自私的幼稚鬼 - A selfish diaper baby.
还有呢？ And?
还有… And...
臭头？ A stinkbrain?
史上无敌大臭头 The stinkiest brain ever.
“起点”
“各种口味的粉丝”
“秀逗了！”
我的糖果子民 My sweet subjects,
我毫不犹豫地向你们保证 I can without a pinch of hesitation assure you
我这一生从没这么开心 that I have never been so happy in all my life
“缺席”
要宣布开赛 to say the following words,
让随机排名赛开始！ let the Random Roster Race commence!
好，记得，输赢不重要 Okay, remember, you don't have to win.
只要越过终点，你就是真正的车手 Just cross that finish line, and you'll be a real racer.
我已经是真正的车手 I'm already a real racer.
我一定要赢 And I'm going to win.
加马力
加冰淇淋
糖追踪导弹
给你糖果瞧瞧 Have some candy.
追上你了 Behind you!
超越你了 In front of you!
是突波 - It's The Glitch!
突波？ - The Glitch?
发射，烛光仙蜜 Light them up, Candlehead.
这是啥？樱桃炸弹 What's this? Cherry bombs!
我说过，你是不定时炸弹 I told you. You're just an accident waiting to happen.
我的头！ My candle!
控制住，云妮露，别再出现突波 All right. Gotta keep it under control. No more glitching.
小鬼，安然无事完成比赛吧 Okay, kid. Let's finish this thing without any more surprises.
希望你很满意，麻烦鬼 Hope you're happy, junkpile.
这个游戏快毁了，全是你的错 This game is going down, and it's all your fault.
女士，你回来了 My lady, you came back.
闭嘴，阿修 Can it, Fix-It!
你们带来的机器飞蛾繁殖了 That Cy-Bug you brought with you multiplied.
不，它死在太妃沼泽里 No. It died in the taffy swamp. Believe me, I...
要打赌吗？ Bullroar.
我们必须立刻搞撤到游戏中央车站 Listen up, people. Head to Game Central Station now!
快点，我们走 Move it! Let's go! Let's go!
快！快！快！ Go! Go! Go!
“终点”
No!
滚开我的跑道 Get off of my track!
Hey!
干嘛！你疯了！ What, are you crazy!
我禁止你越过终点 I forbid you to cross that finish line!
快住手 Knock it off!
破坏王，你看 Ralph, look!
小鬼 Kid!
住手 Stop it!
我不会让你破坏我的一切努力 I'm not letting you undo all my hard work!
是他吗？ Is that...
太扯了 No way!
什么？你是谁？ What the... Who are you?
我是涡轮，史上最伟大的车手 I'm Turbo, the greatest racer ever!
我重设这个游戏的程式绝不让你… And I did not reprogram this world to let you
还有那个有口臭的猪头毁掉 and that halitosis-riddled warthog take it away from me!
此路不通 Turbo-tastic.
结束了，突波 End of the line, Glitch!
突波？对了！ Glitch. That's it.
加油！云妮露 Come on, Vanellope.
虽然你曾说不会再犯 I know you said you wouldn't do it again
但现在你正需要它 but you're going to do it one more time.
加油，你办得到，专心 Just focus and concentrate
接着…突波！ and glitch!
我的妈妈咪呀，成功了 Sweet mother of monkey milk! I did it!
No!
最后冲刺，终点快到了 Bring it home, kid! The finish line is wide open!
No!
小鬼，你没事吧？ Kid! Are you okay?
我很好，来完成比赛吧 I'm fine. I'm fine. Let's finish this race!
我的天呀 Oh, my land.
快点，我们走 All right. Come on. We gotta get out of here.
但我还没越过终点线 But I didn't cross the finish line!
There is no finish line!
再不走就死定了，快点 Move it or lose it, people.
大家快闪人 Everybody, out. Now!
破坏王，行不通的 Ralph, it's not going to work!
非试不可 We got to try!
小鬼 Kid!
我说过我不能离开这个游戏 Ralph, I told you I can't leave the game.
加油，过来 - Come on. Get through.
住手 - Ralph! Stop!
过来，行得通的 It's got to work!
住手，没用的 Stop, it's no use.
没关系，破坏王 It's okay, Ralph.
好，阿修 All right, Fix-It.
全员撤离，现在得炸掉这个出口 That's everyone. Now, we've got to blow up this exit.
快走，别管我 Just go. Go without me.
那这个游戏呢？ - But what about this game?
我们无能为力了 - Nothing we can do about it.
没有灯塔就无法阻止这些怪兽 Without a beacon, there's no way to stop these monsters.
灯塔？ Beacon?
跟着阿修 Stay with Felix.
借我一下，老大 Let me borrow that thing, lady.
破坏王，你要去哪里？ - Ralph! Where are you going?
我有破坏差事要做 - I got some wrecking to do!
我在终点跟你碰面 I'll meet you at the finish line!
不，等等 No! Wait!
阿修，退到我后面 Fix-It, get behind me!
快点 Come on!
再一拳，再来 One more! One...
欢迎来到一决胜负阶段 Welcome to the boss level!
涡轮 Turbo.
破坏王，你是最大功臣 Because of you, Ralph,
我现在是全游乐场最强大的病毒了 I'm now the most powerful virus in the arcade!
我能为所欲为霸占任何游戏了 I can take over any game I want.
我该感谢你 I should thank you
但杀了你更有趣 but it would be more fun to kill you.
别跑！你这家伙 Get back here, little guy!
给你糖果瞧瞧 Have some candy!
你想逃去哪里？ Where do you think you're going?
我还没跟你玩够，上天 I'm not through with you yet. Up we go!
No!
Ralph!
退后！ Fall back.
小鬼 Kid!
Vanellope!
看好了，是你的小朋友 Oh, look at that. It's your little friend.
一起看着她死，好吗？ Let's watch her die together, shall we?
No!
你们两个都 Game over了 It's game over for both of you.
不，只有我 No. Just for me!
- Ralph! - Vanellope!
我是反派，那又怎样 I'm bad, and that's good.
变好无望，坏也无妨 I will never be good, and that's not bad.
“你是我的英雄”
我只想做… There's no one I'd rather be...
我自己 than me.
小鬼 Kid!
别担心，包在我身上 Don't worry. I got it under control.
这群笨虫，干嘛冲向灯塔？ You fools! Why are you going into the ligh...
No! No, no, no. Yes...
No! Yes... No!
飞蛾扑火！ Go into the light!
巧克力？ Chocolate?
是巧克力，我爱巧克力 It's chocolate! I love chocolate!
水啦，巧克力 Oh, beautiful chocolate! Yeah!
你成功了，恭喜，兄弟 You did it, Ralph! Way to go, brother!
我情不自禁… I... Excuse...
全搞定了 All fixed.
准备通过了？ - You ready for this?
我等不及了 - As ready as I'll ever be.
这些神奇火花是这么回事？ What's with all the magic sparkles?
“赛车手的回忆” “市民的回忆”
云妮露公主？ Princess Vanellope?
我记起来了 Now I remember.
为“甜蜜冲刺”的主子喝采 All hail the rightful ruler of Sugar Rush...
云妮露公主 Princess Vanellope.
我记得了，她是我们的公主 I remember. She's our princess!
没错 Oh, that's right!
对之前发生的一切我们非常抱歉 We are so sorry about the way we treated you.
只是开个玩笑 Yeah, those were jokes!
都是太妃妲叫我做的 I was just doing what Taffyta told me to do!
假惺惺 Tut-tut.
身为仁慈的公主，我在此宣判 As your merciful princess, I hereby decree
欺负过我的每个人将会… that everyone who was ever mean to me shall be
处死 executed.
什么？求饶啊 What? No, please!
我的天啊 Oh, my land.
这地方变有趣了 This place just got interesting.
我们不想死！ I don't want to die!
冷笑话啦，别哭了，太妃妲 I'm just kidding. Stop crying, Taffyta.
我也想，可是停不下来 I'm trying, but it won't stop.
天啊
原来这才是你，公主 So this is the real you. Princess.
破坏王，你有够呆的 Ralph, what are you, nuts?
帮帮忙，这不是我 Come on. This isn't me.
这才是我 This is me.
听着，程式可能设定我是公主 Look, the code may say I'm a princess
但我知道真正的我 but I know who I really am, Ralph,
我是史上最棒的车手 I'm a racer with the greatest superpower ever.
我来无影去无踪 I was here, I was there.
我穿墙会有突波，我不放弃 I was glitching through the walls. I'm not giving that up.
借问一下 Pardon me for asking,
没公主的话谁领导我们？ but without a princess, who's going to lead us?
对，谁？ Yeah. Who?
我啊，我在考虑采取民主立宪 Me. I'm thinking more along the lines of a constitutional democracy.
云妮露凡史威兹总统 President Vanellope von Schweetz.
听起来不赖，对吧？ Has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
阿修，破坏王，游乐场快开门了 Fix-It, Wreck-It, the arcade's about to open.
该走人了 Let's move 'em out.
你大可留在这里，住在城堡里 You could just stay here and live in the castle.
你会有独栋房子 You'd have your own wing
没人会抱怨你的臭味 where no one would ever complain about your stench
也没人会再吐槽你 or treat you bad ever again.
你可以很快乐 You could be happy.
我已经很快乐了 I'm already happy.
我有全世界最酷的朋友了 I've got the coolest friend in the world.
况且我还有工作要做 And besides, I've got a job to do, too.
可能不像当总统那么体面 It may not be as fancy as being president
但那是我的任务 but it's my duty.
而且是重大任务 And it's a big duty!
破坏王，快来，兄弟 Ralph, are you coming, brother?
再会了，小屁孩总统 See you later, President Fart Feathers.
再见，内裤司令 Au revoir, Admiral Underpants.
别了，鼻屎脸女爵 And farewell, Baroness Boogerface.
掰掰，体臭少校 Goodbye, Major Body Odor!
- Hasta la vista, you... - Ralph!
好，后会有期 - All right. To be continued.
好 - Yeah!
万岁 Hooray!
“故障”
我要破坏它！ I'm gonna wreck it!
破坏王回来了，太棒了 Hey! Ralph's back! Isn't that great!
全员到齐了 The gang's all here!
我乐于报告 So, I'm happy to report,
你们也会乐于听到 and you'll be happy to hear,
我要每场游戏坏到底 I'm taking life one game at a time.
太好了，破坏王 All right! Yeah, Ralph!
当然，这份工作没有改变 Of course, the job hasn't changed.
但我的同事似乎比较感谢我的贡献 But, news flash, the Nicelanders are being nice to me!
“敬我们最喜爱的坏蛋！”
这让我想到那些无家可归的可怜虫 And that got me thinking about those poor guys left without a game.
“加分关”
所以我们决定… - So here's what we did.
我们要破坏它！ - We're gonna wreck it!
请他们到加分关卡来帮忙 We asked them to help us out on the bonus levels.
包在我们身上！ We can fix it!
而且我告诉你 I'm telling you, guys,
我们好久没这么受欢迎了 we haven't been this popular in years.
好酷 It's crazy.
玩家说我们“复古” The gamers say we're "retro,"
我想意思是“又古又酷” which I think means "old but cool."
我们以前怎么没发现这游戏？ How come we never noticed this game?
后来我觉得住在垃圾堆感觉很不好 Oh, and I decided that living in the dump wasn't making me feel very good,
“东方” “好人公寓”
所以我清理过 帮自己和几个新来的 so I cleaned it up, built myself a little shack
盖了几间破房子 and a couple for the new guys, too.
借助阿修的一点帮忙 Well, with a little help from Felix.
但我的回礼 And guess
是当他和卡轰队长的伴郎 who was the best man at his and Calhoun's wedding.
没错，朋友们 That's right, my friends,
正是无敌破坏王我本人 old Ham Hands himself.
婚礼很优雅 Very elegant affair. You should've seen it.
可惜你们没看到，很有品味 Lot of grandeur.
整场典礼没出一点纰漏 And not a single bug.
还有人感动得流泪呢 Let's just say, some tears were shed.
没别的意思喔… But I got to say,
但我最快乐的时刻 the best part of my day
是被扔下屋顶的时后 is when I get thrown off the roof.
因为当大家把我举高 Because when the Nicelanders lift me up,
我能清楚看到“甜蜜冲刺” I get a perfect view of Sugar Rush.
我能看到云妮露在比赛 And I can see Vanellope racing.
太棒了 Yes!
她是天生好手 The kid's a natural.
而且玩家喜欢她 And the players love her, glitch and all.
就如我预期的一般 Just like I knew they would.
结果我根本不需要奖牌 Turns out I don't need a medal
来证明自己是个好人 to tell me I'm a good guy.
因为如果那小鬼喜欢我 'Cause if that little kid likes me...
我会多坏呢？ How bad can I be?
Switch on the sky and the stars glow for you.
Go see the world 'cause it's all so brand new.
Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine.
It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.
Welcome to the rhythm of the night.
There's something in the air you can't deny.
It's been fun but now I've got to go.
Life is way too short to take it slow.
But before I go and hit the road
I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?
When can I see you again?
When can we do this again?
I gotta know when can I see you again?
Joined at the hip your sidekick needs you.
Life is a trip down the road that leads you.
Look all around at the mountains you haven't climbed.
It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.
Welcome to the rhythm of the night.
There's something in the air you can't deny.
It's been fun but now I've got to go.
Life is way too short to take it slow.
But before I go and hit the road
I gotta know, 'til then when can we do this again?
When can I see you again?
When can we do this again?
I gotta know When can I see you again?
Don't close your eyes 'cause your future's ready to shine.
It's just a matter of time before we learn how to fly.
Welcome to the rhythm of the night.
There's something in the air you can't deny.
So let me know before I wave goodbye.
When can I see you again?
When can we do this again?
When can I see you again?
When can we do this again?
Yeah, it's been fun but now I've got to go.
Life is way too short to take it slow.
But before I go and hit the road Tell me when.
When can I see you again?
Wreck-It Ralph is a giant of a man.
Nine feet tall with really big hands.
Living in a stump on his very own land.
Until his world went crazy.
He was minding his own business on the day they came.
They showed a piece of paper saying "eminent domain".
They built an apartment building saying progress was to blame.
So he got mad And he turned bad.
Brick by brick he's gonna take his land back.
Wreck it, Wreck-It Ralph As fast as you can.
You know you can do it with your colossal hands.
So don't let Fix-It Felix and that building stand
I wreck it I fix it.
You fixed it!
Fix-It Felix is a really great guy.
Watch him get all turbocharged when he eats a pie.
Not just a superintendent He's a super super guy.
And everybody loves him.
With his trusty tool belt and steel-toed shoes.
Nicelanders believe that Felix just can't lose.
So when Wreck-It Ralph starts to come unglued.
He doesn't get mad 'Cause he's so rad.
Brick by brick he's gonna build it back.
Fix it, Fix-It Felix, as fast as you can.
Use the magic hammer you got from your old man.
'Cause you know Wreck-It Ralph won't let that building stand
I wreck it I fix it.
You fixed it!
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