冒牌警察 完全精校版 制作:victorsaxon victorseven
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校对:victorsaxon(我是台湾人) 所以是以台湾口语来制作
#Yeah# Yeah
#I want it that way# I want it that way
#Tell me why# Tell me why
#Ain't nothin' but a heartache# Ain't nothin' but a heartache
#Tell me why# Tell me why
#>Ain't nothin' but a mistake# Ain't nothin' but a mistake
#Tell me why# Tell me why
#I never want to hear you say# I never want to hear you say
#I want it that way# want it that way
你在唱的时候不要看我 Don't look at me when you sing that part.
感觉一下! 恶 Feel it! Ugh.
#That way# That way
嘿 那真的很好玩 Man, that was pretty fun.
你到底怎么了? What happened, man?
这不是独唱耶 我需要你上来陪我 It's not a solo group. I needed you up there with me.
这就是为什么些小朋友在唱歌都是合唱团 That's why none of those kids had solo careers.
我是说我们 I meant us.
你讲的跟我讲的不一样? What are you talking about?
记得当我们第一次到这... Remember when we first moved here...
说如果我们到30岁前都没有成就... and we said if we didn't make it by the time we were 30...
我们就搬回俄亥俄州? we would move back to Ohio?
记得这个吗? 记得. Remember that? Yeah.
我们已经他妈的30岁了 We're 30 as shit right now.
而且你明天就要去卖你做的游戏了 贾斯丁 And tomorrow you're gonna sell your game, J.
那就是保证 兄弟 That's a guarantee, dude.
而且 他们又开始播放我拍的广告了 And also, they're running my commercial again.
你为什么要让他们播广告? Why would you want them to run that?
你是什么意思? 这是很好的曝光机会. What do you mean? It's great exposure.
你确定? Is it?
我有... I have.
我有... 我有... I have. I have.
我有...疱疹 Genital herpes.
兄弟 我可是从那广告赚了 $11000 Dude, I got $11,000 from that commercial.
我已靠这些钱生活快2年了 I've been living off that for 2 years.
去跟她说几句 你这胆小鬼 Oh, just go talk to her, you pussy.
你要我帮你开场吗? 不需要 You want me to open for you? I do not.
我很乐意帮你开场耶 I'll be happy to open for you.
你最后上的一个妞可是55岁 The last girl you had sex with was 55 years old.
不要把珍扯进来 兄弟 Don't bring Jane into this, dude.
我应该要说什么? What was I supposed to say?
"嗨 我30岁 我在游戏公司当助理" "Hi, I'm a 30-year-old assistant at a video game company.
"想见我的室友吗?" "Wanna meet my roommate?"
在洛杉矶可不是这样工作的 兄弟 L.A. doesn't work like that, dude.
你这个烂东西 Fucking piece of shit!
快点 不要这样对我 Come on, do not do this to me right now, bro.
你这烂东西! Piece of shit!
干什么...! 我听到了啦 猪头! What the...! I hear you, dude!
给我一秒! One second!
你的大灯不要一直照我了 我听到了啦! I don't need the lights in my face. I hear you!
我是不是应该倒车撞一下他? 绝对不要 Should I reverse into him? Absolutely not.
赶快走! 什么? Just go! What?
喔不 你一定在跟我开玩笑 Oh, no, you gotta be kidding me.
喔 兄弟 这真的太糟了 他真的坏了 Oh, dude, it's bad. That's real damage.
嘿! Hey, dude!
不要碰我的车 Don't touch car.
你撞到我的车 你在跟我开玩笑吗? You hit my car. Are you kidding me?
雷恩 冷静点 我帮你拍起来 Ryan, chill. I'll get proof.
你搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
你应该看清楚你在拍谁 You need to watch who you take picture of.
别碰我朋友! Don't touch my friend, man!
啥? - 我说离我朋友远点 What? I said get away from my friend.
雷恩 Ryan.
我需要你保险公司的数据 I need your insurance information.
嘿 哇哇! Hey! Whoa, whoa!
嘿 记下他们的车牌! Hey, get their plates, man!
他们没有挂车牌! 该死的 They don't have plates! Damn it.
嘿 大家都不要动 你们都是我的证人 Hey, nobody move. You guys are all witnesses.
你们好吗? What's up, guys?
你们都在做什么呢? How's everybody doing?
你们都还好吗? Everybody's good?
酷 酷 ㄜ... Cool. Cool. Um...
这个... This...
是一个角色扮演动作游戏 is a character-driven action game.
但是别把他想成是游戏 But don't think of it as a game.
把他想象是真实生活中所发生 Think of it as a real life experience.
你是一个警察 在现实生活中... You are a cop, put in real life...
好了 够了 够了 Okay, stop. Stop.
把那狗屎关掉 Shut that shit off.
好的 Okay.
不要再给我这种老土的主意 Spare me the corny gimmicks.
游戏的内容是什么? What's the game about?
哦 我叫他 "巡逻刑警" Um, it's called "Patrolman."
巡逻工人 哈 Patrol-Man. Huh.
我喜欢 他有没有哪种超能力的? I like that. What kind of superpowers does he have?
看一下这女的下面 Check out this girl's pussy.
喔 没有 他只是警察 所以他没有超能力 Oh, no, it's a cop, so he doesn't have any superpowers or anything.
那他有什么能力? What does he have?
是吸血鬼吗 还是什么原创角色? Is he a vampire, or anything original?
你知道什么是原创角色? You know what's original?
消防队员 Firefighters.
好的 - 消防队员? 好的 Yes. Firefighters? Okay.
谁想要当警察啊? Who wants to be a cop?
我想对警察开枪勒 我才不想变成其中一员 I wanna shoot at cops. I don't wanna be one.
说得好 Good point.
如果我直接向你们介绍这个游戏 If I can just show you guys the game.
警察是真的很酷的 Cops are actually really cool.
不 并没有 闭嘴 No, they're not. Shut up.
你知道什么才是真正酷的吗? You know what's really cool?
僵尸 Zombies.
我要你们开始制作"消防员对战僵尸" I want you to start working on "Firefighters versus Zombies."
真是天才 That's genius. Boom!
如果说这是介于两者之间的战争 What if it was a war between firefighters and zombies?
世界末日之后 Post-apocalyptic.
发生在纽约和被摧毁曼哈顿 嘿 你把他写下来了吗? Set it in New York City and destroy Manhattan. Hey. You writing this down?
好的 我们可以赢的! All right, we can win this!
刀锋-15! 1-4-5! 喝! Razor-15! 1-4-5! Hut!
1 2 3... 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...
交给我! I'm open!
5 6 7... 5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi, 7 Mississippi...
快点 快交给我!! Come on, I'm wide open!
#Here I am#
#Rock you like a hurricane# Rock you like a hurricane
#Are you ready, baby?# Are you ready, baby?
#Here I am# Here I am
#Rock you like a hurricane# Rock you like a hurricane
吃屎吧 乔伊 Eat shit, Joey.
#Rock you like a hurricane# Rock you like a hurricane
#Here I am# Here I am
哇~ 哈 哈! Whoa, ho-ho!
赞啦! Yes!
太好了 大家来围成一圈 This is good. Everybody, huddle up!
汤米 你得多用点心去防守 Tommy, you gotta block a little bit.
你防守看起来像娘炮 Use your heart. You block like a bitch.
你根本就是混蛋! You're a ball hog!
是男人! Man up!
乔伊 看到那些屎了吗? Joey, did you see that shit?
伙计 那些屎太屎了 是吧? Dude, that shit was tight. Right?
闭嘴吧 乔伊. Shut up, Joey.
嘿 不用告诉他要闭嘴 Hey, don't tell him to shut up.
快点 我们不要在这玩了 Come on. We're out of here.
你们要去哪里? Where are you guys going?
回家啦 Home!
搞什么鬼 罗恩? What the fuck, Ron?
我们打成平手耶! It is a tie game!
你这种态度绝对进不了职业的 罗恩! You will not go pro with that attitude, Ron!
你不也是一样! You didn't go pro!
我受过伤好吗 你有什么借口? I got injured, man! What's your excuse?
你整天都在做什么啊? What do you do all day, anyway?
你又整天都在干嘛? 跟罗恩闲晃? What do you do all day? Hang outwith Ron?
闭嘴啦! Shut up!
为什么你不闭嘴 罗恩? Why don't you shut up, Ron?
那个人是谁? Who is that guy?
只是些废柴. Some loser.
他每天都跑来现 还觉得他是我们的教练 He shows up every day and he thinks he's our coach.
罗恩一定会跑到我前面 兄弟 Ron's getting in my fucking head, dude.
哈啰? Hello?
哇! Ow!
你干嘛这样做啦 Why would you do that?
你为什么一定要揍我的脸? Why'd you hit me in the face?
你这样突然跳出来 You don't jump out on brothers.
我不喜欢这样 你知道的 We don't like that, you know that!
我只是想试着告诉你今晚要装扮成什么 I was just trying to show you the costume for tonight.
天啊 God!
所以你今天做了什么? So how did we do today?
他们... 决定买了 They... bought it.
成功了 - 赞啦! Green light. Yeah!
喔 我真为你高兴 我就知道 赞 Oh, I'm so happy for you! I knew it! Yeah!
所以今晚要去的派对就是要这种风格 And that's why we're going to the party tonight in style.
你真的要这样做? Do you really wanna do that?
这就很像大学里的团聚 It's gonna be like a college reunion.
是啊! Yes!
我不确定 I don't know, man.
我的意思是 他们居然在六月中办这个派对 I mean, they're throwing a costume party in the middle of June.
e-vite上就是这么说的 (一种社交软件app) That's what the e-vite said.
我不知道 这完全没意义 I don't know. It doesn't make sense.
我会告诉你这有什么意义 I'll tell you what makes sense.
我们来扮鬼去乱搞一番顺便取个名字 Us kicking ass and taking names. We're ghosts.
你看起来很像白痴 You look ridiculous.
那不然这些? Then how about those?
我的警察制服? My cop stuff?
不要 - 为何不要? No. Why not?
不要 - 这些不错耶 你别这样了 No. Then how about this, you fucking downer...
警察还是鬼 你自己选 Cops or ghosts? Your choice.
我们看起来真的很白痴 We look ridiculous.
你在说什么? 我们看起来像狠角色 What are you talking about? We look badass.
我觉得我像"丹尼·葛洛佛"在它变老前的屎样 (一位美国黑人演员) I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.
这些背心真的很重 These vests are really heavy.
因为这是真的防弹背心 Because they're real bulletproof vests.
真的? - 是啊 They are? Yeah.
所以这全部都是真的? - 全部 So all this is real? Everything.
那这把枪勒? 是真枪吗? What about the guns? Are the guns real?
是啊 但是不能击发 Yeah, but they don't fire.
所以重点是? What is the point of that?
警察来了 The police are here.
你这傻蛋 You idiot.
为什么我变傻蛋了? Why am I an idiot?
因为这不是装扮派对 是面具派对 Because this is not a costume party, it's a masquerade party.
这看起来是一样的啊 That's the same thing.
不一样的派对 不一样的派对 Not the same thing. Not the same thing.
好啦 放轻松 Okay, relax.
不一样的派对 你要去哪 Not the same thing. Where are you going?
嘿 恭喜啊 Hey, man! Congrats!
喔 是贾斯丁! - 嘿 Oh, it's Justin! Hey!
雷恩说你现在是一流的电玩制作者 Ryan said you were a big time video game designer now.
喔 Oh.
我不会说我是一流的... I wouldn't say big time...
但是我真的在制作游戏 but I definitely work on games.
快点 他说你已经卖出了一些巨作 Come on! He said you just got done selling some huge game!
叫什么游戏名? 我要赶快记下来 What's it called? I'm gonna tweet that shit out.
嗯... Um...
巡逻者对战僵尸... Patrolman versus Zombies...
巡逻工人对战僵尸 Ok Patrol-Man versus Zombies, okay.
..对战消防员 Versus Firefighters.
巡逻工人对战僵尸对战消防员 Patrol-Man versus Zombies versus Firefighters.
很高兴见到你 Good seeing you.
「这个比赛已经..」 What a game this has been.
「已经快要接近尾声」 It's been back and forth the entire game.
「来看看这个厉害的家伙」 Heck of a performance from this guy...
「四分卫选手雷恩 欧梅利...」 Senior Quarterback, Ryan O'Malley...
嘿 那个帅哥是谁? Hey, who's that handsome guy?
「欧梅利已经拿到了球 准备投球」 O'Malley takes the snap, avoids the blitz.
「没有人有空 欧梅利应该只能靠他自己了」 Nobody's open. O'Malley is gonna take it himself.
「他切断了防线 将钱德勒甩到后头」 He cuts across the field, leaving Chandler in the dust.
「他已经到达20码 两个人要拦劫他 10码!」 He's at the twenty. Two men to beat. Ten.
「5码 达阵!!」 Five. Touchdown!
「他做到了!! 好一个跑法」 He made it! What a run!
「欧梅利做到了 他真的做到了」 O'Malley did it. He made it!
「真是跑的太好了」 What a run!
「雷恩 欧梅利刚刚交出最好的成绩...」 Ryan O'Malley has just delivered one of the greatest...
但是我知道我能击败他们 But I knew I could beat the outside.
This has been a stellar performance by O'Malley...
the young player who we're hoping
to see a lot of in the future...
欧梅利! O'Malley!
噢 耶! Oh, yeah!
噢! 大家都在这! 很高兴见到你们 Oh! Everybody's here! Great to see you guys!
我刚在那看了比赛 I was just watching the play.
发什么事了? 我们都已为你已经进职业的 What happened? We all thought you would have gone pro.
是的 绝对的 你知道 带着伤... Yeah, definitely. You know, with the injury...
你是不是在那个疱疹广告里演出? Didn't I see you in a herpes commercial, though?
是啊 你猜对了! 我很杀是吧? Yeah, you did! I killed that, right?
所以你现在是个演员? So you're an actor now?
不是 他们只是在百货里看见我 兄弟 No, they found me in a mall, dude.
不是 我现在在教一些孩子... No, I've been mentoring some kids...
教他们打球的规则 teach some football, the ins and outs of the game.
怎么玩 How to play it right.
你知道的 就是一种社会服务 You know, just to give back to the community.
但是你是什么工作? But what's your job?
嗯 就一些零碎的事. Yeah, there's odds and ends.
我已经告诉你我拍了广告 I told you I did that commercial.
不 我是说 你的专业是? No, I mean, what's your career?
我的意思是... I mean, what do you...
嘿 他可是欧梅利对吧? 这就是他的工作 Hey, he's O'Malley, right? That's his job.
是啊 - 是吧? Yeah, man. Right?
你们要走啦? 喔 你们要跟他一起走? You're out of here? Oh, you guys are going with him?
喔 你们全部都走了 Oh, you're all going.
那家伙是怎么了? What happened to that guy?
雷恩 Ryan.
等一下 Wait up.
我今天并没有卖出我的游戏 I didn't sell my game today.
我知道 贾斯丁 I know, Justin.
洛杉矶并不适合我 L.A.'s not for me, dude.
我该搬回去俄亥俄州了 I'm moving back to Ohio.
你还好吧? Are you all right?
我也一样 兄弟 Me too, man.
一样 Me too.
#This magic moment# This magic moment
#So different and so new# So different and so new
#Was like any other# Was like any other
#Until I met you# Until I met you
#And then it happened# And then it happened
警官! Officer!
我们在玩亲警察的游戏 Scavenger hunt! We all have to kiss a cop!
#Everything I want I have# Everything I want I have
#Whenever I hold you tight# Whenever I hold you tight
#This magic moment# This magic moment
这种感觉很特别 That was different.
是啊 Yeah.
不准动! Freeze!
你们在那儿别动 You guys over there, freeze!
大家都别动 Everybody freeze.
搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
继续吧 各位已经安全了 Carry on. Everybody be safe.
继续走吧 Carry on.
我会注意你的 Jack. I got my eyes on you, Jack.
继续走 Carry on.
太神奇了 Goodness.
贾斯丁你一定要试试看 Justin, you've got to try it.
警察! 别动! Police! Freeze!
喔! Oh!
我的错 兄弟 My bad, dude.
你混蛋啊 Stupid pigs.
乖乖待在学校 Stay in school.
是的 他们觉得我们是真的 Yep, they think we're real.
所以啦 我们来当警察 So, let's be cops.
嘿嘿嘿 我们这里有什么呢? Well-well-well. What do we have here?
你手上拿的是什么? What you got in your hand there?
喔 是卷烟 Oh, a joint.
警官 这个只是... Officers, this is...
这个大麻真的不错喔 兄弟 That's some really good weed, man.
我没看错吧? Is this for real?
Go.
不要吐气 继续走 冷静点 Do not exhale, man. Just keep it in. Be cool.
冷静点 贾斯丁 我们没问题的 Be cool, Justin, we're good.
就连警察也觉得我们是警察 贾斯丁 Even the cops think we're cops, Justin.
耶! Yeah!
嘿 看那是谁 Hey, look who it is.
兄弟你看 Look, dude.
我就知道我会再看到这混蛋 I knew we'd see these dicks again.
嘿 靠边停 Hey, pull over.
你是认真的? - 我很认真的 Are you serious? I'm serious.
他们在乔治亚店里 靠边停 They're at Georgie's. Pull over.
这样是不对的 我已经交了我的税 This is not right. I make my payments.
我也没乱说话 而且我们在这已经32年了 I don't talk. We have been here 32 years.
这是我生活的全部了 这里是我的家 This is my whole life. This is my family.
乔治聪明点 Georgie, be smart.
当 莫西 欣赏你的生意 你就要跟他合作 When Mossi admires your business, you make him partner.
但我从没问我要合作 But l never asked for a partner.
他不用经过你的许可 He no your ask permission.
你知道我们不是真正的警察吧? You realize we're not real cops, right?
只要注意我的6 Just watch my 6.
你的6? - 就是我后面啦 Your 6? My backup.
不要用警察术语 Don't use the lingo.
喔 去你的 我之所以用术语 是术语才能增添乐趣 Oh, fuck you. I'm using the lingo. The lingo's half the fun.
我们到这了 Whoo!
我们已经回报到418 We're here.
We got reports of a 418.
什么? - 你为什么不告诉他们418是什么? What? Why don't you tell them what a 418 is?
我不知道 - 告诉他们 I don't know. Tell them.
所以我得说 你看起来很可疑 哥们 And I gotta say, you look suspicious, buddy.
将手放在我看得到的地方 你们全部! Hands where I can see them. All of you.
将手放在我看得到的地方! Hands where I can see them!
那边发生了什么事情? 过来 What's going on over there? Come on.
在我的6点后 - 不要再说那个 Get my 6. Don't say that.
这是...? What the...?
嘿 你们两个 给我上来 现在! Hey, you two, get up here. Now.
我认识你吗? - 你已经知道了 Do I know you? You do now.
每个人都到外面去 现在 Everybody outside. Now.
现在! Now!
外面! Outside!
好啦 转过去 手放在车上 All right, turn around. Hands against the car.
快点 手放在车上 Now. Hands against the car.
兄弟 Dude.
帮我拍张照 Take my photo.
给谁? 我要上传脸书! For what? For Facebook.
谢啦 Thank you.
好啦 转过来 渣渣们 All right, turn around, guys.
动快点 渣渣 转过来 Chop chop, guys. Turn around.
这台车涉及到某天晚上的撞车逃逸事件 This vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run the other night.
而且你们撞到的那台车非常贵 And the car you hit was very expensive.
这台车在任何地方值$15,000到$27,000之间 The car was worth anywhere between $15,000 and $27,000.
27... 27...
$27,000. $27,000.
搭档... - 我的错 Partner... My bad.
给他们"适度"的检测一下 我要对这台车做402 Give them a sobriety test. I'm gonna 402 the vehicle.
什么是402? What's a 402?
搜查和扣押 Search and seizure.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys.
今晚过的怎样? How's your night going?
402.
请把手放头上 Hands on your head, please.
给我原地转圈 Do a couple of spins for me.
很好 That's good.
好的- Okay-
你不能在开车时... You can't drive around...
喝波本威士忌... with bourbon in your...
还有什么? What else?
原地突刺 手一样放头上 Pelvic thrusts. Hands still up there, pelvic thrusts.
对 就像那样 Yeah, like that.
怎样? 怎样? 怎样? What? What? What?
喔 喔! Ho-ho!
耶! Yeah!
现在... Now...
打开你们的双脚 bust it wide open.
你就会看到后面发生了什么事 You gotta see what's going on back there.
后面发生什么事? What's going on back there?
摇那里 赢得你的钱 Pop that. Earn that money.
跳起来就像你是个孕妇 Dance like you just found out you're pregnant.
这些钱够我玩一个星期了 谢啦 渣渣们 That's laundry for a week. Thank you, gentlemen.
耶! Yeah!
你们怎么不跳了? When did you guys stop dancing?
这个放回去 And that goes there.
我们希望你们在这都学到宝贵的一课 Well, I hope we all learned a lesson here.
你是谁? Now who are you?
我们是谁? Who are we?
你何不告诉他们我们是谁? Why don't you tell these men who we are?
我们就是法律 娘炮 We're the law, bitch.
耶! 那太赞了 Yeah! That was cool, man.
这感觉超好的 耶! It felt so good. Yeah!
你听到了 我们就是法律 娘炮 You heard him. We're the law, bitch.
我们就是镇上新的治安官 好吗? We're the new sheriffs in town. Okay?
现在上你的车 给我滚 Now get in your car and get out.
马上 Now.
耶 太好了! Yeah! All right!
这就是我们需要的 兄弟 This is what we needed, buddy.
我们计划这个有多久了? How far are we planning on taking this, dude?
为什么你在想事情时总要毁了它 Why do you ruin everything by thinking about it?
今晚只要好好玩乐 Just enjoy the night.
嘿 ㄜ... Hey, um...
我很抱歉 我不知道你是一个警察 I'm sorry. I had no idea that you were a cop.
喔 Oh.
不是 我并不是一个真的警察 No, I'm not really a cop.
你是什么意思? What do you mean?
我们不仅仅是警察 We're more than cops.
是的 我们还帮助所有政府单位 Yeah, we help all the intense units.
特种部队 联邦调查局 SWAT, FBI.
有一天 我们正在5150... The other day, we were on a 5150...
有个家伙想要展示他的短管猎枪 是吧? and this guy comes off with a sawed-off shotgun, right?
碰 碰 碰! Bang, bang, bang!
兄弟 你在干嘛... Dude, what are you...
我看了我的后面然后贾斯丁... I look behind me and J-Rock...
一个打在胸口 两个打在蛋蛋 puts one in the chest and two in the balls.
蛋蛋上各一个 One in each ball.
哇 这是真的吗? Wow, really?
不 我并没有被射中那两颗球 No, I don't shoot testicles.
不要被他的脸给骗了 Do not let that humble face fool you.
而且我们队上所有人都在讨论 我想他真的需要.... And we all at the force talk about it. We think he needs a serious...
背部按摩 back massage.
好的 Okay.
我是乔希. Uh, I'm Josie.
喔 很高兴见到你 Oh, nice to meet you.
我也很高兴见到你... Nice to meet you, too...
你姓张? Chang.
喔... Oh...
张 是的 是的 是的 Chang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
张 是的 Chang, yeah.
那是我的名字 是家里的名字 That's my name. It's a family name.
"灰常感谢妳" Chang you very much.
这有点歧视 我的错 That was racist. I'm sorry.
你真风趣 You're funny.
我相信我会再见到你的 张警官 I'm sure I will see you around, Officer Chang.
噢,我的老天! Oh, my lord!
噢! Ooh!
她煞到你了, 贾斯丁. She likes you, Justin.
你可别乱了规则! You do not mess with the law!
你可别乱了规则! 耶,耶 ! You don't mess with the law! Yeah, yeah!
耶! Yeah!
我们有麻烦了. We have problem.
条子阻止了我们跟乔治签约 Cops stopped us from getting Georgie to sign.
什么样的条子? What kind of cops?
嗑了药的条子? Hie-cops?
是的 Yeah.
他们有买甜甜圈给你? Did they buy you a donut?
把那些条子给我找出来 Now find me those cops.
「警察的手势是很重要的」 Police hand signals are crucial
「当危及生命的情况时」 in life-threatening situations.
「最重要的手势是 代码4」 The most important hand signal is Code 4.
「代码4的意思是 安全」 Code 4 means, "All clear.
我们全都没事 "We're all good here."
代码4 安全 Code 4. All clear.
「代码387是什么? 小偷」 What is Code 387? Grand Theft.
「代码287是什么? 绑架」 What is Code 287? Kidnapping.
注意你的周围 Watch your surroundings.
情况已控制 Control the situation.
我们必需再来一次
在工作
你太废柴了
快点着装 拍檔
这样很奇怪耶 不要再这样乱搞
「记得自我防身三步骤」 Remember the 3 essential steps of self-defense.
当然 这就是我告诉你的技巧 Absolutely. It's all the technique I told you about.
好吗? 我们开始练习吧乔伊 Okay? Let's may, Joey.
试着刺我看看 Try to kill me.
你扮演一个坏人 你是个毒贩 而我是一个警察 开始 You're the bad guy. You're the crackhead, I'm the cop. Go.
来我这 攻击我 Come at me. Come at me.
你刺到我了 妈了个逼 - 抱歉 You stabbed me, you son-of-a-bitch! Sorry.
来试看看
来试看看 有很多好处的
要加入吗 张警官?
我不确定
"4:30 消防员对战僵尸会议"
管他的 我马上到
哇! Whoo!
好的! 你现在在干嘛 兄弟? All right! What you got going, my dude?
做什么都可以 我们是警察 Whatever we want! We're cops!
喔 该死 Oh, shit.
喔 该死 兄弟 我必需要靠边停了 Oh, shit, dude. I'm getting pulled over.
冷静点 张 Play it cool, Chang.
冷静点? 我没办法冷静下来 我是黑人! Play it cool? I can't play it cool. I'm black!
关掉引擎并离开车子 Turn off the engine and step out of the car.
好的 我要出来了 Okay. I'm getting out.
手放在头上 Hands on top of your head.
好的 Okay-
你穿的是洛杉矶警察制服? Are you wearing an LAPD uniform?
长官 我可以解释... 转过去! Officer, I can explain... Turn around!
张开你的脚 Spread your legs.
别反抗! Don't fight it!
长官 你在干什么? Officer, what are you doing?
哇! 长官! Whoo! Officer!
我骑在你背上! I'm gonna ride you!
喔 我的天! Oh, my gosh!
你有什么毛病啊? What is wrong with you?
你应该看看你的表情! You should have seen your face, man!
哇 你从哪弄来这个? Wow. Where did you get this?
eBay啊 兄弟 EBay, dude.
eBay? - 是啊 那有成千上万的商品 EBay? Yeah, there's tons of them.
这难道不是违法的吗? Isn't this so illegal?
不是 No.
嗯 我的意思是 是的 Well, I mean, yeah.
把警灯开起来 Putting the lights on kind of is.
我自己装上去的 I had to do that myself.
那那个洛杉矶警察的图片是 What about the LAPD shit.
网络上抓来的 Got it online.
我去了印刷店弄的 印刷店? Then I went to Kinko's. Kinko's?
我自己把他给贴上去 Plastered it on myself.
这太疯张了 兄弟 This is crazy, dude.
这就是超屌的升级 贾斯丁. Some next level shit is what it is, Justin.
是超屌的升级 Some next level shit.
#Load it up and crack a trick# Load it up and crack a trick
#I'm above the law, bitch# I'm above the law, bitch
他们是在我们门口放狗屎的家伙吗 Isn't that the guy who took a shit on our doorstep?
他是一个警察? He's a cop.
#Everybody get down# Everybody get down
警官 这里有什么麻烦吗? Officers, is there a problem?
妳今晚想进监狱是吗? Do you want to go to jail tonight?
ㄜ... Um...
你们在这啊! There you guys are!
你在说什么啊? What are you talking about?
这里有好玩的 Somewhere fun.
好耶! All right!
喔 耶! Oh, yeah!
该死的! Damn!
喔 不 不 不 我们是真的警察 这是我们的枪和... Oh, no, no, no. We're real cops. These are our guns and...
我们用$500买你们的屁股 We paid $500 for your asses.
所以现在上去开始摇你小弟弟! Now get up there and shake those dicks!
就是这样! That's right!
老娘今晚一定要爽到 I'm getting fucked tonight.
脱掉 Take it off.
过来妈妈这 Come to mama.
喔 耶! Oh, yeah!
准备好你们的钞票 女孩们 Get your dollar bills ready, girls.
现做的最好 WOMAN 23 Make it flash!
不能碰! No touching!
不要碰! Stop, guys!
我只要跳舞就好? Can I just dance?
恶 这什么鬼? Ew. What?
喔 真糟 Oh, gosh.
你们还是要付钱给我 You get what you pay for.
恶 Ugh.
好啦 我们再来一次 把车窗摇上 All right, let's do it again. Roll up the windows.
我们来了 我们来了 Here we go! Here we go!
你没有穿制服时看起来真的不一样 You look really different without your uniform.
这是在夸我还是损我 Is that a compliment or an insult?
好了 小姐 All right, young lady.
我是警察 所以我要来询问你 I'm the cop here, so I'll be asking
一些问题 夫人 the remainder of the questions, ma'am.
喔 好的 - 首先... Oh, okay. First off...
你这么漂亮怎么会没有男朋友? How on earth do you not have a boyfriend?
说真的贾斯丁 我对男人有很糟糕的经验 Honestly, Justin, I have the worst taste in men.
谢谢你 - 不 我是指... Thank you. No, I mean...
我总是吸引到一些怪异的人 我不确定 I'm a psycho magnet. I don't know.
给我举个例子 Give me an example.
好的 Okay-
就像现在 有个人一直跑到我工作的地方困扰着我 Right now, there's this guy who keeps coming in to my work and bothering me.
按照道理讲 我应该告诉他他迷路了... And normally, I would just tell him to get lost...
但是他真的很吓人 but he's like real deal scary.
下一次出现在你上班的地方 Next time this guy shows up at your work
你告诉他我要他的电话号码 you tell him I want his number.
真的 他看起来是我喜欢的型 Seriously, he seems like my type.
哇 那是真的吗? Whoa, is that real?
是啊 有时会这样 Yeah, it happens sometimes.
我喜欢 I like it.
我喜欢你 I like you.
听着 我必需告诉你一些事情 Listen, I gotta tell you something.
什么? What?
而且听起来会有点吓人 And it's gonna sound crazy.
张警官 这是洛杉矶警察... Officer Chang, this is the LAPD...
我需要你立刻离开那女孩 马上回来工作 I'm gonna need you to stop creeping out that girl and get back to work.
好啦! All right!
我必需告诉她 I have to tell her.
她是一个很好的女孩 She's too good of a girl, man.
而现在她坐在那想着我在训练日像丹佐·华盛顿 (美国黑人演员) And now she's sitting over here thinking I'm Denzel in Training Day.
更像伊森·霍克(美国演员) More like Ethan Hawke.
那是什么? 那些是什么? What's that? What are those?
喔 这个? Oh, this?
你自己弄上去的? You sew those on?
我被提拔为中士 I got promoted to sergeant.
你提拔你自己? You promoted yourself?
我觉得这是我应得的 I feel like I deserved it.
我真的不希望你为了这些变的太奇怪 I don't want you getting too weird with this.
我不会变的太奇怪的 张! I'm not getting too weird, Chang!
不要再叫我 张 Stop calling me Chang.
看看你的名牌 Look at your nametag.
我真希望能看到6呎1.. I would love to meet the 6-foot-1
高的中国人能穿这身行头 Chinese guy that can fit this outfit.
「各单位注意 我们有2735的任务要进行」 All units, all units, we have a 2735 in progress...
停一下 我要听一下这个 Stop, I wanna hear this.
「2735 要进行...」 A 2735 in progress...
国家的混乱 甜心 让我们来打击这该死的犯罪 Domestic disturbance. Sweet. Let's hit that shit.
不要 你在干什么? No. What are you doing?
要 - 不要! Yes. No!
要 让我们来处理这该死的 Yes, let's get in the shit.
不要! No!
你敢! Don't!
我们必需做这该死的 我们才不要做这该死的 We're getting in the shit! We're not getting in the shit!
我们必需做这该死的! - 不要! We're getting in the shit! No!
我可是中士! I'm a sergeant!
喔 我真的亲手揍你 贾斯丁. Oh, I'm gonna kill you, Justin.
我也要亲手揍你 I'm gonna kill you.
「据报 嫌疑人是3名女性」 Reported suspects are 3 females,
「约20出头 可能有喝酒」 early 20's, possibly intoxicated.
喔 这个才叫甜心 Oh, that's how it's sweet.
点亮樱桃般的灯吧! 哇! Light them cherries up! Whoo!
如果真的警察来了怎么办? What if the real cops come?
你在开玩笑吗 他们至少要一个小时后才来 Are you kidding? It'll take at least an hour.
这就是国家的混乱 It's a domestic disturbance call.
你怎么知道这些? How do you know that?
你为何不闭上嘴让我来做好我的专业? Would you shut up and let me do my job here?
等等等一下 - 干嘛? Wait, wait, wait. What?
计划是什么? What's the plan?
计划就是控制住这个情况 The plan is we control the situation.
我在YouTube上看到是这么讲的 - YouTube? That's what the YouTube video said. YouTube?
警察! 开门! Police! Open up!
我在车上等你 拍檔 - 张! I'm gonna wait in the car, bro. Chang!
将你的屁股移回这来 你可是我的拍檔... Get your ass back here right now. You're my partner...
感谢你们终于来了! Thank God you're here!
喔 当然 感谢我们在这了 Oh, yeah, thank God we are here.
当然 我们这里有什么问题 女士? Absolutely. What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
是我大学生联谊会的姊妹们 请你们快点进来 It's my sorority sisters. Please hurry and come in.
大学生联谊会 Sorority sisters.
喔 所以我听到你说的是你要在车里等 是吧张. Oh, I thought you said you were gonna wait in the car, Chang.
我才不要 I'm not.
我听到你说的是你要在车里等的 I thought you said you were gonna wait in the car.
退下 - 你才退下! Stand down. You stand down!
我可是中士 张 我要走在前面的 I'm the sergeant, Chang. I'm going first.
怎么变妇女会? What the hell?
你最好给我滚 You need to get out.
好吧 我要出去等了 Well, I'm out.
张 张! Chang. Chang!
我们必需控制这里的情况 We gotta control the situation.
你在跟我开玩笑? Are you kidding me?
嘿 嘿! 你必需停下来! Hey, hey! You need to stop!
我来控制住这个情况的! I'm controlling the situation!
把你的手机给我拿来! 你将会得到屁股开花啦! You need to give me the phone! You're gonna get your ass whooped!
求救! Help!
我将会控制住这个情况...喔! I will control the situation... Ow!
张 救命啊! Chang, help!
好了! All right!
不要碰我! Don't touch me!
冷静点 先生! Calm down, sir!
不好意思? Excuse me?
她是女士! - 喔 That's a ma'am! Oh.
喔 Oh.
你们俩看起来就是有气质的女士 You guys seem like two classy ladies.
让我们像成年人一样处理事情 - 对啊 Let's handle this like adults. Yes.
你叫什么名字? 普拉斯(念起来像魔戒电影里的宝贝) What is your name? Precious.
她已经不是那个普拉斯 你真正的名字是什么? She ain't that precious. What is your real name?
普拉斯 (念起来像魔戒电影里的宝贝) Precious.
是的 但是我是说你从以前到现在 你做过什么的.... Yeah, but when you were born, what did your...
不是帮派名字或是脱衣舞娘的名字 Not your gang name or your stripper name.
我就叫普拉斯 Precious.
女士 最后一次机会 你叫什么名? Ma'am, for the last time, what is your name?
就是普拉斯 It's Precious.
普拉斯 好的 那真的酷耶 真的是非常可爱的名字 Precious, okay, that's cool. That's a very pretty name.
所以普拉斯 好名字 为什么你不告诉我们这里发生了什么事 So Precious, great name, why don't you tell us what's going on here?
我会告诉你发生什么事 她试图在我背后偷吃我男人! I'll tell you what's going on! She's trying to get with my man behind my back!
我才不会睁眼说虾话! 是她的男人传讯给我! I ain't trying shit! Her man be texting me!
最好是! 你真的是屁股长歪的贱人! Hell no! You're a lying-ass bitch!
妳又叫我贱人 贱人 来看看会发生什么事! You call me a bitch again, bitch, and see what happens!
拜托妳不要再贱人来贱人去了 好吗? Just don't call her a bitch again, okay?
现在我们所要做的就是 给我你的手机 Here's what we're gonna do. Give me your phone.
你要干什么? - 别吵! What you doing? Stop!
我想回家了 I'm gonna go home.
别想了 我们可是警察 装好看一点 Stop it, we're cops. Act like it.
我会念一段安德鲁 男生所写的问题 I will be reading the part of D'Andre, the man in question.
贾康达! 贾康达 JaQuandae! JaQuandae.
你念贾康达 女生的部份 You read JaQuanda.
我绝对不要这样做 I'm not gonna do that.
"你在做什么?" "What are you doing?"
为什么你念男生的部份? Why do you get to read the boy?
贾斯丁! Justin!
"你在做什么?" "What are you doing?"
"正在喝点汤" "Eating soup.
"试着减肥而且不要吃太多" "Trying to lose some weight and stuff."
而我做到了 And I did.
"女孩 你真的减了不少" - 谢谢 "Girl, you ain't gotta lose shit." JaQUANDAE: Thank you.
"因为有美好的酒" "'Cause you fine as wine."
"听着安德鲁 不要再发短信给我了 好吗?" "Look, D'Andre, Don't be texting me again, okay?"
你听到了吗? You see?
"除非你有胆带你的坚果(蛋蛋)过来我这" "Unless you wanna get them nuts up in my guts."
喔 这里有点色! 那就是色了! Oh, that's sex! That's sex!
你可以赢的 贾斯丁! You can win this, J!
你是发什么疯了? What are you crazy?
喔! Oh!
我真的很抱歉! 不 你并没有! I'm sorry! Oh no, you didn't!
喔 哇靠! 我也感觉到我在痛了! Oh, ho-ho! I felt it!
我感觉它被压扁了! I felt the squish!
你打到我女孩了! 你为什么要这么做? You hit my girl! Why would you do that?
贾斯丁要控制住情况啊! J, control the situation!
不! No!
这是你应得的! That's what you get!
不要再说了 Don't even say it.
这就是应得的 That's what you get.
这会痛吗? Does this hurt?
喔 是的 Ouch. Yeah.
鸣 还是会痛 Ooh. Still hurts.
有多少坏人再那边? - 嗯... How many bad guys were there? Um...
有两个 但是只是小女生 她还真能打 Two, but the little girl, she could really fight.
她? - 什么? She? What?
你说她 You said she.
不 我没有 我为什么要说她? 我是跟男生打 No, I didn't. Why would I say she? I fight guys.
哇! 哇! Whoa! Whoa.
Ok 那个真的吓到我了 真的 Okay, now that scares the shit out of me, for real.
谢谢 - 哇 Thank you. Wow.
你真的是很厉害的化妆师 真的很厉害 It's cool that you're a make-up artist. That's awesome.
嗯 试着做好 Yeah, trying to be.
你是什么意思? - 我不确定 What do you mean? I don't know.
我不是一个化妆师 我是一个服务生 I'm not a make-up artist. I'm a waitress.
当我要面对现实时... When do I face reality and just...
你不可以放弃梦想 You can't give up on a dream.
看看这里 你所做的一切 Look at all this work you've done.
这才是你最想做的事情 That's the last thing you wanna do.
不然 你应该会后悔下半辈子吧 Or else you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
是啊 我也这么觉得 Yeah, I guess so.
一个坏警察给我的好意见 It's pretty insightful for a badass cop.
好的 乔希 等一下 Okay, Josie, wait.
嗯... Um...
我必需要告诉你一些事情 I gotta tell you something.
这个... This...
这个不是我 并不是 This is not me. It's not.
乔希 请等一下 Josie. Please.
Ok 乔希... Okay, Josie...
我必需告诉你一些事情 我不是警察 好吗? I need to tell you something. I'm not a cop, okay?
我是一个警察 I am a cop.
见鬼了 我是一个警察! 我是一个非常正直的警察! Holy fuck, I'm a cop! I'm a motherfucking cop!
哇! Wow.
哇 - 等一下 你说什么? Wow. Wait, what?
不 哇 我要说的意思是... No, whoa, what I meant to say is...
我不是一个好警察 对你 我不是 I'm not a good cop. For you, I'm not.
嗯 穿上它们 Yeah, put those away.
它们让我很难集中精神 It's hard to concentrate.
喔 我的天 我太火辣了 Oh, my God, I'm so hot.
喔 真糟 你怎不跟我说你是同性? Oh, my gosh. Why didn't you tell me?
喔 不 不 不 我就是我 我喜欢女生的 Oh, no, no, no. I'm all me. I like ladies.
我是喜欢女生的男人 宝贝 I'm a lady's man, baby.
你真的不需要再说什么了 You really need to stop talking.
我真为你感到骄傲 张. I'm so proud of you, Chang.
我们只有亲一下而已 兄弟 We just kissed, dude.
但是下次我再见到她 我会告诉她实话的 But the next time I see her, I'm telling her the truth.
但是今晚我们要搞大的 But tonight we're going big.
就是这样 兄弟 Yeah, man!
#Because we're cops# Because we're cops
#Cops Cops# Cops Cops
#Trying to earn a living# Trying to earn a living
嘿 嘿 嘿 闭嘴 真的 Hey, hey, hey, shut up, actually.
喔 该死的 - 我们没问题的 放轻松 Oh, shit! We're fine. Relax.
喔 这该屎的 Oh, shit!
靠边停! 法克! Pull over! Fuck!
喔 这混蛋 Oh, damn it.
该屎 我们就要进监狱了 Shit, we're gonna go to jail.
我不想进监狱 我可不想绑辫子 I don't wanna go to jail. I don't wanna braid hair.
而且还要把手机藏在屁股 - 闭嘴啦! They hide cell phones in their butts. Shut up!
我们不会进监狱的啦 只要放轻松 这会很有趣的 We're not going to jail. Just relax. This will be interesting.
这是我们现在要做的 数到3 我会把门锁上 Here's what we're gonna do. On the count of 3, I'm gonna bolt.
什么? What?
我们来看如果他们能抓到我们 你到底在说什么小? Let's see if they can catch us. What are you talking about?
让我来处理就好了 不要说话 也不要做任何傻蛋的举动 Let me handle this. Don't say a word. Don't do anything stupid.
你不要做任何傻蛋的事 - 不要做任何事 雷恩. You don't do anything stupid. Don't do anything, Ryan.
说真的 闭上嘴 Honestly, shut up.
代码4 我们这边都安全 继续前进 Code 4, we're all clear. Move on.
你知道你车上并没有挂车牌 You don't have any plates on your vehicle.
我们不确定 那个是怎么造成的 We're not sure what to make of that.
我们正在做288. We were on a 288.
当我们去房子里面时 有人偷走了我们的车牌 While we were inside, somebody stole our plates.
真的是这样吗? - 嗯嗯 Is that right? Mmm-hmm.
就是这样 所以我说 代码4 That's right. So I said, Code four.
继续前进吧 Move on.
喔 该屎的 我真的很抱歉 中士 Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Sergeant.
我没有看到你的阶级 I didn't see the stripes.
我们也经常接到很多关于警车被偷的事 We've been getting a lot of calls about stolen cop cars.
我是席格警官 这位是杰克森警官. I'm Officer Segars, this is Officer Jackson.
抱歉 中士 我们应该先确认好的 Sorry, Sergeant, we should have called it in first.
嗯 天杀的 伙计们! Well, goddamn it, guys!
不要再发生了 好吗? 这很浪费时间 Don't let it happen again, all right? That's amateur hour.
是的长官 - 是的长官 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
听着 我并不是要骂你们 Look, I don't mean to scold you.
我也年轻过 也饿过 I was young and hungry once, too.
所以我知道 我是欧梅利警官 I get it. I'm Officer O'Malley.
这是我最好的朋友跟拍档 张警官 This is my best friend and partner, Officer Chang.
最好的朋友 哈 也是好拍檔? Best friend, huh, and partner?
喔 我真希望我也有一天能这样讲 Oh, l wish I could say the same.
听着 对这种尴尬的事情 Listen, I'm kind of embarrassed about this.
有没有什么是我可以补偿给你们 我们也快下班了 Is there any way I can make it up to you? We're about to get off.
不然我带你们去喝个几杯我买单? How about we take you guys out and buy you a couple of drinks?
喔... - 是去很酷的警察酒吧吗? Oh... To a cool cop bar?
是啊 是最酷的 Yeah, it's the coolest.
如果你们买 我们喝 但是我身上没有带钱 If you're buying, we're drinking. I don't have any money on me.
嗯 当然 第一轮我们请 Well, yeah, the first round.
我很抱歉 不幸的是我们都有点小累了 I'm sorry. Unfortunately, we're a little tired.
我们已经度过了很长的一天 所以我们... We had a long day, so we're...
我不确定 如果你们有备忘录的话... I don't know if you guys got the memo...
但是张 在这有点受到打击 but Chang here is a bit of a whang.
嘿 我告诉你吧杰克森 不会出卖你们的 Hey, let me tell you something. Jackson here is no peach either.
放不停的连环屁 Non-stop donut farts.
从来没有一个不会无聊的时刻 我说的是吧 中士? Never a dull moment, am I right, Sarge?
6-7 我们在艾斯五金行遇到了代码30 6-Adam-7. We got a Code 30 at Ace Hardware.
兄弟 千万不要! Dude, no!
我们是代码6 我们走吧 We're Code 6. Let's go.
不 不 不 你想要干什么? No, no, no. What are you doing?
我们已经需变代码6 - 不 我们并没有! We're getting their six. No, we're not!
你要带头指挥吗 中士? Wanna take the lead on this, Sarge?
我? 不了 你们走前面 Me? No, you guys go ahead.
我会评鉴你们俩做为个人和团队的能力 I'm gonna evaluate you guys, individually and as a team.
去吧 我们会注意你们 Go. We got eyes on you.
马了个屎 Holy shit.
洛杉矶警察! LAPD!
洛杉矶警察局! Los Angeles Police Department!
枯漆 枯漆(模仿声) Shh, shh.
我们走吧 - 不 不 不... Let's go. No, no, no.
不要在地上爬 我在爬 Don't you crawl. I'm crawling.
奥 Ow.
什么? What?
你刚干了什么? - 我也不知道 What did you do? I don't know.
你俩去那 好的 Two here. Okay, great.
收到 - 他说了什么? Copy that. What is he saying?
他们要走靠西边的界线走 They're going in from the west perimeter
而我们走东边的界线 and we're going to the east perimeter.
不要 我们不要走任何地方 收到 No, we're not going to any perimeter. Copy that.
兄弟 雷恩! Dude, Ryan!
不 不 不! No, no, no!
你的枪是假的 Your gun's fake. Let's go.
你只要闭上你的乌鸦嘴 Shut the fuck up.
你的枪不是真的 Your gun's not real.
不要碰一个枪手的手臂! Don't touch a shooter's arm!
上啊 你这该死的法克猪! Come on, pig motherfuckers!
你不要再叫我们是猪 - 你从哪拿到那个的? Don't call us pigs! Where did you get that?
你想要这样 那我们就这样来 You wanna get weird, let's get weird.
喔 我的天啊! Oh, my God!
暂停一下! 先不要动! Hold on! Hold it!
不要动 不要动 Hold it. Hold it.
只要你放下铲子 好吗? 我们不会逮捕你的 Just take off, all right? We're not gonna chase you.
在那里站好 我们要逮捕你的 Stay right here. We are gonna chase you.
千万不要听他的 Do not listen to him.
他是个笨蛋 - 他是个笨蛋 He's an idiot. He's an idiot.
你可以走了 - 我们是警察 You can go. We are police officers.
我向你保证 我们不会逮捕你 I promise you we won't chase you.
我向你保证 我们一定会逐捕你 I promise we will chase you,
而我再向你保证 我一会抓到你 你这只老鼠 and I promise I'll catch you, you rat.
不要看他 我向你发誓 Don't look at him. I swear to you...
我们来拉小勾勾 我们不会逐捕你 I pinky swear, we will not chase you.
我们拉小勾勾发誓 - 只要来拉就好 I pinky swear. Just touch it.
他差点就答应了! He almost did it!
喔我的天啊 Oh, my God. Okay.
让我来思考一下这件事 Let me just get this straight.
你刚刚是不是要跟一个罪犯拉勾勾发誓? Did you just pinky-swear with a perp?
是啊 Yeah.
这是我经历过最尴尬的事情! That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever lived through!
你在说什么鬼? 你有看见他有多强壮吗? What are you talking about? Did you see how strong he was?
他看起就像是帕奎奥(菲律宾拳王)和 法比奥(像阿诺的模特都很壮)生的孩子一样! He looked like Pacquiao and Fabio had a baby!
逮捕他 中士 逮捕他! Take him, Sarge, take him!
去吧 这只交给你处理 - 没门 Go ahead. This one's all you. Nope.
去吧 - 没门 Go ahead. Nope.
你要处理他 中士! - 看着好好学习 You got it, Sarge! Watch and learn.
#I came in like a wrecking ball# I came in like a wrecking ball
喔 该屎的! Oh, shit!
#I never hit so hard at love# I never hit so hard at love
#All I wanted was to break your walls# All I wanted was to break your walls
喔 这什么鬼! on, my God!
#All you ever did was wreck me# All you ever did was wreck me
喔 我的天啊! Oh, my God!
#Yeah, you, you wreck me# Yeah, you, you wreck me
等一下 等一下 等一下 抓好 抓好 抓好 Wait, wait, wait. Hold, hold, hold.
让我先起来! 让我先起来!! Let me up! Let me up!
到这来 这就对了 Come here. There you go!
太厉害了 张! Way to go, Chang!
剩下的另外一个家伙勒? Where is the other guy?
什么? What?
还有其它人? 你在说什么的? What other guy? What are you talking about?
另外的一个罪犯 The other perp.
我想 应该就只有这家伙 I think it was just that guy.
你想要勾勾手发誓的那个勒? You pinky swear about that?
所以这样有2个人 是啊 2个人 There were 2. Yeah, 2.
那我们就快点找出来啊 兄弟们 快 Let's find them then, guys! Come on!
你们去后面看 我们去前面看 好吗? You take the front, we'll take the back, all right?
是的 当然 - 好的 - Yep, absolutely. - All right.
那就好! All right!
张 不要用汤姆克鲁斯跑法 (很拙的跑法) Chang. Do not Tom Cruise run.
耶! Yeah!
哇 这才是真正的生活! Whoo! That is living, man!
我还是尝的到那家伙的汗在我嘴里 I still taste that guy's sweat in my mouth.
那恭喜你 那就是胜利的味道 兄弟 Congratulations. That is the taste of victory, man.
这是你第一次逮捕 兄弟 It's your first collar, dude.
兄弟 那真的太靠近了 Dude, that was way too close.
说真的 还有什么能比这更糟的? Seriously. What's the worst that could happen?
"穿着警察制服配带徽章" "Simply wearing a police badge is
"将以联邦法律处1年刑期..." "punishable by 1 year minimum in a federal..."
这是什么鬼? What the fuck?
"配带使用警察装备..." "The use of official police equipment...
"将以联邦法律处2年刑期" "is punishable by up to 2 years in a federal penitentiary."
"驾驶具有红蓝警灯的设备将处..." "Driving a vehicle with red or blue lights is punishable...
"最多3年的刑期 并处$200,000元罚款" "by up to 3 years imprisonment and $200,000 fine."
那如果是整台警车要罚多少? What about a whole damn police car?
#Everybody get down# Everybody get down
你们中哪一个渣崽 问我一整天都在做什么? Which one of you little pricks asked me what I do all day?
我是警察 I'm a cop.
乔伊 上车吧 Joey, hop in.
不要挡我的路 Out of my way.
休息一下吧 小鬼们 Take a lap, little boys.
他是一个警察 罗恩! He's a cop, Ron!
他还是一陀屎! He ain't shit!
我喜欢喔 兄弟 I love it, man.
你看 你已经有了很大的转变 继续保持... Look, you had a great shift. You keep it up...
我保证 我会给你一个徽章的 and I'll give you that badge I promised you.
你今天又干了什么蠢事? What the hell have you been doing?
天啊 你吓的我有点挫赛了 Jesus, you scared the shit out of me.
这位是谁? And who is this?
这是乔伊 他是我们的实习生 It's Joey. He's our intern.
雷恩 你是发疯了吗? Ryan, are you insane?
没有 No.
我们可能会因为这该屎的事情进监狱好几年 We could go to jail for years for this shit.
而现在你还把一个小孩牵扯进来? And now you have a little kid involved?
这娘炮是谁啊? Who's this bitch?
我会一巴掌打在你那非洲人头上 I will slap that little afro off your head.
你真的很厉害 兄弟 不过到此为止了 好吗? You're good. Dude, this is it, all right?
脱掉你的制服 我要把它们丢掉 Take the uniform off. We're throwing them away.
我们就玩到今天 我说真的 We are done. Seriously.
你想要退休了? You wanna retire?
该屎的 Shit.
我是张 - 你很好的 This is Chang. You're good.
「我需要你马上过来 我在乔治亚店里」 I need you to come down here right away. I'm at Georgia's.
等一下 有什么问题吗 乔希? Wait. What's wrong, Josie?
请你尽快赶过来 快点 Please come down as soon as you can. Hurry.
好的 但是只是要说...哈啰? Yeah, but just tell... Hello?
他妈的 你有听到吗? Damn it. Did you hear that?
看来我们要晚点退休了 家乡小子 Looks like we're coming out of retirement, homeboy.
我们绕到后面 来给他们一个惊喜 We gotta go around back to surprise them.
好了 接下来我们要做的 All right, here's what we're gonna do.
我会快速的冲进去 而且我会说我的杀手鉴 I'm gonna bum-rush in, I'm gonna say my killer line...
然后换你进来 重复我所说的话 then you come in and repeat everything I said.
不要 No.
准备好 然后... Ready, and...
呀比康-耶 娘炮们! 全部趴下! Yippee-ki-yay, bitches! Everyone down!
呀比康-耶 娘炮们...大家... Yippee-ki-yay, bitches... Everyone...
你就是那个新来的警官是吧 So you're the new sheriffs in town.
当我不在这而抢我的地盘 Acting all hard when I'm not here.
所以 我现在回来了 Well, I'm here now.
呵 Huh.
你是新的男朋友吗? Are you the new boyfriend?
我可以先跟你说几句吗 拜托? Can I talk to you for a second, please?
没问题 男朋友 All right, boyfriend.
好的 All right.
我的拍档将会处理这里 My buddy's gonna handle this.
可以吗? Okay?
这才是真正的硬汉 你们不会想和张乱搞的 That's real steel. You don't mess with the Chang.
听着 你最好离她远远的 Listen, you gotta leave her alone now.
我甚至不会像一个警察跟你谈话 I'm not even talking to you like a police officer.
只有我跟你这守规矩的人谈话 This is just me talking to you like a regular guy.
所以你不会行使警察的权利? So this is you without a badge?
是的 只有男人对男人 Yeah. It's just man-to-man.
好的 让我们返回前面一些好了 所以 我现在是一个警察... Okay, let's backtrack a little bit. So I'm a cop now...
你又做了一次 好的 You did it again. Yep.
你觉得你有能力阻止我的生意吗 You think you can fuck with my business?
你是在威胁我吗? Are you threatening me?
我是警察 混蛋 I'm a cop, asshole.
你只是一陀屎 You ain't shit.
什么? 你想要跳一下? What? You wanna jump?
快点啊 娘炮 我们走 Come on, bitch, let's go.
快点做 Let's do it.
快点啊 我们走啊 Come on, let's go.
跳啊 Jump.
你不值得在这里做 You're not worth the paperwork.
在这里 我就是法律 I'm the law here.
你们最好... Back off...
离这里远远的 of everything.
如果下次又发生像这样的事... Next time you come to a call like this...
谁知道? who knows?
子弹是会飞的 Bullets fly.
条子总是会被打到 Cops get hit all the time.
好的 所以我们只要全部讲出来 All right, so we're just gonna come clean
告诉真的警察我们所知道的 and tell these guys everything.
全部的事情除了我们假扮警察的事 Everything except for the fact that we've been pretending to be cops.
什么? 不 What? No.
这就是所谓的承担责任 It's called taking responsibility.
这该屎的事已经不行了 This shit has gone way too far.
听起来真的很白痴 兄弟 It sounds stupid, man.
这不是白痴 - 这就是白痴 It's not stupid. It is stupid.
这是聪明 - 我的原则 这就是白痴 It's smart. By principle, it's stupid.
贾斯丁 你依然可以停止这一切 - 闭嘴 Justin, you could still stop right now. Shut up.
嗨 听着 我不知道从何说起... Hi. Listen I don't know where to begin...
我不确定要不要在这里讲... - 嘘 I should probably do the talking here... Shh.
我想我们需要做个笔录 I guess we want to file a police report.
嗯嗯 那一种笔录? Mmm-hmm. What kind of report?
嗯 他跟我在装扮警察已经好几个星期了 Uh, he and I have been pretending to be cops for the past couple of weeks.
抱歉你说啥? Excuse me?
这听起来很疯狂 - 嗯嗯 It sounds crazy. Mmm-hmm.
是的 一开始只是好玩... Yeah. it started out just as fun...
但是现在我们身陷很多麻烦需要帮忙 but now we're in a lot of trouble and we need help.
请真正的警察 From real cops.
在那等一下 安吉 Hold on a second there, Angie.
别相信这家伙说的任何一句话 Don't believe a word these guys say.
喔 法克 Oh, fuck.
他们俩是真的是搞笑来着的 These guys are a couple of real jokers!
让我猜猜 Let me guess.
你们应该是来帮我处理文件... You guys came down here to help me fill out all that paperwork...
在你们丢下我们的那个晚上 我说的对不对? you ditched us with the other night, am I right?
就是这样 是的 - 不是 That's right, yeah. No.
很高兴又见到你们 跟着我后面走 Good to see you guys again. Come on back.
我们会跟着他走 We're gonna go back.
这家伙真爱恶作据 This guy is a rascal.
不是的 我是认真的 我们真的不是警察 No, I'm being serious. We're really not cops.
这样真的不好玩 That's not funny.
乔治席格他说不用担心 George Segars, he said don't worry about it.
帮助我 拜托! Help me. Please!
待会见 安吉 See you, Angie.
我们真的不是警察 - 这真的不好玩 We're not cops. It's not funny.
他的名字是莫西 凯斯克 His name's Mossi Kasic.
他是在这名单内的头号要犯 He's top of the shitlist.
我很惊讶你们还没听说过他 I'm surprised you guys haven't heard of him.
我每天都要处理像这样的家伙 席格 I deal with guys like this on a daily basis, Segars.
我听你的 中士 但是这家伙真的不一样 I hear you, Sarge but this guy is different.
他操控一群人 去抢劫当地的商店业主... He runs a crew, preys on local shop owners...
跟移民者 就像他自己 and immigrants like himself.
他以他的武力... He muscles in...
来抢夺这些商店... takes co-ownership of the businesses...
并以此来洗钱诸如此类的事情 and then uses it for money laundering and whatnot.
他是一个怪物 He's an animal.
『嘿 亲爱的」 Hey, beautiful.
你没有任何理由跟他在一起 也没办法跟他说话 You can't reason with him, can't talk to him.
他喜好打斗 他以此为生存 He loves to fight. He lives for it.
他因此性格很疯狂 He's got this crazy temper.
他能全方位攻击 就像那样 He can snap, just like that.
没关系 It's all right.
他已经击倒一些大块头 He's taken down some big scores.
每次我们去抄他地盘, 但是...甚么都没有 Every time we raid his place, though... nothing.
我们在那找不到任何东西 We can't find anything on the inside.
我必须说 我要抓到他 I gotta say, I want this guy bad.
跟我想的一样 我也要抓到他 It's good to hear. I want him bad, too.
我每晚都在想这个 我也是 I think about it every night. Me, too.
我只是躺在床上 看着天花板..... I just lay awake, staring at the ceiling...
想着不同的方法去抓到他 just thinking about different ways to nail him.
我一直都在注意这家伙 I'm obsessed with nailing this dude.
我想要把他挂在墙上 你知道 然后... I wanna put him up on the wall, you know, and just...
"叫我的名字?" 就是这样 "What's my name?" That's right.
但是这应该不可能会发生 Anyways, that's probably never gonna happen.
发生甚么事了 兄弟?? What's going on, guys?
没事,我们只是刚好聊到 莫西 Nothing. We were just talking about Mossi.
在那小区没人敢作证反对他... Nobody in the community's gonna testify against him...
而且没有有力的证据 我们也不能干嘛 and without hard evidence, we got nothing.
那我们为何不去监视他? So why don't we do surveillance?
相信我 我想这么做 但钱少事多啊.... Believe me, I'd love to do that, but it's a little bit above my pay grade.
是阿 Right.
不管怎样... However...
你和我之间 警官... 每件事 between you and me, Sarge... Everything is.
局里有一些装备 This station has a shitload of equipment.
像是窃听器 针孔摄影机 I'm talking about wiretaps, pinhole cameras,
任何你想要的 我都能拿给你 anything you want, I can get for you.
我全要了! I want all of it.
好的 All right.
我们开始吧 耶! Let's do it. Yeah!
嘿 警官 是兄弟就来唱一下? Hey, Sarge, Brothers in Blue, should we sing it?
唱甚么? 警校的歌 来吧 Sing what? It's the academy song. Come on.
喔 耶 耶 燃烧起来吧! Oh, yeah, yeah. Fire it up.
#Brothers in blue# Brothers in blue
不错 这小子就是停不下来吧 对吧? That's good. This guy never stops, does he?
这里还有警察歌? There's a police song?
我必须学一下 你他妈的是白痴 I gotta learn that. You're a fucking idiot.
我们本来只是假装 We were supposed to turn ourselves in
现在你要来检查这些装备? and now your checking out equipment?
老兄 你听到那警察说的了 我们必须要抓到这家伙 Dude, you heard the cop. It's up to us to get this guy.
他是恶魔的化身 He is the devil's nephew.
我们不会去接近他的! We're not going near that guy!
让我整理一下 So let me get this straight.
你终于遇到你喜欢的女孩... You finally meet a girl that you like...
而且她也喜欢你 然后有一些恶棍出现... and she likes you, and then some douchebag comes around...
然后说你不能和她在一起... and says that you can't be with her...
然后你的第一个想法是烙跑? and your first thought is to run away?
是的 她说他会杀了我 Yes. He said he would kill me.
我不会让你跑走的 老兄 I'm not gonna let you run away, man.
你知道吗? You know what?
甚么? What?
你知道其他人都怎么说你吗? You wanna know what people say about you?
我知道它们怎么说. I know what they say.
但我很久不曾像现在这样感觉过 But l haven't felt like this in a long time.
我很适合当警察 I'm good at this.
我需要你 老兄 我需要你... I need you, man. I need you to...
我需要你相信我 老兄 I need you to believe in me, man.
拜托啦 Please.
好啦! I'm in.
你是不是要哭了? Were you about to cry?
耶 但我不想谈这个了 Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it.
我有点看不清楚 心脏也跳得很快 I got misty, my heart started pumping fast.
所以我们要怎么去找这家伙? So how are we gonna find this guy?
就是这了 This is it.
老天 我的侦查技术越来越好了 God, I'm getting good at this detective stuff.
这就是为啥你要穿那套衣服?? Is that why you're wearing that suit?
噢 耶 我升职了 Oh, yeah, I got promoted.
你又帮自己升职一次? You promoted yourself again?
耶 现在我是侦查佐 Yeah. I'm a detective.
你想他们会在里面做啥? What do you think they're doing in there?
我不知道 老兄 但一定是搞黑的 I don't know, man. Something shady, that's for sure.
让我们来看看 如果到里面打开那些门 Let's see if we can get inside and open those doors.
让我们来看看 如果我们都不要做 Let's see if we don't do that.
听着 张... Listen, Chang...
你可以别再这么娘炮了 好吗! you've gotta stop being such a pussy, okay?
耶 就是阿 Yeah, no shit.
老兄... Dude...
我会插爆你的菊花 I will whoop your little ass.
你碰不到他的菊花的 我会揍他 You will not touch his ass. I will hit him.
你他妈别打我 Don't you fucking hit me.
不! Don't!
噢 太完美了 Oh, perfect.
如果我现在没有涉及这件案子 我一定会举发你 If I wasn't involved in a case right now, I would light you up.
那边 那栋建筑物 那是我们的制高点 That right there, that apartment, that's our vantage point.
但应该有人住那吧 But somebody lives in there.
贾斯丁 那他们最好有好吃的食物... Justin, then they better have good food...
因为他们即将参加他们的第一个任务 because they're about to be involved in their first stakeout!
不 No.
警察办案 把门打开 Police business, open up now.
嗨 Hi.
你是个妓女吧 是吧? You are a fox, aren't you?
侦查佐? Detective?
当然 那是我的职称 Absolutely, that's my title.
老兄 Dude.
ㄜ 女士 请让我门进去 我们需要和你聊一下 Uh, ma'am, we're gonna need to come inside and talk to you for a minute, please.
喔 太好了 - Oh. - All right.
喔 耶 Oh, yeah.
这闻起来就好像有鱼在这放屁 It smells like a fish farted in here.
看看那秃头男 他种族歧视好像很严重 Look at that bald one. He looks super racist.
好像他晚上都会打呼一样 Like he snores the "N" word at night.
我有看过每一种警察秀 I've seen every cop show ever.
我很兴奋我们要一起这么做 I'm so excited we're going to be doing this together.
耶 Yeah.
让我来搞清楚 这里的情况是没有"我们" Just so we're clear, there's no "we" in this situation.
别傻了好吗 Don't be a dick.
我仍然是你们团队的一份子吧 事吧? I can still be a part of the team though, right?
当然! 不 Absolutely. No.
另外 我不是在着迷 Also, I'm not on ecstasy.
没门 No way.
我有些复杂的交友关系 I've had some very dramatic relationships.
我的治疗师说我必需要见更多持久男 My therapist says I need to meet a more stable guy.
我喜欢像你们这种穿着的人 I love a man in uniform.
你喜欢? You do?
当然 - 我不喜欢这样 Sure. I don't like this.
我曾经跟两个护理人员玩过3P I did a three-way once with two paramedics.
女士 我需要你回到你自己的房间 Ma'am, I'm going to need you to go to your room.
好的 - 你自己 All right. Alone.
你根本就不知道vibage是什么 拍檔 You do not know what vibage is, pal.
你为什么要这样做? Why would you do that?
我觉得他是一个很有趣的女士 而且他有很多东西可以给我们看 I think she's an interesting lady and she's got a lot to offer this team.
我们正在监控罪犯 我们没有时间了 We are doing surveillance. We don't have time.
噢 Ow.
好了 我们这有些动静了 伙伴 All right, we got action, people.
喔 做的好 乔伊 Oh, good work, Joe.
这是哪位? Who is that?
我觉得他应该是老大 I think he's the boss.
拍一张他的随从 Take photos of his henchmen.
你拍好了吗? You got good ones?
这很好玩吧? How fun is this?
我很抱歉吵到你们 但是我需要些帮助 I'm sorry to bother you, but I need some help.
是有关我的泡泡浴 It's my bubble bath.
他不够湿 It's not wet enough.
别想 No.
是的 这就是我们应尽的责任 Yes. That's our civic duty.
不 并不是 专注点 - No, it's not. - Focus.
我们很乐意帮助你 女士 但是我们现在不行... We would love to help you, ma'am, but we can't...
因为我们正在工作而且必需要认真工作 because we're on a case and we take our job seriously.
这样真的性感 That is so hot.
妳也很火辣 You're so hot.
「注意听我讲的」 Listen to me very carefully.
「我需要你低调点」 I need you to lay low.
「非常低调」 Very low.
「而现在」 For now.
多米尼加已经把东西送去了 The Dominicans are going to make the delivery.
所以你现在等候我的命令 And you're not going to do shit with it until I say so.
了解吗? Understood?
「你要确保每件事都暗中进行」 You gonna keep everything underground.
暗中进行? 他在说甚么? Underground? What is he talking about?
运送甚么? Deliver what?
我不知道 I don't know.
这是甚么? What's this?
这是运送的货物 这就是我们的证据 This is the shipment. This is our evidence.
你怎么知道的? How do you know that?
因为那是一群坏蛋在用的货车啊! Because it's a cargo van, and these are all bad guys.
这些家伙看起来就绝对不是好人 These guys are terrible-looking people.
打开它 Open it.
噢... 该死 Oh... Shit.
所以? So?
他们跟我说那两位的警备号码根本不存在 They tell me their badge numbers don't match up.
这证明了一件事 他们不是 洛杉矶警察 Which tells me one thing. They're not LAPD.
噢 我们死定了 Oh, we're dead.
所以 他们是? So, what are they?
联邦调查局 缉毒探员 或是甚么特殊单位. Feds, ATF, maybe a special unit.
甚么? What?
耶 我们是暗黑执行者 老兄 Yeah, we're black ops, dude.
所以 你要躲避一阵子到我查清楚为止 So, you're going to be invisible until I can figure it out.
安全起见... Just to be clear...
如果那小子不在那的话... if that little guy wasn't here...
这里将会有神秘的事情发生 some serious weird shit would be going on right now.
甚么样的事情? What kind of weird shit?
你根本就是特技演员吧? You are an acrobatic angel, aren't you?
啊 Ah.
乔伊 转过去 Joey, turn around.
噢! Oh!
好了 她该走了 Okay. There she goes.
Boom 就是他们 Boom, we got them.
那箱子里有甚么? Now what's in those crates?
我跟你同一时间看到的 我哪知道? I'm seeing it the same time you're seeing it. How would I know that?
因为在这种情况下我需要你讲清楚 I need to narrate it, because that's what you do in these situations.
你看到一些情况而且那男的对另一个大吼 You see something and one of the guys says it out loud.
然后另一个家伙说 你该走了 耶 And the other guy, you, is supposed to go, "Yeah."
噢 该死 老兄 我们必须要知道那箱子里面装了甚么 Oh, shit, dude. We gotta know what's inside those crates.
所以我们现在要干嘛? So, what do we do now?
乔伊 看好那里 Joey, watch the fort.
你要去哪? Where are you going?
事实上等一下 Wait a minute, actually.
恶... Oh...
那真是爽 That is so hot.
他在那 There he is.
这主意真的很烂 是吗? This is a terrible idea. Is it?
老兄 你在开玩笑吗? Dude, are you kidding?
不 No.
他跟他们是一伙的 He's a gang member.
正确 Exactly.
放轻松 我只是要跟他说说话 Relax, I'm just gonna go talk to him.
我根本没办法放松 你根本就是白痴 I will not relax. You're an idiot.
我能搞定的 I got this.
你好 Hello.
你有权保持沉默... You have the right to remain silent...
他又来了 Here we go.
贾斯丁 快过来帮我! Justin, help me now!
你所说的一切将会成为呈堂证共 Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
你可以聘请一位律师 You have the right to an attorney.
如果你请不起律师 将会有委任... If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed...
他在咬我的脖子! 他在咬我的脖子! He's biting my neck! He's biting my neck!
噢! Ow!
我能跟你说一下话吗? Can I talk to you for a second?
当然 Sure.
这是在搞甚么鬼! What the fuck!
我们必须知道箱子里面是甚么 We've gotta find out what's in those crates.
你在跟我开玩笑吗? 我不... Are you kidding me? I'm not...
不! No!
给我进去! Get in!
给我进去车子! Get in the car!
好了- Okay-
所以我们现在要开始绑架人了吗? So we're kidnapping people now?
不 贾斯丁 这叫做侦讯 No, Justin, it's called an interrogation.
我们要上哪去侦讯他? Where are we going to interrogate him?
他只是个朋友. 他只是个朋友. He's just a friend. He's just a friend.
我们必须要从他身上知道箱子里是甚么 We gotta get the information out of him about what's in those crates.
他根本不说英语 老兄 He doesn't even speak English, dude.
那我们就拷问他 Then we torture him.
你就是神秘那个 你必须扮黑脸 You're the mysterious one. You have to be bad cop.
所以我必须拷问他? So now I'm torturing him?
嘿 是谁说到要拷问的 是你吗? Hey, who said anything about torture, Your Honor?
你3秒钟前才说的 安静 老兄 You just did 3 seconds ago. Shut up, dude.
这是紧急情况 This is a serious moment.
想办法让他说 Make him talk.
你做得到的 好吧 You can do it. All right.
你做得到的! 耶, 准备开始吧! You can do it! Yeah, born ready!
听我说 你这个小孬孬... Listen to me, you little dick-snatch...
那是啥? What was that?
他吐在我脸上 他根本就不怕我 He spit in my face. He's not afraid of me.
你知道吗 那就让他怕你 You know what, then make him afraid of you.
Reservoir Dogs老兄 把耳朵割下来 (Reservoir Dogs是一部残酷黑帮电影) Reservoir Dogs, dude. Gut the ear.
让这个变真的吧 (Reservoir Dogs是一部残酷黑帮电影) Be realistic for once.
左边上面 我在弄了 Lift up that side. I'm trying.
箱子里是甚么? 箱子里是甚么? What's in those crates? What's in those crates?
你这个根本就不是水刑 This is not how you waterboard.
这就是了! 你没看过 00:30零晨密令吗? (00:30零晨密令猎杀宾拉登的电影) Yes it is! Have you seen Zero Dark Thirty?
没有 但我知道怎么弄 No, but I know how to waterboard, though.
不准给我喝! Stop drinking it!
你们到底在搞啥? What the hell, man?
你这样做真的太可悲了 这样实在太尴尬了 It's sad what you're trying to do. It's embarrassing.
好啦 我恨 莫西 All right. I hate Mossi.
每个人都是这样 我会告诉你想知道的任何事情 Everybody does. I'll tell you anything you want to know.
但是别再那样乱搞了! Just stop this shit!
为什么你之前不这么说? Why didn't you say that before?
我们还叫你说英语 And that you spoke English.
你们啥都没问 就直接把我从卡车里拉出来 You didn't ask. You guys pulled me out of my truck.
你把我拖在地上 You drag me across the fucking ground.
那是我 That's on me.
你把我塞进警车的后座 You throw me in the back of a cop car.
还用枪指着我的脸! Point the guns in my face!
听着 或许我们在这里有些误会 Look, maybe we got off on the wrong foot here.
是阿 或许 Yeah, maybe.
你要啤酒吗? You want a beer?
好啊 听起来不错 Yeah, beer sounds good.
你叫甚么名字? What's your name?
我叫 宝柏 My name is Pupa.
嘿 听着 如果我们给你松绑 If we untie you, do you promise
你保证不会装疯然后杀了我们? not to freak out and kill us?
我保证我不会装疯 I promise not to freak out.
噢 老兄! Ah, man!
说真的 我根本不知道箱子里是啥 For real, I don't know what's in those crates.
因为 莫西 给我很高的酬劳 But Mossi paid some heavy cash for whatever's in there.
那我们要怎么知道? But how do we find out?
莫西 会在今晚举办趴踢 我听到一些疯狂的传言 Mossi's having one of his parties tonight. I hear shit gets crazy.
每次他办的趴踢都会持续到有3个人死掉 At least 3 people die, everytime he has a party.
甚么? 然后那些箱子就会出现在那... What? Those crates will be there...
但如果你等到明天那些东西就不见了 but if you wait until tomorrow that shit's going to be gone.
所以我们要今晚行动 你必须今晚行动 So we gotta do it tonight. You gotta do it tonight.
这游戏真的屌爆了! Shit, this game is gangster!
真的吗? 屌爆了? Really? Gangster?
真的阿 老兄 我问你 我能在哪买到这游戏? It is, man, I tell you. Where can I buy this thing?
你要知道 宝柏 这讲起来真的有点复杂 You see, Pupa, it's kind of complicated.
这里有很多还没上市的游戏 There's a lot that goes into making games these days.
噢 贾斯丁 Oh, Justin.
很多的经营 我是在跟一群人说话 A lot of politics. I'm talking to a lot of people.
听起来像是你被排挤了 听来是这样 It sounds like you bitched out, is what it sounds like.
你必须要为你的理想奋斗 You gotta go in there and fight for your shit.
你不相信你自己吗? Don't you believe in yourself?
你要走进那跟他们说... You gotta go in there and tell them...
"这是我的游戏 我们要照我的风格走" "This is my game. We're going to do it my way.
"让这游戏立刻上市给人买" "Put the game out there now, for people to buy it."
我必须说 我们需要混进那个趴踢 I gotta say, we have to get into that party.
我们需要在今晚混进去 We gotta get in that party tonight.
我有点听不太懂你在说啥 I don't understand what you're saying.
当你说得很兴奋的时候 你说的英语口音..... When you start getting excited, your English escapes you...
开始变得有点大舌头了 and you get really native in your tongue.
我们要怎么混进去那趴踢? How do we get into that party?
当我在说的时候这个口音听起来像... When I'm speaking English but it still sounds like...
像那个 我不知道你在说啥 Like that, I don't what you're saying.
你甚么都没听到吗? You didn't get any of that?
gay? Qué?
你还是没注意到... You didn't get any...
Gay? 我的老天爷 Qué? Holy shit.
甚么? 甚么? What? What?
这个听起来有一点点奇怪... This is gonna sound a little bit weird...
但你们两应该可以当兄弟了 But you two could pass as brothers.
恶! 不! 这家伙很恶心! Ew! No, this guy's gross!
无意冒犯 No offense.
无意冒犯? 你刚才才说 "恶" No offense? You just said, "Ew."
上一个对我说"恶"的人是我老妈 The last person who said, "Ew" to me, was my mother.
嗯 Hmm.
你们知道她现在在哪吗? You guys know where she is right now?
天堂? - 你猜对了 Heaven? You got it.
天堂 Heaven.
所以她是自然死亡吗? Hopefully from natural causes?
如果我生气做了些蠢事叫做自然... If me getting angry and doing something foolish is natural causes...
那么就是了 then yes.
你看起来很帅 - 谢谢你 You look handsome. Thank you.
你的长相很出色 我要来开始玩了 A great-looking guy. Now I'm here to play war.
嘿, 张 我要如何把你... Hey, Chang. How do I make you...
弄得很像他? look like him?
该死. Shit.
我们有多少时间? How much time we got?
ㄜ... - 闭嘴 Uh... Shut up.
我需要水,3个碗和去皮的柠檬 赶快! 开始行动!! I need a water, three bowls and a lemon peel. Come on, people, let's go!
这才是我女朋友 That's my girl.
她说她和两个护理人员玩3P She said she'd done a three-way with a couple of paramedics.
嗯-嗯 我想这是个结婚的好对象 Mmm-hmm I think this the marrying type.
听起来是要给我的 Sounds like it to me.
好了 你准备好了吗? All right. Are you ready?
我们准备好了. We're ready.
噢 喔-喔 Oh, ho-ho.
那真是太帅了 好... That's handsome. Well...
我看起来就像被打了一拳的 利伟恩 (利伟恩是美国著名饶舌歌手) I look like someone hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
利伟恩! Lil Wayne!
他用利伟恩讲了个笑话 ! He made a joke about Lil Wayne!
噢 该死! 那真是太好笑了 Oh, shit! That's funny.
嘿 乔希 我必须说你真是个出色的艺术家 Hey, Josie, I gotta say you're one heck of an artist.
- 谢谢你 - 你也不客气 女孩 - Thank you. - You're fine, too, girl.
耶 她很体贴的 Yeah, she's pretty.
乔希 乔希 看着我 看着我 Josie, Josie, look at me. Look at me.
现在别做得太热情 好的 Don't do intense right now. Okay.
你真的超体贴的 那是我所要说的 You're crazy fine, that's all I'm saying.
那是个赞美 That's a compliment, now let it go.
只要再说一件事 Just gonna say one more thing.
我不会,我不会那样说 I wouldn't, though, is what I'm saying.
我保证这样一定可以的 I promise it's going to be okay.
我的意思是 我想要脱掉你的衣服... I mean, I would like to take off your dress...
然后把我那放到你那 and put my penis inside of you.
我真的很想在那乱搞一下 I'd really like to get all up in that shit.
不 像是在她的那里 No, like in her vagina, though.
我知道 但你不能那样说 感谢你 老兄 I know, but you can't say that. Appreciate it.
我不会把那个放到你的屁股 I wouldn't put it in your butt.
我该走了 愿你有个美好的一天 女士 I gotta go. And a good day to you, madame.
你觉我要应该要放个 "洛杉矶警察卧底行动" 在我的履历? Do you think I could put "Undercover sting operation for the LAPD" on my resume?
当然要阿 Absolutely.
你有看到我说"女士?" 那是法语 Did you see when I said "madame?" That's French.
那真贴心 That was sweet.
给你吧 老兄 Here you go, buddy.
如果我开始冒汗的话 老兄 What if I start sweating, dude?
这些刺青应该会从我脸上跑掉吧 These tattoos are gonna run down my face.
那就别流汗 Then don't sweat.
你说啥 "别流汗?" 我不干了 What do you mean, "Don't sweat?" I'm not doing this.
为什么你要去当娘炮? Why you got to be such a bitch?
宝柏 不准叫我娘炮 Pupa, don't call me a bitch.
你做了一些很屌的游戏 如果你设计了它 那你就要去执行它! You made such a cool game. If you make it, then you got to play it.
我也要跟他说一样的话 I've been saying that this whole time.
你设计了一个很屌的游戏 现在你只要去5"竹"行它 You made such a cool game, now you gotta play it.
你的口音是怎么了? What are you doing with your accent?
你对你的声音做了甚么? What are you doing with your voice?
我非常同意你说的 I was agreeing with you.
但你有个口音 But you have an accent.
我知道你同意我 但你好像在学我说话的口吻 I know you are agreeing with me, but you're saying it like I was.
我所说的是 你做了一个很棒的游戏而且我相信你 What I'm saying is, you made a great game and I believe in you.
所以你现在只要去"竹"行它 So, now, you just gotta play it.
好啦 兄弟 随便他怎么说吧 All right, dude. Feel free to rob him.
喔 老天 他听不见你 我只是从现在开始要无视你的存在 Oh, boy. He can't hear you. I'm just going to ignore him from now on.
为什么是我? How is this on me?
这真是疯了 This is insane.
听着 贾斯丁, 不管发生了甚么事... Listen, Justin, no matter what happens...
不管谁对你说了甚么 no matter what anyone says to you,
你只要对他们说... all you gotta say to them is...
那是甚么意思? What does that mean?
意思是 "舔我的蛋和屌,你这个喇叭男" It means, "Suck my balls and cock, you cocksucker."
耶, 就这么说 好吧 Yeah, just say that. Okay.
祝你好运 你将会需要它的 Good luck, homes. You're gonna need it.
听着 我要跟你说 我们很多地方看起来很像 Look, I'm telling you, we look a lot alike.
但 莫西 可能会认出你不是我... But Mossi is probably gonna recognize that you're not me...
然后他就会把你的脸切掉! and then he gonna cut your face off!
好了 那是...? All right. Is that...?
你到底在说甚么? What are you talking about?
噢! 我的错 这不好笑 Whoo! I'm sorry. It's not funny.
等等 甚么? Wait a second. What?
还有个东西要给你 One extra touch for you.
好样的 在这里 Pretty good, right here.
我的老天 不 Oh God, no.
只要相信他 放进去 Just trust him. Put it in.
你把这个放到你嘴吧 哇 雷恩! You put this in your mouth. Ow. Ryan!
你会需要它 你需要它 老兄 You'll need it. You need it, man.
他来啰~~ Here they come.
哇 哇 啊~~~! Ow. Ow. Aah!
我死定了我 I'm going to die here.
这里闻起来好像监狱或拘留所 It smells like prison and bad parenting.
噢!噢! Oh! Oh!
「放轻松!你一定可以进去再出来的」 Relax! You'll be in and out.
我们所要做的就是查出那些箱子里有啥 你一定可以搞定的 All we gotta do is find out what's in those crates and you'll be done.
我们得到那东西后 你就可以出来了 We'll get footage of it, and you're out.
你说起来真轻松 他们都一直盯着我看 That's easy for you to say. They are all staring at me.
那就看回去 你是个黑帮杀手! Then stare back at them. You are a cholo vato killer!
「享受它们吧」 Own that shit!
我只舔蛋蛋和香肠 I suck balls and cock.
恶 Ah.
唉喔~~ Co?o.
老兄 这方法真的有效ㄟ That's what I thought. Ah, dude, I think it's working!
太好了 张! 你告诉它们! Hell yeah, Chang! You tell them!
「太好了 我们进去了」 Nice! Okay, we're in!
「老兄 那些辣妹真的超辣」 Dude, those chicks are hot.
闭嘴 老兄 我快疯了! Shut up, dude. I'm freaking out.
「放轻松 你就学一下别人是怎么站的」 Just relax. Be like everybody else or you'll stand out.
很好 Good.
「老兄 你在干吗?」 Dude! What are you doing?
我在跳白人舞蹈而已 I'm doing my white girl dance.
「别搞那些了」 Stop doing that shit!
这里一定有一些暗房或是仓库 There's got to be some sort of back room or storage area.
你应该有带你的蛋蛋来这吧 You've got some balls coming in here.
跟我来 Come with me.
莫西 要跟你说话 Mossi's gonna wanna speak to you.
我会一直看着你 Ok Been looking for you. Okay.
该死 我要怎么做? Shit, what do I do?
「我不知道,但别太紧张」 I don't know, but don't be nervous.
「但是也别搞砸了」 But don't fuck it up, either.
你在这里干甚么? The fuck are you doing here?
你该不会是搞丢我的箱子吧 I best not be finding out you lost one of my crates.
「让他说箱子里是啥」 Make him say what's in those crates!
嗯... Um...
我们说的那些箱子里面到底是甚么 老兄? What exactly are we referring to in those crates, bro?
把这个吸掉 Hit this shit.
不了 老兄 我已经不吸很久了 Nah, bro. I'm already super piped-out.
我以前喜欢 这种烟管那种烟管 各式各样的都有 I was like, this pipe, that pipe, every pipe.
你知道我在说什么吗? 你感觉到了吗? 唉唷 You know what I'm saying? You feel me? Co?o.
我没问你 I didn't ask.
「就这样做 兄弟 他在测试你」 Just do it, dude. He's testing you.
你刚做了"cranked up" 蠢蛋 You just got cranked up, fool.
雷恩 我吸了什么? "cranked up"是什么意思? Ryan, what did I just smoke? What does "cranked up" mean?
你刚吸的是钻石冰毒 兄弟 You just smoked crystal meth, dude.
钻石冰毒? - 「这不会影响你的」 Crystal meth? It's not going to affect you.
这不会影响我? 你在说什么? It's not going to affect me? What are you talking about?
『在那里! 他们有地下室 你必需下去」 Right there! They have a basement! You gotta go down there.
不要 兄弟 我感觉我眼皮一直在跳 No way, dude. Frigging twitching right now.
「不要现在跑掉!」 Do not puss out now!
我要离开了 I'm pussing out.
听我说 Listen to me.
你必需要下去并看一下那里有什么 You gotta go down there and see what that was.
你听我说好吗? You listen to me, all right?
我现在心跳的很厉害! I'm having a heart attack right here!
「好啦 先把旁边的窗户打开」 All right, just open up that window.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
你打我的脸干嘛? 是我啦! Why'd you hit me in the face for? It's me!
闪开 我要帅气的进来 Move! I've got an awesome entrance.
真他妈的赞 Fuck, yeah!
这样很拙 That wasn't cool.
你穿的这个是什么? - 我现在应该要穿的 What the fuck are you wearing? Here's where we're at.
我上网查了一下 这里的地下有一个安全屋 I did some intel, and that's their safehouse down there.
在这种情况下做为领袖 As the leader in our situation,
我必需要先检查那是什么 I'm gonna check that out first.
你去走廊帮我把风 好吗? You're gonna hang out in the hallway and stand guard, okay?
什么? 不要 兄弟 我现在正嗨上头! What? No, dude, I'm on crystal meth!
我知道 这太厉害了 我非常羡慕你现在这样 I know, it's awesome. I'm very jealous of that.
这样好玩吗? 我已经做过11次了 - 11次? How fun is it? I've done it 11 times. Eleven?
而且我还吸过"快克"一次 And I smoked crack once.
快点走吧! - 不要 拜托 Let's go! No, please.
不要留我一个人在这 拜托 我现在全身发痒 Don't leave me alone here. Please, I'm itching.
我感觉好像有什么东西要从我鼻子流出来了 I've got this post-nasal drip thing going.
不要那样做 你这样会让我... Don't do that! You're gonna make me...
别... 嘿! 赶快想点别的事情 Don't... Hey! Think about something else.
想一下苹果派 Think about apple pie.
我要把这假牙拿起来了 I've got to take my teeth out.
我要把我帽子拿掉了 I gotta take the hat off.
我要把耳机拿下来了 - 我也要把假发拿下 I gotta take this thing off my ear. Wig off.
好 快来 Okay, come on.
你到底在搞什么鬼东西? What the hell are you doing?
喔 该屎 我的眼皮一直跳 Oh, shit. I can't stop twitching.
好啦 只要试着别去想 平常心面对 Okay, just don't think about it. It's a mind thing.
好 Okay-
快来吧 贾斯丁 Come on, J.
我好害怕 抓着我的手 I'm so scared. Hold my hand.
我才不要抓着你的手勒 I'm not holding your hand.
兄弟 我觉得我对钻石冰毒上瘾了 Dude, I think I'm addicted to crystal meth.
你才吸了一口而已 You just smoked it once.
喔 我的天 我可能要吸个屌才能嗨起来 Oh, my God. I would suck dick for this high.
你一定是在跟我开玩笑 You've got to be kidding.
我不会这样做 但是如果我做了? I wouldn't, but what if I do?
我可不想真的去吸个屌 I don't want to suck dick.
因为我知道我对这个一定很在行 Because I know I'm gonna get good at it.
喔! Oh!
好样的! Shit!
看看这灯光! Look at all these lights!
没有这些光 我们根本不会对这些枪有兴趣 是吧? Not the lights. We're excited about the guns, right?
是啊 是啊 Right. Right.
老天爷啊贾斯丁 就是那些箱子 Holy shit. Justin, it's the crates.
检查一下 中奖啦 兄弟 Check it out. Jackpot, dude.
中-他妈的大-奖 Jack-motherfucking-pot.
看到这些标签了吗? - 看到了 老兄 See these tags? Yeah, man.
你知道这些是什么吗? You know what these are?
这些是警察所没收的枪枝 These were confiscated by the police.
赞喔 Yeah.
他们应该要消毁这些东西 他把他全偷过来了 They were supposed to destroy this shit. He stole all this.
我感觉我现在真爽 I feel real good right now.
我想要建点什么东西 我们应该来建点什么东西! I want to build a porch. We should build a porch!
就是现在 那一定屌 - 是啊 Right now! That'd be great. Right.
我都不知道如果我很在行木工或其它... I don't even know if I'm good at woodwork or anything...
但是我感觉 我一定可以做 but I feel like I can do that.
嗯 兄弟 看着我 Mmm. Dude, look at me.
嘿! 嘿! Hey! Hey!
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
你现在是发疯了吗 兄弟? You wanna go crazy, dude?
不 No.
我也不是 Neither do I.
谢谢你 这让我感觉我还是个领袖 Thank you. That makes me feel like a leader.
老天 你知道这是什么东西吗? Holy shit. You know what this is?
衣服 Clothes.
这是特种部队的装备 老兄 This is actual SWAT gear, man.
这应该是真的 我们应该不会建造什么东西了 Let's be real. We're never gonna build a porch.
我们只是在骗我们自己 兄弟 We're just lying to ourselves, man.
我想死了 兄弟 I just want to die, dude.
你到底是怎么了 老兄? What the hell is going on with you, man?
有东西在我心中 它很痛 Something's going on inside my heart. It hurts.
我们走吧 瘾君子 快点 我很抱歉 Let's go, meth head, now. I'm sorry.
快点! 我很抱歉 兄弟 Now! I'm sorry, man.
我很伤心! I feel so sad!
不要讲了 Stop.
哇 Whoa.
看这可以走到多远 Look at how far this one goes.
你又在干什么鬼? What are you doing?
这真是个白色的垃圾 我也不知道我在说什么 This is so white trash, I don't even know what I'm saying.
那是什么声音? What is that sound?
我们的英雄从黑暗中解放出来了 Our heroes rise from the depths of Hades!
停下来 兄弟 你越来越吓人了 Stop, dude. You're getting so scary.
嘿 兄弟 你要去哪 等我一下 Hey, man, where are you going? Wait up.
我知道了莫西 看起来跟原版的萨德将军很像 (超人电影的大反派) I got it. Mossi looks like the original General Zod.
嘿! - 啊! Hey! Aah!
嘿 Hey-
就是现在 你和我 You and me, right now.
等一下! - 我要把你的皮剥掉 Wait! I'll rip your head off!
暂停暂停 好吗? Timeout, okay?
我是说真的 伙计! Seriously, guys!
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
谁要当下一个? Who's next?
该死 Fuck.
看一下 中奖啦 Check it out. It's a jackpot.
什么? What?
看这些枪... Look, with the guns...
跟特种部队的装备 还有莫西的老大 我已经可以牵制住这些家伙了 with the SWAT, and Mossi's boss, I got all his guys pinned.
我有足够的证据可以关他好几年了 I've got enough evidence to put this guy away for years.
这很好 兄弟 记得那个很长的地道吗? That's great, man. Remember that long tunnel?
看它通到哪? See where it leads?
他通到了乔治店 It leads to Georgie's.
喔 Oh.
那就是为什么要对乔治店的人那么坏 That's why he wants Georgie's so bad.
这不是关于洗钱 而是关于他要控制... It's not about money laundering. It's about having control...
控制这两边 控制这个地道 of both ends of the tunnel.
你看到了吗? - 为什么? Do you see? Why?
这是一个好问题 That's the right question.
你还记得席格说过他们去突袭莫西... Do you remember Segars said that every time that they raid Mossi...
但是到那边确什么都没有 they come up with nothing.
他在利用那地道来逃跑跟运送装备 He's using the tunnel as an escape route to get rid of all the stuff.
我破了这案件了 兄弟 I cracked the case, man.
我对这真在行 这真让人感到害怕 I'm getting so good at this that it's scary.
你要把它拿去哪? Where are you going with that?
拿去警察局给他们 To the police station, to turn it in.
不行 不可以 就像我们说的... No, you're not. We're mailing it in...
以匿名方式寄过去 anonymously like we said.
贾斯丁 别这样 这是我发现的 Justin, come on. This is my collar.
不能让别人知道是我们 No one can know this was us.
你是哪里有问题啊? What is wrong with you?
什么问题 我可是很努力在做 I worked hard on this.
你怎么变的这么胆小? Why are you getting so pissed off?
因为我差点死在那边! Because I almost died in there!
好啦 看着我的脸! All right. Look at my face!
我吸了钻石冰毒! I smoked crystal meth!
那不好笑! 好啦 That's not funny! All right.
这是为了甚么? 你就这么想证明你自己吗? And for what? So you could have some self-worth for once?
这是哪里来的 兄弟? Where is this coming from, man?
我并不是想要证明什么! I didn't do this for my self-worth or whatever!
我这么做只是要像莫西这样的人消失... I did it to get a guy like Mossi off the streets...
而我要去做! and we're going to!
不像你 因为要忍受你的生活而突然跑掉... Unlike you, who runs away...
在任何时候 任何地方! anytime anything in your life gets tough!
或许那是因为你现在还在这里 And maybe that's why you're still nowhere.
喔 我还在这里 我? Oh, I'm still nowhere? Me?
对 就是你 Yeah, you.
你都已经游手好闲的过了8年! You've been moping around for 8 years!
抱怨着"喔 生活吓到我了 这就是为什么我进不了职业的" Complaining about, "Oh, life screwed me. That's why I didn't go pro."
生活吓到我了 这就是为什么我进不了职业的 Life did screw me. That's why I didn't go pro.
是你突然离开那个派对的 You jumped off a roof at a pool party.
这就是你如何看不起你自己 That's how you injured yourself.
小心你现在要去的地方 Be careful of where you're going right now.
生活并没有吓到你 你只是在吓你自己 Life didn't screw you. You screwed yourself.
那怕负起一次责任也好 Take some responsibility for once.
为什么你不来做个真男人一次 Why don't you act like a man for once,
因为你不懂这种感觉的 because you might like the way it feels.
你知道吗? 每个人都在说你 You know what? Everyone was right about you.
说什么? About what?
你是个废柴 You're a loser.
做个真男人 Be a man.
好的 OK 我会做给你看男人该做什么 All right, okay. I'll show you what a man does.
我会做给你看男人该做什么! I'll show you what a man does!
你抓到莫西? You got Mossi?
我抓到他把柄了 I got him.
哇 Wow.
从这份文件内 我找到了足够的证据... In this envelope, l got enough hard evidence...
能让莫西 凯斯克关很多年了 to put away Mossi Kasic for a lot of years.
哇靠! Holy cow!
你和张真是一对好搭档 你知道吗? You and Chang make a great team, you know?
是啊 Yeah.
我必需把这个交到正确的地方 你能帮我吗? I gotta get this in the right hands right away. Can you help?
布洛林侦探 他会来帮助你的 Detective Brolin. You've heard of him.
他正指控犯罪组织部门 他会喜欢的 He's in charge of the Organized Crime Division. He's gonna love this.
这表示你可以直接破案了 Might as well go straight to the top.
直接破案 Straight to the top.
做就对了 Let's do this.
嗯 你好吧 婴儿肥女孩? Mmm. What's up, baby girl?
卡尔你再把车子停到我的位子 我会揍你的小弟 Carl, park in my spot one more time and I'm gonna punch you in the dick.
赖瑞! 去你妈的! Larry! Fuck you!
很好 很好 Okay. Okay.
非常好! Okay!
做的好! All right!
他来了 There he is.
布洛林侦探 Detective Brolin.
我想你会喜欢见到欧梅利中士 I would like you to meet Sergeant O'Malley.
欧梅利 这是布洛林侦探 O'Malley, this is Detective Brolin.
很高兴认识你 Pleasure.
是啊 Yeah.
请坐 Have a seat.
欧梅利中士说他掌握了一些有利的证据... Sergeant O'Malley says he's got some hard evidence...
针对莫西 凯斯克. on Mossi Kasic.
足够抓到他和他的同党 Enough to take him and his whole crew down.
我想起有些东西 还没放进去... There's some things in here I didn't put...
没关系 It's okay.
没关系 我只是随便看一下 It's okay. I wanna take a look at it anyway.
欧梅利中士 已经开始监视... Sergeant O'Malley has been doing some surveillance...
莫西和他的同党有一段时间了 of Mossi and his crew for quite awhile now.
我想他应该已经有不少好料在这里面了 长官 I think he's got some good stuff in there, sir.
他看起来相当聪明 He seems pretty excited about it.
给我们一点时间独处 Give us a minute alone.
是 长官 Yes, sir.
不是你 Not you.
放轻松点 Relax.
你是谁? Who are you?
我再问你一次 你是谁? I asked a question. Who are you?
在你做任何事之前 我已经做了警察该做的部份 Before you do anything, I already made copies of that.
你有家庭吗? Do you have a family?
你父母亲还活着吗? Are your parents still alive?
是的 我父母亲还活...没有 Yeah, my parents are alive... No.
我可是以卧底身份在进行调查... I am running a routine undercover investigation...
来抓到莫西 凯斯克... to bring down Mossi Kasic...
而且你已经干涉进来了 and you're interfering.
这不是真的 That's not true.
喔 这不是真的? - 当然不是 Oh, it's not true? No.
好吧 不论你是谁... Well, whoever you are...
我建议你快滚 越远越好... I suggest you run, very far away...
并且睁大你眼睛注你看你后面... and grow eyes in the back of your head...
因为你永远不会知道他啥时要来 because you're never gonna know when it's coming.
你知道我是谁吗? Do you know who I am?
我将会是一个... I'm the guy who's gonna...
打倒我 Take me down.
你看太多警匪电影了 You've been watching too many movies.
是 Yeah.
但我还是会打倒你 But I'm still gonna take you down.
我猜我们会再见面 So I guess we'll see.
我想也是 I guess we'll see.
嘿 欧梅利 你要去哪里? Hey, O'Malley, where are you going?
我有些东西放在车上忘了拿 席格 I forgot something in my car, Segars.
哇 Wow.
这个游戏太屎 太鸟了 This sucks shit. This isn't cool.
当我参与是很棒的游戏 When I came up with it, it was cool.
他们的超能力勒? Where are their superpowers?
我们可以再加一些超能力给消防员 We can give the firefighters superpowers.
只是... It's just...
只是什么? It's just what?
只是你的主意太烂了 托德 It's just your idea sucks shit, Todd.
你说什么? - 我说你的主意太烂了 What was that? I said your idea sucks shit.
贾斯丁 你在哪里? 尽快连络我越快越好 Justin, where are you? Call me as soon as you get this.
你知道那个高个子 那家伙可能是莫西的老大? You know that mobster, the guy we thought was Mossi's boss?
他是一个警察 He's a cop.
而且他已经拿走我所有的证据... And he's got all of our evidence...
这就代表莫西知道全部的事情 which means Mossi knows everything.
这该屎的 兄弟! Holy shit, dude!
我们屎定了! 屎定了! 屎定了! We're dead! Dead! Dead!
好吧 没有 Okay, no.
所有事情都会好起来 Everything is gonna be fine.
没有任何事能追查我们的 Nothing can trace back to us.
他的名字是雷恩 欧梅利 His name is Ryan O'Malley,
而且他现在跟这男子在一起... and he currently lives with this guy...
贾斯丁 米勒 Justin Miller.
好的 全部印出来送到我的办公室 Okay, print everything out and bring it to my office.
等我一下 Hold on a second.
我发现问题点了 I found the problem.
他们根本就不是真的警察 They're not even real cops.
你是什么意思 他们不是真的警察? What do you mean they're not real cops?
「你听到我说的了!」 Just what I said!
我们现在要非常小心 We gotta take care of this right away.
抓到他! Get it done!
我要在街上看见你们行动 在地下 任何人都可以抓他们 I want the word on the street, underground! Anyone who gets them!
你真的不应该到这里来 让我们单独谈谈 You're not even supposed to be in here, let alone talking.
一群穿着连身裤的消防员... A bunch of shirtless firefighters...
用软管来喷射僵尸? spraying zombies with their hoses?
你们到底是在做什么游戏啊 兄弟? What kind of game you trying to make, bro?
我会给你一秒的时间 你最好马上给我滚 I'm gonna give you one second to get the fuck out of here.
你喜欢这样? You like that?
这家伙疯了 This guy is crazy.
是啊 Yeah, ese.
在几个星期前... Now, a few weeks ago...
我告诉你一个好玩的游戏而你不听 I pitched you a game and you didn't listen.
那真的让偶很伤心 That really hurt my feelings.
你当时在那 你也在 You were there. So were you.
现在 我要再一次的介绍我的游戏 Now, I'm going to pitch my game again
而你们要听我讲完... and you're going to hear me out...
或者我会揍这该屎的 在你们离开前 or I'm going to beat the shit out of everyone in this room.
在这之前我打过女人的 And I've fought women before.
我没有赢... I didn't Win...
但我还是救回我自己 but I'm down to redeem myself.
「如果我们是发自内心在做游戏...」 What if we made a game so visceral...
「这会让你感觉到你真实生活中是否危险?」 that it made you feel like you were in real life danger?
这就感觉你要走下坡? To feel like it's about to go down?
「不要把它想成是一个游戏」 Don't think of it as a game.
「把它想成是生活中真实发生的」 Think of it as a real life experience.
「你是一个警察」 You are a cop.
「我的游戏是关于一个危急情况」 My game is about getting into situations
「你不会想发生在你真的生活上」 you wouldn't be in in your normal life.
这种情况是很危险的 Situations that are dangerous.
真实 Real.
你真的有可能在探索时被杀死 Where it felt like you could actually get killed.
啊! Aah!
真正的暴力不是像电影所演的 Real violence isn't like in the movies.
他在那里! There he is!
枪战是真的会让你感到威胁 Gunfire is terrifying.
「子战会追逐你」 Bullets are sick.
它会爆炸 破坏所有东西 They blast and rip through everything.
但这不是一般人想要的 对吧? But isn't that what people want, right?
去真实的感受一下在这屎一般的地方? To really feel what it's like to be in the shit?
这就是我所要讲的 各位 That's what I'm talking about, people.
不好意思 Excuse me.
贾斯丁 有警官在大厅要见你 Justin, there is a police officer in the lobby to see you.
不 不 你可以叫雷恩等一下 拜托 No, no. You can tell Ryan to wait, please.
贾斯丁! 千万不要回家去! 我现在马上去你工作的地方 Justin! Do not go home! I'm coming to your work!
我们已经身陷太多麻烦了.... We are in a lot of trouble...
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不要 不要 不要! No, no, no!
我可以向你们保证 我会将这个做到更真实... I can assure you that I will make this thing more real...
而且这都会在你生活中发生的 than anything you have ever seen in your life.
你要如何展示给我们看这个「真实的暴力」? How are you gonna show us this realistic violence, huh?
别动! Freeze!
所有人别动! Nobody move!
你! You!
这是表演给你们看的! That's a presentation!
让我们来做这个游戏! Let's make this game!
啊! Aah!
你们有谁曾经这样疯狂做过? What the fuck have you guys been doing, huh?
兄弟 你到底跑哪去了? Dude, where the hell are you?
「你觉得好玩吗?」 Are you having fun?
「贾斯丁 米勤」 Justin Miller.
「你想当个警察?警察的平均回报时间...」 You wanna be a cop? Average police response time...
「12分钟」 12 minutes.
「平均每7分钟 将会有一个人流血」 Average time it takes for a man to bleed out, 7 minutes.
「你自己算算」- 雷恩 You do the math. Ryan.
雷恩! Ryan!
「千万不要过来 贾斯丁! 快逃!快逃!」 Don't come, Justin! Run! Run!
雷恩! Ryan!
去你妈的! Fuck!
我是席格警官 Officer Segars.
席格 我是贾斯丁 - 谁? Segars, it's Justin. Who?
我是说张 我是张 It's Chang. I'm Chang.
张? 你搞什么鬼 你这该屎的! Chang? What the hell, you piece of shit!
我在这里听到了很多疯狂的事情! - 「我知道 我知道」 I'm hearing all kinds of crazy things! I know, I know.
你听到什么是真的 我们不是警察 And what you heard is true. We're not cops.
「这是真的吗?」 - 「 但我现在要告诉你的都是真的」 It's true? But everything I'm about to tell you right now is real.
莫西已经抓到雷恩而且要杀了他 Mossi has got Ryan, and he is gonna kill him.
他把他抓到蒂娜亚俱乐部下面的地道可以通到乔治商店 He's got him in an underground tunnel beneath Tirana, Mossi's club.
你说什么地下的通道 你在说什么 What underground tunnels are you talking about?
「就是他们的安全屋」 It's their safehouse.
而且跟某些警察有关联 还试图射杀我 And there are cops involved. They tried to shoot me.
嘿 你最好注意一下你的口气 张 Hey, you better watch what you're saying, Chang.
你只要过来蒂娜亚就好 你就会看到是什么了 Just come to Tirana, and you'll see it for yourself.
「拜托了!」 Please!
你现在在哪里? Where are you right now?
你还好吧 拍檔? How are you doing, partner?
真是好久不见啊 Long time no see.
嗯~ Mmm.
你还记得要穿背心啊 You have the vest on.
但是这没办法救你 That's not gonna help.
今天就要你死 而且你的朋友也一样 You're gonna die today. And so is your friend.
所以你现在可以做的事就是 告诉我所有你知道的事情 So the best thing you can do is just tell me everything.
是谁给你这些证据? Who did you give the evidence to?
你认识多少警察? How many copies do you have?
你自己选 Your choice.
你可以很快且不痛的死去... You go quick and painless...
还是你要忍受这些... or you're gonna endure something that is...
无法说出口的事情 unspeakable.
嘿 Hey-
你在这下面做什么? What are you doing down there?
乔希你必需离开 好吗? Josie, you gotta go, okay?
带乔治和莉迪亚赶快离开这里 Take Georgie and Lydia and get out of here right now.
你在说什么? - 别过来... What are you talking about? Don't come...
我真的不是警察 好吗? I'm not a cop, okay?
你为什么要一直说? Why do you keep Saying that?
这说来话长 It's complicated.
但是最重要的就是请你尽快离开这 But what's most important is that you leave right now.
如果你不是警察 那你到底是谁? Then, if you're not a cop, who the hell are you?
你真的不会想知道的 No one you want to know.
快走 Now go.
抱歉打扰你们了 我需要进来... Sorry to bother you gentlemen. I need to come in...
看一下这边的问题 and take a look around.
千万不要伤害他 这只是我的主意 Just don't hurt him. This was my idea.
只要让他做 Just let him be.
只有我一个... I'm the only one...
嘿 Hey-
你家有只猪跑到我家楼上了 One of your pigs is upstairs.
我以为你已经控制住你的条子了 I thought you had control of your cops.
嗯... Uh...
不 不 不 莫西 听着 No, no, no, Mossi, listen.
莫西 听我说一下 Mossi, listen to me.
你觉得他会保护你吗? You think he's gonna protect you?
你觉得像他那种人会保护你吗? 你自己好好想想 You think a guy like that is gonna protect you? Think about this.
我有证据可以让他关个好几年 I've got evidence to put him away for years.
你没想过他有可能是卧底来追查你吗? You don't think he's gonna cover his tracks with you?
啊? 想想吧 莫西! Huh? Think, Mossi!
你的后备计划是什么? What is your backup plan?
不 不 No, no.
不要 不要 拜托 No. No, please.
不 不 不 拜托了 No, no, no, please.
不 不 不要! No, no, no!
不! No!
该屎了! Shit!
这就是我的后备计划 That's my backup plan.
雷恩! 雷恩! Ryan! Ryan!
这门通向哪里? Where do these doors go?
这仍然能不费吹灰之力 如果你还保持冷静 This is gonna be so much easier if you just hold still.
保持冷静! Hold still!
打开 打开 打开 Open. Open. Open.
不要! No!
我会射他! 我会射他! I'll shoot him! I'll shoot him!
我向上帝发誓... I swear to God...
喔... Oh...
我在你后面了 兄弟 I had your 6, dude.
丢掉武器! 趴下! Drop your weapons! Get down!
你在干什么啦? - 保护你啦! What are you doing? Saving your life!
但是不要像这样保护我啦! 我不喜欢这样! But don't get on top of me like this! I don't like this!
6-7 发生枪战 请求单位支持... 6-Adam-7. Shots fired. Request all available units...
贾斯丁 下来啦! 那是什么鬼东西? Justin, get off! What the hell was that?
快点帮我解开这个 快点! Help get these off me, quick.
该屎的 Holy shit.
你还好吧? 恩 你呢? You all right? Yeah, are you okay?
嗯 Yeah.
感谢你救了... - 先闭嘴! Thank you for saving us... Just shut up!
我们不是有意要骗你的 We didn't mean to screw you over.
我们绝对没有意图要把你拉进来 It was never our intention to pull you into this.
我不关心这个 I don't care.
快上去 离开这里! Get upstairs and get outside!
并且脱掉那些衣服 那可是正规装 And take that thing off. That's a uniform.
你已经得到你想要的了 你懂吗 "中士"? You gotta earn it. You understand that, "Sarge?"
现在给我马上滚 Now get the fuck out of here.
6-7 我需要支持 6-Adam-7. I need backup, now.
你在想什么? What are you doing?
我不能这样做 I can't do this.
他没有支持 没有火力压制 这都是我的错 He's outmanned, he's outgunned, and it's my fault.
你是对的 我有责任去帮助他 You were right. I gotta take responsibility for once.
这并不是我本意 That's not what I meant.
等一下! Wait!
还有什么 兄弟? What, man?
再也不逃跑了 是吧? No more running away, right?
耶 Yeah.
你在搞什么鬼? What the fuck?
我的错 还是不要用这个好了 My bad. Let's not use these.
你还这里干什么? 快点离开这里! What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
快走 就是现在! Go! Now!
现在我们要做的 就是火力支持他 Here's what we gotta do. We gotta pull the fire away from him.
他卡住了 好吗? - 好的 He's stuck, okay? All right.
数到三我们就疯狂射击 好吗? On the count of three, we gotta shoot like crazy, okay?
准备好? 好了 Okay? Okay.
3 2 1 3,2,1.
席格! 他们会干掉席格 兄弟! Segars! They killed Segars, man!
好的 我们必需找到一个门 在我们后面的 快点! All right, we gotta find a door. Look back here. Let's go.
我们必需赶快离开这里 We gotta get the fuck out of here.
该屎是死路 兄弟 Shit, man.
现在我们要怎么办? What are we gonna do?
当我们存在像傻子一样 但是我们并不傻 Being in the shit isn't the shit.
对 我们并不傻 No, it's not the shit.
看着 兄弟 我对所有事情抱歉 Look, man, I'm sorry about everything.
所有我说的事情 我并没有意思... Everything I said. I didn't mean...
贾斯丁 我们是兄弟 Justin, we're brothers.
是 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是啊 我们是兄弟... Yeah, we're brothers...
快起来 快起来! Get up, get up!
你还好吗? Are you okay?
我刚是被射中了吗? - 没事 只是有点灰尘 你很好 我们得走了 Did I just get shot? No, it's just the spray. You're okay. We gotta go.
我被射中了! I just got shot!
讲的好像我没被射过一样 快点啦! Like I haven't been shot before. Come on!
什么? - 快点走 What? Let's go.
在我们死之前 我有些事要告诉你... Before we die, I just want to tell you...
如果你说"你爱我" 我会一拳揍在你脸上喔 If you tell me you love me, I'm gonna punch you in your face.
但是我们快死了耶! But we're about to die!
但是你将要说"你爱我"! But you were about to say that you loved me!
是啊 - 说点更好的 Yeah. Say something better.
去你妈的 Fuck you.
这样好多了 That's better.
雷恩? Ryan?
雷恩? 雷恩? Ryan? Ryan?
该屎 Shit.
张! Chang!
喔! Oh!
去你的 张! Fuck, Chang!
你还好吧? Are you okay?
在你还没射到我前 我很好 张 Beside the fact that you shot me, I'm great, Chang.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
席格 这俩个是跟你吗? Segars, those two with you?
是的 我们安全了 Yeah, we're good.
代码4 Code 4.
全体队员 10-12 All teams, 10-12.
#Really too late to call so# Really too late to call so
#We waited for# We waited for
#Morning to wake you That's all we got# Morning to wake you That's all we got
#To know me as hardly golden# To know me as hardly golden
#ls to know me all wrong# ls to know me all wrong
#They were# They were
#At every occasion I'll be# At every occasion I'll be
#Ready for a funeral# Ready for a funeral
#At every occasion...# At every occasion...
「生活会带给你混乱...」 Life can get confusing...
「而且会使你无法看见你要做什么」 and you lose sight of the person you wanted to be.
「洛杉矶警察将很荣幸的宣布...」 The Los Angeles Police Department is proud to announce...
「莫西 凯斯克已正式被警方逮捕」 Mossi Kasic is no longer a threat to this city.
「幸运的是 我并不是单独逮捕他」 Fortunately, I did not have to make this arrest alone.
「正确来说是一个团队」 This was truly a team effort.
好啦 兄弟 All right, man.
我将这面金牌颁发给你... I'm passing this gauntlet on to you...
所以你千万不能把它弄丢 好吗? so don't let these streets get all messed up again, all right?
我知道的 兄弟 I got this shit, bro.
「有时你会遇到一些混乱的事情」 Sometimes, you have to go through hell and back.
或着我们就让他爆炸 Or, we just blow shit up!
「才能看到你生活中的问题有多大...」 To see that the problems you thought were so big in your life...
「但问题并没有这么严重」 weren't so big after all.
或着算了 我们就看你要做什么就做什么吧 Or not. We could just do what you want to do.
当然 Right.
这里有俩个警察要一起逃出来 我觉得这样比较好 The 2 cops have to work together to get out. I think it could be great.
你把这个写下来了吗? Are you writing this down?
那个给我 - 记得写下来 Give me that. Write that down.
「当你鼓起勇气时...」 And that courage you always wanted...
「你一定会需要的 只要肯努力」 you always had it. You just needed to get in the game.
嗨 Hi.
抱歉 我们不为骗子服务 Sorry, we don't serve liars here.
我可以直接叫你滚出去吗? Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?
乔希 我并不是来要求你回来 Josie, I didn't come here to win you back.
或着回到过去我们曾经拥有的 Or go back to whatever we were before.
我只是过来告诉你我真的很抱歉 I just came here to tell you that I am truly sorry.
而且这是我希望在我离开前该说完的 And this is what I should have done from the get-go.
嗨 我叫贾斯丁 贾斯丁 米勤 Hi, I'm Justin. Justin Miller.
我30岁 是一位游戏制作者 而且 我还有一位室友 I'm a 30-year-old video game designer and I have a roommate.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我是乔希 我也很高兴见到你 I'm Josie. It's nice to meet you, too.
尼古拉斯 托马斯警官 Officer Nicholas Thomas.
雷恩 欧梅利警官 Officer Ryan O'Malley.
「在你辛苦工作后...」 And with hard work...
「和从朋友那得到一点帮助...」 and a little help from a friend...
你也能成为像他这样的人 你一直希望的 you can become that guy you have always wanted to be.
谢谢 Thank you.
耶 Yeah!
你是不是已经离开你的管辖区了? Aren't you a little out of your jurisdiction?
我已经下班变乡民了 快进来 I'm off-duty, civilian. And get in.
慢点 兄弟! Easy, dude!
为什么宝柏在这里? What's Pupa doing here?
他是我的线人了 现在我需要有人在街上帮我注意 He's my informant. Now that I need ears on the street.
我就是他的眼耳 负责让他知道 I'm the ears and the eyes on the street for him to know.
「各单位注意」 All units be advised.
「可能有2-11 Sierra问题」 Possible 2-11 Sierra in progress.
太赞了 2-11 Sierra Awesome, a 2-11 Sierra.
好了 在这里放我下就好了 Okay, drop me off right here.
喔 你从什么时后开始又变的那么像娘炮? Oh, why are you being such a bitch?
宝柏不要叫我娘炮! Pupa, stop calling me a bitch!
回报 我们正在路上 Dispatch, we are in route.
不 我们才不要去 No, we are not in route.
要 我们就要 Yes, we are.
不 我们不要 要 我们就要 No, we are not. Yes, we are.
不要碰那个! Don't touch that!
我们要逮捕你! We're gonna arrest you!
这里有代码3 张! 我们又回来了! That is a Code 3, Chang! We are back!
哇! Whoo!
比萨小子 不准动 Pizza boy, freeze!
将你的比萨放下 马上 Put the pizzas down, now.
放下你手中的比萨 Put the pizzas down!
放下它!! Put them down!
还有汽水! 还有汽水也是!! And the sodas! And the sodas, too!
耶! Yeah!
你要测试这台车的什么? You need to test drive it for what?
测试排气量 先生 For emissions, sir.
现在请你出来 Now step outside.
嘿 张 进去吧 交给你去办了 Hey, Chang, hop in. This one's you, bud.
耶! 耶! Yeah! Yeah!
我超爱这台车的! I love that car!
他要测试多久? How long is he gonna be?
我不确定 我猜大概要几个小时吧 I don't know. A couple of hours, I bet.
警官 真是太谢谢你们了 Officers, thank you so much.
不 谢谢你 No, thank you so much.
这是什么...? What is...?
喔 该屎 不要再来一次了! 兄弟 Oh, shit! Not again, man!
喔 该屎 是警察! Oh, shit, the cops!
快逃! 谢谢观赏 Go!
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#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
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#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
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#Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay# Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay
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#Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun
#Okay, it's the rula Nightmare cougar# Okay, it's the rula Nightmare cougar
#Keep me a Ruger Pop me a poo-putt# Keep me a Ruger Pop me a poo-putt
#The East is where I grew up So it's what I threw up# The East is where I grew up So it's what I threw up
#Sicker than a mothafucka Might throw my food up# Sicker than a mothafucka Might throw my food up
#Who cooler, no one losers You had good brains# Who cooler, no one losers You had good brains
#I ain't even had to school her# I ain't even had to school her
#Need me a tutor I just want to do her# Need me a tutor I just want to do her
#Pass it through the lnC And let my bro screw her# Pass it through the lnC And let my bro screw her
#I'm killer and I'll be that way# I'm killer and I'll be that way
#I got a large appetite for some pussy and weed# I got a large appetite for some pussy and weed
#I said my money is green and my thun thun blue# I said my money is green and my thun thun blue
#And if! pop that bitch she gon' pop one too# And if! pop that bitch she gon' pop one too
#Okay, she poppin' too# Okay, she poppin' too
#Now she's geeked like me# Now she's geeked like me
#I said we jerkin' and we stumpin'# I said we jerkin' and we stumpin'
#But can't catch the beat# But can't catch the beat
#We can't catch the beat but I'm feelin' my dance# We can't catch the beat but I'm feelin' my dance
#I had one pill left and it fell out my hand# I had one pill left and it fell out my hand
#Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun
#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun
#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay# Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay
#Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay# Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay
#AH right, oh, my goodness I'm turned up# AH right, oh, my goodness I'm turned up
#I got a bottle You got a cup# I got a bottle You got a cup
#You hit the Dougie I two-step# You hit the Dougie I two-step
#You're not with this I am lnC Rep# You're not with this I am lnC Rep
#Ha, you can make a chick about us# Ha, you can make a chick about us
#She know my whole crew She know the song too# She know my whole crew She know the song too
#Ratchet boys in this shit like what it do# Ratchet boys in this shit like what it do
#Finattic Gang, ho Now who the fuck are you?# Finattic Gang, ho Now who the fuck are you?
#I'm easy I'm never turned down# I'm easy I'm never turned down
#Thizz face on Girl this ain't no frown# Thizz face on Girl this ain't no frown
#Sippin' on lean Somebody's girl goin' down# Sippin' on lean Somebody's girl goin' down
#Like 3-2-1 Where your girl at now?# Like 3-2-1 Where your girl at now?
#Three pills down That's on me# Three pills down That's on me
#And it wouldn't be a song if I didn't say "eeeiii"# And it wouldn't be a song if I didn't say "eeeiii"
#So don't drop that thun thun Girl turn the function up# So don't drop that thun thun Girl turn the function up
#And we gon' keep it goin' when the hook come back along# And we gon' keep it goin' when the hook come back along
#Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun
#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
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#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay# Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay
#Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay# Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay
#Say if you drop it What?# Say if you drop it What?
#Just pick it up What?# Just pick it up What?
#And grab a bad bitch and head to the cut# And grab a bad bitch and head to the cut
#What? Say if you drop it# What? Say if you drop it
#What? Just pick it up# What? Just pick it up
#What? And grab a bad bitch and head to the cup# What? And grab a bad bitch and head to the cup
#What? Say you a freak# What? Say you a freak
#What? You're not a freak like me# What? You're not a freak like me
#What? 'Cause I'm a F-R-E-A-K Yeah, that's me# What? 'Cause I'm a F-R-E-A-K Yeah, that's me
#Ha-ha# Ha-ha
#Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun
#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun
#Ay, don't drop that thun thun# Ay, don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay, ay# Don't drop that thun thun Ay, ay, ay
#Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun# Don't drop that thun thun Don't drop that thun thun
#Don't drop that thun thun Av, av# Don't drop that thun thun Av, av
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