冒牌警察 完全精校版 制作:victorsaxon victorseven
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校對:victorsaxon(我是台灣人) 所以是以台灣口語來制作
#Yeah# Yeah
#I want it that way# I want it that way
#Tell me why# Tell me why
#Ain't nothin' but a heartache# Ain't nothin' but a heartache
#Tell me why# Tell me why
#>Ain't nothin' but a mistake# Ain't nothin' but a mistake
#Tell me why# Tell me why
#I never want to hear you say# I never want to hear you say
#I want it that way# want it that way
你在唱的時候不要看我 Don't look at me when you sing that part.
感覺一下! 噁 Feel it! Ugh.
#That way# That way
嘿 那真的很好玩 Man, that was pretty fun.
你到底怎麼了? What happened, man?
這不是獨唱耶 我需要你上來陪我 It's not a solo group. I needed you up there with me.
這就是為什麼些小朋友在唱歌都是合唱團 That's why none of those kids had solo careers.
我是說我們 I meant us.
你講的跟我講的不一樣? What are you talking about?
記得當我們第一次到這... Remember when we first moved here...
說如果我們到30歲前都沒有成就... and we said if we didn't make it by the time we were 30...
我們就搬回俄亥俄州? we would move back to Ohio?
記得這個嗎? 記得. Remember that? Yeah.
我們已經他媽的30歲了 We're 30 as shit right now.
而且你明天就要去賣你做的遊戲了 賈斯丁 And tomorrow you're gonna sell your game, J.
那就是保證 兄弟 That's a guarantee, dude.
而且 他們又開始播放我拍的廣告了 And also, they're running my commercial again.
你為什麼要讓他們播廣告? Why would you want them to run that?
你是什麼意思? 這是很好的曝光機會. What do you mean? It's great exposure.
你確定? Is it?
我有... I have.
我有... 我有... I have. I have.
我有...皰疹 Genital herpes.
兄弟 我可是從那廣告賺了 $11000 Dude, I got $11,000 from that commercial.
我已靠這些錢生活快2年了 I've been living off that for 2 years.
去跟她說幾句 你這膽小鬼 Oh, just go talk to her, you pussy.
你要我幫你開場嗎? 不需要 You want me to open for you? I do not.
我很樂意幫你開場耶 I'll be happy to open for you.
你最後上的一個妞可是55歲 The last girl you had sex with was 55 years old.
不要把珍扯進來 兄弟 Don't bring Jane into this, dude.
我應該要說什麼? What was I supposed to say?
"嗨 我30歲 我在遊戲公司當助理" "Hi, I'm a 30-year-old assistant at a video game company.
"想見我的室友嗎?" "Wanna meet my roommate?"
在洛杉磯可不是這樣工作的 兄弟 L.A. doesn't work like that, dude.
你這個爛東西 Fucking piece of shit!
快點 不要這樣對我 Come on, do not do this to me right now, bro.
你這爛東西! Piece of shit!
幹什麼...! 我聽到了啦 豬頭! What the...! I hear you, dude!
給我一秒! One second!
你的大燈不要一直照我了 我聽到了啦! I don't need the lights in my face. I hear you!
我是不是應該倒車撞一下他? 絕對不要 Should I reverse into him? Absolutely not.
趕快走! 什麼? Just go! What?
喔不 你一定在跟我開玩笑 Oh, no, you gotta be kidding me.
喔 兄弟 這真的太糟了 他真的壞了 Oh, dude, it's bad. That's real damage.
嘿! Hey, dude!
不要碰我的車 Don't touch car.
你撞到我的車 你在跟我開玩笑嗎? You hit my car. Are you kidding me?
雷恩 冷靜點 我幫你拍起來 Ryan, chill. I'll get proof.
你搞什麼鬼? What the fuck?
你應該看清楚你在拍誰 You need to watch who you take picture of.
別碰我朋友! Don't touch my friend, man!
啥? - 我說離我朋友遠點 What? I said get away from my friend.
雷恩 Ryan.
我需要你保險公司的資料 I need your insurance information.
嘿 哇哇! Hey! Whoa, whoa!
嘿 記下他們的車牌! Hey, get their plates, man!
他們沒有掛車牌! 該死的 They don't have plates! Damn it.
嘿 大家都不要動 你們都是我的證人 Hey, nobody move. You guys are all witnesses.
你們好嗎? What's up, guys?
你們都在做什麼呢? How's everybody doing?
你們都還好嗎? Everybody's good?
酷 酷 ㄜ... Cool. Cool. Um...
這個... This...
是一個角色扮演動作遊戲 is a character-driven action game.
但是別把他想成是遊戲 But don't think of it as a game.
把他想像是真實生活中所發生 Think of it as a real life experience.
你是一個警察 在現實生活中... You are a cop, put in real life...
好了 夠了 夠了 Okay, stop. Stop.
把那狗屎關掉 Shut that shit off.
好的 Okay.
不要再給我這種老土的主意 Spare me the corny gimmicks.
遊戲的內容是什麼? What's the game about?
哦 我叫他 "巡邏刑警" Um, it's called "Patrolman."
巡邏工人 哈 Patrol-Man. Huh.
我喜歡 他有沒有哪種超能力的? I like that. What kind of superpowers does he have?
看一下這女的下面 Check out this girl's pussy.
喔 沒有 他只是警察 所以他沒有超能力 Oh, no, it's a cop, so he doesn't have any superpowers or anything.
那他有什麼能力? What does he have?
是吸血鬼嗎 還是什麼原創角色? Is he a vampire, or anything original?
你知道什麼是原創角色? You know what's original?
消防隊員 Firefighters.
好的 - 消防隊員? 好的 Yes. Firefighters? Okay.
誰想要當警察啊? Who wants to be a cop?
我想對警察開槍勒 我才不想變成其中一員 I wanna shoot at cops. I don't wanna be one.
說得好 Good point.
如果我直接向你們介紹這個遊戲 If I can just show you guys the game.
警察是真的很酷的 Cops are actually really cool.
不 並沒有 閉嘴 No, they're not. Shut up.
你知道什麼才是真正酷的嗎? You know what's really cool?
僵屍 Zombies.
我要你們開始製作"消防員對戰僵屍" I want you to start working on "Firefighters versus Zombies."
真是天才 That's genius. Boom!
如果說這是介於兩者之間的戰爭 What if it was a war between firefighters and zombies?
世界末日之後 Post-apocalyptic.
發生在紐約和被摧毀曼哈頓 嘿 你把他寫下來了嗎? Set it in New York City and destroy Manhattan. Hey. You writing this down?
好的 我們可以贏的! All right, we can win this!
刀鋒-15! 1-4-5! 喝! Razor-15! 1-4-5! Hut!
1 2 3... 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...
交給我! I'm open!
5 6 7... 5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi, 7 Mississippi...
快點 快交給我!! Come on, I'm wide open!
#Here I am#
#Rock you like a hurricane# Rock you like a hurricane
#Are you ready, baby?# Are you ready, baby?
#Here I am# Here I am
#Rock you like a hurricane# Rock you like a hurricane
吃屎吧 喬伊 Eat shit, Joey.
#Rock you like a hurricane# Rock you like a hurricane
#Here I am# Here I am
哇~ 哈 哈! Whoa, ho-ho!
讚啦! Yes!
太好了 大家來圍成一圈 This is good. Everybody, huddle up!
湯米 你得多用點心去防守 Tommy, you gotta block a little bit.
你防守看起來像娘砲 Use your heart. You block like a bitch.
你根本就是混蛋! You're a ball hog!
是男人! Man up!
喬伊 看到那些屎了嗎? Joey, did you see that shit?
伙計 那些屎太屎了 是吧? Dude, that shit was tight. Right?
閉嘴吧 喬伊. Shut up, Joey.
嘿 不用告訴他要閉嘴 Hey, don't tell him to shut up.
快點 我們不要在這玩了 Come on. We're out of here.
你們要去哪裡? Where are you guys going?
回家啦 Home!
搞什麼鬼 羅恩? What the fuck, Ron?
我們打成平手耶! It is a tie game!
你這種態度絕對進不了職業的 羅恩! You will not go pro with that attitude, Ron!
你不也是一樣! You didn't go pro!
我受過傷好嗎 你有什麼藉口? I got injured, man! What's your excuse?
你整天都在做什麼啊? What do you do all day, anyway?
你又整天都在幹嘛? 跟羅恩閒晃? What do you do all day? Hang outwith Ron?
閉嘴啦! Shut up!
為什麼你不閉嘴 羅恩? Why don't you shut up, Ron?
那個人是誰? Who is that guy?
只是些廢柴. Some loser.
他每天都跑來現 還覺得他是我們的教練 He shows up every day and he thinks he's our coach.
羅恩一定會跑到我前面 兄弟 Ron's getting in my fucking head, dude.
哈囉? Hello?
哇! Ow!
你幹嘛這樣做啦 Why would you do that?
你為什麼一定要揍我的臉? Why'd you hit me in the face?
你這樣突然跳出來 You don't jump out on brothers.
我不喜歡這樣 你知道的 We don't like that, you know that!
我只是想試著告訴你今晚要裝扮成什麼 I was just trying to show you the costume for tonight.
天啊 God!
所以你今天做了什麼? So how did we do today?
他們... 決定買了 They... bought it.
成功了 - 讚啦! Green light. Yeah!
喔 我真為你高興 我就知道 讚 Oh, I'm so happy for you! I knew it! Yeah!
所以今晚要去的派對就是要這種風格 And that's why we're going to the party tonight in style.
你真的要這樣做? Do you really wanna do that?
這就很像大學裡的團聚 It's gonna be like a college reunion.
是啊! Yes!
我不確定 I don't know, man.
我的意思是 他們居然在六月中辦這個派對 I mean, they're throwing a costume party in the middle of June.
e-vite上就是這麼說的 (一種社交軟體app) That's what the e-vite said.
我不知道 這完全沒意義 I don't know. It doesn't make sense.
我會告訴你這有什麼意義 I'll tell you what makes sense.
我們來扮鬼去亂搞一番順便取個名字 Us kicking ass and taking names. We're ghosts.
你看起來很像白癡 You look ridiculous.
那不然這些? Then how about those?
我的警察制服? My cop stuff?
不要 - 為何不要? No. Why not?
不要 - 這些不錯耶 你別這樣了 No. Then how about this, you fucking downer...
警察還是鬼 你自己選 Cops or ghosts? Your choice.
我們看起來真的很白癡 We look ridiculous.
你在說什麼? 我們看起來像狠角色 What are you talking about? We look badass.
我覺得我像"丹尼·葛洛佛"在它變老前的屎樣 (一位美國黑人演員) I feel like Danny Glover before he got too old for this shit.
這些背心真的很重 These vests are really heavy.
因為這是真的防彈背心 Because they're real bulletproof vests.
真的? - 是啊 They are? Yeah.
所以這全部都是真的? - 全部 So all this is real? Everything.
那這把槍勒? 是真槍嗎? What about the guns? Are the guns real?
是啊 但是不能擊發 Yeah, but they don't fire.
所以重點是? What is the point of that?
警察來了 The police are here.
你這傻蛋 You idiot.
為什麼我變傻蛋了? Why am I an idiot?
因為這不是裝扮派對 是面具派對 Because this is not a costume party, it's a masquerade party.
這看起來是一樣的啊 That's the same thing.
不一樣的派對 不一樣的派對 Not the same thing. Not the same thing.
好啦 放輕鬆 Okay, relax.
不一樣的派對 你要去哪 Not the same thing. Where are you going?
嘿 恭喜啊 Hey, man! Congrats!
喔 是賈斯丁! - 嘿 Oh, it's Justin! Hey!
雷恩說你現在是一流的電玩制作者 Ryan said you were a big time video game designer now.
喔 Oh.
我不會說我是一流的... I wouldn't say big time...
但是我真的在制作遊戲 but I definitely work on games.
快點 他說你已經賣出了一些巨作 Come on! He said you just got done selling some huge game!
叫什麼遊戲名? 我要趕快記下來 What's it called? I'm gonna tweet that shit out.
嗯... Um...
巡邏者對戰僵屍... Patrolman versus Zombies...
巡邏工人對戰僵屍 Ok Patrol-Man versus Zombies, okay.
..對戰消防員 Versus Firefighters.
巡邏工人對戰僵屍對戰消防員 Patrol-Man versus Zombies versus Firefighters.
很高興見到你 Good seeing you.
「這個比賽已經..」 What a game this has been.
「已經快要接近尾聲」 It's been back and forth the entire game.
「來看看這個厲害的傢伙」 Heck of a performance from this guy...
「四分衛選手雷恩 歐梅利...」 Senior Quarterback, Ryan O'Malley...
嘿 那個帥哥是誰? Hey, who's that handsome guy?
「歐梅利已經拿到了球 準備投球」 O'Malley takes the snap, avoids the blitz.
「沒有人有空 歐梅利應該只能靠他自己了」 Nobody's open. O'Malley is gonna take it himself.
「他切斷了防線 將錢德勒甩到後頭」 He cuts across the field, leaving Chandler in the dust.
「他已經到達20碼 兩個人要攔劫他 10碼!」 He's at the twenty. Two men to beat. Ten.
「5碼 達陣!!」 Five. Touchdown!
「他做到了!! 好一個跑法」 He made it! What a run!
「歐梅利做到了 他真的做到了」 O'Malley did it. He made it!
「真是跑的太好了」 What a run!
「雷恩 歐梅利剛剛交出最好的成績...」 Ryan O'Malley has just delivered one of the greatest...
但是我知道我能擊敗他們 But I knew I could beat the outside.
This has been a stellar performance by O'Malley...
the young player who we're hoping
to see a lot of in the future...
歐梅利! O'Malley!
噢 耶! Oh, yeah!
噢! 大家都在這! 很高興見到你們 Oh! Everybody's here! Great to see you guys!
我剛在那看了比賽 I was just watching the play.
發什麼事了? 我們都已為你已經進職業的 What happened? We all thought you would have gone pro.
是的 絕對的 你知道 帶著傷... Yeah, definitely. You know, with the injury...
你是不是在那個皰疹廣告裡演出? Didn't I see you in a herpes commercial, though?
是啊 你猜對了! 我很殺是吧? Yeah, you did! I killed that, right?
所以你現在是個演員? So you're an actor now?
不是 他們只是在百貨裡看見我 兄弟 No, they found me in a mall, dude.
不是 我現在在教一些孩子... No, I've been mentoring some kids...
教他們打球的規則 teach some football, the ins and outs of the game.
怎麼玩 How to play it right.
你知道的 就是一種社會服務 You know, just to give back to the community.
但是你是什麼工作? But what's your job?
嗯 就一些零碎的事. Yeah, there's odds and ends.
我已經告訴你我拍了廣告 I told you I did that commercial.
不 我是說 你的專業是? No, I mean, what's your career?
我的意思是... I mean, what do you...
嘿 他可是歐梅利對吧? 這就是他的工作 Hey, he's O'Malley, right? That's his job.
是啊 - 是吧? Yeah, man. Right?
你們要走啦? 喔 你們要跟他一起走? You're out of here? Oh, you guys are going with him?
喔 你們全部都走了 Oh, you're all going.
那傢伙是怎麼了? What happened to that guy?
雷恩 Ryan.
等一下 Wait up.
我今天並沒有賣出我的遊戲 I didn't sell my game today.
我知道 賈斯丁 I know, Justin.
洛杉磯並不適合我 L.A.'s not for me, dude.
我該搬回去俄亥俄州了 I'm moving back to Ohio.
你還好吧? Are you all right?
我也一樣 兄弟 Me too, man.
一樣 Me too.
#This magic moment# This magic moment
#So different and so new# So different and so new
#Was like any other# Was like any other
#Until I met you# Until I met you
#And then it happened# And then it happened
警官! Officer!
我們在玩親警察的遊戲 Scavenger hunt! We all have to kiss a cop!
#Everything I want I have# Everything I want I have
#Whenever I hold you tight# Whenever I hold you tight
#This magic moment# This magic moment
這種感覺很特別 That was different.
是啊 Yeah.
不准動! Freeze!
你們在那兒別動 You guys over there, freeze!
大家都別動 Everybody freeze.
搞什麼鬼? What the fuck?
繼續吧 各位已經安全了 Carry on. Everybody be safe.
繼續走吧 Carry on.
我會注意你的 Jack. I got my eyes on you, Jack.
繼續走 Carry on.
太神奇了 Goodness.
賈斯丁你一定要試試看 Justin, you've got to try it.
警察! 別動! Police! Freeze!
喔! Oh!
我的錯 兄弟 My bad, dude.
你混蛋啊 Stupid pigs.
乖乖待在學校 Stay in school.
是的 他們覺得我們是真的 Yep, they think we're real.
所以啦 我們來當警察 So, let's be cops.
嘿嘿嘿 我們這裡有什麼呢? Well-well-well. What do we have here?
你手上拿的是什麼? What you got in your hand there?
喔 是捲煙 Oh, a joint.
警官 這個只是... Officers, this is...
這個大麻真的不錯喔 兄弟 That's some really good weed, man.
我沒看錯吧? Is this for real?
Go.
不要吐氣 繼續走 冷靜點 Do not exhale, man. Just keep it in. Be cool.
冷靜點 賈斯丁 我們沒問題的 Be cool, Justin, we're good.
就連警察也覺得我們是警察 賈斯丁 Even the cops think we're cops, Justin.
耶! Yeah!
嘿 看那是誰 Hey, look who it is.
兄弟你看 Look, dude.
我就知道我會再看到這混蛋 I knew we'd see these dicks again.
嘿 靠邊停 Hey, pull over.
你是認真的? - 我很認真的 Are you serious? I'm serious.
他們在喬治亞店裡 靠邊停 They're at Georgie's. Pull over.
這樣是不對的 我已經交了我的稅 This is not right. I make my payments.
我也沒亂說話 而且我們在這已經32年了 I don't talk. We have been here 32 years.
這是我生活的全部了 這裡是我的家 This is my whole life. This is my family.
喬治聰明點 Georgie, be smart.
當 莫西 欣賞你的生意 你就要跟他合作 When Mossi admires your business, you make him partner.
但我從沒問我要合作 But l never asked for a partner.
他不用經過你的許可 He no your ask permission.
你知道我們不是真正的警察吧? You realize we're not real cops, right?
只要注意我的6 Just watch my 6.
你的6? - 就是我後面啦 Your 6? My backup.
不要用警察術語 Don't use the lingo.
喔 去你的 我之所以用術語 是術語才能增添樂趣 Oh, fuck you. I'm using the lingo. The lingo's half the fun.
我們到這了 Whoo!
我們已經回報到418 We're here.
We got reports of a 418.
什麼? - 你為什麼不告訴他們418是什麼? What? Why don't you tell them what a 418 is?
我不知道 - 告訴他們 I don't know. Tell them.
所以我得說 你看起來很可疑 哥們 And I gotta say, you look suspicious, buddy.
將手放在我看得到的地方 你們全部! Hands where I can see them. All of you.
將手放在我看得到的地方! Hands where I can see them!
那邊發生了什麼事情? 過來 What's going on over there? Come on.
在我的6點後 - 不要再說那個 Get my 6. Don't say that.
這是...? What the...?
嘿 你們兩個 給我上來 現在! Hey, you two, get up here. Now.
我認識你嗎? - 你已經知道了 Do I know you? You do now.
每個人都到外面去 現在 Everybody outside. Now.
現在! Now!
外面! Outside!
好啦 轉過去 手放在車上 All right, turn around. Hands against the car.
快點 手放在車上 Now. Hands against the car.
兄弟 Dude.
幫我拍張照 Take my photo.
給誰? 我要上傳臉書! For what? For Facebook.
謝啦 Thank you.
好啦 轉過來 渣渣們 All right, turn around, guys.
動快點 渣渣 轉過來 Chop chop, guys. Turn around.
這台車涉及到某天晚上的撞車逃逸事件 This vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run the other night.
而且你們撞到的那台車非常貴 And the car you hit was very expensive.
這台車在任何地方值$15,000到$27,000之間 The car was worth anywhere between $15,000 and $27,000.
27... 27...
$27,000. $27,000.
搭檔... - 我的錯 Partner... My bad.
給他們"適度"的檢測一下 我要對這台車做402 Give them a sobriety test. I'm gonna 402 the vehicle.
什麼是402? What's a 402?
搜查和扣押 Search and seizure.
嘿 各位 Hey, guys.
今晚過的怎樣? How's your night going?
402.
請把手放頭上 Hands on your head, please.
給我原地轉圈 Do a couple of spins for me.
很好 That's good.
好的- Okay-
你不能在開車時... You can't drive around...
喝波本威士忌... with bourbon in your...
還有什麼? What else?
原地突刺 手一樣放頭上 Pelvic thrusts. Hands still up there, pelvic thrusts.
對 就像那樣 Yeah, like that.
怎樣? 怎樣? 怎樣? What? What? What?
喔 喔! Ho-ho!
耶! Yeah!
現在... Now...
打開你們的雙腳 bust it wide open.
你就會看到後面發生了什麼事 You gotta see what's going on back there.
後面發生什麼事? What's going on back there?
搖那裡 贏得你的錢 Pop that. Earn that money.
跳起來就像你是個孕婦 Dance like you just found out you're pregnant.
這些錢夠我玩一個星期了 謝啦 渣渣們 That's laundry for a week. Thank you, gentlemen.
耶! Yeah!
你們怎麼不跳了? When did you guys stop dancing?
這個放回去 And that goes there.
我們希望你們在這都學到寶貴的一課 Well, I hope we all learned a lesson here.
你是誰? Now who are you?
我們是誰? Who are we?
你何不告訴他們我們是誰? Why don't you tell these men who we are?
我們就是法律 娘砲 We're the law, bitch.
耶! 那太讚了 Yeah! That was cool, man.
這感覺超好的 耶! It felt so good. Yeah!
你聽到了 我們就是法律 娘砲 You heard him. We're the law, bitch.
我們就是鎮上新的治安官 好嗎? We're the new sheriffs in town. Okay?
現在上你的車 給我滾 Now get in your car and get out.
馬上 Now.
耶 太好了! Yeah! All right!
這就是我們需要的 兄弟 This is what we needed, buddy.
我們計劃這個有多久了? How far are we planning on taking this, dude?
為什麼你在想事情時總要毀了它 Why do you ruin everything by thinking about it?
今晚只要好好玩樂 Just enjoy the night.
嘿 ㄜ... Hey, um...
我很抱歉 我不知道你是一個警察 I'm sorry. I had no idea that you were a cop.
喔 Oh.
不是 我並不是一個真的警察 No, I'm not really a cop.
你是什麼意思? What do you mean?
我們不僅僅是警察 We're more than cops.
是的 我們還幫助所有政府單位 Yeah, we help all the intense units.
特種部隊 聯邦調查局 SWAT, FBI.
有一天 我們正在5150... The other day, we were on a 5150...
有個傢伙想要展示他的短管獵槍 是吧? and this guy comes off with a sawed-off shotgun, right?
碰 碰 碰! Bang, bang, bang!
兄弟 你在幹嘛... Dude, what are you...
我看了我的後面然後賈斯丁... I look behind me and J-Rock...
一個打在胸口 兩個打在蛋蛋 puts one in the chest and two in the balls.
蛋蛋上各一個 One in each ball.
哇 這是真的嗎? Wow, really?
不 我並沒有被射中那兩顆球 No, I don't shoot testicles.
不要被他的臉給騙了 Do not let that humble face fool you.
而且我們隊上所有人都在討論 我想他真的需要.... And we all at the force talk about it. We think he needs a serious...
背部按摩 back massage.
好的 Okay.
我是喬希. Uh, I'm Josie.
喔 很高興見到你 Oh, nice to meet you.
我也很高興見到你... Nice to meet you, too...
你姓張? Chang.
喔... Oh...
張 是的 是的 是的 Chang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
張 是的 Chang, yeah.
那是我的名字 是家裡的名字 That's my name. It's a family name.
"灰常感謝妳" Chang you very much.
這有點歧視 我的錯 That was racist. I'm sorry.
你真風趣 You're funny.
我相信我會再見到你的 張警官 I'm sure I will see you around, Officer Chang.
噢,我的老天! Oh, my lord!
噢! Ooh!
她煞到你了, 賈斯丁. She likes you, Justin.
你可別亂了規則! You do not mess with the law!
你可別亂了規則! 耶,耶 ! You don't mess with the law! Yeah, yeah!
耶! Yeah!
我們有麻煩了. We have problem.
條子阻止了我們跟喬治簽約 Cops stopped us from getting Georgie to sign.
什麼樣的條子? What kind of cops?
嗑了藥的條子? Hie-cops?
是的 Yeah.
他們有買甜甜圈給你? Did they buy you a donut?
把那些條子給我找出來 Now find me those cops.
「警察的手勢是很重要的」 Police hand signals are crucial
「當危及生命的情況時」 in life-threatening situations.
「最重要的手勢是 代碼4」 The most important hand signal is Code 4.
「代碼4的意思是 安全」 Code 4 means, "All clear.
我們全都沒事 "We're all good here."
代碼4 安全 Code 4. All clear.
「代碼387是什麼? 小偷」 What is Code 387? Grand Theft.
「代碼287是什麼? 綁架」 What is Code 287? Kidnapping.
注意你的周圍 Watch your surroundings.
情況已控制 Control the situation.
我們必需再來一次
在工作
你太廢柴了
快點著裝 拍檔
這樣很奇怪耶 不要再這樣亂搞
「記得自我防身三步驟」 Remember the 3 essential steps of self-defense.
當然 這就是我告訴你的技巧 Absolutely. It's all the technique I told you about.
好嗎? 我們開始練習吧喬伊 Okay? Let's may, Joey.
試著刺我看看 Try to kill me.
你扮演一個壞人 你是個毒販 而我是一個警察 開始 You're the bad guy. You're the crackhead, I'm the cop. Go.
來我這 攻擊我 Come at me. Come at me.
你刺到我了 媽了個逼 - 抱歉 You stabbed me, you son-of-a-bitch! Sorry.
來試看看
來試看看 有很多好處的
要加入嗎 張警官?
我不確定
"4:30 消防員對戰僵屍會議"
管他的 我馬上到
哇! Whoo!
好的! 你現在在幹嘛 兄弟? All right! What you got going, my dude?
做什麼都可以 我們是警察 Whatever we want! We're cops!
喔 該死 Oh, shit.
喔 該死 兄弟 我必需要靠邊停了 Oh, shit, dude. I'm getting pulled over.
冷靜點 張 Play it cool, Chang.
冷靜點? 我沒辦法冷靜下來 我是黑人! Play it cool? I can't play it cool. I'm black!
關掉引擎並離開車子 Turn off the engine and step out of the car.
好的 我要出來了 Okay. I'm getting out.
手放在頭上 Hands on top of your head.
好的 Okay-
你穿的是洛杉磯警察制服? Are you wearing an LAPD uniform?
長官 我可以解釋... 轉過去! Officer, I can explain... Turn around!
張開你的腳 Spread your legs.
別反抗! Don't fight it!
長官 你在幹什麼? Officer, what are you doing?
哇! 長官! Whoo! Officer!
我騎在你背上! I'm gonna ride you!
喔 我的天! Oh, my gosh!
你有什麼毛病啊? What is wrong with you?
你應該看看你的表情! You should have seen your face, man!
哇 你從哪弄來這個? Wow. Where did you get this?
eBay啊 兄弟 EBay, dude.
eBay? - 是啊 那有成千上萬的商品 EBay? Yeah, there's tons of them.
這難道不是違法的嗎? Isn't this so illegal?
不是 No.
嗯 我的意思是 是的 Well, I mean, yeah.
把警燈開起來 Putting the lights on kind of is.
我自己裝上去的 I had to do that myself.
那那個洛杉磯警察的圖片是 What about the LAPD shit.
網路上抓來的 Got it online.
我去了印刷店弄的 印刷店? Then I went to Kinko's. Kinko's?
我自己把他給貼上去 Plastered it on myself.
這太瘋張了 兄弟 This is crazy, dude.
這就是超屌的升級 賈斯丁. Some next level shit is what it is, Justin.
是超屌的升級 Some next level shit.
#Load it up and crack a trick# Load it up and crack a trick
#I'm above the law, bitch# I'm above the law, bitch
他們是在我們門口放狗屎的傢伙嗎 Isn't that the guy who took a shit on our doorstep?
他是一個警察? He's a cop.
#Everybody get down# Everybody get down
警官 這裡有什麼麻煩嗎? Officers, is there a problem?
妳今晚想進監獄是嗎? Do you want to go to jail tonight?
ㄜ... Um...
你們在這啊! There you guys are!
你在說什麼啊? What are you talking about?
這裡有好玩的 Somewhere fun.
好耶! All right!
喔 耶! Oh, yeah!
該死的! Damn!
喔 不 不 不 我們是真的警察 這是我們的槍和... Oh, no, no, no. We're real cops. These are our guns and...
我們用$500買你們的屁股 We paid $500 for your asses.
所以現在上去開始搖你小弟弟! Now get up there and shake those dicks!
就是這樣! That's right!
老娘今晚一定要爽到 I'm getting fucked tonight.
脫掉 Take it off.
過來媽媽這 Come to mama.
喔 耶! Oh, yeah!
準備好你們的鈔票 女孩們 Get your dollar bills ready, girls.
現做的最好 WOMAN 23 Make it flash!
不能碰! No touching!
不要碰! Stop, guys!
我只要跳舞就好? Can I just dance?
噁 這什麼鬼? Ew. What?
喔 真糟 Oh, gosh.
你們還是要付錢給我 You get what you pay for.
噁 Ugh.
好啦 我們再來一次 把車窗搖上 All right, let's do it again. Roll up the windows.
我們來了 我們來了 Here we go! Here we go!
你沒有穿制服時看起來真的不一樣 You look really different without your uniform.
這是在誇我還是損我 Is that a compliment or an insult?
好了 小姐 All right, young lady.
我是警察 所以我要來詢問你 I'm the cop here, so I'll be asking
一些問題 夫人 the remainder of the questions, ma'am.
喔 好的 - 首先... Oh, okay. First off...
你這麼漂亮怎麼會沒有男朋友? How on earth do you not have a boyfriend?
說真的賈斯丁 我對男人有很糟糕的經驗 Honestly, Justin, I have the worst taste in men.
謝謝你 - 不 我是指... Thank you. No, I mean...
我總是吸引到一些怪異的人 我不確定 I'm a psycho magnet. I don't know.
給我舉個例子 Give me an example.
好的 Okay-
就像現在 有個人一直跑到我工作的地方困擾著我 Right now, there's this guy who keeps coming in to my work and bothering me.
按照道理講 我應該告訴他他迷路了... And normally, I would just tell him to get lost...
但是他真的很嚇人 but he's like real deal scary.
下一次出現在你上班的地方 Next time this guy shows up at your work
你告訴他我要他的電話號碼 you tell him I want his number.
真的 他看起來是我喜歡的型 Seriously, he seems like my type.
哇 那是真的嗎? Whoa, is that real?
是啊 有時會這樣 Yeah, it happens sometimes.
我喜歡 I like it.
我喜歡你 I like you.
聽著 我必需告訴你一些事情 Listen, I gotta tell you something.
什麼? What?
而且聽起來會有點嚇人 And it's gonna sound crazy.
張警官 這是洛杉磯警察... Officer Chang, this is the LAPD...
我需要你立刻離開那女孩 馬上回來工作 I'm gonna need you to stop creeping out that girl and get back to work.
好啦! All right!
我必需告訴她 I have to tell her.
她是一個很好的女孩 She's too good of a girl, man.
而現在她坐在那想著我在訓練日像丹佐·華盛頓 (美國黑人演員) And now she's sitting over here thinking I'm Denzel in Training Day.
更像伊森·霍克(美國演員) More like Ethan Hawke.
那是什麼? 那些是什麼? What's that? What are those?
喔 這個? Oh, this?
你自己弄上去的? You sew those on?
我被提拔為中士 I got promoted to sergeant.
你提拔你自己? You promoted yourself?
我覺得這是我應得的 I feel like I deserved it.
我真的不希望你為了這些變的太奇怪 I don't want you getting too weird with this.
我不會變的太奇怪的 張! I'm not getting too weird, Chang!
不要再叫我 張 Stop calling me Chang.
看看你的名牌 Look at your nametag.
我真希望能看到6呎1.. I would love to meet the 6-foot-1
高的中國人能穿這身行頭 Chinese guy that can fit this outfit.
「各單位注意 我們有2735的任務要進行」 All units, all units, we have a 2735 in progress...
停一下 我要聽一下這個 Stop, I wanna hear this.
「2735 要進行...」 A 2735 in progress...
國家的混亂 甜心 讓我們來打擊這該死的犯罪 Domestic disturbance. Sweet. Let's hit that shit.
不要 你在幹什麼? No. What are you doing?
要 - 不要! Yes. No!
要 讓我們來處理這該死的 Yes, let's get in the shit.
不要! No!
你敢! Don't!
我們必需做這該死的 我們才不要做這該死的 We're getting in the shit! We're not getting in the shit!
我們必需做這該死的! - 不要! We're getting in the shit! No!
我可是中士! I'm a sergeant!
喔 我真的親手揍你 賈斯丁. Oh, I'm gonna kill you, Justin.
我也要親手揍你 I'm gonna kill you.
「據報 嫌疑人是3名女性」 Reported suspects are 3 females,
「約20出頭 可能有喝酒」 early 20's, possibly intoxicated.
喔 這個才叫甜心 Oh, that's how it's sweet.
點亮櫻桃般的燈吧! 哇! Light them cherries up! Whoo!
如果真的警察來了怎麼辦? What if the real cops come?
你在開玩笑嗎 他們至少要一個小時後才來 Are you kidding? It'll take at least an hour.
這就是國家的混亂 It's a domestic disturbance call.
你怎麼知道這些? How do you know that?
你為何不閉上嘴讓我來做好我的專業? Would you shut up and let me do my job here?
等等等一下 - 幹嘛? Wait, wait, wait. What?
計劃是什麼? What's the plan?
計劃就是控制住這個情況 The plan is we control the situation.
我在YouTube上看到是這麼講的 - YouTube? That's what the YouTube video said. YouTube?
警察! 開門! Police! Open up!
我在車上等你 拍檔 - 張! I'm gonna wait in the car, bro. Chang!
將你的屁股移回這來 你可是我的拍檔... Get your ass back here right now. You're my partner...
感謝你們終於來了! Thank God you're here!
喔 當然 感謝我們在這了 Oh, yeah, thank God we are here.
當然 我們這裡有什麼問題 女士? Absolutely. What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
是我大學生聯誼會的姊妹們 請你們快點進來 It's my sorority sisters. Please hurry and come in.
大學生聯誼會 Sorority sisters.
喔 所以我聽到你說的是你要在車裡等 是吧張. Oh, I thought you said you were gonna wait in the car, Chang.
我才不要 I'm not.
我聽到你說的是你要在車裡等的 I thought you said you were gonna wait in the car.
退下 - 你才退下! Stand down. You stand down!
我可是中士 張 我要走在前面的 I'm the sergeant, Chang. I'm going first.
怎麼變婦女會? What the hell?
你最好給我滾 You need to get out.
好吧 我要出去等了 Well, I'm out.
張 張! Chang. Chang!
我們必需控制這裡的情況 We gotta control the situation.
你在跟我開玩笑? Are you kidding me?
嘿 嘿! 你必需停下來! Hey, hey! You need to stop!
我來控制住這個情況的! I'm controlling the situation!
把你的手機給我拿來! 你將會得到屁股開花啦! You need to give me the phone! You're gonna get your ass whooped!
求救! Help!
我將會控制住這個情況...喔! I will control the situation... Ow!
張 救命啊! Chang, help!
好了! All right!
不要碰我! Don't touch me!
冷靜點 先生! Calm down, sir!
不好意思? Excuse me?
她是女士! - 喔 That's a ma'am! Oh.
喔 Oh.
你們倆看起來就是有氣質的女士 You guys seem like two classy ladies.
讓我們像成年人一樣處理事情 - 對啊 Let's handle this like adults. Yes.
你叫什麼名字? 普拉斯(念起來像魔戒電影裡的寶貝) What is your name? Precious.
她已經不是那個普拉斯 你真正的名字是什麼? She ain't that precious. What is your real name?
普拉斯 (念起來像魔戒電影裡的寶貝) Precious.
是的 但是我是說你從以前到現在 你做過什麼的.... Yeah, but when you were born, what did your...
不是幫派名字或是脫衣舞娘的名字 Not your gang name or your stripper name.
我就叫普拉斯 Precious.
女士 最後一次機會 你叫什麼名? Ma'am, for the last time, what is your name?
就是普拉斯 It's Precious.
普拉斯 好的 那真的酷耶 真的是非常可愛的名字 Precious, okay, that's cool. That's a very pretty name.
所以普拉斯 好名字 為什麼你不告訴我們這裡發生了什麼事 So Precious, great name, why don't you tell us what's going on here?
我會告訴你發生什麼事 她試圖在我背後偷吃我男人! I'll tell you what's going on! She's trying to get with my man behind my back!
我才不會睜眼說蝦話! 是她的男人傳訊給我! I ain't trying shit! Her man be texting me!
最好是! 你真的是屁股長歪的賤人! Hell no! You're a lying-ass bitch!
妳又叫我賤人 賤人 來看看會發生什麼事! You call me a bitch again, bitch, and see what happens!
拜託妳不要再賤人來賤人去了 好嗎? Just don't call her a bitch again, okay?
現在我們所要做的就是 給我你的手機 Here's what we're gonna do. Give me your phone.
你要幹什麼? - 別吵! What you doing? Stop!
我想回家了 I'm gonna go home.
別想了 我們可是警察 裝好看一點 Stop it, we're cops. Act like it.
我會念一段安德魯 男生所寫的問題 I will be reading the part of D'Andre, the man in question.
賈康達! 賈康達 JaQuandae! JaQuandae.
你念賈康達 女生的部份 You read JaQuanda.
我絕對不要這樣做 I'm not gonna do that.
"你在做什麼?" "What are you doing?"
為什麼你念男生的部份? Why do you get to read the boy?
賈斯丁! Justin!
"你在做什麼?" "What are you doing?"
"正在喝點湯" "Eating soup.
"試著減肥而且不要吃太多" "Trying to lose some weight and stuff."
而我做到了 And I did.
"女孩 你真的減了不少" - 謝謝 "Girl, you ain't gotta lose shit." JaQUANDAE: Thank you.
"因為有美好的酒" "'Cause you fine as wine."
"聽著安德魯 不要再發短信給我了 好嗎?" "Look, D'Andre, Don't be texting me again, okay?"
你聽到了嗎? You see?
"除非你有膽帶你的堅果(蛋蛋)過來我這" "Unless you wanna get them nuts up in my guts."
喔 這裡有點色! 那就是色了! Oh, that's sex! That's sex!
你可以贏的 賈斯丁! You can win this, J!
你是發什麼瘋了? What are you crazy?
喔! Oh!
我真的很抱歉! 不 你並沒有! I'm sorry! Oh no, you didn't!
喔 哇靠! 我也感覺到我在痛了! Oh, ho-ho! I felt it!
我感覺它被壓扁了! I felt the squish!
你打到我女孩了! 你為什麼要這麼做? You hit my girl! Why would you do that?
賈斯丁要控制住情況啊! J, control the situation!
不! No!
這是你應得的! That's what you get!
不要再說了 Don't even say it.
這就是應得的 That's what you get.
這會痛嗎? Does this hurt?
喔 是的 Ouch. Yeah.
鳴 還是會痛 Ooh. Still hurts.
有多少壞人再那邊? - 嗯... How many bad guys were there? Um...
有兩個 但是只是小女生 她還真能打 Two, but the little girl, she could really fight.
她? - 什麼? She? What?
你說她 You said she.
不 我沒有 我為什麼要說她? 我是跟男生打 No, I didn't. Why would I say she? I fight guys.
哇! 哇! Whoa! Whoa.
Ok 那個真的嚇到我了 真的 Okay, now that scares the shit out of me, for real.
謝謝 - 哇 Thank you. Wow.
你真的是很厲害的化妝師 真的很厲害 It's cool that you're a make-up artist. That's awesome.
嗯 試著做好 Yeah, trying to be.
你是什麼意思? - 我不確定 What do you mean? I don't know.
我不是一個化妝師 我是一個服務生 I'm not a make-up artist. I'm a waitress.
當我要面對現實時... When do I face reality and just...
你不可以放棄夢想 You can't give up on a dream.
看看這裡 你所做的一切 Look at all this work you've done.
這才是你最想做的事情 That's the last thing you wanna do.
不然 你應該會後悔下半輩子吧 Or else you're gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
是啊 我也這麼覺得 Yeah, I guess so.
一個壞警察給我的好意見 It's pretty insightful for a badass cop.
好的 喬希 等一下 Okay, Josie, wait.
嗯... Um...
我必需要告訴你一些事情 I gotta tell you something.
這個... This...
這個不是我 並不是 This is not me. It's not.
喬希 請等一下 Josie. Please.
Ok 喬希... Okay, Josie...
我必需告訴你一些事情 我不是警察 好嗎? I need to tell you something. I'm not a cop, okay?
我是一個警察 I am a cop.
見鬼了 我是一個警察! 我是一個非常正直的警察! Holy fuck, I'm a cop! I'm a motherfucking cop!
哇! Wow.
哇 - 等一下 你說什麼? Wow. Wait, what?
不 哇 我要說的意思是... No, whoa, what I meant to say is...
我不是一個好警察 對你 我不是 I'm not a good cop. For you, I'm not.
嗯 穿上它們 Yeah, put those away.
它們讓我很難集中精神 It's hard to concentrate.
喔 我的天 我太火辣了 Oh, my God, I'm so hot.
喔 真糟 你怎不跟我說你是同性? Oh, my gosh. Why didn't you tell me?
喔 不 不 不 我就是我 我喜歡女生的 Oh, no, no, no. I'm all me. I like ladies.
我是喜歡女生的男人 寶貝 I'm a lady's man, baby.
你真的不需要再說什麼了 You really need to stop talking.
我真為你感到驕傲 張. I'm so proud of you, Chang.
我們只有親一下而已 兄弟 We just kissed, dude.
但是下次我再見到她 我會告訴她實話的 But the next time I see her, I'm telling her the truth.
但是今晚我們要搞大的 But tonight we're going big.
就是這樣 兄弟 Yeah, man!
#Because we're cops# Because we're cops
#Cops Cops# Cops Cops
#Trying to earn a living# Trying to earn a living
嘿 嘿 嘿 閉嘴 真的 Hey, hey, hey, shut up, actually.
喔 該死的 - 我們沒問題的 放輕鬆 Oh, shit! We're fine. Relax.
喔 這該屎的 Oh, shit!
靠邊停! 法克! Pull over! Fuck!
喔 這混蛋 Oh, damn it.
該屎 我們就要進監獄了 Shit, we're gonna go to jail.
我不想進監獄 我可不想綁辮子 I don't wanna go to jail. I don't wanna braid hair.
而且還要把手機藏在屁股 - 閉嘴啦! They hide cell phones in their butts. Shut up!
我們不會進監獄的啦 只要放輕鬆 這會很有趣的 We're not going to jail. Just relax. This will be interesting.
這是我們現在要做的 數到3 我會把門鎖上 Here's what we're gonna do. On the count of 3, I'm gonna bolt.
什麼? What?
我們來看如果他們能抓到我們 你到底在說什麼小? Let's see if they can catch us. What are you talking about?
讓我來處理就好了 不要說話 也不要做任何傻蛋的舉動 Let me handle this. Don't say a word. Don't do anything stupid.
你不要做任何傻蛋的事 - 不要做任何事 雷恩. You don't do anything stupid. Don't do anything, Ryan.
說真的 閉上嘴 Honestly, shut up.
代碼4 我們這邊都安全 繼續前進 Code 4, we're all clear. Move on.
你知道你車上並沒有掛車牌 You don't have any plates on your vehicle.
我們不確定 那個是怎麼造成的 We're not sure what to make of that.
我們正在做288. We were on a 288.
當我們去房子裡面時 有人偷走了我們的車牌 While we were inside, somebody stole our plates.
真的是這樣嗎? - 嗯嗯 Is that right? Mmm-hmm.
就是這樣 所以我說 代碼4 That's right. So I said, Code four.
繼續前進吧 Move on.
喔 該屎的 我真的很抱歉 中士 Oh, shit. I'm sorry, Sergeant.
我沒有看到你的階級 I didn't see the stripes.
我們也經常接到很多關於警車被偷的事 We've been getting a lot of calls about stolen cop cars.
我是席格警官 這位是傑克森警官. I'm Officer Segars, this is Officer Jackson.
抱歉 中士 我們應該先確認好的 Sorry, Sergeant, we should have called it in first.
嗯 天殺的 伙計們! Well, goddamn it, guys!
不要再發生了 好嗎? 這很浪費時間 Don't let it happen again, all right? That's amateur hour.
是的長官 - 是的長官 Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
聽著 我並不是要罵你們 Look, I don't mean to scold you.
我也年輕過 也餓過 I was young and hungry once, too.
所以我知道 我是歐梅利警官 I get it. I'm Officer O'Malley.
這是我最好的朋友跟拍檔 張警官 This is my best friend and partner, Officer Chang.
最好的朋友 哈 也是好拍檔? Best friend, huh, and partner?
喔 我真希望我也有一天能這樣講 Oh, l wish I could say the same.
聽著 對這種尷尬的事情 Listen, I'm kind of embarrassed about this.
有沒有什麼是我可以補償給你們 我們也快下班了 Is there any way I can make it up to you? We're about to get off.
不然我帶你們去喝個幾杯我買單? How about we take you guys out and buy you a couple of drinks?
喔... - 是去很酷的警察酒吧嗎? Oh... To a cool cop bar?
是啊 是最酷的 Yeah, it's the coolest.
如果你們買 我們喝 但是我身上沒有帶錢 If you're buying, we're drinking. I don't have any money on me.
嗯 當然 第一輪我們請 Well, yeah, the first round.
我很抱歉 不幸的是我們都有點小累了 I'm sorry. Unfortunately, we're a little tired.
我們已經度過了很長的一天 所以我們... We had a long day, so we're...
我不確定 如果你們有備忘錄的話... I don't know if you guys got the memo...
但是張 在這有點受到打擊 but Chang here is a bit of a whang.
嘿 我告訴你吧傑克森 不會出賣你們的 Hey, let me tell you something. Jackson here is no peach either.
放不停的連環屁 Non-stop donut farts.
從來沒有一個不會無聊的時刻 我說的是吧 中士? Never a dull moment, am I right, Sarge?
6-7 我們在艾斯五金行遇到了代碼30 6-Adam-7. We got a Code 30 at Ace Hardware.
兄弟 千萬不要! Dude, no!
我們是代碼6 我們走吧 We're Code 6. Let's go.
不 不 不 你想要幹什麼? No, no, no. What are you doing?
我們已經需變代碼6 - 不 我們並沒有! We're getting their six. No, we're not!
你要帶頭指揮嗎 中士? Wanna take the lead on this, Sarge?
我? 不了 你們走前面 Me? No, you guys go ahead.
我會評鑑你們倆做為個人和團隊的能力 I'm gonna evaluate you guys, individually and as a team.
去吧 我們會注意你們 Go. We got eyes on you.
馬了個屎 Holy shit.
洛杉磯警察! LAPD!
洛杉磯警察局! Los Angeles Police Department!
枯漆 枯漆(模仿聲) Shh, shh.
我們走吧 - 不 不 不... Let's go. No, no, no.
不要在地上爬 我在爬 Don't you crawl. I'm crawling.
奧 Ow.
什麼? What?
你剛幹了什麼? - 我也不知道 What did you do? I don't know.
你倆去那 好的 Two here. Okay, great.
收到 - 他說了什麼? Copy that. What is he saying?
他們要走靠西邊的界線走 They're going in from the west perimeter
而我們走東邊的界線 and we're going to the east perimeter.
不要 我們不要走任何地方 收到 No, we're not going to any perimeter. Copy that.
兄弟 雷恩! Dude, Ryan!
不 不 不! No, no, no!
你的槍是假的 Your gun's fake. Let's go.
你只要閉上你的烏鴉嘴 Shut the fuck up.
你的槍不是真的 Your gun's not real.
不要碰一個槍手的手臂! Don't touch a shooter's arm!
上啊 你這該死的法克豬! Come on, pig motherfuckers!
你不要再叫我們是豬 - 你從哪拿到那個的? Don't call us pigs! Where did you get that?
你想要這樣 那我們就這樣來 You wanna get weird, let's get weird.
喔 我的天啊! Oh, my God!
暫停一下! 先不要動! Hold on! Hold it!
不要動 不要動 Hold it. Hold it.
只要你放下鏟子 好嗎? 我們不會逮捕你的 Just take off, all right? We're not gonna chase you.
在那裡站好 我們要逮捕你的 Stay right here. We are gonna chase you.
千萬不要聽他的 Do not listen to him.
他是個笨蛋 - 他是個笨蛋 He's an idiot. He's an idiot.
你可以走了 - 我們是警察 You can go. We are police officers.
我向你保證 我們不會逮捕你 I promise you we won't chase you.
我向你保證 我們一定會逐捕你 I promise we will chase you,
而我再向你保證 我一會抓到你 你這隻老鼠 and I promise I'll catch you, you rat.
不要看他 我向你發誓 Don't look at him. I swear to you...
我們來拉小勾勾 我們不會逐捕你 I pinky swear, we will not chase you.
我們拉小勾勾發誓 - 只要來拉就好 I pinky swear. Just touch it.
他差點就答應了! He almost did it!
喔我的天啊 Oh, my God. Okay.
讓我來思考一下這件事 Let me just get this straight.
你剛剛是不是要跟一個罪犯拉勾勾發誓? Did you just pinky-swear with a perp?
是啊 Yeah.
這是我經歷過最尷尬的事情! That's the most embarrassing thing I've ever lived through!
你在說什麼鬼? 你有看見他有多強壯嗎? What are you talking about? Did you see how strong he was?
他看起就像是帕奎奧(菲律賓拳王)和 法比奧(像阿諾的模特都很壯)生的孩子一樣! He looked like Pacquiao and Fabio had a baby!
逮捕他 中士 逮捕他! Take him, Sarge, take him!
去吧 這隻交給你處理 - 沒門 Go ahead. This one's all you. Nope.
去吧 - 沒門 Go ahead. Nope.
你要處理他 中士! - 看著好好學習 You got it, Sarge! Watch and learn.
#I came in like a wrecking ball# I came in like a wrecking ball
喔 該屎的! Oh, shit!
#I never hit so hard at love# I never hit so hard at love
#All I wanted was to break your walls# All I wanted was to break your walls
喔 這什麼鬼! on, my God!
#All you ever did was wreck me# All you ever did was wreck me
喔 我的天啊! Oh, my God!
#Yeah, you, you wreck me# Yeah, you, you wreck me
等一下 等一下 等一下 抓好 抓好 抓好 Wait, wait, wait. Hold, hold, hold.
讓我先起來! 讓我先起來!! Let me up! Let me up!
到這來 這就對了 Come here. There you go!
太厲害了 張! Way to go, Chang!
剩下的另外一個傢伙勒? Where is the other guy?
什麼? What?
還有其它人? 你在說什麼的? What other guy? What are you talking about?
另外的一個罪犯 The other perp.
我想 應該就只有這傢伙 I think it was just that guy.
你想要勾勾手發誓的那個勒? You pinky swear about that?
所以這樣有2個人 是啊 2個人 There were 2. Yeah, 2.
那我們就快點找出來啊 兄弟們 快 Let's find them then, guys! Come on!
你們去後面看 我們去前面看 好嗎? You take the front, we'll take the back, all right?
是的 當然 - 好的 - Yep, absolutely. - All right.
那就好! All right!
張 不要用湯姆克魯斯跑法 (很拙的跑法) Chang. Do not Tom Cruise run.
耶! Yeah!
哇 這才是真正的生活! Whoo! That is living, man!
我還是嘗的到那傢伙的汗在我嘴裡 I still taste that guy's sweat in my mouth.
那恭喜你 那就是勝利的味道 兄弟 Congratulations. That is the taste of victory, man.
這是你第一次逮捕 兄弟 It's your first collar, dude.
兄弟 那真的太靠近了 Dude, that was way too close.
說真的 還有什麼能比這更糟的? Seriously. What's the worst that could happen?
"穿著警察制服配帶徽章" "Simply wearing a police badge is
"將以聯邦法律處1年刑期..." "punishable by 1 year minimum in a federal..."
這是什麼鬼? What the fuck?
"配帶使用警察裝備..." "The use of official police equipment...
"將以聯邦法律處2年刑期" "is punishable by up to 2 years in a federal penitentiary."
"駕駛具有紅藍警燈的設備將處..." "Driving a vehicle with red or blue lights is punishable...
"最多3年的刑期 並處$200,000元罰款" "by up to 3 years imprisonment and $200,000 fine."
那如果是整台警車要罰多少? What about a whole damn police car?
#Everybody get down# Everybody get down
你們中哪一個渣崽 問我一整天都在做什麼? Which one of you little pricks asked me what I do all day?
我是警察 I'm a cop.
喬伊 上車吧 Joey, hop in.
不要擋我的路 Out of my way.
休息一下吧 小鬼們 Take a lap, little boys.
他是一個警察 羅恩! He's a cop, Ron!
他還是一陀屎! He ain't shit!
我喜歡喔 兄弟 I love it, man.
你看 你已經有了很大的轉變 繼續保持... Look, you had a great shift. You keep it up...
我保證 我會給你一個徽章的 and I'll give you that badge I promised you.
你今天又幹了什麼蠢事? What the hell have you been doing?
天啊 你嚇的我有點挫賽了 Jesus, you scared the shit out of me.
這位是誰? And who is this?
這是喬伊 他是我們的實習生 It's Joey. He's our intern.
雷恩 你是發瘋了嗎? Ryan, are you insane?
沒有 No.
我們可能會因為這該屎的事情進監獄好幾年 We could go to jail for years for this shit.
而現在你還把一個小孩牽扯進來? And now you have a little kid involved?
這娘砲是誰啊? Who's this bitch?
我會一巴掌打在你那非洲人頭上 I will slap that little afro off your head.
你真的很厲害 兄弟 不過到此為止了 好嗎? You're good. Dude, this is it, all right?
脫掉你的制服 我要把它們丟掉 Take the uniform off. We're throwing them away.
我們就玩到今天 我說真的 We are done. Seriously.
你想要退休了? You wanna retire?
該屎的 Shit.
我是張 - 你很好的 This is Chang. You're good.
「我需要你馬上過來 我在喬治亞店裡」 I need you to come down here right away. I'm at Georgia's.
等一下 有什麼問題嗎 喬希? Wait. What's wrong, Josie?
請你儘快趕過來 快點 Please come down as soon as you can. Hurry.
好的 但是只是要說...哈囉? Yeah, but just tell... Hello?
他媽的 你有聽到嗎? Damn it. Did you hear that?
看來我們要晚點退休了 家鄉小子 Looks like we're coming out of retirement, homeboy.
我們繞到後面 來給他們一個驚喜 We gotta go around back to surprise them.
好了 接下來我們要做的 All right, here's what we're gonna do.
我會快速的衝進去 而且我會說我的殺手鑑 I'm gonna bum-rush in, I'm gonna say my killer line...
然後換你進來 重覆我所說的話 then you come in and repeat everything I said.
不要 No.
準備好 然後... Ready, and...
呀比康-耶 娘砲們! 全部趴下! Yippee-ki-yay, bitches! Everyone down!
呀比康-耶 娘砲們...大家... Yippee-ki-yay, bitches... Everyone...
你就是那個新來的警官是吧 So you're the new sheriffs in town.
當我不在這而搶我的地盤 Acting all hard when I'm not here.
所以 我現在回來了 Well, I'm here now.
呵 Huh.
你是新的男朋友嗎? Are you the new boyfriend?
我可以先跟你說幾句嗎 拜託? Can I talk to you for a second, please?
沒問題 男朋友 All right, boyfriend.
好的 All right.
我的拍檔將會處理這裡 My buddy's gonna handle this.
可以嗎? Okay?
這才是真正的硬漢 你們不會想和張亂搞的 That's real steel. You don't mess with the Chang.
聽著 你最好離她遠遠的 Listen, you gotta leave her alone now.
我甚至不會像一個警察跟你談話 I'm not even talking to you like a police officer.
只有我跟你這守規矩的人談話 This is just me talking to you like a regular guy.
所以你不會行使警察的權利? So this is you without a badge?
是的 只有男人對男人 Yeah. It's just man-to-man.
好的 讓我們返回前面一些好了 所以 我現在是一個警察... Okay, let's backtrack a little bit. So I'm a cop now...
你又做了一次 好的 You did it again. Yep.
你覺得你有能力阻止我的生意嗎 You think you can fuck with my business?
你是在威脅我嗎? Are you threatening me?
我是警察 混蛋 I'm a cop, asshole.
你只是一陀屎 You ain't shit.
什麼? 你想要跳一下? What? You wanna jump?
快點啊 娘砲 我們走 Come on, bitch, let's go.
快點做 Let's do it.
快點啊 我們走啊 Come on, let's go.
跳啊 Jump.
你不值得在這裡做 You're not worth the paperwork.
在這裡 我就是法律 I'm the law here.
你們最好... Back off...
離這裡遠遠的 of everything.
如果下次又發生像這樣的事... Next time you come to a call like this...
誰知道? who knows?
子彈是會飛的 Bullets fly.
條子總是會被打到 Cops get hit all the time.
好的 所以我們只要全部講出來 All right, so we're just gonna come clean
告訴真的警察我們所知道的 and tell these guys everything.
全部的事情除了我們假扮警察的事 Everything except for the fact that we've been pretending to be cops.
什麼? 不 What? No.
這就是所謂的承擔責任 It's called taking responsibility.
這該屎的事已經不行了 This shit has gone way too far.
聽起來真的很白癡 兄弟 It sounds stupid, man.
這不是白癡 - 這就是白癡 It's not stupid. It is stupid.
這是聰明 - 我的原則 這就是白癡 It's smart. By principle, it's stupid.
賈斯丁 你依然可以停止這一切 - 閉嘴 Justin, you could still stop right now. Shut up.
嗨 聽著 我不知道從何說起... Hi. Listen I don't know where to begin...
我不確定要不要在這裡講... - 噓 I should probably do the talking here... Shh.
我想我們需要做個筆錄 I guess we want to file a police report.
嗯嗯 那一種筆錄? Mmm-hmm. What kind of report?
嗯 他跟我在裝扮警察已經好幾個星期了 Uh, he and I have been pretending to be cops for the past couple of weeks.
抱歉你說啥? Excuse me?
這聽起來很瘋狂 - 嗯嗯 It sounds crazy. Mmm-hmm.
是的 一開始只是好玩... Yeah. it started out just as fun...
但是現在我們身陷很多麻煩需要幫忙 but now we're in a lot of trouble and we need help.
請真正的警察 From real cops.
在那等一下 安吉 Hold on a second there, Angie.
別相信這傢伙說的任何一句話 Don't believe a word these guys say.
喔 法克 Oh, fuck.
他們倆是真的是搞笑來著的 These guys are a couple of real jokers!
讓我猜猜 Let me guess.
你們應該是來幫我處理文件... You guys came down here to help me fill out all that paperwork...
在你們丟下我們的那個晚上 我說的對不對? you ditched us with the other night, am I right?
就是這樣 是的 - 不是 That's right, yeah. No.
很高興又見到你們 跟著我後面走 Good to see you guys again. Come on back.
我們會跟著他走 We're gonna go back.
這傢伙真愛惡作據 This guy is a rascal.
不是的 我是認真的 我們真的不是警察 No, I'm being serious. We're really not cops.
這樣真的不好玩 That's not funny.
喬治席格他說不用擔心 George Segars, he said don't worry about it.
幫助我 拜託! Help me. Please!
待會見 安吉 See you, Angie.
我們真的不是警察 - 這真的不好玩 We're not cops. It's not funny.
他的名字是莫西 凱斯克 His name's Mossi Kasic.
他是在這名單內的頭號要犯 He's top of the shitlist.
我很驚訝你們還沒聽說過他 I'm surprised you guys haven't heard of him.
我每天都要處理像這樣的傢伙 席格 I deal with guys like this on a daily basis, Segars.
我聽你的 中士 但是這傢伙真的不一樣 I hear you, Sarge but this guy is different.
他操控一群人 去搶劫當地的商店業主... He runs a crew, preys on local shop owners...
跟移民者 就像他自己 and immigrants like himself.
他以他的武力... He muscles in...
來搶奪這些商店... takes co-ownership of the businesses...
並以此來洗錢諸如此類的事情 and then uses it for money laundering and whatnot.
他是一個怪物 He's an animal.
『嘿 親愛的」 Hey, beautiful.
你沒有任何理由跟他在一起 也沒辦法跟他說話 You can't reason with him, can't talk to him.
他喜好打鬥 他以此為生存 He loves to fight. He lives for it.
他因此性格很瘋狂 He's got this crazy temper.
他能全方位攻擊 就像那樣 He can snap, just like that.
沒關係 It's all right.
他已經擊倒一些大塊頭 He's taken down some big scores.
每次我們去抄他地盤, 但是...甚麼都沒有 Every time we raid his place, though... nothing.
我們在那找不到任何東西 We can't find anything on the inside.
我必須說 我要抓到他 I gotta say, I want this guy bad.
跟我想的一樣 我也要抓到他 It's good to hear. I want him bad, too.
我每晚都在想這個 我也是 I think about it every night. Me, too.
我只是躺在床上 看著天花板..... I just lay awake, staring at the ceiling...
想著不同的方法去抓到他 just thinking about different ways to nail him.
我一直都在注意這傢伙 I'm obsessed with nailing this dude.
我想要把他掛在牆上 你知道 然後... I wanna put him up on the wall, you know, and just...
"叫我的名字?" 就是這樣 "What's my name?" That's right.
但是這應該不可能會發生 Anyways, that's probably never gonna happen.
發生甚麼事了 兄弟?? What's going on, guys?
沒事,我們只是剛好聊到 莫西 Nothing. We were just talking about Mossi.
在那社區沒人敢作證反對他... Nobody in the community's gonna testify against him...
而且沒有有力的證據 我們也不能幹嘛 and without hard evidence, we got nothing.
那我們為何不去監視他? So why don't we do surveillance?
相信我 我想這麼做 但錢少事多啊.... Believe me, I'd love to do that, but it's a little bit above my pay grade.
是阿 Right.
不管怎樣... However...
你和我之間 警官... 每件事 between you and me, Sarge... Everything is.
局裡有一些裝備 This station has a shitload of equipment.
像是竊聽器 針孔攝影機 I'm talking about wiretaps, pinhole cameras,
任何你想要的 我都能拿給你 anything you want, I can get for you.
我全要了! I want all of it.
好的 All right.
我們開始吧 耶! Let's do it. Yeah!
嘿 警官 是兄弟就來唱一下? Hey, Sarge, Brothers in Blue, should we sing it?
唱甚麼? 警校的歌 來吧 Sing what? It's the academy song. Come on.
喔 耶 耶 燃燒起來吧! Oh, yeah, yeah. Fire it up.
#Brothers in blue# Brothers in blue
不錯 這小子就是停不下來吧 對吧? That's good. This guy never stops, does he?
這裡還有警察歌? There's a police song?
我必須學一下 你他媽的是白癡 I gotta learn that. You're a fucking idiot.
我們本來只是假裝 We were supposed to turn ourselves in
現在你要來檢查這些裝備? and now your checking out equipment?
老兄 你聽到那警察說的了 我們必須要抓到這傢伙 Dude, you heard the cop. It's up to us to get this guy.
他是惡魔的化身 He is the devil's nephew.
我們不會去接近他的! We're not going near that guy!
讓我整理一下 So let me get this straight.
你終於遇到你喜歡的女孩... You finally meet a girl that you like...
而且她也喜歡你 然後有一些惡棍出現... and she likes you, and then some douchebag comes around...
然後說你不能和她在一起... and says that you can't be with her...
然後你的第一個想法是烙跑? and your first thought is to run away?
是的 她說他會殺了我 Yes. He said he would kill me.
我不會讓你跑走的 老兄 I'm not gonna let you run away, man.
你知道嗎? You know what?
甚麼? What?
你知道其他人都怎麼說你嗎? You wanna know what people say about you?
我知道它們怎麼說. I know what they say.
但我很久不曾像現在這樣感覺過 But l haven't felt like this in a long time.
我很適合當警察 I'm good at this.
我需要你 老兄 我需要你... I need you, man. I need you to...
我需要你相信我 老兄 I need you to believe in me, man.
拜託啦 Please.
好啦! I'm in.
你是不是要哭了? Were you about to cry?
耶 但我不想談這個了 Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it.
我有點看不清楚 心臟也跳得很快 I got misty, my heart started pumping fast.
所以我們要怎麼去找這傢伙? So how are we gonna find this guy?
就是這了 This is it.
老天 我的偵查技術越來越好了 God, I'm getting good at this detective stuff.
這就是為啥你要穿那套衣服?? Is that why you're wearing that suit?
噢 耶 我升職了 Oh, yeah, I got promoted.
你又幫自己升職一次? You promoted yourself again?
耶 現在我是偵查佐 Yeah. I'm a detective.
你想他們會在裡面做啥? What do you think they're doing in there?
我不知道 老兄 但一定是搞黑的 I don't know, man. Something shady, that's for sure.
讓我們來看看 如果到裡面打開那些門 Let's see if we can get inside and open those doors.
讓我們來看看 如果我們都不要做 Let's see if we don't do that.
聽著 張... Listen, Chang...
你可以別再這麼娘砲了 好嗎! you've gotta stop being such a pussy, okay?
耶 就是阿 Yeah, no shit.
老兄... Dude...
我會插爆你的菊花 I will whoop your little ass.
你碰不到他的菊花的 我會揍他 You will not touch his ass. I will hit him.
你他媽別打我 Don't you fucking hit me.
不! Don't!
噢 太完美了 Oh, perfect.
如果我現在沒有涉及這件案子 我一定會舉發你 If I wasn't involved in a case right now, I would light you up.
那邊 那棟建築物 那是我們的制高點 That right there, that apartment, that's our vantage point.
但應該有人住那吧 But somebody lives in there.
賈斯丁 那他們最好有好吃的食物... Justin, then they better have good food...
因為他們即將參加他們的第一個任務 because they're about to be involved in their first stakeout!
不 No.
警察辦案 把門打開 Police business, open up now.
嗨 Hi.
你是個妓女吧 是吧? You are a fox, aren't you?
偵查佐? Detective?
當然 那是我的職稱 Absolutely, that's my title.
老兄 Dude.
ㄜ 女士 請讓我門進去 我們需要和你聊一下 Uh, ma'am, we're gonna need to come inside and talk to you for a minute, please.
喔 太好了 - Oh. - All right.
喔 耶 Oh, yeah.
這聞起來就好像有魚在這放屁 It smells like a fish farted in here.
看看那禿頭男 他種族歧視好像很嚴重 Look at that bald one. He looks super racist.
好像他晚上都會打呼一樣 Like he snores the "N" word at night.
我有看過每一種警察秀 I've seen every cop show ever.
我很興奮我們要一起這麼做 I'm so excited we're going to be doing this together.
耶 Yeah.
讓我來搞清楚 這裡的情況是沒有"我們" Just so we're clear, there's no "we" in this situation.
別傻了好嗎 Don't be a dick.
我仍然是你們團隊的一份子吧 事吧? I can still be a part of the team though, right?
當然! 不 Absolutely. No.
另外 我不是在著迷 Also, I'm not on ecstasy.
沒門 No way.
我有些複雜的交友關係 I've had some very dramatic relationships.
我的治療師說我必需要見更多持久男 My therapist says I need to meet a more stable guy.
我喜歡像你們這種穿著的人 I love a man in uniform.
你喜歡? You do?
當然 - 我不喜歡這樣 Sure. I don't like this.
我曾經跟兩個護理人員玩過3P I did a three-way once with two paramedics.
女士 我需要你回到你自己的房間 Ma'am, I'm going to need you to go to your room.
好的 - 你自己 All right. Alone.
你根本就不知道vibage是什麼 拍檔 You do not know what vibage is, pal.
你為什麼要這樣做? Why would you do that?
我覺得他是一個很有趣的女士 而且他有很多東西可以給我們看 I think she's an interesting lady and she's got a lot to offer this team.
我們正在監控罪犯 我們沒有時間了 We are doing surveillance. We don't have time.
噢 Ow.
好了 我們這有些動靜了 伙伴 All right, we got action, people.
喔 做的好 喬伊 Oh, good work, Joe.
這是哪位? Who is that?
我覺得他應該是老大 I think he's the boss.
拍一張他的隨從 Take photos of his henchmen.
你拍好了嗎? You got good ones?
這很好玩吧? How fun is this?
我很抱歉吵到你們 但是我需要些幫助 I'm sorry to bother you, but I need some help.
是有關我的泡泡浴 It's my bubble bath.
他不夠溼 It's not wet enough.
別想 No.
是的 這就是我們應盡的責任 Yes. That's our civic duty.
不 並不是 專注點 - No, it's not. - Focus.
我們很樂意幫助你 女士 但是我們現在不行... We would love to help you, ma'am, but we can't...
因為我們正在工作而且必需要認真工作 because we're on a case and we take our job seriously.
這樣真的性感 That is so hot.
妳也很火辣 You're so hot.
「注意聽我講的」 Listen to me very carefully.
「我需要你低調點」 I need you to lay low.
「非常低調」 Very low.
「而現在」 For now.
多明尼加已經把東西送去了 The Dominicans are going to make the delivery.
所以你現在等候我的命令 And you're not going to do shit with it until I say so.
了解嗎? Understood?
「你要確保每件事都暗中進行」 You gonna keep everything underground.
暗中進行? 他在說甚麼? Underground? What is he talking about?
運送甚麼? Deliver what?
我不知道 I don't know.
這是甚麼? What's this?
這是運送的貨物 這就是我們的證據 This is the shipment. This is our evidence.
你怎麼知道的? How do you know that?
因為那是一群壞蛋在用的貨車啊! Because it's a cargo van, and these are all bad guys.
這些傢伙看起來就絕對不是好人 These guys are terrible-looking people.
打開它 Open it.
噢... 該死 Oh... Shit.
所以? So?
他們跟我說那兩位的警備號碼根本不存在 They tell me their badge numbers don't match up.
這證明了一件事 他們不是 洛杉磯警察 Which tells me one thing. They're not LAPD.
噢 我們死定了 Oh, we're dead.
所以 他們是? So, what are they?
聯邦調查局 緝毒探員 或是甚麼特殊單位. Feds, ATF, maybe a special unit.
甚麼? What?
耶 我們是暗黑執行者 老兄 Yeah, we're black ops, dude.
所以 你要躲避一陣子到我查清楚為止 So, you're going to be invisible until I can figure it out.
安全起見... Just to be clear...
如果那小子不在那的話... if that little guy wasn't here...
這裡將會有神秘的事情發生 some serious weird shit would be going on right now.
甚麼樣的事情? What kind of weird shit?
你根本就是特技演員吧? You are an acrobatic angel, aren't you?
啊 Ah.
喬伊 轉過去 Joey, turn around.
噢! Oh!
好了 她該走了 Okay. There she goes.
Boom 就是他們 Boom, we got them.
那箱子裡有甚麼? Now what's in those crates?
我跟你同一時間看到的 我哪知道? I'm seeing it the same time you're seeing it. How would I know that?
因為在這種情況下我需要你講清楚 I need to narrate it, because that's what you do in these situations.
你看到一些情況而且那男的對另一個大吼 You see something and one of the guys says it out loud.
然後另一個傢伙說 你該走了 耶 And the other guy, you, is supposed to go, "Yeah."
噢 該死 老兄 我們必須要知道那箱子裡面裝了甚麼 Oh, shit, dude. We gotta know what's inside those crates.
所以我們現在要幹嘛? So, what do we do now?
喬伊 看好那裏 Joey, watch the fort.
你要去哪? Where are you going?
事實上等一下 Wait a minute, actually.
噁... Oh...
那真是爽 That is so hot.
他在那 There he is.
這主意真的很爛 是嗎? This is a terrible idea. Is it?
老兄 你在開玩笑嗎? Dude, are you kidding?
不 No.
他跟他們是一夥的 He's a gang member.
正確 Exactly.
放輕鬆 我只是要跟他說說話 Relax, I'm just gonna go talk to him.
我根本沒辦法放鬆 你根本就是白癡 I will not relax. You're an idiot.
我能搞定的 I got this.
你好 Hello.
你有權保持沉默... You have the right to remain silent...
他又來了 Here we go.
賈斯丁 快過來幫我! Justin, help me now!
你所說的一切將會成為呈堂證共 Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law.
你可以聘請一位律師 You have the right to an attorney.
如果你請不起律師 將會有委任... If you can't afford an attorney, one will be appointed...
他在咬我的脖子! 他在咬我的脖子! He's biting my neck! He's biting my neck!
噢! Ow!
我能跟你說一下話嗎? Can I talk to you for a second?
當然 Sure.
這是在搞甚麼鬼! What the fuck!
我們必須知道箱子裡面是甚麼 We've gotta find out what's in those crates.
你在跟我開玩笑嗎? 我不... Are you kidding me? I'm not...
不! No!
給我進去! Get in!
給我進去車子! Get in the car!
好了- Okay-
所以我們現在要開始綁架人了嗎? So we're kidnapping people now?
不 賈斯丁 這叫做偵訊 No, Justin, it's called an interrogation.
我們要上哪去偵訊他? Where are we going to interrogate him?
他只是個朋友. 他只是個朋友. He's just a friend. He's just a friend.
我們必須要從他身上知道箱子裡是甚麼 We gotta get the information out of him about what's in those crates.
他根本不說英語 老兄 He doesn't even speak English, dude.
那我們就拷問他 Then we torture him.
你就是神秘那個 你必須扮黑臉 You're the mysterious one. You have to be bad cop.
所以我必須拷問他? So now I'm torturing him?
嘿 是誰說到要拷問的 是你嗎? Hey, who said anything about torture, Your Honor?
你3秒鐘前才說的 安靜 老兄 You just did 3 seconds ago. Shut up, dude.
這是緊急情況 This is a serious moment.
想辦法讓他說 Make him talk.
你做得到的 好吧 You can do it. All right.
你做得到的! 耶, 準備開始吧! You can do it! Yeah, born ready!
聽我說 你這個小孬孬... Listen to me, you little dick-snatch...
那是啥? What was that?
他吐在我臉上 他根本就不怕我 He spit in my face. He's not afraid of me.
你知道嗎 那就讓他怕你 You know what, then make him afraid of you.
Reservoir Dogs老兄 把耳朵割下來 (Reservoir Dogs是一部殘酷黑幫電影) Reservoir Dogs, dude. Gut the ear.
讓這個變真的吧 (Reservoir Dogs是一部殘酷黑幫電影) Be realistic for once.
左邊上面 我在弄了 Lift up that side. I'm trying.
箱子裡是甚麼? 箱子裡是甚麼? What's in those crates? What's in those crates?
你這個根本就不是水刑 This is not how you waterboard.
這就是了! 你沒看過 00:30零晨密令嗎? (00:30零晨密令獵殺賓拉登的電影) Yes it is! Have you seen Zero Dark Thirty?
沒有 但我知道怎麼弄 No, but I know how to waterboard, though.
不準給我喝! Stop drinking it!
你們到底在搞啥? What the hell, man?
你這樣做真的太可悲了 這樣實在太尷尬了 It's sad what you're trying to do. It's embarrassing.
好啦 我恨 莫西 All right. I hate Mossi.
每個人都是這樣 我會告訴你想知道的任何事情 Everybody does. I'll tell you anything you want to know.
但是別再那樣亂搞了! Just stop this shit!
為什麼你之前不這麼說? Why didn't you say that before?
我們還叫你說英語 And that you spoke English.
你們啥都沒問 就直接把我從卡車裡拉出來 You didn't ask. You guys pulled me out of my truck.
你把我拖在地上 You drag me across the fucking ground.
那是我 That's on me.
你把我塞進警車的後座 You throw me in the back of a cop car.
還用槍指著我的臉! Point the guns in my face!
聽著 或許我們在這裡有些誤會 Look, maybe we got off on the wrong foot here.
是阿 或許 Yeah, maybe.
你要啤酒嗎? You want a beer?
好啊 聽起來不錯 Yeah, beer sounds good.
你叫甚麼名字? What's your name?
我叫 寶柏 My name is Pupa.
嘿 聽著 如果我們給你鬆綁 If we untie you, do you promise
你保證不會裝瘋然後殺了我們? not to freak out and kill us?
我保證我不會裝瘋 I promise not to freak out.
噢 老兄! Ah, man!
說真的 我根本不知道箱子裡是啥 For real, I don't know what's in those crates.
因為 莫西 給我很高的酬勞 But Mossi paid some heavy cash for whatever's in there.
那我們要怎麼知道? But how do we find out?
莫西 會在今晚舉辦趴踢 我聽到一些瘋狂的傳言 Mossi's having one of his parties tonight. I hear shit gets crazy.
每次他辦的趴踢都會持續到有3個人死掉 At least 3 people die, everytime he has a party.
甚麼? 然後那些箱子就會出現在那... What? Those crates will be there...
但如果你等到明天那些東西就不見了 but if you wait until tomorrow that shit's going to be gone.
所以我們要今晚行動 你必須今晚行動 So we gotta do it tonight. You gotta do it tonight.
這遊戲真的屌爆了! Shit, this game is gangster!
真的嗎? 屌爆了? Really? Gangster?
真的阿 老兄 我問你 我能在哪買到這遊戲? It is, man, I tell you. Where can I buy this thing?
你要知道 寶柏 這講起來真的有點複雜 You see, Pupa, it's kind of complicated.
這裡有很多還沒上市的遊戲 There's a lot that goes into making games these days.
噢 賈斯丁 Oh, Justin.
很多的經營 我是在跟一群人說話 A lot of politics. I'm talking to a lot of people.
聽起來像是你被排擠了 聽來是這樣 It sounds like you bitched out, is what it sounds like.
你必須要為你的理想奮鬥 You gotta go in there and fight for your shit.
你不相信你自己嗎? Don't you believe in yourself?
你要走進那跟他們說... You gotta go in there and tell them...
"這是我的遊戲 我們要照我的風格走" "This is my game. We're going to do it my way.
"讓這遊戲立刻上市給人買" "Put the game out there now, for people to buy it."
我必須說 我們需要混進那個趴踢 I gotta say, we have to get into that party.
我們需要在今晚混進去 We gotta get in that party tonight.
我有點聽不太懂你在說啥 I don't understand what you're saying.
當你說得很興奮的時候 你說的英語口音..... When you start getting excited, your English escapes you...
開始變得有點大舌頭了 and you get really native in your tongue.
我們要怎麼混進去那趴踢? How do we get into that party?
當我在說的時候這個口音聽起來像... When I'm speaking English but it still sounds like...
像那個 我不知道你在說啥 Like that, I don't what you're saying.
你甚麼都沒聽到嗎? You didn't get any of that?
gay? Qué?
你還是沒注意到... You didn't get any...
Gay? 我的老天爺 Qué? Holy shit.
甚麼? 甚麼? What? What?
這個聽起來有一點點奇怪... This is gonna sound a little bit weird...
但你們兩應該可以當兄弟了 But you two could pass as brothers.
噁! 不! 這傢伙很噁心! Ew! No, this guy's gross!
無意冒犯 No offense.
無意冒犯? 你剛才才說 "噁" No offense? You just said, "Ew."
上一個對我說"噁"的人是我老媽 The last person who said, "Ew" to me, was my mother.
嗯 Hmm.
你們知道她現在在哪嗎? You guys know where she is right now?
天堂? - 你猜對了 Heaven? You got it.
天堂 Heaven.
所以她是自然死亡嗎? Hopefully from natural causes?
如果我生氣做了些蠢事叫做自然... If me getting angry and doing something foolish is natural causes...
那麼就是了 then yes.
你看起來很帥 - 謝謝你 You look handsome. Thank you.
你的長相很出色 我要來開始玩了 A great-looking guy. Now I'm here to play war.
嘿, 張 我要如何把你... Hey, Chang. How do I make you...
弄得很像他? look like him?
該死. Shit.
我們有多少時間? How much time we got?
ㄜ... - 閉嘴 Uh... Shut up.
我需要水,3個碗和去皮的檸檬 趕快! 開始行動!! I need a water, three bowls and a lemon peel. Come on, people, let's go!
這才是我女朋友 That's my girl.
她說她和兩個護理人員玩3P She said she'd done a three-way with a couple of paramedics.
嗯-嗯 我想這是個結婚的好對象 Mmm-hmm I think this the marrying type.
聽起來是要給我的 Sounds like it to me.
好了 你準備好了嗎? All right. Are you ready?
我們準備好了. We're ready.
噢 喔-喔 Oh, ho-ho.
那真是太帥了 好... That's handsome. Well...
我看起來就像被打了一拳的 利偉恩 (利偉恩是美國著名饒舌歌手) I look like someone hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
利偉恩! Lil Wayne!
他用利偉恩講了個笑話 ! He made a joke about Lil Wayne!
噢 該死! 那真是太好笑了 Oh, shit! That's funny.
嘿 喬希 我必須說你真是個出色的藝術家 Hey, Josie, I gotta say you're one heck of an artist.
- 謝謝你 - 你也不客氣 女孩 - Thank you. - You're fine, too, girl.
耶 她很體貼的 Yeah, she's pretty.
喬希 喬希 看著我 看著我 Josie, Josie, look at me. Look at me.
現在別做得太熱情 好的 Don't do intense right now. Okay.
你真的超體貼的 那是我所要說的 You're crazy fine, that's all I'm saying.
那是個讚美 That's a compliment, now let it go.
只要再說一件事 Just gonna say one more thing.
我不會,我不會那樣說 I wouldn't, though, is what I'm saying.
我保證這樣一定可以的 I promise it's going to be okay.
我的意思是 我想要脫掉你的衣服... I mean, I would like to take off your dress...
然後把我那放到你那 and put my penis inside of you.
我真的很想在那亂搞一下 I'd really like to get all up in that shit.
不 像是在她的那裡 No, like in her vagina, though.
我知道 但你不能那樣說 感謝你 老兄 I know, but you can't say that. Appreciate it.
我不會把那個放到你的屁股 I wouldn't put it in your butt.
我該走了 願你有個美好的一天 女士 I gotta go. And a good day to you, madame.
你覺我要應該要放個 "洛杉磯警察臥底行動" 在我的履歷? Do you think I could put "Undercover sting operation for the LAPD" on my resume?
當然要阿 Absolutely.
你有看到我說"女士?" 那是法語 Did you see when I said "madame?" That's French.
那真貼心 That was sweet.
給你吧 老兄 Here you go, buddy.
如果我開始冒汗的話 老兄 What if I start sweating, dude?
這些刺青應該會從我臉上跑掉吧 These tattoos are gonna run down my face.
那就別流汗 Then don't sweat.
你說啥 "別流汗?" 我不幹了 What do you mean, "Don't sweat?" I'm not doing this.
為什麼你要去當娘砲? Why you got to be such a bitch?
寶柏 不準叫我娘砲 Pupa, don't call me a bitch.
你做了一些很屌的遊戲 如果你設計了它 那你就要去執行它! You made such a cool game. If you make it, then you got to play it.
我也要跟他說一樣的話 I've been saying that this whole time.
你設計了一個很屌的遊戲 現在你只要去5"竹"行它 You made such a cool game, now you gotta play it.
你的口音是怎麼了? What are you doing with your accent?
你對你的聲音做了甚麼? What are you doing with your voice?
我非常同意你說的 I was agreeing with you.
但你有個口音 But you have an accent.
我知道你同意我 但你好像在學我說話的口吻 I know you are agreeing with me, but you're saying it like I was.
我所說的是 你做了一個很棒的遊戲而且我相信你 What I'm saying is, you made a great game and I believe in you.
所以你現在只要去"竹"行它 So, now, you just gotta play it.
好啦 兄弟 隨便他怎麼說吧 All right, dude. Feel free to rob him.
喔 老天 他聽不見你 我只是從現在開始要無視你的存在 Oh, boy. He can't hear you. I'm just going to ignore him from now on.
為什麼是我? How is this on me?
這真是瘋了 This is insane.
聽著 賈斯丁, 不管發生了甚麼事... Listen, Justin, no matter what happens...
不管誰對你說了甚麼 no matter what anyone says to you,
你只要對他們說... all you gotta say to them is...
那是甚麼意思? What does that mean?
意思是 "舔我的蛋和屌,你這個喇叭男" It means, "Suck my balls and cock, you cocksucker."
耶, 就這麼說 好吧 Yeah, just say that. Okay.
祝你好運 你將會需要它的 Good luck, homes. You're gonna need it.
聽著 我要跟你說 我們很多地方看起來很像 Look, I'm telling you, we look a lot alike.
但 莫西 可能會認出你不是我... But Mossi is probably gonna recognize that you're not me...
然後他就會把你的臉切掉! and then he gonna cut your face off!
好了 那是...? All right. Is that...?
你到底在說甚麼? What are you talking about?
噢! 我的錯 這不好笑 Whoo! I'm sorry. It's not funny.
等等 甚麼? Wait a second. What?
還有個東西要給你 One extra touch for you.
好樣的 在這裡 Pretty good, right here.
我的老天 不 Oh God, no.
只要相信他 放進去 Just trust him. Put it in.
你把這個放到你嘴吧 哇 雷恩! You put this in your mouth. Ow. Ryan!
你會需要它 你需要它 老兄 You'll need it. You need it, man.
他來囉~~ Here they come.
哇 哇 啊~~~! Ow. Ow. Aah!
我死定了我 I'm going to die here.
這裡聞起來好像監獄或拘留所 It smells like prison and bad parenting.
噢!噢! Oh! Oh!
「放輕鬆!你一定可以進去再出來的」 Relax! You'll be in and out.
我們所要做的就是查出那些箱子裡有啥 你一定可以搞定的 All we gotta do is find out what's in those crates and you'll be done.
我們得到那東西後 你就可以出來了 We'll get footage of it, and you're out.
你說起來真輕鬆 他們都一直盯著我看 That's easy for you to say. They are all staring at me.
那就看回去 你是個黑幫殺手! Then stare back at them. You are a cholo vato killer!
「享受它們吧」 Own that shit!
我只舔蛋蛋和香腸 I suck balls and cock.
噁 Ah.
唉喔~~ Co?o.
老兄 這方法真的有效ㄟ That's what I thought. Ah, dude, I think it's working!
太好了 張! 你告訴它們! Hell yeah, Chang! You tell them!
「太好了 我們進去了」 Nice! Okay, we're in!
「老兄 那些辣妹真的超辣」 Dude, those chicks are hot.
閉嘴 老兄 我快瘋了! Shut up, dude. I'm freaking out.
「放輕鬆 你就學一下別人是怎麼站的」 Just relax. Be like everybody else or you'll stand out.
很好 Good.
「老兄 你在幹嗎?」 Dude! What are you doing?
我在跳白人舞蹈而已 I'm doing my white girl dance.
「別搞那些了」 Stop doing that shit!
這裡一定有一些暗房或是倉庫 There's got to be some sort of back room or storage area.
你應該有帶你的蛋蛋來這吧 You've got some balls coming in here.
跟我來 Come with me.
莫西 要跟你說話 Mossi's gonna wanna speak to you.
我會一直看著你 Ok Been looking for you. Okay.
該死 我要怎麼做? Shit, what do I do?
「我不知道,但別太緊張」 I don't know, but don't be nervous.
「但是也別搞砸了」 But don't fuck it up, either.
你在這裡幹甚麼? The fuck are you doing here?
你該不會是搞丟我的箱子吧 I best not be finding out you lost one of my crates.
「讓他說箱子裡是啥」 Make him say what's in those crates!
嗯... Um...
我們說的那些箱子裡面到底是甚麼 老兄? What exactly are we referring to in those crates, bro?
把這個吸掉 Hit this shit.
不了 老兄 我已經不吸很久了 Nah, bro. I'm already super piped-out.
我以前喜歡 這種煙管那種煙管 各式各樣的都有 I was like, this pipe, that pipe, every pipe.
你知道我在說什麼嗎? 你感覺到了嗎? 唉唷 You know what I'm saying? You feel me? Co?o.
我沒問你 I didn't ask.
「就這樣做 兄弟 他在測試你」 Just do it, dude. He's testing you.
你剛做了"cranked up" 蠢蛋 You just got cranked up, fool.
雷恩 我吸了什麼? "cranked up"是什麼意思? Ryan, what did I just smoke? What does "cranked up" mean?
你剛吸的是鑽石冰毒 兄弟 You just smoked crystal meth, dude.
鑽石冰毒? - 「這不會影響你的」 Crystal meth? It's not going to affect you.
這不會影響我? 你在說什麼? It's not going to affect me? What are you talking about?
『在那裡! 他們有地下室 你必需下去」 Right there! They have a basement! You gotta go down there.
不要 兄弟 我感覺我眼皮一直在跳 No way, dude. Frigging twitching right now.
「不要現在跑掉!」 Do not puss out now!
我要離開了 I'm pussing out.
聽我說 Listen to me.
你必需要下去並看一下那裡有什麼 You gotta go down there and see what that was.
你聽我說好嗎? You listen to me, all right?
我現在心跳的很厲害! I'm having a heart attack right here!
「好啦 先把旁邊的窗戶打開」 All right, just open up that window.
好 好 Okay. Okay.
你打我的臉幹嘛? 是我啦! Why'd you hit me in the face for? It's me!
閃開 我要帥氣的進來 Move! I've got an awesome entrance.
真他媽的讚 Fuck, yeah!
這樣很拙 That wasn't cool.
你穿的這個是什麼? - 我現在應該要穿的 What the fuck are you wearing? Here's where we're at.
我上網查了一下 這裡的地下有一個安全屋 I did some intel, and that's their safehouse down there.
在這種情況下做為領袖 As the leader in our situation,
我必需要先檢查那是什麼 I'm gonna check that out first.
你去走廊幫我把風 好嗎? You're gonna hang out in the hallway and stand guard, okay?
什麼? 不要 兄弟 我現在正嗨上頭! What? No, dude, I'm on crystal meth!
我知道 這太厲害了 我非常羨慕你現在這樣 I know, it's awesome. I'm very jealous of that.
這樣好玩嗎? 我已經做過11次了 - 11次? How fun is it? I've done it 11 times. Eleven?
而且我還吸過"快克"一次 And I smoked crack once.
快點走吧! - 不要 拜託 Let's go! No, please.
不要留我一個人在這 拜託 我現在全身發癢 Don't leave me alone here. Please, I'm itching.
我感覺好像有什麼東西要從我鼻子流出來了 I've got this post-nasal drip thing going.
不要那樣做 你這樣會讓我... Don't do that! You're gonna make me...
別... 嘿! 趕快想點別的事情 Don't... Hey! Think about something else.
想一下蘋果派 Think about apple pie.
我要把這假牙拿起來了 I've got to take my teeth out.
我要把我帽子拿掉了 I gotta take the hat off.
我要把耳機拿下來了 - 我也要把假髮拿下 I gotta take this thing off my ear. Wig off.
好 快來 Okay, come on.
你到底在搞什麼鬼東西? What the hell are you doing?
喔 該屎 我的眼皮一直跳 Oh, shit. I can't stop twitching.
好啦 只要試著別去想 平常心面對 Okay, just don't think about it. It's a mind thing.
好 Okay-
快來吧 賈斯丁 Come on, J.
我好害怕 抓著我的手 I'm so scared. Hold my hand.
我才不要抓著你的手勒 I'm not holding your hand.
兄弟 我覺得我對鑽石冰毒上癮了 Dude, I think I'm addicted to crystal meth.
你才吸了一口而已 You just smoked it once.
喔 我的天 我可能要吸個屌才能嗨起來 Oh, my God. I would suck dick for this high.
你一定是在跟我開玩笑 You've got to be kidding.
我不會這樣做 但是如果我做了? I wouldn't, but what if I do?
我可不想真的去吸個屌 I don't want to suck dick.
因為我知道我對這個一定很在行 Because I know I'm gonna get good at it.
喔! Oh!
好樣的! Shit!
看看這燈光! Look at all these lights!
沒有這些光 我們根本不會對這些槍有興趣 是吧? Not the lights. We're excited about the guns, right?
是啊 是啊 Right. Right.
老天爺啊賈斯丁 就是那些箱子 Holy shit. Justin, it's the crates.
檢查一下 中獎啦 兄弟 Check it out. Jackpot, dude.
中-他媽的大-獎 Jack-motherfucking-pot.
看到這些標簽了嗎? - 看到了 老兄 See these tags? Yeah, man.
你知道這些是什麼嗎? You know what these are?
這些是警察所沒收的槍枝 These were confiscated by the police.
讚喔 Yeah.
他們應該要消毀這些東西 他把他全偷過來了 They were supposed to destroy this shit. He stole all this.
我感覺我現在真爽 I feel real good right now.
我想要建點什麼東西 我們應該來建點什麼東西! I want to build a porch. We should build a porch!
就是現在 那一定屌 - 是啊 Right now! That'd be great. Right.
我都不知道如果我很在行木工或其它... I don't even know if I'm good at woodwork or anything...
但是我感覺 我一定可以做 but I feel like I can do that.
嗯 兄弟 看著我 Mmm. Dude, look at me.
嘿! 嘿! Hey! Hey!
嘿 嘿 Hey, hey.
你現在是發瘋了嗎 兄弟? You wanna go crazy, dude?
不 No.
我也不是 Neither do I.
謝謝你 這讓我感覺我還是個領袖 Thank you. That makes me feel like a leader.
老天 你知道這是什麼東西嗎? Holy shit. You know what this is?
衣服 Clothes.
這是特種部隊的裝備 老兄 This is actual SWAT gear, man.
這應該是真的 我們應該不會建造什麼東西了 Let's be real. We're never gonna build a porch.
我們只是在騙我們自己 兄弟 We're just lying to ourselves, man.
我想死了 兄弟 I just want to die, dude.
你到底是怎麼了 老兄? What the hell is going on with you, man?
有東西在我心中 它很痛 Something's going on inside my heart. It hurts.
我們走吧 癮君子 快點 我很抱歉 Let's go, meth head, now. I'm sorry.
快點! 我很抱歉 兄弟 Now! I'm sorry, man.
我很傷心! I feel so sad!
不要講了 Stop.
哇 Whoa.
看這可以走到多遠 Look at how far this one goes.
你又在幹什麼鬼? What are you doing?
這真是個白色的垃圾 我也不知道我在說什麼 This is so white trash, I don't even know what I'm saying.
那是什麼聲音? What is that sound?
我們的英雄從黑暗中解放出來了 Our heroes rise from the depths of Hades!
停下來 兄弟 你越來越嚇人了 Stop, dude. You're getting so scary.
嘿 兄弟 你要去哪 等我一下 Hey, man, where are you going? Wait up.
我知道了莫西 看起來跟原版的薩德將軍很像 (超人電影的大反派) I got it. Mossi looks like the original General Zod.
嘿! - 啊! Hey! Aah!
嘿 Hey-
就是現在 你和我 You and me, right now.
等一下! - 我要把你的皮剝掉 Wait! I'll rip your head off!
暫停暫停 好嗎? Timeout, okay?
我是說真的 伙計! Seriously, guys!
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
誰要當下一個? Who's next?
該死 Fuck.
看一下 中獎啦 Check it out. It's a jackpot.
什麼? What?
看這些槍... Look, with the guns...
跟特種部隊的裝備 還有莫西的老大 我已經可以牽制住這些傢伙了 with the SWAT, and Mossi's boss, I got all his guys pinned.
我有足夠的證據可以關他好幾年了 I've got enough evidence to put this guy away for years.
這很好 兄弟 記得那個很長的地道嗎? That's great, man. Remember that long tunnel?
看它通到哪? See where it leads?
他通到了喬治店 It leads to Georgie's.
喔 Oh.
那就是為什麼要對喬治店的人那麼壞 That's why he wants Georgie's so bad.
這不是關於洗錢 而是關於他要控制... It's not about money laundering. It's about having control...
控制這兩邊 控制這個地道 of both ends of the tunnel.
你看到了嗎? - 為什麼? Do you see? Why?
這是一個好問題 That's the right question.
你還記得席格說過他們去突襲莫西... Do you remember Segars said that every time that they raid Mossi...
但是到那邊確什麼都沒有 they come up with nothing.
他在利用那地道來逃跑跟運送裝備 He's using the tunnel as an escape route to get rid of all the stuff.
我破了這案件了 兄弟 I cracked the case, man.
我對這真在行 這真讓人感到害怕 I'm getting so good at this that it's scary.
你要把它拿去哪? Where are you going with that?
拿去警察局給他們 To the police station, to turn it in.
不行 不可以 就像我們說的... No, you're not. We're mailing it in...
以匿名方式寄過去 anonymously like we said.
賈斯丁 別這樣 這是我發現的 Justin, come on. This is my collar.
不能讓別人知道是我們 No one can know this was us.
你是哪裡有問題啊? What is wrong with you?
什麼問題 我可是很努力在做 I worked hard on this.
你怎麼變的這麼膽小? Why are you getting so pissed off?
因為我差點死在那邊! Because I almost died in there!
好啦 看著我的臉! All right. Look at my face!
我吸了鑽石冰毒! I smoked crystal meth!
那不好笑! 好啦 That's not funny! All right.
這是為了甚麼? 你就這麼想證明你自己嗎? And for what? So you could have some self-worth for once?
這是哪裡來的 兄弟? Where is this coming from, man?
我並不是想要證明什麼! I didn't do this for my self-worth or whatever!
我這麼做只是要像莫西這樣的人消失... I did it to get a guy like Mossi off the streets...
而我要去做! and we're going to!
不像你 因為要忍受你的生活而突然跑掉... Unlike you, who runs away...
在任何時候 任何地方! anytime anything in your life gets tough!
或許那是因為你現在還在這裡 And maybe that's why you're still nowhere.
喔 我還在這裡 我? Oh, I'm still nowhere? Me?
對 就是你 Yeah, you.
你都已經遊手好閒的過了8年! You've been moping around for 8 years!
抱怨著"喔 生活嚇到我了 這就是為什麼我進不了職業的" Complaining about, "Oh, life screwed me. That's why I didn't go pro."
生活嚇到我了 這就是為什麼我進不了職業的 Life did screw me. That's why I didn't go pro.
是你突然離開那個派對的 You jumped off a roof at a pool party.
這就是你如何看不起你自己 That's how you injured yourself.
小心你現在要去的地方 Be careful of where you're going right now.
生活並沒有嚇到你 你只是在嚇你自己 Life didn't screw you. You screwed yourself.
那怕負起一次責任也好 Take some responsibility for once.
為什麼你不來做個真男人一次 Why don't you act like a man for once,
因為你不懂這種感覺的 because you might like the way it feels.
你知道嗎? 每個人都在說你 You know what? Everyone was right about you.
說什麼? About what?
你是個廢柴 You're a loser.
做個真男人 Be a man.
好的 OK 我會做給你看男人該做什麼 All right, okay. I'll show you what a man does.
我會做給你看男人該做什麼! I'll show you what a man does!
你抓到莫西? You got Mossi?
我抓到他把柄了 I got him.
哇 Wow.
從這份文件內 我找到了足夠的證據... In this envelope, l got enough hard evidence...
能讓莫西 凱斯克關很多年了 to put away Mossi Kasic for a lot of years.
哇靠! Holy cow!
你和張真是一對好搭檔 你知道嗎? You and Chang make a great team, you know?
是啊 Yeah.
我必需把這個交到正確的地方 你能幫我嗎? I gotta get this in the right hands right away. Can you help?
布洛林偵探 他會來幫助你的 Detective Brolin. You've heard of him.
他正指控犯罪組織部門 他會喜歡的 He's in charge of the Organized Crime Division. He's gonna love this.
這表示你可以直接破案了 Might as well go straight to the top.
直接破案 Straight to the top.
做就對了 Let's do this.
嗯 你好吧 嬰兒肥女孩? Mmm. What's up, baby girl?
卡爾你再把車子停到我的位子 我會揍你的小弟 Carl, park in my spot one more time and I'm gonna punch you in the dick.
賴瑞! 去你媽的! Larry! Fuck you!
很好 很好 Okay. Okay.
非常好! Okay!
做的好! All right!
他來了 There he is.
布洛林偵探 Detective Brolin.
我想你會喜歡見到歐梅利中士 I would like you to meet Sergeant O'Malley.
歐梅利 這是布洛林偵探 O'Malley, this is Detective Brolin.
很高興認識你 Pleasure.
是啊 Yeah.
請坐 Have a seat.
歐梅利中士說他掌握了一些有利的證據... Sergeant O'Malley says he's got some hard evidence...
針對莫西 凱斯克. on Mossi Kasic.
足夠抓到他和他的同黨 Enough to take him and his whole crew down.
我想起有些東西 還沒放進去... There's some things in here I didn't put...
沒關係 It's okay.
沒關係 我只是隨便看一下 It's okay. I wanna take a look at it anyway.
歐梅利中士 已經開始監視... Sergeant O'Malley has been doing some surveillance...
莫西和他的同黨有一段時間了 of Mossi and his crew for quite awhile now.
我想他應該已經有不少好料在這裡面了 長官 I think he's got some good stuff in there, sir.
他看起來相當聰明 He seems pretty excited about it.
給我們一點時間獨處 Give us a minute alone.
是 長官 Yes, sir.
不是你 Not you.
放輕鬆點 Relax.
你是誰? Who are you?
我再問你一次 你是誰? I asked a question. Who are you?
在你做任何事之前 我已經做了警察該做的部份 Before you do anything, I already made copies of that.
你有家庭嗎? Do you have a family?
你父母親還活著嗎? Are your parents still alive?
是的 我父母親還活...沒有 Yeah, my parents are alive... No.
我可是以臥底身份在進行調查... I am running a routine undercover investigation...
來抓到莫西 凱斯克... to bring down Mossi Kasic...
而且你已經干涉進來了 and you're interfering.
這不是真的 That's not true.
喔 這不是真的? - 當然不是 Oh, it's not true? No.
好吧 不論你是誰... Well, whoever you are...
我建議你快滾 越遠越好... I suggest you run, very far away...
並且睜大你眼睛注你看你後面... and grow eyes in the back of your head...
因為你永遠不會知道他啥時要來 because you're never gonna know when it's coming.
你知道我是誰嗎? Do you know who I am?
我將會是一個... I'm the guy who's gonna...
打倒我 Take me down.
你看太多警匪電影了 You've been watching too many movies.
是 Yeah.
但我還是會打倒你 But I'm still gonna take you down.
我猜我們會再見面 So I guess we'll see.
我想也是 I guess we'll see.
嘿 歐梅利 你要去哪裡? Hey, O'Malley, where are you going?
我有些東西放在車上忘了拿 席格 I forgot something in my car, Segars.
哇 Wow.
這個遊戲太屎 太鳥了 This sucks shit. This isn't cool.
當我參與是很棒的遊戲 When I came up with it, it was cool.
他們的超能力勒? Where are their superpowers?
我們可以再加一些超能力給消防員 We can give the firefighters superpowers.
只是... It's just...
只是什麼? It's just what?
只是你的主意太爛了 陶德 It's just your idea sucks shit, Todd.
你說什麼? - 我說你的主意太爛了 What was that? I said your idea sucks shit.
賈斯丁 你在哪裡? 儘快連絡我越快越好 Justin, where are you? Call me as soon as you get this.
你知道那個高個子 那傢伙可能是莫西的老大? You know that mobster, the guy we thought was Mossi's boss?
他是一個警察 He's a cop.
而且他已經拿走我所有的證據... And he's got all of our evidence...
這就代表莫西知道全部的事情 which means Mossi knows everything.
這該屎的 兄弟! Holy shit, dude!
我們屎定了! 屎定了! 屎定了! We're dead! Dead! Dead!
好吧 沒有 Okay, no.
所有事情都會好起來 Everything is gonna be fine.
沒有任何事能追查我們的 Nothing can trace back to us.
他的名字是雷恩 歐梅利 His name is Ryan O'Malley,
而且他現在跟這男子在一起... and he currently lives with this guy...
賈斯丁 米勒 Justin Miller.
好的 全部印出來送到我的辦公室 Okay, print everything out and bring it to my office.
等我一下 Hold on a second.
我發現問題點了 I found the problem.
他們根本就不是真的警察 They're not even real cops.
你是什麼意思 他們不是真的警察? What do you mean they're not real cops?
「你聽到我說的了!」 Just what I said!
我們現在要非常小心 We gotta take care of this right away.
抓到他! Get it done!
我要在街上看見你們行動 在地下 任何人都可以抓他們 I want the word on the street, underground! Anyone who gets them!
你真的不應該到這裡來 讓我們單獨談談 You're not even supposed to be in here, let alone talking.
一群穿著連身褲的消防員... A bunch of shirtless firefighters...
用軟管來噴射僵屍? spraying zombies with their hoses?
你們到底是在做什麼遊戲啊 兄弟? What kind of game you trying to make, bro?
我會給你一秒的時間 你最好馬上給我滾 I'm gonna give you one second to get the fuck out of here.
你喜歡這樣? You like that?
這傢伙瘋了 This guy is crazy.
是啊 Yeah, ese.
在幾個星期前... Now, a few weeks ago...
我告訴你一個好玩的遊戲而你不聽 I pitched you a game and you didn't listen.
那真的讓偶很傷心 That really hurt my feelings.
你當時在那 你也在 You were there. So were you.
現在 我要再一次的介紹我的遊戲 Now, I'm going to pitch my game again
而你們要聽我講完... and you're going to hear me out...
或者我會揍這該屎的 在你們離開前 or I'm going to beat the shit out of everyone in this room.
在這之前我打過女人的 And I've fought women before.
我沒有贏... I didn't Win...
但我還是救回我自己 but I'm down to redeem myself.
「如果我們是發自內心在做遊戲...」 What if we made a game so visceral...
「這會讓你感覺到你真實生活中是否危險?」 that it made you feel like you were in real life danger?
這就感覺你要走下坡? To feel like it's about to go down?
「不要把它想成是一個遊戲」 Don't think of it as a game.
「把它想成是生活中真實發生的」 Think of it as a real life experience.
「你是一個警察」 You are a cop.
「我的遊戲是關於一個危急情況」 My game is about getting into situations
「你不會想發生在你真的生活上」 you wouldn't be in in your normal life.
這種情況是很危險的 Situations that are dangerous.
真實 Real.
你真的有可能在探索時被殺死 Where it felt like you could actually get killed.
啊! Aah!
真正的暴力不是像電影所演的 Real violence isn't like in the movies.
他在那裡! There he is!
槍戰是真的會讓你感到威脅 Gunfire is terrifying.
「子戰會追逐你」 Bullets are sick.
它會爆炸 破壞所有東西 They blast and rip through everything.
但這不是一般人想要的 對吧? But isn't that what people want, right?
去真實的感受一下在這屎一般的地方? To really feel what it's like to be in the shit?
這就是我所要講的 各位 That's what I'm talking about, people.
不好意思 Excuse me.
賈斯丁 有警官在大廳要見你 Justin, there is a police officer in the lobby to see you.
不 不 你可以叫雷恩等一下 拜託 No, no. You can tell Ryan to wait, please.
賈斯丁! 千萬不要回家去! 我現在馬上去你工作的地方 Justin! Do not go home! I'm coming to your work!
我們已經身陷太多麻煩了.... We are in a lot of trouble...
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不要 不要 不要! No, no, no!
我可以向你們保證 我會將這個做到更真實... I can assure you that I will make this thing more real...
而且這都會在你生活中發生的 than anything you have ever seen in your life.
你要如何展示給我們看這個「真實的暴力」? How are you gonna show us this realistic violence, huh?
別動! Freeze!
所有人別動! Nobody move!
你! You!
這是表演給你們看的! That's a presentation!
讓我們來做這個遊戲! Let's make this game!
啊! Aah!
你們有誰曾經這樣瘋狂做過? What the fuck have you guys been doing, huh?
兄弟 你到底跑哪去了? Dude, where the hell are you?
「你覺得好玩嗎?」 Are you having fun?
「賈斯丁 米勤」 Justin Miller.
「你想當個警察?警察的平均回報時間...」 You wanna be a cop? Average police response time...
「12分鐘」 12 minutes.
「平均每7分鐘 將會有一個人流血」 Average time it takes for a man to bleed out, 7 minutes.
「你自己算算」- 雷恩 You do the math. Ryan.
雷恩! Ryan!
「千萬不要過來 賈斯丁! 快逃!快逃!」 Don't come, Justin! Run! Run!
雷恩! Ryan!
去你媽的! Fuck!
我是席格警官 Officer Segars.
席格 我是賈斯丁 - 誰? Segars, it's Justin. Who?
我是說張 我是張 It's Chang. I'm Chang.
張? 你搞什麼鬼 你這該屎的! Chang? What the hell, you piece of shit!
我在這裡聽到了很多瘋狂的事情! - 「我知道 我知道」 I'm hearing all kinds of crazy things! I know, I know.
你聽到什麼是真的 我們不是警察 And what you heard is true. We're not cops.
「這是真的嗎?」 - 「 但我現在要告訴你的都是真的」 It's true? But everything I'm about to tell you right now is real.
莫西已經抓到雷恩而且要殺了他 Mossi has got Ryan, and he is gonna kill him.
他把他抓到蒂娜亞俱樂部下面的地道可以通到喬治商店 He's got him in an underground tunnel beneath Tirana, Mossi's club.
你說什麼地下的通道 你在說什麼 What underground tunnels are you talking about?
「就是他們的安全屋」 It's their safehouse.
而且跟某些警察有關聯 還試圖射殺我 And there are cops involved. They tried to shoot me.
嘿 你最好注意一下你的口氣 張 Hey, you better watch what you're saying, Chang.
你只要過來蒂娜亞就好 你就會看到是什麼了 Just come to Tirana, and you'll see it for yourself.
「拜託了!」 Please!
你現在在哪裡? Where are you right now?
你還好吧 拍檔? How are you doing, partner?
真是好久不見啊 Long time no see.
嗯~ Mmm.
你還記得要穿背心啊 You have the vest on.
但是這沒辦法救你 That's not gonna help.
今天就要你死 而且你的朋友也一樣 You're gonna die today. And so is your friend.
所以你現在可以做的事就是 告訴我所有你知道的事情 So the best thing you can do is just tell me everything.
是誰給你這些證據? Who did you give the evidence to?
你認識多少警察? How many copies do you have?
你自己選 Your choice.
你可以很快且不痛的死去... You go quick and painless...
還是你要忍受這些... or you're gonna endure something that is...
無法說出口的事情 unspeakable.
嘿 Hey-
你在這下面做什麼? What are you doing down there?
喬希你必需離開 好嗎? Josie, you gotta go, okay?
帶喬治和莉迪亞趕快離開這裡 Take Georgie and Lydia and get out of here right now.
你在說什麼? - 別過來... What are you talking about? Don't come...
我真的不是警察 好嗎? I'm not a cop, okay?
你為什麼要一直說? Why do you keep Saying that?
這說來話長 It's complicated.
但是最重要的就是請你儘快離開這 But what's most important is that you leave right now.
如果你不是警察 那你到底是誰? Then, if you're not a cop, who the hell are you?
你真的不會想知道的 No one you want to know.
快走 Now go.
抱歉打擾你們了 我需要進來... Sorry to bother you gentlemen. I need to come in...
看一下這邊的問題 and take a look around.
千萬不要傷害他 這只是我的主意 Just don't hurt him. This was my idea.
只要讓他做 Just let him be.
只有我一個... I'm the only one...
嘿 Hey-
你家有隻豬跑到我家樓上了 One of your pigs is upstairs.
我以為你已經控制住你的條子了 I thought you had control of your cops.
嗯... Uh...
不 不 不 莫西 聽著 No, no, no, Mossi, listen.
莫西 聽我說一下 Mossi, listen to me.
你覺得他會保護你嗎? You think he's gonna protect you?
你覺得像他那種人會保護你嗎? 你自己好好想想 You think a guy like that is gonna protect you? Think about this.
我有證據可以讓他關個好幾年 I've got evidence to put him away for years.
你沒想過他有可能是臥底來追查你嗎? You don't think he's gonna cover his tracks with you?
啊? 想想吧 莫西! Huh? Think, Mossi!
你的後備計劃是什麼? What is your backup plan?
不 不 No, no.
不要 不要 拜託 No. No, please.
不 不 不 拜託了 No, no, no, please.
不 不 不要! No, no, no!
不! No!
該屎了! Shit!
這就是我的後備計劃 That's my backup plan.
雷恩! 雷恩! Ryan! Ryan!
這門通向哪裡? Where do these doors go?
這仍然能不費吹灰之力 如果你還保持冷靜 This is gonna be so much easier if you just hold still.
保持冷靜! Hold still!
打開 打開 打開 Open. Open. Open.
不要! No!
我會射他! 我會射他! I'll shoot him! I'll shoot him!
我向上帝發誓... I swear to God...
喔... Oh...
我在你後面了 兄弟 I had your 6, dude.
丟掉武器! 趴下! Drop your weapons! Get down!
你在幹什麼啦? - 保護你啦! What are you doing? Saving your life!
但是不要像這樣保護我啦! 我不喜歡這樣! But don't get on top of me like this! I don't like this!
6-7 發生槍戰 請求單位支援... 6-Adam-7. Shots fired. Request all available units...
賈斯丁 下來啦! 那是什麼鬼東西? Justin, get off! What the hell was that?
快點幫我解開這個 快點! Help get these off me, quick.
該屎的 Holy shit.
你還好吧? 恩 你呢? You all right? Yeah, are you okay?
嗯 Yeah.
感謝你救了... - 先閉嘴! Thank you for saving us... Just shut up!
我們不是有意要騙你的 We didn't mean to screw you over.
我們絕對沒有意圖要把你拉進來 It was never our intention to pull you into this.
我不關心這個 I don't care.
快上去 離開這裡! Get upstairs and get outside!
並且脫掉那些衣服 那可是正規裝 And take that thing off. That's a uniform.
你已經得到你想要的了 你懂嗎 "中士"? You gotta earn it. You understand that, "Sarge?"
現在給我馬上滾 Now get the fuck out of here.
6-7 我需要支援 6-Adam-7. I need backup, now.
你在想什麼? What are you doing?
我不能這樣做 I can't do this.
他沒有支援 沒有火力壓制 這都是我的錯 He's outmanned, he's outgunned, and it's my fault.
你是對的 我有責任去幫助他 You were right. I gotta take responsibility for once.
這並不是我本意 That's not what I meant.
等一下! Wait!
還有什麼 兄弟? What, man?
再也不逃跑了 是吧? No more running away, right?
耶 Yeah.
你在搞什麼鬼? What the fuck?
我的錯 還是不要用這個好了 My bad. Let's not use these.
你還這裡幹什麼? 快點離開這裡! What are you doing? Get the hell out of here!
快走 就是現在! Go! Now!
現在我們要做的 就是火力支援他 Here's what we gotta do. We gotta pull the fire away from him.
他卡住了 好嗎? - 好的 He's stuck, okay? All right.
數到三我們就瘋狂射擊 好嗎? On the count of three, we gotta shoot like crazy, okay?
準備好? 好了 Okay? Okay.
3 2 1 3,2,1.
席格! 他們會幹掉席格 兄弟! Segars! They killed Segars, man!
好的 我們必需找到一個門 在我們後面的 快點! All right, we gotta find a door. Look back here. Let's go.
我們必需趕快離開這裡 We gotta get the fuck out of here.
該屎是死路 兄弟 Shit, man.
現在我們要怎麼辦? What are we gonna do?
當我們存在像傻子一樣 但是我們並不傻 Being in the shit isn't the shit.
對 我們並不傻 No, it's not the shit.
看著 兄弟 我對所有事情抱歉 Look, man, I'm sorry about everything.
所有我說的事情 我並沒有意思... Everything I said. I didn't mean...
賈斯丁 我們是兄弟 Justin, we're brothers.
是 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
是啊 我們是兄弟... Yeah, we're brothers...
快起來 快起來! Get up, get up!
你還好嗎? Are you okay?
我剛是被射中了嗎? - 沒事 只是有點灰塵 你很好 我們得走了 Did I just get shot? No, it's just the spray. You're okay. We gotta go.
我被射中了! I just got shot!
講的好像我沒被射過一樣 快點啦! Like I haven't been shot before. Come on!
什麼? - 快點走 What? Let's go.
在我們死之前 我有些事要告訴你... Before we die, I just want to tell you...
如果你說"你愛我" 我會一拳揍在你臉上喔 If you tell me you love me, I'm gonna punch you in your face.
但是我們快死了耶! But we're about to die!
但是你將要說"你愛我"! But you were about to say that you loved me!
是啊 - 說點更好的 Yeah. Say something better.
去你媽的 Fuck you.
這樣好多了 That's better.
雷恩? Ryan?
雷恩? 雷恩? Ryan? Ryan?
該屎 Shit.
張! Chang!
喔! Oh!
去你的 張! Fuck, Chang!
你還好吧? Are you okay?
在你還沒射到我前 我很好 張 Beside the fact that you shot me, I'm great, Chang.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
席格 這倆個是跟你嗎? Segars, those two with you?
是的 我們安全了 Yeah, we're good.
代碼4 Code 4.
全體隊員 10-12 All teams, 10-12.
#Really too late to call so# Really too late to call so
#We waited for# We waited for
#Morning to wake you That's all we got# Morning to wake you That's all we got
#To know me as hardly golden# To know me as hardly golden
#ls to know me all wrong# ls to know me all wrong
#They were# They were
#At every occasion I'll be# At every occasion I'll be
#Ready for a funeral# Ready for a funeral
#At every occasion...# At every occasion...
「生活會帶給你混亂...」 Life can get confusing...
「而且會使你無法看見你要做什麼」 and you lose sight of the person you wanted to be.
「洛杉磯警察將很榮幸的宣布...」 The Los Angeles Police Department is proud to announce...
「莫西 凱斯克已正式被警方逮捕」 Mossi Kasic is no longer a threat to this city.
「幸運的是 我並不是單獨逮捕他」 Fortunately, I did not have to make this arrest alone.
「正確來說是一個團隊」 This was truly a team effort.
好啦 兄弟 All right, man.
我將這面金牌頒發給你... I'm passing this gauntlet on to you...
所以你千萬不能把它弄丟 好嗎? so don't let these streets get all messed up again, all right?
我知道的 兄弟 I got this shit, bro.
「有時你會遇到一些混亂的事情」 Sometimes, you have to go through hell and back.
或著我們就讓他爆炸 Or, we just blow shit up!
「才能看到你生活中的問題有多大...」 To see that the problems you thought were so big in your life...
「但問題並沒有這麼嚴重」 weren't so big after all.
或著算了 我們就看你要做什麼就做什麼吧 Or not. We could just do what you want to do.
當然 Right.
這裡有倆個警察要一起逃出來 我覺得這樣比較好 The 2 cops have to work together to get out. I think it could be great.
你把這個寫下來了嗎? Are you writing this down?
那個給我 - 記得寫下來 Give me that. Write that down.
「當你鼓起勇氣時...」 And that courage you always wanted...
「你一定會需要的 只要肯努力」 you always had it. You just needed to get in the game.
嗨 Hi.
抱歉 我們不為騙子服務 Sorry, we don't serve liars here.
我可以直接叫你滾出去嗎? Can I get you a cup of bullshit for the road?
喬希 我並不是來要求你回來 Josie, I didn't come here to win you back.
或著回到過去我們曾經擁有的 Or go back to whatever we were before.
我只是過來告訴你我真的很抱歉 I just came here to tell you that I am truly sorry.
而且這是我希望在我離開前該說完的 And this is what I should have done from the get-go.
嗨 我叫賈斯丁 賈斯丁 米勤 Hi, I'm Justin. Justin Miller.
我30歲 是一位遊戲制作者 而且 我還有一位室友 I'm a 30-year-old video game designer and I have a roommate.
很高興見到你 Nice to meet you.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我是喬希 我也很高興見到你 I'm Josie. It's nice to meet you, too.
尼古拉斯 托馬斯警官 Officer Nicholas Thomas.
雷恩 歐梅利警官 Officer Ryan O'Malley.
「在你辛苦工作後...」 And with hard work...
「和從朋友那得到一點幫助...」 and a little help from a friend...
你也能成為像他這樣的人 你一直希望的 you can become that guy you have always wanted to be.
謝謝 Thank you.
耶 Yeah!
你是不是已經離開你的管轄區了? Aren't you a little out of your jurisdiction?
我已經下班變鄉民了 快進來 I'm off-duty, civilian. And get in.
慢點 兄弟! Easy, dude!
為什麼寶柏在這裡? What's Pupa doing here?
他是我的線人了 現在我需要有人在街上幫我注意 He's my informant. Now that I need ears on the street.
我就是他的眼耳 負責讓他知道 I'm the ears and the eyes on the street for him to know.
「各單位注意」 All units be advised.
「可能有2-11 Sierra問題」 Possible 2-11 Sierra in progress.
太讚了 2-11 Sierra Awesome, a 2-11 Sierra.
好了 在這裡放我下就好了 Okay, drop me off right here.
喔 你從什麼時後開始又變的那麼像娘砲? Oh, why are you being such a bitch?
寶柏不要叫我娘砲! Pupa, stop calling me a bitch!
回報 我們正在路上 Dispatch, we are in route.
不 我們才不要去 No, we are not in route.
要 我們就要 Yes, we are.
不 我們不要 要 我們就要 No, we are not. Yes, we are.
不要碰那個! Don't touch that!
我們要逮捕你! We're gonna arrest you!
這裡有代碼3 張! 我們又回來了! That is a Code 3, Chang! We are back!
哇! Whoo!
比薩小子 不准動 Pizza boy, freeze!
將你的比薩放下 馬上 Put the pizzas down, now.
放下你手中的比薩 Put the pizzas down!
放下它!! Put them down!
還有汽水! 還有汽水也是!! And the sodas! And the sodas, too!
耶! Yeah!
你要測試這台車的什麼? You need to test drive it for what?
測試排氣量 先生 For emissions, sir.
現在請你出來 Now step outside.
嘿 張 進去吧 交給你去辦了 Hey, Chang, hop in. This one's you, bud.
耶! 耶! Yeah! Yeah!
我超愛這台車的! I love that car!
他要測試多久? How long is he gonna be?
我不確定 我猜大概要幾個小時吧 I don't know. A couple of hours, I bet.
警官 真是太謝謝你們了 Officers, thank you so much.
不 謝謝你 No, thank you so much.
這是什麼...? What is...?
喔 該屎 不要再來一次了! 兄弟 Oh, shit! Not again, man!
喔 該屎 是警察! Oh, shit, the cops!
快逃! 謝謝觀賞 Go!
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#Keep me a Ruger Pop me a poo-putt# Keep me a Ruger Pop me a poo-putt
#The East is where I grew up So it's what I threw up# The East is where I grew up So it's what I threw up
#Sicker than a mothafucka Might throw my food up# Sicker than a mothafucka Might throw my food up
#Who cooler, no one losers You had good brains# Who cooler, no one losers You had good brains
#I ain't even had to school her# I ain't even had to school her
#Need me a tutor I just want to do her# Need me a tutor I just want to do her
#Pass it through the lnC And let my bro screw her# Pass it through the lnC And let my bro screw her
#I'm killer and I'll be that way# I'm killer and I'll be that way
#I got a large appetite for some pussy and weed# I got a large appetite for some pussy and weed
#I said my money is green and my thun thun blue# I said my money is green and my thun thun blue
#And if! pop that bitch she gon' pop one too# And if! pop that bitch she gon' pop one too
#Okay, she poppin' too# Okay, she poppin' too
#Now she's geeked like me# Now she's geeked like me
#I said we jerkin' and we stumpin'# I said we jerkin' and we stumpin'
#But can't catch the beat# But can't catch the beat
#We can't catch the beat but I'm feelin' my dance# We can't catch the beat but I'm feelin' my dance
#I had one pill left and it fell out my hand# I had one pill left and it fell out my hand
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#I got a bottle You got a cup# I got a bottle You got a cup
#You hit the Dougie I two-step# You hit the Dougie I two-step
#You're not with this I am lnC Rep# You're not with this I am lnC Rep
#Ha, you can make a chick about us# Ha, you can make a chick about us
#She know my whole crew She know the song too# She know my whole crew She know the song too
#Ratchet boys in this shit like what it do# Ratchet boys in this shit like what it do
#Finattic Gang, ho Now who the fuck are you?# Finattic Gang, ho Now who the fuck are you?
#I'm easy I'm never turned down# I'm easy I'm never turned down
#Thizz face on Girl this ain't no frown# Thizz face on Girl this ain't no frown
#Sippin' on lean Somebody's girl goin' down# Sippin' on lean Somebody's girl goin' down
#Like 3-2-1 Where your girl at now?# Like 3-2-1 Where your girl at now?
#Three pills down That's on me# Three pills down That's on me
#And it wouldn't be a song if I didn't say "eeeiii"# And it wouldn't be a song if I didn't say "eeeiii"
#So don't drop that thun thun Girl turn the function up# So don't drop that thun thun Girl turn the function up
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#Just pick it up What?# Just pick it up What?
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#What? Say if you drop it# What? Say if you drop it
#What? Just pick it up# What? Just pick it up
#What? And grab a bad bitch and head to the cup# What? And grab a bad bitch and head to the cup
#What? Say you a freak# What? Say you a freak
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