落魄大厨
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协调: 影子
翻译: 。沫
翻译: 浅陷夜蓝
翻译: 伊娃
翻译: 滢小歪
翻译: Morning
翻译: 波特妹子
翻译: 雷丘
校对: 吃货影
你是走过来的? You walk here?
好了 转过来 Alright, good. Turn around.
腿朝里面 Legs out.
袋子拿掉 The bag.
还得再去趟农贸市场 Gotta still hit the farmers' market.
- 几点了 - 差不多10点 - What time is it? - 10:00-ish.
- 10点了? - 嗯哼 - It's 10:00? - Mm-hm.
我得去接孩子 托尼在哪? I gotta pick up the kid. Where's Tony?
托尼和我昨天玩到半夜才回家 不过别担心 他会过来的 Tony and I were out late last night. But don't worry, he's gonna be here.
- 交给你了? - 行 - You got this? - Yes.
他不会偷懒的 我也是 He's not gonna flake. Neither am I.
嘿 嘿 嘿 嘿! Hey. Hey, hey, hey!
- 是 厨师长 - 醒醒 - Yes, Chef. - Wake up.
今天有个美食评论家要来 We got a critic coming today.
不然你以为我睡在这儿干嘛? Why you think I slept here for, bro?
快点上锅炖汤 鸡蛋也早该准备好了 Let's get going on the soup. We're behind on the egg prep.
别忘了处理牛排 你还醉着不? And get the mise on the steak. You still shitfaced?
- 我很好 我很好 厨师长 - 行吧 - No, I'm good. I'm good, Chef. - Alright.
去帮马汀处理一下 那头猪到了 Help Martin with the pig. We got the pig.
烤乳猪! Lechon!
- 嘿 伙计 - 嘿 - Hey, pal. - Hey.
系好安全带 抱歉我迟到了 Buckle up, buddy. Sorry I'm late.
我习惯啦 I'm used to it.
听着 伙计 我想我们今天看不成电影了 Listen, pal, I don't think we have time to catch a movie today.
是因为你要准备接受评论吗? Is it 'cause you're getting reviewed?
- 没错 你怎么知道的? - 妈妈告诉我的 - Yeah, how'd you know about that? - Mom told me.
她怎么说的? What'd she say?
她说你可能会有点担心 She said you might be a little worried.
- 她说我会担心? - 嗯 - She said I was worried? - Yeah.
看来妈妈也不怎么了解我啊 对不? Well, Mom doesn't know me that well, OK?
- 她看你看得可准了 - 哦 真的? - She's pretty spot-on about you. - Oh, yeah?
你知道妈妈觉得我该做什么吗? You know what Mommy thinks I should be doing?
- 做什么? - 开个流动餐车 - What? - That I should get a food truck.
- 我喜欢流动餐车 - 嗯 我也喜欢 - I like food trucks. - Yeah, I like food trucks.
谁不喜欢呢? Who doesn't like food trucks?
可你能想象我开餐车的样子吗? 我是个厨师长 Can you picture me driving a food truck? I'm a chef.
- 我在餐厅里工作 - 好吧 - I work in a restaurant. - OK.
听着 我得去一趟农贸市场买些材料 Listen, I gotta go to the farmers' market, pick up some ingredients.
好吧 我能一起去吗? OK. Can I come?
我本打算让你在餐厅下车的 I thought I'd drop you off at the restaurant.
- 茉莉在那儿 - 不要 我想跟你一起去 - Molly's there. - No, I wanna go with you.
- 你不会看到什么都来问我吧? - 不会 - You're not gonna ask me for everything you see? - No.
我不是带你去买吃的 我是去买原料 It's not about you eating, it's about me buying groceries.
- 我知道啦 - 行 好吧 - I know. - OK. Good.
- 你有紫萝卜和白萝卜吗? - 只有胡萝卜 - You got the purple and white? - Just orange.
只有胡萝卜? 好吧 给我拿六捆 Just orange? Alright, give me six bunches of those.
- 或者八捆小的 - 老爸 - Or eight of the small. - Dad.
等会儿 小子 还有这些小萝卜 我只要顶上的叶子 好吗? Hang on a second, buddy. And on the radishes here, I use the tops, OK?
- 只要顶上连着的叶子 - 老爸 - I need consistent tops. - Dad.
被我说中了吧? 这些要六个 再看看还有啥 Is that what's happening? Six of these. Let's see what we got.
- 老爸 - 你到底想干嘛 波西? - Dad. - What do you want, Percy?
- 我能买些爆米花吗? - 老爸在工作呢 好吗? - Can I please have kettle corn? - Daddy's working, OK?
不行 你不能买爆米... No, you're not gonna get kettle...
- 要不来个水果? - 我不爱吃水果 - Why don't you get a piece of fruit? - I don't want fruit.
你怎么会想吃爆米花? 你知道爆米花是什么吗? How can you even ask for kettle corn? You know what it is?
- 不知道 - 那就是些碳水化合物裹一层糖 - No. - It's carbs covered with sugar, OK?
瞧瞧这个水果 Look at this piece of fruit.
嗯? 多漂亮啊 Huh? It's beautiful.
你面对着这么赞的水果 How could you even want kettle corn
怎么还会想吃爆米花? with gorgeous fruit like this in front of you?
你就吃个水果行不行? Why don't you have a piece of fruit?
显然他们派来的这个评论家 So apparently they're sending a big reviewer
还是个著名的美食博主 who's also some huge food blogger.
- 你知道美食博主是什么吗? - 知道 - You know what a food blogger is? - Yeah.
就是在网上评论各种食物的人 A guy who writes about food on the internet.
我知道美食博主是什么 I know what a food blogger is. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
这人很有名 好多那些有名的人 Well, this guy's a big one, and a lot of these big guys,
都不喜欢我 they don't like me.
他们针对我 因为我刚起步时风评很好 They got it in for me because I got good write-ups when I started out.
- 他们对你怀恨在心 - 没错 - They're haters. - Exactly.
我年轻那会儿还没有这个词呢 We didn't have that word when I was growing up.
没有"怀恨在心"这个词 There was no word for hater.
你顶多会说某些人 唔 嫉妒你 The most you would say is that somebody was, like, jealous,
但这词也不准确 which didn't really capture it.
那个卖香肠的来了 你尝过辣熏肠吗? The sausage guy's here. You ever try andouille sausage?
- 没 - 它是辣的 - No. - It's spicy.
- 你爱吃辣吗? - 不 - You like spicy? - No.
也没那么辣 过来 It's not so spicy. Come on.
这东西来自新奥尔良 你知道新奥尔良吗? That's from New Orleans. You ever heard of New Orleans?
- 知道 - 真的? - Yeah. - Yeah?
它是美国的一部分 It's part of the United States.
是与拿破仑签署的路易斯安那购买条约的一部分 It's part of the Louisiana Purchase from Napoleon.
没错 呃 那是... Yeah. Um, that was...
我指的是 呃 现在 那是好久以前的事了 I mean, like, now. That was a long time ago.
- 1803年 - 管它咧 - 1803. - Whatever.
我说的是食物 文化 对吧? Talking about the food, the culture, you know?
就像这个辣熏肠 Like this andouille sausage.
- 还有贝奈特饼 你听说过不? - 我们在这儿就能买到 - Beignets. You ever hear of that? - We can get it here.
贝奈特饼为法国传统食物 在美国新奥尔良州很常见
这不一样 Not the same.
当你在这里品尝时 这种美味会让你想起 When you have it here, it's good because it reminds you of,
在那里曾经有过的完整记忆 like, a whole world of memories that you have of being there.
这就像... 我跟你说 这就像一个截然不同的世界 'Cause it's like... I'm telling you, it's like a whole different world.
- 我们什么时候去一次吧 - 必须的 - We should go there sometime. - Definitely.
- 真的? - 嗯 - For real? - Yeah.
不是现在 I mean, not now.
- 不过... - 什么时候? - But, like... - When?
我不知道 我有... 我的日程满当当的 I don't know. I got... Everything's very full for me.
- 还有评论家要来 - 等评论完了以后? - I got this reviewer coming. - After the review?
好啊 等评论完以后 没问题 Yeah, after review. That'd be good.
下个月学校就放假了 I'm off school next month.
下个月? 行啊 我们可以下个月去 Next month? Yeah. We could go next month.
- 太棒了 - 或者随便什么时候 如果你... - Awesome. - Or whatever. Or, like, if you're...
如果不... 我问问你妈 If it doesn't... I'll ask Mom.
如果下个月不行 我们就迟些再去 If it doesn't work out next month, we'll go later.
- 不过我们肯定会去的 - 我已经问了 她说没问题 - But we'll definitely check it out. - I already did. She's cool with it.
- 你已经问过她了? - 嗯哼 - You asked her already? - Mm-hm.
你哪来的手机? 你怎么会有手机的? Where'd you get a phone? How come you have a phone already?
你这年纪的人都有手机了? Everybody your age have phones?
嘿 大眼睛 给那儿浇上酱汁 Yo, Popeye, get the sauce on there, OK?
这是谁的培根? 这也要我看着吗? Whose bacon is this, huh? I gotta watch this too?
等我弄明白是谁的 你就等着被火辣帅哥爆菊吧 When I find out who it is, grab your ankles, 'cause here comes papi chulo.
准备到哪儿了? 告诉我 伙计们 现在怎么样了? Where we at? Talk to me, people. How we doing?
汤正在炖 猪肉切好了 培根没问题 The stock's simmering, the pig's broken down, bacon are fine.
汤正在炖 已经在浓缩了 The stock is simmering. That means reducing.
好的 大伙儿 今晚是个大日子 你们都知道谁要来吧? Good. Guys, big night tonight. You all know what's happening?
嗯? 好的 他一来就通知我 Yeah? OK, let me know as soon as he's here.
我希望每一桌的客人都吃得开心 I want people having fun at all the tables around.
给你们的漂亮朋友打电话 让他们过来 告诉他们我买单 Call your pretty friends, bring 'em in. Tell 'em the tickets are on me.
高脚杯都乱七八糟了 大伙儿都出去 The stemware looks crooked. Let's get out there.
别逼我拿出尺子来打人 谢谢 Don't make me get the fucking ruler out. Thank you.
- 厨师长 - 我买的都是好东西 - Oh, Chef. - I got the good shit.
- 看到了么 马汀? - 瞧瞧这个 简直是优质典范 - You see this, Martin? - Look at that. That's a specimen.
- 迷你胡萝卜 - 我给你买了咖喱面团和... - Baby carrots. - I got you curry paste with...
- 知道了 知道了 - 凯尔 - Copy that. Copy that. - Carl.
现在没空 拜托 Not right now, please.
这么多汁的西红柿你哪里买来的? Where the fuck did you get these juicy-ass tomatoes?
- 里瓦来了 - 明白了? 那就... - Riva's here. - OK, you got it? Let's get...
里瓦他妈的来干嘛? What the hell's Riva doing here?
我不知道 他正往后厨走过来 I don't know. He was on his way back here.
我给他泡了意式咖啡 帮你争取了五分钟 I got him espresso, bought you maybe five minutes of time.
你应该去外面大厅见他 You should meet him out on the floor.
拖住他五分钟 让我对厨师们交代清楚 拜托了 Stall him for five minutes. Let me get the staff going. Please.
行 不过提防着他会来后边 OK. Fine. Expect him to come back here.
好的 谢谢了 Yeah, thank you.
你要怎么拦着那疯子不来后面呀? How you gonna keep that psychopath from coming back here?
- 你得想个计划 - 你要我腌了这些吗? - You gotta have a plan. - You want me to pickle these?
腌了这些 我要你把这些都... Yeah, pickle these. I want you to pickle...
- 凯尔在里面吗? - 在 - Is Carl in there? - Yeah.
嘿 凯尔! Hey, Carl!
凯尔 Carl.
你 呃... 你是准备要更换菜单吗? Are you, uh... are you planning on altering the menu?
是的 我现在没法跟你说 拜托 就... Yeah, I can't do this right now. Please, just...
- 今天许多事都事关重大 - 我知道 - You know a lot is on the line today. - I know.
所以菜单才必须修改完美 That's why the menu has to be perfect.
- 可我能帮你安排 - 我现在没空和你说 - But I can help you plan it. - I can't do this right now.
就给我五分钟交代员工 然后我就和你过一遍菜单 Give me five minutes with my staff, I'll walk you through the menu.
我以前也做过 我可以指导你 I've done this before. I can help guide you.
我现在不需要指导 我需要空间 I don't need guidance right now. I need space.
好吗? OK?
谢谢 Thank you.
伙计们 呃 能让我们单独待着吗? Could we have a little privacy, uh, guys?
哈? Huh?
我让你离开 你居然去看凯尔? I ask you to leave, you gotta look at Carl?
好了各位 休息五分钟 OK, everybody, tomen cinco. Take five.
- 你没问题吧? - 我没事 走 走 走 - You good? - I got it. Go, go, go.
喝杯咖啡 Grab a coffee.
- 我们先说明白了 - 行啊 - Let's get something straight. - Yeah.
你该死的别这么对我员工说话 我员工听我命令 You don't fucking talk to my staff like that. I talk to my staff.
桌子那边是你的地盘 桌子这边是我的 That side of the pass is you, this side is me.
你雇我的时候就是这么安排的 That was the arrangement when you hired me.
好 现在能听我说话吗? OK, now will you listen to me for a minute?
凯尔 我也有想法 有时候我的想法也很有用 Carl, I get ideas. Sometimes my ideas work.
我不管杂志说什么你是厨师界的新星 I really don't care what magazine said that you're the next big thing.
事实是 你在我的餐厅 为我工作 好吗? The fact is, you work for me, in my restaurant, right?
在你之前我也聘请过厨师长 I've had chefs before you in this kitchen.
- 在你之后我也能聘到厨师长 明白吗? - 行 说得很棒 - I'll have chefs after you. OK? - Alright, good talk.
- 让我继续工作吧 - 你知道今晚谁会来 - Let me get back to work. - You know who's coming tonight.
我们会接受全市最著名的食评家的点评 We're being reviewed by the most important critic in the city.
- 是的 我知道 - 他的网上博客在美国在线上卖了... - Yes. I'm aware. - His online blog was sold to AOL...
- 一千万美元 - 没错 - For $10 million. - That's right.
- 你都知道? - 是的 我知道 - You knew that? - Yes, I know.
- 好吧 - 他是个重要人物 - OK. - He's a big deal.
- 所以我才想准备一份好菜单 - 你想准备一份好菜单? - That's why I wanna cook a good menu. - You wanna cook a good menu?
- 我想为他做些美食 - 好的 那么... - I wanna cook him some good food. - Yeah. Well, then...
而这家饭店正陷在创造力之辙里 And our place is in a fucking creative rut.
- 车辙里? - 创造力之辙 - In a rut? - In a creative rut.
你知道我们开得比周围的餐厅都好吧? You do know we're doing better than any place in the neighbourhood?
我说的不是赚多少钱 I'm not talking about how much money we're making,
我说的是创造力... 是我们提供的食物 I'm talking about creatively... the food that we're serving.
过去五年里我们的菜单一成不变 We've served the same food for five years.
还记得你大胆创新时发生了什么吗? Remember what happened when you put guts on the menu?
你是在说我的内脏大餐吗? 你是这个意思吗? Are you talking about my sweetbreads? Is that what you mean?
没错 当你把那艺术品一样的鬼东西放进菜单时 人们不喜欢 Yeah. When you put that artsy shit on the menu, people don't like it.
没人点你的内脏大餐 Not one person ordered your sweetbreads.
听我说 Please listen to me.
我投资了一大笔钱给你改造了法式灶台 I sank a fortune into the remodel to get you the French cooking top,
管它是什么 就那灶台 whatever it is, that tabletop.
- 法式烹饪套台 - 没错 - French cooking suite. - Right.
不是每个主厨都有那东西的 知道为什么你有吗? Not every chef gets that. You know why you get it?
- 我很感激 - 你知道为什么吗? - I appreciate it. - Do you know why?
因为你值得 Because you deserve it.
瞧 你不知道 但我知道 See, you don't know that. But I know it.
你值得投资 You deserve it.
所以今晚放聪明些 So be smart just for tonight.
听着 要是你买了滚石的票 Look, if you bought Stones tickets
结果迈克尔·贾格尔竟然不唱"满足" 你什么感觉? and Jagger didn't play 'Satisfaction', how would you feel?
迈克尔·贾格尔: 滚石乐队主唱 "满足"为乐队成名曲
你会高兴吗? Would you be happy?
- 不会 - 对 不会! - No. - No!
你他妈会想一把火烧了那地方 You'd burn the place to the fucking ground.
你的菜单没问题 Your menu works.
大家喜欢它 People love it.
凯尔 做你想做的 好吗? 你是厨师长 Carl, do what you want tonight. OK? You're the chef.
你知道我怎么想吗? You know what I think? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
你就该上你的成名菜 I think you should play your hits.
好了 开动 上班了伙计们 Alright, let's go. Pre-shift, guys.
今晚很重要 Big night tonight.
这是我们要做的 Here's what we're doing.
我们将采用最受欢迎的菜式 We're gonna go with the favourites.
顺序是鱼子酱酿鸡蛋... Starting with the caviar egg...
扇贝 法式洋葱汤... scallop, French onion soup...
凉拌苦菊... frisée salad...
龙虾烩饭... lobster risotto...
菲力牛扒 filet.
最后用人人喜欢的甜品隆重收场 And we're gonna finish strong with a crowd pleaser,
巧克力熔岩蛋糕 chocolate lava cake.
让茉莉准备配餐葡萄酒 Talk to Molly about wine pairings.
他来的时候告诉我 放松点儿 Let me know when he gets here. And let's have fun.
用心去做 伙计们 今晚大日子 好好玩儿 Put your heart in it, people, big night. Let's have some fun.
来吧 来吧 Good, good.
# 我厌倦了孤独 # # I'm so tired of being alone #
# 厌倦了独自一人 # # I'm so tired of on-my-own #
# 能不能帮帮我 姑娘 用你最快的脚步? # # Won't you help me, girl, just as soon as you can? #
# 人们说我找到了 # # People say that I've found a way #
# 让你说爱我的方法 # # To make you say that you love me #
# 嘿 宝贝 你无须刻意努力 # # Hey, baby, you didn't go for that #
# 这只是自然之律 # # It's a natural fact #
# 我想要回到这里 # # That I wanna come back #
# 告诉我你在哪里 # # Show me where it's at #
# 哦 宝贝呀 # # Baby, yeah #
# 我厌倦了孤独 厌倦了... # # I'm so tired of being alone I'm so tired... #
老爸 Dad.
老爸! 快点 我们走了 Dad! Come on. Let's go.
瞧! 来了 来了 来了 来了 评论来了 Look! It's up, it's up. It's up, it's up. The review's up.
敬评论 干了 To the review. Here we go.
- 敬你 宝贝 敬你 - 干了 - To you, baby, to you. - Here we go.
- 我的厨房英雄 - 敬我们团队 - My culinary hero. - To the team.
"加卢斯 - 食客口腹的迎合之道" "Gauloises - eager to please."
- 哇哦! - 赞! - Whoo! - Yes!
"10年前 我有幸品尝了卡斯帕厨师长 "10 years ago, I had the good fortune to dine
在迈阿密的创意小餐馆 '髓骨'的菜品" at Chef Casper's revelatory Miami bistro, Marrow."
- 迈阿密万岁! - 髓骨耶 宝贝儿! - Miami in the house! - Marrow, baby!
那是你的餐馆! That's your house!
"这种大胆创意的新鲜烹饪态度 "The sheer audacity of this fresh, brave voice of the culinary scene
让我想到了自己视食评为使命的原因" reminded me why I write about food as a vocation."
- 耶! - 都让我有压力了 - Yeah! - That's a lot of pressure.
"当我在布伦特伍德新改建完的餐馆 加卢斯入座时 "It is nearly impossible to separate my glowing regard for Chef Casper
我几乎无法将自己对餐馆的期待 and how much he inspired me from my expectations as I sat down to dine
和对卡斯帕厨师长启发我的深深敬意分开" at the recently remodelled Brentwood Gallic staple, Gauloises."
- 耶 太好了! - "哦 真是今非昔比了 - Yeah, this is good! - "Oh, how times have changed.
过去的十年间 凯尔·卡斯帕不知怎的让自己 Over the last decade, Carl Casper has somehow managed to transform himself
从一名易怒的迈阿密厨师 from the edgiest chef in Miami
变成了每次你去看她时 都给你五美元的阿姨 to the needy aunt that gives you $5 every time you see her
渴望你能喜欢她 in hopes that you will like her,
却让你缩着身子想躲开那甜腻的怀抱 but instead causes you to shrink from her cloying embrace
以免被她潮湿而下垂的胸脯闷死 which threatens to smother you in her saggy, moist cleavage.
招牌前菜 The signature app,
是本该在乡村俱乐部享用早午餐时吃的 intended to impress the country club brunch crowd,
鱼子酱酿鸡蛋 is the caviar egg.
焙烤过的鸡蛋配上一团鱼子酱 A shirred egg topped with a dollop of caviar
不过是厨师长因为没把握 缺乏想象力 is an excuse for the chef to overcharge us
又想多收钱的借口而已 for his insecurity and lack of imagination.
凯尔·卡斯帕无外乎就是这一口就能尝出的穷酸气 Carl Casper can best be summed up by the first bite of his needy
以及和奇迹完全不沾边的 and yet by some miracle also irrelevant
巧克力熔岩蛋糕 chocolate lava cake.
卡斯帕甚至没勇气把蛋糕少烤几秒 Casper didn't even have the courage to undercook the cake,
导致蛋糕中心根本没有标志性的融化巧克力 thus curiously lacking its signature molten centre.
这道可悲的甜品拉开了 This sad dessert is emblematic
凯尔·卡斯帕令人失望的新篇章 of Carl Casper's disappointing new chapter.
他令人印象深刻的... 体重增幅只能说明 His dramatic... weight gain can only be explained
他一定吃完了所有 by the fact that he must be eating
退回厨房的食物" all the food sent back to the kitchen."
两星 Two stars.
我不明白 我不明白 I don't get it. I don't get it.
过去人人都喜欢 甚至他以前也喜欢 Everyone loved it. He loved it, even.
为什么还要对我 对我做的菜写出这种刻薄的评论? Then why'd he write all that mean shit about me? About my food?
谁在意? 谁在意呢? Who cares? Who cares?
我在意 因为我本可以做得更好的 I do. 'Cause I could have done better.
我本该做我计划要做的东西的 I should have cooked the shit I was gonna cook.
可事实上每个人都很开心 You're ignoring the fact that everyone was happy
而你只是在吹毛求疵罢了 and you're making a problem where there's no problem.
让人人开心并不困难 It's not hard to make people happy.
有些东西只要放到菜单上就能讨人喜欢 There's certain things you could put on a menu that'll make everybody happy. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
菜单上只要有生金枪鱼片 就一定会卖光 If you put ahi tuna on a menu, it will sell out.
绝对的 你也知道 It's guaranteed. You know that.
但我做的牛脸肉是更好吃的菜 But I cooked the beef cheek, which is a better dish,
结果连都没人想试试 and nobody wants to even try it.
- 但很好吃 - 是 适合在家吃 - It was good, though. - Yeah, for family meal.
那你为谁烹饪? Well, who you cooking for, though?
我就是这个意思 我为什么要选择? That's my point. Why do I have to pick?
为什么要选择呢? 为什么不能两者兼得? Why do I have to choose? Why can't I have both?
就有厨师做他想做的食物 There are chefs that cook food that they believe in
然后人们愿意尝试 进行新体验 and people will try because they're open to a new experience
结果还非常喜欢 and they'll end up liking it.
- 那你想让我说什么? - 真话 - What do you want me to say to you? - The truth.
你想我告诉你 你是我同事中 You want me to tell you that you're the best chef
最棒的厨师 that I ever worked with.
是的 因为你就是最棒 And it's true, because you are.
你确实很棒 凯尔 你是我认识的最棒的厨师 You are, Carl. You are the best chef I've ever worked with.
- 好吧 - 我真心的 - OK. - I mean it.
谢谢你 Well, thank you.
不客气 You're welcome.
- 我们说好不这样的 - 我知道 - We both agreed not to do that. - I know.
不如我给你做点吃的? Why don't I just cook you something?
好的 去他的 我们走 Oh, OK. Fuck it. Let's go.
嗯! Mmm!
妈妈想跟你谈谈 Mom wants to talk to you.
伊内兹? Inez?
伊内兹 Inez.
你还好吧? Are you OK?
才给我两颗星 I got two stars.
得两颗星也挺好 是吧? Getting two stars is good, right?
我一般不怎么看那些东西 但是 I mean, I don't read that shit normally, but, you know,
他开始写针对我的内容... then he starts writing all this personal shit about me and...
有多少个人给你工作? 大概有五十个吧 How many people you got working? You got, like, 50 people.
波西都十岁了 还需要保姆吗? And Percy's 10 years old. Does he still need a nanny?
他整天在学校 她还在这里做什么? 嗨 弗洛拉 He's in school all day. What does she even do here? Hi, Flora.
- 嗨 凯尔先生 - 我是说他需要什么... - Hi, Mr. Carl. - I mean, what does he need...
- 她在这里做什么? - 你知道他很难过 对不对? - What's she doing here? - You know that he's hurt, right?
因为我迟到了? 我已经跟他道歉了 没事的 Because I was late? I already apologised to him. We're fine.
迟到? 他在外面足足等了你一小时 Late? He waited for you for one hour alone outside.
我没意识到有那么久 Well, I didn't realise it was that long.
只是... 那天... It's just... that was the day that...
你说得对 You're right.
我不喜欢他们那么写你 I didn't like what they wrote about you.
我也不喜欢 I didn't like it either.
很伤人 是吧? It hurt, alright?
你没事吧? You OK?
我没事 I'm alright.
那就好 Good.
我会补偿他的 I'm gonna make it up to him.
- 玩得很开心 是吧? - 嗯 - That was fun, right? - Yeah.
- 你要去哪里? - 我得琢磨菜单了 - Where you going? - I gotta work on a menu.
还很早 我能看你弄吗? It's still early. Can I watch?
抱歉 这是工作 Yeah, sorry, it's at work.
- 我不会妨碍你的 - 不行 这是工作 - I won't get in the way. - Yeah, I gotta go work.
- 好吧 拜 - 我们下周再一起玩 - OK. Bye. - We'll have fun next week.
好的 OK.
你在这里做什么 老兄? 这些都是什么? What the hell are you doing here, man? What's this madness, huh?
- 太疯狂了 - 嗯 - This is crazy. - Yeah.
- 你没回家吧? - 没有 - You didn't go home, did you? - No.
- 过来 尝尝这个 - 回家吧 老兄 - Come here. Check it out. - Go home, man.
- 你整晚都在这里 快回家 - 过来 - You've been here all night. Go home. - Come here.
睡个觉 去他妈的推特 快点 快回家 Get some sleep. Fuck Twitter. Come on, get outta here.
"去他妈的推特"? 你说啥 为什么"去他妈的推特"? "Fuck Twitter"? What are you talking about, "Fuck Twitter"?
就是 去他妈的 就是这个意思 I mean, you know, fuck 'em. That's what I mean.
- 谁会看那玩意? - 我没有推特 - Who reads that shit anyhow? - I'm not on Twitter.
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
没什么 就是口头禅 那是什么? Nothing. Just classic bullshit. What is that?
- 那是烤牛肉 来尝尝 - 哇 - That's carne asada. Check it out. - Wow.
哇! Wow!
- 好吃吗? - 真是太好吃了 老兄 - Good? - It's fucking unbelievable, man.
- 真的吗? - 天啊! - Is it? - Holy shit!
- 不 说真的 - 我就是说真的 - No, seriously. - No, I'm serious.
- 跟我说实话 - 我说的就是实话 - Tell me the truth. - I'm telling you the truth.
- 太不可思议了 - 调味怎么样? - It's incredible. - Is it good seasoning?
- 味道好极了 - 开工啦! - The seasoning's perfect. - Roll that shit!
厨师长整晚都在做菜! Chef Big Dog up all night cooking!
- 快进来 老兄 - 过来 - Come on in, buddy. - Come here.
- 托尼 来尝尝这个 - 闭嘴 尝尝这美味 - Tony, check this out. - Shut up and taste this, amuse douche.
- 过来 - 做了什么? - Come here. - What we got?
- 哇 - 好吃吗? - Wow. - It's good?
哈? 看看 Huh? Look at that.
- 火候没过吧? - 完美啊 厨师长 - Too much heat? - That's perfect, Chef.
- 好吃吗? 味道如何? - 棒极了 - It's good? Seasoning? - Oh, it's perfect.
- 又辣又香 - 你喜欢吗? - It's nice and spicy. - You like it?
- 老兄 - 头儿? 看看 - Oh, man. - Ha, jefe? Look at that.
- 我喜欢 - 是吗? - I do. - Yeah?
- 太他妈好吃了 - 真的好吃吗? - It's fucking great. - Is it good?
- 别糊弄我 - 但真的太好吃了 - Don't fuck with me. - But it's so good.
- 看吧 头儿? 我都说了 - 太美味了 老兄 - See, jefe? I told you. - It's flavourful as fuck, man.
- 很好吃 是吧? - 嗯 - It's nice, right? - Umm.
- 真好吃吗? - 厨师长 去他妈的推特 - Is it good? - Yo, Big Dog, fuck Twitter.
"去他妈的推特" 怎么又"去他妈的推特" "Fuck Twitter". Again with the "Fuck Twitter".
为什么要去他妈的推特? Why should I fuck Twitter?
- 你没有推特? - 没有 - You're not on Twitter? - No.
你真是不缺女人 是吧? 是这样吧? You're getting too much pussy? Is that the problem?
肯定是 对吧? It's gotta be, right?
推特跟女人有什么关系? What does Twitter have to do with pussy?
你没听说过"社交网络"这个术语吗? Have you not heard of the term 'social networking'?
- 没听过 - 就是那样啊 - Yeah. - Well, that's what it is.
- 意思是找女人? - 对 找女人 - It means pussy? - Like, pussy.
或者得到什么的入场券 Or, like, getting tickets to something.
- 或者发现新乐队 - 快闪族之类的 - Or finding about a new band. - Flash mobs. That kind of stuff.
- 任何东西都要有资料库 - 女人也是? - Anything that requires a database. - So pussy requires a database?
对啊! Yeah!
那给我看看推特上有什么我非看不可的坏话 So show me what's on Twitter that's so bad that I should see.
- 那是辣椒酱吗? - 没什么 没什么 - Oh, shit, is that gochujang? - Nothing. Nothing.
- 该死 你做了辣椒酱 - 是 要放乳鸽下面调味的 - Damn, you made fucking gochujang? - Yeah, that's under the squab.
但他要老式做法 里瓦想要老式做法 我知道的 But he's gonna 86 it. Riva's gonna 86 it, I know.
- 这辣椒酱真棒 - 别他妈担心里瓦 - Yo, this gochujang is good. - Don't worry about fucking Riva.
他不会让你上韩国泡菜的 He ain't gonna let you serve that Korean shit.
我来搞定他 别担心 我搞定 Let me handle him. Don't worry about that. I got it.
他说我想做什么就做什么的 He says I can cook whatever I want.
- 好的 好的 - 我们就这样做 - Alright. Alright. - We're gonna cook like this.
- 你试过那个了吗? 哦 嘿 - 哦 老兄 - Did you try that? Oh, hey. - Oh, man.
那是西兰花 再尝尝这个 That's broccoli rabe l'anchois. Check this out.
太好吃了 This is ridiculous.
- 你那是什么? - 是... - What you got over there? - I got...
- 妈妈会把硬皮切掉 - 嗯 我不切 - Mom cuts off the crust. - Yeah, well, I don't.
- 很好吃 - 当然很好吃 - It's good. - You bet your ass it's good.
声音关小点 好吗? Can you turn that down, please?
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
啊! Arrgh!
你知道推特吗? You know about Twitter?
- 嗯 我注册了 - 是吗? - Yeah, I have an account. - Yeah?
- 怎么样? - 挺酷的 - How's it work? - It's cool.
很酷吗? 就这样 很酷? It's cool? That's how it works, it's cool?
- 你在上面发东西 - 就像发短信吗? - You tweet on it. - Is that like texting?
不是 No.
- 帮我注册一个 - 好的 - Sign me up. - OK.
你用户名是什么? So, what do you want your username to be?
凯尔 Carl.
不能只写凯尔 得@什么 You can't just put Carl. It has to be at something'.
@凯尔·卡斯帕 At Carl Casper.
@凯尔·卡斯帕 @CarlCasper.
- 有人注册过了 - 有人用了我的名字? - Taken. - Someone took my name?
那用@凯尔·卡斯帕厨师长? 行吧? @ChefCarlCasper? Is that cool?
嗯 好的 Yeah, that's good.
@... 凯尔... At... Chef...
卡斯帕... 厨师长 Carl... Casper.
这是用来约炮的? So is this for sex?
呃! 你为这个才注册的? Eww! Is that what you're doing this for?
不 我不是为这个注册 有人说我坏话 No, I'm not doing it for that. Someone wrote something bad.
我想看看写的什么 I wanna see what they wrote.
那就好 Good.
麻痹的 Oh, shit.
嘿 你不能骂街的 Hey. You can't talk like that.
不管妈妈在不在 我可不希望你说脏话 I don't care if Mommy's not around. I don't want you cursing around here.
- 那篇评论到处都是 - 什么意思? - That review went viral. - What does that mean?
意思是大家都转发了 It means it got picked up and re-tweeted everywhere.
所以所有人都看了那篇评论? So all these people have read the review?
- 嗯 - 麻痹的 - Yeah. - Oh, shit.
- 我觉得挺酷的 - 我可不觉得 - I think it's kinda cool. - I don't.
- 不是 我是说咱俩弄这个 - 弄什么? - No, I mean, us doing this. - Doing what?
就是在一起啊 You know, just hanging out.
我们总是在一起啊 We hang out all the time.
不是 我是说在一起做一些事情 No, like, hanging out and doing something.
我们做很多事情啊 Well, we do things.
不 不是看一些东西 或者做一些事 No, not just, like, watching something or doing something.
而是在一起聊天什么的 Like, hanging out and talking.
从对方那里学点东西 And learning things from each other.
我就觉得 你跟妈妈住 I figured, you know, with you living at Mom's house
我又总是工作 我们在一起的时候 你想多玩玩 and me working all the time, when we hung out, you liked to do fun things.
我觉得这样挺有趣的 一起研究东西 I think this is kinda fun. You know, just figuring stuff out.
就像你在家一样 Like when you lived at home.
嗯 我也很怀念 Yeah, I miss that too.
那你为什么不搬回家住? Then why don't you move back home?
波西 我不能... Percy, I can't just...
我不在家住 不是因为你 你知道的 对吧? You're not the reason that I'm not living at home. You know that, right?
- 嗯嗯 - 因为确实不是因为你 - Mm-hm. - 'Cause it's true.
- 那为什么? - 什么为什么? - Then why? - Then why what?
你为什么不在家住呢? Well, why don't you live home?
知道吗 妈妈和爸爸 Well, Mommy and Daddy, you know,
我们... 我们慢慢分开了 走上了不同的道路 we... we both grew apart, in different directions.
但我们仍然是很好的朋友 But we're still really good friends.
只是我们不在一起住更好 It's just better if we don't live in the same house.
- 我们已经不是夫妻了 - 哦 - And that we're not married. - Oh.
- 你明白吗? - 不明白 - You understand? - No.
很难解释 It's hard to explain.
嘿 听我说 如果我们不在一起 能互相发推特吗? Hey, listen, could we twitter each other when we're not in the same place?
- 可以 - 你能教我怎么发吗? - Yeah. - Could you show me how to do that?
可以 看 Yeah. OK.
先点击这里 然后登陆你的用户名 So, first you click here and you have to enter your username.
- 好 - 也可以用你的爱疯登录 - Right. - You could also log in on your iPhone.
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
你点击这里 You click this button here,
可以发消息 你的粉丝都能看到 it posts your feed so all your followers can read it.
好的 OK.
@拉姆齐·米歇尔 即使好吃的端到你面前 你也不认识
- 爸爸? - 嗯 - Dad? - Yeah.
昨晚到现在 你多了1653个粉丝 You got 1,653 followers since last night.
- 哦 那样好吗? - 太不可思议了 - Oh, is that good? - It's amazing.
好 那意味什么? Oh, good. What does it mean?
意味着有1653个人在看你的推特 It means that 1,653 people are reading your Twitter feed.
嗯嗯 我以为就跟发短信一样 Mm-hm. I thought it was like texting.
你昨天发什么了吗? Did you post anything since last night?
- 没有 - 你确定吗? - No. - Are you sure?
嗯 我就给某人发了条信息 Yeah, I just sent a private message to somebody.
- 给谁? - 给那个垃圾美食家 - To who? - To that A-hole food critic.
你只能给你粉丝发私人消息的 You could only send private messages to people who are following you.
我觉得你公开发了那个消息 I think you might have posted that publicly.
不是 他写了我的坏话 然后我回复了 No, he wrote something nasty about me and then I hit reply
然后给他发了个信息 and it let me send a message to him.
爸爸 那些回复是公开的 谁都能看到 Dad, replies are public. Everybody can read them.
看来他又给他那 And it looks like he re-tweeted it
123845个粉丝发推特了 to all his 123,845 followers.
他还回复了 And he wrote back.
他说什么了? What did he say?
- 我还是别读了 - 就... - I don't think I should read it. - Just...
就给我读一下 好吗? Can you read it to me, please?
读一下回复 Read the reply.
"@凯尔·卡斯帕厨师长... "@ChefCarlCasper...
我宁愿你满身大汗淋漓 I would rather have you sit on my face
坐在我脸上 after a brisk walk on a warm day
也不要再吃你那破熔岩蛋糕" than suffer through that fucking lava cake again."
他那么回复的? He wrote that to me?
大家都看到了 He wrote it to everybody.
- 不是开玩笑吧 - 哇 - You gotta be kidding me. - Wow.
你知道多少人看到了吗? You realise how many people have read this?
昨晚到现在 我有了2000个粉丝 I'm up to 2,000 followers since last night.
- 你出名了 老兄 - 他们在给我发消息 - You're trending, bro. - They're sending me messages.
他们在刺激我回复这混蛋 They're goading me into responding to this prick.
- 别发 别发 老兄 - 别那样做 厨师长 - Don't do it. Don't do it, man. - Don't do that, Chef.
- 别回复 要保持高姿态 - 我知道 - Don't respond. Take the high road. - I know.
但是有一半的人说他是对的 But half the people are saying he's right.
但也有一半的人说他是错的 Yeah, but half the people are saying he's wrong.
- 互联网就是这样 - 就是 听他的吧 - That's the fucking internet. - That's right. Listen to him.
- 社会媒体就这样 你有推特吗? - 有 - That's social media. You on Twitter? - Yeah, I'm Twitter.
- 你叫什么? - 小马蒂 - What's your name? - Little Marty.
但是大家都学我 我白天不想出来 But all the people following me, I don't wanna hang out during the day.
我避免... 嘿嘿嘿 你干嘛? I avoid all... Oh, hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?
不如你今晚来 我特地为你准备了新菜单
- 这个人 - 别 你在写什么? - This guy. - Don't. What are you writing?
厨师长 别... 不要这样做 Chef, don't... That's not a good idea.
听我说 你们不同意我就不发 Just listen. I won't send it until we all say it's OK.
"不如你今晚来? "Why don't you come by again tonight?
我特地为你准备了新菜单 混蛋" I got a whole new menu just for you, asshole."
- 不行 手机给我 - 这样不好 不行 - No, gimme the phone. - That's not good. Not a good idea.
别发! Don't do it!
- 发出去了 老兄 - 发了 - That's out there now, bro. - It happened. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
- 你为什么要发? - 发了就收不回来了 - Why'd you do that? - You can't take that back.
知道吗? 我下战书了 You know what? I threw down the gauntlet.
所以准备战斗吧 So get ready for a fight.
我把波西送回去就回来 I'm gonna go drop Percy off and come back
我们就做上次应该做的菜 and cook the menu we should've cooked last time.
- 我们今天去哪里? - 我得送你回去 孩子 - So where are we going today? - I gotta drop you off, kid.
我要为今晚去买菜 抱歉 I gotta go shopping for tonight. I'm sorry.
- 我能跟你一起去吗? - 不行 抱歉 - Can I come with you? - No, I'm sorry.
为什么你从不许我进厨房? How come I'm, like, never allowed to be in the kitchen?
因为里面又热又吵 还有很多人说脏话 Because it's hot and it's loud and there's a lot of bad language.
那有怎样? 我总听到有人说脏话 So? I hear bad language all the time.
- 在哪里? - 网上 - Where? - Online.
十岁孩子能上什么说脏话的网站? What kind of website could a 10-year-old get on that has bad language?
- 视频网站 - 视频网站有人说脏话? - YouTube. - YouTube has bad language?
可以至少让我跟你去买东西吗? Could I at least come shopping with you?
不行 No.
我有很多事要做 I got a lot to do and a lot on my mind.
看谁在等我们 嗨 妈妈 Look who's waiting for us. Hi, Mommy.
过来 我想你了 亲亲我 Come here. I miss you. Give me a kiss.
- 嗨 - 嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
我的公关说可以跟你谈谈 So my publicist said that she can talk to you.
- 不如你跟她谈谈 - 谈什么? - Why don't you talk to her? - About what?
- 推特吗? - 大家都在看你写的东西 - About Twitter? - Everybody's reading what you wrote.
- 我觉得你不明白 - 明白什么? - I don't think you get it. - Get what?
我们打电话给她 跟我进来 我们打电话给她 Let's call her. Go inside with me and we'll call her.
是的 麻烦你 告诉她马上给我回电话 Yes, please, tell her to call me immediately.
凯尔跟我都在家里 谢谢 I have Carl with me. I'm at home. Thank you.
- 好了 我要走了 - 别走 她马上就会打回来 - Alright, I'm gonna go. - No, no, she's gonna call right back.
- 她在跟别人通电话 - 你想太多了 - She was on the other line. - You're making more of this than it is.
我只是不想见你这样 I just don't like to see you like this.
什么样? 我挺好的 我得去工作了 Like what? I'm fine. I have to get to work.
按照别人的口味烹饪 你永远不会开心的 You're never going to be happy cooking for someone else.
是关于流动餐车的事吗? 我不想再谈这个了 Is this about the food truck? I don't wanna talk about it again.
为什么? 你可以自由烹饪 做自己的老板 Why not? You can cook your own food. You can be your own boss.
所有我承办的派对都请你做大厨 I can book you for all the parties that I'm doing.
我很感激 但是我不需要 I appreciate the offer, but I don't need any charity
你或你前夫的施舍 from you or your ex-husband.
- 你为什么这么自负呢? - 因为我有工作 - Why are you being so proud? - Because I'm working.
不管你怎么想 And despite what you might think,
我现在想做什么菜就能做什么菜 I have complete freedom to cook whatever I want now.
我热爱我的生活 I like my life.
至于你的公关 她回电话的时候 你告诉她 And as far as your publicist goes, when she calls back, you let her know
我明白不应该再推特上发裸照 that I understand I shouldn't tweet any pictures of my dick
她的事业建议还是留给自己吧 and any career advice should be kept to oneself.
好吗? 再见 谢谢 OK? I'll see you later. Thank you.
- 所有料都在箱子里 - 想我这样做吗? - I got all this shit in the trunk. - Want me to do this?
- 开始了? - 嗯 我们按新菜单做 - Is it on? - Yeah. We're doing it.
- 开始了 兄弟们 - 来吧 把东西都拿出来 - We're doing it, guys. - Come on. Let's get everything out.
把配料和熟食都拿出来 我们要摆盘了 好吗? I want the Cambros, the delis out so we can start plating, OK?
凯尔 可以告诉我今晚的菜单吗? Carl, can you tell me what's going on for tonight?
不 不 不 今晚有多少客人? No, no, no, how many covers do we have tonight?
多少? 订满了 但我刚刚印了菜单 How many? We are overbooked. But I just printed out all the menus.
太好了 不过今晚不是按照你印的菜单 完全不同 Good. It's not the menu you got printed. It's different.
- 我明白 - 我们今晚要做试吃的菜单 - That's what I understand. - We're doing a tasting menu.
- 凯尔 我要先把红酒... - 让拉姆齐·米歇尔试吃的菜单 - Carl, I have to put the wine... - A tasting menu for Ramsey Michel.
- 我知道 但我们... - 他今晚要来 他知道的 - I know, but we... - He's coming. He knows about it.
- 你有看过"食者"文章吗? - 我看过 - Did you see the "Eater" article? - I did.
- 我真为你高兴 - 在网上传开了 - I'm so excited for you. - It's all over the internet.
- 我超级喜欢你这个样子 - 尝一下味道 - I love it so much when you're like this. - Taste the food.
让服务员进来尝尝味道 Bring in the waitstaff, have 'em taste the food.
让他们知道我们的目标 Make them understand what we're going for.
- 好的 - 好吗? - OK. - OK?
我们今晚没有主厨推荐 整个菜单都是特选 We're not pushing specials today. The whole menu is special.
- 我好兴奋 - 我也很兴奋 我终于感到开心了 - I'm excited. - I'm excited. I'm finally happy.
我很开心 好吗? I'm happy, OK?
我上班时可以开心吗? Am I allowed to be happy at work?
凯尔 凯尔 我们还是用原菜单 对吧? Carl. Carl. We're staying with the same menu, right?
我今晚计划了很棒的菜单 I have something really good planned for tonight.
我肯定会让你... 不是什么内脏大餐 I'm gonna let you... It's not sweetbreads.
- 你可以尝试下 - 可能如此 - You're gonna be able to taste it. - That may be true.
但今晚是开业以来预订最多的工作日晚餐 But we have the most reservations on a work night since we opened.
- 你知道吗? - 我知道 我在用推特 - You realise that? - I know. I was on Twitter.
- 对 - 我在推广这家餐厅 - Yeah. - I was promoting the restaurant.
- 我用了推特 - 啥? 对 但那是另一回事 - I was on Twitter. - What? Yeah, that's another thing.
从现在开始到你放任何东西到网上之前 我都无所谓 好吧? From now on, before you post anything online, I'm OK. Alright?
今晚之所以那么多人来 The whole reason everybody's here tonight
是因为我在网上挑战了拉姆齐·米歇尔 is because I called out Ramsey Michel online
他们都来看我和他单挑 and they're all coming to watch me stick it in his ass.
是吧 你竟敢骂洛杉矶最受尊重的 Yeah, and you're gonna twitter an apology
美食评论员是混蛋 准备在推特上跟人家道歉吧 for calling the most respected critic in Los Angeles an asshole.
- 他妈的我才不会道歉 - 你什么意思 你又不是... - I'm not gonna fucking apologise. - What do you mean, you're not...
- 你看到他是怎么写我的吗? - 我才不管... - You see what he wrote about me? - I don't give a fuck...
- 他先挑起的! - 他写什么 我不管 - He started it! - What he wrote. I don't care.
你是一名厨师 你是厨师长 You're a cook. You're a chef.
这就是你烹饪了这么多年的菜单 大家很喜欢 This is what you've been cooking for years, and it works.
或者你按照这个菜单满足客人... And either you cook the menu that our customers have come to ex...
- 你要我煮回同样的食物? - 一模一样... - You want me to cook the same food? - The same exact...
他大肆批评的食物? 再原封不动给他吃? The same food that he ripped apart? The same guy who's coming tonight?
来餐厅吃饭的不都是评论家! The restaurant isn't filled with critics!
是一直在吃你做的菜的人 It's filled with people that've been eating your food
他们都吃十年了! for the last 10 years!
现在你突然想做艺术家 So now, suddenly, you're gonna be an artist.
那你下班再做吧 Well, be an artist on your own time.
- 听我说 - 不要内脏大餐! - Listen to me. - No sweetbreads!
- 听着! - 不要牛脑 - Listen! - No calves' brains.
我不会做内脏大餐的! 听我说 I'm not cooking sweetbreads! Listen to me.
厨房是我的地盘 这是我们之前的约定 The kitchen is my domain. That was our deal.
我才不管他妈的什么约定! I don't give a fuck what the deal was!
游戏规则现在改了 你可以留下来或离开 The deal is now changed. Either you stay or you go.
你自己看着办 不必多说 It's up to you. End of discussion.
- 我们满屋子的客人... 今晚特意... - 对 没错 - We got a full house of people... who are coming tonight... - Yeah. Yeah.
- 来享用我做的美食 - 不 不是你的美食 凯尔 - To eat my food. - No, it's not your food, Carl.
不是你的美食 It's not your food.
准确地说 是我的美食 因为我是老板 By definition, it's my food because it's my restaurant.
我付钱买杯子 买餐巾 I pay for the glasses. I pay for the napkins.
买勺子 付工资给茉莉 I pay for the spoons. I pay for Molly's salary.
你整帮厨子的工资都是我发的 好吗? I pay for your entire staff's salary, OK?
所以你要不按照我的菜单来做 要不让托尼来做 So you either cook my menu or Tony can.
托尼 反正有一半时间都是你在做菜 Tony, you've been cooking it half the time anyway.
说实话 对吧? Tell the truth. Right?
所以你现在是威胁要炒我鱿鱼吗? So you're threatening to fire me now?
我威胁炒你鱿鱼? Am I threatening to fire you?
不 我只是告诉你 如果你不按照菜单 No, I'm telling you what I'm prepared to do
我会怎么做 if you don't cook my menu.
讨论完毕 Subject closed.
那你就做你的菜单 不会有厨师长了 Well, why don't you cook the menu without a chef
看看今晚怎样? and we see how it goes tonight?
走吧 托尼 他妈的 Let's go, Tony. Fuck this.
托尼 Tony.
祝你好运 Good luck.
- 不行 - 祝你好运 杰克 - Oh, no way. - Good luck, Jack.
- 不行 哥们! - 马汀 马汀 - No way, man! - Martin, Martin.
- 天啊 别这样 - 你留下来 留下来 - No. Hell, no. Come on. - You stay. Stay.
马汀 拜托 让我走吧 别劝我 Martin, come on. Let me go, buddy. Don't do it.
不要 你留下来好了 Don't do it. Just stay.
- 电联 电联 - 你最好相信 对 - Call me. Call me. - You'd better believe it, yeah.
托尼 今晚有满屋的客人在等你 专业点 好吧? Tony, you got a full house tonight. Be a pro, OK?
来吧! 动起来 这就端上来 Let's go! Get the leg on. Coming up.
熔岩蛋糕端出去 22号桌的 Get that lava cake out, table 22.
东西拿回来 拿回来 Bring that shit back. Bring that shit back.
这些才是22号桌子的 This is table 22.
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不 不 我们还要再炸一下 你刚刚没有炸 No, no, we gotta chiz this. You didn't chiz it.
欢迎再次光临 Welcome back.
真高兴又见到您了 米歇尔先生 这边请 Lovely to see you again, Mr Michel. Right this way.
谢谢 Thank you.
- 您在路上没有堵车吧 - 没有 - I hope traffic wasn't too bad. - No, it wasn't.
- 30号桌 我还有一个 - 30号桌还差意大利调味饭 - 30, I got one. - Table 30's still missing the risotto.
这些单子怎么了 老兄? What's going on with all these tickets, man?
怎样? 需要帮忙吗? Yes? How can I help you?
这个 呃... Isn't this, um...
不是上次我... 我... 我来的时候菜单上的吗? Wasn't this on the menu last time I... I... I visited?
我想是的 I believe it was.
我以为今晚的菜式总会... I was under the impression that tonight was gonna somehow be...
有所不同 更正式 be different, more of an event.
我明白 I understand.
我们可以做点什么让您感觉更舒服吗? Is there something we can do to make you more comfortable?
呃... 我可以... Um... Could I actually...
我可以和卡斯帕厨师长聊一下吗? Could I speak with the chef? With Chef Casper?
我有一支09年的好酒 才刚刚开 在醒酒 I have a wonderful '09 that I just opened to let breathe.
- 呃... - 恕我冒昧 - Um... - If I may?
上次我去了纳帕一个葡萄酒庄园 The last time I was in Napa, at the vineyard,
他们送了这瓶酒给我当做礼物 they shipped me this bottle as a gift,
我一直在等待合适的场合 and I've just been waiting for the right occasion.
您... 真是太慷慨了 That... that's very generous of you.
卡斯帕厨师长在吗? Is Chef Casper here?
可惜他刚离开了 Unfortunately, he was called away.
他还会再回来吗? Is he coming back?
我想应该不会了 I'm afraid that was left ambiguous.
官方消息 @凯尔·卡斯帕厨师长玩完了 也许我吃到的缺点 就是他的不用心
我要你在前线 吧台忙不过来了 快挂电话 I need you out front. They're three deep in the bar. Get off the phone.
- 拜托让我自己安排吧 - 快去吧台那儿 - Please let me do my job. - Please go to the bar.
- 托尼! - 凯尔 我现在讲不了电话 - Tony! - Carl, I can't talk right now.
- 我们忙疯了 - 这家伙推特我了 - We are in deep weeds. - This guy's tweeting me.
他在网上挑衅 你们他妈的做啥给他吃了? This guy's calling me out online. What the fuck are you serving?
我不知道 他们煮的还是老菜单 I don't know. They're serving the same shit.
- 他在吃什么? - 我想他应该... - What's he eating? - I think he's...
- 他吃到哪一道菜了? - 他... - What course is he on? - He's...
他正在吃巧克力熔岩蛋糕 He's eating the chocolate lava cake right now.
你别让那家伙走 You just keep him right where the fuck he is.
- 啥?! - 我在停车 - What?! - I'm parking the car.
- 凯尔 啥? - 不要让他离开 - Carl, what? - Don't let him leave.
让那混蛋呆在原地! Keep the motherfucker there!
他还在吗? 混蛋还在吗? Is he here? Is the fucker still here?
- 该死 - 我们进去后面吧 - Oh, fuck. - Let's go into the back of the house.
我只想说一件事 我只想说一件事 就一件事 I just wanna say one thing. I just wanna say one thing. Just one thing.
我们去厨房吧 Let's go to the kitchen.
停下来 就停一下! Stop it. Stop it for a second!
我们... Let's just...
我在等着和这个笨蛋对话很久了 I've been waiting to talk to this prick for a long time.
- 好吧 - 我不是倒胃口 我也不穷困潦倒 - OK. - I am not cloying. I am not needy.
我才不管你想什么 I don't care what you think.
你都不认识我 我不是穷人! You're not getting to me. I'm not needy!
巧克力熔岩蛋糕并不是没煮熟的巧克力蛋糕 Chocolate lava cake is not just undercooked chocolate cake.
中间会融化不是因为没煮熟 That's not what makes the centre molten.
你把一筒冷冻的巧克力酱放在模具里面 You take a frozen cylinder of ganache and you set it in the ramekin
这样外面完全煮熟 里面才开始融化! so that as the outside cooks fully, the inside becomes molten!
好吧 好吧 OK. OK.
里面融化了呢 看到了吗? 他妈的融化了 你这个混蛋! It's fucking molten, see? Its fucking molten, you asshole!
你什么都不用做 你都做了什么? And you don't do anything. What do you do?
你就坐在那 吃东西 然后开始吐槽 You sit and you eat and you vomit those words back.
博得大家一笑 To make people laugh.
你知道我为这些食物花了多少心血吗? You know how hard I work for this shit?
你知道我们全部厨师付出了多少吗? Do you know how hard my whole staff works?
我要牺牲什么才能取悦你 What sacrifices I make to make you happy
然后你还沾沾自喜地吐槽我的食物? and then you just smugly just fucking shit on my shit?
好吧 OK.
- 这样太伤人了! - 对 - It hurts! - Yes.
你写那些评论真是他妈的太伤人了! It fucking hurts when you write that shit!
- 也伤到你了 - 确实 确实 - It hurt you. - It does. It does.
他... 他以为你要让他这个破餐厅关门了! He was... He thought you were gonna close his fucking restaurant down!
你这个混蛋! You asshole!
你有啥贡献? 你只是写些屁话让... And what do you? You just write shit to make...
你只是在捣乱! 蛋糕中间有融化的! You just make shit up! It was molten!
他妈的融化了! It's fucking molten!
王八蛋! Asshole!
- 你根本不了解我 - 好吧 好吧 - You're not getting to me. - OK. OK.
- 你不了解我! - 好吧 凯尔 - You're not getting to me! - OK, Carl.
- 他不了解我! - 对 他不了解 - He's not getting to me! - No, he's not.
我知道 但你是公关 你没有关系的吗? I know, but you're a publicist. Don't you have relationships?
你的工作不是做这些吗? 把这些东西从网络上撤下来? Isn't that what you're hired to do? To take these things off the internet?
但已经在网上了 But it's out there.
就算我能劝一个网站把视频撤下来 Even if I could persuade one site to pull down one clip,
还有很多其它手机上传的 there are a dozen others from other cell phones.
我们应该怎样... 我们应该请律师 What should we... should we at least lawyer up
威胁采取法律诉讼或者啥的? and threaten legal action or something?
你用律师威胁他们来处理这个 You threatening them with lawyers builds on a story
本身已经很戏剧化的故事 that's already getting a lot of play.
然后你第二周又上头条了 And then you get another week of headlines.
然后这个美食评论家就有机会不停更新关于你的消息 And then you got this food critic posting fresh blogs about you nonstop.
然后它们又受到了关注 上头条 And they're all getting picked up, and the picked-up headlines
周而复始 are getting picked up by each other.
你知道吗 这样真的很不可思议 You know, it's absolutely unbelievable.
- 那... - 我完全没见过这种情况... - So... - I've never seen anything like...
等一下... 你是说我现在啥都做不了? Wait a second... you're saying there's nothing I could do?
把视频撤掉吗? 不 视频会永远流传下去 To get the footage down? No, that lives forever.
太好了 棒极了 Great. Awesome.
但也许这也是个机会 But there just might be an opportunity here.
这怎么可能会是机会? How can this possibly be an opportunity?
我很确定我们可以尝试下"地狱厨房"节目 Well, I was holding off until we spoke,
我特意推迟到我们通话后再答复对方 but I'm fairly certain we have a good shot at 'Hell's Kitchen'.
- 等等 啥? - 那个真人秀 - Wait, what? - The reality show.
我觉得你压根没明白发生了什么事 I don't think you understand what's going on here.
我是一名真正的主厨... I'm a real chef with...
- 你说你需要钱 对吧? - 是一份工作 - You said you needed money, right? - A job.
一份工作 不是钱 我需要一份工作 跟那份一样 A job, not money. I need a job, like I had.
你的推特账号显示你已经有两万粉丝了 Well, your Twitter account says you've got 20,000 followers.
- 那也他妈很多了 - 对 我准备取消掉那个账号了 - That's pretty damn big. - Yeah, I'm gonna cancel the account.
- 别担心 - 不要取消! - Don't worry. - Don't cancel it!
我可以让你通过提及几种产品赚到钱 I can get you money to mention a few products.
你在认真听吗? 我不想加入任何那样的交易 Are you listening? I don't wanna get involved with any of that.
- 我想煮东西 - 你有两个选择 - I wanna cook food. - You got two choices.
你可以乘势而上 因为一切都值得... You can either lean into it and work it for all it's worth...
就像甜心波波 我不想那样 Like Honey Boo Boo. I don't want that.
你知道她吸了多少金吗? 或者她妈妈? You know how much she pulls down? Or her mother?
我不关心她干了什么 切入正题吧 I don't care what she makes. Get to your point.
或者从此消失 等到风平浪静 你有两个选择 Or go underground and wait till the storm passes. You got two choices.
我觉得这个视频会在一直在网上流传 I thought this shit lives forever online.
对 但还有铺天盖地的新闻 瞬间即逝 It does, but there's so much news out there and it's so fast
还有那么多消除歧义的声音 没人会记得的 and there's so much white noise, nobody remembers anything.
好吧 谢谢你花时间为我解释了一遍 OK, thank you for taking the time and walking me through everything.
我很受启发 It was very illuminating.
噢 你要挂电话了吗? 好吧 听着 Oh, you're hanging up? OK, listen.
你随时都可以打过来 有我在 I want you to call any time. I'm right here.
如果你找不到我 可以打我手机 我还有传呼机 If you can't get me, I'm on a cell phone and I've got a pager.
- 好的 谢谢 请代我谢谢伊内兹 - 不客气 谢谢 - OK. Thank you, and thank Inez for me. - No, thank you.
- 那"地狱厨房"呢? - 怎么了? - And what about 'Hell's Kitchen'? - What about it?
- 你还希望我找他们 对吧? - 不 我不想 - You still want me to pursue it, right? - No, I don't want you to.
- 好吧 我不会打电话给他们 但我会发邮件 - 你没有听到我说... - OK, I won't call 'em, but I'll email. - Are you not listening to...
我要挂电话了 好吗? 有电话打进来 I'm gonna go, OK? I got a call coming in.
好吧 我会通知你"地狱厨房"的情况 OK. Alright. I'll tell you how 'Hell's Kitchen' goes.
他妈的白痴 Fucking idiot.
天啊 Oh, man.
- 嘿 伊内兹 - 嗨 - Hey, Inez. - Hi.
- 你有跟简聊过吗? - 聊过了 我刚和她聊完 - Did you talk to Jen? - Yeah, I just got off with her.
- 然后呢? - 然后 呃 很糟糕 - And? - And, uh, you know, it's terrible.
你要我怎么说才明白? 我只是想煮东西 What do you want me to tell you? I just wanna cook.
船到桥头自然直 Everything is going to work out.
我在加卢斯时 好几个餐厅想挖我过去呢 Half-a-dozen places tried to poach me when I was back at Gauloises.
我计划下周安排一些面试 I'm trying to line up some interviews for next week.
很好 That's good.
对 所以听着 在我找到工作以前 Yeah, so, listen, until this whole job thing works out,
你可以帮我照顾波西吗? could you keep Percy for me?
但你还会带他去新奥尔良 对吧? But you're still taking him with you to New Orleans, right?
他在吗? Is he there?
我会跟他说 I'll tell him.
啊 让我... 亲自和他说 Ah, let me... let me talk to him.
让他接电话 Put him on.
嘿 老爸 如果去不了新奥尔良 我也懂的 Hey, Dad. I understand if we can't go to New Orleans.
噢 谢谢你这么说 Oh, man, thank you so much for saying that.
只是老爸现在工作太忙 你是最棒的 Just Daddy's so busy with work right now. You're the best.
有机会再去吧 Maybe some other time.
对 我们会去的 肯定会 谢谢你 Yes, we will, for sure. Thank you.
再见 'Bye.
噢 老大 Oh, Jefecito.
最近怎样 伙计? 大家看 老大来了 What's up, man? Look, everybody. Jefe's here.
来 给我来点喝的 高端酒 Come on, give me some drinks. Something premium.
给他来杯坎特一号 Ketel One for the man.
噢 老兄 到处都可以看到你 Oh, dude. Oh, you're everywhere.
- 你看到了? - 噢! - You saw it? - Ohh!
- 真糟糕 多糟糕啊? - 你看到了吗? 你看到了吗? - It's bad. How bad is it? - You saw it? You saw it? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
- 我看到了 无处不在 - 太糟糕了 - I saw it. It's everywhere. - It's terrible.
- 是不是很糟? - 你永远找不到工作了 - Is it bad? - You're never gonna work again.
不过我找到了 I am, though.
不 说真的 有人... 有人打电话给我 No, seriously, there are people... there are people who are calling me.
- 老兄 那太棒了 我为你高兴 - 是 是 - Dude. Oh, great. I'm glad to hear that. - Yes. Yes.
我知道你可以做到比这个更大的事情 I knew you would have something bigger than this.
- 你才不在乎回来这里上班 - 对 - You don't care about coming back here. - Yeah.
所以你回来告诉我你找到一帮厨子了? So you came back to tell me you got me a gig?
因为我也会像你那样离开加卢斯的 伙计 'Cause I'll leave Gauloises like that, baby.
不 相信我 第一个电话打过来就有了 No. Trust me, the first phone call as soon as something becomes real.
- 别再丢下我了 - 我不会的 - Don't leave me behind again. - I will not.
- 永远别再那样做 - 别打我 - Don't ever do that again. - Don't hit me.
- 这个家伙 - 拜托别打我 抱歉 - This guy. - Please don't hit me. I'm sorry.
我真的很抱歉 我很尴尬的 哥们 I'm really sorry. I was on the spot, bro.
我那天喝了酒 我... 我... 我不知道要做什么 I had been drinking that day. I... I... I didn't know what to do.
- 我实际上是个胆小鬼 我很抱歉 - 没事 过去了 - I'm a pussy, basically. I'm sorry. - It's OK. It's over.
- 我敢保证说的是真话 - 没事 你打算接下来做什么? - I vouch for that. - It's fine. What are you gonna do?
- 这是一个大机遇... - 但之后他们又把你放到视频网站上 - It's a big opport... - But then they put you on YouTube.
我觉得要为那个视频负责任 And I felt so responsible for that shit.
- 顺便提下 那个视频很好笑 - 有什么好笑的? - That shit was funny, by the way. - What was funny about it?
- 对我来说不好笑 - 只是我认识的所有人都看了 - It's not funny for me. - Just that everybody I know saw it.
- 我知道 我知道 - 我有点沾你的光了 - I know, I know. - I kinda felt famous by knowing you.
哪里好笑? 例如... 他们是... 笑我还是和我一起笑? Is it a little bit funny? Like... Like, is it... they're laughing at me or with me?
两种都有 A little bit of both.
他们和你一起欢笑 同时也笑你 They're laughing with you and at you at the same time.
- 真丢人 - 太糟糕了 真是悲剧 - It's so embarrassing. - Oh, it is terrible. It is so bad.
但同时也很搞笑 But it's funny too at the same time.
它让你有种另类的可爱 It makes you kind of likeable in a weird way.
对 那个家伙活该 大家都知道他活该 Yeah. That guy deserved it. Everybody knows that guy deserved it.
- 但说真的 我很抱歉 - 没问题 - But, seriously, I'm sorry. - It's alright.
我要自己做主 You know, I'm gonna land on my feet.
- 你会的 - 是啊 很好 我知道 - Oh, you will. - Yeah, good. I know.
- 我会再找下一帮厨子 - 我会支持你的 - I'll get my next gig. - I'll be there with you.
- 一切都会好起来 - 我现在是你的副厨师长 永远都是 - Everything will be fine. - I'm your sous-chef now and forever.
你再也不是我的副厨师长了 你现在是厨师长 You're not my sous-chef anymore. You are chef de cuisine.
- 但我根本不会当上... - 没关系 - But I wouldn't even be there... - It doesn't matter.
里瓦有一点是对的 Riva's right about one thing.
你已经准备好经营自己的厨房了 所以别搞砸了 You are ready to run your own kitchen. So don't blow it.
这对你是一个很好的机会 It's a big opportunity for you.
- 为托尼的新机遇举杯 - 为托尼的新机遇举杯 - To Tony's big new opportunity. - To Tony's big opportunity.
- 为厨师长举杯 - 我不喜欢以这种方式发生 - To chef de cuisine. - I don't like how it happened.
- 但我很开心发生了 好吗? - 双关语 兄弟 - But I'm happy it happened. OK? - Two words, man.
两位 我爱死你俩了 You guys. I love you fucking guys.
- 我爱你 托尼 我爱你 - 谢谢 厨师长 - I love you, Tony. I love you. - Thanks, Chef.
- 看看啊 - 呣 - Look at that. - Mmm.
我爱你们俩 I love both of you.
我们爱你 伙计 We love you, man.
我们在这儿来个三人行吧 来吧 来吧 Let's have a three-way right here. Come on. Come on.
- 等一会儿会儿 等下 等下 - 我爱你 伙计 - Hang on a second. Hang on. Hang on. - I love you, man.
- 你跟他和好了我真高兴 - 谢谢 你把垃圾扔了吗? - I'm glad you made up with him. - Thanks. Did you take the garbage out?
事实上没人给我打电话 The truth of the matter is nobody's calling me.
我完全没有事业前景 I got no job prospects whatsoever.
- 你之前收到的那些工作邀请呢? - 没有 一个都没了 全没了 - What about those offers you got? - No. They got none. It's all dried up.
- 为什么 因为网上那些事儿? - 肯定是因为网上那些事儿 - Why, from the online shit? - It must be from the online thing.
- 不会吧 - 我就像... 我就像是那只弹钢琴的猫 - Come on. - I'm like... I'm like a fucking cat playing a piano.
我都不知道这是在说什么 I don't even know what that means.
到处都看得到我 I'm everywhere.
好吗? 我就像... 就像是一个米姆 Okay? Like, I'm, like... I'm, like, a meme.
你知道什么叫米姆吗? 我就是个米姆 就是个低俗的笑话 Know what a meme is? I'm a meme. I'm a fucking meme.
凯尔 你需要休息一下 Carl, you need to take a break.
我一直都在休息 我休息得太多了 I've been on a break. I've had too much of a break.
- 不 你需要真正的休息 - 我需要工作 - No, you need a real break. - I need to work.
- 我需要回到厨房工作 我无所谓了 - 你不... 凯尔 - I need to get back to work in a kitchen. I don't care. - You don't... Carl Carl...
我真想我从没... 我真应该按照他的要求做菜 I wish I never would've op... I should've cooked the shit he wanted me to cook.
什么? 你打算... 你打算再到一个餐馆 给另一个里瓦打工吗? What? You gonna... You gonna go work for another Riva in some other restaurant?
自从我在这里认识你以来 你就没开心过 凯尔 You've been miserable here as long as I've known you, Carl.
- 这不是实话 我们过得可带劲了 - 是 我们是过得很带劲 - That's not true. We've had a blast. - Yes, we've had a blast.
然而现在是你离开的时候了 And now it's time for you to go.
你不再属于这里了 你知道的 You don't belong here anymore. You know it. Come on.
这是怎... 这个姑娘是谁啊? What's th... Who's this girl?
- 凯尔 - 怎么? - Carl. - What?
- 认真一点 - 我很认真 - Be real with me. - I am.
你忽视了你生命中很多 You've been ignoring a lot of things in your life
重要的东西 比如波西 that need your attention, like Percy.
如果你没注意到的话 我现在可不是个做爸爸的料 I'm not dad material right now, if you hadn't noticed.
我是个让人尴尬的存在 I'm embarrassing.
他在电脑上看到这些乱七八糟的东西 He sees all this shit on the computer.
- 好吧... - 他的朋友已经... - Well... - His friends have...
也许你该和他谈谈整件事 这很重要 Maybe it's important for you to talk to him about it, then.
- 我只是... - 他需要你 凯尔 - I just... - He needs you, Carl.
我... 我不了解他 好吗? 这年龄的孩子很难搞 I'm... I don't know him, Okay? He's at a weird age.
那你为什么不用这段时间去了解他呢? Why don't you take this time to get to know him?
我想要你开心 I want you to be happy.
你不开心 You're not happy.
在这里你永远不会开心 You're never gonna be happy here.
我不知道我要做什么 I don't know what I'm gonna do.
我从来没有这么迷茫过 我一直都知道的 I've never not known what I was gonna do. I've always known.
永远都有下个目标要完成 There's always been the next thing to do.
现在都结束了 我就... 像是没有方向了 And now that it's all ended, and I'm... I'm, like... I'm, like, fucking lost. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
我觉得这会是个很好的开始 I think that's a good place to start.
过来 Come here.
- 你最棒了 - 嗯 - You're the best. - Yeah.
- 我会坚守岗位的 我保证 - 好的 好好干 - I'll hold down the fort. I promise. - Okay. You do that.
谢谢 Thank you.
你好 弗洛拉 波西在吗? Hi, Flora. Percy here?
波西在吗? Percy aqui?
- 他在里面 - 你能告诉他我来了吗? - He's inside. - Can you tell him I'm here?
- 当然 - 谢谢 - Sure. - Thanks.
- 你好 - 你怎么在这儿? - Hi. - Why are you here?
我来这儿... 看看波西 I'm here to see... here to see Percy.
- 哦 - 好长时间没见了 - Oh. - It's been a while.
你来了我真高兴 不过你怎么没有打个电话说你会来? I'm glad you're here, but why didn't you call to say that you were coming?
- 我不知道 因为... - 他说他在睡觉 - I don't know, because... - He said he's sleeping.
- 好的 我去跟他聊聊 - 不 不 等等 - Okay. I'm gonna go talk to him. - No, no, wait one second.
她说"他说他在睡觉" 但是他如果真在睡觉 She said he says he's sleeping, but if he was sleeping,
她就会说"他在睡觉" 所以他不在睡觉 she'd just say he's sleeping, so he's not sleeping.
- 让我跟他谈谈 - 不 等等 你能先跟我谈谈吗? - Let me talk to him. - No. Wait. Can you talk to me for one second first?
好吗? 过来 Please? Come.
我和波西要去迈阿密看我父亲 Percy and I are going to Miami to see my father.
你能不能跟我们一起去? So why don't you come with us?
- 什么? - 对 跟我们一起去 - What? - Yeah, come with us.
你想让我去... 我... 我不能跟你们去迈阿密 You want me to go... I... I can't come with you to Miami.
我不... 我不... 我有一堆... I don't... I don't... I got all...
我没有... 我一分钱也没有 I don't... I don't have any money.
我得等着找另一份工作 等网上 推特上这些这所有乱七八糟的事都过去 I need to wait for another job, for all this shit to blow over
乱七八糟的事都过去 with the internet, Twitter, all that shit.
对 但是你知道 我可以先借你一些钱... Yeah, but you know, I could lend you some money before you...
我不想要你的钱 我不能接受你的施舍 I don't want your money. I can't take charity from you.
你知道因为不能跟你去新奥尔良 You know that he's really upset
他真的很难过 对吗? because he couldn't go with you to New Orleans, right?
他很伤心 他想你 He's hurt. He misses you.
好吧 你想让我怎么做? Okay. What do you want me to do?
你知道保姆上不了飞机 You know that the nannies can't get on the plane.
那你为什么不跟我们一起去 So why don't you come with us
然后我工作的时候 你就能照顾他? and you take care of him while I work?
所以你想让我跟着你们去照顾波西? So you need me to come with you to watch Percy?
- 对的 - 所以我就是个保姆? - Yeah. - So I'm the nanny?
是的 去迈阿密做他的保姆 Yes, his nanny, in Miami.
这说不定会很不错 对你来说那是充满回忆的地方 It might be good. That's where it all happened for you.
那是波西出生的地方 That's where Percy was born.
那是你获得第一份厨师长工作的地方 That's where you got your first job as a chef.
说不定这能帮你理清思绪 Maybe it will just, like, clear your mind out.
你觉得波西想要我去吗? You think Percy would be Okay with that?
波西一定很想的 Percy would love it.
恩? Hm?
你怎么说? What do you say?
我得先赶去开个小会 I have to run out for a quick meeting,
所以当你上楼后 确保一切都整理好了 so make sure when you go upstairs that everything is pressed,
给他点些吃的 确保他睡午觉 洗澡... order him some food, make sure he takes a nap, a bath...
- 等等 等等 午觉? - 让他为今晚做好准备 - Wait, wait, wait, a nap? - Get him ready for tonight.
- 我都10岁了 - 今晚会很漫长 - I'm 10. - It's gonna be a long night.
我们要去看外公演出 We're gonna see Abuelito play.
- 哪儿? 在"今日如昨"酒吧? - 没错 - Where? At... At Hoy Como Ayer? - Mm-hm.
- 他会不会年龄有点小? - 年龄太小? - Isn't he a little young for that? - Young for what?
他不可能一直表演下去 He's not gonna perform forever.
他想他的外孙能至少去看他表演一次 He wants his grandson to see him play at least once.
好吧 那最好看好他 Alright, well, better keep an eye on him.
- 那地方有时候还混乱的 - 我看好他? - That place could get pretty crazy. - Me keep an eye?
你也得去的 That's why you're going too.
- 我们在哪儿? - 这是小哈瓦那地区 - Where are we? - This is Little Havana.
- 就像在"侠盗猎车手"里一样? - 不 这是我长大的地方 - Like in Grand Theft Auto? - No, this is where I grew up.
- 真的? - 是的 - You did? - Yes.
这也是外公生活和工作的地方 And this is where Abuelito lives and works.
外公还在工作? 他做什么的? Grandpa still works? What does he do?
我看不见了 I can't see.
- 不 爸爸 - 他说什么? - Eh, no, Papa. - What did he say?
不 他问我们复合了吗? No, he's asking if we're back together.
不 不 我们只是朋友 我帮忙照看孩子 No, no, we're friends. I'm helping watch the baby.
等等 他在... 我不明白 Wait, what's he... I don't understand.
他说你比上次见面的时候 He said that you look like you've gained a couple of pounds
看上去胖了几磅 since he saw you last.
也许是自从上次见面 我明白了 Maybe since last time, I understand,
但是 事实上 我最近减了... 减了15磅 but, actually, recently, I'm down... I'm down 15 pounds.
- 20? - 他说他瘦了20磅 - 20? - He's saying that he lost 20 pounds.
- 20 - 我知道... 我知道他说了什么 但是我减了... - 20. - I know... I know what he said. But I'm down...
那是在两个月里 我减了... 在... 在两个星期里 我减了15磅 That is in two months. I'm down... In... In two weeks, I've lost 15.
我的衣服都不... 都不合身了 My suit doesn't even... doesn't even fit me anymore.
他说他的裤子可能会掉下来 He's saying his pants might fall.
20磅 20 20 pounds. 20.
他为什么一定要说20? 我说15 他说20 Why does he have to say 20? I say 15, he says 20.
我能... 好吧 I could... Alright.
这真的很好吃 我们应该叫醒波西 让他尝一个 These are really good. We should wake up Percy so he can try one.
他说他知道 让他睡吧 太晚了 He say he knows. Let him sleep. It's too late.
不 但是他从没尝过正宗的古巴三明治 我想让他尝尝 No, but he's never had a real Cuban sandwich. I want him to try it.
他说你应该给他做一个 He says you should make him one.
我... 我想让他在这儿尝个正宗的 在小哈瓦那 I... I want him to have a real one from here, from Little Havana.
阿布罗... 一切还好吗? Abuelo... Everything Okay? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
这真的很好吃 This is really good, by the way.
你做的要好太多 Yours are way better.
你觉得人们喜欢在家里吃到这样的食物吗? You think people would like this kind of food back home?
- 你觉得他们会喜欢? - 对啊 这是真材实料 为什么不喜欢? - You think they would like it? - Yeah, it's real food. Why not?
- 也许我会和马文谈谈 - 好呀 - Maybe I'll talk to Marvin. - Mm-hm.
我想听听跟他的看法 Let me hear him out. You know.
看看他对流动餐车有什么想法 See what he's got in mind for the food truck.
你觉得他在吗? Think he's in town?
我不知道 但我可以明天我打个电话给他问问看 I don't know, but, you know, I can find out tomorrow... I'll call him.
你知道他在这儿 是不是就因为这个你才把我带出来? You know he's here. Is this the whole reason you brought me out?
我不知道你在说什么 I don't know what you're talking about.
尝尝这个 酸奶太棒了 Try this. The yogurt's amazing.
我爱酸奶 I love yogurt.
你就是一烂人 You're full of shit.
你好 我是凯尔·卡斯帕 我来这儿见马文 Hi. I'm Carl Casper. I'm here to see Marvin.
- 鞋套? - 抱歉? - Booties? - Excuse me?
如果你不想脱鞋的话 In case you don't want to remove your shoes.
谢谢 Thank you.
请跟我来 Follow me, please.
- 卡斯帕来了 - 最近怎么样? - Casper's here. - How ya doing?
- 你来我真高兴 看看你 - 都还好吗? - Glad you're here. Look at you. - How's it going?
过来这儿 凯蒂 过来 Come over here. Candy, come over here.
你真是太养眼 You're a sight for sore eyes.
你不想吃些什么吗? 我要看到你吃些东西 Wouldn't you want to eat something? I want to see you eat something.
好吗? 我很担心 吃些饼干什么的 Alright? I'm worried. Eat some crackers or something.
谢谢 Thanks.
你看你 Look at you.
她怀孕了 才发现的 She's pregnant. Just found out.
这... 刚才这个? The... This one?
她五秒钟前刚把验孕棒给我看的 Pissed on a stick, came in, laid it on me five seconds ago.
所以... 是你的吗? Is it... So it's yours?
我不知道 她是这么说的 I don't know. That's what she's saying.
- 你不... - 我知道 - You don't... - I know.
有个问题... 因为她是我最好的前台 I got a problem, 'cause she's... best receptionist I've ever had.
- 对 - 好消息是我08年就结扎了 - Yeah. - Good news is I had my tubes tied in '08.
所以 显然她还是一个大骗子 So, clearly, she's also a fucking liar.
- 好吧 那的确够呛 - 你要喝点什么吗? - Right. That's tough. - What do you want?
你要椰子汁吗? You want a coconut water?
- 呃... - 你还好吗? - Um... - You Okay?
我很好 我很好 I'm alright. I'm alright.
- 你要杯喝的吗? - 我想... 不用了 - Do you want a drink? - I would... No.
我们一起做决定吧 从现在开始 Let's make some decisions together. Let's start right here.
- 好的 那么... - 我们先从简单的开始 - Alright, so... - Let's start off easy.
我们有一大堆要讨论的 这里有四种布料样品 对吗? We got shit to talk about. Look, bang, you got four swatches, right?
我们先从简单的开始 然后再讨论那些不愉快的话题 Let's start off easy and then we'll get into the uncomfortable stuff.
- 选啊 - 这... 这是给... - Pick it. - The... For the...
放这里的? 我不知道 For here? I don't know.
是 我打算在这铺个地毯 Yeah, I'm putting a carpet down,
因为人们总在这滑来滑去 好像这里是他妈的溜冰场一样 'cause people keep slippin' around like it's a fuckin' ice rink in here.
你总可以让他们... 把鞋套脱了 然后... You could always get 'em... take the booties off and, uh...
做不到啊 Can't do that.
我不知道 我们选这个? We'll go with, I don't know, this one?
- 你喜欢这个? - 我觉得... - You like that one? - I think...
如果我必须... 但如果你不打算刷遍墙的话 我选这个... If I had to... But if you're not gonna paint, I would...
这看起来跟什么都很搭 This just seems like it goes with anything.
人不是在墙上走路的 凯尔 People aren't walking on the walls, Carl.
如果我想要的话 也可以留着 Or I could keep it if I want.
- 这... - 把孩子留下 - The... - Keep the kid.
- 对 - 尽管知道那不是我的 - Yeah. - Knowing that it's not mine.
- 是的 - 要知道 我曾经是个好人 - Yes. - You know, for once, I'm a good guy.
她在我的桌子上 我跟她来了一发 She stays on my desk and I fucking got something on her.
不过你来决定 你怎么想? But you decide. What do you think?
我们是... 我们现在是在讨论地毯 Are we... we're talking about the carpet now
还是在讨论 呃... 这... or are we talking about the, um... the...
- 我们是在讨论... - 我已经不知道了 - We're talking about... - I don't even know anymore.
我想 呃... I think, um...
我会选棕色的 I'd go with the brown.
至于那个 那是个私人... 那是... And as far as that goes, that's a personal... that's...
- 我不知道 - 你不是个可怜虫 好吗? - I don't know. - You're not a turd, Okay?
我不想让你觉得来这里感觉自己很卑微 I don't want you to feel that way coming in here with your hat in your hand.
你在网上那视频太疯狂了 棒极了 You went fucking crazy on the Internet. That was awesome.
你失去了尊重 这点我喜欢 因为这是激情 You lost respect, which I love, 'cause it's passion.
你知道自己失去了一切 You know, you lost everything.
你知道自己不是一个失败者 但是你失败了 对吗? You know, you're not a loser, but you have lost, Okay?
你不是一个失败的可怜虫 You're not a turd, a turd that lost.
我不认为 我觉得自己像个可怜虫 I don't know that I feel like a turd.
- 很好 - 我觉得我像是过了很糟糕的一周 - Good. - I feel like I had a bad week.
我丢了工作 我让自己在网上出尽洋相 I feel like I lost my job. I made an ass of myself on the internet.
我离婚了 我老了 我分文没有 I'm divorced. I'm old. I got no money.
我住在威尼斯区的一个破公寓里 I live in a shitty apartment in Venice.
但是你知道什么会让我觉得像个可怜虫吗? But you know what makes me feel like a turd?
就是我在我前妻的前夫的办公室里来寻求他妈的帮助 That I'm in my ex-wife's ex-husband's office and asking for a fucking favour
然后他却一直在给我脸色看 and all he's doing is busting my balls.
我喜欢这谦逊的态度 这很好 I like this humility. It's good.
说实话 流动餐车是个很好的想法 你知道我什么意思吗? Truth be told, food trucks are a great idea. You know what I mean?
我想我们还是讲点简单的 I think we take it back to something simple.
让我想想我是不是还有什么要说的 我都不是很清楚 Let me see if I got something to say anymore. I don't even know.
- 这没问题 - 我会还给你的 - It's no problem. - I'll pay you back.
只要对你来说不是很奇怪... 我不想让你觉得好像 As long as it's not weird for you... I don't want you to feel like
因为你和伊内兹在一起过还睡了 because you were with Inez and you guys were sleeping together
然后我也跟她在一起过 我们还有过这个... and I was with her and we had this...
我跟她在一起 然后你也跟她在一起 然后也许之后我跟她睡了 I was with her, then you were with her, and then maybe I fucked her after.
我都不知道我们之间发生了什么 I don't even know what happened with us.
我有次为了看快船队的比赛来洛杉矶 I came out to LA for a Clippers game once
然后我想我们一起喝了几杯酒 然后我们上了岛 and I think we had a couple of drinks and we went to Islands.
- 然后我想她... - 你们之间发生了什么? - And I think she had... - What happened between you two?
我甚至不... 你知道吗? 这不重要 重要的是这个 I don't even... You know what? It doesn't matter. Here's what happened.
我们在讨论的是一辆88年的全白雪弗兰流动餐车 We're talking about a white-on-white '88 Chevy Grumman food truck.
这是你梦想的崭新油画布 It's a blank canvas for your dreams.
我让他们把它开过来 I'm gonna have 'em pull it around.
谢谢你 Thank you.
没看到它之前 先别急着谢我 Don't thank me till you see it.
是啊 我现在在迈阿密 Yeah. I'm in Miami now.
你那些面试怎么了? What happened to those interviews you had?
都黄了 None of the prospects panned out.
- 真的? - 是啊 - For real? - Yeah.
真够呛 It sucks.
我想你要在那儿待上一段时间了 兄弟 I guess you'll have to stay there for a while, bro.
嘿 凯尔 听着 我不知道你听说了没有 但是... Hey, Carl. Hey, papi, mira, I don't know if you heard or not, but um...
我升职了 伙计 成了副厨师长 I got bumped up, man, to sous-chef.
- 副厨师长? - 对啊 - Sous-chef? - Yeah.
开玩笑! 那真是太赞了! No shit! That's excellent!
恭喜啊 伙计 那真是了不得 Congratulations, man. That's a big deal.
谢谢 伙计 你这么说对我很重要 真的 Thank you, man. That means a lot coming from you, seriously.
对的 但说我说得够多了 那么... 你打算怎么做? Yeah, but enough about me. What... So, what are you gonna do?
你会笑出来的 You're gonna laugh.
- 我弄了辆流动餐车 - 真的假的! - I got a food truck. - Get the hell out!
说真的 你他妈的整了一辆小吃车? No shit. You got a fucking taco truck?
托尼! 托尼 凯尔他妈的整了一辆小吃车 Tony! Tony, Carl's got a fucking taco truck.
真的? For real?
- 老大! 卖玉米饼那种东西吗? - 我才... - Jefe! Like with tacos and shit? - I just...
对的 我猜也是 你打算做些什么? Yeah, I would assume. What are you gonna cook?
古巴三明治 香蕉 米烧鸡 You know, Cuban sandwiches, plátanos, arroz con pollo.
像我们以前家吃的那些简单的东西 Simple shit like we used to do for family meal.
是啊 我还记得那些日子 兄弟 Oh, yeah, I remember those days, man.
- 他妈的他在整一辆小吃车? - 该死的 - Fuck he doing with a taco truck? - Goddamn.
- 我现在还真想吃点那些东西 - 他整一辆小吃车能干什么? - I'd love some of that shit now. - What's he doing with a taco truck?
- 这很好 对吗? 这会很棒的 - 是的 - It's good, right? It could be cool. - Yeah.
挂电话咯 兄弟 我们干活了! Get the fuck off the phone, bro. Let's go!
知道了 知道了! 真抱歉 兄弟 Alright, alright, alright! I'm sorry. I'm sorry, man.
匈奴王阿提拉叫我了 我得挂了 兄弟 Attila the Hun is calling me. I gotta go, man.
好的 保重 兄弟 Alright. Be good, man.
- 这是那辆新车吗? - 这就是 这就是那辆餐车 - Is this the new truck? - This is it. This is the truck.
- 啊! - 它的骨架不错 - Ahh! - It's got good bones.
当然也需要好好收拾收拾 It's gonna need a lot of work, though.
什么不需要呢? What doesn't?
想看看吗 小家伙? Wanna take a look around, champ?
- 一定要吗? - 去! - Do I have to? - Go!
去看看你爸爸的新餐车 Go and look at your dad's new truck.
我能... 呃... 我能问你个问题吗? Can I... uh... Can I ask you a question?
出什么事了吗? Is something wrong?
- 你和他睡过了吗? - 和谁? - Did you sleep with him? - With who?
和马文 你和他睡过了吗? With Marvin. Did you sleep with Marvin?
我当然啦 他是我的前夫 But of course I did. He's my ex-husband.
我的意思是 自从我们离婚之后 你睡过... I mean, since we were divorced. Have you slept... 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
你最后一次是和谁睡的 我还是他? Who... Who did you sleep with last, him or me?
我很抱歉 但我在和你离婚之后干了什么... I'm sorry, but this is none of your business what I did...
- 我觉得可能有关系 - 这不关你任何事 - I think it might be. - After I divorce you.
再说 你跟你那性感的女招待干了些什么 我可从没问过 Second of all, I don't ask you what you do with your hot ittle waitress.
- 这可完全不一样 - 对 真的 - That's completely different. - OK, really.
- 而且不公平 - 对 没错 - And that's not fair. - Yeah, yeah.
这是个你爱的而且跟你共同生活的人... This is somebody you loved and shared a life with...
为什么我们一定要现在来讨论这个? Why do we have to talk about this right now?
因为我跟这个家伙开了一次商务会议 Because I took a business meeting with the guy.
- 现在不是时候 - 就是现在 我想知道原因 - This is not the moment. - It is. I wanna know why.
他笑得像是抓住我什么把柄 He's smiling like he's got something on me.
- 我不知道是什么 - 拜托 你了解他 - I dunno what it is. - Please, you know him.
- 我知道他是什么人 - 你知道他是什么人 有谁在意呢? - I do know how him. - You know how he is. So who cares?
- 我在意! - 你为什么想知道? - I care! - Why do you need to know?
- 我只是想... - 好 - I just would like to... - OK.
这跟我没关系 我只是想知道而已 It doesn't bother me. I just wanna know.
听我说 我曾经非常伤心 非常寂寞 Just listen. I was very sad. I was very lonely.
- 而你比谁都清楚... - 好了 别说了 够了 - And you, more than anyone, know... - OK. That's it. That's enough.
我喝了几杯之后会怎么样 How I get after I have a couple of drinks.
- 我不想知道细节 - 我... - I don't want to know the details. - I get...
听我说 我不是你的女朋友 Please. I'm not one of your girlfriends.
- 不要告诉我 别再说了 - 他是我的初恋 - Don't tell me. Stop talking. - He was my first.
- 好了 孩子在这里 - 事情就顺其自然地发生了 - OK, the kid's here. - It came out like a natural, organic thing.
- 我不想知道这个 - 我们没有... - I don't want to know about this. - We didn't...
我们没有一起睡 We didn't go through with it.
我们坐下来 然后意识到我们只是朋友 Sat there and we realised we're just good friends.
好像有东西死在那里了 I think there's something dead in there.
好 去看看 也许是只老鼠 Uhh. OK, go and look for it. Maybe it's a rat.
- 我们去看老鼠 - 我得去工作了 我会回来的 - Let's go look for the rat. - I have to work, and I'll be back.
- 不 等等 等等 - 你要走? 不 不行 - No, wait, wait, wait. - You're going? No, no, no.
你不能走 You can't leave.
你说过你会帮我的 好吗? You said you were going to help me, OK?
跟着你爸爸干活 很有趣的 Go work with your dad. It's fun.
我晚点会回来 拜 I'll be back later. 'Bye.
好啦 拿上那个桶 装满它 Alright. Take that bucket, fill it.
- 看见水管了吗? - 嗯 - See the hose? - Mm-hm.
垃圾 垃圾 垃圾 Trash, trash, trash.
留着 留着 Save that, save that.
留着金属的那个 Save the metal ones.
啊! Ugh!
翻过来 Tip it over.
好啦 小子 Alright, buddy.
我有礼物给你 I got some presents for you.
看这个 Watch this.
钢丝球刷 明白吧? Steel wool, right?
- 嗯 - 刷子用力擦 明白吧? - Mm-hm. - Scrub brush. Right?
我要你把整辆车这么洗一遍 I want you to do that on the whole truck.
嘿 小子 你不用洗那个 我们要扔了它 Hey, buddy, you don't have to clean that. We're throwing it out.
好吗? 洗点别的 Alright? Clean something else.
好了 看起来不错 现在去洗橱柜 Alright, that looks good. Clean out the lowboy now.
- 什么? - 橱... - The what? - The low...
冰箱里面 就这个 洗干净 The reach-in fridge, right here. Clean this out.
哦! 就是它 Ohh! That's it.
臭味就是这里来的 那是什么? That's where the smell's coming from. What is that?
我不知道 管它是什么 处理干净 I don't know. Whatever it is, clean it out.
- 哦... - 你这是在干什么? - Ohh... - What the hell are you doing?
- 你跟我说处理干净的 - 别扔到垃圾桶里 - You told me to clean it out. - Not throw it in the garbage.
那个铁盘子还很好 洗干净它 That's a perfectly good hotel pan. Scrub it out.
不 太恶心了! 我不要洗那个 No, that's gross! I'm not cleaning that out.
- 把它从垃圾桶捡起来 - 开玩笑吗? - Pick it out of the garbage. - Are you kidding?
- 太恶心了 - 你不能把它扔垃圾桶里 - It's disgusting. - You don't throw it in the garbage.
就像我们留下的其它东西一样 洗干净就好了 Like we saved the rest of the stuff. Let's just clean it out.
不 No.
- 把它从垃圾堆里捡起来 - 不 - Pick it out of the trash. - No.
把它从垃圾桶里捡起来 Pick it out of the trash can.
你想在厨房里干活 You wanted to work in a kitchen.
这就是在厨房里干的活 好吗? This is what working in a kitchen is, OK?
- 我们不能把废品扔了 - 没错 我想到厨房来 然后做菜 - We don't throw shit out. - Yeah, I wanted to come and cook.
- 不是洗这个! - 把它从垃圾桶里捡起来! - Not clean it! - Pick it out of the garbage!
不! 我洗了你的整辆破车! No! I cleaned your whole stupid truck!
你为什么这样对我! Why are you so mean to me!
嘿 我没能联系上你妈妈 Hey, I can't get a hold of your mom.
但是你... 车看起来很棒 But you... The truck looks great.
你做得很棒 对不起 我态度不好 You did a great job. I'm sorry I was mean.
是我不对 That wasn't right of me.
我打算挑些车上用的厨具 I gotta pick up some equipment for the truck.
在妈妈打电话回来前 你想跟着我 帮我挑个炉子吗? You wanna come with me and help me pick out a stove till Mom calls back?
好 Fine.
好啦 我们出发 Alright. Let's go.
你知道这是什么吗? You know what this is?
- 炸薯条? - 没错 油炸锅 - French fries? - That's right, a fryer.
这个就是我们要的 好了 走吧 This is the one we need right here. Come on, let's go.
下面是双对流烤箱 这是真正的主力 Double convection oven underneath. It's a real workhorse.
六十英尺 我想他们可以放进车里 你觉得呢? 60 inches. I think we could fit them on the truck. What do you think?
- 就它吧 - 就这个了 好的 搞定 - Let's get it. - Let's get this one. Good. Done.
这个... 呃 我们要的在这里 This is the... Ah, here's what we need.
这是我要找的 就在那儿 This is the thing I was looking for. Right there.
- 乔治·福尔曼烤箱? - 这不是乔治·福尔曼烤箱 - A George Foreman grill? - That's not a George Foreman grill.
乔治·福尔曼烤箱: 一种电加热烤箱 由拳击冠军乔治·福尔曼的推广而闻名世界
这个叫铁板烤箱 我用它来做古巴三明治 It's called a plancha. We make Cuban sandwiches on that.
这是我们全部生活的关键 我们需要两个 This is the key to our entire livelihood. We need two of these.
看起来不错 你知道吗? Looks good. You know what?
我们还要一个六英尺长 塑料手柄的厨师刀 Let's also get the 6-inch chef's knife with the plastic handle.
- 那你需要刀架 - 对 再要一个刀套 - Then you need also the holder. - Yeah, let's get a cover as well.
好 你看这个 波西? OK, you see this, Percy?
这是厨师的刀子 That's a chef's knife.
真正的厨师刀 A real chef's knife.
这不是玩具 明白吗? It's not a toy. You understand?
这东西很锋利 要是你不小心 它会把你送进医院 This thing's sharp. It can send you to the hospital if you're not careful.
我会教你怎么用它 I'll teach you how to use this thing.
但厨师刀是属于厨师的 而不是厨房 But a chef's knife, it belongs to the chef, not to the kitchen.
所以你有责任让它保持锋利 干净 别弄丢了 So it's your responsibility to keep it sharp, clean, not to lose it.
- 你能做到吗? - 可以 - Can you handle that? - Yes.
这是把好刀 This is a good knife.
如果你小心保养它 它可以用很长时间 It'll last you a long time if you take care of it.
别弄丢了 Don't lose it.
不会的 谢谢 I won't. Thank you.
它是你的了 You earned it.
我们怎么把它搬上车? How are we gonna get it in the truck?
马文说我们可以请他手下的人来帮我们 Well, Marvin said we could use some of his guys to help out.
嘿 伙计! 你们好? Hey, guys! Hello?
我是凯尔 这是我的车 I'm Carl. This is my truck.
我需要人手帮忙把这个厨具搬上车 I need some help moving this equipment in.
马文说你们也许能帮我 Marvin said that you guys might help me.
知道了 介意我借这个用吗? I got it. Mind if I borrow this?
升到最高 Get to the top floor.
也许能再高点? Maybe a little higher?
难的是把它搬上车 The hard part was getting it over to the truck,
现在我们必须得翻过来 and now we just have to tip.
要是有人到后挡板那里就好了 If I can get one end up on the tailgate.
好 OK.
嘿 嘿 别这么搬 你会打破东西的 伙计 Oh, hey, hey. Don't do that. You're gonna rupture something, man.
- 嘿! - 马汀! - Hey! - Martin!
嘿 捣蛋鬼 怎么样? 过得好吗? Hey, killer, what's up? How you doing, little gangster, huh?
- 你来这里做什么? - 我告诉过你 伙计 我说过的 - What the hell you doing here? - I warned you, man. I warned you.
要是你有新的工作 我会抛下一切来给你打下手 记得吗? If you got another gig, I was gonna drop everything to be your line cook. Didn't I?
这只是辆餐车 而你现在是副厨师长 This is a food truck. You're a sous-chef now.
怎么? 餐车不需要副厨师长? So? Food trucks don't need a sous-chef?
行 好吧 你被雇用了 但没有工资 OK, fine. You're hired. Pays nothing.
- 我接受 - 好极了! - I'll take it. - Nice!
- 你吓不倒我的 朋友 - 非常感谢 - You're not gonna scare me, buddy. - Thank you so much.
你肯定在一挂电话就跑去飞机场了 You must've jumped on a plane as soon as we got off the phone.
哥们 当我听到你的声音 我想的是"这就是我想要的" Dude, when I heard your voice, I was like, "That's what I wanna do."
- 很高兴你来了 - 我也是 哥们 - I'm so happy you're here. - Me too, man.
- 我们要把这个搬上车 - 是吗? - We're trying to get this in the truck. - Yeah?
我需要一些杠杆和支点之类的东西 I need some sort of, like, lever and fulcrum.
用力 各位 大家一起来 用力 Come on, everybody. Everybody together. Come on.
他妈的... 不 这样不行 Holy sh... No, we can't do this.
不行 会弄伤我们的 不 不 不行 No way, not without one of us hurting ourselves. No, no, no, don't.
停 停 住手 我来 我有办法 Stop. Stop. I got it, I got it.
凯尔 别急 Carl, easy.
- 会说西班牙语真好 - 那当然 - It's good to know Spanish. - You gotta, man.
谢谢 谢谢各位 Thank you. Thank you, guys.
- 啊! - 好 行了 - Ah! - OK, good.
- 不错 - 接着是油炸锅? - Nice. - Fryer next?
不 不 别管那个油炸锅 No, no, forget the freaking fryer, man. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
我会装满这个丙烷罐 I'm gonna fill up the propane tanks,
你去超市... 买西班牙啤酒 不要其它啤酒 you go to the market... get cerveza, not beer.
我不能去超市 我们要安装油炸锅 把蒸汽池扔掉 I can't go to the market. We gotta hook up the fryer. Get rid of the steam pit.
不 在你回来之前 我会让所有东西一尘不染 No, by the time you get back, I'll have this all spotless and cleaned up.
还得腌很多东西 I got lots of marinating to do.
我答应让这些人吃上一生中最棒的三明治 I promised these people the best sandwich of their lives.
- 好 可以 那么... - 给我点运气 - OK. Good. So... - Get me the mojo.
好 那你需要什么? 橙汁 洋葱 大蒜 OK, so, what do you need? Oranges, onion, garlic.
没错 我们为什么不加点果汁呢? That's right. Why don't we juice it up a little bit, huh?
- 青椒 - 辣椒 香菜 - Tomatillo. - Some chillies, yeah. Cilantro.
- 现在赶紧离开这里 - 走吧 - Now get the hell outta here. - Let's go.
好了 听着 关键在于你要找到原材料 OK, look, the key is, you gotta look for ingredients
然后这些原材料会让你想到做什么菜 and then that gives you ideas of what to cook.
比如说 这是丝兰 对吧? Like, this is yucca, right?
拿一些这个 那些看起来不错 看见没? Get some of that. Those look great. See that?
然后... 哦 到这儿来 And... Oh, come here.
你知道这是什么吗? You know what this is?
呃 香蕉? Uh, bananas?
这个叫大蕉 香蕉的一种 That's called a plantain. Plátanos.
这些是熟的 摸起来软的? These are maduros. Feel, soft?
- 嗯 - 这种是甜的 - Mm-hm. - That's the sweet kind.
但我们要绿色的这种 给你 拿着这个 But we want the green ones. Here. Hang onto this.
这是做炸香蕉片的原材料 This is what you make tostones with.
那是马汀的最爱 That's Martin's favourite.
- 我来拿 我来拿 - 拿得动吗? 太多吗? - I got it. I got it. - You got it? Too much?
- 拿得动 - 好 - I got it. - OK.
- 小心狼蛛 过来 - 什么? - Watch out for tarantulas. Come on. - What?
啊! 很好 Ahh! That's good.
看看 Oh, look at that.
都是我的杰作 宝贝 Oh, yeah. My masterpiece, baby.
- 真漂亮 - 迈阿密 我回来了! - That's beautiful. - Miami, I am back. Pow!
你本可以直接在商店买这个 我觉得那里有得卖 You could have just bought this at the store. I think they sold it there.
- 你确定这是你儿子吗? - 不清楚 - You sure that's your son, man? - I don't know.
你最好做个亲子鉴定 You'd better get a paternity test.
- 哦 看起来难以相... - 我能尝点吗? - Oh, that looks incred... - Can I have some?
马汀 Oh, Martin.
- 拜托 给我一点 - 这不是商店买的 - Please, just gimme some. - It's not from the store.
- 你可能不喜欢 - 这个肥而不腻 你知道吗? - You might not like it. - It's fatty but not heavy, you know?
- 你不想吃这个 - 我想吃 - You don't want any of this. - Yes, I do.
- 你很可能是素食主义者 你不能吃 - 我不是素食者 - You're probably vegan. You can't eat it. - I'm not vegan.
- 这不是商店买的 - 天啊 - It's not from the store. - Oh, my God.
- 马汀 拜托 我能尝尝吗? - 稍等 - Martin, come on. Can I have some? - Hold on a second.
- 我能给他一点吗 马汀? - 哥们 他不... - Can I give him a piece, Martin? - Nah, man, he's not...
- 好吧 让我想想 - 就一点点 尝尝看 - Alright. Let me think about it. - Just a little piece. Let's see.
- 很好吃 - 很好吃? - Pretty good. - Pretty good?
- 很好吃? 别骗我! - 比商店的好吃? - Pretty good? Come on! - Better than the store?
再来一点 最后一点 One more. Just one more.
你这辈子尝过的最好吃的东西 说出来 小子 The best shit you ever had in your life. Come on, man.
哦 再给我一点 要是你打算给他一点 也给我一点 Oh, give me another one. If you're gonna give him some, give me some.
- 别小气 - 我还要 - Don't be cheap. - I want more.
你忘了? 我们做些三明治 You know what? Let's make some sandwiches.
- 没错 老大 我们开始吧 - 好了 准备好了? - Yes, sir. Let's get to it. - Alright. Ready to go?
嘿 小子 烤箱烫了吗? Hey, little man, is the plancha red-hot?
- 哈? - 我? - Huh? - Me?
不 我在跟烤箱说话 没错 是你 No, I'm talking to the grill. Yeah, you.
- 我去碰它吗? - 你觉得呢? - Do I touch it? - Well, what do you think?
- 不行 - 没错 不行 天才 - No. - That's right. No, genius.
嘿 听着 过来 听我说 Hey, look. Come over here, look.
- 看见这个水了吗? - 嗯 - See this water? - Mm-hm.
- 砰 烫了吗? - 烫了 - Bang. Is it hot? - Yes.
- 告诉他烫了 - 烫了 - Tell him it's hot. - It's hot.
- 好 - 跟你爸爸的内裤一样烫吗? - OK. - Is it hot as your daddy's underwear?
很好 现在看着 过来这里 Good. Now, watch. Come over here.
开始啦 很好 完美 Here we go, papi. Perfect. Perfecto.
现在看着我 看我在做什么 Now, watch me. Watch what I'm doing.
两片火腿 三片猪肉 Two slices of ham, three of pork.
- 现在过来这里 - 大师出场 - Now come over here. - Now the maestro.
两片芝士... 一 二 Two slices of cheese... one, two.
- 两片泡菜 - 我能加泡菜吗? - Two pickles. - Can I do pickles?
大泡菜 很好 一 二 Big pickles. Nice. One, two.
现在看这个 加上... 芥末酱 从头到尾 Now, watch this. Take this... mustard, from end to end.
好 OK.
从一边到另一边 现在从前到后 You go side to side, not forward and back.
现在 这是最重要的一步 Now, this is the most important part.
- 这是古巴三明治的标志 - 好了 - This is what makes it a Cubano. - OK.
- 抹上黄油 看见没? - 嗯 - Take the butter. See that? - Yeah.
在上面 加一点点 On top. Take a little bit.
在烤箱上抹上黄油 Butter the grill.
放进去 就像这样 In. Just like that.
现在看着 Now, watch.
我要你看着面包变成金色 I want you to watch for the bread to get golden.
我要你看着芝士融化 I want you to watch for the cheese to melt.
等芝士融化了 面包成金色又没有焦的时候 When that cheese is melted and that bread's golden, but not burnt,
你叫我 你告诉我完成了 我们再来检查 好吗? you call me, you tell me it's done and we'll check, OK?
- 好 - 盯着它 - OK. - Keep an eye on it.
我要你看看每个器具 每个人都在做什么 I want you to watch everything everybody's doing,
因为等我们忙不过来的时候 你必须随时来打下手 because when we're hopping, you're gonna have to jump in on the line
帮助我们 and help out.
- 我觉得好了 - 你觉得好了? - I think it's done. - You think it's done?
- 看看 - 看见金色的程度没? - Oh, look at that. - See how golden that is?
- 你每次都要做成这样 - 干得好 - That's how you want it every time. - Nice job.
等你加入进来的时候 你要像机器人一样 You gotta be like a robot when you're on a line.
你很棒 孩子 你很棒 You're the shit, baby. You're the shit.
好吗? OK?
嗯! 三等分 Mmm! Three equal pieces.
- 看看我们做的 - 好了 开吃吧 - Let's see what we got. - Alright, here we go.
- 哦 好烫 - 啊 我尝尝 - Oh, hot. - Ah. Let me see.
看看这芝士 Look at that cheese.
- 天啊 大哥 - 太棒了 - Oh, my God, man. - This is the shit.
- 就是这味道 - 哦! - This is it. - Oh!
- 就是这味道 - 就是这味道 - This is it. - This is it.
- 难以置信 - 这就叫"真地道" - It's incredible. - This is empingao.
- 真地道! - 真地道 哥们 - Oh, empingao! - Empingao, man.
- 好吃吗? - 太棒了 - So, is it good? - It's amazing.
我想我们可以开张了 Then I guess we're open.
等等 等等 开张? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We're open?
我还没吃完我的三明治 I didn't get to finish my sandwich.
- 你们来了 - 我做什么? - Here you go. - What do I do?
切面包 Cut the bread.
那里有啤酒 There's cerveza down there.
小子 给我榛子 再给点火腿 Little man, get me hazelnuts, get me some more ham.
好 OK.
好的 我这里完成四个 Alright, I got four right here.
嘿 老大 这音乐太难听了 Hey, jefe, this sound system sounds like ass.
我亲戚认识一个能提供我们需要所有音乐的人 But my cousin knows a guy who'll hook us up with all our musical necessities.
我的信用卡都刷爆了 而且我们还没有收食物的钱 My credit cards are maxed out and we're not charging for food yet.
- 所以音乐的事以后再说 - 但你看起来很高兴 对吗? - So we'll wait on the sound system. - But you look happy, baby, don't you?
- 很高兴 很高兴 - 没错 那才是最重要的 - So happy. So happy. - Yeah, that's what's champing it.
啊! Uh-huh!
- 我完成一个 - 哇哦 哇哦 - I got one. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 这个焦了 - 怎么办? - That's burnt. - So?
他们不会买的 They're not paying for it.
跟我来 下车 Come with me. Get off the truck.
- 你能搞定吗? - 可以 交给我 你们下去吧 - You got this? - Yeah, I got it. You get down.
稍等一下 Slow down for a second.
- 你觉得无聊吗? - 不会 我喜欢 - Is this boring to you? - No, I like it.
对 我爱这个 Yeah, well, I love it.
我这辈子所有美好的事情都来源于此 Everything good that's happened to me in my life came because of that.
我这辈子也许不能把什么事都做好 对吗? I might not do everything great in my life, OK?
我不是完美的 我不是最好的丈夫 I'm not perfect. I'm not the best husband.
很抱歉 我也不是最好的父亲 And I'm sorry if I wasn't the best father.
但这个我擅长 But I'm good at this.
我想要跟你分享这个 And I wanna share this with you. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
我想教会你我所学到的东西 I wanna teach you what I learned.
我用我所做的东西来进入人们的生活 I get to touch people's lives with what I do.
它让我坚持下去 我爱它 And it keeps me going, and I love it.
我觉得你如果尝试一次 也会爱上它 And I think if you give it a shot, you might love it too.
是的 厨师长 Yes, Chef.
现在 我们应该卖那个三明治吗? Now, should we have served that sandwich?
不应该 厨师长 No, Chef.
这才是我的儿子 回去吧 还有很多饿着的人呢 That's my son. Get back in there. We got some hungry people.
他准备好下厨了! He's ready to cook!
- 我们做得很好 - 我们做得很好 - We did good, man. - We did good.
- 我们找对路了 - 我们就走传统菜单路线 - We got something here. - I say we stick with the traditional menu.
- 不要花里胡哨的 - 再加上丝兰薯条 - We don't get too fancy. - We'll get some yucca fries.
- 反正我们有炸锅 - 太经典了 再来瓶啤酒 老大? - We got the fryer. - That's classic. Another beer, boss?
- 不用了 - 好吧 - No, I'm good. - Alright.
给你 小家伙 Here you go, little man.
你确定? You sure?
这是啤酒吗? Is this beer?
当然不是了 我才不会给你啤酒 No, of course not. I would never hand you beer.
- 这是啤酒的双胞胎 - 我才十岁 不能喝啤酒 - That's cerveza. - I'm 10. I can't have beer.
你不是十岁 你是厨房员工 厨房员工不论年龄 You're not 10. You're kitchen staff. Kitchen staff doesn't have an age.
爸爸? Dad?
你可以尝一小口 You can have a sip.
怎么样? Huh?
- 像尿对吧? - 比尿还难喝 - Like piss, right? - Worse.
你朋友给你啤酒的时候要记得这种感觉 You remember that when your friends offer you a beer.
- 我想我们去南海滩... - 嗯 - I figure we go to South Beach... - Mm-hm.
把餐车装饰一下 菜单整理出来 stake out the truck a little bit, get the menu straight.
然后我们非常确定自己找到灵感后 Then after we're really confident we got something good,
我们就开回洛杉矶 then we drive back to LA.
路上再多停留几个城市? And hit a few extra cities on the way?
当然 Why not?
- 我能去吗? - 你能去吗? - Can I come? - Can you come?
- 去哪? - 旅行 - Come where? - On the trip.
这不是旅行 我们只是把餐车开回去 This isn't a trip. We're just driving the truck back.
你要和妈妈带着离婚的钱做头等舱飞回去 You're flying first class with Mommy with all the divorce money.
但你沿途还会去其他城市 Yeah, but you're stopping in cities.
- 嗯 但你得上学 - 我在放假 - Yeah, but you got school. - I'm on break.
我不知道 I don't know.
马汀 我喜欢你的护身符 Martin, I like your mojo.
- 嘿 别给我下套 - 哦 你打马汀主意? - Hey, don't work me. - Oh, you hitting Martin?
- 你在鼓动马汀? - 刚才那一招 - You're working Martin? - Working me like that.
- 太老辣了 - 但他知道我的软肋 - He's ice-cold. - He knows my soft spot, though.
他喜欢你的护身符 He likes your mojo.
- 他说动我了 哥们 - 我们跟你妈妈谈谈 - He got me, man. - We'll talk to your mom.
- 看她怎么说 - 我已经问了 - We'll see what she says. - I already did.
- 她不反对 - 快看 - She's cool with it. - Look at that.
他... 他才十岁 就有手机了 He's not... He's 10, he's got a phone.
不错 不错啊小家伙 搞定了 Good for you. Good for you, man. Get things done.
干嘛不呢? 带着他吧 Why not? Why not? Bring him along.
所以我可以去了? So I'm going?
对 Yeah.
- 你可以跟着 - 我得去厕所 - Yeah, you can come. - I gotta go to the bathroom.
去挖沟机那里 Go by the backhoe.
你让我去那里拉屎? You want me to take a poop over there?
嘿 凯尔 凯尔 这样吧 Hey, Carl. Carl, check it out.
我把你们送到旅馆 I'll drop you guys off at the hotel,
早上的时候 你把其余的食材买好 and in the morning, you go get the rest of the ingredients,
给车上备货 我给卡车喷层漆 stock up on stuff, and I'll put a coat of paint on this.
别管喷漆的事了 我们回来后一起弄 Don't bother painting. We'll paint it when we get back.
- 这样也挺好的 - 不用 包我身上 - It looks fine like this. - No, man. This is on me.
我表弟认识人 我来牵线 行吗? My cousin knows a guy. I'm gonna hook it up. Alright?
好 OK.
谁饿了? 哈? Who's hungry? Huh?
如果你改主意了 给我电话 我马上飞去接你 If you change your mind, you call me and I'll go get you anywhere.
来吧 开卖三明治了 宝贝! Come on. Let's sell sandwiches, baby!
- 好吧 给我电话 - 来吧 伙计 - OK, call me. - Come on, buddy.
小心点 Cuidado.
- 给我电话 - 好的 - Call me. - I will.
@凯尔·卡斯帕厨师长回来了! 快看@南海滩的@古巴流动餐车
好了 伙计 你得给我招呼人了 Alright, buddy, I need you to get me a crowd.
- 好的 厨师长 没问题 - 好 - Yes, Chef. You know it. - Alright.
瞧一瞧看一看 Step right up.
全南海滩最棒的古巴美食 Best Cuban food in all of South Beach.
快啊 别害怕 看过来! Come on, don't be afraid. Step up!
如果你还要更正宗的 就得往那边游九十里咯 If you need it more authentic, you can swim 90 miles that way.
你想要的我们都有 If you can pronounce it, we can make it.
西班牙鸡肉饭 送免费木薯 Arroz con pollo, yuca frita.
好的 四份古巴三明治马上好 OK, four Media Noches coming up.
古巴三明治 Cubano.
- 有吗? - 这边有四个好了 - You got it? - I got four ready over here.
- 丝兰薯条 是你的吗? - 对 - Yucca fries, plantas was you? - Yeah.
给你 谢谢 谢谢耐心等待 Here we go. Thank you. Thanks for your patience.
- 谁还要? - 来四份古巴三明治 - Who needs a little bit more? - We got four Cubano all day.
- 四份古巴三明治 - 嘿 这个还没好 - Four Cubano all day. - Hey, this one's not ready, OK?
- 我给另一个涂奶油 - 好的 好的 - I'm buttering that one. - I got it. I got it.
- 我去! - 丝兰! - Crap! - Yucca!
- 给你一份薯条 - 我烫到手了 - One frites for you. - I burned my finger.
- 没事吧? - 嗯 - You OK? - Mm-hm.
- 你想继续还是停下? - 我想继续 - You wanna keep going or stop? - I wanna keep going.
- 好的 继续 继续 - 加油 小伙计 - OK, keep going, keep going. - Go, little man.
帮他弄一下香蕉番茄酱和丝兰薯条 Help him with that banana ketchup and yucca fries.
配上辣椒酱 智利醋 Go with the chile, the chile vinegar.
- 做得好 - 等一下 - Good job. - Hold on one second.
- 来了 - 够吗? - It's coming. - Is that enough?
好极了 给你 That's perfect. Here you go.
- 丝兰薯条呢? - 好极了 - How's the yucca frita? - It's perfect.
闪开 闪开 Step aside, step aside.
谢谢 Thank you.
这里谁管事? Who's in charge here?
呃 是我 怎么了 先生? Um, uh, me. What do you need, sir?
- 我得跟你单独谈谈 - 好的 - I need to talk to you on the side. - OK.
- 请出来一下 现在 - 好的 没事 没事 - On the side, please. Right away. - I got you. I got it, I got it.
好了 好了 放松 别吵 别吵 Alright, alright. Relax, relax. Keep it down. Keep it down.
等下 大伙 拜托 等下 等下 Hang on, guys. Come on. Hang on, hang on.
等一下 Hang on, hang on.
- 给我看看许可证 - 许可证 好的 我们有 - Need to see a permit. - Permit, yeah, we got it.
应该没事吧 Should be good.
嗯 许可证没问题 只是现在不能在这儿卖 Yeah, permit's good. You're just not good to sell here right now.
好的 谢谢 所以 过去半英里可以吗? OK, alright. Thank you. So just, what, a half-mile down the road?
可以 只要不在南海滩上就没事 Yeah. As long as you're not right on South Beach, you're OK.
- 没问题 给你添麻烦了 - 嘿... - No problem. Sorry about that. - Hey...
你不是那个熔岩蛋糕男吗? Aren't you the lava cake guy?
- 呃 对 网上那个 - 是的 - Uh, yeah, from the Internet. - Yeah.
对 Yeah.
我和我孩子在电视上看到你了 你太搞笑了 My kid and I saw you on 'Tosh.0'. You were hilarious.
谢谢 好极了 Thanks. OK, great.
- 笑死了 - 好吧 - That was hilarious. - OK.
嘿 我能给你合影给我孩子看吗? Hey, can I get a quick picture with you for my kid?
- 为我孩子 - 当然 - For my kid. - Sure.
- 好 - 嘿 你知道怎么用吗? - Yeah. - Hey, you know how to work this?
- 马汀 帮我一下 - 这是什么 平板电视吗? - Hey, Martin, help me out. - What is that, a flat-screen TV?
等下 让我给你解锁 Hold on a second. Let me unlock it for you real quick.
等下啊 我们得往前面挪挪 Hang on. We're gonna move it down the road.
用别人的东西不习惯啊 It's hard to use other people's technology.
- 确实 - 搂着你? 这样行吗? - Big one. - Arm around you? Is that good?
- 当然 - 好了 我该怎么... 该按哪啊? - Yeah. Yeah. - Alright, how do I... What do I press?
就点那个... 先点屏幕 等下 Just touch the... Tap the screen first. Hold on.
- 好了 - 让我确保你没有在录像 - OK. - Let me make sure it's not on video.
是在录像... 对 可以了 然后点相机 好的 It's on... Yeah, it's on. And then put on camera. There we go. Yeah.
好了 站近点 Alright. Get together.
你得点屏幕中心 You have to tap the centre of the screen,
然后看到一个小方框 方框一定要在脑袋上 and when you see a box, make sure the box is around our head.
- 好的 - 方框里拍到的才是重点 - OK. - Whatever you're shooting's in the box.
- 还能不能好好照相了? - 知道了 - Just take the fucking picture, OK? - I got it.
- 好了 - 谢谢 赶紧照... - There we go. - Thanks. Let's take the...
哦 你手指挡住镜头了 Oh, and your finger's in front of the camera.
- 抱歉 抱歉! - 好了 很好 - Sorry, sorry! - Good. Great.
- 拍好了 - 谢谢 - I got it. - OK. Thank you.
- 好了 谢谢你 - 谢谢 警官 - Alright. Thank you. - Thank you, Officer.
嘿 我能在厨房照一张吗? Hey, can I just take a picture up there in the kitchen?
- 在车上吗? - 是的 那就太棒了 - On the truck? - That'd be great, yeah.
- 好了 - 好的 - Got it. - And good. OK.
我能再来张指着三明治什么的吗? Can I take one pressing a sandwich or something? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
- 好了 - 好了? 好 - 好吧 - Got it. - Good? OK. - Alright.
能再来张... "小姐与流浪汉"造型的... Can we do one more where... with 'Lady and the Tramp'...
就是你咬着三明治一边 我咬着另一边? you know, you're biting one end, I'm biting the other?
- 来嘛 你可以的 - 好吧 - Come on, you can do this. - OK.
抓稳了吗? 好了吗? 换 You got it? You got it? Go.
我好像错过出口了 I think I missed the exit.
谢谢你 迈阿密! 详情关注我们的短视频!
哦! Oww!
你在干嘛? 给妈妈发照片吗? What the hell are you doing? You sending pictures to Mom?
- 我在发短片 - 短片? 什么短片? - I'm posting a Vine. - A Vine? What's a Vine?
是个视频网站 你看 It's a video. Look.
拜托! 别挡我脸 Hey, come on, man! Get that out of my face.
- 真是的 - 天啊 - Seriously. - Christ.
- 只有六秒钟 - 谁家视频只有六秒啊? - It's only six seconds. - Who'd make a video six seconds?
- 六秒的视频 - 你说现在的小孩都怎么了? - A six-second video. - Can you believe this generation?
简直无语啊 注意力缺乏 多动症 Unbelievable, man. Little attention. ADHD.
- 就是多动症 - 那还不算什么 - ADHD is right. - That's nothing.
我还拍了一些视频... 每天一秒钟 I've also been shooting these videos... one second every day.
一秒钟视频? 现在是真的开玩笑了吧 One-second videos? Now you're joking with me.
不是 你把它们剪辑在一起 No. You edit 'em all together.
每天一秒钟 One second of every day.
然后接在一起观看 很酷的 And then you cut 'em together and watch it. It's cool.
好吧 虚拟世界说够了 来点现实的怎么样? OK, enough with the virtual world. How about something real?
谁想在迪斯尼世界停下? Who wants to stop at Disney World?
- 好啊 我想 - 迪斯尼世界? 这是真实世界? - Oh, yeah, I do. - Disney World? That's real?
我们到新奥尔良才停吧 We shouldn't stop till we hit New Orleans.
- 嘿! 嘿 不愧是你儿子 - 我的乖儿子 - Hey! Hey, that is your son. - That's my boy.
一个愿意去新奥尔良不去迪斯尼的小孩 A kid who'd rather go to New Orleans than Disney World.
我算见识到了 Now I've seen everything.
我等不及要尝第一口贝奈特饼了 I can't wait to try my first beignet.
别人说到"新奥尔良"都说摇滚和伏都教 Every other person you say 'New Orleans' to thinks jazz and voodoo.
而他想... Yeah, he thinks...
- 你家小孩想到甜甜圈 - 甜甜圈 可不是嘛 - Your kid thinks doughnuts. - Doughnuts. Yeah, I know.
我喜欢 好的 新奥尔良进发 I like that. Alright, New Orleans.
你在干嘛? What are you doing?
天啊 给我的小狼人们们放点玉米粉 伙计 Dude, I'm putting a little cornstarch on my werewolves, man.
下面太潮了 It's too humid down here.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad. Dad.
- 醒醒 - 怎么了? - Wake up. - What?
马汀把玉米粉放到他蛋蛋上了 Martin's putting cornstarch on his balls.
你把玉米淀粉放到蛋蛋上? You putting cornstarch on your balls?
是的 先生 Yes, sir.
我能来点吗? Let me get some?
要来点吗? Want some?
给你 Here.
就像婴儿爽身粉 It's like baby powder.
放到蛋蛋上 Put it on your nuts.
- 感觉不错 对吧? - 不错 - It's nice, right? - Nice.
更棒的还在早上 What's good is in the morning,
你可以给蛋蛋蘸点油炸着吃 you could dip your nuts in oil and make hushpuppies.
好了 这边 这边 Alright, come on. Come on.
停 Out.
倒车 Alright, backing up.
慢点 慢点 Come on, come on.
好 小心 OK, watch out, baby-cakes.
好的 OK.
呜! Whoo!
开得不错啊 Nice driving skills, huh?
- 我越来越上手了 - 可不是呢 - I'm getting the hang of this thing. - I'm telling ya.
- 好了 我带我儿子出去转转 - 行 - Alright, I'm taking my kid for a walk. - Yeah.
太棒了 我现在是副厨师长了 Oh, nice. I get promoted to sous-chef.
- 但累活还是我干? - 对 谢谢 - But I gotta do all the hard work? - Yeah. Thanks.
- 谢谢 - 我们在哪呢 波本街? - Thank you. - Where are we, Bourbon Street?
不是 这是法国人街 游客才去波本 Nah, this is Frenchman Street. Bourbon's for tourists.
我们在马里尼 跟我来 We're in the Marigny. Come with me.
- 去哪? - 来就是了 - Where we going? - Just come.
走吧 去法国区 Come on. French Quarter.
我们要去蒙德咖啡店 We're going to Café Du Monde.
你听说过蒙德咖啡店吗? You ever heard of Café Du Monde?
吃贝奈特饼的地方吗? Is this the beignet place?
准备好了吗? 我们可是走了好远的路 You ready? We drove a long way for these.
走吧 Here we go.
慢慢吃 Eat it slow.
你再也吃不到第一口贝奈特饼了 You're never gonna have your first beignet ever again.
很好吃 Pretty cool.
- 好吃 对吧? 你喜欢吗? - 嗯 - It's cool, right? You like it? - Mm-hm.
世界上其他地方都没有这个味儿 They don't taste like this anywhere else in the world.
- 你还要买什么东西? - 什么也不买 - So, what else you gotta buy? - Nothing.
不买工作用的东西? Not anything for work?
不 Nope.
- 真的? - 真的 - Really? - Nah.
只是想给你买点贝奈特饼 Just wanted to get some beignets with you.
太棒了 Cool.
我喜欢新奥尔良 I like New Orleans.
我也喜欢新奥尔良 I like New Orleans too.
- 有人吃了我 - 因为我没有刷牙 - Somebody ate my body. - I didn't brush my teeth.
不刷牙就是这个下场哦 This is what happens to you when you don't brush your teeth.
- 哥们 亲! 你们去哪了? - 怎么了? 我买东西去了 - Dude, dude! Where were you, man? - What? I went shopping.
买东西去了? 我给你打电话了 哥们 还有短信 You went shopping? I called you, man. I texted you.
- 我们买贝奈特饼了 - 你到底哪去了? - We got beignets. - Where the hell were you?
- 买贝奈特饼? 我一直给你电话 - 我们买甜菜了 - You got beignets? I've been calling. - We got some beets for the truck.
- 你为什么不接电话? - 手机调震动了 - Why didn't you answer your phone? - My phone was on vibrate.
- 你把手机调震动 - 淡定 有什么... - You put your phone on vibrate. - Chill out. What's the big...
- 抱歉 - 淡定? 你去看看 - I'm sorry. - Chill out? Just take a look.
你看看 好好看看 Take a look. Please take a look.
- 都是等我们吗? - 等我们的 - Is that for us? - That's for us.
- 全部等我们的? - 你能相信吗? - That whole line's for us? - Can you believe that?
天啊! Oh, my God!
好吧 我猜我们得做点什么 Alright, so, I guess we gotta cook some food.
- 得做点吃的才行 - 好吧 准备好了吗? - We gotta cook some food. - Alright, so you good with prep?
- 是的 老大 - 我们可以的 - Yes, sir. - We're gonna get through this.
- 准备好了吗? - 好了 老大 - You ready? - I'm ready, boss.
- 好的 给我五分钟 - 是 长官 - OK. Buy me five minutes. - Yes, sir.
能给我们五分钟吗? 五分钟 Could you give us five minutes, please? Five minutes.
再给五分钟我们马上开始 We'll be right there in five more minutes.
一切都齐了... 铁板... 都是热的 Got everything... Plancha's... Everything's hot.
- 油热了 你都准备好了 - 是的 长官 - Oil's hot. You got everything ready. - Yes, sir.
你简直超神了! You are a superstar!
- 太厉害了 - 谢谢 谢谢长官夸奖 - You are a superstar. - Thank you. Thank you, sir.
哦! 你怎么弄来这一堆人的? 外面可是好些人啊 Oh! And how'd you get that crowd? You got a huge crowd outside.
我没有啊 我买东西回来 就有长队等着了 I didn't. I just came back from shopping, there was this long line.
- 我以为弄错了 - 是我发推特了 - I thought it was a mistake. - I tweeted it.
- 什么? - 你干嘛了? - You what? - What'd you do?
我用你的账号在推特上发照片然后定位了 I tweeted the picture on your account and then geotagged it. Look.
慢着 你... 什么? 你定... Wait, man, you did... you did what? You geo...
我标记了位置 这样他们就能用地图找到我们了 I tagged it so they can mark us on their maps.
看看这些照片 Look at those pictures.
你怎么... 你这是... How'd you... What'd you...
- 是在这里拍的照片 - 对 - These pictures are from here. - Mm-hm.
你怎么拍到这里照片的? How'd you get those pictures from here?
我们去蒙德咖啡店的时候 When I was going to Café Du Monde.
- 然后发网上了? - 嗯 - And you put it online? - Mm-hm.
你是个天才 孩子 You're a genius, kid.
是你把大家弄来的 你知道吗? You're the reason everybody's here. You know that?
你是我的新任市场经理 谢谢 You're my new head of marketing. Thank you.
好了 我得往黑板上写菜单了 Alright, so, I'm gonna hit the chalkboard.
你带他熟悉穷孩子三明治的制作过程 然后开始动手 You walk him through the prep on the po' boys and get the plancha going.
是的 大厨 没问题 我的亲大厨 Yes, Chef. Yes, Chef. Jefecito.
给铁板涂油 好吗? You butter the plancha, son, alright?
我弄这个 波西 快看 呜! I got this. Percy, look. Whoo!
开张了 各位 Yes, sir.
排一队 各位 这边 Single file, y'all. Right here.
0-8号? 给你 非常感谢 餐巾纸在下面 0-8? There you go. Thank you very much. Napkins are down there.
- 再来份贝奈特饼 - 等下 - Another beignet coming up. - Hang on a second.
- 七号 - 给你 再来两份 - Number seven. - There you go, two more.
古巴三明治来了 Cubano coming up.
等下 这是我儿子 他还在学习 Hang on, one second. He's my kid. He's just learning.
- 把你放到推特上? - 小心身后 - Put you on the Twitter? - Watch your back.
那是我儿子 都是他做的 That's my kid. He did all that.
- 多来点贝奈特饼 - 三明治怎么样了? - More beignets. - How's that po' boy coming?
- 正在放虾 - 好的 - It's coming up with shrimp. - Alright.
绝对等得值 我保证 It's worth the wait, I promise.
准备好 德州 @凯尔·卡斯帕厨师长来了 随时更新
# 宝贝 # # Baby #
# 我和烤箱一样火热 # # I'm hot just like an oven #
# 我需要一点爱 # # I need some lovin' #
# 宝贝 # # And, baby #
# 我控制不了 # # I can't hold it much longer #
# 欲望越来越强 # # It's getting stronger and stronger # 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
# 当我有这种感觉 我需要性爱治愈 # # And when I get that feelin', I want sexual healing #
# 性爱治愈正合我意 # # Sexual healing is good for me #
# 让我心情完美 # # Makes me feel so fine #
# 让我思绪放松 # # Helps to relieve my mind #
# 耶 # # Yeah #
# 性爱治愈 宝贝 正合我意 # # Sexual healing, baby, is good for me #
# 性爱治愈这东西正合我意 # # Sexual healing is something that's good for me #
# 每当我落下忧郁的眼泪 # # Whenever blue teardrops are falling #
# 每当稳定的情绪离我而飞 # # And my emotional stability is leaving me #
# 我可以用这个方法面对 # # There is something I can do #
# 我可以打电话给你对不对 宝贝 # # I can get on the telephone and call you up, baby #
# 甜心 我知道你会为我分忧解围 # # Honey, I know you'll be there to relieve me #
# 你给我的爱会为... # # The love you give to me will... #
老大 老大 上面写着"已卖完"了啊 Jefe, jefe. It says 'sold out', man.
应该没问题 我想他们为我们留了些 We should be good. I think they're holding for us.
- 嘿 本吉 - 嘿 - Hey, Benji. - Hey.
- 我们尽快赶过来的 - 希望还来得及 - We got here as fast as we could. - Hopefully we're still good.
- 你有啥留给我的? - 那得问我们头儿 - You got anything for me? - Gotta check with the man.
- 他在后面 - 好 谢了 - In the back. - OK, thanks.
怎么样 帅哥? What's up, killer?
- 嘿 艾伦 - 你好啊 凯尔? - Hey, Aaron. - What's up, Carl?
- 你还好吗? - 感觉怎么样? - How you doing? - How you doing?
开了个通宵的车 我还行 Driving all night. Doing good.
- 那东西你还有吧? - 咱开始吧 - You still got the stuff? - Let's do it.
噢 那东西他还有 Oh. He's got the stuff.
- 这是什么地方? - 这可是个正宗的德州烤肉店 - What is this place? - This is Texas OG barbecue.
这帮家伙们得彻夜不眠 用文火慢烤 These guys gotta stay up all night and stoke those fires low and slow.
天啊 简直太正点了 Oh, man, that's gorgeous.
- 你能给我几个? - 四个都给你 - So how many can I get? - I guess four.
- 我照单全收 - 好极了 - I'll take it. - Alright.
呜! Whoo!
- 不错 - 噢 耶 - Nice. - Oh, yeah.
好 来了来了 Yeah. Oh, there we go.
喔... Oh...
- 天啊 - 嗯... - Oh, man. - Mmm...
嗯! 我们应该弄一些迷你汉堡 Mmm! We should get some sliders.
- 哇 - 是应该做点迷你汉堡 - Wow. - We should do sliders, man.
- 我的天啊 - 咱拿点儿皇家夏威夷甜面包 - Oh, my God. - We get some King's Hawaiian bread.
- 对对 - 再加腌黄瓜 烤肉酱 - Mm-hm. - Pickle, barbecue sauce.
我们要是把午夜三明治里的烤猪肉换成这个呢? What if we swapped this out for the pork in the Medianoche?
- 你意下如何? - 把里脊肉换成这个? - What do you think about that? - Swap this for the pork shoulder?
- 做成什么"奥斯汀午夜"三明治 - 我赞成 - Make, like, an "Austin Midnight". - I like that.
- 名字挺响亮 - 我喜欢 是挺响亮的 - That's hot. - I like that. That is hot, baby.
我再来一片 你们看看这个 Let me get one more of these. You should check this out.
- 看我一刀切开 - 嗯 - Just let me cut right through. - Mm.
- 别 留点儿啊 哥们儿 - 我知道 我会的 - Mm-mm. Save it, dawg. - I know. We're gonna save it.
- 拜托 全让你吃了 - 我分你一半 - Come on you using it all up, man. - I'll give you half.
- 你知道你不应该吃老本儿 - 这片吃完就拿走 - Know you can't eat your own supply. - Put it away after this.
# 耶! # # Yeah #
# 特拉维斯县拍我照 但不 我并没微笑 # # Travis County took my picture but, no, I didn't smile #
# 他们说我会呆在这里 很久都走不了 # # They told me I was gonna be here for a pretty long while #
# 一天 我走在街上散心 # # One day, I was walking down the street #
# 可我 这时应该还在学校... # # When I should've been walking down the hall... #
- 六个迷你汉堡 - 69号的快好了 - Six sliders all day. - 69's coming up.
啊! 这个快好了 Ah! One is coming up.
一个午夜 一个德州 Medianoche, Texas.
呜! 我手艺太棒了 Whoo! This is getting murdered.
之后的三个午夜三明治快好了吗? You got that three Medianoches coming up?
快了 Alright.
65号 66号 Order 65 and 66.
- 穷孩子三明治在我这儿 - 等等 - I got po' boy right here. - One sec.
- 铝盘是不是在你那? - 古巴三明治好了 - You got the transfer pan? - Cubano.
谢了 好嘞 嘿 波西 你电话响了 Thank you. Good. Hey, your phone's ringing, Percy.
不好意思 Sorry.
- 嘿 老妈 - 你在哪儿啊? - Hey, Mom. - Where are you?
- 我在奥斯汀 - 你没事吧? - I'm in Austin. - Are you OK?
- 我很好 - 你老爸呢? - I'm great. - How's your daddy?
来 你跟他说吧 Here, talk to him.
- 嗨 伊内兹 - 嗨 - Hi, Inez. - Hi.
- 你要不要我过来接他? - 别 你别千里迢迢过来 - You want me to pick him up? - No, you're a thousand miles away.
没事 我可以搭飞机来接他 It's OK. I can go get on a plane and pick him up.
- 不用 没事 他很好 - "我好想他 - No, it's fine. He's doing great. - "I miss him.
我想让你回家 我好爱他唷" I want you to come home. I love him."
他才没事 他就只有一两处烫伤 还有被削皮刀割伤 缝了两针 He's fine. He's got a couple of burns and two stitches from a paring knife.
拜托 我说的是真的 让我去接他 Please, I'm serious. Let me go and pick him up.
你儿子是厨子了 你知不知道? You know your son's a cook now?
- 我是个流水线厨子 - 他是个流水线厨子 - I'm a line cook. - He's a line cook.
要小心啊! Be careful!
开学前我会把他带回家的 I'll have him home in time for school.
- 你呢? 你还好吗? - 我棒透了! - And you? Are you OK? - I'm amazing!
"噢 你带那个头巾太性感了 我好想要你的大蕉蕉哦" "Oh, you're so sexy in that bandana. I want your big platanos."
我从网上看 你们简直乐翻天了 Looks here like you guys are having so much fun.
好 稍等片刻 你儿子会用烤肉架了 你知不知道? Alright, give me one second. Did you know your son could work a grill?
- 我还喝酒了呢 - 他说啥? - I had beer. - What did he say?
别说那个 他说他很想你 Stop. Stop, stop. He says he misses you.
跟他说我好爱他 Aww, tell him I love him.
- 我爸买了把刀给我 - 他说"我爱你" - Dad got me a knife. - He says, "I love you."
- 什么? - "我爱你!" - What? - "I love you!"
我也爱你! I love you too!
告... 告诉他"我也爱你" 好吗? Tell... tell him, "I love you too." OK?
拜 Bye.
好嘞 70号! Alright, 70!
# 日复一日 一如既往 # # Every day and nothing seem to change #
# 无论我走到何处 举目所见都是同样的景象 # # Everywhere I go, I keep seeing the same old thing #
# 而我 # # And I #
# 我已无法继续承担... # # I can't take it no more... #
- 咱来个自拍 - 自拍? - Let's take a selfie. - A selfie?
等会儿 我用闪光灯 等等 Wait, let me do it with the flash. Hold on.
你看看 用邮件发给我 好吗? Oh, look at that. Email that to me, alright?
好 OK.
你不介意我发上网吧? Mind if I post this?
- 又要发个短片? - 不是 是那个"每天一秒"的录像 - What is that, another Vine? - No, it's 'One Second Every Day' video.
记得吗? Remember?
- 就是那个一块块拼起来的旅程? - 就是那个一小段一小段的东西? - It's the trip all cut together? - Oh, the little cuts of the thing?
- 嗯 - 行 反正发邮件给我就得了 - Mm-hm. - Yeah, just email it to me.
没问题的 I'm sure it's fine.
我跟你说 呃... 我想跟你说个事 Listen, I, uh... I want to talk to you about something.
说啊? Yeah?
过去这几个礼拜 我能和你在一起十分开心 I've had a really good time with you these last couple of weeks.
我也是 Me too.
而且... And...
你成为了一名好厨师 you've become a really good cook.
- 谢了 老爸 - 并非因为你是我儿子 - Thanks, Dad. - Not just for a kid.
我的意思是说 你很了不起 你很努力 I mean, you're really good. You work really hard.
这很重要 It's a big deal.
可是我们很快就会要回家了 回到原来的生活里 But we're gonna be home soon, and we're gonna get back to our lives,
我会忙着打点餐车 and I'm gonna be really busy with the truck
而你会忙着上学 and you're gonna be really busy with school.
可我还能在餐车里打工的 对吧? But I can still work on the truck, right? 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
你说过我是个好厨师 You said I was a good cook.
我... 我很抱歉 波西 I'm... I'm sorry, Percy.
我... 我只是不想让你在 I... I just don't want you to be disappointed
一切复旧如初后而感到失望 when things go back to the way that they were.
我不想让一切复旧如初 I don't want it to go back to that.
我可以在放学后和周末打工 I could work after school and on weekends.
我只是想和你以诚相待 好吗? I just want to be honest with you, OK?
我觉得我已经很让你失望了 我不想让你毫无心理准备 I feel like I've let you down so much, and I didn't want to blindside you,
可是夏天一结束 我俩就不能再这么做了 but the summer's gonna end and we're not gonna be doing this anymore.
好吗? OK?
好吧 OK.
可是我们玩得非常开心 我们经历的一切 But we had a lot of fun, and nobody could take away from us
是没有人能夺走的 对吗? what we experienced together, right?
而且我觉得我真的了解你了 And I feel like I really got to know you.
好了 咱们看表演吧 Alright. Let's watch the music.
# 若是 万事依然一如既往 # # Well, if things don't change around here #
# 我再坚持下去也毫无意义 # # There ain't no use in me hanging right on #
# 留在这里 # # Hang around #
# 可我已准备好 # # But I'll be ready now #
# 当我那班火车靠近时我已准备好 # # I'll be ready when my train pulls up #
# 是呀 我已经准备好 耶 # # Well, I'll be ready now Yeah #
# 当我那班火车到站时我已准备好 # # I'll be ready when my train pulls in #
# 我知道时间所剩无几... # # I know my time ain't long around... #
好了 伙计 到站了 Alright, pal. Here we are.
- 回家的确不错 - 是啊 - Be nice to be home. - Yep.
看看你的小乌龟 看看你妈咪 回你的房间 See your turtle, see your mommy, back to your room.
我真的会很想你 I'm really gonna miss you.
我也会很想你 I'm gonna miss you too.
可是两个礼拜以后你就回来跟我住 OK, but you'll stay with me in two weeks.
- 好吗? - 行 - OK? - Yeah.
- 整个周末 - 视频你发了没? - Whole weekend. - Did you post the video yet?
- 我没来得及看 不好意思 - 可别忘了 - I didn't look at it yet. Sorry. - Don't forget.
- 不会 - 我重发一次 - I won't. - I'll resend it.
行 OK.
走吧 妈咪想你了 Come on. Mommy misses you.
去吧 去妈咪那儿 Go. Go to Mommy.
睦啊! Mwah!
拜 Bye.
我去... Oh, shit...
- 等一下 - 会把那... - Wait a second. - Gonna make...
- 是吧 爸爸? - 下礼拜见 - Right, Dad? - See you next week.
- 把那东西收起来 - 所以我是保姆? - Put that thing away. - So I'm the nanny?
要开始了... Here we go...
嗨 Hi.
- 小心点 - 喔! - Look out. - Oh!
- 真地道 - 耶! - Empingao. - Yeah!
- 停那边 - 迈阿密! - Park over there. - Miami!
快来 进来 Come on, get in.
西班牙鸡肉饭 Arroz con pollo.
我好像错过出口了 I think I missed the exit.
贝奈特饼 Beignets.
- 嘿 老爸 - 嗨 - Hey, Dad. - Hi.
- 咋了? - 没事 - What's wrong? - Nothing.
怎么了? What's up?
听好了 我... 我考虑了一下咱俩说过的那件事 Listen, I was... I was thinking, about what we were talking about.
然后呢? Yeah?
可我话先说在前头 你妈得先同意 And it's gotta be OK with Mom. Let me just say that first.
你到底在说什么? What are you talking about?
我的餐车上还真用得着你 I could really use your help on the truck.
你还在吗? You there?
在 Yeah.
可是只有在周末和平时放学 And it's only for the weekends and after school
做完功课之后 after you're done with your homework,
赚的钱都存着给你上大学用 and the money goes into your college fund.
听上去还可以吗? OK. Does that sound good?
挺不错啊 That sounds pretty good.
妈! 我爸想让我上他餐车帮厨! Mom! Dad wants me to cook on his truck!
不 我说真的! 他在跟我讲电话 No, really! He's on the phone.
我妈想跟你说话 我觉得应该是个可以 等等 Mom wants to talk to you. I think it's yes. Hang on.
# 先等一下 # # Now wait a minute #
# 加利佛尼亚 懂得如何狂欢 # # California knows how to party #
# 在这个都市里... # # In the city... #
16号 16 Order 16. 16.
- 16 16号拿着 - 谢谢 - 16. 16, here. - Thank you.
- 15号 - 上菜 上菜 下一位! - 15. - Order up. Order up. Next!
两个古巴三明治 加辣 Mole, two Cubanos,
21号 迷你汉堡 and order 21, slider.
- 谢谢 - 21号? 谢谢 - Thank you. - 21? Thank you.
- 拿好 你的就快了 - 很好 15号 - There you go. I got yours coming. - Perfect. 15.
- 好嘞 - 好的 谢谢 - Yes. - OK. Thank you.
这儿没你的份儿 There's no food for you here.
让我和厨师长说两句行吗? Could I speak to the Chef for just a second, please?
见鬼才行 The hell you will.
我能和你谈谈吗? Can I talk to you?
下一位! 下一位! Next! Next!
你究竟干嘛来了? What exactly are you doing here?
我呃... 我是来品尝食物的 我来品尝你做的食物 I'm, uh... eating the food. I'm eating your food.
我记得我做的菜好像是"又贱又腻" I thought my food was "needy and cloying."
我知道你不会愿意做菜给我吃的 Well, I didn't think you'd want to serve me,
所以我托人帮忙买了一份 so I sent somebody else to pick it up.
我们俩之间发生的事 真的让我大吃一惊 What happened between us, that really knocked me for a loop.
你夺走了我的尊严 我的事业 我的自尊心 I mean, you robbed me of my pride and my career and my dignity.
我知道 对你这种人来说这些事你根本毫不在意 And I know people like you don't usually care about that kind of thing.
这说法未必正确 That's not necessarily true.
可你得知道 你这么做会很伤害干我这行的人 But you should know, it hurts people like me.
- 因为我们真的很卖力 - 网上的谩骂战是你挑起的 - 'Cause we're really trying. - You started a flame war with me.
你是不是在逗我? 这可我的拿手好戏啊 伙计 Are you kidding me? I buy ink by the barrel, buddy.
跟我比斗嘴你是咋想的? What are you doing picking a fight with me?
我再傻也不会和你比赛做菜啊 I wouldn't challenge you to a cook-off.
我以为我发给你的是私人信息 I thought I was sending you a private message.
我压根不知道啊 我以为咱俩在找乐子 I didn't know that. I thought we were having fun.
不过是场闹剧 话说回来 你当时做的是什么他妈烂七八糟的? It was theatre. By the way, what the fuck were you cooking?
你真的拉屎拉床上了 伙计 我怎么可能为你撑腰? You totally shat the bed, buddy. How could I back that?
你曾经是我的宠儿啊 You were one of my early boys.
当时我无法掌控菜单 I had no control over the menu.
不管怎么样 你好像找回自己的烹调之道了 Whatever the case, OK? You seem to be cooking for yourself again.
因为这东西太震撼了 Because this shit is sensational.
我是说太好吃 太好吃了 I mean, really, really good.
谢谢你 Thank you.
可我不会写篇评论的 I'm not gonna write about it.
好 我懂的 Yeah. I understand.
因为我想为你撑腰 Because I'd like to back you.
再说一遍? Excuse me?
我想投资在你身上 I wanna bankroll you,
所以凡对我有经济利益的东西 我都不能写 and I can't write about anything I have a vested interest in.
我有点搞不清状况 I'm not sure I get what's going on here.
我卖掉了网站 赚了一大笔钱 I sold my website for a whole lot of money 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
我投标买了块玫瑰大道上的地 and I've just put in a bid on a place on Rose.
已经规划过了 有经营证 你想建什么就建什么 It's zoned, it's permitted. You could build it out however you like.
你爱做什么菜就做什么菜 And you can cook whatever you like.
慢慢来 你考虑考虑 Take your time, think about it.
你要是有什么信不过我的 我不会怪罪你 I wouldn't blame you for having a few trust issues,
可我只是想 你懂的 but I just thought that, you know,
你我不计前嫌 握手言和 这段佳话一传出去 you and me burying the hatchet might be a good story.
预定的人就会挤破门 Reservations out the door.
比这更重要的是 你尽管放手做你的大厨 More importantly, you know, you just cook your ass off in there.
你随时随地给我发个推特 In the meantime, you just tweet me wherever you are
我立马屁颠屁颠地跑过来 and I'll come running.
因为这东西太棒了 明白了吗? 'Cause this shit's good. Alright?
太美味了! Delicious!
太美妙了 Delicioso.
忒好吃了 Mucho goodo.
- 嘿 老大 - 干嘛? - Hey, jefe. - Yeah?
讲了好多话还没见到你揍他一拳 That was a lot of talking and you not punching him.
说吧 那个王八蛋说了些什么? So, what'd that asshole say, huh?
那个"王八蛋"好像是我们新的合作伙伴 I think that "asshole" might be our new partner.
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翻译: 浅陷夜蓝
翻译: 伊娃
翻译: 滢小歪
翻译: Morning
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校对: 吃货影
A镜头注意 B镜头注意 A mark. B mark.
看起来不错 看起来已经很不错了 Looks good. It looks good already.
火候正好 The heat is right on.
- 那是橄榄油? - 是 - That's olive oil? - Yeah.
你那边拿啥呢? What are you grabbing over there?
你拿了所有的奶酪 You're grabbing all your cheese.
对 Yeah.
你这是在干吗? 把它涂满还是在找... What are you doing there? Spreading it around or finding...
- 把它涂满一下 - 你在那找什么呢? - Spreading it around. - What are you looking for there?
热源 热源 Heat. Heat.
不能让它烤糊了 So it doesn't burn.
- 哪儿是最热的地方? - 热点在这儿 - Where's the hottest spot? - Right here is the hot spot.
所以说你随时都得控制着它 随时控制 So you're controlling it all the time. You're always controlling.
颜色也是个细节 你得看 你得一直看 Color is a detail as well. And you're looking, you're looking.
这边一变颜色马上... 从这里才开始 As soon as you get your good color... This is now where you start it.
你才开始真正的做成三明治的主体 You start to really build the sandwich itself.
轻轻涂一层 A light scrape.
所以这里你看得到 整个三明治都开始变化 So you can see, the whole sandwich starts to evolve.
你看 奶酪也开始变化了 And, see, the cheese is starting to evolve too.
没错 你来做 就是这样 Yes, you can do it. There you go.
要靠近 Getting in there.
你就快... You're almost...
就算是现在 当你在继续着 约翰 Even now, as you get further, Jon,
你要越来越投入 怎么说 要很坚定地 you're getting in, like, assertive now.
你在变化中... 即便是你这里抓把手的手势 You're changing... Even your grip's here.
- 嗯 - 变更你的位置 - Mm-hm. - Changing your positions.
你要不停地移动 You're moving around.
可是你的动作并不是很忙乱 你是... But you're not too busy with it. You're...
很精准地 可是有时候又会退一步 You're precise, but then sometimes you step back.
- 除了它以外什么都不存在 - 懂了 - Nothing else exists except this. - Right.
现在这世界中只有它存在着 This is the only thing that exists in this world right now. 这是我的同城交友网站：Www.uu9988.Tk 有时候你登陆看一下
要是你把它搞砸了 这世界就糟糕透顶了 And if you fuck this up, everything sucks in the world.