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第八季 第八集
我們昨晚在鐵板燒店碰見你媽了 Oh, hey, we ran into your mom at Benihana last night.
是啊 她超愛去那里 Uh, yeah, she loves that place.
每次大廚把大蝦翻炒到空中時 Every time they flip a shrimp in the air,
她會一個飛撲上去叼住 she practically leaps out of her seat to catch it.
所以我從不帶她去海洋公園[喂海豚] That's why I don't take her to the Seaworld.
我知道你不想聽到這事 I know you don't want to hear it,
但是她是跟斯圖爾特一起去的 but she was there with Stuart.
隨便啊 我又無所謂 That's fine. I don't care.
他們出去約會你不會不爽嗎 It doesn't bug you when they go out on dates?
他們不是約會 They're not dating.
只是兩個朋友一起出去吃飯 They're just two friends who went out to dinner.
吃完一起回他們共住的房子 And then went back to the home they share
沒準睡覺時兩人還穿著 where they probably fell asleep
你媽媽買的情侶睡衣 in the matching pajamas she got them
因為他們倆都喜歡企鵝 because they both just love penguins.
很多不是情侶的人也穿著情侶睡衣啊 Hey, lots of people wear matching pajamas who aren't dating.
比如說 Like who?
你和你的狗 Like you and your dog.
話別說太早哦 Don't rule out the dating.
行 我心里超不爽 Fine, it bothers me.
你們高興了吧 You happy?
你這問題算什么啊 You think you've got problems.
長臂猿是人猿總科中 The gibbon is the only member of the ape family
唯一不是大猿的猿類 not classified as a great ape.
你這話對我有啥幫助 How is this helpful?
所有非人類的猩猩 All the non-human apes are classified
全都歸在人猿總科下的人科里 as great apes except one.
這就表示 That means
分類學家創造了小猿這個分類 taxonomists created the entire category of lesser ape
來孤立可憐的長臂猿 just to single out the poor gibbon
他就像操場上被排擠的小孩 as the weird kid on the playground.
這些毛茸茸的小伙心中才是真不爽呢 Now there's a hairy little fellow with a genuine beef.
但是長臂猿們不知道自己被分類成什么 But the gibbon doesn't know what it's categorized as.
它們都不知道自己叫長臂猿 It doesn't even know it's called a gibbon.
這倒是 True.
抱歉 兄臺 你比長臂猿還慘 Sorry, kid, you've got it worse than a gibbon.
電影之夜我們帶零食來了 We brought snacks for movie night.
太好了 Oh, great.
你們不會順便還帶了餐巾紙 干凈的碗 I don't suppose you also brought napkins, clean bowls,
餐具外加一卷廁紙吧 utensils and a roll of toilet paper.
還真帶了 Right here.
你們最好了 You guys are the best.
這些衣服是怎么回事 What's with the clothes?
我為了工作買了不少職業裝 Well, with all the new stuff I bought for work,
衣櫥得清出一些空位啊 I needed to make room in my closet.
我是問這次衣服怎么是疊好的 I meant why are they folded?
不過隨便吧 But whatever.
這件是干嘛的 Ooh, what's this?
說了怕你們不信 那是我當年的畢業舞會裙 That, believe it or not, is my prom dress.
你還留著啊 Wow, you still have it?
我還以為會急忙中被揉成一團 I just assumed it was balled up
丟到谷倉的某個角落去了 in the corner of a barn somewhere.
你把我當年想成是哪種人了啊 What kind of teenager did you think I was?
-淫蕩 -風騷 - Slutty. - Easy.
那是叫"受歡迎"好嗎 The word is "popular."
你當年的舞會如何 你去了嗎 How was your prom? Did you go?
沒 但我去打掃了 No, but I was on clean-up crew.
太可憐了 Aw, that's sad.
不會 其實也還行 No, it was okay.
DJ在收工前 讓我與我的拖把 The DJ let me dance one slow song with my mop
共舞了一曲慢歌 before he shut down.
每當我看到一桶臟水 Whenever I see a bucket of dirty water,
耳邊還會響起那曲《紅衣女郎》 I still hear "Lady in Red."
我當年的舞會也挺糟糕 My prom was pretty terrible, too.
當時我超興奮那個男生來約我 I was so excited about my date,
結果發現他是為了泡我朋友 but it turned out he only asked me
所以才來約我 'cause he liked my friend.
他一整個晚上都在聊我的朋友 He spent the whole night talking about her.
行行行 你有朋友又有人約 Okay, we get it, you had a friend and a date.
少顯擺了好嗎 Stop bragging.
無所謂啦 Doesn't matter.
畢業舞會蠢爆了 Prom is silly anyways.
你說當然容易 Easy for you to say;
你當年估計是跟橄欖球隊隊長一起去的 you probably went with the captain of the football team.
才不是 No.
我只是趁他的舞伴喝吐時 I just made out with him a little
偷偷跟他親熱了一番 while his date was puking.
那嘔吐物就會是我的舞伴拖把來清理 My date would've had to clean that up.
我有個主意 Ooh, I have an idea.
我們可以來一個二次舞會啊 Maybe we can have, like, a prom do-over.
那應該會很好玩吧 Oh, that would be so much fun.
我們可以布置一下屋頂 讓他們穿晚禮服 We could decorate the roof and make the guys wear tuxedos.
我們也去弄好頭發 然后與他們跳慢舞 Ooh, and get our hair done, and slow-dance.
兩位 相信我 Okay, guys, trust me,
作為去過大概有七場畢業舞會的人 as someone who's been to, like, seven proms,
舞會永遠不會如你們想象中那般美好 it is never as good as you want it to be.
你去了七場舞會嗎 You went to seven proms?
對 我想想 Yeah, let's see.
四場"深海主題" 兩場"魔法奇緣" Uh, four "Under the Seas," Two "Enchanted Evenings,"
一場"難忘之夜" and one "Night to Remember"
那一夜我可是喝到一點都記不得 that... I cannot remember for the life of me.
伯納黛特呢 Hey, where's Bernadette?
她跟艾米出去買舞會的禮服了 She and Amy are out dress shopping for their prom thing.
我有收到電郵邀請 Oh, yeah, I got that Evite.
我看完《紅粉佳人》后 Ever since I saw Pretty in Pink,
1986年青春愛情校園電影 片中有畢業舞會橋段
我也好想參加美國人的畢業舞會 I've wanted to go to an American prom.
但看完《魔女嘉麗》 But then I saw Carrie,
驚悚電影 有1976與2013兩個版本 片中女主角在舞會上展開了一場大屠殺
我又一點都不想參加美國的畢業舞會了 and I did not want to go to an American prom.
但我又看了《一吻定江山》 But then I saw Never Been Kissed,
1990年浪漫喜劇電影 也有浪漫舞會橋段
我又重新想參加畢業舞會了 and I'm back on the prom bandwagon.
畢業舞會這事真讓我的心大起大落啊 This prom thing's been a real roller coaster.
妮妮很興奮呢 Bernie's really excited.
我知道她興奮是因為她聲音變超尖 I-I could tell because her voice got so high,
隔壁的狗聽到都開始狗嚎了 the beagle next door started howling.
高音容易使狗開始嚎叫
你有去畢業舞會嗎 Did you go to your prom?
沒 No.
因為我與當個好學生有個約會 I had a date with a proper education.
比起一身燕尾服 我養成一身好習慣 Instead of a tuxedo, I dressed myself in good habits.
比起摻了烈酒的潘趣酒 Instead of spiked punch,
含酒精度較低的飲料酒
我更喜歡知識醉人的味道 I enjoyed the intoxicating flavor of knowledge.
比起在體育館里跳舞 Instead of dancing in a gym,
我更愿意隨著AP微積分誘人的節奏 I shook my booty to the seductive rhythms...
夠了夠了 Okay, okay.
...抖屁股 ...of AP Calculus.
你怎么沒有跟艾米和伯納黛特一起去采購呢 How come you're not shopping with Amy and Bernadette?
我來猜猜 你覺得這個舞會主意爛爆了 Let me guess, you think the whole idea is lame?
不要管我怎么想 你覺得如何 Well, who cares what I think? What do you think?
老實說 Hmm, to be honest,
即使這是個假的畢業舞會 但能有你這么美的舞伴 it's kind of a dream come true to go to even a fake prom
也算是美夢成真吧 with a woman as beautiful as you.
真是謝謝了 Ugh, thanks a lot.
怎么了 What?
要是我說不想參加 不就成了壞女人了嗎 Well, now I can't blow this thing off without being a bitch.
所以說她答應了 That sounds like a "Yes"!
每一位受邀的人都回復說參加 Ooh, every single person RSVP'd "Yes."
真是太讓人激動了 This is so exciting!
你說是不是呀 Isn't this exciting?
是 Yep.
就連斯爾圖特都要帶舞伴來 Look, even Stuart's bringing a date.
真好奇那人是誰 I wonder who it is.
你明明知道那人是誰 You know exactly who it is.
我媽就是他的舞伴 He's gonna bring my mom.
你干嘛要邀請他啊 Why did you even invite him?
因為他是我們的朋友 你們倆必須和睦相處 Because he's our friend, and you two need to get along.
再說了 他為什么不能帶你媽來 And why can't he take your mom?
你畢業舞會的時候不也帶了嗎 You took her to your prom.
我沒有"帶"她去 她是去"監護"我 I didn't "Take" her; she was a chaperone.
我見過一張你們一起跳舞的照片 I saw a picture of you two dancing together.
不能怪我 W-What was I gonna do?
當時在播我們愛的主打歌 They were playing our song!
我受不了了 I can't take this anymore.
你好 Hello.
斯爾圖特 我們得談談 Stuart, we have to talk.
你跟我媽那點事兒 This thing with you and my mom,
讓我超不爽 I-I hate it.
都快把我逼瘋了 It's making me crazy.
你我是多年的朋友了 You and I were friends for years,
如今你卻要帶我媽去參加 and now you're bringing my mother to a party
我也在場的舞會 I'm going to?!
太離譜了吧 What the hell?!
我沒有要帶你媽去啊 我有其他舞伴 I'm not bringing your mother, I have a date.
所以你現在是背著我媽偷吃嗎 Oh, so now you're cheating on my mother?
你在胡說什么呀 Wha-What are you talking about?
我和你媽之前完全不存在任何逾越之舉 There's nothing weird going on with me and your mother.
圖仔 你的洗澡水要涼了哦 Stewie, your bath is getting cold!
我得掛了 再見 I got to go, bye.
佩妮 Penny?
佩妮 Penny.
今天敲門的次數比平時多呀 You knocked more than usual.
下次我可能有急事 Next time I might be in a rush,
先多敲兩下存著吧 it's good to have a few in the bank.
找我干嘛 Okay, what's up?
我想跟你討論下 I'd like to discuss this party
艾米和伯納黛特舉辦的這個舞會 that Amy and Bernadette are throwing.
既然我和你都不想參加 Since you and I are both reluctant to go,
我想到了一個讓我們樂在其中的完美方法 I think I've come up with a perfect way for us to enjoy it.
好呀 怎么做 Great, how?
假裝我們是外星人 We pretend we're aliens.
我不擅長閱讀面部表情 I'm not the best at reading facial cues,
但我猜你很喜歡這主意 并想深入了解它 but I'm gonna say that you love it and want to hear more.
在受人喜愛的小說 Now, in the beloved novel
《銀河系漫游指南》中 Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
一位叫福特·派法特的外星人為了混進人類世界 an alien named Ford Prefect pretended to be human
假扮人類 in order to blend in
目的就是為替《銀河系漫游指南》 so that he could write an entry about Earth
寫一本地球指南 for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy,
而這本旅游指南恰恰是一本真書的一部分 which is a travel book within the actual book,
而那本真書名字就叫 which is also called
《銀河系漫游指南》 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
我只有一個問題 Okay, just one question.
你說什么 What?
我的意思是 假裝外星人 My point is, pretending to be an alien is
是我使用過多次非常有用的應對機制 a valuable coping mechanism I've used many times.
我第一次去看你演出時就用過 I did it the first time I went to see you in a play.
你根本不知道觀眾里有 You had no idea Commander Umfrumf
來自天囷星的指揮官 of Ceti Alpha Three was in the audience.
別擔心 他豎起七根大拇指叫好哦 Oh, d-don't worry, he gave you seven thumbs up.
那么問題來了 Here's a question--
作為假扮人類的外星人 as an alien pretending to be human,
你打算跟艾米遵循 are you planning to engage in any
舞會后人類交配的慣例嗎 post-prom mating rituals with Amy?
舞會后還有交配的慣例嗎 There are post-prom mating rituals?
也不盡然啦 Not always.
但如果你舞伴的貨車上有充氣床墊 Unless your date drives a van with an air mattress,
那就是慣例啦 then always.
如果這是舞會體驗的一部分 那我愿意接受 Well, if it's part of the prom experience, then I'm open to it.
你開玩笑呢吧 You're kidding.
我或許是個外星人 但我也有沖動啊 I may be an alien, but I have urges.
如果艾米想交配 把卵子發射進太空 If Amy wants to copulate by firing her eggs into space,
那好 我很樂意用 well, then, I will happily catch them
我"上殖器"的生殖囊兜住它們 with the reproductive sac on my upper flermin.
雖然我不擅長閱讀面部表情 I'm not the best at reading facial cues,
但我能看出你有點小性奮哦 but I can see that you're a little turned on.
如果你懶得學怎么系領結 You know, if you're not gonna learn how to do this,
有很多夾上去的領結也很漂亮 they make some pretty good clip-ons.
布魯斯·韋恩[蝙蝠俠]才不用夾上去的領結 Bruce Wayne doesn't wear a clip-on.
布魯斯·韋恩也不會讓他的室友幫忙系啊 Bruce Wayne doesn't make his roommate tie it for him.
他的室友[管家]阿福 會幫他系領帶啊 His name is Alfred, and, yes, he does.
好了 完美 There, perfect.
你確定嗎 What, are you sure?
這是我人生第一場畢業舞會 我可得按照規矩來 It's my first prom, I want to do it correctly.
我以為你要打破常規扮外星人呢 I thought you were gonna pretend to be an alien.
我想來著 不過佩妮不想 I was, but Penny didn't want to.
你也不想 You didn't want to.
伯納黛特 艾米 Bernadette, Amy,
庫薩帕里和沃羅威茨都不想 Koothrappali and Wolowitz didn't want to.
而連我都知道 請臨演來會很怪 And even I knew it was weird to hire somebody.
那是酒壺嗎 Was that a flask?
是的 Yes.
我決定接受所有和舞會 I've decided to embrace all of the traditions
相關的傳統 包括在潘趣酒里摻烈酒 associated with prom, including spiking the punch.
你要在潘趣酒里摻烈酒 You're gonna put alcohol in the punch?
才不 這是石榴汁 Oh, no, this is pomegranate juice.
用保護細胞老化的抗氧化物 It's all the fun of high school high jinks
來玩高中生尋歡作樂的游戲 with the cell-protecting zip of antioxidants.
如果你再穿上破爛的牛仔褲和皮夾克 If you had ripped jeans and a leather jacket,
你就可以當迪士尼兒童臺中的校霸了 you'd be like the toughest kid on the Disney Channel.
今晚還有什么安排嗎 So, anything else planned for tonight?
舞會一切要做的事 Oh, everything.
跟大家照相 慢舞 Getting our picture taken, slow-dancing,
被選為舞會國王 being elected prom king.
再指正大家國王不是民選的 Pointing out that kings aren't elected.
到時候肯定爽翻天 It's gonna be off the hook.
既然你提起了 And while you're at it,
我知道在這個年齡你的荷爾蒙激增 I know that at this age your hormones are raging,
雖然你的朋友們都在嘿咻 but just because all your friends are having sex
不見得你也非得去做 doesn't mean you have to.
你何出此言 Why would you say that?
因為... You know, 'cause...
很多人的初夜都是在畢業舞會上失去的 'cause a lot of people lose their virginity on prom night.
佩妮也暗示過這個 Penny implied the same thing.
是真的嗎 Is this true?
放輕松 我開玩笑的 Just relax, it's a joke.
你根本沒有荷爾蒙 You don't have hormones.
你真漂亮 Wow, you look amazing.
謝謝 你也很帥 Thank you, so do you.
謝爾頓 你真帥氣 Sheldon, you look so handsome.
謝謝 Thank you.
謝爾頓 艾米不漂亮嗎 Sheldon, doesn't Amy look hot?
是不是讓你的"上殖器"都活躍起來啦 That's got to put some starch in the upper flermin.
什么東西 What's that?
那是長在他肩胛骨之間的 Oh, it's a scaly genital organ
鱗狀生殖器 that grows between his shoulder blades.
跳舞的時候小心別碰著了 Try not to touch it when you're dancing.
失陪了 Excuse me.
你去哪里 Where are you going?
我做不到 I can't do this.
萊納德 我告訴你 And for your information, Leonard,
"上殖器"不是長在我的肩胛骨之間 the upper flermin doesn't grow between my shoulder blades,
而是從我脖子的肚臍孔上長出來的 it grows out of the belly button on my neck.
他說得對 我剛才說成"下殖器"了 He's right, I was thinking of the lower flermin.
我給斯圖爾特發短信 說我們快到了 Ooh, I'll, uh, text Stuart, let him know we're close.
你的紋身真好看 That's a neat tattoo.
謝謝 這是《圣誕夜驚魂》里的薩利 Oh, thanks, it's Sally from Nightmare before Christmas.
那部電影很有趣 Aw, that movie's so cute.
你喜歡她 是因為你們都是紅頭發嗎 Do you like her because you both have red hair?
不盡然 更多是因為她渾身傷疤 Uh, a little, but more that she's covered in scars
還可以把四肢都拆下來 然后重新縫上 and can pull her own limbs off and sew them back on.
我喜歡《灰姑娘》 I like Cinderella.
你知道在《灰姑娘》原書中 Did you know, in the original book,
灰姑娘的姐姐們為了能穿進水晶鞋 the sisters cut off their toes with knives
用刀把腳趾頭砍了下來嗎 in order to fit in the glass slipper?
我喜歡《魔咒歌》 I like "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo."
迪士尼動畫電影《灰姑娘》中的歌曲
斯圖爾特和他的女伴來了 Hey, here comes Stuart and his date.
她真可愛 Oh, she's cute.
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
怎么了 What?
那人是珍妮 That's Jeanie.
她就是珍妮嗎 That's Jeanie?!
-珍妮是誰 -別說 - Who's Jeanie? - Don't say it.
霍華德以前睡過的那個堂姐 That's Howard's cousin that he had sex with.
她是我的二等堂姐 She is my second cousin.
我們當時只有15歲 我叫你別說 We were 15... I just said, "don't say it."
沒關系 No, it's okay.
他很早以前就告訴我了 He told me that story a long time ago.
拉杰 Raj!
那是我們第一次約會 It was our first date,
突然冷場了 there was an awkward silence.
我總得找話題說啊 What was I supposed to say?
好漂亮啊 Oh, it's beautiful.
她們倆布置得真漂亮 Oh, the girls really did a nice job.
我之前雖然不太感興趣 I know I wasn't into this before,
不過我很高興能帶你來你的第一個舞會 but I'm so glad I get to take you to your first prom.
你為什么覺得我沒參加畢業舞會 What makes you think I didn't go to my prom?
-我去了 -你帶了誰 - I went. - Well, who'd you go with?
我帶的女伴名叫"孤獨" I took a little lady I like to call loneliness.
沒事啦 Aw, it's all right.
我們最后和"丟臉" We ended up having a threesome
來了個"三人大戰" with her friend humiliation, so...
如果我當時在場 看見你一個人 Well, if I would have been there and saw you alone,
我一定會邀請你跳舞 I would've asked you to dance.
不 你不會的 No, you wouldn't have.
你怎么知道 Well, you don't know that.
那時候我還沒發育呢 It was before my growth spurt.
什么 你現在是發育過了嗎 What, that already happened?
真好笑 Very funny.
不過你肯定也不會邀請我 Well, you wouldn't have asked me either.
我肯定會邀請你 I would have asked you.
在我腦子里 In my head.
在回家的路上 On the way home.
大哭的時候邀請你 While I was having a good cry.
謝爾頓 我能進來嗎 Sheldon, can I come in?
我覺得還是算了吧 I don't think that's a good idea.
為什么 Why not?
根據網上的留言板說 According to an online message board,
我可能是恐慌癥犯了 I may be having a panic attack.
"足球媽媽09"也有同樣的癥狀 SoccerMom09 had similar symptoms.
不過說實話 她的雙胞胎那天的確很不乖 But to be fair, the twins were a real handful that day.
你讓我很擔心 You're making me worry.
到底怎么回事 What's going on?
事情是我們要去參加畢業舞會 What's going on is we're about to go to a prom.
對我們這樣的青年情侶來說 And there's a great deal of pressure
要做到鮑勃·尤班克斯 on young couples like us to engage in
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說的那樣"肆意狂歡" 有很大壓力 what Mr. Bob Eubanks called making whoopee.
什么壓力 What pressure?
我不過就說了你好帥 All I said was you look handsome.
把門打開好嗎 Can you please open the door?
不光是這樣 It's not just that.
萊納德和佩妮也說了這事 Leonard and Penny also made comments about it.
我又不是瞎子 And I'm not blind.
我都忍不住多看兩眼我的翹臀 Even I looked twice when I saw my posterior
裹在禮服褲里的樣子 in these tuxedo pants.
我跟珍妮相識于你阿姨格拉蒂家 So, I met Jeanie at your Aunt Gladys'.
她遞給我猶太典禮酒 She passed me the Manischewitz,
我看了這猶太美女一眼 I took one look at this punim,
差點猶太式"噴"到猶太布丁上 and I almost plotzed on the kugel.
我談論印度時也這么煩人嗎 Is this what I sound like when I talk about India?
我媽對此沒意見嗎 So, my mother's okay with this?
你媽干嘛對我和斯圖爾特有意見 Why would your mother have a problem with me and Stuart?
因為他們之間存在著不恰當的逾越之舉 'Cause they have a weird, inappropriate relationship.
比咱倆在我爸車里"做"的事還逾越嗎 Weirder than what you and I did in my dad's Corolla?
真是太"糟糕"了 This is so messed up.
我知道 我看得好開心啊 I know, I'm having the best time.
你今天為什么要來 Why would you even come to this?
你不是知道我也會在場嗎 Didn't you know I'd be here?
那事都過去多久了 霍華德 It was a long time ago, Howard.
而且你倆是二等堂姐弟 有啥關系 And you're only second cousins, who cares?
珍妮與霍華德關系為同房遠堂 也就是外國人眼中二等堂(second cousin)
你明知道這事還非要帶她來嗎 So, you knew and you brought her anyway?
霍德華能上她 我卻不能上嗎 Oh, so she's good enough for Howard, but not for me?!
沒錯 Yeah.
滾回家和你自己媽媽 Yeah, go have weird relationships
堂姐玩不倫去吧 with your own mother and cousin.
這是他的地盤 This is his turf.
說得對 Yeah.
我之前沒請你跳舞 Well, I might not have asked you to dance then,
-現在讓我邀請你吧 -可是沒音樂啊 - but I will ask you now. - There's no music.
我不管 I don't care.
咱們自己制造音樂嘛 We'll make our own music.
瞧瞧 現在誰像個傻瓜啊 My God, who's the dork now?
謝謝你穿了平跟鞋 Thank you for wearing your flats.
謝謝你穿了高跟鞋 Thank you for wearing your heels.
看我多有出息 Look at me.
和舞會中最美的姑娘一起跳舞 Dancing with the prettiest girl at the prom.
想不想拍張合影發給 Want to take a picture of us and send it
你象棋俱樂部的朋友啊 to your old friends in the chess club?
我幾年前就把你的泳裝照發給他們了 I sent them a bikini shot of you years ago.
這樣真好 This is nice.
我都有點希望其他人不來了 I kind of wish no one else was coming.
我也這么想 I know, me, too.
但能過個不混亂的畢業舞會也不錯 But it will be fun to have a prom without all the drama.
華仔 放開他 Howie, get off of him!
除非這只豬不再專拱我家的白菜 Not until he stops humping his way up my family tree!
謝爾頓 你太傻了 Sheldon, this is silly.
我不要又錯過一次舞會 I'm not missing another prom.
我要上樓去了 I'm going upstairs now.
回見 Good-bye.
我真心覺得你今天很美 I really did think you looked pretty.
真的嗎 You did?
真的 Yes.
驚艷到讓我開始恐慌 So much so that I started to panic.
你不用緊張 Well, you can relax.
就算你覺得我很美 Just because you think I look pretty
也不代表我們今晚就要在一起 doesn't mean we have to spend the night together.
可這是舞會 你不就想這樣嗎 Were you hoping we would because it's prom?
我一直都想 I'm always hoping.
但今晚我只想好好和你享受舞會 But tonight I just wanted to have a nice time with you.
或許還能跟有手臂的生物跳舞 And maybe dance with someone who has arms.
謝謝你理解我 Thank you for understanding.
我當然理解 Of course I understand.
謝爾頓 Sheldon,
有些話我一直想告訴你 there's something else I've been wanting to say,
在說之前 我... but before I do, I just...
我想讓你明白 你不用回復我 I want you to know that you don't have to say it back.
我知道你還沒準備好 I know you're not ready,
所以我不希望你 and I don't want you to say it
僅僅因為社交規矩而說出來 just because social convention dictates...
我也愛你 I love you, too.
你說出來了 You said it.
我對你有著不可否認 There's no denying I have feelings for you
又無法用其他途徑解釋的好感 that can't be explained in any other way.
我曾以為自己腦子里長了寄生蟲 I briefly considered that I had a brain parasite.
但那個理由更牽強 But that seems even more farfetched.
唯一的結論 這就是愛 The only conclusion was love.
我知道你怎么了 I know what's happening.
你這是恐慌發作 This is a panic attack.
"足球媽媽09"說要雙腿抬高馬上躺下 SoccerMom09 says to lie down with your feet elevated.
好的 Okay.
雖然我說了我愛你 Just because I love you doesn't mean
但不代表女生可以進我房間啊 girls are allowed in my room.
好了 Okay.
照相啦 Here we go...
說"茄子" Say "Cheese"!
說"田七" Say "Cheese"!
說"堂姐" Say "Cousin"!
說 Say...
抱歉 Oh, sorry.
等一下 抱歉 Hang on, sorry.
黛比 Hey, Debbie.
我...是的 我和珍妮在一起 I... Yeah, yeah, I'm here with Jeanie.
可我和她只是朋友 Okay, but we're just friends.
只是... 好吧 It's... Yeah.
我得趕緊走了 I got to go.