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People always ask me
if I know Tyler Durden.
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Three minutes.
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This is it. Ground zero.
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Do you have a speech for the occasion?
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With a gun barrel between your teeth,
you speak only in vowels.
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I can't think of anything.
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For a second, I forget about
Tyler's controlled demolition thing
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and I wonder how clean that gun is.
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It's getting exciting now.
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That old thing,
how you always hurt the one you love.
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Well, it works both ways.
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We have front-row seats
for this theater of mass destruction.
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The Demolitions Committee
of Project Mayhem
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wrapped the foundations
of 12 buildings with explosives.
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In two minutes,
primary charges will blow base charges
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and a few blocks will be reduced
to smouldering rubble.
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I know this because Tyler knows this.
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Two and a half.
Think of everything we've accomplished.
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Suddenly I realize that all of this,
the gun, the bombs, the revolution,
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has got something to do
with a girl named Marla Singer.
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Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
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This was a support group
for men with testicular cancer.
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The big moosie slobbering all over me,
that was Bob.
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We're still men.
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Yes, we're men.
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Men is what we are.
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Bob had had his testicles removed.
Then hormone therapy.
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He developed bitch tits because
his testosterone was too high
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and his body upped the oestrogen.
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- That was where I fit...
- They'll have to drain my pecs again.
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..between those huge sweating tits
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that hung enormous,
the way you'd think of God's as big.
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OK, you cry now.
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No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.
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For six months, I couldn't sleep.
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I couldn't sleep.
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With insomnia, nothing's real.
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Everything's far away.
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Everything's a copy of a copy
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of a copy.
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When deep space exploration ramps up,
it'll be the corporations that name everything.
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The IBM Stellar Sphere.
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The Microsoft Galaxy.
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The Planet Starbucks.
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I need you out of town this week
to cover some red flags.
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It must have been Tuesday.
He had on his cornflower blue tie.
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You want me to deprioritize my reports
until you advise of a status upgrade?
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Prioritize these. Here's your flight coupons.
Call me if there's any snags.
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He was full of pep.
Must have had his grande latte enema.
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Like so many others, I had become
a slave to the Ikea nesting instinct.
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Yes. I'd like to order
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the Erika Pekkari dust ruffles.
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- Please hold.
- Anything clever,
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like a coffee table in the shape of a yin-yang,
I had to have it.
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The Klipsk personal office unit.
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The Hovetrekke home exerbike.
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Or the Ohamshab sofa
with the Strinne green stripe pattern.
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Even the Ryslampa wire lamps of
environmentally-friendly unbleached paper.
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I'd flip through catalogues and wonder
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"What kind of dining set
defines me as a person?"
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I had it all. Even the glass dishes
with tiny bubbles and imperfections,
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proof that they were crafted by the honest,
hard-working, indigenous peoples of...
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- Please hold.
- ..wherever.
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We used to read pornography.
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Now it was the Horchow collection.
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- No. You can't die of insomnia.
- What about narcolepsy?
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I nod off, I wake up in strange places.
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I have no idea how I got there.
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- You need to lighten up.
- Can you please just give me something?
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Red and blue Tuinals, lipstick-red Seconals...
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No. You need healthy, natural sleep.
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Chew some valerian root
and get more exercise.
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Hey, come on.
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- I'm in pain.
- You wanna see pain?
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Swing by First Methodist, Tuesday nights.
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See the guys with testicular cancer.
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That's pain.
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I always wanted three kids...
two boys and a girl.
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Mindy wanted two girls and a boy.
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We never could agree on anything.
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Well, I... She...
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She had her first child last week.
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A girl.
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With... With her... With her new husband.
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Fuck!
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Thank God, you know...
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I'm glad for her.
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She deserves...
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Everyone, let's thank Thomas
for sharing himself with us.
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Thank you, Thomas.
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I look around this room,
and I see a lot of courage.
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And that gives me strength.
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We give each other strength.
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It's time for the one-on-ones.
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So let's all of us follow Thomas's example
and really open ourselves up.
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Could you find a partner?
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And this is how I met the big moosie.
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His eyes already shrink-wrapped in tears.
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Knees together. Those awkward little steps.
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- My name is Bob.
- Bob?
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Bob had been a champion bodybuilder.
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You know that chest expansion programme
on late-night TV?
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That was his idea.
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I was a juicer.
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You know, using steroids?
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Diabonal and
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Wisterol.
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Oh, they use that on racehorses,
for Christ sakes.
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And now I'm bankrupt.
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I'm divorced.
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My two grown kids
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won't even return my phone calls.
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Strangers with this kind of honesty
make me go a big, rubbery one.
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Go ahead,... Cornelius.
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You can cry.
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And then... something happened.
I let go.
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That's really good.
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Lost in oblivion.
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Dark and silent and complete.
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I found freedom.
Losing all hope was freedom.
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It's OK.
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Babies don't sleep this well.
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I became addicted.
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If I didn't say anything
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people always assumed the worst.
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They cried harder... then I cried harder.
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Now we're going to open the green door,
the heart chakra...
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I wasn't really dying.
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I wasn't host to cancer or parasites.
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I was the warm little center
that the life of this world crowded around.
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Imagine your pain
as a white ball of healing light.
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It moves over your body, healing you.
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Now keep this going. Remember to breathe
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and step forward
through the back door of the room.
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Where does it lead?
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To your cave.
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Step forward
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into your cave.
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That's right.
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You're going deeper into your cave.
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And you're going to find
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your power animal.
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Slide.
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Every evening I died.
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And every evening I was born again.
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Resurrected.
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Bob loved me because he thought
my testicles were removed too.
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Being there, pressed against his tits,
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ready to cry.
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This was my vacation.
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And she
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ruined everything.
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This is cancer, right?
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This chick, Marla Singer,
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did not have testicular cancer.
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She was a liar.
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She had no diseases at all.
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I had seen her at Free And Clear,
my blood parasites group, Thursdays.
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Then at Hope,
my bimonthly sickle-cell circle.
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And again, at Seize The Day,
my tuberculosis, Friday night.
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Marla,
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the big tourist.
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Her lie reflected my lie.
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And suddenly, I felt nothing.
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I couldn't cry. So once again,
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I couldn't sleep.
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Next group, after guided meditation,
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after we open our heart chakras,
when it's time to hug,
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I'm gonna grab that bitch,
Marla Singer, and scream.
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Marla, you liar!
You big tourist, I need this! Now, get out!
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I hadn't slept in four days.
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We'll just let that dry...
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When you have insomnia,
you're never really asleep.
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And you're never really awake.
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To begin tonight's communion,
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Chloe would like to say a few words.
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Oh, yeah. Chloe.
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Chloe looked the way Meryl Streep's skeleton
would look if you made it walk around
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being extra nice to everybody.
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Well, I'm still here.
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But I don't know for how long.
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That's as much certainty
as anyone can give me.
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But I've got some good news.
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I no longer have any fear of death.
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But... I am in a pretty lonely place.
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No-one will have sex with me.
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I'm so close to the end,
and all I want is to get laid for the last time.
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I have pornographic movies
in my apartment,
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- and lubricants and amyl nitrite.
- Thank you, Chloe.
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Everyone, let's thank Chloe.
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Thank you, Chloe.
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Now, let's ready ourselves
for guided meditation.
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You're standing at the entrance of your cave.
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You step inside your cave and you walk...
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If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla.
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Marla.
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The scratch on the roof of your mouth
that would heal if you could stop tonguing it.
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But you can't.
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..deeper into your cave as you walk.
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You feel a healing energy all around you.
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Now find your power animal.
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Slide.
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OK. Let's partner up.
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Pick someone special to you tonight.
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Hey.
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- We need to talk.
- Sure.
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- I'm onto you.
- What?
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Yeah. You're a faker. You're not dying.
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Sorry?
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In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath
sense of the word, I know we're all dying.
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- But you're not dying the way Chloe is.
- So?
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So you're a tourist.
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I've seen you. I saw you at melanoma,
I saw you at tuberculosis.
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I saw you at testicular cancer!
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I saw you practising this.
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- Practising what?
- Telling me off.
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Is it going as well as you hoped,... Rupert?
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I'll expose you.
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Go ahead. I'll expose you.
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Come together. Let yourselves cry.
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Oh, God. Why are you doing this?
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It's cheaper than a movie
and there's free coffee.
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Look, this is important.
These are my groups.
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I've been coming for over a year.
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- Why do you do it?
- I don't know.
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When people think you're dying,
they listen to you instead of...
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Instead of waiting for their turn to speak.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Share yourself... completely.
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Look, you don't want to get into this.
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- It becomes an addiction.
- Really?
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I'm not kidding. I can't cry
if another faker is present, and I need this.
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You gotta find somewhere else to go.
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Candystripe a cancer ward.
It's not my problem.
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No, wait a second. Hold on.
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We'll split up the week, OK?
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You take lymphoma and tuberculosis.
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You take tuberculosis.
My smoking doesn't go over at all.
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OK. Good. Fine.
Testicular cancer should be no contest.
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Technically, I have more right to be there.
You still have your balls.
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- You're kidding.
- I dunno. Am I?
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No. No.
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- What do you want?
- I'll take the parasites.
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You can't have both.
Take the blood parasites.
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- I want brain parasites.
- I'll take the blood but I want brain dementia.
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- I want that.
- You can't have the whole brain.
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So far, you have four. I only have two.
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OK. Take both the parasites. They're yours.
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Now we both have three...
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Hey! You left half your clothes.
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- What, are you selling those?
- Yes!
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I'm selling some clothes!
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So! We each have three. That's six.
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00:18:01,025 --> 00:18:03,859
What about the seventh day?
I want bowel cancer.
255
00:18:03,929 --> 00:18:06,022
The girl had done her homework.
256
00:18:06,131 --> 00:18:08,224
No. No. I want bowel cancer.
257
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:10,927
That's your favorite too?
258
00:18:11,037 --> 00:18:14,528
- Tried to slip it by me, eh?
- Look, we'll split it.
259
00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:16,699
Take the first and third Sunday.
260
00:18:19,178 --> 00:18:21,043
Deal.
261
00:18:23,649 --> 00:18:25,948
Looks like this is goodbye.
262
00:18:26,052 --> 00:18:28,179
Let's not make a big thing out of it.
263
00:18:28,288 --> 00:18:30,722
How's this for not making a big thing?
264
00:18:34,193 --> 00:18:35,990
Hey, Marla!
265
00:18:36,329 --> 00:18:38,490
Marla!
266
00:18:38,564 --> 00:18:41,159
Maybe we should exchange numbers.
267
00:18:41,268 --> 00:18:43,168
Should we?
268
00:18:43,270 --> 00:18:47,330
- We might wanna switch nights.
- OK.
269
00:18:52,513 --> 00:18:55,005
This is how I met Marla Singer.
270
00:18:56,750 --> 00:19:00,982
Marla's philosophy of life
was that she might die at any moment.
271
00:19:01,088 --> 00:19:03,387
The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't.
272
00:19:03,491 --> 00:19:07,517
It doesn't have your name!
Who are you? Cornelius? Rupert?
273
00:19:07,594 --> 00:19:11,554
Travis? Any of the stupid names
you give each night?
274
00:19:14,536 --> 00:19:16,595
You wake up at SeaTac.
275
00:19:16,705 --> 00:19:19,640
SFO. LAX.
276
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,107
You wake up at O'Hare.
277
00:19:22,210 --> 00:19:24,338
Dallas Fort Worth.
278
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,381
BWI.
279
00:19:26,449 --> 00:19:30,248
Pacific. Mountain. Central.
Lose an hour. Gain an hour.
280
00:19:30,352 --> 00:19:34,221
The check-in for that flight
isn't for another two hours, sir.
281
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:37,588
This is your life,
and it's ending one minute at a time.
282
00:19:37,660 --> 00:19:40,652
You wake up at Air Harbor International.
283
00:19:42,064 --> 00:19:45,932
If you wake up at a different time,
in a different place,
284
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,665
could you wake up as a different person?
285
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,830
Everywhere I travel,
286
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,204
tiny life.
287
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,801
Single-serving sugar and cream.
288
00:19:55,879 --> 00:19:57,676
Single pat of butter.
289
00:19:57,781 --> 00:20:00,614
The microwave cordon bleu hobby kit.
290
00:20:00,684 --> 00:20:02,652
Shampoo-conditioner combos.
291
00:20:02,753 --> 00:20:06,621
Sample-package mouthwash.
Tiny bars of soap.
292
00:20:08,058 --> 00:20:10,584
The people I meet on each flight,
293
00:20:10,661 --> 00:20:12,787
they're single-serving friends.
294
00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:16,595
Between takeoff and landing,
we have our time together.
295
00:20:16,667 --> 00:20:18,897
That's all we get.
296
00:20:19,003 --> 00:20:20,903
Welcome!
297
00:20:23,007 --> 00:20:27,205
On a long enough time line,
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
298
00:20:27,278 --> 00:20:31,010
I was a recall coordinator.
My job was to apply the formula.
299
00:20:31,083 --> 00:20:33,483
The infant went through the windshield.
300
00:20:33,585 --> 00:20:37,646
A new car built by my company
leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph.
301
00:20:37,723 --> 00:20:39,816
The rear differential locks up.
302
00:20:40,859 --> 00:20:43,453
The teenager's braces
are stuck to the ashtray.
303
00:20:43,529 --> 00:20:45,895
Might make a good anti-smoking ad.
304
00:20:45,998 --> 00:20:49,490
The car crashes and burns
with everyone trapped inside.
305
00:20:49,601 --> 00:20:51,865
Now, should we initiate a recall?
306
00:20:51,937 --> 00:20:54,031
The father must have been huge.
307
00:20:54,107 --> 00:20:57,337
See where the fat burned to the seat?
The polyester shirt?
308
00:20:57,443 --> 00:20:59,434
Very modern art.
309
00:20:59,511 --> 00:21:02,003
Take the number of vehicles in the field, A.
310
00:21:02,082 --> 00:21:04,812
Multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B.
311
00:21:04,884 --> 00:21:08,684
Multiply the result by
the average out-of-court settlement, C.
312
00:21:08,755 --> 00:21:10,848
A x B x C
313
00:21:11,057 --> 00:21:12,957
equals X.
314
00:21:13,059 --> 00:21:15,654
If X is less than the cost of a recall,
315
00:21:15,729 --> 00:21:17,754
we don't do one.
316
00:21:17,864 --> 00:21:21,061
Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
317
00:21:21,134 --> 00:21:23,069
You wouldn't believe.
318
00:21:24,538 --> 00:21:27,063
Which car company do you work for?
319
00:21:27,141 --> 00:21:29,268
A major one.
320
00:21:31,745 --> 00:21:35,681
Every time the plane banked too sharply
on takeoff or landing,
321
00:21:35,749 --> 00:21:39,049
I prayed for a crash or a midair collision.
322
00:21:39,721 --> 00:21:41,278
Anything.
323
00:21:50,132 --> 00:21:53,863
Life insurance pays off triple
if you die on a business trip.
324
00:21:56,805 --> 00:22:00,105
"If you are seated in an emergency exit row
325
00:22:00,176 --> 00:22:03,702
and would be unable or unwilling
to perform the duties
326
00:22:03,778 --> 00:22:08,216
listed on the safety card, please
ask a flight attendant to reseat you."
327
00:22:10,019 --> 00:22:12,078
It's a lot of responsibility.
328
00:22:12,155 --> 00:22:14,385
Wanna switch seats?
329
00:22:14,490 --> 00:22:17,926
No. I'm not sure
I'm the man for that particularjob.
330
00:22:17,994 --> 00:22:22,398
An exit-door procedure at 30,000ft.
331
00:22:22,499 --> 00:22:24,557
The illusion of safety.
332
00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,893
Yeah. I guess so.
333
00:22:26,969 --> 00:22:29,905
You know why
they put oxygen masks on planes?
334
00:22:29,973 --> 00:22:34,535
- So you can breathe.
- Oxygen gets you high.
335
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:39,173
In a catastrophic emergency,
you take giant panic breaths.
336
00:22:39,249 --> 00:22:41,774
Suddenly you become euphoric, docile.
337
00:22:41,852 --> 00:22:44,151
You accept your fate.
338
00:22:44,789 --> 00:22:46,813
It's all right here.
339
00:22:46,924 --> 00:22:50,053
Emergency water landing, 600mph.
340
00:22:50,161 --> 00:22:52,994
Blank faces. Calm as Hindu cows.
341
00:22:53,064 --> 00:22:55,157
That's...
342
00:22:56,401 --> 00:22:58,665
That's an interesting theory.
343
00:23:00,672 --> 00:23:02,799
- What do you do?
- What do you mean?
344
00:23:02,874 --> 00:23:04,968
What do you do for a living?
345
00:23:05,044 --> 00:23:08,206
Why? So you can pretend you're interested?
346
00:23:10,882 --> 00:23:12,373
OK.
347
00:23:12,451 --> 00:23:15,352
You have
a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
348
00:23:18,590 --> 00:23:20,650
We have the exact same briefcase.
349
00:23:21,493 --> 00:23:23,484
Soap.
350
00:23:23,596 --> 00:23:27,260
- Sorry?
- I make and I sell soap.
351
00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:29,765
The yardstick of civilization.
352
00:23:30,269 --> 00:23:32,237
And this is how I met...
353
00:23:32,371 --> 00:23:34,169
Tyler Durden.
354
00:23:34,241 --> 00:23:39,508
Did you know if you mix gasoline and
frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?
355
00:23:39,613 --> 00:23:42,582
- No, I did not. Is that true?
- That's right.
356
00:23:42,649 --> 00:23:46,483
One can make all kinds of explosives
with simple household items.
357
00:23:46,586 --> 00:23:49,021
- Really?
- If one was so inclined.
358
00:23:53,994 --> 00:23:59,058
Tyler, you are by far the most interesting
single-serving friend I have ever met.
359
00:24:00,935 --> 00:24:05,065
- Everything on a plane is single-serving...
- Oh, I get it. Very clever.
360
00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:06,697
Thank you.
361
00:24:06,807 --> 00:24:08,900
How's it working out for you?
362
00:24:09,010 --> 00:24:11,741
- What?
- Being clever?
363
00:24:11,847 --> 00:24:14,212
Great.
364
00:24:14,282 --> 00:24:17,274
Keep it up, then. Right up.
365
00:24:18,487 --> 00:24:20,648
A question of etiquette.
366
00:24:20,722 --> 00:24:23,714
As I pass, do I give you the ass or the crotch?
367
00:24:30,766 --> 00:24:33,099
How I came to live with Tyler is...
368
00:24:33,169 --> 00:24:37,468
Airlines have this policy
about vibrating luggage.
369
00:24:45,148 --> 00:24:49,778
- Was it ticking?
- Throwers know modern bombs don't tick.
370
00:24:49,886 --> 00:24:53,049
- Sorry, throwers?
- Baggage handlers.
371
00:24:53,122 --> 00:24:55,353
But when a suitcase vibrates,
372
00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:58,153
the throwers have got to call the police.
373
00:24:58,261 --> 00:25:01,753
- My suitcase was vibrating?
- Nine times out of ten
374
00:25:01,864 --> 00:25:03,924
it's an electric razor.
375
00:25:04,001 --> 00:25:06,128
But... every once in a while
376
00:25:09,072 --> 00:25:11,132
it's a dildo.
377
00:25:11,909 --> 00:25:15,970
It's company policy never to imply
ownership in the event of a dildo.
378
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:19,948
We have to use the indefinite article,
a dildo, never
379
00:25:20,017 --> 00:25:22,110
your dildo.
380
00:25:22,186 --> 00:25:24,280
I don't own...
381
00:25:26,958 --> 00:25:30,086
I had everything in that suitcase.
My CK shirts.
382
00:25:30,161 --> 00:25:33,324
My DKNYshoes. My AX ties.
383
00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:37,331
Never mind.
384
00:25:39,205 --> 00:25:41,934
Hey! That's my car!
385
00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:50,215
Home was a condo on the 15th floor
386
00:25:50,316 --> 00:25:53,341
of a filing cabinet
for widows and professionals.
387
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:56,047
The walls were solid concrete.
388
00:25:56,155 --> 00:25:58,214
A foot of concrete is important
389
00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:02,591
when your next-door neighbor
has to watch game shows at full volume.
390
00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:06,563
Or when a blast of debris
that used to be your personal effects
391
00:26:06,632 --> 00:26:10,660
blows out of your windows
and sails flaming into the night.
392
00:26:17,144 --> 00:26:19,408
I suppose these things happen.
393
00:26:32,260 --> 00:26:34,353
There's... nothing up there.
394
00:26:34,429 --> 00:26:37,830
You can't go into the unit. Police orders.
395
00:26:46,508 --> 00:26:49,032
Do you have somebody you can call?
396
00:26:49,110 --> 00:26:51,237
How embarrassing.
397
00:26:51,312 --> 00:26:54,214
A houseful of condiments and no food.
398
00:27:03,659 --> 00:27:07,426
The police later told me
the pilot light might have gone out
399
00:27:08,431 --> 00:27:11,399
letting out just a little bit of gas.
400
00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:13,731
That gas could have filled the condo.
401
00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:17,329
1700 square feet with high ceilings
for days and days.
402
00:27:25,548 --> 00:27:29,315
Then the refrigerator's compressor
could have clicked on.
403
00:27:30,421 --> 00:27:32,479
Yeah?
404
00:27:35,625 --> 00:27:37,685
I can hear you breathing...
405
00:27:46,337 --> 00:27:50,273
If you ask me now,
I couldn't tell you why I called him.
406
00:28:33,519 --> 00:28:35,750
- Hello?
- Who's this?
407
00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:40,083
- Tyler?
- Who is this?
408
00:28:41,627 --> 00:28:43,823
We met... We met on the airplane.
409
00:28:43,931 --> 00:28:46,161
We had the same suitcase?
410
00:28:46,233 --> 00:28:48,325
The clever guy?
411
00:28:48,401 --> 00:28:50,768
Oh, yeah. Right.
412
00:28:52,773 --> 00:28:55,401
I called a second ago. There was no answer.
413
00:28:55,509 --> 00:28:59,707
- I'm at a payphone.
- Yeah, I *69'd you. I never pick up my phone.
414
00:29:02,449 --> 00:29:04,543
So what's up?
415
00:29:05,219 --> 00:29:07,244
Well.
416
00:29:07,355 --> 00:29:09,414
You're not gonna believe this.
417
00:29:11,558 --> 00:29:13,789
You know, it could be worse.
418
00:29:13,861 --> 00:29:17,627
A woman could cut off your penis
while you sleep and toss it out of a car.
419
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:21,765
There's always that. I don't know.
420
00:29:21,836 --> 00:29:24,964
When you buy furniture,
you tell yourself, that's it.
421
00:29:25,039 --> 00:29:27,133
That's the last sofa I'll need.
422
00:29:27,209 --> 00:29:30,007
Whatever happens,
that sofa problem is handled.
423
00:29:30,079 --> 00:29:33,536
I had it all.
I had a stereo that was very decent.
424
00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:37,176
A wardrobe that was getting very respectable.
425
00:29:37,252 --> 00:29:39,413
I was close to being complete.
426
00:29:39,488 --> 00:29:42,049
- Shit, man. Now it's all gone.
- All gone.
427
00:29:42,158 --> 00:29:44,887
All gone.
428
00:29:46,161 --> 00:29:48,186
Do you know what a duvet is?
429
00:29:48,263 --> 00:29:51,165
- A comforter.
- It's a blanket.
430
00:29:51,234 --> 00:29:55,226
Just a blanket. Why do guys
like you and I know what a duvet is?
431
00:29:55,304 --> 00:29:59,469
Is this essential to our survival
in the hunter-gatherer sense?
432
00:29:59,576 --> 00:30:01,203
No.
433
00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:03,268
What are we, then?
434
00:30:03,381 --> 00:30:05,974
I dunno. Consumers.
435
00:30:06,049 --> 00:30:08,108
Right. We're consumers.
436
00:30:08,218 --> 00:30:11,484
We are by-products of a lifestyle obsession.
437
00:30:11,589 --> 00:30:15,490
Murder, crime, poverty.
These things don't concern me.
438
00:30:15,592 --> 00:30:19,029
What concerns me are celebrity magazines,
439
00:30:19,096 --> 00:30:21,189
television with 500 channels,
440
00:30:21,265 --> 00:30:23,927
some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine.
441
00:30:24,035 --> 00:30:26,095
Viagra. Olestra.
442
00:30:26,204 --> 00:30:29,036
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
443
00:30:29,106 --> 00:30:32,598
She's polishing the brass on the Titanic.
It's all going down.
444
00:30:32,711 --> 00:30:36,442
So fuck off with your sofa units
and Strinne green stripe patterns.
445
00:30:36,515 --> 00:30:39,847
I say never be complete.
446
00:30:39,917 --> 00:30:41,943
I say stop being perfect.
447
00:30:42,054 --> 00:30:44,079
I say let's evolve.
448
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:46,454
Let the chips fall where they may.
449
00:30:48,627 --> 00:30:50,720
But that's me, and I could be wrong.
450
00:30:50,829 --> 00:30:52,888
Maybe it's a terrible tragedy.
451
00:30:52,964 --> 00:30:55,456
It's just stuff. Not a tragedy...
452
00:30:55,535 --> 00:30:59,301
You did lose a lot of versatile solutions
for modern living.
453
00:30:59,371 --> 00:31:01,965
Fuck, you're right. I don't smoke.
454
00:31:05,344 --> 00:31:09,110
My insurance is probably gonna cover it, so...
455
00:31:11,551 --> 00:31:13,678
What?
456
00:31:13,786 --> 00:31:16,915
The things you own end up owning you.
457
00:31:20,260 --> 00:31:22,318
Do what you like, man.
458
00:31:23,062 --> 00:31:25,497
Oh, it's late.
459
00:31:25,566 --> 00:31:28,296
- Hey, thanks for the beer.
- Yeah, man.
460
00:31:28,368 --> 00:31:30,461
I should find a hotel.
461
00:31:31,205 --> 00:31:33,298
What?
462
00:31:33,373 --> 00:31:35,000
What?
463
00:31:35,109 --> 00:31:37,168
- A hotel?
- Yeah.
464
00:31:37,277 --> 00:31:40,338
- Just ask, man.
- What are you talking about?
465
00:31:40,415 --> 00:31:44,180
Oh, God. Three pitchers of beer
and you still can't ask.
466
00:31:45,185 --> 00:31:46,813
What?
467
00:31:46,921 --> 00:31:49,549
You called me
because you needed a place to stay.
468
00:31:49,624 --> 00:31:53,082
- Oh, hey. No, no, no.
- Yes, you did. So just ask.
469
00:31:53,161 --> 00:31:55,721
Cut the foreplay and just ask, man.
470
00:31:57,532 --> 00:31:59,796
Would... Would that be a problem?
471
00:31:59,901 --> 00:32:01,961
Is it a problem for you to ask?
472
00:32:02,972 --> 00:32:05,201
- Can I stay at your place?
- Yeah.
473
00:32:06,574 --> 00:32:08,634
Thanks.
474
00:32:12,815 --> 00:32:15,808
- I want you to do me a favor.
- Yeah, sure.
475
00:32:15,919 --> 00:32:18,318
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
476
00:32:18,387 --> 00:32:20,355
What?
477
00:32:20,422 --> 00:32:24,257
I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
478
00:32:24,361 --> 00:32:27,261
Let me tell you a little bit about Tyler Durden.
479
00:32:27,463 --> 00:32:29,829
Tyler was a night person.
480
00:32:29,932 --> 00:32:32,163
While the rest of us slept, he worked.
481
00:32:32,235 --> 00:32:35,398
He had one part-time job as a projectionist.
482
00:32:35,472 --> 00:32:38,464
A movie doesn't come all on one big reel.
It comes on a few.
483
00:32:38,575 --> 00:32:42,272
Someone has to switch the projectors
at the exact moment
484
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:45,611
that one reel ends and the next one begins.
485
00:32:45,683 --> 00:32:49,618
You can see little dots come into
the upper right corner of the screen.
486
00:32:49,686 --> 00:32:52,417
In the industry, we call them cigarette burns.
487
00:32:52,490 --> 00:32:54,583
That's the cue for a changeover.
488
00:32:54,659 --> 00:32:59,426
He flips the projectors, movie keeps
going and the audience has no idea.
489
00:32:59,497 --> 00:33:01,761
Why would anyone want this shitjob?
490
00:33:01,866 --> 00:33:05,029
Because it affords him
interesting opportunities.
491
00:33:05,102 --> 00:33:08,630
Like splicing a frame of pornography
into family films.
492
00:33:08,707 --> 00:33:13,700
So when the snooty cat and the courageous
dog with the celebrity voices first meet,
493
00:33:13,845 --> 00:33:18,044
that's when you'll catch a flash
of Tyler's contribution to the film.
494
00:33:24,923 --> 00:33:27,517
Nobody knows that they saw it but they did.
495
00:33:27,626 --> 00:33:30,187
Nice, big cock.
496
00:33:35,000 --> 00:33:37,731
Even a hummingbird
couldn't catch Tyler at work.
497
00:33:43,076 --> 00:33:48,104
Tyler also works sometimes as a banquet
waiter at the luxurious Pressman hotel.
498
00:33:52,753 --> 00:33:56,813
He was the guerrilla terrorist
of the food service industry.
499
00:33:56,923 --> 00:33:59,222
Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
500
00:33:59,293 --> 00:34:03,696
Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque,
he farted on meringues,
501
00:34:03,764 --> 00:34:06,324
and as for the cream of mushroom soup...
502
00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:08,458
Go ahead, tell 'em.
503
00:34:08,535 --> 00:34:10,526
You get the idea.
504
00:34:10,738 --> 00:34:13,970
- You just want me to hit you?
- Come on. Do me this one favor.
505
00:34:14,075 --> 00:34:17,441
- Why?
- I don't know. Never been in a fight. You?
506
00:34:17,511 --> 00:34:21,505
- No. But that's a good thing.
- You can't know yourself if you haven't!
507
00:34:21,583 --> 00:34:23,949
I don't wanna die without any scars.
508
00:34:24,052 --> 00:34:28,318
- Come on. Hit me, before I lose my nerve.
- Oh, God. This is crazy.
509
00:34:28,390 --> 00:34:30,688
So go crazy! Let it rip.
510
00:34:30,759 --> 00:34:33,455
- I don't know about this.
- I don't either.
511
00:34:33,528 --> 00:34:36,589
Who gives a shit? No-one's watching.
What do you care?
512
00:34:36,699 --> 00:34:39,166
This is crazy. You want me to hit you?!
513
00:34:39,267 --> 00:34:41,326
That's right.
514
00:34:41,403 --> 00:34:44,601
- Where? Like, in the face?
- Surprise me.
515
00:34:46,776 --> 00:34:48,869
This is so fucking stupid.
516
00:34:59,756 --> 00:35:01,950
Motherfucker!
517
00:35:02,024 --> 00:35:04,117
He hit me in the ear!
518
00:35:04,193 --> 00:35:07,391
- Well, Jesus, I'm sorry.
- Ow, Christ!
519
00:35:07,497 --> 00:35:09,556
- Why the ear, man?
- I fucked it up.
520
00:35:09,633 --> 00:35:11,362
No, that was perfect.
521
00:35:24,247 --> 00:35:26,374
No, it's all right.
522
00:35:27,218 --> 00:35:29,311
It really hurts.
523
00:35:29,754 --> 00:35:31,813
Right.
524
00:35:32,190 --> 00:35:34,385
Hit me again.
525
00:35:34,459 --> 00:35:36,586
No, you hit me. Come on!
526
00:35:53,545 --> 00:35:56,036
We should do this again sometime.
527
00:36:08,827 --> 00:36:11,058
- Where's your car?
- What car?
528
00:36:21,574 --> 00:36:23,906
I don't know how Tyler found that house
529
00:36:24,044 --> 00:36:26,275
but he said he'd been there for a year.
530
00:36:26,380 --> 00:36:29,246
It looked like it was waiting to be torn down.
531
00:36:29,315 --> 00:36:31,715
Most of the windows were boarded up.
532
00:36:31,818 --> 00:36:37,189
There was no lock on the front door from
when the police, or whoever, kicked it in.
533
00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:39,317
The stairs were ready to collapse.
534
00:36:39,427 --> 00:36:41,918
I didn't know if he owned it or was squatting.
535
00:36:42,063 --> 00:36:44,531
Neither would have surprised me.
536
00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:47,493
Yep. That's you.
537
00:36:47,602 --> 00:36:50,196
That's me. That's the toilet. Good?
538
00:36:50,272 --> 00:36:52,330
Yeah, thanks.
539
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,340
What a shithole.
540
00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:56,411
Nothing worked.
541
00:37:00,048 --> 00:37:03,950
Turning on one light meant
another light in the house went out.
542
00:37:04,086 --> 00:37:07,817
There were no neighbors.
Just warehouses and a paper mill.
543
00:37:07,889 --> 00:37:11,883
That fart smell of steam.
The hamster-cage smell of wood chips.
544
00:37:13,662 --> 00:37:16,062
What have we here?
545
00:37:30,847 --> 00:37:32,941
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
546
00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:46,987
Every time it rained, we had to kill the power.
547
00:37:47,898 --> 00:37:51,299
By the end of the first month,
I didn't miss TV.
548
00:37:52,336 --> 00:37:55,670
I didn't even mind the warm, stale refrigerator.
549
00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:10,146
Can I be next?
550
00:38:14,559 --> 00:38:16,619
All right, man.
551
00:38:16,729 --> 00:38:18,719
Lose the tie.
552
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:27,138
At night, Tyler and I were alone
for half a mile in every direction.
553
00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:36,514
Rain trickled down through
the plaster and the light fixtures.
554
00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:39,416
Everything wooden swelled and shrank.
555
00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:42,715
Everywhere were rusted nails
to snag your elbow on.
556
00:38:42,788 --> 00:38:45,383
The previous occupant had been a shut-in.
557
00:38:45,458 --> 00:38:47,551
Hey, man. What are you reading?
558
00:38:47,627 --> 00:38:51,995
Listen to this. It's an article written
by an organ in the first person.
559
00:38:52,064 --> 00:38:54,829
"I am Jack's medulla oblongata.
Without me,
560
00:38:54,935 --> 00:38:58,393
Jack could not regulate
his heart rate or breathing."
561
00:38:58,471 --> 00:39:00,565
There's a whole series of these.
562
00:39:00,641 --> 00:39:02,733
"I Am Jill's Nipples."
563
00:39:04,744 --> 00:39:08,738
- "I Am Jack's Colon."
- "I Get Cancer. I Kill Jack."
564
00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:15,786
After fighting, everything else
in life got the volume turned down.
565
00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,487
What?
566
00:39:19,594 --> 00:39:23,156
- You could deal with anything.
- Have you finished those reports?
567
00:39:27,802 --> 00:39:30,397
If you could choose,
who would you fight?
568
00:39:30,472 --> 00:39:32,565
I'd fight my boss, probably.
569
00:39:32,641 --> 00:39:34,768
Really?
570
00:39:34,843 --> 00:39:38,210
- Yeah, why? Who would you fight?
- I'd fight my dad.
571
00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:40,373
I don't know my dad.
572
00:39:40,449 --> 00:39:42,383
I mean, I know him, but...
573
00:39:42,451 --> 00:39:44,818
He left when I was like, six years old.
574
00:39:44,887 --> 00:39:47,878
Married this other woman
and had some other kids.
575
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:50,049
He did this every six years.
576
00:39:50,192 --> 00:39:54,289
- He changes city and starts a new family.
- Fucker's setting up franchises!
577
00:39:55,098 --> 00:39:57,224
My dad never went to college.
578
00:39:57,299 --> 00:40:01,236
- So it was real important that I go.
- That sounds familiar.
579
00:40:01,304 --> 00:40:05,742
So I graduate. Call him up long-distance
and say, "Dad, now what?"
580
00:40:05,843 --> 00:40:07,834
- He says, "Get ajob."
- Same here.
581
00:40:07,910 --> 00:40:10,606
Now I'm 25. Make my yearly call again.
582
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:12,671
"Dad, now what?"
583
00:40:12,749 --> 00:40:14,877
He says, "I dunno. Get married."
584
00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:18,444
You can't get married.
585
00:40:19,222 --> 00:40:21,282
I'm a 30-year-old boy.
586
00:40:21,358 --> 00:40:23,849
We're a generation of men raised by women.
587
00:40:23,927 --> 00:40:28,228
I'm wondering if another woman
is really the answer we need.
588
00:40:34,238 --> 00:40:37,436
Most of the week, we were Ozzie and Harriet.
589
00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:41,745
But every Saturday night,
we were finding something out.
590
00:40:42,947 --> 00:40:46,439
We were finding out more and more
that we were not alone.
591
00:40:50,356 --> 00:40:54,985
It used to be that when I came home angry
or depressed, I'd just clean my condo.
592
00:40:55,093 --> 00:40:57,153
Polish my Scandinavian furniture.
593
00:40:57,296 --> 00:41:02,324
I should have been looking for a new condo
or haggling with my insurance company.
594
00:41:02,401 --> 00:41:06,167
I should have been upset
about my nice flaming little shit.
595
00:41:06,305 --> 00:41:08,170
But I wasn't.
596
00:41:08,307 --> 00:41:11,937
The premise of cybernetting an office
is make things more efficient.
597
00:41:12,012 --> 00:41:14,878
Monday mornings,
I just thought about next week.
598
00:41:14,947 --> 00:41:17,973
Can I get the icon in cornflower blue?
599
00:41:18,084 --> 00:41:19,177
Absolutely.
600
00:41:19,319 --> 00:41:22,550
Efficiency is priority No.1, people.
601
00:41:22,689 --> 00:41:25,486
Because waste is a thief.
602
00:41:25,558 --> 00:41:28,687
I showed this to my man here.
You liked it, didn't you?
603
00:41:32,366 --> 00:41:36,302
You can swallow a pint of blood
before you get sick.
604
00:41:37,337 --> 00:41:39,567
It was right in everyone's face.
605
00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:41,801
Tyler and I just made it visible.
606
00:41:41,909 --> 00:41:44,343
It was on the tip of everyone's tongue.
607
00:41:44,412 --> 00:41:46,505
Tyler and I just gave it a name.
608
00:41:57,725 --> 00:41:59,784
Come on, you've gotta go home!
609
00:42:22,017 --> 00:42:24,349
Turn off the jukebox. Lock the back.
610
00:42:45,241 --> 00:42:48,973
Every week,
Tyler gave the rules that he and I decided.
611
00:42:49,046 --> 00:42:51,105
Gentlemen!
612
00:42:51,882 --> 00:42:53,974
Welcome to Fight Club.
613
00:42:56,086 --> 00:42:58,247
The first rule of Fight Club is
614
00:42:58,389 --> 00:43:00,721
you do not talk about Fight Club.
615
00:43:00,825 --> 00:43:03,420
The second rule of Fight Club is
616
00:43:03,828 --> 00:43:07,264
you do not talk about Fight Club!
617
00:43:07,398 --> 00:43:09,663
Third rule of Fight Club.
618
00:43:09,734 --> 00:43:12,532
Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out,
619
00:43:12,637 --> 00:43:15,400
the fight is over. Fourth rule.
620
00:43:15,473 --> 00:43:17,806
Only two guys to a fight.
621
00:43:17,876 --> 00:43:19,741
Fifth rule.
622
00:43:19,845 --> 00:43:22,507
One fight at a time, fellas.
623
00:43:22,614 --> 00:43:25,083
Sixth rule. No shirts. No shoes.
624
00:43:25,151 --> 00:43:29,086
Seventh rule.
Fights will go on as long as they have to.
625
00:43:30,922 --> 00:43:33,517
And the eighth and final rule.
626
00:43:34,660 --> 00:43:37,856
If this is your first night at Fight Club
627
00:43:37,929 --> 00:43:40,023
you have to fight.
628
00:43:44,070 --> 00:43:46,130
This kid from work, Ricky,
629
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:50,733
couldn't remember whether
you ordered pens with blue ink or black.
630
00:43:50,843 --> 00:43:53,243
But Ricky was a god for ten minutes
631
00:43:53,312 --> 00:43:56,680
when he trounced
the maitre d' of a local food court.
632
00:43:58,551 --> 00:44:03,888
Sometimes, all you could hear were the flat,
hard, packing sounds over the yelling.
633
00:44:07,661 --> 00:44:10,687
Or the wet choke
when someone gasped and sprayed...
634
00:44:10,764 --> 00:44:12,789
Stop!
635
00:44:12,900 --> 00:44:15,768
You weren't alive anywhere
like you were there.
636
00:44:15,870 --> 00:44:20,670
But Fight Club only exists in the hours
between when Fight Club starts and ends.
637
00:44:21,174 --> 00:44:24,201
Even if I could tell someone
they had a good fight,
638
00:44:24,312 --> 00:44:26,610
I wouldn't be talking to the same man.
639
00:44:26,714 --> 00:44:30,013
Who you were in Fight Club
is not who you were outside of it.
640
00:44:30,118 --> 00:44:35,146
A guy came to Fight Club for the first time.
His ass was a wad of cookie dough.
641
00:44:35,223 --> 00:44:38,091
After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
642
00:44:38,928 --> 00:44:42,125
If you could fight any celebrity,
who would you fight?
643
00:44:42,196 --> 00:44:45,325
- Alive or dead?
- Doesn't matter. Who'd be tough?
644
00:44:46,235 --> 00:44:49,363
Hemingway. You?
645
00:44:50,005 --> 00:44:53,168
Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
646
00:44:54,209 --> 00:44:57,440
We all started seeing things differently.
647
00:44:58,714 --> 00:45:02,048
Everywhere we went,
we were sizing things up.
648
00:45:05,387 --> 00:45:08,551
I felt sorry for guys packed into gyms,
649
00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:12,721
trying to look like how Calvin Klein
or Tommy Hilfiger said they should.
650
00:45:12,796 --> 00:45:14,924
Is that what a man looks like?
651
00:45:15,832 --> 00:45:18,665
Oh, self-improvement is masturbation.
652
00:45:18,768 --> 00:45:20,827
Now, self-destruction...
653
00:45:20,937 --> 00:45:22,929
Excuse me.
654
00:45:57,576 --> 00:46:00,773
Fight Club wasn't about winning or losing.
655
00:46:00,846 --> 00:46:02,905
It wasn't about words.
656
00:46:04,850 --> 00:46:08,309
The hysterical shouting was in tongues
657
00:46:08,421 --> 00:46:10,388
like at a Pentecostal Church.
658
00:46:14,927 --> 00:46:17,020
- Is that it?
- Stop!
659
00:46:17,096 --> 00:46:19,997
When the fight was over, nothing was solved.
660
00:46:20,066 --> 00:46:22,000
But nothing mattered.
661
00:46:22,068 --> 00:46:24,866
Cool.
662
00:46:24,937 --> 00:46:27,736
Afterwards, we all felt saved.
663
00:46:28,676 --> 00:46:30,940
Hey, man. How about next week?
664
00:46:31,045 --> 00:46:33,103
How about next month?!
665
00:46:33,212 --> 00:46:35,272
Irvine, you're in the middle.
666
00:46:35,349 --> 00:46:37,408
New guy, you too.
667
00:46:39,153 --> 00:46:41,314
Sometimes, Tyler spoke for me.
668
00:46:41,422 --> 00:46:43,515
He fell down some stairs.
669
00:46:44,158 --> 00:46:46,251
I fell down some stairs.
670
00:46:48,095 --> 00:46:52,760
Fight Club became the reason to cut
your hair short or trim your fingernails.
671
00:46:52,867 --> 00:46:55,334
OK. Any historical figure.
672
00:46:55,436 --> 00:46:57,302
I'd fight Gandhi.
673
00:46:57,939 --> 00:46:59,770
Good answer.
674
00:46:59,874 --> 00:47:02,104
- How about you?
- Lincoln.
675
00:47:02,177 --> 00:47:04,772
Lincoln?
676
00:47:04,879 --> 00:47:08,474
Big guy, big reach.
Skinny guys fight till they're burger.
677
00:47:09,350 --> 00:47:11,443
Fuck!
678
00:47:12,655 --> 00:47:15,317
Hey, even the Mona Lisa's falling apart.
679
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:25,799
Hello?
680
00:47:25,901 --> 00:47:28,301
Where have you been the last eight weeks?
681
00:47:28,370 --> 00:47:29,701
Marla?
682
00:47:32,675 --> 00:47:35,804
- How did you find me?
- You left a forwarding number.
683
00:47:35,912 --> 00:47:38,903
I haven't seen you at any support groups.
684
00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:42,179
We split 'em up.
That was the idea. Remember?
685
00:47:42,285 --> 00:47:45,118
Yeah, but you haven't been going to yours.
686
00:47:45,188 --> 00:47:48,715
- How do you know?
- I cheated.
687
00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:50,623
I found a new one.
688
00:47:51,161 --> 00:47:53,425
- Really?
- It's for men only.
689
00:47:53,530 --> 00:47:55,122
Like the testicle thing?
690
00:47:58,903 --> 00:48:00,927
Look, this is a bad time.
691
00:48:01,004 --> 00:48:03,439
I've been going to Debtors Anonymous.
692
00:48:03,541 --> 00:48:07,102
- They're really fucked-up people...
- I'm on my way out.
693
00:48:07,178 --> 00:48:09,544
Me too. I've got a stomach full of Xanax.
694
00:48:09,647 --> 00:48:11,945
I took what was left of a bottle.
695
00:48:12,016 --> 00:48:14,109
It might have been too much.
696
00:48:14,185 --> 00:48:17,814
Picture Marla Singer throw herself
around her crummy apartment.
697
00:48:17,956 --> 00:48:22,415
This isn't a for-real suicide thing.
This is probably a cry-for-help thing.
698
00:48:22,527 --> 00:48:25,429
So you're staying in tonight, then?
699
00:48:25,531 --> 00:48:28,364
Do you wanna wait
and hear me describe death?
700
00:48:28,433 --> 00:48:32,961
Do you wanna listen
and see if my spirit can use a phone?
701
00:48:35,207 --> 00:48:37,869
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
702
00:49:04,171 --> 00:49:09,005
Tyler's door was closed. I'd been here for
two months and his door was never closed.
703
00:49:14,014 --> 00:49:17,074
You won't believe this dream
I had last night.
704
00:49:17,184 --> 00:49:20,449
I can hardly believe anything about last night.
705
00:49:30,264 --> 00:49:32,233
What are you doing here?
706
00:49:34,936 --> 00:49:37,029
What?
707
00:49:37,105 --> 00:49:39,539
This is my house.
What are you doing here?
708
00:49:41,943 --> 00:49:43,934
Fuck you!
709
00:49:58,561 --> 00:50:01,928
Oh, you've got some fucked-up friends!
710
00:50:02,031 --> 00:50:04,022
Limber, though.
711
00:50:04,100 --> 00:50:06,091
Silly cooze.
712
00:50:07,169 --> 00:50:09,900
I come in last night. Phone's off the hook.
713
00:50:09,973 --> 00:50:12,065
Guess who's on the other end?
714
00:50:12,141 --> 00:50:14,336
I knew the story before he told me.
715
00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:20,242
Have you ever heard a death rattle before?
716
00:50:20,317 --> 00:50:23,150
Do you think it'll live up to its name?
717
00:50:23,253 --> 00:50:26,848
Or will it just be a death hairball?
718
00:50:30,261 --> 00:50:34,253
Prepare to evacuate soul.
719
00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:35,958
Ten,
720
00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:38,865
nine,... eight...
721
00:50:38,937 --> 00:50:41,167
How could Tyler, of all people,
722
00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:45,140
think it was a bad thing
that Marla Singer was about to die?
723
00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:46,870
Five,
724
00:50:46,945 --> 00:50:48,537
four...
725
00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:51,373
Hang on.
726
00:50:56,821 --> 00:50:59,153
You got here fast.
727
00:51:00,693 --> 00:51:02,786
Did I call you?
728
00:51:13,505 --> 00:51:16,600
The mattress is all sealed in slippery plastic.
729
00:51:19,845 --> 00:51:22,246
Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you.
730
00:51:25,051 --> 00:51:26,951
Oh, fuck!
731
00:51:27,020 --> 00:51:29,113
Somebody called the cops.
732
00:51:41,034 --> 00:51:44,527
- Hey, where's 513?
- End of the hall.
733
00:51:45,339 --> 00:51:49,207
The girl who lives there
used to be a charming, lovely girl.
734
00:51:49,276 --> 00:51:51,437
She has lost faith in herself.
735
00:51:51,545 --> 00:51:54,378
- Miss Singer, let us help you!
- She's a monster!
736
00:51:54,448 --> 00:51:58,579
- You have every reason to live.
- She's infectious human waste!
737
00:51:58,653 --> 00:52:02,452
- Miss Singer!
- Good luck trying to save her!
738
00:52:07,262 --> 00:52:09,457
If I fall asleep,
739
00:52:09,564 --> 00:52:11,828
I'm done for.
740
00:52:13,802 --> 00:52:15,997
You're gonna have to keep me up
741
00:52:16,071 --> 00:52:18,164
all night.
742
00:52:18,240 --> 00:52:20,573
Un-fucking-believable.
743
00:52:20,643 --> 00:52:22,838
He was obviously able to handle it.
744
00:52:22,912 --> 00:52:26,608
- You know what I mean, you fucked her.
- No, I didn't.
745
00:52:26,681 --> 00:52:28,809
- Never?
- No.
746
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:31,846
You're not into her, are you?
747
00:52:31,921 --> 00:52:34,013
No! God, not at all.
748
00:52:34,089 --> 00:52:36,684
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
749
00:52:36,826 --> 00:52:38,726
Are you sure? You can tell me.
750
00:52:38,861 --> 00:52:40,692
Believe me, I'm sure.
751
00:52:40,830 --> 00:52:44,096
- Put a gun to my head and spray my brains.
- That's good.
752
00:52:44,201 --> 00:52:46,930
She's a predator posing as a house pet.
Stay away.
753
00:52:48,905 --> 00:52:52,535
The shit that came out of
this woman's mouth, I had never heard!
754
00:52:52,643 --> 00:52:54,304
My God.
755
00:52:54,411 --> 00:52:57,744
I haven't been fucked like that
since grade school.
756
00:52:57,881 --> 00:53:00,315
How could Tyler not go for that?
757
00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,944
The other night,
he was splicing sex organs into Cinderella.
758
00:53:04,054 --> 00:53:06,853
Marla doesn't need a lover,
just a caseworker.
759
00:53:06,924 --> 00:53:09,518
Or a wash.
This isn't love, it's sport fucking.
760
00:53:09,626 --> 00:53:12,494
She invaded my support groups
and now my home.
761
00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:14,657
Hey, hey. Sit down.
762
00:53:18,735 --> 00:53:22,172
Now, listen.
I can't have you talking to her about me.
763
00:53:22,273 --> 00:53:24,104
Why would I...
764
00:53:24,175 --> 00:53:29,545
Say anything about me or what goes on
in this house to her or anybody,... we're done.
765
00:53:29,647 --> 00:53:32,309
- Now promise me. You promise?
- OK.
766
00:53:32,383 --> 00:53:34,511
- Yeah, I promise.
- Promise?
767
00:53:34,587 --> 00:53:37,988
- I just said, I promise! What...
- That's three times you promised.
768
00:53:39,492 --> 00:53:43,485
If only I had wasted a few minutes
and gone to watch Marla Singer die,
769
00:53:43,562 --> 00:53:45,655
none of this would have happened.
770
00:53:50,570 --> 00:53:53,504
Harder, yes! Oh, harder, harder!
771
00:54:00,113 --> 00:54:02,580
I could have moved to another room.
772
00:54:03,717 --> 00:54:07,551
On the third floor
where I might not have heard them.
773
00:54:07,621 --> 00:54:09,714
But I didn't.
774
00:54:33,949 --> 00:54:38,044
- What are you doing?
- Just going to bed.
775
00:54:38,152 --> 00:54:40,212
Wanna finish her off?
776
00:54:43,125 --> 00:54:46,651
- No. No, thank you.
- I've found a cigarette.
777
00:54:46,761 --> 00:54:50,129
- Who were you talking to?
- Shut up.
778
00:54:50,199 --> 00:54:53,464
I became the calm little center of the world.
779
00:54:54,136 --> 00:54:56,196
I was the Zen master.
780
00:55:01,343 --> 00:55:03,335
I wrote little haiku poems.
781
00:55:03,980 --> 00:55:06,278
I e-mailed them to everyone.
782
00:55:06,382 --> 00:55:08,474
Is that your blood?
783
00:55:10,186 --> 00:55:12,245
Some of it, yeah.
784
00:55:12,355 --> 00:55:15,017
You can't smoke in here.
785
00:55:15,091 --> 00:55:17,185
Take the rest of the day off.
786
00:55:17,261 --> 00:55:19,785
Come back Monday with some clean clothes.
787
00:55:19,862 --> 00:55:21,989
Get yourself together.
788
00:55:22,365 --> 00:55:24,698
I got right in everyone's hostile face.
789
00:55:24,802 --> 00:55:27,293
"Yes, these are bruises from fighting."
790
00:55:27,404 --> 00:55:29,463
"Yes, I'm comfortable with that."
791
00:55:29,572 --> 00:55:31,438
"I am enlightened."
792
00:55:33,377 --> 00:55:38,508
You give up the condo life, give up
all your flaming worldly possessions,
793
00:55:38,616 --> 00:55:41,676
move to a dilapidated house
in a toxic waste area,
794
00:55:41,785 --> 00:55:45,653
and you have to come home to this.
795
00:55:56,301 --> 00:55:59,702
- Hello.
- This is Detective Stern with the Arson Unit.
796
00:55:59,804 --> 00:56:04,036
We have some new information about
the incident at your former condo.
797
00:56:04,109 --> 00:56:05,406
Yes.
798
00:56:05,477 --> 00:56:10,415
I don't know if you're aware, but someone
sprayed Freon into your front-door lock.
799
00:56:10,483 --> 00:56:13,145
They used a chisel to shatter the cylinder.
800
00:56:13,252 --> 00:56:15,242
No, I wasn't aware of that.
801
00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,312
I am Jack's cold sweat.
802
00:56:17,423 --> 00:56:19,687
Does this sound strange to you?
803
00:56:19,759 --> 00:56:22,626
Yes, sir, strange. Very strange.
804
00:56:22,695 --> 00:56:24,720
- The dynamite
- Dynamite?
805
00:56:24,830 --> 00:56:27,924
left a residue
of ammonium oxalate potassium perchloride.
806
00:56:28,067 --> 00:56:31,504
- Do you know what this means?
- No, what does it mean?
807
00:56:31,571 --> 00:56:33,505
It means it was home-made.
808
00:56:33,573 --> 00:56:37,839
I'm sorry. This is just coming
as quite a shock to me, sir.
809
00:56:37,911 --> 00:56:43,474
Whoever set this dynamite could have blown
out your pilot light days before the explosion.
810
00:56:43,550 --> 00:56:46,644
- The gas was just a detonator.
- Who would go and do that?
811
00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:48,779
- I'll ask the questions.
- Tell him.
812
00:56:48,922 --> 00:56:53,326
Tell him the liberator who destroyed
my property realigned my perceptions.
813
00:56:53,394 --> 00:56:55,487
Excuse me. Are you there?
814
00:56:55,563 --> 00:56:58,497
I am listening.
It's hard to know what to make of this.
815
00:56:58,565 --> 00:57:03,060
Have you recently made enemies who might
have access to home-made dynamite?
816
00:57:03,137 --> 00:57:05,401
- Enemies?
- Reject civilization,
817
00:57:05,506 --> 00:57:07,566
especially material possessions.
818
00:57:07,676 --> 00:57:10,542
- Son, this is serious.
- Yes, I know it's serious.
819
00:57:10,611 --> 00:57:13,205
- I mean that.
- Yes, it's very serious.
820
00:57:13,314 --> 00:57:16,148
Look, nobody takes this
more seriously than me.
821
00:57:16,218 --> 00:57:18,948
That condo was my life. OK?
822
00:57:19,088 --> 00:57:22,580
I loved every stick of furniture in that place.
823
00:57:22,691 --> 00:57:25,717
That was not just a bunch of stuff
that got destroyed.
824
00:57:25,794 --> 00:57:28,695
- It was me!
- I'd like to thank the Academy.
825
00:57:28,764 --> 00:57:32,791
- Is this not a good time for you?
- Just tell him you fucking did it!
826
00:57:32,901 --> 00:57:36,770
Tell him you blew it all up!
That's what he wants to hear.
827
00:57:36,840 --> 00:57:41,742
- Are you still there?
- Wait. Are you saying that I'm a suspect?
828
00:57:41,810 --> 00:57:45,804
No. I may need to talk to you, so you
let me know if you're gonna leave town.
829
00:57:45,915 --> 00:57:48,315
- OK?
- OK.
830
00:57:50,988 --> 00:57:55,617
Except for their humping,
Tyler and Marla were never in the same room.
831
00:57:55,725 --> 00:57:58,786
My parents pulled this exact same act
for years.
832
00:57:58,863 --> 00:58:02,629
The condom is the glass slipper
of our generation.
833
00:58:02,733 --> 00:58:05,634
You slip one on when you meet a stranger.
834
00:58:05,736 --> 00:58:07,795
You... dance all night.
835
00:58:07,872 --> 00:58:09,965
Then you throw it away.
836
00:58:10,207 --> 00:58:12,835
The condom, I mean. Not the stranger.
837
00:58:14,378 --> 00:58:15,845
What?
838
00:58:20,685 --> 00:58:23,483
I got this dress at a thrift store for $1.
839
00:58:23,588 --> 00:58:25,452
It was worth every penny.
840
00:58:25,556 --> 00:58:27,616
It's a bridesmaid's dress.
841
00:58:28,593 --> 00:58:31,790
Someone loved it intensely
842
00:58:31,863 --> 00:58:33,888
for one day.
843
00:58:33,999 --> 00:58:36,092
Then tossed it.
844
00:58:37,969 --> 00:58:40,028
Like a Christmas tree.
845
00:58:40,172 --> 00:58:42,265
So special.
846
00:58:42,375 --> 00:58:43,808
Then
847
00:58:43,876 --> 00:58:45,673
bam!
848
00:58:45,778 --> 00:58:47,836
It's on the side of the road.
849
00:58:48,413 --> 00:58:50,507
Tinsel still clinging to it.
850
00:58:52,585 --> 00:58:54,644
Like a sex crime victim.
851
00:58:54,720 --> 00:58:56,813
Underwear inside out.
852
00:58:57,491 --> 00:59:01,324
- Bound with electrical tape.
- Well then, it suits you.
853
00:59:01,427 --> 00:59:04,123
You can borrow it sometime.
854
00:59:11,137 --> 00:59:13,231
Get rid of her.
855
00:59:14,007 --> 00:59:16,908
- What? You get rid of her!
- Don't mention me.
856
00:59:17,010 --> 00:59:21,208
I am six years old again,
passing messages between parents.
857
00:59:23,217 --> 00:59:26,813
- I really think it's time you left.
- Don't worry, I'm leaving.
858
00:59:26,888 --> 00:59:31,517
- Not that we don't love your visits.
- You are such a nutcase. I can't keep up.
859
00:59:33,694 --> 00:59:36,562
Gotta get off
860
00:59:36,664 --> 00:59:37,926
Thanks. Bye.
861
00:59:38,032 --> 00:59:43,971
Gotta get off of this merry-go-round
862
00:59:44,739 --> 00:59:48,574
Gonna get, need to get...
863
00:59:48,677 --> 00:59:50,702
Gotta get...
864
00:59:52,914 --> 00:59:54,347
You kids!
865
00:59:56,352 --> 00:59:58,843
Why do you still waste time with her?
866
00:59:58,921 --> 01:00:01,253
I'll say this about Marla.
867
01:00:01,323 --> 01:00:03,588
At least she's trying to hit bottom.
868
01:00:03,693 --> 01:00:04,989
And I'm not?
869
01:00:05,094 --> 01:00:07,927
Feathers up your butt
do not make you a chicken.
870
01:00:07,997 --> 01:00:10,090
What are we doing tonight?
871
01:00:10,767 --> 01:00:12,997
Tonight... we make soap.
872
01:00:13,970 --> 01:00:15,095
Really?
873
01:00:15,204 --> 01:00:18,038
To make soap, first we render fat.
874
01:00:36,927 --> 01:00:39,157
The salt balance has to be just right
875
01:00:39,296 --> 01:00:41,788
so the best fat for soap comes from humans.
876
01:00:42,600 --> 01:00:45,694
- Wait, what is this place?
- A liposuction clinic.
877
01:00:53,778 --> 01:00:55,804
Pay dirt!
878
01:00:55,914 --> 01:00:59,747
Richest, creamiest fat in the world.
Fat of the land!
879
01:01:05,357 --> 01:01:08,918
No! Don't pull it, don't pull it!
880
01:01:13,532 --> 01:01:15,796
- Oh, God!
- Give me another one.
881
01:01:21,940 --> 01:01:25,399
As the fat renders,
the tallows float to the surface.
882
01:01:25,478 --> 01:01:27,571
Like in Boy Scouts.
883
01:01:27,647 --> 01:01:31,448
- It's hard to imagine you as a Boy Scout.
- Keep stirring.
884
01:01:33,786 --> 01:01:37,347
Once the tallow hardens,
you skim off a layer of glycerin.
885
01:01:37,423 --> 01:01:39,824
Add nitric acid, you've got nitroglycerin.
886
01:01:39,893 --> 01:01:43,760
Then add sodium nitrate and sawdust,
you've got dynamite.
887
01:01:43,830 --> 01:01:47,665
Yeah, with enough soap,
one could blow up just about anything.
888
01:01:47,768 --> 01:01:49,827
Tyler was full of useful information.
889
01:01:49,903 --> 01:01:53,862
People found clothes got cleaner
when washed at a certain point in the river.
890
01:01:53,974 --> 01:01:55,999
- You know why?
- No.
891
01:01:58,846 --> 01:02:02,647
Human sacrifices were once made
on the hills above this river.
892
01:02:02,717 --> 01:02:05,913
Bodies burnt.
Water permeated the ashes to create lye.
893
01:02:06,020 --> 01:02:08,455
This is lye. The crucial ingredient.
894
01:02:08,523 --> 01:02:13,324
Once it mixed with the melted body fat,
a white soapy discharge crept into the river.
895
01:02:13,428 --> 01:02:15,487
May I see your hand, please?
896
01:02:20,869 --> 01:02:24,101
What is this?
897
01:02:24,206 --> 01:02:26,799
This is a chemical burn.
898
01:02:26,875 --> 01:02:30,403
It will hurt more than any burn
and it will leave a scar.
899
01:02:30,479 --> 01:02:33,107
Meditation worked for cancer,
it could work now.
900
01:02:33,916 --> 01:02:36,680
- Don't shut the pain out.
- Oh, God!
901
01:02:37,486 --> 01:02:41,923
The first soap was made from heroes' ashes,
like the first monkey shot into space.
902
01:02:42,024 --> 01:02:45,017
Without pain or sacrifice,
we would have nothing.
903
01:02:45,095 --> 01:02:48,030
I tried not to think
of the word searing of flesh.
904
01:02:48,098 --> 01:02:51,260
Stop it!
This is your pain, this is your burning hand.
905
01:02:51,367 --> 01:02:54,030
I'm going to my cave
to find my power animal.
906
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:58,131
No! Don't deal with this
the way those dead people do! Come on!
907
01:02:58,241 --> 01:03:02,234
- I get the point!
- No! You're feeling premature enlightenment.
908
01:03:05,048 --> 01:03:09,110
It's the greatest moment of your life,
and you're off somewhere else!
909
01:03:09,187 --> 01:03:10,710
I am not!
910
01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:13,779
Shut up!
Our fathers were our models for God.
911
01:03:13,890 --> 01:03:17,054
If our fathers bailed,
what does that tell you about God?
912
01:03:18,062 --> 01:03:23,295
Listen to me. You have to consider
the possibility that God does not like you.
913
01:03:23,401 --> 01:03:27,497
He never wanted you.
In all probability, He hates you.
914
01:03:27,572 --> 01:03:31,134
This is not the worst thing that can happen.
We don't need Him!
915
01:03:31,210 --> 01:03:34,178
- I agree!
- Fuck damnation, fuck redemption.
916
01:03:34,278 --> 01:03:36,770
We are God's unwanted children? So be it!
917
01:03:36,882 --> 01:03:41,376
- I'm getting water!
- You can use water and make it worse or...
918
01:03:42,521 --> 01:03:46,013
- Or use vinegar to neutralize the burn.
- Please let me up!
919
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:48,184
First, you have to give up.
920
01:03:48,293 --> 01:03:50,990
First, you have to know, not fear,
921
01:03:51,097 --> 01:03:54,089
know that some day, you're gonna die.
922
01:03:54,167 --> 01:03:56,396
You don't know how this feels!
923
01:04:00,340 --> 01:04:04,640
It's only after we've lost everything
that we're free to do anything.
924
01:04:06,646 --> 01:04:08,739
OK.
925
01:04:21,996 --> 01:04:24,021
Congratulations.
926
01:04:24,131 --> 01:04:27,032
You're one step closer to hitting the bottom.
927
01:04:30,070 --> 01:04:33,130
Tyler sold his soap
to department stores at $20 a bar.
928
01:04:33,207 --> 01:04:35,199
God knows what they charged.
929
01:04:35,277 --> 01:04:38,541
- This is the best soap.
- Why, thank you, Susan.
930
01:04:38,612 --> 01:04:40,671
It was beautiful.
931
01:04:40,781 --> 01:04:44,650
We were selling rich women
their own fat asses back to them.
932
01:04:45,654 --> 01:04:47,747
He was wearing his yellow tie.
933
01:04:47,823 --> 01:04:50,087
I didn't wear a tie to work any more.
934
01:04:50,192 --> 01:04:53,821
"The first rule of Fight Club
is don't talk about Fight Club."
935
01:04:53,895 --> 01:04:57,457
I'm half-asleep again.
I must have left it in the copy machine.
936
01:04:57,567 --> 01:05:00,034
"The second rule..." Is this yours?
937
01:05:01,903 --> 01:05:05,465
Pretend you're me.
Make a managerial decision.
938
01:05:05,575 --> 01:05:08,009
You find this. What would you do?
939
01:05:12,648 --> 01:05:14,639
Well, I gotta tell you,
940
01:05:14,717 --> 01:05:18,380
I'd be very, very careful
who you talk to about that.
941
01:05:18,487 --> 01:05:21,787
Because the person who wrote that
is dangerous.
942
01:05:21,859 --> 01:05:26,319
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho
might just snap
943
01:05:26,463 --> 01:05:29,296
and then stalk from office to office
944
01:05:29,399 --> 01:05:34,462
with an Armalite AR10 carbine gas-powered
semiautomatic weapon,
945
01:05:34,538 --> 01:05:38,998
pumping round after round
into colleagues and co-workers.
946
01:05:39,676 --> 01:05:43,044
This might be someone
you've known for years.
947
01:05:43,114 --> 01:05:46,241
Someone very, very close to you.
948
01:05:46,316 --> 01:05:49,718
Tyler's words coming out of my mouth.
949
01:05:50,722 --> 01:05:52,815
And I used to be such a nice guy.
950
01:05:52,891 --> 01:05:56,224
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me
every piece of trash you pick up.
951
01:06:00,064 --> 01:06:03,728
- Compliance and Liability.
- My tit's gonna rot off.
952
01:06:04,670 --> 01:06:07,229
Will you excuse me? I need to take this.
953
01:06:13,512 --> 01:06:17,140
- What do you mean?
- I need you to check for a lump in my breast.
954
01:06:17,248 --> 01:06:21,185
- Go to a hospital.
- I can't afford to waste money on a doctor.
955
01:06:22,154 --> 01:06:24,349
I don't know about this, Marla.
956
01:06:24,456 --> 01:06:26,152
Please.
957
01:06:26,259 --> 01:06:30,251
She didn't call Tyler. I'm neutral in her book.
958
01:06:32,298 --> 01:06:36,326
That's nice.
Taking food to Mrs Haniver and Mrs Raines.
959
01:06:36,403 --> 01:06:38,530
Where are they, exactly?
960
01:06:38,605 --> 01:06:42,735
Tragically, they're dead.
I'm alive and I'm in poverty. Want any?
961
01:06:42,809 --> 01:06:44,902
- No, no.
- I got one for you.
962
01:06:44,978 --> 01:06:47,071
Thanks for the thought.
963
01:06:48,416 --> 01:06:50,747
What happened to your hand?
964
01:06:50,817 --> 01:06:52,978
Oh, nothing.
965
01:06:53,086 --> 01:06:55,146
Right there?
966
01:06:56,190 --> 01:06:58,886
- Feel anything?
- No.
967
01:06:58,993 --> 01:07:00,983
Well, make sure.
968
01:07:01,094 --> 01:07:03,120
OK, I'm pretty sure.
969
01:07:03,197 --> 01:07:05,188
You feel nothing?
970
01:07:05,299 --> 01:07:07,597
No, nothing.
971
01:07:09,136 --> 01:07:11,969
Well, that's a relief. Thank you.
972
01:07:13,574 --> 01:07:16,772
- No problem.
- I wish I could return the favor.
973
01:07:16,845 --> 01:07:18,938
Breast cancer doesn't run in my family.
974
01:07:19,014 --> 01:07:22,506
- I could check your prostate.
- I think I'm OK.
975
01:07:22,617 --> 01:07:24,710
Well, thanks, anyway.
976
01:07:29,725 --> 01:07:32,024
- Are we done?
- Yeah, we're done.
977
01:07:32,128 --> 01:07:34,322
See you... around.
978
01:07:51,539 --> 01:07:53,667
Cornelius?
979
01:07:53,742 --> 01:07:56,107
Cornelius!
980
01:07:56,210 --> 01:07:58,906
It's me! Bob!
981
01:07:59,013 --> 01:08:00,446
Hey, Bob.
982
01:08:04,019 --> 01:08:07,010
- We all thought you were dead.
- No, no. Still here.
983
01:08:07,088 --> 01:08:11,116
- How are you, Bob?
- Better than I've ever been in my whole life.
984
01:08:11,226 --> 01:08:14,718
- Really? Still remaining men together?
- No, no.
985
01:08:14,830 --> 01:08:18,561
- I got something so much better now.
- Really, what is it?
986
01:08:19,234 --> 01:08:21,099
Well...
987
01:08:21,170 --> 01:08:25,437
The first rule is,
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
988
01:08:25,542 --> 01:08:27,669
And the second rule is
989
01:08:27,744 --> 01:08:30,042
I'm not supposed to talk about it.
990
01:08:30,113 --> 01:08:33,549
- And the third rule is...
- Bob, Bob. I'm a member.
991
01:08:33,683 --> 01:08:35,742
Look at my face, Bob.
992
01:08:38,155 --> 01:08:40,486
That's fucking... fucking great.
993
01:08:40,557 --> 01:08:44,288
- I've never seen you there.
- I go Tuesdays and Thursdays.
994
01:08:44,361 --> 01:08:48,093
- I go Saturday.
- Congratulations.
995
01:08:48,499 --> 01:08:50,864
Yeah, hey, to both of us, right?
996
01:08:50,934 --> 01:08:53,563
Have you heard about the guy
that invented it?
997
01:08:53,704 --> 01:08:56,571
- Yeah, actually...
- I hear all kinds of things.
998
01:08:56,707 --> 01:09:00,303
Supposedly,
he was born in a mental institution
999
01:09:00,379 --> 01:09:03,779
and he sleeps only one hour a night.
1000
01:09:03,881 --> 01:09:06,076
He's a great man.
1001
01:09:07,552 --> 01:09:09,884
Do you know about Tyler Durden?
1002
01:09:34,846 --> 01:09:36,940
I didn't hurt you, did I?
1003
01:09:37,016 --> 01:09:39,109
Actually, you did.
1004
01:09:39,185 --> 01:09:41,244
Thank you for this.
1005
01:09:41,521 --> 01:09:43,922
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
1006
01:09:43,991 --> 01:09:46,049
Fight Club.
1007
01:09:46,159 --> 01:09:48,252
This was mine and Tyler's gift.
1008
01:09:48,461 --> 01:09:50,429
Our gift to the world.
1009
01:09:50,530 --> 01:09:53,864
I look around, I look around,
I see a lot of new faces.
1010
01:09:55,469 --> 01:09:57,663
Shut up!
1011
01:09:57,804 --> 01:10:02,640
Which means a lot of people have been
breaking the first two rules of Fight Club.
1012
01:10:10,984 --> 01:10:15,046
I see in Fight Club the strongest
and smartest men who've ever lived.
1013
01:10:15,156 --> 01:10:17,215
I see all this potential.
1014
01:10:17,292 --> 01:10:19,384
And I see it squandered.
1015
01:10:20,395 --> 01:10:23,489
Goddamn it,
an entire generation pumping gas.
1016
01:10:24,065 --> 01:10:26,158
Waiting tables.
1017
01:10:26,234 --> 01:10:28,294
Slaves with white collars.
1018
01:10:30,805 --> 01:10:33,865
Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes.
1019
01:10:33,975 --> 01:10:37,241
Working jobs we hate
so we can buy shit we don't need.
1020
01:10:41,115 --> 01:10:43,584
We're the middle children of history.
1021
01:10:43,652 --> 01:10:45,711
No purpose or place.
1022
01:10:45,921 --> 01:10:48,014
We have no Great War.
1023
01:10:48,324 --> 01:10:50,418
No Great Depression.
1024
01:10:52,194 --> 01:10:54,526
Our great war is a spiritual war.
1025
01:10:54,997 --> 01:10:58,331
Our great depression is our lives.
1026
01:11:01,204 --> 01:11:04,264
We've all been raised
on television to believe
1027
01:11:04,341 --> 01:11:08,038
that one day we'd be millionaires
and movie gods and rock stars.
1028
01:11:08,111 --> 01:11:10,204
But we won't.
1029
01:11:10,280 --> 01:11:12,715
We're slowly learning that fact.
1030
01:11:12,850 --> 01:11:15,283
And we're very, very pissed off.
1031
01:11:15,352 --> 01:11:17,013
Yeah!
1032
01:11:19,924 --> 01:11:24,360
- First rule of Fight Club is, do not talk...
1033
01:11:29,867 --> 01:11:31,129
Who are you?
1034
01:11:31,969 --> 01:11:34,564
- Who am I?
- Yeah.
1035
01:11:35,473 --> 01:11:38,306
There's a sign on the front
that says Lou's Tavern.
1036
01:11:39,377 --> 01:11:43,280
I'm fucking Lou. Who the fuck are you?
1037
01:11:43,348 --> 01:11:45,441
Tyler Durden.
1038
01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:52,046
Who told you motherfuckers
that you could use my place?
1039
01:11:52,124 --> 01:11:54,490
We have a deal worked out with Irvine.
1040
01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:57,154
Irvine's at home with a broken collarbone.
1041
01:11:57,262 --> 01:11:59,389
He don't own this place. I do.
1042
01:12:01,567 --> 01:12:05,060
- How much money's he getting for this?
- There is no money.
1043
01:12:05,138 --> 01:12:07,935
- Free to all.
- Ain't that something?
1044
01:12:08,006 --> 01:12:09,871
It is, actually.
1045
01:12:09,942 --> 01:12:12,377
Look, stupid fuck!
1046
01:12:12,478 --> 01:12:15,003
- I want everybody out of here right now.
- Hey!
1047
01:12:15,114 --> 01:12:17,344
You should join our club.
1048
01:12:17,718 --> 01:12:19,708
Did you hear what I just said?
1049
01:12:19,786 --> 01:12:21,913
You and your friend.
1050
01:12:23,790 --> 01:12:25,918
You hear me now?
1051
01:12:28,128 --> 01:12:30,186
No, I didn't quite catch that, Lou.
1052
01:12:36,337 --> 01:12:38,328
Still not getting it.
1053
01:12:39,373 --> 01:12:41,534
OK, OK, I got it.
1054
01:12:41,609 --> 01:12:44,100
I got it, I got it. Shit, I lost it.
1055
01:12:45,145 --> 01:12:47,010
Back! All of you!
1056
01:12:48,717 --> 01:12:50,776
Everybody back!
1057
01:12:58,259 --> 01:13:00,420
Ah, Lou!
1058
01:13:00,528 --> 01:13:04,191
Come on, man!
We really like this place.
1059
01:13:13,242 --> 01:13:16,176
- That's right, Lou. Get it out.
- Shut the fuck up.
1060
01:13:16,277 --> 01:13:18,075
Oh, yeah!
1061
01:13:23,052 --> 01:13:25,145
Is that fucking funny?
1062
01:13:34,698 --> 01:13:37,291
Fucking guy is a loony, I'm telling you.
1063
01:13:38,167 --> 01:13:39,829
Unbelievable.
1064
01:13:44,074 --> 01:13:47,043
- You don't know where I've been, Lou.
- Oh, my God!
1065
01:13:47,110 --> 01:13:50,011
You don't know where I've been!
1066
01:13:53,083 --> 01:13:56,178
Please let us keep it, Lou! Please, Lou!
1067
01:13:56,254 --> 01:13:58,687
Fucking use the basement! Christ!
1068
01:13:58,789 --> 01:14:01,657
I want your word, Lou! I want your word!
1069
01:14:01,726 --> 01:14:03,717
On my mother's eyes.
1070
01:14:12,870 --> 01:14:14,997
Thanks, Lou.
1071
01:14:16,308 --> 01:14:18,401
You too, big guy.
1072
01:14:22,346 --> 01:14:24,440
We'll see you next week.
1073
01:14:39,933 --> 01:14:43,527
This week, each one of you
has a homework assignment.
1074
01:14:43,635 --> 01:14:48,471
You're gonna go out. You're gonna
start a fight with a total stranger.
1075
01:14:51,711 --> 01:14:53,872
You're gonna start a fight
1076
01:14:53,980 --> 01:14:56,073
and you're gonna lose.
1077
01:14:58,051 --> 01:14:59,986
Excellent choice, sir.
1078
01:15:02,556 --> 01:15:05,854
Hey! Watch out, jackass! Come on!
1079
01:15:06,259 --> 01:15:08,888
Now, this is not as easy as it sounds.
1080
01:15:11,599 --> 01:15:13,567
Son of a bitch!
1081
01:15:13,667 --> 01:15:18,400
Most people, normal people,
do just about anything to avoid a fight.
1082
01:15:19,340 --> 01:15:21,400
Excuse me!
1083
01:15:21,510 --> 01:15:25,207
You sprayed me with your hose.
That's not necessary...
1084
01:15:25,313 --> 01:15:27,212
Jay! Go call 911!
1085
01:15:29,951 --> 01:15:32,010
Put the hose down.
1086
01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:34,179
Stop it! Stop it!
1087
01:15:35,824 --> 01:15:37,724
Sorry.
1088
01:15:53,242 --> 01:15:55,710
We need to talk.
1089
01:15:57,947 --> 01:16:00,040
OK.
1090
01:16:00,149 --> 01:16:02,208
Where to begin?
1091
01:16:02,318 --> 01:16:04,513
With your constant absenteeism?
1092
01:16:04,587 --> 01:16:07,148
With your unpresentable appearance?
1093
01:16:07,224 --> 01:16:09,249
You're up for review.
1094
01:16:09,358 --> 01:16:12,555
I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
1095
01:16:12,628 --> 01:16:14,563
- What?
- Let's pretend.
1096
01:16:14,631 --> 01:16:17,532
You're the Department of Transportation,
OK?
1097
01:16:17,601 --> 01:16:21,264
Someone informs you that this company
1098
01:16:21,371 --> 01:16:25,432
installs front-seat mounting brackets
that failed collision tests,
1099
01:16:25,542 --> 01:16:28,944
brake linings that fail after 1,000 miles,
1100
01:16:29,013 --> 01:16:33,449
and fuel injectors
that explode and burn people alive.
1101
01:16:33,550 --> 01:16:35,416
What then?
1102
01:16:35,486 --> 01:16:37,784
Are you threatening me?
1103
01:16:37,856 --> 01:16:40,654
- No...
- Get the fuck out of here. You're fired!
1104
01:16:40,758 --> 01:16:45,195
I have a better solution. Keep me
on the payroll as an outside consultant.
1105
01:16:45,263 --> 01:16:47,356
In exchange for my salary,
1106
01:16:47,432 --> 01:16:51,267
my job will be never to tell people
these things that I know.
1107
01:16:51,370 --> 01:16:55,635
I don't even have to come into the office.
I can do this job from home.
1108
01:16:56,909 --> 01:17:01,039
Who... Who the fuck do you think you are,
you crazy little shit?
1109
01:17:06,318 --> 01:17:09,845
- Security!
- I am Jack's smirking revenge.
1110
01:17:18,831 --> 01:17:20,925
What the hell are you doing?
1111
01:17:30,143 --> 01:17:32,236
That hurt.
1112
01:17:33,681 --> 01:17:35,740
Why would you do that?
1113
01:17:36,417 --> 01:17:39,408
Oh, my God! No! Please stop!
1114
01:17:48,763 --> 01:17:50,856
What are you doing?
1115
01:17:51,933 --> 01:17:54,026
Oh, God, no! Please! No!
1116
01:17:54,101 --> 01:17:58,232
For some reason,
I thought of my first fight, with Tyler.
1117
01:17:58,307 --> 01:17:59,898
No!
1118
01:18:24,333 --> 01:18:28,794
Under and behind and inside
everything this man took for granted,
1119
01:18:28,905 --> 01:18:32,363
something horrible had been growing.
1120
01:18:32,475 --> 01:18:33,533
Look.
1121
01:18:33,609 --> 01:18:38,342
Give me the paychecks, like I asked,
and you won't ever see me again.
1122
01:18:38,414 --> 01:18:41,213
Then, at our most excellent
moment together...
1123
01:18:44,287 --> 01:18:47,017
Thank God!
Please don't hit me again.
1124
01:18:47,124 --> 01:18:49,217
Telephone, computer,
1125
01:18:49,326 --> 01:18:54,491
fax machine, 52 weekly paychecks
and 48 airline flight coupons.
1126
01:18:54,565 --> 01:18:56,965
We now had corporate sponsorship.
1127
01:18:57,034 --> 01:19:02,200
This is how Tyler and I were able to have
Fight Club every night of the week.
1128
01:19:04,842 --> 01:19:08,437
Now, the center of Fight Club
became the two men fighting.
1129
01:19:08,545 --> 01:19:12,004
The leader walked through the crowd,
out in the darkness.
1130
01:19:13,785 --> 01:19:18,313
Tyler was now involved in
a lawsuit with the Pressman Hotel
1131
01:19:18,390 --> 01:19:20,654
over the urine content of their soup.
1132
01:19:25,831 --> 01:19:28,822
I am Jack's wasted life.
1133
01:19:36,575 --> 01:19:38,634
Thank you, sir.
1134
01:19:40,146 --> 01:19:43,138
Tyler dreamed up
new homework assignments.
1135
01:19:43,249 --> 01:19:45,774
He handed them out in sealed envelopes.
1136
01:20:24,926 --> 01:20:28,623
- There's a Fight Club up in Delaware City.
- Yeah, I heard.
1137
01:20:30,432 --> 01:20:32,626
There's one in Penns Grove too.
1138
01:20:32,700 --> 01:20:34,930
Bob even found one up in New Castle.
1139
01:20:35,036 --> 01:20:38,097
- Did you start that one?
- No, I thought you did.
1140
01:20:38,207 --> 01:20:40,698
No.
1141
01:21:29,560 --> 01:21:31,755
- Stop for a second.
- Hey, what are we doing?
1142
01:21:31,862 --> 01:21:33,887
- Turn around.
- What are we doing?
1143
01:21:33,964 --> 01:21:36,399
- Homework assignment.
- What kind?
1144
01:21:36,501 --> 01:21:38,525
Human sacrifice.
1145
01:21:38,602 --> 01:21:41,935
- Is that a gun? Please tell me it's not.
- It's a gun.
1146
01:21:42,006 --> 01:21:44,373
- What are you doing?
- Meet me in the back.
1147
01:21:44,476 --> 01:21:46,808
- Don't fuck around!
- Meet me in the back.
1148
01:21:46,912 --> 01:21:48,709
On a long enough time line,
1149
01:21:48,780 --> 01:21:51,681
the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
1150
01:21:52,684 --> 01:21:54,743
What are you doing? Come on!
1151
01:21:54,819 --> 01:21:58,221
Hands behind your back.
Give me your wallet.
1152
01:21:59,992 --> 01:22:03,290
Raymond K Hessel.
1320 SE Banning, Apartment A.
1153
01:22:04,095 --> 01:22:07,293
- Small, cramped basement apartment?
- How did you know?
1154
01:22:07,400 --> 01:22:09,994
They give shitty apartments letters.
1155
01:22:10,102 --> 01:22:13,196
Raymond! You're going to die.
1156
01:22:13,306 --> 01:22:14,773
No!
1157
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:19,004
Is that your mom and dad?
They're gonna have to call the kindly doctor.
1158
01:22:19,111 --> 01:22:21,376
Pick up your dental records. Know why?
1159
01:22:21,448 --> 01:22:25,008
- There'll be nothing left of your face.
- Oh, come on!
1160
01:22:25,117 --> 01:22:29,020
An expired community college student ID.
What did you study, Raymond?
1161
01:22:29,122 --> 01:22:32,148
- S... S... Stuff.
- Stuff?
1162
01:22:32,226 --> 01:22:34,318
Were the midterms hard?
1163
01:22:35,462 --> 01:22:38,022
- I asked you what you studied!
- Biology, mostly.
1164
01:22:38,131 --> 01:22:41,623
- Why?
- I don't know.
1165
01:22:41,735 --> 01:22:44,727
What did you wanna be, Raymond K Hessel?!
1166
01:22:46,139 --> 01:22:50,076
The question, Raymond,
was what did you want to be?
1167
01:22:51,779 --> 01:22:53,838
Answer him, Raymond, Jesus!
1168
01:22:53,948 --> 01:22:56,347
- Veterinarian. Veterinarian.
- Animals.
1169
01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:59,420
- Yeah. Animals and stuff.
- Stuff. Yeah, I got that.
1170
01:22:59,487 --> 01:23:02,047
- So you need more schooling.
- Too much school.
1171
01:23:02,156 --> 01:23:04,625
- Would you rather be dead?
- No, please...
1172
01:23:04,693 --> 01:23:09,152
You'd rather die here, on your knees,
in the back of a convenience store?
1173
01:23:09,230 --> 01:23:10,857
Please, no.
1174
01:23:14,970 --> 01:23:17,029
I'm keeping your license.
1175
01:23:18,273 --> 01:23:21,266
Gonna check in on you.
I know where you live.
1176
01:23:21,377 --> 01:23:24,369
If you're not working
to be a veterinarian in six weeks,
1177
01:23:24,480 --> 01:23:26,574
you will be dead.
1178
01:23:28,450 --> 01:23:30,509
Now run on home.
1179
01:23:35,258 --> 01:23:37,317
Run, Forrest, run!
1180
01:23:38,995 --> 01:23:41,054
I feel ill.
1181
01:23:41,865 --> 01:23:43,924
Imagine how he feels.
1182
01:23:44,034 --> 01:23:46,093
Come on, this isn't funny!
1183
01:23:46,202 --> 01:23:48,637
What the fuck was the point of that?!
1184
01:23:48,706 --> 01:23:52,835
Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day
of Raymond K Hessel's life.
1185
01:23:52,909 --> 01:23:57,279
His breakfast will taste better
than any meal you and I have ever tasted.
1186
01:23:58,716 --> 01:24:00,809
You had to give it to him.
1187
01:24:00,885 --> 01:24:03,251
- Come on.
- He had a plan.
1188
01:24:03,321 --> 01:24:06,757
And it started to make sense
in a Tyler-sort of way.
1189
01:24:06,857 --> 01:24:08,757
No fear. No distractions.
1190
01:24:08,859 --> 01:24:12,158
The ability to let that which does not matter
1191
01:24:12,263 --> 01:24:14,254
truly slide.
1192
01:24:27,679 --> 01:24:29,772
You are not your job.
1193
01:24:31,717 --> 01:24:35,084
You're not how much money
you have in the bank.
1194
01:24:36,788 --> 01:24:38,881
You're not the car you drive.
1195
01:24:39,391 --> 01:24:42,259
You're not the contents of your wallet.
1196
01:24:42,328 --> 01:24:44,660
You're not your fucking khakis.
1197
01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:51,163
You are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1198
01:25:00,012 --> 01:25:02,208
I'll be out of your way in a sec.
1199
01:25:03,016 --> 01:25:05,109
You don't have to go.
1200
01:25:06,620 --> 01:25:08,712
Whatever.
1201
01:25:09,823 --> 01:25:12,917
No, I mean... It's OK.
1202
01:25:22,436 --> 01:25:24,564
Are you still going to groups?
1203
01:25:25,240 --> 01:25:27,333
Yeah.
1204
01:25:28,809 --> 01:25:30,902
Chloe's dead.
1205
01:25:31,379 --> 01:25:33,370
Wow, Chloe.
1206
01:25:33,448 --> 01:25:35,382
When did that happen?
1207
01:25:35,950 --> 01:25:37,815
Do you care?
1208
01:25:37,919 --> 01:25:41,252
I dunno. I haven't thought about it in a while.
1209
01:25:41,556 --> 01:25:43,615
Yeah, well...
1210
01:25:43,725 --> 01:25:46,058
It was the smart move on her part.
1211
01:25:47,430 --> 01:25:49,455
Listen...
1212
01:25:50,765 --> 01:25:53,132
What are you getting out of all this?
1213
01:25:53,836 --> 01:25:55,929
What?
1214
01:25:56,038 --> 01:25:58,370
I mean, all this. Why do you keep...
1215
01:25:59,141 --> 01:26:01,201
Is this making you happy?
1216
01:26:02,812 --> 01:26:04,871
Yeah, well, sometimes.
1217
01:26:06,615 --> 01:26:08,743
I don't know. I don't understand.
1218
01:26:08,819 --> 01:26:12,380
Why does a weaker person
need to latch on to a strong person?
1219
01:26:12,456 --> 01:26:14,582
What is... What is that?
1220
01:26:14,657 --> 01:26:16,819
What do you get out of it?
1221
01:26:18,295 --> 01:26:20,388
No... That's not the same thing at all.
1222
01:26:20,464 --> 01:26:22,592
It's totally different with us.
1223
01:26:22,667 --> 01:26:24,759
Us?
1224
01:26:24,835 --> 01:26:26,769
What do you mean by us?
1225
01:26:26,837 --> 01:26:30,706
- I'm sorry. Do you hear this?
- Hear what?
1226
01:26:30,808 --> 01:26:32,833
- All that noise. Hold on.
- No, wait!
1227
01:26:32,910 --> 01:26:35,639
Don't change the subject!
I want to talk about this.
1228
01:26:35,712 --> 01:26:38,477
- You're not talking about me, are you?
- No.
1229
01:26:38,616 --> 01:26:42,052
- What?
- Playing doctor. What was going on there?
1230
01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:45,385
- What are you talking about?
- Nothing. Nothing.
1231
01:26:45,457 --> 01:26:47,515
- I don't think so.
- What do you want?
1232
01:26:47,658 --> 01:26:50,058
- Look at me.
- No. What?
1233
01:26:50,828 --> 01:26:53,662
- What is that?!
- It's nothing. Don't worry.
1234
01:26:53,732 --> 01:26:56,132
My God. Who did this?
1235
01:26:56,235 --> 01:26:58,293
- A person.
- Guy or girl?
1236
01:26:58,402 --> 01:27:01,201
- What do you care?
- What do you care if I ask?
1237
01:27:01,273 --> 01:27:03,867
- Leave me alone.
- You're afraid to say.
1238
01:27:03,942 --> 01:27:05,933
- I am not. Let me go.
- No! Talk to me.
1239
01:27:06,044 --> 01:27:07,205
Let go of me!
1240
01:27:07,280 --> 01:27:10,009
- This conversation
- This conversation
1241
01:27:10,082 --> 01:27:12,550
- is over.
- is over.
1242
01:27:13,418 --> 01:27:16,513
I just can't win with you, can I?
1243
01:27:25,865 --> 01:27:28,333
Hey, this is getting a little old!
1244
01:27:28,936 --> 01:27:31,267
What is... What is all this?
1245
01:27:31,337 --> 01:27:33,430
What do you think?
1246
01:27:34,374 --> 01:27:36,502
Hey, why do we need bunk beds?
1247
01:27:36,577 --> 01:27:38,442
Hey!
1248
01:27:45,286 --> 01:27:47,117
Too young.
1249
01:27:47,187 --> 01:27:48,848
Sorry.
1250
01:27:48,923 --> 01:27:50,983
What's all that?
1251
01:27:51,092 --> 01:27:54,060
If the applicant is young,
tell him he's too young.
1252
01:27:54,128 --> 01:27:56,756
- Old, too old. Fat, too fat.
- Applicant?
1253
01:27:56,864 --> 01:28:00,198
If the applicant waits three days
without food or shelter,
1254
01:28:00,302 --> 01:28:02,361
he may enter and begin training.
1255
01:28:02,469 --> 01:28:04,300
Training for what?
1256
01:28:09,911 --> 01:28:11,970
You think this is a game?
1257
01:28:12,080 --> 01:28:14,742
You're too young to train here, end of story.
1258
01:28:14,816 --> 01:28:17,546
Quit wasting our time.
Get the fuck out of here.
1259
01:28:21,490 --> 01:28:23,549
Bad news, friend.
1260
01:28:23,826 --> 01:28:25,918
It's not gonna happen.
1261
01:28:25,994 --> 01:28:28,293
Sorry if there was a misunderstanding.
1262
01:28:28,364 --> 01:28:30,298
It's not the end of the world.
1263
01:28:30,366 --> 01:28:32,561
Just... go away.
1264
01:28:33,436 --> 01:28:35,495
Go.
1265
01:28:35,571 --> 01:28:39,234
You're trespassing
and I will have to call the police.
1266
01:28:42,346 --> 01:28:44,405
Don't you look at me!
1267
01:28:44,514 --> 01:28:47,778
You're never getting in this fucking house!
1268
01:28:47,850 --> 01:28:51,218
Never. Now get the fuck off my porch!
Get off my porch!
1269
01:28:51,321 --> 01:28:54,848
Sooner or later,
we all became what Tyler wanted us to be.
1270
01:28:54,958 --> 01:28:57,791
I'm gonna go inside
and I'm gonna get a shovel.
1271
01:29:05,336 --> 01:29:07,531
- Got two black shirts?
- Yes, sir.
1272
01:29:07,605 --> 01:29:09,868
- Two pair of black pants?
- Yes, sir.
1273
01:29:09,973 --> 01:29:12,943
- One pair black boots? Black socks?
- Yes, sir.
1274
01:29:13,011 --> 01:29:15,070
- One blackjacket.
- Yes, sir.
1275
01:29:15,179 --> 01:29:18,171
- $300 personal burial money?
- Yes, sir.
1276
01:29:20,351 --> 01:29:22,410
All right.
1277
01:29:32,230 --> 01:29:34,290
You're too old, fat man.
1278
01:29:34,400 --> 01:29:37,563
Your tits are too big.
Get the fuck off my porch.
1279
01:29:45,377 --> 01:29:47,436
Bob! Bob!
1280
01:30:03,430 --> 01:30:06,092
Like a monkey ready to be shot into space.
1281
01:30:06,866 --> 01:30:08,333
Space monkey.
1282
01:30:08,435 --> 01:30:11,928
Ready to sacrifice himself
for the greater good.
1283
01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:21,242
You are too fucking old, fatty!
1284
01:30:21,315 --> 01:30:24,512
And you... You're too fucking
1285
01:30:24,618 --> 01:30:26,245
blond!
1286
01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,652
Get out of here, the both of you!
1287
01:30:28,723 --> 01:30:30,850
And so it went.
1288
01:30:31,025 --> 01:30:33,119
Listen up, maggots.
1289
01:30:33,228 --> 01:30:35,287
You are not special.
1290
01:30:35,630 --> 01:30:38,928
You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake.
1291
01:30:39,033 --> 01:30:43,368
You are the same decaying organic matter
as everything else.
1292
01:30:43,472 --> 01:30:45,565
Tyler built himself an army.
1293
01:30:45,841 --> 01:30:49,470
We are the all-singing,
all-dancing crap of the world.
1294
01:30:49,544 --> 01:30:53,173
We are all part of the same compost heap.
1295
01:30:54,249 --> 01:30:57,481
Why was Tyler Durden building an army?
1296
01:30:57,553 --> 01:30:59,645
To what purpose?
1297
01:30:59,721 --> 01:31:02,156
For what greater good?
1298
01:31:05,495 --> 01:31:07,554
In Tyler we trusted.
1299
01:31:12,902 --> 01:31:15,564
When he was like,
"You are not yourjob",
1300
01:31:15,671 --> 01:31:17,731
I was like, "Yeah!"
1301
01:31:19,610 --> 01:31:21,702
Hey, what's all this?
1302
01:31:21,811 --> 01:31:23,905
Hey!
1303
01:31:25,382 --> 01:31:27,077
OK!
1304
01:31:27,151 --> 01:31:29,517
- What's going on?
- We're celebrating.
1305
01:31:29,586 --> 01:31:32,111
- What are we celebrating?
- Go on.
1306
01:31:36,126 --> 01:31:38,287
- Hey.
- Let me get that for you.
1307
01:31:42,900 --> 01:31:45,768
The same great taste, Pepsi.
1308
01:31:48,139 --> 01:31:50,369
Ssh!
1309
01:31:50,441 --> 01:31:54,241
Investigators are here.
The Police Commissioner has arrived.
1310
01:31:54,345 --> 01:31:57,314
Could you tell us
what you think has happened here?
1311
01:31:57,382 --> 01:32:01,615
We believe this is one of many
recent acts of vandalism in the city
1312
01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:04,847
somehow related
to underground boxing clubs.
1313
01:32:04,956 --> 01:32:09,155
We will be coordinating
a rigorous investigation.
1314
01:32:10,062 --> 01:32:14,431
That was Police Commissioner Jacobs
who just arrived on the scene
1315
01:32:14,533 --> 01:32:18,765
- of a four-alarm fire that broke out...
- She's hot.
1316
01:32:18,871 --> 01:32:20,668
Back to you in the studio.
1317
01:32:20,773 --> 01:32:23,174
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1318
01:32:24,144 --> 01:32:26,634
- Holy shit!
- Yeah!
1319
01:32:33,987 --> 01:32:36,012
What the fuck did you guys do?
1320
01:32:36,089 --> 01:32:40,185
Arson investigators
are on the premises...
1321
01:32:43,964 --> 01:32:48,492
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions, sir.
1322
01:32:54,709 --> 01:32:57,234
The victory in the war against crime
1323
01:32:57,311 --> 01:32:59,404
will not come overnight.
1324
01:32:59,480 --> 01:33:04,042
It will take dedication and commitment
and, most of all, cooperation.
1325
01:33:04,118 --> 01:33:09,056
Streets are safer now.
There is hope in the inner city. However...
1326
01:33:09,124 --> 01:33:11,114
I gotta take a piss.
1327
01:33:11,225 --> 01:33:13,990
These are the first steps in a long journey.
1328
01:33:14,062 --> 01:33:16,656
That is why we have created Project Hope.
1329
01:33:16,732 --> 01:33:18,825
Bob.
1330
01:33:21,937 --> 01:33:24,701
Project Hope will be ajoint effort
1331
01:33:24,806 --> 01:33:27,536
between the police and community leaders.
1332
01:33:27,643 --> 01:33:31,807
It will be a powerful new weapon
in the war against crime.
1333
01:34:17,261 --> 01:34:21,392
- Wrap it around the top of his Hacky Sack.
- His balls are ice cold.
1334
01:34:23,401 --> 01:34:26,733
Hi. You're gonna call off
your rigorous investigation.
1335
01:34:26,804 --> 01:34:30,172
You will publicly state
there is no underground group or
1336
01:34:30,275 --> 01:34:32,573
these guys are gonna take your balls.
1337
01:34:33,478 --> 01:34:37,279
They'll send one to the New York Times
and one to the LA Times.
1338
01:34:37,350 --> 01:34:39,112
Look.
1339
01:34:39,184 --> 01:34:42,279
The people you are after
are the people you depend on.
1340
01:34:42,355 --> 01:34:45,916
We cook your meals. We haul your trash.
We connect your calls.
1341
01:34:46,025 --> 01:34:49,756
We drive your ambulances.
We guard you while you sleep.
1342
01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:56,999
Do not fuck with us.
1343
01:35:04,411 --> 01:35:06,538
Ball check!
1344
01:35:20,862 --> 01:35:22,954
Bob, you're this way.
1345
01:35:24,064 --> 01:35:26,397
Let's go.
1346
01:35:26,467 --> 01:35:29,664
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.
1347
01:35:30,772 --> 01:35:32,830
Hey!
1348
01:35:47,355 --> 01:35:48,618
Yeah!
1349
01:36:21,391 --> 01:36:24,189
I felt like putting a bullet in every panda
1350
01:36:24,260 --> 01:36:28,128
that wouldn't screw to save its species.
1351
01:36:30,266 --> 01:36:33,031
I wanted to open the dump valves
on oil tankers
1352
01:36:33,137 --> 01:36:36,004
and smother those French beaches
I'd never see.
1353
01:36:39,275 --> 01:36:41,744
I wanted to breathe smoke.
1354
01:36:59,131 --> 01:37:01,257
Where did you go, psycho boy?
1355
01:37:02,968 --> 01:37:05,903
I felt like destroying something beautiful.
1356
01:37:09,442 --> 01:37:11,500
Get him to a fucking hospital.
1357
01:37:11,576 --> 01:37:13,669
Yeah.
1358
01:37:24,457 --> 01:37:27,517
Don't worry, Mr Durden.
Airport parking. Long term.
1359
01:37:28,995 --> 01:37:31,123
After you, Mr Durden.
1360
01:37:32,065 --> 01:37:34,157
After you.
1361
01:37:51,919 --> 01:37:54,514
- Something on your mind, dear?
- No.
1362
01:37:54,589 --> 01:37:57,819
Yeah, why wasn't I told
about Project Mayhem?
1363
01:37:57,925 --> 01:38:00,918
First rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not ask questions.
1364
01:38:00,995 --> 01:38:03,395
Why didn't you include me in the beginning?
1365
01:38:03,498 --> 01:38:08,697
Fight Club was the beginning. Now it's left
the basements and it's Project Mayhem.
1366
01:38:08,770 --> 01:38:13,173
We started Fight Club together. Remember?
It's as much mine as it is yours.
1367
01:38:13,241 --> 01:38:17,507
- Is this about you and me?
- Yeah. Weren't we doing this together?
1368
01:38:17,579 --> 01:38:21,015
This does not belong to us.
We are not special.
1369
01:38:21,115 --> 01:38:23,550
Fuck that. You should have told me.
1370
01:38:24,386 --> 01:38:26,377
Hey, Tyler!
1371
01:38:28,223 --> 01:38:30,715
- Goddamn it, Tyler!
- What do you want?!
1372
01:38:30,793 --> 01:38:33,261
A statement of purpose?
Should I e-mail you?
1373
01:38:33,362 --> 01:38:35,990
- Oh...
- You decide your level of involvement!
1374
01:38:36,065 --> 01:38:38,761
I will! I wanna know certain things first!
1375
01:38:38,834 --> 01:38:41,462
- The first rule of Project Mayhem...
- Shut up!
1376
01:38:43,239 --> 01:38:46,971
- I wanna know what you're thinking.
- Fuck what you know!
1377
01:38:47,043 --> 01:38:50,534
Forget about what you think you know
about life, friendship,
1378
01:38:50,613 --> 01:38:52,673
and especially about you and me.
1379
01:38:53,850 --> 01:38:56,011
What is that supposed to mean?
1380
01:38:59,423 --> 01:39:01,583
What are you doing?
1381
01:39:02,492 --> 01:39:05,222
What do you wish you'd done
before you died?
1382
01:39:05,295 --> 01:39:08,163
- Paint a self-portrait.
- Build a house.
1383
01:39:08,266 --> 01:39:10,632
- And you?
- I don't know. Nothing.
1384
01:39:10,701 --> 01:39:13,100
- Get in the right lane.
- You have to know!
1385
01:39:13,236 --> 01:39:16,263
If you died now,
how would you feel about your life?
1386
01:39:16,374 --> 01:39:20,003
I don't know! Nothing good.
Is that what you want to hear?
1387
01:39:20,077 --> 01:39:22,410
- Come on!
- Not good enough.
1388
01:39:22,481 --> 01:39:24,914
Stop fucking around! Tyler!
1389
01:39:26,183 --> 01:39:28,447
Jesus Christ!
1390
01:39:29,187 --> 01:39:31,280
Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Fuck you!
1391
01:39:31,390 --> 01:39:33,449
Fuck Fight Club. Fuck Marla!
1392
01:39:33,525 --> 01:39:36,187
I am sick of all your shit!
1393
01:39:36,295 --> 01:39:38,195
OK, man.
1394
01:39:39,998 --> 01:39:42,523
- Quit screwing around. Steer!
- Look at you!
1395
01:39:42,634 --> 01:39:45,398
- Steer!
- Look at you. You're fucking pathetic!
1396
01:39:45,470 --> 01:39:50,602
- Why? Why? What are you talking about?
- Why do you think I blew up your condo?
1397
01:39:51,210 --> 01:39:52,734
What?
1398
01:39:52,845 --> 01:39:56,746
Hitting bottom isn't a weekend retreat.
It's not a goddamned seminar.
1399
01:39:56,848 --> 01:40:00,546
Stop trying to control everything
and just let go!
1400
01:40:02,288 --> 01:40:04,119
Let go!
1401
01:40:04,223 --> 01:40:06,317
All right. Fine.
1402
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:09,094
Fine.
1403
01:41:07,490 --> 01:41:09,958
I'd never been in a car accident.
1404
01:41:10,025 --> 01:41:13,483
This must have been
what all those people felt like
1405
01:41:13,562 --> 01:41:16,759
before I filed them
as statistics in my reports.
1406
01:41:16,832 --> 01:41:18,926
Goddamn!
1407
01:41:22,439 --> 01:41:25,601
We've just had a near-life experience!
1408
01:41:29,446 --> 01:41:31,437
In the world I see,
1409
01:41:31,548 --> 01:41:35,416
you're stalking elk
through the Grand Canyon forests
1410
01:41:35,519 --> 01:41:38,511
around the ruins of Rockefeller Center.
1411
01:41:40,524 --> 01:41:44,859
You'll wear leather clothes
that will last you the rest of your life.
1412
01:41:44,962 --> 01:41:49,524
You'll climb the thick kudzu vines
that wrap the Sears Tower.
1413
01:41:49,600 --> 01:41:54,162
And when you look down,
you'll see tiny figures pounding corn,
1414
01:41:54,238 --> 01:41:57,799
laying strips of venison
in the empty car-pool lane
1415
01:41:57,875 --> 01:42:00,173
of some abandoned superhighway.
1416
01:42:13,625 --> 01:42:15,855
Feel better, champ.
1417
01:42:33,213 --> 01:42:35,010
And then...
1418
01:42:35,081 --> 01:42:36,639
Tyler?
1419
01:42:36,716 --> 01:42:38,809
..Tyler was gone.
1420
01:42:46,192 --> 01:42:48,218
Was I asleep?
1421
01:42:49,296 --> 01:42:51,320
Had I slept?
1422
01:42:51,464 --> 01:42:54,491
You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake...
1423
01:42:54,602 --> 01:42:57,036
The house had become a living thing.
1424
01:42:57,104 --> 01:43:01,735
Wet inside from so many people
sweating and breathing.
1425
01:43:02,243 --> 01:43:04,837
So many people moving, the house moved.
1426
01:43:07,715 --> 01:43:09,809
Planet Tyler.
1427
01:43:09,885 --> 01:43:11,944
I had to hug the walls.
1428
01:43:12,053 --> 01:43:15,146
Trapped inside
this clockwork of space monkeys.
1429
01:43:15,256 --> 01:43:19,057
You shouldn't be smoking in here!
You know how much ether is here!
1430
01:43:19,127 --> 01:43:21,652
Cooking and working and sleeping in teams.
1431
01:43:23,900 --> 01:43:25,958
Hang on a second.
1432
01:43:44,887 --> 01:43:47,583
It's under control, sir.
1433
01:43:50,059 --> 01:43:51,890
Where's Tyler?
1434
01:43:51,961 --> 01:43:54,954
Sir, the first rule of Project Mayhem
is you do not...
1435
01:43:55,065 --> 01:43:56,998
Right... OK.
1436
01:43:59,402 --> 01:44:01,530
I'm all alone.
1437
01:44:01,705 --> 01:44:05,334
My father dumped me. Tyler dumped me.
1438
01:44:05,475 --> 01:44:07,706
I am Jack's broken heart.
1439
01:44:11,915 --> 01:44:15,716
What comes next in Project Mayhem
only Tyler knows.
1440
01:44:16,621 --> 01:44:19,817
The second rule is you do not ask questions.
1441
01:44:22,627 --> 01:44:25,323
Get the fuck away from me!
Get the fuck away!
1442
01:44:25,730 --> 01:44:27,789
Who are all these people?
1443
01:44:33,037 --> 01:44:35,335
The Paper Street Soap Company.
1444
01:44:36,908 --> 01:44:38,968
Can I come in?
1445
01:44:42,113 --> 01:44:44,172
He's not here.
1446
01:44:44,248 --> 01:44:46,513
What?
1447
01:44:47,553 --> 01:44:51,114
Tyler isn't here.
1448
01:44:51,190 --> 01:44:53,249
Tyler went away.
1449
01:44:53,726 --> 01:44:55,785
Tyler's gone.
1450
01:45:12,812 --> 01:45:14,541
Get some help!
1451
01:45:25,692 --> 01:45:30,596
Two gunshot wounds coming through!
Make some fucking room!
1452
01:45:30,665 --> 01:45:33,065
What happened? What happened?
1453
01:45:33,167 --> 01:45:36,034
We were on assignment. We were supposed
to kill two birds with one stone.
1454
01:45:37,304 --> 01:45:39,397
Destroy a piece of corporate art...
1455
01:45:39,473 --> 01:45:41,998
Operation Latte Thunder. Go!
1456
01:45:42,710 --> 01:45:45,874
..and trash a franchise coffee bar.
1457
01:45:52,287 --> 01:45:54,653
We had it all worked out, sir.
1458
01:46:02,831 --> 01:46:06,097
- It went smooth until...
- Police! Freeze!
1459
01:46:06,202 --> 01:46:08,931
- What?
- They shot Bob.
1460
01:46:10,439 --> 01:46:12,874
- They shot him in the head.
- Fucking pigs!
1461
01:46:18,247 --> 01:46:20,272
Oh, God!
1462
01:46:20,349 --> 01:46:23,648
- Those motherfuckers!
- You morons.
1463
01:46:23,720 --> 01:46:27,851
You're running around in ski masks
trying to blow things up?
1464
01:46:27,925 --> 01:46:30,620
What did you think was gonna happen?!
1465
01:46:32,361 --> 01:46:36,731
OK, quick! Get rid of the evidence.
We gotta get rid of this body!
1466
01:46:36,834 --> 01:46:39,701
- Bury him.
- What?
1467
01:46:39,770 --> 01:46:42,034
Take him to the garden and bury him.
1468
01:46:42,106 --> 01:46:44,973
- Come on, people, let's go!
- Get the fuck off!
1469
01:46:45,075 --> 01:46:48,306
Get away from him!
What are you talking about?
1470
01:46:48,378 --> 01:46:50,973
This isn't fucking evidence.
This is a person.
1471
01:46:51,082 --> 01:46:54,278
He's my friend
and you're not burying him in the garden!
1472
01:46:54,351 --> 01:46:57,344
He was killed serving Project Mayhem, sir.
1473
01:46:57,455 --> 01:46:59,480
- This is Bob.
- Sir, in...
1474
01:46:59,557 --> 01:47:01,684
In Project Mayhem, we have no names.
1475
01:47:01,760 --> 01:47:03,750
Now, you listen to me.
1476
01:47:03,861 --> 01:47:08,356
This is a man and he has a name,
and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?
1477
01:47:08,466 --> 01:47:10,366
- Robert Paulsen.
- He's a man
1478
01:47:10,468 --> 01:47:13,302
and he's dead now because of us.
Do you understand that?
1479
01:47:13,973 --> 01:47:16,270
I understand.
1480
01:47:18,510 --> 01:47:21,878
In death, a member of Project Mayhem
1481
01:47:21,947 --> 01:47:24,006
has a name.
1482
01:47:24,150 --> 01:47:27,085
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1483
01:47:27,520 --> 01:47:29,613
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1484
01:47:30,389 --> 01:47:33,085
His name... is Robert Paulsen.
1485
01:47:33,159 --> 01:47:36,993
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1486
01:47:37,096 --> 01:47:40,156
Come on, guys. Please. Stop it.
1487
01:47:40,232 --> 01:47:42,827
His name is Robert Paulsen.
1488
01:47:42,936 --> 01:47:45,996
Shut up! This is all over with!
1489
01:47:49,242 --> 01:47:51,767
Get the fuck out of here.
1490
01:48:20,474 --> 01:48:24,935
- Tyler?
- No, this is Detective Stern of the Arson Unit.
1491
01:48:25,013 --> 01:48:26,571
I need to see you...
1492
01:48:31,086 --> 01:48:35,147
I went to all the cities
on Tyler's used ticket stubs, barhopping.
1493
01:48:35,224 --> 01:48:39,992
I didn't know how or why, but I could look
at 50 different bars, and somehow I just knew.
1494
01:48:40,063 --> 01:48:44,624
I'm looking for Tyler Durden.
It's very important that I talk to him.
1495
01:48:44,766 --> 01:48:46,393
I wish I could help you,
1496
01:48:46,468 --> 01:48:48,801
sir.
1497
01:48:54,076 --> 01:48:56,170
Every city I went to,
1498
01:48:57,213 --> 01:48:59,613
as soon as I set foot off the plane
1499
01:49:00,216 --> 01:49:02,481
I knew a Fight Club was close.
1500
01:49:02,586 --> 01:49:04,246
Hey! Hey!
1501
01:49:05,321 --> 01:49:06,913
Taxi!
1502
01:49:07,023 --> 01:49:09,083
Look at my face. I'm a member.
1503
01:49:09,193 --> 01:49:11,718
Now, I just need to know if you've seen Tyler.
1504
01:49:11,829 --> 01:49:15,491
I'm not exposed to bespeak
any such information to you
1505
01:49:15,598 --> 01:49:20,298
nor would I, even if I had
said information at this juncture,... be able.
1506
01:49:21,005 --> 01:49:24,669
- You're a moron.
- I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
1507
01:49:26,044 --> 01:49:31,072
Tyler had been busy...
setting up franchises all over the country.
1508
01:49:33,852 --> 01:49:38,289
Was I asleep? Had I slept?
1509
01:49:38,356 --> 01:49:40,620
Is Tyler my bad dream, or am I Tyler's?
1510
01:49:42,027 --> 01:49:45,087
- We've just heard the stories.
- What kind of stories?
1511
01:49:45,163 --> 01:49:49,429
- Nobody knows what he looks like.
- He has plastic surgery every three years.
1512
01:49:49,501 --> 01:49:52,527
That's the stupidest thing
I've ever heard.
1513
01:49:52,637 --> 01:49:56,699
- Is it true about Fight Club in Miami?
- Is Mr Durden building an army?
1514
01:49:56,842 --> 01:49:59,833
I was living in a state of perpetual déjà vu.
1515
01:50:00,646 --> 01:50:02,705
Everywhere I went,
1516
01:50:02,848 --> 01:50:04,782
I felt I'd already been there.
1517
01:50:04,884 --> 01:50:07,786
It was like following an invisible man.
1518
01:50:08,889 --> 01:50:10,947
The smell of dried blood,
1519
01:50:11,057 --> 01:50:14,549
dirty, bare footprints circling each other.
1520
01:50:15,395 --> 01:50:18,592
That aroma of old sweat, like fried chicken.
1521
01:50:18,699 --> 01:50:22,259
The feel of a floor still warm
from a fight the night before.
1522
01:50:23,136 --> 01:50:26,071
I was always just one step behind Tyler.
1523
01:50:28,976 --> 01:50:32,104
His name is Robert Paulsen...
1524
01:50:36,717 --> 01:50:38,811
Welcome back, sir.
1525
01:50:39,787 --> 01:50:41,880
How have you been?
1526
01:50:41,956 --> 01:50:44,116
Do you know me?
1527
01:50:44,191 --> 01:50:46,592
Is this a test, sir?
1528
01:50:46,694 --> 01:50:48,559
No. This is not a test.
1529
01:50:48,629 --> 01:50:50,893
You were in here last Thursday.
1530
01:50:51,432 --> 01:50:53,731
Thursday?
1531
01:50:53,835 --> 01:50:57,794
You were standing where you are now,
asking how good security is.
1532
01:50:58,439 --> 01:51:00,533
It's tight as a drum, sir.
1533
01:51:03,212 --> 01:51:05,372
Who do you think I am?
1534
01:51:05,446 --> 01:51:08,007
Are you sure this isn't a test?
1535
01:51:08,117 --> 01:51:10,017
No, this is not a test.
1536
01:51:10,119 --> 01:51:12,178
You're Mr Durden.
1537
01:51:13,522 --> 01:51:16,184
You're the one who gave me this.
1538
01:51:16,258 --> 01:51:20,456
Please return your seat backs
to their full upright and locked position.
1539
01:51:31,941 --> 01:51:34,000
- Yeah?
- Marla, it's me.
1540
01:51:34,077 --> 01:51:36,046
- Have we ever done it?
- Done what?
1541
01:51:36,147 --> 01:51:37,478
Had sex?
1542
01:51:37,581 --> 01:51:39,741
What kind of stupid question is that?
1543
01:51:39,849 --> 01:51:42,215
Stupid because it's yes
or because it's no?
1544
01:51:42,285 --> 01:51:44,880
- Is this a trick?
- No. I need to know...
1545
01:51:44,989 --> 01:51:48,856
You wanna know if I think
we were just having sex or making love?
1546
01:51:48,958 --> 01:51:52,360
- We did make love?
- Is that what you're calling it?
1547
01:51:52,430 --> 01:51:55,263
Just answer the question!
Did we do it or not?!
1548
01:51:55,366 --> 01:51:58,268
You fuck me, then snub me.
You love me, you hate me.
1549
01:51:58,370 --> 01:52:01,236
You're sensitive,
then you turn into an asshole.
1550
01:52:01,305 --> 01:52:04,001
Does that describe our relationship, Tyler?
1551
01:52:04,075 --> 01:52:06,169
We just lost cabin pressure.
1552
01:52:06,244 --> 01:52:07,711
What did you just say?
1553
01:52:07,813 --> 01:52:10,179
- What is wrong with you?
- Say my name!
1554
01:52:10,248 --> 01:52:13,911
Tyler Durden!
You fucking freak! What's going on?
1555
01:52:14,019 --> 01:52:16,078
- I'm coming over!
- I'm not there!
1556
01:52:16,188 --> 01:52:18,986
You broke your promise.
1557
01:52:19,057 --> 01:52:21,026
Jesus, Tyler.
1558
01:52:21,094 --> 01:52:24,529
- You fucking talked to her about me.
- What the fuck is going on?
1559
01:52:24,629 --> 01:52:28,088
I asked you for one thing. One simple thing.
1560
01:52:28,201 --> 01:52:30,499
Why do people think that I'm you?
1561
01:52:31,070 --> 01:52:33,128
Answer me!
1562
01:52:35,508 --> 01:52:37,339
Sit.
1563
01:52:40,146 --> 01:52:42,843
Answer me. Why do people think I'm you?
1564
01:52:42,950 --> 01:52:45,110
I think you know.
1565
01:52:45,251 --> 01:52:47,811
- No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.
1566
01:52:47,920 --> 01:52:50,651
Why would anyone
possibly confuse you with me?
1567
01:52:50,724 --> 01:52:53,522
I... I don't know.
1568
01:52:58,298 --> 01:53:01,165
- You got it.
- No.
1569
01:53:01,268 --> 01:53:03,361
- Do not fuck with us!
- Say it.
1570
01:53:04,739 --> 01:53:06,763
Because...
1571
01:53:08,142 --> 01:53:09,302
Say it!
1572
01:53:10,978 --> 01:53:13,038
Because we're the same person.
1573
01:53:13,114 --> 01:53:15,241
That's right.
1574
01:53:15,316 --> 01:53:17,476
We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap.
1575
01:53:17,551 --> 01:53:21,283
- I don't understand this.
- You wanted a way to change your life.
1576
01:53:21,356 --> 01:53:23,449
You could not do this on your own.
1577
01:53:23,525 --> 01:53:25,584
All the ways you wish you could be,
1578
01:53:25,693 --> 01:53:27,558
that's me.
1579
01:53:27,662 --> 01:53:30,790
I look like you wanna look,
I fuck like you wanna fuck.
1580
01:53:30,899 --> 01:53:33,265
I am smart, capable and, most importantly,
1581
01:53:33,334 --> 01:53:36,099
I'm free in all the ways that you are not.
1582
01:53:36,172 --> 01:53:37,161
Oh, no.
1583
01:53:37,273 --> 01:53:40,173
- Tyler's not here. Tyler went away.
- What?
1584
01:53:40,275 --> 01:53:42,574
This isn't possible. This is crazy.
1585
01:53:42,678 --> 01:53:44,703
People do it every day.
1586
01:53:44,780 --> 01:53:48,342
They talk to themselves.
They see themselves as they'd like to be.
1587
01:53:48,418 --> 01:53:51,682
They don't have the courage you have
to just run with it.
1588
01:53:55,492 --> 01:53:58,825
You still wrestle with it,
so sometimes you're still you.
1589
01:53:58,962 --> 01:54:03,626
- We should do this again sometime.
- At times, you imagine you're watching me.
1590
01:54:03,733 --> 01:54:06,224
If this is your first time, you have to fight.
1591
01:54:06,336 --> 01:54:10,706
Little by little,
you're just letting yourself become
1592
01:54:11,541 --> 01:54:13,441
Tyler Durden.
1593
01:54:13,543 --> 01:54:16,341
You are not yourjob
or how much money you have!
1594
01:54:16,413 --> 01:54:18,814
- No. You have a house.
- Rented in your name.
1595
01:54:18,916 --> 01:54:22,544
- You have jobs, a life.
- You work nights because you can't sleep.
1596
01:54:22,619 --> 01:54:24,416
Or you stay up and make soap.
1597
01:54:24,521 --> 01:54:29,459
- You're fucking Marla, Tyler.
- Technically, you are. It's all the same to her.
1598
01:54:31,195 --> 01:54:33,221
Oh, my God.
1599
01:54:34,232 --> 01:54:36,325
Now you see our dilemma.
1600
01:54:36,400 --> 01:54:38,664
She knows too much.
1601
01:54:38,769 --> 01:54:43,867
I think we're gonna have to talk about
how this might compromise our goals.
1602
01:54:44,009 --> 01:54:46,135
What... What are you saying?
1603
01:54:47,079 --> 01:54:51,345
This is bullshit. This is bullshit,
I'm not listening to this!
1604
01:54:51,416 --> 01:54:54,078
- You are insane!
- No. You're insane.
1605
01:54:54,187 --> 01:54:56,882
We simply do not have time for this crap.
1606
01:54:58,390 --> 01:55:00,585
It's called a changeover.
1607
01:55:00,659 --> 01:55:02,753
The movie goes on
1608
01:55:02,829 --> 01:55:05,957
and nobody in the audience has any idea.
1609
01:55:18,911 --> 01:55:22,608
- Sir! Are you checking out?
- Yeah. Bill me.
1610
01:55:22,682 --> 01:55:25,117
Can you initial this list of phone calls?
1611
01:55:29,522 --> 01:55:33,584
- When were these made?
- Between 2.00 and 3.30 this morning.
1612
01:55:39,433 --> 01:55:43,529
Have I been going to bed earlier every night?
Have I been sleeping later?
1613
01:55:43,637 --> 01:55:48,507
Have I been Tyler longer and longer?
1614
01:55:51,011 --> 01:55:53,446
Is anybody here?
1615
01:55:56,117 --> 01:55:58,210
Déjà vu all over again.
1616
01:55:59,854 --> 01:56:02,345
With enough soap,
one could blow up anything.
1617
01:56:04,693 --> 01:56:06,752
Oh, my God.
1618
01:56:10,666 --> 01:56:13,031
- 1888.
- Who am I calling?
1619
01:56:13,468 --> 01:56:17,132
1888 Franklin. This is maintenance. Hello?
1620
01:56:18,307 --> 01:56:19,899
Hello?
1621
01:56:19,975 --> 01:56:22,102
1888 Franklin Street?
1622
01:56:22,178 --> 01:56:24,271
Yes. Can I help you?
1623
01:56:26,716 --> 01:56:29,310
- Hello?
- Yeah, yeah.
1624
01:56:29,385 --> 01:56:31,911
I need to talk to your supervisor right away.
1625
01:56:31,988 --> 01:56:34,114
- Speaking.
- OK, listen to me.
1626
01:56:34,190 --> 01:56:37,354
Something terrible
is about to happen to your building.
1627
01:56:37,461 --> 01:56:39,520
It's under control, sir.
1628
01:56:39,963 --> 01:56:43,524
- Excuse me?
- Don't worry about us, sir. We're solid.
1629
01:56:47,771 --> 01:56:49,136
2160.
1630
01:56:56,747 --> 01:56:59,273
Marla! Marla! Hey, wait!
1631
01:57:00,952 --> 01:57:03,750
Wait! I gotta talk to you! Marla! Marla!
1632
01:57:03,821 --> 01:57:07,985
Your bald freaks hit me with a fucking broom!
They almost broke my arm!
1633
01:57:08,126 --> 01:57:10,822
They were burning their fingertips with lye.
1634
01:57:10,928 --> 01:57:14,888
This needs a tremendous act of faith
on your part, but hear me out.
1635
01:57:14,967 --> 01:57:18,925
- Here comes an avalanche of bullshit.
- A little more faith than that.
1636
01:57:22,174 --> 01:57:24,734
I don't wanna hear
anything you have to say.
1637
01:57:24,810 --> 01:57:26,937
You have every right to be...
1638
01:57:27,546 --> 01:57:29,411
I'll just have a coffee, thanks.
1639
01:57:29,515 --> 01:57:32,450
Sir. Anything you order is free of charge, sir.
1640
01:57:32,551 --> 01:57:34,576
Why is it free of charge?
1641
01:57:34,653 --> 01:57:36,713
- Don't ask.
- Whatever.
1642
01:57:36,790 --> 01:57:42,318
I'll have the clam chowder, fried chicken
and baked potato and a chocolate chiffon pie.
1643
01:57:42,394 --> 01:57:44,454
Clean food, please.
1644
01:57:44,564 --> 01:57:47,590
In that case,
may I advise against the clam chowder.
1645
01:57:47,667 --> 01:57:49,760
No clam chowder. Thank you.
1646
01:57:51,237 --> 01:57:53,467
You got about 30 seconds.
1647
01:57:56,176 --> 01:57:58,668
I know I've been acting very strange, OK?
1648
01:57:58,779 --> 01:58:02,214
- I know it seems there's two sides to me...
- Two sides?
1649
01:58:02,282 --> 01:58:07,346
- You're Dr Jekyll and Mr Jackass.
- I know. But I realized something important.
1650
01:58:07,421 --> 01:58:11,482
- What?
- The nature of our relationship wasn't clear
1651
01:58:11,592 --> 01:58:13,958
to me for reasons I won't go into.
1652
01:58:14,028 --> 01:58:16,622
- I know I haven't treated you well.
- Whatever.
1653
01:58:16,697 --> 01:58:19,427
No, no. Fifteen seconds, please!
1654
01:58:19,500 --> 01:58:21,799
Fifteen seconds,
don't open your mouth.
1655
01:58:21,870 --> 01:58:23,962
I'm trying to tell you I'm sorry.
1656
01:58:24,038 --> 01:58:28,373
What I've come to realize
is that I really like you, Marla.
1657
01:58:28,443 --> 01:58:30,570
You do?
1658
01:58:30,645 --> 01:58:32,510
I really do.
1659
01:58:32,614 --> 01:58:36,914
I care about you and I don't want anything
bad to happen to you because of me.
1660
01:58:37,018 --> 01:58:39,782
Marla, your life is in danger.
1661
01:58:39,855 --> 01:58:41,789
What?
1662
01:58:41,857 --> 01:58:45,588
You need to leave town for a while.
Get out of any major city.
1663
01:58:45,660 --> 01:58:48,458
- Just go camping...
- You're an insane person.
1664
01:58:48,530 --> 01:58:51,989
- No. I've involved you in something terrible.
- No. Shut up!
1665
01:58:52,068 --> 01:58:54,628
- You're not safe.
- Shut up!
1666
01:58:56,439 --> 01:59:00,876
- Listen, I tried, Tyler. I really tried.
- I know you did.
1667
01:59:00,943 --> 01:59:04,004
There are things about you I like.
You're smart, funny.
1668
01:59:04,081 --> 01:59:06,049
You're spectacular in bed.
1669
01:59:06,116 --> 01:59:07,548
But
1670
01:59:07,650 --> 01:59:09,709
you're intolerable.
1671
01:59:09,819 --> 01:59:12,311
You have very serious emotional problems.
1672
01:59:12,422 --> 01:59:16,358
Deep-seated problems
for which you should seek professional help.
1673
01:59:16,460 --> 01:59:20,419
- I know, and I'm sorry.
- You're sorry, I'm sorry. Everyone's sorry.
1674
01:59:21,565 --> 01:59:23,658
I can't do this any more.
1675
01:59:23,734 --> 01:59:25,827
I can't.
1676
01:59:25,903 --> 01:59:27,963
And I won't.
1677
01:59:28,072 --> 01:59:30,096
I'm gone.
1678
01:59:30,173 --> 01:59:32,869
You can't leave, Marla! You're not safe!
1679
01:59:35,713 --> 01:59:38,375
- Marla, you don't understand!
- Leave me alone!
1680
01:59:38,483 --> 01:59:40,974
- Marla, I am trying to protect you!
- Let go!
1681
01:59:41,085 --> 01:59:44,077
- I don't ever wanna see you again!
- That's fine...
1682
01:59:44,155 --> 01:59:46,282
Here, wait right here!
1683
01:59:50,162 --> 01:59:52,721
Hold it right there! Shut up!
1684
01:59:52,797 --> 01:59:54,924
Take this money and get on this bus.
1685
01:59:54,999 --> 01:59:57,161
I promise I won't bother you again.
1686
01:59:57,303 --> 01:59:58,736
Shut up!
1687
01:59:58,804 --> 02:00:02,001
Please get on the bus. Please get on the bus.
1688
02:00:03,175 --> 02:00:05,302
Why are you doing this?
1689
02:00:05,377 --> 02:00:09,473
They think you're a threat.
I can't explain it now, just trust me!
1690
02:00:09,548 --> 02:00:13,917
- If I know where you are, you won't be safe.
- I'll keep this, it's asshole tax.
1691
02:00:13,986 --> 02:00:18,390
- Fine. Remember, stay out of major cities.
- Tyler.
1692
02:00:19,926 --> 02:00:22,759
You're the worst thing
that ever happened to me.
1693
02:00:37,777 --> 02:00:40,440
Hello. I need you to arrest me.
1694
02:00:40,548 --> 02:00:43,312
I am the leader of a terrorist organization
1695
02:00:43,384 --> 02:00:48,344
responsible for numerous acts
of vandalism and assault all over this city.
1696
02:00:48,422 --> 02:00:52,324
In the metropolitan area,
we had probably 200 members.
1697
02:00:52,393 --> 02:00:56,194
Chapters have sprung up
in five or six other major cities already.
1698
02:00:56,365 --> 02:00:59,390
This is a tightly-regimented organization
1699
02:00:59,467 --> 02:01:05,065
with many cells capable of operating
independent of central leadership.
1700
02:01:05,173 --> 02:01:09,041
Go to the house, OK? 1537 Paper Street.
1701
02:01:09,144 --> 02:01:11,044
That's our headquarters.
1702
02:01:11,146 --> 02:01:13,740
In the back, buried in the garden,
1703
02:01:13,815 --> 02:01:16,842
you'll find the body of Robert Paulsen.
1704
02:01:16,953 --> 02:01:20,251
In the basement,
you're gonna find some bathtubs
1705
02:01:20,389 --> 02:01:25,692
that have been used very recently
to make large quantities of nitroglycerin.
1706
02:01:25,795 --> 02:01:27,820
I believe the plan is to blow up
1707
02:01:27,897 --> 02:01:30,991
the headquarters
of these credit card companies
1708
02:01:31,067 --> 02:01:33,160
and the TRW building.
1709
02:01:34,103 --> 02:01:37,470
Why these buildings?
Why credit card companies?
1710
02:01:37,573 --> 02:01:41,168
If you erase the debt record,
then we all go back to zero.
1711
02:01:42,011 --> 02:01:44,070
You'll create total chaos.
1712
02:01:45,683 --> 02:01:48,914
Keep him talking. I need to make a phone
call.
1713
02:01:59,496 --> 02:02:01,727
I really admire what you're doing.
1714
02:02:02,200 --> 02:02:04,258
What?
1715
02:02:04,401 --> 02:02:06,426
You're a brave man to order this.
1716
02:02:06,503 --> 02:02:08,267
You're a genius, sir.
1717
02:02:08,406 --> 02:02:13,105
You said if anyone ever interferes
with Project Mayhem, even you,
1718
02:02:13,211 --> 02:02:15,543
we gotta get his balls.
1719
02:02:16,948 --> 02:02:20,111
- Don't fight.
- It's a powerful gesture, Mr Durden.
1720
02:02:20,218 --> 02:02:23,245
- It will set an example.
- You're making a big mistake!
1721
02:02:23,322 --> 02:02:26,154
- You said you'd say that.
- I'm not Tyler Durden!
1722
02:02:26,257 --> 02:02:30,126
- You told us you'd say that too.
- All right. I am Tyler Durden.
1723
02:02:30,229 --> 02:02:32,925
Listen to me. I'm giving you a direct order.
1724
02:02:33,032 --> 02:02:37,162
- We're aborting this mission now.
- You said you would definitely say that.
1725
02:02:43,309 --> 02:02:46,871
Are you fucking out of your minds?
You're police officers!
1726
02:02:47,713 --> 02:02:49,772
Is somebody timing this?
1727
02:02:49,949 --> 02:02:52,919
Keep your mouth shut.
1728
02:02:52,986 --> 02:02:55,079
Shit!
1729
02:02:57,724 --> 02:03:00,522
Some of this information checks out.
1730
02:03:00,594 --> 02:03:03,893
- Let's go to that house on Paper Street.
- Be right there.
1731
02:03:04,598 --> 02:03:06,362
Hey, wait!
1732
02:03:07,068 --> 02:03:09,592
- I got him.
- Sir, we have to do this.
1733
02:03:09,703 --> 02:03:12,171
- Stop fighting!
- Where's the rubber band?
1734
02:03:12,272 --> 02:03:14,764
Get away from me! Drop that fucking knife!
1735
02:03:18,312 --> 02:03:21,748
Back up. Face down on the floor right now!
1736
02:03:22,984 --> 02:03:25,009
Get down on the floor!
1737
02:03:29,792 --> 02:03:32,692
The first person
that comes out of this door
1738
02:03:32,760 --> 02:03:34,728
gets a lead salad! Understand?
1739
02:03:59,055 --> 02:04:01,649
Get away! Stay away!
1740
02:04:14,605 --> 02:04:16,663
I ran.
1741
02:04:17,207 --> 02:04:21,372
I ran until my muscles burned
and my veins pumped battery acid.
1742
02:04:24,014 --> 02:04:26,072
Then I ran some more.
1743
02:05:06,792 --> 02:05:09,090
What the fuck are you doing?
1744
02:05:09,195 --> 02:05:12,130
Running around in your underpants!
You look crazy!
1745
02:05:12,231 --> 02:05:15,325
No. I'm onto you.
I know what's going on here.
1746
02:05:15,434 --> 02:05:20,338
Come on, then. I got us a great place
to watch from. It'll be like pay-per-view.
1747
02:06:08,323 --> 02:06:10,986
- Oh, Christ.
- Now what are you doing?
1748
02:06:11,093 --> 02:06:14,460
- I'm stopping this.
- Why?
1749
02:06:14,530 --> 02:06:17,931
- The greatest thing you've ever done.
- I can't let this happen.
1750
02:06:18,000 --> 02:06:21,265
There are 10 other bombs
in 10 other buildings.
1751
02:06:21,337 --> 02:06:23,703
Since when is Project Mayhem
about murder?
1752
02:06:23,772 --> 02:06:25,764
The buildings are empty.
1753
02:06:25,875 --> 02:06:28,707
We're not killing anyone.
We're setting 'em free!
1754
02:06:28,777 --> 02:06:31,541
Bob is dead. They shot him in the head.
1755
02:06:31,680 --> 02:06:35,014
You wanna make an omelette,
you gotta break some eggs.
1756
02:06:35,118 --> 02:06:38,712
No. I'm not listening to you.
You're not even there.
1757
02:06:44,761 --> 02:06:49,130
I wouldn't do that.
Not unless you knew which wires were what.
1758
02:06:49,199 --> 02:06:50,928
If you know, I know.
1759
02:06:56,540 --> 02:07:00,908
Or maybe I knew you'd know, so I spent
all day thinking about the wrong ones.
1760
02:07:09,421 --> 02:07:10,512
You think?
1761
02:07:12,523 --> 02:07:14,616
Oh, heavens, no. Not the green one.
1762
02:07:15,459 --> 02:07:18,452
Pull any one but the green one.
1763
02:07:23,200 --> 02:07:25,829
I asked you not to do that!
1764
02:07:27,672 --> 02:07:29,230
Fuck!
1765
02:07:30,175 --> 02:07:32,268
Tyler, get away from the van.
1766
02:07:34,479 --> 02:07:37,880
Tyler, I'm not kidding!
Get away from the van!
1767
02:07:37,983 --> 02:07:39,349
Goddamn it!
1768
02:07:45,691 --> 02:07:47,056
OK.
1769
02:07:47,160 --> 02:07:50,493
You are now firing a gun
at your imaginary friend
1770
02:07:50,596 --> 02:07:53,191
near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
1771
02:07:55,401 --> 02:07:57,164
Cool it, Tyler!
1772
02:08:10,384 --> 02:08:12,443
Come on!
1773
02:08:12,519 --> 02:08:14,578
Don't go!
1774
02:08:52,161 --> 02:08:53,355
What?!
1775
02:09:38,843 --> 02:09:39,537
Three minutes.
1776
02:09:40,478 --> 02:09:42,776
This is it.
1777
02:09:42,880 --> 02:09:44,905
The beginning.
1778
02:09:44,982 --> 02:09:46,950
Ground zero.
1779
02:09:47,018 --> 02:09:49,316
I think this is about where we came in.
1780
02:09:49,387 --> 02:09:51,879
Do you have a speech for the occasion?
1781
02:09:51,957 --> 02:09:54,982
I'm sorry?
1782
02:09:55,092 --> 02:09:57,151
I still can't think of anything.
1783
02:09:59,198 --> 02:10:01,291
Flashback humor.
1784
02:10:06,371 --> 02:10:08,396
It's getting exciting now.
1785
02:10:09,975 --> 02:10:11,772
Two and a half.
1786
02:10:11,843 --> 02:10:14,404
Think of everything we've accomplished.
1787
02:10:14,514 --> 02:10:19,314
Out these windows, we will view
the collapse of financial history.
1788
02:10:19,384 --> 02:10:23,116
One step closer to economic equilibrium.
1789
02:10:36,670 --> 02:10:39,069
Why is she here?
1790
02:10:39,172 --> 02:10:41,072
Tying up loose ends.
1791
02:10:41,174 --> 02:10:44,235
Put me down, you baldheaded fuck!
1792
02:10:44,345 --> 02:10:47,439
- I beg you, please don't do this.
- I'm not doing this.
1793
02:10:47,548 --> 02:10:51,006
- We are doing this. This is what we want.
- No.
1794
02:10:51,085 --> 02:10:55,818
- I don't want this.
- Right. Except you is meaningless now.
1795
02:10:55,889 --> 02:10:59,883
- We have to forget about you.
- You're a voice in my head.
1796
02:10:59,995 --> 02:11:02,053
You're a voice in mine!
1797
02:11:02,162 --> 02:11:04,996
- Why can't I get rid of you?
- You need me.
1798
02:11:05,066 --> 02:11:07,159
No. I don't. I really don't any more.
1799
02:11:07,235 --> 02:11:11,502
You created me. I didn't create some
loser alter ego to make me feel better.
1800
02:11:11,607 --> 02:11:15,565
- Take some responsibility.
- I do. I am responsible for all of it
1801
02:11:15,677 --> 02:11:17,406
and I accept that.
1802
02:11:17,479 --> 02:11:21,507
So, please, I'm begging you,
please call this off.
1803
02:11:23,518 --> 02:11:25,713
Have I ever let us down?
1804
02:11:27,189 --> 02:11:29,487
How far have you come because of me?!
1805
02:11:35,398 --> 02:11:37,457
I will bring us through this.
1806
02:11:37,533 --> 02:11:41,334
As always, I will carry you
kicking and screaming
1807
02:11:41,438 --> 02:11:43,872
and in the end you will thank me.
1808
02:11:44,341 --> 02:11:46,865
Tyler. Tyler.
1809
02:11:46,942 --> 02:11:50,470
I'm grateful to you.
For everything that you've done for me.
1810
02:11:50,547 --> 02:11:53,243
But this is too much. I don't want this.
1811
02:11:53,317 --> 02:11:58,619
What do you want? Your shitjob back?
Fucking condo world, watching sitcoms?
1812
02:11:58,689 --> 02:12:00,748
Fuck you! I won't do it.
1813
02:12:01,625 --> 02:12:05,460
- This can't be happening.
- It's already done, so shut up!
1814
02:12:05,530 --> 02:12:07,156
60 seconds till CRI.
1815
02:12:07,698 --> 02:12:09,757
No.
1816
02:12:11,669 --> 02:12:14,467
I can figure this out. This isn't even real.
1817
02:12:14,539 --> 02:12:18,236
You're not real, that gun...
That gun isn't even in your hand.
1818
02:12:19,711 --> 02:12:21,770
The gun's in my hand.
1819
02:12:26,785 --> 02:12:29,275
Good for you. It doesn't change a thing.
1820
02:12:38,163 --> 02:12:40,791
Why do you wanna put a gun to your head?
1821
02:12:40,933 --> 02:12:42,992
Not my head, Tyler.
1822
02:12:43,569 --> 02:12:45,594
Our head.
1823
02:12:47,140 --> 02:12:49,199
Interesting.
1824
02:12:52,211 --> 02:12:54,874
Where are you going with this, Ikea boy?
1825
02:13:01,353 --> 02:13:04,346
Hey. It's you and me.
1826
02:13:07,093 --> 02:13:09,153
Friends?
1827
02:13:09,997 --> 02:13:12,090
Tyler,
1828
02:13:15,502 --> 02:13:17,835
I want you to really listen to me.
1829
02:13:17,972 --> 02:13:20,406
OK.
1830
02:13:20,508 --> 02:13:22,567
My eyes are open.
1831
02:13:41,329 --> 02:13:43,354
What's that smell?
1832
02:14:02,985 --> 02:14:05,977
- Where is everybody?
- Oh, no. What's going on?
1833
02:14:06,622 --> 02:14:08,214
Mr Durden!
1834
02:14:09,292 --> 02:14:11,157
Oh, my God!
1835
02:14:16,500 --> 02:14:19,696
Are you... Are you all right, sir?
1836
02:14:19,802 --> 02:14:23,762
- Oh, yeah, I'm OK.
- You look terrible, sir. What happened?
1837
02:14:23,841 --> 02:14:27,834
- Nothing, it's no problem.
- No, no, no, sir. He's not kidding.
1838
02:14:27,911 --> 02:14:30,675
- You look awful. You need assistance.
- I'm fine.
1839
02:14:30,814 --> 02:14:34,409
Look, I'm fine... Everything's fine.
1840
02:14:36,687 --> 02:14:38,918
Stop it!
1841
02:14:39,057 --> 02:14:42,184
- Let her go.
- Christ Almighty!
1842
02:14:42,259 --> 02:14:44,056
You!
1843
02:14:44,127 --> 02:14:46,221
Hi, Marla.
1844
02:14:46,698 --> 02:14:51,532
- Leave her with me. Meet me downstairs.
- Are you sure?
1845
02:14:51,636 --> 02:14:53,695
Yes, I'm sure.
1846
02:14:54,806 --> 02:14:58,902
You fucker! What kind of sick
fucking game are you playing at?!
1847
02:14:59,044 --> 02:15:01,706
Putting me on a... Oh, my God, your face!
1848
02:15:01,814 --> 02:15:03,303
Yeah, I know.
1849
02:15:08,087 --> 02:15:09,952
What happened?
1850
02:15:10,089 --> 02:15:12,216
- Don't ask.
- You're shot.
1851
02:15:12,291 --> 02:15:14,350
- Yes, I'm shot.
- Oh, my God.
1852
02:15:15,294 --> 02:15:18,320
- I can't believe he's standing.
- One tough motherfucker.
1853
02:15:22,135 --> 02:15:23,966
Who did this?
1854
02:15:24,103 --> 02:15:26,571
I did, actually.
1855
02:15:26,672 --> 02:15:28,732
Find some gauze.
1856
02:15:30,110 --> 02:15:32,135
You shot yourself?
1857
02:15:32,245 --> 02:15:34,873
Yes, but it's OK. Marla, look at me.
1858
02:15:34,948 --> 02:15:37,246
I'm really OK.
1859
02:15:37,317 --> 02:15:41,276
Trust me. Everything's gonna be fine.
1860
02:15:54,101 --> 02:15:57,969
You met me at a very strange time in my life.