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Ooh.
哦
[Contemporary bluesy music plays]
# I woke ip in a stipor #
# Giess it's time to face the pooper #
# Sometimes I feel like Siperman #
# Sometimes I'm jist reciperating #
# Yeah #
# My head is twisting in its cage #
# My mind feels like a twenty gaige #
# Hope it's jist a passing stage #
# My heart's not red, it's beige #
# It's days like this that birn me #
# Tirn me inside oit and learn me #
# Not to tell yoi anything I think I know #
# Bit I think I'll tell you all that I know #
# Tried to tell you all aboit it #
# Thoight yoi might've heard, I doibt it #
# Every day's a waste I know, and every day's a fineral #
# Citting oit, I'm feeling lost #
# Lost my mind, I'm Mr. Frost #
# Collected all the evidence, I'm off the edge #
# I'm on the fence #
# It's days like this that birn me #
# Tirn me inside oit and learn me #
RYAN: Hello. Hello!
哈罗， 哈罗！
-So-- Wait! Hey! Hey! - What?
等等， 嗨！ 嗨 什么？
You' re such a rogue. Gimme that.
你这个无赖 给我
-No!. -Gimme that.
不！ 给我
Hey--hey!. Hey!. Hey!.
嗨…嗨！ 嗨！
# I want to sink to the bottom of the ocean #
-Hey!. Hey!. -Hey?
嗨， 嗨！ 嗨！
# With yoi till I'm gone #
# At the bottom of the big blie sea #
# Jist yoi and me #
# At the bottom of the big blie sea #
Hey, baby. Baby!.
嗨， 宝贝！ 宝贝！
T urn it off. Ugh!. T urn it off!.
关掉 啊， 关掉！
-T urn it off!. -[Thump]
关掉！
Do you think this is a joke?
你认为这是开玩笑的吗？
When I come home tonight, we're gonna talk about this...
我今晚回家时 我们得谈谈…
'cause this is not working.
因为这没有用
You want to push it even further?
你想闹得更深吗？
Whatever. This is ridiculous.
太荒唐了
[Sighs]
# Tirn me inside oit and learn me #
# Not to tell yoi anything I think I know #
# Bit I think I tell yoi more than I know #
# I don't want to be alone, I want to be a stone #
# I want to sink to the bottom of the ocean #
# And lie there, Lie there with yoi #
# Lie there with you till I'm gone #
[Clicking]
[Blip]
[Sighs]
[Click]
It happened again...
昨天晚上
Iast night.
又发生了…
-Ohh. -Mmm. [Giggles]
哦 嗯
MA TT: It's hard to explain.
很难以解释
It starts oit Like an earthqiake...
开始象地震一样…
[Sighs]
And I look over at the girl next to me...
我看着我后面的那个女孩…
and whoever she is, she's not Nicole.
不管她是谁 她不是尼科尔
[Door closes]
And all I feel is emptiness.
我感到一阵空虚
And that's when it happens.
那时便发生了
[Rumbling]
This great big black hole...
我的头上开了个…
opens up over my head.
很大的黑洞
Again with the black hole.
又是黑洞
-Yeah. -[Rumbling and cracking]
是
It's nothing but vast emptiness.
除了空虚外 什么都没有
-And then what? -I panic.
什么？ 我有点慌张
[Panting]
[Thud]
-Unh!. -[Thud]
唷！
[Breathing heavily]
You gotta help me. You gotta...
你得帮帮我 你得…
Iight a candle for me or something.
帮我点支蜡烛
I'm not lighting a candle...
我不会点蜡烛…
so you can feel better about getting laid.
你躺下感觉会好些
That's not what this is about.
不是那样的
[Bang]
Look, it's been six months since Nicole dumped you.
自从尼科尔抛弃你以来 有半年的时间了
And you're running around feeling sorry for yourself...
你为自己感到抱歉…
screwing every woman in sight.
玩弄你身边的女人
You want me to tell you it's OK, that God forgives you...
你想我告诉你这没问题 上帝会原谅你…
but at some point, it's not OK, and he doesn't forgive you!.
但同样的， 这样不行 他不会原谅你
What kind of advice is that?
这是什么样的建议？
If you don't like my advice, go see a real priest.
如果你不喜欢我的建议的话 去请教牧师
How will you be a real priest if you can't follow the rules?
如果你不遵守规则 你怎么成牧师呢？
[Slam]
Besides, you're...
而且， 你…
you're the only priest I know who happens to be my brother.
你是我唯一认识的牧师 碰巧又是我的兄弟
And you're only a year away from being a real priest anyway.
你还只当了一年的牧师
Two years. Look, what you need to do...
两年了 你需要做的就是…
is deal with your emotions and stop screwing around.
处理好你的感情 不要玩弄别人
What I don't need is a lecture from you, dick.
我不需要的就是 你的说教
[Slam]
JOHN: Yoi're the dick!
你是个混蛋！
[Slams door]
RYAN: No. That soinds great. That soinds incredible.
不， 听起来很好 听起来不可思议
Uh-huh. We'll probably have to bump a few things...
嗯， 我们也许得放弃 计划中的一些事情…
from our schedule, but we can make it happen for tonight.
但我们今晚可以让它发生
Yeah. Matt and I will definitely be there tonight.
是， 玛特和我今晚会去那里
We're putting our bells on right now.
我们马上闹铃
[Laughs] OK. All right. Bye-bye.
好的， 再见
-I can't go. -What are you talking about?
我不能去 你在说什么？
I just don't feel like it right now.
我现在不想去
You don't fe--Look!.
你不要…瞧！
I know you're still trying to work out your Nicole issues...
我知道你还在研究 你的尼科尼问题…
with the big black hole, but trust me, trust me--
那个黑洞 但相信我， 相信我…
I don't have any Nicole issues.
我没有什么尼科尔问题
Hi. I'm one of the many pictures of Nicole...
嗨， 我有许多尼科尔的照片…
that infest Ryan and Matt's apartment after six months.
半年后骚扰着雷恩和玛特的公寓
And she's hot, Matt. I don't mind looking at her.
她没有， 玛特 我不想看着她
I'm just saying you have issues.
我只是说你有事情
These are not issues.
那不是事情
Do you still think about her when you jerk off?
你还在想着她吗？
[Gulp]
Anyway, I've got something that's gonna make it all better.
我还有事情要处理
Those two girls we met in Tahoe...
我在塔霍湖 遇到的那两个女孩…
in town for one night and one night only.
会来城里一个晚上
Don't say no yet. No, don't say no. No, no, no.
不要说不 不， 不要说不！
"I want to come. They're hot. I want pussy."
“我想来， 她们很富激情 我想要小姑娘”
Oh, yeah!.
哦， 是！
[Music playing]
-Ahem. Hi. -Hi.
阿门， 嗨 嗨
How are you doing?
你怎么样？
-Good. -Good.
很好 好的
-You? -Excellent.
你？ 很好
[Laughs] Good.
好的
Mmm. Waiter?
嗯， 服务员呢？
This isn't absolut vodka. I ordered absolut.
这不是纯的伏特加酒 我点的是纯伏特加酒
-Yes, it is. -Are you calling me a liar?
是的 你说我是骗子吗？
I'll bring you another one.
我给你拿另外的
Sorry. I hope I didn't come off as mean.
对不起， 我希望 我不是故意的
No, no, no. You know what you want.
不不不 你知道你想要什么
That's a good thing, right?
这是好东西， 对吗？
Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I do.
是， 是， 是的
I know exactly what I want.
我知道我想要什么
[Laughing]
Mmm.
嗯
[Gasping]
[Cracking]
Unh!.
唷
Oh!.
哦
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
对不起， 对不起
-What's wrong? -Nothing.
什么事？ 没什么
-I'll be right back, OK? -OK.
我马上回来， 好吗？ 好的
[Panting]
-[Turns water on] -Get it together.
一起拿着！
Hey. Throw me a magnum for my magnum, big boy?
嗨， 给我拿个大酒瓶， 好吗？
-Yeah. -Thank you.
是 谢谢你
Hey, have you ever noticed the crack on my ceiling?
嗨， 你注意到了 我的天花板上的裂缝吗？
Dude, you're action-packed with issues.
你充满了激情
I can't do this anymore. I can't do it.
我再也不能这么做了 我不能做
What, does Johnny not want to come out and play?
约尼不想出来玩吗？
No. Johnny--Johnny's fine, OK?
不， 约尼…约尼很好
[Sighs] It's-- I'm all fucked up.
我弄糊涂了
All right, here's what you're gonna do.
好的 这是你要做的事
You're gonna strap a helmet on Big John...
你得捆扎大约翰的头盔…
put him in the game and he will play his little heart out.
让他参与游戏 他会掏出他的心
OK? He'll put up big numbers for you.
好吗？ 他会给你大部份的
You're gonna forget about the cracks in the ceiling...
你得忘记天花板上的裂缝…
forget about Nicole.
忘记尼科尔
Go out and give your star player the support he needs.
出去， 支持你的玩家
-Right? -Right.
好吗？ 好的
Helmet.
头盔
Oh, God!. Yes!. Ohh!.
哦， 天啊 是， 哦
Oh!. Oh!.
哦， 哦！
Oh, come with me. Come with me. Are you ready?
哦， 跟我来 跟我来， 你准备了吗？
-Almost. -Oh, yeah!. Oh, yeah!.
差不多了 哦， 是！ 哦！
Oh, yes!. Oh!.
哦， 对了！
[Rumbling]
-What are you looking at? -Nothing. Nothing.
你在看什么？ 没什么， 没什么
-I'm--Unh. -Oh!. Oh!.
我… 哦， 哦！
Oh!. Oh, yeah!.
哦， 哦， 是的！
[Cracking]
Are you with me? I'm close. I'm close.
你跟我吗？ 我近了， 我近了
Unh!. Oh!. Oh, God!.
唷！ 哦， 哦， 天啊！
-Ready? -Now?
准备了吗？ 现在吗？
Now!. Ohh!.
现在！ 哦！
Ohh.
哦！
[Moaning]
Ohhhh!.
哦！
Ohhhh!.
哦！
Unh.
唷！
Oh-ho!.
哦…哦！
Ohh.
哦！
[Sighs] Ahh.
啊！
What the fuck was that?
那是什么？
W-what?
什么？
-Did you come? -Yeah.
你来了吗？ 是的
No, you didn't. You faked it.
不， 你没有 你伪装的
No, no, no. Guys don't fake it. I don't even think that we can.
不不不， 没有伪装 我认为我们做不到
-You faked it. -Hey.
你伪装的 嗨
Hey. Hey.
嗨， 嗨
[Grunting]
Let go!.
我们走！
-Show me. -Show you what?
给我看看 给你看什么？
You know. The stuff.
你知道， 那东西
This is ridiculous.
太荒唐了
What are you hiding?
你在隐瞒什么？
Nothing. Just give me second, OK?
没什么 等我一下， 好吗？
-[Condom snaps] -Ow!.
哟！
-WOMAN: Just a sec. -[Toilet flushes]
等一下
Here we go. Use anything.
我们走， 用什么东西
-What's going on? -I need something.
什么事？ 我需要什么东西
Anything that looks like semen. OK?
看起来象精子的东西 是吗？
Something that looks like semen?
看起来象精子的东西？
WOMAN: What is going on oit there?
那里出了什么事？
Fuck!.
去他的！
Eww. You are such a bad liar.
你是个大骗子
-[Telephone ringing] -Hey, Duncan.
嗨， 杜肯
-Thanks a lot, man. -What's up, Matt?
多谢 什么事， 玛特？
-What's up, man? -Chris.
什么事？ 天啊
Heard you tried to leave one in the chamber last night.
听说你昨晚 想留一个在暗室里
-Where'd you hear that? -Internet.
你从哪里听到的？ 网上
It's all on the internet nowadays, you know.
这些日子网上到处散布谣言 你知道的
This is an internet company.
这是网络公司
And Ryan has a big mouth, huh?
雷恩有张大嘴， 哼？
-Morning, ladies. -Hmm.
早上好， 女士们 嗯
So, you in on the basketball pool or what?
你在篮球场里吗？
What's the line on that game anyway?
游戏的规则是什么？
I'll talk to the bagel guy when he gets here.
他到这里时 我跟百吉卷家伙说
What does the bagel guy have to do with this?
百吉卷的那个家伙 跟这有什么关系？
The bagel guy knows everything. The dude's incredible.
百吉卷的那个家伙什么都知道
Then how come can't he get here on time with the bagels?
他为什么不及时带着百吉卷来这里呢？
-Appreciate it. -Is that what I think it is?
那是我所认为的吗？
-Don't worry. -Can I see it?
别着急 我可以看看吗？
Hey. Dide, it's jist been one ofthose days, yoi know?
嗨， 这只是这些日子里的其中一个 你知道吗？
MA TT: Yes, I do.
是，我知道
I got held up at this import- export place in Chinatown.
我在唐人街…
Some party.
一个聚会上
-Golden Spear? -That's the one.
金矛吗？ 是的
Their mimosas they make there are strong.
他们的含羞草很强壮
Go straight to your head. Blbbh.
直接进入你头上
I used to know someone who worked there.
我认识一个在那里工作的人
You know Tatiana?
你认识塔蒂阿娜吗？
Yeah, I know Tatiana. She's nice.
是， 我认识她 她很漂亮
No, she's not nice. She's hot.
不， 她不漂亮 她有激情
I'd hit that. And how about Merj?
梅杰怎么样？
Yeah, I know Merj.
是， 我认识梅杰
And what about that really hot chick that got engaged?
那个订婚的家伙怎么样？
That was finny.
很有意思
What really hot chick got engaged?
哪个家伙订婚了？
The expediter chick. You know, real slinky.
发布文件的人 你知道， 身材很好的那个
-What's her name? -Nicole?
她叫什么名？ 尼科尔？
Nicole. That's it.
尼科尔， 正是
Man, she knows the guy, like, two weeks.
她认识那个家伙 大约两个星期
She goes to France, she comes back, she's engaged.
她去了法国 她回来后就订婚了
Now, she is spontaneous combustion hot.
她自然燃烧着的激情
-I would definitely hit that. -[Clanking]
我肯定会碰上的
How do you know it's Nicole-- N-Nicole that got engaged?
你怎么知道尼科尔… 尼科尔订婚了呢？
Dude, that's what the banner said at the party.
舞会上打着这幅标语
"Congratulations Nicole."
“庆祝尼科尔”
Whew. I can't believe it...
我不相信…
becaise that girl, yoi can't even look right at her.
因为那个女孩 你无法正视她
She's so hot you need one of those eclipse-watching things...
她那么富有激情 你需要蔽光镜…
just to look directly at her, she's so radiantly hot!.
直视着她 她真的很富激情
It makes me want to just throw her down, you know...
让我想推下她， 你知道…
and just--[Bang] You know what I mean?
你知道我的意思？
Yeah.
是
I'm glad we can connect on that.
我很高兴 我们能交流
Later, pimp.
等会儿
-Later. -Rrr!.
等会儿
Hey, Matt--
嗨， 玛特…
Matt?
玛特？
You--you all right?
你…你没事吧？
[Horn honks]
-Unh!. -Oh!. Oh!.
唷！ 哦， 哦！
-Oh, God. I am so sorry. -It's OK. It's OK.
哦， 天啊， 我很抱歉 没事， 没事
-Are you OK? -Yeah, I'm fine.
你没事吧？ 是， 我很好
Is there anything I can do to make it better?
我可以帮点什么吗？
Um...
嗯…
anything?
什么呢？
Again? Another girl already?
另一个女孩准备好了吗？
-It's not even the weekend. -I know, I know.
还没到周末 我知道， 我知道
She met someone. Nicole's getting married.
她遇到了别人 尼科尔结婚了
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
I mean, what can I do?
我的意思是 我怎么办呢？
-T ell me what I can do. -I don't know what to tell you.
告诉我我怎么办 我不知道告诉你什么
This isn't really a problem I know much about.
这个问题 我不是很擅于处理
Listen, isn't part of the priestly thing...
听着， 这是牧师提出建议的…
giving relationship advice?
一部份吗？
Relationship advice, yes.
建议， 是的
Sex advice, no.
性建议， 不是
Part of the priestly thing, and stop calling it that...
牧师的一部分 别那么称呼…
is not to have sex, remember?
不要做爱， 记得吗？
It's funny. I didn't say a thing about sex.
有意思 我不会说起性爱的
-Sure you did. -No, I didn't.
当然 不， 我不会
I guess thinking about sex is part of the priestly thing.
我认为想起性爱 也是做牧师的一部份
At least for some.
至少对一些人来说
-Get out. -Fine.
出去 好的
-Good morning, Matt. -Morning, father.
早上好， 玛特 早上好， 父亲
What's with the purple banners?
紫色标语是什么？
Lent. Starts today.
出租， 今天开始
Going to be a long forty days this year.
今年延续四十天
I'm giving up my one vice--
我放弃我的恶习…
those precious little madeleine cookies...
那些宝贵的玛德琳蛋糕…
dipped in a starbucks mocha.
沾上穆哈咖啡
It's so hard giving up what you love the most.
放弃你的最喜欢的事情是很难的
I've got it!. Jesus Christ, John, I've got an answer!.
天啊！ 约翰 我有了答案
And the question is?
问题是什么？
-Nicole. -Again?
尼科尔 再说一次？
No sex for Lent-- for forty days.
没有性爱…达四十天
If I can do that, then everything will be OK.
如果我能做到的话 一切都没问题了
That isn't what Lent is.
那不是出租的含义
Lent is about sacrifice and growth through self-denial.
那是牺牲 自我否定中成长
Lent is to remember--
那是记住…
How Christ felt during the fast in the desert.
耶稣在偏远的沙漠中的感觉
I grew up in the same house as you, moron.
我成长的环境跟你一样
But when it comes down to it, that's exactly what this is.
但该来的总会来
This is growth, this is self-denial...
这是成长 这是自我否定
and this is sacrifice.
这是牺牲
Dude!.
公子
It's not that simple, Matt. Trust me.
这并不简单， 玛特 相信我
It is that...
这是…
You're right.
你说得对
You're totally right.
你说得完全正确
Sex alone is not enough.
单单性爱并不够
It has to be sex and all things sex-like.
必须有其他事情
You'll never be able to do that.
你永远不能那样做
Just listen, here's the plan.
听着， 这是计划
One--no sex.
一…没有性爱
Two-- no sexual intimacy of any kind.
二…没有不正当的性关系
No nibbling, no biting, no scratching.
没有轻咬， 没有咬伤 没有抓痕
No sicking, no fondling. None ofthat.
没有吸吮， 没有抚弄
And three...
三…
no masturbation.
没有手淫
You won't last a week.
你延续不到一个星期
Oh, you're wrong, brother.
哦， 你错了， 兄弟
I'm gonna go the distance.
我会超越的
MAN: # Mmm #
# Then I was grown to be a man #
CHORUS: # Grown to be a man #
MAN: # And the devil woild call my name #
CHORUS: # Grown to be a man #
MAN: # I said, '"Who do'" #
# '"Who do yoi think yoi're foolin '?'" #
CHORUS: # Grown to be a man #
MAN: # I can snatch a little pirity #
# My mama loved me #
# She loved me #
# She got down on her knees and higged me #
# And she loved me like a rock #
# Whoa, yeah #
# Rocked me like the rock of ages and loved me #
# She loved me, loved me, loved me #
CHORUS: # Loved me like a rock #
MAN: # My mama loves me #
CHORUS: # Loves me like a rock #
Your brother looks happy.
你兄弟看起来很高兴
He's just taken a vow of celibacy.
他刚刚发过誓
Oh.
哦
Oh, dear.
哦， 亲爱的
[Claps]
# Live, baby, live #
# Now that the day is over #
# I got a new sensation #
# In perfect moments #
# So impossible to refise #
# Sleep, baby, sleep #
# Now that the night is over #
# And the sin comes like a God #
# Into oir room #
Whoo. Dude.
喔， 公子
# All perfect light and prom-- #
[Music stops]
Dude.
公子
What the fuck is that?
那是什么？
This is a 1 966 Karmann Ghia coupe.
这是1966卡门导管
When I'm finished with that, I'm gonna do...
当我结束后 我会…
the Caterham siper seven cycle-fender special.
进行超级七项循环防卫
We're going out tonight. There's this club--
我们今晚出去 这个俱乐部…
Remember that Australian chick--Jennifer Moss?
记得澳大利亚的姑娘 杰尼弗莫斯吗？
She's got friends visiting from Sydney.
她有朋友从悉尼来的
Can't. I have laundry.
我有衣服要洗
Do you know why they call it down under, Matt?
你知道他们为什么取消吗？
I still can't.
我不能
Do you realize how much time we waste thinking about girls?
你意识到我们想女孩 浪费了多少时间吗？
You want some alone time in the apartment for jerking off.
你需要单独的时间
That's cool. I can do that. That's cool.
那太好了 我可以做到
I'll tell 'em yoi said hi.
我告诉他们 你说嗨
[Thunder]
Ohh.
哦
Ahem.
阿门
Do you have change for two dollars?
你有两美元零钱吗？
Excuse me. I forgot something to read.
对不起 我忘了看东西
Do you mind if I borrow this?
你介意我借这份吗？
Thanks.
谢谢
A lovers' rendezvous.
情人集合点
You--you underline words that you don't know...
你划下你不知道的句子…
and then look them up later?
然后去看他们吗？
Right? And you underlined "tryst"...
是吗？ 你划下 “约会” …
which is a meeting of lovers.
那是情人的聚会
I do that, too, so...
我也那样做…
Ahem. Matt?
阿门， 玛特？
It was on the cover of the magazine.
那在杂志的封面上
[Sighs]
Can I borrow a sheet of fabric softener?
我可以借用一块纤维软化剂吗？
Thanks.
谢谢
[Closes dryer]
Ahem.
阿门
It's been really fun almost chatting with you.
跟你聊天真的很有趣
Same time next week?
下周什么时候？
OK. Bye.
好的， 再见
You are way ahead of schedule.
你提前了
If I were you, I'd give me something else to do quick.
如果我是你的话 我会赶快做别的事
What about the Willow and Smart account?
窗户服务和人工记帐怎么样？
Think you can handle that?
想想你能做到吗？
I know window treatments aren't the sexiest--
我知道窗户服务不是最性感的…
Oh, no, no. Doesn't bother me at all.
哦， 不不 别烦我
Good. You'll be designing the entire webpage.
好的， 你设计整个网页
OK.
好的
[Drops bag]
MATT: Hey, Ryan. What's happening?
嗨，雷恩，什么事？
# Tirn offthe lights #
Do you know how many hours I spent...
你知道我花了几个小时…
Iooking for my T emple of Poon tape?
找我的磁带吗？
One. That's a long time to be looking for porn, Matt.
找色情文学找了很久
What the fuck is going on here?
这里出了什么事？
One--you can't do it.
第一…你不能做
You can't. This isn't a personal attack towards you.
你不能 这不是私人袭击
No man can do it. It goes against nature.
没有谁能这样做 它违背自然
The male was biologically designed to spread his seed.
男性从生物上来说 是用来播种的
You're gonna piss off the seeds, man!.
你会滚蛋的
You're gonna-- It goes against science!.
你会… 它违背科学
You want to be the guy who goes against science?
你想做个违背科学的人吗？
And two?
第二呢？
Two--are you out of your fucking mind?
第二…你疯了吗？
You're the guy who can't finish a sandwich!.
你完成不了三明治
You think you can go forty days?
你认为你可以坚持四十天吗？
Four--You-- This isn't normal!.
第四…你… 这是不正常的
-[Sighs] -She got engaged, Ryan.
她订婚了，雷恩
Nicole got engaged.
尼科尔订婚了
Well...
好的
I knew that. I knew that. I--I didn't tell you...
我知道，我知道 我没有告诉你…
just because I thought you'd get pissed off.
因为我认为你会滚蛋的
I'm sorry. I should have told you.
对不起，我应该告诉你
I had to hear it from the bagel guy!.
我得听听百吉卷那个家伙的
-Does that guy know everything? -You should have told me!.
那家伙什么都知道吗？ 你应该告诉我
I know that. I completely should have told you.
我知道，我完全应该告诉你
I'm sorry. Just explain this to me, though, all right?
对不起，给我解释，好吗？
Nicole gets engaged, you decide to take a vow of abstinence.
尼科尔订婚了 你决定发誓节欲
Haven't you gotten to the point where you need to take a break?
你知道你去哪休息吗？
Yes!. Look, Matt, I swear off girls once a week.
是，看着，玛特！ 我一周一次发誓戒除女孩
Then, before you know it, it's morning.
你知道的时候 已经是早上了
That's part of the game.
那是游戏的一部份
Did your brother put you up to this or something?
你兄弟叫你做的吗？
You know what? He's about as supportive as you are.
你知道什么？ 他跟你一样支持
What do you care anyway? This doesn't affect you in any way.
你在乎什么？ 这又没有影响你
[Sighs]
You...
你…
This affects everyone.
这影响大家
CHRIS: Right now, the pot is at two hindred.
马上， 罐子有两百
It's a minimim bet of $50 a day, which goes into the pot.
最低50美元一天
If your day's the day, you win the pot, less expenses...
如果你坚持到了那一天 你就赢得罐子…
and a bottle of champagne.
一杯香槟酒
If more than one person bets on the winning day...
如果还有人在赢的当天投赌的话…
they split the pot according to the percentage...
他们打碎罐子 根据百分比…
of the day's total bets that have been placed.
配分当天的所有赌注
I go forty days without sex all the time.
我四十天没有做爱
But, dude, you spank it.
但你很出色
-No jerkin' off? -True.
没有乱来吗？ 当然
Yeah. That's why my money's on today.
是， 那是钱到手的原因
There are two things to bet on--
有两件事情…
one-- will it be with some girl?
第一 有女孩吗？
Two--will it be some lonely night down the stretch? Pbbt.
第二 有孤独的夜晚独自度过吗？
[Laughing]
How will we know that, exactly?
我们怎么知道？
Well, I can't tell you everything...
我不能什么都告诉你…
but I can tell you that there is somebody on the inside.
但我可以告诉你 有人在里面
Yep. Like Ryan.
是， 比如雷恩
OK, so Matt doesn't know anything?
好的， 玛特不知道吗？
No, no, no, no.
不不不
That is very important--key.
这非常重要
This is great. I mean, this is crazy great.
这太好了 这真的太好了
Everything is so much simpler when there's no sex involved.
当然没有性爱涉及时 一切都更加简单
I think this is the best thing that's ever happened to me.
我认为这是我所发生的 最好的事情
You're starting to feel it, aren't you?
你开始觉得， 对吗？
What?
什么？
The abstinence--it's starting to get under your skin.
节欲…它开始浸入你的皮肤
No. Not at all. I'm fine.
没有， 根本没有 我很好
[Slides panel]
You know what I gave up for Lent?
你知道我为性牺牲了什么吗？
Meat. Why don't you try something like that?
肉， 你为什么不试试别的？
Trust me. Celibacy takes years...
相信我 独身生活延续几年…
of commitment, character, and discipline...
许诺， 性质和纪律…
which, quite frankly, are not your best traits.
很坦白地说 这不是你最好的特性
You think you're the only one with a little willpower?
你认为你是唯一有点毅力的人吗？
A little willpower?
一点毅力？
If you can do this, I can do this.
如果你可以做到这点 我也可以
You have no idea.
你不能
What is so hard about forty days?
四十天有什么难的？
MANDY: They're giys.
他们是男人
To them, forty minutes is like an eternity.
对他们来说 四十分钟就象永恒
They're like animals.
他们象动物
Their entire lives revolve around their penises.
他们的整个生活 在于他们的阴茎
How many days do you think he'll last?
你认为他可以延续多少天？
Days? Mm-mmm, girl. Watch this.
嗯， 女孩， 看这个
MANDY: [Laighs] Uh-oh.
哦
You are so bad.
你太坏了
[Thwack]
-Hi. -Hi.
嗨 嗨
Did you, um, do these layouts?
你做这些规划吗？
I helped on them, kind of.
我帮助他们
These are amazing.
这太不可思议了
Thanks.
谢谢
You're like this totally amazing layout guy.
你完全象这个家伙
Something's happening. Behind me.
有事发生
[Chair rattles]
-OK, come here. -Oh, no.
好的， 过来 哦， 不
Hey, I have a big layout problem.
嗨， 你有规划问题
You do?
你有吗？
Can you keep a secret?
你可以保守秘密吗？
Yeah.
是
Oh, goodness.
哦， 天啊
I have this tattoo of a butterfly...
我有这个蝴蝶纹身…
on the inside of my thigh.
在我的大腿内侧
Yes, you do. Ahem.
是， 你有， 阿门
And I want to get something on the other side...
我想在另一侧纹上别的…
but, um, I don't know what to get.
但我不知道纹什么
Any ideas?
有建议吗？
I don't know.
我不知道
I was thinking aboit...
我在想…
Iike a cute little pussycat or something.
象可爱的小猫 之类的东西
Do you like pussy...cats, Matt?
你喜欢小猫吗？
Yeah.
是
'Cause if you're not doing anything later...
因为如果你不做什么…
you should come over and help me pick one out.
你过来帮我
[Scratches]
I can't. I mean, we can't...
我不能 我的意思是， 我们不能…
because pussycats are mean to butterflies.
因为小猫跟蝴蝶不舒服
They don't like them. They dislike them very mich...
他们不喜欢他们 他们非常不喜欢他们…
and hit them with their paws...
用他们的爪子抓他们…
and it hurts the little butterfly.
它伤害小蝴蝶
-Right. -Yeah.
是的 是
Well, OK, if you change your mind...
好的， 如果你改变主意…
[Copier hums]
Did she just xerox her ass?
她复印她的屁股吗？
-What? -Get off me!.
什么？ 放开我
Give me a call, OK?
给我打电话， 好吗？
-Ahem. -[Rattling]
阿门
[Squeaking toy]
This is a photocopy of Candy's ass?
这是屁股的影印件吗？
Yep.
是
You're gonna call her, right?
你要打电话给她， 是吗？
Obviously, you're gonna call her.
当然， 你打电话给她
No. I'm not gonna call her.
不， 我不打电话给她
Ha ha!. As soon as you don't want it, they can smell it.
哈哈， 你不想的话 他们能感觉得到
She photocopied her ass. She photocopied her own ass.
她影印她的屁股
You're doing a lot of laundry lately.
你最近洗了不少衣服
Didn't yoi jist do it last week?
难道上星期就做这件事吗？
Just keeping it clean.
保持干净
Who is she?
她是谁？
Look, I'm not gonna sit in my room...
看， 我要坐在我房里…
and build models for the next forty days.
为下个四十天 建筑模型
-Oh, you like her!. -It's--it's not that.
哦， 你喜欢她！ 不…不是那样的
No, no, no!. Have a nice time.
不不不！ 玩得开心！
# Basically probability #
# Says that things gonna start with me #
# It's been so long #
# On my shelf #
# Train comes, I don't know its destination #
[Snaps fingers]
# It's a one-way ticket to a bad, bad sitiation #
Busted.
混蛋
# Train comes, I don't know-- #
-Y eah. -[T urns music off]
是的
I thought I should tell you I can speak just fine.
我想我得告诉你 我可以说
They were all out of flowers.
他们是花
Yeah. That's cute.
是， 很可爱
I'm Matt. Officially.
我是玛特
Officially Matt.
官方的玛特
[Laughs] Officially Erica.
官方的埃里卡
Officially.
官方的
So, you normally do your laundry on Friday nights?
你通常在星期五洗衣服吗？
-Yeah. It's my new thing. -New thing?
是， 这是新的 新的？
Well, there was a party...
聚会上…
[Sighs]
Don't you ever feel like you just keep meeting...
难道你喜欢…
the same exact people over and over?
跟同一个人不停地约会吗？
Like people that went to this kind of college...
读这所大学的学生们…
And now work that kind of job, right?
现在做这种工作， 对吗？
Yeah.
是
I want to have a party with a list at the door...
我想跟门上表上的人约会…
of all my friends and friends of friends...
我的朋友 我朋友的朋友…
and if you're on that list...
如果你在表上…
or you know somebody on that list...
或你认识表上的一些人的话…
then you cannot come in.
你就不能进来
[Laughs]
How do you know I'm not on that list?
你怎么知道我不在表上？
Nobody on that list would have talked to me...
在表上的人不会…
Iike you did last week.
象你上周一样对我说话
Or not talked to me.
或不跟我说话
[Laughs] Fair enough, fair enough.
很公平， 很公平
So, what do you do for laundry money?
你的钱用来干嘛？
I'm a cyber nanny.
我是网虫
What--what's that?
什么？
I spend all day looking for pornography on the web.
我整天在网上看影印件
All right, say you have a ten-year-old kid...
好的， 说你有个十岁的孩子…
with an Imac and a browser, and she searches "Girlfriends"...
用浏览器 她搜索 “女朋友” …
and then gets lesbian mud wrestling.
然后吊上了女性同性恋者
-Probably not the best thing. -But you can't avoid it.
也许不是好事 但你避免不了
Like today, I ran a search for "sandbox"...
比如今天 我搜索 “沙盒” …
and got "eat my box"...
得到了 “吃我的盒子” …
"Sandy's hot box"...
“沙的热盒子” …
and my favorite, "vagina beach."
我的最爱 “阴道沙滩”
My job is to find the site and block it out.
我的工作是找到网站 然后设计
So, you have to look at these sex sites all day long?
所以你得整天浏览这些性爱网站吗？
Yeah. All day.
是
Drive you crazy after a while?
让你发疯吗？
Yeah. Some days I think...
是， 有几天我想…
that if I have to look at another blowjob I'll scream.
如果我得看口交的话 我会尖叫的
God, yes. Same thing happens to me.
天啊， 是的 我也发生了类似的事
[Laughs]
What, you're going on a date with her?
你会跟她约会吗？
What, you're going on a date with her?
你会跟她约会吗？
Isn't that kind of getting in the way of your thing?
你的事情进展顺利吗？
-No, not at all. -So you're not into her?
不， 根本不 你不喜欢她吗？
Oh, I'm totally into her.
哦， 我很喜欢她
So how can you not want to fuck her?
你怎么不想跟你做爱？
Listen, you haven't heard a word I said.
听着， 你没听到我说的话
It's perfect the way it is, and she's amazing...
那是完美的方法 她太不可思议了…
and we are totally connecting...
我们完全联系…
and it's not a sexual thing, not for either of us.
这不是性爱的事情
Dude, you've got to tell her. Seriously.
公子， 你得告诉她
You can pass off two dates without a kiss as old-fashioned.
你可以不吻她 而跟她约两次会
You go three, and you're a homo.
你去第三次 你就是同性恋者
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
是， 是， 我明白
Just got off the phone with the guy.
跟那家伙打电话
There's a preliminary report-- a date happening on Thursday.
初步报告…星期四的约会
-What? Different girl? -Same girl. Different date.
什么？ 不同的女孩吗？ 同一个女孩
He is taking her on...the bis.
他带着她…上了车
On the bus where?
上车去哪？
Nowhere. That's the point.
不去哪
He just gets on the bus and goes around.
他只是上车 到处逛逛
Mmm.
嗯
If you want to get laid...
如果你想躺下…
you take a chick to a fancy restaurant.
你带女孩去好的餐厅
But if you really like her...
但如果你真的喜欢她…
you take her to your secret place.
你带她去秘密的地方
That's the bus for Matt.
玛特的车
Yeah. Mine's the post office.
是， 我的在邮局
I don't understand. So he's gonna get laid?
我不明白 他会躺下吗？
-Why ask me questions? -I'll take Thursday.
为什么问我问题？ 我星期四约会
I like to take girls there, and I say, "Let's go postal."
我喜欢带女孩去那里 “我们去邮局”
-Shut up!. -Shut up!.
闭嘴！ 闭嘴！
Are you gonna be OK with this guy?
你跟这家伙很好吗？
Yeah. He's great.
是， 他很好
-I'll be waiting up for you. -No, you won't.
我在等你 不， 你没有
Oh, really?
哦， 真的吗？
If I bring this guy home tonight...
如果我今晚带他回家…
you better make yourself scarce, and I'm not joking, Sam.
你最好躲开 我不是开玩笑的
-OK. Bye. -Bye.
好的， 再见 再见
[Bump]
# I remember when I foind oit aboit chemistry #
# It was a long, long way from here #
# I was old enoigh to want it #
# Bit yoinger than I wanted to be #
# Siddenly, my mission was clear #
# So for a while I condicted experiments #
# And I was amazed by the things I learned #
# From the fine, fine girls #
# Nothing bit good intentions #
# And a bad tendency to get birned #
# Ahh, all aboit chemistry #
# Won 't yoi show me everything yoi know? #
# Ahh, wonder what yoi'd do to me #
-There you go!. -Ha!. All right!.
你们走！ 哈， 好的！
Hmm. T old you.
嗯， 告诉你
So, did any other guys ever take you on a bus?
有其他男孩带你上车吗？
Well, there...
好的…
there was a guy who got us kicked off a bus...
有个男人踢我们下车…
and another guy who tried to steal a bus...
另一个想偷车…
and then the most recent guy I dated...
我最近约会的男孩…
went through a phase where he actually thought he was a bus.
他们认为自己就是一辆车
Where do you find guys like that?
你去哪里找那种男孩？
I don't. I don't. They just...
我没有 他们…
They always find me.
他们找我的
They always find me.
他们找我的
[Brakes hiss]
What about you? Any criminal records, addictions...
你怎么啦？ 犯罪记录， 上瘾…
or weird little secrets I should know about right now?
或奇怪的秘密 我应该马上知道的吗？
No.
没有
Yeah. I didn't think so.
是， 我认为没有
ERICA: Yoi're pretty ip-front aboit yoirself.
你真的很坦率
I have no reason not to be honest, I guess.
我没有理由不诚实
Yeah. It always catches up to you if you're not.
是， 如果你不诚实的话 你会表现出来的
Yeah. That's the way it is with me.
是， 我总是这样的
I mean, was with me.
我的意思是
Back in my more youthful, wasted, younger days.
更年青的日子
Ahem. This is me.
这就是我
I've never had so much fun on a bus before.
我以前从未在车上这么开心过
Me, too.
我也是
[Laughs]
[Sighs]
Good night.
晚安
Good night.
晚安
I'll--Unh!. Whoa!. Aah!.
我…唷， 喔， 啊！
-Ow. -W-watch that.
喔 看着
-I'll talk to you soon, OK? -OK.
我马上跟你说， 好吗？ 好的
Very soon. Like tomorrow. I'll give you a call.
很快， 明天吧 我打电话给你
-Great. -Bye!.
好的 再见
Bye.
再见
-Like, a high five? -No. More like a "Gimme five."
五个吗？ 不， 更象 “给我五个”
He's got a girlfriend.
他有个女朋友
Some guys are just different about this stuff, you know.
有些人跟这个不一样
Mm-hmm. Gay is different to some people.
嗯嗯 盖跟其他人不一样
Well, I trust him. That means a lot.
我相信他 这意思味着很多
Is this anything like the last guy you trusted...
这象你相信的那个家伙
who stole half your jewelry and sold it on eBay?
他偷了你的珍宝吗？
Apparently, speed is a very expensive drug, Sam.
速度是非常昂贵的药
Dude, you are so gone.
你很入迷
No, I love hanging out with him. He's amazing.
不，我喜欢跟他出来 他很有意思
I'm treated like an equal, and we're connecting--
我象同辈一样对待他 我们取系…
-It sucks, doesn't it? -Yeah, it does.
献殷勤，是吗？ 是的
It totally sucks.
完全是
Why doesn't he just want to have sex with me?
他为什么不想跟我做爱？
So, how did it go last night, champ?
昨天晚上怎么样？
What?
什么？
With your date. Did you hit that or what?
你的约会 你们有没有那个？
What--what--
什么…什么…
-[Coughs] -What are you talking about?
你在说什么？
[Coughs] Nothing. Whoo. That was weird.
没什么 喔，太奇怪了
No more drugs pour moi.
What the fuck is going on?
什么事？
[Wolf whistle]
[Clank]
MATT: Yoi giys pit ip a web page aboit me?
你们给我建立网站吗？
CHRIS: Web page? Please. Be more insilting, man.
网站？ 别侮辱了
This is a complicated betting pool.
这是复杂的赌池
[Train honking]
You guys can't make this public.
你们不能公开
This is not something that I want everyone to know about.
我不想让大家都知道
It's a little too late, dude.
太迟了
Today's bets. Originally, the spread favored day 26...
今天的赌金 26日公开…
bit with all the dating action in Mattland these days...
但玛特这几天的约会
I'm gonna recommend day 23.
我推荐在23日
[Ka-ching]
CHRIS: Someone jist placed another bet.
有人刚下了赌
I had one come in all the way from Bangladesh.
孟加拉国有人加入了
Little Haji just loves to roll the dice.
“喜欢掷骰子 ”
You guys have advertisers?
你们有宣布者吗？
A friend of mine started up a business...
我的一位朋友开始生意…
and I gave him a good price.
我给了他好价钱
A porn site!.
色情网站
Oh, shit!.
哦， 该死
# Yoi fell down #
# Dropped it in water #
Hey!. You know where Erica Sutton is?
嗨， 你知道埃里卡在哪吗？
-Yeah. She's... -Where?
是， 她在… 哪里？
You're that guy. The abstinence guy.
你是那个家伙 禁欲者
Hey, it's the abstinence guy!.
嗨， 禁欲者！
[Men laughing]
What is this, some kind of a bet not to sleep with me?
打赌不跟我睡觉吗？
No, this isn't a bet. Let me explain.
不， 这不是打赌 让我解释
Don't explain. You don't have to.
别解释了 你不必解释
I just read about it over the fucking internet.
我在该死的网上看到的
Erica!. Erica, I should have told you about this.
埃里卡， 我应该告诉你的
I thought you'd think I was a freak. I'm sorry.
我想你会认为 我是个混蛋， 对不起
I can't believe the load of bullshit that you fed to me...
我不想信你对我说的 那个胡言乱语…
about telling the damn truth.
说得那个该死的真相
I--I did this for myself.
我自己干的
I didn't think anybody else knew about it. I swear to God.
我认为别人不知道 我向天发誓
Plus, if I told you, you'd think I was a sex addict.
再说， 如果我告诉你的话 你会认我是个性爱迷
-Are you? -No!.
是吗？ 不
Then what is the point?
那是什么？
What is the point of this whole thing?
这件事是什么？
I just wanted to see what it would be like...
我想看看它会怎么样…
without all the shit that sex brings to the picture.
没有性爱的话
Oh, so I'm like some science experiment?
哦， 我象个科学实验吗？
No!. I--Look, I was going through a really rough time...
不， 我经历了艰苦的时刻…
and I just wanted to stop.
我只想停下
I wanted to stop thinking about sex.
我想停止想着性爱
Not that I was thinking about sex all the time...
我不再想着性…
I just wanted to stop.
我想停下来
And the thing is, it's working. It's really working.
事情是 它真的起效了
I'm glad it's working for one of us.
我很高兴 它真的有用
[Matt sighs]
You stupid, stupid, silly little person!.
你这混蛋！
Why did you have to go and tell everyone?
你为什么要告诉别人？
Look, if you're so ashamed, maybe you shouldn't be doing it.
如果你不害羞的话 也许你不该那样做
I'm not ashamed!. I'm embarrassed!.
我不害羞 我尴尬
Then quit, Matt. Just quit.
那个停下来吧
Nobody thinks you'll finish this thing.
没人认为你完成了这件事
I'm not fucking quitting.
我不会停止的
Everything was going great until you had to...
一切都很好…
I stopped having sex...
我停止做爱…
I'm totally falling for Erica...
我完全爱上了埃里卡…
and I'm finally over Nicole.
我最终放弃了尼科尔
You really think you're over her?
你真的认为 你放弃了她吗？
Fuck, yeah!. Bitch.
该死， 是的
Hmm. I ran into her and her fiance last night.
嗯， 我遇到她和她的未婚夫了
What was he like?
他长得怎么样？
He--he parties with a friend of mine.
他跟我的朋友在一起
Apparently, the dude works late every night.
显然， 他每晚工作到很晚
That's what I heard.
我也听说了
So?
怎么样？
He works late every night-- a different girl every night.
他每天晚上工作到很晚 每晚有不同的女孩
Not that it should matter to you.
那与你无关
No. Why would it matter to me?
不 为什么跟我有关系？
Yeah.
是
JERRY: My wife and I have been married for eight years.
我的妻子和我 结婚了八年
I love her very much.
我非常爱她
I...consider myself a lucky person.
我认为我是个幸运的人
That being said...
据说…
this woman...
这个女人…
does not put out at all.
一点也不麻烦
I mean, at all.
我说的是 一点也不
I mean, we ised to have sex everywhere.
我们经常到处做爱
We used to have sex in this office.
我们经常在办公室里做爱
We had sex on this floor. We had sex on this desk.
我们在地板上做爱 我们在桌子上做爱
-On that chair. -OK. I get it, I get it.
在椅子上 好的
But now, I have to practically beg for it.
但现在 我得请求它
I mean, it was kind of hot for the first eight months.
前八个月 还很激烈
The chasing after her...
追到她之后…
surprising her with my sexy new underwear.
我性感的新内裤
Bit now, I feel a little like a...
但现在 我觉得有点…
Iike I'm a pervert.
我有点反常
I heard about the vow...
我听说…
and I think it's genius.
我认为它是天才
Thanks.
谢谢
I mean, this is the perfect way for me...
这对我是非常好的方法…
to regain the power in my relationship.
重获力量
See, I take the vow.
所以我发誓
I tell her I'm gonna do without for a few months.
我告诉她 我几个月不做爱
I bet in half the time she's going to be begging for it.
我打赌 她会请求的
Don't you think? What do you think?
你认为呢？ 你认为怎么样？
I think you don't know what you're getting yourself into.
我认为你不知道 你自己会怎么样
Hey, put that away. Books get you in trouble around here.
嗨， 书本让你有麻烦
-I can't work right now. -So go home.
我不能马上工作 回家吧
-I need the money. -So work.
我需要钱 工作吧
It all reminds me of Matt.
它让我想起了玛特
Even "donkey lovers"?
“猴子情人” ？
Call him or leave. You're bugging me.
叫他离开 你烦我
[Sighs]
# A strange condition #
# A daily prison #
# Yoi've got me oit ofmy head #
# And I don't know what I came for #
# Send me money, baby #
# Do not leave oit a wage #
# Yoi know yoi're the best thing #
# In the corner of this place #
# And I want yoi to know #
-How's the chicken? -Good.
小鸡怎么样？ 很好
# This strange condition #
Why is this so weird?
怎么这么奇怪？
Ahem.
阿门
If I told you, "Don't think about the color red..."
如果我告诉你 “别认为红色…”
what would you think about?
你认为怎么样？
Sex.
性爱
[Laughs]
OK, so we're both sitting here thinking about sex...
好的， 我们坐在这里想着性爱…
because we can't think about sex...
因为我们不能想性…
becaise we can't talk aboit sex...
因为我们不能谈论性爱…
and we certainly cannot have sex.
我们当然不能做爱
It's like, so what are we doing here?
我们在这里做什么？
You know, if I didn't have this vow thing...
你知道， 如果我没有发誓的话…
I'd kiss you right now.
我会马上吻你的
[Both sigh]
-Thanks. -Thanks.
谢谢 谢谢
[Coughing]
You OK?
你好吗？
[Coughs] I'm fine.
我很好
-Are you sure? -I'll be right back.
肯定吗？ 我马上回来
-Are you-- -Yeah.
你… 是的
[Coughs]
[Whoosh]
Sir!. Sir!.
先生， 先生！
[Yelling]
Whoa!. Whoa!. Whoa!. Whoa!.
喔！ 喔！
Aah!.
啊！
-[Man laughs] -Aah!. Aah!.
啊， 啊！
Oh!. Aah!. I'm OK.
哦， 啊！ 我很好
[Laughing and clapping]
Thank you. Thank you. I'm OK. Thank you.
谢谢你， 谢谢你 我很好
-Matt. -I'm OK.
玛特 我很好
Hi.
嗨
Nicole. How are you?
尼科尔， 你好吗？
Well, better than you at the moment.
比你好
-[Laughs] -Yeah. Yeah.
是， 是
This is, um, this is...
这是…
This is Erica.
这是埃里卡
Nicole.
尼科尔
David Brokaw. Hi.
戴维德， 嗨
I'm Matt. I'm Matt.
我是玛特， 我是玛特
Oh, yes. Yes, of coirse.
哦， 是， 当然
Matt, you work at one of those dot coms, don't you?
玛特！
Yes. Yes, I do.
是， 是的
David's the youngest executive vice president...
戴维德是摩根斯坦利…
at Morgan Stanley.
最年青的副总裁
Yeah, well, I'm the youngest--
是， 我是最年青的…
Yeah, hey, it's all good, Matt.
是， 嗨 都很好
Listen, honey, you want to give it one more try?
听着， 亲爱的 你想再试试吗？
It's good to see you.
很高兴看到你
Yeah, you, too.
是
Bye.
再见
She's the real reason you took that vow.
她是你发誓的真正理由
[Sighs] No. She's just an ex.
不， 她无权得到
The vow is something completely separate from her.
誓言完全与她无关
You're a really bad liar.
你真是个说谎者
I get that a lot.
我知道
Look, I know I should've told you about her.
我知道我应该告诉你
Yeah, you should've.
是， 你应该
But I guess it's hard for you to get the truth out.
但我想很难让你 得到真相
Shit.
该死
Hey, how about I quit the vow?
嗨， 我停止誓言怎么样？
I mean, honestly, I don't care about the vow.
诚实说 我不在乎誓言
Oh, sure, now St. Matt wants a piece.
哦， 当然
-No, that's not it at all. -You don't want me?
不， 不是的 你不想要我吗？
No, of course I want you. It's just--
不， 我当然想你 只是…
[Sighs]
I care about the vow, and--
我在乎誓言…
-You do? -Yeah, I do.
是吗？ 是的
And her?
她呢？
I don't know.
我不知道
[Sighs]
I'll tell you what. You want me?
我告诉你 你想我吗？
Yeah.
是
Then finish your stupid vow.
那么结束这愚蠢的誓言吧
And if you finish it...
如果你结束的话…
then maybe we can talk about being together. Maybe.
也许我们可以谈谈在一起的事
[Engine starts]
I've given up sex, because I just...
我放弃性爱 因为我…
I just want to connect with people on a deeper level.
我只想跟别人 更深层次地交往
-Really? -Yeah.
真的吗？ 是
Is it working?
有效吗？
Working? Of course it's working!.
有效吗？ 当然有效！
It's like this incredible high. Can you not feel that?
你感觉不到吗？
Just sitting here talking with you...
就坐在这里跟你说话…
I'm mind orgasmic right now.
我马上得到思想高潮
Mind orgasmic.
思想高潮
Yeah.
是
Hmm.
嗯
[Ryan and woman moaning]
RYAN: Oh, God! Ohh!
哦， 天啊
[Both moaning]
We need to talk.
我们得谈谈
I can't. I gotta go.
我不能， 我得走了
I--I understand what you're doing, Matt.
我明白你在干什么
-You do? -Mm-hmm.
是吗？ 嗯
Women have been doing this since, well, forever...
女人一直这么做…
so we know all about the power.
我们都知道力量
See, us having the power, that's part of the system...
我们有力量 那是系统的一部分
and by you taking the power, you're fucking with the system.
你得到力量…
And I think you see why we can't let that happen.
我认为你明白 我们不会发生这种事
You bet on today. This is about money.
你今天打赌 这是钱的事
Ah-ah. Signed and notarized commitment...
啊…
to donate all proceeds to charity.
捐给慈善事业
So you want to have sex with me to regain "the power"?
你想跟我做爱吗？
We're willing to do whatever is necessary...
我们愿意做必要做的事…
to get the job done.
完全工作
Why do you keep saying "we"?
你为什么老说 “我们” ？
Oh, fuck.
哦， 该死
Now, we think that this offer is more than fair.
我们认为这很公平
Can I talk to you for a second?
我可以跟你谈谈吗？
-Excuse me. What? -I don't think I can do this.
对不起， 什么？ 我认为我做不到
Andie, we talked about this already, OK?
我们已经谈过了， 好吗？
I know, but just look at him.
我知道 但看着他
I mean, he used to be kind of cute...
他以前很可爱…
but now he's just twitchy.
但现在却喋喋不休
Shh. It'll be over in, like, two seconds, OK?
马上结束， 好吗？
Would you care to join us, hmm?
你想加入我们， 嗯？
Mmm.
嗯
Oh, God. Not the tongues.
哦， 天啊
Oh, my God. I gotta go.
哦， 我的天 我得走了
Yesterday was fine.
昨天很好
I mean, physically speaking, I was fine.
身体上来说 我很好
But today...I'm not fine.
但今天…我不好
This morning at the coffee shop...
今天早上在咖啡店…
they were sponsoring hot women wearing no bras day.
他们支持激情的女人 不要穿胸罩
[Slam]
Whoo.
喔
Hot, hot women wearing no bras?
激情的女人不要穿胸罩？
I mean, like hot, hot women.
激情的女人
There were 48 breasts at the Cafe Trieste this morning.
今天早上咖啡店里 有48个男人
[Music playing]
[Woman moaning]
# Take a look at me #
I know this phase. It passes.
我知道
But why does this have to happen now?
但为什么发生了？
I mean, yesterday Erica tells me I have to finish the vow...
昨天埃里卡告诉我 我得完成誓言…
and today I'm slammed by sex. Why?
今天我被性爱冲击了 为什么？
-Look, you've gone 26 days? -Mm-hmm.
你过了26天？ 嗯嗯
-That's very admirable. -Yeah, thanks.
非常羡慕 是， 谢谢
But you can't come to mom and dad's tonight.
但你今晚不能去爸爸妈妈家
If I don't go, they'll kill me.
如果我不去的话 他们会杀了我的
You don't want them to see you like this.
你不想让他们看到你这样
I don't want me to see me like this...
我不想我这样…
but if there's one place I'm safe it's at home, right?
但如果有安全的地方， 对吗？
-Mmm. -Right?
嗯 对吗？
ALL: From thy bounty, through Christ, our lord. Amen.
So, dad, when your hip heals, will it be like normal?
爸爸， 你的屁股堆起来时 正常吗？
Yeah, pretty much. I can golf, ride a bike.
是， 非常正常 我可以打高尔夫球， 骑自行车
He just has to be careful.
他得非常小心
It's amazing the things you can do now.
太好了这些事情你可以做了
You know, I'm part of a pilot program...
你知道， 我是情节的一部分…
that's tracking my range of motion.
那有我的行踪
Really?
真的吗？
Oh, they don't want to hear about that.
哦， 他们不想听
No, no. They want to see what effect...
不不， 他们想看看效果…
the operation's had on my sex life.
操作在我的性生活中
[Coughs] Sorry.
对不起
Do we have to talk about this at dinner?
我们晚饭再谈吧？
FA THER: Bev, we're all adilts here, aren't we?
我们都是成年人， 对吗？
Isn't sex a God-given natiral part oflife?
性爱是上帝给予的 自然生活的一部分吗？
Don't start, dad.
别说了， 爸爸
Why not talk about it? I think a good sexual appetite...
为什么不谈？ 我认为好的性爱胃口…
is a real, normal, healthy part of being a man.
是男人正常的， 健康的生活
And a woman.
女人
Who wants more beans? I do.
谁还要豆子？ 我要
FA THER: They're grown men. They're old enoigh to know...
他们成大了 他们可以知道…
that their mother's machine is still rinning hot.
他们母亲的机器 还在激烈地运作着
Walter, this isn't the moment.
这不是时候
Oh, no. Let me show you people.
哦， 不 让我给他们看看
[Brace squeaks]
See...
看…
they sent me this sheet.
他们送我这块床单
A whole bunch of different positions on it.
完全不同的位置
Ijist check off the ones I can do--
我只核对了一处…
Like this one here.
这一处
I can do that, so I check the box.
我可以那样做 我检查了箱子
Hey, here's an old standby.
嗨， 这里有备用的
But, see, I can't do that because of my hip...
但我不能那样做…
so, you know, I don't check the box.
你知道 我没有检查箱子
Bev, have we ever tried this before?
我们以前试过吗？
Walter, how could you forget the Maui Hilton?
瓦尔特， 你怎么忘记了 莫里希尔顿？
In the shower. I nearly killed myself.
淋浴时 我差点杀了自己
[Laughs] Yes.
是
[Rattling]
Damn it.
该死
[Sighs]
RYAN: Surprise inspection.
惊喜检查
[Sighs]
[Buzz]
[Humming]
[Ryan whistling]
What the hell is that thing?
那是什么东西？
[Whistling]
It's a special light that allows me to see...
特殊的灯 它让我看…
if any fluids have been liberated.
是否流度被解放了
[Whistling]
Keep up the good work.
坚持做好
[Muttering]
-[Chuckles] -[Door opens]
MA TT: Ahem.
阿门
Hmm.
嗯
Mmm.
嗯
JERRY: Ohh. These are good.
哦， 这些太好了
[Sighs]
Is--
这…
Is he twisting her nipple?
他据动她的乳头吗？
Jeez, that's an oversight. I'll fix that. Ahem.
那是疏忽 我来修吧
I know what you mean. I've been surfing for porn all week.
我知道你的意思 我在网上找色情知识
-What am I doing wrong? -Huh?
我做错了什么吗？ 哼？
I mean, not only is my wife not begging for it...
不仅我妻子求之不得…
she's not...
她不会…
I've never seen her so happy.
我从未看到过她这么高兴
And today. Did yoi see it's the warmest day ofthe year?
今天， 你觉得这是年度最热的一天吗？
Yeah, it's spring.
是， 现在是春天
It's spring, Goddamn it...
春天， 该死…
and they're--look at 'em. They're all wearing...
他们在看他们 他们穿着…
their little simmer dresses. Jist...
他们的夏装
[Sighs] Hmm?
嗯？
What am I supposed to do now, vow boy, huh?
我要做什么？
Fix this.
修补这个
[Pills jingling]
Damn it!.
该死
[Hums]
Come on.
来吧
-What's up, dog? -Hey, what's up, dog?
什么事？ 嗨， 什么事？
-What are you doing? -Just, uh, freshenin' up.
你在干什么？ 梳洗一番
[Exhales]
[Sighs]
I'm tired of waiting for things to happen.
我对等待事情发生 感到厌烦
And my money's on today.
我的钱赌上了
Yeah, that's great. So what the fuck is that?
是， 太好了 那是什么？
This is what the American Medical Association...
这是美国药学协会…
refers to as...viagra.
指的是…
Well, I'm not gonna let you do that, bro.
我不会让你做的
Well, you can be bought...bro.
你可以买…
-Yeah. -Yeah.
是 是
Ahem.
阿门
Ohh.
哦
Who's that? What's that?
那是谁？ 那是谁？
Oh, God, that's that new girl in tech sipport.
哦， 新的女孩
Did yoi know that regilar ejacilation...
你知道正常的射精…
is a preventative against prostate cancer?
可以预防前列腺癌吗？
[Grunts]
DUNCAN: So, is it that yoi hate yoir penis?
所以你不喜欢你的阴茎吗？
Because, I mean, I personally feel like that's--
因为我个人认为…
God, that's one of the best relationships I have.
天啊， 那是我所有的最好的关系
Why do yoi think they call it the little head?
你为什么它们称之为小头？
I'll tell yoi why.
我告诉你为什么
[Chuckles] Because he has ideas.
因为他有主意
I--
我…
-Nice going, dumb ass. -What?
干得好 什么？
Hey, Jerry.
嗨， 杰里
[Gasping]
Chow mein. New girl in tech. Very hot.
新来的女孩 非常热情
Ah...ah...ah. Mmm.
啊…啊， 嗯
Ahh. This tastes finny.
啊， 很有趣
Not bad, just, yoi know, finny.
不坏 你知道， 很有趣
Ohh. Mmm.
哦， 嗯
Ahem.
阿门
Hey, Jerry.
嗨， 杰里
[Jerry gasps]
Oh.
哦
Ohh.
哦
I--Excuse me. I have to get...
对不起 我得…
-Uh... -Do you need this?
啊… 你需要这个吗？
-No. -[Exhales]
不
I--I'm so thirsty.
我…我很渴
-Are you OK? -Mm-hmm.
你没事吧？ 嗯嗯
[Door opens]
Captain Blueballs.
蓝球船长
Been looking for you since lunch.
从午饭以来 一直在找你
I was just, uh--ahem-- maintaining these...
我只是…阿门… 保持这些…
Yeah. Matt, look at yourself.
是， 玛特， 看看你自己
Your life is shit.
你的生活一团糟糕
Yoi're hiding oit in a fickin'storage room.
你藏在储藏室里
OK, here's how it's gonna go.
好的
You've already won.
你已经赢了
You've already proven everyone wrong.
你已经证明大家错了
Now it's serious.
很严肃
The pot's up to eighteen thousand.
罐子有十八千美金
That's a lot of money, isn't it?
很多钱， 是吗？
-[Panting] -It's your vow.
这是你的誓言
It should be your money.
钱应该属于你
So I'm gonna split it with you.
我跟你分吧
That's right.
正是
And all you have to do is take the dive.
你得做的就是跳水
Think about it-- nine thousand dollars.
想想…九千美金
Nine large.
九千
Just take this.
拿着吧
[Paper rustles]
Uh-oh. You like her. Now we're talkin'.
哦， 你喜欢她 我们谈谈吧
-She's something, isn't she? -[Sighs]
她很不错， 是吗？
Take her into the bathroom and get on with yoir life.
带她去浴室 开始你们的生活
[Bangs on door]
Yes. Yes.
是， 是
# Ah #
No, no, no. No, no. He can't do this.
不， 不， 不 他不能这样做
I want to talk to him.
我想跟他谈谈
Matt, don't do it!.
玛特， 别做
[Ryan and Duncan arguing]
DUNCAN: We need yoi, Matt!
我们需要你， 玛特
RYAN: Matt, don't do it!
玛特， 不要
Think aboit the little giy, Matt!
想想这个小男孩， 玛特
Don't think aboit that! Think aboit me!
别想 想想我吧
-Huh? Think about me!. -Matt!.
哼？ 想想我 玛特
No, no, no, no.
不不不
Get out of here!. Get out of here!.
出去 出去！
Matt, this is important!. I'm going to go in there.
玛特， 这很重要 我进来了
-I will throw down. -Come on!.
我放弃 来吧
Yeah. Fire in the hole.
是， 放火吧
I'm going to give you until the count of three.
我数三下
Let's rock and roll. Aah!.
我们摇滚吧 啊！
You understand why I had to do that?
你明白我为什么这么做吗？
[Foot tapping]
[Chattering]
[Hyperventilating]
[Gagging]
Aah. Ahh...
啊， 啊…
-Jerry? -[Gasps]
杰里？
Uh, Jerry's not here right now. May I take a message?
杰里不在这里 我可以捎个口信吗？
[Whispering] What about the vow, Jerry?
誓言怎么样， 杰里？
I tried. I--I didn't... I tried. I really...
我努力了， 我没有… 我尽力了…
[Flushes toilet]
[Chattering]
It just--it just hit me all at once.
只是…
I mean, I've jerked off three times since lunch.
我玩了三次
I still have this fucking hard-on.
我还在继续
[Flushes toilet]
Way to go, Mr. Anderson.
走吧， 安德森先生
Two more, and you break the company record.
你的公司记录
-Oh. -WOMAN: Aw.
哦 啊
MAN: Boo.
[Crowd boos]
What?
什么？
[Laughs]
RYAN: All right. This is ridicilois.
好的， 太荒唐了
-[Sighs] -I am going in.
我进来了
Ahh. Uhh.
啊
Where is Matt?
玛特在哪？
Um...
嗯…
Heh.
这里
Well, I don't know.
我不知道
[Crowd whispers]
He didn't do it.
他没有做
-Yeah!. -[Cheering]
是！
[Thunder]
[Rings doorbell]
Hi.
嗨
I know I shouldn't be here...
我知道我不该来…
but I've been thinking about you a lot...
但我很想你…
and I had to see you.
我得见见你
What are those, like some kind of a bribe?
这是什么？
More like...gentle persuasion.
更象…温柔的说服
ERICA: Is this going to get worse before it gets better?
这会变得更糟糕吗？
Probably, but I got to get this out...
也许，但我在输之前…
before I lose my train of thought.
我得弄明白
See...
看
Nicole had this...
尼科尔有这个…
special status.
特殊的身份
More like a special power.
更象特殊的力量
And I couldn't match it...
我不能比
and I couldn't find anybody to replace it.
我找不到代替的人
-I think I get it. -You do?
我想我得到了 是吗？
It's very easy to confuse a physical attraction...
身体的吸引和真正关系…
with a real connection.
很容易混淆
Yeah. Sometimes you just can't tell.
是，有时你说不清楚
Well, you can tell.
你可以说清楚
You can tell by the kiss.
你可以用吻说清楚
You know, the other stuff-- the sex, "Is he hot?"
你知道，还有性爱 他激烈吗？
It doesn't matter.
没关系
All that matters is the kiss.
有关系的是吻
How do you know about me?
你怎么知道我？
I don't.
我不知道
I don't even know ifyoi can feel that.
我不知道你是否感觉得到
I can feel that.
我感觉得到
Is this against the rules?
这违背规则吗？
I'll let you be the judge of that.
我让你评判
-I'm thinking now. -I'm thinking now, too.
我在想 我也在想
Come here.
过来
[Sighs]
[Woman singing]
# I wanna walk beside yoi #
# Nowhere that I have ever been #
# And all the dreams inside yoi #
# I am the one yoi have not seen #
# I feel immine #
# By my own mind #
# I can't refise #
# An offer to make love #
# To yoi #
# How come yoir words affect me #
Ooh.
哦
# I have not wanted #
# To be allowed #
# And yet I made yoi set free #
[Erica moaning]
# With all the meaning was the soind #
# In yoir refrain #
# I hear the chords #
# Of love in vain #
Ohh.
哦
# How can I help #
# Calling yoir name? #
I wasn't supposed to do that, was I?
我不用那样做，是吗？
Huh? Huh?
哼？哼？
Mmm.
嗯
Good night, sweetie.
晚安，亲爱的
Oh, no. Don't go to sleep yet, because...
哦，不 不要睡觉，因为…
we should talk about something.
我们得谈谈
-Mm-hmm. -We could talk about anything.
嗯嗯 我们得谈谈
We could talk about...
我们得谈谈…
we could talk about stickers.
我们谈谈不屈不挠的人
Do you like stickers?
你喜欢不屈不挠的人吗？
Erica?
埃里卡？
[Woman singing]
Matt, what are yoi doing?
你在干什么？
The Willow and Smart people are here.
威勒和聪明的人在这里
We're late for the presentation. Come on.
我们来迟了
-Oh, my... -What the...
哦，我的… 什么.
[Employees laugh]
Hi. Sorry I'm late.
嗨，对不起我来迟了
-Miss Willow. -Ohh.
威勒小姐 哦
Uhh.
唷
Come on over here for a second. Um...
过来吧
Want some camomile tea?
想喝甘菊茶吗？
I think little Mattie is trying to say hello.
我想小玛特想打声招呼
Oh, Jesus.
哦，天啊
You might want to try some tighty-whiteys, jeans.
你想试试紧身牛仔裤
-You, go home. Now. -OK.
你回家吧 好的
[Mutters]
So, shall we get it on?
我们继续吗？
Start?
开始？
From a flower?
从花开始？
Like, a vibrating flower?
振荡的花？
No. No, just a flower.
不，不，就是花
And he didn't touch you once?
他没有碰过你吗？
He didn't even try to touch you?
他没有想碰你吗？
No, and I so wanted him to...
没，我很想他…
but what we were doing was so perfect.
但我们做得很好
Oh, yeah, perfect--
哦，是，很好…
the immaculate orgasm.
完美的高潮
-[Laughs] Yes. -You are unbelievable.
是的 你们简直不敢相信
# Yeah, yeah, yeah #
# We have a space to share #
[Doorbell buzzes]
Erica.
埃里卡
# What I'm gonna do with today #
Coming.
进来
Hey, baby.
嗨，宝贝
Oh, that's sweet. I really needed to hear that.
哦，太好了 我真的得听听
Oh, God, I must look awful.
哦，天啊，我一定看起来很糟糕
Yeah.
是
[Sniffles] Well, you don't look so great.
你看起来不好
It's a long story. What are you doing here, Nicole?
这是个很长的故事 你在这里干什么？
I just...
我只是…
needed to talk to someone.
想谈谈某个人
Where's David?
戴维德在哪？
I don't know. At the office, probably.
我不知道 也许在办公室吧
Working late?
工作到这么晚吗？
[Sighs]
We broke it off. It's over.
我们分开了 结束了
Or he broke it off, I don't know.
他分手了 我不知道
I made the commitment...
我承诺…
but I guess he wasn't too committed to it.
但我想他并不效忠
I'm sorry.
我很抱歉
How's...
埃米利…
Emily?
怎么样？
Her name's Erica.
她叫埃里卡
Good.
好的
You never think about me anymore?
你从没想过我吗？
Not even just a little?
一点也没有吗？
Let me put it this way.
让我把这个放到一边吧
I have thought about you...
我想过你…
about us--a lot.
想过我们
But tonight, when you came in...
但今晚 当你进来时…
was the first time I didn't get all fucked up about it.
我第一次没有被弄糊涂
I think we could get you fucked up about it again.
我想我们会让你糊涂
Hey. Maybe you should go, hmm?
嗨， 也许你得走了？
Mmm, I think your little friend here wants me to stay.
嗯， 我想你的小朋友 想让我留下
Yeah, well, my little friend's not in charge anymore...
是， 我的小朋友 不再管…
so maybe you should go.
也许你得走了
You're saying no to me?
你对我说不吗？
You always do this to me...
你总这样对我…
and I'm the idiot because I keep coming back...
我不是白痴 因我回来…
but I'm not coming back anymore.
但我再也不会回来了
You take everything from me.
你拿走了我的一切
That is so not true.
这不是真的
Oh, yeah? Name me one thing that you ever gave me.
哦， 是吗？ 指出你给我的一件东西
I--I gave you The Bridges of Madison County...
我…我给你 玛迪森县桥…
you ungrateful asshole.
你这混蛋
I never told you this. I didn't want to hurt your feelings.
我从没说过 我不想伤害你的感情
That was the biggest piece of trash I ever tried to read.
这是我听到的最坏的说法
You pig.
你这猪
Matt, I am so--so mad that I have...
玛特 我很生气…
I have to tell you.
我得告诉你
Watching you standing up for yourself like this...
注意你的站姿
has never made me so...
从未让我这么…
so...
这么…
[Breathing heavily]
hot.
激情
I like this.
我喜欢
Where have you been?
你去哪了？
You can slam that door in my face if you want...
如果你喜欢的话 你可以当着我关门…
but I'll just be on the other side, even hotter.
但我却更富激情
Holy hell.
天啊
Slam that door in my dirty, bad, bad face.
砰地关上门
Oh, God, Matt, slam it!.
哦， 天啊 关吧
Aah!.
啊！
Will you just think about it, OK?
你想想， 好吗？
The dude was in the john with a dirty mag.
If that's me, I'm painting the ceiling.
如果是我的话 我也漆上天花板的
Who does this Matt guy think he is, anyways?
玛特以为他是谁？
He's jerking is aroind. How do we know this is real?
他玩弄我们 我们怎么知道这是真的？
If you just go to Big Window, look at the dude's face.
如果我们去大窗户的话 看看他的脸
You would know. It's for real.
你会明白的 这是真的
Merj, how many times have I been wrong?
梅杰， 我做错多少次了？
Pfft. Stupid monkey-ass moron.
笨蛋
Why don't you quit wasting my time over here?
你为什么还在这里浪费时间？
Hey, bagel guy.
嗨， 百吉卷家伙
You know my name?
你知道我的名字？
She says to me, "You look like Lionel Richie."
她跟我说话 “你看起来象里奇”
Well, that's great, isn't it?
很好， 是吗？
No, that's not great. That's not good.
不， 不好 不怎么好
Are you Chris?
你是耶稣吗？
-No, but I can be. -Chris would be me.
不， 但我可以是
Excuse me.
对不起
I need to place a bet.
我想投赌注
Can you deal with this?
你会赢吗？
-[Scoffs] Yeah, sure. -Good.
是， 当然 好的
The thing is, it's a sucker bet.
It's going to be over in twenty four hours.
二十小时后就结束了
Ahem. 32 hours, 12 minutes, and 26 seconds.
阿门， 32小时12分钟 26秒
Thanks.
谢谢
Plus, Matt has this whole, uh...
再说， 玛特有整个的…
you know, midnight madness thing mapped out and...
半夜疯狂…
His friend is coming over at the stroke ofmidnight.
他的朋友半夜过来
You get it? The stroke of midnight?
你知道吗？
Thanks, buddy.
谢谢
So, you'll take it?
你投下吗？
Sure.
当然
Thank you.
谢谢你
-[Ringing] -Aw...
啊…
-Uhh. -[Stops ringing]
唷
[Yawns]
# I close my eyes when I get too sad #
# I think thoights that I know are bad #
# Close my eyes, and I coint to ten #
# Hope it's over when I open them #
# I want the things that I had before #
# Like a Star Wars poster on the bedroom door #
# I wish I coild coint to ten #
Ohh!. Ohh!.
哦， 哦
# Make everything be wonderfil again #
Ohh!. Ohh!. Aah!.
哦， 哦， 啊！
# We'll sit aroind while they get some air #
# I hear them scream, I hear them fight #
# They say bad words that make me want to cry #
# I close my eyes when I go to bed #
She's filled with heavenly sweetness.
她充满了甜蜜
# I'll feel better when I hear them say #
I somehow don't think Mr. Butterworth...
我认为贝特先生…
would appreciate that very much.
不会很喜欢的
# Why mist this mean everything #
# When yoi're little, and the world's so big #
# I jist don't understand how #
# Yoi can smile with all those tears in yoir eyes #
# Tell me everything is wonderfil now #
# No #
# Na na na na na na na #
# No, I don 't wanna hear you tell me #
Excise me, is this taken?
对不起， 有人坐吗？
No.
没有
# That I will inderstand some day #
# No, no, no #
# No, no, no, no #
# Someday, if I hate everything #
# Please don 't tell me #
# Everything is wonderfil now #
# Na na na na na na na #
# No #
Aah!.
啊！
# Everything is wonderfil now #
-You got to help me. -You got to knock.
你得帮我 你得敲门
I'm seeing things.
我在看东西
I swear to God, everywhere I look...
我向天发誓 我看的任何地方…
I'm seeing tits and ass.
我在看乳头和屁股
When I came in here, I swear to God, I saw you kissing a nun.
当我进来时 我向天发誓， 我看到你吻尼姑
Oh, my God!. You were kissing a nun!.
哦， 我的天！ 你吻了尼姑
I'm slipping, Matt. I've already slipped.
玛特， 我失足了 我已经失足了
-It's your stories. -This is my fault?
这是你的故事 这是我的错吗？
[Sighs] No, it's mine.
不， 这是我的错
It's been bubbling under the surface...
长时间以来…
for a long time now.
表面上起泡
I'm leaving the seminary for a little while.
我要离开神学院一段时间
What?
什么？
It's just a sabbatical. If I come back...
这只是安息日 如果我回来的话…
When I come back, it'll be for good.
当我回来时 将是永久
So, you can't help me?
你不能帮我吗
You're on your own, little man.
你独立吧
[Sighs]
[Woman breathing heavily]
[Electricity buzzing]
[Woman moans]
WOMAN: Ahh.
啊
[Door unlocks]
RYAN: Well, welcome to the cathedral ofill repite.
欢迎光临大教堂
WOMAN: Merci, monsieir.
请宽恕， 先生
Um, make yoirself comfortable.
随便点
Bien sir.
I almost fucked an outlet today.
我差不多今天找到了出路
You, uh...
你…
Since when do you smoke, Matt?
你什么时候开始抽烟的？
-Since today. -Jesus.
今天 天啊
Is this him?
这是他吗？
Yep. That's oir boy.
是， 那是我们的孩子
You've started a whole new movement.
你开始新的行动
Megatonchism-- sex without orgasms ever.
雌配子体 不会有性高潮
[Matt coughs]
You like to party?
你喜欢聚会吗？
Can I borrow your handcuffs?
你可以借用你的手急铐吗？
[Locks handcuffs]
If my hand is free, I'm bound to do anything with it.
如果我的手自由的话 我不会干什么
Anything.
什么都不干
How much did you drink, Matt?
你喝多少？
God's spirit made Jesus go to the desert.
上帝让耶酥去沙漠
He was there for forty days while Satan tested him.
撒旦测试了他 四十天
He was living with the wild animals...
他跟野生动物生活在一起…
but angels took care of him.
但天使照顾着他
Mark 1 :12.
1：12
[Sighs]
[Locks handcuffs]
I look like Jesus on the cross.
我看起来好象 带着十字架的耶酥
-Yes, you do. -Yep.
是 是的
You do.
你是的
So, what about your late night visitor?
你最后一晚的访问者呢？
Leave the front door open a little bit...
打开前开一点…
and put that key right there.
把钥匙放在那里
[Puts down key]
When she comes, I'll tell her...
当她来时 我告诉她…
I was accosted by home invaders...
我跟家乡入侵者搭话…
and they tied me up.
他们把我捆起来了
OK, champ. Anastasia and I are going to leave now...
好的， 阿纳斯塔西娅和我要离开了…
so...you should sleep.
你得睡觉
Think about the angels.
想想天使
Peace be with you.
祝你们平安
He is a little weird, but it is Easter.
他有点奇怪 但那是以斯帖
I feel like it's my first time.
我觉得那是我的第一次
It is, isn't it?
是吗？
You are going to be great.
你会很伟大的
It's going to be great.
很伟大
[Animal howling]
MATT: Ha!.
哈！
Haah!.
哈！
[Quacking]
Whoa!
喔！
Aah!
啊！
MA TT: Uhh!
唷！
NICOLE: Show me yoi can do it.
看看你有多能干
Yoi can do it, Matt.
你可以做到的， 玛特
Show me you can do it.
看看你有多能干
Ohh.
哦
Yoi can do it, Matt. Yoi can do it.
你可以做到的， 玛特
You can--
你可以…
Ohh!.
哦！
Oh, there we go.
哦， 我们走
-Doesn't that feel better? -Ohh. Uhh.
感觉好点了吗？ 哦
Relax, baby.
放松点
It's over.
结束了
[Breathing heavily]
What? Why? Why would you do this?
什么？ 为什么？ 你为什么这么做？
Well, this all started because of me.
因为我 这都开始了
It only seems natural that I should end it, huh?
我应该结束它， 哼？
[Strains]
Oh, here's your key.
哦， 给你钥匙
I kept meaning to retirn it.
我想还给你
It turns out the front door was open.
结果前站开着
Are you expecting someone?
你在等人吗？
Oh, fuck.
哦， 该死
[Alarm clock ringing]
-Uhh!. -[Ringing stops]
唷！
Oh, my...
哦…
I was asleep. I thought she was you.
我睡着了 我想她就是你
Ohh. Was it worth it?
哦， 值得吗？
Oh, come on, Erica, please.
哦， 来吧， 埃里卡
Erica!.
埃里卡！
Erica!.
埃里卡！
Oh, shit.
哦， 该死
[Sniffles]
# I see the fever #
# And I love her for that #
I'll say it was me. I'll say I set the whole thing up.
我说那是我 我说我安排着整件事
I'll say that I handcuffed you to the bed--which is true--
我说我急铐住你在床上… 那是真的…
that I sent her over here.
我派来到这里来
She was here to see me.
她来看我了
No.
不
No? I'll tell her something less idiotic, obviously, but...
不？ 我告诉她…
No.
不
No more lies.
不要说谎
This doesn't seem like one of those...
这好象不是…
"truth will set you free" situations.
“事实会让你自由”
No, it doesn't.
不， 不会的
Hey.
嗨
Guess who dropped by.
猜猜谁来了
He left hours ago.
他几小时前离开了
He brought you this.
他给你这个
Personally, I prefer the telegram...
就个人而言 我更喜欢电报…
but I did get to talk to him for a little bit.
但我得跟他谈谈
So? I don't want to hear about it.
我不想听
-OK. -But now you're on his side?
好的 但你支持他吗？
Yeah, Erica. He melted my heart.
是， 埃里卡 他融化了我的心
He's a real mess about you. It was a little pathetic.
他弄得你乱七八糟
That's not good enough.
这不够好
Don't be stupid, Erica.
别傻了， 埃里卡
He's crazy about you. What else do you want?
他对你痴情 你还要什么？
# She woildn't let me, and I love her for that #
# Ooh, oh #
# And thoigh #
# Yoi steal her #
# Yoi love her and deceive her #
# She did nothing #
# So wrong #
# Oh #
Helps with static cling.
# And I love her for that #
[Sighs]
Where's your laundry?
你的衣服在哪？
I've been here every day this week.
我这个星期 每天都来这里
All my laundry's clean.
我的衣服都是干净的
[Both laugh]
I know I screwed up with you--
我知道我让你…
over and over and over.
一次又一次地失望
It just took me a long time to realize what I was doing.
花了我长时间 意识到我在干什么
Yes, it did.
是的
I was trying to take a part of me and make it go away.
我让它离开
And I closed my world off, and I put myself in a little box.
我把自己放在一个小箱子里
And for a while, everything seemed clear.
一切都干净了
But then you came along...
但你过来时…
and that didn't help anything.
它却无能为力
Remember when you said that you could never tell...
记得你说 你不会告诉…
about someone until you kiss them?
别人 除非你吻他们吗？
Well...
那么…
I screwed up. I--I should've just done this.
我应该这样做
Are you done talking now?
你在说话吗？
Thirty eight hours exactly.
三十八小时
-Son of a bitch. -Damn it.
混蛋 该死
The pot's up to 140. Anybody else want in on hour 39?
罐子有140 还有人想投赌吗？
DUNCAN: Hey, hey.
嗨， 嗨
How do we even know that they're still even in there?
我们怎么知道 他们还在那里？
They could've put the CD player on repeat or shuffle.
他们在放CD
-That's a good point. -It is a good point...
好主意 这是个好主意…
because they could've snuck out the back window...
因为他们…
and we're still sitting around here like a bunch of chimps.
我们还在这里
-Chimps. -You know what? Look at me.
你知道什么？ 看着我
I've been here the whole time. Believe it.
我一直在这里 相信吧
[Music stops]
[Music playing]
Oh, put me in for a tenner.
哦， 给我十磅
He'll keep going. Two dollars, please.
他走了 两美元
[Door slams]
-[Chattering stops] -Uhh.
唷
-Hey, Matt. -What's up, Matt?
嗨， 玛特 什么事？
Hey, Matt.
嗨， 玛特
All right, you guys. Come on, get out. Get out of my house.
好的， 你们出去
[All chattering]
No, no. You know what?
不不， 你知道什么？
Come on, come on. Get out of my house.
来吧， 出去
I'll just take this.
我拿着
Bye.
再见
-Later, stud. -See you later.
等会儿 再见
Thanks for the fish, Matt.
谢谢， 玛特
Looking good. How long are you going to be in there?
看起来很好 你去那里多久？
-Let's go. -Hey, I'm going.
我们走 嗨， 我走了
Chris, I'm going to call you tomorrow, all right?
天啊， 我明天打电话给你， 好吗？
-What are you doing? -You, too.
你在干什么？
-I don't have my keys on me. -Good.
我没有钥匙 好的
Wait, this is my house, dude.
这是我的家
Not for the next twenty four hours, it's not.
不再呆二十四个小时
And you all should be ashamed of yourselves.
你们应该为自己感到羞愧
You're kidding. Don't have sex on my bed.
你在开玩笑 别在我床上做爱
He can't last in there another 24 hours. He'll die.
他不能再坚持二十四小时 他会死的
How much you want to bet?
你想赌多少？
How much do I want to bet that he'll actually die?
我想对他会死 赌多少？
-I'll put ten bucks on it. -Another ten.
我赌十美元 再赌十美元
I don't have a life.
我没有生活
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# A little sexial fristration #
# Combined with ack ofmotivation #
-=COSL-YTET小组工作室=- 时间轴、校对: dansai
# And a loss of concentration #
# I got a strange disease #
# Two weeks ago #
# Yoi said yoi'd never leave me #
# And here I am alone #
# And in this world of reckless happenstance #
# Why do good things have to go away #
# And leave yoi with nothing #
# Yeah, yoi left me with nothing #
# Ah ah ah ah #
# Ah #
# A strange disease #
# Wee-ooh, wee-ooh #
# Overemotional sensations #
# Sit by yoir television stations #
# And inaffected by locations #
# I got a strange disease #
# I can 't seem to get to sleep #
# I don 't want nothing to eat #
# Walking ip and down yoir street #
# I got a strange disease #
# Why did yoi have #
# To pit so mich pressire on me? #
# Yoi pished my heart away #
# I didn 't mean to scare yoi, little one #
# Is there nothing I can say? #
# Don 't leave me with nothing #
# Yeah, yoi left me with nothing #
# Ah ah ah ah #
# Ah #
# And a strange disease #
# Wee-ooh, wee-ooh #
# Now I'm standing in the rain #
# Water's soaking throigh my brain #
# Every droplet speaks yoir name #
# And it's driving me insane #
# I don 't want to go to work, my libido 's gone berserk #
# I don 't want nothing to eat #
# Walkin ' ip and down yoir street #
# Bit only two weeks ago #
# Yoi said yoi'd never leave me #
# Now here I am alone #
# And in this world of reckless happenstance #
# Why do good things have to go away #
# And leave you with nothing #
# Yeah, yoi left me with nothing #
# Ah ah ah ah #
# Ah #
# A strange disease #
# Wee-ooh, wee-ooh #