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Time travel. 时间旅行,
It'll turn your brain into spaghetti if you let it. 这个问题会令你纠结到神经错乱,
Best not to think about it. 最好就是不要去思考它.
Best just to get on with the job in hand, 继续完成我们手头的任务,
which is destroying the enemy before they're even born 在敌人诞生并对我们产生可能的威胁之前,
and have a chance to threaten us. 就把他们消灭在萌芽状态.
We're expecting any resistance to be light, 我们估计到了任何最轻微的抵抗.
as the ancestors of our enemies have yet to evolve any thumbs, 即使这些我们未来敌人的祖先还没有进化出拇指
or indeed spines. 或是像样的脊柱来.
But that does not change the fact that they may one day 但是这改变不了将来有一天
evolve into a species that may pose a threat to us. 它们可能进化成一个足以对我们产生威胁的种族的事实.
And for that reason we are going to rain down a fiery death upon them, 为此，我们将要投放大量的强力杀伤性武器,
that will turn the surface of their planet into a radioactive desert 把这个星球的表面变成一片充满辐射的荒漠.
because we are the Planetary Peace Corps and that is what we do! 因为我们是星际维和部队，这就是我们的工作！
Now, are you nappy-wearing motherfuckers ready to lock and load and get it on?! 现在，你们这些乳臭未干的小屁孩准备好装填子弹开始战斗了吗？！
What? No-no-no-no! Shh! 怎么回事？别别别！嘘！
Look, it's not even a real gun! Ooh! 听着，这根本不是真枪！
Ooh! Look at all the lights! 看看这些灯光!
- Liftoff. - Shut up! 住嘴
Due to technical difficulties, the Star Ride is closed until further notice. 由于技术性故障，星际探险游戏暂时关闭，请等待进一步通知.
Two for one at Dinoburger. 恐龙肉汉堡两块钱一个.
It doesn't even make any sense. Why would we do this? 这一点意义也没有 我们干嘛要干这个
Toby, don't start. 托比，别说了.
All right, love? Two for one at Dinoburger. 你好啊，姑娘? 恐龙肉汉堡两块钱一个.
We're encouraging people to eat dinosaurs, to eat us, you know. 我们在鼓励大家吃恐龙，也就是吃你跟我，知道不?
- Why would we do that? - We're not real dinosaurs. -我们做这些有意义吗? -我们不是真的恐龙.
- We should be dressed as cavemen. - Tobe, why do you always do this? -我们应该打扮成原始人的. -托比，你干嘛老是纠结这个.
You were the same on the Ghost Train. 你在“幽灵列车”上也是这样.
That wasn't logical, either. Werewolves and vampires are natural enemies. 那玩意也不符合逻辑 狼人和吸血鬼是天生的敌人
There is no way they would team up to attack a train. 他们怎么会联手突袭列车?
Stop thinking! 别想了!
- Yeah... - And talking! -那个… -也别说了!
Yeah, you're right actually. 好吧,你确实是对的.
We can't think much, cos a dinosaur's brain is only the size of a walnut. 我们不能想得太多,因为恐龙的大脑容量仅相当于一颗胡桃.
As far as talking goes, it's just like... 到目前为止,我们的谈话简直像是白…
Tobe, Tobe, Toby! 托比,托比
Stop it! You want to be careful you don't get lost in the role. 快停下来.你得当心,别迷失在你扮演的角色里.
I heard of this one guy over on the Star Ride. 我听说在“星际探险”干活的那个小子,
Actually thought he was a Space Ranger. 真的把自己当成一个宇宙突击队员.
Traumatised a load of kids. They sacked him. 吓到了一帮小孩子. 结果被解雇了.
Oh, hello, Ray. Didn't see you there. 噢,你好啊,雷依. 刚才没注意到你.
Pete. Tobe. 彼得.托比
- It was a crappy job, anyway. - Yeah. -那份工作反正也没什么前途. -是啊.
Says the man dressed as a dinosaur. 连你这头恐龙都这么说了.
So, what are you gonna do? 那么,你今后有什么打算?
I don't know. I was thinking about maybe moving back home, -我不知道. -我在想是不是该搬回老家.
- taking that job at my uncle's place. - Why do you wanna do that? -在我叔叔那儿找份工作. -你想到哪里去了?
- We can get you another job here. - Where? -我们可以帮你在这儿另外搞到一份工作. -哪儿?
Barry Burp's Bubble Ride? Get you a job there easy. “巴利·波普的泡泡列车”怎么样? 帮你在那儿找份工作很容易.
- High turnover cos of the chlorine in the eyes. - Hmm! It is tempting. -因为有氯气会刺激眼睛,所以那里的工资很高 -嗯,听起来很诱人.
But there should be more to life than dressing up as a bubble. 但是人生不应该只满足于整天扮演一个泡泡.
Maybe it's time to get real. 或许该是面对现实的时候了
So... 那么…
In an ideal world, what would be your perfect job? 在一个理想化的世界里, 你最想要做什么工作?
- I don't know. Comic shop? - Oh, come on. Think bigger. -我不知道.漫画商店? -噢,拜托,志向大一点嘛.
Astronaut? 宇航员?
Yeah, cool! 很好,酷极了!
But I mean your absolute dream job? I mean, if there was... no limit. 但是我指的是你最梦寐以求的工作,我是说,如果没有任何的现实制约的话.
No limits? 没有任何制约?
Well, it's obvious. 这个嘛，太明显了
It's got to be Time Lord. 肯定是当一个“时间领主” （时间领主是出现在英国科幻电视剧《神秘博士》中的一个来自Gallifrey星球，具有人类外形的种族。时间领主的称谓得自于他们比宇宙中其他种族强大得多的在时间中旅行、甚至操纵时间的能力）
Oh, come to daddy! Ooh. What's that? 噢,终于来了!哈哈 出什么事了?
- Four minutes, 32. - That's bollocks. You led him on. -四分三十二秒 -乱讲.是你引导他说出来的.
- What's this? - It's a bet. -怎么回事? -我们打了个赌.
He reckons you'll mention time travel in under five minutes. 他认为你不出五分钟就要开始讲时间旅行了.
You're making bets on me? 你们在拿我打赌?
On the day I get fired, you're making bets on me? 而且是在我被炒鱿鱼的今天,你们居然拿我打赌?
He did. I didn't want to. 都是他.我本来不想的.
I do talk about other things. 我有谈到过其他的话题
What? Like sky-fi? 什么?比如 “科幻”?
How many times? It's not "sci-fi", Pete, it's "science fiction", 我说过多少遍了?那不叫“科幻”,彼得,那叫“科学幻想小说”.
or "SF", which can also stand for "speculative fiction". 或者也可以叫“科学推理小说”.
Jesus. And you wonder why you can't get laid. 我的天. 你知不知道你为什么把不到妹.
I can! 我能!
I do. 我可以!
Some girls are into science fiction. 有些女孩也很喜欢科学幻想小说的.
You see, that's your problem, Ray. Your ideal girl is you. 你看,这就是你的症结所在了,雷依. 你理想中的女孩就是翻版的你自己,
With tits. 再加上一对奶子而已
In fact, your ideal girl is him. 实际上,你理想的对象就是他.
I object to that! 我对此表示抗议!
Now that was a shit film. Someone should write and complain. 这电影真够烂的. 必须得有人写封信去指责一下.
"Dear Hollywood, you're shit." “亲爱的好莱坞,你们这些混蛋.”
How hard can it be to make a film that doesn't suck? 一部电影能给你们拍得如此垃圾也真是不容易.
I've got millions of great ideas. 我有数不清的优秀创意.
- Like what? - What? -比如? -啥?
Come on, I wanna hear one of your great ideas. 拜托,让我听一个你的“优秀创意”.
OK. 好吧.
Right. 行.
Prepare to be amazed. 叫你们大开眼界.
Ninja Yodeller. 日本忍者与瑞士山歌
Are you just, like, saying random words, Tobe? 托比,你刚才是胡乱挑选了两个单词吧?
No. Yodeller by day, ninja by night, you see? 不.瑞士山歌是白天唱的,日本忍者是夜间行动的,明白了没?
Oh, yeah, because the other way around would be really stupid. 呃,好吧,因为两者对调的话就显得很荒唐了.
No, you've got like ninjas who are really quiet, yeah? 不,你们都喜欢忍者,因为他们很安静,对吧?
Yodellers, really loud. There's a conflict for the character. 瑞士山歌的歌手却相当聒噪. 这两种角色之间存在冲突.
Torn between two worlds. 令人左右为难.
He's really thought about this. 他还真起劲了.
OK, you know the way sometimes you come up with a really shit idea 好吧,你知道吗,有时候当你提出一个奇傻无比的见解时,
like on purpose, to try and test us out? 我感到你简直像是在故意考验我们似的.
Yeah? 是吗?
Is this one? 这次到底是不是?
Yeah, you got me. 是啦,被你识破了.
- Nearly had you, though. - And him . -不过,差点就把你耍了. -还有他.
- Yeah. - Ninja yodeller. -没错. -日本忍者与瑞士山歌.
Ninja yodeller. 日本忍者与瑞士山歌.
- How is your real script going? - I'm doing most of the work up here. -你真正的剧本写得怎么样了? -我主要在这里面写作.
Besides, every writer needs to get out in the real world. 而且,每个作家都需要走进现实生活.
Have some experiences, fresh ones, to enrich his work. 获得一些体验,新鲜的体验,去丰富他的作品.
Really? I thought a writer needed to stay in and write. 是吗?我以为作家只需要呆在家里写就行了.
Yeah. That's the eternal enigma of creativity. 是啊.这是关于创造力来源的永恒之谜.
We should discuss it. In the pub. 咱们得进酒吧聊聊这个.
- Give me that. - Oi! -给我看看. -喂!
Oh, you thieving get! 噢,原来你盗用别人的观点啊呀!
- I said that! - All great writers steal. -这是我说过的. -所有伟大的作家都借用过别人的观点.
- Oh! Ray said that? - What? -噢,这是雷依说的吗? -什么?
Give it to me. Give me my book. 把它给我.把小册子还我.
Come on! 拜托!
You'll see. One day I'll be famous and then you'll be sorry. 你走着瞧.等哪一天我出名了,你就知道你错了.
"Dear Hollywood, please stop making so many crappy movies. “亲爱的好莱坞,请别制造这么多垃圾电影.
"Here are a few tips to help you out. “以下是一些忠告,可以帮你们的忙.
"One: story is king. Always has been, always will be." “第一:剧本才是王道.过去一直是,将来也永远是.
- This is eating into our drinking time. - OK. -这是在浪费我们喝酒的时间 -好的.
Er, remakes, Jude Law... 呃,首先要翻拍裘德·洛…
"Han shot first. 星战中Han第一个开枪的场景.
"More Firefly and/or Serenity. The end." 增拍电视剧《萤火虫》和《宁静号》. 完毕.
Well, that's Hollywood sorted. 嗯,让好莱坞按照这个来改进.
Shall we move on to the Middle East? 我们能不能把话题转向中东?
- Pen's running out. - Oh, always the way. -钢笔没水了. -噢,你老是这样.
- Nerds! - Hey! -科幻狂! -嘿!
Didn't we all agree to stop using the "N" word? 我们不是说好了不说“科幻狂”这个词的吗
I didn’t agree to anything. 我可没说过我同意.
"Nerd" is the word they use to keep us down. “科幻狂”是他们用来给我们浇冷水的词语
- You should use the term... "imagineer". - Yeah. -你应该用这个词…“幻想家” -是啊
That's the nerdiest thing I've ever heard! 这是我听过的最白痴的一个词.
You are just threatened. 你只是被吓到了
You're threatened because you don't understand our world. 你被吓到了,因为你不了解这个世界.
What's to understand? I saw one Star Trek film. 有什么好了解的? 我看过一部叫《星际迷航》的电影.
- I hated it, never looked back. - Really? Which one? -我很讨厌这部片,再也没看过第二遍. -真的?哪一部?
The first one with the big, gold robot and the little, fat mate. 跟主角一起的有一个很大的金色机器人还有一个又小又胖的男人.
- You mean Star Wars, don't you? - Do I? Aren't they the same thing? -你说的是《星球大战》吧? -是吗?这两部片不一样吗?
No. No, they're not. 不不不,不一样.
- He knows. - How would I know? I'm not a nerd. -他知道. -我怎么会知道?我又不是科幻狂.
Or even an imagineer. 更不是什么“幻想家”.
- Better. - I'm glad you're happy. -那更好. -我很高兴看到你们这么开心.
Whose round is it? 这次轮到谁埋单了?
Mm-mm!
- I got the last round. - I got the biscuits from the garage. -上次是我埋的单. -我请你吃过我车库里的饼干.
I paid for you to get into Scandals. 我花钱请你泡妞.
I paid for the cloakroom. 寄存衣帽的钱是我付的.
- I brought teabags round when you ran out. - I lent you my coat. -你茶包用完的时候是我给你带新的. -你向我借过大衣.
The snug's less busy. 去包间里面买比较不挤.
Can you get me some crisps? 顺便帮我带点薯片.
Thanks. 多谢.
He could wear stealth lederhosen. 他都够时间穿皮短裤了
- Jesus, you took your time! - Yes, I did. -天啊,你可真会磨蹭时间. -没错
- I'll get the next round. - Well done. I was impressed. -下次轮我请. -很好.我真是看透你了.
What? 怎么了?
It's a lot of effort to go to. I mean, I'm er... I'm rather touched. 这得费很大劲才能讲清楚. 我是说,我真的很感动.
What are you talking about? 你到底在说什么?
Cassie. Next door. She fed me her little story. 卡茜.隔壁的. 她给我讲了她的小故事.
- Cassie? - The girl in the snug. -卡茜? -包间里的那个女孩.
Come on, guys. Fit, funny, dodgy American accent. 拜托,伙计们. 好听的,有趣的,圆滑的美国口音.
- You set it up. - Just now? -这都是你设计的吧. -你说刚才?
Yeah. Look, whatever. I just want to say thank you. 当然.你瞧,不管怎样,我很想跟你说一声谢谢.
I think I might actually be in with a chance there. 我想我刚才可能真的有一点儿机会.
I see why you think it'd be a wind-up. 我明白你为什么以为你的艳遇已经结束了.
- You want to hear what happened or not? - Absolutely. -你们想不想听听刚才发生了什么? -非常渴望.
Go on. Make her double-jointed. 接着说.把她描述成关节可以360度转动的怪胎.
Ignore him. Come on. I want to hear it. 无视他.快点.我想听.
OK. 好的.
Hello, Ray. 你好,雷依.
Hi. 嗨.
Erm... I'm sorry. Do I know you? 呃…很抱歉.我认识你吗?
I'm Cassie. 我是卡茜.
You don't know me, but I know you very well. 你不认识我,但我非常了解你.
At least, I feel like I do. 至少,我是这么觉得.
I've read all about you. 我读过所有关于你的书.
- All about me? - Yeah. -所有关于我的书? -没错.
From your perspective, those books haven't been written yet, but er... 从你的角度来看,那些书还没有被写出来,但是…
Haven't been written yet, like from the future? 还没有被写出来,你是说在未来?
Exactly! 完全正确!
Ah. Ah, I see. 啊,我懂了.
- You're a time traveller. - Bingo! Yes. -你是一个时间旅行者. -答对啦!正是如此.
I didn't say I believed her. 我又没说我相信她.
- You've invented a girlfriend! - I have not. -你虚构了一个女朋友! -我没有.
"Time-travelling hottie visits time-travel fan." “当时间旅行辣妹遇上时间旅行狂.”
It's not a bad idea. 这创意不错.
- How far back in time have you come? - 150 years. -你来自从多远的未来? -150年后.
And where's your time machine? 那你的时间机器在哪?
Inside me. 在我体内.
Oh! That's handy, isn't it? 噢!那很便携,不是吗?
Is it like a little pill? 它是不是看上去类似一片药丸?
Uh, no, it's hard-wired into my bones which have been replaced with a polymer composite. 呃,不,它是采用硬连接技术植我的骨骼中,而这些骨骼早就已替换成了聚合材料.
So it's flexible, but very standard issue. 所以它是一种可塑性很强,但又符合标准化的部件.
Are you a space-lady? 你是不是一个女太空人?
Hello. Nanu. 哈罗.纳鲁
- Phone home. - No! -呼叫母星(《E.T》这部电影中的台词) -不是!
No, I repair time leaks. 不是,我是修补时间空洞的.
- Sounds exciting. - No. -听起来很刺激. -不.
No, it's not. Really. 不,一点也不刺激.真的
It's quite dull. 这工作很乏味.
- This is the only perk of the job. - What is? -这是这份工作唯一的特权. -什么?
Meeting famous people from history. 可以与历史上的名人见面.
Me? 我?
I read that you would be in here on this day, you know. 知道吗?我查阅到你今晚会在这儿.
I just couldn't pass up a chance of meeting Ray the Great. 我决不能错过一个与雷依大师见面的机会.
It's what she said. 她是这么说的.
- "Ray the Great"! - Shut up. -“雷依大师”! -闭嘴.
So, what other famous people, like me, have you met? 那…你还见过些其他什么名人,类似我这样的?
Have you met Einstein or Elvis? 你见过爱因斯坦或是猫王吗?
You know what you should do? You should go back and kill Hitler. 你知不知道我们应该干什么? 你应该回到过去,杀死希特勒.
- That's a classic. - That's also a time crime. -那才了不起. -那是一种时间犯罪.
- You're no fun. - Yeah. We call it editing. -你真没趣. -是啊.我们管这种行为叫做“改写”.
It's trying to erase people from history. 这种行为试图将一些人从历史上抹去.
- Like Hitler. - Yeah, like Hitler. -就比如希特勒. -对,就比如希特勒.
But, a lot of the time, it's more of a personal taste thing. 但是,很多时候,不能凭个人好恶行事.
Like, Paris Hilton? 比如,帕里斯·希尔顿?
Who? 你说谁?
Brilliant. 幸好.
Well, um, yeah, they try to erase them from history 呃,那个,他们试图把一些人从历史上抹掉,
just because they don't like them or don't like their songs or their films or whatever. 仅仅因为他们不喜欢这些人或是 他们唱的歌或是他们演的电影或是别的什么.
They are totally psychotic, Ray. 雷依,这完全是疯子的做法.
There's even one bunch of Editors who try to kill artists immediately after their greatest works. 甚至有一些改写者试图在艺术家 刚刚完成他最伟大的作品时把他杀掉.
I don't get it. 我不明白.
Well, it's to avoid a decline in quality. 嗯,这样做是要防止作品质量的下降.
It would be like killing, say... 举例来说,就好比..
Kevin Costner right after Dances With Wolves. 在凯文·科斯特纳(一个演员)拍完《与狼共舞》之后就把他杀掉.
- You could do Morrissey. - After The Smiths? -你也可以杀掉Morrissey(一个摇滚歌星,The Smiths乐队的主唱). -你是说在The Smiths乐队解散之后?
No. Just generally. 不.我只是泛指.
- George Lucas after Jedi? - Ooh! Empire, surely. -一拍完《绝地归来》就杀掉卢卡斯? -噢!当然是拍完《帝国反击战》就该杀了.
Mm-mm. You'd miss the Ewok battle. 嗯.那你不就错过了Ewok battle.
Who cares? 谁在乎呢?
I care. 我在乎.
Let's see how good your research really is. 让我看看你们的研究进展到什么地步了.
What is... the grandfather paradox? 什么叫做祖父悖论?
I... 我…
I've got to be honest with you, Ray, I didn't exactly finish the manual. 说实话吧,雷依.我连指导手册都还没真正看完呢.
It was like a brick. I'm more of a quick-start pamphlet kinda girl. 那玩意厚得像块砖头. 我是一个更倾向于使用简易指南的女孩.
Yes. Sure. I mean, who's got the time, you know? 是啊.当然. 我是说,大家时间都很紧嘛,对不对?
- It's only history we're messing with. - I'm not totally stupid. -我们只不过是在跟历史打交道. -我还没那么蠢.
I can safely talk to you because everyone knows you're obsessed with time travel. 我跟你谈天是很安全的,因为大家都知道你对时间旅行很着迷
So? 所以?
So, no one will believe you when you tell them about this. 所以呢,你就算跟别人谈起我,也不会有人相信的.
Very clever, Ray. 好聪明啊,雷依.
- Double bluff. I like it. - Still don't believe you. -双重陷阱,我喜欢. -我还是不相信你.
What about Chaos Theory? You do know about Chaos Theory? 那混沌理论怎么解释? 你应该知道混沌理论吧?
Oh! Yes, of course. 噢!当然知道.
Chaos Theory is the idea that all actions have consequences... 混沌理论是一种主张所有行为都将引起后果…
when you take that... quantum leap... 当你引发…量子跃进…
OK, erm, bit of advice. 等一下,呃,有一个小建议.
When you are talking about this stuff, speak with a bit more confidence about it. 当你说这些东西的时候,能不能讲得稍微自信一点.
OK, well, I will. 好的,行,我会的.
I'll bear that in mind, thank you. 我会牢牢记住这一点的.谢谢你.
Chaos Theory is the idea that tiny things can have huge consequences. 混沌理论是这样一种观点,它认为微小的事物能够引发巨大的后果.
Because you delayed me going through, 由于你耽搁了我路过这儿的时间,
all the things I was going to do have been delayed subsequently. 所有我接下来要做的事情都将被顺次推迟.
That has a knock-on effect, which can totally change the future. 这将引起连锁反应,彻底改变未来.
So, so wait, that means you're going to drink your pint a bit later 所以,等一下,你的意思是说你会推迟喝酒的时间.
which means you're going to go to the bathroom a little bit later. 从而你会推迟上厕所的时间.
My God, Ray, you're right. That's terrible, we're all doomed! 我的天啊,雷依,你说对了. 这太可怕了.我们真该死.
Do you have any idea how rare it is to find a girl who's into science fiction 你有没有想过,找到一个喜欢科学幻想小说
who doesn't have everything pierced? 而不爱说破真相的女孩有多难吗?
How do you know I haven't? 你怎么知道我不说破真相?
Um, listen, you should come through. Join us. 呃,听着,你可以过来,跟我们一起坐坐.
I'll tell the guys what a good job you did. 我会告诉那两个家伙你刚才演得多像.
Have they paid you yet? I could get you a tip. 他们付过你钱了没? 我可以给你点小费.
Not in a stripper kind of way because you're not a stripper, obviously. 不是给脱衣舞娘的那种小费,因为你很明显不是一个脱衣舞娘.
But you'd make a fine one. I'm sure you'd look great in a... 不过你要是肯去跳脱衣舞的话,我敢保证你会穿得非常…
Well put. 好看.
No. Thank you. I have to go actually. 不了,谢谢.其实我得走了.
Oh, no. What's the rush? 哦,别,干嘛这么急啊?
I've got a time leak to find, remember? 还记得吗?我得去找一个时间空洞.
Of course. 当然.
OK. Er, well... I'll see you later, then. 好的,呃,那么… 我们晚些时候再会吧.
Hey, in the future maybe. 呵呵,也可能是在未来.
Yeah, maybe. 是啊,有可能.
Could you? I'm sorry. 你能不能? 抱歉.
Thanks. 谢谢
Bye, Ray. 再见了,雷依.
Bye. 再见
Not bad. Not bad at all. 不坏嘛,一点儿也不坏.
Can't really say I'm buying the time-travelling skeleton thing. 我实在没法相信这种时间旅行题材的玩意.
A bit too Terminator. 有点太《终结者》了
No, but I like the sexy time traveller. 是啊.不过我喜欢性感的时间旅行者.
- How does it end? - I don't know because I'm not making it up. -结局怎么设置? -我不知道因为这不是我编的.
- She was real. - I know what it is. -她真有其人. -我知道这是怎么一回事.
You know how you can pay a prostitute to act things out for you? 你知道怎样能够花钱雇一个妓女来为你演这场戏吗?
No, I don't. 不,我不知道.
Someone who knows Ray well treated him to a time-travelling hooker! 某个跟雷依很熟的人好心雇了一个妓女来满足他的心愿!
She was nice! 她是良家女子!
You didn't even sleep with her. That was probably in with the price. 你甚至没跟她上床. 这一项可能已经包括在花费里面了.
- She wasn't a prostitute. - You should have slept with her. -她不是妓女. -你应该跟她上床的.
- You know why? - Why? -你知道为什么吗? -为什么?
Cos she'd have shagged you into the middle of next week. 因为她很可能会跟你一直缠绵到下个礼拜.
Eh? Eh? Come on. Come on. 呃?呃?拜托.拜托.
Thank you. Thank you. 谢谢大家.
My name's Pete and I'll be here all week. 我的名字叫彼得. 我要在这儿待上一个星期.
Down those and we'll catch last orders at The King's Head. 把酒喝完.然后咱们要去The Kings’s Head酒店吃夜宵.
I'm going to take a leak. 我要去嘘嘘一下.(一语双关,take a leak也影射时间空洞)
- Oh! Because of the future thing? Ah. - Mm. 哦!是因为未来世界的事情吗? -嗯.
?? Every now and then I fall apart
?? And I need you now, tonight
?? And I need you more than ever
?? And if you'll only hold me tight
?? We'll be holding on forever
?? And we'll only be making it right
?? Cos we'll never be wrong
?? Together we can take it to the end of the line
?? Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
?? I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark
?? We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks
?? I really need you tonight
?? Forever's gonna start tonight
?? Once upon a time I was falling in love
?? Now I'm only falling apart
?? There's nothing I can say
?? A total eclipse of the heart
?? Now I'm only falling apart
?? There's nothing I can say
?? A total eclipse of the heart ??
Oh, my God. 我的天啊!
It's me. 那是我.
?? ... total eclipse of the heart
?? A total eclipse of the heart ??
- Are we off, then? - Oh, shit! -我们是不是该走了? -哦,真该死!
I will see your time-travelling hottie and raise you a pub full of bodies. 我看到你那个时间旅行小辣妹还有一屋子的死尸.
Is that piss on your jeans? 你裤子上那一片是不是尿湿的?
No. Not all of it. 不是.不全是.
Bollocks. 胡说八道.
Couldn't this be the leak your woman was looking for? 这难道不可能正是你的马子要找的那个空洞吗
- So you believe me now, do you? - I still don't, for the record. -所以你现在相信我了,是吧? -我还是不能正式相信.
After what I've just seen, I'll believe anything. 在看到了我所看到的一切之后,我现在什么都信了.
Guys, I just saw my own dead face. 伙计们,我刚刚看到了我自己死时的脸.
Whoo-ooh-ooh!
Go in yourself. You'll see. 自己进去试试.你会亲眼看见的.
I don't know. I mean... First a future woman, and now this. 我不知道,我是说… 一开始是一个未来的女人,然后现在又是这个.
It's, it's like a time-travel murder mystery. 这,这就好像一个时间旅行谋杀之谜.
- You guys... - It's not me! -你们这两个… -跟我没关系!
- Are you winding us up? - No. -你是不是故意耍我们? -不是.
Look, something very bad is gonna happen. 听着,有些非常严重的事情即将发生.
I've just had a premonition of my own death. 我刚才对自己的死亡有一种预感.
Then why don't you just leave? If you're so spooked, why don't you just run away? 那为什么你不直接离开?如果你被吓成这样,你干嘛不拔腿就跑?
- Go home? - Right. -跑回家? -正解.
Because it's not tonight. The other me, the dead me, he had a beard. 因为那不是今天晚上的事.另一个我,那个死掉的我,他长着胡须.
Oh, I see. Little beard. 哦,我懂了,小胡子.
A tenner says something happens when you go in. 赌十英磅,如果进去之后有事发生的话.
Another bet? What trick have you got up your sleeve, Petey? 又打赌?你葫芦里到底卖的什么药,彼得?
This is great. 我觉得挺好.
Come on. Let's all go. 快点吧.咱们一起去.
No chance. I'm staying right here. 没门.我要待在这儿.
Well, get my money ready. 行,准备输钱吧你.
- Come on. - Are we going to go in? Brilliant! -走吧. -我们真的要进去?真是明智的抉择
- Are those two dead? - What? What do you mean? -那两个人死了没? -什么?你说什么?
Are those two dead? 那两个人死了没有?
Oh. No, not yet. 噢,没呢,暂时还没.
- Whaa! - Bollocks! -哇! -胡来!
Pack it in! 住手!
- Hello, Petey. Change your mind? - No. Just going to watch from here. -好啊,彼得.改主意了? -不.只想站在这儿旁观.
Eurgh! It certainly smells like someone died. 这味道臭得真像有具死尸.
Shit-shit-shit! What the fuck are you doing? 该死,该死,该死! 你他妈在干嘛?
If you've got anything planned, you'll get it. 如果你耍什么把戏的话,叫你自食其果.
I haven't got anything planned. Will you let me out? 我没什么把戏,请你让我出去好吗?
Nope. 不可能.
Oh, shit. I'm in again. Oh, shit. 哦,混蛋.我又进来了.哦,该死.
- Ray, check the loos. - What? -雷依,检查一下那些隔间. -什么?
He's probably got some bloke in a Scream mask. 他很可能叫人戴什么吓人的面具藏在里面.
Or something even more brilliant. 或者是比这高级一点的玩意
Ooh! It really does stink in here. 天哪,真的好臭啊.
- You might as well just pay me now. - Oh, it's like a dung-ey, zoo-ey kind of... -你也可以现在就付钱给我 -哦,这闻起来好像大便的味儿…
- It's Pete's bullshit you can smell. - Listen! -你闻的不是屎,是彼得的寂寞. -听好!
This isn't a wind-up. 我没有耍你们.
Do you really want to see the future? 你们真的想看见未来?
I'd love to. 非常想
OK. You've got to do exactly what I did. 那行,你们必须重复我做过的步骤.
What do you mean? 你什么意思?
?? If you'll only hold me tight
?? We'll be holding on forever...
I can't believe I'm doing this. 我真不敢相信我居然这么做了.
I feel like I'm doing the conga at a really shit party. 我怎么感觉我们好像在什么派对上跳康茄舞似的.
?? Cos we'll never be wrong...
- Is this really necessary? - I don't know, it might be. -这些步骤真的是必要的吗? -我不知道,可能是必要的.
- Don't look. I can't do it. - I wasn't looking. -别看我,不然我尿不出来. -我没看.
?? Together we can make it to the end of the line
?? Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time...
Right, hold on. 好了,等一等.
For what? There must be easier ways of making money. 等什么?你为了那几块钱不值得如此大费周章的.
- It's a science experiment. - Mm-hm. -我们在做一个科学实验.
Now, hold on tight for this bit. 现在,抓紧这儿.
?? I don't know what to do I'm always in the dark
?? We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks...
Here's an idea. Instead of a time machine that runs on karaoke and urine, 我有个想法.比起这种靠卡拉OK和尿尿来启动的时间机器,
maybe they could have one with a dial, with dates on it. 或许他们更应该发明那种数字操纵的,能够显示日期的机器.
Something crazy like that. 这种事太疯狂了.
?? I really need you tonight...
Oh, God! 哦,天哪!
?? Forever's gonna start tonight...
?? Once upon a time I was falling in love
?? Now I'm only falling apart...
Pete, do you really do this every time you take a piss? 彼得,你真的每次小便都要重复这些步骤吗?
- Tenner says something happens. - Yeah! -赌十英磅,现在已经出事了. -没错.
But it's gotta be something definite, like, say, a pub full of dead people. 但是必须是那种很明确的变化,比如说,一屋子死人什么的.
Not just some bollocks weirdy feeling. 而不是一些胡说八道的异常感觉之类的.
OK. 行.
?? Nothing I can say
?? A total eclipse... of the heart ??
- What's that I can hear? - Ssshh. Wait. -我听见什么了? -嘘,等一下.
Oh, come on. What are they, the talking dead? 噢,拜托. 难道说死人正在聊天?
Oh, my God! Everyone's still alive. 天哪,怎么大家都活得好好的呀.
I don't know what happened out there, but I feel dirty. 我不知道厕所里发生过什么事,我只知道那里脏死了.
I'm going to get some peanuts now. 我要去买点花生米来.
- Pay up. - Didn't shake hands. -愿赌服输. -别拉我的手.
- What are you, 12? - Look, I swear to you, I saw myself right here. -你多大了,12岁? -听着,我发誓,我绝对在这里看到我自己了.
Story is king. 剧本才是王道.
Always has been, always will be. 过去一直是,将来也永远是.
This is eating into our drinking time. 这是在浪费我们喝酒的时间
Oh! Hey. 噢,喂.
- Someone's got our seats, Ray. - Have they? Our stuff's over there. -有人占了我们的座了,雷依. -真的?咱们的东西还在那儿呢.
- They looked familiar, didn't they? - Just a bit. -他们看起来很眼熟,不是吗? -也就一点点.
There's spare seats in the snug. 包间里有空座.
- That's not really the problem. - What is the problem? -那不是问题所在 -究竟出了什么问题？
I think you'd better go and have a look. 我想你最好亲自过去看一下
Shall we move on to the Middle East? 我们能不能把话题转向中东
Pen's running out. 钢笔没水了
Always the way. 你老是这样
- Nerds! - Hey! -科幻狂 -嘿
Didn't we all agree to stop using the "N" word? 我们不是说好了不说“科幻狂”这个词的吗
I didn't agree...
"Nerd" is the word they use to keep us down. “科幻狂”是他们用来给我们浇冷水的词语
You should use the term "imagineer". -你应该用这个词…“幻想家”
Shall we get the fuck out of here? 我们能不能离开这鬼地方
- So, what do we do now, Ray? - What? -那么，现在我们该怎么办，雷依 -什么
- This is your thing. - This is not my thing. -你对这种事情很有研究 -我哪有什么研究
My thing is reading books about this shit, not actually being in it. 我只是读了一些关于这方面的狗屁书籍，并非真的很懂
What about the rules? There's always rules, isn't there? 有没有什么禁忌 总有些禁忌吧，不是吗
- Yeah, but it depends who you read. - Well, even I know some rules. -有是有，但这取决于你读的是谁的书 -这个，连我都知道一些禁忌
- Like what? - You can't tread on any butterflies. -比如什么 -你不能踩死任何一只蝴蝶
Not just butterflies, you can't kill anything in the past, 不只是蝴蝶 身处“过去”的你不能杀死任何生物
because it wipes out all its descendants and you could end up wiping out the whole human race. 因为这会消灭掉它所有的后代，最后可能引起人类的灭绝
Don't sleep with anyone. It ends up being your mum or gran. 别跟任何人上床 对方可能是你老妈或是奶奶
- That's just sick! - It's still tonight. -真是太恶心了 -现在还是今晚
We haven't gone back to The Blitz. 我们没有倒退到二战时期
- You asked for rules, I'm giving you rules. - Don't kill anything, don't fuck anything. -你问我有什么禁忌，我正在告诉你禁忌 -不要杀死任何生物，不要跟任何人上床
- What else? - Don't touch yourself. -还有没有别的 -别碰你自己
My mind is on other things right now. 我已经元神出窍了
No. I mean, don't touch the other us. 不，我的意思是说，别碰另外一个你
We can't bump into or speak to the earlier us. 我们不能与早前的我们碰面或是谈话
Why? Couldn't we just warn them not to go into the bog? 为什么？我们不是可以去警告他们，叫他们别进厕所吗
No, we can't, because that would cause a paradox. 不，我们不能 因为那样会引发悖论
- A what? - If they don't go into the bogs, -引发什么 -如果他们没有进入厕所
they don't go back in time, and if that doesn't happen then we cease to exist. 他们就不会回到过去，而如果此事没有发生，我们也就不存在了
It's a variant on the grandfather paradox. 这是祖父悖论的一种变体
Fucking hate sci-fi. 我恨死科幻了
Science fiction. 是科学幻想小说
So, do we go back in the toilets? 那么，我们是不是要回到厕所里
No! That could take us anywhere. 不！那样我们可能会被带到任意地方去
But last time it took him back to where he started, didn't it? 但是上一次厕所把他带回了出发点，不是吗
Yeah, but it also took me to a room full of dead bodies. 对，但是它也曾把我带进一间满是死人的屋子
- He's right, it's not predictable. - Where does that leave us, Ray? -他是对的，这无法预测 -那我们现在该怎么办，雷依
I think I've got an idea. 我想到一个办法了
Hiding in a cupboard? Yeah. 藏在衣橱里？ 没错
That's going to stop me being dead? It's simple. 这样就能保我不死？ 很简单
We wait for the earlier us to go into the loos and disappear into the past. 我们等到较早版本的我们进厕所并消失在虚空中的时候再出来
How long d'you think that's gonna be? About another half an hour. 你觉得我们需要等多久 大概再半个小时吧
Oh, you're joking. My neck is killing me already. 噢，你在开玩笑 我的脖子难受死了
Ow, ow. Hot! 哦，哦，烫
Bugger. Ow! Can I sit down? 你这同性恋！ 我能坐下来吗
I don't know. Can you? 我不知道，能吗
Oh! 哦
No pulling! 别拉
Oh, I think I found a light. 噢，我想我摸到灯光了
- Maybe leave the light off. - Yeah. -也许应该把灯关掉 -对
Anyone want a peanut? 有人想要花生米吗
No. 不
I really thought time travel would be a bit more thrilling than this. 我原以为时间旅行应该比这要稍微刺激一点吧
Mm. I know what you mean. 我明白你的意思
Oh! Oh, no, wait a minute. 哦，不，等一下
- Oh, my God! - What? -哦，天哪 -怎么了
We're half an hour in the past. She's still here. 我们正在半个小时之前 她还在这儿
Oh! 哦
Have they paid you yet? I could get you a tip. 他们付过你钱了没？ 我可以给你些小费
Not in a stripper kind of way because obviously you're not a stripper. 不是给脱衣舞娘的那种小费， 因为你很明显不是一个跳衣舞娘
But you'd make a fine one. I'm sure you'd look great in a... 但是如果你愿意跳脱衣舞的话。我敢保证你一定会穿得…
Wait a minute. 等一下
What's this? 又怎么了
I can-I can feel a fir tree through here! 我，我摸到一棵浑身都是皮毛的树
There's... 有一个…
There's a whole other world back here with-with snow and thorns and talking lions. 这后面有一个完全不同的世界，那儿有雪，有荆棘，还有会说话的狮子
Is there? 真的？
No! 假的.
Dick. 混蛋
I love Narnia. 我喜欢《纳尼亚传奇》
Bye, Ray. 再见，雷依
Cassie! Cassie! 卡茜
Ray, I really have to go. 雷依，我真的得走了
Oh, no, no, no! You think I'm him? 哦，不不不 你以为我是他？
I'm not him. I mean, obviously, I am. 我不是他. 我是说，很明显，我是他
We really need your help. First of all, I now believe you are a time traveller. 我们真的很需要你的帮助. 首先，我现在相信你是一个时间旅行者
Sorry about doubting you there and sorry about the whole stripper, space-woman thing. 很抱歉我刚才怀疑你，而且还说了那些什么脱衣舞娘和女太空人的话
OK. 很好
And second of all, I think we found your time leak. 其次，我想我们找到了你说的时间空洞
It's in the gents. 它就在厕所里
Oh, oh, very good. Very good. 哦，哦，非常好，非常好
- So the leak is... - In a toilet. -所以空洞… -就在厕所里
Yes, yes! It seems the universe has a sense of humour. 对的，对的。看上去好像宇宙开了个大玩笑
And it's very funny and quick too. 那确实很有趣，而且传送的速度貌似很快
You don't believe me. 你不相信我
Touché. 说的对
Oh, no. No, no! 哦，不不不
This is for real, OK? Pete saw dead bodies in the pub. 这是真的，好不好？ 彼得曾看见酒吧里全是死尸
OK, well, I've got to go climb back into my spaceship and disappear. 好了，就这样吧，我必须爬回我的飞船然后走人了
Look, why else would I have two men in this cupboard? 瞧，若非如此，我有什么理由要藏两个大男人在衣橱里
I'll see you around, future boy. 我会再见到你的，未来小子
Wait, Cassie! Cassie! 等等，卡茜！卡茜
I think it's time we had another little chat, Ray. 我想是时候我们再谈谈了，雷依
- So you're sure we're OK out here? - Yes, we're fine. -就是说你确定我们在外面没事 -没错，我们很安全
No one's due out in the garden for another 23 minutes. 根据记载没有人会在23分钟内来这个花园
- OK. Good. - Huh. 行，太好了
This is a bit of a new look for you. 你这造型有点令人耳目一新啊
- Do you like it? - Yes. -你喜欢吗？ -喜欢
I mean, you know, it's very nice. Very quick too. 我觉得这一切很美好，也很突然
Well, not from my point of view. 这个，从我的角度来看并非如此
It actually took quite a bit of time to sort all this out. 实际上我花了不少时间才把整件事情厘清楚
- Oh, yeah? How long? - Six months. -哦，是吗？多长时间？ -六个月.
So, you just went through the door, went into the future for six months 就是说，你就这么穿过那扇门到了未来，一去就是六个月
- and then came back out... - One second after I left you. -然后你又回到… -我离开你的一秒钟后
Wow! 喔
Oh, thank you. 谢谢
So, it's erm... 那么，就是说…
It's all sorted, then, with the time leak and dead bodies? 一切都搞清楚了，关于时间空洞，还有屋子里的死尸，对吧？
Yep. All sorted. 对的，一切都搞定了
Are you sure? 你确定？
Ray, I didn't spend the last six months just dyeing my hair. 雷依，我在这过去的六个月里可不是把时间都花在染头发上
I'm a professional. 我可是专业人员
Hmm.
So, what was all this about, then? 那么，这一切究竟是怎么回事
I'm sorry, I can't tell you. 很抱歉，我不能告诉你
What. Why not? 什么？为什么不行？
That knowledge is anachronous to your time period. 这段知识不应该出现在你的时代
That sounded like you really knew what you were talking about. 听起来你确实明白你在说什么
I know. I know! 我知道。我知道
It's great, isn't it? 棒极了，不是吗
I did what you told me and started saying everything with confidence 我照你说的去做了，从那以后我无论说什么都充满自信
even if I don't have a clue. 就算我心里其实毫无头绪
It's just had an amazing effect. I even got a promotion. 这产生了惊人的效果 我居然获得了擢升
Really? 真的吗
You got a promotion? 你升迁了？
Well, I got off probation. 是啊，我脱离见习期了
Mmm. That's pretty much the same. 呃，那差别就不太大了
Yeah. 是啊
And what did you reckon to me avoiding that paradox in there? 那么你对我应该怎样摆脱目前的困境有什么看法
- Ray, you hid in a cupboard. - I thought I did well under the circumstances. -雷依，你躲在一个衣橱里 -我以为在当时的情况之下我做得很好
I mean, sure, I don't have a manual to ignore. 我的意思是，我没有你那种指导手册可以拿来视而不见
Will you stop it with the manual? 你能不能别再提指导手册的事了
So, how do we get back to the right time? 那么，我们究竟怎样才能回到正确的时间点
Well, er, we're nearly there, anyway. 不管怎么说，我们已经正在接近正确的时间点了
- So we just wait? - Yeah. -所以我们就这样干等着？ -没错
In the cupboard? 在衣橱里？
I'm afraid so. 恐怕是的
No glowing portal? 没有发光的入口？
No vortex? No big star ship? 没有大漩涡？也没有大型星际战舰？
Just sit and wait in the cupboard? 就这么坐在衣橱里面干等就行了？
Yeah. 没错
Not exactly the glamour that I had expected from time travel. 这和我期待中的时间旅行的魅力相去甚远
I did warn you. 我早就提醒过你了
Any chance I could wait out here with you? 我可以和你在一起在这儿等吗
Why? 为什么
Just, erm, because... 就是，呃，因为…
It's better than wedging myself in a cupboard with two very sweaty men. 这总比把我塞进衣橱里和两个一身汗臭的大男人挤在一起好多了
- Not a good thing. - No. No, I imagine not. -不是什么好事 -是啊，我也这么觉得
So, we'll just hang out here for a while. 那我们就在这儿闲晃一会儿吧
Yeah. That would be nice. 嗯，那样挺好的
I thought you said we had 20 minutes. 我记得你说过我们有二十分钟时间的
Yeah. 没错
Oh, it's... not a problem. 不过，这…不算什么问题
Uh, I'm just going to go check that out and maybe you should get back in that cupboard. 呃，我要去查一下哪里出了毛病。也许你应该回到那个衣橱里
- But everything's going to be OK? - Ray, relax. I told you, I'm a professional. -但是一切都会好起来，对吗？ -雷依，放轻松。我告诉过你，我是专业人员
Well, they do say that things taste better outside. 那个，人们常说在户外谈情说爱感觉会更美妙
Thank God. 感谢老天
Things taste better outside. 在户外谈情感觉更美妙
Twat. 傻瓜
- Hang on. - Pack it in. -等等 -住手
This is it. 就是这儿
Hello, Petey. Change your mind? 好啊，彼得，你改变主意了？
No. Just gonna watch from here. 没，我只想在这儿旁观
Shit-shit-shit! What the fuck are you doing? 该死，该死，该死 你他妈在干嘛
- Where are you going? - I need a piss. -你要去哪儿 -我要撒泡尿
- You can't go in there! - You said your woman fixed it. -你不能进去！ -你不是说你的马子已经搞定这一切了
I'm sure she has, but the other us might still be in there. 我相信她搞定了 但是另外几个我们可能还在里面
-Oh, my... - Just go to the ladies. -噢，真他妈… -你去女厕所就好了
Ladies? 女厕所？
I'm confused. 我真不理解
You're pissing in the ladies, of course you're confused. 你正在女厕所里小便，当然理解不了
So, the other versions of us have gone back in time and become us. 现在，另外一个版本的我们已经回到过去并成为了我们
Oh, you see? You say that like it makes sense. 你亲眼看见了？ 你说得好像这些有什么意义似的
To me it's just crazy talk. 对我来说，这全都是疯言疯语
I quite like it in the ladies. 我挺喜欢这女厕所的
I'm so confused. 我一点也不理解
Look, Pete, don't worry about it. 听着，彼得， 别担心
All you need to know is that we're back in the right time 你只需要知道我们终于回到了正确的时间点
and everything is going to be OK. 一切都将恢复正常
Did you get that girl's number, Ray? 你有没有留那个女孩的电话号码，雷依
Oh, shit. 噢，见鬼
- You said she had fixed it. - She said she had. -你说过她已经搞定了 -她是这么说的
Maybe she didn't expect us to go into the ladies. 也许她没料到我们会进女厕所
And we didn't do that conga thing. 而且我们没跳康茄舞
Yeah, maybe that wasn't vital. 是的，也许这错误还不算致命
- Oh, fuck this, lads. - No, Pete, wait! Oh! -去他妈的，小伙子们 -别，彼得，等等！噢
- Maybe he's got the right idea. - Yeah, maybe. -也许他是对的 -嗯，也许
Don't go in! 别进去！
Oh! Oh, thank God! 噢！噢，谢天谢地
It's so good to see you again, at last! 终于我又见到你们了，实在是太好了
- What the hell happened to you? - I don't want to talk about it. -你到底出什么事了 -我不想谈论这个
Let's never speak of this again. 咱们永远不要再提这件事了
Er, Pete... 呃，彼得…
- Have you got shit on you? - Yeah! -你身上沾屎了吗？ -没错
They won't attack you if you wear their scent. 只要你散发和它们一样的气味， 它们就不会攻击你
- Who won't? - I don't want to talk about it. -谁要攻击你？ -我再也不想提这件事了
Ray, what shall we do now? 雷依，我们现在该怎么办
Don't know. 不知道
- Shall we go back into the toilets? - Yeah. -我们是不是该回到厕所里 -嗯
No! 别！
It's not safe. 那儿不安全
We need weapons and food. 我们需要武器和食物
What the hell did happen to you? 你究竟经历了些什么
I really don't want to talk about it. 我真的不想再提这件事
All I will say is that weapons and food would be a really good idea. 我只想告诉你们找到武器和食物是目前最好的策略
Oh! Maybe we'll have a look around for weapons and food first. 也许我们可以先四处找找看有没有武器和食物
Yeah. Sounds like a plan. 嗯。听起来是个办法
What do you think happened? 你觉得发生了什么事
- You're a little bit excited, aren't you? - A little bit. -你有点兴奋，是不是？ -有一点吧
Come on, it's the... It's the future. 拜托，这…这可是未来世界
I've always wanted to go there. 我一直想来这儿
Not alone any more. 只身一人你就不想来了
No more running. No more hiding. No more bad dreams. 再也不用逃跑，不用东躲西藏，不用夜夜做噩梦
You know, for someone who really doesn't want to talk about it, 你知道吗，有些人虽然极力避免谈论某事，
he can be quite chatty, can't he? 但他仍然免不了在话里行间透露出来，不是吗？
Weapons and food. That's what we need. 武器和食物 这是我们所需要的物资
Crisp, anyone? 薯片，有没人想来一点？
Have you checked the sell-by date on those? 你查看过销售日期没有
May... 2094年…
...2094. 五月…
How do they taste? 味道怎么样
Off. 变质了
So, whose round is it? 那么，这次轮谁埋单
- Ah... - Er...
Guys... 伙计们
- I think I've seen us. - What? -我想我见过我们 -什么
One time I bumped into three guys who were dressed like this. 有一次我撞见三个家伙穿成这样
Like we are now. 就跟我们现在的打扮一样
Only I didn't recognise us. 只不过我没有认出来
Us? In the future? 我们？在未来？
- Must have been. - But we've only just put these on. -应该是 -但是我们才刚把这些衣服穿起来
It's time travel. Shit like that happens. 是时间旅行惹的祸 乱七八糟的事情全发生了
Did we look well? 那我们看上去怎么样
Yeah, I suppose so. 还好，我觉得
Too busy running in the other direction to notice. 我忙着往另一个方向跑，就没仔细看
Come on. Let's get back to the toilets. 拜托 咱们还是回厕所里去吧
Whoa, whoa! What? But we've only just got here. 喂，喂，什么 可是我们才刚来这里一会儿
I think we've all got the idea, haven't we? 我觉得我们已经统一认识了，不是吗？
The future is broken. 未来已经被破坏了
We have to have a little look around. I mean, how can we not? 我们必须察看一下四周 我的意思是，为什么不呢？
Are you serious? 你是认真的吗
- Have you actually looked out there? - This might just be a bad area. -你有真正看过外面的世界吗 -这儿可能只是一片荒芜区
In a bad area, windows get put through, kids drink on corners. 在荒芜区，窗户玻璃都碎光了，小孩们躲在角落里喝酒，
That is the end of the fucking world! 外面就是这该死的世界的尽头
Ray, don't you want to go home? 雷依，难道你不想回家吗
Of course I do. Just, you know, in a little while. 我当然想了 只是，你也知道，再过一小会儿罢了
The way home isn't out there, it's in there, and I want to go home. 回家的路不在外面， 而是在里面，而我只想回家
I really do, and every time I go in and come out, I pray I'll be in the right time. 我真的好想。每一次当我进去、出来时，我都在祈祷回到正确的时间点
One day I will be. 总有一天我会回去的
Pete, exactly how long have you been doing this? 彼得，准确地说你究竟在里面尝试了多久
Long enough to know it's better to hunt in packs. 久到你不想知道 我们最好结队打猎
- That doesn't sound good. - So they can't attack from behind. -听起来不太妙 -这样它们才无法从背后偷袭
Or that. 也对
Let's just sit down, all right, in the warm 让我们坐下，好吗，取取暖，
and-and-and wait for rescue, OK? 然后，然后，然后等待救援，好吗？
Rescue? No one knows we're here. 救援？没人知道我们在这儿
At least out there there might be someone who can help us. 至少在外面 可能有人能帮我们
- Like who? - I don't know. Like... -比如谁 -我不知道，比如…
Oh, like friendly future people with huge heads. 比如友好的长着大脑袋的未来人
You're living in a dream world, both of you. 你们都活在幻想世界里，你们俩都是
I'm going to go and get a bit of wood. 我去取点木头来
Thanks, Pete. 谢谢，彼得
Not for the fire. I'm going to turn this into a spear. 不是拿来烧火的 我要用来做成长矛
And when I get back, you two, you'd better be ready to go, 等我回来的时候，你们俩最好准备好出发
because I'm not going alone again. 因为我决不会单独一人走的
What's up with you? 你是怎么了
What? 什么
How many times have we talked about seeing the future, Tobe? 托比，我们谈论过多少次，想看一看未来？
I'm not going out there. 我才不打算出去
Those look like the sort of streets monsters run down. 那些长的像街头怪兽的东西会跑下来
Besides, I haven't really got the right shoes on for the rubble. 而且，我也没有穿适合爬碎石堆的鞋
There's always something, isn't there? 你总是有各种借口，是吧
"Oh, I couldn't send my script out, the margins were too wide." “噢，我没法寄出我的剧本，因为页边太宽了。”
"I couldn't go to that job interview, there was a spot on my elbow." “我没法参加那场面试，我的胳膊肘上沾了一个污点。”
"I can't go exploring, it's the end of the world." “我没法去探险，那儿已经是世界的尽头了。”
That last one is quite a good one. 最后那个借口挺不错的
No, it's fine. You just... You just wait there. 没关系，你就呆在那儿
For rescue. 等你的救援吧
And you call yourself an imagineer. 亏你还管自己叫“幻想家”
Ray? 雷依
Ray! 雷依
Toby! 托比
Pete! 彼得
What's going on? Are you OK? 出什么状况？你还好吗？
Is everything all right out here? 外面是不是一切正常
Oh, my God. 哦，天哪
What does it mean, Ray? What does it mean? 那是什么意思，雷依 那是什么意思
- It's us. - Do you think? -是我们 -你这么认为？
Your woman said you'd get famous, right? 你的马子说你会出名的，对吧
Well, maybe we all do. 这个，可能我们全都会出名
- What for? - I don't know. -因为什么 -我不知道
Maybe we form a band. 可能我们组建了一支乐队
Can anybody play anything? 有没有人会弹奏什么乐器
Maybe we learn. 可能我们后来学的
And maybe it's not a band. 也可能那不是一支乐队
Do you think they did it from photos or do you think we posed? 你们觉得他们是根据照片画的，还是根据真人摆POSE画的？
- We're dressed as we are now. - Yeah, that's a headfuck. -我们的装束和现在一样 -是啊，真够晕的
Whoa!
- What was that? - What was what? -那是什么 -什么那是什么
A noise. 有响声
There is no noise. 没有任何响声
Pete? 彼得
Shit. What the fuck was that? 妈的。到底是什么东西
- Sounded like mandibles. - What?! -听起来像颚骨的声音 -什么
- It's what insects eat with. - I know what mandibles are! -颚骨是昆虫用来咀嚼的器官 -我知道颚骨是什么
Big insects. 巨型昆虫
There was another sound, like a moaning sound. 还有另外一种声音 像是呜咽声
Big, moaning insects. Back to the toilets! 巨大的，呜咽着的昆虫 快退回厕所里去
No, wait. We don't know that for sure. 不，等等，我们还没有确定
- It needn't be insects. It could be... anything. - Right. It could be my big friendly future people. -那不一定是昆虫，它可能是别的东西 -说得对，也可能是长着大脑袋的友好的未来人
You know, with their spindly bodies and their huge hands. 想想看，有着细长身子和巨大手掌的未来人
- I think we got a little bit spooked over nothing. - Shh! Things can come in here as well. -我觉得我们是自己吓自己 -嘘！怪物也能进到这儿来的
- What kind of things? - Sshh. -是什么样的怪物 -嘘
No, no! I will not sshhh! You are freaking me out. 不，别给我“嘘嘘嘘”的 你真是气死我了
- Toby, leave him alone. - No, no, Ray. Look at him. -托比，让他静一静 -不，不，雷依，你看看他
He's covered in shit and scared shitless. Don't you think it'd be handy to know what did that? 他全身沾满屎，被吓得魂不附体。你不认为我们应该 捎带了解一下是什么把他变成这个样子的吗
Aren't you just a little curious about how come he's... 你难道就没有一点点好奇到底他…
Sshh! 嘘
One time I came in here and went out through that door. 有一次我进来之后又走出那扇门
And I fell... 然后我突然下坠
It must have been when ground level was different, 40 feet different. 那一次的地面海拔不一样，低了四十英尺
I landed in a wood. I couldn't tell you what time I was in. 我掉进一片树林 我无法告诉你们我到了什么时代
If it was the past, our fossil records are pretty fuckin' far from complete. 如果是古代的话，说明我们的化石档案还远未完善
But I wasn't the first to fall. 但我不是第一个掉进来的人
- You met other people? - I didn't say they were alive. -你遇见了其他人？ -我可没说他们是活人
There was things in that wood that only came out at night. 树林里有些怪物只在夜间出动
The breathing. 那呼吸声
The noises. 那动静声
The screams. 那号叫声
Pack it in! 住手！
Change your mind? 改主意了？
Shit-shit-shit! What the fuck are you doing? 该死，该死，该死 你他妈在干嘛
If you have anything planned, you're going to get it too. 如果你耍什么把戏的话,叫你自食其果.
It's us! 是我们
I haven't got anything planned. 我没有什么把戏
- We can warn ourselves. - If we do, then we cease to exist. -我们可以警告我们自己 -如果这样做的话，我们就会消失
Exactly. 很对
Ray, check the loos. 雷依，检查一下那些隔间
He's probably got some bloke in a Scream mask. 他很可能叫人戴什么吓人的面具藏在里面.
Not a fucking sound. 不许出声
Oh. Really does stink in here. 噢。真他妈的臭啊
You might as well just pay me now. 你也可以现在就付钱给我
It's like a dung-ey, zoo-ey... 这闻起来好像大便的味儿…
- It's Pete's bullshit you can smell. - Listen! -你闻的不是屎,是彼得的寂寞 -听好
This isn't a wind-up. 我没有耍你们
- Do you really want to see the future? - I'd love to. -你们真的想看见未来? -非常想
You've got to do exactly what I did. 你们必须重复我做过的步骤.
What do you mean? 你什么意思？
??... I can say
?? A total eclipse... of the heart
They've gone. 他们走了
Oh, that's just great! That's just fucking great! 噢，真是好极了 真他妈的好极了
I could have saved myself. Saved us! 我本可以救我自己的，还有你们！
- Pete, we'll cease to exist! - Yeah, well, I don't care! -彼得，我们会消失的 -是啊，对啊，可我不在乎！
If I get the chance to warn myself again, I'm going to do it. 如果再给我一次警告我自己的机会，我绝不会再放过了
To hell with anyone who tries to stop me. 谁拦我，我就跟谁同归于尽
Oh, shit! 噢，见鬼
- I was wondering when that would happen. - Wait! -我刚刚还在想什么时候才会再有这个机会 -等等
Pete, no! 彼得，别！
What is this? 这是怎么回事
OK, Ray. Keep it together. What would Miss Marple do? What would Miss Marple do? 好吧，雷依。保持团结。如果是马普尔小姐遇到这事会怎么做？ （马普尔小姐是阿加莎的侦探小说中的著名人物，擅长推理）
There's hundreds of us. How can there be hundreds of us? 有好几百个我们 怎么可能有好几百个我们
Did Pete touch himself? Is this what happens when you do a big paradox? 是不是彼得碰到他自己了？ 难道这就是产生大悖论的后果？
They aren't us, Tobe. They're only dressed like us. 他们不是我们，托比。 他们只是穿得像我们
Ah, well, that's all right, then. Now it makes complete sense. 好吧，这样就对了。一切都解释得通了
OK, what we need to do now is find Pete and get the hell out of here. 好吧，现在我们需要做的就是把彼得找出来
?? Run for the sun, little one
?? You're an outlaw once again
?? Time to change, Superman will be with us while he can
?? In the land of make believe...
Tobe? I think I know why everyone is dressed like us. 托比？我想我知道为什么大家打扮得像我们了
- Why? - It's a theme night. -为什么？ -因为这是一个主题晚会
A fan theme night, based around us. 一个由我们的粉丝组成的主题晚会
Come on! That's a bit of a stretch, isn't it? 拜托 你想太多了，不是吗
- What makes you think that? - Big sign just over there. -你怎么会这么认为呢 -因为那个巨大的标志
Fans... of us. 我们的…粉丝
- Do you think we're here? - What? -你认为我们在不在这儿 -什么
The famous future us. 出了名的那几个未来的我们
Oh, my God. I hope not. 噢，天哪，我希望最好不在
- Yes. It is me. Hello! - What the hell are you doing? -没错，就是我。你好 -你他妈在干什么
Chill out, Ray. These are my people! 放轻松，雷依。这些是我的人
- No, they're not, and this isn't even our time! - Can't we just soak up a bit of a laugh? -不，他们不是你的人，而且现在也不是属于我们的时代 -我们就不能找点乐子吗
No, we can't. 不，我们不能
Now this is what I call a future. 这就是我想要的未来
Well, tough. Because we are just here to find Pete and get the hell out of here. 是挺好的。因为我们只是来找到彼得然后就走，
So you just stay where I can see you. 所以你就给我呆在我看得见的地方
Oh!
Guys? Is it the real you? 伙计们？这是真实的你们吗？
- It's the real us. - Oh! -是真的我们 -噢
- Did you touch yourself? - No, but I think... I've broken time. -你碰到你自己了吗 -没有，但是我想…我破坏了时间
- The whole world is full of us! - You haven't broken time... -到处都是我们 -你并没有破坏时间…
Yes, Pete. What you did was very, very dangerous. 是的，彼得 你的所作所为是非常危险的
I want you to promise me that you will never do it again. 我要你向我保证你再也不会这样做了
No. 我保证
What's that? 那是什么
Someone slapped it on me. 有人把它贴上去的
- He won the Pete lookalike competition. - Well, he does look a lot like him. You do. -他获得了“模仿彼得最像奖” -没错，他确实很像他自己。你确实很像
I wonder if they did one for me? 我想知道他们有没有也给我做一个奖章
OK, let's go. 好了，我们走吧
- Oh, guys! - What? -伙计们 -怎么了
Look. 看
Oh!
Look at the table. 注意那张桌子
I'm writing. 我正在写字
I'm Jesus... and I'm writing. 我是耶稣 我正在写字
It's that letter to Hollywood. 就是写给好莱坞的那封信
This isn't my fault as well, is it? When I broke time. 这也不是我的错，对吗？ 当我破坏时间的时候。
This is probably something else, Pete. 这很可能是别的什么原因，彼得
- Are you sure it's that letter? - It's blank in the painting but I left it on that table. -你确定那就是那封信？ -油画里面的纸是空白的，但是我把它留在酒吧桌子上了，
It has to be that. 肯定就是那封信
Someone does a painting of us because we slag off some films? 有人为我们画了一幅油画，就因为我们封杀了几部烂片？
Of course it sounds stupid if you put it like that. 如果你这样理解的话，这听起来当然很愚蠢。
You ripped that page out of your little book, right? 那张纸是你从你那本小册子上撕下来，对吗？
- Yeah, and? - Was there anything on the back? -没错，然后呢？ -这张纸的背面写了什么？
Might have been. 可能是
- Might have been? - Shut up! I'm just trying to think! -可能是？ -闭嘴，我正在努力回忆
Every time I come up with a genius idea, 每一次当我产生一个天才的想法时
or one of you says something stupid, I put it in there. 或是你们中有谁说了一些愚蠢的话 我就把它们记在小册子里
God, it could be anything. 天哪，那什么内容都有可能
- It doesn't matter what it is. - What do you mean? -那张纸上的内容无关紧要 -什么意思
Well, you don't do paintings of nobodies. Whatever I wrote, it turned us into somebodies. 没有人会给无名小卒作画。 不管我写了什么，那肯定使我们出名了
I think it is safe to say, we are rich and we are famous! 我想应该可以这么说， 我们将名利双收！
Then why aren't we smiling? 那为什么我们没有在微笑
I don't know. Maybe the artist wasn't very good at teeth. 我不知道。 可能那个画家不擅长画牙齿
- Maybe it's a memorial? - Oh! Drop it with the bodies. -或许这是一幅遗像？ -噢！忘了那些死尸吧
His woman said she'd fixed it. 他的马子说过她会搞定这一切的
She said she'd fixed the time leak and I got chased about by monsters. 她说过她会修补好时间空洞而我照样被怪兽追杀
If Cassie said that we are safe, then we are safe. 如果卡茜说我们没事，那我们肯定没事
I trust her. 我信任她
- Are you sure? - Yes. Sure. -你确定？ -对，我确定
- Let's go. - Whoa! Slow down! -我们走 -喔！慢着
Got to finish this drink. 喝完酒再走
Where did you get that? 你从哪儿搞到这个的
Some waiter guy. It's a free bar. Hm-mm! 侍应生那儿 这是个免费酒吧
- Like to stock up on the buffet while we're here? - There's a buffet?! -难道我们要在这儿的餐柜上吃个够？ -这儿有餐柜？！
Oh!
Hey, guys. The cavalry's here. 嘿，伙计们。我是“骑士”
- Cassie says hello. - You know Cassie? -卡茜向你问好 -你认识卡茜？
I trained her. Sergeant Porter, Causal Adjust. 我训练过她 我是来自“Causal Adjust”部队的波特中士
But you can call me Millie. Hi! I'm here to get you home. 不过你们可以叫我米莉。大家好！ 我是来接你们回家的
Oh, hello, Millie! 你好，米莉
We have been looking for you guys everywhere! 我们到处找你们呢
Oh, so... Wh... Is... Are we safe? We don't get killed? 噢，所以，呃，就是说，我们没事了？ 我们不会被杀了？
Oh, well, officially I can't comment, but unofficially everything's sorted. 这个嘛，从官方角度我无法对此作出评论， 但是从私人角度我告诉你们事情都已经摆平了
But I still get rich and famous? 但是我仍然会发财并且出名？
Officially I cannot comment but, unofficially, you get your own island. 从官方角度我无法对此作出评论 但是从私人角度我告诉你你将拥有一个岛
Yes! 真棒！
- So how do we get out of here? - Leave that to me. -那么我们怎样离开这儿 -交给我来办
- OK. - OK. -好吧 -好吧
Come on! 快点！
OK, a little bit weird but, erm, it turns out everybody in the future is American. 好了，虽然有点怪怪的，不过， 好像所有来自未来的人都是美国人
Come on! 走吧
I thought she'd do something more than tell us to get back in the bogs. 我还以为她有比叫我们回到厕所更高明的招
Yeah, me too. 嗯，我也觉得
So, are we back? 那么，我们回来了？
We're back! 我们回来了！
Yeah, but at what time of night exactly? 没错，但是具体说来我们回到哪一个晚上了？
We can't slag off sequels. There have been some really good sequels. 我们不能封杀掉续集 有些续集还是挺不错的
- Like? - Like, er... -好比？ -好比，呃…
Mad Max II, Godfather II... 《迷雾追魂手Ⅱ》，《教父Ⅱ》…
Yeah, well for every good one there are... 是的，每一部好的续集都有…
- I wish they'd hurry up and bugger off. - It's going to be another little while. -我希望他们快点结束然后走人 -我们又得等一会儿了
Look at us. Not a care in the world. 看看我们。一点也不关心现实世界
They have no idea what's in store. 他们不知道接下来要发生什么
Yeah. We look so happy. 是啊。我们看上去好开心
OK, ladies. We know they stay there for a while. 好了，两位。我们都知道我们要在这儿等上一小会
I think it's worth the risk. 我觉得我们值得冒个险
Going to get some peanuts. 去拿点花生米来
Didn't shake hands. What are you, 12? 别拉我的手。 你几岁了，12岁？
I swear to you. I saw myself right here. 我发誓。 我发誓我在这儿看到自己了
Where are my crisps? I'm starving. 我的薯片呢？ 我好饿
The bar was a little busy. 吧台现在比较挤
Maybe later. 一会儿再说
Get my money ready. 准备输钱吧
Are we going to go in? Brilliant! 我们真的要进去吗？真是明智的抉择
Am I really that fat? 我真的有那么胖吗
Well, they say that time travel adds 20 pounds. 那个，有人说时间旅行会长胖20磅
And you've travelled a lot. 而你又时间旅行了好几次
- Are those two dead? - What? What do you mean? -那两个人死了没有 -什么？你什么意思
Are those two dead? 那两个人死了没有
Oh, no, not yet. 噢，没呢，暂时还没
Finally! 终于！
Are we ready, children? 弟兄们，准备好了吗
- Come on! - Get on with it! -快点啦 -赶紧看看
Well, I never! 哦，我从没想到！
It's nuts. 太疯狂了
I never would have thought it was that. 我从没想过会是这个
So, do we just leave it here? 那么，我们就把它放回原处就好了？
Yeah. Yeah, I assume someone just finds it and it all goes from there. 没错，没错。我估计会有某人发现它，之后一切就自然往下发展了
I think, er... I think I feel good about it. 我觉得，呃… 我觉得我对此很满意
You feel good about it, Tobe? 你觉得很满意吗，托比
It was my idea. 这是我的创意
My idea. 我的创意
Our idea. 我们的创意
You might have come up with the seed, but I watered it. 你们可能提供了种子 但是是我让它开花结果
Yes, but without our seed you have nothing. 没错，但是如果没有我们的种子你什么花什么果都没有
Yeah, you got mud. 是啊，你只会得到一把烂泥
All right. You can have a little bit of my island. 好吧，我可以从我的岛上划出一小块给你们
Screw that! I don't want to live on your island. 去你的！ 我才不想住在你的岛上
Fine by me. 我是无所谓
I need a piss. 我去小解一下
- Yes, I'll go outside. - Don't touch yourself. -没错，我要去一下外面 -别碰到你自己
Oh-ho. Yeah. Good times. 对对。你们先坐会
I want my own island. 我想拥有一个自己的岛
Hi! 嗨
I was, er, hoping you'd come back. 我一直期盼你能回来
Obviously not at that precise moment but, erm, hey... 但不是正好在这个时刻 不过，呃
So, how long has it been for you since we were last... 那么，对你来说，我们距离上次见面又过了多久
Oh, another six months. I got a promotion. 又过了六个月 我又升职了
Oh.
This time it's for real. 这次是真的升职
Yeah, it was for sorting all this out, so... 呃，原因是我把这一切事情厘清了，所以..
- You want to ask me if I read the whole manual. - Thought never even crossed my mind. -你是不是想问我读完指导手册了没 -才没有呢
Well, Ray, I am rewriting the manual. 雷依，我正在重编指导手册
Good for you. 恭喜你
So, erm, you have a nice night tonight? 那…你今晚过得愉快吧？
Oh, you know, just a quiet drink with the boys in the pub. 没什么，就跟几个家伙在酒吧里喝了点酒
Very dull. 真乏味
- I did meet this one girl though. - Really? -不过我确实遇见了一个女孩 -真的吗
- She said she was from the future. - What was she like? -她说她来自未来 -那她长得怎么样
She was just... 她长得…
...awful. 好难看
- Oh! - Oh, no, she was great. She was... -噢 -噢，不，她长得很漂亮，她长得…
...great. 很漂亮
You know, I'd never thought I'd say it but... it's good to be back in the present. 你知道吗，我从来没想过要说这句话但是… 回到现在真是太好了
I don't know. All this fuss over half an hour. 我不理解。 所有这一切也不过就是半个小时的事嘛
What are you talking about? We went years in the future. Decades. 你在说什么？ 我们去了多年之后的未来。大概几十年后。
Oh? That's very funny. 哦？那真是有趣
Cassie, I'm deadly serious. We went into the ladies' through a time leak. 卡茜，我是说正经话。 我们去了女厕所，然后穿越了一个时间空洞
It brought us to this pub but in the future, way into the future. 它把我们带到了这个酒吧，但是是几十年之后的酒吧。
You were searching for us. Millie and you and all your lot. Causal Adjust! 你们在到处找我们。米莉和你，还有你们“Causal Adjust”部队的其他成员
- Causal Adjust is another name for the Editors. - The who? -“Causal Adjust”是“改写者”的别名 -改什么来着？
I told you about them. They kill people at their finest hour! 我向你提到过这些人 他们专门在历史名人达到成就最高峰的时候杀掉他们
- Millie is an Editor, Ray! - Oh, shit! -米莉是一个“改写者”，雷依！ -噢，见鬼
She brought us back here! Why would she do that? 是她把我们带回来的。为什么她要这么做
Why do you think? To kill you! 你以为呢？当然是杀掉你
Oh, no! 哦，不
What do we do? 我们该怎么办
OK, well, I'm going to go get help. 好吧，我现在要去搬援军
- You just stay put. - I've got to warn the boys! -你就保持原地不动 -我得去通知我的伙伴
- It's not safe in there! - I can't just leave them! -里面不安全！ -我不能放下他们不管！
Look, you bring help and I'll, er... 这样，你去搬援军，而我呢…
I'll do what I can. 我也做我力所能及的事
Ray! 雷依
Please be careful. 小心点
Whoa!
- Guys, we're screwed! - What? -伙计们，我们有麻烦了 -怎么了
Millie is an Editor. 米莉是一个“改写者”
- A what? - An Editor. -改什么？ -“改写者”
Remember, they kill people at their finest hour like... like Kevin Costner. 记住，他们专门在历史名人达到成就最高峰时把他们杀掉，就像凯文·科斯特纳
- This... This was ours. - Come on. Let's get out of here. -这些…这些是我们的东西 -走吧，我们快离开这儿
No-no-no! Wait. There's no point. 不不不！等等，这样做没有意义
They'll only find us, some other time, some other place. 他们一定能找到咱们，只是可能时间、地点换了
What do we do, Ray? 我们该怎么办，雷依
That's odd. I can't get a signal. 真奇怪，我收不到信号
We burn this. 我们烧了这个
- What? - We burn this. -什么 -我们烧了这个
- Without this they have no reason to kill us. - You don't know we're in danger. -没有了这个。他们就没有理由杀我们了 -你又不知道我们现在有没有危险
- Cassie said... - I don't care what she said! -卡茜说的… -我才不管她说了什么
- Tobe, I saw this place full of bodies. - Think about what you're throwing away. -托比，我曾见到这间屋子堆满死尸 -想想看你丢掉的是什么
If you burn that, we don't get rich, we don't get famous. 如果你烧了它，我们就不会发财，也不会出名
We don't get dead! 我们也不会死！
I've come up with a lot of ideas, a lot of shit ideas. 我曾提出过无数创意，无数个混帐创意
- Tobe! - You laugh at them but... -托比 -你嘲笑它们但是…
I don't mind because I thought, you know, if I keep going, then... 我并不在乎。因为我认为，如果我继续向前，总有一天…
one day I'd come up with something good. 总有一天我会提出一些真正优秀的创意
What if this is it? The one idea that makes it for me? 如果这就是那个优秀的创意呢？ 如果这就是能够成就我的那个创意呢？
My one chance. 我唯一的机会
- Don't ruin it, Ray. - It's not even your idea. I say we burn it. -别毁了它，雷依 -它甚至不是你独创的。我说的是我们烧了它
- You've always hated my ideas! - Are you even listening? It's not your idea! -你一直都讨厌我的创意 -你有没有听我说话？这根本不是你的创意
Guys, guys! OK, guys. We don't have time for this! 伙计们！好了好了。我们没有时间争论这些
Just, Pete, give me the lighter. 赶紧的，彼得，把打火机给我
Pete, what's up with this? 彼得， 解释一下这是为什么？
Two months in a wood trying to stay alive, that's what's up. 在树林里艰难求活了两个月，这就是原因
OK. You keep trying. I'm going to get some matches. 好吧，你接着试。我去找几根火柴
- Give me a go. - No. -让我来试试 -不
- Give me a go! - No! -让我来试试 -不
I'll be fine, just give me a go. 我什么也不会做的，就让我试一下
Excuse me. 打搅一下
- Hi! - Hey! What's happening? -嗨 -嘿，出什么事了
- We're on our own. I'm offline. - What do you mean? -我们只能靠自己了。我掉线了 -什么意思
My time machine inside me, it's blocked. 我体内的时间机器，它卡住了
- Give me the letter. Just give it me. - No! No way! -把信纸给我。把它给我 -不！没门
- Give me the fucking letter, Pete! - Not a chance! -把那该死的信纸给我，彼得 -不可能！
And so you deny me three times. That's why you were in the painting! 你拒绝了我三次。这就是你为什么会出现在油画里！
You're Judas! 你这个犹大！（《圣经》中的叛徒）
Excuse me! All I want is a box of matches. 打搅一下！我只想要一盒火柴
What's your point? 你想干什么
In the Bible, it's Peter who denies Jesus three times. 在圣经里面，是彼得拒绝了耶稣三次。（《新约》里面说彼得曾三次不认主）
You fat twat! 你个胖子加傻子！
Hey! That's enough, lads! 嘿！够了，你们两个！
Bloody students! 混帐学生！
Get off me, you bell-end! 滚开，你个混蛋
This is it. 她来了
Hi! 嗨！
I have seen the original before, of course, ut in a museum, 我以前也见过这一幕的原版，当然是在博物馆里
so to be here tonight with the creators on the night it all began... 所以今晚能跟原创者相会在这个一切事情的发轫之夜…
Whew! It's just such a rush. 你们还真忙啊
But I am sorry to say, tonight is as good as it gets. 不过，我很遗憾地告诉你们， 今晚将会十全十美
You don't change or add to culture in any meaningful way. 你们没有对文明产生什么有意义的改变或影响
This is what you're always gonna be remembered for, 你们将会因这张纸而永远被人怀念
so why not go out with a bang rather than fade away? 所以为什么不选择轰轰烈烈而是选择默默无闻呢？
Get away from him, you bitch! 离他们远点，你个婊子！
Hello! I'm sorry. I'm pointing a rather large gun at you! 你好！很抱歉，我正用一把巨枪指着你
Er, yeah, which you got from when exactly? 呃，是啊，这枪来自哪个时代？
Centuries behind your time. 在你那个时代之后几百年
So, what is it? 那么，这究竟是什么
What is it? 这是什么？
I'll tell you... I'll tell you what it is. 让我告诉你…让我告诉你这是什么
It's a Mark IV Corbomite Assault Staff. 这是一把马克四代考波麦型冲锋枪
The Planetary Peace Corp's best friend. 是星际维和部队的好搭档
It'll work in an absolute vacuum and in absolute zero. 它在绝对真空和绝对零度的环境中都能正常使用
Cold fusion battery, good for 50 years. 采用冷聚变电池，可以使用五十年
It fires homing plasma orbs that will cut through titanium plate four inches thick. 它发射的自导引等离子能量球能穿过四英寸厚的钛板
Really? Well... 真的吗？那…
You didn't, like, mention its range. 你好像，没有提到它的射程
I'd hit you from here. 足够我从这儿打中你
Now get off the big guy. 现在离开那个胖子
Millie. I know what you're trying to do. 米莉 我知道你想干嘛
The future generations leading from this room that wouldn't be born. 这间屋子里所有人的后代都将消失
Chaos Theory on a massive scale... 产生大规模的混沌效应（即蝴蝶效应）
Oh!
Cassie! 卡茜
Right, that's it! I'm calling the police... 好了，到此为止！我要叫警察…
Oh, stop it. Fucking stop it. 住手，他妈的快住手
Everybody freeze! 所有人不准动
- Ain't nobody going nowhere. - Hey! Drop your weapons! -谁也不能离开 -嘿！放下你的武器
You see any weapons, Ray? 你看到任何武器了吗，雷依
See, my time machine has a built-in armament system. 瞧，我的时间机器有一个内置的武器系统
So, to drop my weapons would require about... 所以，你让我放下武器相当于…
yeah, 12 hours of surgery. 对了，相当于叫我接受一个长达12小时的手术
You know what? 你知道吗？
I think we're gonna have a little stand-off here today. 我想我们今天要来一场势均力敌的较量了
Oh, unless of course, you're bluffing. 当然，要是你在虚张声势，那就另当别论
Unless, of course, 除非，
that is a plastic toy gun you made for work, Ray. 那只是你为工作而制作的一把塑料枪，雷依
Oh, pooh.
That's a nice try. 你做了一个不错的尝试
I messed up, Ray. 我把事情搞糟了，雷依
- I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. -我很抱歉 -别担心
All in all, it's been a pretty good day. 所有的一切，都是美好的一天
I travelled through time. I met you. 我穿越了时间 ，我遇见了你
You know what? 你知道吗
I am sensing a little bit of resistance to this whole immortality deal I am offering here. 我对被派来执行这项永垂不朽的任务有些抵触
Toby, all you have to do is destroy that little piece of paper 托比，你要做的就是把那张小纸片毁掉
and you get to live to write another day in your book of bad ideas and your dead-end job. 然后你可以活下去，继续写你那些烂创意，做你那份没前途的工作
Wow! 真棒
Or you could give it to me and I'll turn you all into legends. 或者，你也可以把它交给我，然后我把你变成传奇
What do you say? 你怎么抉择？
Come on, Tobe. 拜托，托比
I just need a little time to think. 给我一点时间想想
What is there to think about? She's going to fucking kill us! 你有什么好想的？她就要把我们杀了！
It's not that simple! 事情没那么简单！
Uh, uh, uh-uh, uh.
Now this is his choice and his alone. 现在是他的抉择，要他自己作主
Oh, no! The song! 噢，不！这首歌！
This fucking song! 这首屁歌！
If there was one thing I could change about this situation, 如果说我在现在这种境况下能改变什么的话
it would not be the song on the fucking jukebox! 那只能是这台点唱机播放的曲目！
Time's up! 时间到了
Now, what's it gonna be? 现在，你决定怎么做？
Toby! 托比！
Fuck you. 去你妈的
Chuck it! 扔给我
Nooooooo! 不！！！
- Wow! - Jeanie Mac! -喔 -天哪
- Did you do that? - Yep. -你那样做了？ -是啊
With my pint? 用我的酒？
- Were we just dead? - Yeah. -我们刚才死过一次吗 -是啊
But now we're not. 但现在我们活着
- No. - So, what happened exactly? -还活着 -那么，到底发生了什么
- I knocked a pint onto this. - My pint, my pint. -我碰倒了一杯酒在纸上 -我的酒，我的酒
I knocked Pete's pint onto this, 我碰倒了彼得的酒在纸上
so no one could read it. 所以没人能辨识出上面的字
So, the future then changed because we didn't become famous, 所以，未来被改变了。因为我们并没有出名
so the Editors didn't send anybody to kill us. 所以“改写者”组织就没有派人来杀我们
Wow. 真棒
I think you got that wrong. 我觉得你弄错了
Why? 为什么
Pete downed his pint, didn't he? So, that was probably my pint. 彼得喝光了他的酒，是吧？所以你碰的是我的酒
Jesus! Could we focus on the "us being alive again" thing? 天哪！我们能不能把话题集中到“我们重生了”这件事上？
Well, yeah, obviously. Well done, Ray. 哦，没错，当然了。干得好，雷依
Is that it? Is it all over? 就这样了？一切都结束了？
We're all OK? 我们都没事了？
Yeah, I think so. 嗯，我觉得是这样
Wow.
I've gone off this pub a little bit. 我只是离开了这间酒吧一小会儿
- Shall we go down The King's Head? - Why not? -我们现在要不要去The King’s Head酒店？ -为什么不呢
- So, everything that happened... - Couldn't happen. Didn't happen. -所以，那些发生过的事情… -没有发生过，也不可能发生过
Including me meeting Cassie. 包括我与卡茜的会面
Yeah. Come on, let's go. 是啊，快点，我们走吧
I swear I will never use a pub toilet again. 我发誓我再也不会用酒吧的厕所了
It's too dangerous. 这太危险了
That's all you're taking away from this evening? 这就是你今天晚上的全部收获吗？
- No! - So, we're definitely safe now? -才不是！ -所以，我们现在显然已经安全了？
- I suppose. - Suppose?! -我猜想是这样 -你猜想？
You're the nerds. Can't you work it out? 你是科幻狂。你就不能弄明白吗
Well, yeah. Time resets, so the pub was never full of dead people. 能啊。时间重置，所以酒吧里永远不会堆满死尸
So, you owe me a tenner. Come on! 所以你，你还欠我十英镑。快点！
OK, then, if time reset, the bet never happened. 好吧，如果时间重置了的话，我们的赌约就没有发生过
Well, I did only say "suppose". 那个…我说过我只是猜想
It's Cassie! 是卡茜
Ray! Oh, thank God you're alive! 雷依！谢天谢地你还活着
Oh! So, you remember me, then? 噢，所以你还记得我，是吗？
Of course I remember you. 我当然记得你
We've been going out for two years. 我们一起出去度过了两年
What? Really? 什么？真的吗
- Two years? - Yeah. -两年？ -没错
That's, er... Wow! 这可真是…呵呵
Oh, er...
Right, this is Pete and Tobe. 对了，这是彼得和托比
- Hiya. - Hello. -你好 -你好
This is Cassie. 这是卡茜
She's my girlfriend! 她是我女朋友
When you knocked that pint over, 当你碰翻那杯酒的时候
you created a feedback loop through the fabric of space-time. 你通过时空架构创造了一个反馈回路
The repercussions have been enormous. Leaks everywhere. 回音效应非常巨大，到处都是时间空洞
Whoa! Two years, huh? 喔！两年，是吗？
Wow!
So, we must have... Have we had any of the? 那…我们肯定…有过那个…
Hmm? 嗯？
I don't know what you're talking about. 我不知道你在说什么
Unless, of course, you mean sex, which yeah, we've done that lots. 除非你是说做爱。没错，我们做了很多次
Lots! 很多次！
Was I any good? 我是不是很棒？
I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the earth! 我爱你但是我们只剩下14个小时去拯救地球了
- You have to come with me now! - Oh, OK. -你必须跟我走，现在！ -哦，好吧
Yeah. Good luck with that, guys. 好了，祝你们好运
- Yeah. We'll be in The King's Head. - What? You guys have to come too. -是啊，我们会在The King’s Head酒店等你 -什么？你们也得一起走
I've done enough time travel for one night, thanks. 我今晚已经时间穿越了够多次了，谢谢
It's not time travel. It's a parallel universe. 这不是时间旅行，这是平行宇宙
- Parallel universe? - Let's go. The portal is closing! -平行宇宙？ -我们走吧，入口就要关闭了
- What the fuck's a portal? - Come on! -入口是什么玩意？ -快呀！
Why don't you two go? Someone should stay and look after the coats and bags. 你们两个走就行了。总得有人留下来看管大衣和包包吧
Besides, I thought I might go for your job on the Star Ride. 而且，我觉得我可能会接替你在“星际探险”游戏里的工作
I was going to apply for that! 我要应征那个工作
Guys, guys! Listen to yourselves! 伙计，伙计！听听你们都说了些什么
Look! This is our one chance to do something important. 听着！这是一个可以让我们做些大事的机会
Yeah, we might fuck it up. 是啊，我们可能把事情搞砸
To be honest, we probably will. 老实说，我们很可能搞砸
OK, we definitely will. But... 好吧，我们极可能搞砸。不过…
Who's with me? 谁要跟我走？
Please? 拜托
- As long as we're back for last orders. - There's my imagineers. -那我们必须回来吃夜宵 -这才是我的“幻想家”
OK, let's do this. 好了，我们走吧
One... two... 一…二…
- I fucking hate sci-fi. - Science fiction. -我讨厌科幻 -是“科学幻想小说”
Three! 三！
?? It's the final countdown
?? The final countdown
?? We're leaving together
?? But still it's farewell
?? And maybe we'll come back
?? To earth, who can tell?
- Have we gone? - I suppose. -我们走了吗？ -我猜是的
All right. Come on, Tobe. It's over. 好了，托比，拜托，已经结束了
?? Will things ever be the same again?
Bollocks. 太扯了
?? It's the final countdown
?? The final countdown
?? We're heading for Venus
?? And still we stand tall
?? Cos maybe they've seen us
?? And welcome us all, yeah
?? With so many light years to go
?? And things to be found ?? Things to be found
?? I'm sure that we'll all miss her so
?? It's the final countdown
?? The final countdown
?? It's the final countdown-down-down
?? Down-down-down-down
?? It's the final countdown
?? The final countdown
?? The final countdown ??
Get back, freak! 退后，怪物！
Help me! 救命
Toby! Wait, don't be frightened! It's me! 托比！等等，别害怕，是我！
This is all getting a little bit too complicated. 这有点太复杂了吧