兩個隊都在奮力對戰 你爭我奪! There's a battle on the boards with both teams really digging for the puck.
現在球到了冰狼隊手里 Now it squirts loose, and the Ice Wolves have it.
冰球飛了出去
片名：《牙仙》
他們來了! And here they come!
撞得好 太漂亮了! What a hit!
快點啊 用身體擋住他! Come on, boys, use the body!
-防住他 防住他! -拉普頓迅速地在冰上飛馳 -Take him wide, take him wide! -Rapton's flying up the ice.
快點 防住他! Take him to the outside! Here we go.
他射門了! 德拉防得漂亮! He shoots! Nice save by Drah.
又是一記沖撞! What a hit!
什么動作 漢克? What action, eh, Hank?
-冰狼隊被撞擊了! -噢 天啊! -The Ice Wolves are just getting hammered. -Oh, no.
奪牙惡魔 奪牙惡魔 奪牙惡魔 Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!
-吉姆 這口號聽著可真耳熟 -湯普森 -There's a familiar chant, Jim. -Thompson.
教練叫出了鼎鼎大名的德瑞·湯普森 And the coach is calling for the big defenseman, Derek Thompson.
奪牙惡魔上場了! And here comes the Tooth Fairy.
去把他們干掉! Find a dark jersey and hit it!
奪牙惡魔 奪牙惡魔 奪牙惡魔 Tooth, Tooth, Tooth!
掉了顆門牙! That is an incisor!
我撿到牙齒了 哈哈 被我撿到了! I got the tooth. I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!
奪牙惡魔德瑞·湯普森再一次震撼全場 And the Tooth Fairy, Derek Thompson, has struck again.
你打敗不了奪牙惡魔! 這就是事實 You can't handle the tooth. And that's the tooth...
全部的事實 除了事實 它還是事實 ...the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth.
我誓與“牙齒”效忠 I pledge allegiance to the tooth.
替奪牙惡魔把門打開 Open the door for the Tooth Fairy.
14號 德瑞·湯普森被罰出場 Penalty on number 14, Derek Thompson.
-5分鐘內不可入場 -耶! -Five-minute major for boarding. -Yeah!
誰才是奪牙惡魔? 是我? 對! 我就是奪牙惡魔! Who's the Tooth Fairy? Am I the Tooth...? I'm the Tooth Fairy!
行了行了 夠了 Stop it. Stop it.
不 我才不害怕 我可是玩冰球的 Yeah, no, I'm not scared, you know. I play hockey.
我們玩的非常盡興 We'll go out, have a good time, see what we make of it.
-這兒在搞什么呢? -過來 湯普森 -What's going on out here? -Come here.
我想你見一下我們公司的未來之光 I want you to meet the future of our franchise.
-原來是個新人 -是的 -New kid. -Yeah.
他不會在這兒待久的 國王隊早就看中他了 He's not gonna be here long till he gets snapped up by the Kings.
但是 聽著 他在的這段時間 你的工作就是要在冰上全力保護他 But listen, while he is here, your job on the ice is to take care of him.
-好的 沒問題 -其他的不重要 對吧? -Okay. All right. -Nothing else matters, right?
-米克? -是 -Mick? -Yeah.
德瑞·湯普森 這是米克·唐納利 打中場的 米克 這是德瑞 你的保鏢 Derek, Mick Donnelly, our first-line center. Mick, Derek. He's your bodyguard.
-你好嗎? -你好啊 歡迎來到專業冰球的隊伍 -What's up? -Welcome to pro hockey.
剛才是老選手的比賽嗎? Yeah, is there an old-timers' game today?
我不知道你還在打球 我曾經可是你的超級粉絲 I didn't realize you were even still playing, man. I used to be a big fan.
好吧 一會兒見 All right. See you later, man.
那是我的保鏢 So I guess that's my bodyguard.
-太不可思議了 -他塊頭很大 -Crazy. -He's a big one.
是的 他塊頭很大 Yeah, he's a big guy.
-你好 湯普森先生! -湯普森先生! -Hello, Mr. Thompson! -Mr. Thompson.
奪牙惡魔! Tooth Fairy!
能幫我簽個名嗎? Can I have your autograph?
行 行 當然沒問題 小朋友 你叫什么名字? Yeah, sure. Absolutely. What's your name, buddy?
戈普 我是我們隊里的得分主將第三名 Gabe. I'm the third-leading scorer in my hockey league.
我們的隊還得了冠軍 Our team won the Mighty Mite's Championship.
哇 非常棒 好樣的 戈普 Wow, that's fantastic. Good for you, Gabe.
有一天 我也要像你以前一樣打聯賽 One day, I'm gonna play hockey in the big leagues just like you used to.
-你在冰球上付出了不少努力吧? -當然 我幾乎每天一天都練習 -You work pretty hard at hockey, do you? -I play almost every day.
我每天都接送他 And I drive him almost every day.
-幾歲了你? -8歲 -How old are you? -I'm 8.
你8歲 8歲 好的 這樣 戈普 You're 8. You're 8. Okay, well, here's the deal, Gabe.
8歲是吧 你是排在其他兩名 8歲隊友后面的第三名 You're 8 and you're the third-leading scorer in your league behind two other 8-year-olds.
其中一個9歲 Well, one's 9.
戈普 在這個國家里 有7歲的正在和 Okay. Well, see, Gabe, somewhere in this country, there's a 7-year-old...
12歲的比賽 并且把對方徹底打敗了 ...playing against 12-year-olds, and he's outscoring them.
他使他們無地自容的想被車碾死 He's killing them, making them wanna get run over by a Zamboni and die.
像這么厲害的小伙子們每個地方都有 等時間到了 There are a bunch like that kid in every rink. When the time's right...
這些小伙子們會出頭 但是只有一少部分被簽進專業冰球界 ...those kids will battle it out and only a handful of them will get signed.
好吧 就算你真的能進全國冰球聯賽 Now let's say you do make the NHL.
你不可能的 You won't...
好吧 假設你成功了 你一畢業就被簽了 ...but let's say you do. You hit the show right out of college.
聯賽會給你教訓 在你反應過來之前 The show hits you right back. Before you say "slap shot"...
你就被降到乙級聯賽 肩膀又受了傷 無處可去 ...you're down to the minors with a blown-out shoulder and nowhere to go.
聽著 別期望太高 Listen, lower your expectations.
這才是快樂的源泉 That's how you're gonna be happy.
別忘了你的簽名本 戈普 There you go, Gabe.
我要吸你的血! I want to suck your blood.
什么? 你在看什么? What? What are you looking at?
你笑什么? 你不害怕嗎? And laughing at? Why aren't you afraid?
-因為那些是薯條 -不 -Because those are french fries. -No.
那我可不能吃薯條 I can't eat french fries.
吸血鬼吃薯條會死的 French fries are fatal to vampires.
-嗨 我有個主意 -我不能說話 還死著呢 -Hey, I have an idea. -Can't talk. Still dead.
-媽咪 我的牙齒掉了 -嘿 太好了! -Mommy, my tooth came out. -Hey. Yay!
恭喜呀 Oh, congrats.
-牙仙子今天晚上要來拜訪我了 -那當然 讓我看看 -The tooth fairy's gonna visit me tonight. -You bet. Let's see.
你長成大孩子了 You are such a big girl.
等等 我才是牙仙子 Hey, hey, hey, I'm the Tooth Fairy.
剛才你不是說自己是吸血鬼 I thought you said you were a vampire.
這兩個好像不太相似吧 You got some inconsistent mythology.
我有很多的作業 我能先離開嗎? I have a lot of homework. Can I be excused?
去吧 Yeah.
媽咪 你該走了 這樣德瑞可以幫忙照顧我了 Mommy, it's time for you to go now so Derek can start babysitting.
還沒到時間 快去把睡衣穿上吧! Not just yet. Wanna go put your jammies on?
如果你和蘭迪能單獨聊聊的話 你們的關系或許更好 I wonder if it would help if Randy and you had some one-on-one time.
行 我可以做到 只要別讓我們倆單獨在一起就行 Sure, I could do that. So long as I don't have to be alone with him.
瑞娜來了 噢 沾了點番茄醬 Well, Rene's here. Oh, a little ketchup.
-亞仙子來了 -這事兒我來搞定 -Oh, tooth fairy. -You know what? I got it.
快看 我穿上了我睡衣 Look, I put on my pajamas.
吸血鬼死而復生了 Dracula's back from the dead.
這次可沒有薯條了 And your french fries are not powerful enough.
-你們覺得唐納利怎么樣? -那孩子速度很快啊 -What do you guys think of Donnelly? -Man, that kid is fast.
-你的意思是他是酷奇的接班人 -我喜歡他 就像失散已久的兄弟 -You mean the next Gretzky. -I love him already, like a long-lost brother.
-能好好玩嗎? -到你下注了 -Can we just play? -It's to you.
-我錢有點不夠了 -他沒有錢了 -I'm a little short. -He's a little short.
但是這個“奪牙惡魔”的親筆簽名 But this autograph that says "The Tooth Fairy"...
在ebay能賣10美元 十個就是100美元 這樣總行了吧 ...is worth 10 bucks on eBay. Ten of these is 100 bucks, so I'm in.
-不 你得給真錢 -這不是慈善活動 湯普森 -No, you gotta pay. -It's not a socialist game, Castro.
嘿 我是誰 我絕對講信用 Hey, it's me. I'm good for it.
等我一會兒 I'll be right back.
-他把他的牌拿走了 -他不是開玩笑吧? -He took his cards. -Is this guy serious?
-你就棄牌吧 我們還可以繼續 -誰會把牌拿走啊? -Just fold so we can play. -Who takes the cards?
德瑞 小孩沒有儲錢罐什么的嗎? Don't the kids have, like, a piggy bank or something?
-我回來了! -哈嘍 美人兒 -I'm home! -Hello, gorgeous.
-嘿 -大家好 -Hey. -Hi, guys.
-去維尼酒吧嗎? 喝點酒去? -走吧 伙計們 咱們走 -Hey, Vinnie's? Some brews? -Let's do it, boys. Come on.
這里只有果汁喝 All we have is juice box here.
不行 不行 我有點累了 我就不去了 我送你們出去 Know what, I'm a little tired. I'm gonna hang out, but I'll walk you guys out.
媽咪! 媽咪! Mommy! Mommy!
媽咪! 媽咪! 媽咪! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
-怎么了 親愛的? -我的牙齒不見了 -What happened, honey? -My tooth is gone.
噢 那是因為牙仙子拿走了 Well, that's because the tooth fairy took it.
可沒有錢 我看過了 But there's no money. I looked.
讓我們一起找 肯定是放在哪了 Let's look together. I'm sure it's here somewhere.
-吸血鬼回來了 -現在不是吸血鬼出現的時候 -The vampire has returned. -Not a vampire moment.
-哪都找不到 -好的 -It's not anywhere. -Well...
我相信他們把牙齒拿走 I bet they took it to weigh it...
是去鑒定它的質量和價錢了 ...on the toothometer to see what it's worth...
然后把錢拿給你 對吧 德瑞? ...before they bring the money. Right?
當然 就是這樣的 Sure. That's how the whole tooth thing works.
不 才不是呢 No. That's not how it works.
你把牙齒放在枕頭底下 然后牙仙子飛進你的房間 You put the tooth under your pillow, the tooth fairy flies into your room...
在你睡覺的時候 拿走你的牙齒 ...when you're sleeping, takes the tooth...
然后留下一美元的 它在哪? ...and leaves a dollar. Where is it?
這樣吧 你來說亞仙子會給你多少 Okay. You tell me when to stop when the tooth fairy has been here.
-因為我有5塊 10塊 也有20塊 -德瑞 -Because I have 5, 10. I even got a 20. -Derek.
別這樣 Stop.
好吧 德絲 你是個大孩子了 Okay, Tess, you're a big girl now.
你6歲了 我就老實告訴你好了 You're 6. Let's get this out of the way.
這個世上根本沒有… There's no such thing as a too...
-哦! 找到了 -它怎么跑到那里去了? -Here it is. -How did it get down there?
一定是你睡覺的時候翻身 把它弄到地上了 Oh, you must have rolled over in your sleep and it fell on the floor.
我忘了 誰都會忘了 I forgot. People forget.
所以你打算告訴德絲牙仙子不存在嗎? So your big idea to handle it was to tell Tess there is no tooth fairy?
別這樣 親愛的 在我看來 這世上之所以有這么多人郁悶 是因為 Come on. The reason why there are so many unhappy people in the world:
他們老糾結在“如果” They're clinging to some version of what if.
好 所以夢想是錯的? Okay, so dreams are bad?
如果夢想帶來不現實的期望 那就是錯的 If they lead to unrealistic expectations, then yes.
-太可笑了 -就是 -This is ridiculous. -I know.
-我去睡了 -別這樣 凱莉 -I'm going to bed. -No. Carly.
至于你 And you...
現在就出去 ...are leaving.
-沒必要這么夸張吧 -我是她的媽媽 -Don't get all dramatic. -I'm her mother.
我才有權利決定何時終結 她的童年幻想 而不是你 I get to say when her childhood fantasies end, not you.
什么東西? What?
“不信仙靈 傳票” "Disbelief in fairy. Summons."
搞什么? 莫明其妙? What? What?
好的 Yes.
湯普森? 德瑞·湯普森? Thompson? Derek Thompson?
我是 我的天啊 就是我 是你嗎 上帝 Yes. Yes, God. It's me. Is that you, God?
你是湯普森? You're Thompson?
你是上帝? You're God?
不 我是特雷斯 我負責你的案件 你這身打扮是怎么回事? No, I'm Tracy. I'm your caseworker. What is this?
真讓人失望 How disappointing.
請跟我來 Come with me, please.
不用了 謝謝 謝謝 小精靈 No, thank you. Thank you. Fairy Krishnas.
你穿的是什么? What are you wearing?
我不知道我穿的啥 你穿的又是什么? L... I don't know what I'm wearing. What are you wearing?
-這家伙是誰? -夢想摧毀者 我不喜歡你這樣的人 -Who is this guy? -Dream killer. I don't like your sort.
我做錯什么了? 為什么我會在這? What'd I do? Why am I here?
-我到底在哪? -沒人會喜歡你這樣的人 -Where am I? -No one likes your kind here.
沒有人會喜歡你的態度 在這大呼小叫 “為什么我會在這”? No one likes your attitude. The way you show up acting strange. "Why am I here?
-這對大翅膀干嘛的? -嘿 嘿 我們之間有過結嗎? -What are these giant wings?" -Hey, hey! Do we have a problem?
沒錯 我們有過結 我們有過結嗎? 他說 你剛說 “我們有過結嗎” Yeah, we have a problem. You just said, "Do we have a problem"...
-這就是我們之間的過結 -對的 ...which has given us a problem. -Right.
-你叫特雷斯 對吧? -是的 -Tracy, right? -Yeah.
-你的名字有點娘! -笑什么笑 這不好笑 -What a pretty girl's name you have. -Don't laugh at that.
這已經是第二次了 你不是想要第三次吧 That's strike two. You don't wanna get to strike three.
-是嗎 第三次后又能怎么樣? -第四次 -Oh, yeah? What happens after strike three? -Strike four.
哦 Yeah.
我們給你弄套制服 等你完成注冊后 We'll get your uniform sorted out and then we can get you registered...
-就可以開始訓練了 -訓練什么? ...and begin your training. -Training for what?
“訓練什么? ”你 湯普森先生 將花點時間成為 "Training for what?" You, Mr. Thompson, are gonna spend some time...
一個名副其實的牙仙子 ...as a tooth fairy.
啊 Yeah.
“名副其實的牙仙子” "As a tooth fairy."
請抓住他 大家別緊張 Someone get him, please. Calm down, everyone.
他不會傷害大家 He's relatively harmless.
-大家都沒事吧? -真的? 你以為你們是誰 精靈警察嗎? -Everyone all right? -Really? What are you, fairy patrol?
以為8個精靈就能 把我這個230磅的人給制服嗎 I'm 230 pounds of man. It's gonna take more than eight fairies to get me.
拿開你的仙人手 這就是你們的禮儀嗎? Get your fairy hands off me. Is this fairy etiquette?
好的 All right. Okay.
-我們說到哪了? -救命 把我弄醒吧! -Where were we? -Help! Wake me up!
我在做惡夢 請幫幫我! I'm in a nightmare! Please! Please, help me!
惡夢才剛開始 伙計 The nightmare's just beginning, buddy.
你找打架是吧? You want a shot at the title?
是嗎? 你覺得自己 Is that it? You feeling lucky...
-會走運? -嘿 ...punk? -Hey.
我感覺會走運啊 幫我拿著 Maybe I am. Hold these, baby.
我什么也看不到 把眼鏡還給我 這個主意很愚蠢 I can't see anything, give them back. That... It was a stupid idea.
你想嘗嘗我的厲害 是嗎? 我準備好了 Oh, yeah. You want a piece of this, huh? I'm ready to go.
嘿 Hey.
你剛犯了大錯 You just made a big mistake.
不 No.
我的天啊 你拿出來一枝魔法棒 Please. You got a magic wand.
然后呢 把兔子從帽子里變出來嗎? You gonna pull a rabbit out of the hat?
精靈之戰! Fairy fight!
-我們不要太興奮了 -我也有一個 -Let's not get carried away. -Now I got one too.
我給你介紹兩個兄弟斯萊“肌”和“肌克” I'm gonna introduce you to the Hammer brothers, Sledge and Jack.
你想要哪一個? 你想要見哪一個? Who do you want? Who do you wanna meet?
-我看不到了 看不到了 -哦 乖乖 -I can't see. Can't see. -Oh, dear.
看起來 你打架找錯了精靈 It looks like you picked on the wrong fairy.
我能看見了 魔法棒 I can see. Oh, magic wand.
天哪 魔法棒斷了 Oh, my gosh, the magic wand go bang-bang.
這里怎么回事? What is going on here?
-我告訴你這里發生了什么 -這個愚蠢的仙子出現在這里 -I'll tell you what's going on. -The sugar-dumb fairy showed up.
他給我介紹 He was gonna introduce me...
-他的兩個兄弟 -他們還在啊 ...to the Hammer brothers. -They're still in town.
閉嘴! 你們就像矮精靈一樣 Stop it! You're behaving like leprechauns.
他的態度非常有問題 He has got such a major attitude problem.
我非常了解他的態度 相信我 Oh, I'm well aware of his attitude, believe me.
-你好 湯普森先生 -嗨 -Hello, Mr. Thompson. -Hi.
關于你的服裝 我們感到抱歉 Sorry about the foul-up with your outfit.
預算問題 特雷斯會打點好的 Budget problems. Tracy will take care of it.
誰 他? 對 他會的 太好了 Who, him? Yeah, sure. Great.
你 先生 犯有傳播“無信論”的罪名 You, sir, are guilty of disseminating disbelief.
夢想殺手 Killing dreams.
犯一級謀殺幻想的罪名 Committing first-degree murder of fantasy...
-…這在仙界的法律 -等等 這是關于 ...which by fairy law... -Wait, is this because...
-…德絲的嗎? 聽著 -對不起 ...of what happened with Tess? Listen... -Excuse me.
我還沒有說完 我看著像說完了嗎? I hadn't finished speaking. Did I look as though I had finished speaking?
我哪知道 這兒每個人都有英國口音 Don't know. Everybody's got British accents.
你又打斷我 我正教訓你不要打斷我說話 You just interrupted me again while I was admonishing you for interrupting me.
我看起來不夠官方嗎? Do I not look official enough?
我不明白 I don't understand...
為什么警察 消防員從來不會被打斷 ...why policemen or firemen don't get interrupted...
就因為多了一對翅膀 忽然所有禮貌都不見了 ...but you add a pair of wings and suddenly all manners go out the window.
比起沒有翅膀的 你不是應該更加敬畏有翅膀的人嗎? Shouldn't you be more in awe of somebody with wings than without?
你不了解我的能力 You have no idea what I'm capable of.
我可以飛起來 做些你意想不到的事情 I could just fly up into the air and do something crazy.
或許我可以噴出火來 Maybe I breathe fire.
你根本不知道 You don't know.
對不起我打斷你說話 我不是故意的 I'm sorry for interrupting you. I didn't mean it.
這樣好多了 That is better.
為了償還你對人道做出的破壞 In order to pay your debt to humanity...
你必須在這段時間做牙仙子 ...you are hereby ordered to serve time as a tooth fairy.
一般的徒刑是一個星期 The normal sentence is one week...
但是 因為你很有膽量 ...but because you have the nerve, the unmitigated gall...
稱自己為“奪牙惡魔” ...to actually call yourself a tooth fairy...
這侮辱了我們所有的宗旨 ...thus make a mockery of everything we stand for...
我判你徒刑延長至兩個星期 ...l'm sentencing you to two weeks' tooth-fairy duty.
不 不 不 這不公平 不 No, no, no. It's unfair. No.
-還打斷我的話 -又打斷 真不敢相信 -Interrupting. -Interrupting again. Unbelievable.
把他帶走 給他穿好制服 然后把他帶去飛行學校 Take him away. See that he's properly outfitted and get him into flying school.
對不起 什么? I'm sorry, what?
首先 你會遇到杰瑞 Oh, but first, you get to meet Jerry.
對不起 精靈圣母 我再提最后一個問題 Excuse me, Fairy Godmother? I have one last question.
這芭蕾裙會不會顯得我屁股大? Does this tutu make my butt look big?
是的 Yes.
非常大 Huge.
被反將了一軍吧 Egg on the face.
-別搞我 別 -來吧 -No, don't. No. -Come on.
-好了 -很好 你穿對了男裝 -All right. -Good. You got the male version.
-轉一圈讓我看看 -信不信我把拳頭對這你鼻子轉一圈? -Give us a spin so I can see. -How about I give you a spin with my fist?
-什么意思? -這是威脅 -What does that mean? -It's a threat.
-我還以為你要這樣轉… -不 我要打你的鼻子 -It sounds like you're gonna... -I'll punch you in the nose.
-你應該說的清楚一些 -那是什么? -You should have said that. Clearer. -What's that?
真可悲 像個孩子似的 That is just pathetic. Just like a child.
雞肉可以啊 Chicken is fine.
我不討厭你做的雞肉 I don't hate your chicken.
我喜歡你做的雞肉 我不喜歡你做的牛腩 I like your chicken. I hate your brisket.
好 我來了 再見 Yeah, I'm coming. Goodbye.
千萬別娶矮精靈當老婆 哦 夢想終結者 Never marry a leprechaun. Oh, the dream-popper.
對那個小孩子撒謊 感覺好嗎? Hey. Did it make you feel good to lie to that kid?
-我沒對孩子撒謊 -你告訴那個孩子世上沒有牙仙子 對嗎 -I didn't lie. -You told the kid there was no tooth fairy.
-對 -騙子 -Right. -Liar.
-好 抱歉 我… -“抱歉”只是個開頭 -Look, I'm sorry l... -"Sorry" is a beginning.
現在如果你想成為牙仙子 你得做好準備 Now, if you're gonna be a fairy, you gotta be ready.
不過… Although...
來 Yeah.
兄弟 有一種藥 Dude, there is a pill.
很棒的藥 I mean, an amazing pill.
只要你吃了藥 你就不用做任何事情 You take this pill, you don't have to do any of this.
-真的嗎? -不 我只是開玩笑 -Really? -No, I was just kidding.
你看 你生我氣了 因為你相信了 但我把你的希望澆滅了 You're mad. You believed, then I took it away.
盡管生我氣吧 我不在乎 我時間充足的很 來 跟著杰瑞走 Be mad at me, I don't care. I have tenure. Come on, walk with Jerry.
好了 這是你的牙袋 防水的 很多隔層 Okay, here's your tool pouch. Waterproof. A lot of compartments.
你可以在里面裝不少東西 懂了不? You can get a lot of stuff in there. You dig?
-懂了 -好 這個… -Yeah. -Okay. This...
這是你的魔法棒 牙齒探測儀 有雷達的 能收到卡連特電臺 This is your wand. Tooth detector, radar jammer. Keeps picking up Radio Caliente.
-我不知道那電臺是關于什么的 -那是什么? -I don't know what that's about. -What's that?
魔法按鈕 Magic generator button.
想讓它做什么都行 前提是必須相信它 Does whatever you want it to do. But you have to believe or it won't work.
所以對于人類來說應該用不上 還有這個 So it's pretty much useless to humans. And this.
千萬別弄丟了 You don't ever wanna lose this.
-什么東西? -表面上看 它像一個ipod適配器 -What is it? -Well, it looks like an iPod adapter.
-對 嗯 它是什么? -它是一個ipod適配器 -Right, so, what is it? -It's an iPod adapter.
干嘛用的? What's it for?
聽ipod用的 Listening to your iPod.
我們免費贈送ipod 你沒去申請碼? You get a free iPod. Did you not ask for your free iPod?
-不知道 真的嗎? -我在開玩笑 -No. Really? -I'm just kidding.
你怎么老是耍人啊? Yeah, why do you keep doing that?
我病了 我只剩下幾個月的生命了 I'm not well. I actually just have a few months to live.
-啊 你在開玩笑 -我當然在開玩笑 我怎么會跟說這個? -Oh, you're kidding. -Of course. Would I share that with you?
我剛認識你 而且 你對小孩子撒謊 來 我們有正事要做 I just met you. Plus, you lie to kids. Come on, we got business to do.
隱形噴霧劑 Invisibility spray.
用了它 除了精靈 沒有人能看到你 Use it, nobody can see you except other fairies.
還有這個 兄弟 相信我 And this, dude, trust me.
縮小膏 放一點在你的舌頭上 Shrinking paste. You put a little on your tongue...
你會縮到6英寸那么小 ...you shrink down to about 6 inches tall.
你想要試一下嗎 來吧 我們一起試一下 You wanna do it? Come on, let's do it together.
來吧 我們可以互相跳到對方的手上 Come on, we'll jump into each other's hands.
-我不想跳到你的手上 -真的嗎? 讓我們一起變小吧 -I don't wanna jump into your hands. -Really? Come on. Let's get small.
有時候和我老婆在家 Sometimes when I'm home with the wife, right...
我會用兩倍的量 ...l'll take a double hit.
變成那么小 我把腳伸進墨水瓶里 I get down to that big. My feet dangle in the inkwell.
然后等她睡著了 我走遍她的全身 Then when she's out, I walk all over her body.
當她醒來的時候 發現腳印布滿她的身體會問這是怎么了? When she wakes up, there's footprints all over. She goes, "What is this?"
我則會說 我不知道 聽著 當你結婚很久了 I go, "Hey, I don't know." See, when you're married a long time...
你就會做這種事情 ...you do stuff like this.
好吧 讓我想想還有別的什么? All right, let's see. What else?
想吃糖嗎 我自己做的 Would you like a mint? I made them myself. Here.
來吧 嘗一下 真的很不錯 Taste them. Come on. Really good.
快呀 嘗一個 Go ahead. Taste it.
-好吧 好 -請自便 -Yeah, sure. Great. -Help yourself.
非常好吃 These are good.
是的 非常好吃 Yeah, these are good.
-狗吠糖 非常便利 -干嘛用的? -Dog-bark mints. Comes in very handy. -For what?
嚇嚇貓 郵遞員 追你的小狗 Cats, mailmen, dogs that come up behind you.
-或是你騙了的小孩 -我到底 -Or if a kid you lied to comes after you. -How many times...
-要講多少次對不起? -6次 ...I gotta say I'm sorry about that? -Six times.
對不起 對不起 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
對不起 對… I'm sorry. I'm...
對不起 我開玩笑的 不敢相信你真會這么做 I'm sorry, I was just kidding. I can't believe you did this.
你打球沒戴頭盔嗎? 你怎么回事啊? Did you play without a helmet or something? What is with you?
你的腦袋就像被鎖起來似的 我告訴你 It's like your brain is in a penalty box, I'm telling you. And you got...
你的眼睛跟鯊魚的似的 ...the eyes of a shark, but, like...
只是 像死鯊魚的 好了 聽著 ...deader. All right, listen.
驅貓劑 很重要 如果你不喜歡貓 Cat Away. Important. If you're not a cat person...
這個東西會非常的實用 ...this thing will come in very handy. Yeah.
我怎么能忘記那個東西 別動 I almost had a senior fairy moment. Don't you move.
這是我最偉大的發明 This is my greatest invention ever.
健忘粉 只要一點 小孩子能忘記前幾秒發生的事情 Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.
好了 不可能 別鬧了 Yeah, right. Come on.
-就是這么用的 -什么東西這么用的? -That's how it works. -How what works?
健忘粉 只要一點 小孩子能忘記前幾秒發生的事情 Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.
-就是這么用的 -什么東西這么用的? -That's how it works. -How what works?
健忘粉 只要一點 小孩子能忘記前幾秒發生的事情 Amnesia dust. Throw a pinch, the kid forgets everything for the last few seconds.
-就是這么用的 -什么東西這么用的? -That's how it works. -How what works?
每次都這么好玩 Never gets old.
你想要飛 就一定要相信自己能飛 不過必須先學會如何運用你的翅膀 You wanna fly, you gotta believe. But you gotta learn to use your wings.
“運用我的翅膀” 你知道你現在聽起來有多滑稽嗎? "Use my wings." You know how ridiculous you sound right now?
這個小矮人是誰? Who's your hobbit friend over here?
等等 你站在這好嗎 要學就要拜最好的師傅 Wait. You stay here, okay? You have to learn from the best.
他被公認為最好的 And some dang fool accused this guy of being the best.
我是不可能飛的 我有打冰球的老傷 Me and flying is just not gonna happen. I've got an old hockey injury...
所以我的翅膀可能不好使 ...so I probably got a bad wing.
-這個理由我以前沒聽過 -最近怎么樣? -That's one I never heard before. -How's it going?
你好嗎 兄弟? 想讓我把大力士變成彼得潘嗎? What's up, man? Want me to turn He-Man into Peter Pan?
-別提這茬了 -怎么了 在竊竊私語嗎? -Don't get me started, homey. -What is that? Your secret fairy jiving?
沒聽到我說話嗎? 我說我的翅膀壞了 我不能飛 Maybe you didn't hear me. I said I've got a bad wing. I can't fly.
-把我放下來! -一不做二不休? -Put me down! -D.O. D?
-是的 -再來狠點的 -Yeah. -I'm cranking this baby up.
放我下來 Put me down.
看來你已經準備好飛物躲避! I think you're ready to practice the F.O. A!
飛物躲避? F.O. A?
什么是飛物躲避? What's F.O. A?
飛行物躲避訓練 Flying object avoidance.
我朝你扔東西 你躲開 明白嗎? I throw something at you, you get out of the way, okay?
你最好別這么做… You better not throw anything at...
-你想打兩個嗎 特雷斯? -放我下來! -You wanna get in on this, Tracy? -Put me down!
把這些想成是你的責任 你要躲避他們 Lmagine these are your responsibilities and you're avoiding them.
-盡管來吧! -溫布爾登! -Bring it on! -Wimbledon!
你打到我的兄弟了… It's Hammer brother...
舉起你的右手 然后跟著我念 我 你的名字 Raise your right hand, repeat after me. I, fill in your name.
-我 德瑞·湯普森 -宣誓盡我所能去承擔和履行 -I, Derek Thompson. -Swear to uphold and perform.
宣誓盡我所能去承擔和履行 Swear to uphold and perform.
職責、責任和義務 The duties, responsibilities and obligations.
以一個牙仙子的身份 Of a tooth fairy.
-以一個牙仙子的身份 -我不會酒后飛行 -Of a tooth fairy. -And that I will not drink and fly.
酒后飛行? Drink and fly?
好 好 這事不能開玩笑 Okay, no, that's serious. That's serious.
不會酒后飛行 That I will not drink and fly.
歡迎加入 這些券可以在禮品痁里使用 Welcome aboard. These coupons are redeemable at the gift shop.
太好了 說不定能買個“請勿追尾”的貼紙 Maybe I could have a fairy bumper sticker.
好了 行了 我承認 All right, I concede. It's real.
-精靈的確存在 -現在說太遲了 -Fairies do exist. -It's too late.
-你的刑期明天開始 -不 不 這樣不行 -Your sentence begins tomorrow. -No, no, no.
不 這肯定能延期 就像陪審團陪審義務一樣 No. There's gotta be a way to postpone this, like jury duty.
我肯定這里有仙人義務 或者其他什么 I'm sure up here you have fairy duty or whatever it is you have.
我那邊還有一個教練整天在我耳邊?嗦 我還去給我的女朋友道歉 I've got a coach breathing down my neck. I gotta patch things up with my girlfriend.
你打斷你了 我很抱歉 The interrupting thing. I'm sorry.
任何一個任務失敗 你的刑期會延長一個星期 Any assignment you miss, you get another week.
而且如果你這個星期沒能完成任務 And if you fail your terms of service...
或者告訴任何人你是牙仙子 都將變成無期徒刑 ...or tell anyone you're a tooth fairy, your time will be extended indefinitely.
-真的嗎? 我不走了 -再見 湯普森先生 -Oh, really? I'm not leaving. -Goodbye, Mr. Thompson.
不 No.
對不起 I'm sorry.
為什么? For what?
因為我昨天晚上所說的那些話 What I said last night.
哪部分? Which part?
所有冒犯你的部分 All the parts that deeply offended you.
好嗎? 所有的話和想法 Okay? Everything I've ever said...
甚至在遇到你之前的 ...or thought. Even before I met you.
-想進來嗎? -恩 當然 -Wanna come in? -Oh, yeah.
你可以去和蘭迪單獨聊一聊 You can spend that one-on-one time with Randy.
當然 Yeah.
我去車里拿些東西 很快就回來 Let me go to my car and get something, and I'll be right back.
我和蘭迪 Me and Randy.
好吧 All right. Yeah.
-你不知道你彈得這么好 -你來干什么? -I didn't know you could shred. -What do you want?
我給你帶來了一個禮物 你猜它是什么 I brought you a present. Guess what it is.
是個小狗嗎? Is it a puppy?
不 聰明小子 不是小狗 是我的冰球棍 No, wise guy, it's not a puppy. It's one of my hockey sticks.
現在 加上我的親筆簽名 “你的朋友 And now, after signed, "Your pal...
奪牙惡魔” ...the Tooth Fairy"...
現在它就值錢了 給你 ...now it's worth a lot of money. There you go.
好吧 我把它放在這里了 Okay. I'm just gonna leave it right here.
我相信你用這把吉它吸引了不少女生吧 I bet you get a lot of chicks with that guitar.
-這些話題有什么好聊的? -為什么? -Can we stop this now? -Stop what?
你就像我媽媽的前男友們 You're just like my mom's past boyfriends.
-試著對我好來取悅她 -不 不是像你想的那樣 -Pretending to be nice to me to impress her. -No, you're wrong.
我比你媽媽的前男友們都要帥 I'm much better-looking than your mom's past boyfriends.
來擊個破冰之拳吧 Big-boy pound for trying to break the ice.
-不行 還是不行 是吧 -我得練習了 -No? It's going away. -I have to get back to practice.
這樣吧 你來我家 我把我的鼓找出來 How about you come over to my place, I could break out my old drum kit...
你帶著你的吉它 我們可以一起來玩音樂 ...you could bring your guitar, and we could have a jam session.
這樣吧 我會告訴我的媽媽 你人不錯 How about I just go tell my mom you're actually pretty cool...
-作為交換 你少和我套近乎? -成交 ...and you stop trying to bond with me? -I'll take that deal.
你不會相信在你走后 蘭迪是怎么說你的 So you'll never believe what Randy said about you after you left.
他說你人還不錯 He said that you were actually pretty cool.
當然 我是不錯 Well, I am pretty cool.
我看得出來 I'll say.
不管怎樣 你成功了 再接再厲 好嗎 Well, whatever you're doing is working. So why don't you keep it up?
-誰是“T”? -我不知道 -Who's "T"? -I have no idea. I don't know.
不過我倒是有一個很棒的驚喜給你 What I do know is I would love for you to close your eyes...
把眼睛閉上 ...because I have an amazing surprise.
-真的嗎? 好吧 -真的 -Really? Okay. -Oh, yeah.
-閉上你的眼睛 -好的 -Close your eyes. -Okay.
好 一會就回來 All right. Be right back.
你的驚喜不是一個6尺3 擁有深褐色眼睛的人吧? Is my surprise 6-foot-3 with dark-brown eyes?
-不 你一會就會知道了 -我喜歡驚喜 -Oh, you'll find out shortly. -I love surprises.
準備好 Get ready.
我知道你就站在我前面 Oh, I know you're right in front of me.
-不要睜開眼睛 -好的 -Keep your eyes closed. -Okay.
不要看 沒事 Don't look. Everything's okay.
-不要偷看 -好的 -Don't peek. -Okay.
-我需要新鮮空氣 -怎么了? -I need some air. -What?
-我不太舒服 -那我過來了…? -I'm not feeling well. -Should I come...?
不 不要 No! No.
-你能幫我拿些抗菌藥嗎? -當然 在哪呢? -Can you give me some Pepto? -Of course, where is it?
在樓上的洗手間 它在… It's upstairs in the bathroom. It's way...
-…樓上 -好的 我的天啊 ...upstairs. -Oh, my gosh.
-喂? -喂 -Hello? -Hello.
-你是誰? -是我 特雷斯 -Who is this? -It's me. It's Tracy.
-特雷斯 誰? -特雷斯 負責你案子的人 -Tracy who? -Tracy, your caseworker.
你的第一個任務對象剛睡著了 Your first assignment has just fallen asleep...
趕緊到希爾特科夫663號來 ...so get yourself over quick to 663 Shelter Cove.
-那不是一個夢嗎 -再想想吧 -I thought that was a dream. -Think again.
-德瑞? -不 不 -Derek? -Oh, no! No.
-你在哪? -樹叢里 不要靠近我 -Where are you? -Bushes. Don't come any closer.
你不能看到我現在的樣子 那會讓我的美好印象 在你心里破滅 You can't see me like this. It'll ruin your romantic image of me.
親愛的 你病得很厲害啊 Oh, honey. You are so sick.
-是的 -我找遍了整個衛生間 -Yeah. -I checked the entire bathroom.
我什么也沒找到 I couldn't find anything.
洗手池底下呢 最里面 Look underneath the sink. Underneath the sink.
洗手池的最里面 Way back deep underneath the sink.
-好吧 -喂? -Okay. -Hello?
你知道規則 你不能錯過任何任務 You heard the rules. You can't miss an assignment.
另外 那些翅膀會一直在你身上 直到你拿到牙齒 Plus those wings will stay until you get that tooth.
噢 天哪 Oh, man.
你從來不收拾嗎 You could clean up a little.
我的翅膀 My wing.
-來的還挺快 -真不敢相信這是真的 -Delicate. Well done. -I can't believe this is happening.
這確實是真的 去到房間里 取出牙齒 It is happening, so get in the house and fetch the tooth.
不 不 我哪也不去 No, no. I'm not going anywhere.
-你為什么不進去? -因為這不是我的工作 -Why don't you go in? -It's not my job.
這就不對了 你是精靈 你去拿出來不就得了嗎 That doesn't make sense. You're a fairy. You go in and get the tooth.
我不是帶翅膀的精靈 我只負責案件 I'm not a winged fairy. I'm a caseworker fairy...
有更多的責任 ...which involves more responsibility.
像整理文件啊 再把文件放到信封里啊 非常不容易 There's a lot of filing and putting stuff in envelopes. It's tricky.
啊 原來是你的能力不夠 So you're saying you're not good enough.
-不是 -所以他們把你放在小桌子后面 -I'm not. -And they stuck you behind a desk.
不 我告訴你他們做了什么 No, I'll tell you what they did.
在工作的地方有很多翅膀歧視 很有趣 There's a lot of wing discrimination in the workplace. Very funny.
-你打算如何拿到牙齒? -也許我飛進去 -How you gonna get the tooth? -Maybe I'll wing it.
-很好 你要怎么進去? -飛進去 并且禱告一下 -Brilliant. How are you gonna get in? -On a wing and a prayer.
-這非常好笑 -我該從房子的哪一側 -This is very funny stuff. -Which wing of the house...
-進去? -你想加一個星期嗎? ...should I start with? -Want another week?
不 不 不 我不想要多留一分鐘 No. No, no. I don't want another minute of this.
所以 你有什么建議 愛因斯坦大人? 我不能飛 怎么辦? So, what do you suggest, Einstein? I can't fly, so do what?
你縮小 然后從門縫鉆進去? How about you shrink yourself down and slide under the door?
縮小 鉆進去 對對 任何人都會這么做 Just shrink and slide in. Yeah, that's what anybody would do.
其實是這樣的 好嗎? It is, actually, okay?
-會疼嗎? -希望如此 -Is this gonna hurt? -Let's hope so.
-快點 -我如何再變大? -Come on. -And how do I get big again?
是自動的 從你縮小開始 就在慢慢的增長 It's automatic. From the moment you shrink, you start to regrow.
大約能持續一個小時 快點 It normally takes about an hour. Come on.
我真不敢相信 I can't believe this.
-吃了它 -閉嘴 -Eat it. -Shut up.
吃吧 Down the hatch.
好吃 好吃 真好吃 Yum, yum, in Derek's tum.
不錯吧? Nice?
不 不 等等 等等! Oh, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
現在看起來也沒什么可怕 Not so brave now, little wee man.
別 別! No, no, no!
看你在笑話我沒翅膀 被欺負的感覺如何 Wing jokes aren't so funny now. The shoe's on the other foot.
-好了 夠了 -你應該尊重我 -Okay. Okay. -You should shoe me some respect.
我會對你尊重的 I'll shoe you some respect.
等我變大了 我會給你點顏色看看的! When I get bigger, I'm gonna slap the glasses off your face!
-你竟敢惹怒我 -怎么樣 你就會這些了嗎? -You "shoe-dn't" upset me. -Is that the best you got?
把錢拿好 Just take the money.
嘿 小心點 別亂扔錢! Hey, watch it! Don't throw money!
我的翅膀 我的翅膀 My wing. My wing.
錢很重 很重 Money's heavy. Money's heavy.
我討厭做這個 我敢相信 我的翅膀 我的翅膀 I hate this. I can't believe... Oh, my wing. My wing.
好了 Okay.
不 不 No, no.
我是牙仙子 I'm the tooth fairy.
我是牙仙子 不 不 不 The tooth fairy. No, no, no.
好了 孩子 不要擔心 我們來了 It's okay, buddy, we're coming. Don't worry, sweetheart.
怎么了? 什么事? 親愛的 我們來了 What's going on? What is it? Darling, we're coming.
發生什么了? 你還好吧? What's going on? Are you okay?
-寶貝 怎么了? -剛才我看到一些東西 -Honey, what's the matter? -I saw something.
-你看到了什么? -是一個很小的人 -What did you see? -It was a little tiny man.
希望你不餓 Hope you're not hungry.
乖貓貓 乖貓貓 不要傷害我 Nice kitty. Don't hurt me, kitty.
我是牙仙子 I'm the tooth fairy!
給我消失! 貓咪 走開 Disappear! Kitty, be gone!
德瑞? Derek?
-凱莉? -快來抱抱我 -Carly? -Come cuddle with me.
-不要 -怎么了? -No. -What?
-我去睡了 還是不舒服 -嘿 -Going to bed. Still not well. -Hey.
我變大的時候叫你 我的意思是好了的時候 I'll call you when I'm bigger. I mean better.
大家好 冰球的粉絲們 我是史蒂夫·比尤利 Hello, fans. I'm Steve Levy coming to you from the wolf den...
我在密歇根蘭辛 冰狼隊主場向你報道 ...here in Lansing, Michigan, home of the Lansing Ice Wolves.
我們今天能看到一位希望之星 We are about to see the potentially historic debut...
18歲的新成員首次亮相 ...of an 18-year-old phenom.
米克·唐納利將第一次踏上冰場 Mick Donnelly is just about set to take the ice for the first time.
準備好你的第一場比賽了嗎? You pumped up for your first game?
是的 我早就準備好了 Yeah, pops, I'm super pumped.
這意味著我離大聯盟又跨近了一步 It means one less game until I'm out and into the bigs.
我不想對你好聲好氣了 I'm done being generous.
這是我的王國 你在我的王國里 This is my kingdom. You're in my kingdom.
我才是國王 你應該知道你是什么? I'm the king. You know what you are?
你就像那些穿著緊身褲的家伙們 戴著很娘的假發在場子里上竄下跳 You're like one of those little guys in tights who run around the court in a poofy wig.
米克最棒! 米克最棒! 米克最棒! Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick! Mick the Stick!
看來你被踢下王位了 Looks like you've been dethroned.
好了 這是最后的時刻了 This is it. Final minute regulation time.
冰狼隊二比一領先狂人隊 The Ice Wolves lead the Roughnecks two to one...
小唐納利毫無畏懼之心 ...and the kid Donnelly has lived up to the hype.
他還在上演他的帽子戲法 He's still working on that hat trick.
球回到了狂人隊手里 The puck comes back to the Roughnecks.
迅速的一擊! 好樣的 擋住了 There's a quick shot. Nice save.
冰球到了角落里 唐納利得到了球 The puck goes into the corner, and Donnelly's picked it up.
他一個急停 甩掉了對手 Now he puts on the brakes and spins out of trouble.
看看 他根本是在飛 吉姆 Look at him fly, Jim.
他又晃掉了一個防守員 他來了 He fakes another defender, and here he comes.
唐納利在冰上急馳 看他的身手 Donnelly's rushing up the ice. Look at those moves.
他在狂人隊員穿梭 如入無人之境 He's going through the Roughnecks like they're a bunch of rented mules.
在狂人隊門前轉了一圈 Donnelly circles around the Roughneck goal.
他尋找隊友傳球 現在到了邊界處 He looks out front to pass. Now he kicks it off the board.
他脫身了 開始控球 Now Donnelly clears himself off the boards and takes a pass in the slot.
他要射門了! He looks to shoot!
卡薩高地2631號 小孩睡著了
不 不是現在吧 No, not now.
唐納利被撞飛倒在了地上 What a bone-crushing open-ice hit to Donnelly. And he's down.
湯普森本來是要擋住敵人的 Thompson was gonna clear Lembeck out...
可他忽然倒在地上 根本沒人觸碰到他 ...and suddenly instead, he just dropped to the ice. No one even touched him.
嘿 湯普森 你浪費了我一個帽子戲法 和ESPN的訪談 Hey, Thompson. You cost me a hat trick and an interview on ESPN.
嘿! 過來 我想和你談談 Hey! Get over here. I wanna talk to you.
嘿 你在做什么? 給我出來 Hey! What are you doing? Get out here.
不行 不 我現在很忙 不能簽名 我很忙 No, no, I'm very busy right now. No autographs. I'm busy.
好吧 我等著你 Fine. I'll wait.
你們倆在談什么? What are you guys talking about?
什么鬼東西? What the heck?
-他穿的是什么? -快看湯普森的腳 -What's he wearing? -Check out Thompson's feet, boys.
德瑞 Derek.
-他像打冰球的小女孩 -消失 -He looks like a little girl hockey player. -Disappear.
那可不行 要不你出來 或者我們進去 No, no, no. Either you come out or we're coming in.
對 Yeah.
-一 -這可不妙 -One. -This is not good.
二 Two.
三! Three!
怎么了? 你怎么遲到了? 你去哪了 What happened? Why are you late? Where have you been?
-閉嘴 別跟我說話 -你怎么濕了? -Don't talk to me. Shut up. -Why are you wet?
-我討厭這份工作 -什么味道 受不了了 -And I hate this job. -What's that smell? That's intense.
沒法呼吸了 太臭了 I can't breathe. That's too much.
把我眼睛都熏疼了 It's making my eyes hurt.
-你好 -你好 -Hello. -Hi.
-怎么…? -媽媽 我回來了 -What the...? -Mom, I'm home.
小孩在哪? Where's the kid?
-和善點 有禮貌點 -我剛從廁所里出來 -Be nice. Be respectful. -I just came out of a toilet.
你認為我會在意嗎? 精靈媽媽 這是你要的牙齒 Do you think I care? Mama fairy. There is your tooth.
把這牙齒拿去 做你應該做的事 You do whatever it is you do here in fairy world with your teeth.
湯普森先生 你的案件管理人員反應 Mr. Thompson, according to your caseworker...
你根本沒有任何牙仙子的精神 ...you're not exactly embracing the tooth-fairy spirit.
-真的嗎? 我的案件負責人這么說了? -不是 -Really? Is that what my caseworker said? -No.
你告訴她的嗎? 我來告訴你一些事情 我的負責人嫉妒有翅膀的人 You called her. Let me tell you something. My caseworker here has wing envy.
-不是真的 -這是事實 -Not true. -It is true.
我最愛在辦公室工作了 I am a giant fan of all the administrating.
-你討厭這工作 -我就是為了這個生存的 -You hate this job. -I live for it.
-不 不是這樣的 你討厭這個工作 -你們倆別說了 -No, you don't. You hate this. -Will you two stop it?
看看你對這一家人做了什么 Just look at what you have done to this family.
-你是誰? -你是誰? -Who are you? -Who are you?
-我不知道 -我到家了嗎? -I don't know. -Am I home yet?
-這不好笑 -看到那個小狗沒? 它的眼睛那樣的 -It's not funny. -See the dog? His eyes were like that:
-你做的過火了 -仙媽媽 你的上司是誰? -You overdid it. -Fairy Godmother, who is your supervisor?
誰是你上級? 甘地嗎? 我要找他去說 Who's above you? Gandhi? Who do I talk to?
-我要投訴 -你有另外一個任務 -I wanna file a complaint now. -You have another assignment.
-你在開玩笑嗎? -有時候是有兩個任務的 -Are you kidding me? -Sometimes there's a double-header.
趕緊告訴我牙在哪 我還想趕緊回家 Tell me where the tooth is so I can get it and go home.
不 要等到孩子睡著了 恐怕你得等著了 Oh, no, not until the child falls asleep. Till then, I'm afraid you have to wait.
-進來 我給你留了一個座位 -好的 -Come on. I saved you a seat. -Okay.
一個小孩下午就睡了 另一個整夜都不睡 One kid falls asleep in the afternoon. Another kid's up all night.
我喜歡喝茶 Oh, I love a cup of tea.
-好茶嗎? -醒腦提神 -Good tea? -Refreshing.
天啊… 任務取消 Oh, bull...
嗨 你好些了嗎? Hi. You feeling any better?
是的 好一點了 你們上來吧 Yeah, a little bit. How about you guys come on up?
-你好 德瑞 -你好呀 小美人兒 -Hi, Derek. -Hi, gorgeous.
其實 我有一件事想請你幫忙 Actually, I have a really big favor to ask.
德絲和我剛收到一個臨時的邀請 Tess and I just got a last-minute invitation...
-參加化裝派對 -非常不錯 -To a beauty makeover party! -Nice.
化裝派對 A beauty makeover party.
我在想 反正你和蘭迪相處的也不錯 I was wondering, because you're getting along so well now...
蘭迪可以跟你待一會兒嗎? ...if Randy can hang out with you for a little while.
麻煩你了 Please?
行 行 當然 Yeah. Yes. Of course.
太棒了 謝謝你 我會感謝你的 Super, thank you. I'll make it up to you.
-要乖啊 玩得開心 -再見 -Be good. Have fun. -Bye.
太棒了 That's awesome.
我看冰球真的是你的一切 I can see hockey's been really good to you.
你是想在待在這兒 還是想去派對? Do you wanna hang with me or do you wanna go get a beauty makeover?
-這東西不錯吧 -是啊 無所謂了 -Pretty cool stuff in here, huh? -Yeah. Whatever.
要不要拿一個試一下 看看音效怎么樣 Why don't you take one down, see how it sounds?
我不想 I don't want to.
別啊 給你 試試看 No, here. Give it a shot.
-不用 真不用 -沒關系 試試看 -Please. Don't. -Give it a shot.
試試它的音效怎么樣 彈彈看 Let's see how it sounds. Go ahead.
聽著很不錯 我去看看鼓 That sounds great. I'm gonna go check out the drums and the sticks.
在這同時 你繼續練習 你彈得挺好的 In the meantime, you just keep practicing because all that is just awesome.
-蘭迪 你好 -你好 -Hi, Randy. -Hey, what's up?
-聽起來很不錯 -謝謝 -You sound pretty good. -Thanks.
-你會在才藝表演上彈嗎? -凱莉! -You gonna play in the talent show? -Kelly!
原來你在這 There you are.
你干嘛和這個頹廢男說話? Why you talking to emo boy?
-本 別說的這么難聽 -你爸爸在等你 我們得走了 -Don't be a jerk, Ben. -Your dad's waiting. We have to go.
-再見 蘭迪 -再見 -Bye, Randy. -Bye.
你想都別想再和她說話 聽到了嗎 白癡 Don't think about talking to her. You got it, loser?
-知道了 -你把這東西放下 -Okay. -You should put this away...
你太爛了 ...because you stink.
-你干嘛拿著蘭迪的吉它? -我也不太清楚 -What are you doing with Randy's guitar? -I don't know.
-你應該還給他 -好的 -So you should give it back to him. -Okay.
現在你可以走了 快點 Now you can get out of here. Beat it.
-你麻煩大了 -走著瞧唄 -You are in trouble now. -We'll see.
好 走著瞧 你能管上兩對嗎? Oh, I know we'll see. Can you beat two pair?
想知道就跟吧 Call me and find out.
哦哦 小伙子 全下了 Big boy puts in all his big-boy Doodles.
我跟 我才不怕呢 我兩個A兩K Look at that. Me too. I'm not scared because it's aces over kings.
-同花 -不可能 -Flush. -No.
看吧 全都是我的了 Yes. Look at all these Doodles, and they're all mine.
-你行 -是的 -Nice. -Yeah.
-我會慢慢享用 -別顯擺 -I'm gonna enjoy these. -Don't rub it in.
我能問你個事嗎? Can I ask you something?
是不是有關你的身體 它開始變化了? It's about your body and how it's changing, isn't it?
-什么? -你身上發生的所有變化 -What? -Everything that's happening to you...
都是自然的 ...and your body now is natural.
-你正在生長… -別 別說了 -Are you growing...? -No. No.
-你有很奇妙的感覺嗎? -別說了 -Do you have a funny feeling...? -Stop.
-你會慢慢地長出… -不 別說了 -You'll start to grow... -No. Stop talking.
-好吧 好吧 你… -那根本不是我想問的 -Okay, okay. Well, you... -That wasn't what I was gonna ask at all.
-好的 -根本不靠譜 -Okay. -It wasn't even close.
好的 保證不再說青春期的事 Okay. All right. Big-boy pound for not wanting to talk about puberty.
行了吧? 謝天謝地 相信我 我也不想說這個 Right? Yes, thank goodness. Believe me, I don't wanna talk about it either.
好了 說真的 什么事? All right. What's up, seriously?
好 恩… All right. Well...
我們學校要舉行一個才藝表演賽 ...there's this talent show coming up at my school and...
然后呢 Okay.
我媽媽想讓我參加 但是我… My mom thinks I should play in it, and I'm kind of...
我也說不清楚 I don't know.
好 我覺得你應該參加 Well, maybe you should play in it.
-是嗎? -對 -Yeah? -Yeah.
當然 你會很棒的 我聽過你彈吉他 真的很不錯 Yeah, you will be great. I heard you play. You're really good, man.
女孩子們 她們喜歡吉它手 And the chicks, they love guitar players.
-我們回來了! -寶貝 我們在這 -We're back! -Hey, baby. We're up here.
別告訴你媽媽 我說的關于女孩子們的事 Don't tell your mom I said that about girls.
-嗨 男孩們 你們怎么樣了? -嗨 -Hi, boys. How'd it go? -Hi.
-你的兒子出老千 -才不會呢 -Well, your son cheats. -Does not.
-是真的 而且你看上去… -很漂亮! -He absolutely does, and you look... -Gorgeous!
你都知道我要說什么 You took the words right out of my mouth.
你們餓了嗎? 我們去吃晚飯吧? You guys hungry? How about we get supper?
太好了 Love to.
你的外套呢 寶貝? Where's your coat, hon?
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噢 不 Oh, no.
-你們得先撤了 -有人受傷了嗎? -You guys gotta go. -Is someone hurt?
不 你們不用擔心 No, not hurt in a way that you have to be worried.
你們兩看起來真的很美 我晚點打給你 對不起 Both of you look beautiful. I'll call later. I'm sorry.
-好吧… -再見 -Okay... -Bye.
縮小膏? 不能用那個了 健忘粉? 算了吧 Shrinking paste? Nope, not that again. Amnesia dust? No.
飛? 翅膀不好 算了吧 Flying? Bad wing, forget it.
噢 嘿 你們那個萬能魔法按鈕 Oh, hey, and by the way, your all-purpose magic generator button.
不能用 是壞的 It doesn't work. It's broken.
我有一個辦法 聰明哥 你為什么不…? Here's an idea, brain-box. Why don't you...?
-不要碰我的袋袋 -好吧 夠了 -Don't touch my pouch. -All right. That was too much.
-你想干什么? -拿出隱形噴霧劑 -What do you want? -Get out the magical invisibility spray.
好嗎? 這個可以防白癡 Okay? That's relatively idiot-proof.
不用你來說 Yeah, I know that.
別介意 我不會說什么的 Ignore my last comment.
嘿 好驚喜啊 這沒用 你的東西爛透了 Hey, what a surprise. It doesn't work. Your stuff stinks.
太帥了 Nice.
真希望永遠這樣 Shame it wears off.
地震了 Earthquake.
-你聽到了嗎? -聽到了! -Did you hear that? -Yes!
鬼啊! Ghosts!
你迷路了嗎 我們能幫你嗎? Are you lost? Can we help you?
給你們來點健忘粉怎么樣? How would you like a little amnesia dust?
-我在哪里? -隨著白光去就行了 -Where am I? -Just go to the white light, my friend.
隨著白光去就行了 Just go to the white light.
乖狗狗 Nice doggy.
不要傷害我 小狗 Don't hurt me, doggy.
這是怎么回事? What is this?
-是一個非常曲折的故事 -牙齒呢? -It's a long and delightful story. -Where's the tooth?
能幫幫我嗎? Can I get a little help here?
這樣可以了 That'll be all.
你是史上最爛的牙仙子 You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever.
-對了 我需要補貨 -補貨? -By the way, I need some more stuff. -Stuff?
對 健忘粉 那些一大堆的 我要一些 Stuff. The magic powder, the gunk. I need some. Notify Q.
-不行 沒有更多了 -那我怎么辦? -No. No more stuff. -Well, that's brilliant.
我還有一周半的時間 接下來該怎么辦? I have a week and a half left. How am I supposed to do that?
那就對不住你了 我們預算不夠 你想知道原因嗎? Sorry, we're running very low on funding. And would you like to know why?
不 不是很想知道 No, not really.
因為孩子們不再像以前那樣相信了 Because children aren't believing as they used to.
不只是我們 Oh, it's not just us.
還有獨角獸 矮精靈 龍 他們全都不信了 It's unicorns, leprechauns, dragons, all those departments. Completely gone.
如果這種現狀持續下去 If this trend continues...
牙仙王國也會消失的 ...Tooth Fairyland will cease to exist.
沒有哪個孩子再會得到牙仙子的拜訪了 No child will ever again receive a visit from a tooth fairy.
-永遠都不會了 -牙仙子不會再來了 -Ever. -No more visit from the tooth fairy.
那又怎么樣? So what?
你真的不明白 是嗎? You really don't get it, do you?
你難道不知道孩子們的幻想 You don't see that children's fantasies...
他們想象的能力有多重要嗎? ...their abilities to imagine, are important?
這能幫助他們心靈的成長 Why, it nourishes their very souls.
只有這樣他們才會去懷有夢想 It's the foundation that allows them to dream.
夢想沒有好處 沒好處的 Dreams are bad. They're bad.
毫無用處 They're useless.
-你走吧 -不用再來了? -You're done. -For the week.
不 今晚你可以走了 No, for the night.
除非你想留下來 Unless you wish to stay for fairyoke.
天啊 不 Oh, my. No.
我已經受夠了 Fairyoke. Like karaoke isn't bad enough.
我嗎? Me?
我有你所需要的東西 I got what you need.
-那是什么? -好東西… -What's that? -The goods...
好貨色 ...the stuff, package...
袋子 炸彈之類的 ...the bag, the bomb...
果汁 這個啦 那個啦 ...the juice, the bing, the bang, the Frisco special...
粉紅女郎 小鼓手 ...pink lady, little drummer boy...
-你是哪位? -茲吉 -Who are you? -Ziggy.
不過你叫我什么都行 茲茲 茲小子 You can call me whatever you want. Zigman, Zigmeister...
-請別說了 -你知道嗎? 他們想讓你失敗 -Please stop talking. -You know, they want you to fail.
-你說什么? -想一想吧 -What? -Think about it.
你失敗了 就要做更長的時間 You fail, they tack on more time.
就像是信用卡賬單一樣 他們想讓你永遠付下去 It's like credit-card debt, man. They just wanna keep you paying forever.
-是嗎? -你真的想永遠都呆下去嗎? -Yeah? -You really wanna play that game?
-那又怎么樣? -一千美元 -So? -A thousand bucks.
-一千美元 你殺了我吧 茲茲 -那就看你想不想早點結束這惡夢了? -Thousand bucks? You're killing me, Ziggy. -How bad do you want this to end?
我能給支票嗎? Can I write you a check?
我的天啊 Oh, my goodness.
你能看見我? You can see me?
完了 最好這個管用 Oh, man. This better work.
不 那是什么? Oh, no. What is that?
你在做什么? What are you doing?
茲茲給我的是什么? What did Ziggy give me?
大頭怪 大頭怪! Big head! Really big head!
-冷靜點 -911? 911? -Just stay calm. -911? 911?
-我只是想拿一顆牙 -有一個怪物在我的家門口 -I just need the tooth. -There's an alien on my porch.
你真厲害 You are amazing.
莉莉在發脾氣 她還得再派一個牙仙子收拾你的殘局 Lily is ticked off because she had to send another fairy to clean up your mess.
我受到教訓了 不會再買黑市的貨了 I learned my lesson. Never buy black-market stuff.
-沒有那些 我不能堅持兩周 -不 你可以的 朋友 -I can't go another two weeks without it. -Yes, you can, friend.
你只要向比你強大的人低頭 You just have to surrender to a higher power...
-一天一天的熬過去就行了 -你好? ...and take it one day at a time. -Hello?
案件負責人能決定被誰看到 Caseworkers decide who can see us and who can't.
你本應該早點能發現 Which you'd know, if you ever paid any attention...
可惜你根本不把我的話放在心里 可是 你沒有 你總是… ...ever listened to anything I say, but no. You're always:
-閉嘴 -嘿 我的朋友 -Shut up. -Hey. My friend.
你該懂懂規矩了 You really need to get yourself cleaned up.
如果你需要 我可以給你本介紹手冊 If you want, I can give you a pamphlet.
還有 通知你一下 你的刑期延長了 And FYI, your sentence has been extended.
莉莉又延長了一個星期 干得好 Lily tacked on another week, so well done.
-太好了 正是我所需要的 -我也認為 那是你所需要的 朋友 -Great. Just what I need. -I think it is what you need, friend.
聽著 我現在能給你補貨 Listen, I can give you fresh supplies right now.
有一個條件: 從現在開始 你必須服從規則 On one condition: From now on, you follow the rules.
擁護精靈的精神 開始聽老人言 You embrace the fairy spirit. And you start listening to old muggins here.
好的 我會成為最好的牙仙子 Fine. I'll be the best tooth fairy ever.
你老是半路開溜去找我都不認識的人 You keep running out on me to see l-don't-even-know-who.
并且你從來沒打電話通知過我 當我得到你的消息的時候 And then you never call, and when I do finally hear from you...
是到監獄來接你 你到底發生了什么事? ...it's to bail you out of jail. What's going on with you?
我想要告訴你 但是我不能 I wanna tell you, but I can't.
-為什么? -恩 -Why not? -L...
我真的不能 I just can't.
我知道是什么原因了 I know what this is.
這是你抓狂了 因為你怕承諾 This is you acting out. You're afraid of commitment.
你擔心我們之間的關系變得越來越認真 You're nervous about us getting serious.
是的 是這樣的 Yes. That's it.
你太了解我了 我擔心我們之間的關系變得越來越認真了 You know me so well. I'm nervous about how serious we're getting.
什么? What?
你是個女人 坦白說 你不了解的 You're a woman. And frankly, you wouldn't understand.
你說什么? What?
不 No.
不 我不擔心我們的關系變得認真 No, I'm not nervous about us getting serious.
我甚至不想跟你認真交往 I wouldn't even think about getting serious with you.
什么? What?
我害怕了 凱莉 我是如此的愛你 I freaked. And, Carly, I love you so much.
我害怕把事情搞壞 我擔心失去你 I'm scared of messing up and I'm scared of losing you.
我了解 I understand.
真高興你能告訴我你的想法 I'm so glad you could share that with me.
我上哪里也弄點那種粉去 Where can I get some of that?
你在干什么? 是不是又在給你的肱二頭肌抹油呢? What are you doing? Are you oiling up your abs again?
-我來了! -快點吧 -I'm coming! -Hurry up.
行了 我被踩過 Hey, I've been stepped on...
被抽水馬桶沖過、被咬過、被抓過 ...flushed, bitten and arrested.
別抱怨了 行嗎? 你答應過我 你會拿出精靈的精神來 Will you stop complaining? You promised to embrace the fairy spirit.
噢 我信奉精靈的信仰 好吧 Oh, I'm embracing the fairy spirit, all right.
但是我有我的方式 But I'm doing it...
去實現 ...my way.
我不太確實這符合規定 I'm not sure that's in the rules.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
我只是來拿牙齒的 先生 I'm just here for the tooth, sir.
只是為了牙齒 Just the tooth.
我將拿開我的手套 I'll take my glove away.
很好 That's it.
現在把牙齒放在我的手上 Now, just hand over the tooth.
放松 別緊張 Nice and easy.
給我 Let it go.
我說 把它給我 I said, let it go.
很好 晚安 先生 Very good. You have a good night, sir.
嘿 Hey.
你是誰? Who are you?
我是牙仙子 I'm the tooth fairy.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
好了嗎? 好 開始吧 米克 在蘭辛的生活怎么樣? You got it? Let's go. All right, Mick, how's life in Lansing so far for you?
很不錯 我是隊伍的新鮮血液 It's been good. I'm the new blood of the team.
這個隊伍的某些狼們保持牙齒的榮耀時間 有點太長了 如果你能明白我在說什么 Some of these Wolves are getting long in the tooth, if you know what I mean.
你是在指 When you say "long in the tooth," that would be a reference...
德瑞·湯普森? “奪牙惡魔” ...to Derek Thompson, the Tooth Fairy.
我沒有競爭的意思 我尊敬我的前輩 It's not a rivalry, you know. I respect my elders.
-湯普森有沒有很照顧你? -沒有 他早已經不行了 -Has Thompson taken you under his wing? -No, his wings are tattered.
我羽翼豐盛 我喜歡靠自己 My wings are new and ready to fly, and I like to do my own thing.
好的 你個非常有自信的小伙子 A confident, young hockey player.
-祝你下午的比賽好運 -謝謝 -Good luck this afternoon. -Thank you.
冰狼隊放棄控球 準備換人 The Ice Wolves dump the puck and look to make a line change.
-米克 準備! -終于到我上場了 -Mick, get ready! -Finally.
-祝你好運 兄弟 -好的 -Hey, good luck out there, buddy. -Okay.
說真的 你絕對能在場上發揮很好的 No, I mean it. I think you're gonna do great.
-你是最棒的冰球選手 -隨你怎么說吧 -You're the bestest hockey player ever. -Whatever.
-米克 該你了 該你了! -撞他 撞他! -Mick, change, change! -Hit him, hit him!
-好的 -來吧 佛洛依德 -Yeah. -Come on, Floyd.
唐納利上場了 Donnelly jumps into the play...
穿越冰場 冰狼隊 ...and takes a cross-ice pass. The Ice Wolves...
把球運過藍線 在網前展開激戰 ...charge across the blue line. Big scrum in front of the net as these two rivals...
兩隊的怒火一觸即發 ...start to get a little feisty with each other.
哦耶 Oh, yeah.
好的 開始吧 開始吧 開始吧 All right. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go.
冰球被甩到了角落 唐納利緊追不舍 The puck goes into the corner, where Nubin chases it down.
-他怎么回事? -唐納利怎么了? -What's the matter with him? -What's up with Donnelly?
趕緊過去 唐納利 趕緊過去! Get in there, Donnelly! Get in there!
在混戰下冰球沖了出來 唐納利前去控球 The puck squirts loose. Now Donnelly picks it up...
滑到球前 嘗試組織進攻 ...skates to the point, looking to set up a play.
-快點 快點 -嗨 -Bring it up. Bring it up. -Hi.
唐納利摔得很嚴重 Donnelly takes a terrible fall.
-發生什么事了 吉姆? -誰撞到他了? -What happened there, Jim? -Who hit him?
-有人撞到他了嗎? -是誰撞了他? -Someone hit him? -Anyone know who hit him?
怎么回事? What is going on?
-他在做什么? -快停下來 -What is he doing? -Stop it.
他在笑嗎? Is he laughing?
唐納利 你沒事吧? Donnelly, you okay, kid?
什么? What?
-你在耍我嗎? -離開場地! -Are you trying to test me, kid? -Get off the ice!
聽著 你想使什么招嗎? 我勸你還是回去好好坐著吧 Listen, you wanna play games? You can head over to the daycare center.
離開這 快點 馬上走 Get out of here. Right now. Move it.
哦 我錯過了什么? So, what'd I miss?
你為什么在吠? Why you bark?
我還沒有準備好 我上臺會搞砸的 I'm not gonna be ready. I'll get up there and blow it.
你沒事的 只要我們不斷的練習 You'll be fine. We just gotta keep practicing.
每個人都會笑我的 也話我不應該做這個 Everyone's gonna laugh at me. Maybe I shouldn't do this.
好吧 他們也許會取笑你 Well, maybe they will...
或者你也可以讓他們見識見識 ...or maybe you'll blow the roof off the place, huh?
你很棒 可如果你放棄了 就不會知道結果會怎樣 Man, you're good. But you're not gonna find out if you quit.
不射門是不會得分的 You can't score if you don't take the shot.
是嗎? 你上一次射門是什么時候 Yeah? When was the last time you took a shot?
聽著 剛才開始的時候我是個得分健將 Listen, when I first started, I was a scorer.
第一次在大聯盟里跟惡魔隊交手 First-round draft pick of the Devils, playing in the bigs.
-之后發生了什么? -一天晚上我的肩膀在芝加哥受了傷 -So, what happened? -I busted my shoulder one night in Chicago.
為了恢復 他們安排我參加普通賽事 我就再也沒回去過 They sent me down to the minors to recover, and it took forever.
我非常生氣 很受打擊 I got so angry and frustrated.
有晚比賽我和新天堂隊的人沖撞 One night, I got into it with some meathead from New Haven.
我把對方的牙齒打飛了 觀眾瘋狂了 Knocked out a couple of his teeth, crowd went crazy...
因此他們開始叫我奪牙惡魔 就這么一直叫下來了 ...and they started calling me the Tooth Fairy, and it stuck.
這些年我都沒有得過分了 And I haven't scored in years.
不過我被罰出場的時間 比聯盟里的任何球員都多 But I've got more penalty minutes than anyone else in the league. Yeah.
可你的肩膀不是早就好了嗎? But, like, isn't your shoulder all healed now?
跟以前不一樣了 It's just not the same.
你怎么知道不如以前了? 你又沒有試過 But how do you know? You don't even try.
如果你不射門 就不會得分 You can't score if you don't take the shot.
好 只要你參加表演 我就再去試一試 I'll tell you what. I will if you will.
好呀 成交 Okay. I'll take that deal.
你好 Hey.
好吧 謝謝 All right. Thank you.
又一顆牙齒 And another tooth.
感覺不錯吧 Hey. That must be good.
當你把牙齒交給她的時候 That moment when you hand over the tooth.
我不感興趣 只是想知道這是什么感覺 Not that I'm interested. Just wondering, you know, how it felt.
-你為什么不自己去感受一下? -我不是告訴你了嗎 我沒有翅膀 -Why don't you find out? -We've been through this. I'm not winged.
好吧 再給我解釋一下 為什么你沒翅膀 Okay. Explain to me one more time. Why can't you have wings?
-你不知道精靈進化論嗎? -精靈進化論 誰寫的? -Do you know nothing about fairy evolution? -Fairy evolution. Who wrote that...
查爾斯·達爾文? ...Charles Darwing?
有創意 很聰明 Inspired. Brilliant.
根據精靈進化理論 有些長翅膀 而有一些不長 According to fairy evolution, some fairies can grow wings and some can't.
而我就是那些不長的 And I'm one of the unlucky ones.
特雷斯 你不需要翅膀 也能成為亞仙子 Tracy, you don't have to have wings to be a tooth fairy.
-你的才能早已經足夠了 -我也這么覺得 -Hey, remember, you've got all of this. -That is true.
你得展現你的優點 速度、敏捷、靈活 Somewhere in there, you gotta show them your strengths. Speed, agility, flexibility.
好吧 我怎么才能做到? Right. And how am I gonna do that?
繞過障礙物 繞過障礙物 腳下快一點 腳下快一點 Around the cones, around the cones. Quick feet, quick feet.
不 你給我回來 給我回來 No. Come back. Come back.
你在做什么? Where are you going?
-這些太高了 -翻過這些柵欄 -Look at the size. -Get over the fence.
它只有3英尺 你8英尺高 回去 It's 3 feet high. You're 8 feet tall. Go back.
-恐龍! -不 不是的 -A dinosaur! -No, it's not.
那它是什么? What the heck?
過來 越過柵欄 Come on. Over the fence.
我沒事 我沒事 我沒事 I'm all right. I'm okay. I'm okay.
-你沒事嗎? -不 晚安 -You okay? -No. Good night.
-是個孩子! -你為什么打小孩? -It's a child! -Why'd you hit the kid?
他們穿的是情侶睡衣 這跟我最恐怖的惡夢里一樣 They've got matching robes. It's my worst nightmare.
-不要害我摔倒了 -好的 -Don't drop me. -Yeah.
可以了 可以了 I got it. I got it.
我到了 我沒到 I'm there. I'm not there.
你就像一只美麗的馴鹿 你在跳躍 你在跳躍 You look like a beautiful reindeer with your legs. You're prancing, you're prancing.
別噴小孩子 噴你自己 Not on the kid, on yourself.
健忘粉 健忘粉 Amnesia dust. Amnesia dust.
漂亮! Yeah!
撒粉 撒粉 撒粉 跳上去 Dust, dust, dust. Up.
太棒了 你明晚肯定會大獲成功的 You sound great. You're gonna kill them tomorrow night.
你覺得這個怎么樣? So, what do you think?
很棒 蘭迪·哈里斯 才藝表演 Nice. That is bigtime. Randy Harris. Talent show.
-海報也設計的不錯 -你說我會成為出名的搖滾明星嗎? -I like that slot too. -You think I could be a famous rock star?
像克萊普頓 里克斯 或者史蒂維·雷·沃恩那樣? Like Clapton or Hendrix or Stevie Ray Vaughan?
-想聽實話嗎? -嗯 -You want it straight? -Yeah.
好吧 Okay.
你現在已經彈得很好了 對吧? 假如你繼續這樣非常非常努力地聯系 You're getting pretty good, right? So let's say you keep working at it really hard.
再假如你成了附近13歲小孩里 最棒的吉他手 Then let's say you become the best 13-year-old guitarist...
事情是這樣的 ...in your neighborhood. Here's the deal.
你要知道有很多很多人 Remember there are a lot of neighborhoods...
也有很多和你一樣的13歲小孩 ...with a lot of 13-year-old guitarists.
或許其他地方的12歲小孩也很厲害 But somewhere, there's a 12-year-old who's shredding it.
我的意思是他真的是超級厲害 I mean, he is killing that guitar.
然后呢? Yeah?
你知道吧? 是的 這是有可能的 You know what? Yeah. It's possible.
酷 Cool.
去露一手吧 Go get them.
比賽進行到了第三節 冰狼隊以3比4落后箭隊 Late in the third period, Ice Wolves down four to three...
唐納利透過氣來了 打得很漂亮 ...to the Arrows. Donnelly is getting a breather, but having another great game.
箭隊的主得分手克羅斯里接過球 準備進攻 The Arrows leading scorer, Crosley, takes the pass, and he is on the move.
小米 到你上了 Mickey, your line's up.
怎么 老家伙 有啥新招嗎? All right, old man. Got a fresh pair of Depends on?
有可能 說不定我會把你嚇死 You never know, kid. I just might surprise you.
冰狼隊把球打入箭隊的防守區域 準備替換隊員 Ice Wolves dump the puck into the Arrows' zone, change lines on the fly...
教練重新把唐納利放進了場內 ...as the coach throws Donnelly back in the game.
阿里格尼在他們自己的半場拿到球 直奔冰狼隊的禁區 Allegheny's got the puck in their own zone. They're crossing the blue line.
換人! 換人! Change! Change!
德瑞·湯普森進場了 換下了高夫 And here comes Thompson off the bench, replacing Goff.
湯普森將克羅斯里撞飛在了地上 Thompson knocks Crosley flat on his back...
把球傳到中立區 布朗利拿到了球 ...and kicks the puck in the neutral zone, where Browley picks it up.
湯普森繼續追球 唐納利在克羅斯里身邊穿梭 Thompson jumps back into the play as Donnelly weaves around Crosley.
湯普森接過球 而唐納利也到位了 Now Thompson takes a pass right on his stick as Donnelly flashes into the play.
現在處于二對一的形勢 兩個人趕往禁區 It's a two-on-one with Thompson of all people leading the rush.
傳球! Pass it!
唐納利在要球 但是湯普森不給 Donnelly's screaming for the puck, but Thompson won't give it up.
-傳球 -傳球! 傳球! -Pass. -Pass it! Pass it!
傳球 Pass!
湯普森要傳球了 Thompson looks to pass.
不 他沒有要傳球 No, he fakes the pass.
他轉移了注意力 球門就在他的面前 He's got the top shelf wide open.
-米克有機會! 傳球! -傳球 -Mickey's open! Pass it! -Pass.
不! No!
-湯普森被撞倒了 -他在想什么? -What a hit on Thompson. -What is he thinking?
箭隊開始全力進攻 The Arrows have numbers, coming up the ice.
-射門 進了! -該死的 -They shoot, they score! -Damn it.
吉姆 剛才湯普森好像都準備好射門了 可他卻愣在那里了 Jim, it looked like Thompson was actually gonna shoot, and he just choked.
你根本不是一個冰球選手 你就是個嘩眾取寵的人 You're not a hockey player. You're a sideshow attraction!
你知道嗎? 明天的比賽你就坐板凳上看吧 You know what? Why don't you watch tomorrow's game from the bench?
白癡 You bum.
走吧 走吧 咱們走 咱們走 走吧 準備下一場比賽 Come on, boys. Come on now. Here we go. Here we go. Come on, let's start up.
噢 太好了 Oh, great.
嘿 親愛的 比賽怎么樣? Hey, honey. How was your game?
-不是很好 -德瑞 你看 -Not good. -Derek, guess what.
-我又有一顆牙要掉了 -那很好啊 小寶貝 -I have another loose tooth. -Good for you, honey.
-怎么了 親愛的? -事事不順 -What's the matter, hon? -Everything.
-沒什么 算了吧 -我們去練習吧? -Nothing. You know, forget it. -Can we go practice now?
我們今天休息一天吧 我沒什么興致 Can we skip today's session? I just don't have it in me.
-可以是明天就要表演了 -你沒事的 -The talent show is tomorrow. -You'll be fine.
-我需要再練習一下… -不 你不需要了 -I need one more run through... -No, you don't.
我需要 我只需要再練習一下就行了 No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get it down.
你才藝表演得怎么樣都沒關系 你不會成為搖滾明星的 It doesn't matter what you do in the show. You'll never be a famous rock star.
你只不過是一個彈吉它的孩子 幫你自己一個忙 放棄吧 You'll just be another kid with a guitar. Do yourself a favor and give it up.
-德瑞 -哦 寶貝 我很抱歉 -Derek. -Look, I'm sorry...
可這是為他好 相信我 ...but it's for his own good. Trust me.
不! No!
走吧 德絲 德絲 我們走吧 Come on, Tess. Tess, let's go.
-你是怎么了? -我今天很不順 -What is wrong with you? -Look, I had a bad day.
-你不順? -我今天不順 行了吧? -Had a bad day? -I had a bad day, okay?
不 不 不行 No. No, that is not okay.
你永遠都不要再和我的孩子們說話 You are never gonna speak to my children again.
我們完了 We are done.
凱莉 Carly.
你知道你的問題是什么嗎 德瑞? 你不能說“如果” You know what your problem is, Derek? You can't say "what if."
你永遠也不能 And you never will.
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
好了 好了 好了 行了吧 Okay, okay, okay. All right.
誰想聽到好消息? Who wants to hear some good news?
我要聽 過來 I do. Come on.
-你來這里干嘛? -莉莉給我這個 -Why are you here? -Lily gave me this.
-只是一個學生許可證 但我在努力 -你應該離開我家 -Only a permit, but I'm on the way. -You should be on your way out.
-我要去睡覺了 -我可要謝謝你 -I'm going to bed. -It's thanks to you.
我們應該慶祝一下 我知道一個有很多美仙子會去的地方 We've gotta celebrate. I know a place where the hot fairy godmothers hang.
你瘋了嗎? 我剛失去我生命中最重要的一切 Are you out of your mind? I just lost everything that's important to me.
我的女朋友和她的孩子 說不定連飯碗也沒有了 My girlfriend, those kids, and I probably hung up my skates for good.
所有的一切 都是因為像傻瓜一樣相信你的精靈理論 All because, like an idiot, I bought into your tooth-fairy garbage.
結果呢 把我變成什么了 Look where it's gotten me.
你這么多年就嘗試了一次 結果你發現效果不好 You make one effort and it doesn't work out...
然后就要放棄了? ...and suddenly you're just gonna give up?
一切不是想象中的那么簡單 你知道的 It's not supposed to be that easy, and you know it.
我來告訴你我知道什么 我知道你沒翅膀 I'll tell you what I do know. I know that you don't have wings.
意思就是說你不能飛 So that means you can't fly.
那也意味著你將來、過去、永遠 也不能成為一個牙仙子 That also means that you can never, ever, ever be a tooth fairy.
如果你要從十層高樓逃脫 會怎樣 我來告訴你吧 What happens if you try to escape out a 10-story building? I'll tell you what.
就像這樣 Splat, just like that.
你知道什么是最可悲的嗎? You know what's really sad?
你扼殺夢想 受到傷害最深的 The person you hurt the most with all your dream-killing...
不是蘭迪 不是凱莉 也不是我 ...is not Randy or Carly or even me.
是你自己 It's you.
-滾 -好 -Get out. -Fine.
好的 Good.
好 Fine.
我睡覺去了 I'm going to bed.
第三節比賽還剩下1分24秒 One twenty-four left in the third period...
…冰狼隊始終0比1落后 ...with the Ice Wolves still trailing one to nothing.
看來教練沒有讓德瑞·湯普森上場的意思 And Derek Thompson is still completely in the coach's doghouse.
-比賽到現在我還沒見他上過場呢 -快 快 -I don't think he's seen a second of ice time. -Here we go, here we go.
在這整場的比賽里 As he has all game, Andreas Petrenko, the Mute Brute...
安德烈·特林克萊繼續取代湯普森 ...continues to replace Thompson on the first line.
伐木人搶到了球 Face-off won by the Lumbermen.
撞得漂亮! What a hit!
唐納利搶到了球 他沖向空蕩蕩的對方防守區 Donnelly steals the puck, and now he's rushing up the ice short-handed.
-這時候只有克里特能回球 -加油 米克 加油 米克 -Only Coletta can get back. -Let's go, Mick. Let's go, Mick.
太經典了 唐納利的每一個動作 This is classic. Every move Donnelly makes...
都比克里特敏捷 ...Coletta's got an answer.
唐納利從左面射門 Donnelly shoots to his left.
他讓克里特偏離位置 唐納利繞過他 He's got Coletta out of position and Donnelly moves around him.
他突破防守隊員 他射門了! He's got the defenseman beat. He shoots!
打在門柱上了 Hits the crossbar.
怎么回事? 裁判吹了哨子 What happened? They blew the whistle.
特林克萊 被對手從后面擺了一道 Back behind the play, Jim, Petrenko got sucker-punched...
他看起來不行了 ...and I don't think he's getting up.
湯普森 Thompson.
上 Go.
好了 我們繼續 All right, here we go.
冰狼隊只剩下不到一分鐘 如果得分 The Ice Wolves have less than a minute to score...
就可以打延時賽 ...and send this game into overtime.
普拉茨堡拿到了球 Off the face-off, it's Plattsburgh with the puck.
對方開始拖延 時間正在倒數 And they start their drive as the clock winds down.
我不知道 吉姆 湯普森似乎一點心思都沒有 I don't know. It looks to me like Thompson is just going through the motions out there.
我的天啊 湯普森被撞趴在地上 Oh, my! Thompson just got leveled.
裁判竟然沒有吹哨子 明顯是沖撞犯規 How could that not be a penalty? He just got crushed.
我想“奪牙惡魔”嘗到了被撞的滋味 I think the Tooth Fairy just got a taste of his own medicine.
快看湯普森 吉姆 Look at Thompson, Jim.
他的氣勢好像回來了 He looks like he's got some jump back in those legs.
湯普森直奔他的敵人 殺氣重重 Thompson's rushing across the ice, and I don't think it's to make friends.
這一撞可不會輕 Well, this is gonna hurt.
他停住了 吉姆 他沒有撞 No! He pulled up, Jim. He didn't throw a check.
真是難以置信! Incredible!
他得到球權 現在他在冰上運球 He steals the puck and now is barreling down the ice.
-快看他 -艾利斯根本跟不上他 -Look at him go. -Ellis can't keep up with Thompson.
他的動作 我們太久沒有見過了 He's making moves we haven't seen in a long time.
他是誰啊? Who is that guy?
湯普森面前只剩下一個防守隊員了 Thompson only has one defender to beat.
他被球桿打到了 He takes the stick to the face.
-他要倒下了 -沒有 他繼續進攻 -I think he's going down. -No, he stays on his feet.
他要射門了! He's gonna shoot!
射門了! He shoots!
得分! He scores!
耶! Yeah!
哦 天啊 好球 Yeah. All right, nice shot.
德瑞·湯普森已經九年沒射門了 Derek Thompson has not taken a shot in nine years.
這是我見過的最漂亮的進球 In one of the most amazing shots I've ever seen, it ties it up at one all.
讓我們再來一次吧 Call me the Mayor of Shockville. Let's do it again.
嘿 老家伙 Hey, old man.
不錯啊 Not bad.
-漂亮 德瑞 -射得漂亮 -Yeah, Derek. -Nice shot, dude.
厲害 Way to go.
繼續比賽 And here we go.
時間只剩20秒 兩隊都去中場準備搶球 We're under 20 seconds as both teams head to the center line for a face-off.
不會吧 Oh, no.
冰狼隊搶到了球權 The Ice Wolves win the drop.
傳給了湯普森 他把球打出了界 There's a cross-ice pass to Thompson, who ices it.
-他為什么會那么做? -我不知道 吉姆 -Why would he do that? -I have no idea, Jim.
我現在不能走 這是我最后真正打球的機會 No, I can't leave now. This is my last chance to actually play the game...
像我進來時一樣地離開 ...to go out the way I came in.
我可以幫你頂一下 這是你應得的 I could cover for you. After what I've seen, you deserve it.
湯普森 你在做什么? 他在和誰說話? Thompson, what are you doing? Who's he talking to?
你還在學習 這不違反規則嗎? Aren't you a trainee? Isn't that breaking the rules?
拜托 我可是拜了最棒的師傅 Please, I've learned from the best.
不過 你在你決定之前 你應該看一下地址 But I do think you should look at the address before you decide.
是凱莉的家 It's Carly's house.
14號 快點上場 Hey, 14. Come on. Let's go.
湯普森 回到比賽中去 Thompson, get back in the game.
-我可以去 莉莉不會知道的 -但是我知道 -I can go. Lily does not have to know. -But I'll know.
那是我家 我應該去的 This is my house to take care of.
-我們走 -怎么走? 你不會飛 -Let's do this. -How? You can't fly.
是學的好時機了 Good time to learn.
我就知道你可以 I knew you had it in you.
快去吧 Go get them.
你想飛 你就要相信自己 You wanna fly, you gotta believe.
不要害怕 這只是一個健忘粉大炮 No need to panic. It's just a giant amnesia gun.
不會痛的 你會忘記一切 It's painless. You won't remember a thing.
別忘了我哦 Don't you forget about me
你會忘記的 You will.
祝你們能順利找到自己的車子 Good luck finding your cars.
德絲? Tess?
德瑞 Derek.
-嗨 親愛的 -嗨 德瑞 -Hi, honey. -Hi, Derek.
你的衣服不錯 I like your costume.
我必須和你說 I have to tell you something.
以前是我不對 I was wrong.
牙仙子是真的… The tooth fairy is real...
…是我 ...and it's me.
我知道 I know.
不 親愛的 我不是在說奪牙惡魔 No, honey, I'm not talking about the hockey Tooth Fairy.
我是真正的牙仙子 I'm the real tooth fairy.
不 你不是 No, you're not.
你是真正的牙仙子 You are the real tooth fairy.
-這是我們之間的秘密 好嗎? -好吧 -It'll just be our secret, okay? -Okay.
蘭迪? Randy?
你來這里做什么? What are you doing here?
我必須和你談談 I have to talk to you.
走開 Go away.
聽著 昨天我所說的事情 Listen, those things I said yesterday?
我錯了 I was wrong.
我不在乎 I don't care.
你繼續彈吉它吧 You gotta keep playing guitar.
你彈的真的很不錯 You're really good.
只要是你喜歡做的事情 就不是浪費時間 And nothing you love doing that much could ever be a waste of time.
我真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
即使我想彈 也不行了 Even if I wanted to, I can't.
我摔了我的吉它 你不記得了嗎? I smashed my guitar, remember?
今晚就是才藝表演了 Tonight is the talent show.
等一下 Hold on one second.
可能這個能幫到你 Maybe this'll help.
太棒了 It's awesome.
你是怎么做到的? How...? How did you do that?
萬年魔法棒 All-purpose magic generator.
-你穿的是什么? -一會你就知道了 -What are you wearing? -You'll find out.
同時 穿上衣服 我們去參加才藝表演 好嗎? In the meantime, put some clothes on. We can still make the talent show, okay?
快點 Come on.
德瑞? Derek?
媽咪 德瑞是牙仙子 Mommy, Derek is the tooth fairy.
你租了精靈的服裝來補償德絲 You rented a fairy costume to make it up to Tess.
是的 我是這么做的 Yes. That's what I did.
媽媽 德瑞給了我一把新吉它 現在帶我去參加才藝表演 Hey, Mom. Derek got me a new guitar, and he's taking me to the talent show.
都幾點了 你趕不上了 What time is it? You'll never make it.
-必須是… -不用擔心 我們可以趕上的 -It's gotta... -Don't worry about that. We can make it.
你去那邊 你們到樓上穿衣服 我們一會兒見 You, that way. You guys, go up and get dressed, and we'll see you over there.
噢 耶 Oh, yeah.
-你的車呢? -沒有車 我們走了 -Where's your car? -No car. Let's go.
抓穩了! Hang on!
-這怎么回事? -沒事的 放心 -How is this happening? -It's okay. It's okay.
好 這怎么可能? Yeah, but like how is it possible?
起因是有天晚上 我的枕頭底出現一張傳票 It all started one night. I got a summons underneath my pillow.
-傳票是什么? -傳票就像邀請函 -What is a summons? -A summons is like an invitation.
-我得到了精靈國的邀請 -精靈國? -I got an invitation to Fairyland. -Fairyland?
在那里我有了翅膀 我認識了特雷斯 It's where I got these wings. I met this guy up there named Tracy.
他看起來像長著魚眼的牙簽 He looks like a walking toothpick with the eyes of a big tuna.
還有 我可以縮小到6英寸那么小 By the way, I can shrink myself down to 6 inches.
太棒了 Pretty good.
什么? What?
對不起 伙計 我已經了破壞很多規則 I'm sorry, buddy, but I've already broken enough rules.
蘭迪 你在這呢 我們在到處找你 Randy, there you are. We've been looking all over for you.
快點進來 上臺表演 Get in there and tune up. Come on.
-又一顆牙齒 -謝謝 -Another tooth. -Thank you.
不客氣 我得趕去聽個音樂會 You're welcome. I've got a concert to get to.
湯普森先生 今晚你違反了不少的規則 No, you skirted quite a few rules tonight, Mr. Thompson.
凱莉并不知道 蘭迪也已經忘記了 But I took care of Carly, I dusted Randy...
德絲 她才6歲 很快她就會忘記的 ...and Tess, she's only 6, so pretty soon she'll forget.
即使她不忘記 但是至少現在她會 And even if she doesn't, at least now she'll...
她會一直… She'll always...
一直什么? Always what?
她會一直相信 She will always believe...
就像我會相信一樣 ...like I will.
我懂了 有夢想是好的 對所有人來說都是好的 I get it. Dreams are good. For everyone.
湯普森先生 Mr. Thompson...
我正式宣布 你被釋放了 ...I hereby relieve you of tooth-fairy duty.
-你真厲害 -她是專業的 -You're good. -She's a pro.
恭喜你 Congratulations.
握什么手啊 Put that away.
呃 我不太喜歡身體接觸 L... I tend not to do the whole physical contact thing.
你喜歡我 我知道你喜歡我 Oh, you like me. I know you like me.
你故意裝作高高在上 我很理解 You do the whole distant administrator demeanor thing...
但是在內心深處 你是喜歡我的 ...which I understand, but somewhere in there, you like me.
好吧 Well...
別鬧了 ...let's not get frisky.
-我真的要走了 -能再等一下嗎? -I really gotta go. -Yeah. Could you wait just one second?
特雷斯 我跟你說句話 Tracy, I need another word with you.
有關什么? What's this about?
有能力改變湯普森先生的人 Anybody that can rehabilitate Mr. Thompson...
肯定值得擁有 ...more than deserves...
這個 ...these.
這是? Are these?
這是你的翅膀 特雷斯 It's your wings, Tracy.
驕傲的戴著他們 Wear them with pride...
去完成你的工作吧 ...every time you collect a new tooth.
-兄弟 你是牙仙子了 -我有了屬于自己的翅膀 -You're a tooth fairy, buddy. -I got my wings.
是的 你有翅膀了 You got your wings.
你需要這個 Here. You need this.
小包包 我不知道自己為什么要這樣說話 Little bag. I don't know why I'm speaking like this.
不要? No?
真的謝謝你 Thank you, milady.
太好了 我以你為榮 你會世界上長得最高的牙仙子 This is great and I'm proud of you. You're the tallest tooth fairy in the world.
但是我必需要走了 誰能送我下去嗎 But I gotta go. Somebody's gotta poof me down.
特雷西 是你還是我來做這么榮耀的事呢 Tracy, would you like to do the honors or shall I?
-什么榮耀 是禮物嗎 -恐怕不是 -Oh, so honors? Oh, a gift. Yeah. -I'm afraid not.
你會忘記所有在精靈王國發生的事情 You're not gonna remember anything that happened in Fairyland.
-為什么? -因為我們必須這么做 -Why? -Because that's just the way we do it.
我永遠也不會忘記你的 I'll never forget you.
我不敢相信你去看了我的比賽 I can't believe you showed up at the rink.
我們就是這么做事的 It's just the way we do things.
謝謝 特雷斯 為你所做的一切事 Thank you, Tracy, for everything.
你這個四眼長頸鹿 You big four-eyed giraffe.
趕緊回到動物園去 Go back to the zoo.
你趕緊把你那像雞蛋的頭拿回復活島去 And you get that head back to Easter Island.
肌肉兄弟還在 Hammer brothers are still in town.
讓我來看看這些兄弟 Let me meet those guys.
-你是我的好兄弟 -你是好精靈 -You're my man. -And you are my fairy.
-我們可以發郵件嗎? -我們應該可以互相發郵件 -Could we e-mail or something? -We should be able to e-mail each other.
-你寫博客嗎 我會很愿意看你的博客的 -我當然有寫 想看我的博客嗎 -Do you blog? I'd love to read your blog. -I do blog. Wanna read my blog?
-你玩Facebook? 我可以給你打個招呼 -我一定會很高興! -Do you Facebook? I could poke you. -I'd love to be poked!
是的 Yes.
-你終于來了 我找不到你 -嗨 -Oh, there you are. I couldn't find you. -Hi.
耶 我剛才在…我在… Yeah, I was just at... I was...
-我太興奮了 -我也是 -I am so excited. -Me too.
-謝謝你 -不客氣 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
-你好 親愛的 -你好 德瑞 -Hi, honey. -Hi, Derek.
不錯 蒂姆! Good job, Timmy!
我們繼續今晚的最后一個節目 Keep it going for our last performer of the night...
蘭迪·哈里斯! ...Randy Harris!
蘭迪! Randy!
-加油 蘭迪! -加油! -Go, Randy! -Yeah!
-太棒了 蘭迪! -真棒! -Way to go, Randy! -Great job!
蘭迪 他是我的孩子! Randy! That's my kid!
嘿 我想知道 我們結婚會怎么樣? Hey, I was just wondering. What if we got married?
我們結婚會怎么樣吧? What if we got married?
我聽到我在說什么吧? Did you hear what I said?
我說了“如果” I said "what if."
-好吧 -好 -Yes. -Yeah?
我們要結婚了 We're getting married.
耶! Yeah!
我們要結婚了 We're getting married.
大家晚上好 Good evening, everybody.
歡迎來到史泰博體育中心 洛杉磯國王隊的主場 Welcome to Staples Center, the home of your Los Angeles Kings.
現在讓我們來介紹今晚國王隊的上場陣容 Now let's introduce tonight's starting lineup for the Kings.
-右路 13號 約翰·希勒 -嘿 不好意思 兄弟 兄弟 嘿 -At right wing, number 13, John Zeiler. -Hey, excuse me. Hey, dude! Dude!
你好 大塊頭 我只是想和你握手 不需要別的 Hey, big daddy. Just wanna shake your hand. I don't want anything.
很高興你能回到你屬于的國家冰球聯盟 Excited to see you back in the NHL right where you belong.
-看看現在的你? -我認識你嗎? -Look at you now, huh? -Do I know you?
不 我只是太興奮了 我很崇拜你! No, I'm just excited to see you because I believe in you, man.
我相信你 大塊頭 我相信你 德瑞·湯普森 I believe in you, big daddy. I believe in you, Derek Thompson.
32號 喬納森·夸克 In goal, number 32, Jonathan Quick.
從左路開始 And starting at left wing...
40號 德瑞·湯普森 ...number 40, Derek Thompson.
-是的! -我給你買了你最喜歡的東西 -Yes! -I got you a few of your favorite things.
謝謝 杰瑞 Oh, thank you, Jerry.
不是每天老板都叫我出來的 It's not every day the boss asks me to go off-campus.
我也該讓你從地下室出來走走 It's about time I got you out of that basement.
-太棒了 -你看到他了嗎? -That's cool. -Did you see him?
-是的 我們很好 -哦 我想他 -Yeah, we're fine. -Oh, I miss him.
快 撞他屁股 Yes! Knock him on his bum.
你渙然一新啊 It's like a whole new you.
我不知道你為什么喜歡這個 你根本看不到球 I don't know why you like this. You can't even see the ball.
-這叫做冰球 -是的 但是看都看不清球 -It's called a puck. -Yeah, but you can't even see it.
我的意思是這么小的東西移動得這么快 I mean, something that small moving that fast...
近一些會好點的 ...it'd be so much better to get closer to it.
你知道我的意思嗎? You know what I mean?
-杰瑞 -我要去做了 -Jerry. -I'm gonna do it.
-你不能 -我這就去做 -You're not. -I'm gonna do it.
-不行 不行 杰瑞 -我就去 -No. No, Jerry. -I gotta do it.
我就去 好吧 我不去了 I gotta do this. Okay, I'm not gonna do it.
我只是開玩笑 我去了 I'm just kidding, I gotta do it.
會很棒 This is gonna be cool.
我喜歡我的工作! I love my job!
那可真帶勁 That was a rush.
謝謝 Thank you.
我不知道自己為什么要這樣說話 I don't know why I'm speaking like this.
貓咪 走開! Kitty, be gone!
我討厭這個工作 I hate this job.
祝你們能順利找到車子 Good luck finding your cars.
我的翅膀 我的翅膀 My wing. My wing.
精靈來了 Fairy coming through.
我拿到牙了! 我拿到牙了! I got the tooth! I got the tooth, baby! Yeah!