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"八卦天后"在此 Gossip gril here,
这是您了解曼哈顿名流们 you're one of the resources
绯闻的唯一渠道 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
我被哥伦比亚大学录取了 I got into Columbia.
如果去哥伦比亚大学是个灾难 What if Columbia is a disaster,
我们会永远失去彼此呢 and we could lose each other for good.
但如果那是个惊喜 And what if it's amazing
我们会变得从未有过的亲密呢 and we become closer than we've ever been?
我没跟别人约会 I'm not seeing anybody else,
如果你不想的话 我也不愿这么做 nor do I want to, if you don't.
-昨天晚上 -如果你不是想说 - Last night-- - Don't even finish those words
昨夜只是一场误会 那你还是不说为妙 unless--unless they end with "Was a mistake."
本是我的弟弟 他很让人操心 Ben's my brother. He takes a lot of time and energy.
进展如何 How are things going?
男人很好搞定 不过对付女孩 The guys were easy, but the girls are presenting
遇到了点小麻烦 a little bit more of a challenge.
我知道你做了什么 布莱尔 I know what you did, Blair.
就算是你 这事做也太卑鄙了 It's despicable, even for you.
你对我如此怨恨 见不得我开心吗 Do you hate me so much you can't stand to see me happy?
不是的 No.
那为何你要把 Why did you drive the person
我最在乎的人赶出城 I care most about out of town?
你就是要让我重回地狱 You just brought back my worst self.
恰克宣战
上东区的清晨 Morning on the upper east side,
就算是我们耀眼的金发美女 where even our own blonde birdie
也不得不起个大早 has been spotted flying the coop early
赶去上课 to make it to her morning classes.
现在 瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森 Leave it to Serena Van Der Woodsen
也来赶这时髦 to make geek chic.
谁能想到 常春藤会和她这么相称呢 Who knew ivy would look so good on her?
怎么总是你 Hey! Hey! Hey! Are you kidding me?
嘿 又见面了 Hey, you again.
是啊 还是我 你又抢了我的出租车 Yes, me again, getting my cab taken by you again.
这包不错 比你那天拿的那个好看 Nice bag. I like it better than the one you had the other day.
多谢夸奖 我打算背着它去上课呢 Thank you. It's supposed to be at class with me.
我不能再迟到了 不介意的话 I can't be late again, so if don't mind...
抱歉 她要赶试镜什么的 Sorry. She had an audition. Something...
印象中 那电影好像是跟狗狗有关 I think a talking dog was involved.
恩 我有同感 Yeah, I know the feeling.
不如让我补偿你吧 Why don't you let me make it up to you?
改天请你喝一杯如何 Buy you a drink sometime?
你还拿着女友的鞋子 Are you seriously hitting on me
就来跟我调情 没搞错吧 while still holding your date's shoes?
好吧 如果你改主意了 Well, if you change your mind,
King Cole酒吧是城里唯一一家 the King Cole bar is the only place in town
供应红甲鱼的餐馆 that still makes a red snapper.
看来你穿8号的鞋 对吗 You look like you're about a size 8?
出租车 Taxi!
卢英德 安·摩尔 安德鲁?琼 Indra Nooyi, Ann Moore, Andrea Jung.
为什么把她们都算作职场女性呢 Why are these all businesswomen?
我们用不同颜色进行标注 方便今后索引 We color-coded for easy reference.
绿色代表职场女性 Businesswomen are in green.
蓝色代表学术派女性 Women in academia are in blue.
女政客则用红色代表 Politics and government in red
并把她们细分为王室成员和独裁者 with a subsection on royalty and dictators.
档案啊 搞什么名堂 Ooh, files. What's going on?
我正在研究掌权女性 Researching women of power
吸取经验 这样我能更快向她们靠拢 so I can better forge my path to become one.
莎拉·露易丝·佩林 Sarah Louise Palin?
你到底有没有尽心为我做事啊 Do you even want to be a minion?
B 我能单独跟你谈谈吗 B., uh, can I talk to you for a minute?
我想让你给我点建议 I need advice.
没问题 你退后五步 给我们点私人空间 Yes. Five paces behind for privacy.
你退后十步 Ten for you.
你最近如何 这周我都没怎么见你 How are you? I've barely seen you all week.
过得还可以 Uh, I've been great.
不再为丹和内特的事纠结 You know, with Dan and Nate behind me,
我觉得自己真的可以抛弃过去 从新开始了 I really feel like I can bury the old me and start anew.
愿你安息 May you rest in peace.
现在只有一个问题 我最近 The only problem is, I've been late
上英国文学课老是迟到 for my English lit class a few times,
要是在开课后一定时间不到 就算旷课 and lates count as absences, which is 10%--
如果有个时光机该多好啊 Oh, if only there were a device of some kind to keep the time.
S 听我说 S., listen to me.
大学教授通常都有副好心肠 College professors have a god complex,
所以你只要跟他当面道歉就行了 so just meet with him and say you're sorry.
化敌为友的最好办法 The simplest way to turn an enemy into a friend
就是向他们求助 is to seek their counsel.
你跟谁学的 Who taught you that?
某位亚洲战争艺术大师吗 One of your Asian "Art of war" gurus?
玛莎·钱博林 Martha Chamberlin.
她是商业心理学的 She's guest lecturing a series called
客座教授 the psychology of business.
我正要去选修她的课呢 I'm heading to the registrar's to sign up.
我挺喜欢她的 B 你到底是怎么办到的 Oh, I love her. B., how do you do it?
恰克向你宣战 而你却能专心选课 Chuck declares war, and you simply up your class load.
我呆在学校越久 就越安全 The more time I spend on campus, the safer I am.
恰克对上学 或给自己充电一类的事很反感 Chuck is allergic to education and bettering himself.
而我不是 要想开始全新的生活 Well, I'm not, so if I'm gonna work on my new self,
我得去图书馆了 I should head to the library.
替我在玛莎的班上报名 我们一起去 Sign me up for Martha's class. We'll go together.
让我来帮你调吉他 真的吗 Your guitar tuner? Really?
你可真不会编谎话 You have the worst poker face ever.
好吧 丹一直没回我电话 Okay. Fine. Dan hasn't been returning my calls,
我想知道你们俩是否一切安好 And I wanted to make sure everything was okay with you guys.
我们进展顺利啊 Everything is better than okay.
我和丹促膝长谈 Dan and I had a marathon talk--
所有那些难以启齿的事情 包括瑟琳娜 Everything that we haven't dealt with, including Serena.
从今以后 再没有秘密和"惊喜"了 And from now on, there's no more secrets or surprises.
很好 Well, that's great.
我知道你们俩关系永远这么好 Never doubted you guys for a second.
真的吗 Seriously?
你可得好好练练骗人的功夫 You need to practice in the mirror or something.
真不知你是怎么在上东区活下去的 I don't know how they let you live on the upper east side.
丹 能看到你和瓦内萨冰释前嫌真好 That's great you and Vanessa sorted everything out, Dan.
我们四个人一起出去玩吧 You know, we should double.
我和茱莉叶明晚要到汉密尔顿之家 Juliet and I are going to this faculty and friends mixer
参加师生联谊 tomorrow night at the Hamilton House.
你们俩要来吗 You guys wanna come?
不了 Mm, no.
有免费开胃菜吃 汉弗瑞 There's free appetizers, Humphrey.
好吧 之后去看个电影怎么样 Oh. Okay. Fine. You wanna go see a movie afterward?
我去不了 No can do.
别这样 Oh, come on.
不是晦涩难懂的片子 It doesn't even have to have subtitles.
这还不错 That sounds great.
算了 我和茱莉叶聚会后要共度良宵 No, Juliet and I have this nice little evening planned after the mixer.
喝点香槟 享受奢华的床上用品 Got some champagne, new matteo sheets,
但愿今晚能一睹新买的诱人内衣 and I'm hoping some recently purchased lingerie.
重色轻友 是吧 It's for her, right?
等等 你说什么 你们还没... Wait a second. I'm sorry. You guys haven't,
不 还没有 No, I haven't. No.
我是在她家呆了一晚 I did the spend the night at her place,
我学会了汉弗瑞家族的一个老招数 but I took a page from the old Humphrey playbook,
只是通宵聊天 玩拼字游戏 and we just talked and played scrabble.
不错 That's nice.
谢谢 Thanks.
还有 谢谢你今天邀请我 By the way, thank you for, inviting me today.
我们之间发生了不少事 You know, after everything that's happened between us--
我也很想念你这个兄弟 Yeah, yeah. I missed you, too.
别拥抱 我不会拥抱你的 No hugs. You're not getting a hug.
真的不抱下吗 Not one?
想都别想 Not one.
抱歉我上周没来看你 I'm sorry I didn't visit last week.
学校的事情进展很快 Things are really ramping up at school.
好消息是丹和内特都将瑟琳娜拒之门外 The good news is that Serena is now isolated from both Dan and Nate.
那布莱尔呢 What about Blair?
布莱尔最终也会被毁灭的 Blair will get distracted eventually.
别这样 上次在汉密尔顿之家 Oh, come on. It was only a few weeks ago
设计瑟琳娜的风头还没过去呢 I went after Serena at Hamilton House.
如果再被发现是我搞鬼 计划就全完了 If I get caught trying to get her expelled, it's over.
有那个傻小子在就会没事 Not if you have a fall guy.
也许应该 Maybe...
从这个和瑟琳娜有过一段的蓝眼帅哥下手 someone with pretty blue eyes and a history with serena?
你一直在监视我吗 Have you been spying on me?
监视是因为不信任 Spying implies a lack of trust,
而我知道自己能一直信任你 and I know that I can trust you.
我和内特约会只是为了打入瑟琳娜的圈子 I'm only dating Nate to stay in Serena's orbit.
很好 别忘了我们说好的 Good, because we agreed that
一定要让瑟琳娜一无所有 we would not stop until Serena was left with nothing,
和我一样凄凉为止 just like I was.
下一步就是将她赶出哥伦比亚大学 And the next thing to take from her is Columbia.
看你和这群人混得这么熟 And seeing as how you're in with these people,
应该不是件难事 对吧 It shouldn't be too hard, right?
我知道该怎么做 I know what to do.
终于来人了 There you are.
钱伯林小姐的课在哪里报名 Where do I sign up for Ms. Chamberlin's lecture series?
你怎么在这儿 What are you doing here?
我是名人嘛 Go, lions.
这不可能 就算是你也不可能 No. That's impossible, even for you.
系主任好意邀请我来旁听课程 The dean's extended me the courtesy of auditing a few classes.
我们觉得在巴特·拜斯纪念厅破土动工前 We felt it was important I get a feel for campus life
让我感受下大学气氛是很有必要的 before breaking ground on the new Bart Bass memorial rotunda.
什么 What?
纪念厅就是有圆形大厅 上覆穹顶的建筑 It's a building with a circular ground plan, usually covered by a dome.
我知道纪念厅是什么 你不能来这儿 I know what a rotunda is! You can't be here.
哥伦比亚是我的地盘 你想干什么 Columbia's mine. What do you want?
有意思 上次我已经把话说的很明白了 Funny, last time we spoke, I thought I was crystal clear.
你让我失去了最心爱的东西 You took away what I cared about most.
礼尚往来 我要让你在这一败涂地 To return the favor, I'm going to take Columbia away from you.
我一会儿回来 Come back later
替我和瑟琳娜在玛莎的课上报名 and sign me and Serena up for Martha's class.
动静小点 我不想让恰克知道 But do it quietly. I don't want Chuck to know.
去啊 Go!
说到这里 This just in--
看来你可以把美眉赶出派对 Looks like you can take the girl out of the party,
但无法让她们失去对派对的热爱 but not the party out of the girl.
传言我们最受欢迎的金发女郎 Rumor has it our favorite blonde
传播的不仅仅是喜悦 could be spreading more than just good cheer.
如果确实如此 那就会引起一场 And if it's true, then there's a test out there
也许有些人无法通过测试哦 a few of you might not be able to pass.
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森患有性病吗 Does S.V.W. Have an S.T.D.?
有谁会这样对八卦天后撒谎 I mean, who would lie to gossip girl like that?
你真想要一份名单吗 Do you really want a list?
因为我可能没那时间 Because I don't know if I have that kind of time.
爆炸性丑闻是一回事 但就算八卦天后 A good scandal is one thing, but even gossip girl
也一向崇尚上流 真实的传言 likes to keep things classy and somewhat true.
我只想一心专注于学业 I just wanted to focus on school.
那就别让这事牵绊了你 Well, don't let this stop you.
只要没人去证实这传闻 Without someone confirming the rumor,
它自会慢慢平息 it'll blow over by lunch.
你只要保持一贯的作风 昂首挺胸 And just keep doing what you're doing. Hold your head high.
这是我们的学校 是我们先来的 This is our school. We were here first.
去他的 Damn him to hell.
为什么我感觉 Why do I get the feeling
你这鼓舞人心的话不全是对我说的 your pep talk is not entirely meant for me?
恰克来了 就在哥伦比亚大学 Chuck is here, at Columbia.
他把战火蔓延到学校来啦 Wow. He's bringing the battle to campus?
是的 我已经有对战计划了 Yes. Well, I already have a battle plan.
我发现玛莎·钱伯林讲课的时候 I found out that Martha Chamberlin takes a student assistant
会让学生做助理 when she lectures.
那个位置将会是我抵御恰克·拜斯的 That position will be my own private island
私人阵地 against the storm that is Chuck Bass.
如果你心意已决 势必不让恰克击败你 If you're not gonna let a disease like Chuck deter you,
那我又能说什么呢 what leg do I have to stand on?
我要去找个四人间住 I'm gonna go plant myself in the quad,
表现得对世事漠不关心 act like I don't have a care in the world,
然后发邮件给我教授 约个时间见面 and e-mail my professor to see when he can meet.
好吧 这里说你们都和瑟琳娜发生过关系 Okay, it says here that you both slept with Serena...
还有瓦内萨 她也和恰克有过关系 And vanessa, and that vanessa also slept with Chuck...
是的 Yeah.
那谁和布莱尔发生过关系 Who slept with Blair?
这些都在"八卦天后"上吗 All that's on "Gossip girl"?
嗯 她做了一张图表 Yeah, she made a chart, actually,
不得不说 很有用 which I have to say is very helpful.
天呐 Oh, god.
我们能谈谈吗 Can we talk?
好 Yeah.
谢谢你在比赛前和我见面 Thank you for meeting me before your game.
我只是觉得 在我们一起共度初夜之前 I just--I thought that we should talk about this
应该谈谈这件事 before we spend our first night together.
你也知道这只是传言 不是真的 You know it's just a rumor. It's not true.
就算是真的 And even if it was,
自从去年春天 I haven't slept with Serena since,
我就没有和瑟琳娜发生过关系 like, last spring.
所以呢 So?
所以我觉得 如果感染了我应该有数 So I think I would, you know, know.
内特 病症会潜伏数个月 Nate, symptoms can be dormant for months
不会有任何症状 你可能是个携带者 or not even appear at all. You could still be a carrier.
什么 What?
我是女生 I'm a girl.
我上健康课很认真 I paid attention in health class.
那你想让我去检查一下吗 So you want me to get tested?
我没关系 但如果能让你安心一些 I mean, I'm not worried, but if it makes you feel better,
比赛结束后 我会顺道去一下健康中心 I'll swing by the health clinic after the game.
谢谢 我向你保证 Thank you. And I promise you,
当你看到我为明晚准备的服装时 when you see the outfit I bought for tomorrow night,
你就会觉得值了 it'll be well worth it.
瓦内萨 我在电话里跟你说过了 Vanessa, like I told you on the phone,
这绝对是假的 I'm sure it's totally false.
再说 这关你什么事 And--and what business is it of yours anyway?
我们开始交往那会儿 You and I both got tested
你和我都事先检查过 还记得吗 when we first started sleeping together. You remember that?
当然 那之后我没有和其他人交往过 I sure do, and I have not been with anyone else since.
丹 瑟琳娜睡在你床上 Dan, Serena was sleeping in your bed
还穿着你的T恤 and wearing your t-shirt.
如果真发生过别的事情 我该知道 If something else happened, I need to know.
没发生别的事情 Nothing else happened.
我们当时的承诺忘了吗 W-what--what happened to our big talk?
说实话 我不知道我还能不能 'cause honestly, I don't know if I can have
再进行一次这样的谈话 this same conversation one more time.
对不起 你说的没错 I'm sorry. You're right.
只是这个爆料让我失去了理智 It's just--the blast freaked me out.
没事的 我保证 It's okay. I promise.
我向你保证 你无需担心 I promise you have nothing to worry about.
好吗 比赛后我打给你 All right? I'll call you after the game.
瑟琳娜 你好 Serena. Hi.
你好吗 How are you?
很好 怎么会不好 如果你是指 Great. Why wouldn't I be? If you're referring to
"八卦天后"上那则未被证实的恶意爆料 the unconfirmed vicious rumor on "Gossip girl,"
这事和你没关系 是吧 You wouldn't have anything to do with that, would you?
不 我只是过来告诉你 No. Look, I just came over here to tell you the way
英语文学教授竟然当着全班人的面 Our English Lit professor called you out
喊你出去 他不该这么对你的 in front of the entire class? You didn't deserve that.
如果有什么我可以帮忙的 And if there's anything that I can do...
不必了 我已经发邮件给他了 No, I already E-mailed him.
我希望明天能跟他谈谈 I'm hoping to talk with him myself tomorrow.
还不错 Good.
不管怎么说 Well, anyhow...
我真的跟这次爆料一点关系都没有 I really didn't have anything to do with that blast.
请相信我 我绝不愿意见到这样的事发生 Believe me, it's the last thing I would've wanted.
什么意思 What do you mean?
内特见到的时候都有点惊呆了 Nate sort of freaked when he saw it.
怎么惊呆了 他不会相信的 Freaked how? He doesn't believe it.
谢谢你能陪我来 兄弟 Thanks for coming with me, man.
没什么 我不该跟你说 No problem. I shouldn't have told you
棉签的事的 太不顾及你的感受了 about the cotton swab thing. That was insensitive.
但你只要想想 明天拿到那张健康证明书 But, you know, just think about how happy you'll be
就会很幸福了 with a clean bill of health tomorrow, right?
也对 Yeah. Yeah.
你到底怎么回事 What the hell are you doing?
还有你 都有大概两年了吧 And you? It's been what, two years?
我只是陪他而已 I'm a wingman.
你先帮我登记 我们一会见吧 You wanna go sign me in and I'll see you in there in a minute?
行 我先闪人了 Yeah, I'll step away now.
好的 All right, cool.
内特 我知道你在暑假里跟恰克女伴名册 Nate, I know all about your summer of love
里的女人鬼混 老实说为了你好 from Chuck's little black book, and honestly, for your sake,
我希望你真去做个检查 但如果你今天做 I hope you do get tested. But if you do it today,
别人会觉得你相信了这次爆料 people will just think that you believe the blast.
别人就会信以为真了 拜托你 You'll be confirming the rumor. Please.
就麻烦你等几天或者到别的地方去 Please just wait a few days or go somewhere else.
瑟琳娜 我是为了另一个人才做检查的 Serena, there's someone else I need to do this for. Okay?
现在我一切以她为先 而不是你 And right now she's my priority, not you.
看来去年五月丹和瑟琳娜一起过夜 可不是睡前一吻这么简单
钱伯林小姐平日接触最多的是什么 Ms. Chamberlin's largest client to date?
全美步枪协会 National rifle association.
她开创了妈妈熊运动 She created the mama bears campaign,
将女性会员人数提高了三分之一 increased female membership by a third.
还有红樱桃派 And the cherry pie?
她的第一个突出成就就是为美好家园杂志 Her first major success was branding a cherry pie recipe
推广了红樱桃派的食谱 for "Better homes and gardens."
从美好家园到全美步枪协会 How do you get from "Better homes and gardens"
能得出什么结论呢 to the N.R.A.?
相信我 其实很简单 It's a short trip, believe me.
钱伯林小姐 我是布莱尔·沃道夫 Ms. Chamberlin? I'm Blair Waldorf.
我准备选修您商业心理学的课 I'll be in your psychology of business class.
很高兴认识你 但现在不是办公时间 Well, nice to meet you. I'm not having office hours yet--
其实 我希望能跟您讨论一下助理职位的事 Actually, I was hoping we could discuss the assistant position.
我十分仰慕您 I'm a big fan.
很遗憾 这个职位已经有人选了 Unfortunately, the position has been filled.
是谁 By who?
钱伯林小姐 不管拜斯先生跟您说过什么 Ms. Chamberlin, whatever Mr. Bass has told you,
我向你保证 他对你的课或你的人 I assure you, he has no interest in your class
根本毫无兴趣 or any idea who you even are.
多谢 Thank you?
恰恰相反 当我决定为帝国酒店更名时 On the contrary, once I decided to rebrand the Empire,
您就是我唯一的考虑对象 there was only one name on my list.
让我送您去坐车 顺便可以深入探讨一番 We can talk more as I walk you to your limo.
谢谢 Thank you.
再见 沃道夫小姐 Good day, Ms. Waldorf.
如果你对课程有任何疑问 If you have any questions regarding the class,
拜斯先生会为你解答的 Mr. Bass will answer them.
其实 目前为止 Actually, it turns out
钱伯林小姐的课已经满员了 Ms. Chamberlin's class is overenrolled.
你没有选上 抱歉 You didn't make the cut. Sorry.
我几乎忘了我有多爱你做的派了 I almost forgot how much I used to enjoy your pie.
最好未雨绸缪吧 B Better batten down the hatches, B.
看来你身处暴风中心的小岛 Looks like your island in the storm
刚被拜斯五号飓风袭击了 was just hit by a Bass 5 hurricane.
你要去哪儿 Where are you off to?
去学校 Uh, campus.
教授同意在办公时间见我了 My professor agreed to meet with me during office hours.
祝你好运 Oh, good for you.
我们可不能被自己过去的男人们打败 We can't let the men of our past define us.
他们希望我们妄自菲薄 自降身价 They want us to lash out, lower ourselves to their level.
不过我们仍要保持优雅文明 But it is our job to remain civilized.
那你打算把那个助理职位让给恰克了 So you're gonna let Chuck have the assistant position then?
我说要文明 可没说迟钝 I said "Civilized," Not "Lobotomized."
钱伯林小姐 很高兴你能来 Oh, Ms. Chamberlin. So good of you to come.
如果我没弄错 你喜欢伯爵红茶对吧 Earl Grey, if I'm not mistaken?
这是怎么回事 What is going on?
还是不要知道为妙 It's better not to know.
都是些花言巧语 Plausible deniability.
沃道夫小姐 我同意见你的唯一原因 Ms. Waldorf, the only reason I agreed to meet with you
是你妈妈和我曾经有点交情 is because your mother and I have crossed paths on occasion,
而我觉得这是一种出于职业的礼貌 and I felt it a professional courtesy.
你知道我妈妈再婚了吗 很好的男人 Oh. Did you know that my mother remarried? Amazing man.
什么意思 Your point?
我很遗憾听说你几年前 I was sorry to hear about your unfortuNate divorce
不幸离婚了 a few years ago.
你说什么 I beg your pardon?
哦 老天 Oh, boy.
我们都知道 You and I both know that
权势是世界上最好的春药[基辛格名言] power is the greatest aphrodisiac.
当然 女人拥有权势的时候除外 Except, of course, when women have it.
就像你的前夫那样 Your ex-husband, for example.
我是指 给他当保姆吗 多陈腔滥调啊 I mean, the nanny? How clich?
请继续说 I'm listening.
我继父周围的朋友都是那些 My stepfather has surrounded himself with people
不会惧怕女人成功的人 who are not intimidated by a woman's success.
他公司的合伙人之一尤其有魅力 One of the partners at his firm is exceptionally attractive.
不是我有意想冒犯您 And I don't mean to sound forward,
但我会很乐于介绍你去参加 but I'd love to introduce you
今晚在汉密尔顿之家举行的的派对 at the Hamilton House party tonight.
我本来也打算去这个派对来着 所以 Well, I was going to be at the party anyway, so...
那我马上就打电话 Well, then I'll make the call.
当然了 That is, of course,
如果那个助教职位还空着就更好了 if the assistant position is still available.
应该说"万事无绝对"吧 Let's just say that nothing is set in stone.
不好意思 你刚才是说要司康饼吗 Hmm. I'm sorry. Did you say scone?
不 不不不 No! No, no, no, no!
我不管她要参加的海选已经晚了多久 I don't care how late she is for her audition.
她是空姐 你结论下得太早了 Flight attendant. So quick to judge.
你在学校怎么样 How's school going?
糟糕极了 所以我真的不能再迟到了 Terrible, which is why I can't be late.
如果你觉得有必要 You know, if it helps,
我真想给你一张我的课程表 I could get you a copy of my schedule.
然后我们就用不着再讨论这个了 So we can stop doing this. Come on.
为何有这个必要呢 Why would we want to do that?
你每天都帮不同的女人拦出租 You put a different girl into a cab every day.
如果你觉得有朝一日我也能成为其中之一 If you think I would ever be one of them,
你就大错特错了 you are out of your mind.
我可没这么想过 I think nothing of the sort.
事实上 我每天同一时间来这里 In fact, I leave at this time on purpose,
只是为了能见到你 hoping to get to see you.
太好了 那我就坐这辆出粗了 你可以闪了 Good. Then I'm taking the cab. Scoot over.
你在这儿干嘛呢 hey. What are you doing here?
呃 莉莉不在这儿 对吗 Hey. Uh, uh, Lily's not around, right?
莉莉陪艾瑞克去参观学校了 Uh, she and Eric are visiting colleges.
这儿只有我们俩 怎么了 It's just us. Why?
好吧 呃 最近有个谣言 Okay, well, there--there's-- there's a rumor going around
说瑟琳娜有 呃 that Serena has, um...
她 她有点想法 she has--she has something.
有点想法吗 Has something?
是的 这么说不难理解吧 Yeah. Please get there faster.
哦 你是说 哦 老天 oh. Y-you mean... Oh. Oh, boy.
是啊 是啊 但那不是真的 Yeah. Yeah. It's not true.
但这里有张照片 But there was a picture
是内特和我昨天在医疗中心 of me with Nate yesterday at the health center.
总之现在瓦内萨肯定觉得 So now I'm pretty sure Vanessa thinks that
我和瑟琳娜之间的关系 something more than a kiss happened
不止是一个吻那么简单 between me and Serena.
那事实呢 Well, did it?
不 我们没有 我都告诉她无数次了 No, no, and I've told her that a hundred times.
但她昨晚和我分房睡的 But she slept in the other room last night,
而且今天一早我就发现她不在了 and when I woke up, she wasn't there.
怎么了 我以为你会乐意听到我的倾诉 What? I-I mean, I thought you'd be glad that I was sharing with you.
是的 是的 但我的建议未必中听 I am. I am. But you're not gonna like what I have to say.
瑟琳娜的确是个难搞的女人 Serena is a formidable woman,
而且你们过去确实也爱得很深 and what you guys shared was a big love.
所以你也不能怪瓦内萨对你没信心 You can't blame Vanessa for being insecure.
如果你还想跟她在一起 你就得让她明白 So if you wanna be with her, you need to show her
没有什么是值得她担心的 that she doesn't have anything to be worried about.
我告诉过她 但我没准备从此不理瑟琳娜 I've told her that, but I'm not gonna stop talking to Serena,
或者让她从我生活中消失 cut her out of my life.
我只能说 至少现在 All I'm saying is, at least for right now,
你要让瓦内萨明白 Vanessa needs to know
你在乎的只有她一个人 that she's the only one you care about.
我需要跟你谈谈 I need to talk to you.
我正在赶时间 不方便 Oh, I'm in a hurry. Now's not a good time.
我想让你告诉我 You need to tell me
那晚你和丹到底发生过什么 what happened between you and Dan that night.
这种问题你应该问他吧 Isn't that a conversation you should be having with him?
我问过了 但每当事情涉及到你 I did, but I can't trust him
我就没法相信他 when it comes to you.
你这是什么意思 What's that supposed to mean?
不妨这么说吧 Let's just say
为了掩饰和你过夜 it wouldn't be the first time a guy had lied to his girlfriend
这男人已经骗了他女友不止一次了 to cover up a night spent with you.
瓦内萨 你不是总觉得人性本恶吗 You know, Vanessa, you always wanna believe
怎么现在又对我抱有幻想了 the worst in people. Why change now?
说得没错 Exactly.
[劳福德教授]我等了你五分钟 办公时间已过 你该买块表了
很荣幸你能来赴约 Glad to see you took me up on my offer.
希望你能喜欢我的招牌马提尼酒 I hope you like my signature martinis.
我厌倦整理档案和送樱桃派的破差事了 I'm tired of making dossiers and carrying cherry pies.
我倒是觉得 This would be good practice
由我自己来扳倒布莱尔会是个不错的决定 if I ever decide to take Blair down myself.
不要高估你自己 Well, don't get ahead of yourself,
尽管我很欣赏你这份热情 but I appreciate the enthusiasm.
你有什么发现 What did you find out?
我刚收到你的短信 有什么事吗 Hi. I just got your text. What's up?
恩 我刚刚才知道 Yeah, I just found out that test results
要等三到四天才能知道测试结果 could take three or four days to get back.
三四天 Three or four days.
真不敢相信我们的良宵被这种事给毁了 I can't believe our night's being derailed by this.
除非 Unless...
还有另外能让我们确定的方法 There's another way that we can know for sure.
我的意思是 瑟琳娜肯定跟谁说过 I mean, Serena must've talked or e-mailed someone
这些事是不是真的 About whether the rumors were true or not.
我想我能和布莱尔谈谈 I guess I could talk to Blair.
她可能有意隐瞒着什么 Yeah. She'd probably take the fifth.
我们还能有什么办法呢 How else are we gonna find out?
没了 No.
算了 Forget it.
我只是感觉这种不确定性已经快把我逼疯了 I just think the anticipation is making me crazy.
我要回家了 Well, I'm gonna go home.
我们都得好好热身 我就打算从 We should both get ready. And I am gonna start...
洗个冷水澡开始 by taking a cold shower.
再见 Bye.
我感觉我已经准备好了 I think we're ready.
你感觉 you think?
我不可能开门见山 Oh, I can't just come out
叫他去偷瑟琳娜的手机吧 And ask him to steal Serena's phone.
但是你得相信我 他现在正按照我预想的发展 But trust me, he's right where we need him to be.
很好 到时候要是有什么问题 也是他来背黑锅 Good. If anything goes wrong, it'll be on him.
对 就像我们原来计划的一样 Right. Just like we planned.
我得挂了 I have to go.
瓦内萨 什么风把你吹来了 Vanessa. What are you doing up here?
我觉得去年春天丹和我在还一起的时候 I think Dan and Serena slept together last spring
还在和瑟琳娜鬼混 When we were still going out.
天哪 你确定吗 Oh, my god. Are you sure?
这就是问题所在 他们都不承认 No. That's the problem. They both deny it.
很抱歉来向你吐酸水 I'm sorry to unload on you like this.
我只是 不知道怎么办 I'm just--I feel like I'm losing my mind.
你还是得去弄清楚 Well, then you have to find out for sure.
我能怎么办 How?
我想我有个主意 I think I might have an idea.
就是不知道你愿不愿意 That is, of course, if you're up for it.
当然 现在我愿意做任何事 相信我 Yeah. Right now I'm up for anything, believe me.
那就打电话给丹 说你想和他谈谈 Then call Dan. Tell him that you wanna talk
我们今晚和内特去汉密尔顿之家和他见面 And we'll meet him and Nate at hamilton house tonight.
你确定 Are you sure?
相信我 Trust me.
船到桥头自然直 Things have a way of working out when you least expect it.
你去哪儿了 Where have you been?
我知道又迟到了 I know I'm late. Again.
看来你和教授的面谈不那么愉快 So I take it the meeting with your professor did not go well.
根本就没有进行 我没有来得及去 It didn't go at all. I didn't make it.
你手机上难道没有显示时间的 You know there's a clock on your cell phone, right?
是的 但这不是我的错 我发过邮件给他了 Yes. Yes, but it wasn't my fault, but I e-mailed him
求他今晚再给我五分钟 And begged for five minutes of his time tonight.
那我们今晚就把哥伦比亚的那些事儿都搞定了 Then we settle all Columbia business tonight.
只是偶尔钱伯林教授会 And it just so happens that Ms. Chamberlin--
B 我只好祝你好运 B., can I just wish you good luck
还有这一次不要再那么花言巧语了 And take plausible deniability on this one?
不用好运 都要靠你自己 Luck not needed, but right back at ya.
你真是天生干这个的 You're a natural.
我刚才就说瑟琳娜忘了点东西 I said Serena forgot something.
对那个拿衣服的那人笑了下 他就主动交给我了 One smile at the coat check guy and he handed it right over.
现在快查查她的邮件 Now check her e-mail.
如果瑟琳娜和丹上过床 If Serena and Dan slept together,
就肯定会有邮件提到这件事 There's bound to be a message about the rumor.
我心里充满了负罪感 This feels very wrong.
只有这样你才能确定 It's the only way you'll know for sure.
有封丹几个小时前发来的邮件 There's an e-mail from Dan a few hours ago.
什么 What?
如果瓦内萨认为 "If Vanessa thinks
我们之间有比亲吻更进一步的行为 "Something more than a kiss happened between us
就算是没有 我无论如何也得 "Even though it didn't, I need to show her
让她觉得我愿意做任何事 I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make things work."
你现在有答案了 Well, now you have your answer.
我现在必须把这个放回去 We have to put this back right now.
等一下 我男朋友也曾经和她约会过 Wait, wait, wait, wait. My boyfriend dated her, too.
你不是唯一一个怀疑瑟琳娜的人 You're not the only one with Serena insecurity.
好吧 那你快点 Okay, well, then hurry up.
嘘 好像又谁来了 shoot. I think someone's coming.
威胁解除 然后呢 Coast is clear. Well?
没事 谢天谢地 走吧 我们离开这鬼地方 Nothing, thank god. Come on. Let's get outta here.
好 等等 我给丹说我要谈谈 Okay, wait. I told Dan that I needed to talk.
那我应该说什么 What--what do I say now?
他是个男人 你觉得他会真的想谈吗 He's a guy. Do you think he really wants to talk?
直接把他带回家 Just take him home
告诉他你准备好继续和他在一起 And show him you're ready to move on.
如果有必要 说两遍 Twice if necessary.
谢谢 Thank you.
内特真是个幸运的男人 Nate's a lucky guy.
你们真是天造地设的一对 You guys make a really good couple.
没错 不是吗 Yeah, we do, don't we?
抱歉打扰一下 有个重要的电话找您 Pardon the interruption, but you have an important call.
我是布莱尔·霍道夫 Blair Waldorf.
钱伯林女士的新助理 I'm Ms. Chamberlin's new assistant.
你很自信嘛 Confident, I see.
机会来的时候当然自信了 When destiny calls? Always.
尤其是当机会准时降临时 Especially when it arrives right on time.
灵魂伴侣准时出现 Nothing says "soul mate" like punctuality.
瓦内萨 Hey, Vanessa.
丹 Dan.
内特 茱丽叶正在找你呢 Nate, um, Juliet's looking for you.
谢了 Thank you.
好呀 Hey.
怎么啦 Hey. What's going on?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我说你为什么一直在笑 I just mean, like, why are you-- why are you smiling so much?
因为我 我看到你就很高兴 I'm just--I'm-- I'm glad to see you.
我 我还以为你生我的气了呢 I thought--I thought you were mad at me.
现在我搞不懂了 I'm--I'm confused here.
等一下 我真的搞不明白了 Okay, wait a second. Now--now-- now I'm really confused.
你刚说过我们得好好谈谈的 You--you said we needed to talk.
我们已经谈过了 是我没用心听你说 We already did. I just--I wasn't listening.
要不然我们离开这里如何 What do you say we get out of here?
我会让你好好体会下为什么我们不用谈了 And I'll show you how much we don't need to talk.
我不知道 我... I don't know. I mean...
我可是很固执的人 可能会磨上整个晚上 I'm pretty stubborn. It might take all night.
那你该加点劲了 Well, then I guess you'll need your strength.
我们走之前去吃点开胃菜怎样 Let's load up on free appetizers before we leave.
在汉密尔顿之家总能梦想成真 Hamilton house is where dreams come true.
对此 毫无疑问 On that we agree.
在那儿 我们过去吧 There. Shall we?
围巾很漂亮 Beautiful scarf.
等我们合作以后 Oh, well, as we work together,
你就会发现我们的品味所见略同 you'll come to find that your tastes are my tastes.
这是谁呢 Guess who.
我是萨姆 你好 Sam. Hi.
看来布莱尔有点辜负你了 I must say, Blair did not do you justice.
我明白你的感受 I know the feeling.
你以为我的梦中情人就是她吗 You thought this was my special someone?
不是 No.
当然除非... I mean, unless...
什么 就因为我这个有事业心的女强人 What? Since I'm a powerful career-driven woman
把男人都吓跑了 我就该是同性恋吗 who intimidates men, I must be a lesbian?
不是的 这不是我为你安排的约会对象 No. This was not the date I set up.
那个男人 是个知识产权律师 He was an intellectual property lawyer
他无偿替孩子们起诉好莱坞 who does pro bono work helping kids sue Hollywood
盗用他们放在微博上的创意 for stealing their Twitter ideas.
我建议你去问问他缺不缺助手 Then I suggest you see if he needs an assistant.
我的课报满了 永远 My class is full... forever.
顺便一提 你的围巾很漂亮 Great scarf, by the way.
鲁瑟院长 我是瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森 Dean Reuther, Serena van der Woodsen.
劳福德教授 Professor Lawford,
很抱歉今早我没去赴约 I'm so sorry I didn't make our meeting this morning.
但我已经给您发了邮件 But as I mentioned in my e-mail,
我希望能让您 让二位都知道 I'm hoping to impress upon you--upon both of you--
我愿意尽我所能 that I'm willing to do whatever it takes
取得学业上的成就 to succeed at this school.
的确 你在发给劳福德教授的邮件里 Yes, the e-mail that you sent to professor Lawford
已经说得够清楚了 makes that pretty clear.
我不明白 I'm sorry?
也许我们应该私下谈谈 Perhaps we should have this conversation in private.
我们要谈什么 And what conversation would that be?
关于你要求以性交易换取学分的邮件 The one regarding your e-mail that offers sex for grades.
什么 What?
我没有这么做 我肯定不会这么做 I-I-I didn't do that. I would never do that.
这是你的邮箱地址对吧 This is your e-mail address, is it not?
没错 但我没有发那封邮件 Yes, but I-I didn't send this.
范德·伍德森小姐 虽然我们对 Ms. van der Woodsen, obviously we pay no mind
校园里流传的幼稚流言不以为意 to childish rumors that circulate all college campuses,
但这封邮件的性质极其严重 but this e-mail is extremely serious.
它可能会导致某人被开除学籍 The consequence of sending it, I'm afraid, is expulsion.
开除学籍 Expulsion?
号外 Spotted--
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森在老师眼中一触即燃 Serena van der Woodsen looking like she's hot for teacher.
这就是优质的煤气灯 That's the thing about a good gaslight--
只要烟够多 谁会在意是不是真的有火呢 With enough smoke, who cares if there's really a fire?
邮件是不是你发的 Did you send that e-mail,
用瑟琳娜的手机给教授 the one that came from Serena's phone
发了封性交易邮件 offering sex to her professor?
什么 我为什么要那么做 What? Why would I do that?
我反而觉得 If you ask me, it sounds like an idea
那是瑟琳娜自己才想得出的主意 that Serena would get all on her own.
我不相信她会那样做 I don't think she would do that.
我要去告诉她 我们拿过她的手机 I'm gonna tell her we had her phone.
等等 别去 Wait. Don't.
如果我们能拿得到 Maybe if we had access to it,
别人也可以拿到 Then somebody else did as well.
那邮件不是我发的 I didn't send that e-mail.
但她要是知道我们偷拿过她的手机 But if you tell her that we took her phone,
一定会怪罪到我们头上 she is gonna blame us,
我会被学校开除的 and I could get expelled.
她也会啊 And so could she.
如果你问心无愧 If you didn't send it,
那就没什么可担心的了 then you have nothing to worry about.
玛莎的约会对象被弄哪去了 Where is Martha's date?!
他在帝国的顶楼公寓里 Penthouse suite at the Empire.
与尤物相伴 With a woman I assure you
我担保他们会缠绵不休到明早 he won't want to leave until morning,
甚至午后 就看他的心肺功能有多好了 maybe afternoon. Depends on his cardio.
我本来不打算和你较真 I was going to play nice.
你真以为我没有后备计划吗 You think I don't have a plan "B"?
后备计划 Plan "B"?
还有什么计划能比约会之夜 What could be more cunning
更加阴险狡诈呢 and devious than date night?
多洛塔已经是玛莎的女佣的深闺密友了 I had Dorota get chummy with Martha's maid,
得知她来自菲律宾的 who came over from one of her sweatshops
诸多的血汗工厂之一 in the Philippines.
逼急了 我敲诈勒索也要得到那个位置 If I have to, I'll blackmail her for the position.
一桩违法女佣丑闻案而已吗 An illegal maid scandal?
人们早就对此无动于衷啦 Nobody's cared about those in years.
难道这一场女同版的狸猫换太子 And a lesbian switcheroo
你就不蛋疼吗 doesn't make you blackwater.
调包只是为了好玩 The switcheroo was for fun.
而美国国税局正准备 The I.R.S. Agent is standing by
查玛莎的帐目可就不那么好玩了 to crawl up Martha's audit is not.
一场揭发骗税的陷阱 A tax fraud setup?
你也许能因此荣获女童子军徽章呢 They give away girl scout badges for that.
我搞到了她的婚前协议 细节很可观哦 I have her prenup. It has details.
我搞定了她家保姆 她手上的照片里 I have the nanny. She has pictures.
不仅有她和玛莎的前夫 还有玛莎自己 Martha's ex is in them. So is Martha.
原来本是一场三P It turns out it was a threesome
我的天哪 你们这群学生都疯了 Oh, my god! You students are psychotic.
我可没功夫跟你们瞎闹 I have better things to do with my time.
告诉院长我辞职不干了 Tell the Dean I quit.
真令人扼腕 Shame.
她的课听上去很棒的 Sounded like a great class.
恕不奉陪了 我听说有个 If you'll excuse me, I've heard good things
自求多福皮萨吧很不错 about the make-your-own-pizza bar.
我的手机被偷了 My phone isn't in here.
一定是那个偷手机的人 Whoever stole it must've been the person
发的邮件 that sent the e-mail.
手机被盗也无法为你开脱罪名 A missing cell phone is hardly proof.
星期一来我办公室一趟 I'll see you in my office on Monday,
到时再看这事该怎么处理吧 and we'll talk about what's next.
晚安 吉姆 Good night, Jim.
求求你别这么做 你不在这念书 Please don't do this. You don't go to columbia.
他们不能把你怎么样 They can't do anything to you.
对不起 但是我应该这么做 I'm sorry, but it's the right thing to do.
等等 Wait.
瑟琳娜 Serena...
打你自己的电话试试 Call your phone.
也许偷你手机的人还在这里 Maybe the person who stole it might still be here.
发生什么事了 Hey. Hey, what's going on?
瓦内萨偷了我的手机 Vanessa stole my phone
还给我的教授发了封邮件 and sent an e-mail to my professor.
这太荒唐了 That's--that's crazy.
是吗 你不打算接下电话吗 Really? Do you wanna answer that?
我过一会儿再和你谈谈 I'll speak with you later.
听我解释 I can explain.
你拿了瑟琳娜的手机 You took Serena's phone?
她以为我和你睡过 She thinks we slept together.
等一下 原来你才是 Wait, you were the one
这场谣言的背后主谋 behind the "Gossip girl" Rumor.
什么 我不是 What? No!
我知道现在看起来是我 I-I know how this looks,
但我没发那封邮件 but I did not send out that e-mail.
是朱丽叶干的 她才是 Juliet did. She's the one
那个一开始想要偷你手机的人 who wanted to steal your phone in the first place.
你开什么玩笑 W--are you kidding me?!
别想这样 There is no way that
就把我拖下水 I'm getting dragged into this.
我原本不想说的 I wasn't gonna say anything,
但是今天瓦内萨找我 but Vanessa came to me today.
她叫我帮助她一起复仇 She asked me to help her get revenge,
我拒绝了 and I told her no.
这是个弥天大谎 That is a lie!
不是的 朱丽叶来派对前就跟我说了 No, it's not. Juliet told me before the party.
她想和瓦内萨谈谈 She was hoping to talk to Vanessa
好让她平静下来 and calm her down.
但是 我很抱歉 But... I'm sorry, man.
等等 这就是你之前那么开心 Wait, is that why you were so happy earlier
并且急着要离开这里的原因 and you wanted to get outta here?
是的 带走我的手机 Yeah, with my phone,
制造不在场证据 so that she could get rid of the evidence.
好确保我会被开除 And make sure I was expelled.
不是我干的 I did not do this.
在我们共同经历这么多事之后 After everything we've been through,
我求你相信我 我是无辜的 I'm asking you to please believe me.
现在我也不知道该相信什么了 I don't know what to believe right now.
瓦内萨 Vanessa--
省省吧 Don't.
对不起 我想和你做好朋友的 I'm sorry, okay? I-I wanted to be friends,
但是我又能怎么样呢 but what did you expect me to do?
我必须明哲保身 I had to protect myself.
你说的没错 你是该保护自己了 You're right. You do.
可怜的V Poor V.
难道她不知道在爱情大战中 Didn't she know that in love and war,
一个真正的朋友是愿意无悔付出的吗 a friend in need is willing to do most any deed?
我相信你没有发那封邮件 I believe you didn't send that e-mail,
但是我不能忽视 but I can't ignore
随着你的到来 闹剧的发展已经在校园里 the level of drama that has followed you to my campus
愈演愈烈 and grown even louder since you arrived.
你的意思是 Meaning?
像我这种年龄的女人必须要争取每一个机会 Women of my generation had to fight for every opportunity
并且好好把握 and to be taken seriously,
范德·伍德森小姐 你的态度呢 And your attitude, Ms. Van der woodsen,
简直让我成了一个笑话 makes a mockery of that.
如果我是你 If I were you,
我会好好反思我最该做的事情 I would rethink my priorities.
晚安 Good night.
霍道夫小姐 Ms. Waldorf,
我也一直在观察你 I have my eye on you as well.
晦暗不明的抵赖还真有点用 Plausible deniability was a good call.
说到抵赖 And speaking of denials,
公众眼里你已经是清白的了 you've been cleared in the court of public opinion.
八卦女王已经发出了一份撤回书 Gossip girl sent out an official retraction
并对谣言一事向你道歉 and personal apology to you about the rumor.
何况 她说了 不管是谁发的 Not to mention, she said whatever person sent it
现在已被她列入黑名单了 is now on her hit list.
是瓦内萨发的 Yeah, well, it was Vanessa.
瓦内萨 Vanessa?
八卦天后的鄙视 Yeah, well, gossip girl's scorn
只会提高她的社交地位 will only increase her social standing.
你怎么知道的 How did you figure it out?
讽刺的是 我要好好谢谢茱丽叶 Uh, ironically, it was juliet who I have to thank for that.
我走了 If you'll excuse me.
我刚告诉布莱尔 I was just telling Blair
我得谢谢你帮我澄清了一切 I have you to thank for clearing my name.
我知道以前我们不怎么待见彼此 不过 I know we got off on the wrong foot, but...
我这么做只是因为 it's just because
你对内特的重要程度让我嫉妒 I was jealous of how much you meant to Nate,
对不起 and I'm sorry.
男生们几乎每次都来这套 Boys will do it almost every time.
谁让他们这么可爱的 Now if they weren't so darn cute...
你确认你没事吗 Are you sure you're gonna be okay?
我没事 Yeah.
想和我们喝一杯吗 Do you maybe wanna grab a drink with us?
不用了 Uh, no.
我得走了 I actually just wanna get outta here.
学校见 I'll see you in class.
好吧 别迟到 Yeah. Don't be late.
你还在这里干什么 What are you still doing here?
我丢掉了助理的职位 I lost the assistant position.
全校师生都认为我跟你一样疯狂 The entire faculty thinks I'm just as crazy as you.
你达到目的了 You've made your point.
你就不能去别处庆祝一下吗 Can't you take your little celebration elsewhere?
如果你认为我今晚 If you think I'd take tonight
是在找平衡 你就错了 as some sort of balancing of the scales, I don't.
我并不是在证明什么 布莱尔 I'm not trying to make a point, Blair.
这只是前戏 This is just a warm-up.
不管你想要什么 无论在什么情况下 Whatever you want, wherever you want it,
我都会从你那里抢走它 I am going to be there to take it away from you.
除非你一无所有 我绝不收手 I won't stop until you have nothing.
你不要这么过份 You wouldn't go that far.
自从你毁了我的前程 Who knows my limits
谁知道我会干出什么事来呢 since you took away my future?
那并不是你的前程 That wasn't your future.
那是亨利王子的前程 That was Henry prince's.
毁掉我不会让你快乐的 Destroying me won't make you happy.
会更快乐 Happier.
只有一件事 The only thing
会让你感到快乐 that will make you happy,
你失去了和珍妮·汉弗瑞上床的机会 you lost the moment you slept with Jenny Humphrey.
这是我最高兴的事情了 And that was the best thing that ever happened to me,
因为 because...
我已经彻底把你给忘了 I got over you forever.
如果那是事实 If that's the truth,
为什么你不把珍妮的事实告诉大家 then why haven't you told anyone about Jenny?
没告诉你的家人 没告诉你那帮宠臣们 Not your family, not your minions,
没告诉八卦天后 not gossip girl.
我知道你不是为了保护我而保密的 I know you're not keeping that secret to protect me.
不是 You wouldn't.
这件事被揭露出来会导致彼此的毁灭 That revelation would result in mutual destruction.
你也许是个杀人犯 但你不会自取灭亡 You may be homicidal, but you're not suicidal.
一个没什么挂念的人 A man with nothing to live for
是什么事都做得出来的 is capable of anything.
我要和父母住上一段时间 I'm gonna stay with my parents for a little while.
这是个好主意 That's--that's probably a good idea.
我想我也能一个人静会儿了 I think I could use some time alone, too.
丹 这对我真的很重要 Dan, it's really important to me
让你知道我并没有发起任何绯闻 that you know I didn't start any rumors
也没有发那封邮件 or send out that e-mail.
我想我相信你 I-I believe you, I think.
但是这也不能改变你不相信我的事实 But it doesn't change the fact that you didn't believe me.
我现在知道了 I know that now.
只是以失去你为代价才弄明白 太悲催了 It's just too bad that it took losing you to figure it out.
在喝红鲷酒啊 The red snapper.
有品味 Excellent choice.
觉得口感如何 What do you think?
我感觉就像血马莉参杂了劣质酒水 I think it's a bloody mary with an inferiority complex.
好吧 Fair enough.
那么 So...
我们就各喝各的吧 Drinking alone, are we?
你已经明确表态过对我没兴趣了 You've made it pretty clear you're out of my league.
我要怎样才能让你回答我呢 What do you have to lose by answering?
我觉得我还是不要鼓励你这种做法为好 I'd prefer not to encourage this kind of behavior.
那就这样吧 Tell you what.
一问一杯 One drink, one question.
告诉我你为何独自借酒消愁 Tell me why you're drinking alone,
我也会如实相告你想知道的一切 And I'll tell you anything you want.
我本以为可以重头来过 I thought I could start over,
但到头来才发现 But it turns out
大学只不过是书本费更高的高中而已 College is just high school with more expensive books.
没有重新来过的机会 There's no... Starting over.
无论我走到哪里 No matter where I go,
也无论我做过什么 Whatever I do,
我的过往都如影随形 My past seems to follow me.
那么 So...
说说你自己吧 What about you?
为何你每夜都相伴不同的女孩 Why are you with a different girl every night?
因为我早已没有因悔恨过去 Because I stopped apologizing for my past
而继续弥足深陷了 A long time ago.
有效果吗 Does that really work?
你会感到真正的快乐吗 Does that actually make you happy?
确实如此 It did.
#Poppin' bottles in the ice#
#Like a blizzard#
异性相吸的法则就是 The law of affinity refers to
看似绝缘的两个人 unlikely compositions forming a bond
能通过化学反应从而紧密相连 Through a purely chemical reaction.
#Now I'm feeling so...#
你为何不按计划行事 why didn't you stick to the plan?
就像我之前说过的 like I said the first time,
我以为瓦内萨是更好的人选 I thought Vanessa was the better option.
但她并不是 Well, she wasn't.
瑟琳娜还没有被开除 Serena didn't get expelled.
不过现在我和瑟琳娜走的比较近 But now I'm in with Serena,
我可以成为她的知己 And I can become her confidant
从而发掘出更具威力的秘密来瓦解她 And find something even bigger to take her down with.
好吧 你现在也别无他法了 Good, 'cause now you have no choice.
但最好别让我发现你这么做是为了保护奈特 And I'd better not find out that this was about protecting Nate.
如果你对他痴迷了... If you're falling for him...
我没有 我发誓 I'm not. I swear.
我想我只能相信你了 I guess I have to trust you.
当然 你可以信任我 yeah, I guess you do.
不过即使再坚强的联盟也会有致命的弱点 But even the strongest bonds have their limits...
而当其破碎之时 And when broken...
你确定要这么做吗 You sure about this?
既然我们已经知道瓦内萨才是幕后黑手了 Mm-hmm. Now that we know Vanessa was behind the rumors...
我当然确定了 absolutely.
碎片却仍未被察觉 That if left unchecked...
其威力就如同原子弹般强大 Explode like a nuclear bomb.
维罗妮卡 你还和蒂姆·冈恩共事吗 Veronica, do you still work with Tim Gunn?
我需要为一个想要申请 I need to get an interview for someone
教区牧师的人安排一下面试 Who will be applying to parsons.
太好了 Perfect.
她名字叫珍妮·汉弗瑞 Yeah, her name's Jenny Humphrey.
谢谢 Thanks.
静待核爆后的余波吧 Waiting for the fallout.
X.O.X.O 八卦天后 X.O.X.O., gossip girl.