[up-tempo music plays]
大家都叫他“开山刀” [narrator] They called him Machete.
除草工作一天70元 [man] Seventy dollars a day for yard work, a hundred for roofing.
整修屋顶100元
上车吧 Get in.
清理粪便125元 - One-twenty-five for septic. Sewage. - Have you ever killed anyone before?
处理污秽物
你以前杀过人吗？
如你所知 像你这样的非法移民 As you may know, illegal aliens, such as yourself,
每年都以惊人的数量 被赶出我们的国家 are being forced out of our country at an alarming rate.
为了大家的利益 For the good of both our people... our new senator must die.
我们的新参议员必须得死
我付给你十五万元 And for that, I will pay you $150,000... cash.
现金 [narrator] He was given an offer he couldn't refuse.
他无法拒绝这样的价格
我拿这么多钱 [Machete] I cost the most... because I'm the best there is.
因为我是最棒的杀手
阴谋，陷害 [grunts]
[narrator] Set up, double-crossed and left for dead.
留下的只有死亡
我发过誓要信守和平 I took a vow of peace, and now you want me to help you kill all these men?
现在你想要我帮助你 把所有那些人都杀了？
是的，兄弟 Yes, bro.
我是说，神父 I mean, Padre.
我看我能做什么 I'll see what I can do.
[tires screeching]
他了解内情 [narrator] He knows the score.
我的老婆和女儿呢？ Where are my wife and daughter?
他得到了女人 [narrator] He gets the women.
? He's bad
? Machete ?
他消灭了坏人 - [narrator] And he kills the bad guys. - No!
你是说那个墨西哥劳工 Oh, shit.
[man] You mean that a Mexican day laborer is a goddamn Federale?
是个他妈的联邦探员？
但他们很快意识到… - [men cheer] - [narrator] But they soon realized...
他要来解决我们了 He's coming after us.
他们惹到了不该惹的墨西哥人 ...they just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
动作 - [groans] - Action...
悬疑 -...suspense... - [shouting]
感情 -...emotion. - Please, Father, have mercy.
求求你，神父，饶恕我
神会饶恕，我不会 God has mercy. I don't.
如果你要雇用“开山刀”杀坏人 If you're gonna hire Machete to kill the bad guy,
你最好肯定那个坏人… you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you.
不是你
“开山刀” Machete.
电影级别：X级 Rated X.
韦恩斯坦影视公司友情出品 Brought to you from your friends at the Weinstein Company.
[up-tempo music plays]
友情提示
以下即将放映的影片...
[roars]
18岁以下儿童禁止观看
[up-tempo music plays]
独家呈现
《刑房》
[rock music plays]
今晚真漂亮，荷莉 You're real pretty tonight, Holly.
他妈的，小姐们 Goddamn it, girls! If you're gonna do that shit, do it on stage!
你们想搞的话，就上舞台去搞吧
真他妈的性感 Smoking hot. Phew.
雪莉宝贝，我告诉过你好多遍了 Cherry Darling, I told you too many fucking times,
你不能总在台上摆着一副哭相 you can't be up there crying and all that shit.
你知道摇摆舞是什么吗？ Do you know what a go-go dance is?
第12个没有用处的才能吗？ - Useless talent number 12? - No, it's a happy dance.
不，这是一个快乐的舞蹈
你上台以后得高兴地跳 Get up there and you dance happy. It's go-go, not cry-cry.
是摇摆舞，不是哭丧舞
我不干了 I'm quitting.
这话你每周至少要说一遍 You say that at least one night a week.
我这次是认真的 [sighs] I mean it this time. I need a dramatic change in my life.
我的人生需要戏剧性的改变
我一直说你很会搞笑 I've always said you're funny,
但如果你再哭的话 我也会解雇你的 but if you don't stop crying, I'm gonna fire your ass.
我不想解雇你 因为我喜欢看你的屁股 I don't want to fire your ass because I like looking at your ass.
“每个提早离开的女孩 都必须检查自己的手指” "Any girl leaving early must check out with their finger
“然后留下告别的纸条” and have a bye-bye slip."
这是我的手指 Here's my finger.
这个是我的告别纸条 And here's my bye-bye slip.
We need some cash.
混蛋，妈的！ Dick! Fuck!
Aah! [grunts and groans]
Ass-bag!
Ow!
好了，兄弟们，快点 - [man] All right, boys. Come on. - [indistinct chatter]
好了，好了，快点 All right, all right. Come on. You guys know the drill, huh?
在这里等，上尉 Wait here, lieutenant. I'll handle this.
我会处理
嗨，艾比 Hey, Abby.
我看见你有麻烦了，罗米 I can see you've had a spot of trouble, Romy.
能告诉我发生什么事了吗？ Would you like to tell me what happened?
他们逃走了 Uh, they escaped.
全部三个？ All three?
是的，我… Yeah. I don't know, uh... I don't know how they did it. Just, they got out...
我不知道…
我不知道他们怎么做到的 他们就这样逃走了
抱歉，罗米 只不过我不再信任你了 I'm sorry, Romy, but I just don't trust you anymore.
你也知道规矩 And you know the rules.
我不干了 我发誓，艾比，我… Oh, no. I'm out. I swear, Abby, you're not gonna see me anymore.
你再也不会见到我了，好吗？ - OK? - [Abby] Not so fast.
别那么快
我还想要你的“蛋蛋” I also want your balls.
我真的少不了它们 I'm really quite attached to them.
喔，甜心 Oh, sweetheart. I was really attached to my specimens.
我也少不了我的实验品
现在他们在外面暗夜中 鬼知道他们在做什么 And now they're out there in the night doing God knows what.
我做不到，艾比，求求你 求求你，艾比 I can't do it, Abby, please. Please, Abby.
Hey, hey! What are you guys...?! [indistinct shouting]
放开我，你妈的！ 狗娘养的！艾比！
You son of a bitch, Abby! Listen! You don't need Abby. There's more!
听着！你不必这么做，艾比！
还有更多！ 我能帮你弄到更多！ There's more! I could get you all you ever need!
你他妈的疯了！ 放开我，狗娘养的！ Motherfucking pussies! Let me go, you son of a bitch!
我可以帮你弄到更多，不！ I can get you more! No! No! [screaming]
请把这个捡起来 Pick this up, please.
- [electrical squealing] - [beeping]
那些狗屎呢？ Where's the shit?
都在那里 The shit's right there. The deal is still good.
交易还是有效的
不 No, it's not.
不是
你竟敢抗拒我 You held out on me.
现在我全部都要 Now I want all of it.
[men shouting]
[gasps]
[grunts and groans]
看来我的蛋蛋比你大，艾比 It looks like I got you by the balls, Abby.
你确实如此 - You certainly have. - So...
那么…
我再问你一遍 ... I'll ask you one more time.
那些狗屎… Where's...
都在… ...the...
哪里？ ...shit?
到处都是 Everywhere!
[engine revving]
喔，妈的 Oh, balls.
[tires screeching]
[engine sputtering]
离我的油泵远点！ Get that thing away from my pumps!
只是过热而已 It's just overheating! I need to get to town.
我要进城
[panting]
只是散热器盖脱落了 [grunts] It's just a stripped radiator cap.
当温度上升时水会漏出来 - [hissing] - Water leaks when it heats up.
不要紧张 No pressure.
你还好吧？ - Are you OK? - I'm just cherry.
我还是老样子
去随处找个座位，我马上进去 Go on and have a seat anywhere. I'll be right in.
把这个带去 - Here, take this with you. - Not your good spring water.
那是你的泉水
没有比这个更好的了，我自己装的 Ain't nothing good about it. I bottle it myself.
我从水库那里提的 I get it right there out of the dam.
谢谢… - Thanks, JT. - We're serving inside tonight.
J.T.
今晚我们里面供应
德州最好的烤肉 Best barbeque in Texas round the clock.
我要走了 - I gotta go. - Saving lives, are ya?
去拯救生命吗？
你怎么知道的？ Now how did you know that?
[engine starts]
现在是烤屁屁了 Now that's a rump roast.
这星期我无法摆脱工作 I couldn't get off work this week. But you only have to stay till ten.
但你只要待到十点
我的一个朋友会在十点前来接托尼 [whispering] A friend will be here before ten to pick up Tony.
我要吃掉你的脑子，吸收你的知识 ? Going to eat your brains and gain your knowledge
我告诉过你什么？ 不准在桌上玩玩具 What did I tell you? No playing with toys at the table.
- 我没告诉过你吗？ - 好吧 - Didn't I tell you that? - Yeah.
他床下有一个打包好的手提箱 There's a packed suitcase under his bed.
“快点，宝贝…” Give it to Tony to take with him when my friend picks him up.
当我的朋友来接他时 交给托尼带着
“我认为他知道…”
我会让他看电视 I'll leave him watching TV.
但你必须在二十分钟内过来 But you need to be here in the next 20 minutes. Thank you.
谢谢你
- 嘿，你的牙齿怎么了？ - 掉了 - [man] What happened to your tooth? - Fell out.
Wow. Think you could say a prayer for your old man?
你能为你爸做个祷告吗？
希望今晚没人会死 - No dead bodies for Da-da tonight. - No dead bodies for Dad tonight. Amen.
希望今晚没人会死
- 阿门 - 阿门 Amen.
- 刚才你在和谁说话？ - 褓姆 - Who was that you were talking to? - Babysitter. She's on her way.
她已经在路上了
- 你相信她吗？ - 不 - You believe her? - No.
我也是 Me neither.
[grunts]
- Hey. - [JT] Hey.
- 近来如何，J.T.？ - 还好 - How's it going, JT? - All right.
- 店还开着 - 是啊，整夜 - Still open, I see. - Oh, yeah. All night.
免费，今晚是特别的夜晚 - [dog whines] - [JT] Free of charge.
Tonight is a special night.
今晚有什么特别的？ - What's so special about tonight? - Been open 25 years.
开张25周年
你是今晚到场的第二个人 You're the second person to show up tonight.
谁是第一个？ - Who's the first? - Right there.
就在那里
一定是路过的 Must be passing through. Seems only strangers eat here.
似乎只有陌生人来这里吃东西
我还是会来你这里的，J.T. I still eat here, JT.
你的确会 Oh, yeah, you sure do.
还有，吃东西别噎着了 By the way, don't choke on all that food you're eating.
你好，帕洛蜜塔(鸽子) Hello, Palomita.
我已经不用那个名字了 I don't go by that name anymore.
那么… So, you ever become that fancy doctor?
你有成为美丽的医师吗？
从来没有 Never did.
我还以为那是你的梦想 Thought for sure you would. You talked about it enough.
以前经常在说
人各有志 That's the problem with goals, they become the thing you talk about
你想成为怎么样的人 到时只能听天由命 instead of the thing you do.
那是我的夹克 That's my jacket.
我找了它两个星期了 I looked for it for two weeks.
是吗？你找我多久了，雷伊？ - How long did you look for me, Wray? - Jacket belonged to me, you didn't.
只有夹克才属于我，你不属于我
那么… So, um... what are you doing now?
你现在在做什么？
我想做一个喜剧演员 I'm going to be a stand-up comedian.
真的吗？ Really?
你不怎么搞笑 You're not funny.
那正是我试图告诉大家的 That's what I've been trying to tell everybody, but they say I'm hysterical.
但他们都说我很滑稽
但你不是啊 But you're not.
坦诚和白痴只有一线之隔 There's a difference between being frank and being dick.
对，那么… Yeah, well, it's really good seeing you again.
很高兴再见到你
Oh, um...
你现在叫什么名字？ ...what name do you go by now? In case I wanna catch one of your shows.
假使我想要去看你的演出
雪莉 Cherry.
雪莉达令 Cherry Darling.
听起来像是脱衣舞娘 Sounds like a stripper.
不，听起来像是摇摆舞女郎 两者有差别 No, it sounds like a go-go dancer. There's a difference.
Right.
Well... you'll always be Palomita to me.
对我来说，你一直是帕洛蜜塔
我需要搭车 I need a ride.
怎么样，艾尔雷伊？ What do you say El Wray?
我会让你搭车 I'll give you a ride.
再见，比尔 Goodbye, Bill.
意思是“待会见”吗？ - Don't you mean "See you later?" - Of course.
当然
嘿，怎么样，医生？ Hey, what's up, doc?
你的夫人真漂亮，我该说… Little lady's looking pretty good there.
看起来她能吸弯一条河流 Looks like she could suck the bend out of a river. I'm kidding.
我是开玩笑的
瞧瞧这个 - Look at that shit. - [Bill] What happened to your arm?
你的手臂怎么了？ - Well, uh... I got bit. - Bit? Bit by what?
我被咬了
被咬？
被什么咬的？ Well, if I told you, you probably wouldn't believe me.
如果我告诉你 你可能不会相信我
我需要一些抗生素或什么吗？ Got some Bactine or something?
Ooh. Can't you just sew it up?
你能把它缝起来吗？
通常我会的 Well, normally, I would. I'd even be doing something to stop the bleeding.
我甚至还会止血
唯一的问题是你没有流血 - Problem is, this one doesn't bleed. - [man] Oh, shit. Check this out.
妈的，来瞧瞧这个
当这里还是军用医院时 有个人从伊拉克回来就是这样 At this old military hospital, this one guy came back from Iraq with this.
一种慢性疱疹 Ooh, chronic herpetic lesions.
当他撒尿时 尿都从这些小洞里出来 When he urinated it came out through these holes here, like a fountain.
就像喷泉一样 Oh, Jesus. How'd you treat it?
喔，天啊
那么，你们怎么治疗他的？
该死，我可没去过伊拉克 Fuck that. I was never in Iraq.
你很幸运 Good for you. The shit they spread around there you wouldn't believe.
这东西在那里的传播速度快得吓人
我向上帝发誓 我有一些从伊拉克带回来的眼珠 I got Iraqi eyeballs a friend of mine brought back to do some studies on.
我的一个朋友带回来做研究的
难以置信，它们完全被挤压掉的 Incredible. They were completely milked over, mustard gas.
芥子气让眼睛变成那样 实际上，我冰箱里还有一些
Actually, I still have those in my fridge.
马蝇，你认为呢？ - It's a botfly, you think? - Chronic, viral, ulcerative lesion.
慢性病毒溃疡损伤 看起来像是痛风
That looks like gout.
他现在体温是105度(华氏) - He's running a temperature of 105. - [man] Is that bad?
- 糟糕吗？ - 体温过高 - It's high. - [man 2] Bad would be 108.
到108度就惨了
你可能会癫痫发作，变成神经病 You can have a seizure, go psychotic...
可能还会死 ...and probably die.
- 说“啊” - 啊 - Say "ahh." - Aah.
喔！天啊！ - Oh! Jesus! - Oh, nice. Black abscess tongue.
不错
黑脓疮舌
全都是脓疮，得挤掉，就这样 All abscesses should be drained, period.
你在干什么？ - [mumbling] What are you doing? - Shut up, Joe.
闭嘴，乔
宝贝 - [intercom beeps] - Baby, get the needles.
拿针筒过来
马上就来 - Be right there. - [Bill on intercom] Right now.
- 现在 - 混蛋
Asshole.
正在扩散 It's spreading.
- 你是什么时候被咬的？ - 刚才 Holy shit.
[Bill] When did you say you got this bite?
我们要截掉手臂，乔 - [Joe] Just now. - We gotta lose the arm, Joe.
截掉手臂？你什么意思？ 要截掉我的手臂？ - Lose the arm? What do you mean? - It's spreading to your shoulder.
它正在向你的肩膀扩散
如果我们现在不截除那条手臂 它将会占据你的胸部 If we don't sever that arm now, it's gonna take over your chest,
到那时我们就无计可施了，不是吗？ and we can't cut that off.
难道就没有其它选择了吗？ Well, shouldn't I get a second opinion?
你好，乔 Hi, Joe.
我会给你打非常强的麻醉剂 I'm going to give you a very strong anesthetic
在手术中，你就不会感觉到什么 so you won't feel anything during the procedure. These...
这些…是我的朋友们 ...are my friends. My yellow friend...
我的黄色朋友…
仅仅是消除刺痛 -...is just to take the sting off. - Ah!
我的蓝色朋友… My blue friend... you'll barely feel.
你会几乎感觉不到
这意谓着我的黄色朋友已经起作用了 That means my yellow friend is already taking effect.
看到我的朋友们很有效率吧？ See how fast my friends work?
在我的红头朋友之后… And after my red-headed friend...
你就再也见不到我了 ...you'll never see me again.
他们的反应都不同 They all react differently.
- [car sputtering] - Now what?
现在又怎么了？ [man on radio] Dedicated to Jungle Julia, in loving memory.
以爱的回忆献给我们的丛林茱丽亚
“无信号”
不是散热器 It's not the radiator.
Damn it!
- [gasps] - [wind whistling]
该死的东西，便宜货 Fucking thing. Cheap! [groans]
- [grumbling] - [indistinct warbling]
Hey! Hey, hey!
混蛋！ Bastard! Bastard!
[gasping]
- [whimpering] - [car accelerates]
停车！ - Hey! Hey! - [horn honks]
- [screams] - [man] Get outta the road, bitch!
停车！ [groans] Stop! Stop! Please! Stop!
拜托！停车！
[screeching]
- [woman] No! No! - [ripping]
- No! - [grunting]
[growling]
那到底是什么？ What the hell is that?
人们捡拾路中间的尸体 - People picking up roadkill. - What, like an armadillo?
什么，像是犰狳吗？
鹿 Deer. We get a lot of them around here.
这一带有很多
你知道，我看过一份统计数据说… You know, I read a statistic that said
近几年来食用的鹿肉增加了30% that the eating of venison has risen 30 percent in the last few years.
其中60%的来源是公路撞死的 Sixty percent of that's from roadkill.
人们吃公路上撞死的动物？ People eat roadkill?
如果你在这里以时速70哩开车 If you're driving out here at 70 miles an hour
一头鹿飞奔到你前面 and a deer darts out in front of you,
如果你闪避、剎车或转弯… if you blink or brake or swerve, shit, you'll just kill yourself.
你自己就难逃一死
那么，你会怎么做？ - So, what do you do? - Pick 'em off. Just like this.
把牠们捡起来…
就像这样 - Send it flying away from you. - Unacceptable.
让牠们离你越远越好
真是难以置信
Oh, fuck!
[screams]
[truck hissing]
雪莉？ Cherry.
我还以为你说过 看见鹿不需要闪避！ I thought you said if you saw a deer you shouldn't fucking swerve!
那不是鹿 That wasn't a deer.
- [screams] - Cherry! Cherry! No!
[seatbelt clicks]
- [cocking rifle] - [grunting]
- [growling] - [Cherry] Ah!
帕洛蜜塔 Palomita.
别让她在我面前死去，布洛克 - Don't let her die on me, Block. - What do we got?
- 什么情况？ - 车祸 Car accident, heavy contusions about the torso, possible spinal trauma...
躯干严重挫伤，脊柱可能受创
一条腿被截除了 ...one severed limb.
腿呢？ Where's the leg?
三个疯子攻击了她 Three sickos attacked her. I shot at them.
我向他们开枪
我从不会失手的 I never miss.
他们把腿带走了 They took the leg with them.
你必须跟我们来，雷伊 我们要和你谈谈，你知道吗？ You have to come with us, Wray. We need to talk about this.
他得为她签字 - He has to sign her in. - Do what now?
做什么，现在？ He's with her. He's responsible for her.
他和她一起的，他得为她负责
他可以在我们谈完之后再填 我们走 He can fill this out after we talk. Let's go.
你带着步枪做什么，雷伊？ What are you doing with a rifle, Wray?
没什么 Nothing. Was thinking about maybe doing some hunting when the season breaks.
只是想在季节变化时可以打些猎物
拜托，雷伊 Come on, Wray. You know you're not supposed to be doing that stuff anymore.
你知道你不再干那个了
在这里我为你冒着风险 Here I stick my neck out for ya.
现在，一个缺了腿的女孩 出现在你的破车里？ Now you've got a gal in your wrecked truck with a missing leg?
那失去的腿现在不见了？ A missing leg that's now missing?
然后你在大家面前说 And here you're saying in front of everybody someone up and snatched it?
有人过来把它抢走了？
你还向他们开枪？ And that you shot them with a gun you never should've had in the first place?
你本来就不应该带枪的
现在他们又跑了？ And that now they're gone?
警长，我们能去别的地方谈吗？ Can we finish this conversation somewhere else?
正合我意 My thought exactly.
布洛克医生，又新来了三个病人 [man] Dr. Block, three fresh ones rolling in.
天啊，你在开玩笑吧 - Christ, you're kidding. - Automobile accident off Highway 18.
18号公路上的车祸
当场死亡吗？ DOAs? Have Andy pick them up.
让安迪来处理他们
那样很不卫生喔，医生 - That's unsanitary, doc. - Helps me monitor my state of calmness.
能帮助我监测我的冷静状态
不要太激动，会爆裂的 Don't get worked up enough to crack it.
你也许会割伤自己的 - Fuck! - Might cut yourself pretty good.
那样我会知道我还不够冷静 Then I would know I was not calm.
你现在怎么说，医生？ What do you say now, doc?
让人打电话给我老婆 - Somebody call my wife. - [phone rings]
我是J.T.，警长 - Sheriff Hague. - [JT] It's JT, sheriff.
J.T.，烤肉生意怎么样？ JT, how's the barbecue business?
自从那个混帐房东提高租金后 就不怎么样 Ever since my bastard landlord raised the rent, it's gone to shit.
我很遗憾 I'm real sorry to hear about that. I wish there was something I could do.
我希望能帮你做点什么
现在我不是打给我兄弟 我是打给警长 Right now, I ain't calling my brother, I'm calling the sheriff.
- 有什么麻烦吗？ - 没有麻烦，还没有 I'm listening. What's the trouble?
[JT] There ain't no trouble, not yet, anyway.
有两个混蛋在我这里 闲逛了一个多小时了 I got two delinquents been hanging around here for over an hour.
他们不买东西也不离开 They won't purchase, and they won't leave.
喔，没关系，他们来了 - Never mind, here they come. - You cook that meat at 250 degrees?
你烤肉是不是调在250度？
我不记得了，我用手测温度的 I don't remember. I set the heat with my hand.
你给我那个配方，不然我把你的租金 调得比乔治亚松树还高 Give me that recipe or I'll raise your rent higher than a Georgia pine.
兄弟，没有德州人 会把自己的烤肉秘方给别人的 Brother, ain't no Texan's ever gonna give you his BBQ recipe.
这是事实，他会带进坟墓 That's a fact. He'll take it to his grave.
我宁愿像蠢猪一样完蛋 也不会告诉你 I could be bleeding like a stuck pig, I ain't gonna tell ya.
就算死在你的怀里 我也不会告诉你 I could be dying in your arms, I ain't gonna tell ya. [laughs]
我们走着瞧 We'll see about that.
[sighs]
你们是要看… You gonna look, or are you gonna eat?
还是要吃？
你打电话给我吗？ - You called for me? - I need for you to see this.
我要你来看看这个
看起来像无脑人 - [woman] Looks like a no-brainer. - [Bill] What does that mean?
那是什么意思？
没有脑子 No brain. Scooped clean out of her skull.
从她头颅中被挖掉了
不要… [man] I know what this is. Don't tell me. Liquefactive necrosis.
不要告诉我
嗯…液化坏疽
- 你这么认为？ - 喔，是啊 - [man 2] You think? - Oh, sure.
谢谢，就这样了 Thank you, that'll be all.
[inhales, exhales deeply]
你知道她回城里了吗？ Did you know she was back in town?
不 No.
我不知道 I didn't.
她怎么了？ What happened to her?
我不知道，宝贝 I don't know, baby.
我还以为你们不再见面了 I thought you stopped seeing each other.
我们没有 We have.
现在你们见面了，她死了 Well, yes, you have now. She's fucking dead.
我是说，我们… 我们之前不见面了 I mean, we stopped before.
我…我很久没和她说过话了 I haven't talked to her in a while.
但是你们互相通信 But you've written each other?
偶尔 Here and there.
但没有… But nothing...
你在干什么？ What're you doing?!
让我看你的最后三个讯息 Let me see your last three messages.
- 你没有权利 - 我没有？ - You have no right. - I don't?
我没有权利？ I don't have a right?
给我看 Show it to me.
- Show it to me. - No.
不
现在仅仅是消除刺痛 Ahh!
Now that's just to take the sting off.
快给我看 - Show it to me. - No, please.
不，求求你
快…给…我…看！ - [screams] - Show it to me!
现在让我们看看你的朋友多有效率 [needle drops on floor]
Now let's see how fast your friends work.
[moaning]
还真快啊 That's pretty fast.
[beeping]
喔，我知道什么，亲爱的？ Oh, what do I know, my love?
确切地 Exactly.
你欺骗我，对我撒谎… That you're a cheating, lying...
你被开除了
...sack.
我不想伤害你 - I didn't want to hurt you. - But you did.
但你已经伤害我了
比尔… Because you're insane.
你疯了
我害怕… And I was afraid of what you might do to me...
你会对我做什么
还有我们的儿子 ...to our son.
我是你儿子的母亲 I'm the mother of your son.
Ah!
在这针以后… And after this one...
我就再也见不到你了 ... I'll never see you again.
医生 - [man] Dr. Block? - What?
什么？
你得来看看这个 - You've gotta see this. - I'll be right there.
马上就来
[gasping]
尸体都到哪里去了？ Where the hell are the bodies?
这就是我们想给你看的 That's what we wanted to show you. They're gone.
他们走了
他们不会站起来走出去吧？ They didn't just get up and walk out, did they?
[humming]
[gasping]
[gagging]
在我杀了他之前 给我把这件事处理一下 Shut the fuck up! Somebody take care of this perp for me
- 发生什么事了？ - 有个人在史基普那里闹事 - before I fucking kill him! - What the hell is going on?
我就把他铐起来了 He was causing a ruckus over at Skip's place, so I cuffed him,
这个狗娘养的把我的手指咬掉了 and the son of a bitch, he bit my goddamn finger off!
别再大呼小叫了，快去找块绷带吧 Quit your hollering and get yourself a goddamn Band-Aid.
我没有夸大其词，警长 I'm not exaggerating, using colorful speech. He bit my finger clean off!
他咬掉我的整个手指！
妈的 Fucking shit!
出去抓他 Get out there and book him. I'll fucking kill him if I have to do it.
因为我要他妈的杀了他
卡洛斯，去抓他 Carlos, go get him.
雷伊，你老实待着 Wray, you stay put.
[cocks gun]
你确定他在里面吗？ - Are you sure he's in there? - He was.
刚才还在
去他妈的 Motherfucker.
他跑了 He's gone.
打破车窗逃走了 - Broke out the window. - Where's my finger?
我的手指呢？
找到你的戒指了 Found your ring.
会不会就是那个偷腿的人 Could it be the same guy as your leg snatcher?
我没有看清楚那个人 I didn't get a good look at mine.
[growling]
是那个人吗？ That him over there?
[Carlos screaming]
[Carlos continues screaming]
[grunting]
[growling]
雷伊？ - Wray! - [growling]
Fuck.
You motherfucker!
[tires squealing]
- 不，不要碰他 - 为什么？ - No, don't touch him! - Why not?
他被感染了 - He's infected. - With what?
感染什么了？
什么都有 - Everything. - Wray!
雷伊！把枪放下 Drop the fucking gun.
你他妈的要去哪里？ Where the fuck do you think you're going?
我要去找雪莉 - I'm gonna go get Cherry. - Fine, but we're taking my car.
好，但是坐我的车去
我搭你的车 - I'm riding with you. - [engine starts]
不要轻举妄动 Don't make any sudden moves.
- [indistinct chattering] - Viral infections.
病毒感染
他们像潮水般涌进来 - They came pouring in. - [coughing]
有些人恶化得很快 Some are rapidly developing coliform lesions. Highly contagious.
高传染性
你认为如何？ - What do you think? - Self-preservation comes to mind.
自我保卫
对，我们快离开这里 Yeah. Let's get the hell out of here.
我要先找到我老婆 First, let me get my wife.
[saw whirring]
[grunting]
[shouting]
[gasping]
我爱你，亲爱的 I love you, sweetie. There you go, bunny rabbit. Come on, come on.
来吧，小兔子
快点，快点
把嘴张开 Open up now.
我要你在这里待会儿，你明白吗？ I want you to be around for a while.
I don't want you checking out just...
该死的 [grunts] Damn!
拉莫娜 Ramona...
你放起臭屁就像一头驴 ...you fart like a goddamn pack mule since I've been back, goddamn!
我讨厌这么做，厄尔 但是我们需要人手 [Hague] Hate to do this to you, Earl! But we need every man on the job!
警局被袭击了 The shit has hit the fan!
带着枪和弹药 在我兄弟那里见面 Bring some guns and ammo!
我知道了，我会去那里的 Meet me at my brother's!
- I gotcha. I'll be there. - [radio static]
快点吃，亲爱的 You gotta eat quick, sweetie. Come on.
快点
- Oh, my. - [growling softly]
Ah!
[panting, grunting]
我的天啊！ Oh, my God.
[crying]
[grunts]
[engine revving]
[man screaming]
[tires screeching]
[people screaming]
[commotion continues]
到底发生什么事了？ What the hell is going on?
你会给我一把枪吗？ - Are you gonna give me a gun? - Are you fucking kidding me?
你在跟我开玩笑吗？
[people screaming]
[grunting, screaming]
帕洛蜜塔？ [Wray] Palomita?
起来，我们离开 - Get up. We're leaving. - I can't walk.
我走不了 So what? Get up!
那又怎么样？起来！
起来！ - Get... [grunts] - [screams]
去你妈的 Motherfucker! Look at me!
看看我！ Look at me!
看看我！
我本来会成为喜剧演员的 I was gonna be a stand-up comedian. Who's gonna laugh now?
但是现在谁还会笑呢？ Some of the best jokes are about cripples. Let's go.
有些最好的笑话是关于残废的
- 我们走 - 这不好笑，这很可悲 - It's not funny. It's pathetic. - Would you stop crying over fucking...
你不要再哭叫了，事情已经发生了
我的腿没了！ -...spilt milk?! - I have no leg!
[grunts]
现在你有了，你认为如何？ Now you do. What do you think?
[indistinct screaming]
你可以背我的，雷伊 - You could carry me, Wray. - Yeah? You never wanted that before.
是吗？你以前从来不要我背的
为何现在要开始？ Why start now?
Ahh!
真他妈的离谱 This is fucking ridiculous.
警长一定把其它人带到J.T.那里去了 The sheriff must've taken the others to JT's. Get in!
进去
[grunting] Goddamn it, wait for me.
可恶，等等我
[woman screams]
我的腿夹在车门里了！ - My leg's stuck in the door. - It's just wood.
- 只是木头而已 - 是木棒 - It's splintering! - Will you just leave it alone?
别管它了，行吗？
为什么这种事发生在我身上呢？ Why is this happening to me?
我不知道，现在只要帮我个忙 Just do me a favor right now and just stay strong.
坚强一点
坚强？ Stay?
是的，宝贝，坚强 Yeah, baby, stay.
好吧，我的名字是伊莱莎 OK, my name is Electra. Fucking listen.
他妈的听着 [speaking Spanish]
我的名字是伊莱莎 她的名字也是伊莱莎
好多毛 - [Tony] It's furry. - [continues speaking Spanish]
不 It's a furry one.
牠有很多毛 El for Electra, Ame from Amelia. Does that make any fucking sense?
她参照"伊莱克特拉"，我参照"阿米利亚"
你他妈的分得清楚吗？
闭嘴，婊子，有他妈的小孩在这里 [speaking Spanish]
你他妈想叫我什么就叫吧 我完全不在乎 You can call me whatever the fuck you want. I don't give a shit.
- [doorbell ringing] - [pounding on door]
嗨，琪卡 - [speaks Spanish] You said ten! - I'm sorry.
- 你说好十点的 - 对不起 We can't be watching your kid all goddamned night!
我们不可能整夜帮你看小孩
你的朋友根本没出现 我们什么也做不了 Your friend never showed up, and we got shit to do!
是啊 That's right.
那就赶快走吧 Then start doing it.
- [thud] - [girl gasps]
托尼，我们该走了 Tony! We're leaving!
等一下，我的狼蛛 - Wait, my tarantula. - Bring it, let's go.
带着牠，我们快走 And my turtle. And my scorpion.
还有我的乌龟
还有我的蝎子 We're not octopuses. We can't carry everything.
我们不是八爪鱼 不可能带走所有东西
“八爪鱼”是复数 - Octopi. - Come on! Let's go.
快点，我们走吧
托尼，我告诉过你什么？ Tony, what did I tell you? You can't bring them all. Didn't I tell you that?
你不可能都带走 我没告诉过你吗？
没关系，牠们都待在一个罐子里 It's OK. They can live in the same tank.
我的小摩托车呢？ - What about my pocket bike? - It's in the trunk.
在后车箱里 [screams]
你想去哪里？你他妈的臭婊子！ Where you think you're going, you fucking bitch?!
[gasps]
我们要他妈杀了你！ We're gonna fucking kill you!
[groaning]
[both screaming]
We're gonna kill you, bitch!
你确定要这么做吗？ Are you sure you wanna do this?
[rattling]
每个人拿着警徽和枪 Everybody grab a badge and a gun. You're all deputies,
在这个时刻以后，你们都是副警长 as of this moment forward, except for you, Wray.
除了你之外，雷伊
不行 Nope.
情况怎样？ - What do we got? - Something's wrong up there.
有些不对劲
J.T.总是会出来打招呼的 JT always comes out and greets. Let's go!
我们上
不要射伤自己 Try not to shoot yourselves.
不要误射自己人 Don't shoot each other.
最重要的是… But especially...
不要朝我开枪 ...don't shoot me.
[grunts]
[munching]
J.T.？ JT!
走开！别碰他，洛斯提！ Go on! Get off him, Rusty!
天哪，J.T. Goddamn, JT.
- Yah! - [cocks gun]
Ehh!
- [sighs] - [chuckles] Barbeque?
要烤肉吗？
混蛋 Asshole.
这香肠不错，J.T. - Damn good sausage link, JT. - Best in Texas.
德州最好的 Must've passed out after I killed those things.
我肯定是在杀了那些怪物后 累昏过去了
好枪法 Nice shooting.
大家把补给品集中起来 Everybody, gather up supplies. We head out in 20.
我们20分钟内出发
[horn blaring]
[honking]
帮妈妈打开那个 I want you to open that for Mommy.
现在，把枪拿出来 Now, take the gun.
小心 Careful.
如果有人靠近车门，不是我的话 And if anyone comes to the door that isn't me,
我要你向他们开枪，好吗？ I want you to shoot them, OK?
我不是在开玩笑，托尼 I'm not kidding, Tony. You shoot them.
你要向他们开枪 Just like your video games.
就像打电动那样
打他们的头 You shoot them in the head.
如果是爸爸呢？ What if it's Dad?
特别是你爸爸 Especially if it's your dad.
瞄准的时候小心点 [gasps] And be careful where you point that thing.
不然你会打爆自己的头 You'll blow your own face off. I'll be right back.
我马上就回来
我爱你 I love you.
[gunshot]
[moaning]
[sobs] Tony!
托尼！
你好，宝贝 Hello, baby.
- [hair ripping] - [groaning]
- [growling] - [gasps]
Open!
看你对我们的儿子做了什么！ Look what you did to our son!
Stay away!
妈的，我告诉过你 我再也不想见到你 Goddamn it, I told you I didn't want to see you again.
爸爸！ Daddy!
快进来吧！ Get your sorry ass in here!
如果你们想要逃跑用的车 If it's escape vehicles you want, escape vehicles I got.
那么我有，在这边 Right this way.
小心肉 Watch that meat!
见见我老婆吧 Meet my wife.
杰西詹姆斯订做的统治者 Jesse James custom Dominator.
我为杰西做了盘非常好吃的烤肉 I made Jesse a plate of barbeque so good,
他就免费为我做了这个宝贝 he made this baby for me free of fucking charge. [chuckles]
有什么能乘坐更多人的吗？ Got anything that could transport more people?
车顶呢？ - Where's the top? - Baby's chopped permanently.
这个宝贝被改造过
没有翻车保护杆、铁丝网围栏 没有那些狗屎东西 Ain't got no roll bar, chicken wire, none of that shit.
- 没有保护作用 - 但是她很快 - No protection. - And she's fast.
注入了氮气，350马力的引擎 Nitrous injected, 350 horsepower engine.
你到底是谁？ Who are you? I mean really. Wray's Wreckage?
我是说，真的
雷伊的废车厂
你车上是这么写的 That's what it says on your truck.
你是道路救援者吗，雷伊？ Are you a wrecker, Wray?
我谁都不是 I'm nobody.
这样最好记 It's the easiest thing to remember.
你给我记着 So remember it.
你想来点烤肉吗？ Hey, you want some barbeque?
德州最好的烤肉 - Best in Texas. - Aw, no thanks.
喔，不，谢了 - What's the matter? You don't eat meat? - Oh, I eat meat.
怎么了，你不吃肉吗？
喔，我吃肉
我还吃很多狗屎 I also eat lots of shit.
你看到了吗？ - See this? - What's that?
那是什么？ Shit-eating grin.
吃屎后的微笑
你应该去做喜剧演员 [laughing] You ought to be a comedian.
你觉得我的腿怎么样？ - What do you think of the leg? - Oh, that's funny.
那个腿很搞笑
你的腿怎么样？ How's your stump?
他们粗暴地把它截走了 They knocked it out something fierce. Still can't feel a thing.
还是没有什么感觉
这一定是真正的骨制棚屋 This must be the real Bone Shack.
老J.T.知道如何过活 - [sighs] - [water bed sloshes]
- Old JT knows how to live. - Like fuck he does.
操，他当然知道
我喜欢你说“操”的样子 - I like how you say "fuck." - Good. Fuck you.
好，操你
操我？ Fuck me?
那么，现在你是喜剧演员了 Oh, so now you're the comedian. Go ahead. Drop your pants.
继续，脱掉你的裤子
一定会很好笑 That'll be good for a laugh.
我很怀疑 I highly doubt that.
那是我的夹克 - That's my jacket. - Yes, I know.
是的，我知道 I looked for it for two weeks.
我找了它两个星期了
听着，你真是难以置信的混蛋 Look, you were being an unbelievable dick.
我当时要离开你 I was walking out on you.
我很冷，就拿了你他妈的夹克 I was cold. I took your fucking jacket.
如果你还要继续为了 你的变态夹克占有欲吵吵嚷嚷 So if you're gonna go on one of your psycho, obsessive controlling rants
那就他妈的拿去吧 about a jacket, then fucking take it.
因为我宁愿冻死 也不要再听一遍你说这句话 'Cause I'd rather fucking freeze than fucking hear about it one more time.
你有没有发现口袋里面的东西？ - Did you find what was in the pocket? - Fuck no.
没有
找找看 Look for it.
不，另一边 No, the other one.
我本来想给你的，但是你离开了我 I was gonna give it to you, but you left me.
你拿走了夹克 You took the jacket.
我找了它两个星期了 [both] And I looked for it for two weeks.
读一下 Read it.
“两个人对抗全世界” "Two against the world."
还记得吗？ Remember that?
我永远不会忘记 I never forgot it.
那么你为什么离开？ Why'd you leave?
因为你不相信我们 Because you didn't believe in us or in me.
或是不相信我
[film reel rattling]
[film slowing]
“影片遗失”
“影片遗失” “抱歉造成不便 -戏院经理”
[all growling]
[Hague yelling]
我料到那些新的副警长 有人会开枪打到我 I figured one of the new deputies might end up shooting me,
但不是你，托洛！ - but not you, Tolo! - Sorry! I'm sorry.
我很抱歉 - Dumb-ass. - You're gonna be all right.
你会没事的，麦格罗在这里 McGraw is here and a whole bunch of others.
快点 Come on! Move your ass! Come on!
其它所有人跟上，快点
- [groans] - [girls speaking Spanish]
你还好吧？
[groaning]
我告诉过你什么，托尼？ What did I tell you, Tony?
不要把枪对着自己 Don't point the gun at yourself.
我没告诉过你吗？ Didn't I tell you that?
谢谢你告诉我关于… Thank you for telling me about... you know.
你知道的 Don't mention it. That's an order.
别再提了
那是个命令
如果之前我知道你是… If I had known that you were...
艾尔雷伊… ...El Wray, I wouldn't have given you such a hard time.
我就不会那么为难你了
我不是有意要做个混球的 I didn't mean to be a prick about it.
追根究底，那些废话 "Need to know basis," that kind of shit.
拿着这个 Take this.
尽你所能 Do what you do best.
不，你不能！ No, you're not. Don't give him the gun.
不要给他枪，不… Give him the gun, Tolo. [grunting]
把枪给他，托洛
把枪给他 Give him that gun.
把所有的枪都给他 Give him all the guns.
Holy shit.
那小子被魔鬼附身了 That boy's got the devil in him.
我们要消灭他们 We gotta fight them off. Get to our vehicles.
去上我们的车 - [woman] All right. - [man] All right.
所有人都跟着我走 Everyone behind me.
- [growling, grunting] - [screaming]
现在出去！ Outside, now!
[yelling indistinctly]
该死的！ Goddamn you!
都回屋里去！ - Everybody back inside! - [roaring]
你，史基普 You, Skip, front and center.
出列
你先出去，发动大卡车 Go out front, start up the Kill Dozer.
我们需要它来运送其它生还者 We need it to transport the other survivors.
你疯了吗？我才不出去呢 You fucking crazy? I'm not going out there.
- 我会掩护你的 - 我不出去 - I'll cover you. - [Skip] I'm not going.
我从不会失手的 - I never miss. - Come on, Skip.
算了吧，史基普
是“摇啊摇” It's go-go, not cry-cry.
不是“哭啊哭”
雪莉！ Cherry!
Oh, dear.
J.T. JT! You take whoever you can fit in your convertible!
你带着能上你折篷车的人
其它的人上车 Everyone else on board!
史基普，带着双胞胎，跟我一起走 - Skip, grab the twins! Come on with me! - You take the chopper.
你骑摩托车
- 我需要有人来开我这辆卡车 - 我来吧 - I need someone else to drive my truck! - I'll do it.
你就像被戳的猪一样流着血 You're bleeding like a stuck pig, your vision is blurred,
你的视线模糊不清 拖着仅剩的腿走路 - and you're on your last leg. - Anything else?
还有吗？ Don't wreck it.
别弄坏我的车
带着卷心菜色拉 烤肉不能没有卷心菜色拉 Somebody grab the slaw. It ain't no barbeque without coleslaw!
- 给我一把枪 - 拿着 - I need a gun! - Take this.
真他妈的酷！ Fucking cool!
好了，出发吧，我来拖住他们 All right, y'all, head out. I'll hold 'em off.
我能照顾我自己 I can take care of myself.
再见，爸爸 Bye, daddy.
你还记得怎么骑摩托车吗？ Remember how to ride a bike?
第32个没有用处的才能 - Useless talent number 32. - [revs engine]
很好 Good. Anyone else have a car?
还有谁有车？
[brakes squeaking]
现在，你确定你能开这玩意吗？ You sure you're OK driving this thing?
当然可以 Hell, yeah.
达珂塔… 关于托尼我们很遗憾 Dakota! We're sorry about Tony.
谢谢 Thanks.
你的引擎被打中，三个轮胎爆了 You're engine is shot and you've got three blown tires.
不过我的后车箱里有小摩托车 But I've got a pocket bike in the trunk.
- 够快吗？ - 4秒钟内加速到50 - Is it fast? - Zero to 50 in four seconds.
你和她一起骑 You ride with her.
我叫雪莉 - I'm Cherry. - You sure are.
你当然是
出发！ Move out!
真丢脸 Damn shame.
洛斯提！ - [dog barks] - Rusty!
他妈的！ - [both scream] - Goddamn it!
[moaning]
警长！我们还有多少弹药？ Sheriff, how much ammo we got?
没多少了 Not enough.
别开枪！我们没有被感染！ Don't shoot! We're not infected!
所有生还者要跟着我们来 [man] All survivors gotta come with us.
尤其是你… Especially you...
艾尔雷伊 ...El Wray.
我已经不用那个名字了 I don't go by that name anymore.
[Cherry screams]
[grunting]
没事了，没事了 It's OK. It's OK.
我们和其它生还者在这里被隔离 We're here in quarantine with the other survivors.
[coughing]
这里是哪里？ Where is here?
旧军事基地 [Cherry] The old Army base.
艾尔雷伊？ El Wray?
是你吗？ That you?
他和他们是一伙的 我之前见过他们在一起 He's with them. I saw him in their convoy earlier.
我是科学家… I'm a scientist and a businessman. Not military.
也是个生意人，但不是什么军人
因此他会告诉我们到底发生什么事 Which is why he's gonna tell us what the fuck is going on.
他们在偷生物武器 They're stealing biochemical weapons.
DC-2？ - DC-2? - Also known as Project Terror.
也叫做“恐怖计划”
用来消灭在控制范围内 陆地上的所有人类 Designed to take out an entire populace in a controlled, landlocked area.
是你供应给他们的 You were supplying it to them.
- 所以他们把你关起来 - 他们找到我的补给装备 So why'd they shut you out?
They found my supply. It's under our feet.
就在我们的脚下
十层楼的地底下 Ten stories down.
唯一的疗法是限量吸入DC-2气体 The only treatment is a regimented exposure to DC-2, itself.
可以延缓负面影响 - Delays the negative effects. - They need it.
他们需要它…
就像毒品一样 - Like a drug. - Correct. We found that
说得对，但我们发现有少数人 没有被毒气感染
a small percentage of people are not affected by the gas itself.
而且这些人本身就有治疗作用 And within this small percentage lies a cure.
你想要怎么做？ What do you want to do?
去墨西哥 Mexico.
让我们背对大海 Put our backs against the ocean and defend ourselves from there.
从那里保卫我们自己
不，我们必须回到我的实验室 No. We have to get back to my lab.
病毒会传播到全世界 This infection will spread all over the world
无论男女老幼 to every man, woman and child, unless I finish my antidote.
除非我完成我的解毒剂
你有解毒剂？ - You have an antidote? - [door opens]
你，还有你 You! You! Come with us.
跟我们来
快点 Move it! Move it, Peggy!
快点，木棒腿
[grunts]
你喜欢艾娃嘉娜吗？ - You like Ava Gardner? - Sorry?
你说什么？
艾娃嘉娜，你喜欢她吗？ Ava Gardner, do you like her?
大概喜欢吧 Yeah, I guess.
我刚才在想… I was just thinking that you, uh...
你长得有点像艾娃嘉娜 ...kind of look like Ava Gardner a little bit.
[elevator stops]
你有什么想对我说的吗？ You got something you wanna say to me?
我没什么要说的 I have nothing to say to you.
你没什么要说的吗？真好笑 You got nothing to say, huh? That's funny.
因为你刚才的表情 我以为你想对我说“去你的” 'Cause I could've swore you just gave me a "fuck you" look right now.
你想对我说“去你的”吗？ You wanna say "fuck you" to me?
现在不想 Not at this moment.
你知道这是什么吗？ Do you know what this is?
一把枪 - A gun. - It's simplicity itself.
这很简单
当你想死的时候就把它对着自己 You see, you point it at what you want to die,
然后扣动扳机 and you pull the little trigger here, and a little bullet comes outta here.
一颗子弹就会从枪口出来
子弹会打中你这里 And the little bullet hits you right there.
然后你知道会怎样吗？ And you know what?
你就再也不像艾娃嘉娜了 You don't look like Ava Gardner no more.
不要激怒我，臭婊子 Don't taunt me, tramp.
我不是好惹的 I am not one to be taunted. You got it?
你明白了吗？
快点给我说“我明白了” Let me hear you say "I got it."
我明白了 - I got it. - You damn well better.
最好真的明白了
[elevator starts]
狗腿 Tool.
That's it. I figured it out.
盐 Salt. Got it all figured out. It's salt.
我全都知道了，是盐 Blood is salty. That's all my sauce needed was just a little more salt.
血有盐分
我的酱汁所需要的就是一点点盐
还需要一点增稠剂 你知道我在说什么吗？ Just needed a little thickening agent, you know what I'm talking about.
你在做什么，J.T.？ - What are you doing, JT? - [JT] I gotta put more salt in it.
我要做的就是再放一点盐进去
就像血加入酱汁后的味道一样 Do the same goddamned thing the blood did.
我告诉你，兄弟 那一点血玩的把戏 Tell you what, brother, that little bit of blood did the trick.
别做傻事了，J.T. 掩护我 Don't do nothing stupid, JT. I got it covered.
我已经试过汗水、泪水 现在所需要的就是一些血了 It's already got my sweat and tears. Now all it needs is some blood!
- 把枪放下！ - J.T.！ - Drop the gun! - JT!
[groaning]
- 快放下！ - 好，好！ - Do it now! - OK, OK. Don't shoot!
别开枪！ JT, you all right?
J.T.，你还好吧？ - [JT grunts] - [yells]
你还好吧，兄弟？ You all right, bro?
妈的，一点都不好，兄弟 Goddamn it, I'm not all right at all. Not at all.
一点都不好 - Wait here. - Oh, I sure will.
在这里等
喔…我会的 [grunts]
该死的酱汁 Goddamn sauce.
笼中的女人们 [man on TV] Women in cages.
看她们打斗 See them in action.
看她们恋爱 See them in love.
看她们恐惧 See them in terror.
在黑市的白人 White skin on the black market.
用肉体来换金钱 Soft flesh for hard cash.
笼中的女人们 Women in cages.
我要去让我的小弟弟爽一下 I'm gonna go get my dick wet.
她只有一条腿 She's got one leg.
那样更容易上 Easier access.
你说得对 You got a point.
把这些东西搬上去 我们要把整层楼炸掉 Get the rest of this shit upstairs, and we'll blow this entire floor.
是的，长官
[beeping]
- [mechanical whirring] - [alarm sounds]
叫刘易斯下来 Get Lewis down here.
他在爽他的小弟弟 - He's getting his dick wet, sir. - Get him the fuck down here now!
叫他现在下来！
[inhaling]
[muffled grunts]
刘易斯？ - [clicks on walkie-talkie] - Lewis? Wilson?
威尔森？ [power generating down]
我的人呢？ - Where are my men? - I've got several right here.
我这里有几个
这是什么？ - [squishing sounds] - What the fuck's this?
他们的蛋蛋，亲爱的 They're balls, sweetheart.
我要带着这些东西走出这里，雷伊 I'm walking out of here with the shit, Wray.
- 让我们走吧 - 找个理由说服我 - Let us go. - Tell me why we should.
因为这是我应得的 - Because I earned it. - How you figure that?
你怎么会如此认为？ You want the story? I'll spin it for you quick.
你想知道真相？我马上说给你听
在阿富汗边境的一个白蚁巢穴 A termite's nest of caves on the Afghan border,
我和我的手下费劲周折 仔细地搜寻美国的头号通缉犯 me and my men, walking around with our dicks in our hands
and our balls in our throats, looking for America's most wanted.
- 宾拉登？ - 没错 - Bin Laden? - Yeah.
难得一次，我们的英特尔物有所值 For once, our intel was right on the money. I come around a corner, bam,
我来到一个拐角处…
他就在那里，眼睁睁看着我 - there he is, looking me in the eyes. - Wait. You killed Bin Laden?
等等
你杀了宾拉登？
我对着他的心脏开了两枪 他的计算机一枪 I put two in his heart, one in his computer.
那么就是你 - So that was you? - Yeah, that was me.
对
就是我
顶级的群交 Class-A clusterfuck. He wasn't supposed to be there,
他不该在那里，我们也不该在那里
我也认为干他一次没什么大不了的 we weren't supposed to be there, and I sure as fuck
wasn't supposed to be the one to punch his dialysis ticket.
所以我们没得到应得的勋章 却换来了满脸的DC-2 So instead of a chest full of medals, we got a face full of DC-2.
没有解药 No cure.
直到我们发现在另一头有人… That is not until we found somebody from the other side
想把这些东西卖给我们 willing to sell us batches of this shit.
一开始是科学研究 后来才改做生意的 Science comes first, but business comes a close fucking second.
然后你想到 如果你能感染一大群居民 [Wray] Then you realized if you could infect a large enough populace,
在生还者身上做试验 experiment on its survivors, you'd find a cure.
你就能找到解药
我对我的手下发过誓 我会尽我所能来让他们活下去 I swore to my men that I'd do everything in my power to keep them alive.
这就是我想做的，雷伊 That's what I intend to do, Wray.
[gasping] Understand?
明白了吗？
我没有别的选择 I never had a choice.
我也没有，长官 Neither do I, sir.
愿上帝保佑你 及你对这个国家的贡献 God bless you and your service to this country.
你是医生？ - You're a doctor? - [scoffs]
今晚早些时候还是的 I was earlier tonight.
我一直想当医生 I always wanted to be a doctor.
但是，我却会做…这个 Instead, I can do this.
第66个没有用处的才能 [grunts] Useless talent number 66.
我柔韧性很好 - I'm very pliable. - A girlfriend of mine had a theory.
我的一个女朋友有一个理论
她说，在你生命中某些时刻 She said at some point in your life...
那些没有用处的才能 你会发现到它们的有用之处 ...you find a use for every useless talent you ever had.
就像连点游戏一样 - It's like connecting the dots. - I'm not that optimistic.
我没有那么乐观
我觉得我在慢慢下沉 没办法爬上来 I feel like I'm sinking down the drain and I can't get out.
她说过… She'd say... when you're stuck in that spiral...
当你陷进漩涡时…
你要伸出手 ...you reach up.
如果上面没有东西呢？ What if there's nothing up there?
只管伸出手 Just reach up.
你是个舞娘？ - You're a dancer. - I was earlier tonight.
今晚早些时候还是的
我就把你从退休状态拉回来吧 Well, I'm pulling you out of retirement!
[grunting, groaning]
起来！ Get your ass up!
我渴望娱乐，宝贝 那就是指你 Now I'm starved for entertainment, baby, and that means you. Radio!
开收音机！
[? Nouvelle Vague: I'm Too Drunk To Fuck]
跳起来，宝贝，快点！ Well, baby, now!
这个才是我需要的 That's what I'm talking about. Dance it up.
跳起来
继续跳！ Keep dancing!
我见过一些疯狂的舞蹈 I have seen me some crazy-ass shit in my day...
但从没见过一条腿的舞娘 ...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
我见过只有一个乳房的舞娘 I've seen me a stripper with one breast...
我见过12个脚趾的舞娘 ...and I've seen me a stripper with 12 toes...
我还见过完全没大脑的舞娘 ...and I've seen me a stripper with no brains at all...
但我从没见过一条腿的舞娘 ...but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper.
我还去过摩洛哥 And I've been to Morocco.
快跳，婊子！ Dance, bitch!
把腿跳断！ Break a leg.
跳断它！ Break it off!
为我跳个舞吧，混蛋 - [gasps] - Dance for me, motherfucker.
- [grunts] - [screams]
[grunts]
你觉得这样很有趣吗？ You thought it was pretty funny, didn't you?
事实上，是的 Actually, yes.
你给我一些木头 You gave me some wood, now I'm gonna give you...
现在我会给你…
一些他妈的木头！ ...some fucking wood!
[groans]
[gasps]
毒气！你需要毒气！ Your gas! You need your gas!
不！去他妈的毒气！ No, fuck the gas! Fuck it! I'm just gonna have to make this quick!
我只要动作快点
[gasping]
[laughs]
[grunts]
你哪来的那些东西？ - Where did you get that? - Useless talent number 37.
第37个没有用处的才能
[screams]
[growls]
[pounding on door]
- 我的腿断了 - 没关系，我给你做了个东西 - I broke my leg. - [Wray] That's OK.
I made you something.
我相信你 I do believe in you. Always have.
一直都相信 I believe that you could be better.
我相信你会更好
你应该得到更好的 You deserve better...
甚至比我还好 ...even better than me.
现在 - Right now, I need you to become... - [gun cocks]
我需要你成为…
你想成为的那个人 ...who you're meant to be.
站起来 Stand.
如果我是你就会躲远一点 I'd stand clear if I were you.
打开那扇门，好吗，宝贝？ Open that door, will you, baby?
[grunts]
[music keeps playing on radio]
他们摧毁了大多数毒气罐 They've destroyed most of the tanks.
我们现在要去直升机那里 Any that are left we'll get on our way to the helicopters.
有两架直升机 There are two helicopters, big enough to take all of us.
足够容纳我们所有的人
谁会开？ Who can fly?
有没有其它人会开直升机？ Can anyone else fly a helicopter?
我可以，但是… 今天晚上我是绝对不会开的 I can fly, but no way in hell I'm gonna fly tonight.
好吧，冷静，我来开 OK, cool. I'll fly.
我们走 Let's go.
我想我们要留下来，雷伊 I think we're gonna stay here, Wray.
你会帮我保管好这个吗，警长？ You'll take care of this for me then, sheriff?
乐意效劳 - With pleasure. - Three minutes.
三分钟
你的兄弟是个好人，J.T. - Your brother's a good man, JT. - Best in Texas.
德州最好的
上来 Hop on.
不，另一边 - No, the other way. - Oh.
喔
不，另一边 No, the other way.
直升机就在墙的另一边 The helicopters are on the other side of this wall.
[indistinct yelling]
我们冲过去！ We make a run for it!
不！如果我们都死了 就没人能阻止这场瘟疫了 No! If we all get killed, there's no stopping this plague.
你还不明白吗？ Don't you get it? We're the antidote!
我们就是解毒剂
还有别的路过去吗？ - Well, is there another way around? - Wait here.
在这里等着
我想这里应该没有别的生化专家了吧？ I don't suppose there are any other biochemical engineers around?
当然没有了 Take that as no.
我们一定要越过那道墙！ We have to get over that wall.
我在想我们可以重新开一家店 I was thinking we could build us a new place right there where the old one was.
就在老店的废墟上
你主厨 You cook, I work the back.
我在后面帮忙
你的租金不要那么高 You don't make that rent so goddamn high.
你告诉我配方，我分担一半租金 You share the recipe, we share the rent.
从250度开始 Start at 250 degrees.
我就知道 I knew it. For how long?
- 要多久？ - 大约… - Twelve pounds? - Sure.
12磅 Twelve pounds, 12 hours.
12个小时 - Wrapped in tin foil, right? - I don't use no goddamn foil.
用锡箔纸包住，对吗？
我才不用什么锡箔纸呢
天哪 Damn. Tomatoes? Fresh?
蕃茄呢？新鲜的？
罐头 Canned.
- 没开玩笑吧？ - 当然 - No shit? - Yeah.
- 你没骗我吧？ - 是的 - Score me some? - Oh, yeah.
因为我们是兄弟 'Cause we're brothers.
谢谢你 Thank you for this.
你只要记住… You just remember you got to take this recipe to your grave.
你要把这个配方带进你的坟墓
我想这个我能保证 I think I can goddamn guarantee that.
[breathes heavily]
这是我们的信号 That's our cue.
雪莉，亲爱的… Cherry Darling...
看你的了 ...it's all you.
我们上！ Let's go!
[growls, grunts]
[groans]
雷伊！ Wray!
天哪，雷伊 Damn it, Wray!
好了，你要站起来 因为我们要离开了 OK, you need to get up 'cause we're leaving.
他们告诉我，在这里可以找到你 They told me I'd find you here.
我开始失去希望了 I was beginning to lose hope.
对不起… I'm sorry... but I lied.
但是我说谎
我确实想要伤害你 I did wanna hurt you.
轮到我了 My turn.
希望今晚没人会死 No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight.
从来就不喜欢这个狗娘养的 Never did like that son of a bitch.
就像教皇的小弟弟那样没用 About as useless as a pecker on a pope.
- 别碰任何东西 - 我想开直升机 - Don't touch anything. - I want to fly it!
- 他说了别乱碰！ - 你不知道你在做什么！ - He said not to touch anything! - You don't know what you're doing!
- 我知道我在做什么！ - 不，你不知道！ I do know what I'm doing! Shut up!
- 闭嘴！闭嘴！ - 闭嘴！坐下！别碰任何东西！ Shut up! Sit down and don't fucking touch anything!
[helicopter engines starting]
所有人都坐下！ Everybody sit down!
Whoo! [cheers]
打开雨刷 Hit the wipers.
走吧，别管我 - Go on, leave me. - I am not leaving you here like this.
我不能就这样离开你
有些混蛋会吃路上的尸体 The motherfuckers around here eat roadkill.
看到吗？我很搞笑 See? I'm funny.
我让你笑了 - I made you laugh. - [Wray] Go to the ocean.
去海边 Put your backs to it, protect yourselves there.
背对海洋，在那里保卫你们自己
我不要离开你，雷伊 I'm not leaving you, Wray.
我们两个人对抗全世界 It's two against the world.
会的 It will be.
我保证 I promise.
我从不会失手的 I never miss.
别担心，宝贝 - [whimpers] - Don't worry, baby.
你会找到你的方向 You'll find your way.
- [sobs] - [gasping]
- [sobbing] - [helicopter approaching]
伸出手！ Reach up!
[? Rose McGowen: Two Against the World]
[vocalizing]
就像你说的那样，雷伊 [Cherry] It's like you said it would be, Wray.
我就像你说的，我会的 I'm like you said I would be.
我找到迷失的人… I find the lost...
疲倦的人… ...the weary...
那些没有希望的人 ...those that have no hope.
我找到了他们和带领他们… I find them and I lead them...
来到了我们自己创造的家园 ...to a land we've made for ourselves.
在海边的一个家园 The land by the sea.
- [howling] - [horse whinnies]
[woman continues vocalizing]
这里很美 [Cherry] It's beautiful.
她也很美 She's beautiful.
我希望你能看见我们，我们两个 I wish you could see us... us two.
就像你说的那样 It's like you said it would be.
两个人对抗全世界，宝贝 Two against the world, baby.
两个人对抗全世界 Two against the world.
这部电影是电影史上的杰作
关于希特勒想要创造一个女超人种族 的邪恶计划真相终于被揭露出来
“纳粹狼女” [upbeat generic music playing]
欢迎来到十三号死亡集中营
纳粹的邪恶计划之家 [narrator] This film is a brilliant achievement in motion picture history.
创造一个由超级狼人士兵组成的军队 Finally, the truth about Hitler's diabolical plans
计划正进行中 to create a race of superwomen can be told...
它的失败将会是你的死亡…
和德国的终结，柏曼 [wolf howling]
Werewolf Women of the SS!
你已经被挑选来… Welcome to Death Camp 13,
庆祝 home of the Nazi's diabolical plan to create an army
他们发现了完美的解决方法 of super-werewolf soldiers.
巴尔札克的女恶魔 This project, it's failure...
...will be your demise.
他们能单单供给所需的血 来挽救希特勒的疯狂梦想吗？ - And the end of Germany, Boorman. - Heil Hitler!
You have been chosen!
[chuckling] Rejoice!
或是跟德国的荣耀一起坠入毁灭？ [screaming]
这是我的计划 I have found the perfect solution... the She-Devils of Belzac.
我们现在能完全控制纯种狼
[singing sultry German song]
这太过份了！ [narrator] Can they, alone, supply the blood needed to save Hitler's mad dream?
[woman screaming]
Or, will the pride of Germany fall into ruin?
演员包括尤杜基尔 This is my project!
雪莉月亮殭尸 We are now in total control of pure wolf.
汤姆陶勒斯
西碧儿丹宁
比尔莫斯利
This is an outrage!
[upbeat choral singing]
- [cheering] - [gunfire]
- Silence! - [narrator] Featuring Udo Kier,
Sheri Moon Zombie,
Tom Towles,
Sybil Danning,
Bill Moseley...
[clanging]
以及尼可拉斯凯吉 ...and Nicolas Cage
饰演 as... Fu Manchu.
傅满州
这是我的麦加！ This is my Mecca!
[maniacal laughter]
[wolf howling]
“纳粹狼女” Werewolf Women of the SS!
由罗伯殭尸编剧和导演 Written and directed by Rob Zombie.
[upbeat generic music playing]
[eerie music playing]
如果你… [narrator] If you...
正在想… ...are thinking...
要… ...of going...
进入… ...into...
这个房子 ...this house...
- [roaring] - [screaming]
“不要” ...don't.
如果你… If you...
正在想… ...are thinking...
要打开… ...of opening...
这扇门 ...this door...
“不要” ...don't.
如果你… If you...
正在想… ...are thinking...
要检查… ...of checking out...
地下室 ...the basement...
[moaning]
[moaning, groaning]
“不要” - [screaming] -...don't.
不要看后面 Don't look behind...
不要看里面 Don't look in there...
不要看上面 Don't look up...
不要看任何地方 Don't look anywhere.
[screaming]
不要尖叫求救 Don't scream for help.
- [growling] - Don't move a muscle.
[screaming]
甚至不要呼吸 Don't even breathe.
Don't, don't, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't,
如果你正在想要一个人观看这部电影 don't, don't!
If you are thinking of seeing this film alone...
“不要” ...don't!
“不要” [narrator #2] 'Don't'.
- [whistling] - [heavy breathing]
在这个假期季节 [narrator] This holiday season...
做好受到惊吓的准备！ ...prepare to have the stuffing scared out of you.
[screaming]
“感恩节” Thanksgiving.
在麻萨诸塞州普利茅斯镇 In the town of Plymouth, Massachusetts,
每年十一月的第四个周四 是一年中最盛大的节日 the fourth Thursday in November
is the most celebrated day of the year.
[band playing upbeat tune]
宴会准备好了 The table is set.
庆典已经开始 The festivities have begun.
但不速之客的到来 One uninvited guest has arrived.
会使这一年成为… And this year, there will be no leftovers.
多事之秋 [people screaming]
[chaotic yelling]
“感恩节” Thanksgiving.
[girl giggling]
无论是白肉 [narrator] White meat, dark meat... all will be carved.
还是黑肉
都将被切碎 [groaning]
[screaming]
“感恩节” Thanksgiving.
来吧，茱蒂，怎么样？ Come on, Judy, how about it?
感恩节快乐，宝贝 - Happy Thanksgiving, baby. - [chuckling]
[man grunting]
[screaming]
“感恩节” Thanksgiving.
冷静点，茱蒂 - Cool it, Judy! - [sobbing]
我们很安全 You're safe.
鲍比在这里 Bobby's here.
[screaming]
是血 It's blood.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch.
饥饿的到来 - [narrator] Arrive hungry... - Happy Thanksgiving, Grandma!
感恩节快乐，奶奶
-...leave stuffed. - [all gasping]
艾利罗斯导演 From Director Eli Roth...
“感恩节” ...Thanksgiving.
这个假期 你将被装在裹尸袋里送回家 You'll come home for the holidays... in a body bag.
[all whimpering]
今年二月 This February.
[upbeat generic music playing]
想要寻找不同寻常的人生 [man] Get more out of life.
那就出去看部电影吧 Go out to a movie.
注意… [marching band music playing]
接下来的电影可能有部份影片遗失 抱歉造成不便 -戏院经理
[upbeat generic music playing]
[wild animal sounds]
[lion roaring]
[thunder crashing]
接下来的电影是限制级 [lion roaring]
[engine revving]
[? Jack Nitzsche: The Last Race]
[engine revving]
[car honks]
等会，我要上厕所 [Arlene] Hold on, I've got to come up!
我得去撒个全世界最长的尿 I've got to take the world's biggest fucking piss.
我们可不能迟到！ - We can't be late! - We won't!
不会的！
[cars honking]
- 谁…谁做东？ - 如果你不做东，那就没人了 - Who's holding? - If you're not, then nobody.
我们期望你能做东 - We were kinda hoping you were. - How are you not holding?
- 是啊，你怎么能不做东呢？ - 天哪，莎娜 Jesus Christ, Shanna, it is not my fucking job to supply y'all
我他妈的可没义务来负担 我们每周出去娱乐的开销 - with weed when we go out. - Whoa, whoa, little lady... [chuckles]
哇，哇，哇，小姐
你太容易发火了吧，不是吗？ You're getting angry kinda quick, don't you think? I was just teasing you.
- 我只是逗你们的！ - 我没生气，我很好 I'm not angry. It just would be nice if y'all didn't just count on me
只要你们别每次倒霉时才找我
all the fucking time, and surprise me every once in a while with pot.
好吧，高校电影里的小气女生 OK, mean girl in a high school movie, you through having a tantrum?
你还生气吗？ - I'm not having a tantrum. - All right, come on, guys. Don't fight.
我没生气
算了吧，别吵架了 我来付钱 I'll pay for it when we get some.
第一，这不是钱的问题 是愿不愿意出钱的问题 One, it's not about the money. It is about the pain in the ass of scoring.
第二，我们没真的吵架 And two... We're not really fighting.
艾琳，你忘了跟丛林茱丽亚 一起出门就是这样子 Arlene, you've forgotten what hanging out with Jungle Julia is like.
这不是吵架 That wasn't a fight. That was Julia acting like a grumpy bitch
茱丽亚自己像个泼妇一样
我只是随她的性 和她一起闹着玩 and me calling her on it and indulging her at the same time.
喔！广告牌！ Oh, billboard!
[all cheering]
好吧，克里斯汀西蒙森也会去那里吗？ OK, is Christian Simonson gonna be there?
你可以打赌他会 Bet your ass he is.
克里斯汀西蒙森 那个电影制作人，他在镇上吗？ Christian Simonson, the filmmaker, is in town.
他有个大计划给茱丽亚 He's got a big thing for Julia.
如果他有个大计划给我 他就会打电话给我 If he had a big thing for me, he'd fucking call me
而不会无故消失六个月 as opposed to disappearing for six months.
还有，他那混蛋也应该经常过来 And he'd get his ass down here more often than he does.
在我生日那天也该打个电话我 And on my birthday, he'd give me a fucking phone call.
但除此之外 他也不过是我手心中的玩物 But other than that, he's putty in my hands.
那么，有什么计划？ So, what's the plan, man?
就去迦耶罗 玛格丽塔酒和墨西哥菜 Margaritas and Mexican food at Guero's, touch base
联络克里斯和杰西 with Chris and Jesse, tell them about later, and make damn sure they come.
待会告诉他们 确定他们也来
其它的人会在德州红辣椒酒吧等我们 Those other guys'll be waiting for us to join them at the Texas Chili Parlor.
喔，妈的，说到这个… Oh, shit. Speaking of which, what happened with you and Nate last night?
你昨晚和奈特怎么了？ Well, you know, not much. We just fucking met each other.
嗯，你知道的，没什么 我们不过是见个面而已
如果你不给他们点颜色瞧瞧 他们永远都不会尊重你的 If you don't bust their balls a bit, they never gonna respect you.
好吧，我们都清楚 你没做什么 OK, we're clear on what it is you didn't do.
那么提示我们 你到底做了什么？ How about enlightening us on what it is you did do?
喔，没什么值得说的 Nothing to write home about.
我们就在沙发上聊天了二十分钟 We just made out on the couch for about 20 minutes.
穿着衣服，半裸，还是全裸？ - Dress, half-dressed, or naked? - Dressed.
穿着衣服，我说了是聊天 我们没干“那回事” I said we made out, we didn't do "the thing."
喔，打断一下 “那回事”是什么？ [gasps] Excuse me for living, but what is "the thing?"
你知道，就是任何事 You know, it's everything but.
他们叫做“那回事”？ - They call that "the thing?" - I call it "the thing."
我叫做“那回事” - Do guys like "the thing?" - They like it better than "no thing."
男人们喜欢“那回事”吗？
他们喜欢胜过“没有事” [all giggle]
一点也没错 OK, I want to get back to what it is you did do.
好了，我想要回到 你做过的事
那么你跟奈特在沙发上聊天，是吗？ So you're making out on the couch with Nate, right?
- 没错 - 谁的沙发？ Correct.
他家的还是你旅馆房间里的？ - Whose couch, his or your hotel room? - What am I, stupid over here? Mine.
我是谁？会那么傻吗？ 当然是我的
你们聊天是坐着还是躺着？ Were you making out sitting up or lying down?
我们开始坐着然后就躺下了 We started sitting up,
- we worked our way to lying down. - The plot thickens. Who was on top?
嗯，变得有趣了，谁在上面？
我骑在他身上 I was straddling him.
- 那今晚呢？ - 我们就等着看吧，莎娜 - So, what about tonight? - We'll see, Shanna.
我是说，我喜欢奈特 他很可爱，亲吻很有技巧 I mean, I like Nate and all. He's cute. He's a pretty good kisser.
但八字都还没有一撇呢 - But it ain't a done deal. - Ah, fuck Nate.
对，去他的奈特 He's cute and all but Jesse Letterman's gonna be all over her.
我是说，他很可爱 但杰西赖特曼会搞定她
杰西赖特曼 那个导演《瘾君子》的奥斯汀导演？ - Jesse Letterman, the director? - He's a good friend.
他是个好朋友 - Maybe they can bring some pot. - Fuck that. No!
也许他们能带些大麻来
去他妈的，不行 I don't want to be either, A: Depending on their fucking ass,
我可不想 A、依靠他们他妈的这帮人
或者B、依靠他们这帮人 or B: Dependant on their ass. Uh-uh. If we don't score ourselves,
嗯，如果我们不自己出钱 we're gonna be stuck with them all fucking night.
我们会被他们缠他妈的一整晚
喔！试试拉娜法兰克 - Oh! Try Lanna Frank. - Best idea you had all day.
你今天出的最好的主意 Oh, hey, that's your last billboard before Guero's.
喔，嘿！ 那是到迦耶罗之前最后的广告牌！
喔，得了，让我休息一下吧 Oh, come on. Give me a break.
喔，得了，狗屁 Oh, come on, my ass. We said every time!
- 我们说过每次都要 - 好吧 OK.
[all cheering]
[car playing rock music]
茱丽亚，给我抽一口 Jules, let me get a drag. Thanks!
谢谢 [door squeaking]
[engine humming]
[engine races]
[engine revs, tires screech]
[indistinct chatter, laughing]
喔，我的天 Hey, this is... my UT days, Arlene.
嘿，这是… 艾琳
嘿 - Hey. - Hey.
想一起坐吗？ - You want to join us? - For a second, I'm with some friends.
只能坐一会，我和朋友一起来的
Ooh...
那么，你应该…就是… So you must be... must be... you must be the infamous Butterfly.
你应该就是声名狼籍的“蝴蝶”吧
Shh!
她什么都不知道 - She don't know nothing about it. - Know about what?
- 知道什么？ - 你们打算何时告诉她？ - When were y'all gonna tell her? - Soon.
- 待会 - 告诉我什么？ - Tell me what? - Now thanks to you,
多谢你，我们迟早要告诉她 we gotta tell her sooner than later.
好吧，别废话，到底怎么了？ Cut the shit. What the fuck is going on?
我今天在广播里说了关于你的一点小事 I said a little something about you on the air today.
茱丽亚，你今天在广播里 到底说我什么了？ Julia, what the fuck did you say about me on the radio?
我只说了我有个性感的朋友 叫做“蝴蝶” All I said was, I had a sexy friend named Butterfly
她周末会来镇上 who's in from out of town for the weekend.
还有我们今晚会去奥斯汀的某个地方 And we would be going out somewhere in Austin tonight.
如果他们也在镇上说不定能看见我们 And if they were out on the town maybe they'd see us,
然后我描述了一下你 and I described you, and I said that if they spotted you while we were out
我说，如果他们在我们外出时认出你
如果他们做某件事你就会做某件事 if they'd do something, you'd do something.
好了，茱丽亚，我是认真的 你到底说了什么？ OK, now Julia, I'm serious. What did you say and what did you say I'd do?
我会做什么？ Anyhoo, I could explain what I said, which would be boring,
如果让我来说肯定会很无聊的
或者玛西可以试试 这位惊人的女演员可以为你表演 or Marcy over here, who is an incredible actress
could act it out for you, which I think
我想会给你个好主意 你今晚可以留着自己用 will give you a better idea of what you have in store for you.
好吧，那就告诉我吧 OK, so just tell me your way.
- 那么玛西来演？ - 好的 - We'll act it out with Marcy? - Sure.
好的，把你的饮料给玛西 - OK, give Marcy your drink. - Thank you.
谢谢 OK, so you're in a club or a bar and Marcy is a kind of cute,
好了，那么你在一个俱乐部或酒吧里
玛西扮演一个有点可爱 或有点热情或有点性感 or kind of hot, or kind of sexy, or better be fucking hysterically funny,
或者最好是风趣幽默 但长得不难看的家伙 but not funny-looking guy who you could fuck.
反正就是能让你干的人 - Got it. - OK, Marcy. Take it.
知道了
好吧，玛西，开始
你好 - Howdy. - [sighing] Hi, there.
你好 [chuckles, speaks in manly voice]
抱歉，不过… 你不会就是“蝴蝶”吧，是吗？ Excuse me, but your name wouldn't be Butterfly would it?
是的，没错，似乎你让我处于不利地位 Yes, it is, and it seems you have me at a disadvantage.
- 我叫贝瑞 - 很高兴认识你，贝瑞 - Barry. - Pleased to meet you, Barry.
你们让我热起来了！ - Y'all are getting me hot. - Shh!
那么，嗯… “蝴蝶”是你的真名？ So, is Butterfly your real name?
是的，没错 Yes, it is. And how did you know my name, Barry?
你怎么知道我名字的，贝瑞？ I listened to Jungle Julia's show this morning.
我今早听丛林茱丽亚的节目了
喔，是吗？ - Oh, you did, did you? - Oh, yeah.
喔，没错，我每早都听她的节目 - I listen to her show every morning. - Oh, you do, do you?
喔，真的吗？ Yeah, she's like the coolest lady in town. [chuckles]
当然，她是全镇最酷的女人了
你不觉得她的屁股很大吗？ - Don't you think she's got a big ass? - Nah, man. I like her ass that way.
不！我喜欢她的屁股
她有个黑人女子的屁股 - She got a black girl's ass. - [laughs]
嗯，她总是这么说，但实际上 That's what she says, but in actual fact,
她不是真的有黑人女子的屁股 she doesn't really have a black girl's ass.
她只是屁股大而已 - She's got a big ass. - OK, what the fuck are you doing?
好了，你到底在干嘛？ Oh, look who wants to get to the point.
瞧是谁想快些知道重点 OK, we'll get to the point but, for your information, skinny bitch,
好吧，我们这就说重点
但是让你知道，瘦婊子 black men and a whole lot of motherfucking white men
黑人和一群他妈的白人 都很爱慕我的屁股
have had plenty fun adoring my ass.
那上面的牙印 可不是自己跑来的 I don't wear their teeth marks on my butt for nothing.
如果你不请我喝一杯 我能要回我那杯吗？ If you're not gonna buy me a drink can I have mine back?
喔，好的，好的 No, OK, OK, OK, OK.
那么，蝴蝶… [in manly voice] So Butterfly, can I buy you a drink?
我能请你喝一杯吗？ - I'd love one. - What can I get you?
很乐意
想喝什么？ - I'll take a margarita. - [chuckles] Here you go.
玛格丽塔酒
给你 So, after they buy you a drink, when they raise their glass to toast,
那么，在他们请你喝酒以后
他们会举杯祝酒
他们会注视着你的眼睛 然后背这首诗… they look you dead in the eye and repeat this poem:
“那森林十分美丽，幽暗且深远” The woods are lovely, dark and deep
“我保证在我入睡前还有很长的路要走” And I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep
你听到了吗，蝴蝶？ Did you hear me Butterfly?
“睡前还有很长的路要走” Miles to go before you sleep.
然后，如果他们这么说… And then, if they say that...
- 你就得给他们跳贴腿舞 - 什么？ -...you gotta give them a lap dance. - What?
- [laughs] - If they call you Butterfly,
如果他们叫你“蝴蝶” 请你喝酒，背这首诗 buy you a drink, repeat that poem, you gotta give them a lap dance.
你就得给他们跳贴腿舞 That's bullshit. I ain't giving them nothing.
胡扯，我什么都不会做的
好吧，随便你 You can do it or not.
但如果你不跳… 奥斯汀所有人都会认为你是胆小鬼 But if you don't, everybody in Austin's gonna think you a chickenshit.
你不想让奥斯汀所有人 都认为你是胆小鬼吧？ And I don't think you want everybody in Austin thinking you're a chickenshit.
我不会因为你的一句话 就给别人跳贴腿舞 I ain't giving nobody no lap dance 'cause of what you said.
听着，你不需要为你不喜欢的人跳 Look, you don't have to do it for anyone you don't want.
我说的是 你会和第一个这么说的家伙跳舞 I said you'd do it for the first guy who says it, so...
所以，如果有怪胎来找碴 ...some geek comes over trying to be cool,
就告诉他 你之前在别的地方已经跳过了 just tell him you already did it at another place earlier.
没有伤害，不违反规定 但你可以免费喝一杯 No harm, no foul, but you get a free drink out of it.
但也许在今晚稍后 But maybe, a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks,
你已经多喝了几杯 开始放松警惕 you're kind of loosey-goosey, you're safe with your girls,
和姐妹们一起很安全 then some kind of cute, kind of hot, kind of sexy, hysterically funny,
然后就有可爱、热情、性感…
风趣幽默，但长得不难看的家伙出现 并且对你说… but not funny-looking guy comes up and says it.
那时你可能会继续拒绝，也可能不会 Then, maybe you did it earlier, maybe you didn't.
[? Smith: Baby it's you]
[indistinct chatter]
[rock music continues]
[cheering]
- 这里有空酒瓶吗？ - 嗯，这两个 - Any dead soldiers here? - These two. Thank you.
谢谢
拉娜法兰克到底在哪里？ - Where the hell is Lanna Frank? - That's a good fucking question.
这是个他妈的好问题
[giggles]
拉娜法兰克！ Lanna Frank, where are you?
你在哪里？
嗯，已经过来了，我们在等你 Well, come over already. We're waiting for you.
- [jukebox blaring] - Shit! Hold on!
妈的！等会！ [? T. Rex: Jeepster]
那么，你在哪里？ So where are you?
已经过来了，我们在等你 Come over already. We're waiting for you.
不，我们不过去 No, we are not coming over there.
你过来，你说过你会来的 You come over here like you said you would.
那么，珊娜和其它女孩 这周末会去湖边别墅吗？ So, is it Shauna and the girls at the lake house this weekend?
- 珊娜？ - 喔 - Shauna? - Oh, fuck, I...
- 妈的，我… - 不 Now, there is one thing that every girl in the whole world whose name is Shanna
听着，有件事你得明白 这世界上叫做莎娜的所有女孩都一样
has in common with each other. We all hate the name Shauna.
我们都恨“珊娜”这个名字 And we really hate it when you call us Shauna.
我们真的讨厌人家叫我们“珊娜”
[jukebox music fading]
[? Pino Donaggio: Sally and Jack]
记住了… Just remember, it's Shanna Banana, not Shauna Banauna.
是“莎娜?芭娜娜” 不是“珊娜?芭娜娜”
好吧，但是… OK, but at some point in the evening, I had fuckability stock.
对，我是说，这不是胡扯，但是… - Yeah, I mean... - [phone beeping]
...it wasn't bullish, but...
[piano music continues]
[rock music resumes]
好的…华伦送了几杯酒 OK, Warren is sending over shots and you know the house rule.
你们知道这屋子里的规矩 If he sends over shots, you've got to do them.
如果他送酒，你们就得喝
- 什么？ - 嘿，这是规矩，宝贝 - What? - Hey, them's the rules, baby.
- 华伦说了，我们就做吧！ - 我爱这句话！ Warren says it, we do it!
I love that philosophy. "Warren says it, we do it."
“华伦说了，我们就做吧！”
那么我们做吧！ - So, let's do it. - What is it?
这是什么？ Hey, shots first, questions later. Here we go, post time!
嘿，先喝酒，再提问
喝吧，开始！
[Warren grunts]
[all yelling]
Woo-hoo!
- [Julia hollers] - [all groaning]
是不是很好喝，是不是很好喝？ Now, is that a tasty beverage or is that a tasty beverage?
这到底是什么？ - What the fuck is it? - Chartreuse.
“淡黄绿色” The only liquor so good they named a color after it.
因为颜色好看，就以颜色命名了
[laughs]
谁还要“淡黄绿色”？ - Who's down for dos Chartreuse? - [cheering]
我不要 Not me. [chuckles] I'm going out for a smoke.
我要出去抽口烟 OK, but careful where you keep that hot flame, all right?
好吧，但要小心你的火焰，好吗？
你会炸毁酒馆的 - [Warren] Blow up the joint. - [door creaks]
[rain splattering]
[? Eddie Floyd: Good Love, Bad Love]
饮料，你要喝什么？ Drinks! What can we get you?
莎娜芭娜娜？ - Shanna Banana? - Another big-ass Long Island iced tea.
又一个大屁股，长岛冰茶
孟买蓝宝石和不加冰的滋补茶 - Bombay Sapphire and tonic. No ice. - Good boy.
好孩子
[chuckles]
[rain splashing]
喔，嘿，小子 Oh, hey, Punky, one of the lights is off in the parking lot. Flip it!
停车场有个灯不亮了，关掉它
[clicking]
[? Pacific Gas & Electric: Staggolee]
[crunching]
听着 Look, you can't look like you're trying to get her out of here
你不能看起来像是要把她带走的样子 得等到克里斯汀西蒙森出现才行 before Christian Simonson shows up,
但你得在克里斯汀西蒙森出现前 把她带走 but you gotta get her out of here before Christian Simonson shows up.
好，但那有什么用？ 她们要去莎娜老爸的湖边别墅 What's the point? They're going to Shanna's daddy's house at Lake LBJ
没有男人能去那里 and it's no guys. Absolutely no guys.
- 绝对没有男人 - 好吧 OK, so after we bring the girls drinks,
那么等我们给她们拿了酒 in fairly rapid order, but not obvious, we order two more rounds of shots.
快点叫酒，但别太明显 我们再来两轮酒
你认为她们会为这个动心吗？ [chuckles] You think they're gonna fall for that?
我们会非常有说服力 We'll be very convincing. Now it's time to turn up the volume.
现在去调高音量，别再乱搞 No more fucking around. We go to J?ger shots.
我们喝利口酒 [chuckles] Man, they're not gonna drink J?ger shots.
小子，她们不会喝利口酒的
哥们，只要男人买单 他妈的女人什么都喝 As long as the guy's buying the booze, a fucking bitch will drink anything.
来吧，哥们，我们至少 能把一轮利口酒灌入她们的喉咙 We can at least get one shot of J?ger down these fucking bitches' throats.
之后，我们再看能不能再来一轮 After that, we'll see if they got another J?ger in them.
你无法知道 You never know. That could be the shot
那一轮烈酒可能让她们全听我们的 that puts them past the point of fuck-it.
然后突然间 “没有男人在湖边别墅” Then all of a sudden, "no guys at the lake house"
变成了一些男人在湖边别墅 turns into "a couple guys at the lake house."
我就是这么想的 My point exactly.
[snickering]
哥们，看 Dude, check it out. I wonder if BJ brought the bear with him.
我想知道B.J.是否忍受得了他 [crunching]
天啊 Jesus.
[humming]
[laughs] The dude fucking cut himself falling out of his time machine.
哥们，那家伙从时间机器掉出来 割伤他自己
[laughing]
[indistinct chatter]
你们俩去哪里了？ [Julia] Where did you two disappear to?
我去车里拿点东西 I had to get something out of the car and Nate was gentlemanly enough
奈特很绅士的给我打伞 to escort me with his umbrella.
哦，很好，奈特 Ah... Good for you, Nate.
你看见吧台上 那个独坐的可爱女孩吗？ See that pretty girl sitting by herself at the bar?
谁？那个下流的嬉皮？ Who, the dirty hippie?
她不是嬉皮 - Meow. She's not a hippie. - She might as well be a hippie.
她应该做嬉皮 [chuckles]
谢谢，提米男孩 Thank you, Timmy boy.
嗯，你知道她怎么了吗？ Well, do you know what just happened to her?
不知道，但我知道 她是个瘦弱假冒的金发婊子 No, but I know she's a skinny fake blonde bitch.
[laughing]
喔，对不起 你是在说故事？ Oh, I'm sorry. You were telling a story. What about her?
她怎么了？ - [chuckles] - [phone rings]
嘿，华伦！ [Pam] Hey, Warren! Is there anybody in this place
你能保证这里有人会载我回家吗？ you can vouch for to give me a ride home?
- [clattering] - Fair lady, your chariot awaits.
美丽的女士，你的战车随时待命
你在偷听吗？ You've been eavesdropping?
有偷听和“不小心听到的” [chuckles] There's "eavesdropping" and "can't help but hear."
我想我是属于后者 I think I belong in the latter category.
那么，嗯，酷哥 So, uh, Icy Hot, you offering me a ride home?
你要载我回家吗？
如果我准备走时，你也要走 那就载你回家 I'm offering you a lift, if when I'm ready to leave, you are, too.
那么你打算什么时候走？ And, when are you thinking about leaving?
老实说，我还没想过 Truthfully, I'm not thinking about it.
但当我想到时，你会第一个知道 When I do, you will be the first to know.
你待会还能开车吗？ Will you be able to, uh, drive later?
我知道人不可貌相 I know looks can be deceiving but I'm a teetotaler.
但我从来都不喝酒的 I've been drinking club soda and lime all night.
我整晚都在喝苏打水和橙汁
现在我准备要畅饮一番 Now, I'm building up to my big drink.
- 那是什么？ - 纯真可乐达 - Which is what? - A virgin pi?a colada.
好吧，为什么一个不喝酒的人 OK!
Why would someone who doesn't drink spend hours at a bar drinking water?
花几个小时在酒吧喝水呢？
你知道，酒吧提供 酒以外的很多东西 You know, a bar offers all kind of things other than alcohol.
Hmm, really? Like what?
嗯，是吗？
比如说？
女人 Women.
烤干酪辣味玉米片 Nacho Grande platters.
还有些专门勾引女人的家伙 The fellowship of some fascinating individuals, like Warren here.
就像这里的华伦
有道理 Fair enough. So what's your name, Icy?
那么你叫什么名字，酷哥？
特技演员麦克 Stuntman Mike.
“特技演员麦克”是你的名字？ Stuntman Mike's your name?
你随便问谁都可以 You ask anybody.
嘿，华伦 - Hey, Warren. Who is this guy? - [Warren] Stuntman Mike.
这家伙是谁？
特技演员麦克 - And who the hell is Stuntman Mike? - [Warren] He's a stuntman.
那么“特技演员麦克”到底是谁？
他是个特技演员 [chuckling]
华伦！来六杯“野蛮土耳其”！ [laughs] Warren! Six shots of Wild Turkey!
[whirring]
[? Joe Tex: The Love You Save]
[girl chuckles]
嘿，这不是拉娜法兰克 [Warren] Hey, if it ain't Lanna Frank.
- [kisses] Hey, baby. - [Lanna Frank] How are you?
嘿，宝贝
Hey, you.
- [coughs] - What's shaking, bacon?
[chuckles] Hey.
- Holas, bitcholas. - It's about fucking time.
你们也该来了
嗯，穷人是没有选择的 Well, beggars can't be choosers.
照张相吧，可以保存得久一点 Take a picture, it'll last longer.
什么？ What?
你似乎一直在注意那张桌子 That table, it seems to keep getting your attention.
那是外面广告牌上的女孩？ Is that the girl from the billboard outside?
对 - Yep! - She sure is a striking-looking woman.
她真是个引人注目的美女
杜松子酒、龙舌兰酒… You got gin, tequila, J?ger...
看看那头秀发 - Look at that hair. - Lots of leave-in conditioner.
用了好多的护发素
你嫉妒了？ Is that jealousy I detect?
没有，不过如果 你想和丛林茱丽亚在一起 Hardly. But, if you want to get with Jungle Julia,
- 有一个非常简单的方法 - 真的吗？ - there's a real easy way to do that. - Really?
- 是什么呢？ - 成名 - And what would that be? - Get famous.
到时候不用你去找她 她会自己送上门的 You won't have to find her. She'll find you.
你不会想知道 她为了上那个广告牌都做过些什么 And you don't even want to know what she did for that billboard.
好好享受吧，混蛋，你应得的 Enjoy it, cocksucker. You've earned it.
她曾对你做过什么？ - What did she ever do to you? - We went to school together
我们一起上学，从幼儿园到高中 from kindergarten through high school. That's what she did to me.
那就是她对我做过的
她十二岁时就有现在这么高了 She was her height right now at 12.
她是个怪物 She was a monster. Half the guys she still fucks from the old class
现在和她上床的家伙 有一半是她五年级时恐吓过的
she used to beat up and terrorize in the fifth grade.
她曾痛打过你 抢走你的巧克力牛奶，对吗？ I see. She used to beat you up and take your chocolate milk?
那个大脑异常的家伙 也许踢过我几次屁股 That pituitary case might have kicked my ass a couple of times.
对不起，我是个女孩 不是个黑人… Sorry, I'm built like a girl, not a black man,
不过我宁死也不会 把我的巧克力牛奶给茱丽亚露卡 but I'd die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
- [rain splattering] - [music continues]
嘿！你是名人还是别的什么？ - Hey, are you famous or something? - Or something.
别的什么 No, no, no, no, really.
不，说真的
嘿，你…你做什么的？ Hey, what do you do?
说真的？ Really? What I do is work my ass off to get my own record label off the ground.
我的工作就是 要努力发行我自己的专辑
但那个女孩想要我的照片 是因为我是本地的电台DJ But why that girl wanted a picture of me is because I'm a local DJ.
等一下 Wait a minute.
你是“大卡胡纳汉堡”的广告牌女郎 对吗？ (此汉堡品牌引用自《黑色追缉令》) You got a billboard by Big Kahuna Burger don't you?
是啊 Yeah.
那里也有一个，盲剑客 I got one there too, Zatoichi.
是啊 Yeah.
丛林茱丽亚露卡 - Jungle Julia Lucai. - Stuntman Mike McKay.
特技演员麦克莫凯
Well, good to meet you, Stuntman Mike.
很高兴见到你，特技演员麦克
我朋友和我要继续欢度周末 Now my friends and I are going to continue to get our weed on.
要来一口吗？ - Would you care for some? - Thank you, Julia.
谢谢你，茱丽亚 - But just the same, no thanks. - Suit yourself.
不过还是那样… 不，谢了
- 随你便 - 不过你知道… But you know...
[grunting]
[gasping]
Oh, shit.
I gotta sn...
对不起，没事 Sorry, nothing.
那家伙到底是谁？ What the fuck was that?
[Warren] Actually, I do want you to have a shot. [laughs]
你真会保密 You got some voucher here. I asked him what movies you worked on,
我问过他，你拍过哪些电影 no fucking clue.
没什么线索 Well, I really don't know if he's ever done anything for sure.
嗯，技术上来说 我真的不知道他确实做过任何事
我是说，他给我看过一集《高地丛林》 一个家伙从马上摔下来 I mean, he shows me an episode of High Chaparral, a guy falls off a horse
他说就是他 he says it's him.
[Warren laughs]
你知道电视剧《维吉尼亚人》吗？ You know the show The Virginian?
那部电视剧有个演员盖瑞克拉克 Yeah, well, there was another actor on that show, Gary Clarke,
我看起来有点像他… and I looked like him a bit.
当然是在我刮伤自己之前 Well, obviously before I cut myself shaving.
我喜欢 Aw, I like it.
该死的，如果你不这么甜 你让糖都没了甜味 Well, damn, if ain't so sweet you make sugar taste just like salt.
不管怎样，我在《维吉尼亚人》里面 做了很多次盖瑞克拉克的替身 Anyway, I did a lot of Virginians doubling Gary Clarke.
后来那部电视剧变成了《塞罗的男人》 And then that show turned into The Men of Shiloh,
他们找来了李梅尔斯 我又当他的替身 they brought on Lee Majors and I doubled him.
从那时开始，我就专攻汽车特技 From that point on, I specialized mostly in car stunts.
I did damn near the whole third season of Vegas.
我将近演了《维加斯》的整个第三季
我是劳勃尤瑞奇的驾驶替身 I was Robert Urich's driving double.
后来鲍勃制作了 另一部电视剧《加维兰》 And then Bob did another show, Gavilan,
他带着我跟他做这个，直到… and he brought me with him on that until...
之后… And after that...
你们听说过 我说的这些电视剧或是演员吗？ Do you know any of these shows or people I'm talking about?
- 抱歉 - 没有？ - Sorry. No? - No.
没有，没有
那么到底是怎么成为特技演员的 特技演员麦克？ So, how exactly does one become a stuntman, Stuntman Mike?
[sighs] Well, in Hollywood, anybody fool enough to throw himself
嗯，在好莱坞 任何胆敢从楼梯滚下的傻瓜
通常都能找到工作的 down a flight of stairs can usually find somebody to pay him for it.
但说真的 我就像大多数进入特技这行的人一样 [giggles]
But really, I got into the business the way most get into the stunt business.
怎么样？ How's that?
- 我兄弟让我做的 - 你兄弟是谁？ - My brother got me in it. - Who's your brother?
特技演员鲍勃 - Stuntman Bob. - [Pam snickers]
[beeps]
[beeping]
- 我准备要燃烧了 - 终于，你需要赶上我们 - I'm ready to blaze. - Finally, yeah.
You need to catch up with us.
- 现在派对可以开始了 - 对 - Now the party can start. - Yep.
对不起，你原谅我吗？ Anyhoo, I'm sorry. You forgive me?
但是我在这里的整个其它时间 你一定要好好对我 But you have to be real nice to me for the whole rest of the time I'm here.
答应你，你准备好要去湖边了吗？ [laughs] Promise. You ready to go to the lake?
- Hm-hm. - How about your little friend?
- 你的朋友呢？带着他？ - 我还以为不准有男人 - You want to bring him? - I thought no boys.
如果你真的想要他来 莎娜不会介意的 You want him to come, Shanna won't mind.
那么怎么样？ 带男孩还是只有我们女孩呢？ So how about it? Boys or just us girls?
只有我们女孩 - [mumbling] Us girls. - Good idea.
好主意
女士们？ [Stuntman Mike] Ladies.
多谢 Thanks.
干杯，蝴蝶 Cheers, Butterfly.
“那森林十分美丽 幽暗且深远” The woods are lovely dark and deep
“我保证在我入睡前 还有很长的路要走” And I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep
你听到了吗，蝴蝶？ Did you hear me, Butterfly?
“睡前还有很长的路要走” Miles to go before you sleep.
- 对不起，特技演员柏特… - 麦克 - Sorry, Stuntman Burt. - Mike.
麦克 Mike, she already broke off that dance.
她已经跳过了
真的吗？ Is that true?
我错过了吗？ Did I miss my chance?
我吓到你了？ Do I frighten you?
是我的伤疤？ Is it my scar?
是你的车 It's your car.
对，我知道 [sighing] Yeah, I know. Sorry.
对不起 [inhaling] It's my mom's car.
那是我妈妈的车
你在跟踪我们？ Have you been following us?
没有，但这就是我喜欢奥斯汀的地方 [chuckles] No, but that's what I love about Austin. It's just so damn small.
它非常小
- 你以前见过这个家伙？ - 我在迦耶罗酒吧外见过他 - You've seen this guy before? - Outside of Guero's.
我在迦耶罗酒吧外也见过你 And I saw you outside of Guero's, too.
你见过我的车，我见过你的美腿 You saw my car, I saw your legs.
听着，我没有跟踪你们 但我没有说我不是色狼 Now, look, I ain't stalking you all, but I didn't say I wasn't a wolf.
那么你真的没有跟踪我们？ - So, you really weren't following us? - I'm not following you, Butterfly.
我没有跟踪你们，蝴蝶 我只是…很幸运 I just got lucky.
那么，贴腿舞怎么样？ So, how about that lap dance?
对不起，她只跳一次 [Julia] Sorry, it was a one time only offer and she did it at Antoine's.
今晚早些时候，她在安东酒吧跳过了
- 不，她没有 - 你怎么知道？ No, she didn't.
- How do you know? - I'm good that way.
我很行的
- 你看起来有点“敏感” - 什么是“敏感”？ - And you look a little touchéd. - What's touchéd?
受伤，轻伤 - Wounded slightly. - Why should I be wounded?
为什么我会受伤？ Because you expected guys to be pestering you all night,
因为你期待男人们会整晚都缠着你
不过从你的表情 我能看出根本没有人纠缠你 but from your look, I can tell nobody pestered you at all.
那样有点伤害你的感情，不是吗？ That kind of hurt your feelings a bit, didn't it?
当美丽的天使自尊心受挫时 才是最迷人的 There are few things as fetching as a bruised ego on a beautiful angel.
那么… So...
贴腿舞怎么样呢？ How about that lap dance?
我想我只好让你等下一次了 I think I'm gonna have to give you a rain check.
既然几天后你就要离开 Well, since you'll be leaving in the next couple of days
说下一次也没有什么意义了 that rain check will be worthless. [sighs]
但没关系 But that's OK.
我能理解我让你感觉不舒服 I understand if I make you uncomfortable.
你仍然是个迷人的女孩 You're still a nice girl and I still like you.
我仍然喜欢你
但是我必须要警告你一件事情 But I must warn you of something...
你知道人们怎么说 You know how people say... [mimicking John Wayne] "You're OK in my book?"
“在我的本子里，你是美好的”
或者“在我的本子里，那不怎么样” Or, "In my book, that's no good?"
我真的有个本子 Well, I actually have a book.
而且我遇到的每个人 都记在这个本子里 And everybody I ever meet goes in this book.
现在我遇到你 你也要被写进这个本子里 And now I've met you and you're going in the book.
[Arlene chuckles]
但是… Except, I'm afraid I must file you...
我恐怕要把你记到…
“胆小鬼”里面 -...under "Chickenshit." - And what if I did it?
如果我跳了呢？
那么我肯定不会 把你记到“胆小鬼”里面 Well, I definitely couldn't file you under "Chickenshit" then, now could I?
那么现在，我该怎么写？
你叫什么名字来着？ What's your name again?
- 特技演员麦克 - 那么，特技演员麦克… - Stuntman Mike. - Well, Stuntman Mike, I'm Butterfly.
我是蝴蝶 My friend Jungle Julia over here says the jukebox inside is pretty impressive.
我朋友丛林茱丽亚说 里面的自动点唱机效果很好
对，的确 - Yeah, it is. - Yeah.
那么 你为什么不去准备你的贴腿舞呢？ Why don't you go get ready for your lap dance?
[sighs]
“影片遗失”
- [indistinct chatter] - I'm driving.
准备好要走了吗？ - Ready to go? - Yeah. Bye.
好的 - [Arlene] Bye. - [Julia] Bye.
- 再见 - 再见
我想你今晚要搞定麦克 - I think you got Mike laid tonight. - [both chuckle]
看起来不错，炮弹飞车！ [Julia] Looking good, Cannonball Run!
他只是载我回家 He's just giving me a ride.
喔，的确 - Oh, no doubt. - Have a nice ride.
一路顺风！ [both laugh]
听着，你们两个混蛋 Look, double fucks.
我不会和他干的 - Uh-uh, I am not gonna fuck him. - I can hear you.
我能听到你们 [both laugh]
- 他都老得可以做我爸爸了 - 我仍然能听到你们 - He's old enough to be my dad. - I can still hear you.
[girls chuckling]
再见 - Bye. - Bye-bye.
再见
哇，真恐怖的车！ Wow, that's fucking scary.
没错，我想让它令人印象深刻… Yeah, well, I wanted it to be impressive, and scary tends to impress.
恐怖会让人印象深刻的
它安全吗？ Is it safe?
不，它比安全好多了 It's better than safe, it's death proof.
它是“防死”的
你怎么让你的车“防死”呢？ How do you make a car death proof?
那就是特技演员要做的 Well, that's what stuntmen do.
你看过那种电影吗，汽车撞到一起 You've seen a movie where a car gets into some smash up
没有人能够从汽车里逃出来？ there ain't no way in hell anybody's walking away from.
- 看过 - 那么… - Yeah. - How do you think they accomplish that?
你认为他们是怎么做到的？
计算机合成影像？ - CGI? - [laughs]
嗯，很不幸的，潘 这个时代，你多半是对的 Well, unfortunately, Pam, nowadays more often than not, you're right.
不过回到那个什么都没有的时代… Back in the all or nothing days, the Vanishing Point days,
在《消失点》的时代 在《冲刺大黎明》的时代 the Dirty Mary Crazy Larry days, the White Line Fever days,
在《硬小子》的时代…
我们用真正的汽车相撞 real cars smashing into real cars with real dumb people driving them.
真正的笨蛋驾驶着它们
所以，把你要撞毁的汽车给特技组 So, you give the stunt team the car you want to smash up,
他们会加固它的每一个地方，然后… they take her and reinforce that fucker everywhere and voilà...
就这样！ You've got yourself a death proof automobile.
你就得到“防死”的汽车了
[inhales]
很有意思，我只是不知道 你能让一辆汽车“防死” That makes sense. I just didn't know you could make a car death proof.
我可以开着这辆宝贝 以125哩的时速撞向砖墙 I can drive this baby into a brick wall doing 125 miles an hour,
只是为了体验一下 just for the experience.
[car door creaks]
为什么你的乘客座只有一个盒子？ [Pam] Why is your passenger seat in a box?
嗯，这是拍电影的汽车 Well, this is a movie car.
有时你要拍撞车时 导演想要把摄影机放在车里面… Sometimes, when you're shooting a crash,
director wants to put a camera in the car, shoot the crash from the inside.
你知道的，从车里面拍撞车
就是把摄影机放到这里 他们把它叫做“冲撞盒” That's where you put the camera. They call it a crash box. Here...
这样就好了 - [clanks] - There you go.
[chuckles]
当你要求开车送我回家时 When you asked to drive me home, you didn't mention
你没有提到车上没有乘客座位 your car didn't have a passenger seat.
事实上，我没有要求开车送你回家 Yeah, well, actually, I didn't ask to drive you home.
你要求搭我的车，我说好的 You asked me for a ride and I said yes. But look at the bright side, Pam,
但是从好的方面来说，潘… I won't be getting fresh, putting my hand on your knee.
我不会冒失地把手放到你的膝盖上
[chuckles]
那很好啊 That is the bright side. [grunts]
我是这么想的 I thought so.
[slams]
[engine revs, tires drag]
[girls laughing]
[distant scream]
[crickets chirping]
[engine rumbling]
[giggles]
那么，潘… Well, Pam, which way you going, left or right?
你要走哪条路？左还是右？
右边 Right.
那太糟了 - Ah, that's too bad. - Why?
为什么？ Well, because it was a 50/50 shot on whether you'd be going left or right.
因为你选择往左或是往右 都是50/50的机会
你知道，我们两个都要往左的 See, we're both going left.
你就算选左边也不会有区别 You could have just as easily been going left, too, and if that was the case,
如果是那样的话 it would have been a while before you started gettin' scared.
你可能过一会儿才开始害怕
但是既然你选择了另外一条路 But since you're going the other way...
恐怕…你要马上开始害怕了 ... I'm afraid you're gonna have to start getting scared...
搞什么鬼？ ...immediately.
- What the fuck?! - [engine revs, tires screech]
[tires screech]
他妈的混蛋！ You cocksucking motherfucker!
让我下车！ Fucking let me out of here! I'll fucking rip your fucking...
我要撕了你他妈的… Stop the fucking car! [shouting]
他妈的停车！
你为什么这么混蛋？
[screaming]
- [truck honking] - [screaming]
- [engine revs] - [screeching]
[engine rumbling]
[car clanks]
[groaning]
[grunts]
[groans]
[sobs] OK, here's the thing.
好吧
事情是这样的
[forced laugh]
我知道了 I get it. This was all a joke, and it's super funny.
我…我知道这是开玩笑 非常有趣
真有趣，很好 It was really funny, OK?
不过如果你马上停下来 But, um, if you could stop now, if... [stammering]
如果…你让我下车 If you just drop me off...
[gasping]
嘿，潘！ - I swear I'll never... - Hey, Pam!
记得我说过这辆车是“防死”的吗？ Remember when I said this car was death proof?
那可不是在说谎 Well, that wasn't a lie. This car is 100 percent death proof.
这辆车是百分之百“防死”的
只是要得到这个好处，甜心… Only, to get the benefit of it, honey,
你必须要坐在我的座位上 you really need to be sitting in my seat.
- [brakes screech] - [grunting]
[engine rumbling]
[grunting]
[gasping]
[Pam groaning]
现在我要去找 我另外的女朋友了 Now I've gotta catch me my other girlfriends.
[tires screech]
不，不，不… No, no, no, no, no. It's Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
是戴维迪、多兹、比奇、米克和提奇
知道了吗？ So, you got it?
多谢，甜心 下首歌就放它，好吗？ Thanks honey. You're gonna play it next song, right?
好孩子 Good boy.
[chuckles] Growl.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
你想听谁的歌？ Who do you want to hear?
戴维迪、多兹、比奇、米克和提奇 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
谁？ Who?
戴维迪、多兹、比奇、米克和提奇 Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch and Tich.
他们到底是谁？ - Who the fuck are they? - For your information,
让你知道，彼得汤逊曾经一度 差点退出“谁合唱团” Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who,
如果他退出了 他就会结束在这个乐团的位置 and if he had, he would have ended up in this group
然后变成了戴维迪、多兹、比奇 米克、提奇和彼得 thus making it Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mitch, Tich and Pete.
如果问我的意见，他应该那么做的 And if you ask me, he should have.
就是这个！ - [music starts] - That's my boy!
[? Dave Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick And Tich: Hold Tight]
[engine hums]
[laughing]
[tires screech]
[engine revs]
[screeching]
[engine revving]
[screeching]
[music continues]
[engine hums]
这段我想听大声点！ [Shanna] I wanna to hear this part of the song louder!
[volume increases]
- [engine revs] - [glass shatters]
[shattering]
- [engine revs] - [screaming]
[shattering, screeching]
[hissing]
Do you know her name or anything?
[Stuntman Mike] Uh, I don't remember.
我…我不记得
[door slams]
布洛克医生 [man] Dr. Block?
[woman over PA] Self restraints to room 310.
Self restraints to room 310.
嗯 Well, what's the patient's prognosis, Dr. Block?
病人的情况如何，布洛克医生？
我真的不知道这关你什么事 I don't really see it's any of your business.
别这样，小姐 Come on now, sis. You just tell us.
你只要告诉我们
他伤得有多重？ How bad is he?
他被撞击得非常严重 He got banged up real good.
鼻骨断裂，锁骨裂开 左手食指破碎 Busted nose, broken collar bone, smashed up his left index finger.
就这样？ Is that it?
他真的很幸运 He was real lucky.
[chuckles]
这样就够了吧？ That will be all?
已经够多了 我要感谢你，布洛克医生 Why, that's more than enough and I want to thank you, Dr. Block.
狗娘养的 Son of a bitch!
那么，爸 So, Pop, what do you think?
你认为如何？ Well, son number one...
好儿子
我所想的太匪夷所思 我在犹豫该不该说出来 ...what I think is so goddamn ghoulish, I hesitate to speak it out loud.
说来听听 Well, give it a shot.
我们遇到的是一宗汽车杀人案 Well, what we have here is a case of vehicular homicide.
那个老家伙 谋杀了那几个漂亮的小女孩 That old boy murdered them pretty little gals.
我是说，他用汽车，不是斧头 但她们还是一样死了 He used a car and not a hatchet, but they're dead just the same.
那么，你打算怎么做？ Well, what are you gonna do?
什么都不做 Not a goddamn thing.
地方检察官说这不是犯罪 DA says there ain't no crime here.
每个女孩都饮酒过量和抽大麻 Every one of them gals was swimming in alcohol and floating on weed
那个老家伙则是纯洁无瑕 and old Hooper in there came out clean as a whistle.
现在，你真的认为 他预谋杀害了那些女孩？ Now you actually think that he premeditatedly murdered them gals?
嗯，我无法证明 Well, I can't prove it but since thinking don't cost nothing,
不过既然想想不花钱 我就能想想了 I can think it and I do.
对，不过，爸 他自己也被严重撞伤了 Yeah, but Pop, he got pretty banged up himself.
是啊，他是被撞伤了 不过该死的，我是说… Hell, yeah, he got banged up, but goddamn, them pretty little gals
那些漂亮的小女孩，看起来像是一只 该死的巨兽把她们嚼碎了然后吐出来 look like a goddamn giant chewed them up and spit them out.
- 有人活下来吗？ - 妈的 Did any of them survive?
[snickers] Shit, two tons of metal at 200 miles an hour,
两吨重的金属，两百哩的时速
肉与骨，简单的牛顿原理… flesh and bone and plain old Newton...
她们都死了 ...they all princess died.
为什么？ Why?
嗯，我猜测是性欲的祸害 [camera shutter clicking]
[father] Well, I'd guesstimate it's a sex thing.
这是我唯一能想到的理由 Only way I can figure it.
高速撞击 扭曲的金属，破碎的玻璃 High velocity impact, twisted metal, busted glass,
四条人命同时失去了 all four souls taken exactly at the same time.
可能是那个恶魔般的变态性欲者 得到满足的唯一方式 Probably the only way that diabolical degenerate can shoot his goo.
[clicking]
[engine humming]
你的时间安排真是太好了，佐伊 [Abernathy] You're timing couldn't be better, Zo?.
刚好我们三个人 接下来三天都有空 It just so happens that we're all three off-duty
- for the next three days of shooting. - Fucking hell, how does that happen?
见鬼！这怎么可能？
我现在为林赛萝涵化妆 她这三天休息 I'm doing Lindsay Lohan's make-up and she's off for the next three days.
这段时间内没有特技要拍摄 所以金正好闲着 There's no stunts being filmed during that time so Kim's free
李这四天都没有通告 and Lee's on a "will notify" for the next four days.
那么电影拍得怎么样？ So, how's the shoot going?
很好 Great! We're having the best time.
我们过得很愉快 那个导演席西尔伊文斯很有趣 The director, Cecil Evans, is so much fun.
我们拍的是最酷的电影 就像在开派对一样 We're making the coolest movie and partying all the time.
是啊，下一份工作就没这么爽了 Hell, yeah. The next job after this one is definitely gonna suck.
说点什么吧，小姐们 So, let's hear it ladies. Set romances? Who's getting it off?
就说罗曼史吧！从谁开始？
当然是李和“工具箱” That would be Lee and Toolbox.
喔，“工具箱” Oh, Toolbox? The name sounds promising.
- 这名字听起来很有前途 - 他是舞台工作人员 - He's a grip. - What he is, is a pervert.
他是个性变态 [giggling] Well, he just keeps sounding better and better.
嗯，他听起来越来越有趣了
他怎么变态了？ What's his perversion?
他喜欢看我尿尿 [groans] He like to watch me pee.
[all giggling]
李坐在马桶上 “工具箱”看她尿 [chanting] Lee is sitting on a toilet and Toolbox is watching her pee!
尿…尿 - [together] P-I-S-S-I-N-G. - [laughing]
是啊，但已经是过去式了 Yeah, but not no more. Now she's getting it on with The Rock.
现在她又跟“石头”搞上了
你跟“石头”搞上了？ - You're having one off with The Rock? - Not the real Rock.
嗯，不是真的“石头” 他是个电气师，名叫布鲁斯 He's this electrician named Bruce. Kim started calling him The Rock
金觉得他看起来像“石头” because he kinda looks like The Rock so we all just call him The Rock.
所以我们都叫他“石头”
金，性爱专家，说说你吧 Kim, dick department. Let's hear it.
嗯，这次旅行不谈这个 我有男友了 Uh-uh, no dick this trip.
- I got a man. - How long have you had this boyfriend?
- 你和他在一起多久了？ - 大约三个月
- About three months. - Who'd you steal him from?
从谁那里偷来的？ Nobody!
没有谁 - [Abernathy scoffing] Kim! - What?
- 金！ - 什么？
他肯定有过女朋友 He totally had a girlfriend.
金的所有男朋友 一开始都是别人的男朋友 [Zo?] All Kim's boyfriends start out as somebody else's boyfriend.
我不是偷来的！ I did not steal him.
我一个也没偷 他们…自己跳槽的 I didn't steal any of them. They just... jumped ship.
- [Zo? snickers] - [laughs]
- 那么你呢，艾柏娜西？ - 喔，艾碧的故事可精彩了 - So what's your story, Abernathy? - Oh, Abbie's got the big kahuna.
我之前对席西尔着迷过 I had a set crush on Cecil.
着迷？得了吧 你曾经几乎是他的老婆！ "Set crush?" Nigga, please. You were his set wife.
请注意“之前” 和“曾经”的关键词 "Were" and "had" being the key words here.
你们还互相喜欢对方，你知道的 Bitch, you two are still into each other and you know it.
是啊，如果他还爱我 他干嘛和黛瑞汉纳的替身上床？ Yeah, well, if he's so in love with me,
then why did he fuck Daryl Hannah's stand-in?
- [snorting] - [all chortling]
是啊，男人都是狗 喔，太有趣了！ Yes, men are dogs. Oh, it's so funny!
喔，太有趣了！ - Oh, it's so funny! - Oh, stop acting all hurt.
别再假装受伤了 你应该很生气 Your ass is just mad.
是啊，他干了那个替身 - Yeah, he's a stand-in fucker. - Bitch, you need to get over that shit.
你得把这事忘了 那都是两个星期前的事了
- That was two weeks ago. - Oh, well, now you put it like that...
喔，好吧，既然你都这么说了…
喔，我还没告诉你最精彩的部份 [giggling]
Oh, I haven't told you the best part. He fucked her on my birthday.
他在我生日那天干了她
喔，那就另当别论了 Oh, that's a horse of a different color.
- 谢谢 - 他知道那天是你的生日吗？ Thank you.
Did he know it was your birthday? He's the director. He's kind of busy.
我意思是，他是个导演，忙于工作
他吃了我的生日蛋糕，还送我礼物 He ate a piece of my birthday cake and he got me a present.
是啊…我想他知道 Yeah, I think he knew.
他送你什么了？ What did he get you?
他为我拍了一卷录像带 He made me a tape.
- 他为你拍了一卷录像带？ - 是啊 - He made you a tape? - [squeaking]
等等，他没有烧成光盘？ 而是做成录像带？ Wait, he didn't burn you a CD, he made you a tape?
- 是啊 - 喔，太浪漫了！ - Yeah. - Oh, that is so romantic.
是的，我知道你要说什么 所以千万别说出来 Yes, I know what you're gonna say, so don't even go there.
听起来像是真爱测验 Sounds like the test of true love to me.
听着，我知道你们喜欢他 他是讨人喜欢 Look, I know you guys like him.
但他在我生日那天干了别的女人 He's likeable.
But he fucked another woman on my birthday.
你们怎么能不站在我这边呢？ How can you not be on my side?
我承认，听起来很糟糕 - Well, I admit, that sounds bad. - It is bad.
是很糟糕！ It just sounds like there's a little more to it than that.
但听起来事情不仅仅是那样
- 你们两个做爱了？ - 没有 - Were you two fucking? - Hell, no.
哈啰，你的名字是艾柏娜西吗？ - Hello, is your name Abernathy? - Sorry.
对不起 The answer to your question is no. Of course not.
你刚才问题的答案是没有 当然没有
你说“没有，当然没有” 的意思是什么？ - What do you mean, "No, of course not?" - The reason Cecil hasn't had
席西尔这六年之所以没有女朋友 a girlfriend in six years is because girls will fuck him.
是因为女孩们都会和他做爱
如果你跟他做爱了 你就无法成为他的女朋友 And if you fuck Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends.
并不是说我想要成为他的女朋友 Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend,
但如果我想要成为他的女朋友 只要我跟他做爱了，我就做不成
if I fucked him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend. I'd be one of his regulars.
只会成为他的一个性伴侣 而我早就过了那样的年纪
[scoffing] And I'm just getting too fucking old for that shit.
- 你有让他做过什么吗？ - 有啊！ - Have you let him do anything? - Yes!
我让他给我做过脚底按摩 I've let him give me a foot massage and when we go to the movies,
我们去看电影的时候 我会让他牵我的手
I've let him hold my hand.
贱人，你可以继续假装自己是十二岁 Bitch, you might be acting like you're 12 years old,
但他终究是个男人啊 but he just acting like a man.
你不能再这样做了 You need to break that nigga off a piece.
让我来理理头绪… Let me get this straight.
你不跟他做爱，你不帮他口交 - You're not fucking him. - Hm-hm.
- You're not sucking him. - Hm-hm.
你不用舌头为他服务 但是黛瑞汉纳的替身却这么做？ You're not giving him any tongue, but Daryl Hannah's stand-in is?
你知道这在某些文化之中 会认为他做了明智的选择 You know, some cultures might say he made the wiser choice.
- Oh! - [cackling]
当时佐伊、金和我 在菲律宾参加一个户外派对 So, Zo?, Kim, and I are in the Philippines at an outdoor rave.
- 你们当时拍什么电影？ - 《三脚踢头》第三部 - [Lee] What were you working on? - Three Kicks to the Head, part three.
说实话，我们有点搞砸了 And admittedly, we were a little fucked up.
为此干杯 - [Zo?] Cheers to that. - Word.
干杯 Cheers.
于是佐伊… So Zo?, the genius, wants to take a picture of me.
这个天才，想给我拍张照片
[laughing]
当时一片漆黑，什么都看不见 It's dark as hell and you can't see shit.
她拿着照相机 然后不停的说“往后退一点” So, she's got her camera and keeps saying, "Step back a little."
所以我就往后退 So I do.
然后… Then, "A little further." So I step back a little further.
“再退一点”，我又往后退一点
“再退一点”，我又退 Then, "A little more." So, I do.
然后我发现，我已经退到了 一个七呎深的水泥深沟边缘 Then I realize, I'm right at the edge of a seven foot concrete ditch.
天知道那里面有多少碎石 碎玻璃瓶和老鼠 With God knows how many rocks, and broken bottles, and rats in it.
如果我掉进那里面 我可能会摔断自己的脖子 And, if I fell in that fucking thing,
I probably would have broken my fucking neck.
于是我对她叫喊 “佐伊，你差点要了我的命” So I'm yelling at her, "Zo?, you almost killed me!"
[all giggling]
我们相视对笑了一下 然后就走开了 So we laugh about it and walk a little further,
于是佐伊开始四处游荡 and Zo? starts fuckin' around.
然后…砰的一声… 她掉进了那个沟里 And damn if she doesn't fall in the fucking ditch.
[laughs]
漂亮 - [Lee] Nice. - Nice.
谢谢，谢谢 Thank you. Yeah, thank you.
我记得我走了一步，往下看 [chuckles] I remember taking a step and looking down.
我还在想着 “这就是艾碧刚才说的那个沟吧” Just as I'm thinking, "There's that ditch Abbie was talking about."
砰！我就掉进沟里了 Bam! I'm in the fucking ditch, you know.
然后怎么样了？ - What happened? - What, with Zo? the cat?
你是问“九命猫佐伊”吗？
毫发无伤 Nothing. If I fell in that fucking thing
如果是我掉进去 他们得用直升机才能把我弄出来
they would've had to helicopter me out of there.
佐伊却双脚稳稳的着地 Zo? just lands on her feet.
事后我开始觉得自己有点无能… But then, later, I started feeling a little bad about myself.
佐伊掉进沟里没事 我们还在说笑 Zo? falls in the ditch and it's nothing, we're laughing about it.
但如果是我掉进去 我可能已经瘫痪了 If I fell in that fucking thing...
... I probably would have been fucking paralyzed.
喔，宝贝，你不能那么想 Honey, you can't think like that. We all have our individual talents
我们都有自己的天赋 那件事正好是佐伊所擅长的
and that just happens to be one of Zo?'s.
- [giggling] - Well, physically speaking,
生理上来说，佐伊太惊人了 Zo? is amazing. I mean, agility, reflexes, nimbleness.
我是说，她机敏、反应快、灵活
很少有人能像佐伊这样厉害 There's few human beings that can fuck with Zo? on that front.
金，我也喜欢你 - Kim, I like you, too. - Aw...
话说回来 在你们羡慕佐伊的非凡能力之前 Having said that, before you get too envious of Zo?'s prowess,
你们忽略了故事里最重要的部分 you're missing the most important part of that story.
你没有掉进沟里，佐伊掉进去了 You didn't fall in the ditch. Zo? did.
佐伊甚至知道那里有一个沟 Zo? even knew there was a ditch there because you told her
她还是掉进去了 and she still fell in.
所以李说得对 我们都有自己的天赋 So, Lee's right. We all have our talents.
嘿，我同意这个观点 - Hey, I resemble that remark. - [all laughing]
金，你还带着“罗斯科”吗？ So Kim, you still pack a roscoe?
看啊，贱人 Check it out, bitch.
- 喔，真不错，伙伴 - 我知道 - Ooh, nice one, mate. - I noticed.
“罗斯科”是什么？ - [Lee] What's a roscoe? - Roscoe is a pistol.
手枪
- 你带着枪？ - 是啊 - [Lee] You carry a gun? - Uh-huh.
你有许可证吗？ You have a license to carry it?
当我成为一名秘密特务的时候 我会有许可证的 Yeah, when I became a Secret Service agent, they gave me a license.
喔，我不知道你是… Oh, I didn't know you were...
好吧，我没那么说，好吗？ 别再盯着我了，天哪 OK, I didn't say it, all right? Stop looking at me, I didn't say it.
God. Did you know Kim carried a gun?
你知道金带着枪吗？
知道啊 Yes. Now, do I approve? No.
我是否赞同？不
我是否知道？是的 Do I know? Yes.
听着 我不知道你住在哪个未来乌托邦世界 Look, I don't know what futuristic utopia you live in,
但在我生存的世界 女人是需要枪的 but the world I live in, a bitch need a gun.
你不能否认一个事实 那就是带着枪的人 You can't get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot
被枪击的机会 比不带枪的人还高 more than people who don't.
你也不能否认一个事实 那就是如果我在半夜去洗衣店 And you can't get around the fact that if I go down to the laundry room
in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped.
我可能会被强奸
那就别在半夜去洗衣服 - Don't do your laundry at midnight. - Fuck that, I want to do my laundry
去它的！ 我想什么时候洗，就什么时候洗 whenever the fuck I want to do my laundry.
你可以带其它的东西，不一定要枪 比如胡椒喷雾器 There are other things you can carry other than a gun.
Pepper spray.
如果哪个混蛋想要强奸我 我可不会只让他长皮肤疹 Uh, a motherfucker try to rape me, I don't want to give him a skin rash.
我要用枪干掉他！ - [laughs] - I wanna shut that nigga down.
那么带刀总可以了吧？ How about a knife, at least?
你知道那些带刀的人 会有什么下场吗？ Yeah, you know what happens to motherfuckers who carry knives?
被枪杀！ They get shot.
听着 Look, if I ever become a famous actress, I won't carry a gun.
如果我能成为有名的女演员 那我就不再带枪
我会雇个保镖，他会带枪的 I'll hire me a do-dirt-nigga and he'll carry the gun.
在出状况的时候 我会一边休息一边拍手叫好 And when shit goes down, I'll sit back and laugh.
但在那之前，我还是得狠一点 But until that day, it's wild west, motherfucker.
佐伊 你想好下一步要做什么没有？ So Zo?, you thought about what you want to do first?
我刚好知道我想要做什么 It just so happens, I know exactly what I want to do.
真的？ 是什么呢？ Oh, really? And what would that be?
除非能驾驶底特律大马力跑车 要不然我来美国就毫无意义了 To me, there's no point in being in America
unless you can drive a Detroit muscle car.
我想要驾驶一辆“道奇挑战者” 它能让我爽到极点 And I want to drive a Dodge Challenger, fuck me, swinging balls out.
[all laughing]
我想我们可以找汽车展览会 [Abernathy] Um... Well, I guess we could talk to transpo.
但一定要是“道奇挑战者”吗？ But does it have to be a Dodge Challenger?
不仅如此，必须是1970年 440匹引擎的“道奇挑战者” Not just that, it has to be a 1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine.
[all laughing]
你怎么会想要那个？ How in the fuck do you expect to do that?
别担心，伙伴 No worries, mate. I've got it all worked out.
我已经找到了
当我知道要来这里 When I knew I was coming here, I went online and found out
我就上网查到了 田纳西州的一份本地报纸
that the local paper here in Tennessee is the Lebanon News Sentinel.
“黎巴嫩卫报”
- 所以在家的时候… - 对不起，你家在哪里？澳大利亚？ - So back home... - I'm sorry. Where's home?
- Australia, right? - What do you mean by that, mate?
你什么意思，伙伴？
佐伊来自纽西兰 你绝对不能… Zo?'s from New Zealand and you never,
我强调一下，绝对不能… 把纽西兰人称为澳大利亚人 I repeat, never call a Kiwi an Aussie.
除非你想挨揍 That is, unless you want your ass kicked.
真对不起，我绝对不会… - I'm so sorry. I really am. - [laughing]
喔，没事 Oh, that's OK. We're just taking the piss out of you, mate.
我们只是想吓唬你，伙伴
你问题的答案是奥克兰 Auckland, to answer your question.
不管怎样 我订购了一个月前的本地报纸 Anyway, I subscribed to the local paper a month ago.
你在纽西兰 干嘛订这种保守的本地报纸？ Now why in the fuck you want a local redneck newspaper in New Zealand?
别啰唆，我会告诉你的 Pipe down and I'll tell you.
我拿到过去一个月的报纸后 I've been getting the paper for the last month
就查阅分类广告 看有没有汽车销售讯息 and I've been checking the classified at the back looking at cars for sale.
所以 So, as of yesterday, for sale,
就在昨天，就在这个小镇
in this town, some dude is selling a stock
有个家伙要卖他库存的 1970年道奇挑战者
1970 Dodge Challenger with a 440 engine and a white paint job.
440匹引擎，并且被喷漆成白色的
你要买？ And you want to buy it?
金，我也许笨 但我还没笨到那种程度 Kim, I may be stupid but I'm not bloody stupid.
我会跟他说我要买 那么他就会让我试车 I want to say I want to buy it so he'll let me test drive it.
白色的1970年道奇挑战者？ A 1970 Dodge Challenger with a white paint job?
喔，柯瓦斯基！ Oh, Kowalski.
《消失点》里的科瓦斯奇 太经典了！ Kowalski from Vanishing Point. Mate, it's a fucking classic.
如果我能说服这家伙… 让我单独试车的话 If I can get this guy to let me drive it without him,
我会狠狠地飙一下车 I will blow the doors off that bitch.
《消失点》是什么？ What's Vanishing Point?
艾碧，你怎么也变这么无知了 Abs, I'm supposed to be the illiterate one.
这可是美国有史以来最棒的电影 It's just one of the best American movies ever made.
事实上，佐伊 大多数女孩子都不知道《消失点》 Actually, Zo?, most girls wouldn't know Vanishing Point.
对不起，大多数女孩子？ 那么你们两个是什么？ Excuse me, "most girls?" What the fuck are you two?
嗯，我们是汽车爱好者 我们当然会看过 Yeah, well, we're gearheads. Of course we watched it.
而你们都是看《红粉佳人》长大的 Y'all grew up watching that Pretty in Pink shit.
喔，我喜欢《红粉佳人》 Oh, I like Pretty in Pink.
那么你们不看约翰休斯的电影？ What, so you didn't watch John Hughes movies?
我当然看了，我是女孩子 但我也看一些飞车类的电影… Of course, I did. I'm a girl. But I also watched car shit, too.
《消失点》、《冲刺大黎明》 Vanishing Point, Dirty Mary Crazy Larry, Gone in 60 Seconds, the real one.
-《惊天动地60秒》… - 喔…
正宗的 不是那部安洁莉娜裘莉的烂片 Not that Angelina Jolie bullshit.
奥克兰有家户外电影院 放映过《消失点》 We have an outdoor theater in Auckland
that plays Vanishing Point, Big Wednesday,
《伟大的星期三》，都是经典电影 - all the classics. - [laughs]
[horn honks]
- [horn honking] - [dog barking]
美女们，想要什么？ What do you horny gals want?
[car door opens, slams]
你有1970年的道奇挑战者要卖？ Yeah, you got a 1970 Dodge Challenger for sale?
就在这边，女士们 Right up here, ladies.
[birds chirping]
这玩意太酷了！ - This shit is off the fuckin' hook. - Fuckin' legendary, mate.
真传奇啊，伙伴
Sweet as. Well, if you'll excuse me for a moment,
帅哥，麻烦你等一下 我想和我的伙伴谈几句 I'd like to have a word alone with my business associate.
女士们慢慢谈 - You ladies take your time. - OK.
[man chuckles]
Mmm.
你还在等什么？ 叫他让你一个人试车啊 What are you waiting for? Ask him to let you drive it by yourself.
我会的，但我必须先要求你一件事 I intend to. But first, I need to ask you something.
什么？ What?
如果他答应让我们单独试车 我想要玩“轮船桅杆” If he let's us take it out on our own, I want to play Ship's Mast.
- 喔，天哪，不！ - 小声点！ - Oh, hell no! - Will you keep it down?
我绝不会玩“轮船桅杆”的 - Ain't no way I'm doing Ship's Mast. - For Christ's sake...
- 看在上帝… - 不要亵渎上帝 - Don't blaspheme. - Sorry.
对不起 Now, what did you say after the last time?
那么，你上次玩过之后说了什么？
- 我知道我说了什么 - 你说过什么？ - Look, I know what I said. - What did you say?
我知道我说过我们不应该… I know I said we shouldn't do this again...
不，你不是说我们不应该 你说过我们绝不会再玩这个了 No, you didn't say we shouldn't. You said we ain't ever
- 但是… - 但是个屁！ - gonna to do that again. - But...
你不只说 我们绝不会再玩“轮船桅杆” "But," my ass! You said, not only are we never gonna play Ship's Mast again,
你还说过 如果你像现在这样还想要再玩 but you also said, if you ever do what you're trying to do now,
我不只可以拒绝你 我还能在必要时阻止你 to not only refuse,
but that I had permission to physically restrain your ass if necessary.
你到底是不是这样说的？ Now, did you or did you not say that?
不，不，不 回答问题，该死的 - Well... - No, no, no, no.
Answer the question, motherfucker. Did you or did you not say that?
你到底有没有说过？
是的，我说过，不过… - Yes, I said that, however... - Whatever with your "however."
不管你不过什么
听着，我知道我说过 我当时也是认真的… I know I said it, and I know I meant it.
你绝对是认真的！ Damn skippy, you meant it.
但我当时那么说 并不是指在美国 But when I said it, I didn't mean in America.
- 喔，拜托 - 真的，我说真的 - Oh, nigga, please! - Really.
我的意思是，我们绝不会在 纽西兰或澳大利亚玩“轮船桅杆” I meant we should never play Ship's Mast again in New Zealand and Australia.
你这个骗子！ You are such a liar.
听着 Look, I know what I said when I said it.
我知道我说过什么，但我说的时候 我不知道我会来美国 But when I said it, I didn't know I'd ever come to America.
如果那时候我知道我会来美国 And when I said it, if I had of known I was gonna come to America,
有机会在《消失点》的 道奇挑战者上玩“轮船桅杆” and have the opportunity to play Ship's Mast on the fucking
Vanishing Point Challenger, I would have added a "however."
我就会多加一个“不过”的
对吧？ Right?
[insects and birds chirping]
好吧，说来奇怪 但我确实能够理解 OK, oddly enough, I actually understood that.
不过，虽然你用蠢话说服了自己 However...
Just because you talked yourself into some stupid shit,
但并不表示我要跟着你发晕 doesn't mean I have lost my goddamn mind.
玩“轮船桅杆”需要两个人 我才不要玩 You need two people to play Ship's Mast and I ain't playing.
[sighing]
我会做你最好的朋友 I'll be your best friend.
我不需要 住在地球另一边的好朋友 I don't need me no best friend who lives on the other side of planet Earth.
我会帮你捶背 - I'll crack your back. - You'll crack it anyway.
反正你都会帮我捶
当然我都会帮你捶背 Well, of course, I'll crack it anyway.
但是现在，我在这里的时候 我会做你的捶背奴隶 But now, while I'm here, I'll be your back-cracking slave.
你什么时候想要，我就帮你捶 你甚至不用要求 Whenever you want it, you got it. You don't even have to ask for it.
你只要命令我就行了 就像“贱人，过来伺候我” You just order me to do it.
Just be like, "Bitch get over here and get busy."
我们去问这家伙 会不会让我们单独试车 So... We're gonna see if this guy'll let us take the car out without him.
如果他愿意，你和李在这里等 我们很快就回来 If he does, you wait here with Lee and we'll be back in a moment.
什么？ What?
- 我说我们去问这家伙… - 我听到你刚说什么了 I said, we're gonna see if this guy will let us take the car out without him...
I heard what you said. I just can't believe what you said.
我只是不敢相信你所说的
你们两个真有种 You know, you two got some fuckin' balls.
什么？ - What? - Don't play dumb ass with me.
别跟我装傻
我整晚都没睡觉 现在还有点醉，我在宿醉 I've been up all night, I'm still a little drunk, and I have a hangover.
我应该在旅馆房间睡觉 而不是在烟草路闲逛 I should be in my hotel room asleep. Not fucking around here on tobacco road,
但因为佐伊想开 什么《消失点》的车，我才来的 but because Zo? wanted to drive some fucking Vanishing Point car, I'm here.
现在你们居然有种要求我… 不，准确的说…告诉我 Now you two got the balls to ask me...
No, scratch that, tell me, I gotta go make conversation
你们两个开车去快活的时候 我得待在这里和这家伙聊天？ with Tom Joad while the cool kids get to go out and play?
放你们的狗屁吧 Bullshit on that.
- 不是这样的 - 那是怎样，金？ - It ain't like that. - Then what's it like, Kim?
你们是我们的担保人 如果我们都走了，他不会答应的 You guys are our collateral. He's never gonna go for it if we all go.
我觉得有一个人当担保人就够了 I really think one human being will be collateral enough.
你不会想做我们要做的事情 You're not gonna want to do what we're doing.
是什么？开车？ What? To drive a car?
不止那样 - We're doing more than that. - What? Drive it fast?
是什么？开快车？
不止那样 [sighing] We're doing more than that.
事实上，我们是在恭维你 因为我们要做的是傻事 Actually, we're paying you a compliment, because we're gonna do some stupid shit.
但没关系，我们是特技演员 没有理智 [clears throat]
But that's OK. We're stunt people, we ain't got good sense.
但是你有理智 任何有理智的人… But you got good sense. And anyone with good sense
- 都不会做我们要做的事 - 你怎么知道？ - ain't gonna wanna do what we're doing. - How do you know I don't wanna do it?
因为你已经做妈妈了 - 'Cause you're a mom. - Yeah.
是啊
你知道，我们应该是一伙的 [scoffs] You know, we're supposed to be this big posse, but that's the excuse
但你们每次想要排除我的时候 都用这个借口 you guys use whenever you want to exclude me from something.
所以你们两个不怕死的要做什么？ So, what is it you two daredevils are doing
我真的很想知道，我无法理解 that I'm just so uncool I couldn't possibly understand.
你知道，我们要骗这家伙 You know, we're kind of conning this guy so maybe it's best
所以在他看着我们的时候 最好不要谈论太多细节 if we don't go into detail about it while he's watching us.
此外… Besides, he's probably not gonna let us do it anyway.
他也可能不会让我们试车
好吧，这样如何？ OK, how about this?
我去跟他谈 但我跟你们一起试车 I'll talk him into it. But if I talk him into it, I go along.
- 你要怎么谈？ - 那是我的问题 - How are you gonna do that? - Ah! That's my problem.
但不要担心 But don't worry. [chuckles] He'll say yes.
他会答应的
你要怎么做？帮他口交？ - What are you gonna do, blow him? - No!
不是
我会暗示李可以帮他口交 I'm gonna insinuate that Lee's gonna blow him.
[laughing]
That's a good one.
当然不是真的 Not really. But let me handle it.
但让我来处理 成交吗？
We got a deal?
[chuckle]
好的，妈妈桑，听好了 OK, mommy, listen up.
你想跟我们混，你得十分冷静 You wanna hang with the cool kids, you've got to be cool.
我们带你一起，但你不能说三道四 We take you along, you don't say shit. You don't even say crap.
你就坐在后面 连放屁也不能出声，你明白吗？ You just sit in the back and I don't want to hear a peep out of your ass.
- 明白 - 我是认真的 - You understand? - Got it.
你要是跟我们唠叨，我们就停车 把你踢出去，回来的时候再接你 I'm serious. You start nagging us, we're pulling over to the side of the road
kicking your ass out and picking you up later.
同意 Agreed.
[sighing]
好吧，去施展你的魔法吧 OK.
Go work your magic.
- 你好，先生 - 你好 - Hello, sir. - Hello.
- 你好，你叫什么名字？ - 加斯柏 - What's your name? - Jasper.
你好，加斯柏，我叫艾柏娜西 - Hello, Jasper. I'm Abernathy. - Aber-what?
- 艾柏什么？ - 艾柏娜西 - Abernathy. - What's your first name?
- 你的教名是什么？ - 那就是我的教名 - That is my first name. - What kind of first name is that?
这是什么教名？ - You know what? Just call me Abbie. - OK, Abbie.
你知道吗，叫我艾碧就好了
好的，艾碧
加斯柏，我们想知道 我的朋友和我能否… Jasper, we were wondering if my friends and I could take the car out
单独开这部车去试驾一会 for a little test drive out on our own. Just to see if we're comfortable in it.
只是想看看坐起来舒不舒服
我为什么会做那么蠢的事？ Why would I do something stupid like that?
这也是为了卖车啊 To better sell your automobile.
我怎么知道你们不会把车偷了？ How do I know y'all ain't just gonna steal it?
实际上有四个理由 Four reasons, actually.
第一、我们不是小偷 One, we're not thieves. Two, that would be rude.
第二、那样做很野蛮
第三、我们住在镇上的白日旅馆… Three, we're staying at the Days Inn in town, you can call the hotel,
你可以打电话询问管理部 我们的房间登记到下个月 check with management. We're registered for the next month.
实际上，佐伊不是，但金和我都是 Actually, Zo? is not, but Kim and I are. So, we're totally track down-able.
- 所以要找我们很简单 - 金是哪个？
那个黑人女孩？ Who's Kim? The colored girl?
是啊，金是那个黑人女孩 Yes, Kim would be the girl of color. And reason number four,
第四个理由…也是最重要的…
and the most important, while we're taking the car out for a little spin,
我们开车出去兜风的时候
你可以有很好的机会 认识我们的另一个朋友… that'll give you a better opportunity to get acquainted
with our other friend, Lee.
李
[chuckles]
为什么她看起来有点面熟？ Why does she look kinda familiar?
因为她是个著名的女演员 That would be because she's a famous actress.
[Jasper chuckles]
为什么她穿成那样？ Why's she dressed like that?
我们正在镇上拍一部好莱坞电影 Well, you see, we're making a Hollywood movie in town,
是一部拉拉队员电影 她是其中一个拉拉队员 and it's a cheerleader movie, and she's one of the cheerleaders.
什么是拉拉队员电影？ - What's a cheerleader movie? - A movie about cheerleaders.
关于拉拉队员的电影
是色情电影吗？ Is it a porno movie?
是的 - Yes, it is. - [chuckles]
但别在她面前说 她很害羞 But, don't mention it. She's shy.
- [car honks] - [dog barking]
李，这位是加斯柏 加斯柏，这是李 Lee, this is Jasper. Jasper, Lee.
你们两个好好相处 You two kids stay out of trouble.
嘿，美人 Hey, good-looking! Be back to pick you up later!
我们待会就回来接你
拜拜 Ta-ta.
[engine revs]
[Jasper chuckles, grunts]
妈的 Gulp.
[sighing]
你想的和我一样吗？ Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
我在想我的 - I think I'm thinking it. - What are you and you thinking?
你们在想什么呢？
我在想我们告诉过你 要闭嘴 I'm thinking we told your ass to shut the fuck up.
你们要去哪里？ - Where are y'all going? - You stay put.
- 你留下别动 - 我要… - I got to take a... - [slams]
[birds chirping]
那么，你准备好了吗？ So you ready to do this?
你确定吗？ You sure?
嗯，我每次做之前都会犹豫 Well, I always don't want to do it right before I'm gonna do it.
你知道我的意思吧？ You know what I mean?
我明白你的感受 Yeah, I know what you mean. 'Cause I don't want to do it.
因为我不太想做 - Kim. - I'm just saying.
- 金！ - 我只是说说
如果你没有打算要… - If you're gonna take the piss out... - I'm just saying.
我只是说说
你想从车顶开始？ You wanna start out on top?
如果从车顶开始，就不能算数 It practically doesn't count if you start on the top.
[chortling]
你的手套 Here are your gloves.
不，不，不，不 No, no, no, no. I'm wearing the jacket.
我要穿那件夹克
这是我的夹克 This is my jacket.
你不是答应过要做我的奴隶吗？ Um... Ain't you supposed to be my slave or some shit?
- 快点 - 我是在引擎罩上面的人 Give it.
I'm the one who's on the fucking bonnet.
引擎罩个屁，你在车盖上面 Bonnet, my ass. You're on the hood.
[pops lips]
[sighs]
我听到有车来了 Y'all, I think I hear a car coming.
把你的腰带给我 - Give me your belt. - Oh.
这是我的宝贝 This is my cute shit.
去你的，拿艾柏娜西的腰带 Well... Fuck that. Get Abernathy's belt.
好吧，用艾碧的腰带 Fine. We'll use Abbie's belt.
- 把你的腰带给我 - 不行，这是Prada的 - Give me your belt. - [Abernathy] No.
快点，把腰带给她 - Prada. - Come on. Give her the belt.
说得好听点 - Magic word. - Please. Give her the belt.
请把腰带给她
只因为你好言相求 Just cause you asked nicely.
有礼貌是件好事，金 It's nice to be nice, Kim.
- 随你怎么说 - 你知道吗？ - Whatever. - You know what?
你不要指望我帮你弄头发了 Don't even fucking think about asking me next time you want me to do your hair.
你迟早会的 - Your ass gonna do it. - Yeah, you'll ask pretty please, bitch.
你得说“美人，求求你”
因为没有别人看着的时候 你就是这么做的，你没那么难搞 'Cause that's what you do when no one else is looking.
- 我才不… - 艾柏娜西 You ain't that fucking hard. I ain't getting that shit.
现在别让我心烦 Abernathy, don't get on my nerves right now.
- 我脑袋里已经是一团糟了 - 喔！ I got shit on my mind.
[Abernathy scoffing] Ooh! You know, I ain't six.
你知道，我不是六岁小孩子
[engine revs]
[tires screech]
[engine humming]
好冷，能把窗户摇一扇起来吗？ It's cold. Can we roll up one of these windows?
不 [Zo? and Kim] No.
好吧，艾柏娜西，看好了 Hey, Abernathy. Check this out.
[car humming]
你们到底在做什么？ What the fuck are you guys doing?
[pounding]
那是什么意思？ [Abernathy] What does that mean?
Whoa!
[engine roaring]
快一点，你这个贱人！再快点！ Faster, you black bitch, faster!
- [engine revs] - [chuckles]
够快了吧，你这个小屁股？ That fast enough for your bony ass?
[Zo?] Woo-hoo!
[Zo? chuckles] Whoa!
艾柏娜西，坐过来 Abernathy, get your ass up here.
[Zo? cheering]
All righty.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[Zo? cheering]
[laughs]
[howls]
看好了，贱人，你想要更快吗？ Check it out bitch. You want it fucking faster?
[yelling]
[? Eddie Beram: Riot In Thunder Alley]
[Zo? hollers]
[Zo? cheers]
[chuckles]
[tires screech]
[Zo? laughs, squeals]
[engine accelerates]
喔，我的天 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck? Shit!
搞什么鬼？妈的
[screaming]
- [Kim] Zo?! - [tires screech]
Damn it!
[brakes screech]
就是现在！ - Now! - [engine revs]
你对他做过什么？说话啊！ - Did you do something to him? - Nothing! Nothing! Shit!
没有啊
妈的 - Shit! Here he comes! - Zo?! Fuck!
- [screaming] - [tires screech]
- Shit! - Shit! Oh, shit!
- Hold on, Zo?! - Whoa!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zo?!
- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Zo?! - [screaming]
- Whoa! - Zo?!
[engine revving]
Fuck you, motherfucker! Fuck you!
Zo?! Zo?!
我为叫你贱人抱歉 - I'm sorry I called you a black bitch. - I forgive you. Hold the fuck on.
我原谅你
滚开！ Whoa! Get away!
Oh, shit! I can't fucking see! I can't see!
[Abernathy] Zo?, move your legs!
Fuck you!
- Come on, come on! - [Zo? screams]
你这变态疯子！ Redneck lunatic bastard!
滚远一点！ Get away from me!
- Watch your fucking legs! - Baby, just hold on.
[screams] Zo?!
- [Abernathy] Fuck you! - Oh, my God!
[Abernathy] Come on, come on!
[Zo?] Fucking get away from me!
我害怕，金 我真的好怕 Oh, shit! I'm scared Kim, I'm really scared.
我知道，宝贝，抓住了 I know, baby, just hold on.
Watch your feet!
你们想要刺激吗？ 你们想要刺激吗？ - You wanna get hot? You wanna get hot? - You fucking son of a bitch.
那就再玩一会吧，婊子！ - Suck on this for a while, bitch! - Motherfucker!
- [Abernathy] Zo?! - [groans]
[Kim] Goddamn it!
[tires screeching]
[screaming]
[engine revs]
- [Abernathy] He's coming up! - [Zo?] Oh, my God.
[Zo?] Get away from us, you cocksucker!
离我们远点！ [Kim] Leave us alone!
去你的，狗杂种！ - Fuck you, motherfucker! - [Kim] Put your foot down!
[Kim] Zo?! Zo?!
- [Zo? sobs] - [Kim] Hold on!
[screams]
[Abernathy] Zo?! Zo?!
- Look out! - [truck honks]
[tires screech]
准备飞吧，婊子 Get ready to fly, bitch!
[screams]
- Zo?! - Zo?! Hold on!
[engine revs]
He's right on your ass! He's right on your fucking ass!
[tires screech]
[engine revs]
[chuckling]
Hey! [cheering, laughing]
女士们，真好玩 Hey! Ladies, that was fun!
[cackling]
好吧，再见了 Well, adios!
- [gunshot] - Ow, fuck!
- Shit! Fuck! - [engine revs]
Run away with your ass! You better run, motherfucker!
[engine idling]
混蛋！ Bitch!
[sighing]
我没事！ [Zo?] I'm OK!
喔，妈的！该死的！ [inhales] Oh, shit! Goddamn it!
喔，你他妈的贱人！ [chuckling] Oh, you fucking bitch!
你当然会没事 我刚才在想些什么？ Of course you are. Of course you are. What was I thinking?
我刚才在想些什么？ 佐伊，你这只他妈的猫！ [sputters]
What was I thinking? Zo?, the fucking cat!
真是千钧一发 Whew! That was a close one.
- [giggling] - [sighing]
你们脸色真差 You guys look like shit.
谁躺下了吗？ Who died?
该死的！ - That's it! - [giggling]
你还好吧？ Zo?, are you OK?
我的屁股重重摔了一下 Well, I'm gonna have a hell of a bruise on my bum,
但这才叫做生命中美好的事物 but aside from that, I'll be sweet.
[laughing]
那么？ So, where's the maniac?
那个疯子呢？
我给了他一枪，他开车跑了 I shot him and his punk ass sped off.
你们想抓他吗？ - You wanna go get him? - Oh, hell yeah!
当然！
亲爱的… Honey, I think you might want to get out.
我觉得你下车会好些
去你的 Fuck that shit. Let's kill this bastard.
我们去杀了那个混蛋
[? Jack Nitzsche: The Last Race]
好吧，坐到后面去，我们走 OK, get your ass in the back, let's go.
Fuck this motherfucker!
- 等等 - 你要去哪里？ - Wait... - Where the fuck you going?
I'll be back.
[metal clanks]
聪明 Yeah, that'll smart. Sweet, let's go.
很好，我们走 Oh, fuck yeah, bitch. Come on. Bring that shit.
喔，太好了，贱人 快点，抓住那个混蛋
Giddy up, girl!
[tires screech]
Yeah!
[groans]
[grunts]
[yells]
[grunts]
[yelling]
[grunts]
[groaning, sobbing] Come on!
[clinks]
[coughs]
Oh, why? Oh, no!
[sobbing, screaming]
Oh, do it! Do it!
淋些上去
Do it! [clinks]
[screaming]
[crying out] Oh, no!
No, no, no! No! God...
All right. Get it together.
Get, get... What are you... What are you... What are you gonna do?
[Kim] Kick his ass, Zo?! Kick his motherfucking ass!
- Hey! Now I wanna play! - [screaming] Go away!
现在轮到我和你玩了 - [starting car] - [Zo?] Fucking fuck you!
你这个变态疯子还想去哪里？ Where do you think you're fucking going?
- [metal clanks] - [screams]
Come here, you...!
[Zo?] Go!
[cheering]
I'm not done with your ass now, motherfucker. I love your ass!
Oh, you're gonna wiggle your ass at me?
你不喜欢被捅屁股吗？ 你这个变态疯子！ Oh, don't like it up the ass, do you, you redneck lunatic bastard.
Oh, yeah, bitch. I'm gonna bust a nut up in this bitch right now!
我是公路上最饥渴的浪女！ I'm the horniest motherfucker on the road!
Boo-yah, bitch!
Ah!
[chuckling] Did you just hit a boat?
[cow moos]
去抓他，去抓他 Now, get him! Get him!
[Zo?] Now! Now! Now! Get him! Get him!
你这混蛋还想跑 Forget about the cows, motherfucker! Move, motherfucker! Move!
Motherfucker!
I'm about to bust a nut up in this bitch, motherfucker!
[birds chirping]
[squeaking]
小心，小心 Watch it! Watch it! Watch it!
Tappin' that ass. Tappin' that ass! Tappin' it, tappin' it, tappin' it!
Son of a bitch!
[engine revs]
喔，你知道我不会让你走的 Oh, you know I can't let you go...
还没撞死你呢 ...without tapping that ass.
- 再… - 金？ Oh, fuck me!
- One... - Kim?
- …一… - 金？ -...more... - Kim?
…次！ ...time!
来啊！ Boo-yah!
That's what I'm talking about, bitch!
[car honking]
[car honks]
[engine revs]
[car honks]
Oh, come on!
[tires screech]
[laughs]
来啊！ [laughs] Come on!
你以为甩掉我们了，狗杂种 我们又来了，狗杂种，又来了 You thought you lost us! We're back, motherfucker! We're back!
现在是谁在笑？贱人！ Who's laughing now bitch?
Shit!
Come on!
嘿，混蛋 [Kim] Here's Cha Cha! [laughs]
你这个变态疯子！ You miss us, you lunatic bastard?!
- 我很抱歉 - 什么？ - I'm sorry! - [Abernathy] What?
我没有别的意思，我只是玩玩 I didn't... I didn't mean anything.
I was just playing around.
- 喔，他只是玩玩！ - 只是玩玩！ - [Kim] Oh, he was just playing around. - [Zo?] He was just playing.
我们可不是和你玩玩！ - Well, I ain't playing with you. - [screams]
[girls cheer]
[laughing]
喔，小心，小心，小心 [Zo?] Oh, look out! Look out! Look out!
小心路边 - What's your sign? [laughs] - Cancer!
[Stuntman Mike yells]
[Zo?] Come on!
Don't run. Don't run, motherfucker! Don't run!
Shit!
[tires screech]
[skidding, screeching]
- [girls scream] - Yeah!
Yeah!
去他妈的，也该是时候了 Jesus fucking Christ, it's about time!
[exhales]
- [Zo?] Yeah, you go. - [Abernathy] Just go, go, go, go!
千万别没路 Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.
千万别没路
Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
[all] Please don't dead-end. Please don't dead-end.
Please don't dead-end.
狗杂种在那里 快，快，抓住他！ Oh, there the motherfucker is!
- [Abernathy] Go, go, go! - Get him! Get him! Get him!
[sighs, laughing]
[Stuntman Mike screaming] Help me!
[wailing] Help me!
喔，救我！
[screaming]
小心点，我的右手臂断了 - Be careful! My right arm's broken! - [Zo?] This one?
这支吗？ [Stuntman Mike yells]
喔，你想玩吗？ That's right, bitch.
狗杂种，亲我的屁股吧 You want some?
- Come on, motherfucker! - My fuckin' ass!
[grunting]
[laughs]
Piece of shit!
[grunts]
- Bitch! - [grunting, groaning]
狗…杂…种！ Motherfucker!
狗杂种！ Motherfucker!
混蛋！ Asshole!
剧终
[? April March: Chick Habit]
[cheering, laughing]
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你很快就会成孤寡 * [indistinct chatter]
* 别再乱搞女人啦 * [crunching sound]
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你就再也没救啦 *
* 我不是在开玩笑 集中注意，别装傻 *
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 *
* 你会知道为什么 她们把你当人渣 *
* 她们会把你当人渣 *
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
* 别再这样，老爸 女孩不是补品也不是药 *
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
* 别再这样，老爸 明知危险你还往下跳 *
* 看你的泡泡怎样爆 *
* 等你看到下一位护士 她会开着你的灵车 *
* 当她们一齐把你扑倒 你会需要一堆胶 *
* 她们会把你撕成两条 *
* 你的耳朵嗡嗡响 鸟儿们也停止叫嚷 *
* 一切都成灰色调 *
* 你的柜子没有糖 美人儿也都泡了汤 *
* 星期二你成了光棍一条 *
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你很快就会成孤寡 *
* 别再乱搞女人啦 *
* 别再这样，老爸 不然你就再也没救啦 *
* 我不是在开玩笑 集中注意，别装傻 *
* 不然就要打你屁屁啦 *
* 你会知道为什么 她们把你当人渣 *
* 她们会把你当人渣 *
* 你会知道为什么 她们把你当人渣 *
* 她们会把你当人渣 *