Every time I felt that loses control
patient has to say the first number from 1 to 100
what comes to mind.
After a short interval
to utter another number, less than the previous one.
Human emotions are like earthquakes -
can be arranged on a scale from 1 to 100
depending on their intensity.
Each time the number decreased,
so, until it reaches zero.
At this point emotion is completely controlled
and the patient recovered his mental balance.
Whenever you feel, that lost control,
patient has to say first number from 1 to 100,
that comes to mind.
After a short interval
to utter another number,
less than the previous.
So, until it reaches zero.
At this point emotion is completely controlled.
Hi, girls!
Still late? You owe me 20 pounds.
Get out!
Is that why you dragged me in this hole, Munro?
It is!
Looking it from two months.
I do not know it is .. too dark.
See jaw. Typical British mare.
Bye, girls!
Excuse me, young lady, Can you talk a little?
Katie?
How do you know my name? - Examine the club.
Always do preliminary study.
Do not worry, I'm not a maniac. - Everyone says so.
My intentions are entirely professional. I am a producer
and have a role that you might like.
Long arm of the porn industry?
Nothing like that.
Producing event. Small but very well paid.
If they are interested in your welcome to audition.
Just call.
funding programs EU defense
will be closely monitored.
Commission will require reports for 6 months ...
It can not pass, sorry.
I'm from the Bulgarian Embassy. Needs to take that speech the president.
Get someone to take her. Stand back, please!
My phone battery is low.
Would you sent for a the Bulgarian delegation?
Sorry I can not. I'm busy.
Sorry ...
Stand back, sir!
Sorry ...
A Romania? Bulgaria.
This is the speech of our president. Please it is very important!
Give it to Mr. Mavrodiev, the Bulgarian delegation.
No problem! Mavrodiev? - Bulgarian Embassy delegation ...
Many thanks!
Sir, how are you?
Ladies and Gentlemen, President of Bulgaria
will begin his speech after 1 0 minutes.
Ladies and Gentlemen, President of Bulgaria
will begin his speech after 5 minutes.
Can I help you? Looking for something?
No need, thanks.
Your Excellency ... Sorry!
Your Excellency? Dean Carver.
I think you have something.
You will not believe where I found it. - Many thanks!
Ideal ...
Perfect!
What is this? Does not look like anything!
I saved the best for last!
Men will be insane!
My darlings!
You're crazy!
Silly girl. I do not understand.
Men will be insane!
Sick bastard!
Brings them alone!
Wanker!
Bitch!
Fired! I do not want to see you!
Mr. Carver!
Your Excellency!
Cheers!
There is no way to express gratitude.
Please, no nothing!
You know, all day I wonder ...
Who has forgotten Speech of President you ...
... In the toilet?
Hello? Mr. Munro?
Do not know if you remember me. Hi, this is Katie from the club Baileys.
Yes ... I was invited to audition.
Now?
In Hotel Russell "?
Yes. Until recently.
Spend more time here than at home.
Or in parliament with them kreslyovtsi.
Good evening, sir. - Good evening.
Go!
Glad to see you, baby.
Sorry, I think that was a mistake to come.
No! Wait a minute.
You can go if you want.
But why not leave for one hour in the magic hands of Barry
and he will change completely.
Barry is a makeup artist at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre.
This is a set of transformations.
We create illusions.
You came here as a simple girl
but it will go ... - As a princess!
Just close your eyes and let the magic of Barry.
Cheers, Your Excellency!
The success of your mission!
The last time I was in Bulgaria in 70 years.
I'll release it a secret.
One time was not too bad.
Your old leaders may not have style
but had scale. Real barons!
Lead me to hunt. You know you're a hunter?
Frankly, I prefer golf.
Dear My Golf may be a mod,
but real, solid and lasting relationships are created during the hunt.
If goals high ...
walk hunting.
I think that might happen.
This is not me ...
Absolutely, Barry! Bravo!
Excuse me, what documents I need a Bulgarian visa?
Take, fool.
I remember one small type with a huge rifle.
Kubadinski, exactly.
Very special quiz.
Shoot a wild boar and then roasted on a spit ...
I recently had dinner with Prince Charles. Such boredom!
Do you know the royal family?
My PR agency takes care of that.
You'm a Republican at heart.
But ...
After dinner my rating jumped to the ceiling.
What's this agency?
Champagne, Your Highness?
Roe, Your Highness?
No thanks.
Your Highness ...
... Would you be put off?
Why do not you go fuck yourself, perverts!
Bravo! A princess would have done exactly that.
Please?
Princess did not take off my clothes once clicked her fingers.
Born for this role. Welcome to Famous Kanekshans.
I just work my first check, baby.
Here I have their card somewhere.
Let us help you.
You read me ... I think I've forgotten my glasses.
"Uesting House?
Goldman Sachs & B?
"Famous Kanekshans ...
"Famous Kanekshans?
Yes, these people ...
You can arrange ...
anyone you want.
Do not worry, sir. He is like home here. Will be taken care of.
Awesome babe, dude! Cool f.
You are what exactly?
I am from Royal ornithological institute.
Study the behavioral patterns in ducks.
And when we noticed their absence?
Yesterday. Immediately organized search, but gone nowhere.
You can not restrict them, they fly, but usually do not leave the park.
And yesterday they were not even locater!
Locator?
Nine ducks have implanted chips.
Our radar can detect them within a radius of ... 5 miles.
Interesting.
I remember ... You're very kind.
Ulaf - Major stock Army of Her Majesty!
I am here as president of the charity fund OSRAN.
Mr. Puychev - young hope our diplomacy.
Extremely responsible young man. He will take care of you.
Please forgive me.
"Galileo", a line you?
Base 3 and 4 do not hang!
We start monitoring ... now.
This is absurd!
You will not believe what I was looking for -
yellow submarines, ships, aircraft ... But ducks!
We will not tolerate mockery!
Ducks are a key element of biological equilibrium.
You know, for example, that they control population of worms?
Sir Dean Carver!
What a pleasant surprise! - What are you doing here?
Personally, HE invited me and as far as I know
you are the reason interesting about this contact.
I do not know how it happened ... Only invited him to the club.
And you're plastered. - I'm not kneading it!
Privacy! You can count on me!
Mr. Carver, so glad to see you again!
Your Excellency? Nice to meet you!
Robert Zibling - Famous Kanekshans.
Mr. Zibling, finally!
So glad that we are honored with your presence.
Explosion of worms that is waiting for us!
Shut up and eat that keyed me, Dale! I'm sick of you. Eat something.
PEKING DUCK - is super!
You flat humor, detective.
I wonder, Dale, what this duck is different from yours?
Why nobody is looking? Or is not part of the balance?
I can not answer for all ducks in the world.
But these, as we well know,
accidentally property Her Majesty!
Thinking about you, but ...
we eat ducks
ducks eat worms and the worms eat us.
Here's your complete biological balance!
Nothing is impossible. We have contacts in all spheres.
Just say who.
Her Majesty.
Her Majesty?
Interesting choice.
We often work with the palace.
Tell me how you imagine it? Where, for example?
Here.
Here?
Yes. Organize-show reception.
Collage of the greatest moments in Bulgarian history.
Something like a parade the ancient rulers.
Yes, I can imagine.
And Her Majesty?
What major sublimation!
Mr. Carver warned me about your rates. - I am confident will agree.
My fear is that these sandwiches prove how much you have to catch up with Europe.
I'm not a snob, but in terms of sandwiches,
in this country a sacred standards.
Long live the revolution!
Revolution ... over!
I am - Kate.
Your Majesty! Is not the wounds of gin?
Crinkle!
Get this gin!
We met in an unusual place.
Admit I was surprised to see you there.
A personal question - what made at the Bulgarian Embassy?
Actually, I live there. And sometimes help receptions.
You know the ambassador?
Is your customer?
How would you react, if they ask to iznesesh there?
Why is there a problem?
So far - no.
Get this gin!
Guys!
I think I found them!
Kenzingtan? Are you sure?
The signal is clear, sir.
Stirred up.
Where?
At Hyde Park. - So you are alive!
We got another one, sir.
Stop! Stop!
What do you fantasize! I am the director of the park!
What are you doing? Stop immediately!
Who runs this disgrace?
Detective Koluey.
Investigating the disappearance of ducks from Richmond Park.
Ducks from Richmond Park? Do not have turned into swans?
We found another chip. - To keep this a swan?
I will keep you!
Police are still can not find
50 ducks mysteriously disappeared from Richmond Park.
According to well-informed source,
today's incident in Hyde Park was heading the investigation into a new,
exotic direction. There are serious evidence that ducks from Richmond Park
were brutally eaten of swans in Hyde Park.
If the theory is confirmed, will see
of extreme bird cannibalism.
Monsters with beaks may soon conquer us.
Bitch!
I admit I did not expect to respond so quickly.
I am impressed by your efficiency.
The timing of the Queen is clearly overloaded. - Do not worry, this is our concern.
Let's talk about your fantasy.
Please?
This parade of rulers. How are you imagine the role of Her Majesty?
Her presence will be enough.
Her Majesty will put the event in all other contexts.
Exactly. I like your ... intellectual approach.
If we have to be precise, this is an initiative the wife of our president.
Clearly, the First Lady! Super!
She has experience with such events.
Already doing such things Vienna, Stockholm, Toronto ...
But London has London, right?
Friend, you got very far.
Too far, I'd say ...
Hope event receive wide publicity.
What wide publicity?
You know - if there is no news, no event.
I see.
Do you have sugar?
Fled to London, Azis, but we found it.
Azis Nikolayevich must disappear!
Power to the people!
Get gin!
Yes, come!
So how did it go?
Quite strange.
You know, Thomas, I had not met a guy like him before.
This guy goes around the edge. Can you imagine -
will risk money the state budget.
At first I thought that excites the symbols of power
but began to babble for wide publicity, I flashed
what happens actually.
He is convinced that he will bring it the real Queen Elizabeth.
My God!
Now I understand why talk so strange.
These are indeed damaged. No taboos after the fall of the Berlin Wall.
Where did he take this fucking idea?
From Carver fucking! Napier has and god knows what it is they conspired.
Carver fucking!
Objectively speaking ... what is the difference?
Why not just do it?
Ultimately, most important is the desire of the client.
That is a living orgasm and you look at it.
Do you realize how many countries there in the world
with all their stupid politicians suffering from the same complex?
This is a goldmine!
Is not it a bit risky?
Who will complain? It is in their interest to razchuva.
But the wide publicity they want.
Her Majesty hates cheap publicity.
This will be an informal event personal - intimate contact.
Chief, nadarvih be.
And, of course, much more expensive.
Will present only the selected audience. Cream of the elite.
You'll choose from heraldic code.
Absolute shit!
Thanks for helping me.
No problem. I did not know you live in Kenzingtan.
Why the trunk? - Because it's hole.
I am a princess.
HUNTER AND PRINCESS Scenario Thomas Munro
These chips are. No doubt, Inspector.
And why are swans in Hyde Park?
Apparently they had eaten them.
Monsters with beaks? Do not talk nonsense.
I mean, I ate chips ducks with no chips.
How they do it, bastards?
Are competent but do not see logic of their actions.
Maybe a demo? - Front for the Liberation of Animals.
We have not found a single chip.
Perhaps they are not. May has stopped working.
"Hunter and Princess.
Script: Thomas Munro.
Want to play a game, princess?
Every time you hit the dish,
you will download in one coat.
What hot afternoon,
but you also incur.
I would love, my brave hunter
but I can not.
convoy just arrived refugee camp
and I have to ... instruct.
One paparazzi, two paparazzi, three paparazzi, four paparazzi!
There will be failures my first wedding night!
Habibi, I fear, that the Queen will not approve our marriage.
Not again!
We did it seven times already!
They take you away from this horrible world!
It will haunt us until death.
Last! I want to kill some more paparazzi!
They take you away from this horrible world!
Pays more money!
Pay lots of money!
Pays much, much, much money!
I am completely exhausted!
It is not easy to dress up.
With the bullshit that make me do.
Munro overdone idiot that this time!
Only a sick mind can thus make fun of Diana.
Why do you do then? - Cleaning of offices is not more enjoyable.
Here, at least pay well. - You will get rich from this sorry business?
What do you suggest to you oberem Bank?
Smart girl. I can offer something which will solve all our problems.
I'm talking about cool packs, sister.
Would you rather trimmest Christmas tree?
Just drive me home.
Human emotions are like earthquakes -
can be arranged on a scale from 1 to 100,
depending on their intensity.
Each time the number decreased.
So, up to zero.
"Famous Kanekshans, please wait.
Wanker! Who is excited by such things?
This role is, ridiculous I already play it in real life.
Jin with two ice cubes and lemon.
I shout.
Very nice, beautiful ...
I'm a little long in the tooth to crush.
I told you already, I'm old for flirting.
Where are you taking me? What are you doing? Please!
Approaching Romanian National Day.
Do you have ideas on how to obtain with an invitation to accept them?
That you would let me work off?
Who is this guy? What happened? - Calm down, Helen!
Your Excellency, You do not think of yourself.
I'm not! Lied to me, you scoundrel!
Would it took the lady, Thomas. It has nothing to do with it.
Immediately bring it in kind!
I think whiskey will come good.
I insist once return my money!
I do not know what I mean. Queen wanted and have it.
I true! - This is absurd!
I'm not assuming that you expect bring you the real Elizabeth.
Your Excellency, calm down.
Sit down, calm down.
I thought you know with the essence of our business.
"Famous Kanekshans" provide counterparts.
I think I know. However, you alone we have sought.
I am sure you will love the show.
There will be no show!
Terminate contracts at the last minute after investing so much?
Will not pay for this masquerade!
Whatever you decide, We owe a penalty under the contract.
Courage, Your Excellency.
Nothing is lost.
Think about your career. The concert is in two weeks.
How do you expect the Queen to come?
The first lady will be very angry if the event fails.
Especially when you understand who is responsible for the failure.
We're just contractors.
But we can help you
to help and exit from this situation.
By cheating? - Decision.
The only possible a man in your position.
You are the devil himself!
A little whiskey?
For me - gin.
These ducks are not kosher.
So you will not get them? - I will take them. But at another price.
How?
This is a gift from me for the entire Jewish people.
I told you that they are not kosher.
Kate, I'm afraid it is necessary to set you free.
I warned you to stay away from these people.
I'll give you new roles.
Any my problem is your problem.
Baron Mitovski ...
Baron and Baroness Remulod ...
Countess Fernandez ...
Life sucks, babe.
Your Majesty, ladies and gentlemen ...
I can not do it. Where goes the world?
Masturbating to that level.
Tonight you will unique opportunity
to see eternal values
the Bulgarian genius.
To grind the cane itself is one but when it does a whole country ...
Geez!
We fulfill the wishes customers' do not comment.
Be professional!
Ladies ... Gentlemen ...
On the eve we
unique super.
We have not done such a thing.
Your Majesty!
Our customers expect maximum authenticity.
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Her Majesty Elizabeth II.
And we will give it to them!
I told you we are professionals.
Will decorate tree and will be eternal Christmas.
My princess! Get in!
Majesty
Ladies and Gentlemen,
great honor to welcome you ...
Tonight will have a unique opportunity
To view the eternal values the Bulgarian genius.
... That we all
belong to the same ...
cultural homeland ...
called ...
Europe.
Madame Selyanska,
your noble cause I wept.
This event a valuable contribution
for ecological balance of our continent.
Brown bears are our friends.
Therefore, Friends Brown bears are our friends.
Honey, you have an excellent chef.
Queen and her husband will visit several villages here ...
The signal is just like the previous ones. No doubt this is the chip number 9.
Why turn now? - I do not know.
May be the result by mechanical action
temperature change magnetic field.
Where are my ducklings?
This is just one chip Now locate it.
Come ...
Come on, lady!
Come on, my princess!
My precious!
Just in your style.
Call of the Wild?
This is a ritual dance of genetics.
Very impressive.
Narrowing perimeter, sir.
This time we'll catch them, right? - No me premetnat second time.
Now let our pants. - This is not a script.
I'll give fuchsia. - No!
Diamonds are best friend of girls.
This is a tribal battle.
I am a humble monk sacred mountain of Mount Athos.
My name is Paisii.
I wrote this story for the great Bulgarian past.
Let us know that we have had great rulers and patriots.
I'll give you a necklace ...
Do not move! Moral Police!
This is just a game! Only theater!
Dirty pervert!
Anyone who dare to break boundaries of the new state
will be severely punished!
Krum Scary
drink from the skull Emperor Nikephoros.
Byzantine nasty bastard!
Why break our contract?
Now you will feel the power of my anger!
Why delay? He looked at us?
Calm down, sister! See - we are already rich.
What are you doing? Untie me!
Look at this! - Untie me!
Boom! I gave everything.
You know who we are? We are the new Bonnie and Clyde!
Kenzingtan, sir! The building of the Bulgarian Embassy.
He has cried dartak police!
Relax, I'll be fine. Behave naturally!
Go, go! - That I do!
Will not you get?
This is foreign territory, can not intrude!
I need gin!
What happens there?
Your Majesty!
Here they are!
I think it should be free.
Sorry, Desmond, I was there.
What are you talking about?
Kate, do not be ...
Come on, Kate! Behaving as a coward!
If you want to spend your life in the gutter, going, not my ass!
Using digital therapy,
negative emotions can be controlled and neutralized.
Nothing can disturb your balance.
The door to chaos is closed.
Woman with hat is your duck, Dale.
Barbarians!
Arrest in January immediately!
Okay, sir.
In a world dominated by politicians truth can not triumph.
She was the wife of the Bulgarian president.
The operation is terminated.
One!
We can attack the world!
ONE YEAR LATER
TWO YEARS LATER
Imitation. Nickel and zirconium.
This is the royal collection. No cheating.
Fifteen hundred. - Nonsense! It is worth 1500!
These are a lot of money. People in Africa living on one dollar a day.
Well, get, drag!
THREE YEARS LATER
Thomas is already a high ball!
Bulgarian are.