《好汉两个半》 前情概要 Previously on Two and a Half Men:
两人从此结为夫妻 two persons present now come to be joined.
罗斯和曼弗雷德 Rose and Manfred...
她居然来真的 She's really doing it.
罗斯真的结婚了 Rose is getting married.
他们走了 And we're clear.
好 这应该能哄住他 Yep. That ought to do it.
谢了 福瑞迪 Thanks, Freddie.
你对谁更倾心 他还是我 Who moves you, Rose, him or me?
我爱曼尼 I love Manny.
行 Fine.
你叫我走 我就走 You just say the word and I'll go.
时间到 Time's up.
查理 我这是在给你一个 Charlie, I am willing to let you get in
千载难逢的机会 on the ground floor
挣一大笔钱啊 of an amazing business opportunity.
到底要敲我多少钱 How much is this going to cost me?
五千 $5,000.
好吧 行 我给你钱 Okay, fine, I'll give you the five grand,
虽然很明显我这辈子再也见不到这五千块了 knowing full well that I'll never see it again
我多么希望你就是这五千块啊 and wishing that it was you.
要多少 How much?
我觉得差不多要 I think I'll need...
一万块吧 $10,000.
行 All right.
可能我还需要 行? Although I could make due... All right?!
要出多少钱 How much are we talking about?
一万五 $15,000.
等等 我去拿支票本 Hang on, I'll get my checkbook.
告诉你 放心大胆的去吧 Tell you what-- let it ride.
真的吗 Really?
两周就有20%的回报 不做是傻子啊 Hey, a 20% return in a couple of weeks? Come on.
请问 每个人都能投资你的生意吗 So listen, can anybody get in on this deal of yours?
你一开口 他们就乖乖地把钱双手奉上 You ask for money and they just give it to you!
然后就用这钱 And then you take the new money and use it
拆东墙补西墙 to pay back some of the old money,
结果他们还不要呢 but they don't want it back.
还硬要塞给你更多 And they give you more.
个个都是贪婪鬼 'Cause they're greedy.
天啊 我都干了什么 Oh, God, what have I done?!
时至今日
你好 我想来个汉堡和一份苹果酥饺 Hi. I'd like a Jumbo Jack and an apple turnover.
要配上炸薯条吗 Do you want fries with that?
抱歉 我还以为里面没人呢 Sorry. I didn't realize there was anybody in there.
请保佑我 神父 我是有罪过吧 Um, bless me, Father, for I have sinned?
您这是疑问句 还是陈述句 Are you asking me or telling me?
陈述句吧 Telling you?
抱歉 我不是很熟悉这里的规则 I-I'm sorry. I just not really sure of the rules.
你上次忏悔是什么时候 When was your last confession?
呃 我想想 Oh, wow, let's see...
应该是 从来没有过吧 uh, that would be... never?
你是天主教徒吗 Are you even Catholic?
不是 我不过我是天主教的粉丝 No, but I'm a big fan.
我爱你们的服装 音乐 饼干和美酒 The costumes, the music, crackers and wine.
那是我们上帝的躯体和血液 That's the body and blood of our Savior.
我知道 一级棒 I know! Mm-mm good!
你们有想过把这些东西放在超市里卖吗 You guys ever think about putting that in supermarkets
比如特百惠超市 like a Lunchable?
有什么需要我效劳的 孩子 What can I do for you, my son?
哇 直入主题 Oh, right to it.
好吧 先说清楚 Okay, just to be clear,
我告诉你的事情是秘密 你知我知就好 what I tell you is between you and me.
还有天知 And the Lord.
当然 但我并不担心上帝会泄密 Sure, but I'm not worried about him blabbing.
而你 只是个陌生人 You I just met.
又不是我千挑万选出来的 Couldn't pick you out of a lineup.
你所说的一切 都是绝对机密 Whatever you say here is confidential.
再说了 我刚干了一大瓶红星二锅头 And I just drank a huge Arnold Palmer,
所以这下你放心了吧 so could you get to it?
当然 当然 Absolutely, absolutely.
那我说啦 Uh, uh, here it is.
你知道什么是"庞氏骗局"吗 Do you know what a Ponzi scheme is?
知道 你是投资银行家吗 I do. Are you an investment banker?
不 我是脊椎推拿师 No, I'm a chiropractor.
一个脊椎推拿师的庞氏骗局 A chiropractic Ponzi scheme.
很好 你成功激发了我的兴趣 Okay, you piqued my interest.
咱们长话短说 Okay, long story short,
我骗了我的家人一大笔钱 I chiseled my family out of a lot of money
而且他们永远也不可能要回来了 that they're never going to see again.
所以你感觉内疚 And you're feeling guilty.
猜对了(宾果) Bingo.
嘿 宾果 那是你们的行当 对不[教堂经常举办宾果游戏] Hey, bingo-- that's your racket, right?
对 咱们可是同行 Yeah, that's us.
你得装出一副救世主的样子 You've got to like a god
乐于助人 让无知的老女人进入你的圈套 that's willing to put the hustle on old ladies.
第18号房的二锅头正冲我招手呢 Arnold Palmer's on the 18th hole.
不说了 不说了 抱歉抱歉 Right, right, sorry, sorry.
所以我希望你能原谅我 So I was hoping that you could forgive me.
你是准备好要如数赔偿你的家人 Are you prepared to make restitution
以及跟他们坦白你所做的一切吗 and confess what you've done to your family?
当然不是 Oh, God no.
我只是希望你给我几条《圣母经》上的建议 I was just hoping you could give me a few Hail Marys
然后我可以捐点钱给教堂的法律保护基金会 and I could make a donation to the church's legal defense fund.
这可是双赢呀 Win-win.
这恐怕不符合我们赦免罪过的程序 I'm afraid that's not how absolution works.
你必须向天主忏悔 保证痛改前非 You have to make an act of contrition
然后为自己的罪做补赎 and then do penance.
那我这钱能不捐了吗 Do I get to keep the money?
不行 No.
要不这样吧 Uh, you know what?
我准备去隔壁的犹太教堂溜达一圈 Um, I'm just going to mosey over to Temple Beth Shalom
看看他们这事是怎么弄的 and see what their deal is.
我会再和你联系 I'll get back to you.
算我倒霉 Oy vey.
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好汉两个半 第八季第十六集
刚才真是太爽了 That was incredible.
怎一个爽字了得 More than incredible--
刚才简直是欲仙欲死 it was transcendental.
这就是我梦寐以求的地方 罗斯 This is where I was always meant to be, Rose--
在你的臂弯里喘息 right here in your arms.
真高兴听到你这么说 查理 I'm so glad to hear you say that, Charlie.
现在你可以走了 Now get out.
这么快 So soon?
曼尼随时都会回来 Manny will be home any minute.
但人家还想要爱的抱抱呢 But I want to cuddle.
你想咱俩被抓奸在床吗 You want us to get caught?
这不公平 This isn't fair.
咱俩要这样偷偷摸摸 The two of us sneaking around
才能共度一个小时 so we can spend an hour together.
那有什么办法 But what can I do?
我可是有有夫之妇 I have a husband.
周末出去玩吧 Let's go away for the weekend.
就咱俩 Just the two of us.
去哪里 Where?
我不在乎地点 I don't care.
只要咱俩能一起 手拉手漫步街头 Someplace where we can walk down the street holding hands.
能一起开怀大笑 一起吃喝玩乐 Where we can laugh together, play together,
尽情高声呻吟 再也不怕被人听见 yell at the top of our lungs and not care who hears us.
所以是去迪士尼乐园咯 So, Disneyland?
我是在想 去一些有酒精的地方 I was thinking more in terms of someplace with liquor, but...
曼尼车的声音 That's Manny's car.
我什么也没听见 I didn't hear anything.
因为是丰田普锐斯 It's a Prius.
考虑一下 行吗 Just think about it, okay?
咱们共度一个浪漫的周末 A romantic weekend with nothing for us to do
除了做爱 便无事可做 but make love and be together.
当然 还有喝酒 And, you know, drink.
太棒了 Yay.
历经这么多年 After all these years,
我终于能和查理一起共度周末了 I finally get a weekend with Charlie.
你听见了吧 老公 Did you hear that, hubby?
击掌欢庆 Up top.
靠 好好想想 Think, damn it.
肯定有既能摆脱内疚 有能保住钱财的两全方法 There's got to be a way to lose the guilt and keep the money.
是有啊 There is.
滚远点 Leave me alone.
你已经给我制造出不少麻烦了 You've made enough trouble for me already.
别像个娘儿们那样发牢骚 Oh, quit your bitchin'.
看在上帝的份上 你别像麦克白夫人那样一直洗手了 And for God's sake, stop washing your hands like Lady Macbeth.
我得洗手 因为我刚尿完 I have to wash my hands. I just peed.
所以呢 So?
要是我没洗手 So what if I don't wash
就和别人握手了怎么办 and then shake somebody's hand?
让他们去死 他们说不定正挖着鼻屎呢 Screw 'em. They were probably picking their nose.
听我说 你该像个男人那样有对蛋蛋 Now listen to me-- you've got to grow a pair.
我有一对 I've got a pair.
你只有一对内裤 You've got a pair of panties.
喂 你不能这么跟我说话 Hey, you can't talk to me like that.
离那个该死的牧师远点 And stay away from that darn priest.
我需要找个人谈谈 I need somebody to talk to.
-所以我就来了呀 -老爸 - That's what I'm here for. - Dad?
嘿 哥们 Hey, buddy.
有人和你在一起吗 Is there somebody in there with you?
没有没有 只有我一个 看见没 Oh, no. Nobody but me. See?
那你在和谁说话 Then who were you talking to?
我不过是在唱歌罢了 Oh, I was just singing.
那可不是唱歌 That wasn't singing.
你以为你是谁啊 西蒙·考威尔吗[现代流行音乐开创者] Who are you, Simon Cowell?
你找我干嘛 What do you want?
我要跟你借50块钱 I need to borrow 50 bucks.
当然可以 Oh, oh, sure.
我跟你借钱是因为 The reason I need it is, me and Eldridge
艾尔德里奇和我去看望一个住院的朋友 went to visit this friend of ours
但他把数学书落在巴士上了 who's in the hospital, but he forgot his book on the bus,
然后我又把我的书借给他 so I lent him mine,
但你猜怎么着 他又把我的那本丢了 but wouldn't you know it, he lost that one, too.
他已经破产了 下礼拜数学又有个大考 So now I have to buy two math books
周末我们准备一起复习 'cause he's broke, and there's this big math test coming up
所以现在我就要买两本数学书了 and we were going to study together for it.
夸张了点 对吧 Oversold it, didn't I?
笑什么呢 What's funny?
罗斯和她老公在参加一个晚宴 Rose is at a dinner party with her husband
她在和我性短信 and she's sexting me from under the table.
性短信 Sexting?
跟普通短信差不多 多了点调情而已 It's like regular texting, but, you know, dirty.
看 这可不是一个笑脸 You see, that's not a smiley face.
真不错 Charming.
听着 我要和你说点事 Um, listen, I need to talk to you about something.
没问题 什么事 Yeah, sure. What's up?
你个坏小孩 Oh, you bad girl.
你还记得你给我钱 You know that money you gave to me
要我投资我的生意的事吧 to invest in my business?
记得啊 怎么了 Yeah, what about it?
问题就在这 Well, here's the thing.
我知道我说的是准备拿钱做广告 I-I know I said I was going to buy advertising...
我差点忘了 Oh, I almost forgot.
我跟罗斯说了你帮我赚了不少 I told Rose about how well you're doing for me,
现在她也想投资 and now she wants in.
她真想投资吗 She does?
没错 她也很有钱 Oh, yeah. And she's loaded, too.
你刚刚想说什么来着 So what did you want to talk about?
就是我们一定会赚大钱的 Just that we're making money up the wazoo.
所以你要投资更多 So you're going to need a bigger wazoo.
很好 That's great.
天啊 她没穿内衣 Oh, man, she's not wearing any underwear.
她发短息告诉你了 She texted you that?
是发了张图片 Sent me a picture.
失陪一下 我得回下短信 Excuse me, but I gotta respond.
我还是给你留点私人空间好了 Uh, let me just give you some privacy.
你要去哪 Where you going?
你走了谁来拍照 Who's gonna take the picture?
罗斯 我感谢你对我的生意感兴趣 So, Rose, I appreciate your interest,
一切都进展的非常好 but things are going incredibly well.
我现在几乎都照应不过来 Yeah, I can barely handle
这么多的顾客了 the volume of patients I have now.
真的吗 3万 Really? $30,000?
-快接受 快接受 -别吵 - Take it. Take it! - Shh, shh.
这样我们就能买辆新车了 We could get a new car.
说不定还是一辆有广播 Maybe one with a working radio--
还有刹车的车 and brakes.
知道吗 罗斯 You know what, Rose?
我们做了这么久的好朋友 We've been friends a long time,
所以今天我就破例一次 so I'm going to make an exception here.
不客气 You're welcome.
你能今天就把钱打过来吗 Can you wire the money over today?
我现在就能给你 I can give it to you right now.
你吓到我了 You surprised me.
艾伦啊艾伦 Oh, Alan, Alan, Alan.
你在干嘛呀 What are you doing?
什么意思 Oh, what do you mean?
我就是趁顾客没来的时候休息一下 I'm-I'm just taking a break between patients.
脊椎按摩专用X光镜 Chiropractic X-ray glasses.
当今最先进的技术 Cutting-edge stuff.
拜托 Oh, please.
等候室里根本就没人 There's nobody in the waiting room.
你连个接待员都没有 You don't even have a receptionist.
她放假了 今天是犹太节日 Oh, she's off. It's a Jewish holiday.
什么节 Which one?
逛明节 Hava-na-kuchnik.
你来这干嘛 What are you doing here?
你真的以为没经过严谨的考察 Did you really think I was going to invest
我就会投资吗 without doing my due diligence?
别人都这么做了啊 Everybody else did.
现在我了解是怎么回事了 Now I know what's really going on.
你不了解 No, you don't.
你这是在偷你家人的钱 You're stealing from your own family.
你好像真的了解 Oh... I guess you do.
你真可耻 Shame on you.
告密者 A whistle blower.
这会招来一些麻烦 This could be problematic.
天啊天啊 Oh, boy, oh, boy.
她会告诉查理的 She's gonna tell Charlie.
查理又会告诉老妈和波塔 Charlie's gonna tell Mom then Berta
还有赫伯和茱蒂斯 then Herb then Judith.
我的老天啊 茱蒂斯 Oh, my God-- Judith.
一定补救的办法 一点有的 Gotta be something that I can do. There's got to be.
只要坐在马桶上就行了 As long as you're sitting on the toilet,
拿出你女性化的一面和高声调的声音吧 why don't you whip out your lady parts and tinkle?
你 这都是你的错 You-- this is all your fault!
你在办公室看3D版的沙滩宝贝的时候 I didn't hear you bellyaching when you were
我可没听到你说肚子疼啊 sitting in your office watching 3-D beach babes.
不好意思 我要进监狱了 Excuse me, but I am about to go to jail!
你知道监狱里那些 You know what happens to
又帅又苗条的伙计们都怎么样了吗 pretty, slender fellas in jail?
他们通常都在自己第一次洗澡以后 Yeah, they usually hang themselves
就上吊自杀了 after their first shower.
放松 But relax.
罗斯不会告发你的 Rose ain't gonna tell nobody nothin'.
依我看 Way I see it,
你抓到她的把柄不会比她抓到你的把柄少 you've got as much on her as she's got on you.
你说的没错 You're right.
她背叛了她老公 She's cheating on her husband.
动动脑 废物也能变成宝 Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
她要是告发我的话 我就去告发她 She tells on me, I tell on her.
动动手 木马都能下地走 Criss-cross, apple sauce.
我没什么好担心的 I got nothing to worry about.
动动口 你的幸福到处有 Herky-jerky, where's your turkey?
你干嘛一直在说这些 Why do you keep talking like that?
我在找些押韵的句子 I'm looking for a catch phrase.
滑头 Zippy?
眨眨眼 果酱到处有的舔 Flim-flam, you're in a jam.
你好啊 Oh, hey!
有人和你在里面吗 Somebody in there with you?
没有没有 Oh, no, no.
找我有什么事吗 Um, how can I help you?
给你拿几条干净的浴巾过来 Just brought your clean towels.
我原来的毛巾呢 Oh, uh, what about my washcloths?
我把它们扔了 I threw those away.
-为什么扔了 -原因你比我清楚 - Why? - Do you really have to ask?
想你 吻你 然后再用纸擦擦你 Miss you, kiss you, use a tissue.
你今晚安静的可怕 You're awfully quiet tonight.
别那样看着我 Now, don't look at me that way.
你知道我们结婚时有什么约定的 You knew the deal when we got married.
谁呀 Who is it?
是我 艾伦 It's Alan.
我们得谈谈 We need to talk.
稍等 Just a second.
慢慢来 罗斯 Let's go, Rose.
我整晚都没事 I haven't got all night.
你发什么神经啊 What is wrong with you?
曼尼在阳台小憩呢 Manny is taking a nap on the deck.
也许我应该去叫醒他 Oh, well, maybe I need to, uh, wake him up
然后和他聊一会 and have a little talk with him.
聊什么 About what?
如果我没说错的话 你是打算 Well, it occurred to me that you might be tempted
把我的投机活动告诉某人吧 to tell someone about my little business venture.
就你那个庞氏骗局吗 Oh, you mean your Ponzi scheme?
罗斯 少来这些 Knock it off, Rose.
你要敢说 我就告诉你丈夫 Unless you want me to tell your husband
你和我哥哥有一腿 that you're having an affair with my brother.
你不会的 You wouldn't.
说话算话 不然屁屁开花 Criss-cross, apple sauce.
什么 What?
没什么 Doesn't matter.
要是你敢说 我也说 The point is, if you tell, I'll tell.
说你的去吧 Go ahead.
告诉他 Tell him.
就算我老公不要我了 至少我还有查理 If my husband leaves me, I'll still have Charlie.
但如果我告诉大家你是在骗钱 But if I tell everyone what you've been up to,
你还能有什么 what will you have?
糟糕 Crap.
敢跟我争 必定引火烧身 Oopsie-doopsie, watch your poopsie.
你老公头上站了只鸟 There's a bird on your husband's head.
是啊 那又怎样 Yeah. So?
糟糕 Crap.
这就是你丈夫吗 This is your husband?
这就是曼尼·奎恩吗 This is Manny Quinn?
哦是啊 曼尼·奎恩嘛 Oh, my God, Manny Quinn.
你老公居然是个模型 Your husband's a dummy.
他至少不会像其他模型那样被人随便摆弄吧 To be fair, he wasn't the one fooled by a mannequin.
你知道怎么把鸟屎从我老公头上弄下来不 What do you use to get bird poop off a husband?
查理还以为你真结婚了呢 Charlie thinks you're actually married.
是啊 要的就是这种效果嘛 Uh, yeah, that's kind of the idea.
我不会让你这样骗下去的 I'm not gonna let you scam him like that.
我理解 I understand.
你说什么 曼尼 What's that, Manny?
这个我居然没想到 I hadn't even thought of that.
想到什么 Thought of what?
他...你在说什么 What did he-- What are you saying?
你从家人那里偷的钱 How much would you need to pay back
到底有多少 all the money you stole from your family?
不是我偷 是他们投资的 I didn't steal, they invested.
算吧 有多少 Fine. How much?
5万 $50,000.
那请你在此稍后 我这就开支票去 Why don't you wait here and I'll go get my checkbook.
哦不用 不用 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
我忠于我的兄弟 I-I am loyal to my brother.
你的支票封不了我的口 You can't buy my silence with a check.
-那现金呢 -你有现金 - You want cash? - You have cash?
我绝不背叛查理 I mean, I won't betray Charlie!
看来你得杀了他 You may have to kill him.
这么晚了你还没走吗 Well, hey, uh, what are you still doing here?
我想把钱拿回来 I need my money back.
为什么 Why?
我的两个孙女 Just found out
还未成年 就被人把肚子搞大了 two of my teenage granddaughters are pregnant.
都被搞大了 At the same time?
还是被同一人呢 By the same guy.
长话短说 快把钱给我吧 Long story short, I need cash quick.
可以 Uh, o-okay.
你要拿多少回去 Um, how much are we talking?
-都拿回来 -全部啊？ - All of it. - A-All of it?
有问题吗 Is that a problem?
不 不 没问题 No, no, it's not a-a problem.
如果要现金 等到明天银行开门 Um... if you want cash, um, you'll have to wait
我取出来再给你 till tomorrow, so I can go to the bank.
那就明天吧 Tomorrow's fine.
好吧 好吧 Good, good.
你提前把钱抽出来 Of course you're gonna lose quite a bit
可是要损失不少哦 by pulling out early.
是啊 如果吉米·李也提前抽出来了 Yeah, well, if Jimmy Lee had done the same,
我还用不了这钱呢 I wouldn't need the money.
好的 明天给你 Okay, tomorrow!
怎么办啊 Oh, boy.
别惊慌 Don't panic.
傻帽 我在面包机里 In the toaster, numb-nuts.
好吧 就你聪明 Okay, Mr. Smart Guy.
那你说说怎么把钱还给波塔 How do you suggest I pay off Berta?
钱都用光了 I spent all the money.
买什么了 On what?
没什么 Well, you know,
就是些衣服 饰品 电器 还抽了点脂 clothing, jewelry, electronics, a little lipo.
抽脂 Liposuction?
我有点啤酒肚的嘛 I had a bit of a muffin top.
抽完之后 自我感觉好多了 You know, I actually feel a lot better about myself now.
好吧 Okay, well, um,
那你就再找个人入资吧 then you're gonna have to get another investor.
不如找那小傻妞吧 What about the goofy chick?
你是说罗斯 Rose?
她确实愿意出5万 She did offer me $50,000.
那你个傻逼 怎么不收啊 Why didn't you take it, schmuck?
如果我收了 我就背叛我哥 Because if I took it, I would have to betray my brother.
嘿 艾伦 Hey, Alan.
跟谁说话呢 Who you talking to?
没跟谁说 Nobody.
要点土司不 Want some toast?
等会儿吧 看这个 Maybe later. Check it out.
两张去巴黎的头等舱机票 Two first-class tickets to Paris.
我们要去巴黎啦 We're going to Paris?
太好了 Great idea.
那我们不等银行开门就出发吧 Can we leave before the banks open tomorrow?
什么 What?!
你发啥神经啊 Are you out of your mind?
我带罗斯去 I'm taking Rose.
那里也有迪斯尼 Did you know they have their own Disneyland there,
而且还供应酒水呢 and they serve wine?
那她丈夫怎么办 But what about her husband?
我要让她离婚 然后和我结婚 I'm gonna ask her to leave him and marry me.
不会吧 查理 这样不是很好哦 Oh, gee, Charlie, that may not be the best idea.
我又不是要征得你同意 I don't recall asking for your opinion.
你咋这样说话 我只是关心你 Hey, hey, I'm just looking out for you.
你行行好吧 少关心点 Do me a favor, a little less looking out,
早点搬走吧 little more moving out.
你是对的 管他的 You're right. Screw him.
好吧 咱们这就 Okay, let's go get that cash
去找嫁给模型的小疯妞拿钱吧 from the crazy chick who married the mannequin.
她疯 She's crazy?
那我更疯 还跟厨房用具说话呢 I'm the one talking to a kitchen appliance.
看啊 我被困在面包机里了 Hey, look, I'm trapped in a toaster.
等等我 我跟你一起去 Wait, wait, I'm coming with you!
全部都带齐了吧 I think that's everything.
你怎么跟你丈夫说的 So what did you tell your husband?
我不用跟他讲什么 I didn't have to tell him anything.
他在纽约开时装秀呢 He's in New York for a big fashion show.
好极了 Perfect.
他设计的是什么类型的服装啊 So what kind of clothes he design anyway?
大多是男士运动衫 Men's sportswear, mostly.
我喜欢的类型吗 Anything I might like?
不 应该是 No, it's more the kind of stuff
艾伦喜欢的类型 Alan would wear.
那是大路货咯 Oh, so, tacky.
我把雨衣放在卧室了 You know, I think I left my raincoat in the bedroom.
我去拿 I'll get it.
谢啦 Oh, thanks.
看来他在家也要工作 I guess the guy brings his work home with him.
没错 Yep.
大路货 Tacky.
拿到了 I got it!
这是你的一万元 Here is your $10,000.
希望能够她们用了 Hope it works out with your granddaughters.
她们才15岁 就怀孕了 They're 15 years old and pregnant.
我还指望什么 新一季的"未婚母亲"呀 What should I look forward to, the next season of Teen Mom?
全部搞定了 And that is it.
大伙儿的钱都付清了 Everybody is paid off.
你又变穷了 But you're broke again.
但我对得起良心 But my conscience is clear.
穷光蛋 Dy-no-mite!
押韵什么的都是浮云 The rhyming thing really wasn't working.
别打扰我了 Leave me alone.
你只不过是我的阴暗面 All you are is my dark side.
那你想听听你好的一面吗 Fine, would you rather listen to your light side?
你在说什么啊 What are you talking about?
这里的"面"可多得很啦 There's more of us in here, buddy.
还有更多? More?
不是吧 Oh, really?
穿得这么老土 That shirt with those pants?
你想吓人啊 What were you thinking?
还有哪些"面" Okay, who else you got?
要啥有啥 Who else do you need?