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孩子们都很好
24 26 24, 26.
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
Joni 你班上的帅哥真多 Joni, there are so many hotties in your class.
你首周就能钓上一个 You are so gonna hook up the first week.
就因为你全天候发春 不代表其他人也一样 Just because you're a 24-hour drive-thru doesn't mean everyone else has to be.
嘿 她可是很用功才能进的 Hey, she worked her ass off.
应该得到些帅哥的滋润 She deserves some hot jock sausage.
好恶 龌龊 Gross. That's disgusting.
你们俩干吗不做一次就完事啊? Why don't you guys just do it and get it over with?
什么? 我只是说说 What? I'm just saying.
也许是因为我们是朋友 Maybe because we're friends.
几何学B-算毛啊 老弟 B minus in geometry, dude.
这玩意才猛呢 This shit is the bomb.
吸吸这玩意吧 Add that shit up.
别像个娘们一样 老弟 Don't be such a bitch, dude.
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 小兔崽子们! 拜托 一边胡闹去 Hey, ladies! Come on, take it down a notch.
嘿! 嘿! 当我的话耳边风吗? Hey! Hey! What did I just say, huh?
来啊 来啊 小家伙 看看你有多大能耐 Come here. Come here, big boy. Let's see what you got.
来啊 扳倒他! Come on, get him!
来啊 你有啥能耐? 让我看看 来啊 Come on, what you got? Let's see it. Come on.
拜托 老爸 你胳肢窝臭得要命 Come on, Dad. Your pits smell like burnt ass.
- 臭得要命? - 是的 Burnt ass? Yeah.
滚出去 去他家闹去 Get out of here. Take it to his house.
Laser 别敲了 敲得我心烦 Laser, cut it out. That's driving me crazy.
我没做什么 冷静点 I'm not doing anything. Calm down.
你静点 You calm down.
嗨 各位 H i, guys.
嗨 亲爱的 Hey, babe.
- 好啊 妈妈 - 抱歉 我迟到了 Hey, Mom. Sorry I'm late.
没事 我们也刚开动 No, don't worry. We just started.
好了 够了 Come on. That's enough.
哦 天哪 27个纤维瘤 Oh, my God. 27 fibroids.
都排成一线 All in the lining.
真恶心 That's disgusting.
是啊 我们在吃东西呢 Yeah. We're eating.
哇哦 动用了腹腔镜? Wow. Did they do that laparoscopically?
是的 天才女儿 都取出来了 That's right, smart girl. We got them all.
嗨 外面的卡车是谁的? Hey, whose truck is that?
我的 Mine.
你的? Yours?
很炫吧? Isn't it wicked?
恩恩 Mmm-hmm.
用来做生意的 For the business.
什么生意? What business?
哦 做园艺吗? Oh, you mean the gardening?
是园艺设计吧? Isn't it landscape design?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
我谈了个好价钱 这车超便宜 I got a great deal. It was super cheap.
好的 我们还有好酒吗? Okay. Do we have any more of the Fiddlehead?
不知道 没找过 亲爱的 I don't know. I didn't look, honey.
- 嗨 你好啊 - 呦 好啊 伙计 Hey, what's up? Yo, what's up, dude?
Laser 吃饭时别接电话 好吗? Laser, no phone calls at the table, all right?
伙计 我把我家的狗剃毛了 Dude, I shaved my dog.
你还在听吗? Are you still feeling it?
是的 嗨 一会再打给你 Yeah. Hey, let me hit you back.
一定 For sure.
是谁? Who's that?
没谁 只是Clay That was nobody. J ust Clay.
能问你个事吗? Can I ask you something?
你和Clay是什么关系? What do you get from your relationship with Clay?
什么什么"关系"? What do you mean "get"?
我们只是觉得他有点没家教 Well, we just feel like he's a little untended.
你觉得他对你的成长有益吗? Do you think he's the kind of person who's gonna help you grow?
嗨 你开始写那些 生日礼物的感谢卡了吗? Hey, did you get started on those thank-you notes for the birthday presents?
老妈 你真是个强迫狂 拜托 Mom, you're windshield wiping. Come on.
- 还没 但我会写的 - 好的 Not yet, but I will. Okay.
我只是觉得趁早写比较好 I just think it's better to knock them out when it's fresh.
好的 我今晚就写 Yeah, I'll do them tonight.
你不想以"抱歉"开头吧? I mean, you don't want to have to start with an apology. You know?
那就太丢脸了 Then it's embarrassing.
知道了 老妈 Mom, I know.
好了 亲爱的 她懂了 It's okay, honey. She got it.
别说了 Let it go.
好的 我不说了 Okay. I'll let it go.
要是你来教的话 I mean, if it was up to you,
我们的孩子连感谢卡都不会写 our kids wouldn't even write thank-you notes.
他们只会发射祝福光波 You know, they'd just send out good vibes.
你够损的 That's not nice.
相信我们女儿都18岁了吗? Do you believe our baby's 18?
是的啊 No, I can't.
你是大姑娘了 You big girl.
大姑娘了 Such a big girl.
大姑娘 大姑娘 Big girl. Big girl.
- 妈妈 - 什么? Mom. What?
哦 谢谢 Oh. Thank you.
Hey. Hey.
你干吗呢? What are you doing?
写感谢卡 Writing my thank-you notes.
不赖 That's good.
你知道的 你不用以"抱歉"开头了 You know, you don't have to start with an apology.
是啊 那就丢脸了 Yeah, that'd be embarrassing.
是挺糟的 That's terrible.
你想过打那个电话吗? Hey, have you thought any more about making that call?
有想过 但我不想打 Yeah, I don't want to.
你都不好奇想知道吗? How can you not even be curious about it?
你瞧 我就快离家了 不想再弄出什么麻烦事 Look, I'm leaving soon, and I don't want to have to deal with that right now.
而且那会伤到我们妈妈的 Also, that could really hurt Moms' feelings.
天哪 你干嘛那么担心她们? God, why do you have to worry about them so much?
她们不会知道的 They don't even have to know about it.
等你18岁就能打了 对吧? Look, you can do it when you turn 18, okay?
我可从没求过你什么 I never ask you for anything.
我只是不明白你为什么现在买车 I just don't understand why you bought the truck now.
因为如果我想做这活的话 Because if I'm gonna start this business,
就需要车来装工具 I need something to haul my equipment in.
好吧 只不过有点心急了 Okay. It just seems a little cart before the horse.
什么意思? What does that mean?
亲爱的 你连客户都没呢 Well, sweetie, you don't have any clients yet.
知道吗 You know,
是你一直教导我要实现"可能"的 you're the one who's always telling me to act "as if."
那倒是 我说过 你是对的 That's true. I do. You're right.
抱歉 抱歉 很高兴你买来那车 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's good you bought the truck.
- 主动出击 - 是啊 It's proactive. Yeah.
嗨 你想看部电影吗? Hey, you wanna watch a movie?
那种电影吗? A movie-movie?
是啊 我们有段时间没做过了 Yeah. We haven't done that in a while.
好吧 All right.
我不喜欢这片里的男的 You know, I don't like the guys in this one.
刮得太干净了 They're too shaved.
别盯着片看啊 Don't focus on it.
好吧 Okay.
该死的 哦 天那 Fuck. Oh, my God.
嗨 嗨 冻死我了 Hey, hey, I'm cold.
我不能呼吸了 亲爱的 I can't breathe, honey.
那个... Well...
该死的! Shit!
遥控器在哪? 遥控器在哪? Where's the remote? Where's the remote?
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
街坊邻居一定都听到了 The whole neighborhood heard that.
不会的 No, they didn't.
该死 Shit.
真是扫兴啊 That was a vibe kill.
嗨 嗨 Brooke 能帮我个忙吗? Hey, hey, Brooke, can you do me a favor?
能把唐莴苣递给我吗? Can you get that Swiss chard for me?
好的 没问题 Sure, no problem.
谢谢 Thanks.
- 你好吗? - 嗨 Paul How are you? Hey, Paul.
嗨 靓女 Hey, foxy.
嗨 Hey.
恩 Mmm.
小煎饼 你闻着好有味啊 Flapjack, you are smelling ripe.
哦 抱歉 Oh, sorry.
没事 我蛮喜欢的 That's all right. I kind of like it.
- 哦 是吗? - 大地的味道 Oh, yeah? It's earthy.
刚从果园里干活回来 I've been out in the garden hoeing.
- 今晚预约得如何? - 安排得够紧的 How are we doing tonight? It's gonna be tight.
哦 是吗? Oh, really?
去干活吧 Go to work.
回见 See you.
您好? Hello?
- 你好 - 您是Paul Hatfield吗? Hi. Is this Paul Hatfield?
是的 我是 你是哪位? Yes, it is. Who's this?
我叫Wendy Mitner 我是大西洋精子库的 My name is Wendy Mitner, and I'm calling from The Pacific Cryobank.
好吧 Wendy Mitner 找我什么事? Okay, Wendy Mitner. What can I do for you?
我只是需要核实一下 您是Paul Hatfield I just need to confirm that this is the same Paul Hatfield
于1991至1993年间 在我公司捐过精子 that donated sperm with us between 1991 and 1993.
是的 我那时是捐过一点 是的 Yeah, I did a little bit of that back then, sure.
您知道我们设有保密政策 Well, as you know, the Cryobank has a confidentiality policy
如果没有您的许可 which prohibits us from releasing your identity
我们无法公布您的信息 without your consent.
不... 是的 是的 我知道 No... Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew that.
我们接到了一位小姐的电话 Well, we've been contacted
她是用您的精子出生的 by a young woman conceived using your donation,
她询问是否能和您取得联系 and she's asked if you'd be open to having contact with her.
好的 我能理解那样的请求 行的 Yeah, I'd be conceivably into something like that. Yeah.
很好 Hatfield先生 我会通知她 并很快与您取得联系 Great, Mr. Hatfield. I'll let her know and get back in touch soon.
谢谢 Thanks.
哦... Oh...
我是说 我那时才19岁 I mean, I was 19 years old.
N久之前的事 早就忘得一干二净了 It was, like, just so long ago. I totally forgot about it.
我从没想过我的精子会派上用场 I never thought they'd ever use my stuff.
为什么? Why not?
我就用了 Well, I'd use it.
哦 宝贝 Oh, baby.
这太怪了 It's weird.
我有个孩子 我想我是很好奇了 There's a kid out there. I mean, I'm kind of curious, I think.
- 是吗? - 是的 Yeah? Yeah.
那你要怎么做呢? So what are you gonna do?
不知道 换是你会怎么做? I don't know. What would you do?
不知道 I don't know.
你得好好想想 You got to figure it out.
是啊 Yeah, no doubt.
- 好吧 我得走了 - 好的 All right, I got to go now. All right.
谢谢你能来 感觉太好了 Thanks for coming. It was really nice.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
那么小心开车 So, drive safe.
M E R "Zoomer"(跳跃者) M- E-R. "Zoomer."
不行 No way.
这都不是个词 That is so not a word.
不 有这词 No, it totally is.
- 那不是个词 - 如果你想跳跃到哪 That's not a word. If you're gonna zoom somewhere,
那你就是个跳跃者 会跳跃的人 then you're a zoomer. A person who zooms.
那这会有... 让我算算 有31分... So that would be... Let's see, that's 31...
你好? Hello?
你好 我找Joni Allgood Hi. I'm looking for Joni Allgood.
我就是 Yeah, this is she.
嗨 Hey.
我是Paul 你的捐精人 This is Paul, your donor.
妈咪得了11分 Eleven points for Mommy.
哦! 你好 Oh! H i.
嗨 别那么跳跃 Hey. Don't be a zoomer.
嗨 Hey.
回来玩啊 Come back.
现在方便说话吗? Is this a good time to talk?
是的 可以说 Yeah. No, this is great.
那你好吗? 过得好吗? So, how are you? How are you?
我很好 你呢? I'm good. How are you?
我也好 谢谢 I'm well, thanks.
精子库的Wendy Wendy at the Cryobank
说起那个也许... was talking about maybe...
哦 是的 Oh, yeah. Well.
事实上是我弟弟求我和你联系的 Actually, my brother asked if I'd call you,
因为我18岁了 他才15岁 那个... because I'm 18, and he's only 15, which is,
你知道的 他没成年不能打 you know, which is too young to call.
不管怎样他想见见你 Anyway, he'd like to meet you.
如果你愿意的话 You know, if you want to.
你弟弟? Your brother?
是的 严格来说是我同父异母的弟弟 Yeah. Well, technically he's my half-brother.
我们妈妈一人生了一个孩子 你知道的 用了... Each of my moms had a kid, you know, with...
用了你的... 用了你的精子 With your... With your sperm.
她们俩都用了? Like in both of them?
是的 Yeah.
两个人? Like in two?
恩 女同志 U h-huh. Like in gay.
哦! 是啊 是啊 那就对了 Oh! Right. Right. Right on.
对啊 酷啊 我... Right on. Yeah, cool. I...
我爱拉拉 I love lesbians.
好啊 那你想要... Great. So you wanna,
一起吃个饭什么的吗? 你和你弟弟一起? I don't know, get a bite to eat or something? You and your brother?
我只是不想你的期望过高 I just don't want you to have big expectations.
你能消停一下吗? 我没什么期望 好了吗? Will you quit saying that? I have no expectations, all right?
好吧 只是提醒一下 他可能是个怪胎 Okay. I'm just saying. He might be weird.
他会捐精诶 那够怪的 I mean, he donated sperm. That's weird.
如果他不捐 我们就不存在了 所以放尊重点 Well, you know, if he hadn't, we wouldn't be here, so respect.
你好? Hello?
嘿 嘿 Hey. Hey.
- 你是Joni 是吗? - 你好 我是Joni You're Joni, right? H i, I'm Joni.
- 我是Paul 很高兴见到你们 - 很高兴见到你 I'm Paul. N ice to meet you. N ice to meet you.
- 你一定是Laser了? - Laser 是的 You must be Laser? Laser, yeah.
是啊 非常酷的名字 Right on. That's a very cool name.
谢谢 Thanks.
那么... Well...
酷 Cool.
- 是啊 - 是啊 Yeah. Yeah.
你们想问什么都可以 别介意 Listen, you know, feel free to ask me anything, anything you want.
- 好呀 谢谢 - 嗯 Cool, thanks. Yeah. Cool.
Laser 你有什么想问的吗? Laser, do you have any questions that you wanna ask?
说吧 没关系 任何事 Go ahead, shoot. Anything.
其实我没有什么 恩 特别想问的 所以... I didn't really have any, you know, specific questions or anything, so...
没有? Nothing?
没有 Not really.
我是说 我想多多了解你们 Well, I mean, I'd love to know more about you guys.
所有的事 我是说... Everything. I mean...
那你现在在做什么 Joni? 你喜欢什么? So what do you do, Joni? What are you into?
我刚高中毕业 秋季就要上大学了 所以... I just graduated high school, and I'm starting college in the fall, so...
很棒啊 恭喜啊 Hey, that's great. Congratulations.
谢谢 Thanks.
是啊 Joni是家里的天才 Yeah, Joni's the brains in the family.
她拿到了国家科学贡献奖学金 She's got the National Merit Scholarship for science.
不会吧 Shut the front door.
好了 Laser 谢了 Okay, Laser, thanks.
我只是告诉 她你很聪明 Wow. I'm just telling him you're smart.
不 只是比你用功了点罢了 No, I just work harder than you.
嗨 Laze 说真的 别把大学看得太重 伙计 Hey, Laze, seriously, don't sweat school, man.
我的成绩也不太好 但我现在干得也不赖啊 是吧? I mean, I didn't do well in school either, and I'm not doing so badly now, right?
我叫Laser 是啊 It's Laser. Yeah.
抱歉 Laser Sorry. Laser. Right.
没事 It's cool.
那你喜欢什么 Laser? So, what are you into, Laser?
Laser是个很棒的运动员 Laser's an amazing athlete.
真的吗? 是吗? Really? Yeah?
在学校你参加过什么运动吗? 还是... Did you ever play any sports in school or...
我初中时打过篮球 I did a little B- ball in junior high.
不错 就这一项还是... That's cool. Was that it or...
打着打着 觉得"团队"让我不太适应 Well, the whole "team" thing just got on my nerves after a while, you know?
比如 大伙儿会一起吼 "给他们点颜色看看!" It was like, "Hey, let's go kick some ass, man! " And...
你呢? What about you?
我踢足球 打篮球和棒球 I play soccer, basketball, baseball.
所有的团队运动 You know, all the team sort of sports.
嗨 伙计 Hey, man,
我不讨厌团队运动 I wasn't generally bagging on teams.
那是不错 我只是不太好那口 I mean, teams are great. I'm just weird that way.
我喜欢团队 很不错 I like teams. They're cool.
Cool.
这地方是你的吗? So this is your place, right?
是的 这里是我开的 很不错 Yeah, yeah, this is mine. It's cool.
我在这里干了一段时间了 You know, I've been working on it for a while.
在街那头 还有一个合作的有机农场 I also have a little organic co-op farm just up the street here.
让食物保持有机和本地化 Just keeping it kind of local and organic
简单原味的美国食品 and simple, American food.
很不错 我也喜欢 That's so cool. I'm totally into local.
- 是吗? - 你喜欢? Yeah? You are?
是的 Laser Yeah, Laser.
我一直都想让妈妈买些本地食品 I've been trying to get Moms, you know, to buy local for ages.
好啊 All right.
- 我们的车就在那 - 是的 We're just over here. There. Right. Yeah.
好的 Okay.
这是你的机车? Is that your bike?
是的 你喜欢摩托车吗? Yeah, yeah. You like motorcycles?
没错 我很喜欢这些东西 Yeah, I love them,
但你也知道 咱妈妈 对摩托车之类的东西有点儿反感 but, you know, our moms are kind of anti-motorcycle.
"有点儿"的意思是 我们敢骑 她们就敢杀了我们 所以... By "kind of" he means that they'd kill us if we ever rode one, so...
噢 那可太糟了 多有趣儿啊 Oh, that's too bad. They're a lot of fun.
确实 肯定很有趣 Yeah, I'm sure.
挺好 Cool.
没错儿 Cool. Yeah.
真... 见到你们真高兴 It was great... Great meeting you, yeah.
见到你也很高兴 N ice to meet you, too.
嗯 那就这样吧 怎么样? Yeah. It's okay, right? Good?
没问题 Yeah, for sure.
嘿 Laser 见到你真是太好了 Hey, Laser, really nice to meet you.
是啊 我也是 Yeah, you too.
好的 好的 All right. All right.
再见了 So long.
拜拜 Bye.
保持联系 嗯 Keep in touch. Yeah.
- 好吧? - 好 Okay? Yeah.
哇喔 我从来没想到他是这样的 Wow. I just never pictured him that way, you know?
他又潇洒又风趣 He was so cool and interesting.
没错儿 他还凑合 Yeah, he's all right.
啥叫"还凑合"? What do you mean "all right"?
Laser 是你吵着闹着要见他 Laser, you're the one who wanted to meet him so bad.
我知道 I know.
对吧 那么你觉得他怎么样? Yeah, so what did you think of him?
我觉得他还凑合 I think he's all right.
有点儿自恋吧? I mean, I think he's a little into himself.
- 上帝啊 - 什么? God. What?
- 你不是问我的意见嘛 - 随便你 You're asking my opinion. Whatever.
可不能告诉妈妈们 We are so not telling Moms.
为什么不呢? Why not?
哈哈 真幽默 Ha, ha. Very funny.
他想死! He wants to die!
他想死 He wants to die.
我得切记 不要在摩洛哥或者乌干达 搞海洛因 Remind me not to take heroin in Morocco. Or Uganda.
没错儿 我讨厌这种情况 Yeah. I hate it when that happens.
...现在到了该结束的时候了 ...it is now time to call it.
谁把我刀拿走了 把刀还给我! Someone took my knife. I want my knife back!
嘿 小伙子 过来 Hey, bug, come here.
我们在看电视片"锁定海外" We're watching Locked Up Abroad.
把我的刀还给我! I want my knife back!
嗯 我看过那片子 挺好的 Yeah, I've seen that one. It's good.
你上哪儿去? Where you going?
Clay那儿 Clay's.
早点儿回来 Don't be back late.
知道啦 知道啦 知道啦 I know, I know, I know.
嘿 嘿 走前来个拥抱吧 Hey, hey. Come give us a hug before you go.
拥抱 来嘛 H ugs. Come on.
不 妈 No, Mom.
抱抱她 她盼着呐 Hug her. That's what she's there for.
干脆叫他过来坐 问个清楚 Maybe we should just sit him down and ask him already.
问啥? "你跟Clay上床了吗?" What? "Are you and Clay fucking?"
"探索激情" 这个用词要好些吧 "Exploring" is a better word.
要是他俩真的探索起激情来 可怎么办? Yeah, well, so, you know, what if they are "exploring"?
青春萌动的年纪啊 This is the age for that.
我们安之若素就是了 We should be good with that.
应该如此 应该如此 We should. We should.
我就是不明白 跟那傻家伙 "探索"个啥 I just don't understand why he's exploring with that loser.
还没搞清事情究竟 不该这么快就下结论 We don't really know what's going on. We shouldn't jump to conclusions.
我觉得 他其实潜力无限 现在真是太浪费青春了 I feel like he has so much potential. He's just wasting it.
你到底是想说什么? What are you trying to say?
什么意思? 什么叫我到底想说什么? What do you mean, what am I trying to say?
我只是... 感觉你好像话里有话 I just, you know, I feel like there's some subtext here.
你说什么呐? What are you talking about?
"有其母必有其子" 听说过吧? You know, "like mother, like son"?
我们俩都懵懵懂懂 毫无追求 大把大把"浪费青春" Both of us wandering in the dark, aimless, "wasting our potential."
亲爱的 你完全偏题了 Honey, you're on a whole other tangent.
完全不知道你在说什么 I have no idea what you're talking about.
也许呢 你还没有意识到这一点 Well, you know, maybe it hasn't risen to the plane of consciousness for you yet.
嗯 也许吧 Yeah. Maybe.
有人把我刀拿走了 Someone took my knife.
他们什么样儿? So what were they like?
他们都是特别可爱的孩子 They were really sweet kids.
男孩儿呢 体格健壮 心智特敏感 The boy was this little, you know, kind of sensitive jock-type kid,
小姑娘呢 那么天真无邪 and the girl was really innocent
而且机灵可爱 冰雪聪明 but just whip-smart and super, super cute.
感觉你很喜欢他们呀 心有灵犀嘛 Sounds like you really liked them, like you guys connected.
是的 似乎真的心灵相通 Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I kind of did.
那你接下来要怎么办呢? Wow. So how'd you leave it?
你打算再去看他们吗? I mean, are you gonna see them again?
我... 嘿 Brooke I... Hey, Brooke.
嘿 Paul 看看这些 Hey, Paul. Check these out.
- 最近怎么样? - 还不错 How you doing? Good.
哇喔 看这些草莓啊 Wow, look at those strawberries, man.
它们也太... They're just...
很漂亮是吧? Aren't they beautiful?
我觉得该让你先尝尝 I thought you should have the first taste.
多谢你 Thank you.
"我觉得该让你先尝尝"... 我的小洞洞 "I thought you should have the first taste" of my pussy.
对不起 I'm sorry.
伙计 他们肯定连大麻都不碰 Dude, I don't even think they smoke pot.
伙计 一不做二不休 Dude, hold up.
来吧 我们走 真的 Come on, let's go. Seriously.
喔! 给力! Oh! Dude!
上帝啊 真恶心! 走吧 我们走 God, disgusting! Come on, let's go.
伙计 它还一动一动的呢! It's alive, dude!
放回去 Put it back.
好吧 好吧 好吧 Fine, fine, fine.
太好了! Sweet!
伙计 我们来看看 Dude, we're watching this.
不会从头到尾都是这样吧? You think the whole thing's like this?
大概吧... Maybe...
咱快进吧 Maybe we should fast forward.
Laser 怎么又把自行车 停在机动车道上 Laser, you left your bike in the driveway again.
Laser 你妈妈和我 无条件地爱你并接纳你 Laser, your mom and I accept and love you unconditionally.
你很清楚 没错吧? You know that, right?
没错 Yeah.
你也知道 任何事情 你都可以对我们毫无保留 Yeah. And you know that you can be open with us about anything.
是的我知道 Yeah, I know. Okay.
Laser 有什么想跟我们聊聊的吗? Laser, do you want to talk to us about anything?
比方说? Like what?
什么都行 J ust anything.
你想说什么都行 You know, anything on your mind.
嗯 确实有些事儿 更确切的说 我有个问题 Well, there is something. But it's more of a question, though.
没关系的 That's okay.
我们不会有什么偏见的 We won't judge you.
你们为什么看 男同志色情片呢? Why do you guys watch gay man porn?
好吧 首先我得说 我们很少看那东西 Well, first I have to say that we rarely watch that movie.
亲爱的 Honey.
其次 我确实不赞同 And, second, I really don't appreciate
你窥探我们的房间 好吧? you snooping around our room, okay?
- 是Clay的主意吗? - 不是 妈 Was that Clay's idea? No, Mom.
等会儿 我再强调一次 我不喜欢他 Wait a minute. I have to say, again, I don't like him.
我知道 我知道 I know. I know.
一看就不靠谱 Okay, he seems unstable.
亲爱的 亲爱的 他问的不是这个 Honey, honey, that's not what he asked.
你打算回答他的问题? Do you want to answer his question?
是啊 可以啊 Yeah, okay.
宝贝儿 你要知道 人类的性意识是很复杂的 Well, sweetie, you know, human sexuality is complicated.
有些时候 欲望会违背你的直觉 And sometimes desire can be, you know, counterintuitive.
比方说吧 You know, for example,
因为女人的性反应都比较内敛 because women's sexual responsiveness is internalized,
有些时候 看到一些外露的反应 会比较刺激 sometimes it's exciting for us to see responsiveness externalized,
比方说... 比方说阴茎 like with a... Like with a penis.
你们真要看 不也是看女同志吗? Wouldn't you guys just rather watch girls doing it, though?
你可以这么想 Well, you would think that.
但是 那种电影一般都找 两个直女假装一下 But usually in these movies, they hire two straight women to pretend,
太假了 简直没法看 and the inauthenticity is just unbearable.
哇哦 够了够了 Whoa, that's enough.
Laser 你妈妈和我意识到 Laser, your mom and I sense
你的生活起了些波澜 that there's some other stuff going on in your life.
我们只是不想置身事外而已 We just want to be let in.
什么意思? What do you mean?
你是不是在谈恋爱 (跟别人保持某种关系)? Are you having a relationship with someone?
你可以跟我们说 宝贝儿 我们会理解你 支持你的 You can tell us, honey. We would understand and support you.
我只见过他一次 Look, I only met him once.
什么叫"一次"? What do you mean once?
- 他是在线搜索到你的? - 等下 Did he find you online? Wait.
- 什么? - 到底是谁? 只见了谁一次? What? Wait, wait, who did you meet once?
- Paul - Paul? Paul是谁? Paul. I met him with Joni.
我跟Joni见的他 Paul? Who's Paul?
- 怎么还扯到Joni? - 她一手安排的 Why was Joni there? She set it up.
等下 先别管谁安排的 Paul是谁? Wait, forget the set-up. Who's Paul?
我们的精子捐献者 Our sperm donor.
你们难不成觉得我也弯了? Did you guys think I was gay?
不 No.
不可能 No way.
当然不会 Of course not.
我们理解 你们会好奇 想知道生父是谁 Yeah, I mean, we understand that you'd be curious about your biological father.
这完全正常 I mean, it's completely natural.
但为什么不告诉我们呢? But why didn't you tell us?
因为我们知道 你们会不开心 Because we knew you'd be upset.
- 哪有不开心 - 一点儿也没有 We're not upset! No, no, no.
没有不开心 只是希望 这样的事 也跟我们聊聊嘛 We're not. We wish that you'd included us in the conversation.
如此而已 That's all.
但是... 但是既然 你们都见到他了 也挺好 You know? But... But you met him, and that's cool.
见完了 大家就接着过日子吧 And now, we can move on.
我倒是挺想再见他一次 Actually, I want to see him again.
还想见? You do?
是的 我本来打算告诉你的 Yeah, I was gonna tell you.
嗯 不行 听见了吗? 不可以 Well, no. Okay? No way.
我们没见到他之前 谁也不许去见他 No one's seeing anyone until we meet him.
我明白啊 他是亲爹呗 I get it, okay? He's their biological father and all that crap.
但感觉真他妈不好 But it still feels really shitty.
就好像我们这样还不满足 你明白吗? Like we're not enough or something, you know?
我当然理解 你也知道 我不... Of course I know. You know, I don't...
我不想跟任何人 按时段分享我们的孩子 I don't want to time-share our kids with anybody.
尤其这又赶上 Joni最后一个待在家的暑假 Especially when it's Joni's last summer at home.
没门儿 No way.
上帝啊 Jules! Jesus, Jules!
水管工刚刚来清洗过 太恶心了 The plumber was just here. God, it's gross.
我们得多留几个心眼儿 Look, we have to be smart about this.
如果搞得像泼妇一样 只会更糟 You know, if we act like grubby bitches, we're just gonna make it worse.
我明白 I know.
我们就以柔克刚 把这事儿安顿好 Let's just kill him with kindness and put it to bed.
我听你的 亲爱的 I'm with you, honey.
我们一起把这事儿摆平 好吗? We're gonna get through this, okay?
我爱你 小鸡 I love you, chicken.
我也爱你 小马 I love you, too, pony.
- Paul 见到你真高兴 - 嗯 是啊 Paul. It's so great to meet you. H i. Yeah.
见到你我也很高兴 Great to meet you, too.
- 嘿 我是Jules - 你好 Jules Hey. Jules. Hello, Jules.
- 我是Nic - 你好 Nic I'm Nic. Hi, Nic.
你好 Hi.
估计不至于太堵车吧 I hope the traffic wasn't too bad.
我骑摩托车来的 基本上 是从车流中穿梭而过 No, I took my motorcycle, so I pretty much just weave through it.
哦 那真不错 Oh, great.
我给你们带了这个来 I brought you this.
不知道你们喝不喝酒 I don't know if you folks drink wine.
噢 别提了 我们爱死红酒了 Oh, no, are you kidding? We love it.
哇喔 是佩蒂席拉葡萄酒 你太客气了! Wow, a Petite Sirah. What a treat!
86年的 '86.
我去拿酒杯 Yeah. I'll get some glasses. All right.
Yeah. Wow.
- 房子很漂亮 - 啊 多谢了 多谢 Beautiful house. Yeah, thanks. Thanks.
你们在这儿住很久了? You guys been here a long time?
是的 大概有十年了 Yeah. You know, about 10 years.
上帝啊 已经那么久了? God, has it been that long? I mean...
那是... 对 你认识他们 对对 That's... Yeah. You know them, yeah.
嘿 Joni 你好啊? Hey, Joni. How you doing?
- 还不错 你呢? - 还好 Good, how are you? Good.
- 你好 哥们儿 - 你好 Hey, man. Hey.
哥们儿 怎么样? What's up, man?
你还好吧? You okay?
是的 是啊 不错 Yeah. Yeah, great.
少喝点儿酒 亲爱的 大白天呢 Go easy on the wine, hon. It's daytime.
恩 鸡毛蒜皮的事儿 你也别管太多啊 Okay. Same goes for the micromanaging. Okay?
Paul 你是不是一直都知道... So, Paul, did you always know that...
好好 Yes.
...自己想干食品服务行业? ...that you wanted to be in the food services industry?
我一直都很喜欢吃的 I always liked food.
Oh, yeah.
不是 我之所以这么问 是因为想起我当时看你档案 No, I was asking because I remember when I was reading your file,
当时我们在寻找... back when we were looking for,
合适的... 捐精者 you know, sperm...
- 土豆沙拉递给我好吗 宝贝? - 好 Can I have the potato salad, babe? Sure.
当时档案上写着 主修国际关系 Anyway, you said that you were studying international relations.
哇 那真是... 很久以前了 Oh, yeah. Wow, that was a... That was a long time ago.
没错 我考虑过一直学下去 但后来还是退学了 Yeah, I was considering it, but then I dropped out of school.
不读大学了? You dropped out of college?
是的 我实在不是这块料 Yeah, it just wasn't my thing.
- 怎么会? 干吗这么说呢? - 我不知道 No? Why's that? I don't know.
读了一阵子 觉得无异于浪费钱 It just seemed like a massive waste of money after a while, you know?
整天在教室傻坐着 听教授口若悬河 I was just sitting on my ass listening to people spout ideas
讲的那些东西 直接看书不就得了 I could just as easily have learned in a book.
Oh.
Okay.
我并不是说 I'm not saying that, you know,
我就因此觉得 高等教育全都没用 I think that higher learning uniformly blows.
我觉得 大学教育 对一部分人来说很有好处 You know, I think college is great for some people.
Joni 你会喜欢大学的 Joni, I'm sure you're gonna love it.
但是... 我是个行动主义者 我边干边学 But just... I'm a doer. That's how I learn.
我生来就那样 也许是挺怪 It's just me. I'm weird that way, I guess. Thank you.
也许正因为此 我才做食品服务行业 Which is probably why I'm in the food services industry.
没错 Right.
妈 你发现了没? Hey, Mom, you see what he did there, right?
你说"食品服务行业" You said "food services industry,"
他才说"食品服务行业" so then he said "food services industry."
嗯 我知道 Laser 多谢 Yeah. I got that, Laser. Thanks.
那么 Paul 你的... So, Paul, what about your...
你的社交生活如何? What about your social life?
我的社交生活? My social life?
对 结婚了吗? 还是离了? 有对象吗? Yeah, you know, are you married, divorced, seeing anyone?
- 妈 - 怎么了? Mom. What?
- 想多了解一下Paul嘛 - 没关系的 We're getting to know Paul. It's okay.
没关系的 我... 没结过婚 也没离过婚 No, no, it's okay. I... No, I've never been married nor divorced.
偶尔约会几次 I date sometimes,
但目前 生活重心还是经营餐厅 but I'm really just kind of focused on my restaurant right now.
说的也有理 Well, that's... Yeah. Makes sense.
干杯吧 So, cheers.
好 干杯 Yeah. Cheers.
话说 真是好酒啊 Excellent wine, by the way.
谢谢 Thank you.
再问一下 你多大年龄了? How old are you again?
你肯定是家里专门负责查户口的 You must be the griller of the family.
没错 Yeah.
不 没关系 No, that's okay.
积极一点儿我觉得挺好 I like to be positive.
对啊 Yeah.
你们俩是怎么遇到的? So how'd you two meet?
我们相遇在UCLA的校园 We met at UCLA.
我当时是个住院医生 I was a resident,
Jules遇到了点紧急情况 and Jules had an emergency.
我舌头当时麻了 My tongue was numb.
- 是么? 你的舌头? - Laser Really? Your tongue? Laser.
噢 上帝啊 Oh, my God.
别扫兴嘛 It's not nice.
你才扫兴 这故事听了千万遍了 No, that's not nice. I mean, we've heard that story 100, 000 times.
- 你舌头怎么了? - 我不知道哇 What happened to your tongue? I don't know.
我的脸啊 舌头啊 完全失去知觉 I mean, I lost all the feeling in my face and my tongue.
我就非常担心啊 担心自己会窒息 And then, you know, I got really nervous 'cause I thought that I was gonna gag
搞不好还会... and, you know, maybe like...
噎住? 挂掉? Choke? Die?
对啊 没错 Yeah, exactly.
你怎么帮她的? What'd you do to help her?
我给了她一片儿安定 I gave her a Valium,
让她放松 试着让她说出话来 and I told her to relax and tried to get her to talk,
- 让她的舌头动起来 - 对 you know, move her tongue around. Yeah.
她就开始揶揄我 不过确实有效果 Actually, she started teasing me, and that really helped.
想让你分散注意嘛 I was trying to distract you.
我知道 很有用 你当时可有意思了 I know. It worked. You were really funny.
你那时候真漂亮 You were really pretty.
然后呢 我的舌头慢慢恢复了 And then, you know, my tongue started working again.
- 是的 - 上帝啊 妈 行了 Sure. God, Mom, please.
嗯 Yeah.
从那以后 咱就形影不离了 Wow, we've been glued at the hip ever since.
那是一定啊 Yeah. No doubt.
是的 真棒 好故事 Yeah. Great. Great story.
嗯 我们喜欢这个故事 Yeah, we like it.
Nic 你是个医生 我了解了 So, N ic, you, you're a doctor, I know that.
那你呢 Jules? But what are you into, Jules?
在忙什么? What do you do?
恩 我呢 大学读的建筑学 Well, you know, I mean, I studied architecture in college.
不错啊 Right.
但我没有入这行 But I'm not really an architect.
我是说 在我成为建筑师之前 I mean, I was on my way to becoming one,
孩子们降临了 but I quit before the kids were born.
真不巧 That happens.
等他们慢慢长大了点 And then when they got a little bit older,
我就开始做巴厘岛家具进口的生意 I started a Balinese furniture import business.
很给力啊 Right on.
但生意也不景气 But that didn't really work out.
是啊 做生意不容易 Yeah, businesses aren't easy.
的确是 Yeah.
不过 现阶段我正打算重新创业 But I'm in the process of starting a new business.
很好啊 是什么生意? Great, good for you. What's that?
景观设计 不是园艺 Landscape design. I mean, you know, not gardening.
有园艺的成分 I mean, you know, there's a gardening component,
但是旨在创造一个独具匠心 but, really, the real work is in creating unique,
自然环保的空间 eco-friendly spaces that, you know, the surrounding,
与自然融为一体 that blend, you know, with the surrounding environment.
听的明白吗? You know what I mean?
明白 Definitely.
基本都明白了 Most definitely. Yeah.
Joni 跟Paul说过你的毕业演讲吗? Hey, Joni, did you tell Paul about your graduation speech?
不 她还没告诉我 No, she didn't tell me.
真是充满智慧 鼓舞人心 It was so full of wisdom and hope.
Yeah.
嘿 去拿来 Hey, go get it.
我敢打赌Paul会喜欢的 You know, I bet Paul would like to hear it.
不 妈 我肯定他不喜欢 No, Mom, I'm sure he wouldn't.
不 不 不 他当然会 No, no, no, sure he would.
快 去拿来 Go on, go get it.
不 我才不要 No, I don't want to.
甜心 别害羞 Sweetie, don't be embarrassed.
妈妈 我没害羞 天哪 别逼我行不行 Mom, I'm not embarrassed. Jesus, give it a rest. J ust let it go.
我去拿些冰淇淋 I'm gonna get some ice cream.
我帮你 I'll help. Okay.
亲爱的 这是第四杯了 Honey, it's your fourth glass.
事实上 是第三杯 还是谢谢你替我数着 Actually, it's my third. But, you know, thanks for counting.
嘿 我在想 Hey, I was... You know, I was thinking.
我去年买了块地... I just bought this place last year, and it's...
后院还是一片狼藉呢 I mean, the backyard's a wreck.
你有兴趣来帮我修整一下吗? Would you be interested in maybe coming and doing some work for me?
恐怕... That's okay.
我是说真的... No, seriously. I can't...
我自己没那空闲... I don't have time to do it myself and...
谢谢你邀请我 Well, I mean, that's really sweet of you,
但你真要好好想想 but you should think about it, you know.
为什么呢? 我说都说了 No, why? I just did.
如果你不愿意 也没关系 I mean, it's all right if you're not up for it. It's okay.
不 我愿意 No, I am. I'm up for it. Yeah.
- 是吗? 是吗? - 嘿... Yeah? Yeah? Hey...
好的 All right.
Okay.
不错 Great.
真棒 Excellent.
还挺巧哈 Right on. Yeah.
咱不是说好了吗 别让他过多地介入我们的生活 I'm just saying, the plan was to limit his involvement.
我搞不懂了 你不是一直希望我谈到客户吗? You're unbelievable. I mean, you're all about me getting clients.
如今客户来了 你却说 "不 他不行" And then I get a client, and you're like, "Oh, no, not him."
对 但他不只是客户 Jules Yeah. But he's not just a client, Jules.
是他捐的精子啊 He's our sperm donor.
你没听过一句话吗? "别在吃饭的地方拉屎" I mean, haven't you heard the expression "don't shit where you eat"?
听过 真令人作呕 Yes, and I think it's disgusting.
好吧 我道歉 可他自我感觉也太好了吧 Okay, I'm sorry. Look, he just seemed so self-satisfied to me.
知道吗? You know?
是啊 转行转得太给力了 Yeah, he was working the "alternative" thing pretty hard.
天呐 你没听他说嘛 Oh, my God. When he said that thing about,
"我得去外头闯一闯 可不能整天死读书" "Oh, I just need to get outside and do things, not sit on my ass and learn.
"我生来就那样 是挺怪的" "But that's just me, you know. I'm weird that way."
我会清理一下这些草丛 实在是... 太荒废了 I'd certainly clean up a lot of this grass. It's pretty... It's wasted.
好的 Sure.
薰衣草很漂亮啊 The lavender is so nice.
这里光照那么好 And with the sun that you have, that and, like, that rosemary,
到处都会长满迷迭香 你都不用太操心 which kind of grow everywhere, and you wouldn't even have to think about it. Yeah.
可以做成秘密花园的风格 搭点棚子架子的 You could go like a whole, like, Secret Garden, kind of a trellis-y,
若隐若现嘛 like hidden kind of thing.
或者呢 走走亚洲风格 Or you could, you know, you could go like Asian-y.
极简风格 搞点石头 特干净的那种 Minimal. You know, like rocks and kind of all clean and...
你想怎么样都可以 Whatever you think.
恩 你觉得呢? Well, what do you think?
我倒觉得 极简风格还真委屈了 You know what? I'm not... I'm not feeling minimal.
真的 多多益善 I really... I'm really liking more is more.
别把这地当成小羊来驯啊 You know? I mean, let's not try to tame this space, okay?
多好呀 枝繁 叶茂 又丰饶 Let's just let it be like lush,overgrown, fecund.
丰饶 Fecund.
就是肥沃呀 Like fertile, yeah?
丰饶这词儿我喜欢 只是人们不常说 No, I love that word. You just, you don't hear people use it very often.
对 No, yeah.
行啊 多多益善 我喜欢 Yeah, more is more. Yeah, I like that.
那就开工吧 Right on. Let's do that.
- 我很抱歉 - 什么? I'm sorry. What?
不停地在你脸上看到我孩子的表情 I just keep seeing my kids' expressions in your face.
- 真的? - 是啊 Really? Yeah.
就像这样"真的?" "对" 像极了Laser Like that. Like, "Really?" Like, yeah. That's like Laser.
Hmm.
Well...
你喜欢平台吗? Do you like patios?
嗯 平台不错 可以啊 Yeah, patios are good. Okay.
哦 Yeah.
- 可以在那里做一个平台 - 哪儿? We could put a patio up there. Where?
去看看 Let's take a look.
你好 捐精爸爸? 帅大叔一个嘛 Hello. Donor Dad? Stone cold fox.
美好的事物 从你嘴里说出来 咋就那么不中听呢 Must you take everything beautiful and make it dirty?
行了 Okay.
说说罢了 这亲爹可真够精神的 I'm just saying. Spermster's a hottie.
单身吗? Is he single?
首先 你快别恶心我了 Okay. First of all, ew,
其次 他人很好 and second, he's a really good person.
瞧你那一身脏劲儿 可别玷污了他啊 So I'd prefer it if you didn't taint him with your whore juice.
说得有理 我先走了 Fair enough, hairy muff. I'm out of here.
你们这对小情侣让我无地自容了 You lovebirds can split my letters.
要继续玩吗? Do you want to keep playing?
当然 Sure.
Okay.
有时候我挺为Sasha难过的 Sometimes I feel sorry for Sasha, you know?
Yeah.
好像每件事她都能往那方面想 It's like she has to sexualize every experience, you know?
挺糟糕的吧 It's just sad.
我知道 真的 不太好 Yeah. Yeah, I know. That's sad.
来啊 Oh, come on.
比分怎么样? Hi ya, what's the score?
不分伯仲 Pretty close.
- 啊? - 20比3 赛点了 Yeah? 20 to three. Match point.
跟他聊得怎么样? So how'd it go today?
还不错 我们决定了大方向 It was good. We settled on a concept.
哦 是什么? Ah. What is it?
就是 恩.. Well, you know, it's kind of...
真的很难解释 It's kind of hard to explain.
应该实地去看看 You really have to see the space.
好吧 Laser 你给Pup-pup写祝福卡了吗? Okay. Hey, Laser, did you write the get-well card for Pup-pup?
Laser 拜托 Laser, come on.
我还要做什么? 我给你买了贺卡 在桌上放好 What do I have to do? I bought you the card. I put it on your desk.
你只要在上面签个名 All you have to do is sign it.
妈 消停一会儿吧 我会做好的 Mom, just settle down, okay? I'll do it.
轮不到你叫我消停 先生 Hey. You don't tell me to settle, mister.
要是明早还没放到邮箱里 If it's not in the mail by tomorrow morning,
我们就不去看道奇队的比赛了 we're not going to the Dodger game Saturday, okay?
随便 我也另有计划 Whatever. I have other plans anyways.
什么计划? What other plans?
我在问你呢 I asked you a question.
我约了Paul了 行吗? 真是的 I said I'd do something with Paul, okay? God!
妈的 Shit!
我可不认为这是个好主意 I believe this might not be such a good idea.
- 在录了吗? - 对 Are you filming? Yeah.
- 他不会成功的 - 你不会成功的 Clay He's not gonna make that. You're not gonna make that, Clay. No way.
我们做点其他的吧 Let's do something different.
你可别给我临阵脱逃啊 好好录 Will you quit being such a choch and run the camera?
我只做一次 给我他妈的录好了 I'm only doing this once, so keep my shit in frame.
好吧 All right.
我准备好了 All right, I got it.
靠! 伙计! Shit! Dude!
- Clay 你还好吧? - 操! Clay, are you all right? Fuck!
- 你录下来了吗? - Clay 没摔伤吧 伙计? Did you get it, dude? Clay, you all right, bro?
- 认真问你 还好吧? - 我他妈好极了! 操! Seriously, are you okay? I'm fucking fine! Fuck!
妈的 你录了没? Did you fucking get it? God!
是啊 录了 Yeah, I got it.
- 我操 - Clay... Fuck, dude. Clay...
这他妈太疯狂了 That was fucking crazy.
你家在哪 Clay 这儿吗? Where's your place, Clay, up here?
对 靠右边的 Yeah, right here on the right.
真不错 恩? This is good. Cool here?
是啊 Yeah.
自己小心 You take care. Later.
再见 See you.
我们等他进屋再走 Let's wait till he gets to the house.
或许下次应该我们两个自己出去 Maybe we could hang out together just you and me next time.
Clay人挺好啊 ... 就是血气方刚了点 Clay's cool. He just... You know, he gets a little amped sometimes.
那怎么叫血气方刚呢 太傻了 That's not amped, man. That's being a tool.
他不傻 好吗? 这就是他的风格 No, he's not a tool, okay? That's just his way.
好吧 我不喜欢他跟你说话的口气 Yeah, I don't like the way he was talking to you at all.
你又不是很了解他 Well, you know what? You don't know him very well, do you?
你只和他相处了一回 I mean, you hung out with him once.
你说得对 我不了解他 You're right. I don't know him.
问你个事儿行吗? Can I ask you something?
当然 Sure.
为什么捐精子? Why'd you donate sperm?
看上去可比献血有趣多了 It just seemed like a lot more fun than donating blood.
我想助人为乐 No, I loved the idea of helping people.
帮助那些想要孩子却无能为力的人们 People who were in need, you know, wanted to have kids and couldn't.
你这么做 就为了助人为乐? So then you did it to help people?
很久以前的事了 It was a long time ago.
你得了多少报酬? How much did you get paid?
你为什么想知道? Why do you want to know that?
好奇而已 I'm just curious.
一次...60美元 I got paid 60 bucks a pop.
这么少? That's it?
那时来说 可是很大一笔了 Well, it was, like, a lot of money to me at the time.
现在通货膨胀 涨到90了 And with inflation, it's like $90 today.
Hey.
我很高兴我做了 I'm glad I did it.
哇 Whoa.
在弄什么? What's this?
来 过来 H i. Come here.
过来 坐下 Come here. Sit down.
我为我最近的烦躁刻薄表示抱歉 I'm sorry that I've been so edgy lately, you know.
我知道我没有控制好自己 I know I haven't been my highest self.
是啊 Yeah.
但你对我一再容忍 And you've been really patient with me.
我想说 我已经意识到这个问题 好吗? And I just want you to know that that hasn't gone unrecognized, okay?
水怎么样? How's the water?
很棒 一起吗? It's perfect. You wanna come in?
等会儿 你先洗吧 In a minute. You enjoy it first.
我忘记放薰衣草浴盐了 I forgot the lavender bath salts.
- 我无所谓 - 不 不 不 Oh, I don't care. No, no, no.
我去拿 我专门买的 I wanna get them. I got them special.
别走 别 Don't go. Don't.
不动哦 我马上回来 Don't move. I'll be right back.
Nic? Nic?
嘿 Nic? Hey, Nic?
上帝! Jesus!
U h-huh.
好 我明白了 Right. No, I understand.
我知道腹痛的位置 但听起来不像宫缩 I understand where the pain is, but it doesn't sound like a contraction.
我觉得是胀气 对不起 It sounds more like gas. I'm sorry.
操! Fuck!
恩 好的 Right. Okay.
就照我说的做吧 您不用太担心 All right, this is our plan. I don't think you should worry,
如果没有缓解 您再打电话给我 and I think you should just call me back if it continues.
确定不要咖啡? You sure you don't want any coffee?
不 谢谢 No thanks.
好的 It's good.
没关系 I'm all right.
我想 我明天准备去苗圃看下 But I think I'm gonna go to the nursery tomorrow,
这个叶子花的方案 你得先给我批了 so I want you to sign off on this Bougainvillea.
没问题 Sure.
这是什么? 你做的? What is this? Did you make it?
对 就地取材 做了些派 Yeah. That's some pie I made. It's right from my garden.
草莓馅儿的 It's strawberry-rhubarb.
来 尝尝 Here. Try.
恭敬不如从命 Yeah, okay. Twist my arm.
- 天呐 - 味道不错吧? Oh, my God. It's good, huh?
- 欲罢不能啊 - 多吃点 That's criminal. Have some more.
不 不 把它端走吧 No. No, please, just take it away.
来吧 Come on.
- 你只吃了一口 - 不 不 如果我多吃一口 You had one bite. No, if I have one more,
你就只能从我菊花回收了 因为全塞我肚子里去了 you're gonna have to tape it to my ass 'cause that's where it's gonna end up.
嘿 别虐待自己了 那可不是理由 Hey now, don't go negative on your ass. No reason for that.
那我就用叶子花了? You're good with the plants, then?
我可以调整的 'Cause, you know, I can change it.
如果你不喜欢 我们改其他的 If you're not happy with it, we can do something else.
- 不 不 我 - 你喜欢什么样 都能量身定做 No. No, no. I'm... We can get whatever you want, you know?
我就是考虑考虑 I'm just thinking.
恩... 我很喜欢 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'm good with them. They're great.
Oh.
它们很美 They're great.
抱歉 我把沉默当成批评了 Sorry. Sometimes I mistake silence for criticism.
我没责怪你 I wasn't criticizing you.
我知道 我只是... No, no, I just, you know...
有时候Nic有点吹毛求疵 因为她是个完美主义者 Sometimes Nic can be a little critical 'cause she's a perfectionist.
你为什么要那样想呢? Well, I don't see why you'd take it that way.
我觉得你很...能干 I think you're really talented.
真的? Really?
真的 Really.
打扰一下? Excuse me, se駉ra?
有事? Yeah?
5... 00.
好的 谢了 Okay, thanks.
明天这时候? Same time tomorrow?
对 明天这时候 Yeah. Same time tomorrow.
晚安 Good night.
谢谢 晚安 谢谢 Thank you. Okay, good night. Thank you.
Whew!
我也该走了 I should get going, too.
明天这时候? Same time tomorrow?
- 别贫了 - 拿着这个 That's mean. Take this.
不 我不要 No. U h-uh. I don't want it.
- 拿着 - 不 Take it. No.
- 给孩子们的 - 不 不要了 For the kids. No. I don't want it.
拿着吧 Come on.
你也太会推销啦 No. God, you are such a pusher.
Oh!
Wow. Okay.
我也不知道怎么回事 对不起 真的很对不起... I don't know where that came from. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. I...
Jules Jules.
我马上就走... I'm gonna just go and...
没关系 It's okay.
不 我只是... No, I just...
没关系 没关系 It's okay. It was okay.
现在我要回去啦 But I shall return!
What?
今天和Paul怎么样? So how'd it go with Paul today?
你说什么? What do you mean?
你们犁地了还是掘土了? 我不知道专业术语怎么说 Well, did you break ground? Did you dig in? I don't know the terms.
我们就概念性地聊了聊 We just talked, conceptually.
Oh, wow.
没啥实质性进展吗? 他觉得这样没问题? So it was less of a "doing" day? Was he okay with that?
我看 咱别那么关注Paul的事儿了 You know, I think we should lay off the Paul digs a little.
好啊 Oh, okay.
我想过了 地里该堆一些肥 And I also think we should start composting.
来 戴上这个 Hey, take this.
多谢 Thanks.
别晒黑了 You got that fair skin.
你可没我皮厚 You don't have my peasant blood.
不理它 Ignore.
谁打来的? Who's that?
Nic老妈 快被她逼疯了 My mom, N ic. She's driving me crazy.
是吗? 她怎么你了? Yeah? What's she doing?
当我是12岁小孩啊 She's treating me like I'm 12.
我看她是不想承认 我都成年了 It's like she doesn't want to admit that I'm an adult.
她是你妈呀 当妈的就是操心的命 Well, that's your mom. That's her job.
管得我一点自由都没有吗? 那也太操心了 What? To smother me to death? That's not her job.
如果不想再这样下去 得自己争取 If you want things to be different, you got to do that,make that happen yourself.
你也得替自己操操心嘛 That's your job.
Yeah.
喜欢辣椒吗? Do you like peppers?
嗯 Yeah.
谢了 Thanks.
哪能啊 伙计 差了20码呢 There's no way, dude. You missed it by, like, 20 feet.
要是Paul不在场 我准成功 Well, if Paul wasn't there, I could have made it.
那哥们儿 吓到我了 That guy creeps me out.
看起来有点弯啊 想表现得像你爸爸 He's kind of a fag, dude, trying to act like your dad and shit.
随你怎么说 Whatever, all right?
嘿 伙计 Hey, buddy. Hey.
我以前在附近见过这狗 估计是走丢了吧 I've seen this dog around here before. I think he's lost.
咱往它头上撒泡尿吧 Let's pee on his head.
什么? 不行 What? No.
你要干吗? Where you going?
你到底要干吗? Dude, what are you doing?
你只管稳住它 Dude, just hold him.
别闹了行吗 Dude, quit it.
"别闹了行吗" "Dude, quit it."
快跑 去那儿玩吧 快去 Go on, get out of here! Go!
你怎么那么娘娘腔? Why are you such a fag?
你也太他妈操蛋了 Why are you such a fucking dick?
- 这顶帽子很衬你 - 谢谢 That hat looks good on you. Thanks.
- 送你了 - 谢谢 Keep it. Thank you.
从没坐过摩托车? Never been on a bike?
嗯 Mmm-mmm.
从没 Never.
你得戴上这个 You got to wear one of these.
好 Okay.
坐稳 抓紧了 You've got to hold on tight right there.
要走咯 准备好了吗? Here we go. You ready?
- 好了 - 确定? I'm ready. You sure?
嗯 Yeah.
宝贝别担心 该回来自然会回的 Hey, babe, relax. She'll be back when she gets back.
别安慰我了好吗? 够了 Quit telling me to relax. Okay?
搞什么搞? What the fuck?
哇哦 刚好有人忘了告诉我 Wow. Funny how someone conveniently forgot to tell me
他们是骑摩托车回来的 that they were driving home on a motorcycle.
你知道我在医院见过多少人 Do you know how many people I've seen come into the hospital paralyzed
因摩托车事故而瘫痪吗? from motorcycle accidents?
我骑车很安全 Nic I'm a very safe driver, N ic.
我完全不是在说这个 Paul Yeah, that is so not the point that I'm making, Paul.
Joni知道这是我绝对不能容忍的 Joni knows that this is something I'd just never allow.
妈妈 我已经18岁了 Mom, I'm 18 years old.
是吗? Yeah?
一个月内我就会离开家了 I won't even be living here in, like, a month.
至少你现在还住这里吧 Yeah, well, you're living here now. Yeah?
你就不能提前当我不在吗? Well, why don't you get a jump on it and pretend like I'm not?
她从来没对我这么冲过 She's never talked to me like that before.
如果你少限制她一点 You know, if you backed off a little bit on the restrictions,
也许冲突也会少一点 you probably wouldn't have so much conflict.
噢是吗? 你是这么想的吗? Oh, really? You think so, Paul? Is that how it works?
怎么了? What's going on?
没事 没事 Oh, nothing. Nothing.
Paul正在给我上育儿课 Paul's just giving me some child-rearing lessons.
我只是说... I'm just saying...
听着 等你养过18年的孩子 再来教育我 明白? Listen, when you've been a parent for 18 years, you come and talk to me, okay?
我只是建议一下 I'm just making an observation.
我可不需要你那多余的鸟建议! Yeah? Well, I need your observations like I need a dick in my ass!
Joni? Joni?
宝贝 我很生气 Honey. Look, I was upset, okay?
你知道我不能忍受摩托车 You know how I feel about motorcycles.
是的 我知道你的感觉 Yeah, I know how you feel about them.
可是我已经是成年人了 请尊重我的感觉 好吗? But I'm an adult now, and you have to respect that, okay?
晚安 Good night.
这里? 行吗? Good? Good?
嗯 非常好 谢谢 Yeah, that's perfect. Thanks.
嗨 Paul Hey, Paul.
嗨 Jules 怎么了? Hey, Jules. What's up?
没什么 想为昨晚的事道歉 It's all right. I just wanted to say I'm sorry about last night.
- 没事... - 我也很尴尬 Hey... I was really embarrassed.
不是你的错 是她太激动了 Hey, it wasn't you. It was her who wigged out.
她最近挺不好受 I think she's, you know, she's just having a really hard time.
你懂的 You know?
说真的 你不必为她说话 Yeah. You really don't have to defend her. Seriously.
还有那次的吻 你知道 那不是我本意 And about that kiss, that's... You know, I don't do that.
我知道 I completely sensed that, yeah.
所以... So...
我只是想澄清一下 I just wanted to clear the air.
澄清了 The air is cleared.
很明白 No, it's clear.
不 Paul 不行 No, Paul, I can't!
为什么? 你不想? Why? You don't want to?
不 外面还有个人 No, I have a guy outside!
噢 是的 那家伙 Oh, yeah. Right, the guy.
噢 天 Oh, God.
等会 等等 Okay, wait. Wait.
哇哦! 瞧瞧! Well! Hello!
Yeah! Yeah!
- 别这么用力 - 好的 好的 Okay, not so hard. Not so hard. Okay.
什么? What?
Oh, my God! Yeah?
来吧 Come on.
打扰了 Excuse me?
他妈的 开什么玩笑 You gotta be fucking kidding me!
哦 天呐 天呐 Oh, God. Oh, God.
太太 打扰一下? Excuse me, se駉ra?
- 真他妈不敢相信 - 好吧 I can't fucking believe it. Okay.
你得去和他讲讲 要跟他说吗? You gotta go talk to him. Are you gonna go talk to him?
- 好的 擦 - 神呐 Okay. Fuck. Oh, God.
妈的 Shit.
- 对不起 打扰一下? - 来了! Excuse me, se駉ra? Okay!
怎么了? Hey, what's up?
你想把石头放哪? Where do you want the stones?
石头? Stones?
放栅栏旁边 Over by the fence.
怎么了? What?
我在洗澡 I was using the bathroom.
你要用洗手间吗? Do you need to use the bathroom?
行 那我待会回来 Okay, then. I'll be right back.
好 慢慢来 Okay. Take your time.
勾射 That's H.
是的 Yeah, I know.
好 带球上篮 All right. Lay-up.
好的 All right.
不用对我手下留情 你要赢了 Now you don't have to go easy on me because you're winning.
没人喜欢爱卖弄的人 Nobody likes a show-off, man.
你要背后运球 You gotta go behind the back.
妈呀 God.
能问你个问题吗? Can I ask you a question?
你愿意被土葬还是火葬? Would you rather be buried or cremated?
就这问题? That's your question?
我更愿意被火葬 I'd rather be cremated.
我觉得... I think I'd...
我更愿意被土葬 I think I'd rather be buried.
为什么? But why? I mean,
只会占用土地资源 you're just gonna be taking up more space in the earth.
我不知道那种感觉 I don't know. The idea of being, you know,
被烧成惨白的玩意 有点让我害怕 torched into a chalky white substance has got me a little freaked out.
那有什么关系? 你都不会感觉到 Why does it matter to you? You're not even gonna be conscious.
好吧 我也不知道 Okay, well, maybe, I don't know,
我希望有个地儿 人们能来探望我 I want a place for people to come and visit me one day.
可是为什么? 死了以后 But why? You're gonna be dead.
你都不会知道自己在那里 You won't even know they're there.
好吧 放轻松 Okay. Take it easy.
快点 Come on.
那你喜欢Nike还是New Balance? So, what do you like better, Nike or New Balance?
- Nike - 来 投一个 Nike. Oh, God, here we go.
天 我喜欢你的项链 能看看吗? God, I love your necklace! Can I see it?
当然 Sure.
太美了 It's so beautiful.
谢谢 Thank you.
是非洲的吗? Is it African?
对 埃塞俄比亚产的 Yes, it's Ethiopian.
你去那儿买的? Did you get it there?
不 在布鲁克林跳蚤市场买的 No, I got it at a flea market in Brooklyn.
你是那里来的吗? Is that where you're from?
不 我是本地人 No, I'm from here.
- 挺好 - 嘿 感觉如何? Cool. Hey, guys, how you doing?
- 很好 - 吃的怎么样? Good. How's the food?
好极了 It's great.
是吗? 那只鸡不打算吃了? Good? You're not gonna eat your chicken?
- 很好吃 - 好吃么? It's so yummy. It's good?
嗯 非常好吃 Yeah, it's really good.
抱歉我要借用一下可爱的Tanya I'm sorry, but I have to take the lovely Tanya away for a moment.
好吧 姑娘们 和你们聊天非常愉快 All right. It was lovely talking to you, ladies.
- 和你也是 - 和你也是 You, too. You, too.
我觉得你的捐精爸爸在给我性暗示 Okay, I'm sorry, but your donor daddy is giving me the sex vibe.
才不 他才不会那么做 No, he's not. He wouldn't do that.
为什么? 他又不是我爸爸 Why not? He's not my dad.
够了 Sasha 太恶心了 God, Sasha, that's totally gross!
不是每个人都想和你做爱 明白? Not everybody wants to have sex with you, okay?
尤其是当你像荡妇一样的时候 Especially when you act like a slut.
草泥马 Fuck you.
看起来饥渴过度又不可靠 Well, it makes you seem insecure and desperate.
我才不是饥渴又不可靠 I'm not insecure and desperate.
我只是性欲旺盛的普通人 I'm just a normal, sexual person.
你要是不那么一本正经 也许就能理解 Maybe you'd understand that if you weren't so uptight.
你妈的 我才不一本正经呢 Fuck you. I'm not uptight.
这些天然授粉番茄太美味了 Oh, my God, these heirloom tomatoes are amazing.
是的 正应季 Oh, yeah, they're in season.
Joni从Paul的花园里拿了点回来 You know, Joni brought some home from Paul's garden the other day.
超巨大 They were huge.
孩子们常和他在一起? So the kids have been spending time with him?
是的 各种 珍贵时光 家庭团聚 Yeah. Yeah, they're spending all kinds of quality time together.
你真幸运 孩子们和捐献者相处很好 Well, you're lucky. You're lucky that the kids bonded with the donor.
你也听过那些悲惨故事 I mean, you hear so many nightmare stories.
不 太好了 他们相处的太好了 No, no, it's great. They all just get along famously.
显然 Paul什么都是对的 Apparently, Paul can do no wrong.
你好 再来一瓶西韦赤霞珠 Excuse me. Could we get another bottle of the Seavey Cabernet?
谢谢 够了 够了 我不喝了 Thank you. I'm okay. I'm okay. I don't need any more.
你得一个人喝了 Nicole Yeah, you're alone on this one, N icole.
你们学会做巴西莓沙冰了吗? Hey, so have you guys gotten into the whole acai smoothie craze?
巴西莓水果系列 Acai fruit packs.
算是会了吧 把全食买的东西一搅和 Yeah. No, but they're pushing them like crack at Whole Foods.
Joel迷上这个了 他自己买搭配原料 Joel is so addicted to it. He buys it by the case.
我是这么做的 Here's what I do.
把香蕉 冰草莓 麻仁浆到入搅拌机 I throw one in the blender with bananas, frozen strawberries and hemp milk.
告诉你们 简直是震撼美味 And I'll tell you what, it is pretty sensational.
你杀了我算了 J ust fucking kill me. Okay?
- 亲爱的 - 抱歉 Honey. I'm sorry, guys,
我现在真是见不得什么麻仁奶啊 有机农场啊 but I just can't with the fucking hemp milk and the organic farming.
如果我再听到谁说喜欢自然授粉番茄 And, you know, if I hear one more person say that they love heirloom tomatoes,
我他妈真要自杀了 明白? I'm gonna fucking kill myself. Okay?
我们现在都流行用堆肥了 Oh. And do you know that we're composting now?
"别扔垃圾箱里" Oh, yeah. "No, don't throw that in the trash.
"要放到堆肥池里" "You have to put it in the composting bin
"可爱的小蠕虫们会把它变成有机肥" "where all the beautiful little worms will turn it into this organic mulch,
"这样会觉得很有成就感呢" "and then we'll all feel good about ourselves." You know?
我不能忍了 明白? 我真他妈见不得这些 I can't do it, okay? I can't fucking do it.
亲爱的 要喝点绿茶么? Hey, babe. How about some green tea?
Jules 我就想喝我的酒 你爱咋咋地吧 You know what, J ules? I like my wine, okay? So fucking sue me.
顺便说一句 红酒里还含有白藜芦醇 And FYI, red wine has a chemical called resveratrol in it,
已经被证实可以延年益寿 which has been proven to significantly extend human lifespan.
是的 你一天喝一千杯试试 If you drink, like, a thousand glasses a day, yeah.
滚你的 Fuck you.
- 很抱歉 - 没关系 I'm sorry. It's okay.
去找她吧 Go to her.
Whoa.
她们到底怎么了? What the hell is going on with them?
天啊 你到底怎么了? Oh, my God. What is going on with you?
还不都是因为Paul It's this whole Paul thing.
他已经把我搞疯了 明白? It's just driving me crazy, all right?
我感觉他在抢夺我的家庭 I feel like he's taking over my family.
不 他只是... No. He's...
需要点什么吗? Can I get you anything?
不 谢谢 他并没有 No thanks, no. He's not. He's not.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 对不起 Okay, I'm sorry, all right?
我想我是累了 I guess I'm just exhausted.
也许你该休假一阵子 重新充电 Yeah, maybe you just need to take some time off, recharge.
对吧? Right?
是的 可是谁来赚钱? Yeah, right. Who's gonna pay for that?
我是说 对不起 I mean, look, I'm sorry,
可是 我觉得我肩负着所有负担 but, you know, I feel like I'm carrying the whole load here.
是的 因为你总喜欢这样 Yeah, 'cause that's the way you like it.
掌握控制权 That's the way you keep control.
你指什么? What are you talking about?
行了 你就是不喜欢我去工作 Come on, you hated it when I worked.
总想让我在家带孩子 You wanted me at home taking care of the kids.
- 想要我做主妇 - 并不是这样 You wanted a wife. That is just not true.
不 请来的保姆 你一个都不喜欢 No, you didn't like any of the nannies,
而且完全不支持我的事业 and you sure didn't back my career.
你说什么? 我还帮你开创了新事业 What are you talking about? I just helped you start another business.
是的 能让你自我感觉良好 Yeah, so you can feel better about yourself.
不 Jules 只是想让你感觉好点 No, Jules. So you can feel better about yourself.
你还喜欢我吗? Are you even attracted to me anymore?
还要喝酒吗? Would you still like the wine?
不 谢了 结帐吧 No, thank you. We'll just take the check from inside, please.
好 没问题 Okay, no problem.
扯我头发 Oh, yeah. Pull my hair.
Okay. Oh, yeah.
Okay.
Ow!
好想抽根烟 自Laser出生就没抽过了 I really want a cigarette. I haven't smoked since Laser was born.
你吸烟吗? 有烟吗? Do you smoke? Do you have a cigarette?
偶尔抽 但手边没有烟 Sometimes, but I don't have any.
我可以去给你买点 I could go run out and get you some.
好的 噢 不 别走 Yeah. Yeah, no, no. No, don't go.
天啊 God.
你觉得 Do you think
我是个不中用的大龄女同性恋吗? I'm some sad-sack, middle-aged lesbian?
我一直在想如何向朋友们形容你 You know, I have been trying to come up with a way to describe you to my friends,
现在终于想到了 谢谢 and now I finally have it. Thank you so much.
去死吧你 Fuck you.
你要接吗? You want to get that?
不 我更想接着做 No, no. I want to get some of this.
Paul 我是Joni Paul, it's Joni.
我只是想打来替Sasha道歉 I just wanted to call you and apologize for my friend Sasha.
当你把手放她肩上时 You know, when you put your hands on her shoulders,
她好像觉得... I think that she thought that...
- 嗨 Joni 是我 - 别接 Hey, Joni. It's Paul. Don't get that.
对不起 我真的得替Sasha道歉 Listen, I'm really sorry about Sasha the other night.
噢不 我...我完全没意识到 No, I didn't even... No, no. No... Really, I didn't even notice that.
希望你不要觉得尴尬 I hope you didn't feel uncomfortable.
不 完全不会... No, not at all. I...
完全不在意 Not at all.
- 噢 好的 只要你... - 你等一下 Okay, sure. Well, as long as... Hold on, hold on.
喂 喂 等会 Wait, wait, wait.
不 放开我 No, just get off me.
我只是... 等我一秒钟 I'm just gonna... Give me one second.
放开 Get off.
Jone? Jone?
噢 我妈在那儿吗? Oh, is my mom there?
你妈妈? 不 她不在 Your mom? No, no. She split.
她去家得宝办事了 She went on a Home Depot run.
你去了家得宝吗? Did you go to Home Depot?
是的 刚回来 Yeah. J ust got back.
挺快的 That was fast.
对 没排队 Yeah, no lines.
干吗用这种表情看我? What's that look you're giving me?
哪种? What look?
你现在这种表情 The look that you're giving me right now.
不 这不是表情 这是我的脸 No. That's no look. That's just my face.
好吧 我不跟你兜圈子玩 Yeah, I'm not gonna play this game with you.
你自己心里有数 You know, you can keep your judgments to yourself.
太太 我什么表情也没 No. I didn't give no looks, se駉ra.
我不会问你怎么总是在擤鼻涕 I don't ask why you blow your nose all the time.
如果有吸毒问题 也是你自己的事 If you have a drug problem, then that's your business.
不 我没有毒品问题 No, I don't have no drug problem.
我有过敏症 I have allergies.
那你怎么是园丁? Then why are you a gardener?
因为我喜欢花 'Cause I love the flowers.
说什么都没用 Man, this is not gonna work.
我今天结束会给你工资 You know, I'm gonna pay you through the end of the day,
然后你的工作就结束了 明白? and then we're through. Okay?
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
谢谢 Thanks. Thank you.
我们能谈谈吗... Can we talk about...
不能 No, we can't.
- 就说几句 - 知道为什么吗? A little bit. You know why?
因为没什么可说的 'Cause there's nothing to talk about.
你自己清楚 I think you know.
你懂的 You know.
听着 Look.
我知道你们都和Paul相处得很愉快 I know you've all been enjoying your time with Paul.
也知道自己没有像大家一样公正待他 And I know that I haven't been as open to him as everybody else,
这导致了我们之间的摩擦 and that's caused some friction between us.
不过 我会试着改变的 好吗? But I'd like to try and change that, okay?
所以我在想 So I was thinking
咱们一起去他家吃个饭 应该不错 it might be nice if we all had dinner at his house sometime.
这样我就能更了解他一点 Now that way, I could get to know him a little bit better,
还可以看到妈妈的后院佳作 and I could see all the good work that Mom's been doing in the backyard.
你们觉得呢? What do you think? Yeah? Sure.
- 很好啊 - 不错 Yeah. Sure.
对吧? Yeah?
Yeah.
太好了 Great.
还没...我还没完成呢 It's not... I'm not done yet.
你知道的 还没完工... You know, I'm not, you know...
是 我知道 No. No, I know.
还没开始种东西呢 I haven't done all the planting or anything.
但我想看看这过程 But I wanna see the process.
除了绿色 还没别的颜色呢 You know, like other colors, other than green colors.
那很好 我只是想看看过程 Well, that's okay. I just wanna see the process.
好极了 Great.
Hey.
- 要帮忙吗? - 是的 Need a hand? Sure.
等等 我来帮你 Hold on. Let me help you.
- 准备好没? - 好了 Ready? Okay.
就放这儿 Right here.
Yeah.
我们不能再这么做了 We can't be doing this.
我知道 这... I know. This is...
我结婚了 I'm married.
还有孩子们 The kids.
而且我爱Nic 所以... Yeah, and I love Nic, so...
- 嘿 - 我不... Hey. I don't...
但那时的确很不错 It was fun while it lasted.
对不起 Sorry.
我给你买了些烟 I bought you some cigarettes.
上帝 我这是怎么了? Jesus. What is wrong with me?
我不该把Luis那样给开除了 真是大错特错 I shouldn't have fired Luis like that. That was so wrong.
我觉得你太为难自己了 Yeah, I think you're being hard on yourself.
有时候 事情砸了就是砸了 You know, I mean, things just get messed up sometimes.
不 不 何止砸了 简直一团屎 No, no, that wasn't messy. That was fucked up.
太屎了 I am so fucked up.
我... I...
我想我爱上你了 I think I'm falling for you.
上帝 Paul Oh, God, Paul.
别这样 Don't.
多美的一个夜晚 Tonight was a really good night.
是啊 Yeah.
那一桌 大概点了5瓶酒 That one table had, like, five bottles of wine.
真是太疯狂了 丰收的一夜啊 It was crazy. It was a big night.
Joni真的很美 You know, Joni's really pretty.
我想她是遗传了你的 I think she's got some of your genes.
你这么认为? 我觉得她更像她妈妈 但谢了 You think? I think she looks more like her mom, but thanks.
感谢你的夸奖 I appreciate that.
看你当爸爸的样子 真是可爱 It was really cute seeing you in Dad mode.
是吗? Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
让我想上你 It made me want to fuck you.
是吗? Yeah?
是的 Yeah.
我一直怀念我们一起过夜的时光 You know, I've been missing our sleepovers.
我们很久没那么做了 不是吗? Yeah, we haven't been doing that in a while, have we?
Mmm-mmm.
等会儿来找你吧? You want to meet up later?
Tanya Tanya,
你是那么的性感和美丽 但是我... you're so sexy and beautiful, but I...
我觉得我们不该再这么做了 I don't think we should do that anymore.
我们在一起的确很愉快安逸 You know, what we have is really fun and easy,
但我不想到了五十岁 还只是四处玩玩逢场作戏 but I don't want to be that, like, 50-year-old guy who's just hanging out, you know?
我真的想要有个家庭 I really do want to have a family,
我需要一个愿意和我组成家庭的人 and I need to be doing that with someone who's, like, ready to go there with me.
Oh.
好吧 Okay.
Tanya Tanya.
去你的 Yeah? Fuck you.
锁好了 It's locked.
很显然这里还得花更多工夫 Yeah, I mean, obviously I have more to do down here.
我必须把它填上 现在只做了个大概 I gotta fill it in, but this is the general idea.
不 看上去棒极了 No, it looks great.
是吗? Yeah?
真是太原生态了 It's so indigenous.
真的 我为你感到骄傲 Really. I am so proud of you.
你喜欢? Yeah, you like it? Yeah?
我为你感到骄傲 I'm so proud.
我爱你 亲爱的 I love you, honey.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
- 真高兴你能喜欢 - 太不可思议了 I'm so glad you like it. It's incredible.
天啊 Oh, man.
等等 那个叫Luis的家伙怎么样了? And now, wait, how's that guy Luis working out?
我不得不开除他 Man, I had to fire him.
上帝 Oh, my God.
他有毒品问题 Yeah, he has a drug problem.
你开玩笑吧! 什么毒品? You're kidding! What drug?
不 我知道...我... No. I know... I...
估计贩点儿毒吧 Blow, I think.
孩子 你真是个天生好手 You're a natural, kid.
- 我知道 - 很好 I know. Good.
你真是天才 You're a natural.
你放再多橄榄油都不为过 You can never have too much olive oil.
大禁忌 Big no-no.
我刚忘了 Oh! I forgot.
Nic 我有瓶超赞的1998年Alma Rosa 葡萄酒 我想你会喜欢的 N ic, I got a bitching 1998 Alma Rosa that I think you're just gonna love.
我想我还是喝水好了 非常感谢 You know what? I think I'm gonna stick with water, but thank you so much.
- 你确定? - 是的 You sure? Yeah.
Jules Jules.
Paul 这牛排真是太好吃了 Paul, this steak is delicious.
谢谢 Thank you.
真的 这...你用的什么调料? Really, it's... What is the seasoning?
伙计们 我们只是给它加了点松露油 对吧? Guys, we just misted it with a little truffle oil, right?
Mmm-hmm.
- 很简单 - 哇哦 It's so easy. Wow.
多棒的主意 我们也该去试试 亲爱的 对吧? What a good idea. We ought to try that. Right, honey?
Mmm-hmm.
做得几近完美 And it's done to perfection.
怎么? 是不够嫩吗? Yeah? It's not too rare?
不 不是 Oh, no, no.
多汁而鲜脆 这才叫半熟 It's juicy and tender. Exactly what rare's supposed to be.
是吗? 人们走进餐馆 Right? I mean, I got people coming into the restaurant,
看到牛排上的点点红色 就吓坏了 they see the slightest bit of red, they just start freaking out.
这也太烦人了吧 Isn't that annoying?
我每次烤肉 周围都会有人这样 That happens to me all the time when I'm grilling.
红色说明鲜嫩 Hey, red is rare.
喂 那是血红 Hello, it's bloody.
I mean... Hello?
谢谢 Yoo-hoo. Hello, thank you.
如果你在阿根廷要了份半熟的 Yeah, I mean, if you're in Argentina, and you ask for rare,
他们会给你个盘子 摆一只还在叫的牛 they bring you a cow still mooing on the plate.
我真的很想去阿根廷 布宜诺斯艾利斯应该... I really want to go to Argentina. Buenos Aires is supposed to be...
我注意到那边你的唱片收藏了 Hey. I noticed your record collection over there.
真的很棒 Wow, it's quite an eclectic mix, you know.
Nic 谢谢 Thank you very much, N ic.
不用 You're welcome.
很少看到直男喜欢Joni Mitchell的 You don't meet too many straight guys who love Joni Mitchell.
确实 You sure don't.
你喜欢Joni? You like Joni?
也不是啦 只是给女儿起了一样的名字 No, not really. We just named our daughter after her.
真的吗? 别骗人 Really? Oh, shut the front door.
少来 真的吗? 你从没告诉过我 你是以Joni M命名的 Come on. Really? You never told me you were named after Joni M.
这太傻了 我不想提起它 It's so dorky. I don't like to bring it up.
真是太酷了 That is so cool.
你最喜欢Joni的那张专辑? No, what's your favorite Joni album? It's not cool.
"蓝色" Blue.
我们简直是兄弟 Right? My brother from another mother.
上帝啊... Oh, my God. I mean...
我高中大半时光 都在屋里 一边听那专辑一边哭 Listen, I spent half of high school in my room crying to that album.
那唱片 真是要了我的命 That record, it kills me.
- 永不停息 - 是的 It doesn't stop. No.
"River"啊 "California"啊 (唱片中曲目) River. California.
"A Case Of You" A Case Of You.
"All I Want" All I Want.
天啊 Oh, God. Right?
* I am on a lonely road * I am on a lonely road
* And I am traveling, traveling, traveling * And I am traveling, traveling, traveling
* Looking for something * Looking for something
* What can it be * What can it be
* I hate you some, I hate you some * I hate you some, I hate you some
* I love you some * I love you some
* I love you * I love you
* When I forget about me * When I forget about me
* I want to talk to you * I want to talk to you
* I want to shampoo you * I want to shampoo you
* I want to renew you again and again * I want to renew you again and again
* Applause, applause * Applause, applause
* Life is our cause * Life is our cause
* When I think of your kisses * When I think of your kisses
* My mind see-saws * My mind see-saws
* Do you see, do you see * Do you see, do you see
* Do you see how you hurt me, baby * Do you see how you hurt me, baby
* And I hurt you, too * And I hurt you, too
* That's why we both get * That's why we both get
* so blue * so blue
棒极了 Bravo.
妈 可别弃医从乐啊 Don't quit your day job, Mom.
嘿 要在这世上敞开心扉 已经够困难的了 Hey. It's already hard enough to open your heart in this world.
别让它变得更难 Don't make it any harder.
你说的对 对不起 真是美妙的表演 You're right. I'm sorry. It was a wonderful rendition.
美极了 谢谢你 Beautiful, thank you.
我喜欢这个人 I like this guy.
Nic 谢谢 Why, thank you, N ic.
Paul 你家洗手间在哪? Okay. Paul, where's your bathroom?
就在那边 角落那里 It's just right here around the corner.
好的 谢了 All right. Thanks.
我想来杯Alma Rosa 好吗? And you know what? I am gonna have a glass of the Alma Rosa, okay?
好的 All right.
我想 你一定会特喜欢阿根廷 So, I think you'd really love Argentina.
我真的很想去那 I really wanna go there.
布宜诺斯艾利斯 绝对是 Buenos Aires is literally, like,
世界上最美的城市之一 one of the most beautiful cities in the world.
我在大峡谷时 遇上了一场暴风雨 I was in a rainstorm in the Grand Canyon.
- 我们能去吗? - 我带你去 Can we go? I'll take you.
我们在墨西哥的巴哈 遇上一条很大的响尾蛇 A big rattlesnake when I was in the desert in Baja, Mexico.
我带你们去巴哈吧 We should. I'll take you to Baja.
我在沙漠中 然后... I was in the desert and...
那里是什么样子? What's it like there?
非常美 It's beautiful.
本来想冲浪 但是浪头太小 I was surfing, but then there was no waves,
于是几个人就登入了山林中 so we climbed up into the mountains.
我听到声响 发现是条响尾蛇 And I hear a rattling, and it was a rattlesnake.
我慌了啊 不知该怎么办 And so I was scrambling. I didn't know what to do,
摸到一块石头 就朝响尾蛇扔去... so I reached out for a rock, and then I threw it at the rattlesnake...
你们在那边待过吗? Did you guys spend some time up there?
是的 很久以前 Yeah, a long time ago. Yeah. Yeah.
美极了 美丽的沙滩 你会喜欢的 Beautiful, beautiful beaches. You'd like it.
真高兴你们能来 It's really nice having you guys over.
招待不周 I don't entertain here very much.
干杯 Cheers.
- 好的 - 好的 All right. All right.
敬这不同寻常的一家 To an unconventional family.
你和Paul非常处得来 You and Paul were getting along like gang-busters.
你一直和他睡 是吗? You're sleeping with him, aren't you?
什么? What?
说实话 好吗? J ust be honest with me, okay?
我都快失心疯了 别再逼我 Don't make me feel crazier than I feel right now.
这是哪听来的? 我不... Where is this coming from? I don't...
他家下水道里 有你的头发 Well, I found your hair in his drain.
因为... Because...
我一直在工作嘛 挺脏的 就去冲了个澡 Because I was working, and I got dirty, and I took a shower.
是吗? 你还小睡了一会? Yeah? Did you take a nap, too?
你爱上他了吗? Are you in love with him?
没有 No.
你现在喜欢男的了? Are you straight now?
不是 根本没这回事! No. It has nothing to do with that!
我只是感觉最近和你很疏远 I've just felt so far away from you lately.
所以是我的错咯? Oh, right. So it's my fault?
不! 哪有人说谁错了? No! Who said anything about fault?
听我说! Just listen to me!
我在听! I'm listening!
要说什么? What?
我...我只是... I just... I just...
我需要... I needed...
什么? 被人上? What? To be fucked?
不是 被重视 No. Appreciated.
我一直没重视你 是吗? Well, it's always what I'm not doing for you, isn't it?
好吧 我一辈子都不会对你做的是: Well, okay. Here's what I don't do to you.
我不会去和别人上床 来解决问题! I don't work out my issues by fucking other people!
他不只是"别人" He's not just "other people."
不是! 他是我们的精子捐献者 No! He's our sperm donor.
你真是伤我太深了 You couldn't have picked a more painful way to hurt me.
你要去哪? Where are you going?
我要水! I need water!
Oh!
该死! Shit!
该死 Shit.
Joni Joni.
我不想和你说话 I don't want to talk to you.
我们谈谈吧 Can we just talk about what happened?
我说了 我不想和你说话 I said I don't want to talk to you.
好的 我理解 Okay. I understand.
Laser? 亲爱的? Laser? Honey?
怎么了? What?
我知道 你和Joni什么都听到了 I know that you and Joni heard what was going on,
我想告诉你 我和Paul已经结束了 and I wanted to tell you that what happened with me and Paul is over.
现在什么事都没有了 There's nothing going on now.
好的 Okay.
我知道 你得花上一段时间来调整 I know it'll probably take you a while to process your feelings around this,
但我只想告诉你 如果你想谈任何事 我都会在 but I just wanted to tell you that I'm here if you ever want to talk about anything.
你想谈谈什么吗? Is there anything you want to talk about?
不太想 Not really.
Nic怎么样了? How's Nic?
她一团糟 She's a mess.
她们互不搭理 我从没见她这样子 They're not talking. I've never seen her like that.
是他吗? Is it him?
喂? Hello?
亲爱的 你怎么样? Hey, darling. How you doing?
你个伪君子 You're such a phony.
什么? Excuse me?
你装得很亲切 很好人 但你不是 You act like you're so groovy and together, but you're not.
你是个烂人! You're a shitty person!
不是吧 Oh, no.
发生什么了? What happened?
和我妈? With my mom?
听着 请你让我过去和你谈谈 Listen, you gotta let me just come and talk to you, honey, please.
你是怎么回事? What's wrong with you?
Joni 请听我说... Joni, listen to me. Please...
别再打电话给我 Don't call me again.
Paul 看看这些黄瓜 长得很好吧? Hey, Paul, look at these cukes. Aren't they awesome?
不 No.
该死 Fuck.
真见鬼! Fuck!
喂? Hello?
我刚和Joni聊过 I just talked to Joni.
怎么了? 发生了什么? What happened? What's going on?
Nic在你家洗手间发现了我的头发 N ic found my hair in your bathroom.
- 该死 - 在下水管里 Fuck. I n the drain.
就那天晚上? The other night?
是的 Yeah.
天啊 Oh, my God.
我说 Hey, you know what?
不然我们就豁出去吧 反正大家都知道了 I just say we go for it. I mean, it's all out in the open now.
让我们在一起吧 I mean, let's just do this thing.
Paul... Paul...
Jules 我不在乎你怎么说 我们能够... I don't care what you say, Jules. We can...
咱在一起没有错 会开心的 This can work, you know. This isn't a mistake.
Paul Paul.
一切皆有原因 This isn't just happening for no reason.
让我们把孩子聚到一起 Let's get the kids together.
- Paul 别这样 - 我受够了这生活 Paul, come on. I'm sick of this life.
- 让这成真吧 - 我喜欢女人 Let's make this happen. I'm ready.
我准备好了 I'm gay.
管它呢 我想... Fuck it. I wanna...
上帝 Jesus.
喂? Hello?
慢点喝 猛妞儿 Hey, hey. Slow down, tiger.
当心一会儿吐 You don't wanna get sick.
我没事 I'm fine.
你要和他谈谈吗? Are you gonna talk to him?
嗯 Yeah.
- 嘿 - 嘿 Hey. Hey.
我喜欢你的脖子 很性感 I like the scruff. It's sexy.
谢谢 Thank you.
不好意思 我们正在聊天 Excuse me. We're in the middle of a conversation.
没关系 That's okay.
我能和你谈谈吗? Can I talk to you?
当然 Yeah.
失陪一下 Excuse me.
青辣椒 沙司酱 蓝玉米墨西哥薄饼 Green chilies, queso sauce, blue corn tortillas.
这是布兰诺辣椒 This is a poblano pepper.
什么事? So, what's up?
你还好吧? Are you okay?
很好 Fine.
我想再要个枕头 沙发太松了 I just wanted to get another pillow. The couch is really saggy.
你背疼? Your back hurts?
是的 超级疼 Yeah. It's super achy.
那就吃点儿镇痛药 Well, you should take some Advil.
派对怎么样? Hey, how was the party?
还好 Fine.
很多人吗? Were there a lot of people there?
不知道 I don't know.
亲爱的 你喝醉了吗? Are you drunk, honey?
没有 No.
你自己开车回来的? Hey, did you drive yourself home?
是的 有什么大不了的? 我没醉 Yeah. What's the big deal? I'm not drunk.
在我看来 你肯定醉了 You seem drunk to me.
你应该知道 Yeah, well, you should know.
你刚说对我说什么? What did you say to me?
- 没什么 我要睡了 - 亲爱的 我... Nothing. I'm going to bed. Hey, honey. I...
你想怎样? 我都照你说的去做了! What do you want from me? I did everything you wanted!
每门课都是A! 申请的学校 每一所都要我 I got all A's! I got into every school I applied!
你绝对可以好好展示一下 自己拥有多完美的女同志家庭! Now you can show everyone what a perfect lesbian family you have!
别这样和你妈说话! Don't talk to your mom like that!
都这份上了 你有资格教我该怎么做? You're really gonna tell me how to act? Now?
我仍然是你妈妈 你... You know what? I am still your mother, and you...
别碰我! 真受够你们俩了! Don't touch me! I'm so sick of both of you!
我给你的灯 带上了吗? Hey, did you remember to pack the lamp I gave you?
Mmm-hmm.
我们总能在那边买到东西 Well, we can always get stuff there, you know.
如果到时候房间太暗 或者需要加床被子... I mean, if your room's too dark, or you need extra bedding or...
妈 我又不是去西伯利亚 I'm not going to Siberia, Mom.
不敢相信 这是你在家吃的最后一餐了 I can't believe it's your last dinner at home.
你不会真的要哭吧? Are you seriously about to cry?
我还真希望你是同性恋 那你就会敏感得多 I wish you were gay. You'd be much more sensitive.
应该是Sasha 我去开门 That's probably Sasha. I'll get it.
要开多久的车? How long a drive is it?
我猜要八个小时 About eight hours, I think.
你来这干什么? What are you doing here?
我只想在你走前 和你谈谈 拜托了 I just needed to talk to you before you left. Please.
没什么好谈的 There's nothing to talk about.
我想再向你道歉 I wanted to apologize again.
对于发生的事 I can't tell you
我感到无比惭愧 无比后悔 how ashamed, how much I regret what happened.
我们曾经玩得那么开心 So, like, everything that happened between us,
都算什么? 都是瞎扯淡吗? what was that? That was just bullshit?
不 绝不是扯淡 No, no. It wasn't bullshit at all.
Okay?
我知道 现在你们也不太相信我了 I know that I don't have much credibility right now,
但我真的 真的很在乎你们 but I really, really care about you.
我想知道 有一天我还会再看到你 And I wanna know that I'm gonna be able to see you again someday.
你觉得 咱们还能相见吗? I mean, I... Do you think that could ever happen?
我不知道 I don't know.
我只是希望你原本会... I just wish that you could've been...
什么? What?
更好 Better.
Oh.
先生 你还真是有胆量 You have got some balls, mister.
Nic 等等 Hold on, N ic.
不 不 不 你等等 No, no, no. You hold on.
你知道你对我的孩子做了什么吗? You know what you did to my kids?
该死 Shit.
让我告诉你 先生 这不是你的家庭 Let me tell you something, man, this is not your family.
- 他们是我家人 - Nic 我知道 This is my family! I know that, Nic.
不 你不知道 No, you don't know.
你不知道 你知道为什么吗? You don't know, and you know why?
他妈的 你纯属无端干涉 Because you're a fucking interloper.
如果你那么想要自己的家庭 找人建一个呀 If you want a family so much, you go out and make your own!
让我说句话 I need to say something.
这也不是什么秘密 我和你们的妈妈 现在一团糟... It's no big secret your mom and I are in hell right now, and...
说到底 婚姻太难了 Bottom line is, marriage is hard.
真他妈的艰难 It's really fucking hard.
两个人 Just two people
要面对多少烂事儿 年复一年 越来越老 变得不一样了 slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing.
像是跑一场马拉松 It's a fucking marathon, okay?
所以 有时在一起太久 你的眼中... So, sometimes, you know, you're together so long, that you just...
就不再有对方了 You stop seeing the other person.
你能看到的 只有自己的不顺和不快 You just see weird projections of your own junk.
你不再和对方谈心 转而做出轨之事 Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails
表现得很肮脏 做愚蠢的选择 我就是这样 and act grubby and make stupid choices, which is what I did.
我为此感到恶心 因为我爱你们 也爱你们的妈妈 And I feel sick about it because I love you guys, and I love your mom,
说的都是真话 and that's the truth.
有时候 偏偏就伤害了你最爱的人 我也不知道为什么 Sometimes you hurt the ones you love the most. I don't know why.
如果我读过更多的俄国小说 那么... You know, if I read more Russian novels, then...
不管怎样... Anyway...
我只想说 我为自己所做的一切 感到非常抱歉 I just wanted to say how sorry I am for what I did.
我希望你们最终会原谅我 I hope you'll forgive me eventually.
谢谢 Thank you.
Oh!
- 真漂亮 对吧? - 真的很大 N ice, huh? This is big.
比我想的要大 It's bigger than I thought it would be.
好的 Okay.
灯带了吗? 谢天谢地 在这 Did you remember the lamp? Thank God. Here it is. Here.
亲爱的 你想把这放哪? Honey, where do you want this?
你想放桌上? 还是床边? Do you want it on your desk? Do you want it next to the bed?
各位 我自己来吧 Guys, I've got it.
- 我想床单在这 - 妈 I think the sheets are in here. Mom.
各位 我自己能行 好吗? Guys, I can do it, okay? No, no, I can do it.
妈 Mom.
那是... Is that...
妈 我来 我自己能行 Mom, I got it. I can do it.
谢谢 让我自己待会儿 好吗? Thanks. Can I just have a minute, please? Okay?
- 好的 - 好的 Okay. Okay.
好吗? Okay?
好的 Okay.
很好 Great.
Hey.
你们去哪? Where'd you guys go?
我们要把车开走 We had to move the car.
我还以为你们走了 I thought you left.
我们不会不辞而别的 We wouldn't leave without saying goodbye.
别这么不信任我们 Give us some credit.
以后没你在身边 会很不习惯的 It's gonna be weird not having you around anymore.
很抱歉把你一个人留在她们身边 Sorry to leave you alone with them.
会没事的 It'll be okay.
伙计们 别这样 Hey, guys, come on.
没事的 我很快就会打电话给你们 Hey, it's okay. I'll speak to you soon, okay?
好的 Okay.
我觉得你们不该分手 I don't think you guys should break up.
不吗? 为什么? No? Why's that?
你们太老啦 I think you're too old.
Laser 多谢了 Thanks, Laser.
孩子们都很好 -=结束=- 谢谢观看
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