他被打倒了 太棒了 And he's down. That's it!
太棒了 克萊恩·薩米·斯萊蒙 That's it. Cleon "Slammin"' Salmon
仍然是世界重量級冠軍 Is still the heavyweight champion of the world.
致命的一擊 勝負已定 What a deadly punch. It's all over.
在這個由前拳擊冠軍克萊恩·斯萊蒙
掌管的邁阿密飯館裏
名流雲集 你可以縱情享受海鮮
頂級的優美環境讓你感覺就像一個重量級選手
服務貼心周到 只收現金
拳王飯館 （食物22分 裝修21分 服務19分 花費78美元）
查格評估(美國一家對旅遊企業進行評估的公司)
拳王飯館
你們好 兩位嗎 Hi. Two?
夥計 Hey, buddy.
幫個忙 我女朋友不喜歡她的金槍魚 Do me a favor. My girlfriend don't like her tuna.
-對不起啊 -沒關係的 - Oh, I'm sorry. - It's fine.
你在說什麼呢 你剛剛還說它沒弄熟呢 What do you mean? You just said it was undercooked.
-跟這傢伙說啊 -沒關係的 亞瑟尼 人家正忙著呢 - Tell the guy. - It's fine, Anthony. The guy is busy.
斯特西 他就是個活動扳手 Stacy, he's a monkey wrench.
他應該做的 看著啊 It's his job. Look.
讓我來給您撿吧 Oh, let me get that for you.
看到沒 直接告訴他你想要什麼 See? Just tell him what you want
他就會去做的 and he'll do it.
-我沒有那麼餓啊 -你知道什麼啊 - I'm not even that hungry. - You know what?
聽著 這個沒有熟 Look, this is a little raw.
把它拿去再烤烤 聽懂了嗎 夥計 Just put a little fire on it, all right, buddy?
先生 金槍魚是很嫩的 Uh, sir, tuna is a very delicate fish.
你覺得你比我懂得多嗎 Whoa. You think you're better than me?
不 我沒有這樣想 先生 No, I don't think I'm better than you, sir.
你跟我說話的語氣就像 Well, you talk to me like
我他媽的以前沒吃過魚一樣 I never ate a piece of fucking fish before.
我知道您一定吃過 先生 I'm sure you've had some fish before, sir.
聽著 叫廚師好好弄弄 You know what? Tell the chef to cook it nice.
還有 我們還要黃油 And here, we need more butter.
好的 一會兒就好 Okay. I will be right back.
-是的 搞快點 -謝謝 - Yeah, you will. - Thank you.
現在我們沒黃油了 Now we got no butter.
大衛 你能把它再烤烤嗎 Dave, can I get a re-fire?
你剛跟我說什麼 What did you just say to me?
五號桌的傢伙想要它烤的再熟一點 The guy on table five wants it cooked a little bit more.
他們要三成熟的 我烤的絕對是恰到好處 No, they asked for it medium rare. It's perfect.
如果他還嫌烤的不夠熟 叫他用屁股烤去 If he wants it cooked more tell him to go shove it up his ass.
你想叫我跟他說讓他自己用屁股烤嗎 You want me to tell that guy to cook this in his ass?
叫他用他的屁眼 Yeah, within the inside of his anus.
-幫個忙 大衛 -等著瞧 - come on, Dave. - Fine.
大衛 別這樣 Dave, come on.
我就讓他見識一下什麼是三成熟 Fuck him if he doesn't know what medium rare is.
你拿我尋開心嗎 Are you kidding me?
我說要好好烤它 When I said cook it nice,
不是要你拿過來一塊像糞的東西 I didn't mean bring it back looking like a fucking turd.
先生 實際上不是我不是廚師 我只是個服務員 Sir, I actually do not cook the food. I am just a waiter.
你真聰明啊 Oh, a smart guy.
你想跟我耍小聰明嗎 自作聰明的傢伙 You want to get smart with me, smart guy?
真好啊 你想幹嘛 扁他嗎 Oh, great. What are you gonna do, kick his ass?
對啊 我可能會啊 你想讓我扁他嗎 Yeah, maybe I am. You want me to?
當然 快去啊 Sure, go ahead.
你不總是痛打失敗者嗎 You always got to beat the shit out of the loser.
就像對馬可尼燒烤店 Like the waiter at the Macaroni Grill,
橄欖花園和布卡迪柏坡的服務員一樣 the waiter at the Olive Garden, the waiter at Buca di Beppo.
先生 在拳王飯館是沒有解決不了的問題的 Sir, here at the Slammin' Salmon there are no problems, just solutions.
你知道嗎 吃進去 你這個使壞的混蛋 吃進去 You know what? here, you puck ass bitch. Here.
你喜歡嗎 味道如何啊 You like that? How about some of that?
告訴我嘗起來如何啊 Tell me what that tastes like.
你最好給我說像大糞一樣 And you better say like shit.
很像大糞啊 Like shit.
很好 滾一邊兒去 Good, now get the fuck out of here
給我們換些旗魚 and bring us some swordfish instead.
我馬上就拿來 I'll be right back.
你最好不要把它吐出來 And you better not spit that out.
好的 我不吐 Okay, I will not.
謝謝 Thank you.
去你的 你這個混蛋 Up yours, you shit bird.
你在和我開玩笑嗎 You've got to be fucking fucking me.
你剛才在吃那塊地上的魚嗎 Were you just eating that piece of fish on the floor?
你什麼都不知道 那個傢伙強迫我吃的 You have no idea. This guy made me eat it.
真的嗎 Oh, really?
顧客把吃的塞到你嘴裏 然後叫你一定要吃嗎 A customer shoved the food in your mouth and told you you had to eat it?
是啊 他還不讓我把它吐出來 Yeah. He actually told me I couldn't spit it out too.
夥計 太瘋狂了 什麼 Oh man, that's crazy. What?
我是納尼亞王國的國王 And I'm the prime minister of Narnia.
那塊魚你要付錢 You're paying for that piece of fish.
那是顧客的退貨 It was a send back.
那你就應該把它放在退貨區 Then you should have put it in the send back area.
-你要付款 -你知道嗎 -You're paying for it. -You know what?
去你的 卡爾 我不幹了 Fuck this, Carl. I quit.
可以啊 但你不應該跟我說 Fine, but I'm not the one you have to tell.
你應該去告訴老闆 You've got to tell the champ.
我知道你沒那個膽去做 And I know you don't have the guts to do it.
那好吧 我馬上就走 不告訴老闆 All right then, I'll just leave. Screw the champ.
你真的認為你不告訴老闆就可以辭職不幹嗎 You really think you can walk out of here without telling the champ?
還記得馬蒂·米爾曼嗎 You remember Marty Millman?
馬蒂·米爾曼正奄奄一息呢 Marty Millman is breathing through a hole in his throat right now.
瑞奇 他會找到你 Rich, he will find you
把你的臉或是嘴打的稀巴爛 and ass fuck you in the face or in the mouth.
行 行 我當面跟他說 Fine. Fine, I'll tell him to his face.
-好啊 很好 -我會自己告訴他的 - Okay, fine. - I'll tell him myself.
-好啊 快去啊 -我馬上就去 - Okay, go for it. - I'm gonna go right now.
-好啊 祝你好運 -我才不怕他呢 - Okay, good luck. - I'm not afraid of him.
-好啊 再見啊 -一會兒再見 - Okay, bye-bye. - I'll see you soon.
-我們就在這兒等著你 -卡爾 - We'll be here. - Carl.
打在臉上 對嗎 In his face, right?
媽的 去他的 去他媽的 Shit. Fuck it. Fuck this.
卡爾 瑞奇·帕瑞特才不是個懦夫呢 Hey, Carl. Rich Parente is not a quitter.
我想我們吃不了旗魚了 Guess we ain't getting our swordfish.
一年後
夥計 昨晚太誇張了 Dude, last night was sick.
我正和兄弟們在梅倫格舞俱樂部跳舞呢 I was rolling with my boys down at Club Cerengue
他們就說要打烊了 and they called last call.
所以我提醒他們現在是夏令時時間 So I reminded them it's now daylight savings
我們還有一個小時可以玩 and we got an extra hour.
那一小時我喝了5杯加冰的司木露酒 And in that hour I had five smirnoff ices...
最後我跟個孟加拉的小妞 And I walked out of there
從那兒出來 with a Bangladeshi hooker.
跟她幹了一晚上 I banged her deshi all night long.
你昨晚上哪兒鬼混去啦 花心大少 Where'd you go pimping last night, playboy?
我也瘋狂了一晚上 I too had a wild night last night.
我和一隻大猩猩甜蜜的做愛 I made sweet hot love to an orangutan.
真的嗎 單身舞會嗎 Really? A bachelor party?
-是啊 -聞起來如何啊 - Oh yeah. - What'd it smell like?
-大部分是香蕉味 -真的嗎 - Bananas mostly. - Really?
蓋伊 我跟你開玩笑呢 Guy, I'm pulling your leg.
我昨晚沒有上一頭大猩猩 I did not fuck an orangutan last night.
有個教師評估要搞 I have student teacher evaluations coming up.
接著說 夥計 我聽著呢 Keep going, playboy. I'm listening.
有一個孩子 There's one kid who...
你聽說誰今晚要回來了嗎 So, did you hear who's coming back tonight?
聽說了啊 柯納啊 天啊 我簡直不敢相信 Yeah, Connor. God, I can't believe it.
你想想都成個電視明星了 Can you imagine being the star of a TV show
又要回來當服務員 and then having to come back and wait tables?
我知道 太丟臉了 I know. It's humiliating.
你覺得你倆會和好嗎 Hey, do you think you guys will get it on again?
他得夠幸運才行 Yeah right. He should be so lucky.
你不可能兩次得到同一件東西 You don't get two bites of the apple,
特別是很珍貴美好的東西 especially when it's golden delicious.
是啊 Oh, yeah.
-開吃吧 -太好了 - Chow down. - Yes!
我餓死了 I'm starving.
你們這群豬吃的是熏鱈魚 What you pigs are eating is the blackened cod.
用迷迭香土豆泥和天麩羅蘑菇搭配的 It comes with rosemary mashed potatoes and tempura mushrooms.
黑色是因為 It's blackened because... Hey!
上週二我買了60塊 變質了 所以黑了 It's blackened because I bought 60 pieces last Tuesday and it's gone bad.
誰把這些垃圾賣的最多 我就給誰做免費的甜點 I'll give a free dessert to whoever sells the most of this shit.
-你個賤人 -夥計們 - You bitch. - Guys.
我不想當個混球 I hate to be a ball buster,
但是有人昨晚在換衣間裏抽大麻 But somebody was toking marijuana in the coat checkroom last night
這就很嚴重了 And that is a big no no never.
瑞奇 明天你給我安排了兩個班 Rich, you put me on for a double tomorrow.
你說你需要錢來上芭蕾舞學校 You said you needed money for ballet school.
是的 但是我也告訴過你 I do, but I also told you
如果我加倍工作的話會得脛骨骨膜炎 That I'd get shin splints if I work a double.
-哦是啊 對不起 -沒關係 - Oh, you're right. I'm sorry. - That's right.
脛骨骨膜炎 好吧 你是對的 我馬上就調過來 Shin splints, okay, you're right. I will change that right away.
那是誰 Who the hell is that?
那是咱們新來的勤雜工 Oh, that's our new busboy.
多尼 請你過來 好嗎 Donnie, could you come over here, please?
多尼是大衛的雙胞胎兄弟 Donnie is Dave's twin brother.
把你的蝴蝶領結擺正 Straighten your fucking bow tie.
不對 你調的太多了 往回弄一點 No, you went too far. Back.
我現在提醒你們 他完全是個弱智 I'll warn you guys now, he's a complete retard.
-我說過別那樣叫我 -你怎麼的 - I told you not to call me that. - You what?
-我說你才是弱智 -你是弱智 - I said you're the retard. - You're the retard!
-你是弱智 -你才是 - You're the retard. - You're the retard.
-你是 -閉嘴 - You're the re... - Shut up!
-太奇怪了 -多尼·卡洛吉 你好 - Weird. - Donnie Kanogi, hi.
-你像你哥一樣煩人是不 -不 我 - You a douchebag like your brother? - No, I...
-多尼·卡洛吉 -塔拉 - Donnie Kanogi. -Tara.
沒事的 我姐姐也是個賤人 我理解的 Don't worry about it. My sister's a dick too. I get it.
女士們先生們 直接從電視裏出來的 Ladies and gentlemen, straight from TV land,
我們的老朋友柯納·羅德斯 Our old friend Connor Rhodes!
大家怎麼樣啊 怎麼樣啊 What's up? what's up?
我想死你們了 I missed each and every one of you.
看看他 看看這個傢伙 Look at him. Look at this guy.
太棒了 There you go.
兩周以來每週日我們都會看你演的節目 We watched you every single sunday for two weeks.
你太棒啦 Hot stuff.
哥們兒 Dude! Ha ha!
你還真整鼻子了 Oh, you did get a nose job.
不 我的頭髮長長了 顯得我臉小了 No no, my hair is longer and it makes my face look tiny.
我們在電視上看它變小了 We noticed it looked smaller on TV
我們認為是化妝的原因 But we thought it was makeup.
我知道聽起來很奇怪 It's strange, I know,
但是攝像機能讓你的鼻子減輕兩磅 but the camera actually takes 2 IBs off your nose.
我覺得是你自己把鼻子減輕了兩磅 I think you took 2 IBs off your nose.
好笑話 P哥 但是實際上我真的沒有做鼻子整形 Nice one, dick P. But seriously, I did not get a nose job.
照舊啊 你遲到了一個小時 Hey, true to form, you're an hour late.
-夏令時嘛 -那你就應該早來一小時嘛 - Nuh-uh. Daylight savings. - Then you should be an hour early.
說的好啊 Pretty good, huh?
好了 各位 站起來吧 我們今晚好好玩玩吧 All right, everybody, hit the floor. Let's have a big night tonight.
打起精神 好好玩玩 Let's see some pep in that step.
-我們快去吧 -我是多尼 - Let's do it. - Oh, I'm Donnie.
-歡迎回來 -謝謝 看到你很高興 - Welcome back. - Thank you. Nice to see you.
-看到你很開心 -你看上去不錯 - Good to see you. - You look good.
-你也是的 -怎麼樣啊 - You do too. - How are you doing?
冷若冰霜啊 Wow, frosty.
你還好吧 So are you gonna be all right with this?
還好 你知道 我欠了太多錢了 Yeah yeah. Well, you know, I spent a shitload of cash I didn't have.
沒辦法 我還要吃飯 So... got to eat.
快去工作吧 Go to work.
-好的 工作嗎 -是的 - Okay. Working, huh? - Yeah.
怎麼著 你不演電視了嗎 So what, you like quit to be on a TV show?
當然 我在“海特蘭大CFI”裏當主角 Yeah yeah, I got a lead role on "CFI Hotlanta."
-真的嗎 -是的 - No way. - Yeah.
柯納可是滿身榮耀的走出這裏的 Connor walked out of here in a blaze of glory.
耶 Yeah! yeah!
我要出名了 I'm famous! Whoo!
我紅了 I'm famous! Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
生菜沙拉從來沒有這麼好吃啊 Cole slaw never tasted so good.
去他媽的大鼻子 Fucking big nose.
吸它 吃它 Suck it. Eat a dick. Eat a dick.
吮它 舔它 戳它 Suck it. Lick it. Stick it.
再吃 Double dick it.
去你媽的 And fuck you!
-生菜沙拉 -是啊 - Cole slaw! - Yeah.
演了兩集之後他們就安排我死了 They killed me off after two episodes.
-怎麼會呢 因為每一次他一上電視 - Aw, how come? - Because every time he came on TV
美國人就狂吐不止 America threw up in their mouths just a little bit.
是的 Oh, yes.
實際上是因為演警察局長的女演員 Actually, it's because the actress who plays the police commissioner
我們一起去厄瓜多爾玩了一圈 And I took a little trip to ejacuidor together.
等等 她不是摩根·費瑞奇爾得嗎 Whoa, wait. Isn't that Morgan Fairchild?
是摩根·費瑞奇爾得 It is Morgan Fairchild.
-真的 -是的 - What? - All right.
-哥們兒 -她太性感了 - Dude! - She's hot!
但是這部戲的編劇 一個叫迪克·羅伯的傢伙 But the creator of the show, this guy named Dick Lobo,
嫉妒了 偵探夏普·溫福德就突然的 Got jealous and suddenly detective Shep Winford
受傷死在一個寵物公園裏 鞋子裏還有兇手的精液 Wound up dead in a petting zoo with the killer's sperm in his shoes.
等等 他的精液在你的鞋子裏 Wait, his sperm was in your shoe?
管他的呢 哥們兒 給我們講講摩根·費瑞奇爾得的事 Whatever, dude. Tell us about Morgan Fairchild.
她是濕還是幹啊 Was she wet? Was she dry?
她笑了嗎 哭了嗎 Did she laugh? Did she cry?
好吧 有一天在拍攝的時候 All right, day one of shooting,
摩根·費瑞奇爾得討厭的用眼睛怒視著我 Morgan Fairchild is giving me the stink eye something fierce.
那天結束的時候她跟我說 At the end of the day she says,
"我想在房車裏見見你" "I want to see you in my trailer."
因此我敲了敲門 然後就打開門進去了 So I knock on the door, open it up and go in
摩根·費瑞奇爾得只穿了件超薄的內衣 and Morgan Fairchild is wearing the tiniest piece of lingerie.
我的意思是連內衣都不算 I mean, it's not even lingerie.
就是幾根紗 It's like silly string.
-什麼顏色的 -透明的 - What color? - See-through.
-透明的 -就像蜘蛛網一樣 - See-through? - Like a spider web.
太性感了 That's so hot.
她說 "我給你準備了歡迎禮" She says, "I've got a little welcome present for you."
然後就拿出了了一個禮物包裝盒 打開後 Takes out a gift wrapped box, opens it,
把手伸進去又拿出來 Reaches in and pulls out,
你們肯定猜不到是什麼 And I shit you not,
一個又大又黑的 The biggest, blackest...
-歡迎光臨拳王飯館 -謝謝 - Welcome to Slammin' Salmon. - Thank you.
-一位嗎 -就一位 - Just one? - Just one.
-別別別 -別坐我那塊 - No no no. - Not my section. Not my section.
-他肯定會回頭 -不可能 - He's definitely coming back. - No, he's not.
-別啊別啊 -不要啊 - No no no no. - No no no no.
該死 Damn it!
一位你讓他坐四人桌幹嘛 You do not seat one person at a four top.
不好意思啦 蓋伊 Sorry, Guy.
我求你了 等我回來再講 Can you please wait until I get back to finish that story?
-我可不等 -門都沒有 還不快走 - I can't wait. - No dice, Jim Rice.
-別這樣啊 -少數服從多數嘍 - Come on. - They've spoken, Guy.
上帝 God!
媽的 Shit.
繼續 她把手伸進去 拿出那東西 All right, she reaches in and pulls out,
你們別嫌惡心 and I shit you not...
運動男 你好 Hey, sport. How are you?
歡迎光臨 我是蓋伊 Welcome to the Slammin' Salmon. I'm Guy.
你好蓋伊 我叫賀拉斯 謝謝你 Well, hello, Guy. I'm Horace, and thank you.
不是吧 Oh no!
看來有人講了個絕好的故事 Sounds like someone told a great story.
必然是 Yes it does.
康納 我也聽到了 歡迎回來 Connor, I just sat you. Welcome back.
還是坐這兒好 It's good we didn't get a booth.
別忘了招牌微笑 Don't forget your Slammin' Salmon smile.
真的假的 Is that a real thing?
-我有必要知道嗎 -當然 - Do I need to know that? - Yeah.
親愛的 我還不餓 Honey, I'm not hungry.
點一些我們分就好了 Can we just split a couple things?
歡迎光臨 Hi, welcome to the Slammin' Salmon.
-好吧 -天呀 我認得你 - Okay. - Oh my God, I know you.
-真的嗎 -當然 我肯定認得你 - Really? - Oh yeah, I definitely know you.
我們在哪兒見過 Where do I know you from?
是在你的單車課上吧 Maybe he's in your spinning class.
他看起來挺像騎手 He looks like a spinner.
肯定不是 親愛的 Honey, he's not a spinner.
天呀 我就是想不起來 Oh, God, it's driving me crazy.
但我知道肯定見過你 I know I've seen you somewhere before.
會不會是在電視上 Is it from TV, do you think?
我想起來了 Yes, I've got it.
上次我坐這兒也是你招待的 Yeah, you waited on me last time I was here.
受不了 Duh.
好吧 其實我前段時間不在 Well, I left for a while
去主演了幾集"CFI海特蘭大" to be one of the leads on "CFI Hotlanta".
少來吧 我還是"法律與秩序" No way. I'm the black woman
裏面那個黑人婦女呢 from "Law & Order", so...
-你真有意思 -謝謝 - You're so funny. - Thanks.
我要一杯梅鹿汁 I'll have a merlot.
給我半幹雪麗 加冰 Dry sack, rocks.
女士們 先生們 Ladies and gentlemen,
歡迎來自紐約地獄廚房的 from Hell's Kitchen, New York,
毀滅博士 the Doctor of Destruction,
嘎吱上校 the Captain of Crunch,
世界重量級拳王 the Heavyweight Champion of the world,
克萊恩·薩米·斯萊蒙 Slammin' Cleon Salmon.
謝謝 各位盡情享受海味 Thank you. I hope you find the seafood to be succulent.
有任何需要 And if you need anything, anything at all,
記得 叮 搖鈴就好 remember... ding... ring the bell,
然後趕緊復原 不然可要當心嘍 and come back soon, or else I'll ring your bell.
看樣子你在健身啊 Oh, look at that. You've been working out.
讓我瞅瞅 過來 Let's see. Come here. Yeah. Okay.
傻帽 給我來點兒喝的 Nuts, I need a drink.
雇個保姆要200塊 $200 for a babysitter?
不是吧 這也太貴了 I mean, come on, that's a lot of money.
不是這個意思 你當然應該去 No, you're totally worth it.
我知道你有多迷諾拉·鐘斯 I know how much you love Norah Jones.
我也是她粉絲 我買了前排的票 I love her too. I bought the tickets, front row seats.
最喜歡的一首 My favorite song? Um...
"我不明白" "Don't Know Why"?
第一回合 Round one.
哦天呀 我得掛了 我愛你 Oh my God, oh my God. I've got to go, I love you.
行了 又不是暹羅王來了 Well, if it isn't the King of Siam.
-別拘束 -好吧 拳王 - Make yourself at home. - Okay. hey, Champ.
沒注意就坐你那兒的 不好意思 Didn't mean to sit in your chair. Sorry about that.
我是故意幽默點兒 I'm just being humorous.
不過有件嚴肅的事兒 But I do want to talk about something serious.
你知道日本白化動物獵捕活動嗎 Are you familiar with Japanese Albino Hunting?
還真不太知道 Can't say that I am, no.
天呀 現在在日本超流行 Oh my God, it is all the rage in Japan right now.
就是先抓一群得了白化病的動物 What they do is they set a bunch of Japanese albinos,
放到樹林裏 然後去抓他們 loose in the forest and you hunt them.
是用槍的嗎 And you shoot them?
不 純粹是一項運動 抓到再放回去 No no, it's just for sport, strictly catch and release.
誰啊 Who is it?!
第一回合 Round one.
你要的飲料 拳王 Your drink, Champ.
這吸管太酷了 Oh, crazy straw.
嗯 不錯 Mmm. Wow, that's good.
我第一次玩的時候 So my first time hunting these albinos,
正好有一隻從我邊上跑過 an albino ran right past me.
我特緊張 就用手掌擊打它的頭部 I got so nervous, I smacked him in the head
差點把它腦袋領下來 and almost depacitated him.
是"擰" 拳王 It's decapitated, Champ.
要你管 混賬東西 Whatever, motherfucker!
是是 Hmm. hmm.
第一回合 Round one.
剛才說到哪兒了 Now where was i?
關於日本白化動物獵捕活動 You were talking about Japanese Albino Hunting.
哦對 我跟那個日本黑老大賭了2萬塊 Oh yeah. So I bet the head of the Yakuza
賭我抓的比他多 20 grand that I could catch more albinos than him.
我想 畢竟我運動員出身嘛 I mean, look at me, come on. I'm an athlete.
結果呢 我輸慘了 Well, you know what? I got my ass kicked.
明天我得付他2萬塊 And now I've got to pay him 20 grand by tomorrow.
看來你趕緊找個取款機 Sounds like someone has to go to the ATM machine.
你以為呢 Yeah, you would think that.
我現在手頭缺現金 But I'm a little cash-poor right now.
我在月球上買了塊地 挨著約翰·特拉沃爾塔 I bought some land on the Moon, next to John Travolta.
太精明了 投資房地產絕對安全 Smart. Real estate is a very safe investment.
所以你得幫我 So here's what you've got to do for me.
今晚必須弄到2萬塊 I need you to make 20 grand tonight,
否則那幫傢伙就要接手這兒了 or else these guys are gonna come and take the restaurant.
拳王 這裏掙最多的一個晚上 Champ, the most the restaurant
也不過1萬5 has ever made in one night is 15 grand.
別廢話 我不聽 Oh, boo hoo hoo. I don't care.
你要是早點告訴我 I wish you would have told me.
我還可以多叫些服務員來 I would have had more waiters on tonight.
我還指望尼諾·古鐵雷斯早點告訴我 I wish Nino Gutierrez would have told me
在加拉斯加比賽的時候 he was gonna sock me with a hard right
他會趁亂給我一擊重拳呢 in the fracas in Caracas.
現在你看看他 And now look at him.
不還是翹辮子了 He's dead.
我看到了 I can see that.
那就想辦法搞定吧 So figure it out.
今晚賺不到2萬塊 If you don't get me 20 grand by tonight,
這店就要換老闆了 I'm gonna lose the restaurant.
丟了這餐館的話 你是知道我脾氣的 If I lose the restaurant I'm gonna be mad.
到時候我痛扁你一頓 And if I'm mad I'm gonna beat the shit out of you
包你筋骨斷盡 and break all your arms.
拳王 手下留情啊 Champ, I'm gonna need those arms.
我還有三個孩子呢 I got three kids.
還有不少人指望你活著呢 有數了吧 All the more reason to keep it open. Okey-dokey?
我儘量 Okey-dokey.
我先閃了 I'm gonna skedaddle.
過會兒再來視察 I'll be back to check on you later.
第一回合 Round one.
慘了 Oh boy.
各位注意 Everybody listen up, please.
各位聽我說句話 Hello, everyone listen to me, please.
拳王交代今晚要好好幹 Champ wants a big night tonight.
掙得最多的老闆有賞 So he is offering a prize to the top selling waiter.
-給現金嗎 -不是 你都想不到 - Ooh, is it cash? - It's not cash, but it's something better.
是啥 和你娘口交嗎 What, a blowjob from your mother?
瞎說什麼呢 No no, it's not a blowjob from my mother, okay?
獎勵就是 The prize for the top selling waiter,
這周諾拉·鐘斯演唱會前排票兩張 two front row seats to the Norah Jones concert this week.
天呀 我超愛諾拉·鐘斯 Oh my God, oh my God! I love Norah Jones.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
-來勁兒了吧 -酷斃了 算我一個 - Right? Right? - Sweet, I'm in.
真的假的 你也喜歡諾拉·鐘斯 Are you serious? You like Norah Jones?
才不呢 就這種人渣 No, she's a slag.
我就是想演唱會人多味兒大 But think of all the tang that's gonna be at that show,
我又有的忙了 I'll be up to my elbows in tang,
跟他媽太空人似的 like a fucking astronaut.
還戴著頭盔呢 With a space helmet on.
你個傻逼 懂個毛啊 You're a weird fucking dude. You know that?
我贏定了 小費算不算 I am so gonna win this. Do tips count?
也算 拳王最看重周到服務 Tips count. Champ loves great service, right?
這樣 拿到小費就交到我這兒 Okay, give me your tips as you get them
我到時候記在板上 and I'll post it up on the board,
好吧 Okay?
-好 -好了各位 - All right. - Now everyone,
抓緊幹活吧 get out there and move some fish.
老子這輩子還沒輸過 I've never lost at anything in my life.
帥哥們 Look at this good-looking group of men.
肚子咕咕叫了吧 So are you boys hungry?
簡直要餓死了 Starving.
我聽說啊 Mmm, well you know what they say
食欲好的男人嘛 about a man with a big appetite.
一點不假 It's all true.
太好了 等著吧 Good. 'Cause you know what?
今晚給你上個4磅的大龍蝦 You're gonna have the 4-pound lobster tonight.
-好 -你們都有份哦 - Okay. - Okay? And so are you, and you.
我想說 我是你的超級粉絲 I just have to tell you, I am a huge fan.
"撒哈拉之犬"這部電影堪稱完美 "Dogs of the Sahara" is a perfect movie.
你的表演令人陶醉 簡直絕了 And your acting in it is sick, like hospital sick.
非常感謝 先生 Wow. Thanks, man. I appreciate it.
說真的 我覺得你通過這部片子 Seriously, I think you discovered,
表達了一種從未有過的情緒 like, a new emotion in that movie.
真的嗎 我自己都沒覺得 謝謝你 Really? I didn't know. Thanks again.
是什麼樣的情緒 Well, what kind of emotion?
是那種 既勇敢無畏 Well, you know, it's like he's like brave
又天真質樸 but naive.
怎麼說呢 兩種氣質的合體 You know? Like braive.
有意思 Okay.
-真為你高興 -謝謝 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
-不好意思我太激動了 -怎麼稱呼你 - Sorry, I never do this. - What's your name, pal?
-康納 -康納 我叫馬龍 - I'm Connor. - Connor, I'm Marlon,
這是我女朋友薩馬拉·杜布瓦 and this is my girlfriend Samara Dubois.
久聞大名 我在《美國週刊》上看過 Oh, I read "US Weekly", I know who this is.
這就是那位讓你著迷的室內設計師 The interior designer who stole your heart.
是的 That's right.
當初我請她幫我設計小冷藏室 I hired her to decorate my chill chalet.
她說"最重要的是 She said, "First things first.
你得先改口叫它'寒舍'" You should just call it a 'chilet'."
我就一下子愛上了她 I fell in love with her right then and there.
這也不是什麼雅名 I just put the two words together.
寒舍 好名字 Chilet. I love that.
新來的 毛手毛腳 抱歉 New guy. Sorry.
-搗鼓什麼呢 -本餐廳的小傳統 - So what's this? - Little tradition here at the Salmon.
打碎了東西的人 Anytime a busboy breaks something,
就得罰一杯藍橙皮酒 he does a shot of blue curacao.
上班允許喝酒嗎 Is it cool to drink on the job?
要不要請示一下你哥 Do you need to ask your big brother for permission?
-你不會想拿這玩意兒刮吧 -試試看 - Do you want to try shaving with this? - Okay, yeah, let's see.
其實是我比他大 I'm older by eight hours.
別擔心 我會保密 And don't worry. No one will ever know.
棒極了 Cool.
-小滑頭 -斯賓塞先生 - Hey, conman. - Mr. Spencer.
你得幫我個忙 I was wondering if you could help me out.
天呀 太突然了 Oh my God, this is really sudden.
今晚我要向薩馬拉求婚 I'm proposing to Samara tonight.
呦呵 浪子回頭啊 Wow, somebody finally put a saddle on you, huh, bronco?
是啊 一會上甜點的時候 Um, yeah. When we order dessert,
幫我把戒指藏在裏面 她就會發現 Could you put the ring in it so she can find it?
沒問題 讓她帶著醉意答應你的求婚 Yeah yeah yeah. Let's get her drunk so she says yes.
這可是定制的戒指 小心點 That's a custom-made ring, yeah?
放我這兒絕對安全 我保證 It's safe with me. You have my word.
好 Cool.
-打回來了 -閃開 是甜點 - Send back - Oh, out of the way. It's a dessert.
-有人把甜點打回來了 -天呀 - Somebody sent back a dessert. - Oh my God.
下次再遇到這種情況 When somebody sends back a dessert,
你就趕緊閃開 you've got to move fast.
看這幫餓狼 They're like wild jackals at their mother's teat.
我要去拿檸檬 塔拉幫我看一下 I've got to get lemons. Tara, will you watch my section?
-行 -超好吃 - Mmm, yup. - This is good!
猜猜我是誰 What's up, mamma mia?
又玩跟蹤我的老把戲 The old follow me down to the walk-in fridge game, huh?
老實說 Frankly, I didn't expect to see you here
我沒想到你會回來 At the Salmon again.
我估計最多也就再待三四個月 Yeah, well, I figure I'm here three or four months tops.
然後就去加州做模特了 And then I'm moving to California to do some modeling.
真的假的 人家都要高大健碩的 Well, don't you have to be like tall,
就你這樣也能做啊 muscular and really hot to model?
什麼時代了 No no, not anymore.
有台電腦什麼樣子做不出來 You'd be amazed what they can do with CGI these days.
這倒是 Right.
鼻子整得不錯 I like the new nose, by the way.
你們還真都以為是整過的 It's so funny that you all think that.
其實一刀都沒動 'Cause it's the same nose it always was.
-真的嗎 -當然了 - Really? - Uh-huh.
-要不要再仔細看看 -正有此意 - Want to take a closer look? - I just might.
-你爽死了 -確實 - You fucking love it. - Yeah.
天呀 繼續 Oh my God! Oh yes!
-受不了了 -真爽 - So fucking hot. - Yeah.
聽好了 我不是你用來找樂子的 Wow. You know what? I'm not your tickle friend anymore.
好吧 你不承認 Well, you are saying no
可你那倆朋友都等不及了 But a couple of your friends are saying yes.
是因為這兒冷 白癡 It's cold in here, asshole.
他們為什麼叫你傻帽 Why do they call you Nuts?
因為我是瘋子 Because I'm crazy.
看不出來啊 You don't look crazy.
可別小看我 Oh, I'm insane.
你應該看看我不吃藥時是什麼樣 You should see me without my meds.
記得上一份工作時 有一天我沒吃藥 At my last job, I didn't take my meds one day,
一小時後 我搞得的頭髮上滿是花生醬 hour later I was walking around naked
祼奔著就出來了 with peanut butter in my hair,
到處對人說我叫多哥 telling people my name was Zongo.
我給一位老太太端了杯尿 I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
說說你的紅雞巴 Yeah, talk about your red zinger.
但我什麼也想不起來了 Yeah, but I don't remember any of it.
可我的蛋蛋真的是紅色的 My balls were red though.
-你是說真的 -當然是真的 - Are you serious? - Totally.
不 我開玩笑的 No, I'm joking.
但是真的 But it is true.
-先生 -有事嗎 - Sir. - Huh?
你準備點菜了嗎 Are you ready to order your entree?
我還沒有看菜單呢 Oh, I haven't even looked at the menu.
盡興些 我的朋友 Oh, that's my party people.
好的 Yeah!
菜上來了 Hey, all right.
你已經來一個小時啦先生 你一定餓啦 You've been here for an hour, sir. surely you must be hungry.
確實有點 我一會兒看下菜單 Oh, I am. I'll take a look.
現在我想要杯喝的 In the meantime, I'll have a drink.
老兄 你覺得托爾斯泰會選什麼 Tell me, guy, what goes well with Tolstoy?
唐培裏儂香檳王 水晶香檳 Dom perignon, cristal,
或許是瑪哥斯紅葡萄酒 perhaps a chateau margaux,
更可能是1945年產的拉斐特紅酒 or even a 1945 rothschild.
好的 我四種都要 Well, I'll take all four.
-真的嗎 -不 - Really? - No.
我只想要杯熱水 I'll just have a cup of hot water
加片檸檬就行了 With a wedge of lemon.
稍等 Living on the edge.
-看著 我倒了 -慢點 慢點倒 - Oh no, here. - Hold on, hold on.
我操 Oh, come on.
天呀 Oh, jesus.
瘋子 你真操蛋 Nuts, you fucker.
差點 快喝吧 Uh-oh! dick p, a little help?
-你們在幹什麼呢 -在瞎胡鬧唄 - What are you guys doing? - Dicking around, bro.
-做遊戲 -你拿著酒幹什麼 - Yahtzee! - What are you doing with the booze?
多尼你出去吧 給我從吧台拿個橄欖 Donnie, leave us. Grab me an olive from the bar, please.
我正和他鬧著玩呢 Dave kanogi's brother. I'm hazing the shit out of him, dude.
也許你更應該好好去給客人點菜 Maybe you should be selling the shit out of the food, dude.
-塔拉 -有事嗎 - Tara. - Yes?
你喜歡諾拉·鐘斯 那首"和我一起來" You love Norah Jones. I mean, "come away with me."
你喜歡那首歌 我經常聽見你在哼唱 You love that song. I've heard you humming it.
對 我有時也唱馬卡萊娜 Yes, I also hum the Macarena.
但這不表明我想去馬卡萊娜的演唱會 It doesn't mean I want to go to the Macarena concert.
-精闢 -但諾拉·鐘斯不一樣呀 - Oh, snap. - Well, Norah Jones is different.
她融民謠爵士于一身 一起去聽吧 I mean, she's cool and folksy and jazzy. come on.
瑞奇 我現在還在讀醫學院 Rich, look, I'm in medical school, okay?
我沒時間去聽演唱會 I don't have time to go to a concert.
-那你呢 -我都不知道諾拉·鐘斯是誰 - What about you? - I'm not sure who Norma Jones is.
-她是耍木偶的嗎 -不是 - Is she the puppeteer? - No.
我給你解釋 Here's the thing.
諾拉·鐘斯最適合像你這樣的很感傷的菜鳥聽 Norah Jones is for chicks and weepy dorks like you.
如果想讓我認真工作 If I'm gonna make the Champ richer,
那就要來點實質的獎勵 I want a real prize.
如果不 你就讓他去操牛吧 Till then, you tell him to go fuck a cow.
-怎麼了 -太精闢啦 - What's up? - Oh, snap!
笨蛋 你不來接電話嗎 Hey, retards, you want to answer the phone?
我接吧 我是唯一的人了 Oh, I'll do it. I'm only the manager.
晚上好 溫泉水療夜總會 Good evening. Persuasions spa and casino resort.
我是斯坦利·柏林 有什麼能為你效勞的嗎 I'm Stanley Bellin. how may I persuade you?
斯坦利 瑞奇·帕化特 克萊恩·斯萊蒙讓我打來的 Hey, Stanley. it's Rich Parente calling on behalf of Cleon Salmon.
對 想定原來那套房 Yeah, the Champ would like to book his regular suite.
對不起 恐怕 Oh, I'm afraid the suite
斯萊蒙先生不能定那套房了 Is not available for Mr. Salmon.
你什麼意思 為什麼 What do you mean? Why not?
因為上次斯萊蒙先生的寵物袋鼠 Because last time Mr. Salmon's pet kangaroo
在我們廚房屙了一泡 defecated in our kitchen.
那只鼠已經死了 Oh, well, that kangaroo is no longer with us.
拳王已經把它打死了 The champ actually killed him during a sparring session.
聽到這些真難過 I'm so sorry to hear that.
不幸的是我還是要禮貌的拒絕你 Unfortunately I will have to politely say no.
是斯坦利嗎 Is that Stanley?
-我要和他講話 -別告訴他是我 - Let me talk to him. - Don't tell him it's me. just...
是的 是斯坦利`柏林 Yes, champ. it's Stanley Bellin.
操 Fuck.
告訴他我要我的總統套房 Tell him I said I want the emperor suite
要不我揍扁他 or I'm gonna shove his ass up his ass.
沒問題斯萊蒙先生 你當然能住那總統套房 Uh, of course Mr. Salmon can stay in the emperor suite.
我剛是在開玩笑呢 I was merely joking.
告訴他我要住在卡美哈美哈國王的下麵 Tell him to make the reservation under King Kamehameha.
好的 卡美哈美哈國王下面 All right, Kamehameha.
幾個人呢 How many ms?
最好免費 要不我打的他滿地找牙 And it better be free or I'm gonna knock Stanley into bolivian.
他說他希望是免費的 Yeah, he said that he was hoping it would be free
要不他會打地你滿地找牙 Or he was gonna knock you into bolivian.
但我想肯定會打死你的 But I think he means oblivion.
媽的還和他說個屁呀 Whatever, motherfucker!
好的一定免費 一定 It'll be free. it'll be free.
夥計們 聽著 新條件 Guys, listen up. new deal, okay?
很認真地說今天銷售額一定要很好 Champ is very serious about selling big tonight.
新的獎勵 So there's a new prize.
在基拉戈的溫泉水療賭場勝地酒店 A four-day, three-night stay
享受四天三夜 at the persuasions spa and casino resort hotel in Key Largo.
-太棒啦 -真的嗎 - That sounds awesome. - Really?
等下 是同志酒店嗎 Wait a minute, is that the gay key?
不是的老兄 It's the straight key, guy.
如果他想要呢 What if he wanted the gay key?
我為什麼想要呢 Why would I want the gay key?
-我以為你是同志呢 -別開玩笑了 聽著 - I thought you said you... - All right, listen listen listen.
是份大獎 加油幹吧 It's a great prize. come on.
溫泉水療賭場勝地酒店 Persuasions spa and casino resort hotel.
-太棒啦 -太好了 - That's awesome. - Hell yeah, dick p.
這是成績榜 Here are the current standings, okay?
傻帽和塔拉你倆要加油啦 Nuts, Tara, let's pick it up a notch, okay?
一定 Enthusiasm!
我對你們的建議是最好賣鱈魚 My suggestion to you guys, sell the cod.
這是菜單上最貴的一種 One of the most expensive items on the menu.
38.95美元 $38.95, okay?
讓我們趕快行動吧 宰死他們 Let's get out there and turn 'em and burn 'em.
好嗎 All right?
好的 只賣鱈魚 Come on, sell some cod.
你最好嘗嘗鱈魚 Well, you have got to try the cod.
腥嗎 我不喜歡有腥味的魚 Is it fishy? I don't really like fishy fish.
不不不 鱈魚是魚裏面腥味最小的 Oh, no no no. the cod is the least fishy of the fishes.
一點都不腥 它根本就不算魚類 It's so unfishy it's not even classified as a fish.
我要一條吧 I'll take one.
幫個忙 點條鱈魚吧 Do yourself a favor, order the cod.
是帶腥味的魚嗎 我喜歡有腥味的魚 Is it a fishy fish? I like my fish fishy.
鱈魚是魚中最腥的一種啦 Cod is definitely the fishiest fish there is.
帶腥味的魚才是最健康的魚 And a fishy fish is a healthy fish.
你知道鱈魚是一種能飛的魚嗎 Did you know that cod is a flying fish?
今晚都飛出貨架啦 It's flying off the shelf tonight.
真古怪 我喜歡古怪的東西 Is it flakey? I like flakey.
十分古怪 愛斯基摩人給它起的名字 Very flakey. The eskimo name for cod
旁納卡納其實際意義就是古怪的魚 is actually ponacana which means flake fish.
不可思議 Huh.
它是一種罕見的摩洛哥小型的鱈魚 It's a rare moroccan midget cod.
因為太小它很難抓到 It's almost impossible to catch so the portions are tiny.
你們確實應該一人來兩份 You might want to get two per person.
摩洛哥小型的鱈魚 我聽說過 Moroccan midget cod? I've heard of that.
真的不錯 It's really good.
我平常不罵人的 但今天你們真的太酷啦 I usually don't swear at my tables, but you people look really cool.
它真他媽的好吃 So it's fucking delicious.
我們也他媽的每人要兩份 We'll get fucking two each.
明智地選擇 Good order.
-我想問你個問題 -好的 - I've got to ask you something. - Okay.
你演過"海特蘭大CIF"嗎 Were you on "cfi hotlanta"?
是的 我演過 Uh, yeah, I was.
我就知道 I knew it.
我說你演的單身女郎 I said you were on "the bachelorette," dude.
我想它們都是很好的電視劇 Well, they're both good shows, I suppose.
我兩個都喜歡 I love both of those shows.
你記下菜單 Hey, conman, when you're ready,
我想我們該要點心啦 I think we're ready for desert.
我們要一個核仁巧克力餅 一杯香草霜淇淋 We'll have a brownie, one scoop of vanilla ice cream
還要兩個勺子 and two spoons.
碳水化合物哦 Mmm, carbs.
好的 我馬上端出來 Yeah, I will get that right out to you.
眾所周知 沉默的人性欲都很強 You know, oysters are an aphrodisiac.
越沉默性欲越強 More oysters, more aphrodisia.
更確切的說你們今晚都很強 That is if you guys think you're gonna get lucky tonight.
我或許會 I probably will.
怎麼了兄弟們 你們這些下流的 What's up, boys? Did you dirty ho-daddies
爸爸祝你們天使般的女兒生日快樂了嗎 wish this perfect angel a happy birthday yet?
是你生日嗎 Oh, it's your birthday?
是的 Yeah.
你的生日裝呢(雙關語 你的祼體呢) Where's your birthday suit?
別說了 Stop.
-你真壞 -我還可以更壞呢 - You're so bad. - I can be worse.
多尼 你注意到那些急躁的傢夥 Donnie, have you ever noticed that redheaded people
呼吸時的樣子嗎 breathe through their mouths?
就像猩猩一樣 Like orangutans?
對 確實像猩猩 Yeah, exactly like orangutans.
我也同意 Coincidence?
生日快樂嗎 Happy birthday?
多尼 你出去 Donnie, leave us.
給我從吧台拿杯雞尾酒 Bring me a cocktail onion from the bar, please.
我能說什麼 我想幫你賺些小費 What can I say? I thought I'd help you get a big tip.
就像以往一樣 Just like the old days.
我們服務的時候 And while we're at it...
你能嫁給我嗎 May I ask for your hand?
我同意了 Ooh, I accept.
你知道 如果我們能齊心合力 You know, if you and I work together,
我們肯定會贏得基拉戈的大獎 We will definitely win this key largo prize.
不 Mmm, no.
米亞 你為什麼要對我這樣呢 Come on, Mia. why are you being so difficult?
我只是想和你和好如初 I want my tickle friend back.
-你會嗎 -喔 - You do? - Ooh!
瑞奇 你剛才吃了那塊嗎 Rich, did you just take a bite of that?
瑞奇 Rich?
噎著了 Something's stuck.
天呀 裏面有個鑽戒呀 Jesus christ, there was a diamond ring in that brownie.
它在退回區 我們可以隨便吃呀 It was in the send back area. it was up for grabs.
你說那是退還的呀 You said it was a send back.
我說我想要和她合好如初 I said I want my tickle friend back.
什麼合好如初 What the fuck is a tickle friend?
把它擠出來 Cough it up.
快點 Come on!
我透不過氣啦 我已經咽了 I'm not choking. I swallowed it.
吐出來 Get it out.
先生你的雜燴 Clam chowder for the gentleman.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
女士的鮭魚扁豆 The salmon and haricots verts for the lady.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
湯匙 Soup spoon.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
今晚還有什麼我能為你們效勞的嗎 Is there anything else I can get you this evening?
我想沒有了 I think we're fine for now.
謝謝 Thank you.
一 二 三 One, two, three.
請喝吧 Uh, enjoy your wine.
老兄已經到小腹啦 Dude, it's heading down to funkytown.
我一點也感覺不到 I can't feel it anymore.
-那東西是幹什麼 -這是戒指探測儀 - What is that thing? - It's a stud finder.
戒指探測儀 像同志約會時用的東西 Stud finder? Sounds like a gay dating service.
我們趕快找那戒指吧 Can we just get the ring, please?
-塔拉 -怎麼了 - Tara. - What?
我們需要急救 We need medical help.
瑞奇剛才吞了一個很重要的鑽戒 Rich just swallowed a really important diamond ring.
它還在食道嗎 Um, is it still in the esophagus?
進的太深了 吐不出來了 Okay, well, it's too deep to expunge by vomiting.
如果硬吐出來會傷到食道組織的 It could tear the esophageal tissue on its way up.
畢竟那是鑽石 After all, it is a diamond.
最硬的東西 Hardest substance known to man!
我的建議是你還是屙出來吧 Look, my advice... you have to pass it anally.
-操 -希望不要變質 - Oh, shit. - Hope it doesn't turn into coal.
老兄你還是祈禱別搞壞了你的老二 Dude, you better pray it doesn't fork off into your dick.
傻帽你在服務時數什麼呢 Nuts, what was with that counting thing at the table?
數數 Counting?
你今天吃藥了嗎 Did you take your meds today?
藥 吃了 下下午三點半吃的 在我來之前 Meds? yeah, 3:30. took 'em before I came here.
下一回吃是八點半 Next one is at 8:30.
就是現在 Right now.
你算上夏時制調的時間了嗎 Wait, did you account for daylight savings?
夏時至調的時間 沒有 Daylight savings. No. No.
意思就是你身體的時鐘現在是九點半 Well, that means that your body actually thinks it's 9:30.
你應該一小時之前就吃藥呢 You were supposed to take your meds an hour ago.
情況不妙呀 Uh-oh. Not good.
你現在快去吃藥 我看著你的客人 Okay, look, why don't you take them and I'll watch your section?
好的 Yeah.
也許這些肚腩正在這裏吵鬧呢 Probably all those cock rings jangling around in there.
瘋子你去哪里 Nuts, nuts, nuts, where are you going?
我去更衣室拿引些東西 I've got to get something out of the coat room.
馬上出來 Just take a second.
你能照看一下這服務生的客人嗎 Can you watch these guy's tables?
我吞了個戒指 I got a diamond ring in me, man.
好吧 我等下拿 That's all right. I'll get it later.
-他剛剛是蹦蹦跳跳嗎 -什麼 - Was he just skipping? - What?
-他剛剛是蹦蹦跳跳嗎 -隔山買牛 - Was he just skipping? - Pig in a poke.
我們回去工作吧 Let's get back to work.
我覺得我在午餐盒上發現了一個很漂亮的珠子 I think I got a pretty good bead on a lunch box.
怎麼了 夥計 What's up, buddy?
好吧 有點小麻煩 Okay, there's been a bit of a snag.
怎麼了 Okay, what?
有人把你的訂婚戒指吃了 Someone ate your engagement ring.
你在跟我開玩笑對吧 真好笑 You're fucking with me. That's good.
沒有 我把戒指放到蛋糕裏 No. I put the ring in the brownie
我就轉身了一下下 And I turned my back for just one second
一個員工就把蛋糕吃了 And a member of the staff ate the brownie.
你個蠢蛋 那是顆值45萬美元的 You stupid cock. That was a $450,000
南非大鑽石 South African bing diamond.
我現在要跟經理 I want to speak to the manager
還有那個吃了我的戒指的混蛋談談 and the asshole who ate it now.
你知道有個蠢貨吃了我的戒指嗎 Did you know some dumb fuck ate my ring?
知道 先生 而且我感到十分的抱歉 Yes, sir. And I'm terribly sorry about that.
那麼你們準備做點什麼補救 So what are you gonna do about it?
我準備把它排出來 I'm trying to pass it.
-再說一遍 -我準備把它排出來 - Come again? - I'm trying to pass it.
通過肛門 咖啡 煙 瀉藥 Anally. Coffee, cigarettes, laxatives.
-是你吃了它 -是的 - It was you? - Uh, yes it was.
你剛剛吃的是45萬美元的南非大鑽石 That was a $450,000 South African bing diamond you just ate.
你今晚的飯免單了 Uh, your meal is on the house tonight.
去他的飯 Screw the meal.
如果你不快點把鑽石拉出來 If you don't fuck out that shitting
我就揍扁你 Diamond and fast I'm gonna kick your ass.
康斯特 這會有續集 And Conster, there will be a sequel to that.
就像克利夫蘭蒸 Como se dice "Cleveland Steamer"?
別擔心 Don't worry about it.
大衛 Yo, Dave.
不 別跟我說 No, don't even say it.
那女人說涼了 The woman said it's cold.
-它還在冒氣 -我知道 - It's steaming. - I know.
可惡的顧客 Fucking customers, huh?
我是說 I mean,
我讓她自己來做然後去他媽的 但是她堅持 I told her to cook with her ass and then go fuck herself but she insisted.
你喜歡你 蓋伊 I like you, guy.
傑米 微波一下 Jamie, nuke the dick out of it.
你嘴唇上的藍色是怎麼回事 Hey, what's that blue shit on your lips?
沒什麼 Nothing.
-藍橙酒 -你喝多了 - Blue curacao. - Are you drunk?
混蛋 我幫你找了這份工作 Asshole, I got you this fucking job.
你卻把它搞砸了 我要告訴媽媽 You screw this up, I'm telling mom.
不要 No!
加油 大衛 捉住她 Come on, Dave, get him!
抓住他 大衛 加油 夥計 Get him, Dave. Come on, man.
我要把你的臉卡在烤箱裏 I'm gonna stick your fucking face in the oven.
我他媽的恨你 I fucking hate you!
打呀 Come on
雙胞胎真是煩人 夥計 Twins are disgusting, man.
你想讓我把你的頭放在烤箱裏嗎 Want me to put your head in the oven?
我成全你 我會的 'cause I'll do it! I'll do it!
對不起 I'm sorry.
廚房說沒有蛋糕了 The kitchen just told me we're out of the brownies.
所以能用蘇芙厘代替嗎 Sso would you like the souffl?instead?
花一個小時準備 It takes an hour to prepare.
我看不要了吧 I don't think that we actually need...
-我們就要那個了 -親愛的 - Oh, we'll take it. - Honey.
告訴我你對裝飾客廳的計畫 Now tell me all about your plans for the living room.
我男朋友在哪 你們對他做了什麼 Where is my boyfriend and what did you do with him?
想想枕頭 Okay, think pillows.
-我讓你們倆單獨在一起 -從浴缸開始 - I'll leave you two alone. - Starting with the bathtub...
謝謝你 Oh, thank you.
我是芭蕾舞演員 你知道嗎 I'm a ballerina, you know?
我正努力進入比萊特尼科夫芭蕾舞學校 And I'm putting myself through the Bilitnikoff ballet school.
你的身材正適合跳舞 Well, you certainly got the body for it.
她向各個方向伸展 And it stretches in every direction.
多給你一點兒 Uh, here's a little something extra
梅糖仙子不錯 For the sugar plum fairy.
謝謝你 Oh, thank you.
你在看什麼 麗茲 What are you looking at, Liz?
-比賽你贏定了 -是的 - You are so winning this contest. - Oh, yeah.
見鬼 Shit!
別哭 會好的 Don't cry. It's gonna look fine.
輕點 輕點 輕點 Oh, gently gently gently. Ah!
看上去很不錯 這是奶油湯吧 This looks all right. Was this a cream-based soup?
是的 我認為是的 是的 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. I think so.
-這會有不同嗎 -有時 - Does that make a difference? - Sometimes.
看起來像是一級燒傷 Okay, well, it looks like first-degree burns.
會造成一些表皮的傷疤 It could lead to some epidermal scarring.
我要你回家 休息 多喝水 I want you to go home and get some rest and drink plenty of water.
我不能回家 我是主演 I am not going home. I'm in first place.
這就是精神的力量 米婭 出去吧 Hey, that's the spirit, Mia. Get out there.
什麼 瑞奇 不 她需要休息 What? Rich, no. Look, she needs to rest
在臉上塗點魚石脂或者磺胺嘧啶 And put some ichthammol or sulfadiazine on her face.
Rich 她需要軟膏 Yeah, Rich, she needs ichthioldizine.
謝謝你 Donnie Thank you, Donnie.
至少這還有人有心 At least someone here has a heart.
-謝謝你 -不用 - Thank you. - Um, all right.
你們是對的 你們是對的 You guys are right. You're right.
米婭 你應該回家 Mia, you should go home.
巴瑞辛尼科夫在大劇院藝術節 Did Baryshnikov go home when he
扭了腳時回家了嗎 twisted his ankle at the Bolshoi Festival?
我 I, uh...
弗拉基米爾·普丁斯基在演戲時扭傷腳趾 Did Vladimir Putinski walk away when he sprained his toe
的時候走開了嗎 Doing "The Marzipan King" at the ballet des elys?
從你的口氣我猜是 沒有 I'm guessing by your tone, no.
喬·西茲曼摔斷腿的時候 Okay, did Joe Theesman quit baseball
放棄棒球了嗎 when he broke his leg?
實際上是喬·西斯曼 Um, it's actually Joe Theismann,
他再也不玩橄欖球了 And he never played football again.
兩個都一樣 我比你堅強 他媽的 Either way, I am tougher than you are, motherfucker.
那是什麼 Shh, what's that?
見鬼 我會回來的 Oh no. oh, shit. Okay, I'll be back.
-看 米亞 坐下 -好 別碰 - Look, mia, just sit down, okay? - Yeah yeah. Don't touch.
毀滅上校 The captain of crunch,
世界重量級拳擊冠軍 The heavyweight Champion of the world,
重擊手克萊恩·斯萊蒙 Slammin' Cleon Salmon.
別跟我開玩笑 You've got to be kidding me.
我在這 永不失敗 I am here. Undefeated, baby.
-國王駕臨 -你是第一 - The king is here. - You're number one.
最近怎麼樣 過來抱抱 How you doing? Come here and give me a hug.
你看上去很好 Mmm, you look good.
給雙S找根胡蘿蔔 Hey, get a carrot for the ss fudgealicious, okay?
我猜是指那匹馬 I assume that's the horse?
別猜 你猜的時候會讓自己像個白癡 Never assume. When you assume you make an asshole out of yourself.
好吧 謝謝你 回去吃飯吧 All right, thank you. Go back to eating.
好好享受 忘了它 這跟我沒關係 Enjoy yourselves. Forget it. it's not about me.
瑞奇 叫大衛做劍魚 Hey, Rich, tell Dave to cook that swordfish.
我跟埃默里爾·拉格塞玩扳拇指贏的 I won it from Emeril Lagasse in a thumb-wrestling contest.
我把他的拇指掰斷了 I broke this thumb. Bam!
他哭得像個孩子 He cried like a baby.
看 我和木日先生 Hey, look, me and Mr. Yamamuri,
我們要餐廳裏最好的位子 We want the best seat in the house.
我們要皇家待遇 瑞奇 We want the royal treatment, Rich.
老闆 恐怕不行 Uh, Champ, you can't.
我的意思是 如果你指望能掙2萬美元 I mean, we need those tables
我們就需要那些桌子 if you want to earn the 20 grand.
那很好 瑞奇 先弄清楚 That's nice, Rich. Check this out.
如果你不給我找張桌子 If you don't find me a table,
我就把他塞到你的屁股裏 I'm gonna shove him up your ass.
老闆 他不是日本小混混嗎 Champ, isn't he Yakuza?
得了 夥計 別有種族偏見 Come on, man. Don't be racist.
他不是小混混 No, he's not Yakuza.
木日先生準備在日本 Mr. Yamamuri is gonna make the first slammin' salmon candy
推出克萊恩·斯萊蒙的糖 bar in Japan.
想想看 一層巧克力 Check it out... a layer of chocolate,
牛軋糖 花生 更多牛軋糖然後鮭魚 Nougat, peanut, more nougat and salmon.
我知道這聽著可能有點噁心 但是相信我 Yeah, I know it sounds nasty, but trust me.
東方人會喜歡這種魚肉糖的 They love that fish candy over in the Orient.
我要桌子就是說這事 Now I'm saying that to say this
閉嘴 給我找張桌子 Shut the fuck up, get me a table,
否則我就要用你的蛋蛋當袖扣 Or I'm gonna use your nuts for cufflinks.
-很快就來 -好的 - Coming right up. Great. - All right.
-糖聽起來很好吃 -那是當然 - Candy bar sounds delicious. - It is.
-很快就回來 -好的 - Okay, be right back. - All right.
你一定會喜歡這個女侍者的 You're gonna love this waitress.
她是個芭蕾舞演員 She's a ballerina.
像天鵝一樣優雅 告訴木日先生 Graceful like a swan. Tell Mr. Yamamuri.
拳王 Hey, Champ.
你他媽的怎麼了 What the fuck happened to you?
我被湯燙傷了 I got burned with soup.
難道你不知道該先吹一吹嗎 Don't you know you're supposed to blow on it first?
是的 拳王 Yes, Champ.
別站在這了 走開 燙傷臉 Well, don't just stand there. Get out of here, soup face.
你冒犯了我的東京客人 You're offending my tokyokan guest.
-找個機靈的過來 -塔拉 - Get me the smart girl. - Tara?
-對 -好的 我去幫你叫她 - Yeah. - Yeah, I'm gonna get her for you.
叫她拿些香檳來 And tell her to bring me some champagne.
我很抱歉 但是她的燙傷臉把我嚇壞了 I am so sorry, but her soup face scared the shit out of me.
我的聲音沒有那麼大 My voice is not that high.
這上面說要八小時 我要快點的 This says eight hours. I need something faster.
我聽說眼藥水對某些人有用 I hear eye-drops work on some people.
給我一杯蘋果汁我能把信箱拉滿 One glass of apple juice and I can fill up a mailbox.
-優酪乳 -切德乾酪 - Yogurt. - Cheddar cheese.
塔拉 老闆要你去招待他 Tara, the champ wants you to wait on him.
好的 Oh, okay.
-因為 -我明白 - Cause of the... - Oh, yeah. right.
木日先生說他認為如果買哈麥德阿裏 Mr. Yamamuri say he think if Muhammad Ali
還年輕的話就沒人能打敗他 Was still young man no one ever defeat him.
如果那些如果和但是都變成糖果和堅果 Yeah, well, if ifs and buts was candies and nuts,
我們就能有愉快的耶誕節了 告訴他 We'd all have a merry Christmas. Tell him that.
不 我沒這麼說 No, I didn't say that.
如果那些如果和但是都變成糖果和堅果 If ifs and buts was candies and nuts,
我們就能有愉快的耶誕節了 We'd all have a merry Christmas.
是啊 冠軍桑 我翻譯了 Yes, champ-san. I translate...
說 Say it!
如果那些如果和但是都變成糖果和堅果 If if and but was candy and nut,
我們就能有愉快的耶誕節了 We all have a merry christmas.
謝謝 有那麼難嗎 Thank you. Was that so hard?
拳王 Hey, Champ.
大衛 你幹什麼了 Dave, what did you do?
你給藍爸爸吹簫了嗎 Did you blow papa smurf?
給藍爸爸吹簫 Blow papa smurf.
他們兩個太刻板了 We got a couple of stiffs over here.
拳王 你想點點開胃菜嗎 Champ, would you like to order some appetizers?
對 我要一份 Yes, I would like to order some encrapments.
還要弗魯蒂德爾馬雷 I will have the frutti del mare,
牡蠣 The oysters del cabana
還有蛤蜊 And the clams casino.
主菜我想要我贏的那條劍魚 And for the entree I want that swordfish that I caught.
大衛 要確保把魚的鼻子也做進去 Oh, and Dave, make sure you cook the nose too.
我想嘗嘗那是什麼味道 I want to see what that tastes like.
記住了嗎 大衛 You got that, Dave?
我希望所有的東西上都有馬拉斯加酒漬櫻桃 Oh, and I want maraschino cherries on everything.
你知道那個單詞野櫻桃酒嗎 Did you know that the word Maraschino
是從拳擊手洛磯·馬拉希諾那來的 Came from the boxer Rocky Maraschino?
實際上是洛奇·馬西亞諾 Uh, it's actually Rocky Marciano.
管他呢 王八羔子 Whatever, motherfucker!
好吧 好了 好了 Okay. Okay. Okay.
你們怎麼用西班牙語說他媽的 How do you say motherfucker in Spanish?
大多數人喜歡海鮮牛排餐 Most guys go surf 'n' turf.
我喜歡那些吃海鮮海鮮牛排牛排的人 But I like a guy who goes surf 'n' surf 'n' turf 'n' turf.
你知道嗎 實際上 You know, actually,
你能給我們一點時間嗎 Could you give us a minute?
我們需要你的時候會叫你 And we will call you when we need you.
你們男人總是會說你們會打電話 You men always say you're gonna call.
實際上我只是想保持我的食欲 Okay, actually I'm just trying to keep my appetite here.
但是謝謝你 But thank you...
摸我 For groping me
而且讓你的臉出現在我們的晚餐時段 And bringing your face into our dinner.
這時候我就感謝上帝給我了一張完美的臉 These are the days I thank god I have a perfect face.
不好意思 Sorry.
我準備和你一組工作幫你提高你的排名 So I'm gonna take you up on your offer about working as a team.
我不知道 Oh, I don't know.
我覺得我會拉你後腿 I think I would drag you down.
不 No.
祝你好運 Best of luck to you.
制服它 快制服它 Get it out of the soup! Get it out of the soup!
有誰能行行好殺了這玩意 Will somebody please kill this thing?!
他很強壯 他很強壯 He's strong! Hhe's strong!
這他媽的是怎麼了要這麼久 What the fuck is taking so long?
你得制服劍魚 You have to dominate the swordfish.
然後才能烹飪它 Only then can you saut?it.
謝謝你 拳王 Thanks, Champ.
瑞奇 營業額 Rich, numbers!
給你 Here you go.
我們掙到2萬了嗎 Are we at 20 grand yet?
只賺到1萬2 We're at 12,000.
還不到一半 That's not even halfway.
-實際上 -到我辦公室來 - Um, actually... - In my office!
所有人都到我辦公室來 Everybody in my office!
不不不 不是客人 No no no, not the customers.
你們坐下 You guys sit down.
服務員都到我辦公室來 Wait staff in my office.
所以我猜沒人想去巴哈馬 So I guess nobody wants this trip to the Bahamas.
實際上是基拉戈 老闆 說服力 Um, it's actually Key Largo, Champ. Persuasions.
你知道什麼 一句話也別說 You know what? Don't say another word.
因為你已經證明你沒用了 不是嗎 Because you've proven yourself useless, wouldn't you say?
說 Say it.
我就是個沒用的廢物 I am useless with a capital Y.
我就是個 I am useless
沒用的廢物 With a capital Y.
對了 要是我是你們的話 That's right. Now then, when I was in your position,
為了能去巴哈馬旅行 I would have rabbit-punched my own mother
要我打我老娘一頓都行 For a trip to the Bahamas.
現在你們難道不想去海邊躺著 Are you telling me you wouldn't want to be on a beach right now?
喝一杯草莓果酒嗎 Sipping on a strawberry daiquiri?
-我想去呢 -很不幸 - I would like that very much. - Well, too bad!
因為草莓果酒是給業績好的喝的 Because strawberry daiquiris are for closers!
不是給你這樣的娘娘腔的 Not for pussies!
瘋子 Hey, numb nuts.
是的 老闆 Yeah, champ?
你想嘗嘗我拳頭的滋味嗎 You're gonna be polishing my fist with your teeth.
一會兒再說 I'll get to you later.
誰是蓋伊·米墜普斯 怎麼會有那麼怪的名字 Who is guy "Meatdrapes"? What kind of name is that?
老闆 是米德拉地 It's Metdrapedes, sir.
是希臘語 It's Greek.
我想你讀錯了 Well, I think you're pronouncing it wrong.
這兒寫著“米墜普斯” This says "Meatdrapes."
它的準確發音是米德拉地 It's actually pronounced Metdrapedes.
為什麼和我念的不一樣呢 Well, why doesn't it sound like that when I say it?
"米墜普斯" "Meatdrapes."
我不知道 I don't know.
你懂的也不多吧 蓋伊 You don't know much, do you, guy?
不多 No, sir.
如果去巴哈馬旅行 Well, if a trip to the Bahamas
還不能讓你們全力以赴的話 aren't gonna get the molasses out yourasses,
也許一萬的獎金能 Maybe $10,000 will do the trick.
-什麼 -什麼 - What? - What?
-一萬美金 -對 新的獎勵 - 10,000 bucks? - That’s right, new prize.
今晚的第一就能拿走這一萬美金 Top waiter leaves here tonight with 10 grand in his pocket.
知道一萬美金裝在包包裏是什麼感覺嗎 Do you know what 10 grand feels like in your pocket?
就像你長了第三條命根子 It feels like a third cock.
天哪 你有幾個啊 老闆 Jesus, how many cocks you got, champ?
你是在嘲笑我嗎 米墜普斯 Are you lampooning me, Meatdrapes?
當然不是啊 No, of course not, sir.
-想讓我給你的眼睛一拳嗎 -不想 - You want a punch in the eye, guy? - No, please.
我會把你打成個大餅臉 I can make your face look like a pie, guy.
不要 Oh, god, no.
對不起 我不是故意的 Excuse me. I didn't mean to do that.
不過你們現在知道了吧 But now you know the deal.
今晚誰得了第一 The waiter that comes in first place
誰就得到一萬美金 Gets $10,000.
最後一名就得斷幾根肋骨 Whoever comes in last gets a broken rib sandwich.
而且我剛還沒怎麼使勁 And I wasn't even trying to hurt him.
-你想哭嗎 蓋伊 -不 不想 - Are you about to cry, guy? - No, of course not.
松松領帶 蓋伊 Loosen up your tie, guy.
聽到我的話了嗎 Did you hear what I just said?
押韻了耶 It was a rhyme.
如果你實在不想哭 就把這放他眼裏咯 If you're not gonna cry, then put it in his eye.
給他肚子一大拳 讓他聞著臭翻天 Punch to the gut and make him smell like a skunk.
如果他把肉吃光 那讓他 If he runs out of meat then he's...
你們都站著幹什麼呢 So what are you all stand here?
沒人想要那一萬塊了嗎 Don't nobody want $10,000?
快點給我滾出去 Get the hell out of here now!
-讓開 -我一定會拿到那一萬美元 - Get out of my way. - I've got this thing in the bag.
胡說 大鼻子 那錢絕對是我的 Bullshit, big nose, it's already over.
老闆 Um, champ,
我本來沒權插手你的生意 I don't mean to tell you your business,
不過如果今晚賺了兩萬 But if you have to make 20 grand tonight
你卻要分給他們一萬 and you give away 10,
這帳就不對了 It works counter to what you're trying to do.
雷切洛 隨你信不信 我不懂算賬 Richardo, believe it or not, I ain't a numbers man.
我是靠打人為生的 I punch people for a living.
如果今晚賺不到那麼多 And I'm gonna punch you
你就是第一個被打的 if you don't make that money tonight.
這帳算的很對 我馬上就去 Okay, that's good math. I'm on it.
-真的嗎 -是啊 - You really mean that? - Oh, yeah I do.
真好啊 Wow, that is so cool.
今天是那對夫妻結婚二十周年紀念 It's that couple's 20th wedding anniversary.
是嗎 他們看著真年輕 Really? They look so young.
他們十六歲時就結婚了 Well, they've been married since they were 16.
想不到吧 是愛的力量啊 Can you believe? That’s amore.
高登 送他們一瓶香檳吧 Gordon, send those kids a bottle of champagne.
他們已經結婚十年了 Apparently they've been married for 10 years.
但是她得了癌症 But she didn't want to get pregnant
在控制住癌細胞前不想懷孕 Until the cancer went into remission.
上周她的病終於被控制住了 Well, it went into remission last week.
能送他們一瓶高級香檳嗎 記我們的賬上 Oh, will you send them a bottle of your best champagne on us of course.
-當然 我的榮幸 -謝謝 - It’d be my pleasure. - Thank you.
看到那個男人了嗎 You see that man over there?
他把我從燃燒的車裏救出來 He's the one who pulled me from the burning car.
是我的救命恩人 He's my hero.
經過三年在輪椅上與病魔鬥爭 After three years in a wheelchair,
他走進了她的懷抱 he walked into her arms.
這是當時歐普拉收視率最高的節目 It was "Oprah"'s highest rated episode.
他們現在就坐在那兒 And they're sitting right over there.
今晚我要和你玩個遊戲 I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.
那你得再多付五十 Well, that's gonna be an extra 50 bucks.
沒問題 貝類的東西叫我性奮的很 That's okay. Shellfish makes me horny.
-如果我得了性病呢 -誰沒有呢? - Good, 'cause I got crabs. - who doesn't?
你好 先生 這是本店贈送的香檳 Excuse me, sir. Compliments of the house.
什麼啊 是電視臺拍節目嗎 What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing?
-你帶了話筒 -你帶了話筒吧 - Are you miked? - Are you miked?
那個肛交的事我是開玩笑的 I was just kidding about the anal.
只是待在酒店太無聊了 I was just bored at the hotel.
才出來找個小姐 I was looking for something to do with my cock.
是理所當然的啊 Perfectly natch.
看看她 你難道不想玩兒她嗎 Come on, take a look at her. You wouldn't kick in that back door?
-我無所謂哦 -媽的 - I'm not ashamed. - fuck this!
太好了 那麼快就升到第二 Yeah, Guy. Number two with a bullet.
恭喜 Congratulations.
傷兵 Burn.
我倒是想看看要是你被燙傷了怎麼工作 I would like to see you try and sell with a burned face,
你個混蛋 You orange tanned prick!
那也比你好 滿臉是傷 Oh, sucks to be you, Hiroshima.
一萬美金 10 grand!
我看上一套天鵝絨的真皮沙發 I got my eye on a leather couch with a velvet dick hole in it.
是嗎 看這個記分牌 Oh, yeah? Well, check out the scoreboard.
你得先贏過我才行 You got to get by me first, fake 'N' bake.
-哈哈 再見 -絕對非我莫屬 - Aha-ha! See ya. - Oh, I am going to own this.
大家好 Hi there. Hey.
她是諾拉·鐘斯嗎 Is that Norma Jones?
這是流行歌手紐特拉 That's Nutella the pop star.
紐特拉 她是諾瑪·鐘斯 菲姬和碧昂斯的 Yeah, you take Norah Jones, Fergie and Beyonce
混合體 And mix 'em together, you get Nutella.
誰是碧昂斯 Ah. who's Beyonce?
-紐特拉 紐特拉 -你來啦 - Nutella, Nutella. - There he is.
很高興見到你 Good to see you.
拳王 紐特拉也很高興見到你 Nutella thinks it's always good to see you too, champ.
給他們安排最好的位置 Give 'em the best seat in the house.
謝謝 你們看到這個像巧克力樣的人了嗎 Thank you, baby. You all see all that chocolate?
-我喜歡巧克力 -我知道 - I know, I love chocolate. - I heard that.
-這邊請 -好的 - Right this way. - All right.
-太好了 去我的那桌 -拜託 - Perfect, that table. - Come on.
-謝謝 -太好了 - Thank you. - Yes!
真是的 Come on.
美女帕蒂 Hey, sexy Patty.
如果接下來好你把好客人都安排在我的桌 Hey, if you give me the best tables for the rest of the night
我就帶你去度假 I'll take you to Persuasions with me.
我還以為你會帶米亞去 Oh, I thought you were taking Mia.
不 我更想和你去 No, I would rather take you-a.
你太可愛了 Oh my god, you are so funny.
你也很幽默 You've got a great sense of humor.
你身材很好 Oh, you have great posture.
我以前還駝背呢 I used to have scoliosis.
看不出來 You can't tell.
晚上好 紐特拉小姐 Good evening, Miss Nutella.
很榮幸今晚您能光臨本店 We are so honored to have you with us tonight.
我只想說我很喜歡你的那首歌 Can I just say that I love your song
對你太認真 "Too sincere for you"?
為你 太高了 For you... ?it's up here.
我知道了 謝謝 寶貝兒 Got it. Nutella thanks you, baby.
我們可以點餐了嗎 紐特拉很餓了 Now can we order fast? 'cause nutella is hungry.
當然 Of course.
我們吃什麼 So what should we have?
老闆為你們點了兩瓶水晶香檳 Well, the champ ordered two bottles of Cristal,
四隻特勞巴龍蝦 Four lobsters Troubadour,
一隻阿拉斯加帝皇蟹 An Alaskan king crab,
乾酪焗牡蠣和一份劍魚 Oysters carbonara and a round of swordfish.
給我們來五份 Well, we will take five of that.
-太好了 -你好好招呼紐特拉 - Fantastic. - You treat Nutella right,
紐特拉也會好好對你的 Nutella treats you right.
-我懂你的意思 -好了 - I know what you're saying, girlfriend. - All right, girl.
-好的 -拿出你們的看家本領來吧 - Okay, right. - Show 'em what you're working with.
好了 就這樣 Okay, great. There we go.
天哪 你在幹嘛呢 No. what? What are you doing?
-我的名字怎麼也在這上面 -我讓你負責一片 - why am I on the board? - I am giving you a section.
恭喜 你也加入競賽啦 Congratulations, you are in the competition.
你在說什麼呢 我只是打雜的 What are you talking about? I'm a busboy.
-過去是 -別碰我 - You were a busboy. - Get your hands off me.
但是現在你是餐廳侍應了 But now you're a waiter.
不 我不知道要怎麼做 No, I don't know the first thing about waiting tables.
非常簡單 問顧客他們想吃什麼 It's very simple. You ask the people what they want,
再拿給他們就行了 就連猴子都能做 And then you bring it to them. A monkey could do it.
我落後他們四個小時啦 我又不討人喜歡 I'm four hours behind these guys and I'm shitfaced.
-把桌子搬出來 -不要 不要 - Bring those tables out. - No no no!
放在合適的地方 Great, stick them wherever they fit.
不要這樣啊 Please don't do this.
蝦貝海鮮面 Rock shrimp and scallop linguini.
離馬桶近點 吃了這個馬上就要上廁所 Stay close to the shitter. I call it my pants down pasta.
記得把奶油都吃了 蠢蛋 Be sure to eat all the cream. Hey, douchebag.
大衛 你告訴他我不行的 Dave, you've got to tell the guy I'm a fuck-up, yeah?
不 你做的很好 No no no, you'll do great.
你大學的時候不是幹過半年服務生嘛 You made it through six months of college.
-拜託 -你天生就是幹這的料 - Come on, Dave. - Sounds like waiter material to me.
真好吃 This is delicious.
真希望老闆把你的整口牙都打碎 I hope the champ knocks every tooth out of your fucking head.
我希望老闆把你的給打碎 I hope the champ knocks your tooth out.
乾杯 快點 都幹了 Shots shots shots. Come on, get it into ya.
各位好 歡迎你們光臨拳王飯店 Hello, gentlemen, and welcome to the Salmon Sammin'.
我是多尼 今晚要喝點什麼嗎 My name is Donnie. Can I start you off with something to drink tonight?
夥計 我們現在不正在喝嗎 We've already got some drinks, haven't we, mate?
聽口音你是英國人 Sounds like you're from the UK.
是在“綠洲”還是‘赫爾曼的隱士’樂隊呢 Are you in a band like Oasis or Herman's Hermits?
都不是 No, we're not.
今晚想吃點什麼嗎 Are there any answers I can question you from the menu tonight?
東尼 那你給我們推介一下吧 All right, Donnie, why don't you tell us something good on the menu, eh?
藍柑桂酒很不錯 Well, the blue curacao is excellent.
這笑話你們可能不明白 Private joke.
再拿點酒來就行了 Just get us some more shots, all right?
我幫你們把桌上的杯子清理一下 Then I will just clear these shot glasses out of the way for you.
你這混蛋 You fucking cunt.
我沒喝醉 I'm not drunk.
今晚還滿意嗎 So how is everything tonight?
很好 蓋伊 謝謝 Oh, truly splendid, Guy. Thank you.
我們今晚客人很多 Well, we're really really busy tonight.
恩 我看到了 Yes, I can see that.
還有什麼別的需要嗎 So is there anything else I can get for you tonight
還是結賬 or just the check?
來杯茶吧 Well, I wouldn't mind a cup of tea.
滾出去 Get the fuck out of here.
什麼 Excuse me?
你在讀“戰爭與和平”嗎 Are you reading "War and Peace"?
不會吧 我也超喜歡這書 Get the fuck out of here. I love that book.
那你應該來我的書友會看看 Oh, well, perhaps you'd like to come to my book club.
上周我們一起讀了福拜樓的"包法利夫人“ Yeah, last week we read Flaubert's "Madame Bovary."
當時的場面真是 It really brought the...
非常熱烈啊 House down.
小子 Hey, kid.
我覺得你這人很好 I like you.
他們這樣做對你不公平 I think they put you in a really tough situation.
我會幫你的 我負責這個桌子給你了 I'm gonna help you out and give you one of my tables.
真的嗎 謝了 Really? Thanks.
看到那個大老闆了嗎 Yeah, see Donald Trump over there?
使出渾身解數去招呼他吧 Knock yourself out.
柯納 Oh, Connor.
我剛給你安排了六個客人 I just sat you a six.
六個 Six.
帕蒂 太感謝你了 Mmm, thanks, Patty.
你剛剛踢了他一大腳 So you just keep whacking him in the knee.
很痛 但是也比打臉好 Painful, but better than a punch in the face.
-柯納 -摩根 - Connor? - Hey, Morgan.
你記得迪克·羅伯嗎 You remember Dick Lobo,
”海特蘭大CFI“的製作人 - The producer of "CFI Hotlanta." - Hey.
當然 Of course.
其他的這幾個演員 And the entire rest of the cast.
我知道 羅恩 瑪麗 喬喬 Yeah, Ron, Mary Kay, Juju.
你們怎麼來了 Um, what are you guys doing here?
我們來拍邁阿密CFI的 Oh, we're in town to shoot this fabulous crossover promo
預告片 With "CFI Miami."
真好 Oh, cool.
有人跟我說如果我到了邁阿密 You know, somebody suggested that if I was in Miami
一定得來這瞧瞧 This is the place to come.
就是我說的 That was me.
是啊 對啊 Right. Right.
是啊 那你在這幹嘛呢 Yeah, so what are you doing here?
你在研究某個電視角色還是 You researching a role for TV or something?
也不是 Not really.
我就是在這工作的 所以... I actually just work here. So...
你是說真的啊 Keeping it real, huh?
-好好幹 小夥子 -好的 好 - Good for you, dog. - All right. okay.
可以開始點餐了嗎 So can I get you all started off
先來點喝的 With something to drink?
我對自己說過 我不會 I told myself I wasn't going to put
在甜點上留下拇指印 My thumbprint into every dessert
還有呢... And yet...
不可能啊 That's impossible.
我還沒碰過那個啊 I never touched that one.
你得重新開始咯 You know you're gonna have to start over now.
知道了 I know.
我對自己說過 我不會... I told myself I wasn't going to put...
要想所向無敵 你... This is undefeated, you are...
得竭盡全力 Should be depleted.
但若你的對手是我 When you go against me
你就一定得準備個陪護醫生了 You're gonna be needing a paramedic.
配護 對 陪護 P-a-r-a-dic. paramedic.
多哥出場啦 Zongo's in the house!
他是不是火燒屁股了 Hey, he's onto something.
你們看到傻帽了吧 You guys see nuts?
所有服務生都像傻帽那樣跳啊 I want all the wait staff skipping just like nuts now.
該死的 沒聽到嗎 跳啊 God damn it, I said now! Skip!
大家跳啊 Skip, everybody!
繼續跳 繼續跳 Keep skipping. Keep skipping.
你在那 就上下跳 If you're in one place, hop up and down.
-快跳啊 -你還好嗎 - There you go, man. - You doing all right?
給我認真的跳啊 繼續跳 Skip it like you mean it! Keep skipping!
這他媽的咋了 What the fuck?
面拖油炸蔬菜 Tempura
多美味 It's delicious.
太好了 That's great.
我愛死了 我們都要了 I love it. We'll take all of it.
-傻帽 過來 -塔拉 - Nuts, nuts, come here. - Tara, Tara, Tara.
瑞奇 他瘋了 我們得幫幫他 Rich, he's over the edge. We have to help him.
由著他吧 他賣瘋了 Let it slide. He's selling like crazy.
-你一點不關心 -我非常關心 - You don't care? - I totally care.
瑞奇 看看他 他已經完全不受控制了 Rich, look at him. He's totally out of control.
你一點無所謂 That doesn't bother you?
好好幹活 行嗎 Keep up the good work, okay?
瑞奇過來 出事了 Rich, come on. something's wrong.
有事就找我 多哥 If you need anything ask for Zongo.
柯納排第二 In second place is Connor.
第一名是 傻帽和多哥 And in first place, nuts/Zongo.
-那個瘋子排第一 天哪 -什麼 - Nuts is in first? Jesus Christ. - What?
瑞奇 他是神經病 不能算他 Rich, he's bazonkers. Get him off the floor.
-是啊 -我們不都有點瘋狂嗎 - Yeah. - Look, aren't we all a little bazonkers?
瑞奇 你在做什麼 因為老闆嗎 Rich, why are you doing this? is it because of the Champ?
才不是呢 我們都有活幹吧 That's ridiculous. We have a job to do.
傻帽和多哥可算是完全不同的人 Nuts and Zongo should at least count as two different people.
-我同意 -沒錯 - I agree. - Yes.
說句安慰的話 你們大家已經很親密了 Look, if it's any consolation, you're all really close together.
當然除了你 多尼 Except for you, Donnie.
天啊 抱歉 我得先走了 Oh my god. Excuse me. I've got to go.
-都快成混蛋了 -我可不想變白癡 - Got to be an asshole about this. - I ain't losing to some lunatic.
如果你需喜歡淡紫色 If you don't like mauve
完全可以在質地上做點手腳 We can totally do some kind of texture
馬賽克手指畫 Mosaic finger-painting.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
我就是想告訴你們 I just wanted to let you know that the chef
主廚正在做 Is pushing out
你們要的甜點 Your dessert from the oven.
馬上就快好了 It'll just be a few minutes.
那太好了 大偵探夏普·溫福德 Well, that is fantastic, detective Shep Winford.
能給我再來一杯喝的嗎 Now why don't you track me down another drink?
這回可得多兌點酒啊 And tell them to put some booze in it this time, yeah?
馬上就來 Coming right up.
-確定再來一杯嗎 -對 - Are you sure you want another one? - Yes.
維爾京羅姆酒和可樂怎麼樣 Maybe a virgin rum and coke.
-就要可樂 -聽起來還不錯 - That would just be coke. - Oh, that sounds delicious.
有啥需要 夥計們 Whoo! What's up, noodle dicks?
那邊那張桌剛點了2龍舌蘭酒 That table over there just ordered two rounds of premium tequila.
你們就坐在這兒吧 Now are y'all just gonna sit here
那邊的人就把你們當成一群傻逼 While they make you look like a bunch of fucking pussies?
別啊 夥計 我們這兒來三圈 Hell no, dude. We'll take three rounds.
爽 你們幹嘛的 好弟兄 Shit yeah! What are y'all, Phi Taus?
-好弟兄 -來 加油 - Phi Taus! - Come on now, give it to me.
-加油 哦耶 -我們把他拿下 - Give it to me good. - Let's take him down.
-我知道他把藥放哪了 -好 - I know where he keeps his meds. - Yeah.
給我弄點酒下肚啊 I want some booze in my belly.
快啊 寶貝 Yeah, baby!
菲德爾 這杯給一個討厭的電影明星的 Fidel, this is for a pissed-off movie star
多給他弄點酒進去 So give it some balls.
沒錯 快點 Mm-hmm, yeah. Do it.
再加 再加 就是這個意思 Go and go. That's what I'm talking about.
你好啊 Hola, Diablo Blancos.
多哥喜歡伏特加 Zongo like vodka.
多哥 你還好嗎 Hey hey, you doing okay, Zongo?
好啊 多哥 Hello, Zongo.
你得吃藥 多哥 You've got to take it, Zongo.
不會有人困住多哥的 Nobody puts Zongo in a cage
那時沒人想困你 多哥 No one's trying to put zongo in a cage, Zongo.
好吧 我吃藥 Okay. I'll take it.
-太大了 -抓住他 - It's so big! - Get him!
多哥 冷靜點 Zongo, calm down.
咋啦 What the fuck?
羅伯先生 Hey, Mr. Lobo.
-男廁 -在大堂盡頭那 - Men's room? - Just down the hall.
還真是邁阿密 Miami.
開門 快點 Open. There.
好了 好了 Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got it.
放鬆 多哥 放鬆 別出聲 Easy. easy, Zongo. easy. Shh.
放鬆點 不錯 Easy. That's good.
-很好 -把他弄起來 - That's good. - Get him up.
看上去你好點了 Hey, you look better.
是 現在好點了 Yeah, I'm better now.
我就要得到了 榮譽或恥辱 拼了 I am gonna win this thing, face or no face.
有桌客人生日 我要他們全聽我的 Got a birthday table and I've got 'em in the palm of my hand.
-你要和我一起唱歌嗎 -好的 - So you want to sing with me? - Yes, I do.
把你衣服整理好 Get your poop in a group.
-馬上就到了 -一定要信我 - Any second now. - Believe it when I see it.
很抱歉 Sorry.
該死的 Oh shit.
是柯納啊 Connor, hey.
羅伯先生 請您聽我說幾句話 Mr. Lobo, I just need a minute of your time
你為什麼炒了我呢 To talk about why you fired me.
柯納 拜託 我不知道你在說什麼 Connor, please. I don't know what you're taking about.
其實 我明白的 It's okay, I understand.
我是說 您讓我去演一個大鼻子員警 I mean, you cast me to play a big-nosed cop
我就去整了鼻子 太蠢了 And I got a nose job. It was stupid.
我都不知道你還整了鼻子 I didn't even know you had a nose job.
看起來還不錯啊 頭看那邊 Looks pretty good though. Turn your head that way.
對 你醫生是誰 Yeah. who's your doctor?
我女兒12歲 長了一張醜嘴 I've got a 12-year old daughter with a fucking beak.
還有一嘴歪牙 She's got bean bag tits and a big caboose too.
那可憐的小女孩未來可不容易咯 That poor girl's gonna have a hard road ahead.
羅伯先生 我知道我做錯了 Mr. Lobo, I know I made a mistake.
聽著孩子 我不是因為你去整容才炒你 Look, kid, I didn't fire you for having a small nose.
羅伯先生 我不是想再去演那員警 Mr. Lobo, I am not gonna turn you in to the nose police.
別玩我了 夥計 You kill me, man.
長那個鼻子讓我挺難堪的 It was hard growing up with that nose.
你就是個傻子 知道不 You are a real fucking moron, you know that?
-啥 -你讀過劇本 對吧 白癡 - What? - You read the script, didn't you, shithead?
全是鼻子的包袱 It's all nose jokes.
比如"我到處在嗅線索 我聞到了只耗子" "I've been nosing around. I smell a rat."
你卻帶著小貓的鼻子出現了 And then you show up with that little cat nose.
完全沒道理啊 Doesn't make any sense.
再重寫個故事得多難啊你知道嗎 Do you realize how hard it is to rewrite an entire season?
-不 先生 -你才是人小鬼大 - No, sir. - You were a kid with a big nose.
你能上電視但你卻自己搞砸了 You got on TV but you fucked it up.
就是你 怪誰呢 你自己搞砸了 You. Who? You fucked it up.
羅伯先生 我發現了個地方 Look, Mr. Lobo, I found out about this place
能幫我隆鼻子 That does nose enlargements.
如果進展順利的話 我明天就能做了 And if all goes well I could actually have the money to do it by tomorrow.
大鼻子一定會火的 The new honker is gonna be a goddamn fire hose.
那我們要怎麼做呢 What are we supposed to do?
讓夏普·溫福德帶著各大鼻子氣死回生 Bring back detective Shep Winford from the dead with a big nose?
我們可不是在演狗屁X檔案 This isn't fucking "X Files."
再見 Goodbye.
你沒幹過摩根·費瑞奇爾得 So you didn't donkey punch Morgan Fairchild.
我的天啊 Oh, Jesus Christ.
天啊 我一小時前不是還在最後一名嗎 Hey, wasn't I in last place an hour ago?
的確 Yes, you were.
-多哥在這嗎 -他整晚都在 - Was zongo here? - oh, Zongo was here all right.
給六人那桌賣了18道菜 Sold 18 entrees to a party of six.
我一點都想不起來 I don't remember any of that.
老闆說給第一的1萬塊也不記得了 Not even the Champ offering 10 grand?
-幹嗎給1萬塊 -最佳銷售員 - 10 grand for what? - Top seller.
該死的廢物 Fucking dodo bird.
傻帽 Nuts?
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
我現在是多哥 I am Zongo.
我一定要贏了比賽 I am still going to win this contest
因為我抗壓能力絕佳 Because I can hold it together under pressure.
歡迎光臨拳王飯店 Welcome to the Slammin's Salmon.
要優雅 一鳴驚人 Be graceful and amazing
那樣才是我呢 'cause that's what I am.
多尼 Donnie?
誰他媽的是多尼 Who the fuck is Donnie?
我是多尼 斯萊蒙先生 I'm donnie, Mr. Salmon.
搞笑 大衛 Good try, Dave.
不是 我是大衛的雙胞胎兄弟 No, I'm Dave's twin brother.
你知道不 還有一件事 And you know what? Another thing,
我才不管她對花生過敏啥的 I don't care how severe her peanut allergy is.
沒人跟你說過你倆長的一模一樣嗎 Did anybody ever tell you you guys look exactly alike?
天天說 Every day.
怪不得你塗藍色唇膏 Is that why you wear the blue lipstick?
隨便吧 希望你喜歡醫院的乾糧 Either way, I hope you like hospital food.
不要 我只是雜工啊 No, I was recently a busboy.
-這件事我可沒參與啊 -是嗎 知道嗎 - I wasn't a part of this thing. - Yeah, you know what?
藉口都是放屁 誰都有藉口 Excuses are like assholes. Everybody's got one,
就是沒人敢認賬 But don't nobody want to admit it.
馬上把你名字從最後一名那弄下來 Now get your ass out of last place
否則我就抽你的筋當跳繩 Or I'm gonna use your spine for a jump rope.
我...靠 What the fuck?
我還是喜歡 I'd still hit that.
-我拿到了 -棒 - I got it. - Nice.
兄弟 那顆南非亮鑽呢 Dude, where's the south african bing diamond?
他媽的 Shit!
小姐們 歡迎光臨拳王飯店 Ladies, hello and welcome to the Slammin' Salmon tonight.
容我為你們推薦幾道非常好吃的菜 Let me tell you about some of the more delicious things on our menu.
有無骨比目魚 Uh, we have a boneless fillet of...
冠軍... Champion...
還有非常棒的黑眼... Also a very nice black eye...
熏三文魚 非常棒 Sock-eyed Salmon. It's very nice.
是用漁網... It's sautade...
心跳加速... Heartbeat...
他在看著我 He's watching me.
在你工作前 大衛二世 Little story for you, Dave II,
告訴你個秘密 Before you get back to work.
當年我在貝魯特受訓的時候 When I was training for the dispute in Beirut,
每天跑10英里 還要背著頭駝羔 I used to run 10 miles a day with a baby camel strapped to my back.
這你就知道我為啥發現你想跑的時候 So you can understand how bemusing I find it
感覺多麼想不通了吧 That you're trying to run away from me.
我剛... I was...
別跑 認命吧 Don't run. just take it.
好 來啊 來啊 Okay, here we go. Here we go.
敬"CFI海特蘭大" Here's to "CFI Hotlanta"
讓我們打破了艾美獎15項提名記錄 And its record 15 emmy award nominations.
-太好了 -乾杯 - Yay. - Hear hear.
柯納 Connor.
過來 過來一下 Come here. Come here a second.
過來 過來 Come here. Come here.
夥計 沒有你我們不可能成功的 Hey, buddy, we couldn't have done it without you, man.
-敬你 -敬你 - Hear hear. - Hear hear.
非常感謝 Thanks a million.
柯納 還沒見過我們的新演員吧 Oh, Connor, have you met our newest cast member?
他叫史蒂夫·萊蒙杜奇 This is Steve Lemmaduche.
哥們兒 咋了 Hey, buddy. what's crackin'?
叫我肚臍 Call me Duche.
那邊那些人吃的是啥 Hey, what are those guys eating over there?
那邊嗎 三文魚 Over there? That's the salmon.
哦太好了 聞起來太棒了 Oh yeah. That smells beautiful.
給我上一份那個 Hustle me out one of those.
再來一杯可哥馬丁尼 不兌水 And a chocotini, dry.
謝了 老兄 Thanks, pal.
肚臍啊 The Duche.
柯納 Connor.
你肯定馬上就能找到另一部劇的 Look, I just know you're gonna find another show really soon.
謝了 摩根 Thank you, Morgan.
跟廚師說 我點的是烙金槍魚 And that being said, I also know that I ordered my ahi tuna seared,
親愛的 這個沒煎好 And, baby, this is not seared.
我馬上去處理 I'll get that right back to you.
謝謝 Thank you.
多尼 你在幹嘛 Donnie? what are you doing?
你在哭嗎 Are you crying?
才不是 No.
這是什麼 還擦不掉 What is that? it's not coming off.
老闆要宰了我的 The champ is gonna kill me.
我鐵定是吊車尾了 There's no way I can get out of last place.
多尼 他不會宰了你的 Donnie, he's not gonna kill you.
他說最後一名要吃斷骨三明治 Didn't you hear? last place is a broken rib sandwich.
看吧 斷幾根骨頭死不了 You see? breaking your ribs won't kill you.
好啦 多尼 我分一個桌位給你 Okay, look, Donnie, why don't you take one of my tables?
米克諾一家 他們家小費給的很大方 The McNaultys. they're great tippers
點菜又點的多 算我送你的禮物 And they've got a huge check. my gift to you.
別瞎說 你需要獎金上學的 Shut up. you need that money for school.
紐提拉 那桌帳單要過 1000 的 Nutella's check is over $1000.
等她結賬 我馬上超過所有人了 Once I close her out, I'm gonna shoot past everyone.
接了吧 Take the table.
- 真的? - 沒錯 - really? - yeah.
- 我要怎麼回報你? - 不知道 - how would I pay you back? - I don't know.
哪天請我吃肋排大餐吧 Take me out for a broken rib sandwich sometime.
拉我一把 Help me up.
起來吧 Come on, you lush.
歡迎光臨 拳王飯店 Welcome to the Slammin' Salmon.
我是 多哥 My name is Zongo.
多麼美喵的夜晚啊 How is everyone feline this evening?
這是尾完美的 62 年份三文魚 The '62 salmon is "purrfect."
大夥兒想嘗嘗嗎 Would anybody like to try?
太好了 每個人都嘗一塊 Oh, yes. everybody take a sip.
太好吃了 Mmm, delicious.
這位女士 您感覺味道如何 How about you, ma'am? how does that taste?
味道如何 好吃吧 How does that taste? how does that taste?
好吃吧 How does that taste?
味道如何 好吃吧 How does that taste? how does that taste?
味道如何 好吃吧 How does that taste? how does it taste?
味道如何 很好吃吧 How does it taste? how does that taste?
很好吃吧 How does it taste?
果然是世上最硬的物質 Definitely the hardest substance known to man.
太好吃了 Mmm, so good.
我的天啊 Oh my god.
-我愛死了 - 你喜歡就太好了 - oh, I love it. - I'm glad you like it.
我願意 Yes.
我願意嫁給你 Yes, I'll marry you.
- 我愛死你了 - 我也是 親愛的 - I love you so much. - I love you too, baby.
-塔拉 -幹嘛 - Tara, Tara, Tara. - what?
你可以去看看傻帽嗎 Can you go check on Nuts, please?
為什麼要我去 我這忙死了 Why do I have to do it? Rich, I'm slammed.
因為你是醫生啊 'cause you're a doctor, come on.
我是醫校二年級生 根本還不是醫生 I'm not even close to being a doctor. I'm a second-year med student.
我說的有一半是瞎掰的 I'm making half of this shit up.
做醫生不是都要宣誓救人優先嗎 Come on, isn't it part of your hippocrastic oath?
什麼宣誓 別把這事推給我 Hippo what? look, don't put this on me, okay?
他給大猩猩一拳打暈 He got punched out by that gigantic mongoloid
因為你不讓我給他吃藥 Because you denied him his medication.
他就像米亞還有可憐的多尼一樣 You sold him out just like you sold out Mia and that poor kid Donnie.
都給你害了 因為你害怕 克萊恩 And all because you're afraid of Cleon.
瑞奇 你真不是男人 God, you're a real spineless pussy, rich.
三胞胎 Hey, three of them.
哦 天啊 Oh, Jesus.
看看這些小嬰兒們 Look at these babies.
親愛的 Honey, hi.
你怎麼來了 What are you doing here?
他們睡不著 我帶他們來溜達溜達 Well, the kids couldn't sleep so I thought we'd pop in and say hi.
瑞奇 太太來了 Mrs. rich parente in the house.
冠軍 Hey, champ.
克萊恩 Oh, Cleon.
不是我說你 你真得漱漱口了 I don't mean to be mean, but, baby, you need some listerine.
這就是我老妹 實話實說 That's my little sister. always tells it like it is.
哦 瞧這些小崽崽 Oh, look at the little babies.
我是 克萊恩舅舅 Hey, it's uncle Cleon.
媽的 他們長得一摸一樣呢 Damn, they all look the same.
你咋整出來的 跟影印機上床搞出來的 What'd you do, fuck a xerox machine?
在小孩前嘴巴放乾淨點 Watch your goddamn mouth in front of my kids.
-我是 克萊恩舅舅 看招 -別別別太靠近 - it's uncle Cleon. watch it. - no no, not too close.
-小心點 -保持防禦姿態 - okay, easy now. okay. - keep your guard up.
你怎麼會跟冠軍的妹妹結婚了 How the hell did you wind up with the champ's sister?
信不信由你 Well, believe it or not,
冠軍介紹我們然後我們就戀愛了 The champ introduced us and we fell in love
最後就有了小孩 And had these babies. and here we are.
當我第一次注意到理查爾 When I first was made aware of Richardo here,
他在我辦公室門口摔了個狗吃屎 He cracked his head open running out of my office.
那時候我就想 And I thought right away, this guy
這傢伙是個窩囊廢 Is such a pussy.
這個窩囊廢一定 I knew he was such a pussy
沒這個膽欺騙我妹妹 That he would never ever cheat on my sister.
我是說真的 No, I'm serious.
你知道我給他取了個什麼綽號嗎 You want to know what my nickname for him was?
小尿褲 Cunty mctwat.
因為他是個窩囊廢 'cause he was such a pussy.
怎麼沒有人笑 Why isn't anybody laughing?
-太神奇了 -小寶寶們 - that's amazing. - hey, babies, yes.
中間那個的頭很像你 The middle one has your head.
小心點 別別 Don't touch... no no no. okay.
看來有些變動了 夥計們 Okay, we've got some movement, you guys.
這簡直是鬼扯 This is bullshit!
你把傻帽的好桌位全給了 多尼 You gave Donnie all of Nuts's huge tables.
現在說誰是贏家還太早 Guy, it's anyone's game still, all right?
第一名和最後一名只差 250 There's only 250 bucks separating first and last.
-誰都可能會贏 -太好了 - it's anyone's game. - that's awesome.
騙我的話我會宰了你 You better not be lying, 'cause I will cut you.
還有一小時 大夥兒上 All right, one hour left. go get 'em, guys, all right?
-好的 -米亞 米亞 - okay okay. - Mia Mia Mia.
我安排了最後一桌給你 I just sat the last table. you got 'em.
邁阿密海豚隊的鋒線 他們餓壞了 It's the Miami Dolphin's offensive line and they're starving.
祝你好運 你知道的 Good luck. sorry, but, you know...
比賽還沒結束呢 This is so not over.
- 我要火力全開了 - 我可不能輸 - you're gonna burn, baby. - I'm not losing this thing.
我不能輸啊 I'm not losing this thing.
各位女士們像我那麼瘦 All right, if you ladies are like me,
你一定可以吃很多龍蝦 You can eat a shitload of lobster.
你們沒吃飽我可不會走的 I am not leaving until you people are heaving.
您點了四份阿拉斯加帝王蟹腿 So that's four orders of the alaskan king crab legs.
你這傢伙 看我的 Eat it, fuck nut.
還好吧 Hey, how are you?
我不小心聽到你們點了帝王蟹 I couldn't help but overhear you ordered the king crab.
我們本來想點 三藩市海鮮湯 Well, we came in here dead set on the san francisco cioppino,
但那小夥子說的帝王蟹讓人無法抗拒 But that young lad made those king crab legs sound irresistible.
我看你們人挺好的 It's just that you look like good people.
廚師讓我們別賣帝王蟹 And the chef asked us not to sell the king crab
因為有點不新鮮了 Because it's a week old.
那服務員怎麼介紹我們不新鮮的食物 Why would that waiter recommend something that's turned?
因為那可是菜單上最貴的菜色 It's one of the most expensive items on the menu.
你考慮考慮吧 別說是我說的 You can figure it out. but please, you didn't hear it from me.
我叫做 蓋伊 My name is Guy.
我比較喜歡他 我信任這傢伙 I like him more. that's the man I trust.
歡迎來到 重擊三文魚 Hi, guys. welcome to the Slammin' Salmon.
我是你們的女服務員 米亞 My name is Mia and I'll be your waitress.
如果嚇到你們我很抱歉 I apologize for my appearance,
因為我才經歷了一場爆炸 But I was in an explosion.
這是類似什麼許願基金會嗎 Is this like make a wish foundation?
完全正確 Yes, definitely.
真不錯 That's great.
你是一位勇敢的女士 勇於站在大眾面前 What a brave lady. I mean, showing your face in public like this.
-謝謝 -米亞 我告訴你 - thank you. - tell you what, Mia,
我們餓壞了 先弄點開胃菜給我們 We're starving, so would you start us off with some appetizers?
當然沒問題 Of course.
我們要兩份丁骨牛排 一人兩份 We'll take two t-bone steaks. two each.
-一人兩份 -好的 - two each. - okay.
再加一些烏賊 Put some calamari on there.
祝你整鼻手術好運 Good luck on your nose job.
謝謝 羅伯先生 Thank you, Mr. Lobo.
拆繃帶後打給我 Give me a call when the bandages come off.
-好的 -我們打算拍 希臘小鎮案件 - okay. - we're doing "CFI Greektown."
你可能適合演斯塔夫·羅斯普洛斯 偵探 You might be right for detective Stavros Popadropolis.
-好的 -撐的想懷孕一樣 - okay. - feel like I'm gonna give birth.
謝謝 羅伯先生 Thank you, mr. lobo.
謝謝 柯納 見到你真好 Thank you, Connor. it's so good to see you again.
我也是 摩根 你看起來真美 Great to see you too, Morgan. you look terrific.
-謝謝 -你的服務棒透了 - oh, thank you. - hey, man, you're a hell of a waiter.
別把白天的工作辭了 Don't quit your day job. boop.
滾吧你 Get lost.
遜貨們 你們贏不了 10000 的 Oh, enjoy not winning 10 grand, sucker.
真好笑 Oh, honey, that's so cute.
我還有紐提拉 一桌呢 他們可是大手筆 But I still have Nutella and, whew, it is a huge check.
別擔心 我畢業以後 Don't worry though. when I'm done with school
我免費幫你整形鼻子 造型任意 I'll fix your nose for free. any shape you want, okay?
小扁鼻 小丑鼻 Button nose, cute little clown nose.
褐色鼻子 這會看起來不錯 Ooh, a brown nose. that works well for you.
我們鐵定點的是 三藩市海鮮湯 And I came in here dead set on the san francisco cioppino.
真是抱歉 我們馬上替您更換 I'm very sorry, sir. we will change your order right away.
-改由蓋伊替您服務 -什麼 - and Guy will be your waiter. - what?
多尼 這是蓋伊的桌位了 Donnie, the table is Guy's now.
不不不 剛剛... No no no. no, it was...
-看吧 我也是很有堅持的 -好不容易 - see? I can step up to the plate. - finally.
來幾紮啤酒 一籃大蝦 Some pitchers of beer, that bucket of jumbo shrimp,
菠菜菊芋浸 That spinach artichoke dip,
當然還有你說的8磅龍蝦 And of course that 8-ib lobster you were talking about.
-好的 -那麼先這樣吧 - yes. - and that should do it.
好的 Okay.
小妹頭 怎麼啦 Oh, baby girl, what's wrong?
你們人真是太好了 It's just you guys are so nice.
這是我見過最大的單子 And this is my biggest check ever.
我太需要這個了 I just really needed this.
你也是最好的女服務員 And you're the nicest waitress we've ever had.
米亞 我知道你原來很美的 You know, Mia, I know you were pretty once.
謝謝你 Thank you.
太噁心了 That's disgusting.
我要吐了 I'm gonna be sick.
我只是想贏啊 I just wanna win.
向你母親問好 And, um, word to your mother.
好的 姑娘 All right, girl.
紐提拉 不好意思 這個不是我給你的帳單 Nutella, I'm sorry. this isn't the check that I gave you.
沒錯啊 冠軍替我們買單了 Yeah it is. champ comped us.
我先頂他個肺 I throw a little knee right there.
他一彎腰 我一拳下去 It bends him down. bam!
我的服務有什麼不周的嘛 Well, were you dissatisfied with the service?
- 你沒留下小費 - 你不會算數嗎 - you didn't leave a tip. - do the math.
免費的20%還是免費 20% of nothing is nothing.
女士們 咱們走咯 Come on, y'all. we outie.
媽的 Shit.
好了 我剛剛不想打斷你 Here you go. I didn't want to interrupt.
謝謝 Thank you.
你讀過這書嗎 Have you read this?
抱歉 沒有 Uh, no. I can't say that I have.
我以前是如此無知 I did not know anything,
直到我讀過了這書 Anything at all till now.
你讓我想起了 安德魯·博爾孔斯基 You remind me of a young Andrew Bolkonski.
哦 謝謝 Oh, thank you.
不 我應該謝謝你 No, thank you.
謝謝 Thank you.
先生 我想你弄錯了 I'm sorry, sir. I think you made a mistake.
我不能拿這麼多錢 I can't take that much money.
我沒弄錯 你的名字是 I didn't make a mistake. what's your name?
多尼·卡洛吉 Donald Kanogi.
我活不長了 多尼·卡洛吉 I'm dying, Donald Kanogi.
我的醫生說我還能活一個月 My doctor told me I have a month to live.
你聽過血吸蟲病嗎 Have you ever heard of schistophosiasis?
抱歉 沒有過 No, I haven't.
我得的就是這個病 Well, I've got it.
-十分嚴重 -天啊 - I've got it hard. - oh my god.
我今晚只想要好好安靜的坐著 All I wanted to do tonight was to sit quietly,
吃點東西 Have a nice meal,
讀點俄國前存在主義文學 Read a little Russian pre-existentialism.
雖然今晚很忙 但是你完全不打擾我 It was pretty crowded, but unlike the other waiter,
不像另外一個服務員 You were content to let me sit here nonetheless.
我很感激你 And I thank you for that.
但是 先生 But, sir...
別說了 年輕人 No, young man,
這些我也帶不走 You can't take it with you.
如果你不介意的話 Now if you'll excuse me,
我死前還有很多生命要去把握 I've got a lot of living to do before I die.
別了 Do svidaniya.
那個可憐人 That poor man.
你知道嗎 這真的發人深思 You know, it really puts things into perspective.
管他和那匹馬去死吧 Fuck him and the horse that rode over him.
這就是 蓋伊 神經特別粗 That's Guy. big heart, big hair.
那是我 扔個大傢伙在那 你就能三連勝了 That's me. Throw big dick in there, you got a box trifecta.
你知道嗎 你真是馬後炮 You know what? It's way too late for that kind of chatter.
-好了 這是最終結果 -好的 - Heyo, I've got the totals. - All right.
-誰想看看結果 -我想 我想 - Who wants to see some results? - Oh, I do, I do.
-哦 好 -都過來 真讓人興奮 - Oh, yeah. - Gather round. This is pretty exciting.
-大家都過來 -好的 - Gather around, everybody. - All right.
-我很興奮 -很好 - I'm excited. - Good.
-你們準備好了嗎 -恩 - Are you guys ready? - Yes.
好的 首先 在開始之前 我想先說 Okay. First, before I start, let me just say
-我真的以你們為傲 -謝謝 - I'm really proud of you guys. - Thank you.
非常驕傲 我覺得你們今晚幹的很棒 Very proud. I think you did a great job tonight.
-謝謝 -現在開始 - Thank you. - Here we go.
第三名 In third place...
-是... -哦 上帝 - is the waiter... - Oh, Jesus christ.
-他今天晚上幹的不錯 -你這倒楣人 快說 - ...who did a good job tonight... - Say it, you big dog.
-快說 -他是傻帽 - Come on. ... - And his name is Nuts.
-是傻帽 -就算還湊合吧 好吧 - Hey, Nuts. - In the pickle jar, all right.
-太好了 -好 - Great. - Okay.
-繼續 -接下來 - Bring it. - Here we go.
我們的亞軍 In second place, and runner up,
是... is...
-拜託 -柯納 - Come on. - Connor.
什麼 誰贏了 What? Who won?
請擊鼓 擊鼓 Drum roll, please. Drum roll.
很好 謝謝 Great, thank you.
10000美元獎金獲得者 And the winner of the $10,000 prize
我們今晚 And the big contest
最大的贏家是... Tonight is...
塔拉 Tara
-上帝 -靠啊 -Oh my god! - Honk the goose.
-什麼 -上帝 我贏了嗎 - What? - Oh my god, I won?
怎麼可能呢 How is that even possible?
剛被馬撞倒得那人給了她$1000小費 Well, the guy who got hit by the horse gave her a $1,000 tip.
我服務的那桌 那是我的桌子 I had that table. That's my table.
天哪 多尼 Jesus, Donnie.
你給我一桌 我給你一桌 You gave me a table, I gave you a table.
這是別人為我做的最無私的事情了 That is the most selfless thing anyone has ever done for me.
在拳王殺了我的時候 Well, when the Champ kills me,
看著給我個體面的葬禮就行了 just see to it I get a decent burial.
你不會死的 You're not gonna die.
我要給你個舌吻 I'll give you mouth to mouth.
在我吐之前往裏面塞只襪子 Stick a sock in it before I puke.
理查爾 到時候了 Richardo. It's time.
好的 允許我離開一下 All right, if you guys will excuse me for one second...
好的 寶貝兒 All right, baby,
賺了多少錢 What is the final take?
我是不是可以好好的享受了呢 還是什麼 Am I sitting in the lap of luxury or what?
我們賺了 Well, we made...
19017美元 $19,017.
$19,017 $19,017.
很不錯嘛 Pretty good.
不過我想 But last time I checked,
19小於20 沒錯吧 19 is lower than 20, right?
從你那扣1000 That makes you a grand short, short shorts.
那是什麼 What's that?
-服務員的小費 -問題解決了 - The waiter's tips. - Problem solved.
我從這拿點不就完了 I'll just take a grand out of that then.
不不不 等會 No no no, hold on.
不好意思 拳王 那10000獎金 Excuse me, Champ. About the 10 grand.
-現在別 塔拉 -什麼東西 - Not now, Tara. - The what?
10000美金 The $10,000.
這沒有10000美金 Oh, there is no $10,000.
那只不過是一個幻想罷了 That was all predicated on an illusion.
我不明白 I don't understand.
好吧 我說明白點 如果我今天晚上需要2萬 Okay, I'll break it down. If I needed to make 20 tonight,
為什麼我要拿出1萬給別人 根本沒道理啊 Why would I give away 10? That makes no sense.
對吧 瑞奇 Right, Rich?
對 Right.
謝謝 Thank you.
再見 Adieu.
拳王 Champ.
這些錢本該是服務生的 This money belongs to the waiters.
而你欠塔拉10000美金 And you owe Tara $10,000.
你他媽的怎麼回事啊 理查爾 What the hell is wrong with you, Richardo?
你設的這個獎 而現在你欠她的 You offered a prize and now you owe her.
你真想說道說道嗎 You want to make something of it?
對 我想 Yeah, I do.
按你承諾的去做 你娘的 Just do what you promised, you motherfucker.
什麼 What?
好好好 Well well well,
看來某人的小橡果 Looks like somebody's little acorns
終於長成大堅果了 Done grew into big nuts.
你終於表現得像個爺們了 You're finally acting like a man.
不過你太弱也太晚了 But you're too little too late.
我還是得付給小混混20000日元 I still got to pay the Yakuza 20,000 yen.
等會 日元還是美金 Wait, yen or dollars?
一樣的 笨蛋 Same thing, stupid.
日元就是日語中美元的意思 Yen is japanese for dollars.
拳王 實際上 2000日元 Actually, Champ, 20,000 yen
大概是170美元 Is about 170 american dollars.
所以 Ah-so.
這還差不多 In circumspeculation that makes sense.
我在日本的時候我還奇怪 When I was in the orient I used to wonder to myself
為什麼東西都那麼小卻都那麼貴 Why is everything so small yet so expensive?
幹得好 杜利特爾醫生 Good work, Dr. Doolittle.
給我170美元 170 for me.
給你一萬 10 grand for you.
那你說其他的這些該怎麼辦呢 What do you think I should do with the rest of it?
我覺得你應該給服務員 I think you should give it to the waiters.
-我覺得這是他們應得的 -對 我想也是 - I think they earned it. - Yeah, I guess so.
關於機器人能取代他們的想法是我錯了 I was wrong to think they could be replaced by robots.
幹得好 瑞奇 Nice one, Rich.
撒錢啦 我親愛的們 發錢啦 Feed, my pretties, feed.
天哪 Oh my god!
錢錢錢 Money money money!
上帝 Oh god.
瑞奇 Wow, Rich.
-你剛才太神了 -謝謝 - That was legendary. - Thank you.
我想我該感謝你為我所做的一切 Well, I guess I should thank you properly for what you did.
真好 That's so nice.
行了行了 你怎麼回事啊 多尼 Okay okay, what the fuck, Donnie?
看見了嗎 多尼 You see that, Donnie?
怎麼親一個女孩 你個白癡 That's how you kiss a girl, you fucking fruit cake.
我恨你 I hate you.
爛傢伙 你有一手 Nice going, dog.
哦 上帝 Oh, god.
嘗起來就像塔塔醬 It tastes like tartar sauce.
等等等等 等會 Wait wait wait wait. Hold on.
我差點忘了 I almost forgot.
我還是得打最後一名 I still got to kick the shit out of the low man.
他是認真的嗎 Is he fucking serious?
上帝 Oh god.
你為什麼要打自己 你為什麼要打自己呀 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself, huh?
你為什麼要打自己 你為什麼要打自己呢 Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?
你為什麼要打自己呢 你瘋了嗎 Why are you hitting yourself? Have you gone crazy, huh?
你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy, man?
好的 來吧 該停了 All right, come on. Let's get this over with.
我得回家去看《和明星一起跳舞》了 I've got to get home and watch "dancing with the stars."
尼克·拉奇要做吉特巴 Nick Lachey is doing the jitterbug.
他跳得不錯 你看過嗎 He's good. Have you ever seen him?
-沒有沒有 -你在做防衛 - No no. - You've got your guards up.
-你想打一架嗎 -你只是開玩笑對吧 拳王 - You want to fight? - You're just kidding, right, Champ?
別害怕 你該學會如何控制自己的畏懼心理 Don't be so scared. You should learn to control your fears.
拿我來說 我怕黑 Take me for instance. I'm afraid of the dark.
但你從來不知道 因為我會從精神上控制它 But you'd never know it 'cause I have mental discipline.
你知道我在說什麼嗎 我都不再用夜燈了 You know what I'm saying? I don't even use a nightlight no more.
-好 好 -怎麼了 - Okay okay. - What's up?
什麼 怎麼了 怎麼了 What? What's up? What's up?
這是美洲獅的怒吼 迎面而來的拳頭 It's the cry of the cougar, the fist to the face
失敗者沒有驕傲沒有榮譽 No pride or glory for the loser
到處都是鮮血和被打掉的牙 There's blood and broken teeth all over the place
你最後聽到的 And the last thing you'll hear
就是美洲獅的怒吼 Is the cry of the cougar
鎖上你的房門 Lock your doors
走到大街上 我在徘徊 Get off the streets, I'm on the prowl
告訴你我在打獵 I'm telling you I'm on the hunt now
不要試圖阻止我 Don't try to stop me
我嗅到了生肉的味道 我已經一周沒有進食 I smell raw meat and I ain't had shit to eat for six days
誰想來一塊 誰想試一試 Who wants a piece? Who wants a shot?
誰想要被漫長痛苦而血腥慘烈的摔一跤 Who wants a long and brutal bloody painful smackdown?
戴眼鏡的 就是你 You in the glasses, I'm talking to you
我給你來一腳怎麼樣 How'd you like my foot up your ass?
主演
這是美洲獅的怒吼 It's the cry of the cougar
迎面而來的拳頭 The fist to the face
我要用我的拳頭打敗你 I'm gonna shoot you with my luger
到處都是鮮血和被打掉的牙 There's blood and broken teeth all over the place
你最後聽到的聲音 And the last thing you'll hear
就是美洲獅的怒吼 Is the cry of the cougar
我有速度 I've got the speed
我有書 I've got the book
我很瘦 很凶 敏捷並且剛強 I'm lean and mean and swift and tough
塊頭大 有速度 And big and fast, yeah
我就像忍者 It's like if a ninja man
和綠巨人做愛 Had sex with the hulk
生下個綠巨人忍者 And gave birth to some kind of crazy ninja hulk
這是美洲獅的怒吼 It's the cry of the cougar
迎面而來的拳頭 The fist to the face
我會像弗雷迪克魯格一樣殺掉你 I'll slash you up like Freddy Krueger
到處都是鮮血和被打掉的牙 There's blood and broken teeth all over the place
你媽媽找到你屍體的時候定會痛哭流涕 When your mom finds your body she'll cry
美洲獅的怒吼 The cry of the cougar
怒吼 美洲獅 怒吼 Cry, cougar, cry.
怎麼了 麵條小雞雞 What's up, noodle dicks?
你... That to-do-you...
嗨 麵條小雞雞 Whoo! hey, noodle dicks.
靠 拜託 God damn it. Come on.
怎麼了 麵條小雞雞們 Whoo! What's up, noodle dicks?
那桌剛點了兩杯龍舌蘭 That table over there just ordered two rounds of premium tequila.
現在你們 你們 Now you guys... now you guys...
靠 Shit!
我錯過了你們中的每一個 I missed each and every one of you.
我不喜歡那東西 我不喜歡黑暗 I don't like that shit. I don't like the dark.
你們都沒看過《綠色奇跡》嗎 Y'all didn't fucking see "green mile"?
我怕黑 I am afraid of the dark.
-操啊 -卡 - That's fucked up. - Cut.
上帝啊 你瘋了 Oh my god, that's crazy.
我是奧巴馬 And I'm Barack Obama.
我是烏薩馬本拉丹 And I'm Osama Bin Laden.
我是奧巴馬本拉丹 And I'm Obama Bin Laden.
我是大鯊魚奧尼爾 And I'm shaquille o'neal.
我是邁阿密音響裏出來的格洛麗亞埃斯特凡 And I'm Gloria Estefan from the miami sound machine.
我能行 我能行 I can do it. I can do it.
-你能快點摸嗎 -好 - Can you do a faster one, please? - Okay.
卡 Cut.
好 咱們重來 Good, let's go from the top again.
那很噁心嗎 好吧 卡 Is it gross? All right, cut.
卡卡卡 Cut cut cut.
不噁心 我只是覺得我得把它吐回去 It wasn't gross. I just thought I'd put it back.
你知道他們說什麼 Well, you know what they say.
好男人要麼是同性戀要麼就是瘋了 All the good ones are either gay or crazy.
或者胖 或者是屁精 Or fat. Or gassy.
或是荷蘭人 或是割了包皮的 Or dutch. Or uncircumcised.
那什麼意思 What does that mean?
卡 Cut!
她出了一記勾拳 就像這樣 And she throws an elbow across like this.
所以我想抓住她 我就開始這樣 So I want to grab her... I started to do like that.
攻擊身體 攻擊身體 攻擊身體 Body shot, body shot, body shot, body shot.
我就這樣鉗住她 We were in the clinch like this
然後我說 "娘兒們 你幹嘛呢" And I started to go, "bitch, what the fuck are you doing?"
所以我就...我就努力打他 So I'm like... and I'm trying to hit him.
然後我們就這樣抱著 我還動換著 And we cover up like this and I'm moving around.
我就像 "這傢伙是..." I'm like, "this dude is..."
別別 別背對著我 就這麼呆著 No, don't turn your back. Stay right here.
上周的《英雄》上 Last week on "Heroes."
對 卡 對 很好 Yeah, cut. Yes. Very good.
因為我很無聊 'cause I'm bored.
卡 卡 Cut. Cut.
啊 媽媽 Ay, mamacita
繼續做你要做的事 對 Go on and do your thing, yeah
繼續做你要做的事 女孩 Go on and do your thing, girl
啊 媽媽 Ay, mamacita
繼續做你要做的事 Go on and do your thing, yeah
啊 媽媽 Ay, mamacita
繼續做你要做的事 Go on and do your thing, yeah
繼續做你要做的事 Go on and do your thing, girl
啊 媽媽 Ay, mamacita
繼續做你要做的事 Go on and do your thing, yeah
啊 媽媽 Ay, mamacita.