真不敢相信你要搬去芝加哥了 I can't believe you're moving to chicago.
我真想拿条链子把你锁在那儿 I'm thinking about getting some chain and just locking you up to that pipe over there.
- 我爱你 - 我也爱你 - I love you. - I love you,too.
这是我头一回听Travis说"我也爱你" That is the first time I've heard travis say,"i love you,too,"
而且后面没跟上一句 "别偷看我睡觉 妈" without it being followed by,"now stop watching me sleep,mom.
你再继续监视你儿子 因果之神会让你遭报应 " If you keep spying on your son,the karma gods will punish you.
他应该和圣诞老人正忙着 在一家名为"我们不存在"的饭馆用餐 Hopefully the karma gods are busy having lunch with santa at a restaurant called "we don't exist.
没事的啦 " I think I'll be fine - Aah!
该死的因果之神 Stupid karma gods.
- 膝关节扭伤了吧 - 没错 糟透了 - Sprained knee,huh? - Yeah. That sucks.
往好的一面想 你看起来就像拉皮条的 Bright side - You look like a pimp.
你最好不要白嫖! 真带劲 You better pay my bitches! That's fun.
别担心啦 我很好 看看能熬过一切 You know,I'm fine. Us cobbs can get through anything.
你儿子带着他外婆的订婚戒指徘徊着 Well,what about your son walking around with grandma's engagement ring in his pocket,
试图想打动他女友呢 trying to think of a way to keep his girlfriend from moving?
我在想他会怎么做 I wonder what he'll do.
或许Trav连戒指都不用了 直接给她种个宝宝 Maybe trav will just skip the ring and put a baby in her.
草包一定会这么干的 That's what jelly bean would do.
她不在这真没劲 It's no fun when she's not here.
这事你没法用藤条抽打搞定 You can't fix this one with a cane.
除非你用小槌子把Kirsten敲晕了 Unless you use it to pimp-whack kirsten over the head.
不 我希望他求婚时 Kirsten能够理智的拒绝 No. I just hope that when he proposes,kirsten has enough sense to say no.
夫人 请嫁给我吧 Marry me,milady.
天哪 嫁给你什么都好 Oh,god. It's an everything ring.
敲死你 Pimp-whack.
Trav的事 我们能帮什么忙吗 Is there anything we can do to help with trav?
陪在他身边就够了 Just be there for him.
万一他这么平铺直叙让我想晕过去呢 别敲我 What if he talks in such a monotone way that I pass out from... Don't whack me.
听着 你跟Travis老是互相吐槽 Look,you and travis always give each other crap.
你看着他的双眼 问一句"伙计 进展如何" 这样会死啊 Would it kill you to look him in the eye and say,"hey,buddy. How's it goin'?
我穿着你买的紧身T恤还不够吗 " isn't it enough that I wear these tight t-shirts you buy me?
别人还以为我懂波斯语呢 I mean,people assume I know farsi.
我喜欢看到我买的东西 I like to see what I pay for.
他是我儿子 我希望你能应他所需 He's my son. I want to know that he can count on you.
好吧 我尽力而为 Okay. I'll try.
- 你们三岁小孩啊 - 成熟点吧 - What are you,6? - Grow up.
- 亲爱的 能给我拿些冰块敷膝盖吗 - 当然 - Sweetie,could you get me some ice for my knee? - Sure.
Jules 搞什么飞机 Jules,what the fudgenstein?
你让我帮你带一杯咖啡 结果你早就有了 You asked me to bring you coffee but you bought one anyway?
抱歉 我只想看他们有没有 把我的妈妈桑花名写在杯子上 Sorry. I just wanted to see if they'd write my pimp name on the cup.
豆浆拿铁给J.爱激情女士 One soy latte for lady j. Love explosion.
她是不是很不可理喻 Can you believe her?
或许Trav连戒指都不用了 直接给她种个宝宝 Maybe trav will just skip the ring and put a baby in kirsten.
草包一定会这么干的 That's what jelly bean would do.
我肯定会这样的 I totally would.
有你在我的人生就完满了 My life is so much better with you in it.
好吧 我只好把这咖啡拿给Bobby了 All right. I guess I'll just give this coffee to bobby.
他要迟到了 Nah,he's gonna be late.
你们知道 想要洗澡却没有浴室 这有多难吗 You know how hard it is to shower when you don't have a shower?
先生 你不能在这里洗 sir. You can't do that here.
好吧 伙计 但你没法阻止我冲水 Understood,my friend,but you can't keep me from rinsing.
自由啊 Freedom!
Bobby会迟到 你还浪费我时间帮你带咖啡 Bobby's late. You waste my time bringing you coffee?
我受够了圈子里大家互相利用 I'm sick of this group taking each other for granted.
是时候伸张正义了 像Foster Home那样 除了不用将衣架品牌化 You know,it is time for some justice,foster home-style,except without the coat hanger brandings.
现在开始 根据事实决定惩罚 Starting now,the punishment will fit the crime.
复仇啊 我太喜欢了 谁来决定惩罚 Vengeance!love it. Who decides the punishment?
我们要建立一个神圣的委员会 就叫... We'll form a sacred council called...
- 委员会 - 就叫委员会 - the council. - the council.
好了 从谁先开始呢 " All right,who should we get first?
- 解散 - Jules... - Break. - Jules...
见鬼 Damn it.
由于你让我买了咖啡而又滴水未进 今天你来当我的递水小妹 Since you made me get you coffee today,and you did not take one sip,today you will be my official sip-giver.
好了 Grayson 让你瞧瞧这是怎么做的 以防我的胳膊也不好使了 All right,grayson,I want you to watch how this is done,just in case I ever lose my arms.
我身上的沙子还没洗掉 Captain's patch has still got a little sand in it from my sea shower.
或许你该把旱船移到更好的地方了 Perhaps you should upgrade your land boat to something nicer.
嘿 别嫉妒人家的简单生活 Hey,don't hate on simple living.
有个夏天 我跟我朋友Opie合枕一蒲团 One summer,I shared a futon with my friend opie.
我们不是基友啦 轮流睡的 Not in a gay way. We slept in shifts...
除非是天很冷或者想家的时候 Unless we were really cold... Or... Homesick.
我家客厅大到可以举行相扑比赛了 尽管如此某些人就是不同意让我搞 My house has a living room big enough to have sumo matches,even though someone never lets me.
不过有时我仍会想念以前的小公寓 But still sometimes I miss my dinky,little apartment.
这就是男人和女人的差别 That's the difference between men and women.
女人一旦过惯了好日子 就很难回头了 Once a woman gets a taste of the fancy life,she can never go back.
- 你相信这屁话吗 - 不 - 胡说 - Can you believe this bull? - no! It's crazy!
- 因为不是这样的 - 这是大实话 - Because it's not! - It's totally true!
你们这么想而已 我们头一个家糟透了 连件家具都没有 Speak for yourselves. Our first place sucked. We had no furniture.
你知道整天坐在牛奶箱上会怎么样吗 You know what happens when you sit on a milk crate every day?
你就会变成永久型的条纹屁屁 You get permanent waffle butt.
现在恢复了啦 Well,it's gone now.
那说明这不是永久的 Well,then it's not permanent.
重点是我可以轻松过回原来的生活 The point is... I could easily go back to that life.
你的眼霜就要60刀呢 You have $60 eye cream.
你洗一次澡就要用四条毛巾 You use four towels every shower.
脸 身体 头发 脚 统统分开 Face,body,hair,feet.
- 你认为你可以舍弃那些吗 - 当然 - You think you can give all that up? - Totally.
证明给我们看 你呆在Bobby的旱船上 他去你家住 Prove it. You stay here on bobby's boat. He stays at your house.
哇 要多久啊 一年吗 还是六个月 Ooh,how long? Six months? A year?
就一个双休日 A weekend.
我还是同意 好极了 I'm still in. Yeah,all right.
姐肯定没问题 这样我还能不去烦Trav I can so do this. Besides,it'll keep my mind off trav.
你还能躲到能穿高跟鞋为止呢 It'll also keep you hidden until you can wear high heels again.
你穿平底鞋太娇小了嘛 我真怕人踩到你呢 'cause when you wear flats,you're so teeny-tiny,I'm afraid someone's gonna step on you.
委员开会 Council.
干嘛啦? What?
伙计...进展如何啊? So,buddy... How's it going?
你干嘛呀? What are you doing?
我在关心你嘛 好恶心 我... I'm taking an interest in you. I don't like it either. I...
又来了 Mom strikes again.
"草莓 香槟 毛毯...戒指" 哦 我就知道你打算求婚了 "strawberries,champagne,blanket... Ring. " ooh,I knew it. You're proposing.
不是啦 这是Kevin新MV的准备清单啦 No. This is a list of... Props for kevin's new music video.
那歌咋唱的来着? How's that song go?
美女 哥全心为你 girl ? I got stuff for you ?
好啦 我要给你妈电话咯 right. I got to call your mom.
搞到这种消息不告诉她 我就有麻烦了 Every moment I sit on this information and don't tell her,I am in danger.
不许 No.
Kev 他一动就制住他 他动作很快的哟 Kev,if he moves,take him down. He's faster than he looks.
州最佳后位 人称"蛋饼王" All-state linebacker,they used to call him "pancake.
你被蛋饼咯! " You just got pancaked!
这算哪门子惩罚? Why is this my punishment?
你总是显得高高在上 现在成真啦 You always act like you're above us. Now you are.
小J鸟 你真要住这儿 有些事要知道 All right,j-bird,if you're gonna stay here,I got to show you the ropes.
这些绳子 别碰哈 这是拴住船体的 很重要哦 And these are ropes. No,don't touch. They hold the boat steady,and that's important.
注意小心防鲨哦 Now you got to watch out for shark.
- 鲨鱼群? - 鲨鱼啦 - Sharks? - Shark.
那流浪汉推着辆购物车背后背一片冲浪板 He's a homeless dude who pushes a shopping cart around with a surfboard hanging out the back.
他一出现 你就扔点吃的给他 不然后果很严重哦 When he shows,I want you to throw him some food or else he gets aggressive.
哦 电 Uh,electricity.
记住 火花没事 着火快跑 Now... Now remember,spark good,fire bad.
这两句可是救命小良言哦 That little rhyme might save your life.
哪押韵了 Not a rhyme.
厕所坏了 Travis狗狗来去不定 对了 The toilet's broke,dog travis comes and goes,and... Here you go.
炭火盆挺难搞的 小心对付 这可又是炉子又是取暖器哟 Now lighting this hibachi's pretty tricky,but keep at it,'cause she's your stove and your heater.
接着...给你毛巾 And... Here's your towel.
洗碗还是擦身的? For the dishes or my body?
做啥都指着它了 That's your everything towel.
你和这家伙生了个娃唉! You have a child with that man!
加罚五分钟! Five more minutes!
我还要点补给咋办? 再整条毛巾啥的? What if I need extra supplies? You know? Like another everything towel.
Bobby预算 亲 20块捱过一周末 You're on a bobby budget,sweetheart. 20 bucks for the whole weekend.
哦 必须物尽其用啊 Better make it count.
- 花光啦 - 求你 放我回家吧 Okay,I'm tapped out. Please,let me go home.
没门 Nope.
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熟女当道 第二季 第十八集 cougar.town Season 02 Episode 18
你真不想来船上陪我? Are you sure you don't want to join me here on the boat?
可性感了 It's pretty sexy.
就我 一壶酒 刚吐了一拖鞋的臭狗狗 Just me,vase full of wine,and a smelly,wet bear that just puked up a flip-flop.
真不来 Huge pass.
Jules啊... Say,jules...
算了 挂了 Uh,forget it. I should go.
要是让她知道我这周末要求婚 你真觉得她能忍住不掺和么? Look,if she knew I was proposing this weekend,do you really think she could resist butting in?
真的唉 I truly do.
- 骗术一流啊 - 多谢 - Wow,you're a good liar. - Thanks.
- 就是这么搞定你妈的 - 赞美 - That's how I bagged your mom. - Sweet.
你才19 你要她怎样嘛? You're only 19. What do you expect her to do?
这不是挽留Kirsten的幼稚行为啦 This isn't some childish move to keep kirsten here.
我们之间是真爱 We love each other. It's real.
- 告诉他 Kev - 太特么真了 - Tell him,kev. - So real.
我无法阻止你向我妈告密 I can't stop you from telling my mom.
其实我也没指望过你能挺我 所以你还是自便吧 Honestly,I didn't expect you to have my back anyway,so you do what you go to do.
你真会操控人 You're very good at being manipulative.
多谢啦 伙计 Thanks,man.
爱让一切成真 这可是首新歌哦 love did this ? that's a new song.
等下 为毛咱要来这儿喝咖啡? Wait. Why do we have to have coffee over here?
我在哪儿咱就在哪儿喝 'cause wherever I am is where we have coffee.
太可怕了 Well,this is horrible.
还是好可怕哟 Still horrible.
我这杯咋有马天尼的味儿 My coffee tastes like a martini.
用装橄榄的杯子喝可不是嘛 That's 'cause you're drinking out of an olive jar.
有木有谁有向委员会申报的内容? Does anyone have any complaints they'd like to bring before the council?
看情况咯 我昨晚 对Bobby的住所珍爱有加 That depends. I treated bobby's home with respect last night.
他是否也是如此呢? Did he treat mine the same?
不是用了姐的优质毛巾吧! 你们穿小内了吧 Not my good towels! Please tell me your wore underwear.
那可不吗 Okay. We wore underwear.
委员开会! Council!
- 咱俩一起承担 - 没问题 - Hey,we go down,we go down together. - Word.
Andy 你被赦免了 你丫太容易被诱惑了 Andy,you're absolved because you're easily influenced.
- 咱怎么惩罚他? - 搞毛啊? - How do we punish him? - What?
好啦...准备好了... okay... Ready...
哈Bobby 这下有你受的了 Oh,boy. Bobby,you are going to hate your punishment.
但咱就是不告诉你 But we're not gonna tell you what it is.
- 那我怎么知道? - 你总会知道的 - How will I know? - Oh,you'll know.
我还是不明白到底怎嘛惩罚他 I still don't understand what his punishment is.
压根就木有嘛 There is no punishment.
Bobby做事从不计后果 Bobby never thinks about the consequences of his actions.
现在他做什么都要考虑后果了 Now he's gonna worry about the consequences all day.
这才是无罚之罚的精髓啊 That's the genius of the no-punishment punishment.
- 你稍后能再给我解释一下么? - 不行 太费时间了 - Will you explain it to me later? - No,it'll take too long.
船上住的舒心么 So,uh,how's,uh,boat living going?
头发还能见人 可是没有香香擦 Well,my hair's holding up. But no moisturizer.
那什么 你每次眼周下半圈都会抹太多眼霜 You know what? You always wear too much under your eyes.
分我点啦 终于舒坦了 there you go. Well,that's the stuff.
小菜一碟啦 Oh,yeah. This is easy.
这才过了一个晚上 还是被酒精麻痹了的 Well,it's only been one night,and wine got you through it.
我还有一整瓶呢 囧 只剩半瓶了 Well,I have whole other bott - Oh. Half a bottle.
没什么大不了啦 Oh,well. No biggie.
咱老Cobb家什么事儿挺不过去 Cobbs can get through anything.
你们倒是说啊 要怎么惩罚我 Seriously,what's my punishment?
啊啊啊啊啊 oh,god.
你知道哪儿能调戒圈么 我想求婚前先把大小调合适了 hey,uh,who should I take this ring to? I want to get it sized before I propose.
我来吧 叔从前是南边海滩某条街上某家金铺的掌柜呢 I'll do it. Yeah,I used to sell jewelry on the street in south beach.
你不是还自己做首饰吧 Please,tell me you didn't also make the jewelry.
哪会啊 那也太逊了 No. That's lame.
小玩意儿还凑合 脚趾环 手镯 之类的 I mean,maybe a few pieces,a toe ring here,a bracelet there.
我曾经给Lou Diamond Philips 做过一条绿松石的饰扣式领带 I once made a turquoise bolo tie for lou diamond phillips.
他真人如何 What was he like?
更帅 Even more handsome in person.
赞美 Awesome.
咱们得赶紧开工了 我打电话给Kevin Okay,we got to pull out of this. Look,i'm gonna go call kevin.
- 能帮我给Kristen上杯苏打水么 - 得令 - Can you take kirsten a soda for me? - Gotcha.
- Trav点的 - 哇 谢谢 - From trav. - Oh,thanks.
先森您项链真漂亮 一看就出自一双巧手 Oh,great necklace. Whoever made it is very talented.
谢谢 我也觉得肯定是个巧手姑娘...或者小伙 Aw,thanks. I'm sure she or he... Is.
所以过几星期你就要去芝加哥了 是么 So you are,uh,taking off for chi-town in a few weeks,right?
最近过的如何 How you holding up?
心里小鹿乱撞 和Trav房事停不下来... Freaking out,sexing up trav a lot...
莫名跟怪蜀黍讲了好多秘密... Sharing way too much with strangers.
放松点 你们很配的 No need to freak. You guys are a great couple.
真的很不想走 So hard to leave.
但他在这里也有自己的生活 大学总要上完 还有... But he's got his life here,you know,finishing college,and...
我爱他 但是... I love him,but...
我觉得我也准备好在那儿 启程我自己的人生了 I think I'm ready to start my life there,too,you know?
一句两句说不清楚 抱歉 我又开始絮叨了 It's complicated. It... Sorry. I'm doing it again. I'm sharing too much.
没事儿 真的没事儿 No,no. No,it's fine.
我在车里被烤了十五分钟 I have been sitting outside in a hot car for 15 minutes!
你不是说你马上就出来么! You said you were coming right out!
对不起啦 老婆 人家刚刚在...找钥匙 Sorry,hon. I was,uh,looking for the keys.
找到了之后... 啊老婆大人千万 千万别举报我 Uh,I found - Please don't tell the council. Oh,please,don't tell the council.
求你了 Please?
让你在车里蒸一个小时 One hour sitting in a hot car.
无所谓 爷打古巴来的 把热气当早饭吃的 I don't care. I'm cuban. We eat heat for breakfast.
吃好 Enjoy.
什么时候才告诉我我的惩罚是什么啊 睡都睡不好 When the hell is my punishment coming? I can't sleep.
很快 别急 Soon,very soon.
好啊 炸弹客新娘 您有何贵干 Well,hello,bride of unabomber. What brings you here?
我就是来拿点生活必用品 毛巾啊 面霜啊 I just came by to grab a few essentials - You know,some towels,cuticle cream,
兴许还能捎上点布里乳酪和几瓶酒 maybe one tiny wheel of brie,and a case of wine.
没规矩怎么成方圆啊 Ah,rules are rules.
拜托 让人冲个澡行不行 Oh,come on,just one quick shower.
我头发好油 皮肤好干 My hair is so greasy,and my skin is so dry!
你俩就不能中和下 Why won't they balance out?
- 不行 宝贝 - 爱莫能助 - Sorry,honey. - No can do.
放我出去! 要蒸熟了! 别走啊! Get me outta here! It's so hot! Please,don't leave!
我错了还不行么! 别走啊! Okay! I'm sorry! Don't go! Don't go!
啥事儿 Hey,what's up?
就...来取戒指 Just,uh,came to grab the ring.
对哦 那什么 戒指给我弄丢了 Oh,yeah. About that,I lost it.
- 真抱歉 - 那你口袋里激凸出来的是啥 - Sorry. - Dude,it's right there in your pocket.
尼玛 倒霉紧身T恤 Ohh,stupid tight t-shirt.
戒指不能给你 Look,you can't have the ring.
别让他溜了 他会把戒指私吞的 Grab him. He's gone gollum on us.
压不死你 Pancake.
孩子 她不会答应的 Dude,she's gonna say no.
你妹 Damn it!
Ellie 接电话 冻死了 Ellie,pick up. It's cold!
要不是我存了那点酒 我早就挂了 The only thing that's keeping me alive is this little bit of wine that I'm saving.
帮帮忙 求你了 接我回去吧 Come on. Please,come get me.
Ellie! 鲨鱼君! Hello? Ellie,shark!
我啥吃的也没有! I don't have any food!
船要是大点就好了 I'm gonna need a bigger boat.
拜托! Come on!
不要啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 no! no. No. No. No,no,no.
哦漏 no.
你咋的了 what are you doing?
我和一讨饭的为了酒干了一架 还输了 I fought a bum for wine,and I lost.
你娘亲没教育过你么 讨饭的抢酒最在行了 Didn't your mom teach you? Bums always win wine fights.
快说 说你是来带我回家的 我想念我那装内衣的抽屉 Please tell me you're coming to take me home. I miss my underwear drawer.
闻起来像丁香花的抽屉 It smells like lilacs.
Andy听说你要输了好兴奋 他跟我还另打了赌 Andy is so excited for you to fail,that he and I made a side bet.
如果你输了 我就要叫Stan的中间名了 If you lose,I have to start calling stan by his middle name.
"我爱你 Hector" 这怎么说得出口 太不像我了 I can't say,"i love you,hector. it's not in me.
- 你押了我赢? - 我相信你啊 - You bet on me? - I believe in you.
我还下了血本啊 And I was hammered.
把高尔夫球棍递我 Give me that golf club.
好吧 我能做到的 All right. I can do this.
雄起! It's time to sack up.
男生才这么说吧 That's for boys.
雌起! It's time to uterus up.
我点着火了! 终于点着火了! I... Have made fire! I... Have made... Fire!
她讲话的调调 让我觉得你俩想法有点不一样 The way she was talking,you know,I just don't think you're on the same page.
也许她没法为男友而重新抉择 但结婚的话就难说啦 Fine,maybe she doesn't want to start her life over for a boyfriend,but getting married is different.
- 你真这么认为? - 我愿意这么认为 - Do you really believe that? - I want to.
我还愿意认为我的发型看上去 并不像某个墨西哥的小市长 I also want to believe my haircut doesn't make me look like the mayor of a small mexican town.
- 原来你听见了 我开玩笑说的 - 是啊 - You heard me say that?I was kidding. - Yeah.
听着 如果我不问 就会永远想知道她的回答 Look,if I don't ask,i'll just always wonder what she would have said.
换做是你呢? I mean,what would you do?
是的 我也会想知道 Yeah,I'd want to know,too.
受不了了 我的惩罚到底是什么? I'm dying here. Is anyone gonna tell me my punishment?
- 不能说 - 我真想告诉你 兄弟 - Can't. - Wish I could,dude.
少了Jules 喝咖啡都怪怪的 Feels weird drinking coffee without jules.
好像她已经死了 It's like she's dead.
- 是啊 - 是啊 - Oh,yeah. - It is.
但至少我能直接用勺子挖奶油干酪 Yeah,well,at least I can eat cream cheese right off the spoon.
不用装腔作势的涂在百吉饼上舔着吃 I don't have to live a lie spread it all over the bagel,then lick it off,
最后再把百吉饼扔了 and then chuck the bagel away.
我要告诉Jules 你这么无视百吉饼 I'm so telling jules that you're a spoon-lickin' bagel-waster.
这是打小报告 警告哦 That's tattling. Council warning.
没有警告制度 惩罚胡编乱造行为 There are no council warnings. Council,for making stuff up.
不能因为胡编乱造就提请委员会惩罚 You can't call a council for making stuff up.
是你先开始的 惩罚蓄意言论煽动 You just made that up. Council for being intentional pot-stirrer.
- 惩罚口齿不清! - 够了! - Council for gibberish! - Enough!
谁再提请委员会 就接受惩罚 The next person to call council gets a council.
委员会 Council.
不行 no.
不知道Jules怎么样了 I wonder how jules is doing.
真棒 你去游泳了呀 我正热呢 Oh,good,you went swimming. Mama's hot.
来个狗狗澡吧 Dog shower.
真舒服 哇 够了! I love it. Whoa,okay!
嘿 鲨鱼君 给你吧 伙计! Hey,shark! Here you go,buddy!
干嘛对我丢罐头? Why are you throwing cans at me?
晚上有点冷呢 It's chilly out tonight,huh?
拜托 这么特别的夜晚 我怎么会忘了生火呢 Come on. You didn't think i'd plan a special night without showing up early to start the fire.
今晚有什么特别? What's so special about tonight?
不知道呀 I don't know.
因为你的存在吧 You're here.
我无聊透了 I'm bored.
你冷了? 耐心点才能抓到小螃蟹 Would you chill? You want to catch crabs,you got to be patient.
或倒霉被咬了 Or unlucky.
我们回船上吧 Let's go back to the boat.
你在看什么? What are you looking at?
好像是海豚在吃小鸟... Uh,thought I saw a dolphin eat a bird,over...
那是Travis? Is that travis?
等一下 我们得去阻止他! Wait. We have to stop him!
别别别 跳我背上 我背你过去 Okay-no,no,no,no. Jump on my back. I'll take you.
你怎么往这儿走? Why are you going this way?
你说好了不干涉这件事 所以我才没告诉你 Look,you said you wanted to stay out of it. That's why I didn't tell you.
你知道? You knew?
背我过去! 马上! Get me over there now! Now!
别打了 快看 嘘 Quit hitting me and just watch. Shh.
一定要答应啊 Please say yes.
委员会密谈呀! Council in the hizzy!
这次我们要狠狠的惩罚谁呀? Who are we about to bitch-slap with some justice?
Laurie Laurie...
不! 我怎么了? No! What did I do?
你成立委员会的提议搅乱了一切 Your council thing messed up our group.
是的 我们过去在一起不用担惊受怕 Yeah,we used to feel safe with each other.
朋友就是爱说什么说什么 你偏偏认为这是不好的 That's what friends are-people you can constantly crap on,and you made that a bad thing.
这可是终极犯罪 草包 所以你要接受终极惩罚 That is the ultimate crime,jelly bean,and for that,you will receive the ultimate punishment.
拿着...小理查德 - Meet... - Little richard.
别发这声音 stop doing that.
不许再说"小理查德" Stop saying,"little richard.
随便啦 没关系 我以前也试过一口闷 whatever. It's fine. I've done wine shooters before.
是的 但新规则是 我们续杯前你不能续杯 Yes,but the thing is,you don't get a refill until we need a refill.
可以啊 我慢慢喝就是了 Fine. Well,I'll just have to make it last.
不! 竟然没了? 该死的小酒杯! No! It's gone already? Damn you,little richard!
太可笑了 that was fun.
- 想聊聊吗? - 不 - You want to talk about it? - no.
- 我可以离开 - 你留下吧 别出声就行 - I can go. - You can stay. Just no talking.
嘿 时间到了 我赢了 Hey. It's over. I won.
我在船上熬过来了 I survived the boat.
看到没 Trav 咱Cobbs家的人啥都扛得起 See,trav? Us cobbs can get through anything.
你拿在爸爸的船上呆了两天 跟我人生中最糟糕的日子比较? Are you really comparing spending two nights on dad's boat to the worst day of my life?
我只想让你好受些 I was trying to.
一切都很好 她说她爱我 It's all good. I mean,she says she loves me.
只是没我爱的那么深 She just doesn't love me as much as I love her.
她不忍心拒绝我 所以... She said it was hard to say no,so...
算是不错的了 That's pretty cool.
我爱你 Trav I love you,trav.
我也爱你 I love you,too,man.
你这么说可怪怪的 Way to make it weird,dude.
一说出口我就后悔了 Knew it when I said it. I did.
Bobby? 亲爱的 你病了? Bobby? Honey,are you sick?
求你了 是朋友就告诉我怎么惩罚我吧 Oh,please,as a friend,just tell me what my punishment is.
亲爱的 我们竟然忘了告诉你 Sweetie,I can't believe we forgot to tell you.
其实不知道才是最大的恐惧 We all knew that the fear of the unknown would pick away at your brain,
所以你的惩罚就是猜惩罚是什么 so your punishment was the expectation of punishment.
快告诉我吧 Just tell me.
准备在你短裤里放条蛇 We were gonna put a snake in your shorts.
这惩罚不错啊 Well,that would have been good.
这可真漂亮 Grayson That is just beautiful,grayson.
- 艺术家啊 我的朋友 - 过奖了 Lou - You're an artist,my friend. - Whatever,lou.
hey you******
我帮你留心一下 well******
- 他本人更帅 - 是啊! - ****** -yeah!