气象先生 The Weather Man
真提神 That was refreshing.
我清醒多了 I'm refreshed.
我精神百倍 I'm refreshing.
欢迎回来, 我是布莱恩特 甘宝 Welcome back. I'm Bryant Gumbel.
-我是安．霍华德． -今天有很多精彩新闻 -And I'm Anne Howard. -Good stuff today.
-够我们忙的了 -我们邀请到了著名歌星艾尔顿．约翰 -We're going to be busy. -We've got pop superstar Elton John.
他将接收我们的采访 He's going to be with us.
另外还有畅销作家艾尔．福兰克 And so, too, will best-selling author Al Franken.
我们还将去见见一群四年级的天才．．．．． Along with some super-smart fourth graders...
他们为那些需要课本的孩子 with a great idea for getting schoolbooks...
出谋划策 to kids who really need them.
那我们快开始吧 But here's an idea whose time has come.
首先来看看．．．． Why don't we just start with....
．．．然后涂在馅饼上 ...and fill the tart shell.
布莱恩特, 请你在蛋糕上涂点冰激凌-- Bryant, you put some ice cream on our angel food cake--
-涂多少？ -想涂多少就涂多少 -How much do you want? -As much as you like.
你笑什么？ 这道菜叫"烤阿拉斯加" What are you laughing about? This is Baked Alaska.
-可这应该是低糖食物 -是低糖的! -This is supposed to be low-fat. -lt is!
他们打电话来了没？ Did they call?
甘宝秀节目组的人． 他们没打电话来？ Someone from the show. The Gumbel show. They didn't call?
你确定？ Are you sure?
-我们的时间又到了 -谢谢你, 已经到了？ -Once again, we're out of time. -Thank you. Already?
我们明天早上还有节目安排, 到时候见．．．． We still got lots more ahead this morning. We're going to be back....
-好啊, 伙计？ -下一位 -What's up, dude? -Next person in line.
好 What's up?
-嗨, 能给我签个名吗 -下一位 -Hey, can I get your autograph? -Next in line.
我想你认错人了．．． I'm not who you think I am, so....
你不是那个播天气预报的？ You're not the weather guy?
丹．斯普里兹？ Dan Spritz?
戴维．斯普里兹 Dave Spritz.
我不是戴维．斯普里兹 人们经常弄错 I'm not Dave Spritz, no. But I hear that a lot.
你不用装蒜 You don't have to be a dick.
你能不能．．． 我只是在排队 Look, can you just.... All right, I'm just waiting in line.
老兄, 我看到你的车辆登记证了 Bro, I can read your vehicle registration form.
随便你吧 So, whatever.
你能不能．．．． Can you....
好吧, 你能不能安静一点？ 我只想排队 All right, can you give me a break? l just wanted to wait in line.
你上电视了, 老兄 You're on TV, bro.
你上电视了, 老兄 You're on TV.
-你上电视了, 老兄 -那又怎么样, 你干吗老说？ -You're on TV, bro. -So what? You keep saying that.
你上电视了, 老兄 So you're on TV, bro.
如果你觉得自己不够镇定．．． Go work in a bank or something...
你应该找份银行什么的差事做 if you don't wanna be cool to people.
随你吧．．．． 请你从我面前消失好吗？ Whatever. Just.... Can you get out of my face?
请你从我面前消失, 好吗？ Can you get out of my face?
-混蛋 -你敢再对我当面说一遍吗？ -Asshole. -You want to say that to my face?
我记得你要我从你面前消失的 l thought you wanted me to get out of your face.
我常被人认出来 People recognize me sometimes.
他们中有些人是白痴 Some are dicks.
这和引起明尼苏达州大雪天气的是同一个风力系统 This is the same system that created those strong snowfalls in Minnesota.
这说明, 气温可能会有略微的回升．．．． lt's meant some slightly warmer weather....
我想我该歇歇了 l should cool out a little, I guess.
我是说, 我不是人们认为的那个肤浅的人 l mean, I'm not just this two-dimensional guy they recognize.
我其实和普通人一样 l do have a relationship to them.
我向大家播报天气情况 l let them know what they have to deal with.
但是请注意, 这个回暖的气温不会持续多久 But listen, these warmer temperatures are not going to last.
风力将推动着冷空气横跨中西部地区 This wind system will keep pushing colder air across the Midwest....
我想这就是为什么 他们自以为认识我 l guess that's why they think they know me.
其实他们错了 But they don't, really.
．．．．最冈银温华氏24度 感谢收看斯普里兹一周天气节目 ...our Spritz Nipper of the week with a high of just 24.
我不是一无是处 I'm not a hill of beans.
我有自己的想法 l have a plan.
好吧, 到时候见 Okay, see you then.
-下午的安排是什么？ -你要去接雪丽． -What's this afternoon? -You're picking up Shelly.
-哪里？ -芝加哥舞蹈学校 -Where? -Chicago Dance.
然后接你父亲去西北医院 Then you're taking your dad to Northwestern.
三点？ At 3:00?
你拿了那份"你好美国"节目寄来的东西吗？ Do you have that Hello America stuff?
-那封信？ -是的 -The letter? -Yeah.
你还要在5:30到诺李斯去接迈克 You have Mike, too.
好的 Okay.
他们有我的电话吗？ Do they have my cell phone?
他们应该把所有电话号码都备案的 Well, they should have all the numbers in case.
我是不是应该给那个叫德尔讯的打电话？ And am I supposed to call that guy Dersen?
他不要我和他联系吗？ Didn't he want me to call to touch base?
好吧 Okay.
-爸, 我们能在这儿停下吗？ -干嘛？ -Dad, can we stop here? -What for?
我要买本笔记本 l need a notebook for school.
我自己走回家 l'll just walk home.
好吧 Okay.
-能给我些钱吗？ -你身上没钱？ -Can I have some money? -You don't have any?
没有 No.
你已经12岁了 You're 12 years old.
你应该身上带一些钱, 好吗, 雪丽？ You shouldn't be walking around without money, okay, Shelly?
你不再是孩子了 You're not a kid.
-你妈妈怎么样？ -她很好 -How's your mom doing? -She's good.
我能要一包烟吗？ Can I have a pack of Lights?
-普通香烟？ -100牌的． -Regulars? -The 100s.
火柴有吗？ Strikes?
雪丽怎么样？ How's Shelly?
她很好 She's doing great.
-小天使 -是的 -Little angel. -Yeah.
她非常好 She's doing great.
-谁是天使？ -雪丽 -Who's an angel? -Shelly.
雪丽已经过分超重, 而且并不快乐 Shelly is grossly overweight and unhappy.
我很挂念她和迈克 I'm concerned about her, as I am Michael.
-戴维, 走吧 -好的, 爸 -David. -Yeah, Dad.
罗伯特．斯普里泽？ Robert Spritzel?
你能在回来的路上．．．． Would you get me a paper...
．．给我买一张报纸吗, 儿子？ -好的 -for the way back, Son? -Yeah.
15分种？ Fifteen minutes?
好, 到时候见 Yes. l'll see you then.
该死 Fuck.
嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
-已经变冷了 -是的 -lt's getting cold. -Yeah.
-这个礼拜的节目星期几？ -星期四 -What's the Nipper this week? -Thursday.
星期四？好的 Thursday's the Nipper? All right.
给你 Here.
我能换些零钱吗？ Yeah, can I get some change?
恐怕不行 Not really.
我能换点硬币吗？ 我需要买张报纸 Can I just get some quarters? l just need a quarter for a paper.
不行 Not really.
好吧, 我买点东西 All right. l'll get something then.
看看 All right.
小杯咖啡 Small coffee.
80美分 lt's 80 cents.
上面明明写着0．72美元 No, it says $0.72.
反正就是0．80美分 After the whole everything, it's $0.80.
嗨 -Hey. -Hi.
报纸呢, 戴维？ Where's the paper, David?
我的钱不够了 l didn't have enough money.
可你买了一杯咖啡 You bought a coffee.
-什么？ -你买了杯咖啡 -What? -You bought a coffee.
对, 没错, 所以就没钱了 Yeah, that, and then I didn't have enough money after.
什么？ What?
我的钱不够了, 因为买了这杯咖啡 l didn't have enough money after I bought the coffee, so....
你不应该只带一美元, 戴维 You should carry more than $1 , David.
你是个成年人了 You're a grown man.
让我把这封"你好美国"节目 寄来的信拿开 Let me just move this letter from Hello America.
我父亲是罗伯特．金．斯埔里泽 My father is Robert King Spritzel.
他在28岁就获得了国家图书奖章 He won the National Book Award when he was 28.
33岁获得普立兹奖 And the Pulitzer when he was 33.
卡特总统称他为国家的财富 President Carter called him a national treasure.
他们还一同参加了一次壁球比赛 They played racquetball in a regular game.
他是个了不起的作家 He was a great writer.
那代价是什么呢？ But what was the cost?
他有没有忽略他的家庭？ Did he neglect his family?
没有 No, he didn't.
他是个好父亲 He was a fine father.
而且不止这些, 真的 More than that, really.
雪丽去学舞蹈毫无收获 lt's fruitless for Shelly to be dancing.
她应该尝试别的对她有益的爱好．．．． She should find another interest that would be more rewarding to her...
这样她可以学到东西, 戴维 that she can take more from, David.
-我们讨论过 -那你应该做些什么, 儿子 -We've talked about that. -Well, you should do something, Son.
我们已经试过几项了, 并且还在努力．．．． We've tried a couple things. We'll keep trying, so....
迈克怎么样？ How's Michael?
我想诺玲的担心有点过头了 l think that was an overreaction on Noreen's part.
我想他不会去吸大麻的 l don't think he has a problem with pot.
但愿如此 Let's hope.
你的气象预报呢？ How's the weather business?
去年9月份．．． Last September...
我鼓励雪丽去尝试一些别的兴趣爱好 l had encouraged Shelly to explore some other activities and interests.
最后, 她选择了箭术 She picked archery.
于是我带她到柏林布鲁克的一个射箭场 So I took her to an archery range in Bolingbrook.
开车要90分种 lt was a 90-minute drive.
我们买了一套初级弓箭套装．．． We purchased a junior bow-arrow kit...
以及一个皮革护腕和护臂 and a leather wrist/forearm guard.
好的, 就买那个了 Okay, we'll take that.
还进行私人授课 And private lessons.
好了, 雪丽 All right, Shelly.
你握住了．．． You take that one...
然后向后拉 and go right ahead.
没事, 要记住．．．． All right. Okay, just remember...
向后拉到于耳朵平行, 好吗？ pull it straight back, parallel to your ear, okay?
你能行的, 雪丽 You can do it, Shelly.
我们购买了5次课程的套餐 We purchased a five-pack lesson plan.
但到现在还没上完 We haven't been back.
喂？ Hello?
嗨 -Hey. -Hey.
你能去北区的超市接迈克吗？ Can you pick up Mike at the mall on North?
他不是在他朋友家吗？ 叫保罗． 诺李斯 l thought he was at a friend's house. Paul Norris.
他们去逛超市了, 他刚刚给我打电话 They went to the mall. He just called me.
-他从戒毒所出来了 -好吧 -He finished his rehab. -Okay.
-他是我的一个辅导员 -你的戒毒辅导员？ -That's one of my counselors. -ln your program?
堂．波顿．他人很好 Don Boden. He's pretty nice.
-虽然老说粗话 -说粗话？ -He swears all the time, though. -Swears?
是的, 我猜是为了强调吧 但他人很好 Yeah. To relate, I guess. But he's pretty nice.
嗨, 堂 Hey, Don.
-你们在干嘛呢？ -买些衣服 -What are you guys doing? -Looking for clothes.
你们在买衣服 You're just looking for clothes.
-是的 -太好了 -Yeah. -That's great.
我也在买衣服 I'm looking for clothes.
好啊 Okay.
-这是保罗 -你好啊 -This is Paul. -What's up?
嗨 Hey.
今天很冷 lt's cold today.
-是的 -没错 -Yeah. -Yeah, no kidding.
多少度来着？华氏20度？ What is it, like, 20 or something?
是的, 差不多22度吧 Yeah, like 22.
没错, 操 Yeah. Fuck.
是啊 Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
-我很喜欢 -挺漂亮的 -Yeah, I like this. -lt's good-looking.
我一直在找这样的 Yeah, l've been looking for something like this.
放我这里吧 Chuck it in here.
-什么？ -放我这儿 -What? -Chuck it in.
算我的．我有打折卡 我帮你买 I'm loading up. I got a discount card. l'll get it for you.
-不用了 -迈克, 我说真的 -That's all right. -Mike, big deal.
-我买得起 -老弟, 我可以打折很多 -I can get it. -Bro, I got a serious discount.
只需要大概7美元 lt's gonna cost, like, $7.
-我要走了, 很高兴见到你 -我也是 -I'm gonna take off. Nice to meet you. -You, too.
那是我爸爸．回头见 That's my dad. l'll see you later.
没问题, 我回头找你 Sure. l'll catch you later.
嗨 -Hey. -Hey.
-那人是谁？ -堂．波顿． -Who's that? -Don Boden.
-谁是堂．波顿？ -他是我的一个辅导员 -Who's Don Boden? -He's one of my counselors.
哦 Oh.
-毛衣不错 -谢谢 -That's a nice sweater. -Thanks.
我送你 l'll walk you up.
嗨 Hi.
嗨, 谢谢你去接迈克 Hi. Thanks for getting Mike.
-嘿, 你的事情怎么样了？ -没事了 -Hey, how was your thing? -lt was good.
-再见, 爸爸 -好的, 迈克 -l'll see you, Dad. -Okay, Mike.
-我想他会没事的 -嗯, 走着瞧吧 -I think he's gonna be okay. -Well, we'll see.
最近怎么样 What's new?
老样子 Nothing much.
"你好美国"节目给我发了个预约函 l got a feeler from Hello America.
-什么？ -我收到一封预约函 -What? -I got a feeler.
戴尔斯要走了 我有可能接替他的位子 Dales is leaving it. l might get called to audition.
去纽约 New York.
-如果他们打电话给我的话 -很不错 -lf I get called. -That's good.
孩子们怎么看？ What about the kids?
只是觉得有点突然, 仅此而已 lt's just a shot in the dark, that's all.
好吧, 谢谢你去接迈克 Well, thanks for getting Mike.
我要带我父亲去西北医院作一项检查．．． l had to take my dad to Northwestern for a test...
所以我就在那里 so I was right there, anyway.
-哦, 他还好吧？ -我想是吧, 只是一项检查 -Oh, is he okay? -I think so. lt was just a test.
诺玲! Noreen!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
没事 Yeah.
该死!你在干嘛？ Fuck! What are you doing?
我只是．．．．你自己转过来正好碰到了 l was just.... You turned into it.
你打碎了我的眼镜 l think you cracked the glass.
你们要的资料都全了吗？ So do you have everything you need?
是的, 都全了 Yeah, we got everything.
看过录像带后, 我们将淘汰剩三个人 We'll pare it down to three applicants after we watch the tapes.
-如果你入选了, 我们会打电话给你的 -好的, 马克 -We'll call if you're one, Dave. -Okay, Mark.
很高兴认识你 lt's nice to make your acquaintance.
-你也是, 保重 -嗨, 气象先生! -You, too. Take care. -Hey, weatherman!
好的, 再见 All right. Bye.
该死! Fuck!
操! Fuck.
戴维？ David?
嘿 Hey.
-怎么了？ -我被冰巧克力砸了 -What happened? -I got hit with a Frosty.
-为什么？ -什么？ -Why? -What?
你为什么会被冰巧克力砸到？ 冰巧克力是什么？ Why did you get hit with a Frosty? What is a Frosty?
冰巧克力是温蒂店出售的饮料 A Frosty is a shake from Wendy's.
人们为什么向你砸东西 Why would someone throw a shake at you?
-有时候会发生这种情况 -人们经常向你砸东西？ -That happens sometimes. -People throw shakes at you?
人们有时会向我扔各种东西 Stuff. People throw stuff at me sometimes...
-如果他们不喜欢我的话 -但他们不认识你 -if they don't like me, or something. -They don't know you.
电视上认识的 From TV.
但你只是读一下气象情况 But you just read the weather.
呃, 我预报天气 Well, I predict it.
那是你没有气象学的文凭 You don't have a degree in meteorology.
我做出推测, 或者．．．． l make suppositions, or l....
你在这里干嘛？ What are you doing?
-我出来走走 -走走？外面很冷 -I walked over. -You walked? lt's freezing.
我得了淋巴瘤, 戴维 l have lymphoma, David.
什么？ What?
我得了淋巴瘤 l have lymphoma.
- 伯利伽医生打电话来的 -什么？ -Doctor Pritch called. -What?
我浑身发抖, 所以就进了医院 l was having tremors. That's the reason that I went in.
伯利伽告诉了我扫描结果 Pritch read my scans.
-病情会怎么样？ -不是太妙 -What's the prognosis? -Well, it's not good.
我们这个礼拜好好谈谈 我会告诉你的 We'll talk about it this week. l wanted to tell you.
好的 Yeah.
等我和伯利伽医生再谈一次后给你打电话 l'll call you after l've talked to Pritch again.
我开车送你回家 l'll drive you home.
我喜欢新鲜空气 l like the fresh air.
-那我陪你走 -没关系的 -Well, l'll walk back with you. -No, that's okay.
好吧 Okay.
每隔几个月 总有人会向我扔东西 Every couple months, someone throws something at me...
比如饮料杯, 有一次被玉米饼砸到 a shake, a burrito once.
为什么？因为我的名字？有可能吧 Why? My name, partly, I guess.
因为职业的关系, 我改了姓 l changed it for professional reasons.
是我第一个经理提议的 My first station manager suggested it.
他说那听上去更提神, 他们想要这个效果 He said it sounded refreshing and that they wanted that quality.
也许是真的吧．但也很烦人 我就知道 That may be true, but it's also annoying. l know that.
斯普里兹是个什么烂名字？ What kind of name is Spritz?
狗屁不通．只有电视上才有 lt's a bullshit name. lt's a TV name.
他也是陀狗屎 He's bullshit.
我喜欢他, 他很帅 Well, I like him. He's handsome.
他是个烂人 He's an asshole.
我讨厌他的脸 l don't like his face.
那张烂脸 His asshole face.
另外, 我的工作很简单 The other thing, my job is very easy.
每天两小时, 基本上就是照本宣读 Two hours a day, basically reading prompts.
每年才两万四千美元的收入．．．． l make $240,000 a year...
还要全勤．．．． plus appearances...
你知道, 对我来说很难受．．．． which are, you know, not comfortable for me...
但不是没有好处 but lucrative.
''87年前．．． ''Four score and seven years ago...
''我们的父辈们来到这块大陆．．．．'' ''our fathers brought forth, on this continent....''
同时, 能上电视也会带来很多其他的方便 Also, it makes other things easy, being on TV.
事事都很容易 Everything's easy.
爽! Yeah!
我几乎可以不劳而获 l receive a large reward for pretty much zero effort and contribution.
我想那些扔我的东西, 是一种报应 The shakes and stuff are a reaction to that, I think.
你是怎么样看待我的？ What must you think of me?
你的这个背离家庭 Your family-leaver.
没有气象专业文凭 却在播着天气预报．．． Your non-meteorologist, yet weatherman...
常被人砸, 到处乱搞的儿子 frosty-taking, fuck-happy son.
别急着离开, 罗伯特 给我一点时间来重振 Don't die yet, Robert. Give me time to get it together.
给我一点时间 Give me a little while.
让我获得"你好美国"的职位 我能行的 Let me get the Hello America job. l can get it together.
两张电影票 Two for High Water.
-我自己来买吧, 堂 -不, 没关系, 我来买好了 -I got mine, Don. -No, it's cool. I got it.
谢谢 Thanks.
特雷西亚真是个荡妇 Tricia's a bitch.
她是个小贱货 She's a little cunt.
我恨那个小贱人 l hate that little cunt.
我真想烧死她 l'd like to burn her.
嗨 Hi.
今天公司开派对 我想应该来接孩子们去玩 Today's the company party. l thought l'd take the kids.
哦 Oh.
呃, 迈克出去了 Well, Mike is out.
-雪丽在家吗？ -她在遛狗 -Shelly's home? -She's walking Jackson.
-你要带他们去哪？ -去溜冰场 -Where do you want to take them? -The rink. WCH.
嘿 Hey.
怎么了？ What?
戴维 Dave.
嗨, 剔姆 Hey, Tim.
-我不知道你会来 -这种场合我都来的 -I didn't know you were coming. -I always come to these...
只要有空 when I can.
如果你想回柏林布鲁克上课 我这周正好有时间 l have some time this week if you want to go back up to Bolingbrook.
-柏林布鲁克有什么？ -射箭场啊 -What's in Bolingbrook? -Sportsman's. The archery range.
-好吧 -好？你想去？ -Okay. -Okay? You wanna go?
好, 我记住了 Okay, I remember it.
那你还想去那里上课吗？ Well, do you wanna go back up?
过一阵吧 Sometimes.
待会儿有什么节目？ What's gonna happen?
什么？ What?
我们来这里干嘛？ What are we gonna do here?
会很精彩的 Great stuff.
女士们先生们, 各就各位! Ladies and gentlemen, on your marks!
加油斯普里兹小队! Let's go team Spritz!
预备! Get set!
出发! Go!
快快! Go! Go! Go!
-加油, 雪丽． 加油 -我正在努力 -Just keep up, Shell. Come on. -I'm trying to.
我们要完成比赛 We should finish.
我们最后一名了, 差太远了 We're last. We're way last.
这是一次锻炼的机会 让我们完成比赛 There's a lesson here. Let's finish.
我很疼 I'm hurt.
宝贝, 你能行的 你能完成比赛的, 好吗？ Hon, you can do it. You can finish. Okay?
我不想你退出 这对爸爸很重要, 好吗？ l don't want you to quit. lt's gonna mean a lot to Dad. Okay?
好吧 All right.
走 Let's go.
好样的! That's my girl. That's it.
太棒了, 我为你骄傲 Good. I'm proud of you.
好吗？ Okay?
耶!太棒了! Yay! That was great!
宝贝, 你没事吧？ Hon. Hon, you okay?
你不应该让我完成比赛的! You shouldn't have made me finish!
你逼我走了将近100码! That was like 100 yards you made me go.
我又不是足球运动员 I'm not a football-jocker.
怎么了？ What happened?
只是．．．．我们的脚被绑在一个布袋里 Just.... We got tangled up in a sack.
-发生了什么事？ -她的前韧带拉伤了 -What happened? -She tore her ACL.
操!这些拐杖太长了! These fucking crutches are too long!
-你刚才说什么？ -雪丽! -What did you say? -Shelly!
-那你们到底干嘛去了？ -是一个野餐会 -Well, what were you doing? -lt was a picnic.
-然后她就拉伤了韧带？ -前韧带, 后韧带 -And she tore something? -ACL. MCL.
到底哪个？ Which?
两个都拉伤了 Both.
-戴维! -我们没有去蹦极! -Dave! -Well, we didn't go bungee jumping!
是操他妈的马铃薯口袋比赛! lt was a fucking potato-sack race!
-她就是这么学来的 -什么？ -That's where she got it. -What?
"操"这个, "操"那个 ''Fucking'' this. ''Fucking'' that.
不, 我和她在一起从不说 No, I never said that around her.
你不经意的就说了, 戴维 因为你根本不在意! You don't know you have, Dave, because you don't pay attention!
操他的! Fuck that.
什么？ What?
-操他的, 诺玲． 你知道-- -戴维 -Just fuck that, Noreen. You know-- -Dave.
-什么？ -离远点 -What? -Step back.
-离远点？ -离远点？ -Step back? -Step back.
你刚才说什么, 拉斯？ What are you talking about, Russ?
马上离远点 -Russ-- -Step back right now.
-操你妈的 -操你妈的, 斯普里兹． -Fuck you, right now. -Fuck you, Spritz.
去你的, 肥猪! Fuck you, fat asshole!
痿货! Dildo!
戴维, 你在干什么？ David, what are you doing?
我在和我妻子说话! 我在和诺玲说话．．． I'm talking to my wife! I'm talking to Noreen...
和这个小丑毫无关系 and this clown, whose business this isn't.
你叫我痿货, 当然和我有关! You call me a dildo, it is my business, Spritz.
你这个痿货, 死肥猪! You are a dildo, pork-fuck. You porker!
停下, 儿子 Stop, Son.
好吗？ Would you?
你可以离开了 Why don't you go?
你在这干嘛？你还好吗？ Why are you here? Are you okay?
我是来和诺玲谈谈的 l came to talk to Noreen.
戴维, 算了, 我一会儿和你谈 Dave, come on. I will talk to you later.
-戴维, 怎么了, 儿子？ -没什么, 只是．．．． -Dave, what's going on, Son? -lt's nothing. Just....
你怎么会来这里？ Why are you here, anyway?
我是来和诺玲谈关于雪丽的事情的 l came to talk to Noreen about an issue concerning Shelly.
你可以和我谈, 我也是她的家长, 发生什么事了？ Well, you can talk to me. I'm her parent, too. So? What?
雪丽的穿着很不适合她 Shelly dresses in clothing not appropriate for her...
太紧了 clinging stuff.
孩子们都穿．．． 父亲, 这是两代人了 All kids wear.... Dad, it's a different generation.
他们叫她骆驼蹄子 They call her camel toe.
-什么？ -你没注意到？ -What? -Are you aware of that?
什么？ What?
她的同学们叫她骆驼蹄子 That her colleagues call her camel toe.
你在说什么？ What are you talking about?
意思是, 他们能从她的裤子．．． lt means the crease in her vagina...
看出她外阴的褶皱 that they can discern through her clothing.
-什么？ -骆驼蹄子 -What? -Camel toe.
是的, 我听到了 我是说, 你怎么知道的？ Yeah, I heard you. l mean, how do you know they do that?
我亲耳所闻 l heard it.
我星期三去接雪丽, 听到那些大一点的男孩们这么叫她 l picked Shelly up on Wednesday, heard taunting, the older boys calling it.
-你可能听错了 -不, 我听到骆驼-- -You might have heard wrong. -No, I heard camel--
行了行了, 我来处理 Okay, okay, look. l'll deal.
我先要处理她韧带拉伤的事情 l want to get her through this ACL thing.
我要带她去射箭 I'm gonna take her shooting.
要再和她好好谈谈 I'm gonna reapply her there.
我要让她和我说话 我来处理她的事情．．．． I'm gonna get her talking to me. I'm gonna get to her...
我会想出办法的 and I'm gonna work it out.
骆驼蹄子的确就是罗伯特说的那样 A camel toe is pretty much what Robert said it was.
基本上就是你比正常的勒得更紧 lt's basically just when you can make out more than you should.
但问题是．．．． But it's the kind of thing....
她才12岁, 你知道吗？ She's 12, you know?
如果你在她身边, 时刻注意 你就能及时发现．．． lf you're around and paying attention, you catch it...
然后就不会有起绰号的事 也许也不会有抽烟的事 then name-calling doesn't start, and maybe smoking doesn't start.
也许她还能快乐的过几年童年生活 And maybe she can just stay a happy kid for a couple more years.
她应该得到快乐 She shouldn't be unhappy.
该死!她又没做错什么事, 雪丽 Fuck. What did she ever do to anybody? Shelly.
-你好 -嗨 -Hello. -Hey.
嗨 Hey.
听着 Listen.
诺玲, 我在想．．．． Noreen, I was thinking...
我们之间的这种你来我往．．． this pushing and pulling...
拔河似的关系．．．． the tug-of-war we do sometimes...
对孩子们不好 it's not good for the kids.
是不好 lt's not.
诺玲, 让我们想想办法 来解决这个问题． 我们-- Noreen, let's see somebody. Work it out. Let's--
-操! -混蛋! -Fuck! -Asshole!
你怎么啦？ Are you okay?
-我被汽水瓶砸了! -什么？ -I got hit with a pop! -What?
一个该死的．．．． A fucking....
是个大杯的 A Big Gulp.
-该死 -你没事吧？ 你没事吧？ -Man. -Are you okay? Are you okay?
对, 没事, 我很好, 那么．．． Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay. So...
我刚才说什么来着．．．． what I was saying....
解决问题？ See somebody?
我们先来做一些建立相互信任的练习 We're going to begin with some trust-building exercises.
自由倒下练习, 大家站起来 我们开始 The Buddy Drop. Up on your feet. Let's go.
戴维, 诺玲． 到中间来 Dave, Noreen. Center circle.
好吧 Okay.
现在, 诺玲, 你让自己倒下去．．． Now, Noreen, you're just gonna let yourself go...
然后戴维接住你 and Dave is gonna catch you.
-向后到？ -是的． 两手交叉胸前 -Just go back? -Yeah. Cross your arms up front.
-现在吗？ -准备好了就可以开始 -Now? -Whenever you're ready.
好 Okay.
好的．非常好 Good. Very good.
下面, 特莱茜, 马克． 你们来 All right, Teresa, Mark. You're up.
好 Okay.
下面我要你们列出一些．．． Now I want you to name something...
你们所做过的, 对你的伴侣有影响的．．． that you did that affected your partner...
并且是负面影响的事情 and that you're not proud of.
在我的电脑上, 有一些色情杂志什么的 l had this thing with porno on the computer, sort of.
我以前很喜欢这东西-- l got a little preoccupied--
事实上, 我希望你们写下来 不是说出来 Actually, I want you to write it down, not say it.
好吧 Okay.
我希望你们把它写在一张纸上, 列出理由 l want you to put it on the paper that you got for a reason.
好吧 Okay.
确保这是你的伴侣所不知道的事情．．． Now make sure it's something the other person doesn't know about...
他们毫不知情 that they don't know.
好了 All right.
然后你们互相交换纸条．．． Then you are going to give it to the other person...
彼此不许偷看纸上的内容 and the other person is never going to look at it.
永远不能看 Ever.
这就是信任 That's trust.
你好？ What's up?
我认为戴维写的所谓科幻小说．．．．．． l thought Dave's science-fiction novel, or whatever it was...
写的既愚蠢又恶心．．． was stupid and sucked...
简直是浪费时间 and was a waste of time.
真丢人． 写了四年？ lt was embarrassing. Four years?
呃, 我认为效果不错 Well, I thought that went pretty well.
是啊 Yeah.
这不是科幻小说 你知道的? ? lt wasn't science fiction, just so you know.
-什么？ -我写的不是科幻小说 -What? -lt wasn't science fiction.
-你在说什么？ -你难道没看过吗？ -What are you talking about? -Did you even read it?
只是他性格的另一面是一个科学家．．．． No. One of the side characters was a scientist...
-但这并不重要-- -去你的, 戴维． 你真该死! -but that's not even important-- -God damn it, Dave. God damn it!
什么？我只是想问你, 你难道都没读过我的书？ What? I'm just asking, did you ever even read it?
因为很难看懂, 写的太糟糕了 lt was hard to read. lt was poorly written.
你是个混球, 上帝啊 You're an asshole. God.
你真是个大混球 You are a champion asshole.
你是个彻头彻尾的大混蛋! You're a real blue-ribbon fuck!
我只是想解决问题, 诺玲． l just wanna make it work, Noreen.
我只是想了解情况, 这样才能解决问题, 所以我才．．． l just want to know everything, so I can make it work. That's why l....
-我想重新来过 -我不会再去了, 你把事情搞砸了 -I want to try again. -I'm not going back. You fucked it up.
我是说, 我们的婚姻 l mean, our marriage.
什么？ What?
我想重新来过 l want to try again.
去你的 Fuck you.
你知道, 戴维, 你连．．． You know, Dave, you can't even....
你偷看了, 这是不忠 已经完了 You looked at it. That's dishonest. lt's crappy.
-诺玲． -嘿, 我应该看看你写的吗？ -Noreen. -Hey, should I look at yours?
算了 That's all right.
不不不, 诺玲．．．． No. No, no, Noreen....
"在整个婚姻中 口交一直没有激情． ''Throughout marriage BJs lacked enthusiasm.
''两人对此的重要性 有不同的理解． ''Had difference of opinion over how important that was.
我认为很重要 ''l thought very.''
你知道吗, 戴维？ You know what, Dave?
你知道为什么我给你口交的时候 缺乏激情？ You want to know why my BJs lacked enthusiasm?
我恨你 l hated you.
我讨厌你的头发 l hated your hair.
讨厌你丑陋的腿, 讨厌你的手臂 l hated your ugly legs, your forearms.
我讨厌吻你的嘴, 行了吧, 戴维？ l hated kissing your lips, Dave. Okay?
这就是为什么你的老二在我嘴里的时候 我缺乏激情 And that's why I lacked enthusiasm when your cock was in my mouth.
嗨, 宝贝 Hey, hon.
雪丽, 外面很冷 Shelly, it's cold.
你老爸还说今天有华氏65度, 可是．．．． Your father said it was going to be
去吧, 我们回头见 Go ahead. l'll see you later.
进展怎么样？ How did it go?
很好 Good.
我明天给你打电话, 进去吧 l'll call you tomorrow. Go ahead in.
你有没有开始看我的小说了？ Did you start my novel yet?
什么小说？ What's that?
《转折点》． 你有没有开始读了？ Breaking Point. Did you start that?
不, 还没有, 儿子 我有一些别的事情没处理完 No, I haven't yet, Son. l've been preoccupied.
其实写的不错 Well, that's good, actually.
我只是还想再修改一下, 所以．．．． l want to make some changes, so....
我会给你一份新稿 l'll give you the new one.
他说什么了？ What did he say?
又是坏消息 lt's further bad news.
病变转移的面积过大, 不能进行放射治疗 The metastatic plane was too wide for radiation.
他建议我去纽约找福斯特医生 进行临床试验 He suggested I see a Dr. Frost in New York for clinical trials.
我收到了"你好美国"的预约函 l got a feeler from Hello America.
全国范围内， National.
他们选了２０个人进行筛选, 马上剩下最后三个 They're looking at 20 guys, but they'll be cutting down to three soon.
我有希望 lt's a possibility.
薪水很诱人, 非常的高 The salary's great. lt's real strong.
可能需要搬家．．．． lt would mean moving...
但你知道, 我希望大家都搬, but l'd like to move everybody, you know?
和诺玲重新开始 Renew things with Noreen.
我们正在努力 We've been seeing somebody.
让孩子们在纽约有个新的开始 Let the kids start over in New York.
让他们远离这里一些不良影响．．． Keep them away from some of the bad influences here that....
开始新生活 Just get a fresh start.
我觉得很好啊 l think that would be great.
-那真是太棒了 -是啊 -That would be terrific. -Yeah.
你可以重整旗鼓 开始认真工作 You could rededicate yourselves, knuckle down.
这是什么 What's this?
这是一个大杯的汽水 lt's a Big Gulp.
你应该说 "可能会降雪．．． You should say, ''We might see some snow...
"但也可能降雪区南移, 和我们擦肩而过" ''but it might shift south, miss us.''
没问题 但我想知道为什么 l can say it, but I sort of wanna understand it.
怎么会南移的？ Why is it?
这是因为加拿大信风 Well, it's Canadian trade winds.
就是它引起的？ Behind all of it?
是的, 降雪区会受来自加拿大 的信风推动影响 Yeah, this will get pushed by wind out of Canada.
-那信风将来会怎么样？ -我不知道 -So what's it gonna do? -I don't know.
只是猜测 lt's a guess.
这是风啊, 老兄, 到处乱刮的 lt's wind, man. Blows all over the place.
出于某种原因．．． For some reason...
我也不清楚 l don't know.
我回到了柏林布鲁克 l went back to Bolingbrook.
我购买了三个月的课程计划 l bought a three-month lesson plan.
等等, 在这之前, 你知道．．． Hang on. Before you do that, you know...
我们先要出去做一些 拉伸练习 let's go out here and do a little stretching exercises.
你要旋转你的．．． You got to rotate your....
我们先热身练习．．． We warm up...
然后做基础的瞄准练习 还有一些听都没听说过的东西 then do basic focus drills, stuff you never think about.
比如在不动脸部肌肉 的情况下闭上一只眼睛 Like closing an eye without moving your face...
因为你的脸部是手的定位点 because your face is the anchor point for your hand...
这样才能瞄准 that allows you to focus.
你必须在很多力的作用下 保持三角姿势 You have to keep your triangle against a lot of force.
我们先练习了半个小时的拉 然后松开 We do draws for a half hour, then releases.
松开的动作叫做"释放" That's called "loosing," when you release.
射的好!好极了 Great shot! All right!
真不容易．．． lt's hard...
但那一箭让你觉得．．． but that one good shot leaves you thinking...
你可能正在进步 you might be catching on.
你举重吗？ Do you lift weights?
-什么？ -你练习举重吗？ -What's that? -Do you lift weights?
是的 Yeah.
-心脏有氧练习？ -是的, 两个都做 -Cardio? -Yeah, you have to do both.
嗯 Yeah.
你加入了什么训练计划吗？ Are you on any kind of a program?
是的, 我们的体操教练给我们布置任务 Yeah, our gym coach gave us a program.
-那还不错 -是的 -That should be good. -Yeah.
是啊 Yeah.
操 Fuck.
嘿 Hey.
-我想到了一个有趣的主意 -什么？ -You know what would be interesting? -What?
我们应该拍一些照片, 比如．．．． We should take some pictures. Some shots, like...
现在拍一些, 然后过一两个月再拍一些．．． some now, some in a month or whatever...
看看你的是不是有进步 see if you're making gains.
好啊 Yeah.
我去拿我母亲的尼康 l've got my mom's Nikon.
-把你的外衣脱掉 -脱掉外衣？ -Whip your shirt off. -Whip my shirt off?
是的 Yeah.
你的肌肉不错 You're shredded.
太棒了 This is great, man.
我们可以用这个作对比 We can compare this shit.
那是尼康FM？ That's a Nikon FM?
嗯，没错。你懂相机？ Well, yeah. You know something about cameras?
对。我在Parker上过学习班 Yeah. I took a class at Parker.
再来几张 A couple more.
假如我能学完课程 而且平均成绩达到B My dad's gonna get the F3 for me...
我爸爸就会给我买个F3 if I can finish the program and maintain a B average.
那可是600美元级别的相机 我心仪很久了 lt's like a $600 camera. I'm psyched about it.
我可以借钱给你 l could loan that to you.
啊？ Yeah?
我可以借给你这么多钱．．． l could loan that shit to you if...
假如你想早点拿到它的话 you wanted it earlier.
好啊 Okay.
这次应该会好得多 This is gonna go a lot better.
为什么？ Why?
因为我给你买了一些截尾箭 比较容易射 Because I got you some bobtail arrows. They're easier.
为什么？ Why?
因为它们的头比较粗 Well, they're thicker at the ends.
看见没？越靠近箭扣越细 See? They taper toward the nock.
-什么是箭扣？ -箭的尾部 -What's the nock? -The arrow end.
-那我以前用的是什么箭？ -胸形箭（头细尾粗的箭） -What was I using before? -Chested arrows.
那家伙根本不知道自己在干什么 That guy didn't know what he was doing.
好 Okay.
装羽（Fletch it） Fletch it.
-什么？ -搭上你的箭 -What? -Fix your arrow in.
这是术语 That's the term.
以前造箭师傅也叫装羽匠（fletcher） 弗莱彻（Fletcher）这个姓就是这么来的 Arrow makers were called fletchers. That's where the last name came from.
这里，有一点点．．．． Here. There's a little bit of a....
要稍微花点时间 就是那里，就在箭扣下面 lt takes a little while. Right there, right below the nock.
就是那里！ There!
真棒！ Awesome!
好吧，咱们放几箭 Okay, let's loose a few.
亮亮咱们的本事 Let's show our stuff.
瞄准目标上方半英尺的地方 Aim about a half-foot above.
-好 -要等到手稳下来 -Okay. -You wait till you're steady.
-你对准了吗？ -唔 -Are you aligned? -Yeah.
好，射吧 Okay. Let it go.
操！ Fuck!
别急，雪丽。把箭捡回来 Come on, Shelly. Get your arrow.
可能是我们到位的时间还不够长 We probably didn't home long enough.
我说的是从拉弦到射箭之间的停顿 That's the pause between drawing back and firing.
再停得稍微久一点 Let's pause a little longer.
什么？ What?
没啥 Nothing.
-你没兴趣了？ -唔 -Are you just not interested? -Yeah.
唔什么？你到底有没有兴趣？ Yeah, you're not interested? Or, yeah, you are interested?
唔，没兴趣。真的 Yeah, I'm not. Really.
那时候你喜欢的到底是什么？ 回忆一下 What was it you liked? Let's think of it that way.
什么？ What?
在你想要学射箭的时候 到底是什么让你真正感兴趣？ What interested you when you thought about archery?
就在你想要这么做的时候 When you wanted to do it.
不知道，大概是打猎什么的吧 l don't know. Going hunting or something.
打猎？ Hunting?
唔 Yeah.
-猎动物？ -唔 -For animals? -Yeah.
你想用箭射动物？ You wanna shoot animals with arrows?
-唔 -真的？ -Yeah. -You do?
唔，杀死它们 Yeah, to kill them.
可那就不是射箭了，那是打猎 But that's not archery. That's hunting.
那叫弓箭狩猎 那就是你想干的事？ That's called bowhunting. That's what you wanted to do?
-弓箭狩猎？ -唔，我在电视上看到过 -Bowhunting? -Yeah, I saw it on TV.
我可不想用弓箭杀动物．．． Well, I don't really wanna kill animals with arrows...
所以我们不会这么干 我们可以射靶子嘛，雪丽 so that's not going to happen. We can target shoot, Shelly.
-那没意思 -很有意思的呀 -lt's not fun. -lt's a lot of fun.
-你该专心一点 -靶子又不会动 -You have to apply yourself. -Targets don't move.
要知道，雪丽．．． Well, you know, Shelly...
你还一次都没射中呢 you haven't really hit one yet.
你应该支持我 You should support me.
我是在支持你呀，我支持的 l do support you. I support.
好吧，算了。把护腕脱下来 All right, forget it. Take your bracer off.
-我们不射了 -好吧 -We're not shooting anymore. -Okay.
我可能有机会去纽约 There's a chance l might be going to New York.
是很小的机会 A small chance.
你看，假如我去了，你也愿意去吗？ You think you'd like to come, maybe, if I go?
唔 Yeah.
我们可能跟爷爷一起去 We could maybe go with Poppop.
-他要去做些检查 -哦 -He's got some tests. -Yeah.
嘿 Hey.
嘿，迈克 Hey, Mike.
你气色不太好，爸爸 You don't look real good, Dad.
-你没事吧？ -没事 -Are you okay? -Yeah.
-你在这里干什么？ -我只是随便坐坐 -What are you doing out here? -Just sitting here.
我有时候会一直坐在这里看着那房子 Sometimes I just sit here and look at the house.
-你有时候会把车停在这里？ -对，有时候会这样 -You park here sometimes? -Yeah. Sometimes.
我只是想看看你们 我见过你在楼上弹吉他 l just like to see you guys. l see you playing guitar up there.
哦 Okay.
-蛮好听的 -谢谢 -Sounds good. -Thanks.
-你知道吧，爷爷．．． -唔 -You know, Poppop... -Yeah.
-．．．他病了 -妈妈说过 -...he's sick. -Mom said.
我想也是 l was thinking about that, too.
为什么你车里有弓箭？ Why do you have a bow and arrow in there?
我刚才和雪丽一起出去玩 不是因为我有这爱好 l was just out with Shelly. I'm not playing favorites.
我只是觉得，我们需要多相处 l just think we need to be together for a while.
对，那样很好 Yeah, that's okay.
-你的课程怎样？ -好极了 -How's your program going? -Great.
你要是保持成绩，就能得到那部相机！ You're gonna get that camera if you keep it up!
瞧瞧这房子 Look at this house.
有人应该在里面过得很快活 Someone should be happy here.
我怎么会把事情弄僵的？ How did I fuck this up?
说真的 Seriously.
要是我记得那鞑靼沙司会怎样？ 我的遭遇会有所不同吗？ What if I remembered the tartar sauce? Would things be different?
罗伯特死的时候会不把我看成．．． Would Robert die not thinking I'm a jerk-off...
废人吗？ jerk-fuck?
别忘了鞑靼沙司 Don't forget the tartar sauce.
你干脆打电话订购算了，诺玲．．． Just call the order in, Noreen...
省得你老冲我唠叨 and quit busting my you-know-what, okay?
我对你说话你总是只听进一半！ You always half-listen to what I'm saying to you!
我听见了，鞑靼沙司 l heard you. Tartar sauce.
鞑靼沙司，鞑靼沙司，鞑靼沙司 Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce. Tartar sauce.
鞑靼沙司，鞑靼沙司 鞑靼沙司，鞑靼沙司 Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce.
呵，我真想把脸埋进那地方 Man, how l'd like to put my face in there.
就是那里。鞑靼沙司 Right in there. Tartar sauce.
我的屁股好冷啊，鞑靼沙司 My hips are cold. Tartar sauce.
这种时候你才知道天冷了 That's when you know it's cold.
我喜欢舔小穴。鞑靼沙司 l like eating pussy. Tartar sauce.
有很多人不喜欢 嗯，也许他们还是喜欢的 A lot of guys don't. Well, maybe they do.
也许只有黑人不喜欢。鞑靼沙司 Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce.
那个想乘气球环游地球的家伙．．． What happened to the guy who was trying to go around the world...
怎么样了？他成功了吗？ in a balloon? Did he make it?
我应该在小说里加些间谍故事．．． l should put some espionage...
或者是核原料被盗什么的 鞑靼沙司 or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce.
再辣一点。尼尔·扬。操，真冷啊！ Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, it's cold!
尼尔·扬？ 我怎么会想到尼尔·扬的？ Neil Young? Why am I thinking about Neil Young?
尼尔·戴蒙德。尼尔 叫尼尔的名人不多 Neil Diamond. Neil. There's not a lot of famous Neils.
今天是星期三吗？ 我要是有两根鸡巴就好了 ls this Wednesday? l wish I had two dicks.
我还以为今年全家会一起学西班牙语呢 l thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year.
结果根本不是这样 That never really happened.
我好久没吃西班牙煎蛋卷了 l haven't had a Spanish omelet in a long time.
走吧 Here we go.
还有什么要买的？ Anything else?
没了 No.
鞑靼沙司呢？ Where is the tartar sauce?
卖完了。他们向我道歉了 They were out. They apologized.
-他们很过意不去 -卖完了？ -They were cool about it. -They were out?
-卖完了 -鞑靼沙司卖完了？ -They were out. -They were out of tartar sauce?
我打电话去问 I'm calling them.
我操，诺玲 Fuck, Noreen.
不是鞑靼沙司的问题 是你的问题。你一点都不关心！ lt's not about the tartar sauce. lt's about you. You don't care!
我不关心的是鞑靼沙司！ l don't care about tartar sauce!
我正在努力为家里挣钱 I'm trying to make a living for this family.
我要考虑工作上的事，还要承担压力 l've got work things to think about and pressure.
鞑靼沙司？ 我操，诺玲，你认真的吗？ Tartar sauce? Fuck, Noreen, are you serious?
你这人太自私了！ You are so selfish!
为了你我什么都愿做-- l would do anything for you--
-你说的话句句都对 -．．．好像我们不快乐一样 -Everything you say is right. -...as if we're not happy.
-我是在想办法养这个家 -你跑进来，当着我的面．．． -I'm trying to take care of the family. -You come in here, looked in my face...
对我撒谎，戴维 and you lied to me, Dave.
你当我是傻瓜吗？“卖完了”？ Do you think I'm a moron? ''They're out.''
我们俩都觉得这样对孩子更好 We both just think it's better for the kids.
戴维，牺牲意味着．．．． David, sacrifice is....
要得到有价值的东西，你就得作出牺牲 To get anything of value, you have to sacrifice.
我知道，爸爸。可是我觉得 要是我们再这么过下去．．． l know that, Dad. But I think if we continue down this road...
可能对孩子影响太坏 it's going to be too detrimental for the kids.
这太难了 lt's just too hard.
你知不知道：难做的事和应该做的事．．． Do you know that the harder thing to do and the right thing to do...
往往是同一件事？ are usually the same thing?
凡是有意义的事都不会容易 Nothing that has meaning is easy.
成年人的生活里没有容易二字 Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life.
我受不了10度的变动范围 I'm not comfortable with an 18-degree variance.
-那还要预报干什么？ -这是一门技艺．．． -Why even forecast? -lt's a technical art...
不是科学。人们能接受的 not a science. People get that.
-把范围缩小些吧，蒂姆 -戴维，这是随机的 -Let's narrow it down, Tim. -Dave, it's random.
我们只是尽力而为 We do our best.
一天之中是可能有这么大变动的 A day can have that variance.
-戴维，有电话 -让他留个言 -Dave, phone call. -Tell him to take a message.
是"你好美国"节目来的 lt's Hello America.
我们可以在这里买东西吗？ Can we shop here?
当然可以。什么地方？ Sure. Where is that?
-班德尔成衣店 -好的 -Bendel. -All right.
爸爸？ Dad?
咱们去散散步吧，休息一下 You know what? Let's go for a walk. Take a break.
你不喜欢吗？ You don't like it?
不，我们可以以后再来 现在只是去休息一下 No, maybe we'll come back later. We'll just take a break.
-你过得怎样？ -很好 -So how's everything going? -Good.
-学校怎样？ -很好 -How's school? -Good.
-舞蹈学校呢？ -很好 -Dance school? -Good.
知道吗，在我上学的时候．．． You know, when I was in school...
我觉得最难理解的事就是 为什么其他孩子总有一点下流 l guess the hardest thing was how other kids can be a little mean.
他们会起绰号什么的 Names and stuff.
别人给你起过绰号吗？ Do you ever get called names?
什么样的？ Like what?
不知道，比方说你回答不出问题 可能被人叫“笨瓜”．．． l don't know, like ''dummy'' if you miss a question...
或者被人叫“骆驼蹄子” or ''camel toe.''
有这绰号，骆驼蹄子 Yeah. Camel toe.
你知道为什么吗？ Do you know why?
什么为什么？ Why what?
为什么叫你“骆驼蹄子”？ Why you get called camel toe?
知道 Yeah.
为什么，宝贝？ Why, hon?
因为骆驼蹄子很结实 Because camel toes are tough.
可以踏遍沙漠和滚烫的岩石 They can walk all over the desert and all the hot rocks.
我也很结实 I'm tough.
没错。因为它们很结实 That's right. lt's because they're tough.
再去买东西好吗？ You ready to shop again?
我想他们会用骆驼蹄子做汽车轮胎 l think they make car tires out of camel toes.
对，我听说过 Yeah, I think I heard that.
我只是觉得你已经长大了，再穿先前 那件不合适 l just think you're more grown-up than that other stuff.
我想我不喜欢它 l don't think I like it.
那件是童装 But that was sort of kid stuff.
我喜欢这件。是纽约款式 l like this dress. lt's New York style.
让我看看 Let me see.
嘿 Hey.
-你喜欢？ -喜欢。 -You like it? -I like it. Yeah.
你喜欢吗？ Do you like it?
嗯，我想是的 Yeah, I think I do.
你觉得穿着合身吗？ 因为，那才是关键 Do you feel comfortable in it? Because, you know, that's the thing.
嗯，挺舒服的 Yeah, it's comfy.
你看上去棒极了 You look great.
完全像个大人了 You look all grown-up.
好，去换衣服吧。咱们再买几件 Okay, change. Let's get some more.
真的？ Really?
当然了，我们还要让爷爷看看 Sure, and then we'll go show Poppop some of this stuff.
爷爷！爷爷！ Poppop! Poppop!
-你瞧 -真漂亮，宝贝 -Check this out. -That's nice, hon.
我知道，还有好多呢！ l know. I got a lot more, too!
戴维 Dave.
-你感觉怎样？ -我没事 -How are you feeling? -I'm all right.
迈克给抓起来了 Mike got arrested.
什么？ What?
他把戒毒辅导员的车敲了 当时他们正要去看电影 He fucked his drug counselor's car up. They were on their way to a movie.
看电影？ A movie?
迈克说他想吮他的鸟 Mike said he was trying to suck him off.
然后迈克就朝车窗掼了一块石头 Then Mike chucked a rock through his car's passenger window.
什么是吮鸟和掼石头？ What is this sucking and chucking rocks?
我是说，这都是什么呀？ l mean, what is this?
那家伙怎么说？ What did the guy say?
他说迈克想要铳他的皮夹子 He said Mike tried to jack his wallet.
又是吮、又是掼、又是铳、又是敲的 儿子，这都是什么呀？ What is this sucking and chucking and jacking and fucking-up, Son?
他才15岁！ He's 15 years old!
这都是什么话？ What is this shit?
-他在哪儿？ -在家里 -Where is he? -He's at home.
这是什么啊？ What is this?
操 Fuck.
你可以去见大夫了吧？ Are you ready for the doctors?
嗯 Yeah.
打中你了！你死了 Got you! You're dead.
我觉得事情就像他说的那样 l think just what he said happened, happened.
我看是那家伙想对他动手动脚．．． l think the guy was trying to make a move on him...
迈克被吓到了 and Mike got surprised and scared.
宝贝，你到售货机上给我买杯汽水好吗？ Hon, will you get me a pop from the pop machine?
你呆会儿再买气水行不行？ Can you get your pop later?
我是想把雪丽支开，不让她听到这些话 I'm trying to send Shelly away so she doesn't have to hear this.
那人说迈克想偷他的钱包．．． This guy says that Mike tried to steal his wallet...
所以他们就打起来，正好警察来了 and that's why they were fighting when the police came.
-他情况怎样？ -他给吓到了。我不知道 -How is he? -He's scared. I don't know.
我可以回家来 l can come home.
不要，你就在那里弄你的"你好美国"节目吧 No, stay there and do your Hello America thing.
-你说得好像．．．． -好像什么？ -You act like.... -What?
好像迈克出事．．． Like Mike's in trouble...
都是我在"你好美国"节目面试害的 你少来！ 'cause I'm interviewing at Hello America. Give me a break!
我没钱 l don't have any money.
反正拉斯在帮忙 Russ is helping anyway.
-那个痿货在干什么？ -他帮了很多忙，明白了吧？ -That dildo's what? -He's been a big help, okay?
你可以呆在那里 You can stay there.
好啊。我和骆驼蹄子一起留在这里 Fine. l'll stay here with camel toe.
那边的事都有你来操心！ 你会操心的！ You just take care of stuff there! You take care of it!
骆驼蹄子？你说什么呢？ Camel toe? What are you talking about?
她被人这样侮辱你不闻不问．．． l had to find out how kids taunt Shelly about that...
只好让我来搞明白是怎么回事了 and you're letting her get taunted.
你根本就没注意过她是怎么去上学的！ You're not paying attention to the way she goes to school!
这里样样事都由我来操心 l take care of everything around here.
对，我给她买了新衣服 Well, I bought her new stuff.
我给她买了一大堆新衣服．．． l bought her a bunch of brand new stuff...
-她把什么事都跟我说了，所以-- -别以为自己了不起 -and she told me all kinds of stuff, so-- -Don't be such a dick.
你只不过陪了她一个周末 You have her for one weekend.
你知道吗，诺玲？只是．．．． You know what, Noreen? Just....
我操！随你怎么说吧 让我跟迈克说话 Fuck! Whatever. Let me talk to Mike.
他在睡觉，不许你用这种语气跟我说话 He's sleeping, and don't talk to me like that.
又是痿的，又是操的．．．． More dildo, more fucking....
我要挂了，诺玲 回头还会跟你谈的 Listen, I have to go, Noreen. l'll talk to you soon.
随你怎样 Whatever.
我还以为你即使不想重归于好．．． l thought you were trying to improve matters with Noreen...
也会想法和诺玲改善一下关系 if not reconcile.
我想啊。福斯特怎么说？ l am. What did Frost say?
10分钟以后他会和我说 He wants to speak to me in about 10 minutes.
里面挺冷的 lt was cold in there.
戴维，给我买杯咖啡好吗？ 让我暖暖身子 Would you get me a coffee, Dave? So I can warm up.
好的，爸爸 Yeah, Dad.
痿货．．．． Dildo. Jacking....
嗨 Hi.
嗨，0．65美元 Hi. $0.65.
操 Fuck.
-嘿 -嗨 -Hey. -Hi.
爷爷进去了？ Poppop went in?
-唔 -好极了。他想要一杯咖啡 -Yeah. -Great. Yeah. He wanted a coffee.
我的钱包在你这儿吧？ Do you have my wallet?
你只有一块钱 You only had $1 .
你该多带点钱的 You should carry more money than that.
我知道 l know.
嗯，他有没有说再多做点治疗可以．．．． Well, did he say whether any more therapy could....
没有，他的看法和伯利伽没什么两样 No, he didn't have a different opinion than Pritch.
转移面太大了 There's too large a plane.
没法治 lt's a no-go.
-那他有没有说-- -他说几个月 -Well, did he say-- -He said months.
-他是不是说好几个月？ -哦，怎样算好几个月？ -Did he say a lot of months? -Well, what's a lot?
不知道，可能12个 l don't know, like 12.
假如他指的是12个月，那他就会说 是一年了，儿子 Well, if he meant 12, he probably would've said a year, Son.
我想他的意思也就是三四个月 l think he meant three or four.
你明天还有大事要办呢 Well, you have a big day tomorrow.
"你好美国"节目面试 The Hello America show.
是啊 Yeah.
．．．现在过来的是大明星 戴维 斯埔里泽 ...and here comes the grand marshal, Dave Spritzel.
他以前不是叫斯普里兹吗？ Didn't his name used to be Spritz?
对，没错．．． Yeah, it sure did...
不过他现在又恢复了原名斯埔里泽 but he changed it back to the original Spritzel.
为什么要改名字，爱德？ Why the change, Ed?
嗯，因为成了全国知名人物以后 就再不用往上爬了 Well, when you're national, there's no more up.
所以他就把名字改回来了．．． So he changed it back...
约翰·库格·麦伦侃普也是这样 现在他显得更加率真，更加坦诚了 like John "Cougar" Mellencamp. He's realer now and more authentic.
-和他在一起的是谁？ -那是他的妻子和孩子 -Who's that with him? -Those are the wife and kids.
他们以前的关系不是很僵吗？ Didn't they used to have a real fucked-up relationship?
现在不是了 同样发生了改变 Not anymore. That's something else that changed.
看来"你好美国"节目和布莱恩特． 甘宝．．． lt seems Hello America with Byrant Gumbel...
让他们开始了全新的生活．．． gave them all a fresh start...
他的薪水提高到了98万美元 这还没把奖金计算在内．．． and an increase in salary to $980,000 outside promotional fees...
所以戴维现在的年收入大大超过 1百万美元 which puts Dave well over $1 million a year.
-我敢打赌，他妻子准是听说了这事 -没错。这给他赢来了很多和老婆相处的机会 -That got his wife's ear, I bet. -You bet. That buys a lot of face time.
现在他是诸事顺心 Now everything's great.
-他是这么说的？ -对，他亲口对我说的．．．． -Did he say that? -Yeah, he told me that....
你好，美国 Hello, America.
你的业余爱好是什么？ What are your hobbies?
写作。射箭 Writing. Archery.
你没有拿过气象学的学位？ And you don't have a degree in meteorology?
我学的是通用通信 General communications.
好的。你在芝加哥的工作录像我们 已经看过很多了 Well, listen. We've seen a lot of your work in Chicago.
好啊 Okay.
我们觉得你很棒，让人耳目一新 We think you're great, refreshing.
我们很喜欢那个“斯普里兹大钳” We love the Spritz Nipper.
太好了 Great.
我们用蓝幕拍几段 作些试演怎么样？ Why don't we run some blue screen, and we'll do a walk-through on the set?
好啊 Great.
这里就是你的舞台 我们会拍些片段 Here's your station. We'll run some screen.
稍等一会，我去布置一下 Give me a second to set it up.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
我在等马克布置 要拍几个片段 I'm waiting for Mark. I'm running some screen.
-戴维 -布莱恩特 -Dave. -Bryant.
-紧张吗？ -不 -Nervous? -No.
-真的？ -嗯 -Sure? -Yeah.
我看你稍微有点紧张 You look just a little bit nervous.
不是紧张 lt's not nerves.
-别的原因 -哦 -Other shit. -Yeah.
．．．西北地区天气温和 ...mild in the Northwest.
等到这个冈银压离开的时候．．． As this high-pressure system gives way...
新墨西哥的气温就会转暖．．．． we'll see warm temperatures in New Mexico....
我知道这和神经外科学扯不上关系．．． l know it's not neurosurgery...
不过在我的工作中，绿幕是 不那么容易的部分 but green screen is the one part of my job that's not really easy.
．．．纽约地区是1．7度 密歇根以西则更冷．．．． ...35 in New York with colder temperatures west to Michigan....
你必须知道该在什么地方比划．．． You need a sense of where put-ons will come from...
必须有很强的位置感 and a pretty strong sense of scale.
．．．到新奥尔良和亚特兰大旅游的 人要注意了 ...there are travel advisories in New Orleans and Atlanta.
天气相当恶劣．．．． lt's pretty heavy weather....
我对这个非常拿手 l've gotten real good at it.
我觉得一切都很顺当 l thought everything went over pretty well.
过几天我们就会通知你结果 So we'll let you know in a couple of days.
好 Okay.
这是我父亲罗伯特．斯普里泽 还有我女儿 This is my father, Robert Spritzel, and my daughter.
我们还要赶飞机，已经有点迟了．．． We're a little late for our plane...
所以我想现在就走 so we thought we'd leave from here.
-哦，对不起。耽误你时间了 -没什么 -Yeah, I'm sorry. We kept you late. -That's cool.
-电话号码你有吧？ -有的 -So you've got the numbers? -Yes.
我忘了，还有一个普瑞纳公司的 内定广告。4万2千美元 There's a built-in with Purina l forgot. $42,000.
好的 Okay.
-什么是内定广告？ -这是必须履行的合同条例．．． -What's a built-in? -lt's a compulsory endorsement...
前提是我被录用 if I'm offered the job.
-狗粮广告？ -对，宠物食品 -Dog food? -Yeah. Pet products.
戴维没有养宠物 Dave doesn't own a pet.
我不是养了杰克逊吗？ Well, I have Jackson.
杰克逊是和你老婆孩子一起过的 Jackson lives with your wife and kids.
我们会通知你的 We'll let you know.
-拉斯在这儿 -好 -Russ is here. -Okay.
-迈克呢？ -在里面 -Where's Mike? -lnside.
-戴维 -嗨，拉斯 -Dave. -Hi, Russ.
他在楼上，还在为这事烦恼呢 He's upstairs. He's still pretty upset about it.
-他说起过这事吗？ -说过 -Did he talk about it? -Yeah.
-跟你说的？ -他把事情经过告诉了我们 -To you? -He's told us what happened.
当时他和辅导员堂．波顿在一起 我猜他．．．． He was with his counselor, Don Boden. l guess he....
我并不知道接下来的事为什么会发生 l don't really know why what happened next happened.
他在谈我儿子，而我在脱手套 He was talking about my son, and I was taking my gloves off.
显然，他们是去看电影-- Apparently, they were going to a movie--
-这算什么？ -你怎么会在这儿？ -What the fuck? -Why are you here?
-你干什么？ -你怎么会在这儿？ -What are you doing? -Why are you here?
-我在帮诺玲的忙！ -你干吗要帮忙？ -I'm helping Noreen! -Why are you helping?
-戴维 -儿子，天哪 -Dave. -Son. Jesus.
告诉你们一个道理．．． Here's something that...
即如你不希望父亲 把你看成一个糊涂蛋．．． if you want your father to think you're not a silly fuck...
那就别拿手套掴别人的耳光 don't slap a guy across the face with a glove.
因为如果你这么干了 他就一定会那样想．．． Because if you do that, that's what he will think...
除非你是19世纪的贵族．．． unless you're a nobleman or something in the 19th century...
而我不是 which I'm not.
-爸爸，你自己进去没问题吧？ -嗯 -You can get inside okay, Dad? -Yeah.
“要是我走投无路了，我就叫一个 中国应召女郎．．． "When my back's against the wall, l order a chink call-girl...
“或者去找克兰赛拳馆里那个 波多黎各左撇子瑞奇．．． "or I box some rounds with Richie...
“跟他打上几个回合 "the Puerto Rican southpaw at Clancey's gym.
“‘但是今晚，’罗伊想．．． "'But tonight,' Roy thought...
“‘等我把这些他妈的钚元素 偷带出去．．． "'once I smuggle this fucking plutonium out...
“‘我只想喝点苏格兰威士忌 然后睡上一觉。’ "'I'm just going to drink some Scotch and hit the sack.'
“罗伊在实验室里找到了奥立弗．．． "Roy had picked up Oliver at his science lab...
“在那里偷出了小瓶 "and there he snagged the vials.
“他把瓶子藏在电脑机箱里．．．．” "He stashed them in his computer case...."
我妈妈想到了一种叫做“生前葬礼” 的主意．．． My mom discovered an idea known as a living funeral...
这是她在一本教人应对丧偶之痛 的书里看来的 in a book she read to help her with Robert dying.
在这种葬礼上亲戚朋友汇聚一堂．．． lt's where someone's family and friends gather...
就和出席真的葬礼一样．．． like they might at the person's funeral...
只不过葬礼的主角还活着 所以大家都能和他见面 only when the person's alive, so they can see everybody.
-嘿，怎么样？ -怎么样？ -Hey, what's up? -What's up?
大钳是哪一天？ Hey, what's the Nipper?
-那是什么？ -这星期的大钳是哪一天？ -What's that? -What's the Nipper this week?
我不知道 l don't know.
你还不知道？ You don't know yet?
老兄，拜托 Come on, man.
怎么了？我只不过问问你大钳的事 What? I just asked you about the Nipper.
星期一，好了吧？那是．．．． 行了吧？ Monday, okay? That's the.... Okay?
-你出什么问题了？ -那么是星期二。挺冷的 -What's your problem? -lt's February, man. lt's cold.
我操！ Fuck!
-那就操你 -操你！ -Fuck you, then. -Fuck you!
你知道波动有多大吗？ Do you know what variance is?
你以为你可以提前一周．．． You think you could pick out a day...
挑出一天，然后作现实的．．．． 你知道吗？ a week ahead and give a realistic.... You know?
-你知道吗？ -气象先生！ -Did you know that? -Weatherman!
啊！我操！ God! Fuck!
我还有孩子呢！ l have kids!
我要去看我的孩子！ l have to go see my kids!
你拿烂馅饼往我衣服上扔！ You put fucking pie shit on my coat!
我只好身上沾着馅饼去看我的孩子了！ l have to see my kids with pie on me, man?
你也身上沾着垃圾去看你孩子吧！ Go see your kids with shit on you!
嘿，别激动，老兄！ Hey, calm down, man!
我得去看我的亲人！ l have to see my family!
我得去看．．．． l have to see....
-喂？ -喂？戴维？ -Hello? -Hello? Dave?
-是谁？ -我是"你好美国"节目的马克．德尔讯 -What? -lt's Mark Dersen from Hello America.
嗨，戴维 Hi, Dave.
-保重 -好的 -Take care. -Okay.
诺玲 Noreen.
-嗨 -嗨 -Hi. -Hi.
雪丽很漂亮 Shelly looks nice.
那衣服是我们在纽约买的 We bought that in New York.
我知道。所以我才这么说 Yeah, I know. That's why I said it.
非常漂亮 lt's very nice.
诺玲，他们让我演那个节目了 "你好美国"和"布莱恩特．甘宝秀" Noreen, I got offered the show. Hello America with Bryant Gumbel.
哦，那太好了 Well, that's great.
-你会接受吗？ -我还在考虑 -Are you gonna take it? -I'm thinking about it.
薪水很高，你知道的，收入非常多 lt's a pretty substantial salary, and you know the venue. lt's big.
我猜你的薪水要大涨了 lt's a pretty big salary jump, I guess.
合计1百20万美元，诺玲 $1 .2 million all in, Noreen.
我们可以考虑一下那件事吗？ Can we think about that?
什么事？ What?
就是大家都高兴看到的改变 What that kind of change could be like for everybody.
迈克，雪丽，你明白吧？ Mike, Shelly, you know?
即如我们考虑从头再来的话 lf we thought about trying again.
戴维，我就要和拉斯结婚了 Dave, I'm marrying Russ.
精确意味着集中于一点 Accuracy equals focusing on a point.
重力会使箭每飞一码就下坠一英寸 Gravity pulls an inch a yard.
你要瞄准上方 You point up.
但是必须考虑风的因素．．． But you have to factor in wind...
这是最难的部分 which is the most difficult part.
诺玲 Noreen.
无论如何，我都得动身了 l had to go in anyway.
要轮到我致词了 lt was time for my speech.
这就是我所了解的罗伯特．斯普里泽 And that's what I know about Robert Spritzel.
稳重、宽厚、睿智 Forbearance, charity, wisdom.
他这样的人实在太难得了 There are too few like him.
现在由罗伯特的儿子戴维致词 And now Robert's son, David.
下午好 Good afternoon.
你们中有很多人是远道而来．．． Many of you came from long distances...
我要代表我妈妈、诺玲．．． and I know I speak for my mom and Noreen...
还有我的孩子迈克和雪丽 对你们表示感谢 and my family, Mike and Shelly, when I say thank you.
每当我想到爸爸 我就会想起鲍勃·西格的《宛若山岩》 When I think of my dad, l think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.
就在这时候停电了 And then the power went out.
然后，当40分钟后灯光重新亮起．．． Then, when the lights came back on in 40 minutes...
大家都忘记了我要致词．．． everyone had pretty much forgotten that I was talking...
于是这部分仪式也就不了了之 and we never finished that part of the thing.
所以我的致词就是： 每当我想到爸爸．．． So my speech was, "When I think of my dad...
我就会想起鲍勃·西格的《宛若山岩》 "l think of Bob Seger's Like a Rock.''
这就是我在爸爸的生前葬礼上 作的全部发言．．． That's all I said at my dad's living funeral...
一句关于鲍勃·西格的话 something about Bob Seger.
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戴维，我是"你好美国"节目的 马克．德尔讯 Dave, it's Mark Dersen from Hello America.
可以给我回个电话吗？ 星期五我打来好几次．．． Can you give me a call back? l called a couple of times Friday...
不知道为什么你没回电 and I'm wondering why you haven't called me back.
假如我必须考虑名单上的候补人选 请你给我个准信。好吗？ lf I need to move down on my list, look, I need to know. Okay?
这可不是开玩笑 lt's not "Hello, you know, whatever, Orlando."
我还是非常希望你来干，戴维 Look. I'm still jacked about you, Dave.
只要你给我个答复就行 给我回电吧 l just need to hear from you. Give me a call.
你的手机响了 Your phone's ringing.
我知道 l know.
为什么你不接？ Why aren't you getting it?
是布莱恩特 甘宝的那件事 lt's the Bryant Gumbel thing.
那你为什么不接？ So why aren't you getting it?
你把那东西拿来了吗？ Did you bring that stuff?
就在门边 lt's by the door.
你应该接电话的 You should get it.
操 Fuck.
这是麦当劳的香辣苹果派 lt was a McDonald's hot apple pie.
他们没有骗人 They're not kidding.
确实很辣 lt was hot.
我想，导致人们扔馅饼的．．． The other thing that gets to people...
另一个原因是．．． that leads to pies, I guess...
我们为了让节目吸引人．．． are these catch phrases we're required to use...
而使用的那些广告词 to single the program out.
它会把人惹火 lt gets under people's skin.
斯普里兹大钳 Spritz Nipper.
但是归根结底．．． But the whole thing about all of it...
说到被人扔东西．．． all the getting hit with stuff...
最关键的是：什么样的人会被馅饼扔到？ the whole thing is, who gets hit with a fucking pie, anyway?
有人朝托马斯·杰弗逊扔过馅饼吗？ Did anyone ever throw a pie at Thomas Jefferson?
巴兹·奥尔德林*呢？我想没有 （*第二位登上月球的宇航员） Or Buzz Aldrin? I doubt it.
可我好像已经是第九次被扔．．．． But this is like the ninth time I got....
小丑才会被馅饼扔到 Clowns get hit with pies.
-操！ -我是迈克的父亲！这是你的狗屁东西！ -Fuck! -I'm Mike's father! Here's your shit!
我看见你在北方大道的商场买的！ l saw you buy this at the mall on North Avenue!
我也会这么跟警察说！ And I'm telling the cops, too!
所以你趁早收回那些屁话！ 迈克才没偷你的钱包！ So you can cut your crap about Mike jacking your wallet!
他还是个孩子。明白吗！ He's just a kid. See!
他个头挺大，可还是个孩子！ He looks grown, but he's just a kid!
你这混账王八蛋 You fucking asshole.
我敢打赌，从来没人拿馅饼砸过．．． l mean, l'll bet no one ever threw a pie at, like...
“地下铁道”*的创建人哈丽特·塔布曼 （*帮助黑奴逃出南方的秘密渠道） Harriet Tubman, the founder of the Underground Railroad.
我敢跟你赌一百万美元 l'll bet you a million fucking dollars.
我第一次挨砸．．． The first time I was struck with something...
是肯尼·罗杰斯店的鸡块．．． a chicken breast from Kenny Rogers...
那时我正站在垃圾桶边上 l was standing next to a garbage pail.
我还以为那不是有意的 他们只是想扔垃圾 l thought it might've been an accident, that they were throwing it out.
第二次，正中我的下巴．．． The second time, it hit me square on the chin...
软式塔可饼 a soft taco.
然后是汽水 Then, pop.
沙拉三明治 A falafel.
麦乐鸡 McNuggets.
都是快餐 Always fast food.
快餐 Fast food.
那些混蛋吃不完就宁可扔掉 Shit people would rather throw out than finish.
快餐很容易做。味道也还可以．．． lt's easy. lt tastes all right...
但是一点营养都没有 but it doesn't really provide you any nourishment.
我就是快餐 I'm fast food.
嘿 Hey.
-你见过他了？ -对 -Did you see him? -Yeah.
我会有麻烦吗？我什么都没做 Am I gonna get in trouble? l didn't do anything.
你不会有麻烦了。我已经摆平了 You're not in trouble. I took care of it.
我找过他了 l got on him.
让他知道我们不是省油的灯 l let him know we're not messing around.
我把他一顿胖揍 l whaled on him.
什么？ What?
我正好砸中他的额头．．． l caught him one clean one for sure, on the forehead...
然后又给他一顿胖揍 and then I fucking whaled on him.
真的？ Seriously?
他不会再说你偷他东西了 你不会有麻烦了 He's not going to say you stole anything, and you're not in trouble.
-你吃的是什么？ -玉米热狗 -What are you eating? -Corn dog.
你是个孩子，迈克。妈的 You're a kid, Mike. Fuck.
-我不是孩子了 -你是个孩子 -I'm not a kid. -You are a kid.
别再掺和大人的事情 等你真正长大再说 Don't put yourself in grown-up situations again until you're a grown-up.
-好 -好吗？ -Okay. -Okay?
嗯 Yeah.
-要我给你买个玉米热狗吗？ -什么？不要 -Do you want me to get you a corn dog? -What? No.
那你要吃什么？ What do you want?
什么都不要 Nothing.
气象先生！ Weatherman!
-嘿 -嗨 -Hey. -Hi.
-你还好吧？ -嗯 -Are you all right? -Yeah.
我只是想让你．．．． l just wanted you to....
什么？ What?
我十八岁那年 l was eighteen
无忧无虑 Didn't have a care
辛勤工作赚点小钱 Working for peanuts
从来都是省不下一点 Not a dime to spare
但是我年轻力壮，筋骨强健 But I was lean and solid everywhere
宛若山岩 Like a rock
我不是很明白你的话 l don't really get it.
我没听错吧？ Am I following it?
那只是一段开场白 我还有很多别的话要说 lt was just a lead up to other things I wanted to say.
这一段是重点 Here's the part.
而我坚守信念 And I held firm
从不改变 To what I felt was right
宛若山岩 Like a rock
我就是想拿这一段．．． l wanted to talk about that part...
来说你 about you.
你就是这样的 That's like you.
我尽量坚强 l was strong as I could be
宛若山岩 Like a rock
我得到那份工作了 l got the job.
纽约？ New York?
太好了 那份薪水高得很啊 That's terrific. That's a remarkable income.
比我挣过的还多 That's more money than I ever made, that salary.
是啊 Yeah.
这是典型的美国式成功 That's quite an American accomplishment.
谢谢 Thanks.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
我没法专心工作 l can't knuckle down.
诺玲要和拉斯结婚了 Noreen's marrying Russ.
我再工作也没什么意思了，所以．．． There's nothing to knuckle down on, so...
我他妈的没法专心工作 l can't fucking knuckle down.
你的手 Your hand.
我刚才去找了迈克的辅导员 l just saw Mike's counselor.
迈克说过，你要去摆平那件事 Mike mentioned that you were gonna fix this business up.
他现在不会有麻烦了吧？ He's in no trouble?
干得好 Good job.
你的手没事吧？ Your hand okay?
没事 lt's okay.
-你肯定？ -别担心 -You certain? -Don't worry.
人总是会担心自己的孩子．．． You always worry about your kids...
不管年纪多大 no matter how old.
总是有要照看的东西 There's always looking after.
我读了你的书 l read your book.
操 Fuck.
我本来想做些修改，后来就把它扔了 l was going to do some more work on it, then I chucked it.
-你把它扔了 -垃圾 -You chucked it. -Garbage.
我也是这么干的，戴维 lt's just what I do, David.
我练过好多次，后来就会写了 l've practiced and l've gotten good.
你做天气预报也是这样 Like you and the weather business.
可我不是在预报 But I don't predict it.
没人能预报，因为那就是风、风呀 Nobody does, 'cause it's just wind. lt's wind.
到处乱刮的！ lt blows all over the place!
这他妈的算什么？ What the fuck?
我得去工作了 l have to go to work.
戴维 David.
对这种狗屎人生．．． This shit life...
我们必须扔掉一些东西 we must chuck some things.
我们必须扔掉它们．．． We must chuck them...
在这种狗屎人生里 in this shit life.
总是有要照看的东西 There's always looking after.
你还有时间 You have time.
谢谢 Thanks.
罗伯特的生前葬礼过了没多久 我们就给他办了真正的葬礼 Pretty soon after Robert's living funeral, we had his real one.
节哀顺变 I'm sorry for your loss.
这话说得真好 That's a lovely thing to say to me.
从哪儿听来的？ Where'd you hear that?
他朋友那里 His friends.
还好你们俩有一个带伞了 I'm glad one of you brought an umbrella.
我预感今天会下雨 l had a feeling it was going to rain today.
你不会也干我这行吧？ You're not going to take my job, are you?
不。我打算给“星期一晚间橄榄球” 栏目做摄影师 No. I'm going to be a cameraman for Monday Night Football.
那样可以吧？ ls that okay?
嗯，那很好 Yeah. That's good.
虽然时值严冬，还是有许多罗伯特的 朋友赶来了 There are a great many of Robert's friends here, even in winter.
我想这是因为罗伯特非同凡响 l think it's because Robert was unusual.
这就是这么多人来这里的原因 l think that's what brought so many of you out.
他在40年里一直是 深情的丈夫和慈爱的父亲 A loving husband and father for 40 years.
和你们某些人的深厚友谊则更长 And a good friend to some of you for longer.
我相信正因为如此我们才会 深深感激和爱戴着罗伯特 I'm sure that's why we appreciated and loved Robert.
他是杰出的 He was excellent.
无私的 Selfless.
坚毅的 Resolute.
我记得以前．．． l remember once...
我设想过自己的人生会是什么样子 我自己会是什么样子 imagining what my life would be like, what l'd be like.
我想象自己拥有所有这些品质 l pictured having all these qualities.
优良的品质．．． Strong, positive qualities...
可以让人出类拔萃的品质 that people could pick up on from across a room.
但是随着岁月流逝．．． But as time passed...
这些品质我差不多一个也没得到 few ever became any qualities I actually had.
而我当初面对的各种可能性 和我可能成为的各式人等．．． And all the possibilities I faced, and the sorts of people I could be...
也在年复一年地减少．．． all of them got reduced every year to fewer and fewer...
最后终于只剩下一种．．． until finally they got reduced to one...
那就是现在的我 to who I am.
那就是现在的我．． And that's who I am...
气象先生 the weatherman.
首先还是让戴维 斯普里兹看看 全国的天气情况。戴维 But first Dave Spritz has the check of our national weather. Dave.
多谢，布莱恩特。现在如果你身处东北部 就会感到温暖如春 Well, thanks, Bryant. Well, it feels like spring if you're in the Northeast.
这样的天气会持续下去吗？ 让我们看一下 ls it gonna last? Let's take a look.
我们能得到这样的温暖天气 要感谢一个暖气团．．．． We've got a warm weather system to thank for these high temperatures....
迈克，你可以上学了吧？ Mike, you ready for school?
拉斯？ Russ?
走吧 Let's go, guys.
快点啦 Come on.
你跑不了的！ You're gonna get it!
-再见，雪丽 -再见，妈妈 -Bye, Shelly. -Bye, Mom.
全国的天气情况就是这样 稍后我会．．． That's your national weather. l'll be back with your local focus...
给大家预报各地的天气 at the bottom of the hour.
-嘿，你是戴维 斯普里兹吧？ -是的 -Hey, are you Dave Spritz? -Yeah.
-可以给我签名吗？ -当然可以 -Can I get your autograph? -Sure.
今天会下雨吗？ So is it going to rain today?
谁知道呢？ Who knows?
你好, 美国 Hey, Hello America.
我出演这个节目已经有几个月了 l've been doing the show for a few months.
人们再也没有朝我扔过东西．．． People don't throw things at me anymore...
可能是因为我带着弓箭到处跑吧 maybe because I carry a bow around.
我不知道 l don't know.
每到周末我就回芝加哥．．． l go back to Chicago weekends...
和迈克还有雪丽保持关系．．． keep it steady with Mike and Shelly...
然后再回来做天气节目 ．．．． 预报？ come back, do the weather. So.... Forecast?
算了吧 Come on.
另一个人和我的亲人住在一起 Another man is with my family.
和我预想的是两码事 Things didn't work out the way I predicted.
接受这个现实并不容易．．． Accepting that's not easy...
但是成年人的生活里本来就没有容易二字 but easy doesn't enter into grown-up life.
我会接受这种美国式成功的 l'll take this American accomplishment.
这就是我现在的处境．．． That's where I live...
排在47消防队后面。行啊 behind Fire Brigade 47. Okay.
但是在棉球方块前面 But in front of SpongeBob.
你好，美国 Hello, America.