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情何以堪前情提要 Previously on Awkward...
我們定下來之前我不會再勾搭馬蒂了 I'm not gonna hook up with Matty again until we DTR.
-什么意思 -確定我們兩人的關系 - What are you talking about? - Define the relationship.
再次感謝你陪我翹了派對 Thanks again for ditching out of the party with me.
那是那晚最精彩的部分了 It was the best part of the night.
珍娜 我喜歡你 Jenna, I like you.
我只是不知道我是不是準備好談戀愛了 I'm just not sure I'm ready to be in a relationship.
在高中 觀察力決定一切 In high school, perception's everything.
所以說 被父母送到學校 And being dropped off by a parent
就和用帶輪子的背包一個性質 is like owning a rolling backpack
或者說就像是親爺爺奶奶的嘴 or kissing your grandparent on the mouth.
惡心 Unsavory.
在這個人人都在鑒定判別他人的 In an environment where everyone was playing the role
大環境下 of judge and jury,
生存的唯一方式就是要 the only way to survive was to assert
對外宣稱自己的獨立 some kind of independence.
行了 行了 行了 All right, all right, all right.
我要下車了 I'm getting out.
你要學會融入啊 還要換件衣服 You need to blend, and then change that shirt.
別人會認為我們買不起上檔次的東西的 People are gonna think that we can't afford nice things.
你看 還是露背的哦 Here. And it's backless,
所以你甚至都不用穿胸罩了 so you don't even have to wear a bra.
很好 體育課長跑的時候 Nice. That'll be interesting in gym
就有的好看了 when I have to run the mile.
珍娜 冒一次險又不會死 Jenna, it would not kill you to take a risk.
偶爾要大膽一點 Be bold once in a while.
我媽媽對大膽的理解 My mother's perception of being bold
就是解放胸部 was free-boobin'.
我是聽夠了 I'd had enough.
如果你不喜歡那件衣服 If you're not into the shirt,
至少戴上這個 看上去會嬉皮點 at least take these so you look hip.
它就是個框 They're fake.
還能遮住你的連心眉 And they'll help you hide your big unibrow.
我想找個借口和他一起進校 I wanted an excuse to walk in together.
可實際上我想找個借口和他說話 But what I really needed was an excuse to talk.
馬蒂說他還沒準備好和任何人談戀愛 Matty said he wasn't ready to be in a relationship with anyone.
可也許他只是不想和我談 But maybe he just didn't want to be in a relationship with me.
他憑什么想呢 And why would he?
我是那個自殺的女孩 I was the suicide girl.
情何以堪 第一季第五集 Awkward S01E05 Jenna Lives
它前面印著 “珍娜萬歲” So the front said "Jenna lives,"
后面印著 “致敬” and the back said "in tribute."
它明顯是在說我 是吧 That's clearly about me, right?
就像薇拉赫伯特臉上的凍瘡一樣明顯 As clear as the cold sore on vera Herbert's face.
要我說 明顯得冒泡 I'd say it's oozingly obvi.
算了 先不管那個鳥事了 I mean, crap to the **** pile,
我看到有個女孩下了馬蒂的車 I saw a girl get out of Matty's truck.
我覺得他又鉤上別人了 I mean, I think he's hooking up with someone else.
你現在就像日間脫口秀似的 You're like a daytime talk show.
只不過 還沒人懷孕 Except nobody's pregnant... yet.
這還都是在上課鈴響之前 All this happened before the bell even rang.
我招誰惹誰了就要遭這孽了 What did I do to deserve all this effed-up karma?
好吧 裝得正常點 不要朝那邊看 Okay, act totally normal and don't look now,
就在右手邊 在凳子上坐著的那個 but up on the right, she's the one in the bleachers.
-那個婊子 -是的 不要盯著她 - The whore! - Yes, but don't stare!
-她沒看到 -不知道她是誰 - Not looking. - No idea who she is.
-啊 抽筋了 -我也是 - Ah, cramp. - Me either.
我覺得她是高二的 而且她看起來有點像你 I think she's a junior. And she kinda looks like you.
是啊 只不過更漂亮 更酷 Yeah, but prettier. And cooler.
胸更大 她是加強版珍娜 With bigger boobs. She's Jenna plus.
才不是呢 她是減弱版珍娜 No way. She's Jenna minus!
你不是垃圾 你很有魅力 You don't taste like ashtray, and you put out.
她應該也很有魅力 She probably puts out too.
可她年齡大 所以性愛也更下流 But she's older, so the sex is super dirty.
怎么了 What?
我不是說惹火的下流 是惡心的下流 I don't mean hot dirty, I mean gross dirty.
就像毛片里那樣的 You know, like amateur porn.
那是穿那件T恤的人 There's that guy with the shirt.
怨不得馬蒂要給自己留條退路呢 No wonder Matty wants to keep his options open.
身后跟著一條小尾巴的人確實不適合 It's hard to be seen as girlfriend material
當作女朋友 with a lurker around.
你自殺的污點就像只小爬蟲 Your suicide stigma is like the herps.
你以為它已經走了 它又回來了 Just when you think it's gone, it comes back.
他不就順路送了個人嘛 So he gave someone a ride in his truck.
有什么大不了的 What's the big deal?
看看你都被那個賤人折磨成什么樣了 You're getting all worked up over a jaggoff.
那個女生不過是個 The girl's just some...
妞 Chick.
沒錯 我可能是有點夸大其辭了 You're right, I'm probably just overreacting.
那就是個友情擁抱 就像這樣 It's a friendly hug. Like this.
看到沒 純潔的友情 See, totes friendly.
沒什么的 There's nothing going on with this.
脖子之下沒什么了 柏拉圖式的 Nothing below the neck. Platonic.
耶 Hey. Yeah!
想都別想 白癡 You wish, cretin!
那不是友情擁抱 是吧 It's not a friendly hug, is it?
把痛苦發泄到糖上吧 Surrender your pain to the sugar.
我沒事 I'm fine.
又不是說他背叛我了 It's not like he's cheating on me.
我們沒有在一起 We're not together.
他想感染性病 愛找誰找誰去 He can get HPV from whoever he wants.
等會兒見 See you later.
我控制不了加強版珍娜 I couldn't control Jenna plus
到處散播疾病 from spreading her disease,
但我能阻止凱爾散播他的疾病 but I could stop Kyle from spreading his.
你必須換下那件T恤 You have to take that shirt off.
不行 No.
必須換 你在夸大我謠傳的 Yes. You're glorifying the suicide
自殺行為 I didn't even commit.
-“珍娜萬歲” 是我的樂隊 -是嘛 - "Jenna lives" is my band. - Really?
你還有個樂隊 You have a band?
你們玩什么的 What kind of music do you play?
-反正不是你喜歡的 -你這么了解我 - It's not your style. - Oh, and you know this
就是因為你為我著魔了 because you're clearly obsessed with me,
所以快去換衣服 so go change your shirt!
我都不認識你 I don't even know you.
再說了 我認識的有一百個珍娜吧 Plus, I know, like, a hundred Jennas.
上面還印著 “致敬” It says "in tribute."
是致敬翻唱樂隊的意思 It's a tribute band.
也許從頭到尾都是我在瞎想 Maybe it was all in my head.
我想去相信他 I wanted to believe him.
可是不管我去哪兒 But everywhere I went...
他都在 He was there!
你能不能別跟著我了 Would you stop following me!
你在男廁所里 You're in the boys' bathroom.
嗨 Hey.
有人跟蹤我 I have a stalker.
他叫凱爾 他一直跟著我 It's this guy named Kyle, and he's following me around
穿著件不雅觀的T恤 making light of a very sensitive situation
對敏感話題輕描淡寫 with a very insensitive T-shirt.
我想讓你幫忙阻止他 I need you to make him stop. I mean,
我是說 這難道不算侵權么 isn't that, like, a rights infringement or something?
你覺得你是不是 Are you sure you aren't being
-有點偏執 -沒有 - a little bit paranoid? - No!
我到處都能看到他 I see him everywhere.
那件衣服太顯眼了 I mean, the shirt is pretty blatant.
也許凱爾設計這件衣服是出于粉絲的角度 Maybe Kyle designed that shirt as a fan.
說不定 他想當你的小伙伴呢 You know, maybe he wants to be your dawg.
你說什么 My what?
我認識一位女孩 I know a little girl
名字和達萊麗押韻 with a name that rhymes with Dalerie,
注：就是說她自己
她成長的路上沒有交到一位朋友 and she didn't have any friends growing up.
成長過程相當辛酸孤苦 And it was very painful.
那好吧 你是在暗示這種跟蹤的行徑 Okay, are you suggesting that this is his way
只不過是他想和我交友的手段嗎 of trying to be my friend?
完全有可能啊 It's certainly possible.
是嗎 在我看來 感覺他更想 Really? 'Cause to me it just seems like
剪掉我的一縷頭發 he'd rather cut off a piece of my hair
然后裝在胸前的掛墜里 and wear it in a locket around his neck.
我覺得你現在最不應該做的 I think the worst thing you can do right now
就是去瘋狂地方放縱自己 is go to a crazy place.
告訴你吧 我已經厭惡 Okay, I'm tired of being seen
被眾人看成要自殺的女孩了 as the girl who tried to kill herself.
我沒有自殺 I didn't.
而凱爾的襯衫只會讓別人記起我的傷疤 Kyle's shirt only reminds people that I'm still that girl.
沒人愿意和我為伍 And then they don't want to be seen with me,
沒人愿意和我約會 and then they don't want to date me.
他那件愚蠢的T恤一直讓我陷于過去的陰影不能自拔 And his stupid T-shirt is keeping me from moving on,
更不用說 襯衫的口味實在糟糕 not to mention, it is in really bad taste.
哦 可憐的孩子 Oh, sweetie...
我之前真以為這是件粉絲用的襯衫 I thought it was a fan shirt.
告訴你 我現在就脫 You know what, I'll take it off.
我會脫掉的 不需要這件衣服了 I'll take it off. I don't need it.
我毫不在乎 馬上脫掉 I don't care. I'll just take it off.
什么也沒發生過 Never happened.
好的 Okay...
我們說到哪里了 Where were we?
哦 我也記不得了 Oh, I don't know.
凱爾女士 謝謝為我留了點薯條 Thanks for saving me some tots, Kel.
真不知道沒有你我該怎么辦 What would I do without you?
麥吉本 昨天的帽子戲法太出色了 McKibbs, nice hat trick yesterday, man.
哦 多謝了 伙計 Oh, thanks, dude.
哦 嘿 剛才沒看見你啊 Oh, hey. I didn't see you there.
我真餓了 I'm so hungry.
- 你餓了嗎 - 饑腸轆轆了 - You hungry? - Starved.
我都可以吞下四片三明治了 I could eat, like, four sandwiches or something.
來點湯也行 美味 Maybe some soup. Mmm.
這個嗎 好像有賣雞肉玉米卷 Well, I think they have chicken tortilla.
聽好了 我知道之前我們從沒討論過這個話題 So listen, I know we never talked about it,
但你知道我從沒想過自殺 是吧 but you know I didn't try to kill myself, right?
都是大家的誤解 Misunderstanding.
好吧 Okay.
呃 要果凍嗎 Uh...Jell-o?
嗯 果凍 Mmm. Hello.
呃 Uh...
你嘴上在說好吧 可是你的眼睛卻透露出 Your mouth is saying okay, but your eyes are saying,
"誰來幫我擺脫這個瘋子啊"的神情 "save me from this lunatic."
我完全理解你 因為我在漫無邊際的扯淡 Which I totally understand because I'm rambling
語氣也瘋瘋癲癲的 and sounding like a whack job.
不過我想讓你知道 我那天過的很不順心 But just so you know, I was having a bad day,
然后我滑到了 只是場意外而已 and I slipped-- I had an accident.
正常人難免都有意外的 Normal people have accidents.
發生在我身上的純屬意外 因為我是正常人 And that's exactly what I had because I'm perfectly normal.
哦 我到底在胡扯些什么 Oh, what was I saying?
你 你很正常 You're-- you're totally normal.
- 沒錯 - 我明白了 - Yes. - I got it.
- 再會 - 好的 - I'll see ya. - Okay.
馬蒂把我晾在一邊 只是為了給那個小姐買三明治嗎 Matty ditched me to bring that chick a sandwich?
我和他在一起勾搭不下八次了 I fooled around with the guy at least eight times,
他從沒買過三明治給我 and he never bought me a sandwich.
他剛給她買了個三明治 我們得跟蹤他 He just bought her a sandwich. We have to follow them.
誰啊 Who?
你滿臉通紅 眼神暴躁 Your face is all red, and you have crazy eyes.
你難道去院子里喂了那些狂躁松鼠嗎 Did you feed the rabid squirrels in the quad?
聽著 那些襯衫在學生中流傳 Listen, those shirts are spreading,
我很清楚馬蒂看到襯衫了 and I know Matty's seen them.
你有看到那些人穿著那襯衫嗎 Did you see those people wearing them?
我得想法弄清楚他們是不是串通好的 I just need to find out if they're together.
珍 你已經開始頭腦紊亂了 You're going to a dark place, J.
還是和我們一起吧 Stay with us.
我需要確鑿的證據 證明他們在拍拖 I just need concrete proof that they're dating.
我就知道 I knew it.
你從我的所謂自殺未遂事件當中大賺一筆 You're totally cashing in on my faux suicide attempt.
完全違法了 我完全可以叫警察把你抓起來 That is illegal.I could have you arrested!
承認吧 你老是跟蹤我 You're stalking me. Admit it.
這幾天我都看到你不下五次跟蹤我了 I saw you at least five times last period.
我是政府義工 I'm an office aid.
什么 好吧 快把這破襯衫拖下來 Mm. Yeah? Take the damn shirt off--now.
你毀了我的人生 You are ruining my life.
這些都是我的 Those are mine.
- 給我脫下來 - 就不 - Take it off. - No.
給我脫下來 Take it... off.
- 不干 - 那好 - No. - Fine.
你不脫我脫 給我消停點 行不 I will. Just stop it, okay?
大家會瞎想的 People are getting the wrong idea.
他們覺得我一定是瘋了 拜托 別這么干了 They think I'm crazy, okay? Just stop it!
別天天跟蹤我 別穿著這破襯衫晃蕩 Stop stalking me, stop with these stupid T-shirts!
給我住手 住手 住手 Just stop it! Just stop it! Just stop it!
- 住手 - 你瘋了 - Stop it! - You're crazy.
這真的要禁閉嗎 Does this really warrant detention?
如果你成年了 If you were 18,
你都有可能進局子的 it could warrant some time in the slammer.
抱歉我無法給你特殊待遇 Sorry I couldn't give you special treatment.
我的意思是 我本可以給你優待的 I mean, I could have,
但是目擊者太多了 but there were so many witnesses.
我看見一些生面孔哈 I see some new faces...
還有一些老面孔 Mixed in with the old.
給那些新人一些忠告 To the rookies--
我們要遵循榮譽制度 we're on the honor system here.
一會我會回來監督你們 Now, I'll be back to check on you,
時間你可猜不到 but you won't know when.
所以你們最好表現得規矩點 So you best be on your best.
就像小工蜂 Like busy little worker bees--
滋滋 zzz--
你們要老老實實完成作業 you will be working on your homework honey pot,
而我得先回一趟辦公室 and I will be in my office
批改一堆又一堆的作業 attending to my piles and piles of work.
有時候我都覺得被關禁閉的是我 Sometimes it feels like I have detention too.
我們有整整兩個小時時間 We have exactly two hours.
從現在開始 Starting now.
什么兩小時啊 怎么了 Two hours for, uh, for what?
瓦萊麗要午睡兩小時 我們去朱塞佩餐館 Valerie's nap. We're heading to Giuseppe's.
看起來珍娜加強版是禁閉的常客 Guess Jenna plus was a regular in detention.
還是造反隊伍的頭頭 And the leader among the rebel herd
也許馬蒂覺得女孩不壞 男孩不愛 Maybe Matty thought being bad... was good.
走啦 菜鳥 Come on, newbie.
鑒于她腳踝上小鳥的紋身 From the small bird tattoo on her ankle
再鑒于不用花哨的唇彩 而只是用簡單的唇膏的事實 to the simple carmex she wore instead of lip gloss,
珍娜加強版的一切都是令人賞心悅目的 everything about Jenna plus was cool.
婊子 Bitch.
那么 你為何被關禁閉呢 大牛人 So what are you in detention for, wonder boy?
我在篝火晚會上拿水管噴被抓現行 I was caught holding the hose at the bonfire.
- 真詭異 - 是啊 - Kinky. - Yeah.
你是為啥關禁閉呢 漢密爾頓 And your crime, Hamilton?
呃 因為發生了一些 Oh, just a little...
小小的舞會 吃午飯的時候 Misunderstanding. At lunch.
那你們是為啥被關禁閉呢 What are you in for?
我都是禁閉名人堂的成員了 I'm a detention rewards card member.
今天我分手了 Today I blew off history
因為跟那家伙打電話的時候我簡直氣瘋了 'cause I was on the phone having a meltdown with this guy.
她是在說馬蒂嗎 Was she talking about Matty,
還是我又神經質了呢 or was I having a paranoia stroke?
說曹操曹操到 Speak of the devil.
干什么 What?
沒門 No!
你這話是什么意思 What does that even mean?
我能抽支煙嗎 Can I bum a smoke?
請便 Sure.
我很好奇馬蒂會不會喜歡抽煙的女生 I wondered if Matty liked smokers.
如果他喜歡 我能裝得像點嗎 And if so, could I fake a pro?
好啊 那你就花點時間好好想想 Okay, then why don't you take your sweet ass time
再打電話給我吧 to think about it and call me back?
你還好嗎 Everything okay?
沒事 那是我的前男友 Yeah. It's just my ex.
我們暫時分開了 We've been on a break,
但我們正考慮要不要重新復合 and we're in the process of maybe getting back together.
這是不是說我只是馬蒂的備胎而已呢 Did that mean I was Matty's rebound?
分手挺難受的 Breaks are hard.
當有一方總跟另一個人勾搭上 Someone always hooks up with another person,
可能甚至已經喜歡上她了 maybe even falls for them.
你覺得他是不是喜歡上其他人了啊 Think he's into someone else?
我覺得是的 但現在我又不確定了 I thought so. But now I'm not so sure.
當我們在一起的時候 那種感覺太 太美妙了 When we're together, it's... It's amazing.
就好像 It's like...
全世界的一切都與我們無關 而第二天 The world falls away... Then the next day,
他又變得很冷漠 也不跟我打電話 he's indifferent, he doesn't call me.
他都不愿意來見我 He doesn't even want to be seen with me.
所以我開始懷疑 So started to wonder
那些美好的感覺都只是我的幻想 if maybe I'm imagining all the good stuff.
加強版的珍娜跟我可能沒什么交集 Jenna plus and I might have been from different planets,
但我們倆都因為馬蒂而傷心過 but her Matty heartbreak was the same.
終于看到了 There it was.
這就是我一直在尋找的答案 The answer I was chasing.
我再也不能通過否定來欺騙自己了 I couldn't live in the safety of denial anymore.
她是馬蒂的 馬蒂也是她的 She was with Matty. He was with her.
而我只能和癌癥相伴了 And I was with cancer.
我要讓他為此后悔一陣 I'm gonna let him sweat it for a little while.
謝謝你愿意聽我的傾訴 Thanks for listening.
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
無論今天發生了什么樣的誤解 Whatever the misunderstanding was today,
都會過去的 it'll blow over.
事情最終總不會像你想得那么糟 Nothing's ever as bad as it seems.
來 Here.
最后一支煙給你 我去再開一包 Take my last smoke. I'm gonna grab another pack.
雖然我很想讓自己恨加強版的珍娜 As much as I wanted to hate on Jenna plus,
我做不到 I couldn't.
那個婊子挺正派的 The bitch was decent.
甚至還有一點可愛 Maybe even sweet.
這一切讓我真的想去自殺了 And it made me really want to kill myself.
我不知道你是個煙槍 I didn't know you were a smoker.
我本來就不是 I'm not.
呃 我倒聽說肺癌能讓你的臀部變得很碩大 Well, I hear lung cancer does make your ass look huge.
好吧 我今天感覺糟透了 Well, I'm having a crappy day.
每個人都覺得我有自殺傾向 Everyone thinks I tried to kill myself,
然后還有個賣體恤的腦殘 and there's a lame guy selling T-shirts
居然還一直有生意 keeping the stupid story alive.
我不認為你有自殺傾向 I don't think you tried to kill yourself.
- 真的嗎 - 真的 - Really? - No.
你不是那種人 You're not the type.
呃 除非你一直這么抽煙 Well, unless you keep smoking.
而且還有個男生 And there's a guy...
哦 神秘男生啊 Oh. Mysterious.
我很喜歡他 不過他有女朋友了 I really like him, but he has a girlfriend.
是誰啊 Who is it?
我不能說 I can't say.
哦 這么說我認識他咯 Oh. So I'd know him.
不做評價 No comment.
哦 得了吧 Aw, come on.
那個男生知道你喜歡他嗎 Does this guy even know that you like him?
我只能說這是挺明顯的 I'd say it's pretty clear.
我的意思是 他很風趣 很酷 I mean... He's funny and he's cool,
而且是個萬人迷 and everybody likes him,
而這就是問題的關鍵 which is part of the problem.
但我感覺只有我真正了解他 But I feel like I see who he really is,
而且他也了解我 and he gets me.
好吧 Yeah.
但我跟他不在同一個階層上 But we're not on the same level,
而且他也不會喜歡像我這樣的女生 所以 and he can never be with a freak like me, so...
我估計沒什么希望 It's kinda hopeless.
也許是你沒有弄清楚情況 Maybe you're misjudging the situation,
那個男生其實很喜歡你 and this guy really does like you...
喜歡真實的你 Just the way you are.
小憩時間快結束了 Naptime's almost over.
大家好啊 Good day today!
我提前回來 I snuck by earlier
檢查你們在干什么 and checked on your progress,
你們都在勤奮的學習啊 and you were all busy working away.
像往常一樣 我很欣賞你們 As always, I appreciate your respect
沒有辜負我的信任 of the honor system.
你們讓我的工作變得很輕松 You make my job a pleasure.
你們可以回家了 You're all dismissed.
嘿 媽媽 是我 Hey, mom, it's me.
呃 等皮墊子干了以后就來接我吧 Uh...When your tan is dry, come pick me up.
珍娜 Jenna.
我 呃 我想說 呃 I, um... I just wanted to say I, uh...
好吧 Okay.
你還記得我們之前說的那個男生嗎 You know that guy that we were talking about?
對啊 Yes.
呃 我敢以自身名譽擔保 Um, I just want to throw in my two cents
你肯定已經引起了他的注意了 and say that I'm sure you're on his radar.
我的意思是 他很幸運 I mean, he'd be lucky--
呃 我的意思是 能跟你在一起的人都很幸運 well, I--I mean, anyone would be lucky to be with you.
好吧 謝謝你這么同情我 Well, thank you for the pity party.
我會堅強地活下去的 But I think I'll live.
就像那T恤寫的一樣 The T-shirts say so.
不 呃 我是認真的 No, um, seriously.
我敢打賭如果那個男生沒有女朋友的話 I'll bet you anything if this guy didn't have a girlfriend
他會愛上你的 that he'd be all over you.
- 他現在會嗎 - 當然 - Would he now? - Yeah.
他會的 He would.
聽到這些真是太高興了 It was nice to hear.
如果杰克能發現我陽光的一面 If Jake could see me in a positive light,
也許別的人也能發現 maybe other people could too.
謝謝你 Thank you.
別因為我打擾了你們啊 Don't stop on account of me.
她是在發泄郁悶情緒 She's acting out.
我們對她太放縱了 We gave her too much rope.
她原來從沒有關過禁閉 She's never had detention before.
總得有些后果吧 There have to be consequences.
放學后都被關禁閉了 這不算后果嗎 Isn't detention a consequence?
我們作為父母需要懲罰她 She needs parental punishing too.
但別太嚴厲了 But nothing too harsh.
你覺得呢 What do you think?
我們可以不許她吃甜點就把她趕上床 Should we send her to bed without dessert?
所以她醒來就會發現自己瘦了 So that she wakes up skinnier?
不 那不是懲罰 而是一種獎勵 No, that's not a punishment, that's a reward.
我們不能讓她覺得我們對此不以為然 We can't let her think we're taking this lightly.
那我們怎么辦 How do we do this?
我們先得統一戰線 We start by presenting a unified front.
你今天在學校的行為是不可接受的 Your behavior at school today was unacceptable.
和人動手動腳是永遠行不通的 Getting physical with someone is never the answer.
我們 We're...
對你感到很失望 disappointed in you.
抱歉 我不是故意要發瘋的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to flip out.
我只是想維護我自己 I was just trying to stand up for myself.
我是說 媽媽告訴我要多冒險 I mean, mom told me to take more risks.
你讓她多冒險 You told her to take more risks?
我是在說她的穿著 In the context of what she was wearing.
什么意思 What does that even mean?
我讓她不戴胸罩穿件襯衣 I told her to wear a shirt without a bra.
你干嘛告訴她這些 Why would you tell her that?
我們女兒才十五歲 Our daughter is 15!
她根本不需要脫掉胸罩 She doesn't need to skip the bra!
那可是件無背襯衣 It was a backless shirt!
你們需要我過十分鐘再過來嗎 Do you guys want me to come back in ten minutes?
十五分鐘 15!
那些曾經簡單的事都變得好復雜 Everything that once was simple was now complicated.
馬蒂最好的哥們吻了我 Matty's best friend had kissed me.
馬蒂又不愿和我交往 And Matty didn't want me to be his girlfriend.
因為他已經有女朋友了 'Cause he already had one.
即便我有多希望她能消失 And no matter how much I wanted her to disappear,
這不可能 she wouldn't.
她是個真實存在的人 也有名字 She was real and she had a name.
奧利維亞 Olivia.
不出所料 這名字比我的好聽多了 As expected, it was prettier than mine.
留校怎么樣 So how was juvie?
與我原來所想的截然不同 Nothing like I thought it would be.
正是今天的主旋律啊 That's pretty much the theme of the day.
打起精神來 小珍 Brace yourself, J.
我調查了那個跟蹤你的人 I CSI'd your barnacle.
看看他的個人主頁 Check out his page.
你又不是他喜歡的對象 You're not the object of his affection.
看 他都把手放在伯恩達爾小姐的膝上了 See, his hand is on miss Burndahl's knee.
嗯 我要吐了 Um, hurl.
他是政府義工 He is an office aid.
我真是個混蛋 I am such a jerk.
凱爾不是個跟蹤狂 珍娜加強版人很好 Kyle's not a stalker, Jenna plus is nice.
還有什么 What'next?
所以說你攻擊了一個無辜的政府義工 So you attacked an innocent office aid.
我們都瘋了 We're all spun out on the crazy car.
這樣碰巧是對我們最好的 It happens to the best of us.
我是說 我每周都會自我消沉 I mean, I shame-spiral, like, weekly.
沒什么大不了的 No bigs.
如果你要哭得死去活來的打電話給我 Call me if you want to ugly-cry.
結果是我一直在吸情緒上的毒 Turns out I had been smoking the emotional crack pipe
我需要采取這十二個極端的步驟才能復原 and I needed to take a drastic 12 steps back to recovery.
我已經承認我遇到問題了 I had already acknowledged I had a problem.
所以我打算跳過中間這些步驟 So I decided to skip the middle steps
直接跳到第九條 and go straight to number nine--
改過自新 making amends.
我沒穿那件衣服 I'm not wearing the shirt!
我知道 對不起 I know! I'm sorry!
聽著 我犯大錯了 Listen, I made a huge mistake
我不該當著大家的面吼你的 calling you out in front of everyone.
你強壯得驚人 You're surprisingly strong.
對于一切我真的很抱歉 I feel really bad about all of this,
我想補償你 and I'd like to make it up to you.
我可以買一件衣服來支持你的樂隊吧 Can I buy a shirt to support your band?
你直接拿著好了 You can just have it.
不 我堅持還是付錢 No, let me pay for it, I insist.
這整件事很可笑 This whole thing is just ridiculous.
我是說 我走到哪兒都見著你 I mean, I just kept seeing you everywhere.
我還以為你是個怪胎呢 And I thought you were a... creeper.
其實我才是 Turns out, I am.
好吧 Okay.
我們沒事了吧 We cool?
嗯 Yeah.
你改天應該來聽聽我的樂隊 You should hear my band play sometime.
我們很棒 We kill it.
好的 我很樂意 Yeah, I'd love to.
過來坐我這兒吧 Come sit with me!
眼鏡很酷 Cool specs.
我可不是真近視 They're not real or anything.
我戴上它大家就會認真地對待我 I like to wear them so that people take me seriously.
真有趣 連珍娜加強版都關心 Funny, even Jenna plus was concerned
別人對她的看法 with how people perceived her.
我不知道你們倆認識 I didn't know you two knew each other.
被抓個正著 Busted.
我們都被關禁閉了 We're detention buddies.
我得去拿點奶油 I need ranch.
你不像是那種會被留校察看的人 You don't seem like the type that would be in detention.
也許你不知道我是什么類型的人 Maybe you don't know what type I am.
那 So, um...
你們倆怎么認識的 How do you guys know each other?
誰 奧利維亞 Who, Liv?
她算是我的 She's kinda my girlfriend.
嫂子 In-law.
她和我哥哥分分合合的 She and my brother have been off and on for a while.
我真不知道他們之間發生了什么 I don't really know what's going on.
奇怪 Weird.
你們倆長得很像 So you two kinda look alike.
對啊 Yeah.
算了吧 她比我漂亮多了 Nah, she's way prettier than me.
這是我們第一次共進午餐 It was our first lunch together.
我也意識到我和馬蒂之間的隔閡 And I realized it wasn't my stigma or another girl
不是因為我的污名或是別的女孩 keeping me from Matty.
而是我待自己的態度 It was how I saw myself.
情何以堪 下集預告 Next on Awkward.
你知道這是個慈善組織聯盟 You know this is a charity league.
而不是個慈善組織 對吧 Not a charity, right?
這回的裝飾品我們一定要勁爆全場 We are gonna rock the knick knackers.
那必須的 We are!
你要變得富有同情心 首先你先得學會殘忍 You have to be cruel to be kind.
那封信是薩蒂寫的 Sadie wrote the letter!
你覺得馬蒂會知道杰克吻了我嗎 Do you think Matty knows Jake kissed me?
怎么可能 男生才不會聊呢 No way. Guys don't talk.
-我吻了珍娜·漢密爾頓 -什么 - I kissed Jenna Hamilton. - What?
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