翻譯： 蘑菇 某羽 菜根莫莫 紅豆包 又見菱花 流蘇卡西 愛是李
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校對：Bony 迷藏 米小勒 蘋果 時間軸：濤濤 好油油 Jimmy貝殼
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后期：冰河 青衣 監制：蘋果
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八卦天后
第五季 第六集
"八卦天后"在此 Gossip girl here--
這是你了解曼哈頓名流們 your one and only source
緋聞的唯一渠道 into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.
《局外人》
我想要這本書的電影版權 I want the movie rights to this book,
鑒于你是作者的好朋友 and since you're good friends with the author,
這應該不成問題吧 that shouldn't be a problem.
我們倆現在關系可不怎么好 Uh, we're not exactly on good terms right now.
我告訴亞歷山德拉我要把電影版權給你了 I told Alessandra that I'm giving you the book rights.
我有一個條件 I do have one condition.
劇本要由我來寫 I want to write the screenplay.
這是什么 What are those?
我前夫巴特請私人偵探 My late husband Bart had his investigator
調查了我們全家 research our whole family.
在那保險箱里有秘密 我親眼看到了 There's a story in that safe. I saw it myself.
我要把這些還給你 I want to return these to you.
你不會再用了吧 And... you're not gonna use them ever?
這里面有用的東西《八卦天后》都已經爆過了 Anything of value in these was already on "Gossip girl."
伊麗莎·巴恩斯醫生 "Dr. Eliza Barnes."
你看起來需要談談 You look like you need to talk.
確實 I do.
你從未有過童年 You never had a childhood,
所以你的行為極端像個孩子 so you behave like a child in the worst ways.
你那淺顯的人際關系和缺失的真實感 Your superficial connections and lack of authentic emotion
讓你與世隔離獨享孤獨 leave you isolated and alone.
為了一個你不該信任的未婚妻 Throwing away your loyal family
拋棄你的皇室家族 for a fiancee you shouldn't trust.
你真的相信她沒有其他的秘密嗎 Do you really believe she has no other secrets?
我永遠都不會騙你 你知道的 I would never lie to you. You know that.
我永遠都無法了解你 I never know with you.
我有個問題 希望你可以幫我 I have a problem I was hoping you could help me with.
布萊爾·霍爾道夫 個人私密信件
我想和你見面詳談 I'd like to meet so I could tell you more in person.
十二分迫切地希望跟你預約時間 I'm more than willing to pay for your time.
人們都說人生之路漫長而又曲折 They say the road of life is long and winding,
所以沿途設下里程碑十分重要 so it's important to mark the milestones along your way,
首先從挑選伴娘做起 from picking your bridesmaids...
這么多小跟班 So many minions.
你打算怎么選 How you ever going to decide?
早餐后就開始選拔賽 Tryouts begin after breakfast.
好了 把吧臺放在前面 All right, let's put the bar up front,
DJ在后面 the D.J. in back, and the caterers
工作人員坐在一邊 can sit up in the bullpen
把這些包裝箱扔出去 and we toss out those moving boxes.
內特 我能在你的任務清單上加一項嗎 Nate, can I add one more thing to your to-do list?
當然可以 Definitely.
給你老板的新桌子來個洗禮 To christening your boss' new desk...
老天 Oh, my...
從討論首次登上暢銷書榜單的感受 Landing on your first best seller list...
第九名 Number nine.
《局外人》 作者丹·漢弗瑞 "Inside" by Daniel Humphrey.
林肯老鷹[丹父親的樂隊]首支單曲當時排第幾名 What did, uh, Lincoln Hawk's first single debut at?
第八名 Eight.
別太在意這事 Ah, but don't pay too much attention to that stuff.
當時可是九十年代 That was the '90s.
直到最終前來尋求幫助 To finally asking for help.
你今天感覺怎么樣 So how are you feeling today?
非常健康 Fit as a fiddle.
要注意看著腳下的路 上東區的各位 But keep your eyes on the road, upper east siders,
否則你可能會迷失在人生的道路上 or you could get lost along the way.
今天早上真有效率 That was a productive morning.
對 這么一小會 Yeah, I got a lot accomplished
我就做完了這么多事 in a short amount of time, didn't I?
別洋洋自得了 Don't gloat.
如果有人得滿分的話 肯定是我 If anyone deserves top marks, it's me.
好吧 Mm.
幫我拉上 Now zip me up.
我想知道 今天晚上的派對上 So I was thinking about the party tonight,
你能不能當我的女伴 and I was thinking that maybe you could be my date.
你在開玩笑 You're joking.
你沒有嗎 You're not?
我是說 難道不該告訴大家我們是一對嗎 I mean, isn't it time we finally told the world we're a couple?
我想不到比今晚更好的機會了 I can't think of a better time than tonight.
我想不到比今晚更糟糕的機會了 I can't think of a worse one.
今晚是我的新媒體帝國首次公開亮相 Tonight's the public launch of my new media empire.
我要告訴整個紐約我是誰 I'm showing New York city who I am.
而且 我們都知道 Besides, we both knew that female bosses
女老板要想事業和娛樂雙豐收 can't mix business and pleasure
肯定會有人在背后偷偷議論 without people whispering about them behind their back.
好吧 但我還是想把你介紹給我的朋友 Okay, but I'd still like you to meet a few of my friends.
至少這個是可以討論一下的吧 I mean, can we at least talk about that?
當然 Of course.
你和查莉把《紐約觀察家》的邀請函 Right after you and Charlie deliver
送給每位VIP客人之后再來談這事 the new "Spectator" tablets to all our V.I.P. Guests.
你沒聽說過信使快遞服務嗎 You ever heard of a messenger service?
就是讓那些不起眼的快遞員 So some unattractive delivery guy
把邀請函送到這些客人的助理那 can hand them to an assistant
他們再轉手在網上賣掉嗎 who's just gonna sell them on ebay?
我認為行不通 I don't think so.
這是你的客人列表 Here is your list.
查莉 Charlie?
你當真嗎 有四頁紙這么多呢 I mean, seriously? This is like four pages long.
別抱怨 Don't pout.
查莉 你負責東邊 內特 你負責西邊 Charlie, you are east side. Nate, you're west.
我得趕緊走了 要晚了 And I have to run because I am late for a meeting
我約了一位洛杉磯的老朋友見面 with an old friend from L.A.
我就知道今天不該穿高跟鞋 I knew I shouldn't have worn heels today.
夢每次都從相同的地方開始 The dream starts the same every time.
都是這樣的 They have a habit of doing that.
我穿著新伯魯提[男鞋品牌] 皮鞋
在清晨出去散步 in my new Berluti wingtips.
我抬起頭 I look up,
發現在一個街區遠的地方 有一座我見過的 and a block away is the most magnificent skyscraper
最富麗堂皇的摩天大樓 I've ever seen.
我得進去看看 I have to get inside it,
但每次我走到街角 but every time I round the corner,
就會發現它還在一街區以外 it's still a block away.
那接下來你做了什么 So what do you do?
我跑了起來 但每次只要我剛跑到那 I start to run, but as soon as I reach it--
你就醒了 You wake up.
你覺得這個夢意味著什么 What do you think the dream is about?
我父親的意外去世 My father's tragic death?
我母親的秘密生活 My mother's secret life?
或者是我長期的糜爛生活 Or perhaps my chronic oral fixation.
我很欣賞你的幽默感 查爾斯 但是 I appreciate your sense of humor, Charles, but--
但是你認為這只是一種防衛機制 But you think it's just a defense mechanism
在阻止你深入治療 against intensive therapy.
說實話 你知道自己在隱瞞事實 Be honest. You know you're holding back.
你怎么能這么肯定我隱瞞了什么事情 How can you be so sure I'm hiding something?
也許我判斷錯了 Maybe I'm wrong,
但是我感覺還缺了點什么東西 but I feel there's a piece of the puzzle still missing.
不是你的父母親 It's not your mother or your father.
還有其他的人你沒有告訴我 There's someone you're not telling me about.
早上好 布萊爾 Good morning, Blair.
你不羨慕咱們倆嗎 Mmm. Don't you just adore us?
我怎么感覺你有事要求我 Why do I feel like there's a request coming?
不是要求 特殊情況豁免 Not a request. A special dispensation.
豁免什么 For what?
陰謀詭計 操縱控制 Scheming and manipulating.
你是給誰干活的 Who do you work for?
路易 你能不能在接下來的24小時里 Louis, can't you just turn a blind eye
對我睜一只眼閉一只眼 for... Let's say 24 hours?
布萊爾... Blair...
我只是要和我以前的跟班們呆一天 All I'd be doing is spending the day with my former minions.
也許要用一點點的水刑 Maybe some light waterboarding involved.
我這段時間表現這么好 But I've been so good for so long.
而一旦我成為摩納哥王妃 And once I'm her serene highness of Monaco,
這些會面都會被禁止的 all meddling will be prohibe.
布萊爾女王要最后會見一下她的跟班們 Queen B. Need last hurrah.
你確定這么做好嗎 Are you sure that's such a good idea?
理解我一下 我只是永遠無法了解 Forgive me. I've just never understood
你們上東區這些傳統 this upper east side tradition of yours.
我知道 而這也是我們合適的原因 I know, and that's why we're perfect together.
你沒有我那些陰謀本性 You don't have the scheme gene like I do.
你不理解那種欲望 You don't get the itch.
也許是荷爾蒙吧 Maybe it hormonal.
親愛的 就一天 Darling, it's just one day.
我會早點回來的[法語] Je reviens tout de suite.
好吧 我投降了 Okay. I give up.
我不盯著你了 I'll look away.
但今晚派對之前你必須回來 But only until the party tonight.
時間足夠了 That's more than enough time.
開始吧 Commenced!
別擔心 親愛的 沒人會受傷的 Don't worry, my love. Nobody will get hurt...
起碼不會傷的很重 That badly. Mmm.
嘿 丹馬上就上來 Hey, Dan's on his way up.
瑟琳娜 我想給你介紹一下我的老朋友 Serena, I want you to meet a dear old friend of mine--
戴安娜·佩恩 Diana Payne.
瑟琳娜 Serena.
我想你來過我在洛杉磯的房子開的派對 I think you came to a party at my house in Los Angeles,
但我當時不太舒服 很高興終于見面了 But I was indisposed. So good to finally meet you.
我也很高興認識你 So nice to meet you, too.
瑟琳娜是我最新的雇員 Serena's my latest find.
一個月前 她的工作是給我的導演 A month ago, her job was getting my director
倒倒酒之類的 three shots over ice.
現在她是我最好的銷售人員 Now I've got her optioning best sellers for me.
我要去喝點酸櫻桃汁 I'm going to go get a tart cherry juice
給大衛·歐·拉塞爾打個電話 and call David O. Russell.
我會準時回來開會的 I'll be back in time for our meeting.
這世界真是太小了 It's such a small world.
我的好朋友內特·阿齊布爾德和 My good friend Nate Archibald actually works for you,
表妹查莉·羅茲都在為你工作 and my cousin, charlie Rhodes.
哦 沒錯 他們在幫我重新打造 Oh, yes. Well, they've both been instrumental in helping me
《紐約觀察家》的工作上做得很好 rebrand "The spectator."
哦 Oh.
我希望你今晚能來我們的晚餐會 I hope you'll be coming to our launch party tonight.
不了 我沒打算過去 Oh, no, I wasn't planning on it.
但你應該來的 Oh, but you should.
事實上 你和像你一樣有影響力的人 In fact, someone like you with your influence
應該有一個用以發表意見的地方 should have her own place to speak her mind.
你考慮過在網站上寫博客嗎 Have you ever thought about blogging for a web site?
我知道我的讀者們非常愿意 I know my readers would love to hear
了解你的生活細節 every detail about your life.
這事現在已經有人在做了 Oh, well, there's already somebody who's all over that.
而且我并不喜歡她的工作成果 I'm not really a fan of her work.
"八卦天后"并不能得到所有有關 Gossip girl doesn't have the monopoly
瑟琳娜·范德·伍德森的消息 對吧 on Serena Van Der Woodsen, does she?
對 但我已經被她的報道弄得很痛苦了 No, but I've been hurt enough by what she's said.
我永遠不會樂于 That I could never willingly take part
被扯進這樣的事情的 in something like that.
但我還是希望你晚上能來派對 I hope you'll come to the party anyway.
我很愿意跟你繼續聊天 It'd be great to keep talking.
再見 Bye.
在過去的一年中 作為忠實的跟班 As faithful minions through the years,
你們得到了在我的皇室婚禮上做 you've each earned a chance to be immortalized as a bridesmaid
我名垂千古的伴娘的機會 但依律 In my royal wedding. But legally,
我得提醒你們 不是誰都能通過測試的 I must warn you, not everyone will survive the tryouts.
所以為防止重大事故起見 So I've drafted a waiver for you to sign
我幫你們起草了一份棄權聲明 in the event of a catastrophe.
凱蒂 佩內洛普 Kati, Penelope,
很高興看到康士坦次有你們作為代表 nice to see Constance so ably represented.
杰西卡 哥倫比亞最杰出的代表 Jessica, Columbia's finest.
布萊爾 做你的伴娘一直都是我的夢想 Blair, it's always been my dream to be your bridesmaid--
為你自己好 別說話了 Do yourself a favor and stop talking right now.
連皮帕都知道什么時候該閉嘴 Even Pippa knew when to pipe down.
內麗·尤琪呢 Where's Nelly Yuki?
去耶魯了 你沒能申到但她成功了 Yale, where she got in and you didn't,
而且她討厭你 記得嗎 Plus she hates you, remember?
那現在人數比例失衡了 Well, an odd number just won't do.
我們需要加一個候選人 We need another contestant.
查莉 Charlie.
你是首席伴娘的表妹 You're the maid of honor's cousin.
你應該在伴娘團里的 You should be in the mix, too.
你現在有什么事嗎 What are you doing right now?
沒事 Nothing?
那就站到隊里去 如果你夠膽的話 Then get in line... If you dare.
發現了有趣的事 能來布萊爾家幫我取平板電腦嗎
你好 醫生 Hello, doctor.
這是什么 What's this?
另一部分報酬 The rest of what I owe you.
我說過會給你足夠的報酬的 I told you it'd be worth your while.
現在你能還清你父親的債了 Now you can settle all of your father's debts.
你想讓我做什么 What do you want me to do?
只是要確定我的未婚妻不會再愛上他 Just make sure my fiancee will never fall for him again.
路易 這事兒取決于布萊爾 Louis, that's up to Blair.
不 取決于你 No. It's up to you
把恰克變回他前20年生命里 To turn Chuck back into the monster he was
那個怪物的樣子 for the first 20 years of his life.
他是個定時炸彈 找到導火線引爆他 He's a time bomb. Find his fuse and light it.
看來路易是想要 Looks like Louis is about to make
給小拜斯先生的路上添不少麻煩了 young Bass' road to recovery a very bumpy ride.
系好安全帶哦 恰克 Better buckle up, Chuck.
帝國飯店
巴恩斯醫生 你來這兒做什么呢 Dr. Barnes, what are you doing here?
直接上門拜訪確實不符合我的工作習慣 A house call is a little out of the ordinary
但我覺得我們上次的談話 in my line of work, but I felt our last interaction
結束得有點突然 我能坐下嗎 ended too abruptly. May--may I sit?
當然 Of course.
我想在你熟悉的環境里可能會更有幫助 I was hoping that being in your environment might help.
我很贊賞你的堅持 巴恩斯醫生 Well, I applaud your persistence, Dr. Barnes,
但我搜尋了所有記憶 but I've searched the far corners of my mind,
我沒有掩飾任何事情 and I'm not hiding anything,
不管是對你還是對我自己 from you or myself.
我已經全部坦言了 I'm an open book.
那我們就不說布萊爾·霍道夫的事了 Then let's skip to the chapter about Blair Waldorf.
我生活在這座城市里 I live in this city. I read the papers
跟所有人一樣 我也讀報紙 just like everyone else.
你調查了不少東西 You've done your homework,
但我不覺得我和布萊爾的事 but I don't see how my history with Blair
或是街頭小報的那些流言 or the tabloid fodder it produces
跟我的治療有什么關系 is really relevant to my therapy.
如果布萊爾是你痛苦之源 就有關系了 It's relevant if the Blair is the source of your suffering.
對于你愛的人要嫁給別人這件事 Aren't you upset that the love of your life
你真的不感到痛苦嗎 is marrying someone else?
這么說吧 是我放布萊爾走的 I let Blair go. Let's leave it at that.
你只是在向我闡述你不生氣的事實 You're actually telling me you're not furious.
下個話題 Next chapter.
你想過可能是你對感情的否認 Have you ever thought it's your denial of these feelings
導致了你的噩夢嗎 that's giving you nightmares?
表達你的憤怒是你治療的一部分 Expressing your rage and anger is part of your healing process.
你不把它們發泄出來就無法拋開過去 You can't move on until you let it out.
你必須意識到 不是你放布萊爾離開的 You have to face that you didn't let Blair go.
是你失去了她 You lost her to someone else.
你不知道我做了什么 You don't know what I did.
但沒錯 But yes.
也許我需要做點別的什么事 Maybe there is something else I need to do
才能讓我自己放下過去 if I'm ever going to move on.
我不想對你說謊 I don't want to lie to you.
也不想對自己說謊 I don't want to lie to myself.
如果我真的愿意放手 If I've really let Blair go,
就不需要留著這個了 I don't need this anymore.
很漂亮 It's beautiful.
我以前買給她的 I bought it to give to her.
我一直都留著它 I've been keeping hold of it ever since.
而我該做的是退掉它 And really what I should do is just return it.
如果那是你該做的 就做啊 If that's what you need to do, you should do it.
你拿著 隨便你給慈善機構還是什么 You take it. Just... Give it to charity or something.
我無所謂 只要拿走它 I don't care. Just-- just--just take it away.
謝謝 Thank you.
編劇先生 So, mr. Screenwriter,
準備好第一次合作會議了嗎 are you ready for your first ever development meeting?
我沒問題 只要你們不要改動結尾 I think so, as long as you guys don't want to change the ending
或是開頭 or the beginning
或是所有中間部分 or all the stuff in the middle.
別擔心 你絕對會喜歡和簡一起工作 Don't worry. You'll love working with Jane.
他來啦 Ahh! There he is!
我們太激動了 We're so excited.
丹 這位是納塔麗 我在華納的經理 Dan, this is 納塔麗, my exec at Warners.
-很高興 -我超超超愛你的書 - So nice to - Love, love, love your book--
那些角色 語言 The characters, the voice,
一切一切 everything.
老實說 你可以直接把小說 Honestly, you should just transfer the novel
搬上銀幕 straight to final draft.
復制 粘貼 結了 Copy, paste, done.
謝謝 我寫之前 Wow. Thank you. Do you don't have any notes
你們沒什么要我注意的嗎 before I start writing?
我們希望你能夠 Well, we'd love if you could open up
把上東區世界的大門再打開一點 the world of upper east side a little bit more.
有錢人很難讓民眾喜歡 Rich people are so hard to like.
要不加些感人的橋段 Maybe you can add someone more relatable?
我覺得書里已經有了 I... thought I did that already.
丹應該指的是 I-I think Dan is referring
主角 狄倫·亨特 to his main character, Dylan Hunter.
所有人都會喜歡他的 He'll appeal to everyone.
他一開始是布魯克林的純真男孩 He starts off as an innocent from Brooklyn--
老是引用霍桑還看費列尼的電影嗎 Who quotes Hawthorne and screens fellini films?
費列尼 意大利著名編劇導演
我可不認為 I don't think so.
我們需要一位真正的圈外人做主角 We need a real outsider as a hero.
悲劇背景能增加他的親和力 A tragic backstory would give him more to overcome.
要不是個孤兒 Maybe he's an orphan.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait--
我還有另一個想法 Now another thought that occurred to me
學"歡樂合唱團" was to "Glee" this up.
歡樂合唱團 青春類美劇
音樂嘛 原創或翻唱 You know, music-- originals or covers.
打斷一下 這是怎么回事 Okay, stop. What's going on?
我以為我們是討論 I thought we were talking about
怎么拍一部嚴肅的獨立電影 turning this into an important independent film.
丹 放松 我們只是先討論 Dan, relax, we're just talking.
把我的書變成一首"賣報歌" About turning my book into "Newsies."
《局外人》說的是我的人生 "Inside" is my life.
承蒙你們對此感興趣 And thank you so much,
但我不需要任何人來告訴我怎么書寫 but I don't need anyone to tell me how to write it.
皇室婚禮不止是社交安排表上 A royal wedding is more than just
最盛大的事件 the most glamorous event on the social calendar.
它也是最危險的 It is also the most dangerous.
民眾會試圖綁架你 People will try to kidnap you
從細節上毀掉你 and break you for the details.
狗仔會竊聽手機 Paparazzi will tap your phones.
我需要知道你們中誰 I need to know who of you
會在重壓下崩潰 is going to crack under the pressure.
今天的競賽就是考驗 The contest today will simulate
你們如何在重壓下履行伴娘義務 How you perform your bridesmaids duties under extreme duress.
快排好隊 Now fall in line!
婚禮上給我穿衣服 Dressing me for my wedding day
意味著滿足我的一切要求 means attending to my every need,
不管多大多小 No matter how big or small.
換成接待服 不許出錯 Adjust for reception! Cinch that train!
佩內洛普 她要尿尿了 Penelope... She has to pee!
好的 Okay.
秘密婚禮在哪里舉行 Where secret wedding location?!
我們不知道 We don't know!
是誰設計布萊爾小姐的婚紗 Who design Ms. Blair wedding dress?!
我們不能告訴你 We can't tell you that!
做得好 杰西卡 Good one, Jessica.
快把小肚子給我擋住 Now block that baby bump!
擋好了 Blocking.
什么小肚子 What baby bump?
走了 姑娘們 速度 加油噢 Lets go, girls! Faster! Who wants it?!
你們知道規則的 絆倒就出局 You know the rules! You trip, you're out!
灑了就出局 You spill, you're out!
快 快 Come on!
做得好 查莉 我很滿意 Nice work, Charlie. I like what I see.
對不起 我 I'm sorry. I...
你讓我惡心 You sicken me.
我能幫你什么 May I help you?
我為戴安娜·佩恩工作 她讓我 Yeah. I work for Diana Payne, and she wanted me
親手交給吉斯·杰森最新一期《觀察家》 to hand-deliver Keith Gessen the new "Spectator" Tablet.
這就是今晚派對的邀請函 It'll serve as his invitation for the party tonight.
吉斯根本不用什么邀請函 Keith doesn't need an invitation,
因為他會和戴安娜一起出席 since he'll be attending with Diana.
當然我很高興能自己留著這份報紙 Oh, but I'll gladly take the tablet myself.
等等 那他就是她的男伴嗎 Wait. So... He's going as her date?
拜托 他們都約會兩個月了 Hello! They've been going out for two months.
佩恩有伴了 紐約市最新強勁情侶
你不是在媒體工作嗎 I thought you worked in media.
我知道今天早上絕對是場災難 I know this morning was a total disaster,
但沒人會怪你 But nobody blames you.
不管簡讓你來說什么 Whatever Jane sent you here to say,
你就直接說吧 why don't you just say it?
我們都認為你該放棄 Well, we both think that you should waive your right
編寫劇本 to write the script.
我為什么要同意 Why would I do that?
如果由你來寫 Because if you write it,
這個項目肯定會卡住 your project will be stuck in development hell.
你先寫份初稿 一年后 You'll write a draft. A year later,
你也許還會重寫 你就永遠不會交給他們 you'll still be rewriting it, and you'll never give them
滿意的稿子 因為你對故事的感情太深 what they want because you're too close to it.
但這不是重點 And that's not even the point.
聽起來是啊 Well, it sounds like it was.
丹 你現在是個大作家了 Dan, you're a huge novelist now.
我可不知道什么是大 我才排第九 I don't know about huge. I mean, I'm number nine.
下周就是第一了 And next week, you'll be number one.
二就夠了 我可不貪心 I'll take two. I'm not greedy.
說真的 你應該專注在 Seriously, you should be focusing
下一本暢銷書上 on your next best seller.
由我們聘一位一流編劇 Let us hire an "A" List writer
比如阿齊瓦·高斯曼 like--like an akiva goldsman,
阿齊瓦·高斯曼 《美麗心靈》編劇
找個簡無法欺負 Somebody who Jane can't bully,
找個創造過偉大電影 Somebody who gets great movies made
還會尊重你原著的人 And who will honor your book faithfully.
你真的覺得你能找個這樣的人來寫 You really think you could get someone like him to write it?
當然 Absolutely.
簡一直都是跟奧斯卡得主合作的 Jane works with Oscar winners all the time.
但我怎么確保 But how can I guarantee
她不會搞砸呢 that she's not just gonna screw it up?
我不會讓她那么做的 Because I won't let her.
她可能不了解這個世界 但我知道 She may not know this world, but I do,
我會保護你的故事和你 and I will protect your story and you.
小心 S Careful, S.
你能保證嗎 I have your word?
我保證 You have my word.
所有人都知道去地獄的路 Everybody knows the road to hell
充滿著好意圖 is paved with good intentions
與壞老板 and shady bosses.
你好 Hello?
-嗨 -是你啊 - Hey. - There you are.
你為什么還沒回來 Why aren't you back here yet?
我在基思·吉埃森的辦公室耽擱了一會 I got a little hung up at Keith Gessen's office.
你到底有沒有打算告訴我 Were you ever even gonna tell me that
他是你今晚的男伴 you're bringing him as your date tonight?
當然 Of course.
我今早本打算說來著 但是 I wanted to say something this morning, but, um--
但是你忙著說服我 But you were too busy lecturing me
公私不能混為一談 對嗎 on how you can't mix business with pleasure, right?
基思真的只是生意上的伙伴 你兩者兼而有之 Keith's just business, really. You are both.
但沒人知道 But no one can know that I am.
還不到時候 Not right now.
我知道你不理解 但你得相信我 I know you don't understand, but you need to trust me.
不 你知道我得怎么做嗎 No, you know what I need to do?
重新考慮我們的關系 Is rethink this whole relationship.
給我接通查莉·羅茲的電話 Get me charlie rhodes.
好吧 丹放棄這個項目了 Okay, Dan's off the project.
你的工作圓滿完成了 瑟琳娜 Take a bow, Serena.
你真有能耐 怎么做到的 You're a star. How'd you accomplish it?
我讓他放心 Well, I just convinced him
因為他和他的小說會由 that--that he and his novel would be better served
最棒的編劇來改編 by a top-tier screenwriter.
沒錯 And he will be.
你走后 索金的代理人來過電話 Sorkin's agent called right after you left.
艾倫·索金 Aaron Sorkin?
接手了《局外人》的編劇 Is adapting "Inside."
天哪 什么 Oh, my g-- what?
真不敢相信 That's--that's incredible.
你怎么這么快就搞定了 How did you get that to happen so fast?
我讓索金等這份工作等了一周了 I had Sorkin lined up for a week.
我和他的代理人一直在等著 His agent and I were just waiting.
等我勸丹退出 For... me to convince Dan to quit?
這就是你推崇《局外人》做成音樂劇的原因 So this explains your "Inside: The musical" pitch.
別這么說 我一直都知道丹根本就成不了事 Come on. I always knew that Dan was never going to work out.
我只是助了他一臂之力 高興點 I just gave him a little nudge. Be happy.
索金來改編是件好事 Sorkin is a good thing.
既然這樣 今早何必上演那場鬧劇 I just wish we could have spared everyone the drama this morning.
你開玩笑嗎 丹今早的到來 Are you kidding? Dan coming in this morning
為這個項目做了很多你預料之外的貢獻 did more for this project than you'll ever know.
為什么 Why?
因為我們得看看這部電影應該拍成什么樣 Because we got to see what this movie should really be.
一個妄自尊大的青少年 A self-important teenager
為了名聲和財產背叛了他的朋友 who betrays his friends for fame and fortune.
《局外人》會成為下一部《社交網絡》 "Inside" will be the next "Social network."
我們要挖掘挖掘他 We're going to zuckerberg him.
簡 這不公平 Jane, this-- this isn't fair.
我更希望讓觀眾來評判這是否公平 I prefer to let the audience decide what's fair or not.
丹不是那樣的人 Dan is not like that.
我請大家吃飯 來討論下這本書 Why don't I put a dinner on the books for all of us?
這樣的話 你會看到真實的他 And this way, you'll see.
下次我看到他應該是在法國戛納節上 The next time I see Dan will be at Cannes
他會帶著感激之情在舞臺上和我握手 when I'm shaking his grateful hand on the dais.
我要打個電話 I have a call to make.
今晚宴會見 See you at the party tonight?
恭喜了 女孩們 Congratulations, girls.
不論在身體上還是精神上 You've survived the most physically
你們都備受挑戰 而且存活了下來 and mentally challenging day of your lives,
你們都受了點皮外傷 and all you have to show for it are a few bruises.
現在是最后一輪了 Now for the final round,
你們今晚會和我以及我的王子 you will be accompanying me and my prince
參加最富盛名的《紐約觀察家》開幕派對 to the fabulous "Spectator" launch party tonight.
我們會與那里的一個客人 We're going to play a little game
做些小游戲 with one of the guests there.
那人是誰 Well, who's the target?
當然了 是一個男孩 A boy, of course.
接著說 I'm listening.
在婚禮上 你們會是 At the wedding, you'll be the apple
每一個單身漢眼中的珍寶 of every bachelor's eye.
所以我需要知道誰將獵獲到一個男爵 So I need to know who is going to bag a baron
而誰會令我難堪 and who's going to embarrass me.
和一個餐館工勾搭上 With a busboy.
完全正確 Exactly.
那么 So...
今晚 最先從紐約 Tonight, whoever's the first to get a kiss
最耀眼的單身貴族那里得到一個吻的人 from one of New York's most eligible bachelors
將會贏得做我皇室伴娘的資格 wins the right to call herself my... royal bridesmaid.
告訴我們 那人是誰 So tell us, who is it?
多洛塔 Dorota?
你來說吧 Will you do the honors?
內特·阿齊布爾德 Nate Archibald!
我會全力以赴的 I am so all over this.
太好了 太好了 天哪 Yes! Yes. Oh, my god.
太興奮了 so excited!
你好 Hello?
為何內特會從吉斯·杰森辦公室給我打來電話 Why is Nate calling me from Keith Gessen's office?
我讓你做的就是給幾個指定的人 All I asked you to do was make a few simple deliveries
簡單地送個東西 to a few specific people,
你都搞砸了 and you botched it.
我知道 I know.
真的很抱歉 但是布萊爾在搞一場競賽 I'm so sorry, but Blair's having a competition
來挑選伴娘 如果我贏了 to pick her bridesmaids, and if I win,
我就可以為《觀察家》采訪皇室婚禮 I can cover the royal wedding for "The spectator."
那你最好贏 看在你自己的份上 Then you'd better win, for your sake.
我只需要再完成一項任務 I just... have one more task to complete.
嗨 嗨 Hey. Hey.
你今晚有空嗎 Uh, are you free tonight?
簡希望你當我的男伴 Jane was--was hoping that you would be my guest
去參加《觀察家》的宴會 to "The spectator" party.
讓我猜猜 Let me guess.
因為我退出編劇 簡又不那么討厭我了 Jane loves me again now that I quit the movie.
我想她只是想更好地了解你 I think she just wants to get to know you better--
一個真實的你 The real you.
所以表現好點 好嗎 So be super nice, okay?
我一直都很好 好吧 今晚見 I'm always nice. Yeah, I'll see you tonight.
注意了 S正試著挽回這急轉直下的局面 Spotted--S trying to navigate a slippery slope.
但她并不是唯一一個即將發生的災難 But she's not the only accident waiting to happen.
你收到我的短信了嗎 Hey. Did you get my texts?
其實我關機了 Oh. I... turned my phone off, actually.
你還好嗎 Are you okay?
我很好 I'm, uh... I'm good.
說的話言不由衷哦 He says, teeth clenched.
讓我來幫你吧 Come on. Let me help.
我很擅長處理別人的問題 I'm really good with other people's problems.
雖然自己的事處理得不太好 但是 Not so much my own, but...
有個女孩 Well, there's this-- there's this girl.
我邀請她今晚做我的女伴去參加派對 And I asked her to be my date to the party tonight.
她拒絕了 And she said "No."
這到沒什么 Which was fine,
但是我發現她約了別人 until I find out that she's bringing another guy.
你想過她想讓你輕易地失望嗎 Do you think that she's trying to let you down easy?
輕易可不是她的風格 不會 Easy's not her style, no.
那就是她想讓你嫉妒 Well, then she's trying to make you jealous.
相信我 內特 我們女孩都一樣 Trust me, Nate. We're all the same.
那我應該怎么做 Okay, so what do I do?
以毒攻毒 Fight fire with fire.
把我帶去做你的女伴 Take me as your date.
不行 我不想 Well, no. I wouldn't wanna--
我不想毀了你的晚上 我 I wouldn't wanna ruin your night. I...
你不會的 You won't.
六點鐘來接我 Pick me up at 6:00.
喲 你很興奮 不是嗎 Whew. You're getting excited, aren't you?
這么興奮呀 You're getting excited.
等下 巴恩斯醫生 Come on, Dr. Barnes.
你不該來這 You shouldn't be here.
如果你接我電話 我就不會來了 And I wouldn't be, if you answered any of my calls.
跟你說了 我不做 I told you, I'm done.
要我毀了一個正竭盡全力 I can't be responsible for destroying a young man
給自己療傷的年輕人 我做不到 who's doing everything he can to heal himself.
那我們的交易呢 And what about our deal?
到此為止 你的錢還你 As much as it would have helped, here's your refund.
請在聽到嗶聲后 留言 At the tone, please record your message.
巴恩斯醫生 我是恰克 Dr. Barnes, it's Chuck.
我遇到麻煩了 I think I'm in trouble.
今晚見個面好嗎 Can you meet me tonight?
想給恰克使絆子 When you drive Chuck over the edge,
結果偷雞不成反蝕把米 it's you who will wind up roadkill.
今天過的怎么樣 So how was your day?
按部就班唄 Just what I needed.
積習還真是難改 Old habits die hard.
你好 Hello.
積習真的改了 If they die at all.
她們來這干嗎 What are they doing here?
我們不是說好 今晚之前全部搞定嗎 I thought we agreed we'd be done by tonight.
會搞定的 寶貝 And I will be, my dear.
她們還有一些細節需要學習 The girls just have one more tiny, little thing to take care of.
你不會注意到 他們在這里的 You won't even notice they're here.
內特呢 Where's Nate?
查莉呢 Where's Charlie?
好戲開始咯 Game on.
你真漂亮 You look amazing.
獻上我最衷心的祝賀 I wanted to offer my sincerest congratulations.
我是恰克·拜斯 Chuck Bass.
戴安娜·佩恩 榮幸之至 Diana Payne. So nice to meet you.
以前就聽說過很多關于你的事 I've heard a lot about you,
今天一見 真是"百聞不如一見"啊 and let me just say, the best of it does you no justice.
不好意思 我們以前見過嗎 I'm sorry. Have we met before?
應該沒有 Not that I can recall.
真是有意思 看著你 我就... It's funny. Just looking at you now, I could have sworn--
謝謝你的夸獎 好好玩 I think I'd remember. Enjoy the party.
恰克 Chuck.
很高興見到你 殿下 Your Highness, always a pleasure.
得了吧 拜斯 Give it a rest, Bass.
抱歉 我朋友過來了 丹 I'm sorry. My friend is here. Dan.
簡 謝謝你邀請我 Jane, hey. Thank you so much for inviting me.
非常感謝 I appreciate it.
小意思 很高興你能過來 Of course. I'm just so happy you can make it.
瑟琳娜 丹來了 Serena, look, I found Dan.
你告訴他 Did you already tell him
我們請索金來寫電影劇本了嗎 we got Sorkin to write the movie?
她還沒告訴我 這可太好了 What? No. That's incredible.
是啊 你寫的那些人物會變得更加出彩 I know. Now your character will talk even faster than you do.
不介意我給我的經紀人打個電話吧 You--you mind if I call my agent and tell her?
馬上回來 I'll be right back.
別以為我不知道 Don't think I don't know what you're doing
你把他帶過來的用意 by bringing him here.
關于主角的問題 You can't guilt-trip me into changing my mind
你休想讓我改變主意 about the lead character.
我只是想讓你 好好了解下丹 I just wanted you to get to know the real Dan.
他真誠 有同情心 還很幽默 He--he's... genuine and caring and funny.
把他寫成背信棄義的人更有賣點 The zuckerberg version is the better story.
更適合拍電影 The better movie.
我向丹保證過 我會保護他 I gave Dan my word that I would protect him.
他是我最好的朋友 求你別這樣 He's one of my best friends. Please don't do this to him.
我已經決定了 It's already done.
還有 And you know what?
你不用再參與這個項目了 I'm taking you off this project,
立即生效 effective immediately.
你跟丹一樣 你們都過于入戲了 Like Dan, you're just too close to it.
內特 這些辦公室好大 Nate, these offices are so big.
帶我參觀一下你的辦公室吧 You have to show me yours.
當然可以 我們有很多 Oh, I'd love to. Yeah, we got a lot of, uh--
你在這呢 Ah! There you are.
我一直在吧臺等你 I was waiting for you at the bar.
那你繼續等著 不就好啦 Well, you'll have to keep waiting.
內特正要帶我去參觀 Nate just promised me a tour.
是去辦公室吧 我也去 Of the office. I'll come with.
我想看你的辦公室 不想看她的 No, I wanna see your "Spectator," Not hers.
抱歉 查莉 Sorry, Charlie.
那是赫爾曼·張的水晶桌嗎 Ooh, is that a Hellman-Chang table?
赫爾曼·張: 美國著名家具公司
天呢 Oh, my!
瑟琳娜 你終于來啦 我真高興 Serena, you came after all. I'm delighted.
你覺得"觀察家派對"怎么樣 So... what do you think of "The spectator"?
大家都玩的挺開心的 Everyone seems to be having fun.
除了你 Except for you.
我忍不住想問 怎么了 What? I can't help but pry.
當然啦 你可以不說 Of course you don't have to tell me.
現在的情況很糾結 I just... got myself into a situation
我在意的人很可能會因此受到傷害 that's gonna hurt somebody I really care about.
我以為自己能幫到他 但是 I thought I could fix it tonight, but I--
我沒做到 I can't.
或許我可以 我最擅長解決問題了 Maybe I can. I'm quite the problem solver.
你還是不知道為好 這牽扯到了你的朋友 I don't think you wanna know. It involves a friend of yours.
簡嗎 Jane?
那你一定得告訴我 Now you have to tell me.
是一本書的電影改編權 It's... It's about the book option I got for her.
我不想讓她繼續做下去了 I need to kill the project.
給我一點時間 包你滿意 Give me two seconds, and it'll vanish.
謝謝你 但我想自己解決 Thank you, but--but I'll-- I'll figure it out on my own.
你剛才不是說 自己辦不到嗎 You just said you couldn't.
我和簡有過節 Jane and I have history.
她最不喜歡別人提及此事了 She doesn't always like to be reminded of it,
我已經很久沒跟她提過了 and it's been a while since I did.
你們倆能有什么過節 What kind of history?
給你留點想象的空間吧 Some things are best left to the imagination.
還有 So...
你到底有多想解決你的問題 How bad do you want your problem to go away?
- 簡 - 怎么了 -Jane. -Yes?
借一步說話 A word.
親他一下 就搞定了 Oh, just kiss him and win already.
長眼的人都能看出來 內特超喜歡你 Anybody with eyes can see Nate has a huge crush on you.
我放棄了 I give up.
我也想 I would,
但我覺得 我不是他喜歡的類型 but I'm starting to feel like I'm not Nate's type.
得了吧 內特就沒有喜歡的類型 Hello?! Nate doesn't have a type.
他就像德瑞克·基特 花得很 He's like Derek Jeter.
德瑞克·基特: 美國著名棒球選手 現為紐約洋基隊隊長
他看到你的時候 Well, when he saw you,
他說 你是康士坦茲最漂亮的女孩 he said that you were the hottest girl at Constance.
內特這么說的 Nate said that?
天吶 他還說什么啦 Oh, my God. What else did he say?
他說 在康士坦茲那群姑娘之中 Something about how you were the only girl at Constance
他只想和你上床 但一直都沒能實現 he wished that he had hooked up with but never did.
現在要實現了 Until now.
謝謝你 非常感謝 Thanks, man. I appreciate that.
咱們開始吧 Let's do this.
佩內洛普 我是怎么教你的 Penelope! What did I tell you about consorting with the help?
你可以走了 You're dismissed.
看啥 又不是我讓她摔倒的 What? It's not my fault she tripped.
嘿 你要走了嗎 Hey. Uh, you leaving already?
抱歉 我必須走了 I'm sorry. I have to go.
我還想跟你談談電影的事情呢 I was hoping we could talk more about the movie.
還電影呢 事情都黃了 What movie? It's dead.
如果你想知道原因的話 If you want to know why,
去問你的好朋友瑟琳娜吧 talk to your friend Serena.
我知道夜晚才剛剛開始 而且酒吧還在營業 I know the night's still young and the bar's still open,
但我想占用各位一分鐘時間 感謝你們的到來 but I wanted to take a moment to thank everybody for coming.
這對我來說很重要 It means so much to me
要是現在這里有一顆炸彈要爆炸 To know that if a bomb went off right this second,
紐約傳媒可就全軍覆沒了 New york media would be over.
謝謝你能陪我參加 Hey. Thanks for being my date.
不客氣 只希望我們能讓 Of course. I just hope we were able
你的神秘女友嫉妒就好 to make whoever you're seeing jealous.
不一定 我覺得她一點也不在乎 I don't know. I don't even think she really cared.
那我們就在她在乎一回 Let's make her care.
如果你準備好了 我們就開始吧 I'm game if you are.
為什么不呢 Yeah?
我們要和"八卦天后" We are going to be different from "Gossip girl"
以及那些不知名的媒體有所區別 and other anonymous sites
它們只關注不利流言或者含沙射影的事情 which traffic in damaging rumors and innuendo.
不好意思 我說到哪里了 I'm sorry. Where was I?
《觀察家》雜志只會刊登事實 The "Spectator" is only going to print facts.
如果你真的那么做了 If you did it,
那你就活該被報導 you deserve to get caught,
我們也一定會報導 And we're gonna catch you.
所以我得像我所尊敬的其他編輯道歉 So with apologies to my other esteemed editors,
從今晚開始 我要偷走你們最好的采訪記者 starting tonight, I'm gonna be poaching your best reporters
還有你們最好的新聞 and stealing all your best stories.
我來爆個料 I have a story for you.
洗耳恭聽 拜斯先生 So let's hear it, Mr. Bass.
我的心理醫生 伊麗莎·巴恩斯 My therapist, Dr. Eliza Barnes, has been using hypnosis
用催眠誘導我實施...某種行為 to coerce me into performing... unspeakable acts.
我就是巴恩斯醫生 I am Dr. Barnes,
我向你們保證這不是真的 And I promise you that none of this is true.
沒關系的 恰克 It's okay,Chuck.
你現在的精神狀況很脆弱 Y-you're in a very vulnerable psychological state right now.
我想知道為什么 I wonder why.
是不是因為我剛發現 Maybe because I just found out
你收了別人的錢 you were taking money
來暴露我的隱私 to reveal confidential information about me.
如果你有證據的話 Now that's a story I can print...
我可以報導這個事情 if you have proof.
恰克 別說了 Chuck, stop.
你為什么要這么做 Why are you doing this?
如果你不相信我 If you don't believe me,
那你自己去問你的未婚夫吧 You should ask your fiance.
他就是給她錢的那個人 He's the one who paid her.
別擔心 B Don't worry, B.
你還是會嫁給王子的 You're still marrying a prince...
雖然是一位騙人的王子 of fools.
布萊爾 等等 Blair, wait.
求你了 我知道你肯定很生氣 Please, I know how upset you must be.
我們就我的小陰謀吵了那么多次 After all this arguing about my scheming,
而你所做的事卻比那更壞 what you've been doing is even worse.
我可以解釋 But I can explain.
你能有什么借口去 What possible explanation could you have for...
雇傭恰克的心理醫生去監視他 paying Chuck's therapist to spy on him?
我發現那張親子鑒定了 I found the paternity test...
被你撕掉的那張 The one that you'd torn to pieces.
我的天哪 Oh, my god.
你沒有告訴我你連孩子的父親是誰都不確定 You didn't tell me you weren't sure who the father was.
不是的 我... No, I...
我必須要做那個測試 I had to get the test.
是嗎 好由此決定你到底該和誰在一起 Yeah, so you could decide who to be with?
不 如果我知道我所內心祈禱的結果是真的 No. So we both could have peace of mind,
那么你和我都能夠得到內心的平靜 knowing that what I prayed for in my heart was true.
可是那張鑒定書告訴我 你內心的某處 The paternity test showed me that some part of you thought
還是認為你可能還有別的選擇 you might still have a choice to make.
而我要讓你明白 And I needed you to see
恰克永遠是錯誤的選擇 that chuck will always be the wrong one.
路易 Louis...
我不知道我還能說多少次這句話 I don't know how many more times I can say this,
可是恰克和我永遠都不會在一起的 but chuck and I can never work.
你真那么肯定 You know that for certain?
是的 I do.
他也這么肯定 So does he.
你也應該 And so should you.
恰克毀了他生命中所有的人和事 Chuck destroys everything and everybody in his life.
他永遠都不會改變 And he'll never change.
我真正擔心的是 But what's scaring me is that..
你正在變得和他一樣 you're changing into him.
你砍掉了我的電影 Did you just kill my movie?
我沒有別的選擇 Only because I had no other choice.
我是為了你才這么做的 But I did it for you.
為我 你開什么玩笑 For me? Are you kidding?
請你聽好 Listen, please--
你只用說清一件事 Tell me one thing.
這一切從開始就是你的計劃嗎 Was this your plan from the very beginning?
什么 What?
承認了吧 你非常討厭這本書里你的角色 Admit it. You hate your character in the book so much,
所以你不能忍受看著它被翻拍成電影 you couldn't stand to see this made into a movie.
成千上萬的人會說你壞話 Millions of people might judge you,
我們都知道你不喜歡那樣 And we all know how much you like that.
我要澄清一點 Actually, for the record,
拍攝計劃終止和我的個人形象沒任何關系 having the project killed had nothing to do with my image
卻對你的形象有很大影響 and everything to do with yours.
簡想要詆毀你 Jane was gonna do a hatchet job on you,
我阻止了她 所以我要被炒了 And now I'm gonna get fired for stopping her.
這挺有意思的 That was fun.
比你預期的還有意思嗎 More fun that you expected?
多多了 我在想 或許我們可以 A lot more. I mean, maybe we should
繼續上演一場激情戲 just stage another make-out session.
你懂的 就咱們兩個人 You know, just for us.
恭喜啊 Congratulations!
看來你贏了布萊爾的比賽了 Looks like you won Blair's contest.
等等 什么 她說的是什么意思 Wait, what? What is she talking about?
哦 難道你不知道嗎 Oh. Didn't you know?
這一切都是個游戲 This was all a game.
查莉吻你只不過是為了成為布萊爾的伴娘 Charlie only kissed you so she could be one of Blair's bridesmaids.
當然她這么做是為了《觀察家》 For the "Spectator" of course.
看來她沒有告訴你這些 Guess she left that part out.
內特 我很抱歉 Nate, I'm sorry.
別這么沮喪啊 查莉 Oh. Don't fret, charlie.
我敢肯定內特對你也不是完全誠實的 I'm sure nate wasn't completely honest with you either.
對吧 親愛的 Were you, honey?
我得去找我真正的男伴了 Right then. I'd better get back to my real date.
繼續加油啊 查莉 Keep up the good work, Charlie.
干杯 Cheers.
所以說你只是利用我去得到一條新聞 What, so you used me to get a story?
所以說和你約會的那位"女生"就是我們的上司 The "Girl" You're seeing is our boss?!
瞧啊 這不是那位好醫生嗎 Well, if it isn't the good doctor.
我想你應該清楚我即將停止對你的治療 I thought you should know I'm gonna shut down my practice.
為什么 Why?
我知道人們都說心理治療只不過是浪費時間 I know people say therapy's a waste of time,
但是你在我的信任問題上創造了奇跡 but you did wonders with my trust issues.
我能理解 你很生氣 I understand you're angry.
我也不期望你能夠原諒我 I don't expect you to ever forgive me.
我只是覺得你應該知道 I just thought you should know
路易不僅僅花錢從我這里買你的信息 Louis wasn't paying me for information alone.
他還想讓我使你大發雷霆 He wanted me to drive you into a rage,
讓你變成一只野獸 就像你過去那樣 to turn you into this monster you apparently used to be.
路易感覺你是他的威脅 Louis is so threatened by you
他想提醒布萊爾 that he wanted to remind blair--
她選擇他的原因 Why she chose him.
也許路易是對的 Maybe Louis is right.
他也可能是錯的 He doesn't have to be.
你能改變自己 You can change.
你記不記得今早我問你布萊爾的事 Do you remember this morning when I asked you about Blair?
我試圖激怒你 I was trying to provoke you.
但是你選擇了別的回應方式 But you chose something else,
更好的方式 something better.
你選擇了放手 You chose to let go.
這樣發展下去 Continue down that road,
你肯定能找到內心的平靜 and I'll bet you'll find some peace.
我一直都在想那會是什么感覺 I've always wondered what that felt like.
祝你好運 Good luck.
還有我很抱歉 And I'm sorry.
我也很想幫你 I really did want to help.
現場報道 恰克·拜斯站在了十字路口 Spotted--Chuck Bass standing at the crossroads.
看來我們得關注他的每一步了 Looks like we're gonna have to watch his every step.
瑟琳娜 Serena...
有小道消息說你失業了 Word on the street is you're back on the job market.
你還真是兢兢業業啊 You don't waste any time, do you?
我知道了我想知道的 就不會這樣了 Not when I know what I want.
一定有什么方法讓我能說服你 There must be some way I can convince you
為《觀察家》寫博客 to write a blog for "The spectator."
要是不寫上東區 Not if it's about the upper east side
或是上東區的人 不寫我 就行 or anyone who lives there, including me.
對不起 我知道我欠你一個人情 I'm sorry. I know that I owe you a favor.
但是我不想成為另一個八卦天后 But I don't wanna be the next gossip girl.
我不喜歡在網上攻擊別人 I-I don't believe in attacking people online
甚至傳播謠言 and spreading rumors.
我也不喜歡 Neither do I,
所以我才想扳倒八卦天后 which is why I wanna take gossip girl down.
怎么扳倒 每個人都讀她的新聞 How? Everyone reads her,
不論大家承認不承認 and whether they admit it or not,
每個人都向她打小報告 everyone posts.
整個城市都依賴她 This city is addicted to her.
那只是因為她總報道你這樣的大人物 Only because she writes about people like you.
想想看 Think about it.
如果你和你的朋友 If you and your friends
是大家關注八卦天后的主要原因 are the main reason people care about gossip girl,
但從明天起 And starting tomorrow,
大家都能直接從你那了解最新動態 everyone can read about you straight from the source.
這就將八卦天后孤立起來了吧 That would make "Gossip girl" irrelevant, wouldn't it?
我也不知道 I don't know.
你知道的 Yes, you do.
瑟琳娜 這是個得到自己話語權的機會 Serena, this is a chance to have your own voice,
去阻止一切謊言并且掌控自己的形象 to stop the lies and to finally control your own image.
難道你在八卦天后的禁錮里掙扎得不累嗎 Aren't you tired of swimming in gossip girl's fishbowl?
那好 但是我得以我的方式來做 Well, I'd have to do it my own way.
我想要的就是這些 I'd expect nothing less.
我們明天見一面 一起激發一下靈感 Come by tomorrow, and we'll brainstorm together.
好 Okay.
晚安 Good night.
別再耍小把戲 No more games.
也別再玩神秘了 No more secrets.
或者在這和我公開亮相 Either we're in this for the world to see,
或者我們現在就分手 or we end this right here.
有人來這向你道歉 Somebody here to apologize.
好吧 雖然我現在不是十分想聽 Well, I can't say I want to hear it right now,
但是 告訴路易我去樓上等他 But... tell Louis I'll see him upstairs.
不是路易 Not Louis.
你來這干嘛 What are you doing here?
我沒力氣再重來一遍今晚的發瘋了 I-I don't have the energy to rehash tonight's hysterics.
我想你應該走了 I think you should leave.
我來這不是為了今晚的事道歉的 I'm not here to apologize about what happened tonight.
那你道歉什么 Then... what are you here to apologize for?
其他的一切 Everything else.
我很抱歉你告訴我路易 I'm sorry for losing my temper
向你求婚那晚 我亂發脾氣 the night you told me Louis proposed to you.
我很抱歉沒有在帝國大廈等的久一點 I'm sorry for not waiting longer at the empire state building.
我很抱歉把你當作我的私人財物 I'm sorry for treating you like property.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry...
我沒及時告訴你我愛你 I didn't tell you I loved you when I knew I did.
但是我最抱歉的是 But most of all, I'm sorry
你還沒放棄我們 我就先放棄了 that I gave up on us when you never did.
謝謝你 Thank you.
我希望我從沒放棄過 I hope never giving up on people
那些想讓我垮臺的人 isn't gonna be my downfall.
這就是為什么你將會是個很棒的母親 That's why you're going to be an amazing mother.
你總是陪在你愛的人的身邊 You're always there for the people you love,
即使他們不值得你愛 even when they don't deserve it.
你知道我一向如此 You know that's never gonna change.
你不再這樣也沒關系 It's okay if it has to.
從今晚開始 我會好好照顧自己 Starting tonight, I'm going to take care of myself.
你想說的就這些嗎 Is that all?
就這些 Yeah.
人們總說每條路都有終點 They say every road comes to an end,
但有時候終點又像起點 But sometimes the end feels just like the beginning,
即使你覺得你已經走了很遠很遠 even when you think you've come a long way...
老爸 你怎么還在這 Dad? What, uh, what are you still doing here?
我跟你在派對上聊過之后 Mm. After I talked to you at the party,
喬納森·卡爾普打了電話 Jonathan Karp called.
他拿到了下周最暢銷書排行榜的復印件 He got an advance copy of next week's best seller list.
我不是第一 I'm not number one.
我的排名一點都沒上升嗎 Did I go up at all?
你跌出排行榜了 You dropped off the list.
但我跟他說了艾倫·索金的事之后 But when I told him the news about Aaron Sorkin,
他說重磅電影合作的消息 he said a big movie deal announcement like that
會讓書重回排行榜的 will have the books flying off the shelves again.
電影沒戲了 老爸 都結束了 我也受夠了 The movie's dead, dad. It's over. I'm--I'm done.
你會突然發現你又重新站回了起點 You can suddenly find yourself right back where you started.
因為每段旅程 Because every journey
都充滿了迂回和曲折 is fraught with twists and turns...
你知道嗎 查莉 You know, Charlie,
你給我帶來的麻煩越來越超越你的價值 You're becoming more trouble than you're worth.
我真的不知道內特是想讓你嫉妒的 I had no idea you were the one Nate was trying to make jealous.
我只是想得到布萊爾婚禮的獨家新聞 I just wanted to get the inside scoop on Blair's wedding.
那么 Well...
現在你知道了 Now you know,
全世界也都知道了 and so does the rest of the world.
內特是我的 Nate's mine.
《紐約觀察家》
頭條新聞 新伴侶浮出水面
你聽清楚了 Do I make myself clear?
很好 Good.
因為我討厭明天要去發一篇 Because I'd hate to have to run a story tomorrow
關于一個從佛羅里達來的困頓女孩 about a poor girl from Florida
冒名頂替 愚弄了整個上東區 who Clark Rockefeller'ed the upper east side.
電影《Who is Clark Rockefeller》 主人公克拉克·洛克菲勒一直假扮各種身份的人物
一失足成千古恨 And one false step could spell disaster.
但是無論如何 But no matter what...
紐約人喜歡八卦消息。 但是大多數時間他們根本不清楚他們在說什么。
你還是要堅持到底 You still have to stay the course
并開拓自己的路 and forge your own path.
不 路易 我知道你很抱歉 No, Louis, I-I know you're sorry.
你去忙你的公事吧 You should go on your trip.
等你回來了我們再談也行 We can talk when you get back.
我答應你 Promise.
而且 分開幾天對你我都好 Besides, a few days apart would be good for us.
因為現在已無退路 Because there's no going back now.
看來這個人將要成為 And it looks like this one's going to be
我們生活的依靠了 the ride of our lives.
X.O.X.O.八卦天后 X.O.X.O. Gossip girl.